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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:49,215 Merry Christmas! 2 00:01:49,282 --> 00:01:51,350 Merry Christmas! 3 00:01:54,887 --> 00:01:57,188 Merry Christmas! 4 00:01:57,256 --> 00:01:59,523 Merry Christmas! 5 00:02:01,927 --> 00:02:05,929 Thank you, ma'am. Merry Christmas! 6 00:02:05,997 --> 00:02:08,014 Thank you. Thank you. 7 00:02:08,082 --> 00:02:12,252 Merry Christmas! Ha ha, ho ho! 8 00:02:12,319 --> 00:02:15,020 Merry Christmas! 9 00:02:16,873 --> 00:02:19,073 Thank you, sir. 10 00:02:19,141 --> 00:02:22,159 And a merry Christmas to you. 11 00:02:22,227 --> 00:02:24,262 Merry Christmas! 12 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:38,207 Oh, boy. 13 00:02:43,178 --> 00:02:46,563 Shit. He's got kids. 14 00:02:46,631 --> 00:02:49,599 Dog, cat... shit. 15 00:02:49,668 --> 00:02:52,802 That's no good. It's no good. 16 00:03:05,164 --> 00:03:07,531 I-I-I-I-I... 17 00:03:17,874 --> 00:03:20,743 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. 18 00:03:20,811 --> 00:03:23,846 It has been two weeks since my last confession. 19 00:03:23,914 --> 00:03:27,182 Is that Bill Firpo? 20 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,184 Uh, yes, father. 21 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:32,266 It's been five years since you've been to confession. 22 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:34,078 Is that how you're gonna start? 23 00:03:34,121 --> 00:03:37,556 - I'm sorry, father. - It's okay. 24 00:03:37,624 --> 00:03:42,427 Father... I found a wallet in the street. 25 00:03:42,495 --> 00:03:44,629 Did you do the right thing? 26 00:03:44,697 --> 00:03:49,184 Well... yes, father, I did, eventually, 27 00:03:49,252 --> 00:03:52,119 with great difficulty. 28 00:03:52,187 --> 00:03:54,538 I dropped it in the mail. 29 00:03:54,605 --> 00:03:59,441 It had over $800 in it, which I counted many times on the subway. 30 00:03:59,509 --> 00:04:02,978 I feel as if I've ruined my karma, father, 31 00:04:03,046 --> 00:04:07,999 and that something bad is gonna happen as a result of this transgression. 32 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:10,968 How many letters is that? 33 00:04:11,036 --> 00:04:15,205 Transgression? Uh... I don't know. 34 00:04:15,273 --> 00:04:18,458 Uh... 13. Why, father? 35 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,626 Never mind. 36 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,779 Did you mail the wallet back? Yes. 37 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:29,568 I realized, uh... I'm really not that much different than my two brothers. 38 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,403 I can easily be led astray. 39 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:36,627 Speaking of which, have you seen tonight's paper? 40 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:37,816 No. Why? 41 00:04:37,859 --> 00:04:41,244 Well, according to the post, they may be home for the holidays. 42 00:04:41,312 --> 00:04:45,247 No, that's not possible. They're not up for parole until march. 43 00:04:45,315 --> 00:04:48,334 According to this article, because of overcrowding, 44 00:04:48,402 --> 00:04:51,336 anyone who's eligible for parole through June... 45 00:04:51,404 --> 00:04:54,639 is being considered for an early release. 46 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:09,301 I'm in big trouble now. 47 00:05:09,369 --> 00:05:13,772 The pterodactyl. It was a lizard back in prehistoric times... 48 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:18,710 who developed an outside digit of the forelimb which became greatly elongated... 49 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:22,080 in order to support a winged membrane. 50 00:05:22,146 --> 00:05:27,150 Now, he used this membrane to fly high above his predators, 51 00:05:27,218 --> 00:05:31,486 which you gotta remember, was way back in the cretaceous period. 52 00:05:31,554 --> 00:05:34,790 And as far as periods go, oh, it was a mother. 53 00:05:37,559 --> 00:05:40,595 - Mr. Firpo. - Uh, yes? 54 00:05:40,663 --> 00:05:43,263 Where's all this going? 55 00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:46,099 Oh. Uh... well, uh... 56 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:49,201 Eh, skipping, skipping, skipping, eh... 57 00:05:49,269 --> 00:05:54,673 What I, uh, I believe is that once released from this prison, 58 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:59,010 I, much like my reptilian brother, shall take wing... 59 00:05:59,078 --> 00:06:01,163 and fly high above my problems... 60 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:07,967 Never to return! 