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"X" marks the spot, boys.
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The treasure should be
under these pillars.
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Where are you, my golden one?
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At long last...
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the quest is finally over.
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The lyre's mine.
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- Yeah, boss.
- Correction.
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Since you found it
on Amazon territory...
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I'd say it belongs to us.
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Here.
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Psych!
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No! No, no, no!
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Look, look...
I'll tell you what...
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If you want the lyre so badly,
you can pry it...
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from my dead fingers.
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With pleasure.
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Well, kids...
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If you can't play nicely with your toy,
I'm gonna have to take it from you.
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Xena...
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What's the lyre doing here?
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Oh, there's more than one of them.
They're hidden all over the world.
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It's Terpsichore's way
of spreading music.
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- Hi, Gabrielle.
- Draco...
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What's wrong with him?
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- Baby Bliss put a spell on him.
- Creepy.
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How can you say it's a spell
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when I would gladly
tear out my own spleen
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and carve your initials
on the side of it,
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just to prove
my undying love for you?
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I'm flattered.
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Check it out, sisters.
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"Draco, the Lionhearted" is really
"Draco, the Dandelion".
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You want a war, Amazon?
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You've got one.
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ - What is it good for? ♪
♪ - Absolutely nothin'. ♪
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♪ Uh-huh, yeah.
War! ♪
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♪ - What is it good for? ♪
♪ - Absolutely nothin'. ♪
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♪ Listen to me now. ♪
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♪ War is a thing that I despise... ♪
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♪ 'cause it means destruction
of innocent lives. ♪
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♪ War means tears
in thousands of mothers' eyes... ♪
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♪ when their young go out
to fight and lose their lives. ♪
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ Good God! Y'all... ♪
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♪ - What is it good for? ♪
♪ - Absolutely nothin'. ♪
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♪ Say it again, yeah. ♪
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ - What is it good for? ♪
♪ - Absolutely nothin'. ♪
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ It ain't nothin' but
a heartbreaker. ♪
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ Free only to the undertaker. ♪
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♪ War is the enemy of all mankind. ♪
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♪ The thought of war
just blows my mind. ♪
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♪ War handed down from
generation to generation. ♪
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♪ Induction and destruction.
Who wants to die? ♪
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ - What is it good for? ♪
♪ - Absolutely nothin'. ♪
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♪ Say it again, yeah. ♪
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ What is it good for? ♪
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♪ Nothin'!
Say it again! ♪
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ What is it good for? ♪
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♪ Nothin'!
Say it again! ♪
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♪ War! ♪
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♪ What is it good for? ♪
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Absolutely nothing.
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Ok.
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Since we're not gonna
battle it out...
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how are we gonna decide
who gets the lyre?
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Oh, there's gonna be
a battle, all right?
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Battle of the bands.
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In a time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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A land in turmoil
cried out for a hero...
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She was Xena...
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a mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle...
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...The power...
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...The passion...
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...The danger...
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Her courage will
change the world...
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Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire
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♪ All right, listen up. ♪
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♪ Playing music's the way... ♪
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♪ for a muse to inspire... ♪
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♪ and the best-sounding band... ♪
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♪ will win Terpsichore's lyre. ♪
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♪ If the people don't mind... ♪
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♪ there's a contest for peace... ♪
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♪ and we'll do it right here... ♪
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♪ In Melodia...
Music capital of Greece! ♪
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♪ Hi, Vargus! ♪
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♪ Hi, Spiro! ♪
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♪ What's the hurry?
Why the scurry? ♪
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♪ Where's the fire?
Why the lyre? ♪
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♪ Did you hear?
There's a concert in town! ♪
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♪ Hi, Cory! ♪
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♪ Hi, Sarah! ♪
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♪ News I'm bringing.
Time for singing. ♪
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♪ Can you hum?
Get your drum. ♪
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♪ Oh, my gosh,
there's a concert in town! ♪
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♪ - Is there really a jam? ♪
♪ - Yeah! ♪
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♪ - Can we participate? ♪
♪ - Sure! ♪
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♪ - Should we go there right now? ♪
♪ - Why not? ♪
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♪ - Or is it too late? ♪
♪ - No! ♪
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♪ Yeah, there's really a jam
for you and the rest. ♪
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♪ So take your sitars
and give it your best. ♪
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♪ Hello, farmer Paxon.
I am Alabartus. ♪
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♪ Won't you let me sing with you? ♪
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♪ - Is there really a jam? ♪
♪ - Yes, there is. ♪
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♪ - I've got talent to spare. ♪
♪ - That's why I asked. ♪
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♪ - Just take over my stand... ♪
♪ - But I thought... ♪
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♪ and get out of my hair! ♪
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♪ - Bang, bang! ♪
♪ - You know it! ♪
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♪ - Bang, bang! ♪
♪ - Swing, swing! ♪
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♪ - Bang, bang! ♪
♪ - You know it! ♪
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♪ Here's your note in your key. ♪
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♪ - That's too high.
- Not for me. ♪
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♪ Hello, miss Leandra.
I am Alabartus. ♪
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♪ Won't you let me sing with you? ♪
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♪ Got no talent.
I got money. ♪
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♪ I just need to bribe that judge. ♪
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♪ - Oh, they think they're so cool. ♪
♪ - We've got talent. ♪
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♪ - Playing music's a gag. ♪
♪ - We've got music. ♪
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♪ - When you get onstage... ♪
♪ - We got singing. ♪
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♪ they'll fall down on them. ♪
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♪ Hello, kind barbarians.
