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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,473 --> 00:00:10,282 - Goodnight. 2 00:00:10,306 --> 00:00:11,116 - Night. 3 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:12,216 Don't stay up too late. 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,279 - I won't. 5 00:00:13,303 --> 00:00:14,163 I've got, 6 00:00:14,187 --> 00:00:15,458 I gotta edit tomorrows vlog, 7 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,518 so it shouldn't be more than a couple hours. 8 00:00:17,542 --> 00:00:18,352 - All right. 9 00:00:18,376 --> 00:00:21,542 Can you open the window before you go? 10 00:00:22,496 --> 00:00:23,306 Thank you. 11 00:00:23,330 --> 00:00:24,394 - Yep. 12 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,455 Sleep well. 13 00:00:29,479 --> 00:00:30,979 - I will, you too. 14 00:00:56,576 --> 00:00:58,662 Vince, don't pull my leg. 15 00:00:58,686 --> 00:01:00,696 I'm trying to sleep. 16 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:05,220 Please don't pull my feet. 17 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:47,897 Vince? 18 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,585 Vince? 19 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,338 Vince? 20 00:02:57,940 --> 00:02:58,750 - What? 21 00:02:58,774 --> 00:02:59,769 What? 22 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,587 What, what, what, what, what? 23 00:03:01,611 --> 00:03:02,551 - Do you see it? 24 00:03:02,575 --> 00:03:05,307 - See, see what? 25 00:03:05,331 --> 00:03:08,433 - There's someone behind the door. 26 00:03:08,457 --> 00:03:09,707 - What? 27 00:03:11,534 --> 00:03:14,276 - Its shadow is right there. 28 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,830 - I don't see anyone. 29 00:03:16,854 --> 00:03:19,253 - She's looking right at us. 30 00:03:19,277 --> 00:03:20,559 - What? 31 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:23,666 - No, Vince, no, no, no, no. 32 00:03:24,606 --> 00:03:25,606 - It's nothing. 33 00:03:28,113 --> 00:03:30,280 It is cold in here though. 34 00:03:31,442 --> 00:03:34,956 - Oh, my god, she's right behind you. 35 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:35,980 No. 36 00:03:37,672 --> 00:03:38,672 No. 37 00:03:54,621 --> 00:03:56,699 - I'm Deanna, I'm Deanna, 38 00:03:56,723 --> 00:03:59,482 I'm Deanna, I'm D, I'm D, I'm Deanna Rocca. 39 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:00,775 - I'm Vince Rocca. 40 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:02,206 - Did he say Venti Mocha? 41 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:04,884 - I'm a filmmaker and a reality TV editor. 42 00:04:04,908 --> 00:04:07,297 - And I am a zoo veterinary tech. 43 00:04:07,321 --> 00:04:08,653 - And together we make 44 00:04:08,677 --> 00:04:11,506 the Travel Show "Life Doesn't Suck." 45 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,656 - I know you're thinking, 46 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,106 "I thought you made cool Rubik's Cube videos," 47 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:28,327 well, that's just one of my interests. 48 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:32,177 My real passion is to capture her bikini collection 49 00:04:32,201 --> 00:04:34,031 in cool tropical locations. 50 00:04:34,055 --> 00:04:36,919 - Sometimes we deviate from our travel videos 51 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:40,806 and we make silly videos like "Shower Shower Shower" 52 00:04:44,722 --> 00:04:47,459 - And that pretty much sums up who we are. 53 00:04:47,483 --> 00:04:48,793 - The first question we were asked is, 54 00:04:48,817 --> 00:04:50,322 "Where are we staying?" 55 00:04:50,346 --> 00:04:51,364 - Where are we staying? 56 00:04:51,388 --> 00:04:54,367 - We are staying at the beautiful Royal Kona Resort. 57 00:04:54,391 --> 00:04:56,486 - On the big island of Hawaii. 58 00:04:56,510 --> 00:04:57,320 - Big Island! 59 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:58,611 - It's our first time to the big island. 60 00:04:58,635 --> 00:04:59,710 - Yep, it's pretty cool. 61 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,526 - It's not her first time to the big island. 62 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:02,550 - Shut up. 63 00:05:03,561 --> 00:05:04,866 Another question we often get asked is, 64 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,542 "How long have we been together?" 65 00:05:06,566 --> 00:05:08,643 - 20 years married. 66 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:10,077 - 29 years together. 67 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:12,750 - We met thirty-two years ago in Junior High School. 68 00:05:12,774 --> 00:05:16,218 She was wearing a pink Town & Country shirt and a skirt. 69 00:05:16,242 --> 00:05:19,656 It was like a ray of light had shined upon the school, 70 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,159 just a glow about her. 71 00:05:21,183 --> 00:05:25,043 It was like the first day of summer at the beach. 72 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:26,673 - The next question I get asked is, 73 00:05:26,697 --> 00:05:28,505 "Do I have any dream vacations?" 74 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,621 And I wanna go to Florida in January 75 00:05:30,645 --> 00:05:32,828 to swim with the Manatees. 76 00:05:32,852 --> 00:05:33,662 - Are you nuts? 77 00:05:33,686 --> 00:05:35,093 That water is freezing. 78 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,717 Like, are you going to wear a bikini? 79 00:05:36,741 --> 00:05:37,756 And those things are giants. 80 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:38,765 Like they'll totally kill us. 81 00:05:38,789 --> 00:05:40,942 It's bad enough you have us here swimming with stingrays. 82 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:41,901 - Manta rays. 83 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,250 - Like stingrays are what killed the Croc Hunter! 84 00:05:44,274 --> 00:05:46,043 - Manta rays. - This is nuts. 85 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:49,375 Why can't we just stay home and buy a classic car? 86 00:05:49,399 --> 00:05:50,838 - You have enough time in your golden years 87 00:05:50,862 --> 00:05:52,779 to go buy a stupid car. 88 00:05:53,662 --> 00:05:55,137 - Here's a question I get asked all the time, 89 00:05:55,161 --> 00:05:57,462 "What's the hardest part about vlogging?" 90 00:05:57,486 --> 00:05:59,442 It's trying to make an entertaining vlog. 91 00:05:59,466 --> 00:06:02,429 To come up with a story that entertains you for the day. 92 00:06:02,453 --> 00:06:05,551 Every morning I wake up and I sit there and I go, 93 00:06:05,575 --> 00:06:07,489 "Well, what am I gonna do today that's going 94 00:06:07,513 --> 00:06:08,631 to be interesting to watch?" 95 00:06:08,655 --> 00:06:10,841 You have to produce your day. 96 00:06:10,865 --> 00:06:12,153 And that's difficult. 97 00:06:12,177 --> 00:06:15,494 Like today, I'm producing the day to go swim with Stingrays. 98 00:06:15,518 --> 00:06:16,518 - Manta rays. 99 00:06:35,249 --> 00:06:36,281 - Wait, I'll record. 100 00:06:36,305 --> 00:06:37,114 Don't pull over. 101 00:06:37,138 --> 00:06:37,947 We don't have time. 102 00:06:37,971 --> 00:06:38,875 We're going to miss it. 103 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,270 Agh, he is obsessed. 104 00:06:40,294 --> 00:06:41,744 He's gotta get the perfect shot. 105 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:44,544 Right now he's hooking up a GoPro to a tree, 106 00:06:44,568 --> 00:06:46,734 so that he can get a drive by shot. 107 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:49,776 We've only got 20 minutes to get to the manta rays. 108 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,661 And we're gonna be late. 109 00:06:52,961 --> 00:06:55,014 He always does this. 110 00:07:09,937 --> 00:07:10,937 We're late. 111 00:07:12,676 --> 00:07:14,343 - Slow Down. 112 00:07:19,117 --> 00:07:20,117 Slow up. 113 00:07:25,775 --> 00:07:26,775 I'm coming. 114 00:07:29,191 --> 00:07:31,432 - We're gonna miss it. 115 00:07:31,456 --> 00:07:32,706 - Wait. 116 00:07:39,122 --> 00:07:41,181 - Hurry. 117 00:08:32,285 --> 00:08:33,947 - Okay. 118 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:34,781 That concludes our, 119 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,363 I say that concludes our trip to the big island and you do. 120 00:08:37,387 --> 00:08:38,197 Okay. 121 00:08:38,221 --> 00:08:39,921 That concludes our trip to the big island. 122 00:08:39,945 --> 00:08:40,961 Try it again. 123 00:08:40,985 --> 00:08:43,642 That concludes our trip to the big island of Hawaii. 124 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:44,521 Got it, try it again. 125 00:08:44,545 --> 00:08:47,081 And that concludes our trip to the big island. 126 00:08:47,105 --> 00:08:48,663 - Welp, vacation's over. 127 00:08:48,687 --> 00:08:50,452 - So it's time for home improvement. 128 00:08:50,476 --> 00:08:51,968 We're gonna take out this window- 129 00:08:51,992 --> 00:08:55,046 - And install a French door. 130 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:57,507 - You might notice that this window looks weird. 131 00:08:57,531 --> 00:08:59,365 The whole front of this house is brick, 132 00:08:59,389 --> 00:09:02,040 but under this window is this weird wood accent. 133 00:09:02,064 --> 00:09:04,275 I'm assuming this is because when the house was built, 134 00:09:04,299 --> 00:09:06,011 a French door was an option here. 135 00:09:06,035 --> 00:09:08,145 So today, we're ripping it out. 136 00:09:09,392 --> 00:09:10,202 Jesus Christ! 137 00:09:10,226 --> 00:09:11,551 - Let's get this demo started! 138 00:09:17,194 --> 00:09:18,004 Oaf! 139 00:09:18,028 --> 00:09:20,194 - Harder than that. - Oaf! 140 00:09:24,393 --> 00:09:25,393 Owe. 141 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:26,930 - Got a nail? 142 00:09:26,954 --> 00:09:27,763 - Yeah. 143 00:09:27,787 --> 00:09:28,787 Whew. 144 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:36,660 - Oh wow. 145 00:09:36,684 --> 00:09:38,220 There's something in here. 146 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,584 - Yeah, there's a bunch of electricity in there. 147 00:09:39,608 --> 00:09:41,904 - No, there's a box or something. 148 00:09:41,928 --> 00:09:44,096 - What do you mean there's a box? 149 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,961 - Look, there's a box. 150 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:47,818 - What the hell is it? 151 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,856 There's a cross on it. 152 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:55,980 - Open it. 153 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,864 Oh, it's a puzzle box. 154 00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:04,907 I think you're suppose to give it a whack. 155 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:08,060 - What do you mean give it a whack? 156 00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:10,378 - Let me show you. 157 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,985 Line it up just so. 158 00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:14,461 There you go. 159 00:10:14,485 --> 00:10:15,295 Ha, Haaaa. 