61 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:11,855 That's it. 62 00:06:11,922 --> 00:06:15,657 That was very moving, Mr. Firpo. 63 00:06:15,725 --> 00:06:20,762 But the prison psychiatry board says you're incapable of telling the truth. 64 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:23,030 Well, that's a lie. 65 00:06:30,054 --> 00:06:35,407 Alvin Firpo. You have been labeled a kleptomaniac. 66 00:06:38,645 --> 00:06:40,911 Alvin! 67 00:06:40,979 --> 00:06:43,881 Are you all right, Mr. Firpo? 68 00:06:43,949 --> 00:06:47,184 Okay. How you guys doin'? 69 00:06:47,251 --> 00:06:49,485 My name's Alvin Firpo. 70 00:06:49,553 --> 00:06:54,723 And what I've learned in prison is that robbin' and stealin' and all that horseshit... 71 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:57,893 There's somethin' that ain't right about it. You know what I mean? 72 00:06:57,961 --> 00:07:01,279 A lot of guys in here disagree with me, but they're servin' time. 73 00:07:01,347 --> 00:07:05,850 I'm up for parole. Connect the dots. Connect 'em. 74 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:08,318 So long, fellas. So long! 75 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,054 ♪ Yeah! 76 00:07:11,122 --> 00:07:13,123 Fresh air! Yes, sir. 77 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:17,059 ♪ So long, Jerry. Bye, boys. 78 00:07:17,127 --> 00:07:19,328 So long, Jerry. Take it easy. 79 00:07:19,396 --> 00:07:21,996 - Smiley. Smiley, I'm gonna miss ya. - Yeah, right. 80 00:07:22,298 --> 00:07:23,833 Do me a favor. Get yourself something nice. 81 00:07:23,857 --> 00:07:24,657 All right. Thank you. 82 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,967 Enjoy it, smiley. You stay out of trouble. 83 00:07:27,035 --> 00:07:28,304 Hey, Bill! How are ya? 84 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:31,330 All right. Let's start this off on the right foot. 85 00:07:31,373 --> 00:07:33,739 Whatever it is, the answer's no. 86 00:07:33,807 --> 00:07:36,876 "No"? "No" what? What are you talking about? 87 00:07:36,944 --> 00:07:39,878 Whatever it is that you want me to do, the answer's no. 88 00:07:39,946 --> 00:07:42,381 Does that apply to me too, Bill? No. I got no beef with you. 89 00:07:42,448 --> 00:07:44,383 You sure? Yes. 90 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:46,890 'Cause I wouldn't want you to be pissed at me. No. You're fine. 91 00:07:46,952 --> 00:07:49,586 Really? There's no problem between us? There's startin' to be. 92 00:07:49,654 --> 00:07:54,724 Well, it's nice to see you too. All right. Let's go see ma. 93 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:57,693 Hey, Alvin. I heard the economy was in the shithouse. 94 00:07:57,761 --> 00:08:01,196 I had no idea. Look at that abandoned car. 95 00:08:01,264 --> 00:08:02,819 It's my car. What the... 96 00:08:02,845 --> 00:08:03,723 Oh. Sorry. 97 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,900 It's, uh... it's nice. 98 00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:08,903 You gotta be kiddin'! 99 00:08:10,972 --> 00:08:13,674 Boy, I bet the space shuttle makes less noise. 100 00:08:13,741 --> 00:08:17,094 Hey, Alvin. I never seen stalactites in a car before. 101 00:08:17,161 --> 00:08:19,495 Stalactites! 102 00:08:19,563 --> 00:08:22,631 I can see nothing's changed. 103 00:08:22,699 --> 00:08:25,783 Yeah, nothin's changed, huh, Dave? 104 00:08:29,638 --> 00:08:32,039 Alvin, we're free. That's right. Free as a bird. 105 00:08:32,106 --> 00:08:34,535 Hey, Bill, you think this crate could make it to Pennsylvania? 106 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,627 I got this friend in prison. He's practically on his deathbed. 107 00:08:37,695 --> 00:08:42,132 He asked me to do him this favor. He gave me a letter explaining everything. 108 00:08:42,199 --> 00:08:44,250 Here. You gotta read this. 109 00:08:44,317 --> 00:08:46,552 It'll make you cry. 110 00:08:50,273 --> 00:08:51,973 I detect resistance. 111 00:08:53,976 --> 00:08:59,529 I knew you'd react like that. That's why I got another copy for your future perusal. 112 00:08:59,597 --> 00:09:02,482 You two are on parole. You cannot leave the state. You are in my custody. 