I am Alabartus. ♪
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♪ Please, just let me sing with you. ♪
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♪ - But you've got it all wrong. ♪
♪ - Gettin' ready! ♪
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♪ - There's no talent to find. ♪
♪ - Gettin' ready! ♪
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♪ - If this concert's too big... ♪
♪ - Gettin' ready! ♪
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♪ - I'll go out of my mind! ♪
♪ - When you gotta sing... ♪
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♪ really gotta sing! ♪
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♪ When the music plays
then my hips will sway. ♪
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♪ What you gonna do?
What you gonna do? ♪
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♪ - Is there really a jam? ♪
♪ - Whoa, man! ♪
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♪ - Can I participate? ♪
♪ - Whoa, man! ♪
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♪ - Should I go there right now? ♪
♪ - Whoa, man! ♪
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♪ Or is it too late? ♪
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♪ - Gettin' ready! Gettin' ready! ♪
♪ - Rock! ♪
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♪ - Let's rock! ♪
♪ - Gettin' ready! Ready to rock! ♪
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♪ - Gettin' ready! Gettin' ready! ♪
♪ - Rock! ♪
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♪ - Let's rock! ♪
♪ - Gettin' ready! Ready to rock! ♪
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♪ Yes, there's really a jam
for you and the rest. ♪
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♪ So, put down your sitars
and give it your best. ♪
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♪ Gettin' ready! Gettin' ready! ♪
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♪ Gettin' ready!
Ready to... ♪
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♪ Gettin' ready! Gettin' ready! ♪
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So I'm figuring this'll be
a great place for a stage.
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Xena!
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The word is out. The bands
are coming from everywhere.
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I guess the contest is gonna be
bigger than we thought.
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- Yeah.
- Well...
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Everybody deserves a chance.
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Gabrielle, why don't you just
audition each band as it comes in
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and make a first cut?
Good girl.
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Joxer, get together some villagers.
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See if you can build a stage.
I'm figuring here.
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Ok.
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- Yeah!
- Xena!
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Mom!
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So it's true!
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And when were you going to tell me?
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Amphipolis was my very next stop.
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Well, you look positively radiant!
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When are we gonna meet your...
special someone?
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If you mean the father,
the answer's "never".
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He's not in my life.
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But Xena, every child
needs a father!
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You raised me on your own.
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I attest that would have
been much easier with help.
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I have help, Mom.
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You have now.
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- The place is rocking!
- Yeah!
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Go Gabrielle, sign them up.
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Kill me, please.
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Aw, come on...
They can't all be...
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- mediocre.
- No, they all suck.
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Sadly everyone in the music capital
of Greece is tone deaf.
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Maybe not everyone.
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Come on.
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Everyone!
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Why don't you all throw up
your hands and feel my rhythm?
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Another one?
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That's my brother, Jace.
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♪ We get it on 'most every night. ♪
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♪ And when that moon
gets big and bright ♪
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♪ it's a supernatural delight. ♪
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♪ Everybody was dancing
in the moonlight. ♪
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♪ Everybody here is out of sight. ♪
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♪ They don't bark and they don't bite. ♪
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♪ They keep it loose.
They keep it light. ♪
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♪ Everybody was dancing
in the moonlight. ♪
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♪ Dancing in the moonlight! ♪
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♪ Everybody feeling warm and bright. ♪
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♪ It's such a fine
and natural sight... ♪
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♪ Everybody's dancing
in the moonlight. ♪
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♪ We like our fun but never fight.
You can't dance and stay uptight. ♪
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♪ It's a supernatural delight. ♪
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♪ Everybody was dancing
in the moonlight. ♪
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♪ Dancing in the moonlight! ♪
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♪ Everybody feeling warm and bright. ♪
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♪ It's such a fine
and natural sight... ♪
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♪ Everybody's dancing
in the moonlight. ♪
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Come on!
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Bella, mi amigo, bella!
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You think that was something?
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This is how we dance before
breakfast where I come from.
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Repeat after me!
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Ole, ole!
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♪ Dancing in the moonlight! ♪
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♪ Everybody feeling warm and bright. ♪
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♪ It's such a fine
and natural sight... ♪
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♪ Everybody's dancing
in the moonlight. ♪
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♪ Bailando! ♪
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♪ Dancing in the moonlight! ♪
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♪ Everybody feeling warm and bright. ♪
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♪ It's such a fine
and natural sight... ♪
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♪ Everybody's dancing... bailando! ♪
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Yeah!
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You fall off the circus wagon, boy?
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We don't like your
kind around here, freak.
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Draco!
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- Let's take him.
- But Gabrielle...
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I am just trying to keep you
from being infected by this...
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lily-livered panty-twist.
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You harm so much
as a hair on Jace's head...
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I'll scalp you.
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Good luck in the contest.
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Need a hand, killer?
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Where?
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Me? Yeah...
I am a killer.
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In fact I can kill a person
with a cold stare.
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But, you know, inside I'm...
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delicate as a daisy.
I'm, I'm...
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inside.
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Don't try so hard, Joxer.
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Didn't anyone ever tell you the quickest
way to win a woman's heart...
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is by making her laugh?
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Well, in that case,
I'm the sexiest man in the world.
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There you are!
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Joxer!
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Damn.
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Who's that guy?
248
00:13:43,348 --> 00:13:45,652
Why don't you wait here?
I'll be back in a moment.
249
00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,574
You crazy fellow. You...
250
00:13:50,886 --> 00:13:52,206
Give your big brother a hug.
251
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,692
No, Jace.
No!
252
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,778
- Play the game...
- No.
253
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,726
- Play the game!
- No, Jace. Not now.
254
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:03,249
Where is he?
I don't see my little brother!
255
00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:04,329
Where is he?
256
00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,059
There he is!
257
00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:07,737
Where have you been?
258
00:14:07,762 --> 00:14:09,863
I was starting to think
I was an only child.
259
00:14:09,888 --> 00:14:11,702
Look, Jace...
I'm a grown-up now.
260
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,190
I'm not your little baby brother.
