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Come on, Eve.
Come on, it's all right.
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Who's your favorite auntie?
Gaby!
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Xena'll be back any minute.
I promise.
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She's just grabbing a quick bath.
Come on, hush, hush, hush, now.
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I'll give you a dinar.
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I'll give you five dinars!
Oh, please.
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It's all right, sweetheart.
Momma's here.
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Xena, I can't figure out
what's wrong with her.
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All babies cry, Gabrielle.
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It's just a fact of life, huh?
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- I'm her mother.
- You're a natural.
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I thought I was,
but I lost my touch.
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Nah, you're great with kids.
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Xena, I don't have the patience
to even raise my own.
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You rise to every occasion, Gabrielle.
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I don't think motherhood's
gonna be any different.
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Don't lose any sleep over it.
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Speaking of...
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Come and get it!
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- Quiet.
- What?
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It's not sleeping, is it?
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Here's the grub for the spud.
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What's this?
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You asked for baby food.
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Babyback ribs are
not baby food, Joxer.
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Eve doesn't have teeth.
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How is she supposed to tear
meat from the bone?
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What, she doesn't have hands?
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You, me. Town, now.
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Fine. Hey, you don't mind
if I have some of those, do you?
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You can spare some ribs, get it?
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Watch that tree.
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Ok, I'm coming.
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I know.
He'll grow on you.
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She loves me.
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She loves me not.
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She loves me.
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She loves me not.
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Well... If it isn't
the ever-titillating Aphrodite...
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I almost didn't recognize you
with your legs so close together.
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Discord...
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Are you still looking for someone
to shave your back?
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You've crossed the line
for the last time.
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That pirate you turned
into a lovesick idiot...
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I had big plans for him!
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All I did was give him
a slight attitude adjustment.
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- How? By cutting off his...?
- All right.
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It's time someone washed
your mouth out with soap.
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You're dead, Bimbolina!
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Love 40!
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What's going on?
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Give me two guesses.
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Aphrodite?
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Got a problem?
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Nothin' a bucket of
disinfectant can't fix.
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Eat me, hosebag!
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Gabrielle!
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Are you ok?
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Where am I?
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You took a nasty spill.
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I don't remember...
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anything.
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Not... Not this place.
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Not...
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Not you, not...
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My legs!
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My legs!
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What happened to my legs?
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Just... You know.
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Fins when you're in the water,
legs when you're out.
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You don't remember anything, do you?
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No.
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Total amnesia...
That's perfect...
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...ly awful.
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The kids and I were worried sick.
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What kids?
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Our kids!
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In a time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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A land in turmoil
cried out for a hero...
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She was Xena...
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a mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle...
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...The power...
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...The passion...
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...The danger...
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Her courage will
change the world...
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Married with Fishsticks
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That was so weird...
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Wake up, my little cuttlefish!
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Time to take your medicine.
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Hey, there's no need for that.
Nothing I haven't seen before.
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Here you are.
Drink it up.
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- What is this?
- Oh, that?
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That's just something the
doc said'll help you get
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back on your feet
a little faster, you know?
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- You...
- Drink it down.
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Down the hatch.
That's it.
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That's a good girl.
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No offense, but, who are you?
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Me?
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I'm your husband... Hagar.
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- You are my husband?
- Oh, yes.
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I don't have a wedding ring.
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Oh, you, uh...
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You must 'a lost it
in the tidal pools.
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We'll getcha another one.
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Nothing is too good for
the mother of my sprats.
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Please, tell me these
kids are adopted.
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Oh, no.
We had 'em the old-fashioned way.
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We earned 'em.
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Dad! Row's doing it again!
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Keep the bed warm.
I'll be back.
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Row! I told you,
keep your tentacles to yourself!
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Maybe amnesia's not
a bad thing after all.
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Get out of the way, you blowfish.
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Nice tail.
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Oh, yes.
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Now, that's what
I call a lungfish.
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This place is a sty.
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Not for long!
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'Cause now that you're
feeling better...
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you can start cleaning again.
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Did we have a happy marriage?
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Happy as clams.
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Aren't there children...
somewhere around here?
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- Kids...
- I want down now.
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Kids!
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Your mother has told you a hundred times
not to play games in the living room!
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Now, let her down.
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- Some kids...
- Yes, aren't they?