160 00:10:15,319 --> 00:10:17,651 - Oh, there's a cross in it. 161 00:10:17,675 --> 00:10:19,373 You think it's white gold? 162 00:10:19,397 --> 00:10:20,207 - No. 163 00:10:20,231 --> 00:10:21,493 - Maybe silver? - Hope not. 164 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:24,350 Oh, but look it's a Portate Cross. 165 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:27,004 - What the hell is a Portate Cross? 166 00:10:27,028 --> 00:10:28,861 - See how it's angled? 167 00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:33,632 Portate Cross is a cross that when the accused, 168 00:10:34,528 --> 00:10:36,243 the crucifixee- 169 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,138 - Crucifixer. 170 00:10:37,162 --> 00:10:37,972 Crucifixee. 171 00:10:37,996 --> 00:10:40,501 - They were made to drag the cross 172 00:10:40,525 --> 00:10:43,265 over their shoulder to the crucifixion site. 173 00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:46,692 And so the cross, see the angle. 174 00:10:46,716 --> 00:10:50,353 Picture that over the shoulder being drug 175 00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:54,186 up to the crucifixion site before they are crucified. 176 00:10:54,210 --> 00:10:55,020 - I don't know. - It's a Portate Cross. 177 00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:56,175 - I don't know why she knows that. 178 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,002 I don't know how she knows how to open this box. 179 00:10:58,026 --> 00:11:00,328 I'm hoping that maybe this is like white gold 180 00:11:00,352 --> 00:11:01,881 and can pay for... 181 00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:03,634 How do you know it's not white, you know everything? 182 00:11:03,658 --> 00:11:05,547 - Okay, okay. 183 00:11:05,571 --> 00:11:06,747 All right, maybe it is. 184 00:11:06,771 --> 00:11:07,580 - There you go, 185 00:11:07,604 --> 00:11:08,463 it could be white gold and pay 186 00:11:08,487 --> 00:11:10,961 for our entire renovation here. 187 00:11:10,985 --> 00:11:11,818 - Sure. 188 00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:15,238 - All right, which we have to finish. 189 00:11:31,788 --> 00:11:33,006 - Insurance, 190 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:35,666 and they relocated putting my commute 191 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:37,467 at like two hours each way. 192 00:11:37,491 --> 00:11:40,986 And I wasn't thrilled working in that industry anyway 193 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,735 so I decided to go back to school 194 00:11:42,759 --> 00:11:46,291 and pursue my RVT and I knew I wanted to work with animals 195 00:11:46,315 --> 00:11:51,232 and I wanted to work in zoo wildlife medicine conservation. 196 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:53,873 And now, for RVT's, 197 00:11:57,013 --> 00:12:00,378 they offer all different kinds of specialties. 198 00:12:00,402 --> 00:12:04,319 And so I went ahead and I pursued my specialty 199 00:12:06,071 --> 00:12:07,488 in zoo medicine. 200 00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:09,666 But you know, lemme ask you a question. 201 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:10,499 Does it hurt- 202 00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:11,523 - Boo! 203 00:12:15,129 --> 00:12:17,781 Deanna sometimes talks to herself. 204 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:18,614 She's done it- 205 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,451 - Don't vlog that. 206 00:12:19,475 --> 00:12:20,992 - She's done it since she was a kid. 207 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,005 Crazy. 208 00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:23,922 I have an event to attend tonight but I've whipped 209 00:12:23,946 --> 00:12:27,596 up some yummy BBQ Chicken salads for dinner. 210 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,166 So, how was your day? 211 00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:30,871 - It was good. 212 00:12:30,895 --> 00:12:32,173 A lot of procedures. 213 00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:34,890 There was an emergency that came up. 214 00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:39,914 It was a little chaotic. - What's the deal with that? 215 00:12:39,943 --> 00:12:41,943 - I think it looks nice. 216 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:44,161 - Have you ever noticed 217 00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:47,935 that the devil only attacks God-fearing folk? 218 00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:53,283 Look, I don't believe in God, I don't believe in the devil, 219 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:54,179 I don't believe in ghosts, 220 00:12:54,203 --> 00:12:56,841 goblins, spirits, none of that stuff. 221 00:12:56,865 --> 00:12:59,267 I have nothing to fear, I sleep soundly at night. 222 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,606 - Did you ever think that if you believed, 223 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:06,630 that it might actually open your mind to new possibilities? 224 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:11,610 I think we're always surrounded by good, by evil. 225 00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:15,068 There might always be spirits and ghosts around, 226 00:13:15,092 --> 00:13:16,568 but when you don't believe, 227 00:13:16,592 --> 00:13:18,589 you've just shut your mind off to all of that. 228 00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:22,068 - So what you're saying is, if you believe, it can hurt you? 229 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,162 - Or it can help you. 230 00:13:23,186 --> 00:13:23,996 - But if you don't believe, 231 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,199 it can't hurt you or help you, 232 00:13:25,223 --> 00:13:29,056 so you're safe and you've got nothing to fear? 233 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,069 - Sure. 234 00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:32,093 Whatever. 235 00:13:37,093 --> 00:13:37,902 - Love you. 236 00:13:37,926 --> 00:13:38,735 - Love you. 237 00:13:38,759 --> 00:13:39,569 - I'm gonna be home super late, 238 00:13:39,593 --> 00:13:41,402 but you will vlog something? 239 00:13:41,426 --> 00:13:42,236 - Promise. 240 00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:43,471 - You'll vlog something super interesting? 241 00:13:43,495 --> 00:13:44,383 - So spectacular. 242 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,893 - Okay, people want to hear from you. 243 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,844 - I promise it'll be great. 244 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,942 I love you. 245 00:13:48,966 --> 00:13:49,794 - I love you. 246 00:13:49,818 --> 00:13:51,134 Okay, so I'm at a meeting 247 00:13:51,158 --> 00:13:52,711 of a bunch of filmmakers and editors. 248 00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:55,712 I've been here an hour and I haven't vlogged anything yet. 249 00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:57,997 Hopefully Deanna is vlogging some stuff at home, 250 00:13:58,021 --> 00:14:00,405 but maybe she fell asleep on the couch. 251 00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:04,179 Anyway, in case she did, check out this view. 252 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,815 - Are you crazy? 253 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:18,974 Are you starving? 254 00:14:18,998 --> 00:14:20,599 Did I forget to feed you? 255 00:14:20,623 --> 00:14:22,819 Do you wanna go get something to eat? 256 00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:24,401 Shall we go get... 257 00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:27,674 Are you queen of the mountain? 258 00:14:27,698 --> 00:14:28,561 Okay, lets go. 259 00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:30,521 Come on, you gotta get off of me. 260 00:14:30,545 --> 00:14:31,426 Come on. 261 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,782 Come on, we gotta get going. 262 00:15:13,757 --> 00:15:14,840 What is that? 263 00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:34,767 - Okay, so I wasn't going to vlog this, but... 264 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:36,928 Just ignore the camera. 265 00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,463 So what is your problem with Quentin Tarantino? 266 00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:41,596 - He steals from other movies. 267 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,713 Now it's not homage. 268 00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:43,920 It's out right theft. 269 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:47,189 - No I think that he is a real big fan of film 270 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,858 and he just wants to share his love 271 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:49,774 for historical film with his. 272 00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:51,291 - It's theft. 273 00:15:51,315 --> 00:15:53,209 - No, it's more like he borrows. 274 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:56,741 He rents the ideas? - It's outright theft! 275 00:15:56,765 --> 00:16:00,391 - Oh, my god, can I be in your vlog? 276 00:16:00,415 --> 00:16:02,665 - I think you actually are. 277 00:16:04,371 --> 00:16:05,868 - I love your vlog. 278 00:16:05,892 --> 00:16:07,722 I watch it all the time. 279 00:16:07,746 --> 00:16:09,219 - That is awesome. 280 00:16:09,243 --> 00:16:10,628 - You got a fan? 281 00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:16,859 - Come on, this is a pretty cool shot, right? 282 00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:21,858 Okay, so I'm suppose to be vlogging this whole time, 283 00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:25,095 but I fell asleep on the couch. 284 00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:26,921 And now I'm hungry. 285 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,945 So I'm gonna get myself some cereal. 286 00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,869 The extent of my cool shots was what you just saw. 287 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,097 Vince would be getting all the cool shots 288 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,126 of the cereal going in the bowl. 289 00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:43,477 Oh, my god. 290 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:46,584 Oh, my god. 291 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,425 That scared the crap out of me. 292 00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:52,299 How'd that happen? 293 00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:53,323 Oh, my god. 294 00:16:54,369 --> 00:16:55,784 You know, Vince always told me, 295 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,704 don't stack the glasses that way, 296 00:16:57,728 --> 00:17:00,668 and maybe I should have listened to him. 297 00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:05,067 Oh, my god, that scared the crap out of me. 298 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,266 Oh. 299 00:17:33,504 --> 00:17:34,504 Oh god. 300 00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:37,729 Oh. 301 00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:40,416 Oh, my toe, oh, my toe. 302 00:17:41,369 --> 00:17:42,866 Oh my toe. 303 00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,251 Oh my toe. 304 00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:45,689 Oh god. 305 00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:46,713 Oh my toe. 306 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,676 My toe really hurts. 