261
00:14:13,215 --> 00:14:15,692
And... I'm a warrior
with a reputation to protect.
262
00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:18,225
I follow my sword.
263
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,963
I follow the music,
wherever it takes me.
264
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,878
I thought you'd be happy
it took me to you.
265
00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:27,175
Yeah, made my day.
Now quit talkin' like that.
266
00:14:27,915 --> 00:14:29,462
- Like what?
- Like...
267
00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:30,792
I don't know.
268
00:14:30,817 --> 00:14:33,325
That stupid accent of yours,
like you're from Spain or somethin'.
269
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:35,417
You're from Olympic
Street in Athens...
270
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,114
two blocks from Akhmar,
the meatman, just like me.
271
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,366
Well, not just like you.
272
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,991
I don't have a pasta
strainer for a shirt.
273
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,568
Just stay away from me...
274
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,101
Bro.
275
00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:57,524
My own brother...
276
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,030
insulting me.
277
00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:00,358
Can you believe it?
278
00:15:01,538 --> 00:15:03,015
As a matter of fact, I can.
279
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,935
Joxer likes to think that
he knows who he is,
280
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,015
but all he really knows
is who he wants to be.
281
00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:09,351
That's right.
282
00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:13,721
And who would not want
to be just like me?
283
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:22,030
Xena! Xena...
284
00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:25,494
Meet Phillipis.
He's a healer.
285
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,128
Tell Xena about
all the exciting things
286
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,778
you've been doing with leeches.
287
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,434
Well, that's great, because I could
sure use a doctor about now.
288
00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:40,569
Could you give me and Mom
just a moment?
289
00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:45,378
Thanks.
290
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,907
All right, I'm telling you
for the last time politely.
291
00:15:47,932 --> 00:15:49,596
I do not need help finding a man.
292
00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:53,574
No? But finding the right man!
Now that's a different story.
293
00:15:54,009 --> 00:15:56,626
I'm beginning to remember
why I left home so young.
294
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:01,265
Joxer...
295
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:04,665
What?
296
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:07,639
What is your problem?
297
00:16:07,664 --> 00:16:09,258
Why were you so rude
to your brother?
298
00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:11,255
Look, Gabrielle,
you don't understand.
299
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,210
Things are different.
We're not kids anymore.
300
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,517
I'm a warrior now,
and Jace is still...
301
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:17,101
Jace.
302
00:16:18,214 --> 00:16:21,562
So you're telling me that you're so
heartless towards him because he's...
303
00:16:21,587 --> 00:16:22,454
Different?
304
00:16:23,668 --> 00:16:24,598
Different.
305
00:16:24,623 --> 00:16:25,889
And he is...
306
00:16:29,616 --> 00:16:30,452
Yes?
307
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,584
He's wasting his life.
308
00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:35,445
He is... wasting his life.
That's it.
309
00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:38,220
- I am a warrior, and he is...
- Your brother?
310
00:16:39,327 --> 00:16:41,788
No matter what else he is,
he will always be that.
311
00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:44,132
Hey, Joxer.
312
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:46,557
My band's rehearsing our moves.
313
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,411
You wanna watch, handsome?
314
00:16:49,807 --> 00:16:50,885
Do birds fly?
315
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,074
Do bees buzz?
316
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,096
Do I take a bath once a month
whether I need it or not?
317
00:16:56,321 --> 00:16:57,696
You bet.
Hold that.
318
00:17:00,765 --> 00:17:01,710
Let's go.
319
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,109
You're not on the back burner now.
You're smokin'.
320
00:17:12,249 --> 00:17:13,233
Xena, right?
321
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,023
- Who wants to know?
- I saw your ad.
322
00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:19,828
"Single Greek female seeks
marriage with stable provider..."
323
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:23,537
"to raise a child and to dote on
an exceptionally wonderful mother..."
324
00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:25,846
"who doesn't look a day over twenty."
325
00:17:26,527 --> 00:17:27,785
Gee, I wonder who wrote that.
326
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:29,523
It wasn't you?
327
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,618
No, I am not in the market
for a husband.
328
00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:34,224
Yeah. Sure.
I understand.
329
00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:36,627
How about a little casual sex?
330
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:44,136
5, 6, 7, 8, and step and kick
and twist and punch.
331
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,264
No, ladies!
332
00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:49,881
It's step, kick, twist, punch.
333
00:17:50,098 --> 00:17:51,864
Not step, kick, punch, twist.
334
00:17:52,995 --> 00:17:54,956
Again, slowly.
335
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,791
Step, kick, twist...
336
00:17:58,775 --> 00:17:59,869
punch.
337
00:18:06,096 --> 00:18:08,104
Why do I care?
It is Joxer.
338
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:12,473
Ain't love grand?
339
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,883
Draco, I'm busy.
340
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:18,446
I've come to talk to you
about our future.
341
00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:20,306
Now I'm a changed man.
342
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,344
My warlord days
are well behind me...
343
00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:25,688
and when I win that lyre,
I will prove it to you in song.
344
00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,757
- I'm the reason you want...?
- The lyre?
345
00:18:28,502 --> 00:18:29,674
Of course it is!
346
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,135
When I win that
melodious instrument...
347
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,583
I will serenade you for all eternity.
348
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:36,652
That's very sweet...
349
00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:39,395
in a completely deranged,
obsessed kind of way.
350
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:42,279
Draco, you do not love me.
You're under a spell.
351
00:18:42,942 --> 00:18:44,481
Call it what you will, my love.
352
00:18:44,969 --> 00:18:46,758
Just as long as you marry me.
353
00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:49,467
We could have a wedding in spring...
354
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,138
and a honeymoon in Crete.
355
00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:53,675
The answer is "no".
356
00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:58,347
Your lips say "no",
but your eyes scream "yes".
