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Well, hello there.
Where'd you come from?
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- You hungry?
- I don't think so.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Kravitz.
Looking for your cat?
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No, my bird.
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Oh, my stars. Well, you don't mean...?
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Well, I put Tweety out for her sunbath.
Then I heard this meowing...
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...and when I went out,
the cage was empty.
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- There she is.
- Where?
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- There. Don't you see?
- No, I don't see. Where?
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There you are, Tweety!
Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.
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Oh, Tweety, don't you ever worry
your mommy like that again.
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You saw Tweety way up there
on the roof.
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- You must have wonderful eyes.
- Thank you.
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- I'm glad Tweety's back.
- Oh, so am I.
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Oh, Tweety.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Wally. How are you?
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In trouble, as usual, Samantha.
Has Darrin left yet?
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No, no, he hasn't. Just a second,
I'll call him. Darrin...
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It's for you. Wally Ames,
he sounds upset.
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I'll bet he does. Hello, Wally.
What's that?
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Rick Avery called.
He's tired of waiting for Pickering...
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...to approve a girl for the
Jewel of the East campaign.
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He said to tell you
that he's on his way to Paris.
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So he's on his way to Paris.
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When we find the right girl,
you'll photograph her.
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Of course you can do it, Wally.
You're every bit as good as Avery.
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The only trick is to find a girl
that Pickering will approve.
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- He said to tell you...
- Don't panic, Wally.
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I'll be down as soon as I can.
Goodbye.
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Here, darling, drink this.
I'll fix the eggs.
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Never mind, honey.
I won't have time.
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There isn't a girl in this city Pickering
will approve as the Jewel of the East.
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- What's he looking for?
- Someone exotic and Eastern...
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...for the annual institutional layout.
We haven't found the right face.
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Well, don't worry. You'll find her,
I know you will.
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It better be soon. We're down to the
deadline. I only need her for one day.
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- I wish I could help you.
- So do I.
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But never mind. I'll see you tonight.
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He's very upset, you know.
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Say, you're exotic-Iooking.
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And you come from the East.
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You may just be the right face.
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Cat, how'd you like
to be a cover girl?
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The Jewel of the East.
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The point is, Wally, you've been
doing Avery's work for years.
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He got the reputation.
You've got the talent.
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- I wish I could believe that.
- I do too...
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...because it's the truth.
All you need is a chance.
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Are you willing to give Wally a shot
at the Pickering campaign?
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What makes you think
there'll be a campaign?
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- All we need's the right model.
- How many have we shown him?
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- Twenty, 25.
- All great-Iooking girls...
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...and he hasn't okayed one, right?
- Right.
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Suppose the impossible happened
and the right girl did walk in.
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Would we have time
to make the next issue?
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Sure, if she walked in
right this minute.
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- Yes.
- There's a young lady to see you.
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- Not now.
- I think you'd better see this one.
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Okay. Send her in.
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- Cheer up, Larry. This may be the one.
- Dreamer.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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My name is Ling-Ling.
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A friend suggested
I might serve your needs...
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...as the girl for
the Jewel of the East campaign.
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I haven't much experience,
but I'm very adaptable and agile.
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Would you be interested in me?
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What's the trouble?
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Cat got your tongue?
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I don't know about the others,
but I think you'd be perfect.
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- She is perfect.
- Sensational.
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- Gentlemen, I think we're in business.
- I think you're right.
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Wally, I want you to take a shot
of Miss Ling-Ling. A headshot.
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Larry, why don't you see Pickering,
get him all steamed up.
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- I'll wait for the picture and meet you.
- Good thinking, Darrin.
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If he doesn't go for this,
he doesn't deserve a campaign.
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In fact, don't wait
for Pickering's okay.
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Shoot the campaign
like we planned it.
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- I've got the assignment?
- Has he, Larry?
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- What's he waiting for?
- What are you waiting for?
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Yes, what are we waiting for?
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Miss Ling-Ling, would you sit up here
in this seat, please...
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...and just relax, be comfortable.
That's it.
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You can drop the coat
anywhere you want.
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That's a beautiful necklace.
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These lights might get
a little warm after a while.
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I'm sorry to have
to rush you this way.
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Oh, that's all right.
I'm used to moving swiftly.
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When I have to.
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You're tilting your head too much.
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Would you straighten it up
and look right into the lens, please?
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Oh, now you're... Now you're
looking too much the other way.
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Just watch the birdie.
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- Birdie?
- That's it. Hold it.
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Hold it. That's fine.
You can relax now.
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- Well, that's it. You were wonderful.
- Thank you.
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- Would you like cream in your coffee?
- No coffee. Just cream, please.
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You know, I have a hunch
you're gonna be lucky for me.
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- Lucky?
- Lf they sell the Pickering people...
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...we've got
a great campaign started.
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Started? You must have taken
200 pictures of me this afternoon.
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Almost.
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And I must say, you were wonderful.
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- I've never seen such patience.
- It's one of my virtues.
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- Congratulations, Miss Ling-Ling.
- You are officially the Jewel of the East.
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- May I change now?
- Of course.
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Wally, it worked. Pickering was crazy
about that picture you took.
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Wait till he sees
what we got this afternoon.
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He'll go out of his mind. She's great.
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- I agree wholeheartedly.
- So do I.
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This calls for a celebration.
At my house.
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Why don't you call Louise
and have her meet us at 7.
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- It's a date.
- We'll drink...
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...to the success of the most promising
photographer in town.
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Well, thanks to you, Darrin. And that
fabulous girl. She's so self-reliant.
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So... So delicate and graceful.
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Well, what do you know? I think Wally
found himself a model...
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...and a new career
in the same afternoon.
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- See you at the house.
- You better phone Samantha.
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Let her know you're bringing a crowd.
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It is awfully short notice.
Maybe I better bow out.
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- You'll do nothing of the kind.
- She can handle it?
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Gentlemen, my wife
can handle anything.
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But I'd better call her, just in case.
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I told Abner about your finding Tweety
this morning. You remember?
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- Oh, yes, of course.
- By the way, have you seen that cat?
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I sent her out on an errand.
She should be back any minute.
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It wasn't important. I'll bet Mr. Kravitz
is glad to get Tweety back too.
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No, he wasn't. He hates birds.
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Say, are you going out
to dinner tonight?
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No, I was just going through
the cookbook...
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...to see if I could find
something different.
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I just wondered. Your kitchen
is so uncluttered, and it's after 6.
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It doesn't take long.
It's just the two of us.
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Well, I'd better get back
to my own kitchen. Bye.
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Hello? Oh, hi, darling.
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I've got a lot to tell you, all good.
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I'm bringing Wally, Larry
and Louise home.
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Is that the good news?
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No, it's the Pickering account.
I'll tell you when I get there.
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How soon will that be?
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I'm leaving right now.
Bye, sweetheart.
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Oh, well, goodbye, sweetheart.
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Cocktails and dinner
for all those people.
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Oh, dear.
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Darrin, please forgive me, but I'm sure
that you'd consider this an emergency.
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First, the hors d'oeuvres.
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Splendid.
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Now that cream soup
that Darrin's so crazy about.
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Now, let's see...
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A leg of lamb might be nice.
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And maybe a green salad...
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...with some rolls
and an unpretentious little wine.
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Delicious.
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Now, I wonder what would
be good for dessert.
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I just stopped back to explain
that remark I made about Abner.
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He doesn't hate all birds. Just mine.
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You know what I think?
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You know, I think he's jealous
of the time I spend with her.
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- Sardines. Delicious.
- Have another.
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Look at all this food.
Where did it come from?
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- The market.
- Yeah, but...
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I mean, a minute ago,
there was nothing here.
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I'm a fast worker.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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I knew there was nothing here.
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I wish I was a fast worker.
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Now, dessert.
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Honey, I'm home.
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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi, sweetheart.
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- Where are the others?
- Right behind me.
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- Is everything all right with the food?
- Just fine.
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- Hi, Samantha.
- Samantha.
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I bet you're delighted to have us
turn up at the last minute like this.
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I'm delighted to see
both of you anytime.
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Darrin, she's a gem,
an absolute gem.
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If I pulled this on Louise,
she'd kick me out.
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And Samantha would probably
be foolish enough to let you in.
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- Where's Wally?
- Here I am.
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- I brought a friend. I hope it's all right.
- Of course it is.
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Come on in. It's all right.
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She was a little timid
about imposing, Samantha...
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...but I told her you wouldn't mind.
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Relax, Ling-Ling,
you're among friends.
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She does look a little nervous,
doesn't she?
