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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:09,115 --> 00:02:10,190 Sh, slow down, 2 00:02:24,781 --> 00:02:25,948 or we'll be found by others 3 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:28,073 We've already been found 4 00:02:28,073 --> 00:02:29,106 What? 5 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:30,656 That way 6 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,365 Please let me do it 7 00:02:52,281 --> 00:02:53,281 Hurry up, let's go 8 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:54,648 OK 9 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:05,573 Hide yourself 10 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,406 shh! 11 00:04:07,823 --> 00:04:08,848 Senior brother, 12 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:24,073 Let's have a meal 13 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:32,990 Let's have a meal 14 00:04:37,156 --> 00:04:43,156 Let's have a meal 15 00:04:55,573 --> 00:04:57,740 Good morning! 16 00:04:58,073 --> 00:04:59,123 Ya! 17 00:04:59,573 --> 00:05:00,640 Ya! 18 00:05:00,823 --> 00:05:03,448 The sunlight in the temple 19 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:06,198 is still so warm and bright. 20 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:08,156 Let me put on these 21 00:05:08,156 --> 00:05:10,448 GD sunglasses 22 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:13,865 to cover my eyes from the dazzling sunlight 23 00:05:20,698 --> 00:05:22,656 So comfortable 24 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,115 Thank God 25 00:05:25,115 --> 00:05:26,323 and thank the Land Mother 26 00:05:26,656 --> 00:05:28,115 Thank Master Long Eyebrow 27 00:05:28,115 --> 00:05:30,323 for giving us food, 28 00:05:31,115 --> 00:05:33,156 crystal clear white rice, 29 00:05:33,156 --> 00:05:35,423 and cabbage, rich in nutrition 30 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:36,823 Thank you 31 00:05:37,323 --> 00:05:39,323 Great gratitude 32 00:05:39,323 --> 00:05:41,781 and praise for our Master 33 00:05:41,781 --> 00:05:42,823 OK, OK, OK 34 00:05:43,073 --> 00:05:44,156 let's have a meal 35 00:05:53,198 --> 00:05:54,773 It's the first day of the lunar month 36 00:05:55,156 --> 00:05:56,781 when an extra dish should be added 37 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:58,190 Where is it? 38 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,406 Don't eat in a rush 39 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,281 It's a little bit salty 40 00:06:16,031 --> 00:06:16,790 Ayah 41 00:06:16,823 --> 00:06:18,406 the rice is just right 42 00:06:24,656 --> 00:06:25,240 Master 43 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,265 Yeah? 44 00:06:26,615 --> 00:06:28,506 Our temple is not well 45 00:06:28,906 --> 00:06:30,490 There are some problems 46 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,156 with its financial situation 47 00:06:32,156 --> 00:06:33,865 we need to enter the market 48 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,756 and solve it with more followers 49 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:38,756 Yeah, that's good 50 00:06:39,281 --> 00:06:43,156 I'm just afraid we can no longer protect the temple if we enter the market 51 00:06:43,615 --> 00:06:44,948 You know these days, 52 00:06:44,948 --> 00:06:48,031 there are more and more thieves 53 00:06:48,031 --> 00:06:49,781 My brother, 54 00:06:49,781 --> 00:06:50,865 Kunlun Crank, 55 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,281 visited me last year 56 00:06:52,656 --> 00:06:55,406 and gave me the "Own Goal" divine stone 57 00:06:55,406 --> 00:06:58,448 so that I can keep it safe 58 00:06:59,031 --> 00:07:01,198 only the code can open the divine stone. 59 00:07:01,198 --> 00:07:02,448 It is very important, 60 00:07:02,698 --> 00:07:04,448 you should not tell others 61 00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:05,781 of course, as 62 00:07:07,198 --> 00:07:08,573 the "Own Goal" divine stone 63 00:07:08,573 --> 00:07:11,948 is a rare and valuable treasure 64 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:13,406 Its reappearance 65 00:07:13,656 --> 00:07:16,823 will definitely attract bad guys who 66 00:07:16,823 --> 00:07:18,198 will cast greedy eyes on it 67 00:07:18,198 --> 00:07:20,656 You must be careful 68 00:07:20,656 --> 00:07:21,768 Ah 69 00:07:23,132 --> 00:07:24,340 Eat, eat you meal 70 00:07:24,799 --> 00:07:25,882 - Master? - Yes? 71 00:07:25,882 --> 00:07:28,049 Is it okay for an adult to not eat meat? 72 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:30,940 I can't let these children suffer with me 73 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:32,807 I know 74 00:07:33,007 --> 00:07:34,965 we haven't eaten meat for a long time 75 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:37,299 - Piggy - Yes? 76 00:07:37,299 --> 00:07:39,299 You'll be responsible for this thing 77 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:42,240 You mean the chicken store at the foot of the mountain? 78 00:07:43,215 --> 00:07:46,507 That's really a good time for me 79 00:07:47,715 --> 00:07:49,715 Master, just let me do this 80 00:07:50,007 --> 00:07:51,307 I'll go down the mountain later 81 00:07:51,382 --> 00:07:52,674 find some part-time jobs 82 00:07:52,674 --> 00:07:54,215 and bring back some roasted chickens 83 00:07:54,215 --> 00:07:55,382 so that everyone can eat meat 84 00:07:55,382 --> 00:07:57,174 We have to wait so long 85 00:07:57,174 --> 00:08:00,090 and we've been eating vegetables for months 86 00:08:00,465 --> 00:08:01,882 Please, master, I beg you, 87 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,132 just allow us to go out for a meal. 88 00:08:04,382 --> 00:08:05,382 OK, OK, OK 89 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,215 - Liang? - Master? 90 00:08:07,257 --> 00:08:09,090 Take them out for a meal 91 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:10,790 OK 92 00:08:18,924 --> 00:08:21,674 Big brother, is this what you mean by going out for a meal? 93 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,007 I'm no longer a three-year-old child 94 00:08:24,007 --> 00:08:25,382 I'm four years old and 95 00:08:25,382 --> 00:08:27,590 you can't trick us like this 96 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,174 Isn't Fat Master going down the mountain? 97 00:08:30,174 --> 00:08:31,840 You will have meat to eat soon 98 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,865 Just eat, hurry 99 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:41,007 They've got a lot of honeypots. 100 00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:43,340 People lie which reveals the truth 101 00:08:43,882 --> 00:08:44,874 Fool 102 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:46,407 Shh! Lower you voice! 103 00:08:55,924 --> 00:08:58,257 Where is that? 104 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:05,632 Lower your voice 105 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:08,215 or we'll be found by them 106 00:09:13,007 --> 00:09:13,549 Oh my god 107 00:09:16,882 --> 00:09:19,090 He's come back... 108 00:09:21,382 --> 00:09:25,882 and with his companions 109 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:29,465 It''s OK, 110 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:31,465 he's married to a Japanese woman, 111 00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:33,424 ask him to wait for a while 112 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,840 Wait a minute 113 00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:46,090 Captain, captain! 114 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:49,840 We've been found this time 115 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,549 Ayah, it's OK, ask them to wait 116 00:09:52,549 --> 00:09:53,632 They're people! 117 00:10:12,465 --> 00:10:13,674 You're a Japanese ninja 118 00:10:21,382 --> 00:10:23,199 Hey bro, I made a mistake 119 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:25,357 this is just cosplay 120 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:27,465 Just look at our strange costumes, 121 00:10:27,465 --> 00:10:28,757 We look like Japanese ninjas 122 00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:30,465 I come from Tieling and he's from Shenyang 123 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:30,965 Right? 124 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,090 Yeah, he's right. 125 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,849 Japanese devils! 126 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:56,415 He said he would double the 127 00:10:56,507 --> 00:10:58,840 the subscription as compensation for us 128 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:10,699 He said Japanese ninja accept death 129 00:11:10,965 --> 00:11:12,674 and would cut the belly and take the punishment 130 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,824 So he can't do right, but he is bold. 131 00:11:16,882 --> 00:11:17,882 Please go ahead 132 00:11:17,882 --> 00:11:18,932 Yes 133 00:11:20,299 --> 00:11:21,549 The fat one first 134 00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:24,049 Please 135 00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:36,882 my father... 136 00:11:47,757 --> 00:11:53,132 Cut 137 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:55,699 I cut it and the punishment is over 138 00:12:05,924 --> 00:12:07,382 Sorry, sorry 139 00:12:07,382 --> 00:12:08,465 It's dead, 140 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:10,090 - Go away - Let's go 141 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,140 So painful 142 00:12:13,174 --> 00:12:14,382 All of you are liars 143 00:12:15,049 --> 00:12:16,215 Liars 144 00:12:16,507 --> 00:12:17,965 You're a liar 145 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:20,799 and you lied to me that you would spend time with me 146 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,549 Baby! 147 00:12:24,007 --> 00:12:26,382 You haven't hugged me since I was little 148 00:12:26,382 --> 00:12:29,632 You said that you would hug me as long as I was top in my class 149 00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:32,090 and now I'm on top 150 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:33,507 OK, OK, OK, how about next time? 151 00:12:33,507 --> 00:12:34,590 Give me more time, OK? 152 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,299 I don't believe you, I don't care, you promised! 153 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:39,399 Don't! 154 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:48,715 You have a rare anaphylactic reaction 155 00:12:48,715 --> 00:12:50,299 towards the opposite sex. 156 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:53,874 You'll have an anaphylactic attack every time you touch a female 157 00:12:55,465 --> 00:12:56,924 It is untreatable. 158 00:12:58,382 --> 00:12:59,940 Daughter, I'm so sorry. 159 00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:33,257 Hello? 160 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:34,390 Is this the director? 161 00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:36,424 I left a message. 162 00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:37,774 I'm a star! 163 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:41,132 I heard that you have a new movie about to start, right? 