357
00:18:58,372 --> 00:19:00,731
Don't make me say it
in a way you won't like.
358
00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:03,209
I will never give up on us, Gabrielle.
359
00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:04,472
You may kiss me.
360
00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:06,455
Don't even think about it.
361
00:19:09,112 --> 00:19:11,237
Let me get this through
your thick skull.
362
00:19:11,262 --> 00:19:13,989
I would not marry you if you were
the last man on Earth.
363
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,420
She wants me.
364
00:19:39,731 --> 00:19:42,593
♪ I walk along these city streets... ♪
365
00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:44,965
♪ you used to walk along with me. ♪
366
00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:48,022
♪ And every step I take... ♪
367
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:51,512
♪ recalls how much
in love we used to be. ♪
368
00:19:53,077 --> 00:19:56,124
♪ Oh, how can I forget you? ♪
369
00:19:56,705 --> 00:20:01,260
♪ When there is always
something there to remind me! ♪
370
00:20:02,531 --> 00:20:05,930
♪ Always something there
to remind me! ♪
371
00:20:06,993 --> 00:20:10,704
♪ I was born to love you... ♪
372
00:20:11,055 --> 00:20:13,679
♪ and I will never be free. ♪
373
00:20:13,704 --> 00:20:15,811
♪ You'll always be a part of me. ♪
374
00:20:20,145 --> 00:20:23,347
♪ When shadows fall,
I pass a small cafe... ♪
375
00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:25,817
♪ where we would dance at night. ♪
376
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,594
♪ And I can't help recalling... ♪
377
00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:32,289
♪ how it felt to kiss
and hold you tight. ♪
378
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,623
♪ Oh, how can I forget you? ♪
379
00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:40,658
♪ When there is always something there
to remind me! ♪
380
00:20:41,872 --> 00:20:45,231
♪ Always something there
to remind me! ♪
381
00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:49,617
♪ I was born to love you... ♪
382
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,683
♪ and I will never be free. ♪
383
00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:55,324
♪ You'll always be a part of me. ♪
384
00:20:57,669 --> 00:20:59,450
Gabrielle!
385
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,387
♪ If you should find you miss ♪
386
00:21:13,412 --> 00:21:17,223
♪ the sweet and tender love
we used to share... ♪
387
00:21:18,013 --> 00:21:21,528
♪ just come back to the places
where we used to go. ♪
388
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:23,284
♪ And I'll be there. ♪
389
00:21:23,309 --> 00:21:26,644
♪ Oh, how can I forget you? ♪
390
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:31,377
♪ When there is always something there
to remind me! ♪
391
00:21:32,528 --> 00:21:36,841
♪ When there is always
something there to remind me! ♪
392
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:41,818
♪ There is always something
there to remind me! ♪
393
00:21:42,893 --> 00:21:47,401
♪ When there is always
something there to remind me! ♪
394
00:21:48,986 --> 00:21:50,063
♪ Always! ♪
395
00:21:50,088 --> 00:21:51,220
♪ Something! ♪
396
00:21:51,464 --> 00:21:52,626
♪ Always! ♪
397
00:21:52,651 --> 00:21:53,910
♪ Something! ♪
398
00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:05,162
If I can't have you, Gabrielle...
399
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:07,277
no one will!
400
00:22:12,077 --> 00:22:14,460
Yes, that's the groove, right there.
I like this groove.
401
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,707
Yes, this does it for me.
Oh, very much, very good.
402
00:22:21,699 --> 00:22:22,762
Yes, I like this one...
403
00:22:23,104 --> 00:22:23,854
a lot.
404
00:22:24,495 --> 00:22:27,019
Turn around, that's it...
Back, back, step, step.
405
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:30,173
- What are you smiling at?
- Your brother.
406
00:22:30,198 --> 00:22:32,205
Oh, oh, yeah.
I'm really sorry about that.
407
00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:33,598
I'm so sexy!
408
00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:36,581
What are you apologizing for?
Look at him. He's amazing!
409
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,067
He's so uninhibited...
410
00:22:40,645 --> 00:22:43,012
Now that is a true sign
of a secure man.
411
00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:46,575
Oh, oh... Yeah, yeah.
I'm just sorry he's not dancing more.
412
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,458
You know...
413
00:22:48,377 --> 00:22:51,377
So... Think you could get him
to teach me some of those moves?
414
00:22:51,926 --> 00:22:53,074
Oh, yeah.
415
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,763
Anything for you.
416
00:22:55,087 --> 00:22:58,045
You know...
Uninhibitedness runs in my family.
417
00:22:58,588 --> 00:22:59,369
Joxer...
418
00:22:59,823 --> 00:23:00,712
Yeah?
419
00:23:00,737 --> 00:23:02,276
You're trying too hard again.
420
00:23:03,028 --> 00:23:03,809
Right.
421
00:23:04,224 --> 00:23:05,966
I'll go... get Jace.
422
00:23:08,592 --> 00:23:09,600
Come on, girls.
423
00:23:16,418 --> 00:23:17,676
- Hi.
- Xena...
424
00:23:18,186 --> 00:23:19,006
I...
425
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,273
- I wanna ask you something.
- Well, make it snappy.
426
00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:23,501
I've got a lot of single
Greek losers to turn down.
427
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,483
What do you think
about Amoria... for Joxer?
428
00:23:27,255 --> 00:23:28,232
Works for me.
429
00:23:29,331 --> 00:23:30,394
Are you crazy?
430
00:23:31,101 --> 00:23:33,328
Why did you ask me if
you already have an answer?
431
00:23:33,353 --> 00:23:35,324
Because she's so wrong for him.
432
00:23:35,532 --> 00:23:37,438
He should be with
someone that's like...
433
00:23:37,897 --> 00:23:38,710
like...