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In case you don't remember,
in descending order, that's Flipper.
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Look, Mom! No hands!
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Quite the... wiseacher.
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Next to him is
the curious one, Urchin.
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What's a "sphincter"?
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And who could forget
little baby Row?
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Be back in a moment,
my little sea mollusk.
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Momma?
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Yeah.
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Get this slime bag off!
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Hello.
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Did you get it?
I only had enough for one drink.
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Stinger stingerray.
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The ultimate mind-erasuh,
just like you asked.
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- Great.
- You know, I'd never let you down.
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Hey, I paid for it.
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'Course, with me,
you'd never have to.
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I know you must be lonely since
Crustacea walked out on you, so...
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Walked out on me?
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Walked out on me?
That's a hot one!
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No, no.
No, she's at the spa, vacationing.
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- Too bad she's...
- Back!
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Get this tentacle off of me!
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But that's impossible!
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Girls... you know how the Council
is about family values.
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If I'm gonna win that re-election,
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I'm gonna need a mother...
for my children.
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Even if she's not the original.
Get me?
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Oh, so you picked up some look-alike
to play the part...
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Yes. Yes.
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She has amnesia, so now
she thinks she's Crustacea.
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And ya need this to keep her
in character, huh?
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That's right.
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Please...
I'll do... anything.
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Thanks.
You can show yourselves out.
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Momma! Momma!
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Come in!
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Wow! You look just like her!
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Like who?
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Just like ya did
before the accident.
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We thought there'd be
more scar tissue.
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Who are you?
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Only your best friends
in the whole world!
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Ah... I should've known that,
I'm sure. I have amnesia.
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So that explains the new look.
It's so not you.
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And it explains
why you weren't there today.
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Where?
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- What is this place?
- It's the club.
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Anyone who's anyone
belongs to the club.
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Mermaids or not.
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All right, ladies!
Let's get those fins in gear!
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It's time to... aquacise!
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All right!
Everyone in the pool!
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That's good! That's right!
Now! Swim toward me.
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Everybody, come in together.
Come in together.
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So, Crustacea, have things
gotten any better? You know...
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at home.
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What things?
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Oh, that's right, the amnesia.
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Well, maybe it's for the best.
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All right. Now, come in together.
Smoothly, though, smoothly.
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Come in together.
That's it.
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Smoothly, forming the orb.
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Oh... Beautiful orb.
Right.
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- What's wrong at home?
- Well, according to you, everything.
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The kids are impossible.
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Yeah.
Flipper's a smart-mouthed brat.
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And Urchin's a budding pervert.
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And Baby Row...
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Well, no one knows
exactly what baby Row is.
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He's not really a pervert.
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Did I say all that?
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You think we'd make it up?
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I guess not.
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I'm tellin' ya, girl, you've been
ready to jump ship for months.
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Not that we blame you,
especially since you told us
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Hagar wants a dozen more,
just like 'em.
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He does?
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We'll help you pack.
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If the kids are that bad, I can't...
I mean, I can't leave them.
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I have to raise them
to be better, right?
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I'll stay.
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Now, holding,
and let the flower bloom.
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That's it.
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And so, wise members of council...
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if elected president,
I promise that I will not rest
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until I have established schools
for our little fishes...
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everywhere!
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Thank you.
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So, I heard your
wife's back from vacation.
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Hope she's happy to be home.
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You know how important
a stable family is to the Council.
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Well... With all due respect, sir...
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I don't think my wife can
remember when she's been so happy.
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That's funny!
Please, let me down now!
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Come on, I can't feel
my feet anymore.
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Let me down!
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Now!
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Ok, that's enough!
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Mommy's had a shower, children!
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Come get it, Titan!
It's suppertime! Now!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Shark!
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Shark!
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Shark!
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How did I do that?
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All right, you're all grounded!
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But, but, but... it was his...
it was his idea, Mom!
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- Don't listen to him, Mom! He's lying!
- Quiet!
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I don't care who is responsible.
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I don't know how things
used to be around here,
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but they're about to change.
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Go to your room!
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Move it!
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Boy, she's really mad.
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Guys?
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Hey, wait a minute!
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Help, I can't move!
Guys? Can you come on?
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- Hi, Dad!
- Hi, kids.
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What a day I had!
Let me tell you.