113 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:06,869 You cannot go. So just quiet down, my little one, and call me dad. 114 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,321 Hey, dad. 115 00:09:09,389 --> 00:09:12,390 Can we stop and get some ring dings and milk? 116 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:14,559 Ring dings and milk? Ring dings and milk! 117 00:09:14,627 --> 00:09:17,794 Oh, yeah! Then we can get some balloons, and we can go to the puppet show. 118 00:09:17,862 --> 00:09:21,715 - What are you, two years old? - Oh, well pardonez-moi. 119 00:09:21,783 --> 00:09:25,318 We're not all fancy, upscale restaurateurs like you, Bill. 120 00:09:25,386 --> 00:09:28,804 Fine, fine. Then we'll get some ring dings and milk for the child in the back. 121 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,805 Heh heh! Yummy, yummy. 122 00:09:44,302 --> 00:09:47,486 Shit! 123 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,858 Idiot! 124 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:59,330 Come here! 125 00:09:59,397 --> 00:10:01,665 Hey! What's the problem? 126 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:04,101 Come on, I... what are you... 127 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:08,822 No, no! It's all right! Put the money back! 128 00:10:23,084 --> 00:10:25,869 All right, all right, all right, all right! 129 00:10:25,937 --> 00:10:29,123 ¡policia! ¡policia! 130 00:10:32,525 --> 00:10:35,345 Get your hand out of your pocket! 131 00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:40,882 Son of a bitch! I'm not with you five minutes, and I'm being chased by cops! 132 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:54,160 Come here! Up against the wall! 133 00:10:54,228 --> 00:10:56,628 Come here! Come on! Come on! 134 00:10:56,696 --> 00:10:59,430 Get up against the wall! Get up against the wall! 135 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:03,701 - Come on! - Freeze, goddamn it! I'll shoot! 136 00:11:03,769 --> 00:11:07,071 Sergeant Dickman, off duty, Queens! What is your name, rookie? 137 00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:07,920 Birdie. 138 00:11:07,946 --> 00:11:11,066 I got the mayor up my ass on account of punks like you! 139 00:11:11,109 --> 00:11:14,404 So stop jackin' off, get the car and pick up this scum! 140 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:15,253 Okay. 141 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,345 - Move! - Yes, sir! 142 00:11:26,572 --> 00:11:30,173 You know, Bill, there are 8,000,000 stories in the naked city. 143 00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:33,510 Not all of them revolve around you. Come on. Don't hold back, ma. 144 00:11:33,578 --> 00:11:36,879 That's cream corn. Look at that stuff. One more. Come on. That's delicious. 145 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:42,267 Can't beat it with a stick. Thank you. Yeah, warm me up. It's great to be home, ma. 146 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,170 I miss this little piece of heaven. Yeah. I missed you, ma. 147 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,505 I missed you boys too. 148 00:11:48,573 --> 00:11:51,575 You know what else I miss around here? 149 00:11:51,642 --> 00:11:55,995 I miss all the creature comforts we used to have when you boys were around... 150 00:11:56,062 --> 00:11:58,931 Vcrs, big-screen tvs. 151 00:11:58,999 --> 00:12:00,933 You remember? Yeah. 152 00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:04,836 Boy, you could hardly move in here. 153 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:08,272 Hardly move! Big-screen TV! 154 00:12:08,339 --> 00:12:12,009 Yeah, I wonder who misses them more... you or the original owners. 155 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:15,378 Aw, baloney. Are you sayin' that stuff was stolen? 156 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:18,097 No, ma. Dave and Alvin would never steal anything. 157 00:12:18,165 --> 00:12:21,199 They're saints. That car wash robbed itself. 158 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,385 We were at the park all day. 159 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:28,389 They didn't have a shred of evidence, 'cept for our fingerprints. 160 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:31,125 What's this? 161 00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:34,962 Oh. You don't wanna read that, ma. That's a real heartbreaker. 162 00:12:35,029 --> 00:12:38,431 - Yeah, ma. That's wicked bad. - Mm. 163 00:12:38,499 --> 00:12:44,153 "Dear Dave and Alvin. It's been five years since I've seen my daughter. 164 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:48,340 "As I told you before, she refuses to visit me here. 165 00:12:48,407 --> 00:12:51,810 "I'm gettin' old, and I can't stand the thought... 166 00:12:51,877 --> 00:12:53,977 "of another Christmas... 167 00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:58,615 "Going by without seeing her. 168 00:12:59,751 --> 00:13:02,084 "Her name is Sarah, 169 00:13:02,152 --> 00:13:06,155 "and she's the only thing in the world that means anything... 