434
00:23:39,825 --> 00:23:40,638
You?
435
00:23:41,882 --> 00:23:43,054
Come on, Xena.
436
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:45,552
Well... Hey, if you're
not gonna take him,
437
00:23:45,577 --> 00:23:47,890
it's not fair of you to stop
someone else from trying.
438
00:23:59,309 --> 00:24:01,707
Jace?
How are you, bro?
439
00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:04,189
Listen.
440
00:24:04,658 --> 00:24:05,736
I know what you thinking.
441
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,571
I've been acting crummy to you...
442
00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:09,421
and I probably
shouldn't 'a said what I said.
443
00:24:09,857 --> 00:24:11,170
- Really?
- Look...
444
00:24:11,286 --> 00:24:13,266
You're a grown man.
You wanna...
445
00:24:13,695 --> 00:24:15,117
dress like a clown and...
446
00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:18,503
act like a spaz,
that is none of my business.
447
00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:20,487
Joxer...
448
00:24:21,046 --> 00:24:23,077
- Back in the old country...
- Jace...
449
00:24:23,805 --> 00:24:25,110
You're not from the old country...
450
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:26,811
and you're not from Spain...
451
00:24:26,951 --> 00:24:29,724
and I doubt very much if you've ever
even had a plate of Paella.
452
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:35,786
I am... your older brother
by half an hour.
453
00:24:37,593 --> 00:24:40,156
And I see that is going to make
all the difference in the world.
454
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,583
I accept your apology...
455
00:24:45,373 --> 00:24:47,701
because I know it is as good
as I'm ever gonna get from you.
456
00:24:48,726 --> 00:24:50,453
Because you obviously
don't know any better.
457
00:24:51,870 --> 00:24:52,745
Adios.
458
00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:01,270
All right, come on.
The concert's starting soon.
459
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:03,654
Xena, right?
460
00:25:06,534 --> 00:25:08,432
She left town.
Just missed her.
461
00:25:09,347 --> 00:25:11,245
Before you say no, hear me out.
462
00:25:11,831 --> 00:25:14,261
I may not look like much, but...
in a few years...
463
00:25:14,453 --> 00:25:15,687
when my face clears up...
464
00:25:15,967 --> 00:25:18,897
I'll grow up to be the kind of man
your child will be proud to call Dad.
465
00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:23,035
You know what, kid...
466
00:25:24,342 --> 00:25:26,155
That is the nicest offer
I've had all day.
467
00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:29,955
You shouldn't be in so much
of a hurry to grow up.
468
00:25:31,942 --> 00:25:33,146
Mother...
469
00:25:42,805 --> 00:25:44,320
I'm going to kill you.
470
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:48,380
All I want is for you
to have a family, Xena.
471
00:25:48,405 --> 00:25:49,928
I have a family.
472
00:25:50,557 --> 00:25:52,580
I've got Gabrielle.
I've got Joxer.
473
00:25:52,605 --> 00:25:55,001
And as much as it pains me
to say it... I've got you.
474
00:25:55,546 --> 00:25:58,351
This child's life will be filled
with more than enough love.
475
00:25:58,376 --> 00:26:00,776
Still it doesn't replace a father.
476
00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:03,854
For crying out loud,
what century are you living in?
477
00:26:06,868 --> 00:26:09,025
♪ Now, there was a time... ♪
478
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,603
♪ when they used to say... ♪
479
00:26:14,009 --> 00:26:17,595
♪ that behind every great man... ♪
480
00:26:18,094 --> 00:26:21,352
♪ there had to be a great woman. ♪
481
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,650
♪ But in these times of change,
you know,... ♪
482
00:26:26,892 --> 00:26:29,400
♪ it's no longer true. ♪
483
00:26:29,831 --> 00:26:33,128
♪ So we're comin'
out of the kitchen... ♪
484
00:26:33,574 --> 00:26:37,549
♪ 'cause there's somethin'
we forgot to say to you, yeah. ♪
485
00:26:37,574 --> 00:26:44,032
♪ - Sisters are doin' it for themselves. ♪
♪ - Girl, isn't that true? ♪
486
00:26:44,057 --> 00:26:47,034
♪ Standin' on their own two feet. ♪
487
00:26:47,768 --> 00:26:50,666
♪ Ringin' on their own bells. ♪
488
00:26:51,451 --> 00:26:53,607
♪ Now this is a song... ♪
489
00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:57,255
♪ to celebrate... ♪
490
00:26:58,005 --> 00:26:59,332
♪ Yeah! ♪
491
00:26:59,357 --> 00:27:02,678
♪ the conscious liberation... ♪
492
00:27:03,085 --> 00:27:05,005
♪ of the female state. ♪
493
00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:07,271
♪ I'm talkin' 'bout a state of mind. ♪
494
00:27:07,296 --> 00:27:10,091
♪ Mothers and daughters... ♪
495
00:27:10,116 --> 00:27:14,233
♪ and their daughters too. ♪
496
00:27:15,615 --> 00:27:17,842
♪ Woman to woman... ♪
497
00:27:18,076 --> 00:27:21,165
♪ we're singin' with you. ♪
498
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:27,310
♪ Sisters are doin' it for themselves. ♪
499
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,483
♪ Standin' on their own two feet. ♪
500
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,295
♪ Ringin' on their own bells. ♪
501
00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:40,030
♪ We ain't makin' stories... ♪
502
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,703
♪ and we ain't layin' plans. ♪
503
00:27:44,077 --> 00:27:47,412
♪ 'Cause a man still loves a woman... ♪
504
00:27:47,639 --> 00:27:50,286
♪ and a woman still loves a man. ♪
505
00:27:50,311 --> 00:27:51,835
♪ That's right. ♪
506
00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:56,899
♪ Sisters are doin' it for themselves. ♪
507
00:27:58,337 --> 00:28:01,259
♪ Standin' on their own two feet. ♪
508
00:28:02,035 --> 00:28:06,423
♪ - Ringin' on their own bells. ♪
♪ - Oh, ringin' on my bells. ♪
509
00:28:06,736 --> 00:28:11,610
♪ Sisters are doin' it for themselves. ♪
510
00:28:11,635 --> 00:28:13,202
♪ Oh, ringin' on my bells ♪
511
00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:16,008
♪ Standin' on their own two feet. ♪
512
00:28:16,868 --> 00:28:19,645
♪ Ringin' on their own bells. ♪
513
00:28:21,532 --> 00:28:26,345
♪ Sisters are doin' it for themselves. ♪
514
00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:31,058
♪ Standin' on their own two feet. ♪
515
00:28:31,613 --> 00:28:34,511
♪ Ringin' on their own bells. ♪
516
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:41,081
♪ Sisters are doin' it for themselves. ♪
517
00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:45,955
♪ Standin' on their own two feet. ♪
518
00:28:46,427 --> 00:28:49,627
♪ Ringin' on their own bells. ♪
519
00:28:51,277 --> 00:28:56,457
♪ Sisters are doin' it for themselves. ♪
520
00:28:58,936 --> 00:29:01,151
I love it! I love it!