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Murder out there. What's for dinner?
I'm starved.
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00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:34,064
You know... Sometimes I wish
I could just do what you do.
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Hang around, play with my hair,
try and look pretty...
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You know, nothing.
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00:19:48,507 --> 00:19:50,524
Children, will you please
excuse us?
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- Yes, Mommy dearest.
- Yes, Mommy dearest.
258
00:19:58,700 --> 00:19:59,552
Hagar...
259
00:20:00,548 --> 00:20:01,704
Am I mistaken?
260
00:20:02,349 --> 00:20:05,951
Or are you under the impression
that this house cleans itself?
261
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,536
That the dinner that
you're about to eat
262
00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:12,482
somehow jumped up on the stove
and hopped in the pot?
263
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,646
That our children taught
themselves manners?
264
00:20:18,963 --> 00:20:22,002
Is my widdle cwab cake
feeling underappreciated?
265
00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:26,465
Now she's feeling patronized,
and that's worse.
266
00:20:26,718 --> 00:20:28,733
I don't care how hard
you think you work
267
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,672
'cause I work just as hard!
268
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,420
Look what you did to my wall!
269
00:20:33,069 --> 00:20:34,391
Now, look, mister.
270
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,241
You and I are going to raise
these children together...
271
00:20:37,574 --> 00:20:41,801
because I will not have them treating
their spouses the way that you treat me!
272
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:06,961
- Hagar!
- What?
273
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,213
Do you expect me to believe
that I wear this to bed?
274
00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:17,043
Well... No.
275
00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,177
Usually you sleep in the nude.
276
00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:24,111
In your dreams.
277
00:21:31,632 --> 00:21:32,429
I...
278
00:21:39,703 --> 00:21:40,680
Boy.
279
00:21:50,307 --> 00:21:52,307
Hagar, how exactly did we meet?
280
00:21:57,872 --> 00:21:58,692
Well...
281
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,624
It was a beautiful, sunny day.
282
00:22:54,468 --> 00:22:55,585
Hi.
283
00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:05,567
Hey!
284
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,479
Hey...
285
00:23:28,362 --> 00:23:29,284
Far out.
286
00:23:35,265 --> 00:23:36,226
You know...
287
00:23:37,570 --> 00:23:39,164
There is one thing
I never told you.
288
00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:40,465
What?
289
00:23:43,325 --> 00:23:46,856
I was only pretending to be
unconscious, so I could kiss ya.
290
00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:53,134
That's almost sweet...
291
00:24:05,566 --> 00:24:07,895
Who does that cheap piece
of tail think she is?
292
00:24:08,205 --> 00:24:10,940
Hello!
She thinks she's Crustacea!
293
00:24:11,342 --> 00:24:14,103
And now thanks to you, she's buckin'
for mother of the year.
294
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,674
How was I supposed to know
she had a conscience?
295
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,906
Besides, there's more than
one way to skin a catfish.
296
00:24:21,796 --> 00:24:23,202
You got another plan?
297
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:29,039
Let's just say, I get the feeling
something terrible might happen to her.
298
00:24:29,064 --> 00:24:31,041
You mean like an accident?
299
00:24:31,243 --> 00:24:33,681
Accidentally on pupose.
300
00:24:42,128 --> 00:24:44,933
I hope Crustacea likes calamari.
301
00:24:47,731 --> 00:24:49,871
Ok, ok.
It's coming. It's coming.
302
00:24:50,725 --> 00:24:51,851
There you are.
303
00:24:53,786 --> 00:24:54,770
There you go.
304
00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:01,865
Crustacea!
305
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,657
What brings our best pal
back to the club so soon?
306
00:25:11,623 --> 00:25:12,428
You?
307
00:25:13,673 --> 00:25:16,907
Well, you said I should bring baby
Row to the swimboree class, right?
308
00:25:17,055 --> 00:25:20,789
Of course she did.
Amnesia must be catching.
309
00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:23,486
You wanna go for a swim?
310
00:25:24,217 --> 00:25:26,591
But look at you two!
311
00:25:26,616 --> 00:25:29,134
Look, Crabella, ain't they sweet?
312
00:25:29,159 --> 00:25:30,752
A regular portrait.
313
00:25:31,358 --> 00:25:34,562
She's right. We must preserve
this familial moment.