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Nervous as a cat.
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Actually, we discovered
we have a lot in common.
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Ling-Ling doesn't care
much for drinking.
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She likes to hunt and fish.
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And at night, she...
Oh, thank you.
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She's perfectly content
to just curl up around a fire.
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Not only that,
but she's really a sweet gal.
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- Curious about everything...
- You forgot Ling-Ling.
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Oh, I don't want to spoil her dinner.
We'll be going in in a minute.
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Well, at least offer her some.
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You'd better hurry.
She's starving to death.
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- Here you are, Louise.
- Thank you.
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Ling-Ling, did Wally tell you
he was a tennis champ at college?
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I don't think he mentioned it.
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He used it to work his way
through school. Quite a racket...
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...if you'll excuse the pun.
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How about you telling us
your side of the story?
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What do you feel
about this lovesick shutterbug?
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- I beg your pardon?
- Wally. What do you think of him?
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Oh, I like him. He gave me a pretty
collar to wear and took my picture.
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A pretty collar? The Jewel of the East,
and she calls it a pretty collar.
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I wish Pickering could hear that.
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There are spoons for those of you
who wish to use them.
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However, if you prefer to drink
your soup in the native manner...
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00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:53,159
...like Ling-Ling, you'll find it
a delicious way to savour the brew.
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You sound like a guide.
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Lap up your soup, darling,
before it gets cold.
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Those two are getting serious.
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Did you see how he looked at her
through dinner?
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- She's something to look at, isn't she?
- Yes, she certainly is.
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I think maybe Ling-Ling and I
ought to have a little girl talk.
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Ling-Ling?
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You're angry
because I didn't come back.
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Oh, you came back, all right.
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00:14:32,049 --> 00:14:34,643
Now, I know it's just as much
my fault as it is yours.
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But I wanted to help my husband.
I had no idea it would go this far.
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- Well, it has, and I like it.
- But it's impossible.
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- Oh, is it?
- Of course.
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Wally's just finding himself...
224
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...and you cannot let him
fall in love with you.
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You cannot lead him on, promising
things you can never give him.
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- Why not?
- Because sooner or later...
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...you're going to have to go back
to what you really are.
228
00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,884
You're gonna wake up
in a little tiny fur coat...
229
00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:04,683
...you won't be able to take off.
Then where will you be?
230
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:07,998
Oh, I know how you feel
about Wally now.
231
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:10,769
Basically, you're very independent.
You'll get over it.
232
00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:13,199
I don't feel one way
or the other about Wally.
233
00:15:13,649 --> 00:15:15,765
But I do like things the way they are.
234
00:15:15,929 --> 00:15:18,648
I like to be pampered
and made a fuss over.
235
00:15:18,849 --> 00:15:20,919
As long as he does that,
I'll stay with him.
236
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,280
- Now, Ling-Ling, you listen to reason.
- I'm not interested.
237
00:15:24,489 --> 00:15:27,561
You wouldn't be if you spent
your life scrounging around alleys...
238
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:30,124
...searching for scraps.
239
00:15:30,449 --> 00:15:32,326
But all that's over with now.
240
00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:37,159
From now on, it'll be martinis
and sardines all the way.
241
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,088
Ling-Ling, I'm shocked.
242
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:44,646
Don't be, pet. Where I come from,
it's one big rat race.
243
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:47,440
Hi there.
244
00:15:47,609 --> 00:15:49,998
- Am I interrupting anything?
- Oh, no, darling.
245
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,564
We're just having a little kit-cat...
Chitchat.
246
00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:56,159
And we're all finished now.
So if you'll excuse me...
247
00:15:57,409 --> 00:15:59,639
She is all girl, isn't she?
248
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,605
- Not exactly.
- There's something different about her.
249
00:16:03,809 --> 00:16:07,563
- You can say that again.
- What's the matter? Don't you like her?
250
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:10,237
It's not that, Darrin. It's...
251
00:16:10,849 --> 00:16:12,680
Oh, she's just wrong for him.
252
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,527
Wally's crazy about her.
253
00:16:15,449 --> 00:16:18,088
I might as well get this over with.
254
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:21,807
Ling-Ling is wrong for any man.
255
00:16:22,409 --> 00:16:23,762
What do you mean by that?
256
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,679
- She's a cat.
- Why?
257
00:16:27,169 --> 00:16:28,807
Did she say something
about Louise?