521
00:29:01,676 --> 00:29:04,714
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
522
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,653
You've always danced to the beat
of your own drum, Xena.
523
00:29:10,136 --> 00:29:13,003
I suppose it would be foolish
of me to stop you now.
524
00:29:14,576 --> 00:29:15,662
Thanks, Mom.
525
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,275
Now, who did you say
the father was?
526
00:29:26,523 --> 00:29:27,804
Everything ok, boss?
527
00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:31,392
Does everything look ok?
528
00:29:32,883 --> 00:29:33,946
The woman I love...
529
00:29:34,461 --> 00:29:37,632
My sweet, beautiful Gabrielle
has spurned my advances.
530
00:29:37,657 --> 00:29:40,094
No! No.
Not spurned.
531
00:29:40,763 --> 00:29:41,775
She ha...
532
00:29:43,547 --> 00:29:44,828
She hates me!
533
00:29:46,229 --> 00:29:48,635
Hey... Don't let it getcha down.
I mean...
534
00:29:48,837 --> 00:29:50,485
There's plenty other
chicks in the sea.
535
00:29:53,963 --> 00:29:55,955
Gabrielle is not a chick.
536
00:29:58,387 --> 00:29:59,894
Her and I are soulmates.
537
00:30:00,895 --> 00:30:02,395
And as long as she's alive...
538
00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:06,137
I will never be able to love again.
539
00:30:10,033 --> 00:30:11,611
But what about the concert?
I mean...
540
00:30:11,779 --> 00:30:14,177
Me and the boys are really
lookin' forward to rockin' down.
541
00:30:16,550 --> 00:30:17,831
Oh, we'll perform, all right.
542
00:30:18,714 --> 00:30:19,597
In fact...
543
00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:22,766
we're gonna slay 'em.
544
00:30:24,725 --> 00:30:26,655
Let's go, for cryin' out loud!
545
00:30:26,804 --> 00:30:28,585
Get on with the show!
546
00:30:28,881 --> 00:30:30,350
We still need you to perform.
547
00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,602
Can you please just warm up
in the dressing room?
548
00:30:33,241 --> 00:30:34,827
No, you need...
You need to put on your costume.
549
00:30:34,852 --> 00:30:36,398
Just go to the left.
It's on a rack.
550
00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:38,671
Could we please clear this area?
551
00:30:38,859 --> 00:30:40,819
What's going on?
Come on, the crowd's going wild.
552
00:30:40,844 --> 00:30:42,829
Xena, nobody wants
to be the first band.
553
00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:45,957
All right...
You go out there and stall.
554
00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,509
I'll deal with the bands.
555
00:30:47,768 --> 00:30:48,768
All right! Come here!
556
00:30:54,057 --> 00:30:55,549
The concert's about to start.
557
00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:58,355
All right.
I need to make an announcement.
558
00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:00,417
There's some bad
souvlaki going around...
559
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,394
so stay away from the souvlaki.
560
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,220
Hey, hey!
Is it that bad?
561
00:31:06,718 --> 00:31:07,593
Gabrielle!
562
00:31:08,851 --> 00:31:09,686
All right!
563
00:31:12,764 --> 00:31:14,881
Draco. You're on.
564
00:31:16,385 --> 00:31:18,064
This is your last chance, Gabrielle.
565
00:31:18,323 --> 00:31:20,487
- Marry me, my love.
- Draco, no!
566
00:31:23,690 --> 00:31:24,760
Have it your own way.
567
00:31:24,942 --> 00:31:26,380
But you're part of the act now...
568
00:31:26,902 --> 00:31:28,527
and for our grand finale...
569
00:31:29,030 --> 00:31:30,405
you get to die.
570
00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:36,788
Yeah, as if it's gonna
start you know? I mean...
571
00:31:42,743 --> 00:31:44,333
♪ Right now it's time to...! ♪
572
00:31:45,908 --> 00:31:47,668
♪ Right now it's time to...! ♪
573
00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:50,478
♪ Right now it's time to... ♪
574
00:31:50,503 --> 00:31:53,219
♪ check out the jams,
brothers and sisters! ♪
575
00:31:53,782 --> 00:31:55,428
♪ Come on! ♪
576
00:31:58,381 --> 00:32:00,608
♪ I gotta kick 'em out! ♪
577
00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:15,436
♪ Well, I'm feelin' pretty good and
I guess that I could get crazy now, baby. ♪
578
00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:20,423
♪ 'Cause we all got in tune and
when the dressing room got hazy. ♪
579
00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:24,896
♪ I know how you want it, girl.