314
00:25:35,194 --> 00:25:36,394
Salvador!
315
00:25:37,972 --> 00:25:40,529
Hello! Dali! Over here!
316
00:25:41,868 --> 00:25:45,366
- You have a portrait artist.
- It's a very exclusive club.
317
00:25:47,139 --> 00:25:48,826
Now, let's see...
318
00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:51,381
Why don't you two
go stand by the pool?
319
00:25:55,183 --> 00:25:56,974
Well, ok. Here?
320
00:26:00,024 --> 00:26:01,172
A little more.
321
00:26:02,259 --> 00:26:04,446
- How about right here?
- A little more.
322
00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:06,417
Here?
323
00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,284
- A little more.
- Ok.
324
00:26:14,702 --> 00:26:15,647
Here?
325
00:26:30,205 --> 00:26:31,299
Help!
326
00:26:37,626 --> 00:26:39,737
Guess she forgot to say "cheese".
327
00:26:53,435 --> 00:26:55,100
Oh, no!
328
00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,162
My God!
329
00:26:58,612 --> 00:27:00,424
- Yeah! Go, Mom!
- Yeah! Come on!
330
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,416
- Come on!
- Go, Mom!
331
00:27:27,843 --> 00:27:30,030
- Oh, my God!
- Hey... Did she make it?
332
00:27:41,075 --> 00:27:45,239
Imagine that, Crabella.
An escaped octopus!
333
00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:48,148
We're so glad you're all right...
334
00:27:48,315 --> 00:27:52,011
Yeah, we had no idea
you knew how to defend yourself.
335
00:27:52,181 --> 00:27:53,582
Otherwise, we never would...
336
00:27:55,944 --> 00:27:57,022
Well, I...
337
00:27:57,764 --> 00:28:00,350
I guess the swimboree
class is a bust for today.
338
00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,309
Sorry about that.
339
00:28:03,256 --> 00:28:04,397
See ya, ladies.
340
00:28:06,149 --> 00:28:07,227
Come on.
341
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,926
This is gonna be harder
than I thought.
342
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,397
I'm glad you're all right!
343
00:28:16,144 --> 00:28:18,861
- That octopus didn't stand a chance!
- You're a hero.
344
00:28:25,113 --> 00:28:27,473
Table for four.
345
00:28:39,731 --> 00:28:41,949
Hagar, please,
tell me you had this delivered.
346
00:28:42,656 --> 00:28:44,429
Ye of little faith.
347
00:28:44,954 --> 00:28:47,540
Let your tongue be the judge.
348
00:28:48,170 --> 00:28:49,334
Clamburgers!
349
00:28:52,848 --> 00:28:55,200
See?
The kids love it.
350
00:28:55,782 --> 00:28:57,571
- Good night.
- Good night, Dad.
351
00:28:57,743 --> 00:29:00,050
And don't forget to brush your teeth
before you go to bed.
352
00:29:00,051 --> 00:29:03,031
- Even the retractable ones.
- Yeah! You said it already!
353
00:29:03,927 --> 00:29:05,643
- Good night.
- Good night.
354
00:29:09,527 --> 00:29:10,855
What was the occasion?
355
00:29:12,175 --> 00:29:13,152
You were.
356
00:29:15,414 --> 00:29:16,837
Look, I've been thinkin' a lot
about what you said
357
00:29:16,862 --> 00:29:18,565
about shared responsibility.
358
00:29:20,172 --> 00:29:21,281
And...
359
00:29:21,781 --> 00:29:23,793
after the way I treated you,
you could 'a left...
360
00:29:23,818 --> 00:29:24,966
but you didn't.
361
00:29:26,501 --> 00:29:28,415
So, I just wanted to
let you know that...
362
00:29:29,274 --> 00:29:30,446
things will be different.
363
00:29:31,601 --> 00:29:32,796
You promise?
364
00:29:34,214 --> 00:29:35,168
Oh, yes.
365
00:29:36,918 --> 00:29:38,137
Then you'll do the dishes.
366
00:29:39,437 --> 00:29:41,241
Come on, girls, let's pick it up.
367
00:29:41,266 --> 00:29:42,946
Now down the back.
Let's go.
368
00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:46,387
Instructor's watching. Let's go.
That's it. You're doin' good.
369
00:29:46,412 --> 00:29:48,544
Come on.
In, out, in, out.
370
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:50,915
We need a new plan.
371
00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:53,377
Oh, right, 'cause your
last two worked so well...
372
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:56,762
Question... How do you deal
with you excessive skanktitude?
373
00:29:56,787 --> 00:29:59,451
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm not the one with
374
00:29:59,476 --> 00:30:02,335
"Open all night."
monogrammed on my underwear.
375
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,884
You've been looking
through my closet?
376
00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:06,322
Truth hurts, don't it?
377
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,836
- Maybe you're right.
- I am?
378
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:13,725
Not about me! About the truth.
379
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,288
We can't tell Crustacea the truth
or Hagar will hate us.
380
00:30:19,212 --> 00:30:22,687
But if she got her memory back...
381
00:30:23,064 --> 00:30:25,018
Then she'd leave him!
382
00:30:25,205 --> 00:30:27,846
And Hagar would be mine.
383
00:30:28,308 --> 00:30:31,728
Cut bait and sail on, sister.
Hagar is mine.
384
00:30:32,556 --> 00:30:34,027
Whatever.
385
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,177
Come on. Let's go!
And push. And lift.
386
00:30:37,363 --> 00:30:41,776
And push. Let's go.
Pick it up! That's it. Come on.
387
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:48,037
- Don't look.
- Come on.
388
00:30:48,062 --> 00:30:50,668
Don't look.
You're gonna ruin it if you look.
389
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,207
Ok.
All right, now you can look.
390
00:30:55,341 --> 00:30:56,643
It's beautiful.
391
00:30:57,412 --> 00:30:58,311
You like it?
392
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:00,662
It's the coral gardens.
393
00:31:00,795 --> 00:31:02,209
It's where I asked you to marry me.
394
00:31:04,043 --> 00:31:05,113
Thank you.
395
00:31:06,304 --> 00:31:07,101
For what?
396
00:31:07,724 --> 00:31:09,232
For having a learning curve.
397
00:31:09,678 --> 00:31:12,846
Hagar, I never dreamed you could
take me seriously, but...
398
00:31:13,299 --> 00:31:15,072
you have risen to the occasion.
399
00:31:16,579 --> 00:31:17,767
You have no idea.
400
00:31:18,412 --> 00:31:20,482
You know...
I should thank you...
401
00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:24,389
because... I am always
at my best when I'm around you.
402
00:31:26,130 --> 00:31:28,075
I wish I could remember this place.
403
00:31:28,377 --> 00:31:29,674
Maybe you don't have to.
404
00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:32,709
Crustacea...
405
00:31:34,775 --> 00:31:36,009
Will you marry me?
406
00:31:39,855 --> 00:31:42,909
Hagar, I...
We're already married.
407
00:31:45,074 --> 00:31:46,019
I know.
408
00:31:46,893 --> 00:31:48,385
But I want us to start over again...
409
00:31:48,893 --> 00:31:49,698
you know?
410
00:31:50,182 --> 00:31:51,643
Like we did at the tidal pool.
411
00:31:53,641 --> 00:31:54,984
We can begin again?
412
00:31:55,757 --> 00:31:56,735
Yes.
413
00:32:04,825 --> 00:32:07,098
You must be awfully
proud of yourself eh, Hagar.
414
00:32:07,727 --> 00:32:08,446
Sir?
415
00:32:09,047 --> 00:32:12,118
Stroke of genius renewing your vows
so close to the election.
416
00:32:12,444 --> 00:32:15,375
The other candidates are kicking
themselves they didn't think of it first.
417
00:32:37,337 --> 00:32:39,204
You sure you switched the drinks?
418
00:32:39,436 --> 00:32:40,742
Positive.
419
00:32:52,863 --> 00:32:56,941
Trust is the cornerstone
of every relationship.
420
00:32:57,410 --> 00:33:00,574
It is the foundation
upon which love is built.
421
00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:02,420
There's something
I have to tell you.
422
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,890
Are you nervous? I am.
We've done this before.
423
00:33:05,915 --> 00:33:07,985
Well, that's exactly what
I want to talk to you about.
424
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,876
- Are you ok?
- Yeah.