258
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,803
Not that kind of a cat.
259
00:16:32,009 --> 00:16:33,567
A "cat" cat.
260
00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:36,126
Honey, you're not making any sense.
261
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,604
- You're not listening.
- Well, say what you mean.
262
00:16:38,809 --> 00:16:42,404
I said it. Ling-Ling is a cat.
263
00:16:45,489 --> 00:16:46,763
A cat?
264
00:16:48,489 --> 00:16:50,719
A "cat" cat?
265
00:16:53,569 --> 00:16:55,446
Oh, no.
266
00:16:56,169 --> 00:17:02,324
No. No, honey. You didn't take a cat
and turn it into a...
267
00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:04,326
A Siamese cat.
268
00:17:06,289 --> 00:17:08,883
You wanted something exotic
and Eastern for the campaign.
269
00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,681
I thought I was doing you a favour.
270
00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:14,598
A favour? You took a cat
and turned it into a girl?
271
00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:17,004
I can't believe that.
Why can't I believe that?
272
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:19,439
I'm married to a witch.
A witch can do anything.
273
00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:21,406
She took a cat, turned into a girl...
274
00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:24,681
...and my friend fell in love with her.
What's so hard to believe?
275
00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:27,278
- Darrin, please.
- Can you change her back?
276
00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:30,762
- Not in front of all those people.
- What are we gonna do?
277
00:17:31,409 --> 00:17:33,445
You're Wally's friend, you tell him.
278
00:17:33,849 --> 00:17:36,409
You're right. I'll have to tell him.
279
00:17:36,609 --> 00:17:39,169
I'll go right out there and tell him.
280
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:44,441
Tell him what?
281
00:17:44,609 --> 00:17:46,759
Just try and discourage
his feeling for her.
282
00:17:46,929 --> 00:17:48,521
I'll take care of the rest later.
283
00:18:01,129 --> 00:18:04,121
Have a heart. Ling-Ling and I
were making plans for tomorrow.
284
00:18:04,329 --> 00:18:06,718
Wally, this can't wait. It's about her.
285
00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:10,046
- What about her?
- Well, she...
286
00:18:11,129 --> 00:18:13,165
- She's no good.
- What?
287
00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:15,081
You heard me.
288
00:18:15,369 --> 00:18:18,918
- Why would you say a thing like that?
- Because she's...
289
00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:21,279
She's just not right for you.
290
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:25,008
Let me be the judge of that.
Besides, you hardly know her.
291
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:27,928
Believe me, I know more about her
than I can say right now.
292
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:30,563
I don't care about her past.
She's told me about that.
293
00:18:30,769 --> 00:18:33,329
She's been around, but she's
always landed on her feet.
294
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,724
There's more to it.
You don't understand.
295
00:18:35,929 --> 00:18:39,604
Darrin, I've always considered you
a friend, but you're way out of line.
296
00:18:39,809 --> 00:18:42,721
I am your friend. If you only knew
how much of a friend...
297
00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:45,204
...I'm trying to be, that...
298
00:18:45,569 --> 00:18:46,968
Wally?
299
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:50,957
Oh, Ling-Ling, we were
just talking about you.
300
00:18:52,449 --> 00:18:54,838
You will excuse us.
301
00:18:56,209 --> 00:19:00,805
- Ling-Ling? You forgot your drink.
- Oh, thank you.
302
00:19:02,169 --> 00:19:04,285
- What happened?
- What could happen?
303
00:19:04,489 --> 00:19:07,208
He doesn't know she's a cat,
but now he thinks I'm a rat.
304
00:19:07,409 --> 00:19:09,764
Don't you worry.
Everything's gonna be just fine.
305
00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:12,961
- I'll bet.
- I put something in her drink.
306
00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:15,637
- Catnip, I suppose.
- Yes.
307
00:19:15,849 --> 00:19:17,805
- Sam, you didn't.
- I did.
308
00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:23,527
It'll relax her.
She just may tip her paw.
309
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:28,677
You look lovely in the moonlight.
310
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,445
Ling-Ling, I'm crazy about you.
Everybody else is trying to interfere.
311
00:19:37,649 --> 00:19:40,482
I won't listen. You're the most
wonderful girl in the world.
312
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:46,169
You're so beautiful
and so graceful. So sweet.
313
00:19:48,409 --> 00:19:52,084
- Are you all right, Ling-Ling?
- Perfect.
314
00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:55,042
Listen, there's something
very important I want to tell you.
315
00:19:55,249 --> 00:20:00,164
Don't drink any more.
I want you to hear what I have to say.
316
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,521
- Give it back.
- What's the matter, Ling-Ling?
317
00:20:03,729 --> 00:20:05,924
- I want it back.
- Ling-Ling.
318
00:20:06,129 --> 00:20:07,528
I want it back.
319
00:20:07,729 --> 00:20:10,038
Sounds like the lovebirds
are having a little spat.
320
00:20:10,249 --> 00:20:12,968
Oh, I hope not.
They were getting along so well.
321
00:20:19,249 --> 00:20:22,685
Does a little nip mean
more to you than I do?
322
00:20:24,209 --> 00:20:27,326
Ling-Ling, I thought
you cared for me.
323
00:20:33,169 --> 00:20:35,125
You may need this.
324
00:20:35,289 --> 00:20:37,280
Don't stray too far.
325
00:20:42,289 --> 00:20:45,247
- Louise, I think we'd better go.
- Larry, wait.
326
00:20:45,449 --> 00:20:47,644
Well, it is getting late.
327
00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:50,124
But Wally's coming in.
328
00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:53,962
- Oh, my, Wally.
- What happened?
329
00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:56,082
Ling-Ling. You were right.
330
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,087
There must be something wrong
with her. I think she's a...
331
00:20:59,289 --> 00:21:02,042
...you know, or something.
- Wally, I'm sorry.
332
00:21:02,249 --> 00:21:04,922
I don't know what came over her.
I just took her drink...
333
00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:07,279
...and all of a sudden
she arched her back...
334
00:21:07,489 --> 00:21:10,287
...and hissed at me and scratched me.
It was terrible.
335
00:21:10,489 --> 00:21:13,481
- Good heavens.
- That's too bad, but don't worry.
336
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,601
She probably had too much.
Happens in the best of families.
337
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,845
She'll probably call
and apologise tomorrow.
338
00:21:19,049 --> 00:21:20,767
I wouldn't be too sure about that.
339
00:21:20,969 --> 00:21:23,039
It's better that you found out
now than later.
340
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,604
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Of course.
341
00:21:25,809 --> 00:21:28,198
After all, you're going to be
a famous photographer.
342
00:21:28,369 --> 00:21:30,405
Think of the pretty girls
you'll be meeting.
343
00:21:30,609 --> 00:21:32,201
Yeah.
344
00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:34,801
It was just disappointing, though.
345
00:21:36,089 --> 00:21:38,478
We had a date tomorrow
to go birdwatching.
346
00:21:49,129 --> 00:21:50,562
What are you doing now?
347
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:53,158
It's for that cat that's been
hanging around, Abner.
348
00:21:53,369 --> 00:21:56,520
- I feel guilty for what happened today.
- What happened?
349
00:21:56,729 --> 00:21:58,765
I accused her of molesting Tweety.
350
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,243
She should get a medal.
351
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:04,124
I'm just gonna leave her
a saucer of milk to apologise.
352
00:22:04,889 --> 00:22:08,006
Here, puss, puss, puss.
353
00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:15,324
Here, puss, puss, puss.
354
00:22:17,529 --> 00:22:20,601
Well, it's here
when you're ready, puss.
355
00:22:27,969 --> 00:22:31,359
- It's been quite a day, hasn't it?
- Yes, but it turned out all right.
356
00:22:31,569 --> 00:22:34,686
- Even for Ling-Ling.
- Ling-Ling!
357
00:22:34,849 --> 00:22:37,283
I forgot to change her back.
358
00:22:46,529 --> 00:22:48,565
- Abner!
- Yeah?
359
00:22:48,729 --> 00:22:52,119
Abner, there's a woman
in a fur coat lapping up the milk.
360
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,278
Is there?
361
00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:54,808
Ling-Ling?
362
00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:58,160
Abner, will you please come look?
363
00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:03,398
Abner, hurry!
364
00:23:07,529 --> 00:23:08,928
Ling...
365
00:23:14,649 --> 00:23:16,241
Good.
366
00:23:24,729 --> 00:23:28,688
Here, Gladys. I thought
I'd be prepared this time.
367
00:24:26,889 --> 00:24:28,880
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