Hot, quick, and tight. ♪
580
00:32:24,921 --> 00:32:27,545
♪ The girl can't stand it
when you're doin' it right. ♪
581
00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:29,429
♪ So let me up on the stand. ♪
582
00:32:29,828 --> 00:32:31,840
♪ Let me kick out the jams! ♪
583
00:32:32,098 --> 00:32:34,848
♪ Yeah! Kick out the jams! ♪
584
00:32:35,223 --> 00:32:37,137
♪ I gotta kick 'em out! ♪
585
00:32:44,942 --> 00:32:47,754
♪ I'm trying to touch you.
You know, my jet's on fire. ♪
586
00:32:47,779 --> 00:32:50,123
♪ What a feeling! Yeah! ♪
587
00:32:50,155 --> 00:32:54,428
♪ From the sound that abounds and
resounds and rebounds off the ceiling . ♪
588
00:32:56,095 --> 00:32:59,192
♪ When I touch you now, baby.
You can't do without. ♪
589
00:32:59,217 --> 00:33:01,668
♪ When you get that feelin'
you got to sock 'em out. ♪
590
00:33:01,693 --> 00:33:03,474
♪ So put the mike in my hands! ♪
591
00:33:03,927 --> 00:33:05,880
♪ Let me kick out the jams! ♪
592
00:33:06,209 --> 00:33:08,857
♪ Yeah! Kick out the jams! ♪
593
00:33:09,427 --> 00:33:11,513
♪ I gotta kick 'em out! ♪
594
00:33:18,035 --> 00:33:19,012
Help me!
595
00:33:19,558 --> 00:33:21,003
I need something heavy!
596
00:33:24,315 --> 00:33:25,534
Anything, please!
597
00:33:25,559 --> 00:33:28,078
- How 'bout a rock?
- Rock? Yeah!
598
00:33:28,103 --> 00:33:29,368
- Can rock!
- Here!
599
00:33:29,393 --> 00:33:30,986
- Come on!
- Rock him with this!
600
00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:51,824
Goodbye, my love.
601
00:34:11,691 --> 00:34:12,637
Get her!
602
00:34:34,170 --> 00:34:35,318
Gabrielle!
603
00:34:49,093 --> 00:34:50,234
Wait for me, my love!
604
00:34:57,419 --> 00:34:58,317
Xena!
605
00:34:58,819 --> 00:35:00,115
- Xe...
- Come back!
606
00:35:19,127 --> 00:35:20,705
Time to die, Gabrielle.
607
00:35:24,598 --> 00:35:26,168
Show's over, loverboy.
608
00:35:28,015 --> 00:35:30,210
♪ The name's Draco!
Give me my props! ♪
609
00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:32,247
♪ 'Cause I'm the gee
when the music stops! ♪
610
00:35:32,272 --> 00:35:34,716
♪ I'm the baddest momma
jammer this side of Thrace. ♪
611
00:35:34,741 --> 00:35:37,127
♪ Your expression's gonna change
when I'm in your face. ♪
612
00:35:37,152 --> 00:35:39,038
♪ No, I'm the baddest rapper there is, ♪
613
00:35:39,063 --> 00:35:41,875
♪ and you're the saddest there is,
and that's the way it is. ♪
614
00:35:42,195 --> 00:35:44,295
♪ You're just a copycat.
That's where your head is at. ♪
615
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,484
♪ You chase the rhythm from
a place you was never at. ♪
616
00:35:46,835 --> 00:35:48,862
♪ Ain't nobody told you
that payback's a mother? ♪
617
00:35:48,887 --> 00:35:51,660
♪ Heads up, my brother,
'cause here comes another. ♪
618
00:36:12,816 --> 00:36:15,183
♪ It's time to face
the funk blastin' atcha! ♪
619
00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:17,968
♪ You better give it up 'cause you
ain't gonna match my rhyme! ♪
620
00:36:17,993 --> 00:36:19,229
♪ Just like old times... ♪
621
00:36:19,254 --> 00:36:21,796
♪ when you be trippin'
in your own stuff didn't know what. ♪
622
00:36:21,821 --> 00:36:24,659
♪ I'm the number one warlord,
king of the Horde! ♪
623
00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:27,044
♪ And I'm out to collect my reward! ♪
624
00:36:27,069 --> 00:36:29,367
♪ Let's get it on,
'cause I'm gettin' bored. ♪
625
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,922
There now.
That's so much better.
626
00:37:29,264 --> 00:37:31,108
I just love a man in uniform.
627
00:37:31,353 --> 00:37:32,189
You all right?
628
00:37:33,192 --> 00:37:34,645
Yeah... Oh...
629
00:37:35,263 --> 00:37:36,341
What do you think?
630
00:37:37,185 --> 00:37:39,326
Joxer, she's a rocker chick.
What d'you expect?
631
00:37:41,290 --> 00:37:42,571
I have to admit, I...
632
00:37:43,026 --> 00:37:45,104
thought it was kind of strange
seeing you with her.
633
00:37:46,823 --> 00:37:48,400
It's only 'cause I'm
so used to your...
634
00:37:48,425 --> 00:37:50,558
You know. Being around me and...
that kind of thing.
635
00:37:51,643 --> 00:37:52,666
Like a puppy-dog.
636
00:37:53,283 --> 00:37:54,454
That's not what I meant.
637
00:37:54,479 --> 00:37:57,151
Gabrielle, you are sort of used to
having me around when you need me.
638
00:37:58,115 --> 00:38:01,029
I know I take advantage of you,
Joxer, but I care about you.
639
00:38:03,132 --> 00:38:04,288
You mean a lot to me.
640
00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:06,523
Ok.
641
00:38:09,777 --> 00:38:11,840
- So, what are you doing tonight?
- Not a chance in Tartarus.
642
00:38:11,865 --> 00:38:14,998
Right, because I have lots to do,
as it gets later.
643
00:38:15,023 --> 00:38:15,968
Oh, good.
644
00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:25,501
Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena!
645
00:38:25,526 --> 00:38:28,331
Xena, come quick!
The crowd's going wild!
646
00:38:28,332 --> 00:38:29,542
They want an encore!
647
00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:32,324
I'd love to, but I'm fresh out
of asses to kick!
648
00:38:32,618 --> 00:38:36,032
But you just won Terpsichore's lyre!
649
00:38:37,665 --> 00:38:39,728
But if you don't want it,
I'll put it in my living room...
650
00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:41,969
Maybe next to the bed,
or something.
651
00:38:41,994 --> 00:38:45,345
Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena!
652
00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:59,038
Now, Terpsichore wanted
this lyre to spread music...
653
00:38:59,063 --> 00:39:01,969
so I don't think that it's fair
that only one person should own it.
654
00:39:02,336 --> 00:39:03,945
And that's why I'm leaving it here...
655
00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:05,965
in the musical capital of Greece.
656
00:39:06,267 --> 00:39:07,571
Because Melodia...
657
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,205
You rock!
658
00:39:13,297 --> 00:39:16,324
♪ All the world over, so easy to see... ♪
659
00:39:16,738 --> 00:39:19,805
♪ people everywhere
just wanna be free. ♪
660
00:39:20,230 --> 00:39:23,105
♪ Listen, please listen,
that's the way it should be. ♪
661
00:39:23,568 --> 00:39:26,216
♪ Peace in the valley,
people got to be free! ♪
662
00:39:28,893 --> 00:39:29,862
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
663
00:39:29,887 --> 00:39:30,715
Mi amigo!
664
00:39:31,885 --> 00:39:33,197
♪ - Listen to me. ♪
♪ - Oh, yeah! ♪
665
00:39:33,769 --> 00:39:35,093
♪ You should see... ♪
666
00:39:35,668 --> 00:39:38,286
♪ what a lovely, lovely
world this would be... ♪
667
00:39:40,313 --> 00:39:43,700
♪ if everyone learned
to live together. ♪
668
00:39:47,238 --> 00:39:48,769
♪ Seems to me... ♪
669
00:39:49,207 --> 00:39:52,062
♪ such an easy, easy
thing it should be. ♪
670
00:39:53,536 --> 00:39:57,575
♪ Why can't you and me learn
to love one another? ♪
671
00:40:00,001 --> 00:40:02,751
♪ All the world over, so easy to see... ♪
672
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:06,322
♪ people everywhere
just wanna be free. ♪
673
00:40:06,736 --> 00:40:09,541
♪ I can't understand it,
so simple to me. ♪
674
00:40:09,942 --> 00:40:12,869
♪ People everywhere
just got to be free. ♪
675
00:40:15,194 --> 00:40:16,491
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
676
00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,802
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
677
00:40:20,342 --> 00:40:21,983
♪ If there's a man... ♪
678
00:40:22,265 --> 00:40:25,414
♪ who is down and needs
a helping hand... ♪
679
00:40:25,816 --> 00:40:30,188
♪ all it takes is you to understand
and to pull him through. ♪
680
00:40:33,704 --> 00:40:35,337
♪ It seems to me... ♪
681
00:40:35,787 --> 00:40:38,540
♪ we gotta solve it individually... ♪
682
00:40:40,406 --> 00:40:43,718
♪ I'll do unto you
what you do to me. ♪
683
00:40:43,828 --> 00:40:46,248
You're a very good singer,
but you can't be in my show.
684
00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:49,093
♪ Shout it from the mountains
on out to sea. ♪
685
00:40:49,117 --> 00:40:49,951
♪ Out to sea ♪
686
00:40:49,976 --> 00:40:52,820
♪ No two ways about it,
people have to be free. ♪
687
00:40:53,359 --> 00:40:56,148
♪ Ask me my opinion,
my opinion will be... ♪
688
00:40:56,707 --> 00:40:59,637
♪ natural situation for
a man to be free. ♪
689
00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:03,022
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
690
00:41:04,283 --> 00:41:06,439
♪ - Get right on board. ♪
♪ - Oh, yeah! ♪
691
00:41:12,895 --> 00:41:15,403
♪ Oh, what a feeling's
just come over me. ♪
692
00:41:15,427 --> 00:41:16,199
♪ Come over me. ♪
693
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,067
♪ Love can move a mountain,
make a blind man see. ♪
694
00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:22,800
♪ Everybody, sing it now, come on. ♪
695
00:41:23,035 --> 00:41:26,239
♪ Peace in the valley,
now they want to be free! ♪
696
00:41:37,418 --> 00:41:40,238
♪ Shout it from the mountains
on out to the sea. ♪
697
00:41:40,824 --> 00:41:43,737
♪ No two ways about it,
people have to be free. ♪
698
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,061
♪ Ask me my opinion,
my opinion will be... ♪
699
00:41:47,436 --> 00:41:50,459
♪ natural situation for
a man to be free. ♪
700
00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:53,892
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
701
00:41:55,064 --> 00:41:57,241
♪ - Get right on board. ♪
♪ - Oh, yeah! ♪
702
00:42:03,742 --> 00:42:06,359
♪ Oh, what a feeling's
just come over me. ♪
703
00:42:06,966 --> 00:42:10,013
♪ Love can move a mountain,
make a blind man see. ♪
704
00:42:10,435 --> 00:42:13,600
♪ Everybody, sing it now, come on. ♪
705
00:42:13,882 --> 00:42:17,007
♪ Deep in the valley,
now we ought to be free! ♪
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