425
00:33:41,175 --> 00:33:44,417
And so, if there's anyone
present who sees any reason
426
00:33:44,442 --> 00:33:47,684
why these two should not be
joined in holy matrimony...
427
00:33:47,955 --> 00:33:50,451
speak now,
or forever hold your peace.
428
00:33:54,325 --> 00:33:55,339
Gabrielle...
429
00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:59,123
I can't do this.
I can't.
430
00:34:00,983 --> 00:34:01,835
What?
431
00:34:03,026 --> 00:34:04,893
I am not Crustacea.
432
00:34:05,690 --> 00:34:06,893
I'm Gabrielle.
433
00:34:12,101 --> 00:34:14,617
Hagar?
What's the meaning of this?
434
00:34:16,828 --> 00:34:18,062
You pig!
435
00:34:18,484 --> 00:34:19,719
Why did you lie to me?
436
00:34:28,282 --> 00:34:29,860
My wife is divorcing me.
437
00:34:31,331 --> 00:34:33,182
And I was so concerned
with being...
438
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,792
Council president that I lost sight
of what was really important.
439
00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:38,638
Being a good husband.
440
00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,045
So you thought
I could just take her place
441
00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:47,196
and then you could climb
the corporate ladder, huh?
442
00:34:47,347 --> 00:34:50,550
Yeah. No. I did, yes,
I did at first. I did at first.
443
00:34:50,931 --> 00:34:54,119
But then I realized when I was
making you happy, I was happy.
444
00:34:56,911 --> 00:34:57,927
I'm sorry.
445
00:34:59,126 --> 00:35:02,581
When I told you I wanted
to marry you, that was for real.
446
00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:05,312
And I'm sorry I didn't
tell you sooner.
447
00:35:05,927 --> 00:35:07,111
Whatever!
448
00:35:08,019 --> 00:35:10,996
The point is,
you two ain't gettin' hitched.
449
00:35:11,882 --> 00:35:13,554
Seems like a shame
to waste the minister
450
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,367
and the cake, wouldn't you say?
451
00:35:15,392 --> 00:35:17,384
My thoughts exactly!
452
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,275
I guess it's time to choose.
453
00:35:19,515 --> 00:35:20,578
Choose what?
454
00:35:21,715 --> 00:35:23,082
Your new wife!
455
00:35:25,758 --> 00:35:27,203
My best friends, huh?
456
00:35:27,438 --> 00:35:29,790
Hey, it's not our fault you don't
know a good thing when you see it.
457
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,883
So, who's it gonna be, Hagar?
458
00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:33,812
Before you decide...
459
00:35:34,066 --> 00:35:37,957
you should know that Sturgina
snores like an asthmatic walrus.
460
00:35:38,089 --> 00:35:41,167
You should also know that
every member of the Council
461
00:35:41,192 --> 00:35:44,817
knows exactly what the top
of Crabella's head looks like.
462
00:35:44,997 --> 00:35:46,731
If you get my meaning.
463
00:35:47,243 --> 00:35:48,282
That's it!
464
00:35:50,491 --> 00:35:53,835
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna make you insane!
465
00:35:55,434 --> 00:35:56,599
Get off of me!
466
00:36:04,966 --> 00:36:07,239
- Easy, easy.
- Stop!
467
00:36:07,972 --> 00:36:08,925
Stay there.
468
00:36:11,662 --> 00:36:14,678
Look, after what
I did to Gorb... Gerbil...
469
00:36:15,358 --> 00:36:16,788
- Gabrielle?
- Gabrielle!
470
00:36:17,432 --> 00:36:19,924
I'm gonna spend some time alone and
figure out how to make it up to her.
471
00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:24,721
I'm sorry, Hagar, but...
we just can't allow that to happen.
472
00:36:25,223 --> 00:36:26,239
That's right.
473
00:36:26,877 --> 00:36:29,047
If we can't have him, no one will.
474
00:36:29,072 --> 00:36:30,970
- No! Come back here!
- I'll handle this.
475
00:36:30,995 --> 00:36:32,535
- He's mine!
- Allow me.
476
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,601
Did not!
477
00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:35,181
Out of my way, fish food!
478
00:36:40,946 --> 00:36:42,723
Come on!
Nail them, whoever you are!
479
00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:50,830
What's a bloody nose among friends?
480
00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:56,434
I'm going to enjoy taking that ring
off your severed finger!