307 00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:02,226 I don't really wanna vlog this, 308 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,747 but Vince will kill me if I don't. 309 00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:08,253 You know, gotta vlog something interesting. 310 00:18:08,277 --> 00:18:09,277 Owe. 311 00:18:20,442 --> 00:18:22,275 Ah, this always burns. 312 00:18:26,509 --> 00:18:27,509 Oh, owe. 313 00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:30,351 Ohhhh. 314 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,042 Now I gotta wait for it to work. 315 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,537 It's pretty numb. 316 00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:39,064 I can't feel that. 317 00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,588 Oh, this is gross. 318 00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:44,258 This is really disgusting. 319 00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:49,156 All right, here we go. 320 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,310 Owe. 321 00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:56,400 Oh, my god, it's just all lifting off. 322 00:18:56,424 --> 00:18:57,233 Oh, my god. 323 00:18:57,257 --> 00:18:58,257 Oh. 324 00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:02,552 Oh, that is disgusting. 325 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,023 - It was a great meeting. 326 00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:05,236 I made a lot of great connections. 327 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:06,512 They had pretzels. 328 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:11,036 But it is super-late and it's time for me to get home. 329 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,124 - After everything that has happened tonight, 330 00:19:15,148 --> 00:19:17,231 I am really freaking out. 331 00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:20,499 I just... 332 00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:21,333 I'm going crazy. 333 00:19:21,357 --> 00:19:24,087 I set the alarm and I'm just gonna watch some TV 334 00:19:24,111 --> 00:19:26,515 until Vince gets home. 335 00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:50,115 - What, did you pop a Vicodin or something? 336 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:51,299 - Last night- 337 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,474 - Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. 338 00:19:52,498 --> 00:19:54,081 All right, so full. 339 00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:58,464 So go ahead, tell your story. 340 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,165 - Last night, I sat down on the couch to watch some TV, 341 00:20:01,189 --> 00:20:04,417 and I look over, and I swear I saw the shadowy figure 342 00:20:04,441 --> 00:20:06,415 of a women sitting next to me. 343 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,753 But that's not her. 344 00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:09,960 Where'd she come from? 345 00:20:09,984 --> 00:20:14,786 - Okay, so full disclosure, I actually added this girl in, 346 00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:18,393 but this is what it looks like without her. 347 00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:24,602 Cracks me up. 348 00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:27,826 - I swear to god, there was a woman sitting there, 349 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:30,850 shadowy figure, and she had no legs. 350 00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:35,979 - Then she would be easy to run from. 351 00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:36,812 - Whatever. 352 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,836 Well, who is she? 353 00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:40,559 - Oh. 354 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:43,606 I met her at the mixer last night. 355 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:46,252 She's an aspiring vlogger. 356 00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:47,207 She watches our vlogs. 357 00:20:47,231 --> 00:20:52,063 And she lives nearby, so I messaged her and she came over. 358 00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:58,464 It turns out that she's kinda slow though. 359 00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:01,626 - What do you mean slow? 360 00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:05,439 - Well, when I met her, I thought she was kinda drunk, 361 00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:08,546 but it turns out she's kinda special. 362 00:21:10,444 --> 00:21:15,047 But not as special as you. 363 00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:20,480 - Wait, I haven't gotten to show you the shadow 364 00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:22,172 I put in the kitchen. 365 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:25,202 I think that turned out better than this actually. 366 00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:26,812 Don't you wanna see the shadow. 367 00:21:26,836 --> 00:21:28,018 - No. 368 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:30,781 - But it looks really good. 369 00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:33,752 My ghost turned out okay, right? 370 00:21:33,776 --> 00:21:35,468 - Sure. 371 00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:37,287 - So you don't want to see it? 372 00:21:37,311 --> 00:21:39,524 - No, I saw it in real life. 373 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,853 - You mad at me? 374 00:21:40,877 --> 00:21:42,890 - No, I'm not mad. 375 00:21:42,914 --> 00:21:45,521 - Okay, sorry. 376 00:21:52,392 --> 00:21:54,096 Today we're doing a how to video. 377 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,916 How to replace this broken ceiling fan 378 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,314 with another ceiling fan. 379 00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:00,058 And Michael is here to give me a hand. 380 00:22:07,641 --> 00:22:10,412 Agh, I need a fresh battery. 381 00:22:10,436 --> 00:22:11,246 - I gotcha. - Can you get 382 00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:12,686 me a new battery? 383 00:22:14,394 --> 00:22:16,061 - Owe, Jesus Christ! 384 00:22:19,469 --> 00:22:20,838 - Hey. - I thought I turned that off. 385 00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:23,029 - Mind fixing this for me? 386 00:22:23,866 --> 00:22:24,675 - Why? 387 00:22:24,699 --> 00:22:25,575 Just throw that thing out. 388 00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:26,409 - What for? 389 00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:29,911 - It's kinda a weird thing for an Atheist to have. 390 00:22:29,935 --> 00:22:32,681 - I'm not the Atheist, you're the atheist. 391 00:22:32,705 --> 00:22:34,430 I was always unsure. 392 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,277 And the more I think about it, the more I believe. 393 00:22:37,301 --> 00:22:38,369 - In what? 394 00:22:38,393 --> 00:22:39,810 - A higher power. 395 00:22:42,425 --> 00:22:44,328 - I got your power right here. 396 00:23:29,017 --> 00:23:30,210 - I think you're going to cut your hand. 397 00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:31,044 - No, I'm not. 398 00:23:31,068 --> 00:23:32,328 - What you have the patron saint 399 00:23:32,352 --> 00:23:33,924 of cuts protecting you? 400 00:23:33,948 --> 00:23:34,758 - Yeah. 401 00:23:34,782 --> 00:23:37,864 - Be careful. - Duh! 402 00:23:40,215 --> 00:23:41,730 - So today we are having a BBQ. 403 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,619 This is Deanna in a Bikini, her friend Amy, 404 00:23:44,643 --> 00:23:46,792 Amy's daughter Jenna is back there, 405 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,998 and those are Jenna's 18-year-old friends. 406 00:23:49,022 --> 00:23:51,334 Come on over and say hi, girls. 407 00:23:51,358 --> 00:23:53,264 Hi! 408 00:23:53,288 --> 00:23:54,568 - That's gonna be the thumbnail. 409 00:24:05,656 --> 00:24:07,233 - It can be yours. 410 00:24:07,257 --> 00:24:09,477 - I would love to have this car. 411 00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:10,311 - No. 412 00:24:10,335 --> 00:24:12,072 - But I would rather stay married. 413 00:24:12,096 --> 00:24:12,906 - Chicks dig these things, man. 414 00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:15,419 - Whoa, nice car. 415 00:24:15,443 --> 00:24:17,888 - Maybe you should upgrade to a newer model. 416 00:24:30,158 --> 00:24:30,968 - It's nice. 417 00:24:30,992 --> 00:24:33,837 - Oh, my god. 418 00:24:33,861 --> 00:24:35,861 - Car's so cool. 419 00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:43,424 Don't fall out, okay. 420 00:24:52,747 --> 00:24:54,659 - Oh, my god, I love your bandages, 421 00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:56,295 they're my favorite color. 422 00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:57,244 - Thanks. 423 00:24:57,268 --> 00:24:58,523 Who's the creeper? 424 00:24:58,547 --> 00:24:59,764 He lives next door. 425 00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:02,871 Vince thinks we should be neighborly. 426 00:25:12,706 --> 00:25:15,206 - Bye, I'll see you later mom. 427 00:25:28,825 --> 00:25:30,618 - Now, we have a treat for you. 428 00:25:30,642 --> 00:25:32,051 We're gonna have a seance. 429 00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:34,785 I've got camera's all around this room. 430 00:25:34,809 --> 00:25:39,480 I've got a camera here, I've got a second camera right here. 431 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,712 This is camera number three. 432 00:25:41,736 --> 00:25:43,834 Camera number four. 433 00:25:43,858 --> 00:25:46,645 Plus, I have my vlogging camera. 434 00:25:46,669 --> 00:25:48,069 - Enough cameras, man? 435 00:25:48,093 --> 00:25:49,733 - Actually no, I wanna cover the house 436 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,619 with surveillance cameras, but Deanna won't let me. 437 00:25:51,643 --> 00:25:52,813 - Really strange. 438 00:25:52,837 --> 00:25:55,044 - Oh, you know it is an old house. 439 00:25:55,068 --> 00:25:58,143 - Well, I know, but these aren't like old house noises. 440 00:25:58,167 --> 00:26:01,130 They're more like whispers and groans. 441 00:26:01,154 --> 00:26:03,931 They're not like creeks and cracks. 442 00:26:03,955 --> 00:26:06,026 - You should tell them about your gimpy ghost. 443 00:26:06,050 --> 00:26:07,064 - Ooh. 444 00:26:07,088 --> 00:26:08,758 A couple nights ago, 445 00:26:08,782 --> 00:26:12,688 I saw a dark shadowy figure right where you are now. 446 00:26:12,712 --> 00:26:15,032 - Ahhh, okay. 447 00:26:15,056 --> 00:26:17,792 All right, so you see dead people? 