170 00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:08,423 "to me. 171 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,076 "I know I'm askin' a lot, 172 00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:15,263 "but I would like for you to look her up in that town I mentioned to you, 173 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,832 "Paradise, Pennsylvania, 174 00:13:17,899 --> 00:13:21,501 "and beg her to come see me. 175 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:30,809 "I know Bein' on parole, you're not supposed to leave the state. 176 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:35,747 "But you two bastards owe me for all the shit I've done for you, 177 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:40,282 "and if you don't do it, I promise I will somehow escape from this place, 178 00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:43,702 "track you down like dogs, 179 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:48,623 "rip off your heads and shit down your throats. 180 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:51,609 "All my love this holiday season, 181 00:13:51,677 --> 00:13:54,645 Vic Mazzucci." 182 00:13:54,712 --> 00:13:57,447 Bravo. Oh, come on! 183 00:13:57,515 --> 00:13:59,865 I gotta get out of this loony bin. 184 00:13:59,933 --> 00:14:02,468 How can you ignore a man like this? 185 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:06,504 Ma, I'm sure he's the nicest killer on "c" block, but I really got to get to work. 186 00:14:06,572 --> 00:14:10,091 Look, has anybody seen my wallet? 187 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:12,726 If your head wasn't screwed on... 188 00:14:12,794 --> 00:14:15,029 Fine. I'm leaving. 189 00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:20,266 Good evening. May I assist you with your specials tonight? Yes, waiter. 190 00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:23,036 Actually, I'm the, uh, the manager. 191 00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:25,280 What exactly is in the bouillabaisse? I'll call you back. 192 00:14:25,304 --> 00:14:27,355 Well, it's a variety of things, actually. 193 00:14:27,423 --> 00:14:31,326 It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika... 194 00:14:31,393 --> 00:14:33,978 Hey! Is my brother doin' a great job? 195 00:14:34,046 --> 00:14:35,997 Oh, we're very proud of him. 196 00:14:36,064 --> 00:14:40,167 Would you please, uh... Would you please excuse me for a moment? 197 00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:42,986 What are you doing here? I'm here to save your life! 198 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:45,654 You gotta get out of here. This is where I work. Yeah, but... 199 00:14:45,722 --> 00:14:48,824 This is where I work. Do not come down here and screw things up, okay? 200 00:14:48,892 --> 00:14:51,159 Whatever it is, we'll talk about it at home. 201 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:53,494 You don't understand. You can't go home. 202 00:14:53,562 --> 00:14:56,263 Holy shit! They're here already. 203 00:14:56,331 --> 00:14:59,499 Hm. Well, we gotta give these cops one thing, they're efficient. 204 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:02,502 What are you talking about? Your wallet! 205 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,971 You dropped your wallet at the scene of the crime in the Bronx. 206 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,784 The cops were at the house. They're askin' ma questions. Cops... Did ma... 207 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,042 That's right! I'm here to rescue you. Calm down. 208 00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:13,778 Me and Alvin borrowed a car. Let's go. Okay. 209 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:17,647 Hey! Come on! Let's go! 210 00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:20,483 - Come on! Run! - Hurry up! 211 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,853 Let's get outta here! 212 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:27,356 I can't tell you how sorry I am. 213 00:15:38,199 --> 00:15:41,719 What's going on at the house? Yeah. 214 00:15:42,721 --> 00:15:44,954 What? You're kiddin'! 215 00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:49,258 Oh, no. You think we should stay out of New York altogether? 216 00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:51,927 Ma, it's Christmas Eve, and we're... 217 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:56,231 Yeah, well, we're in New Jersey now. That's not far enough away? 218 00:15:56,299 --> 00:16:01,085 Yeah, but, ma, we want to come home. It's chri... Yeah, but we... 219 00:16:03,887 --> 00:16:07,056 All right. All right. Yeah, I'll tell him. 220 00:16:07,124 --> 00:16:09,876 Yeah. I love you too. All right. 221 00:16:11,378 --> 00:16:14,062 Here, Bill. I got you this. 222 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,882 Something to read. 223 00:16:16,949 --> 00:16:19,517 Take your mind off of things. 224 00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:23,670 Can I play... Hm? 225 00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:26,957 Listen, I got more bad news. Ma says the cops are at the house. 226 00:16:27,025 --> 00:16:28,909 They're just drivin' her nuts. 227 00:16:28,977 --> 00:16:33,813 Maybe we can go to Pennsylvania, and Alvin and I could do that favor for our friend... 228 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,665 And his daughter. What I'd like to do... 229 00:16:36,732 --> 00:16:41,002 Is go back home. 230 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:44,288 You know, Bill, maybe if we did something for somebody else, 231 00:16:44,356 --> 00:16:47,324 it'd have a way of coming back around for us. 232 00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:51,278 - You set me up. - What? 233 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:57,098 Is this, uh... is this one of your elaborate schemes? 234 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,718 Oh, come on. Now, would I do that to you? Dave... 235 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,288 I know how your mind works. 236 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,892 You know exactly what you're doin'... 237 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,528 And the whole time... You stand there... 238 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,798 With this "who, me?"... 239 00:17:14,865 --> 00:17:19,785 Expression... On your face! 240 00:17:21,521 --> 00:17:23,537 You're doing it right now. 241 00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:29,959 All right. Get in the car. Just get in the car. 242 00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,496 Alvin, is it me? 243 00:17:32,563 --> 00:17:34,797 Move! 244 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,389 Look, guys... I'm a sport. I'm here. 245 00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:07,125 You know, and so... do me a favor. 246 00:18:07,193 --> 00:18:11,262 Let's try to keep this as inconspicuous as possible. Oh, absolutely. 247 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,192 Timmy! 248 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,363 Merlin, are you okay? 249 00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:36,900 - Easy, Merlin. Easy. Easy. - Very nice, very nice. Another cop. 250 00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:40,103 All right. Let me through there. Timmy, what happened? 251 00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:42,671 I fell, dad. Are you hurt? 252 00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:45,407 I'm all right, dad. How about Merlin? 253 00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:47,476 Merlin's fine. Merlin's fine. 254 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,879 Hey, I'm real sorry, you know. It's just that, uh, he rode right out in front of us. 255 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,997 I didn't know what to do. 256 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,265 Is he retarded? Yeah. 257 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,618 Come here a second. 258 00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:04,607 Look. My boy's a little slow. You understand? 259 00:19:04,674 --> 00:19:06,875 - I'm sure it wasn't your fault. - Anybody hurt? 260 00:19:06,943 --> 00:19:09,211 No. Everybody's fine, Father Gorenzel. Oh, good. 261 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:12,380 - That'd be no way to start Christmas Eve. - Heh! Right. 262 00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:17,718 All right. Back up, everybody. Just go on with your business. There's nothing here to watch. 263 00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:21,988 Thanks. Thanks very much. Thank you. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, boys. 264 00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:26,558 Is there anything I can do to help you? Uh, no. I don't think so. 265 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:29,111 What are you here for, the winterfest? 266 00:19:29,179 --> 00:19:32,331 Yeah, that and we're looking for a Sarah Mazzucci. 267 00:19:32,398 --> 00:19:36,717 Mazzucci? I don't think there's anybody by the name of Sarah Mazzucci in this town. 268 00:19:36,785 --> 00:19:40,487 As a matter of fact, the only Sarah I know is a Sarah Collins. 269 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,556 She works right there. Where? 270 00:19:43,624 --> 00:19:46,692 Right there. Heh! Oh. 271 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,529 The town bank. 272 00:19:49,596 --> 00:19:52,414 Imagine that. Yeah. Imagine that. 273 00:19:52,481 --> 00:19:57,519 Well, if you get your car out of the way, we'll get the traffic movin'. See ya later. Thank you. 274 00:19:57,586 --> 00:20:01,254 Well, let's go check it out. He just said her name was Collins. 275 00:20:01,323 --> 00:20:05,041 Maybe she got married. 276 00:20:16,435 --> 00:20:21,339 ♪ Do you see what I see ♪ do you see what I see 277 00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:24,175 - ♪ way up in the sky little lamb ♪ - honey, you have to sign this. 278 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,398 Where could she be? Where could she be? 279 00:20:49,981 --> 00:20:54,550 ♪ Do you know what I know ♪ what I know what I know ♪ 280 00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:59,220 ♪ in your palace warm mighty king ♪ 281 00:20:59,288 --> 00:21:03,858 ♪ do you know what I know ♪ what I know what I know ♪ 282 00:21:03,926 --> 00:21:08,629 ♪ a child, a child shivers in the cold ♪ 283 00:21:08,696 --> 00:21:13,065 ♪ let us bring him silver and gold ♪ 284 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:16,235 ♪ let us bring him silver and gold ♪ 285 00:21:16,303 --> 00:21:19,571 wait a minute. Hold up. Excuse me. 286 00:21:19,639 --> 00:21:21,857 Those are for the children. 287 00:21:21,924 --> 00:21:26,260 And the sign says "take a pen," not "take all the pens." Oh. 288 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,696 Can I have 'em back? The pen... it said, "take"... 289 00:21:28,763 --> 00:21:30,763 Come on. Oh. 290 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,234 It said on the sign... All of them. All of them. 291 00:21:34,301 --> 00:21:38,237 Give 'em up. It said... it said... 292 00:21:40,273 --> 00:21:42,557 Are you all right? 293 00:21:44,326 --> 00:21:47,995 Okay. Okay. 294 00:21:48,063 --> 00:21:51,514 Sarah, honey. All the pens are gone. 295 00:21:51,582 --> 00:21:55,551 - Yeah, I know. I have them right here, Mr. Anderson. 296 00:21:55,619 --> 00:21:58,787 New customer? Heh heh! 297 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,908 Sarah? 298 00:22:02,976 --> 00:22:05,777 Sarah Collins? Yeah? 299 00:22:05,845 --> 00:22:08,847 Are you married? Why? Are you gonna propose? 300 00:22:08,914 --> 00:22:11,298 Yes. 301 00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:14,051 Do I know you? 302 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:21,808 - No. I'm Bill. I apologize for my brother. - He's, uh... 303 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:26,962 Ohh... mentally retarded. 304 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:31,749 You know, he's a diabetic, and we were afraid he was gonna go into Insulin shock. 305 00:22:31,816 --> 00:22:34,652 I said, "hey, why don't you go and find yourself... 306 00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:37,504 Something sweet?" 307 00:22:39,306 --> 00:22:41,741 It was nice meeting you. Yes. It was nice meeting you, 308 00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:44,809 nice meeting you. Very nice, Sarah. Sarah. 309 00:22:49,081 --> 00:22:51,082 Wrong Sarah? 310 00:22:51,149 --> 00:22:54,651 Well, I guess that just depends on how you look at it, doesn't it? 311 00:22:54,719 --> 00:22:56,719 Yeah. 312 00:22:56,787 --> 00:23:01,324 Hey, Bill, don't you just love this old, classic architecture? 313 00:23:01,392 --> 00:23:03,692 Forget it. 314 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:08,662 Forget what? I got eyes. I know you. Forget it. 315 00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:12,666 One, I ain't doin' it, no matter how good it looks. 316 00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:16,136 And two, there's no money in the vault. 317 00:23:26,179 --> 00:23:29,831 And what have we here? $275,000. 318 00:23:29,898 --> 00:23:33,901 Would you mind signing here, Mr. Anderson? 319 00:23:33,969 --> 00:23:36,103 You all right? 320 00:23:36,170 --> 00:23:38,205 See you, boys. 321 00:23:38,272 --> 00:23:40,273 Alvin, come on. 322 00:23:40,341 --> 00:23:42,842 Merry Christmas. Good night, sir. 323 00:23:42,910 --> 00:23:44,977 Where the hell are we going in such a hurry? 324 00:23:45,045 --> 00:23:47,413 It doesn't matter. Just get us out of here. 325 00:23:47,481 --> 00:23:49,814 What's the matter? What's the matter? 326 00:23:49,882 --> 00:23:52,317 Yeah. 327 00:23:52,385 --> 00:23:55,553 I'm telling you, if I had a gun on me right now, 328 00:23:55,621 --> 00:23:58,722 I'd go in that bank and take that place over. 329 00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:02,526 Say, Bill. 330 00:24:02,593 --> 00:24:07,280 Would you be terribly upset with me if I were to tell you... 331 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:11,116 That there may possibly be guns... 332 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:14,485 In the trunk? Alvin, pull the car over. 333 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:17,138 What? Pull it over! 334 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,541 All right, all right, all right! Easy! 335 00:24:27,147 --> 00:24:29,482 All right. Get out of the car. 336 00:24:32,085 --> 00:24:34,152 Come on. 337 00:24:36,189 --> 00:24:38,323 Get out. All right, all right. 338 00:24:40,158 --> 00:24:43,710 What is your problem? 339 00:24:43,778 --> 00:24:46,513 There's guns in the trunk, and I got a problem? 340 00:24:46,581 --> 00:24:49,259 Hey, I borrowed the car from fast Eddie. Who the hell is fast Eddie? 341 00:24:49,283 --> 00:24:53,852 He owns the gun shop on Morris park Avenue. Oh, terrific. 342 00:24:53,919 --> 00:24:56,554 So chances are, there's an arsenal back there. 343 00:24:56,622 --> 00:25:00,358 There's probably a couple of shotguns and .45s. Oh. Uh-huh. 344 00:25:00,425 --> 00:25:03,844 But you haven't actually seen these guns, have you, Dave. 345 00:25:03,912 --> 00:25:07,581 No. No, just an assumption. No, we haven't seen... 346 00:25:09,199 --> 00:25:11,668 Oh, my God! Guns! 347 00:25:13,936 --> 00:25:15,937 Big surprise, huh? 348 00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:20,140 ♪ Up on the housetop reindeer pause ♪ 349 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,910 which way do you think the mouse is headed? ♪ out jumps good old 350 00:25:22,978 --> 00:25:25,613 ♪ Santa claus down through the chimney ♪ 351 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,547 ♪ with lots of toys start with the cheese and move backwards. 352 00:25:28,616 --> 00:25:31,517 ♪ All for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪ 353 00:25:31,585 --> 00:25:36,788 ♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪ 354 00:25:36,855 --> 00:25:40,824 ♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪ 355 00:25:40,892 --> 00:25:44,928 ♪ up on the housetop click, click, click ♪ 356 00:25:44,996 --> 00:25:49,065 ♪ down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 357 00:26:05,913 --> 00:26:08,114 Hmm. 358 00:26:09,951 --> 00:26:13,652 ♪ Ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪ 359 00:26:13,719 --> 00:26:17,656 ♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪ 360 00:26:17,723 --> 00:26:22,193 ♪ Up on the housetop click, click, click ♪ 361 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:27,013 ♪ down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 362 00:26:33,503 --> 00:26:37,439 You idiot! We're about to rob a bank, and you're gonna get us pinched for stealin' hats? 363 00:26:37,507 --> 00:26:39,541 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 364 00:26:39,608 --> 00:26:44,279 What? I was... I was... 365 00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:50,151 I was... you gotta be kidding me? What are you doing? 366 00:26:50,218 --> 00:26:53,970 Hmm. What? 367 00:26:54,038 --> 00:26:56,088 I can't even... 368 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,467 Oh, and, uh, however much these cost. 369 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:22,694 Would you quit hoverin' 'round me like bad news? 370 00:27:22,762 --> 00:27:27,131 What do you want me to do? Bag this stuff. 371 00:27:27,199 --> 00:27:29,533 All of it? No. 372 00:27:29,602 --> 00:27:33,036 Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to. 373 00:27:33,104 --> 00:27:36,973 Oh, Christ on a crooked crutch! Get out of the way! 374 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:41,343 You boys here for the winterfest? 375 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:45,196 No, we're just... We're just passin' through. 376 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:47,032 ♪ Just passin' through? 377 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:51,284 Just passin' through! Passin'. 378 00:28:11,753 --> 00:28:15,122 Whoa! