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Hey. Looks like we're almost halfway to Newtopia, HP.

-Yep. Making good time. -I gotta say,

this trip has been a lot smoother than I thought it'd be.

-Yep! -But the one thing I'd change...

The only thing I'd change--

- - Stop pushing me! - - You stop pushing me!

Is that.

Get that stupid stuff out of my face!

Well, sorry for showing you all this cool moss I found!

Ow! What was that for?

I saw a punch bug! Punch bug!

For the last time, I'm not playing punch bu-- Ow!

Two weeks of nonstop arguing really starting to wear on me.

At least they're keeping it in the fwagon this time.

Look everyone. I'm Sprig.

Look at all this dumb moss I found.

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Wow!

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm Polly,

and I decided we're all playing punch bug.

Punch bug!

-Wow! Wow! -Punch bug! Punch bug!

This is incredibly annoying but I have to say,

their impressions of each other are spot on.

Yep, always had a knack for that.

Oh, I don't think I can take two more weeks of this.

If only there were some way to get them to stop fighting.

-Ya! - Whoa!

What the heck dude? I almost bit my tongue. Shh! Look!

"Quarreler's Pass. A road to reconciliation for weary travel-mates." Okay, so what?

Wait, Polly, you don't think they're gonna--

- -What?

You're seriously leaving us here?

Aw, quit your bellyaching.

It says right here

that the paths meet up eventually.

Your fighting is driving us nuts!

You brought this upon yourselves!

This is all Sprig's fault for being so zippy

and obnoxious all the time! Ow! Ow!

Me? You're the one who's punching everyone!

No, you are! No, you are!

Mm-hmm. See you kids on the other side and good luck.

Here. If you get in trouble, just call me.

-Ow! -Heeyah!

Call me?

"Call me?" Argh! There's only one phone!

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

Let's just get this over with.

Try to keep up, slow poke.

- -Oh, no, you don't!

"The Beam of Balance"?

More like the beam of-- Race you across!

Hey! Get back here, you dang cheater!

Eat my dust, lame-o! Huh?

Whoa!

Help me, lame-o!

Hang on!

Whoa!

-Thanks. -Polly,

I think we're supposed to go across slowly.

Okay. This works. Yeah. Slow and steady.

This is gonna take forever. Let's just jump.

Jump? I can't make that. It's wider than Croaker's Creek.

Remember when you tried to jump over Croaker's Creek?

Yeah, don't remind me.

You landed right on a cactus flower!

All those spikes sticking out of your--

Wait! Remember Croaker's Creek?

Yeah! I don't wanna talk about it!

No, no! There was a rickety bridge, remember?

And the only way we got across was--

The walk-and-roll! Polly, you're a flipping genius!

Forgot where I was.

-Let's roll! And walk. -Okay, ready.

Whoa! Whoa! Okay, left.

Right! Left! Right! Left!

Right! Left! Right! Left!

We did it!

Now, let's breeze through this thing

so we can slap Hop Pop. I support that.

Huh. Wonder how those two are doing without us?

Finally. Peace and quiet.

Almost a little too quiet.

Almost a little awkward, isn't it?

So do you have a boyfriend back home?

Ow!

It's fake. What the heck?

Someone blocked off the pass and painted it to look like the end? Weird.

Must be another test. What if we took that tunnel over there?

-Okay. -All right! Test passed!

Hmm, that was too easy.

Or maybe we're just the best!

Yeah!

- -Oh, perspective.

Clever.

Okay. Not much farther. Hopefully.

Hey! Oops. My bad!

Watch where you're putting your big, dumb feet!

You watch where you put your big, dumb spit!

Ugh! You're so annoying!

No, you are! No, you are!

-No, you are! -No, you are!

-No, you are! -No, you are!

-No, you are! -No, you are!

No, you are! No, you are!

Would you look at that. Two tunnels.

Why don't you take that one and find another Pollywog to step on?

Fine! And maybe you can annoy someone else in that one!

Fine! Fine!

He thinks I'm annoying? He's the annoying one.

I can hear you!

These rock walls are surprisingly thin!

You're surprisingly thin!

Good one.

-Hi. -

Whoops, didn't mean to frighten you.

That's okay. I meant to eat you!

There's a giant wormy thing! It's trying to eat me!

I'll save you!

And I'll save you for dessert.

Whoa, whoa.

Well, this isn't a good sign.

Well, this isn't a good sign. I just said that!

Ah, good catch, Lysil.

Yes, Angwin, and they sound juicy.

How many of you weirdos are there?

Only one.

What the-- Shh! I don't think they can see us.

No, but we can hear you.

And it's only a matter of time before my bro and I find ya!

That's how we olms do.

Oh, yeah? Well--

Into the crack!

Oh, great.

We lost 'em in the crack 'cause you were dragging your feet.

Okay. A, we don't have feet.

And B, I could've helped if you'd bothered to communicate at all.

I said "Over here!" Try listening for once.

Ugh! Just help me find a stick to pry them out of the crack.

You are literally a pain in my backside.

Ugh! I'm a pain? You're the pain!

No, you are! No, you are!

-No, you are! -You are!

-No, you are! -No, you are!

-You are! -You are!

Ah! All this bickering is driving me crazy.

It's like wearing a beehive on your head.

Can you imagine having to listen to this for more than an hour?

Or two weeks?

From the back of a wagon?

- No, you are! - No, you are!

I guess Hop Pop and Anne were right to ditch us here.

If we get out of this, maybe we can call a truce.

Not argue for a couple weeks? Give them a break?

Deal!

- No, you are! - No, you are!

Now then, how to escape two, mostly blind,

argumentative siblings?

I have an idea that might make an impression.

Something in your eye? Just follow my lead!

Okay, whatever.

Let's just eat these kids

and get back to never talking to each other again.

Ugh! Finally. A good idea out of your mouth.

Now, let's find that stick already.

Do it yourself, you smelly dum-dum!

Who you calling dum-dum?

Yeah, I found your stick. Right here!

Ow! Hey! Watch where you're swinging that thing!

Not my fault

you've got such a humongous swollen head, brother!

Hey! Now that's uncalled for! Take this!

Biting, is it?

Sprig!

Belly flop.

Get up! Come on!

Move, move, move!

Mom always liked me best!

That's because she had terrible taste!

Whoa, whoa!

Whoo, man. Promise me we never end up like that.

Us? Are you kidding? We're way too good of a team.

Bring it in, buddy.

Hmm, looks like we're back on the road. Where's Anne and Hop Pop?

Yeah, they should be here by now.

- -Wait, do you hear that?

A relationship is like a farm.

You plant a seed of trust

and it grows into a better relationship.

Anne, over here! Anne!

Hi! Sup.

You two! Thank frog!

Anne, you'll be glad to know

we've decided to stop-- I don't care!

I need you to fill the silences.

Hop Pop can't deal with them! He can't deal with them!

Oh, hey, kids. Didn't see you there. How'd the trials go?

It was fine, except for the bloodthirsty olms.

And you'll be glad to know we've decided to stop arguing--

That's great, Sprig. Anyway, we were just getting into the nitty-gritty.

Now that you guys are back, we can talk about Anne's boyfriend again.

[Grime] Trial by... [Anne] It's over, Sash.

[Anne] You're not gonna push me around anymore.

[Sasha] Anne, maybe you're better off without me.

-[grunts] -[sword clinks]

[panting]

Yo, Grime! How was my form on that last kick?

Grime?

Are you in here? Oh, my gosh!

[munches]

[cell phone: man] Next time on Suspicion Island...

But Randy, I think you're suspicious.

Noooo!

[laughs] Wow. Randy too?

[chuckles] Everyone really is suspicious.

Hey, what's up, Sash? Oh, I'll tell you what's up.

You're sitting here binge-watching trash TV all day

when we're supposed to be training.

What are you gonna do when someone comes to collect

the big, fat price on your big, fat head?

-[screams] -[grunts]

Bounty hunters.

[all grunting]

Grime, help me take these guys down!

[straining] Nah, you got this.

[groans] Okay, guys, that's enough.

-[both grunting] -Ow.

Aw, man, I landed on my favorite horn.

[squeaks]

Percy? Braddock? Why were you...

Sasha thought a little action might help you get out of your rut.

So you staged this attack?

Sounds like you two belong...

[both whimper]

...on Suspicion Island.

[all laughing]

-[groans] -Hey, you guys wanna join me?

Season's just getting good.

-[Sasha] Ah, heck nah. -[both grunt]

You two go into town and get some food or whatever.

I need a word with Captain Grime. Alone!

M'okay. Suits us.

Ow!

[both laughing, cheering]

[grunts]

Whaaat?

Oop! Beetle fingers.

-You were saying? -Look at you. You're a mess.

What happened to the Grime I used to know?

[groans] He's gone.

Ever since Newtopia branded me a traitor,

I don't see the point anymore.

So you lost control of the valley

and abandoned your post and now you're a fugitive.

That doesn't mean we should give up.

We can still put those frogs back in their place

and reclaim what's ours.

[laughs] Us and what army?

All but two of my soldiers have abandoned us.

We can't possibly retake the valley.

Oh, so that's it then? You're just gonna sit here and do nothing?

Do nothing? Hello. I've been growing a beard.

Yeah, don't remind me. [groans]

Look, Sasha, don't worry about it.

I may be a little out of shape-- [gulps]

but I'm sure I can still lick whoever Newtopia sends after me.

[gulps, burps]

You better be right about that.

-[piano playing] -[frog yodeling]

-[piano playing stops] -[frog stops yodeling]

[piano plays suspenseful music]

I suppose you're wondering who I am?

Not especially.

-[clinks] -Whoa!

My name is General Yunnan,

Scourge of the Sand Wars, Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched,

and the youngest newt to ever achieve the rank of General in the great Newtopian army.

[cricket chirping]

And this is why I hate coming out to the boonies.

Anyway, I am here to hunt the fugitive, Captain Grime.

Hey, ain't that the toad warrior that started out as a gladiator?

So, you know of my quarry?

Tell me, where has he last been seen?

[Percy] Whoo, do you think Captain Grime's gonna be okay?

I don't know, but talk about a workout. I'm starving.

Hey, let's get the cheesy flies!

Okay. Hey, Gertrude--

Mind if I join you?

Uh, well...

Kind of "party for two" thing here.

[chuckles] Wait. Who are you? Our server?

[growls] I am General Yunnan,

Scourge of the Sand Wars, Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched,

the youngest newt to ever achieve the rank of General in the great Newtopian army.

[munches] Okay.

I am here searching for a certain toad.

Perhaps you know of him?

Uh, nope. Sorry. Never seen him before.

Really? I could swear you were just talking about someone named Grime.

-That's not what I said. -That's not what you said?

-That's not what I said. -Then why are you sweating?

'Cause it's hot. Hmm.

Well, I've done all I can here.

I will continue my search elsewhere.

General Yunnan, away!

Phew, that was close! Good thing we're such good actors, huh?

Yeah, now she'll never find them at the old mill,

which is on the edge of town.

Okay, so first of all, this beard and burping situation...

-Unacceptable. Secondly-- -[whistling]

Wait. Do you hear that?

[whistling continues]

Who's that? Oh, crud.

That armor... She's Newtopian military for sure.

I found you at last.

Who the heck are you?

All right. Third time today. Let's do it!

I am General Yunnan,

Scourge of the Sand Wars, Defeater of Ragnar--

Wait. You're Grime?

The fiercest fighter of the colosseum?

Yep, that's me. You're here for my autograph?

Nope, I'm here for your head.

Well, that took a dark turn.

[scoffs] Some general you are. Where's your army?

[Yunnan] I had an army once.

[clinking]

They slowed me down.

-Ooooh-kay, we're leaving now. -[Grime grunts]

Eh, I'll give them a head start. Keeps things interesting.

Just my luck! They sent some psychotic glory hound after us.

We'll never-- [burps] escape her.

Like heck we won't. Follow me.

[grunts]

Ha!

[straining, panting]

-Just give me a minute. -[grunts]

[both grunt]

Couldn't we take an easier route?

Maybe if you had trained with me once in a while,

you'd be prepared for a situation like this.

[grunts, growls] Enough!

At least be honest about why you've thrown yourself into your training.

What are you talking about? [grunts]

Hello? It's a distraction.

You're using it to keep your mind off the real reason you're upset.

Look, I know why I'm upset.

I'm upset because I lost the duel at Toad Tower.

Aka, the biggest fight of my life.

[chuckles] Oh, please. You're not upset because you lost a fight.

You're upset because you lost your friend.

You're upset that Anne stood up to you,

and that things between you will never be the same again.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Sasha, look out!

Ooh, that's a long way down.

Looks like our only option is to make a stand.

No, our only option is for you to get out of here.

-What? -She only wants me.

Go! Save yourself. Now!

Before it's too late. What are you waiting for?

Get going! Leave me! No!

Listen, there's another reason why I've been training so hard.

To protect the one person I know I can count on right now.

You. You're right.

I already lost one friend. I'm not about to lose another.

Wow. I did not see that coming.

Ah! I see you have decided to submit to the great General Yunnan,

Scourge of the Sand Wars, Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched, the youngest newt ever--

Uh, do you have to do this every single time?

Honestly, yes. Repetition helps it stick.

[sighs] All right, you washed-up slob. Time to go.

Hey! Only I can call him that.

[shouting]

[screams, groans] Lieutenant!

Blap!

If you want me, General, you'll have to fight both of us.

Why not? After all, two heads are better than one.

[wind howling]

-Welcome back, Captain. -Thank you, Lieutenant,

for reminding me that I've still got something worth fighting for.

I'm talking about our friendship. Not sure if you copied.

I got it. Now come on!

[both shouting]

[both grunting]

[shouting] [Yunnan grunting]

Oh, nuts! [Yunnan screams]

You are gonna look good stuffed--

[both grunt]

[yells]

[both screaming, grunting]

Well, that can't be good.

[screams] Ha! Are you struggling?

Didn't think you'd meet your match out here, did you?

[strains]

[grunts, gasps]

[panting]

Shoot. What did you say your name was again? I forgot.

I am General Yunnan,

Scourge of the Sand Wars, Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched,

the youngest newt ever to be made-- [screams]

Hope you can swim!

This cannot be! I am General Yunnan!

Oh, yeah! Well, I'm Sasha Waybright, captain of the cheerleaders,

top scorer in Super Dance Fusion,

and First Lieutenant to Captain Grime.

And I am Captain Grime, drinker of Bog Grog,

grower of beards, and watcher of Suspicion Island.

What? Those titles are weak!

[both laugh] Yeah!

[burps]

I am fired up!

Forget retaking the valley, forget serving the kingdom at all.

How about you and I raise a frog dang army and storm the capitol?

It's high time a toad ruled this world for a change.

That's what I'm talking about!

But before we take over the world...

You totally want to binge the rest of Suspicion Island.

I really do. [laughing]

Looks like I've got my own path now, Anne.

But it's not over between us...

not even close.

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