448 00:26:17,816 --> 00:26:18,731 - I saw the dead. 449 00:26:18,755 --> 00:26:20,845 - And if we'd had surveillance cameras all over this place 450 00:26:20,869 --> 00:26:21,697 we'd be able to prove it. 451 00:26:21,721 --> 00:26:22,726 - Yeah, but you just want those cameras 452 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,335 so you can vlog all over the house. 453 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,788 - Okay, I know, let's start the seance. 454 00:26:26,812 --> 00:26:27,621 - Seance? 455 00:26:27,645 --> 00:26:28,454 No. 456 00:26:28,478 --> 00:26:29,287 Not gonna happen. 457 00:26:29,311 --> 00:26:30,120 No seance. 458 00:26:30,144 --> 00:26:30,954 - Dude, why not? 459 00:26:30,978 --> 00:26:32,113 It's not like any of this is real. 460 00:26:32,137 --> 00:26:33,337 - How do you know? 461 00:26:33,361 --> 00:26:35,473 - 'Cause if ghosts exist, 462 00:26:35,497 --> 00:26:38,326 then that means God exists. 463 00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,284 And... 464 00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,853 ...there's no proof that God is real. 465 00:26:42,877 --> 00:26:43,686 - Yeah. 466 00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:44,520 - I agree. 467 00:26:44,544 --> 00:26:46,252 - What about the beauty of nature? 468 00:26:46,276 --> 00:26:48,873 - Yeah, what about the horror of nature, 469 00:26:48,897 --> 00:26:52,888 like famine, and disease, and death? 470 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:53,939 - Well, I think, 471 00:26:53,963 --> 00:26:58,920 you just have to have some faith in God's plan, you know? 472 00:26:58,944 --> 00:27:02,011 - But faith is the opposite of proof, right? 473 00:27:02,035 --> 00:27:03,811 Faith is actually the belief 474 00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:05,818 in something that can't be proven. 475 00:27:05,842 --> 00:27:10,002 So you can have faith in a God, but doesn't make him exist. 476 00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:11,146 - Well, you know what, 477 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:14,029 I have faith that there's not gonna be a seance 478 00:27:14,053 --> 00:27:14,863 while I'm sitting. 479 00:27:14,887 --> 00:27:16,903 No, nothing good comes out of a seance. 480 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:17,737 - Dude, why? 481 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,471 What is the worst that could happen? 482 00:27:21,394 --> 00:27:23,894 - Shush, what's that? 483 00:27:34,899 --> 00:27:37,066 - I like your dogs. 484 00:27:39,719 --> 00:27:42,386 - What the hell is that? 485 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,560 - I like your dogs. 486 00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:51,573 - Hello? 487 00:27:51,597 --> 00:27:52,597 - Boo! 488 00:27:53,877 --> 00:27:55,654 - Bill's still here. 489 00:27:55,678 --> 00:28:00,393 - Come on, Mr. Video, I know who your ghost is. 490 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,516 One night I wake up to all this noise. 491 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,350 - Oh? 492 00:28:03,374 --> 00:28:06,700 - I look over the wall and there's cops everywhere. 493 00:28:06,724 --> 00:28:08,582 I overhear one of the police say 494 00:28:08,606 --> 00:28:12,516 that the guy who lived here shot his wife in the knee caps 495 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:13,533 and then hung himself. 496 00:28:13,557 --> 00:28:14,367 - Whoa. 497 00:28:14,391 --> 00:28:15,734 - In the knee caps? 498 00:28:15,758 --> 00:28:18,240 - Apparently, he blew her knees off 499 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:21,001 so that her hobble would always remind her 500 00:28:21,025 --> 00:28:22,607 of what happened that day. 501 00:28:22,631 --> 00:28:23,441 - Oh. 502 00:28:23,465 --> 00:28:24,623 - That's what the cop said. 503 00:28:24,647 --> 00:28:26,345 But she bled out and died, 504 00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,940 so I guess his plan didn't work out. 505 00:28:28,964 --> 00:28:32,065 - And these were the people that used to live here? 506 00:28:32,089 --> 00:28:35,815 - Yeah, Jose and Patricia 507 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,076 or something super-Mexican like that. 508 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,645 - And that's why you got such a deal on the house. 509 00:28:40,669 --> 00:28:43,089 - How do you not know this? 510 00:28:43,113 --> 00:28:45,017 - The house was a bank repossession. 511 00:28:45,041 --> 00:28:47,701 - Or was it a po-ssession. 512 00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,232 Right, are you with me? 513 00:28:49,256 --> 00:28:50,066 - Vincent, 514 00:28:50,090 --> 00:28:53,618 did your ceiling fan repair fry our electricity? 515 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,389 - I'm at work today and It's time for me to do treatments, 516 00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:18,288 and the way I do that is 517 00:29:18,312 --> 00:29:21,199 I take the medication and I hide them in a food item. 518 00:29:21,223 --> 00:29:22,806 So lets go do that. 519 00:29:26,796 --> 00:29:27,899 Come on. 520 00:29:27,923 --> 00:29:29,154 You want one? 521 00:29:29,178 --> 00:29:30,611 Come on. 522 00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:33,160 She's not gonna come. 523 00:29:33,184 --> 00:29:34,184 Good girl. 524 00:29:44,681 --> 00:29:45,764 Hi baby bear. 525 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:08,188 Was that delicious? 526 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,948 - Chase me, chase me. 527 00:30:11,972 --> 00:30:13,358 Come on. 528 00:30:13,382 --> 00:30:15,502 - We have a special guest. 529 00:30:15,526 --> 00:30:18,716 Everybody, you remember Christina? 530 00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:20,300 She decided to stalk me. 531 00:30:22,549 --> 00:30:24,111 - I wasn't stalking you. 532 00:30:24,135 --> 00:30:27,635 - You were waiting in my driveway. 533 00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:32,198 - Come on, chase me. 534 00:30:32,222 --> 00:30:33,853 Come on. 535 00:30:33,877 --> 00:30:35,294 Come on, come on. 536 00:30:48,749 --> 00:30:50,280 - Say goodbye to everybody. 537 00:30:50,304 --> 00:30:51,513 - Bye everybody. - Bye. 538 00:30:51,537 --> 00:30:53,540 Vlogs over. See you Christina. 539 00:30:53,564 --> 00:30:54,374 - Bye. 540 00:30:54,398 --> 00:30:56,672 - Definitely an interesting. 541 00:30:56,696 --> 00:30:57,505 Yeah. 542 00:30:57,529 --> 00:30:58,338 - I had fun. 543 00:30:58,362 --> 00:30:59,171 - I'm home. 544 00:30:59,195 --> 00:31:00,005 You're gonna go home? 545 00:31:00,029 --> 00:31:02,221 - Can I play with the dogs more? 546 00:31:02,245 --> 00:31:03,294 - Maybe later. 547 00:31:03,318 --> 00:31:04,377 - Okay. 548 00:31:04,401 --> 00:31:08,883 - Okay, you're gonna go home now though, right? 549 00:31:08,907 --> 00:31:09,907 - Bye. 550 00:31:37,304 --> 00:31:39,206 - Pull up was a total failure. 551 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:42,636 But at least, it's mail time. 552 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:45,206 I've been waiting for these for a while. 553 00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:47,574 Not only because I love tech, 554 00:31:47,598 --> 00:31:50,765 but because, well, you know, stalkers. 555 00:31:52,322 --> 00:31:56,663 I wanna stress, we love that you guys watch our videos. 556 00:31:56,687 --> 00:31:59,131 You could spend your entertainment time anywhere 557 00:31:59,155 --> 00:32:00,424 and you spend it with us, 558 00:32:00,448 --> 00:32:02,723 and we really appreciate that. 559 00:32:02,747 --> 00:32:04,422 But there's gotta be boundaries. 560 00:32:04,446 --> 00:32:07,921 And waiting out in front of my house for me, 561 00:32:07,945 --> 00:32:09,238 that's a little weird. 562 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:12,762 So, hopefully, these will discourage that. 563 00:32:15,589 --> 00:32:17,540 Today, I'm gonna to unbox, review, 564 00:32:17,564 --> 00:32:19,873 and setup these security cameras. 565 00:32:47,496 --> 00:32:49,686 All right, so I've got a camera set up right here. 566 00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:51,171 I've got another one set up right here. 567 00:32:51,195 --> 00:32:53,088 This one here catches the living room. 568 00:32:53,112 --> 00:32:54,945 And with not only one, 569 00:32:56,100 --> 00:33:01,100 but two cameras in the bedroom, it should capture sexy time! 570 00:33:36,146 --> 00:33:37,146 - Hello. 571 00:33:37,825 --> 00:33:38,702 - Hey. 572 00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:39,681 - Hi. 573 00:33:39,705 --> 00:33:43,336 - Check out our new security cameras. 574 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,212 - How much were those? 575 00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:47,595 - Can you really put a price on peace of mind? 576 00:33:47,619 --> 00:33:50,623 - Yeah, it's called an alarm. 577 00:33:50,647 --> 00:33:53,066 - Maybe this will make you feel better? 578 00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:54,730 - Awe, you fixed it! 579 00:33:54,754 --> 00:33:56,094 Oh, wee. 580 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:57,292 Thank you. 581 00:35:05,679 --> 00:35:09,332 - I bet you're glad we have video cameras now? 582 00:35:09,356 --> 00:35:10,165 - Funny. 583 00:35:10,189 --> 00:35:10,998 Ha ha. 584 00:35:11,022 --> 00:35:12,022 Yeah. 585 00:35:13,262 --> 00:35:16,106 All right, you wanna step up the game? 586 00:35:16,130 --> 00:35:16,940 - No. 587 00:35:16,964 --> 00:35:19,221 No, I was getting you back. 588 00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:20,054 - Nope. 589 00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:21,078 It's on now. 590 00:35:30,474 --> 00:35:31,283 Goodnight. 591 00:35:31,307 --> 00:35:32,195 - Night. 592 00:35:32,219 --> 00:35:33,534 Don't stay up too late. 593 00:35:33,558 --> 00:35:34,460 - I won't. 594 00:35:34,484 --> 00:35:35,294 I've got, 595 00:35:35,318 --> 00:35:36,727 I gotta edit tomorrows vlog, 596 00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:38,760 so it shouldn't be more than a couple hours. 597 00:35:38,784 --> 00:35:39,594 - All right. 598 00:35:39,618 --> 00:35:43,210 Can you open the window before you go? 599 00:35:43,234 --> 00:35:44,044 Thank you. 600 00:35:44,068 --> 00:35:45,274 - Yep 601 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:50,518 Sleep well. 602 00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:52,541 - I will, you too. 603 00:36:12,631 --> 00:36:16,464 Vince, don't pull my leg, I'm trying to sleep. 604 00:36:17,895 --> 00:36:20,145 Please, don't pull my feet. 605 00:36:36,764 --> 00:36:37,764 Vince! 606 00:36:44,094 --> 00:36:44,958 - What? 607 00:36:44,982 --> 00:36:46,077 What? 608 00:36:46,101 --> 00:36:48,016 What, what, what, what, what? 609 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,950 - Do you see it? 610 00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:51,660 - See, see what? 611 00:36:51,684 --> 00:36:54,934 - There's someone behind the door. 612 00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,208 - What? 613 00:36:57,729 --> 00:37:00,601 - Its shadow is right there. 614 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,950 - I don't, I don't see anyone. 