481
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:20,553
If you wanted my finger,
all you had to do was ask.
482
00:37:27,251 --> 00:37:28,227
Perfect!
483
00:37:30,969 --> 00:37:32,048
Thanks!
484
00:37:47,345 --> 00:37:49,845
- I'm gonna kill you!
- All right!
485
00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:09,803
Sorry about all the tricks
we played on you.
486
00:38:10,533 --> 00:38:12,010
It's ok, I understand.
487
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:15,879
Look, never lose
your sense of humor, ok?
488
00:38:16,596 --> 00:38:18,479
I'll miss you, lady,
whoever you are.
489
00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:19,981
Me too.
490
00:38:22,142 --> 00:38:23,173
Urchin...
491
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,257
Your curiosity is gonna
take you many places.
492
00:38:26,282 --> 00:38:27,141
What...?
493
00:38:27,921 --> 00:38:29,132
That's very funny...
494
00:38:31,028 --> 00:38:32,388
And you, little lady...
495
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,719
You have shown me that I have more
patience that I ever dreamed that I had.
496
00:38:44,528 --> 00:38:46,473
Listen, I need to talk
to your dad for a minute.
497
00:38:46,923 --> 00:38:47,829
Go on.
498
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,565
- I think you should have this.
- No, no, no.
499
00:38:49,590 --> 00:38:50,612
Look. I...
500
00:38:51,972 --> 00:38:55,222
If... If there is anything
I can do to make it up to you...
501
00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:56,702
I will.
502
00:38:58,676 --> 00:39:00,449
Actually there is
something you can do.
503
00:39:01,148 --> 00:39:02,094
Ok, name it.
504
00:39:02,327 --> 00:39:04,421
You go to your wife,
your real wife...
505
00:39:05,211 --> 00:39:07,172
and you show her
what you've shown me.
506
00:39:07,318 --> 00:39:08,185
Ok.
507
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:12,903
That behind the sexist, corporate-climbing,
self-centered, lazy, stupid...
508
00:39:12,928 --> 00:39:14,995
Ok, I get it.
I get it.
509
00:39:16,029 --> 00:39:19,623
there's a man with integrity,
who learned from his mistakes.
510
00:39:20,976 --> 00:39:22,888
Ok. I can do that.
511
00:39:23,874 --> 00:39:26,687
- Here.
- No, no, you, you can keep it.
512
00:39:27,302 --> 00:39:28,942
It'll be something to remember us by.
513
00:39:29,358 --> 00:39:31,514
Besides, it looks better on you
than it does on me, so...
514
00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:49,568
What are you doing?
515
00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:50,504
Well...
516
00:39:50,660 --> 00:39:53,176
Apparently, just what
you've always want...
517
00:40:03,804 --> 00:40:05,406
You wanna tell me
something, Gabrielle?
518
00:40:07,044 --> 00:40:08,454
What a weird dream...
519
00:40:09,242 --> 00:40:10,625
You almost drowned!
520
00:40:10,650 --> 00:40:12,602
You were out for,
like a whole minute!
521
00:40:13,436 --> 00:40:15,226
Thanks to this lemon tart.
522
00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:18,494
Aren't you late for your delousing?
523
00:40:19,101 --> 00:40:20,680
Right, that's it!
524
00:40:20,681 --> 00:40:22,540
Ladies, you wanna take
this someplace else?
525
00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:26,295
Unless you want a taste
of my new chakram.
526
00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:32,544
Olympus. 3 o'clock.
Be there.
527
00:40:32,967 --> 00:40:37,319
I can't wait! Your black eye'll
match your outfit perfectly.
528
00:40:46,066 --> 00:40:48,049
- It's all right.
- Can I?
529
00:40:50,194 --> 00:40:51,241
Can I try?
530
00:40:52,487 --> 00:40:53,488
I don't know.
531
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,155
You sure you're all right?
532
00:40:58,076 --> 00:40:59,303
Better than ever.
533
00:41:00,513 --> 00:41:02,357
All right. Ok.
534
00:41:11,985 --> 00:41:13,696
I have a new story for you.
535
00:41:15,476 --> 00:41:18,476
This woman fell
into the deep blue sea...
536
00:41:19,514 --> 00:41:21,975
and she found herself
in another world.
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