164 00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:42,674 Is there any role suitable for me? 165 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:44,507 Yeah 166 00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:45,799 I waited for two, five and eight character tiles, 167 00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,549 but he won before me by a single tile. 168 00:13:47,549 --> 00:13:48,590 What is it? 169 00:13:49,007 --> 00:13:51,390 I just played two rounds and lost more than 20,000 to them 170 00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:53,099 Do you think there's something shady here? 171 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:54,715 I just feel that the owner is wired 172 00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:57,549 He won a lot, but only provided us with boiled dumplings 173 00:13:58,049 --> 00:13:59,465 I'm not going back again. 174 00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:06,274 Ayah 175 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:16,449 Leg! My Leg! 176 00:14:18,632 --> 00:14:19,465 Don't act fake. 177 00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:21,424 My leg is probably disabled. 178 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:23,090 Please call 120 for me quickly! 179 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,099 Call the police! 180 00:14:24,382 --> 00:14:25,340 Ayah! 181 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:27,382 Don't act fake and now you play a possum! 182 00:14:27,632 --> 00:14:29,624 What you're doing now is called "feigning injury"! 183 00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:32,040 Wait, I'll ask my friends to come here 184 00:14:32,049 --> 00:14:33,024 Ah! 185 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,165 Don't panic, lady 186 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:36,465 This guy just want to blackmail you 187 00:14:36,757 --> 00:14:38,049 Excuse me, excuse me. 188 00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:43,165 I'll only give you 2000 yuan 189 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,907 Believe it or not, if I light this firecracker, 190 00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:47,465 he'll run immediately 191 00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,882 That's professional and dedicated. 192 00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:09,799 You! 193 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:11,132 You're murdering me... 194 00:15:11,424 --> 00:15:13,382 I'll sue both of you1 195 00:15:14,424 --> 00:15:15,840 Is that "feigning injury"? 196 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,549 Your injury is serious 197 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,590 Yes 198 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,015 Compensate me... 199 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:24,090 Compensate me!! 200 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,599 Compensate! Compensate! 201 00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:27,174 I can't afford it 202 00:15:29,757 --> 00:15:31,590 You're seriously injured. 203 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:34,799 You have to go to the hospital 204 00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:36,799 Hey, lady, 205 00:15:38,049 --> 00:15:40,840 if he's sent to the hospital, the police will be involved 206 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,590 Maybe you'll be arrested 207 00:15:43,299 --> 00:15:44,699 How about letting me handle this? 208 00:15:45,049 --> 00:15:47,882 I can take him to some deserted place 209 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:49,799 instead of the hospital 210 00:15:50,465 --> 00:15:51,490 That's good 211 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,907 Wei 212 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,090 Spend the money carefully. 213 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,424 Thank you, Wei 214 00:16:10,424 --> 00:16:11,490 Why are you in a hurry? 215 00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:21,507 This is too little, give me two more. 216 00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:32,490 The leopard cannot change his spots 217 00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:34,674 You'll be locked up some day 218 00:16:52,507 --> 00:16:53,574 Who are you? 219 00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:55,107 My phone? 220 00:16:57,424 --> 00:16:59,015 I don't know what you're talking about 221 00:16:59,257 --> 00:17:01,515 Please don't misunderstand, I'm not here for the phone, 222 00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:03,049 but for you 223 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,757 That's the same thing 224 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,074 Hey, bro, I want to experience real life by following you 225 00:17:07,257 --> 00:17:10,390 Experience what? Damn it, you're crazy. 226 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,924 Hey, bro, listen to me 227 00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:21,590 My name is Star Chen 228 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:22,882 My uncle is a famous director 229 00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:26,182 but he said that I'm not a good actor because I have no life experience 230 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,924 Can you teach me how to live? 231 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,382 How to live, right? 232 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,882 You should have said so earlier. 233 00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:31,965 Experience life? 234 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:33,415 It's simple, I'll teach you. 235 00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:35,382 OK, but you have to free me, right? 236 00:17:35,799 --> 00:17:37,299 or how can I teach you to live? 237 00:17:39,215 --> 00:17:40,365 - Sorry! - Life... 238 00:17:40,382 --> 00:17:42,140 - Yes? - ...is simple. 239 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,915 Life is actually -- 240 00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:46,815 Bro, bro! 241 00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:48,632 Teach me again! 242 00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:50,624 - Bro! - I'll beat you! 243 00:17:51,507 --> 00:17:52,557 Free me! 244 00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,815 Bro, I think your acting skills are excellent 245 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:58,965 Will you be my Master? 246 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,590 I'll listen and follow you all the time 247 00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:08,299 You'll be obedient to me, right? 248 00:18:08,299 --> 00:18:09,374 Yes! 249 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,465 There is a pharmacy... 250 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,340 Bring me a medical liquor. 251 00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,557 What happened, bro? Are you hurt? 252 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,899 Bro, you're so dedicated 253 00:18:25,465 --> 00:18:26,457 Hurry up! 254 00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:28,390 OK, wait for me bro, I'll be back soon! 255 00:18:37,299 --> 00:18:38,307 Fool! 256 00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:48,965 Why are you in a hurry? 257 00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,257 Do you want to die? 258 00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:52,490 Compensate me... 259 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,840 ...compensate me... 260 00:18:55,174 --> 00:18:56,190 What are you looking at? 261 00:18:57,257 --> 00:18:59,340 It's over...not worth trying... 262 00:19:07,465 --> 00:19:10,390 Bro, your acting is not as professional as it was last time 263 00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:13,007 This is more pretending, not really professional acting 264 00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:15,882 Bro, are you OK? Bro? 265 00:19:16,632 --> 00:19:17,757 Hold on! 266 00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:28,249 Oh my God, there isn't an elevator in this six story building? 267 00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:30,174 How do you live with it? 268 00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:43,257 A..Auntie 269 00:19:43,257 --> 00:19:44,749 You misunderstand...we're not... 270 00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,682 Auntie...auntie 271 00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:50,424 So embarrassed...so embarrassed 272 00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:54,065 Can't you hold me on your back? Do you know what others think? 273 00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:56,482 No...Bro, I can't see how you perform 274 00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:58,049 when I hold you on my back 275 00:19:58,049 --> 00:19:59,799 You know, just now you performed like... 276 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,999 - Like what? - Like an idiot 277 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:23,765 Bro, it's said that feigning injury is profitable 278 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,507 How can you be so poor? 279 00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:28,815 None of your business 280 00:20:29,674 --> 00:20:32,149 I want to know about the life of a liar 281 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,040 Let's eat, brother 282 00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:46,799 Come on, take a bite 283 00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:49,290 - No - Just one bite 284 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,374 No 285 00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:05,432 Brother, it's not good for me to just play games here all the time 286 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:11,507 Stand up and walk around 287 00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:12,515 OK 288 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,632 Take me to pee 289 00:21:47,299 --> 00:21:48,424 Just pee here, brother 290 00:21:54,132 --> 00:21:55,849 Brother, is it raining? 291 00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:59,899 Aya, don't! Stop! Don't pee towards me! It's smelly! 292 00:21:59,924 --> 00:22:01,865 - Stop! - Don't get on my bed then! 293 00:22:01,924 --> 00:22:02,957 What should I do? 294 00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:24,324 It's him! 295 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,132 Brother Blast, 296 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,757 you have to help me to teach them a lesson 297 00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:34,507 you must spare them nothing 298 00:22:34,507 --> 00:22:36,549 in giving them an unforgettable lesson. 299 00:22:36,965 --> 00:22:39,482 so that they won't forget 300 00:22:41,299 --> 00:22:42,324 Brother Blast... 301 00:22:43,924 --> 00:22:45,799 You're the legendary Brother Blast! 302 00:22:46,674 --> 00:22:48,090 I was too nervous to recognize you 303 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:49,340 I'm Wei from Tiandi Gangster 304 00:22:50,132 --> 00:22:51,890 Chen Haonan is my 2nd uncle, while Shanji is my big brother 305 00:22:51,924 --> 00:22:53,882 We're the same people, you must be familiar with them! 306 00:22:57,382 --> 00:22:58,724 I don't care which gang you're in 307 00:22:58,882 --> 00:23:01,565 A finger must be chopped off, as long as you play tricks like this 308 00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:03,215 You can decide which one 309 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:04,924 Tell me! 310 00:23:05,757 --> 00:23:06,840 Brother Blast... 311 00:23:08,215 --> 00:23:12,299 believe it or not, all I want is to see you today 312 00:23:12,757 --> 00:23:13,965 You're a legend in this field 313 00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:16,299 It is said that when 314 00:23:16,299 --> 00:23:18,840 the "Own Goal" divine stone reappears 315 00:23:19,215 --> 00:23:21,007 only that divine stone 316 00:23:21,257 --> 00:23:23,549 can cure you 317 00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:24,757 "Own Goal" divine stone? 