615 00:37:02,974 --> 00:37:05,612 - She's looking right at us. 616 00:37:05,636 --> 00:37:07,540 - What? 617 00:37:07,564 --> 00:37:10,840 - No, Vince, no, no, no, no. 618 00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:11,864 - It's nothing. 619 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,486 It is cold in here though. 620 00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:21,175 - Oh, my god, she's right behind you. 621 00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:22,199 No. 622 00:37:24,052 --> 00:37:25,052 No. 623 00:37:30,389 --> 00:37:31,732 - Hun, calm down. 624 00:37:31,756 --> 00:37:32,974 It was nothing. 625 00:37:32,998 --> 00:37:34,094 It's no big deal. 626 00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:35,687 It was just the wind. 627 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:36,520 - No. 628 00:37:36,544 --> 00:37:37,421 No. - Yeah, watch. 629 00:37:37,445 --> 00:37:38,254 - It was more than that. 630 00:37:38,278 --> 00:37:39,088 It was more than that. 631 00:37:39,112 --> 00:37:40,906 No, no, no. - Watch, watch, here, look. 632 00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,614 See the door is fine. 633 00:37:42,638 --> 00:37:43,638 Look. 634 00:37:44,831 --> 00:37:46,762 - But it looked at me. 635 00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:48,629 It looked at me. 636 00:37:48,653 --> 00:37:50,153 - Are you praying? 637 00:38:08,270 --> 00:38:09,437 So last night? 638 00:38:10,859 --> 00:38:13,776 - There was something in that room. 639 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:18,677 - The house is like 50 years old, 640 00:38:18,701 --> 00:38:22,618 so there's a whole bunch of squeaks and drafts. 641 00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:26,284 - Yeah, I don't know. 642 00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:28,855 I don't know what's wrong with me. 643 00:38:28,879 --> 00:38:30,938 - Lack of sexy time I'm guessing. 644 00:38:33,232 --> 00:38:35,109 - Well, some sexy time tonight? 645 00:38:35,133 --> 00:38:36,133 - Whoo, hoo! 646 00:38:42,772 --> 00:38:45,674 I am on my way to Tom's house for lunch. 647 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:48,525 So where are you taking me to lunch today? 648 00:38:48,549 --> 00:38:51,080 - So you think that if she believes in God 649 00:38:51,104 --> 00:38:53,354 that she's gonna leave you? 650 00:38:55,536 --> 00:38:56,873 - Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, 651 00:38:56,897 --> 00:38:58,177 I'm afraid that I'll lose her. 652 00:38:58,201 --> 00:38:59,201 - Why? 653 00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:03,401 - Isn't she gonna think I'm a heathen if I don't believe? 654 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,934 - All right, you gonna think she's a zealot if she does? 655 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:08,402 - Yeah, kind of. 656 00:39:08,426 --> 00:39:10,674 I mean, it's like a vegan and a meat eater, 657 00:39:10,698 --> 00:39:13,286 they're too fundamentally different, they can't be together. 658 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,892 The vegan would never prepare meals 659 00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:16,923 for the meat eater because they're disgusted by it. 660 00:39:16,947 --> 00:39:19,171 - All right, there's more to life than meals, 661 00:39:19,195 --> 00:39:21,405 and yes, there's more to life than faith, 662 00:39:21,429 --> 00:39:24,916 but just keep on making the meals 663 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:27,826 and have faith she doesn't realize you're a knucklehead. 664 00:39:36,094 --> 00:39:38,367 - So check out the lovely meal I've prepared. 665 00:39:38,391 --> 00:39:40,054 - It's delicious. 666 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,010 - Cheers. 667 00:39:41,034 --> 00:39:42,134 - Cheers. 668 00:39:45,405 --> 00:39:46,707 - Hmmmmm. 669 00:39:46,731 --> 00:39:47,643 - More wine please. 670 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:48,574 That was a full glass. 671 00:39:48,598 --> 00:39:49,918 What, are trying to get me drunk? 672 00:39:51,028 --> 00:39:53,861 Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. 673 00:39:57,636 --> 00:39:58,636 - Whoa! 674 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:02,700 Oh, wow. 675 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:09,993 - Gotta keep up. 676 00:40:23,064 --> 00:40:24,647 - How sexy are you? 677 00:40:25,563 --> 00:40:26,882 - Ooh, so sexy. 678 00:40:26,906 --> 00:40:28,031 - Irresistible. 679 00:40:31,536 --> 00:40:32,346 I should cleanse you, 680 00:40:32,370 --> 00:40:35,384 I should dump this wine on you and cleanse you of all your- 681 00:40:35,408 --> 00:40:36,677 - Oh, no, you don't. 682 00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:37,834 - Impurities. - Not if you want me 683 00:40:37,858 --> 00:40:40,508 to throw my wine on you. 684 00:40:43,949 --> 00:40:46,809 - Like why did you do that? 685 00:41:29,209 --> 00:41:33,209 - I think your shirt looks better on me anyways. 686 00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:37,363 Vince? 687 00:41:45,179 --> 00:41:46,429 Where'd you go? 688 00:41:52,634 --> 00:41:54,467 Are you coming to bed? 689 00:41:56,623 --> 00:41:57,623 - Wine? 690 00:41:58,575 --> 00:42:01,937 - I think we've had enough wine. 691 00:42:01,961 --> 00:42:03,014 - Sexy time? 692 00:42:03,038 --> 00:42:04,038 - Sexy time! 693 00:42:06,678 --> 00:42:07,845 - Ooh. 694 00:42:10,011 --> 00:42:11,011 - Ooh. 695 00:42:14,094 --> 00:42:15,746 - What? 696 00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,353 - You have cameras. 697 00:42:19,474 --> 00:42:22,724 - You want me to turn them off? 698 00:42:23,618 --> 00:42:25,618 - Let's make a sex tape! 699 00:42:27,155 --> 00:42:28,783 - All right. 700 00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:31,165 - Yeah, baby, yeah. 701 00:42:31,189 --> 00:42:31,999 - What is that? 702 00:42:32,023 --> 00:42:33,076 - Austin Powers. 703 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,933 - Yeah, don't do that. 704 00:42:36,946 --> 00:42:37,946 What, I got moves. 705 00:42:52,015 --> 00:42:53,199 - What? 706 00:42:53,223 --> 00:42:54,033 It's nothing. 707 00:42:54,057 --> 00:42:55,639 Everything is fine. 708 00:43:06,513 --> 00:43:07,322 It's the dogs. 709 00:43:07,346 --> 00:43:08,156 Everything. 710 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:09,536 Just relax. 711 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,560 Yeah. 712 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,826 Yeah, what is that? 713 00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:27,100 - I don't know. 714 00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:31,547 - What the hell? 715 00:43:31,571 --> 00:43:32,381 - Holy crap. 716 00:43:32,405 --> 00:43:33,737 - What the hell? 717 00:43:36,764 --> 00:43:38,233 - There's something in this room. 718 00:43:38,257 --> 00:43:39,066 - What? 719 00:43:39,090 --> 00:43:40,090 - Shhhhh. 720 00:43:41,956 --> 00:43:43,123 I can feel it. 721 00:43:51,988 --> 00:43:52,815 - Where you going? 722 00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,712 - I'm not sleeping in this room. 723 00:43:54,736 --> 00:43:57,587 First it was the door, now it's the ceiling fan. 724 00:43:57,611 --> 00:43:58,716 I am out of here. 725 00:43:58,740 --> 00:43:59,740 No way. 726 00:44:01,630 --> 00:44:03,047 - So no sex then? 727 00:44:56,687 --> 00:44:57,907 - What am I suppose to do? 728 00:44:57,931 --> 00:45:00,113 She followed us home on the dog walk again. 729 00:45:00,137 --> 00:45:01,779 - All right, well, how would you like it 730 00:45:01,803 --> 00:45:03,950 if some challenged guy followed me home? 731 00:45:03,974 --> 00:45:06,052 - Does he have like super-special strength 732 00:45:06,076 --> 00:45:07,159 or something? 733 00:45:08,158 --> 00:45:10,128 Look, I mean I just, 734 00:45:10,152 --> 00:45:12,878 I don't wanna be mean 'cause she's special. 735 00:45:12,902 --> 00:45:15,266 - She's also very pretty. 736 00:45:15,290 --> 00:45:17,186 - So she's pretty special. 737 00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:19,234 You can't keep coming over here. 738 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:22,176 It's weird and it's intrusive. 739 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:26,700 Okay, I mean, we love fans, but you've crossed a line. 740 00:45:28,216 --> 00:45:29,216 - Okay. 741 00:45:30,266 --> 00:45:32,921 - Okay, and no more dog walks. 742 00:45:32,945 --> 00:45:33,953 - Why? 743 00:45:33,977 --> 00:45:38,482 - Well, for one, you don't even have a dog. 744 00:45:38,506 --> 00:45:40,414 - Oh. 745 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:41,438 Okay. 746 00:45:44,481 --> 00:45:47,237 - Do you understand what I'm saying? 747 00:45:47,261 --> 00:45:48,924 - I crossed a line. 748 00:45:48,948 --> 00:45:51,171 I don't even have a dog. 749 00:45:51,195 --> 00:45:53,704 I shouldn't come over. 750 00:45:53,728 --> 00:45:55,172 - All right, good enough. 751 00:45:55,196 --> 00:45:56,196 Just- 752 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:57,898 - Okay 753 00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,054 - Yeah, okay. 754 00:45:59,078 --> 00:45:59,887 - Bye 755 00:45:59,911 --> 00:46:00,721 - Right. 756 00:46:00,745 --> 00:46:02,624 - Am I being mean? 757 00:46:02,648 --> 00:46:05,641 It's just weird to have some stranger waiting for you 758 00:46:05,665 --> 00:46:06,665 in your driveway. 759 00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:15,145 I think we should get a gun. 760 00:46:16,744 --> 00:46:17,554 - For her? 761 00:46:17,578 --> 00:46:19,502 She's harmless. 762 00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:21,606 - But the next fan might not be, 763 00:46:21,630 --> 00:46:24,561 and you wanna vlog our lives to the world, 764 00:46:24,585 --> 00:46:28,775 so I think we should get some protection. 765 00:46:28,799 --> 00:46:31,834 - We have protection, we have security cameras. 766 00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:34,619 - Those aren't gonna keep out intruders. 767 00:46:34,643 --> 00:46:36,560 - Well, the alarm will. 768 00:46:40,118 --> 00:46:41,194 Look, more importantly, 769 00:46:41,218 --> 00:46:42,849 are you sleeping in the master bedroom 770 00:46:42,873 --> 00:46:46,370 or do I need to call my girlfriend back? 771 00:46:47,754 --> 00:46:49,087 Okay, seriously. 772 00:46:53,509 --> 00:46:57,750 - I don't want to sleep in that room. 773 00:46:59,409 --> 00:47:01,242 It's haunted in there. 774 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,040 - Haunted? 775 00:47:08,947 --> 00:47:13,197 - Things are happening to me that we can't explain. 776 00:47:17,296 --> 00:47:20,837 Can't we just camp out in here? 777 00:47:22,219 --> 00:47:25,469 - Yeah, I suppose we can sleep in here. 778 00:47:30,096 --> 00:47:32,096 Where'd you get a Bible? 779 00:47:33,091 --> 00:47:37,445 - I found it out back, I think it belonged to Christina. 780 00:47:37,469 --> 00:47:38,469 - Huh? 781 00:47:42,859 --> 00:47:46,462 - "Keep this book of the law always on your lips, 782 00:47:46,486 --> 00:47:49,053 meditate on it day and night 783 00:47:49,077 --> 00:47:53,332 so that you may be careful to do everything written in it, 784 00:47:53,356 --> 00:47:57,826 then you will be prosperous and successful." 785 00:47:57,850 --> 00:48:00,177 Joshua 1:08 786 00:48:00,201 --> 00:48:01,451 - What is that? 787 00:48:02,481 --> 00:48:05,898 - I don't know, this page was bookmarked. 788 00:48:20,582 --> 00:48:21,582 Stop it. 789 00:48:37,835 --> 00:48:38,949 - Good night, sweet dreams, 790 00:48:38,973 --> 00:48:40,564 I love you, see you in the morning. 791 00:48:40,588 --> 00:48:41,713 - Night, sweet dreams, I love you, 792 00:48:41,737 --> 00:48:42,605 see you in the morning. 793 00:48:42,629 --> 00:48:44,074 - Don't let the bed bugs bite. 794 00:48:44,098 --> 00:48:45,183 - I won't, you neither. 795 00:48:45,207 --> 00:48:47,308 - I won't unless they have tiny faces of Deanna. 796 00:48:47,332 --> 00:48:49,424 - I wont unless they have tiny faces of Vince. 797 00:48:49,448 --> 00:48:50,945 - Good night, sweetie. 798 00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:52,130 - Good night, honey. 799 00:48:52,154 --> 00:48:53,270 - Sleep well 800 00:48:53,294 --> 00:48:54,877 - You too. 801 00:50:24,139 --> 00:50:27,603 - Why are you paranormal activating me? 802 00:50:27,627 --> 00:50:29,972 - This house is haunted. 803 00:50:29,996 --> 00:50:32,381 - Wait, are you trying to tell me 804 00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:33,441 that you're possessed? 805 00:50:33,465 --> 00:50:34,851 - No! 806 00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:36,024 God no. 807 00:50:36,048 --> 00:50:38,076 But that's the second time 808 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:40,119 that my leg has been pulled. 809 00:50:40,143 --> 00:50:42,451 - It looks to me like you're kicking. 810 00:50:42,475 --> 00:50:43,475 - No. 811 00:50:45,855 --> 00:50:47,668 Have I ever prayed like that before? 812 00:50:47,692 --> 00:50:48,502 - I don't know. 813 00:50:48,526 --> 00:50:51,775 There's a ton of footage to go through. 814 00:51:01,765 --> 00:51:02,932 - What's that? 815 00:51:04,494 --> 00:51:06,984 - It'll help me sleep. 816 00:51:07,008 --> 00:51:09,263 - You can't keep taking those. 817 00:51:09,287 --> 00:51:12,787 - Well, I can't keep night praying either. 818 00:55:43,150 --> 00:55:43,960 - What do you think? 819 00:55:43,984 --> 00:55:46,309 It's pretty cool, yeah? 820 00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:48,333 - Do you believe in God? 821 00:55:49,572 --> 00:55:50,382 - I don't know. 822 00:55:50,406 --> 00:55:53,356 I don't think I believe God or gods exist. 823 00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:54,867 I'm just unconvinced. 824 00:55:54,891 --> 00:55:58,558 It's kinda like an unfalsifiable hypothesis. 825 00:55:59,728 --> 00:56:02,114 Like Santa and his Elves. 826 00:56:02,138 --> 00:56:03,765 - Awe, man, don't mess with Santa. 827 00:56:03,789 --> 00:56:08,789 - If you can't feel it and you can't see it, does it exist? 828 00:56:09,003 --> 00:56:11,010 - Well, his disciples saw him. 829 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:13,034 - Yeah, 2,000 years ago. 830 00:56:13,879 --> 00:56:17,615 - Look, I don't know, I can't feel or see a woman's orgasm, 831 00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:19,200 but I'm pretty sure it exists. 832 00:56:19,224 --> 00:56:22,174 - Don't even get me started on that one. 833 00:56:27,390 --> 00:56:28,654 - So how is it? 834 00:56:28,678 --> 00:56:31,095 - It's pretty cool. 835 00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:44,116 Vince, come quick! 836 00:56:45,323 --> 00:56:46,134 - What? 837 00:56:46,158 --> 00:56:49,740 - The gardener fell off the deck. 838 00:56:58,950 --> 00:56:59,825 - Holy crap. 839 00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:00,659 Juan! 840 00:57:00,683 --> 00:57:01,816 Juan! 841 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,840 You okay? 842 00:57:07,002 --> 00:57:07,812 Juan! 843 00:57:07,836 --> 00:57:09,400 Juan! 844 00:57:09,424 --> 00:57:10,622 Well, he's alive. 845 00:57:10,646 --> 00:57:12,018 - What? 846 00:57:12,042 --> 00:57:13,875 - Blower, off. 847 00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:17,929 - What the hell, man? 848 00:57:17,953 --> 00:57:18,763 - What? 849 00:57:18,787 --> 00:57:20,058 Like you have water? 850 00:57:20,082 --> 00:57:21,421 Juan, Juan, are you okay? 851 00:57:22,761 --> 00:57:23,613 Call the police. 852 00:57:23,637 --> 00:57:25,031 - No policia. 853 00:57:25,055 --> 00:57:26,204 - You're hurt. 854 00:57:26,228 --> 00:57:27,479 You need Emergencia. 855 00:57:27,503 --> 00:57:28,404 Pharmacia. 856 00:57:28,428 --> 00:57:29,237 You need. 857 00:57:29,261 --> 00:57:30,261 - No, No. 858 00:57:30,996 --> 00:57:31,996 La migra! 859 00:57:33,095 --> 00:57:34,095 Call Hermano. 860 00:57:45,825 --> 00:57:46,635 - So check this out. 861 00:57:46,659 --> 00:57:50,690 The gardener was blowing the deck and the rail broke 862 00:57:50,714 --> 00:57:52,407 and he fell off of it. 863 00:57:52,431 --> 00:57:53,240 - Shut up! 864 00:57:53,264 --> 00:57:54,074 - Yeah. 865 00:57:54,098 --> 00:57:56,810 But thank God, he's going to be okay. 866 00:57:56,834 --> 00:58:00,299 - Well, wouldn't God have saved him? 867 00:58:00,323 --> 00:58:02,901 - Well, if he would have died, we'd be screwed. 868 00:58:02,925 --> 00:58:04,675 So your God saved us. 869 00:58:08,831 --> 00:58:11,374 - What, what's gotten into you? 870 00:58:11,398 --> 00:58:13,670 You're the one who believes in God? 871 00:58:13,694 --> 00:58:15,140 - I thought you didn't? 872 00:58:15,164 --> 00:58:18,050 - It's not that I believe there isn't a God, 873 00:58:18,074 --> 00:58:21,179 it's just that there is no real evidence that a God exists. 874 00:58:21,203 --> 00:58:23,504 But maybe that's what this is. 875 00:58:23,528 --> 00:58:26,705 - Well, it's not even that I really believe there is a God, 876 00:58:26,729 --> 00:58:30,982 it's that life couldn't exist just by coincidence. 877 00:58:31,006 --> 00:58:33,387 I don't know, maybe it does. 878 00:58:33,411 --> 00:58:35,995 You know, a guy almost died in the back of our yard, 879 00:58:36,019 --> 00:58:38,902 so how can there be a God? 880 00:58:38,926 --> 00:58:40,284 - Almost! 881 00:58:52,064 --> 00:58:52,873 Goodnight? 882 00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:53,897 - Goodnight. 883 00:59:45,658 --> 00:59:47,325 - What's up? 884 01:00:09,795 --> 01:00:11,378 What are you doing? 885 01:00:19,071 --> 01:00:20,071 You okay? 886 01:00:44,309 --> 01:00:45,309 Deanna? 887 01:01:06,056 --> 01:01:07,889 Are you sleep walking? 888 01:01:15,135 --> 01:01:17,718 Oh, my god, your eyes are open. 889 01:01:26,703 --> 01:01:30,286 I don't think I'm suppose to mess with you. 890 01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:51,541 Why would you turn the alarm off? 891 01:03:21,801 --> 01:03:23,210 What? 892 01:03:37,566 --> 01:03:38,566 Game room? 893 01:03:45,726 --> 01:03:46,723 What the hell? 894 01:03:46,747 --> 01:03:48,238 This is like the freakiest thing, 895 01:03:48,262 --> 01:03:50,679 like how does this door open? 896 01:03:52,609 --> 01:03:54,732 - I sleepwalk now? 897 01:03:54,756 --> 01:03:56,472 - Yeah, I don't know. 898 01:03:56,496 --> 01:03:59,321 What I can't explain is the slider? 899 01:03:59,345 --> 01:04:01,845 I mean, wind couldn't do this. 900 01:04:02,847 --> 01:04:03,805 - Tica, Tica. 901 01:04:03,829 --> 01:04:04,899 Come on. 902 01:04:04,923 --> 01:04:06,303 Come here, come on. 903 01:04:06,327 --> 01:04:07,218 Come on. 904 01:04:07,242 --> 01:04:08,324 Hey guys, hi. 905 01:04:09,472 --> 01:04:13,018 Look at the puppies, look at the puppies. 906 01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,247 Hi. 907 01:04:14,271 --> 01:04:15,401 Hi. 908 01:04:15,425 --> 01:04:17,381 - What the hell, Christina? 909 01:04:17,405 --> 01:04:20,733 - Wait, but they are playing so good together. 910 01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:22,542 - What are you doing? 911 01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:25,559 - You said if I got a dog I could go on walks. 912 01:04:25,583 --> 01:04:26,767 - No, I said that you coming 913 01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:28,379 over here was inappropriate, 914 01:04:28,403 --> 01:04:31,070 that you didn't even have a dog. 915 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,163 Look, this is trespassing. 916 01:04:36,187 --> 01:04:37,162 We have cameras. 917 01:04:37,186 --> 01:04:39,268 You can't come over here. 918 01:04:40,837 --> 01:04:43,388 - But you need me. 919 01:04:43,412 --> 01:04:44,891 - No, we need viewers, 920 01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:47,322 we don't need people coming over and stalking us. 921 01:04:47,346 --> 01:04:49,154 You have to go. 922 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:03,360 Oh, my god! 923 01:05:04,188 --> 01:05:07,664 - She tries to take my babies, I'll take care of her. 924 01:05:07,688 --> 01:05:08,888 - What the hell is that? 925 01:05:08,912 --> 01:05:09,722 - Nothing. 926 01:05:09,746 --> 01:05:11,078 - Is that a gun? 927 01:05:12,098 --> 01:05:14,532 Did you bring a gun? 928 01:05:14,556 --> 01:05:15,973 - No, no, no, no. 929 01:05:19,153 --> 01:05:21,122 - Where the hell did you get a gun? 930 01:05:21,146 --> 01:05:22,882 - I bought it. 931 01:05:22,906 --> 01:05:25,063 - You brought a gun into our house? 932 01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:26,985 - We need protection from crazy fans, 933 01:05:27,009 --> 01:05:29,796 and doors opening up in the middle of the night. 934 01:05:29,820 --> 01:05:32,685 I don't know, maybe it was her, maybe she opened the door. 935 01:05:32,709 --> 01:05:35,453 - These things are dangerous. 936 01:05:35,477 --> 01:05:37,622 This thing is loaded. 937 01:05:37,646 --> 01:05:39,313 - The safety was on. 938 01:05:41,548 --> 01:05:44,293 - Look, if you wanna own a gun, 939 01:05:44,317 --> 01:05:45,695 we've gotta learn how to use it. 940 01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:06,715 So how is it? 941 01:06:06,739 --> 01:06:07,991 - It's awesome. 942 01:08:18,470 --> 01:08:19,887 - Deanna? 943 01:08:57,553 --> 01:08:58,720 What the hell? 944 01:09:39,849 --> 01:09:40,895 Deanna? 945 01:09:40,919 --> 01:09:42,502 What are you doing? 946 01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:03,953 - Oh, Jesus! 947 01:10:06,013 --> 01:10:07,260 Deanna? 948 01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:13,156 Are you sleep walking again? 949 01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:16,025 Are you digging my grave? 950 01:10:16,049 --> 01:10:17,953 - This isn't me. That's not real. 951 01:10:17,977 --> 01:10:19,991 - You're right there. 952 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,348 - You faked this. 953 01:10:21,372 --> 01:10:22,868 - How? 954 01:10:22,892 --> 01:10:24,215 Why would I fake this? 955 01:10:24,239 --> 01:10:25,280 - That's not me. 956 01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:26,503 You faked it. 957 01:10:26,527 --> 01:10:30,493 - There's security cameras, there's my vlog camera, 958 01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:32,186 there's holes out back. 959 01:10:32,210 --> 01:10:34,443 How could I fake this? 960 01:10:37,518 --> 01:10:38,601 - Oh, my god! 961 01:10:40,281 --> 01:10:41,584 This is real? 962 01:10:41,608 --> 01:10:42,499 - Yeah, okay. 963 01:10:42,523 --> 01:10:44,057 While you obsess over this, 964 01:10:44,081 --> 01:10:47,583 I'm gonna move some security cameras. 965 01:10:47,607 --> 01:10:50,444 - Well, this camera and this camera doesn't seem 966 01:10:50,468 --> 01:10:52,805 to be doing much good up here. 967 01:10:52,829 --> 01:10:56,193 If she's gonna bury me, I want someone to see it. 968 01:10:56,217 --> 01:10:59,217 - Hey, Vince, come in here. 969 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,883 I pulled up the footage of when I was praying 970 01:11:04,907 --> 01:11:08,453 and of the night the ceiling fan fell. 971 01:11:08,477 --> 01:11:10,977 What do these file names mean? 972 01:11:12,266 --> 01:11:15,103 - Oh, the camera stamps it. 973 01:11:15,127 --> 01:11:18,490 It like the camera name the date and the time. 974 01:11:18,514 --> 01:11:22,897 - Well, both of these have 1:08 a.m. 975 01:11:22,921 --> 01:11:24,769 on different dates. 976 01:11:24,793 --> 01:11:28,960 And here, 1:08, is when we started hearing noises. 977 01:11:32,948 --> 01:11:34,576 - So you wanna have an exorcism 978 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,488 or something at 1:08? 979 01:11:35,512 --> 01:11:37,334 - No, no, no, no. 980 01:11:37,358 --> 01:11:39,254 - We could exorcize the demons! 981 01:11:39,278 --> 01:11:40,924 - No, not where I was going, 982 01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:42,502 we're not messing with this, no. 983 01:11:42,526 --> 01:11:43,769 - We could get a Ouija board too. 984 01:11:43,793 --> 01:11:45,274 - Oh, hell no. 985 01:11:45,298 --> 01:11:47,290 No, no, no, no, no. 986 01:11:47,314 --> 01:11:49,268 Vince, I don't want to do this. 987 01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:50,102 - We already went over this. 988 01:11:50,126 --> 01:11:51,333 What else are we gonna do? 989 01:11:51,357 --> 01:11:53,726 - I don't know, hire someone with more experience. 990 01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:55,008 Like a priest? 991 01:11:55,032 --> 01:11:55,916 - A virgin? 992 01:11:55,940 --> 01:11:57,911 This is not a job for a virgin. 993 01:11:57,935 --> 01:12:00,501 Look, I've seen the "Exorcist" like 100 times, 994 01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:04,216 I have a bible, I totally got this. 995 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,405 Maybe we should shut the lights? 996 01:12:05,429 --> 01:12:06,320 - No! 997 01:12:06,344 --> 01:12:08,190 - Fine, fine. 998 01:12:08,214 --> 01:12:12,760 Ghostly spirit, if you are here move something, 999 01:12:12,784 --> 01:12:13,867 do something. 1000 01:12:18,487 --> 01:12:20,431 You feeling okay? 1001 01:12:20,455 --> 01:12:22,163 - Something's here. 1002 01:12:22,187 --> 01:12:23,079 - Fantastic! 1003 01:12:23,103 --> 01:12:24,352 Close the door. 1004 01:12:27,805 --> 01:12:29,388 - Do you hear that? 1005 01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:32,295 - I cast you out, ghostly spirit! 1006 01:12:32,319 --> 01:12:34,687 In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ! 1007 01:12:34,711 --> 01:12:36,927 It is he who commands you! 1008 01:12:36,951 --> 01:12:38,906 Be gone from this house. 1009 01:12:38,930 --> 01:12:41,584 In the name of the Father, in the name of the Son, 1010 01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:43,596 in the name of the Holy Spirit. 1011 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,237 It is the power of Christ that compels you. 1012 01:12:46,261 --> 01:12:48,823 It is the power of Christ compels you! 1013 01:12:48,847 --> 01:12:50,964 Deanna, the response, please. 1014 01:12:50,988 --> 01:12:53,321 It is the power of Christ... 1015 01:12:59,551 --> 01:13:00,787 - Oh, my god! 1016 01:13:00,811 --> 01:13:01,919 Are you okay? 1017 01:13:01,943 --> 01:13:02,875 Deanna? 1018 01:13:02,899 --> 01:13:04,648 Deanna, are you okay? 1019 01:13:13,121 --> 01:13:14,065 - Oh, god. 1020 01:13:14,089 --> 01:13:16,277 Oh, thank God, I thought... 1021 01:13:16,301 --> 01:13:20,129 Deanna isn't feeling well today, so she's staying home. 1022 01:13:20,153 --> 01:13:23,100 I, on the other hand, am on my way to the County... 1023 01:13:23,124 --> 01:13:24,495 Register Recorder. 1024 01:13:24,519 --> 01:13:26,143 I probably can't record in there, 1025 01:13:26,167 --> 01:13:30,834 but I have a hidden microphone, so lets see what we get. 1026 01:13:36,656 --> 01:13:38,299 - How can I help you? 1027 01:13:38,323 --> 01:13:39,985 - I'd like to do a property search 1028 01:13:40,009 --> 01:13:44,176 to find out about the previous owners of my house. 1029 01:13:49,275 --> 01:13:51,816 Well, I've got a list of names and addresses, 1030 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,160 now it's time to track them down. 1031 01:15:47,904 --> 01:15:48,904 Deanna? 1032 01:16:00,794 --> 01:16:01,794 Hello. 1033 01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:08,150 I think the passcode is ah Venti Mocha. 1034 01:16:10,116 --> 01:16:11,949 Yeah, what set it off? 1035 01:16:13,603 --> 01:16:15,862 Oh, I changed the code, 1036 01:16:15,886 --> 01:16:19,540 I think the wife must have keyed in the wrong code. 1037 01:16:21,334 --> 01:16:22,627 Yeah, it's fine. 1038 01:16:22,651 --> 01:16:24,237 Yeah, you can cancel the police. 1039 01:16:24,261 --> 01:16:25,497 No, it's okay. 1040 01:16:25,521 --> 01:16:26,521 Thanks. 1041 01:16:30,146 --> 01:16:31,146 Deanna? 1042 01:16:36,443 --> 01:16:37,443 Deanna? 1043 01:16:40,524 --> 01:16:41,571 Hun? 1044 01:16:41,595 --> 01:16:42,595 It's okay. 1045 01:16:43,497 --> 01:16:46,747 I changed the code, everything's fine. 1046 01:16:53,273 --> 01:16:54,256 According to the county, 1047 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,636 the last people to own my house were a Steve 1048 01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:58,609 and Loraine Spottiswoode. 1049 01:16:58,633 --> 01:17:01,288 Not exactly a Mexican surname. 1050 01:17:01,312 --> 01:17:02,504 But I tracked him down 1051 01:17:02,528 --> 01:17:04,099 and it turns out he's an accountant working 1052 01:17:04,123 --> 01:17:05,642 at this building here. 1053 01:17:05,666 --> 01:17:10,583 So I'm gonna take my phone, stick it in my pocket, 1054 01:17:11,944 --> 01:17:13,777 see what I can record. 1055 01:17:20,442 --> 01:17:22,614 - Now, what can I do for you? 1056 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,491 - Well, ah this may sound odd 1057 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:28,262 but I live in your old house. 1058 01:17:28,286 --> 01:17:29,703 - Mm-hmm. 1059 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:32,457 - I'm trying to find out 1060 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:34,449 about an incident that happened there. 1061 01:17:34,473 --> 01:17:35,641 Yeah. 1062 01:17:35,665 --> 01:17:38,443 Well, I've searched all over 1063 01:17:38,467 --> 01:17:40,456 and I haven't been able to find anything. 1064 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,008 - Yeah, you won't. 1065 01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:44,591 Never made the papers. 1066 01:17:44,615 --> 01:17:46,584 The economy had tanked. 1067 01:17:46,608 --> 01:17:48,383 The headlines were full of falling stocks 1068 01:17:48,407 --> 01:17:51,825 and CEO golden parachutes. 1069 01:17:51,849 --> 01:17:54,700 Nobody cared about an immigrant suicide. 1070 01:17:54,724 --> 01:17:58,064 You have to understand, the economy was rough, 1071 01:17:58,088 --> 01:17:59,870 and he came to... 1072 01:17:59,894 --> 01:18:01,760 What was his name? 1073 01:18:01,784 --> 01:18:02,723 Joe. 1074 01:18:02,747 --> 01:18:03,876 I think Joseph. 1075 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:04,710 Joshua! 1076 01:18:04,734 --> 01:18:06,178 Joshua Juarez. 1077 01:18:06,202 --> 01:18:07,918 Came to me, had plenty of cash, 1078 01:18:07,942 --> 01:18:09,775 didn't want a background check. 1079 01:18:09,799 --> 01:18:11,786 Seemed like nice enough people. 1080 01:18:11,810 --> 01:18:13,783 Houses everywhere were vacant. 1081 01:18:13,807 --> 01:18:18,241 Here's a renter, how could I turn the money down? 1082 01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:21,765 Apparently, his oldest daughter had killed 1083 01:18:22,910 --> 01:18:26,346 her little brother back in Mexico. 1084 01:18:26,370 --> 01:18:29,406 Then he took the girls and fled to the United States. 1085 01:18:29,430 --> 01:18:30,739 I didn't know any of that stuff 1086 01:18:30,763 --> 01:18:32,823 when I rented the house to him. 1087 01:18:32,847 --> 01:18:35,959 But his sister lived nearby, 1088 01:18:35,983 --> 01:18:39,560 she was in the catering business or something like that. 1089 01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:41,861 And a couple months later, 1090 01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:46,802 he shoots his wife and then hangs himself in the yard. 1091 01:18:47,636 --> 01:18:48,446 - Girls? 1092 01:18:48,470 --> 01:18:50,491 - Yeah, two girls. 1093 01:18:50,515 --> 01:18:53,523 The eldest, the one the police were looking for, 1094 01:18:53,547 --> 01:18:55,765 she just vanished. 1095 01:18:55,789 --> 01:18:58,833 And the younger one, I think she went to live with her aunt. 1096 01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:09,158 - All right, it's time for me to go. 1097 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:10,995 Hun? 1098 01:19:14,443 --> 01:19:15,443 Deanna? 1099 01:19:17,715 --> 01:19:18,715 Hello baby. 1100 01:19:19,907 --> 01:19:21,240 Where's you mom? 1101 01:19:24,504 --> 01:19:27,527 All right, well, where ever your hiding, 1102 01:19:27,551 --> 01:19:29,551 I shouldn't be too late. 1103 01:19:39,672 --> 01:19:40,672 Hun? 1104 01:19:42,998 --> 01:19:43,998 Deanna? 1105 01:19:46,779 --> 01:19:49,029 Are you trying to scare me? 1106 01:19:55,951 --> 01:19:56,951 Deanna? 1107 01:20:02,252 --> 01:20:03,252 Hun? 1108 01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:13,126 All right, well, where ever you are, 1109 01:20:13,150 --> 01:20:14,638 I shouldn't be too late. 1110 01:20:14,662 --> 01:20:15,662 Love you. 1111 01:20:19,066 --> 01:20:20,066 Holy Crap! 1112 01:20:22,253 --> 01:20:23,253 Oh my god. 1113 01:20:28,568 --> 01:20:32,430 - You won't let her, you won't let her. 1114 01:20:32,454 --> 01:20:34,652 - You want me to shoot you? 1115 01:20:34,676 --> 01:20:37,125 - No, no, I don't know. 1116 01:20:37,149 --> 01:20:39,594 You won't let her, and she needs me. 1117 01:20:39,618 --> 01:20:40,427 - Who? 1118 01:20:40,451 --> 01:20:41,261 What? 1119 01:20:41,285 --> 01:20:45,034 God damn it, what the hell is wrong with you? 1120 01:20:56,799 --> 01:20:57,799 Deanna? 1121 01:21:03,601 --> 01:21:04,601 Deanna? 1122 01:21:08,752 --> 01:21:09,752 Deanna! 1123 01:21:12,001 --> 01:21:12,810 Deanna, are you okay? 1124 01:21:12,834 --> 01:21:13,834 Deanna. 1125 01:21:14,597 --> 01:21:15,597 Oh, my god. 1126 01:21:25,204 --> 01:21:26,204 Hey, hun. 1127 01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:28,935 I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 1128 01:21:30,672 --> 01:21:34,744 I wanna stay another night but the nurses won't let me. 1129 01:21:34,768 --> 01:21:37,533 I think your roommate is having a fit. 1130 01:21:37,557 --> 01:21:39,557 But you'll wake up soon. 1131 01:22:22,968 --> 01:22:24,051 What is that? 1132 01:23:35,473 --> 01:23:37,495 Why is this happening? 1133 01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:15,946 Hey. 1134 01:24:15,970 --> 01:24:16,779 - Hey, man. 1135 01:24:16,803 --> 01:24:17,612 - How's it going? 1136 01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:18,445 - Good, good. 1137 01:24:18,469 --> 01:24:19,279 How you doing? 1138 01:24:19,303 --> 01:24:21,077 - Eh, I been better. 1139 01:24:21,101 --> 01:24:21,911 - Yeah. 1140 01:24:21,935 --> 01:24:23,211 - But I really appreciate you taking this for me. 1141 01:24:23,235 --> 01:24:24,556 - Awe, no problem. 1142 01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:25,768 How's she doing? 1143 01:24:25,792 --> 01:24:28,250 - Doctors say that its a reaction to her sleeping pills, 1144 01:24:28,274 --> 01:24:30,274 but she'll wake up soon. 1145 01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:37,777 - Something's not right in here, man. 1146 01:24:37,801 --> 01:24:42,159 - Yeah, tell me about it. 1147 01:24:42,183 --> 01:24:43,871 - You need to call Heather, man. 1148 01:24:43,895 --> 01:24:45,415 - Who's Heather? 1149 01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:48,333 - Heather is a spiritual friend. 1150 01:24:48,357 --> 01:24:49,577 - A medium? 1151 01:24:49,601 --> 01:24:50,723 - More of a small. 1152 01:24:50,747 --> 01:24:52,242 You're judgemental. 1153 01:24:52,266 --> 01:24:56,670 - My homicidal wife is in the hospital. 1154 01:24:56,694 --> 01:24:59,413 And you think I need a medium? 1155 01:24:59,437 --> 01:25:00,246 - She can help you with this. 1156 01:25:00,270 --> 01:25:01,079 You feel it. 1157 01:25:01,103 --> 01:25:01,924 It's off. 1158 01:25:01,948 --> 01:25:04,030 An exorcism or something. 1159 01:25:05,416 --> 01:25:06,226 It's possessed. 1160 01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:07,641 - Possessed? 1161 01:25:07,665 --> 01:25:09,710 Possessed would mean that there is an afterlife. 1162 01:25:09,734 --> 01:25:11,563 That there's a God and a devil. 1163 01:25:11,587 --> 01:25:12,397 - Exactly. 1164 01:25:12,421 --> 01:25:14,753 Dude, maybe God is an alien. 1165 01:25:16,156 --> 01:25:16,966 Maybe. 1166 01:25:16,990 --> 01:25:20,239 John 17:14, "We are not of this World." 1167 01:25:22,109 --> 01:25:26,273 Look, man, some believe that earth is hell, 1168 01:25:26,297 --> 01:25:30,595 and then if you have faith, you find salvation in heaven. 1169 01:25:30,619 --> 01:25:35,196 But if you don't have faith, then you die here in hell. 1170 01:25:35,220 --> 01:25:38,236 An Atheist might live a completely normal life, 1171 01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:41,427 but then there's no afterlife for him. 1172 01:25:43,170 --> 01:25:46,762 You believe that there's life in other universes, right? 1173 01:25:46,786 --> 01:25:48,566 - I don't know. 1174 01:25:48,590 --> 01:25:49,840 - Okay, listen. 1175 01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:53,527 Just... 1176 01:25:55,202 --> 01:25:56,958 ...call Heather. 1177 01:25:56,982 --> 01:25:59,232 And here, protect yourself. 1178 01:26:00,324 --> 01:26:03,456 - You're giving me the cross off your back. 1179 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,130 - Yeah, that was my father's. 1180 01:26:05,154 --> 01:26:08,238 Don't disrespect him and not wear it. 1181 01:26:08,262 --> 01:26:09,325 - I can't take this. 1182 01:26:09,349 --> 01:26:10,929 - Yeah, you can. 1183 01:26:10,953 --> 01:26:15,953 What kinda Christian would I be if I don't try to save you? 1184 01:26:16,696 --> 01:26:18,696 - Hi, I'm Vince. 1185 01:26:22,229 --> 01:26:25,563 - Something awful happened here. 1186 01:26:25,587 --> 01:26:28,559 Your wife is in mortal danger. 1187 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:33,250 - So do you like perform exorcisms or something? 1188 01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:42,083 - Your house is not haunted, it's your wife. 1189 01:26:48,131 --> 01:26:49,548 It happened here. 1190 01:26:51,841 --> 01:26:53,871 She took her last breath. 1191 01:26:53,895 --> 01:26:56,222 - Actually, it happened in the living room. 1192 01:26:56,246 --> 01:26:59,996 - There is death in many rooms in this house. 1193 01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:16,043 - The hell? 1194 01:27:27,539 --> 01:27:28,364 This chick is crazy. 1195 01:27:28,388 --> 01:27:31,291 - It doesn't matter what you believe. 1196 01:27:31,315 --> 01:27:32,648 Demons are real. 1197 01:27:33,969 --> 01:27:36,386 There is a heaven and a hell. 1198 01:27:39,050 --> 01:27:41,840 Mr. Rocca, do you love your wife? 1199 01:27:41,864 --> 01:27:42,674 - Of course. 1200 01:27:42,698 --> 01:27:44,106 - Would you do anything for her? 1201 01:27:44,130 --> 01:27:45,032 - Sure, yeah, absolutely. 1202 01:27:45,056 --> 01:27:46,565 - Then why don't you help her? 1203 01:27:46,589 --> 01:27:47,398 - I am. 1204 01:27:47,422 --> 01:27:48,232 That's why you're here. 1205 01:27:48,256 --> 01:27:50,622 - Don't turn your back on God. 1206 01:27:50,646 --> 01:27:52,831 The answers you are in this book. 1207 01:27:52,855 --> 01:27:54,605 You just have to dig. 1208 01:28:01,118 --> 01:28:01,928 - That's it? 1209 01:28:01,952 --> 01:28:03,534 You just leave? 1210 01:28:23,331 --> 01:28:24,831 This is a caterer. 1211 01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:54,660 - Hello? 1212 01:28:54,684 --> 01:28:57,603 - Hey, Christina, Can you come over and walk the dogs? 1213 01:28:57,627 --> 01:28:58,836 - Yeah, I'd love to. 1214 01:29:06,990 --> 01:29:07,800 - Hey. 1215 01:29:07,824 --> 01:29:09,240 - Hi. 1216 01:29:10,976 --> 01:29:12,818 - Is this yours? 1217 01:29:12,842 --> 01:29:14,922 - Uh-huh. 1218 01:29:14,946 --> 01:29:16,657 - And what about this? 1219 01:29:16,681 --> 01:29:18,598 - That's my tia my tio's, 1220 01:29:18,622 --> 01:29:20,872 they make food for parties. 1221 01:29:22,025 --> 01:29:24,775 - Have you ever seen this before? 1222 01:29:28,603 --> 01:29:29,770 How bout this? 1223 01:29:30,862 --> 01:29:32,682 - Where did you get that? 1224 01:29:32,706 --> 01:29:33,783 - You know what this is? 1225 01:29:33,807 --> 01:29:34,616 - Give it. 1226 01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:35,449 I need it. 1227 01:29:35,473 --> 01:29:36,283 It's mine. 1228 01:29:36,307 --> 01:29:37,487 No, no, no. 1229 01:29:37,511 --> 01:29:41,761 I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling. 1230 01:29:51,169 --> 01:29:52,458 - Did she get the cross? 1231 01:29:52,482 --> 01:29:54,400 - No, she definitely tried though. 1232 01:29:54,424 --> 01:29:56,758 - I knew it was valuable. 1233 01:30:23,332 --> 01:30:25,770 - Why you doing that? 1234 01:30:25,794 --> 01:30:28,544 - Maybe instead, you should dig. 1235 01:30:28,568 --> 01:30:31,068 - Don't you want to catch this on film? 1236 01:30:33,643 --> 01:30:35,073 I see you're wearing another cross. 1237 01:30:35,097 --> 01:30:37,264 - Yeah, Tom gave it to me. 1238 01:30:38,311 --> 01:30:39,370 - Maybe that's not the cross 1239 01:30:39,394 --> 01:30:41,690 you should be wearing. 1240 01:30:48,894 --> 01:30:50,638 - I don't know why you're shooting this. 1241 01:30:50,662 --> 01:30:53,975 - In case you were to spontaneous combust. 1242 01:30:53,999 --> 01:30:57,829 - I can't believe I'm buying into this. 1243 01:30:57,853 --> 01:31:01,770 - Well, maybe God's gonna be striking you down. 1244 01:31:05,580 --> 01:31:07,433 Very anticlimactic. 1245 01:31:07,457 --> 01:31:09,377 - I don't know what you thought was gonna happen. 1246 01:31:15,878 --> 01:31:18,160 - It's a lot of holes. 1247 01:31:18,184 --> 01:31:19,672 - Yeah. 1248 01:31:19,696 --> 01:31:22,012 I don't think they're deep enough. 1249 01:31:23,969 --> 01:31:25,767 Hey, where did the gardener land? 1250 01:31:25,791 --> 01:31:28,291 - Right about there. 1251 01:31:46,851 --> 01:31:49,184 - Seems easy to dig. 1252 01:31:52,678 --> 01:31:57,678 - Huh, gotta get this on video. 1253 01:32:07,072 --> 01:32:09,489 - It's like a cavern. 1254 01:32:13,897 --> 01:32:14,897 It's deep. 1255 01:32:21,524 --> 01:32:23,200 - Do you really have something in there? 1256 01:32:23,224 --> 01:32:24,641 - Yeah, I just... 1257 01:32:34,119 --> 01:32:35,119 Holy crap. 1258 01:32:37,714 --> 01:32:39,463 What if... 1259 01:32:39,487 --> 01:32:40,637 but this... 1260 01:32:42,292 --> 01:32:44,281 Maybe we should call the police? 1261 01:32:44,305 --> 01:32:45,114 - Oh, that's awesome. 1262 01:32:45,138 --> 01:32:46,043 And tell them what? 1263 01:32:46,067 --> 01:32:47,532 Hey, we're two guys digging in the yard at 2 a.m. 1264 01:32:47,556 --> 01:32:49,288 and we found a vase. 1265 01:32:49,312 --> 01:32:53,819 Yeah, run that through your head, how's that gonna sound? 1266 01:32:53,843 --> 01:32:55,426 - What if it's a... 1267 01:32:58,038 --> 01:33:00,538 - Lets just open it. 1268 01:33:08,753 --> 01:33:10,371 Why'd you do that? 1269 01:33:10,395 --> 01:33:14,312 - Dude, come on, man. 1270 01:33:23,862 --> 01:33:24,862 Hello? 1271 01:33:25,703 --> 01:33:26,703 Hun? 1272 01:33:27,693 --> 01:33:29,349 Oh crap, she's awake. 1273 01:33:29,373 --> 01:33:31,074 - What am I suppose to do? 1274 01:33:31,098 --> 01:33:31,908 - I don't... 1275 01:33:31,932 --> 01:33:32,990 Go home. 1276 01:33:33,014 --> 01:33:35,052 - Owe. 1277 01:33:35,076 --> 01:33:37,826 - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. 1278 01:34:07,684 --> 01:34:08,981 - All right, when you're done playing, 1279 01:34:09,005 --> 01:34:10,635 you wanna give me a hand with this? 1280 01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:20,337 - Hey, everybody. 1281 01:34:20,361 --> 01:34:22,328 - Been a long time since we vlogged. 1282 01:34:22,352 --> 01:34:23,162 - Sorry about that. 1283 01:34:23,186 --> 01:34:25,857 - Yeah, I just haven't really been in the mood to. 1284 01:34:25,881 --> 01:34:28,048 But not much has happened. 1285 01:34:29,308 --> 01:34:30,118 - No. 1286 01:34:30,142 --> 01:34:33,520 A lot of you are wondering what happened. 1287 01:34:33,544 --> 01:34:35,896 And we gave the urn back to the police. 1288 01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:37,857 - Yep, they are investigating it 1289 01:34:37,881 --> 01:34:40,757 and seeing if they can determine DNA from the ashes, 1290 01:34:40,781 --> 01:34:42,636 but apparently that's very difficult. 1291 01:34:42,660 --> 01:34:43,987 - Yeah, almost impossible. 1292 01:34:44,011 --> 01:34:46,329 - Haven't seen Christina since that day. 1293 01:34:46,353 --> 01:34:47,163 - No. 1294 01:34:47,187 --> 01:34:48,818 - But I did give the business card to the police 1295 01:34:48,842 --> 01:34:50,632 and they're looking into it. 1296 01:34:50,656 --> 01:34:53,159 - Yeah, we think she's the youngest daughter. 1297 01:34:53,183 --> 01:34:57,533 - Yes, what we think happened is that the mother 1298 01:34:58,418 --> 01:35:00,839 killed and burned and buried 1299 01:35:00,863 --> 01:35:04,621 her oldest daughter, Marisol, in our backyard. 1300 01:35:04,645 --> 01:35:08,331 And then the father, distraught, shot the mother 1301 01:35:08,355 --> 01:35:12,450 and then hung himself near the grave out back. 1302 01:35:12,474 --> 01:35:13,536 - It's pretty grim. 1303 01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:14,414 - Yeah, it is grim. 1304 01:35:14,438 --> 01:35:17,678 But on the bright side, I forwent the Camero. 1305 01:35:18,895 --> 01:35:19,705 And? 1306 01:35:19,729 --> 01:35:22,436 - Took this awesome Florida vacation. 1307 01:35:54,841 --> 01:35:59,799 Wow, manatees really are some of natures greatest creatures. 1308 01:36:00,833 --> 01:36:04,320 - Or maybe some of God's greatest? 1309 01:36:06,868 --> 01:36:08,868 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 87241

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