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Previously, on "A.P. Bio..."
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Ah, dang it.
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Oberland rejected me.
ALL: Aww.
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They said I don't have
a high school diploma.
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Well, yeah, because I didn't
graduate from high school,
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you dummies.
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Well, it looks like
Helen Henry Demarcus
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is going back
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to high school!
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Good luck.
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And now, "A.P. Bio."
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(RELAXED MUSIC)
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Mom, what popcorn topping
do you want?
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Nacho cheese or ranch?
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Whatever you want, Jacky.
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- Hm.
- I can't decide.
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What's tonight's episode called?
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"Poor Butterfly."
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Read the blurb please.
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"When a dangerous pimp assaults.
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"Fatman's sole witness
against him,
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"Jake talks a scared prostitute
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into helping him
set the pimp up."
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A pimp-catching episode.
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Definitely nacho cheese.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(POPCORN MACHINE HUMMING,
ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
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(SIGHS) What the heck?
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Why aren't you spinning,
big guy?
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We don't need popcorn
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to watch an old
"Jake and the Fatman."
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- No, no, no.
You're wrong, okay?
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Because it's a tradition,
all right?
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We need the popcorn
and the Butter-tastic Pop 2
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or it just isn't Tuesday Night
Stay Up Late TV Night.
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- It just isn't.
- Okay.
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- I don't know what to do.
No, no, no.
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Come on, man.
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(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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(EXHALES)
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Ah.
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What the hell?
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(RAMONES' "LISTEN TO MY HEART")
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Next time
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♪ I'll listen to my heart
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♪ Next time
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♪ Well, I'll be smart
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- (BELL RINGS)
- When I kindly demanded
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a refund, that hell pigeon
threw a tiny piano at me,
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leaving this abrasion
on my forehead.
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So I thought I bought a
full-size popcorn maker, not...
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this.
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ALL: Aww.
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No, it's not cute, okay?
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It's... it's small,
and it's stupid.
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(ALL GASP) (MACHINE BOUNCES)
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Hey.
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(SCOFFS) Uh-uh.
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Oh, you didn't check
the dimensions, did you?
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Internet pro tip, man.
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Always scroll down
and check the dims.
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I'll take
the tiny popcorn maker.
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I have a dollhouse, and drama's
really been building up
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since Kelsey caught Stink
in the hot tub with Andre.
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But that just what happens when.
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(REALITY TV ANNOUNCER VOICE)
seven strangers are picked
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from my toy box to share a home.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- (NORMAL VOICE) Did I do a fail?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, Target has popcorn poppers.
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And if you come in
on a Tuesday or a Saturday,
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you can buy a hot dog
from yours truly, Grace.
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Grace, I've talked to you before
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about plugging
Target hot dogs in here.
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Plus, I don't want
just any popcorn maker.
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Okay?
I want the Butter-tastic Pop 2.
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If you're looking
for my analysis
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- of this situation...
- Oh, I'm not.
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It seems like you've confused...
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- I am not.
- The magic of TV night
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- with a specific brand...
- I never am.
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Of popcorn maker, and buddy,
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that's like scooping peanut
butter out of a jelly jar.
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Anthony, what's going on
over here with all the glitter?
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It's a multimedia thing
I'm working on
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that combines history,
rap, and glitter bombs.
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It's sort of the next
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revolutionary step
after "Hamilton."
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Lost me at "Hamilton," bud.
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So I had you
for the full thing then.
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Guys, this is the mission, okay?
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We need to destroy
this little granny.
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Now how are we gonna do it?
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Porch turd?
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Come again.
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I'm good.
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Why don't we just sell this lady
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a bunch of doll-sized
furniture, right?
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And then when she gets it,
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it'll be full-sized furniture.
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How are we gonna make
full-size furniture look tiny?
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All you gotta do
is make a 6-foot soda can.
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And then take a picture
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of the regular-sized furniture
next to it.
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I do it all the time.
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Yeah, let's send
that bitch a sectional.
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Mr. Griffin,
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if you're still wondering
what Marissa said,
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I believe it was,
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"porch turd."
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Yeah... okay. Thanks, Eduardo.
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Guys, we gotta
think bigger, okay?
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I wanna hurt this old lady
the way she hurt TV night.
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All right? I wanna mess up
her little store.
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Without killing anybody.
You know?
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That should go without saying
with all these, okay?
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I mean, you guys know
it's never that, right?
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Has that been super clear?
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That... that we don't
kill the person?
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It's definitely good
to hear out loud.
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Yeah, now, Anthony,
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these glitter bombs,
when they explode,
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they could destroy something,
right?
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The point of a glitter bomb
is not destruction.
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- It is wonderment.
- Right.
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But if I were to jam one
into a tiny dollhouse,
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it would wreck it?
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I think it would be glamazing.
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Yeah, but an old
dollhouse lady would hate it?
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Only if she hates
beauty and refracted light.
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Okay, I think
we're saying the same thing.
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Thanks, Anthony. All right.
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Well, a mission is born.
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You okay
with covering for me now?
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Absolutely.
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I'm the principal of the school.
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I can answer a couple of calls.
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I'm probably gonna kick back
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and finish my book,
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"You're OK, Divorcée.
Adventures in Singlehood."
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Good. You're doing the work.
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Do you mind if I take
the keyboard cleaner?
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I'm really sweating it up.
(CAN HISSES)
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Helen, are you nervous?
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(SIGHS) I am, Ralph.
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You're gonna be fine.
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Think of old Harold.
Sacramento, all right?
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Wife left him when he was 97.
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Said he was too old.
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Now he's out there dating,
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having the time of his life.
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Or... or maybe not.
This was published in 2013.
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He's probably dead.
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Oh, now I'm half nervous
and half sad.
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Congratulations, Ralph.
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You made me into an actual teen.
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Are you too angsty to do a
handshake with your principal?
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Never. (BOTH CHUCKLE)
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BOTH: Boom. Boom.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oooh.
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Uh-uh-uh.
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We got this. (BOTH LAUGHING)
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Thank you, Ralph.
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Hey, get going, little missy.
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The bell rang ten minutes ago.
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Oh, my God.
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Out of my way, boomer.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- Morning, Ralph.
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- Hey.
- My Sex Ed condoms came.
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Oh.
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And looks like I ordered enough
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to get the free dildo!
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- (GIGGLES)
- Oh, uh...
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Oh. Don't worry.
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I'm giving it to a friend.
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I am totally asexual, Ralph.
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- (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
- (MUTTERS)
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Actually, no, Ralph.
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I'm not totally asexual.
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I'm... I am fully sexual,
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and this dildo is for me
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for sex purposes.
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Have a nice day.
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Stop having those
delivered to school!
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(DRAMATIC DRUM MUSIC)
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She has a little
White House replica
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right inside of her door.
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So Anthony and I can plant
the glitter bomb
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and retreat very easily.
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We just need...
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We need somebody to distract
Granny Shitbird.
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We need the ultimate distractor.
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What about you, Sarika?
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You seem like you go
into a lot of stores
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and ask to speak to the manager.
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Only if the customer service
is subpar.
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You asked to speak
to my manager.
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It's called a hairnet, Grace.
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Okay, no, but we need
a true distraction here.
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If it comes to it,
I'd be willing to show my, uh,
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kazoo. (ALL MURMURING)
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You... no. No, come on, no.
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And please never tell us
what you're referring to.
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- Hey, yo, Mr. G.
What if it was this?
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Let's say it's raining.
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I've got my shirt open,
of course.
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I walk up and I'm like,
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♪ Maybe I saw you
at the movies, girl ♪
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♪ Maybe I saw you
at the car wash ♪
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♪ I can't remember
where I saw you, girl ♪
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♪ But I remember
that I liked it, girl ♪
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Cancel the sectional.
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That bitch
is gonna need a coffin.
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Very smooth. Very smooth.
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Hey, teach. Sorry I'm tardy.
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Oh! Son of a!
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My apologies, Mr. Bones.
(LAUGHS)
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I mean, I'm not sure if it's
a mister, but I'm assuming.
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It's hard to tell
with their groin
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once the flesh is boiled off.
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Historically,
most of those are made
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from male hobo bodies.
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And, you know, the lady hobos
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don't donate
their bodies as much.
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Isn't that a headscratcher?
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Anyway, I don't mean
to distract from the learning.
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So take it away, Mr. Griffins.
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Yes.
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Please continue the lesson,
Mr. Griffins.
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As you can see,
I've drawn a popcorn maker,
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which is the perfect thing
to picture
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the orderly chaos
within each human cell.
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And then we got talking
about a biological phenomenon
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known as distractors.
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(GROANS, CLEARS THROAT)
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Seems to... I put my backpack...
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I took it off
while I was sitting.
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And it somehow hooked
to the top of my undergrunders.
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It's just... (CLEARS THROAT)
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I just gotta free myself
from this little trap here.
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Yuyao, can you... (SIGHS)
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Unzip that big zipper
back there?
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But just do it real slow.
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Otherwise, I think I'm gonna
launch into the blackboard.
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I'm basically a bullfrog
in a slingshot right now.
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Oh, God. That hurts.
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That is bad. Yuyao, pull.
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No! That's the wrong way.
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(SIGHS) My pork tenderloin is...
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I'm not gonna be able to sit
on a barstool for like a year.
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Looks like we found
our distractor.
256
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,703
(GROANS) I'm just glued!
257
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,771
I'm glued and I'm flossed.
258
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,979
(DRUM MUSIC)
259
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,148
- (BELL RINGS)
- So, uh, Helen,
260
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,117
you're a little further behind
than I thought.
261
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,286
And in order to get you
fully caught up,
262
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,663
I'm gonna need you to do
your report
263
00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,122
on DNA today, all right?
264
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:52,192
You are gonna be interviewing
a real life Toledoan
265
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,194
about her family tree.
266
00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,363
I... I really should
get back to the office, Jack.
267
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,964
Oh, no, well,
268
00:09:57,997 --> 00:09:59,966
look at Anthony's dedication
to biology.
269
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,868
I mean, he should
probably be getting to...
270
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,737
- Gym class.
- Yeah, gym class.
271
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,939
But he's skipping that
'cause he loves...
272
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,841
- Not running.
- No.
273
00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,443
No. Because he loves biology.
274
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,444
All right? So grab your things.
275
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,879
Now, listen. Listen.
276
00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,682
Durbin is gonna be fine.
277
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:16,892
- (PHONES RINGING)
- I'm s... I don't know
278
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,184
which button here is hold,
279
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,452
but I have some good news.
280
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,955
Your son is not sick.
I made an error.
281
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:25,058
It's Caleb Baker,
not Caleb Barker.
282
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,459
Uh, so...
283
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,094
and I'm sorry
that you used your...
284
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,096
one phone call to find that out.
285
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,365
Uh, Ms. Barker, can you
please hold for just a second?
286
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,900
Mm, yeah. (PHONE RINGING)
287
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,869
Congratulations,
you're caller 97
288
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,270
on the free money giveaway.
289
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,005
Just give us
the phrase that pays.
290
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,908
FM 97 plays all the songs
291
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,777
that are fit to hear.
(BUZZER BLARES)
292
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,378
(VOICE DISTORTS) Wipeout.
293
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:48,348
BOTH: FM 97 plays the tunes
that make you move.
294
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,350
I... that's the phrase?
295
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,018
So, Durbs, Helen promised me
296
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,920
a bushel of pinecones
for an art project.
297
00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,798
We're making these cute
little pinecone creatures
298
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,157
for the children's hospital.
299
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,025
Okay, yeah,
I'll find the pinecones.
300
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,061
Can you guys get these?
(PHONES RINGING)
301
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,429
Oh.
302
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,931
Whitlock Rams,
home of the... the Rams.
303
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,332
What's up, caller number one?
304
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,868
- Hello, Whitlock residence.
Mary speaking.
305
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,804
Mr. Durbin,
did you get my mom yet?
306
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,972
- I think I might be sick soon.
- (STAMMERS)
307
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,809
- Where's your wife?
- Helen is not my wife.
308
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,044
- Then what's with the photo?
- It's fake!
309
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,013
We're not married,
and we're not mermaids.
310
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,215
I need 1,000 meatballs by 10:00.
311
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,750
It's spaghetti day.
312
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,086
I have carpal tunnel.
313
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,822
No, I don't know
the "school hours."
314
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,057
It's open, like,
most of the time.
315
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,892
I'm sorry, ma'am,
can you... Durbs.
316
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,503
We cannot do this.
Can we please get Helen back?
317
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,528
- No.
- Over my dead body.
318
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,130
She is following her dream.
319
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:40,066
When Anne, 58,
from Tulsa got divorced,
320
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,136
she followed her dream of
becoming an animal therapist.
321
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,014
She was kicked in the head
doing what she loves best...
322
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,806
Tickling horses' feet.
323
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,409
And she never thought
of her ex-husband again.
324
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,544
Or tied her shoes.
325
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,279
Now see, Durbs,
that started to help
326
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,814
and then did not.
327
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,992
Okay, fine,
I'll handle the call.
328
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,517
Can someone start
on the meatballs?
329
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,186
(CART CREAKING)
330
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,354
- (SIGHS)
- (GAGS)
331
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,123
(MEAT SQUELCHES)
332
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,892
Nothing like an early morning
raw beef bath.
333
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,895
(LIGHT MUSIC)
334
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,135
I love even in the little
gas station over there
335
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,937
the bathroom is clean.
It's just...
336
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,006
I love everything,
and I especially love
337
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,574
those farm animals.
338
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,343
Everything's so adorable,
339
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:26,012
but most of all, I gotta
ask you, jeepers creepers,
340
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,914
where did
you get those eyeballs?
341
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,550
Is that color from
mama's side or daddy's side?
342
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,585
Funny you should ask.
343
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,355
We think the color
is from my mother's side.
344
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,257
Oh! Interesting.
345
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,926
But the shape
is from my father's side.
346
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,561
I have my father's eye.
347
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,962
You mean eyes.
348
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,564
Oh, no. His actual eye.
349
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,900
I had a bum cornea,
so when he died,
350
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,302
they just swapped his
right in to my eye
351
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,237
and that's why
I don't look at myself naked
352
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,273
'cause it wouldn't
be appropriate.
353
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,375
I don't think
he'd appreciate it.
354
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,411
I mean, he's a spirit.
He sees a lot of naked spirits.
355
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,513
I'm sure they don't
have clothes up there, but...
356
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,583
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)
357
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,951
(WHISPERING) Nice.
358
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,155
(BOMB BEEPS) Man.
359
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,499
I wish we could see
the look on her face
360
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,925
when this thing does off.
361
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,159
It'll be glitterific.
362
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,961
She may even glamppreciate it.
363
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,505
Stop doing that
with words, all right?
364
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,965
Remember what this woman did
to my Tuesday night tradition.
365
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,938
(PHONE RINGING,
PEOPLE CHATTERING)
366
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,606
Just give me a second, okay?
367
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,175
Well, I... I see
your daughter's point.
368
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,011
Those girls are mean to me too.
369
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,946
But I still come to school.
370
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,581
Oh, no. Helen isn't here?
371
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,525
I have to put together
all these "Safe Sex" packets
372
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,118
before lunch.
373
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,320
She always tapes on
the condoms for me.
374
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,522
- Oh, sorry, Michelle.
We're out of tape.
375
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,656
There. Knee-length.
376
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,058
You are up to dress code.
377
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,459
And honestly, it's a good look.
378
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,362
(PHONES RINGING)
379
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,964
On to Plan B.
380
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,166
Oh, I guess
for the students too.
381
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,201
I can't ignore this anymore.
382
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,337
My tie is caught
in the paper shredder.
383
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,072
Can someone some here
and deal with this
384
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,107
worried mom who can only fax?
385
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,643
15 balls? That's it?
386
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,246
Ooh, damn, Rhonda.
387
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,947
Damn.
388
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,482
Is Ms. Demarcus here?
389
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,452
I accidentally ricocheted
a throwing star into my leg.
390
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,355
(GASPS)
391
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,323
- Uh, I'm here for my child?
- He's right here.
392
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,126
- That's not my mom.
- Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
393
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,262
Your son is fine.
Could you take this one?
394
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,206
And just drop him
at the Baker's on the way home?
395
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,199
- That'll be fine.
- I might throw up in your car.
396
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,168
Car? I have a motorcycle.
397
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,936
Cool. Can I drive?
398
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,471
That'll be fine.
399
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,605
What? No, no!
400
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,141
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
401
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,210
Do these meat hunks
taste piney to you?
402
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,312
Mine's literally a pine cone.
403
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,685
Why's everybody eating in here?
404
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,488
We eat in here to avoid all
the muggles in the cafeteria.
405
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,156
Where's Ms. Demarcus?
406
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,392
She's still talking
to that dollhouse lady.
407
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,729
- What about the package?
Did the eagle land?
408
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,331
Is the lotion in the basket?
409
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,134
Yeah. Yeah, uh... I think so.
410
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,103
Later tonight, Granny Shitbird's
411
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,238
precious little White House
will be exploding
412
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,474
in a vengeful cloud of glitter.
413
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,175
All thanks to Helen and her
414
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,211
endless supply
of folksy nonsense.
415
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,246
(CHUCKLES) Tell you,
416
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,182
giving her a decoy biology
assignment actually worked.
417
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,493
It was amazing to watch
somebody else
418
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,718
get just absolutely blasted
419
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,720
by her incoherent word hose.
420
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,031
(IMITATING HELEN)
I once abducted
421
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,056
a group of aliens,
422
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,190
yet somehow I wound up
423
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,992
being the one that was probed!
424
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,727
I told you that in confidence.
425
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,163
Helen, I, um... I was
426
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,375
actually just telling the class
what a great job you did.
427
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:36,202
- This project isn't even real?
You lied to me?
428
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,204
You've been lying to me
this whole time?
429
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,306
You think I have a word hose?
430
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,309
And you think that word hose
is incoherent?
431
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,680
I'm not even getting credit
for this report?
432
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,082
I thought we were friends?
433
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,451
I mean,
I thought we were friends.
434
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:55,088
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
435
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:05,198
And, uh, that's when
we planted the glitter bomb.
436
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,308
So how's that gonna help you
437
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,801
get the vintage popcorn popper
438
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,136
for your Tuesday Night
TV Night thing?
439
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,239
Admittedly, there is
no direct correlation.
440
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,476
His sorrow manifests
as externalized rage.
441
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,778
Well, thank you, Marcus.
442
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,717
Well, I am very sorry
that you're sad.
443
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,352
But you did lie to me.
444
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,487
And the only thing worse
than a bee stinging is
445
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,156
when a bee first tells you,
"I'm not gonna sting you."
446
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,225
And it's safe to go
into his bee house.
447
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,661
Did you stick your face
in a beehive, Helen?
448
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,230
I just wanted to meet a queen.
449
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,499
- I'm sorry I lied to you.
I really am.
450
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,644
So what are you gonna do
to fix what you did to that
451
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:45,105
double-jointed, pigeon-toed,
half-Albanian?
452
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,749
I'm gonna ask my friend
to help me fix it.
453
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,241
- Who's your friend?
- Helen...
454
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,485
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) There's a bomb
455
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,244
in the White House.
456
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,513
And we're the only two people
on Earth who can stop it.
457
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,689
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC)
458
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,471
(CAR HORN HONKS)
459
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,540
(DOOR LOCK RUSTLES)
460
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,442
- (QUIETLY) There we go.
There we go.
461
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,843
Okay, come on.
462
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,680
All right, it's right
over here, okay.
463
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,748
(EXHALES)
464
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,483
(DOOR CREAKING, BOMB TICKING)
465
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,651
Okay.
466
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,890
Which... which one do I, um?
467
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,825
Get the right one.
468
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,528
- No, no, no, no, no.
- (QUIETLY) Ahh!
469
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,164
(INHALES SHARPLY)
470
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,166
(EXHALES, SNIFFLES)
471
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,600
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
472
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,636
(BOMB TICKING)
473
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,174
Oooh.
474
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,215
(BOMB STOPS TICKING)
475
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,585
(LAUGHS)
476
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,254
(WHISPERING) Yeah, success! Yes!
477
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,923
- (LAUGHS)
- You know what?
478
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,258
These things
are pretty impressive.
479
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,260
Yeah. The attention to detail
480
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,296
is surprisingly satisfying.
481
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,497
I mean, just look at that...
482
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,366
(FABRIC STRETCHING) Oh.
483
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,201
Jack.
484
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,203
I just got snagged
on the State of Liberty.
485
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,604
I'm a little caught up here.
486
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,282
Okay, all right...
Well, don't... don't move.
487
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,674
Let me... let me get it.
488
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,510
- I'm a fish on a hook.
- You sure are.
489
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,345
A little snagged?
490
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,581
- This is... this is crazy.
- (GROANS)
491
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,849
Oh, don't tug that part.
492
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,550
Well, I'm not even really
tugging yet.
493
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,261
Yeah, that's a house of cards
right there.
494
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,187
- Okay. All right. Okay.
- Try the other.
495
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,655
You caught hair. Ah!
496
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,957
Close. We're close here.
497
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,526
- (YELLS)
- Oh!
498
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,361
- Oh?
- Oh. That was close.
499
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,729
Yeah. Heh.
500
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,499
- I think if I stand up slowly.
- Uh-huh.
501
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,669
- (SCREAMS)
Oh, no, I'm in a panic.
502
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,770
- (SCREAMING)
- Oh.
503
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,771
(BOTH SCREAM)
504
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,906
Oh, oh!
505
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,541
Oh! Ouch!
506
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,277
- Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
- Oh, God.
507
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,646
Oh, no, what's on my head?
I can't see.
508
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,914
I can't see.
509
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,516
Oh, my God. Stop.
510
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,252
- What-what are you doing?
- Oh, son of a bitch.
511
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,953
Oh, no.
512
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,557
- Oh, God.
- What are you doing?
513
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,958
(WHIMPERING)
514
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,694
- No, no, no, no.
Don't stand up there.
515
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,796
(THUDS)
516
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,665
- (GROANING)
- Oh, my God.
517
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,434
Oh, my... are you okay?
518
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,768
Ah!
519
00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:30,470
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God.
520
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,805
Hold on.
521
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,274
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
522
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,443
- Uh...
- Should, we, uh,
523
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,378
call the dollhouse lady,
tell her what happened?
524
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,946
I mean, I'll take the blame.
525
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,581
You're a good friend, Jack,
526
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,850
but we need to get
the (BLEEP) out of here.
527
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,418
I'm on probation.
528
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,853
I'll tell you the story
in the car.
529
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,355
- Okay.
- Come on.
530
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,289
- Where are you going?
- Follow you.
531
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,391
Just... I'm disoriented.
532
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,962
(PHONE RINGING,
DISCONNECTED TONE)
533
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,398
(ELECTRONICS BUZZING)
534
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,834
- Durbs.
- Ralph?
535
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,035
- Durbs!
- Ralph!
536
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,304
Oh, no. Did you sleep here?
537
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,939
Yeah. But you know what?
538
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,640
It's okay.
539
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,876
(PHONES RINGING)
540
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,811
I can't... I'm broken. I can't.
541
00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,413
Good morning, ram rods.
542
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,614
- Oh!
- Oh, Helen.
543
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,649
- Oh, thank God, Helen.
- Hey.
544
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,385
Oh, my fanny.
545
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,762
I really wanna support
you going back
546
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,588
and getting
your high school diploma.
547
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,690
But you are
too important to lose.
548
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,558
So I'm gonna go
against everything
549
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,028
this book tells me to do
and beg you to come back.
550
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,729
I... I'm nothing without you.
551
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,464
(STAMMERS) We'll have
a baby to fix it.
552
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,766
Well maybe not that...
553
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,402
Ralph, you know that
I can't say no to you.
554
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,605
Mrs. Durbin, these corns
aren't gonna shuck themselves.
555
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,849
Yeah, 'cause
you're gonna do them.
556
00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:41,541
Now get the hell out of here.
557
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,343
Shoo!
558
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,811
(COINS JINGLING)
559
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:45,945
Don't make me spray you.
560
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,650
Comes in here trying to make me
do her job every day.
561
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,352
And you just have
to be firm with her.
562
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,054
That's all.
563
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,424
- (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Hit the road, Rhonda.
564
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,325
Why don't you peel
your own corn, you...
565
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,593
Oh, God. She's coming back.
566
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,595
Hey, there's my star student.
567
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,931
- No, Jack.
You cannot have her back.
568
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,399
Here we go.
569
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,601
Two men fighting over me.
(LAUGHS)
570
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,537
It's not been the first time.
571
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,806
I made a real mess
of the cast of "Fuller House."
572
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,074
Sorry, Jack.
573
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,576
Clearly, my services
are needed here.
574
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,379
- Okay, well, listen.
I better give you this then.
575
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,848
- Really good work.
- A?
576
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,950
- Mm-yeah.
- Yahoo!
577
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,820
Hot mail! (LAUGHS)
578
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,455
Earth link. Aww.
579
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,557
Helen, what about
your final credits?
580
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,492
Oh, well. Look, Helen,
581
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,361
I mean, I could probably
help you with biology
582
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,538
when we both have
some down time.
583
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:36,796
- Really?
- Yeah.
584
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,531
- You would do that?
- Sure, why not?
585
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:39,966
- Oh, you little cutie!
- (LAUGHS)
586
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,035
You mind if I lay one on ya?
587
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,537
Oh. Uh...
588
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,607
- Boo-boop.
- Mmm.
589
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,809
Oh, okay.
An old Tootsie Roll.
590
00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:51,044
Thank God.
591
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,121
Oh, they're good, aren't they?
592
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,947
Mm, no.
593
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,417
(POPCORN MACHINE WHIRRING)
594
00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:03,089
Oh, my God!
What did you do?
595
00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:04,524
I fixed the cord.
596
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,692
How? Wow.
597
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,460
- Thank you.
- (CHUCKLES)
598
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,396
Okay, so...
599
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,431
ranch or nacho cheese?
600
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,400
What... what's tonight's episode?
601
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,470
- "A clown..."
- Eh.
602
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,040
"Goes after Jake
with a sawed-off shotgun,
603
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:21,508
"leaving the Fatman to remember
604
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,710
all the suspects
he's convicted."
605
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,614
- BOTH: Ranch.
- Yeah.
606
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,716
- Yup.
- We get it.42739
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