318 00:23:24,757 --> 00:23:25,782 Yeah 319 00:23:25,924 --> 00:23:26,957 Where is it? 320 00:23:27,549 --> 00:23:29,049 In the "Own Goal" Temple 321 00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:32,032 Is your tattoo related to the temple? 322 00:23:34,049 --> 00:23:35,065 "Own Goal" Temple? 323 00:23:36,757 --> 00:23:37,757 Yeah, I know it! 324 00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:40,174 I grew up there! 325 00:23:48,632 --> 00:23:50,774 Brother, the image on the door 326 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,132 is the same as the tattoo 327 00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:53,549 on your chest 328 00:23:56,632 --> 00:23:59,615 It imprints on the bones and inscribes on the memory. You can't understand. 329 00:23:59,757 --> 00:24:01,007 This is just an old school 330 00:24:01,465 --> 00:24:04,257 Are you sure that the divine stone mentioned by Brother Blast is here? 331 00:24:04,382 --> 00:24:05,424 You have to help me 332 00:24:05,424 --> 00:24:06,790 and I don't care how much it costs 333 00:24:07,382 --> 00:24:09,215 Since you grow up in the temple 334 00:24:10,632 --> 00:24:12,840 you can bring me the divine stone 335 00:24:15,632 --> 00:24:16,840 "Slide Over the Water" 336 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,799 "Diversion" 337 00:24:19,132 --> 00:24:20,340 "Buddha's Mighty Palm" 338 00:24:20,715 --> 00:24:22,382 Bro, this school isn't any good 339 00:24:22,757 --> 00:24:24,165 They don't teach any useful Kungfu 340 00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:28,815 These days, any school with a name plate can enter the market and recruit students 341 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:31,640 - Prices for the school houses have soared - Yeah 342 00:24:32,132 --> 00:24:33,190 Hey 343 00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:37,340 Little ones 344 00:24:37,424 --> 00:24:38,465 Any adults here? 345 00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:40,149 None of your business 346 00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:45,799 Can you let us in? 347 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,682 Good move. I'll buy you some candy? 348 00:24:52,132 --> 00:24:53,174 Toys? 349 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:56,415 Ice cream? 350 00:24:57,715 --> 00:24:58,774 Teddy bears? 351 00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:00,590 Remote controlled aircraft? 352 00:25:02,132 --> 00:25:03,882 What can we do so that you can allow us in? 353 00:25:04,215 --> 00:25:05,299 OK, I'll ask you a question 354 00:25:05,299 --> 00:25:06,674 and you can enter if you're right 355 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:07,957 OK, ask me 356 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,549 What is an "Invisible Sword"? 357 00:25:12,049 --> 00:25:14,057 - "Invisible Sword"? - Wrong! 358 00:25:14,924 --> 00:25:16,974 - "Intangible Sword"? - Wrong! 359 00:25:17,007 --> 00:25:19,549 - "Qinggang Sword"? - Wrong! 360 00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:20,590 You can't see it? 361 00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:21,799 Yes! 362 00:25:25,465 --> 00:25:27,424 You can not see an invisible sword, 363 00:25:27,424 --> 00:25:29,924 so you have the same IQ as them? 364 00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:31,215 How dare you can smile now! 365 00:25:31,215 --> 00:25:32,282 Just go ahead 366 00:25:40,465 --> 00:25:41,540 Ayah! 367 00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:43,632 This boy is really showing off 368 00:25:44,632 --> 00:25:45,840 He is a Kungfu addict and 369 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,215 practices Kungfu outside when he has time 370 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,382 It's useless 371 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,049 Except Bruce Lee, he's intereste in nothing else 372 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,865 - You'd better not piss him off, OK? - I see 373 00:25:59,882 --> 00:26:02,190 Be smart, don't act dumb 374 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:36,349 Warrior! Warrior! 375 00:26:38,424 --> 00:26:41,699 I never expected that one could master the long lost legendary Kungfu 376 00:26:41,715 --> 00:26:43,440 move "Slide Over The Water". I admire you. 377 00:26:44,507 --> 00:26:47,032 It's not hard at all. A simple movement. 378 00:26:47,049 --> 00:26:48,590 Not really "Sliding Over The Water" 379 00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:51,782 I know that you will want to hide your special ability and name 380 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,999 Rest assured, I will keep your secret. 381 00:26:54,007 --> 00:26:55,299 I will never tell! 382 00:26:58,674 --> 00:27:00,299 Your "Slide on the Basket" -- 383 00:27:03,882 --> 00:27:05,374 Brother! I can do that too! 384 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:17,465 It's made of metal 385 00:27:18,382 --> 00:27:19,799 "Slide Over The Water" 386 00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:22,507 You two read too many Kungfu novels 387 00:27:23,757 --> 00:27:24,832 I just stand there 388 00:27:30,507 --> 00:27:31,840 When I saw you just now, 389 00:27:32,549 --> 00:27:35,724 your attitude was different than I expected 390 00:27:36,382 --> 00:27:38,440 You seems to be one who would never keep your word 391 00:27:38,715 --> 00:27:40,307 Go ask the person in charge to come here 392 00:27:40,382 --> 00:27:43,049 You can say that Wei from The Brotherhood comes to learn 393 00:27:50,215 --> 00:27:51,240 Fat guy, 394 00:27:51,882 --> 00:27:53,507 as we're the same type of person, 395 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,799 I feel that your bad attitude towards me 396 00:28:02,049 --> 00:28:04,882 I hope that you'll never see me angry 397 00:28:07,715 --> 00:28:09,215 I hate when people call me 398 00:28:09,215 --> 00:28:10,465 "Fat Guy" 399 00:28:25,424 --> 00:28:26,424 Warrior, 400 00:28:27,090 --> 00:28:29,707 I made offensive remarks, but I wanted to see your true ability 401 00:28:30,090 --> 00:28:31,757 Warrior, I know you're master... 402 00:28:31,757 --> 00:28:33,057 Open the door...warrior... 403 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,407 Open the door, please... 404 00:28:34,465 --> 00:28:35,532 Warrior 405 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:41,840 Warrior 406 00:28:42,174 --> 00:28:43,207 Ayah! 407 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,090 Open the door, please 408 00:28:45,382 --> 00:28:46,882 Open the door, please 409 00:28:46,882 --> 00:28:47,899 Warrior... 410 00:28:48,924 --> 00:28:50,840 I want to use the toilet 411 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,799 I will show respect, Warrior 412 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:54,424 I can't hold it anymore 413 00:28:57,965 --> 00:29:00,340 Please open the door 414 00:29:04,215 --> 00:29:05,249 hey 415 00:29:05,465 --> 00:29:06,482 Brother Blast 416 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,415 Yeah, everything's good 417 00:29:08,590 --> 00:29:09,590 We've arrived at 418 00:29:09,590 --> 00:29:10,607 the temple now 419 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:13,524 Yeah, please, rest assured 420 00:29:15,007 --> 00:29:16,024 Set you mind at ease 421 00:29:16,174 --> 00:29:18,674 Once a member of The Brotherhood, I'll die for The Brotherhood 422 00:29:25,882 --> 00:29:26,940 We... 423 00:29:27,549 --> 00:29:28,590 have no parents 424 00:29:30,549 --> 00:29:33,332 We led a vagrant life and survived on the streets since we were young 425 00:29:34,257 --> 00:29:35,424 In order to feed ourselves, 426 00:29:36,382 --> 00:29:37,882 we become members of The Brotherhood 427 00:29:39,715 --> 00:29:41,090 We do devilish things, 428 00:29:41,090 --> 00:29:42,107 swindling and bluffing, 429 00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:46,349 and sometimes when I realized that I've done a lot of bad things 430 00:29:47,549 --> 00:29:49,840 I started to feel strange and not myself 431 00:29:52,382 --> 00:29:54,007 Even I started to hate myself 432 00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:01,299 Everyone has his or her parents 433 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,340 Yeah 434 00:30:03,299 --> 00:30:04,815 Each time when I awake from my dream 435 00:30:06,757 --> 00:30:10,865 I tell myself to stop being a Gangster 436 00:30:11,049 --> 00:30:13,632 but they would chop off all my fingers 437 00:30:14,299 --> 00:30:15,882 All fingers! 438 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:18,832 Master, that makes me miserable 439 00:30:22,007 --> 00:30:23,757 Master, you must save me 440 00:30:24,965 --> 00:30:26,549 If I have no fingers, 441 00:30:28,090 --> 00:30:30,049 I'll be the next Doraemon 442 00:30:32,257 --> 00:30:33,965 Doraemon 443 00:30:34,715 --> 00:30:35,790 Ayah 444 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,965 Living in this society, 445 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,549 you must pay back for what you've done 446 00:30:39,049 --> 00:30:42,674 Few gangsters have a happy ending 447 00:30:43,090 --> 00:30:45,049 It isn't rare 448 00:30:45,049 --> 00:30:46,424 but to my surprise 449 00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:50,340 I heard that your ringtone is 450 00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:54,249 Superstar of SHE, right? 451 00:30:54,632 --> 00:30:55,690 Yes 452 00:30:59,007 --> 00:31:00,674 I would have never though you 453 00:31:00,674 --> 00:31:02,257 a fan of SHE 454 00:31:04,965 --> 00:31:06,549 Master is as kind as Buddha 455 00:31:06,549 --> 00:31:09,257 He wants to save your poor life. He can't watch you die miserably 456 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:12,132 He allows you to stay with conditions 457 00:31:12,424 --> 00:31:14,507 - Yes - I thought he was just a SHE fanactic 458 00:31:16,882 --> 00:31:20,282 - Shut up! - Nonsense 459 00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:23,940 He's just too young to say something good 460 00:31:32,632 --> 00:31:33,674 Hello, fellow students 461 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:39,349 Are you playing? 462 00:31:39,382 --> 00:31:41,140 - Yeah - It's time for a meal 463 00:31:41,424 --> 00:31:42,757 Big brother is waiting for you 464 00:31:43,174 --> 00:31:44,032 Ah! 465 00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:45,115 Warrior! 466 00:31:47,965 --> 00:31:48,965 Big Brother 467 00:31:49,257 --> 00:31:50,015 Ah 468 00:31:50,049 --> 00:31:51,049 Both of them? 469 00:31:51,049 --> 00:31:52,132 How about that one? 470 00:31:52,174 --> 00:31:53,632 He's washing, you can let him be 471 00:31:53,632 --> 00:31:54,690 OK 472 00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:56,757 Then we can greet that dummy 473 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,157 Big Brother, he's your charge now 474 00:32:00,007 --> 00:32:03,390 You treat guests separately. They're really interesting kids. 475 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:05,882 The first meal for any new comer 476 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,924 is the "Own Goal" Noodle from the temple 477 00:32:08,424 --> 00:32:10,265 First rule: you must finish it 478 00:32:10,632 --> 00:32:12,490 or you'll be punished 479 00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,765 No problem. I'm so hungry. 480 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:16,815 Give it a try 481 00:32:17,424 --> 00:32:19,215 It's not too much, how can I not finish it? 482 00:32:19,215 --> 00:32:20,482 - It tastes bad? - Try it. 483 00:32:26,924 --> 00:32:28,049 Delicious! 484 00:32:28,049 --> 00:32:29,190 - Really? - I'm not even full 485 00:32:29,465 --> 00:32:31,165 - Not full? - Ok, as he's not here 486 00:32:32,007 --> 00:32:33,057 you can eat his 487 00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:36,632 Don't waste it 488 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:46,690 Who are you? 489 00:32:49,715 --> 00:32:50,790 Little warriors? 490 00:32:50,924 --> 00:32:52,132 I'm Star Chen 491 00:32:52,132 --> 00:32:53,590 It's my first time here, so I don't know 492 00:32:53,632 --> 00:32:54,674 Your name is Star Chen? 493 00:32:54,924 --> 00:32:57,007 How can a real star be so ugly? 494 00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:58,340 You little bastards! 495 00:32:58,674 --> 00:33:02,215 - Do you really have to insult my looks? - Which one you calling a "Little Bastard"? 496 00:33:02,299 --> 00:33:03,507 You look ugly 497 00:33:03,507 --> 00:33:04,507 and you're dumb 498 00:33:04,507 --> 00:33:05,799 Let's teach him a lesson 499 00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:20,757 I'll ask you another question 500 00:33:20,757 --> 00:33:22,299 and if you know the answer, you can go 501 00:33:22,299 --> 00:33:23,965 When will the chrysanthemums bloom? 502 00:33:23,965 --> 00:33:25,699 - September? - No! 503 00:33:26,424 --> 00:33:28,099 - October? - No! 504 00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:30,124 - November - Wrong! 505 00:33:30,215 --> 00:33:31,274 When? 506 00:33:31,424 --> 00:33:32,840 When you're in the toilet! 507 00:33:33,090 --> 00:33:34,174 You fool! 508 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,882 I'm full now 509 00:33:45,674 --> 00:33:46,674 Me and you 510 00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:51,607 The second rule: if you're full, 511 00:33:51,632 --> 00:33:53,132 you need to put the cover on the bowl 512 00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:54,990 that means you're full or 513 00:33:55,007 --> 00:33:56,340 I will add more noodles for you 514 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,974 It's my first time. I'm embarrased that I didn't know. 515 00:33:59,007 --> 00:34:00,249 - So, one more please - One more 516 00:34:02,049 --> 00:34:03,282 You don't have to be in a rush 517 00:34:07,674 --> 00:34:09,349 It's been a long time since I was so full 518 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:12,924 You're slow 519 00:34:23,007 --> 00:34:26,082 I can't eat anymore. Can you stay a little further away from me? 520 00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:27,682 OK, I'll keep my distance OK, OK, OK... 521 00:34:29,174 --> 00:34:30,232 Eat, hurry up 522 00:34:36,757 --> 00:34:38,215 What?! 523 00:34:38,215 --> 00:34:39,299 You don't have enough 524 00:34:39,299 --> 00:34:40,299 That is enough 525 00:34:40,299 --> 00:34:41,340 for me to eat 526 00:34:43,507 --> 00:34:44,540 That's bad! 527 00:34:57,924 --> 00:35:00,132 - Ah! - Aya! 528 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:01,424 Aya, don't waste it 529 00:35:01,924 --> 00:35:03,424 Can you stay away from me? 530 00:35:03,674 --> 00:35:05,007 - Can you stand there? - OK, OK, OK 531 00:35:05,090 --> 00:35:05,849 - More? - OK, OK 532 00:35:05,924 --> 00:35:07,207 - More? - OK, OK, OK 533 00:35:09,715 --> 00:35:10,774 Eat 534 00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,257 I can't 535 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,549 So you have to leave 536 00:35:35,549 --> 00:35:36,799 - I will not leave - So eat 537 00:35:37,299 --> 00:35:39,099 Come on. Come on, hurry up. 538 00:35:40,965 --> 00:35:43,765 Come on. You're brave. You're strong. 539 00:35:44,174 --> 00:35:46,007 You have no problem and you can finish it 540 00:35:50,132 --> 00:35:51,207 Ah! Ah! 541 00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:52,257 Eat it all! 542 00:35:54,007 --> 00:35:55,382 Don't waste it, 543 00:35:55,382 --> 00:35:56,832 or you have to leave the temple 544 00:35:58,257 --> 00:35:59,324 Ah! 545 00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:00,699 That's good! 546 00:36:18,674 --> 00:36:20,674 Wake up! Wake up! 547 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:34,557 - The fermented bean curd has gone bad! - What? What? 548 00:36:35,215 --> 00:36:36,882 Get up. We should start work immediately. 549 00:36:38,049 --> 00:36:40,590 What kind of work do we do at midnight? 550 00:36:40,590 --> 00:36:42,549 Looking for the divine stone 551 00:36:42,549 --> 00:36:43,957 We can leave as soon as we find it 552 00:36:44,007 --> 00:36:46,007 I don't want to stay here for another day 553 00:36:46,382 --> 00:36:47,674 Hurry up! 554 00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:50,424 Listen, there are a lot of traps 555 00:36:50,465 --> 00:36:52,132 You'll suffer if you get caught 556 00:36:52,132 --> 00:36:53,424 Yeah, I've already suffered 557 00:36:54,215 --> 00:36:56,574 Don't worry, I'm here 558 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,140 Good boy 559 00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:00,007 You can lead the way 560 00:37:00,007 --> 00:37:01,190 and I'll safeguard your back 561 00:37:01,882 --> 00:37:02,965 Brother, 562 00:37:03,049 --> 00:37:04,549 I wonder if you stepped 563 00:37:04,549 --> 00:37:06,007 into a cesspool 564 00:37:06,007 --> 00:37:07,590 Your feet are so smelly 565 00:37:08,007 --> 00:37:09,132 Don't you know genectics? 566 00:37:10,382 --> 00:37:12,390 My father told me that when his feet left his shoes 567 00:37:12,924 --> 00:37:15,074 everyone in the room ran away 568 00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:16,224 Amazing 569 00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:18,174 It's not boasting 570 00:37:18,174 --> 00:37:19,840 As you can guess, my feet are stinky 571 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,899 When I take off my shoes, everyone in the room runs away 572 00:37:28,965 --> 00:37:30,032 Action! 573 00:37:31,465 --> 00:37:33,340 The enemy arrives in the field in 5 seconds 574 00:37:34,632 --> 00:37:35,715 Stop! 575 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,890 We're standing in place 576 00:37:45,715 --> 00:37:46,782 Wow 577 00:37:48,882 --> 00:37:51,215 Internal Force Dissolution Method 578 00:37:51,215 --> 00:37:53,832 That is really the greatest 579 00:37:56,215 --> 00:37:59,257 the awe-inspiring reputation of Alexander Crazy Man 580 00:37:59,257 --> 00:38:01,465 is known to the world 581 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,924 It's a pleasure for me to see 582 00:38:03,924 --> 00:38:06,549 the domineering power of the warrior from the Northeast region 583 00:38:06,549 --> 00:38:09,090 It must be my luck for three entire lives 584 00:38:09,757 --> 00:38:12,565 How about visiting here next time, 585 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:15,049 so we can have a real fight? 586 00:38:16,049 --> 00:38:17,090 Withdraw 587 00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:18,232 We can't beat the Dominator 588 00:38:32,757 --> 00:38:33,807 Stop 589 00:38:39,257 --> 00:38:40,282 Big Brother 590 00:38:42,424 --> 00:38:44,132 Why aren't you sleeping? 591 00:38:44,132 --> 00:38:45,382 Why are you out here? 592 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:47,932 Can you guess? 593 00:38:51,132 --> 00:38:52,924 - We're going to the toilet - Yes, the toilet 594 00:38:52,924 --> 00:38:54,074 - The toilet? - Yeah 595 00:38:54,757 --> 00:38:56,257 Do you think I believe? 596 00:38:56,965 --> 00:38:59,674 Big Brother, do you smell something? 597 00:39:08,049 --> 00:39:09,124 You're gross! 598 00:39:09,965 --> 00:39:11,465 I couldn't hold it anymore 599 00:39:11,799 --> 00:39:13,007 So we're in a rush 600 00:39:13,007 --> 00:39:14,257 Fast! The toilet's on the left, 601 00:39:14,257 --> 00:39:15,257 Just go! 602 00:39:16,174 --> 00:39:17,757 What did you eat? Why it is so smelly? 603 00:39:18,507 --> 00:39:19,840 Goodbye, Brother! 604 00:39:21,882 --> 00:39:23,407 You're smart...and making progress 605 00:39:24,007 --> 00:39:25,590 Sorry that I couldn't control that 606 00:39:25,590 --> 00:39:26,690 Did you bring toilet paper? 607 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,824 Brother, slow down. Wait for me. 608 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:48,365 Warrior 609 00:39:49,132 --> 00:39:50,715 We came here to learn Kungfu 610 00:39:51,257 --> 00:39:52,799 not how to squat on the toilet 611 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:54,715 This is a martial arts squat 612 00:39:54,715 --> 00:39:56,365 It's different from toilet squatting 613 00:39:56,382 --> 00:39:57,390 Listen 614 00:39:57,632 --> 00:39:59,590 "Gifted Leg of Stormy Evil" 615 00:40:00,674 --> 00:40:02,340 comes from the squat 616 00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:04,090 How can it? 617 00:40:38,882 --> 00:40:41,215 Little monkey 618 00:40:41,215 --> 00:40:43,590 open the door, 619 00:40:43,590 --> 00:40:45,924 please open it 620 00:40:45,924 --> 00:40:48,299 so that I can come in 621 00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:51,215 No, no, no, I won't open it 622 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,090 my mother hasn't come home yet 623 00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:55,132 I won't open the door 624 00:40:58,049 --> 00:40:59,457 - Are you playing with us? - Yeah 625 00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:02,890 - Little girl -- - What? Little Girl? 626 00:41:02,965 --> 00:41:06,590 I'm your little pretty evil senior sister 627 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,582 OK, little, pretty, evil, senior sister 628 00:41:10,632 --> 00:41:11,674 Can I ask you a question? 629 00:41:11,674 --> 00:41:13,924 Why don't we go to the studio for practice? 630 00:41:13,924 --> 00:41:14,932 I don't know 631 00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:18,049 Do you know the divine stone? 632 00:41:18,049 --> 00:41:19,132 I don't know 633 00:41:19,424 --> 00:41:20,632 Why you don't know anything? 634 00:41:21,465 --> 00:41:23,215 I don't know, I don't know 635 00:41:23,215 --> 00:41:24,265 Little sister, 636 00:41:24,424 --> 00:41:25,840 can you ask me a question? 637 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,840 If I can answer it, 638 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,132 and then you can tell us, right? 639 00:41:28,132 --> 00:41:29,874 - OK - Can you tell me, 640 00:41:29,924 --> 00:41:32,382 how to make that handsome guy love me? 641 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:44,857 OK, you've fallen in love with him? 642 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:49,457 You don't have to be embarrassed 643 00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:51,549 It is said that the beauty 644 00:41:51,965 --> 00:41:55,107 will fall in love with the hero, while the hero just loves 645 00:41:55,132 --> 00:41:57,824 He will love your kind of evil beauty 646 00:41:58,382 --> 00:41:59,590 As long as you practice a lot, 647 00:41:59,590 --> 00:42:01,174 he will love you 648 00:42:10,465 --> 00:42:11,549 "Iron Sand Palm" 649 00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:30,132 Why are you running? 650 00:42:30,132 --> 00:42:32,965 I won't bite you 651 00:42:42,090 --> 00:42:46,015 If our Big Brother isn't just a fat guy, 652 00:42:46,090 --> 00:42:47,499 and I know he has real abilities, 653 00:42:48,757 --> 00:42:51,590 is it too risky for us to take action? 654 00:42:51,590 --> 00:42:52,632 Brother, 655 00:42:52,632 --> 00:42:54,215 why don't we just stay here 656 00:42:54,215 --> 00:42:55,840 and learn something? 657 00:42:56,924 --> 00:42:59,215 Then we won't be bullied after we leave 658 00:42:59,215 --> 00:43:01,965 Your biggest problems is lack of wisdom 659 00:43:02,465 --> 00:43:03,799 What era do you think it is now? 660 00:43:04,257 --> 00:43:07,082 Kungfu means nothing at all. Spend your life on it 661 00:43:07,090 --> 00:43:09,132 and your enemy kills you with a bullet 662 00:43:09,132 --> 00:43:10,382 So what should we do now? 663 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,882 If we can't take action, 664 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:15,757 we will have to use our tricks 665 00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:23,182 Do we have to do this? We're just acting. 666 00:43:23,215 --> 00:43:25,090 Do we have to take mean actions? 667 00:43:25,090 --> 00:43:26,724 Put on your robe and take off your coat 668 00:43:26,757 --> 00:43:28,849 To achieve our goal, we'll need to take evil measures 669 00:43:30,632 --> 00:43:31,840 Thank the Mother Land 670 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,174 Thank God 671 00:43:33,174 --> 00:43:36,757 Thank Master Long Eyebrow for the food 672 00:43:36,757 --> 00:43:38,757 the crystal clear white rice, 673 00:43:38,757 --> 00:43:41,090 and the cabbage rich in nutrition, 674 00:43:41,090 --> 00:43:42,507 thank you 675 00:43:42,507 --> 00:43:44,549 Great gratitude 676 00:43:44,549 --> 00:43:46,840 and praise for our Master 677 00:43:48,424 --> 00:43:49,457 Come on 678 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:52,765 Eat 679 00:43:56,882 --> 00:43:59,307 Xing, what's wrong? 680 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,124 - Someone bullied you? - No 681 00:44:02,215 --> 00:44:04,840 He just think that he's not a good cook, 682 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:05,924 so he feels guilty 683 00:44:06,465 --> 00:44:09,357 Ayah, how can it be? 684 00:44:09,757 --> 00:44:10,882 Just eat 685 00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:11,907 Eat 686 00:44:17,257 --> 00:44:18,349 Delicious, it's delicious! 687 00:44:20,132 --> 00:44:21,340 It's delicious! 688 00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:22,674 It's delicious! 689 00:44:22,674 --> 00:44:24,840 Delicious, it's delicious! 690 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,965 If you think it's delicious, have more! 691 00:44:27,674 --> 00:44:28,882 Come on, just eat! 692 00:44:28,965 --> 00:44:30,174 A mouthful of food. Hurry up! 693 00:44:30,174 --> 00:44:31,257 Eat! 694 00:44:31,257 --> 00:44:32,340 Eat it up! 695 00:45:35,632 --> 00:45:39,507 It's my pleasure to introduce 696 00:45:39,507 --> 00:45:42,715 the online celebrity and 697 00:45:42,715 --> 00:45:45,924 a famous deep breathing exercise master, 698 00:45:45,924 --> 00:45:48,840 Alexander Crazy Man 699 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,590 Master Bao 700 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:54,840 So powerful 701 00:45:55,424 --> 00:45:56,424 People 702 00:45:56,715 --> 00:45:58,132 are human beings, instead of birds 703 00:45:58,424 --> 00:45:59,465 which can fly, 704 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,007 however, 705 00:46:01,382 --> 00:46:03,465 we can use the force by borrowing it 706 00:46:03,965 --> 00:46:06,382 so that we can also fly over the eaves and run on the walls 707 00:46:14,674 --> 00:46:16,049 (English) 708 00:46:52,715 --> 00:46:53,757 Dummy 709 00:46:54,632 --> 00:46:58,049 Brother! Brother! Wake up! 710 00:47:00,590 --> 00:47:02,090 The principle of the sword 711 00:47:02,465 --> 00:47:04,549 means those moves of the sword you can master 712 00:47:05,007 --> 00:47:06,715 We can say that you must 713 00:47:07,132 --> 00:47:08,674 feel the sword 714 00:47:09,007 --> 00:47:10,465 so that the sword can feel you 715 00:47:11,174 --> 00:47:13,132 People who do this are Sword Masters 716 00:47:13,799 --> 00:47:15,007 Before we fight, 717 00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:16,840 we must shout 718 00:47:27,049 --> 00:47:28,382 During the fight, 719 00:47:28,882 --> 00:47:30,565 you can defend and also you can -- ayah! 720 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:32,457 Ayah! 721 00:47:33,132 --> 00:47:34,549 Yeah, you shout 722 00:47:34,549 --> 00:47:36,840 but you can not attack me from behind 723 00:47:41,299 --> 00:47:42,324 Ayah! 724 00:47:42,799 --> 00:47:44,124 - Ayah, mommy... - M...Master 725 00:47:44,215 --> 00:47:45,549 - This... - Ayah, my God... 726 00:47:46,549 --> 00:47:47,574 Ayah! 727 00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:49,132 Alright, I can't beat you now 728 00:47:49,132 --> 00:47:50,457 you can go, I can't teach him 729 00:47:50,549 --> 00:47:53,865 The performance today isn't proof of my real abilities 730 00:47:56,549 --> 00:47:58,132 Ayah, my God! With who... 731 00:47:58,715 --> 00:47:59,757 with who... 732 00:48:01,424 --> 00:48:02,515 that... 733 00:48:03,549 --> 00:48:04,840 I've eaten too much for lunch 734 00:48:07,715 --> 00:48:08,799 I have to go to the toilet 735 00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:17,399 (English) 736 00:48:22,382 --> 00:48:23,590 (English) 737 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,924 (English) 738 00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:38,290 (English) 739 00:48:38,674 --> 00:48:39,924 You stay still! 740 00:48:39,965 --> 00:48:40,424 (English) 741 00:48:40,799 --> 00:48:41,874 Stop! 742 00:48:43,049 --> 00:48:44,299 You stay still! 743 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,340 You stay still! 744 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,715 Stay still! 745 00:48:51,965 --> 00:48:54,174 You ruined my looks! 746 00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:56,590 You must return my youth! 747 00:49:03,424 --> 00:49:05,215 We can have meat if we catch some fish 748 00:49:12,507 --> 00:49:13,524 Ruirui 749 00:49:13,757 --> 00:49:15,174 You'd better check it out 750 00:49:15,174 --> 00:49:17,340 how many fish have they caught? 751 00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:18,965 Yes sir, no problem 752 00:49:23,590 --> 00:49:24,882 How many fish do you have? 753 00:49:24,882 --> 00:49:26,840 I'm starving to death 754 00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:29,632 I'll ask you a question 755 00:49:30,049 --> 00:49:31,299 If you can answer it, 756 00:49:31,299 --> 00:49:33,715 all my fish are yours 757 00:49:33,715 --> 00:49:35,074 OK, ask me 758 00:49:35,882 --> 00:49:36,882 Listen 759 00:49:36,882 --> 00:49:38,840 Two brothers fall in the river 760 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,715 the one who is saved 761 00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:41,799 is called Zhiming 762 00:49:41,799 --> 00:49:43,507 how about the other one in the water? 763 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:48,174 Help! 764 00:49:49,090 --> 00:49:50,590 You're a dummy 765 00:49:59,924 --> 00:50:01,432 Big brother, look at this 766 00:50:02,215 --> 00:50:03,540 - Who drew this? - I did 767 00:50:03,549 --> 00:50:05,299 That's amazing, which one is me? 768 00:50:05,299 --> 00:50:06,424 This is you, Sunlight 769 00:50:06,424 --> 00:50:08,065 Who drew the "HATE" tattoo on your body? 770 00:50:13,632 --> 00:50:15,715 Why "HATE" on the little boy? 771 00:50:17,632 --> 00:50:20,865 When he was a baby, he was left at the door of an orphanage 772 00:50:21,174 --> 00:50:23,007 At that time, he already had the tattoo 773 00:50:23,382 --> 00:50:25,340 it must be his parents 774 00:50:25,715 --> 00:50:28,390 who were clearly illiterate 775 00:50:28,424 --> 00:50:29,715 and wrote the wrong character 776 00:50:29,799 --> 00:50:31,674 The "E" is written as "F" 777 00:50:32,007 --> 00:50:33,840 Because of this tattoo 778 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,299 in the orphanage, he was bullied 779 00:50:37,215 --> 00:50:39,599 by many of those in the institution 780 00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:42,049 He and Ruirui were brought here to the temple 781 00:50:43,715 --> 00:50:45,757 Time for lunch! 782 00:50:48,715 --> 00:50:49,632 Time for lunch! 783 00:50:49,632 --> 00:50:51,282 - Wow, it smells delicious! - Yeah! 784 00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:53,740 Wait, wait, I'll take a photo 785 00:50:53,757 --> 00:50:55,315 - Yes, take a photo! - Take a photo, take a photo! 786 00:50:55,882 --> 00:50:58,674 Yeah 787 00:50:58,674 --> 00:51:00,299 Can I have a photo with you? 788 00:51:00,549 --> 00:51:01,607 Of course! 789 00:51:02,757 --> 00:51:05,715 Yeah 790 00:51:05,715 --> 00:51:07,007 Thank you, thank you 791 00:51:07,007 --> 00:51:08,215 Hello, hello 792 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,590 Hello, everyone. I'm Lucy Chen, a report with Wang News 793 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,307 I'm guessing you're the people from the temple? 794 00:51:14,340 --> 00:51:15,840 Yes, yes 795 00:51:16,090 --> 00:51:20,474 I'm working on a column about it's hundred-year traditions 796 00:51:20,507 --> 00:51:21,840 and it's local heroes 797 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,949 I'd like to ask, where did you buy this? 798 00:51:26,382 --> 00:51:27,440 Oh.. 799 00:51:27,715 --> 00:51:29,299 if you like 800 00:51:29,549 --> 00:51:30,715 you can have it 801 00:51:32,049 --> 00:51:33,065 Amitabha 802 00:51:34,799 --> 00:51:35,815 what did you say? 803 00:51:35,815 --> 00:51:37,357 Oh, a visit, right? 804 00:51:37,924 --> 00:51:39,049 (English) 805 00:51:39,090 --> 00:51:40,299 No problem, 806 00:51:40,299 --> 00:51:41,332 really? 807 00:51:41,507 --> 00:51:42,590 Thank you, master 808 00:52:40,924 --> 00:52:42,649 Little Brother, is everyone so stable? 809 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,882 Water Land in "Own Goal" Temple 810 00:53:17,049 --> 00:53:18,124 Are you kidding? 811 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:25,424 Thank you Congcong, for sending me the kiss 812 00:53:26,549 --> 00:53:33,415 and I also express my gratitude towards the "No Mercy" mistress for 999 roses! 813 00:53:33,507 --> 00:53:35,757 Anyone who wants to know more about me 814 00:53:35,757 --> 00:53:37,382 can click the left top part 815 00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:38,757 and follow me 816 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,215 Ayah 817 00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:42,090 "Own Goal" Temple in the rain 818 00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:45,215 brings us a another kind of beauty 819 00:53:46,007 --> 00:53:48,524 and especially looking down on the temple from the sky 820 00:53:48,549 --> 00:53:49,799 Ayah! 821 00:53:49,799 --> 00:53:50,965 Mamma Mia! 822 00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:58,799 Ayah! 823 00:53:59,049 --> 00:54:01,132 Together, we just experienced 824 00:54:01,549 --> 00:54:05,124 the so-called "Storm Arising From a Clear Sky" 825 00:54:06,257 --> 00:54:09,382 ...sky...finished... 826 00:54:32,424 --> 00:54:33,515 Tell me... 827 00:54:34,174 --> 00:54:35,715 ...why did you come here? 828 00:54:40,715 --> 00:54:41,732 Wei -- 829 00:54:43,757 --> 00:54:45,007 Don't call me that 830 00:54:46,215 --> 00:54:47,674 It's useless for me 831 00:54:48,424 --> 00:54:50,674 My nosebleed drained off years ago 832 00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:12,882 Even if you don't say it, I know that 833 00:55:13,549 --> 00:55:15,840 a merciless opportunist like you 834 00:55:16,174 --> 00:55:18,257 came here for that divine stone 835 00:55:21,090 --> 00:55:24,265 It's been a long time since we met last. Why do you just want to argue? 836 00:55:26,674 --> 00:55:28,174 I know you hate me 837 00:55:29,174 --> 00:55:30,257 but without love, 838 00:55:31,257 --> 00:55:32,507 how does hatred emerge? 839 00:55:55,674 --> 00:55:56,740 Thank you 840 00:56:09,549 --> 00:56:11,007 I don't know 841 00:56:11,007 --> 00:56:12,382 and I don't want to know 842 00:56:14,049 --> 00:56:16,215 why you left me at that time 843 00:56:19,507 --> 00:56:21,049 I just know that 844 00:56:21,049 --> 00:56:22,715 I won't fall in love with anyone else 845 00:56:23,132 --> 00:56:24,257 I'll only love myself 846 00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:26,132 What kind of tattoo do you want? 847 00:56:27,382 --> 00:56:28,882 Whatever 848 00:56:29,549 --> 00:56:30,649 One that can cover this one 849 00:56:30,882 --> 00:56:32,257 There is no choice of "whatever" 850 00:56:41,715 --> 00:56:42,749 Then just this one 851 00:56:44,882 --> 00:56:46,924 Since the day you left me, 852 00:56:46,924 --> 00:56:49,007 I swore that I'd be a bad guy 853 00:56:49,007 --> 00:56:51,107 a really bad guy that does all kinds of evil things 854 00:56:53,799 --> 00:56:55,715 Your appearance reminds me of 855 00:56:55,715 --> 00:56:57,799 my original intention 856 00:56:59,882 --> 00:57:01,340 Can you not be so mean? 857 00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:02,757 I have my own unspoken difficulty 858 00:57:03,049 --> 00:57:05,215 You won't understand even if I tell you 859 00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:09,424 Nobody can bully me twice, 860 00:57:10,465 --> 00:57:11,632 especially you 861 00:57:14,507 --> 00:57:16,965 Thousands of people spit on the 862 00:57:16,965 --> 00:57:17,965 smile of the magnanimous 863 00:57:21,507 --> 00:57:23,965 I'll get the stone before you 864 00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:25,749 We'll just wait and see 865 00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:31,090 You're a bad guy 866 00:57:32,507 --> 00:57:34,590 You're a really bad guy that can do all evil things 867 00:57:34,590 --> 00:57:35,590 I know it is difficult 868 00:57:35,590 --> 00:57:36,965 You shouldn't say difficult 869 00:57:36,965 --> 00:57:37,982 I know 870 00:57:38,257 --> 00:57:39,590 you're so handsome 871 00:57:39,590 --> 00:57:41,882 and your looks will influence your skill 872 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,115 You shouldn't be afraid. You must work hard. 873 00:57:46,132 --> 00:57:48,599 You must work hard. You will be a bad guy again one day. 874 00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:50,057 Come on, you can do this. 875 00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:51,157 Yeah 876 00:58:08,882 --> 00:58:10,732 Brother, is this too much? 877 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,932 Too much? 878 00:58:17,132 --> 00:58:19,590 You should know the roles we are playing 879 00:58:19,590 --> 00:58:20,924 We should be bad, 880 00:58:21,257 --> 00:58:23,090 killing and setting fire are the only way 881 00:58:23,549 --> 00:58:24,840 people know that danger has come 882 00:58:25,174 --> 00:58:27,382 They will protect their treasure 883 00:58:27,715 --> 00:58:29,507 We'll make them give us the divine stone 884 00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:31,707 If we don't take action, the stone will be taken by others for sure! 885 00:58:38,715 --> 00:58:40,382 It's your opportunity to take advantage 886 00:58:40,382 --> 00:58:41,799 You take this. Take it! 887 00:58:41,882 --> 00:58:43,149 - It's difficult for me - They will give it to us 888 00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:44,757 Just take it 889 00:58:44,757 --> 00:58:47,274 You're welcome. Take it. Take it. 890 00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:49,174 I'm not ready. Maybe next time. 891 00:58:49,215 --> 00:58:50,382 Listen to me, OK 892 00:58:50,382 --> 00:58:52,415 Be a good boy or I'll beat you 893 00:58:52,757 --> 00:58:54,090 You know what, just take it. You're good at this. 894 00:59:01,090 --> 00:59:03,382 - Are you stupid? - I didn't mean to set a real fire 895 00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:12,865 Brother! Brother! Brother! 896 00:59:13,257 --> 00:59:14,274 Hurry up, we should leave! 897 00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:16,115 What? Leave? 898 00:59:16,132 --> 00:59:17,190 Wake them up! 899 00:59:17,674 --> 00:59:19,757 They will grab what is important 900 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:21,357 Master! Fire! 901 00:59:22,299 --> 00:59:24,215 Wake up! 902 00:59:24,215 --> 00:59:25,715 It's on fire! 903 00:59:26,715 --> 00:59:29,499 Brother! Wake up! 904 00:59:29,507 --> 00:59:30,507 There's a fire! 905 00:59:30,507 --> 00:59:31,715 Run! 906 00:59:31,715 --> 00:59:33,215 It's on fire, run, quickly! 907 00:59:33,215 --> 00:59:36,432 Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! 908 00:59:37,299 --> 00:59:38,590 Big Brother! 909 00:59:38,590 --> 00:59:40,824 Quickly! Run quickly! 910 00:59:42,757 --> 00:59:43,840 Big Brother! 911 01:00:07,674 --> 01:00:10,399 Master...w hat are you doing? 912 01:00:12,215 --> 01:00:14,549 Aren't I supposed to transmit air to you 913 01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:16,757 and you deliver it to him? 914 01:00:17,007 --> 01:00:18,507 No! 915 01:00:19,549 --> 01:00:20,757 I understand 916 01:00:42,799 --> 01:00:44,732 - Wake up, wake up - That's good! 917 01:00:47,549 --> 01:00:48,565 I'm awake 918 01:00:48,924 --> 01:00:50,007 Just as I said! 919 01:00:50,007 --> 01:00:51,090 He has such bad temper, 920 01:00:51,090 --> 01:00:52,257 he won't die so easily 921 01:00:53,965 --> 01:00:55,507 You've been in a coma for three days 922 01:00:55,507 --> 01:00:57,049 We all took turns caring for you 923 01:00:57,049 --> 01:00:58,090 That's what we should do, 924 01:00:58,090 --> 01:01:00,299 we're family 925 01:01:04,257 --> 01:01:05,265 OK, OK 926 01:01:05,715 --> 01:01:07,507 We shouldn't bother you 927 01:01:08,090 --> 01:01:09,174 Have a good rest 928 01:01:12,049 --> 01:01:13,215 Before you sleep, 929 01:01:13,215 --> 01:01:14,590 you should brush your teeth 930 01:01:15,549 --> 01:01:16,715 Let's go, let's go 931 01:01:19,049 --> 01:01:20,257 I'll leave now 932 01:01:20,257 --> 01:01:21,299 Have a good rest 933 01:01:23,590 --> 01:01:24,590 Thank you all 934 01:01:29,049 --> 01:01:30,590 Master just said 935 01:01:31,674 --> 01:01:33,049 we are family 936 01:01:33,715 --> 01:01:34,807 Yes 937 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:35,840 I heard that 938 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,299 he said we are family 939 01:01:38,299 --> 01:01:40,382 If we are family members... 940 01:01:41,424 --> 01:01:44,132 so we just set fire to our own home? 941 01:01:44,924 --> 01:01:47,574 Brother, are you going soft? 942 01:01:49,090 --> 01:01:51,090 When you said family just now, 943 01:01:51,090 --> 01:01:52,257 you didn't wrinkle your nose 944 01:01:54,465 --> 01:01:55,557 Really? 945 01:02:33,174 --> 01:02:34,924 Let's go 946 01:02:34,924 --> 01:02:36,507 Let's go 947 01:02:36,507 --> 01:02:38,965 Go ahead 948 01:02:38,965 --> 01:02:42,424 Let's go, go ahead 949 01:02:42,424 --> 01:02:44,257 Let's go 950 01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:50,715 Everyone! 951 01:02:50,715 --> 01:02:53,632 We just experienced a terrible fire 952 01:02:54,049 --> 01:02:56,007 and all the people of "Own Goal" Temple 953 01:02:56,007 --> 01:02:58,715 have been reborn 954 01:02:58,715 --> 01:03:00,090 It is said that as long as the 955 01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,340 master and the apprentice hold the same spirit 956 01:03:03,340 --> 01:03:05,132 we can cut through metal together 957 01:03:05,507 --> 01:03:06,632 Come here, come here! 958 01:03:06,632 --> 01:03:07,840 Look at the camera 959 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,790 Yeah, look at the camera 960 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:10,965 Yeah! 961 01:03:10,965 --> 01:03:13,049 "Own Goal" Temple is back! 962 01:03:13,049 --> 01:03:14,599 Come on, say hello! 963 01:03:14,674 --> 01:03:16,632 Yeah! 964 01:03:27,299 --> 01:03:29,507 Everyone has a birthday 965 01:03:30,090 --> 01:03:32,090 and when your birthday comes, 966 01:03:32,090 --> 01:03:35,090 the Moon sister will watch you from the sky 967 01:03:35,090 --> 01:03:36,215 and tell you 968 01:03:36,215 --> 01:03:37,340 after a birthday 969 01:03:37,340 --> 01:03:38,674 you've earned your age 970 01:03:39,007 --> 01:03:40,549 But we don't have a mother 971 01:03:40,549 --> 01:03:43,132 and we don't know our birthdays 972 01:03:44,215 --> 01:03:47,207 Master Long Eyebrow said July 7th, 973 01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:48,799 the anniversary of the temple, 974 01:03:48,799 --> 01:03:50,549 is your birthday 975 01:03:50,549 --> 01:03:52,715 All of us will celebrate with you 976 01:03:52,715 --> 01:03:53,757 Yay!!! 977 01:03:54,090 --> 01:03:55,857 Brother, when is your birthday? 978 01:03:57,382 --> 01:03:59,757 Since I was little, I grew up eating in different homes 979 01:04:01,174 --> 01:04:03,840 and even the date on my ID card is fake 980 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:04,899 What about you? 981 01:04:05,632 --> 01:04:07,915 I think we're different 982 01:04:08,007 --> 01:04:10,065 My father celebrates my birthday when he's drunk. 983 01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:22,049 You guys! 984 01:04:22,049 --> 01:04:23,674 Don't steal the cake! 985 01:04:23,965 --> 01:04:25,590 I'll beat your ass! How dare you run! 986 01:04:25,632 --> 01:04:27,215 Did you hear something? 987 01:04:27,215 --> 01:04:29,132 I just heard mention of cake 988 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,674 Why cake? 989 01:04:32,049 --> 01:04:33,924 Is this somebody's birthday? 990 01:04:33,924 --> 01:04:35,590 It's none of our business 991 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:37,632 Oh, right! 992 01:04:37,924 --> 01:04:39,799 Do you remember the day we registered? 993 01:04:39,799 --> 01:04:41,174 The date I filled in for 994 01:04:41,174 --> 01:04:42,549 my birthday is today, 995 01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:43,799 November 11th! 996 01:04:44,882 --> 01:04:46,590 So they're preparing for your birthday? 997 01:04:47,007 --> 01:04:48,465 Impossible! 998 01:04:48,757 --> 01:04:50,174 How could it be possible? 999 01:04:51,174 --> 01:04:52,674 That must be the so-called 1000 01:04:52,674 --> 01:04:54,965 "whipped cream" on the birthday cake 1001 01:04:59,382 --> 01:05:01,390 Brother, why is it bitter? 1002 01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:03,157 Are you stupid? 1003 01:05:04,382 --> 01:05:05,632 Chocolate is bitter? 1004 01:05:05,632 --> 01:05:07,174 Isn't chocolate black? 1005 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,382 It's not good to have white chocolate? 1006 01:05:09,382 --> 01:05:10,590 You're so ignorant 1007 01:05:53,590 --> 01:05:55,882 What important day it is today? 1008 01:05:55,882 --> 01:05:58,315 Yeah, yeah, what is today? 1009 01:06:02,965 --> 01:06:03,924 You mean today? 1010 01:06:03,924 --> 01:06:06,524 - Ah! - It is an important day! 1011 01:06:06,549 --> 01:06:08,415 I would have forgotten if you didn't remind me! 1012 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,140 Today is "Double Eleven" Day, 1013 01:06:11,215 --> 01:06:13,215 a great time for shopping on Taobao 1014 01:06:13,215 --> 01:06:14,424 We should hurry up! 1015 01:06:14,715 --> 01:06:16,349 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - That's right! 1016 01:06:17,632 --> 01:06:19,549 I wanna see which toy I want to buy 1017 01:06:19,549 --> 01:06:22,482 Face mask sales, everything at a 30% discount! 1018 01:06:23,174 --> 01:06:24,999 No...no, no, no 1019 01:06:25,007 --> 01:06:27,124 Today is a very important day 1020 01:06:30,549 --> 01:06:32,674 I almost forget! 1021 01:06:32,674 --> 01:06:34,674 Today is... 1022 01:06:35,757 --> 01:06:37,257 is... 1023 01:06:37,257 --> 01:06:39,924 the day when "Pearl Princess of China" has its 200th episode 1024 01:06:39,965 --> 01:06:42,382 rebroadcast and has its last episode shown 1025 01:06:44,424 --> 01:06:45,474 Let's go! 1026 01:06:46,299 --> 01:06:47,640 - Let's watch "Pearl Princess of China"! - Let's watch TV! 1027 01:06:47,674 --> 01:06:49,490 - Quickly! - Hurry up, hurry up! 1028 01:06:51,924 --> 01:06:52,924 Sit down, Master 1029 01:06:54,007 --> 01:06:56,965 Who sent you to get close to the emperor? 1030 01:06:56,965 --> 01:06:58,040 Tell me! 1031 01:07:00,549 --> 01:07:03,299 I just wonder how stubborn you can be 1032 01:07:04,965 --> 01:07:05,965 Why did you do this? 1033 01:07:05,965 --> 01:07:07,549 I have no ill will towards you 1034 01:07:07,549 --> 01:07:08,840 No ill will? 1035 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:12,507 You colluded with that evil princess to make me suffer 1036 01:07:12,507 --> 01:07:14,499 Today, it's time for me to take my revenge 1037 01:07:20,299 --> 01:07:24,049 Happy birthday to you, 1038 01:07:24,049 --> 01:07:26,882 Happy birthday to you... 1039 01:07:26,882 --> 01:07:28,424 Brother, let's celebrate your birthday 1040 01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:29,632 Hurry up, blow out the candle 1041 01:07:36,590 --> 01:07:38,049 Are you fool?! 1042 01:07:38,049 --> 01:07:39,132 If I can't blow out the candle, 1043 01:07:39,132 --> 01:07:41,382 I'll fall on even days for a whole year 1044 01:07:41,674 --> 01:07:42,924 Don't you know how unlucky I am now? 1045 01:07:42,924 --> 01:07:44,757 Didn't you just blow it out? 1046 01:07:44,757 --> 01:07:46,549 Because I'm smart! 1047 01:07:47,132 --> 01:07:49,215 I'll light up another candle, and you can blow it out again 1048 01:07:51,465 --> 01:07:55,174 (English) 1049 01:07:55,215 --> 01:07:58,840 (English) 1050 01:07:58,882 --> 01:08:02,674 (English) 1051 01:08:02,715 --> 01:08:05,924 (English) 1052 01:08:06,465 --> 01:08:10,299 (English) 1053 01:08:10,924 --> 01:08:15,382 (English) 1054 01:08:15,382 --> 01:08:20,257 Happy birthday to Wei 1055 01:08:20,299 --> 01:08:24,840 (English) 1056 01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,340 Happy birthday to you! 1057 01:08:32,799 --> 01:08:34,049 Happy birthday to Wei! 1058 01:08:35,049 --> 01:08:38,090 Happy birthday to you! 1059 01:08:52,882 --> 01:08:54,382 It's too long since I checked my phone 1060 01:08:54,382 --> 01:08:56,382 Brother Blast almost attacked me by voicemail 1061 01:08:56,382 --> 01:08:57,632 I'd better call him back 1062 01:09:11,799 --> 01:09:13,549 What are you looking at? Stand watch 1063 01:09:22,715 --> 01:09:24,349 Hello, Brother Blast 1064 01:09:24,757 --> 01:09:25,590 It's Wei 1065 01:09:25,590 --> 01:09:27,465 Are you crazy? 1066 01:09:27,465 --> 01:09:29,257 You bastard finally appeared! 1067 01:09:29,257 --> 01:09:30,249 What the hell are you doing? 1068 01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:31,549 Do you want to die now? 1069 01:09:31,549 --> 01:09:33,465 Brother Blast, listen to me 1070 01:09:33,465 --> 01:09:34,715 What are you going to tell me? 1071 01:09:35,007 --> 01:09:36,507 Don't you value your life? 1072 01:09:37,257 --> 01:09:38,507 Or are you just ignoring me? 1073 01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:39,674 Be careful, I'll kill you 1074 01:09:39,674 --> 01:09:42,257 Brother Blast, my signal is not good here 1075 01:09:43,174 --> 01:09:44,674 You bastard, 1076 01:09:44,674 --> 01:09:45,757 I'll kick your ass 1077 01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:47,090 Why you so many excuses? 1078 01:09:47,507 --> 01:09:49,749 - Brother Blast, I know - Bullshit! 1079 01:09:50,257 --> 01:09:51,715 How do you survive you idiot? 1080 01:09:51,715 --> 01:09:53,590 Even a snail can do this! 1081 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:54,674 Did your mother give birth to a brainless child? 1082 01:09:54,674 --> 01:09:56,840 Can you just fucking listen to me?! 1083 01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:05,007 Brother Blast, 1084 01:10:05,007 --> 01:10:06,257 did you hear something? 1085 01:10:08,965 --> 01:10:09,965 Bastard, 1086 01:10:09,965 --> 01:10:10,965 you got balls 1087 01:10:12,049 --> 01:10:14,765 Brother Blast, I learned from you 1088 01:10:15,299 --> 01:10:16,382 Bullshit 1089 01:10:17,007 --> 01:10:18,299 Did you get the stone? 1090 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:19,899 The stone? Brother... 1091 01:10:20,507 --> 01:10:22,465 ...the stone...is... 1092 01:10:22,549 --> 01:10:24,357 ...almost...in my charge 1093 01:10:25,299 --> 01:10:26,674 What are you saying? 1094 01:10:28,090 --> 01:10:29,340 So you don't have it?! 1095 01:10:29,674 --> 01:10:31,607 No, brother...that is, it's... 1096 01:10:31,674 --> 01:10:34,190 it's just...I know where it is... 1097 01:10:34,215 --> 01:10:36,174 ...just one or two days...I'll have it 1098 01:10:36,215 --> 01:10:37,465 I just wondered... 1099 01:10:37,465 --> 01:10:39,132 if I needed to report it to you. 1100 01:10:39,132 --> 01:10:40,415 ...so that you weren't worried 1101 01:10:40,799 --> 01:10:41,874 Listen, 1102 01:10:42,549 --> 01:10:44,182 don't blame me for being cruel and mean 1103 01:10:44,465 --> 01:10:46,007 If you can't get the divine stone, 1104 01:10:47,049 --> 01:10:48,415 I'll kill everyone at the temple 1105 01:10:48,465 --> 01:10:49,515 Just wait for me 1106 01:10:50,174 --> 01:10:51,224 Brother Blast... 1107 01:10:57,590 --> 01:10:59,874 What are you looking at? I told you to be a look out 1108 01:11:06,382 --> 01:11:08,274 Brother, we've been found 1109 01:11:08,590 --> 01:11:10,549 Maybe we can just do it, 1110 01:11:10,549 --> 01:11:12,007 kill them all 1111 01:11:12,590 --> 01:11:14,007 What the fuck? 1112 01:11:15,090 --> 01:11:16,424 You just said we're family 1113 01:11:17,090 --> 01:11:18,340 If your mother found that you're doing something wrong 1114 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:20,215 would you kill your mother? 1115 01:11:35,174 --> 01:11:38,607 Wei, I just want to talk with you alone 1116 01:11:42,674 --> 01:11:43,840 Keep watch 1117 01:11:49,007 --> 01:11:50,057 You... 1118 01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:53,049 You should not pretend to be pitiful 1119 01:11:54,799 --> 01:11:56,215 I come here today because 1120 01:11:56,215 --> 01:11:57,674 I want to tell you 1121 01:11:58,965 --> 01:12:00,507 why I left you back then 1122 01:12:00,924 --> 01:12:02,549 I left because of an unspoken difficulty 1123 01:12:02,549 --> 01:12:03,757 Difficulty? 1124 01:12:04,924 --> 01:12:06,549 It must be some self guilt 1125 01:12:07,049 --> 01:12:09,574 Yes, that's right 1126 01:12:12,465 --> 01:12:13,799 before I met you 1127 01:12:14,965 --> 01:12:16,399 I was pregnant before the marriage 1128 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,465 and the father of my child abandoned me 1129 01:12:20,965 --> 01:12:22,965 Liang is your name 1130 01:12:23,424 --> 01:12:25,757 and your mother gave you a tattoo on your arm 1131 01:12:25,757 --> 01:12:28,215 as the sign for a future reunion 1132 01:12:31,882 --> 01:12:32,957 Later on, 1133 01:12:33,757 --> 01:12:35,090 I met you 1134 01:12:37,257 --> 01:12:39,924 I missed my child even more 1135 01:12:39,924 --> 01:12:41,549 When I went back to the orphanage 1136 01:12:43,465 --> 01:12:45,549 the child was gone 1137 01:12:48,049 --> 01:12:49,257 For these years 1138 01:12:49,715 --> 01:12:51,465 I acted crazy 1139 01:12:51,465 --> 01:12:53,340 and I only wished to find him 1140 01:12:56,174 --> 01:12:57,965 So you left me without any words 1141 01:12:59,132 --> 01:13:01,549 and you think that I'll believe you now? 1142 01:13:04,799 --> 01:13:06,965 Today, I came here to tell you 1143 01:13:07,715 --> 01:13:08,882 why I'm here 1144 01:13:11,590 --> 01:13:13,782 Here, this place is to practice Kung Fu 1145 01:13:14,299 --> 01:13:16,132 On the plate outside 1146 01:13:16,132 --> 01:13:18,732 it reads "Important Place for Practice", "Staff Admittance Only" 1147 01:13:19,340 --> 01:13:20,715 I'm sure that 1148 01:13:20,715 --> 01:13:22,440 the "Own Goal" divine stone is hidden here 1149 01:13:23,507 --> 01:13:25,299 I've done all things you wanted me to do 1150 01:13:25,299 --> 01:13:27,532 and as to the promise you made, can you keep it now? 1151 01:13:29,715 --> 01:13:32,149 you want to know where your child is? That's simple. 1152 01:13:33,465 --> 01:13:35,757 After Brother Convex beat the principal of the kintergarden, 1153 01:13:35,757 --> 01:13:37,082 we have the information you want 1154 01:13:38,132 --> 01:13:41,424 However, only after I get what I want 1155 01:13:41,924 --> 01:13:43,840 will you get what you want 1156 01:13:44,507 --> 01:13:45,882 You're a mother 1157 01:13:46,424 --> 01:13:47,590 I know how you feel 1158 01:13:48,049 --> 01:13:49,399 You've been waiting so many years 1159 01:13:49,757 --> 01:13:51,424 You won't care about a few days 1160 01:13:54,174 --> 01:13:55,465 Can you promise me, 1161 01:13:55,757 --> 01:13:57,807 you'll get what you want and not hurt anyone else? 1162 01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:01,299 It's meaningless for you to tell me this 1163 01:14:02,215 --> 01:14:03,290 I admit, 1164 01:14:03,674 --> 01:14:06,340 I loved you so much before 1165 01:14:06,340 --> 01:14:07,590 but now, 1166 01:14:08,590 --> 01:14:10,632 you're a dead to me, 1167 01:14:13,007 --> 01:14:14,340 just like this tattoo 1168 01:14:14,757 --> 01:14:16,632 We can't go back 1169 01:14:20,549 --> 01:14:21,549 You can go now 1170 01:14:25,590 --> 01:14:26,674 Get out 1171 01:14:53,549 --> 01:14:54,615 Master! 1172 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:57,257 You...when did you get here 1173 01:14:57,965 --> 01:14:59,424 What you said 1174 01:14:59,757 --> 01:15:01,299 I've heard it all 1175 01:15:02,049 --> 01:15:03,815 No, master, 1176 01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:06,090 It's not what you think it is 1177 01:15:06,090 --> 01:15:07,090 I just 1178 01:15:07,507 --> 01:15:08,715 want to tell her 1179 01:15:08,715 --> 01:15:10,082 we should protect the environment 1180 01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:12,657 You! If you don't wrinkle your nose, 1181 01:15:12,674 --> 01:15:14,215 I'd believe you 1182 01:15:20,049 --> 01:15:23,757 All what should be gone has gone away 1183 01:15:24,424 --> 01:15:28,715 All memories have faded away 1184 01:15:29,299 --> 01:15:32,549 Even if we have said goodbye 1185 01:15:32,549 --> 01:15:36,299 I can't see any bitterness in your eyes 1186 01:15:37,715 --> 01:15:40,590 All things you give me 1187 01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:43,924 is just a baseless story, 1188 01:15:45,882 --> 01:15:48,299 the more innocent your smile, 1189 01:15:48,299 --> 01:15:51,882 the more I will love you, 1190 01:15:51,882 --> 01:15:53,799 In the twinkling of an eye 1191 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:55,757 some understandings 1192 01:15:55,757 --> 01:15:59,799 some promises will never be realized 1193 01:15:59,799 --> 01:16:01,674 In a second, 1194 01:16:01,674 --> 01:16:03,674 I find that I'm no longer 1195 01:16:03,674 --> 01:16:07,090 familiar with your face like I was before. 1196 01:16:07,674 --> 01:16:11,215 My snowy world... 1197 01:16:12,715 --> 01:16:13,924 OK 1198 01:16:13,924 --> 01:16:17,257 What is love? 1199 01:16:17,257 --> 01:16:20,382 Love drives men crazy 1200 01:16:21,090 --> 01:16:22,965 I feel your pain, 1201 01:16:22,965 --> 01:16:24,424 your suffering, 1202 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:26,132 the things that have passed 1203 01:16:26,132 --> 01:16:27,965 You don't need to talk about it to me 1204 01:16:29,049 --> 01:16:31,007 The past has passed 1205 01:16:31,007 --> 01:16:33,924 Tomorrow, go down the mountain and back to your home 1206 01:17:07,215 --> 01:17:09,132 We're here today, 1207 01:17:09,132 --> 01:17:11,507 hoping that you can give us the "Own Goal" divine stone 1208 01:17:12,340 --> 01:17:14,715 It's a priceless treasure 1209 01:17:15,132 --> 01:17:17,065 It belongs to the one who is capable and worthy of holding it. 1210 01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:18,632 So the winner today, 1211 01:17:18,965 --> 01:17:20,674 shall own the treasure 1212 01:17:22,757 --> 01:17:24,257 That's good. 1213 01:17:24,674 --> 01:17:27,757 I can't just give you the stone because of what you say 1214 01:17:28,090 --> 01:17:30,340 It depends on your competence 1215 01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:33,949 It is said that whatever moves you read in Kung Fu novels, 1216 01:17:33,965 --> 01:17:35,299 they're at the "Own Goal" Temple 1217 01:17:35,299 --> 01:17:36,590 No matter how strong Kung Fu is, 1218 01:17:36,632 --> 01:17:39,782 they can't fight against a single bullet 1219 01:17:40,590 --> 01:17:42,674 That's not true at all 1220 01:17:53,965 --> 01:17:55,424 They 're a little troublesome for me 1221 01:18:00,632 --> 01:18:03,132 Maybe next time, you can try a shotgun 1222 01:18:04,799 --> 01:18:05,874 Don't move! 1223 01:18:06,382 --> 01:18:07,290 Exactly! 1224 01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:10,215 Is your bone harder than the bullet? 1225 01:18:11,424 --> 01:18:14,199 Young man, you just said that 1226 01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:16,132 the strongest should have the treasure 1227 01:18:16,132 --> 01:18:17,757 So why should you have the stone? 1228 01:18:19,549 --> 01:18:20,757 With that! 1229 01:18:23,465 --> 01:18:24,557 Old bastard 1230 01:18:24,715 --> 01:18:25,840 give me that 1231 01:18:26,424 --> 01:18:27,590 or I'll kill them 1232 01:18:29,799 --> 01:18:30,965 You promised 1233 01:18:30,965 --> 01:18:32,740 that if you had the stone, you'd spare them 1234 01:18:34,382 --> 01:18:35,390 Auntie! 1235 01:18:35,549 --> 01:18:38,424 How can you stand with those bad guys? 1236 01:18:38,799 --> 01:18:39,890 I'm so sorry 1237 01:18:41,132 --> 01:18:42,715 I'm also a bad guy 1238 01:18:43,090 --> 01:18:45,132 Don't hurt them 1239 01:18:45,507 --> 01:18:47,882 They know where the divine stone is 1240 01:18:48,340 --> 01:18:50,132 Let them show you the way 1241 01:18:50,382 --> 01:18:51,915 The Brotherhood has come from the city 1242 01:18:51,965 --> 01:18:53,257 This is real trouble 1243 01:18:53,715 --> 01:18:55,507 So what should we do now? 1244 01:18:55,507 --> 01:18:57,465 Maybe we can pretend to be passer-byers 1245 01:18:57,465 --> 01:18:58,465 I've got another idea 1246 01:18:58,465 --> 01:18:59,465 OK 1247 01:19:04,257 --> 01:19:05,274 This way 1248 01:19:11,215 --> 01:19:12,632 What? Stand up! 1249 01:19:15,174 --> 01:19:16,749 - Stop holding me! - Run! 1250 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:18,099 - Just run! - Why would I let you run? 1251 01:19:18,132 --> 01:19:19,524 How dare you kick me! Try now! 1252 01:19:19,590 --> 01:19:20,682 Liang! 1253 01:19:20,757 --> 01:19:21,757 Run away! 1254 01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:23,374 Liang? 1255 01:19:26,757 --> 01:19:28,299 - What are you doing? - Leave me alone 1256 01:19:37,049 --> 01:19:38,132 Just come out! 1257 01:19:38,507 --> 01:19:39,757 I can see you! 1258 01:19:40,215 --> 01:19:41,699 Give me...out, out, out! 1259 01:19:41,757 --> 01:19:42,815 Come out! 1260 01:19:58,090 --> 01:19:59,174 Little bastard! 1261 01:19:59,590 --> 01:20:01,407 Come out! Little bastard! 1262 01:20:01,465 --> 01:20:02,540 Come out! 1263 01:20:09,340 --> 01:20:10,374 Yay!!! 1264 01:20:10,674 --> 01:20:12,382 Yeah!!! 1265 01:20:13,132 --> 01:20:14,140 Comehere! 1266 01:20:16,132 --> 01:20:17,057 Little bastard! 1267 01:20:17,090 --> 01:20:18,340 Where are you, come out now! 1268 01:20:18,340 --> 01:20:20,207 - Come out! - Don't, don't come out! 1269 01:20:20,299 --> 01:20:21,349 Shut up! 1270 01:21:44,799 --> 01:21:46,965 Wow! So handsome! 1271 01:21:46,965 --> 01:21:48,132 Wow! 1272 01:21:56,882 --> 01:21:59,882 Boy, you're so handsome, I love you so much! 1273 01:22:05,965 --> 01:22:07,049 Boy! don't run away 1274 01:22:07,049 --> 01:22:08,090 Stop! 1275 01:22:12,965 --> 01:22:14,674 Is it your name, Liang? 1276 01:22:16,215 --> 01:22:17,465 I'm your mother 1277 01:22:18,632 --> 01:22:20,732 I...I have no mother 1278 01:22:20,799 --> 01:22:23,299 My mother abandoned me long ago 1279 01:22:30,382 --> 01:22:31,590 Sorry 1280 01:22:33,090 --> 01:22:34,840 Sorry, I'm so sorry 1281 01:22:35,299 --> 01:22:36,465 Sorry 1282 01:22:41,215 --> 01:22:42,382 Sorry 1283 01:22:48,340 --> 01:22:49,799 I never knew that 1284 01:22:50,090 --> 01:22:51,924 people can catch bullets with bare hands 1285 01:22:53,215 --> 01:22:54,715 but you have no hands now 1286 01:22:56,549 --> 01:22:58,215 To be honest, I don't want to kill people 1287 01:22:58,465 --> 01:22:59,924 as long as I can get what I want, 1288 01:23:01,132 --> 01:23:02,340 I guarantee everyone lives 1289 01:23:02,882 --> 01:23:04,549 But if you don't cooperate 1290 01:23:07,174 --> 01:23:08,799 Don't play games, boy! 1291 01:23:56,799 --> 01:23:57,840 Don't come any closer! 1292 01:23:58,215 --> 01:23:59,465 Or I'll shoot! 1293 01:24:01,549 --> 01:24:02,632 I'll shoot for real! 1294 01:24:03,299 --> 01:24:04,307 I'll shoot you now! 1295 01:24:40,549 --> 01:24:43,882 Brother, you'd be dead if you were here 3 minutes earlier 1296 01:24:44,299 --> 01:24:46,049 Come on, release us fast 1297 01:24:47,965 --> 01:24:49,507 Before I release you, 1298 01:24:49,507 --> 01:24:51,507 you need to tell me the code 1299 01:24:52,674 --> 01:24:53,840 Brother... 1300 01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:55,090 Exactly! 1301 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:56,715 I now have the divine stone 1302 01:24:56,715 --> 01:24:58,757 but need the code 1303 01:24:58,757 --> 01:25:00,632 You're the only one who knows 1304 01:25:00,632 --> 01:25:01,715 without the code 1305 01:25:01,715 --> 01:25:04,465 the stone will no longer be divine. 1306 01:25:05,799 --> 01:25:07,090 In front of my Master, 1307 01:25:07,090 --> 01:25:08,507 I've taken an oath 1308 01:25:08,507 --> 01:25:10,549 To never speak it, even it rots my stomach 1309 01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:12,849 Master, you have my support 1310 01:25:14,382 --> 01:25:16,257 I'll make the choice for you 1311 01:25:20,507 --> 01:25:22,132 if I have to 1312 01:25:22,132 --> 01:25:24,382 Your brains will spill out 1313 01:25:26,299 --> 01:25:27,382 Release me, 1314 01:25:27,382 --> 01:25:28,715 I'll go get the divine stone 1315 01:25:30,590 --> 01:25:31,840 You're so stupid 1316 01:25:32,465 --> 01:25:33,757 The one I gave you 1317 01:25:33,757 --> 01:25:35,590 is a fake 1318 01:25:36,382 --> 01:25:38,465 I hold the real one 1319 01:25:38,465 --> 01:25:40,340 Just tell me the code! 1320 01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:41,757 Brother, what should we do? 1321 01:25:41,757 --> 01:25:43,299 What kind of role will we play? 1322 01:25:44,299 --> 01:25:46,049 This time, 1323 01:25:47,049 --> 01:25:48,674 we play ourselves 1324 01:25:51,049 --> 01:25:52,840 This is our home! 1325 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,215 If they want trouble, 1326 01:25:54,215 --> 01:25:57,549 they'll need my permission! 1327 01:26:11,049 --> 01:26:12,140 Brother! 1328 01:26:14,174 --> 01:26:16,174 No eyes on your back? 1329 01:26:26,882 --> 01:26:27,840 Fat boy! 1330 01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:28,857 You came back! 1331 01:26:29,007 --> 01:26:30,782 Yes, master, and I've brought you chickens 1332 01:28:29,799 --> 01:28:32,132 You made a wish on the divine stone 1333 01:28:32,549 --> 01:28:34,257 You wanted me to live again 1334 01:28:34,257 --> 01:28:35,382 Why? 1335 01:28:36,090 --> 01:28:39,215 Because we're brothers 1336 01:28:41,882 --> 01:28:44,215 Of the five followers of the Master, 1337 01:28:44,965 --> 01:28:46,674 you're the dumbest 1338 01:28:51,132 --> 01:28:52,257 I finally realize 1339 01:28:53,257 --> 01:28:54,674 why all people 1340 01:28:55,965 --> 01:28:57,715 show me respect 1341 01:29:00,549 --> 01:29:02,007 I finally know 1342 01:29:03,215 --> 01:29:04,507 the truth, that 1343 01:29:08,174 --> 01:29:09,715 when you're at the end of your rope 1344 01:29:11,132 --> 01:29:12,965 the only thing you can think of 1345 01:29:14,549 --> 01:29:15,799 is nothing 1346 01:29:17,090 --> 01:29:18,549 But this 1347 01:29:24,465 --> 01:29:25,799 I beg you... 1348 01:29:25,799 --> 01:29:27,465 I beg you... 1349 01:29:28,924 --> 01:29:30,724 Daughter...daughter... 1350 01:29:30,799 --> 01:29:31,857 I'm so sorry 1351 01:29:35,340 --> 01:29:36,390 Liang, 1352 01:29:37,257 --> 01:29:38,507 Daddy feels sorry for you... 1353 01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:39,882 help him stand up 1354 01:29:39,882 --> 01:29:41,549 I'm so sorry 1355 01:29:44,424 --> 01:29:45,924 Come on, stand up 1356 01:29:52,174 --> 01:29:54,840 You can abandon you dignity 1357 01:29:55,632 --> 01:29:57,799 and cry before me, down on your knees 1358 01:29:58,424 --> 01:29:59,424 It means that you've been 1359 01:29:59,674 --> 01:30:01,507 caught by the Devil in your heart 1360 01:30:02,799 --> 01:30:05,924 The "Own Goal" divine stone is the treasure of the temple 1361 01:30:06,257 --> 01:30:07,840 The founder gave strict orders to 1362 01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:09,632 never sell the stone, no matter the offer 1363 01:30:10,049 --> 01:30:11,174 However, 1364 01:30:11,174 --> 01:30:12,465 we can lend it to you 1365 01:30:13,965 --> 01:30:15,715 There are two sentences 1366 01:30:16,174 --> 01:30:17,882 I hope you can remember with your heart 1367 01:30:19,257 --> 01:30:21,340 So long as you believe in Buddhism, 1368 01:30:22,007 --> 01:30:24,965 your daughter and all other people 1369 01:30:24,965 --> 01:30:27,507 will be happy all the time 1370 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:30,465 Happy Birthday! 1371 01:31:07,549 --> 01:31:08,640 Wei, 1372 01:31:09,757 --> 01:31:11,774 it's been awhile since we last earned extra money 1373 01:31:14,007 --> 01:31:15,382 I have no pennies in my pocket 1374 01:31:17,340 --> 01:31:19,065 The pocket might be stuck in between my ass 1375 01:31:21,007 --> 01:31:21,924 Hey -- 1376 01:31:21,924 --> 01:31:23,965 when can we go on another mission? 1377 01:31:25,382 --> 01:31:26,590 I'm broke 1378 01:31:27,424 --> 01:31:29,215 so I have to be careful where I spend money 1379 01:31:29,882 --> 01:31:31,465 People go through different stages 1380 01:31:32,007 --> 01:31:33,840 We've committed all sorts of crimes 1381 01:31:34,215 --> 01:31:35,257 but now 1382 01:31:35,257 --> 01:31:37,090 we're entering another stage 1383 01:31:38,049 --> 01:31:39,090 To put it simply, 1384 01:31:39,799 --> 01:31:41,199 we're starting with a clean slate 1385 01:32:24,799 --> 01:32:27,590 Open the door, please! 1386 01:32:27,590 --> 01:32:28,840 Warrior! 1387 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:29,965 Open the door, please! 1388 01:32:33,632 --> 01:32:35,590 "Gifted Leg of Stormy Evil" 1389 01:32:35,590 --> 01:32:37,132 starts with a squat 1390 01:32:37,132 --> 01:32:38,882 How can it? 1391 01:32:42,215 --> 01:32:43,674 Brother, does everybody sit just so? 1392 01:32:48,049 --> 01:32:51,132 (English) 1393 01:35:09,924 --> 01:35:11,174 Hong, 1394 01:35:11,174 --> 01:35:12,799 it's you! 1395 01:35:14,590 --> 01:35:16,674 Hong! Yes, yes, it's Hong! 1396 01:35:16,674 --> 01:35:18,299 Since you left, 1397 01:35:18,299 --> 01:35:20,799 I've stayed in the temple 1398 01:35:20,799 --> 01:35:22,507 no matter how hard the days were 1399 01:35:22,507 --> 01:35:24,965 I waited for you, alone and miserably, for thirty years 1400 01:35:24,965 --> 01:35:28,049 Do you remember the wild flowers I gave you years ago? 1401 01:35:38,174 --> 01:35:40,465 And that love song I sang to you? 1402 01:35:45,549 --> 01:35:48,549 And that electric spiritual climax? 1403 01:35:48,549 --> 01:35:50,924 You must remember, you must remember! 1404 01:35:53,215 --> 01:35:55,865 Master, you mistake me for another 1405 01:35:56,507 --> 01:35:57,799 I'm not Hong 1406 01:35:59,382 --> 01:36:00,882 I'm just here to use the toilet 1407 01:36:01,215 --> 01:36:02,232 Use..? 1408 01:36:05,924 --> 01:36:07,215 Come with me 1409 01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:12,890 Can... 1410 01:36:13,299 --> 01:36:15,215 Can I have a photo with you? 1411 01:36:16,174 --> 01:36:18,540 It's not appropriate to take a photo when I'm on the toilet 91899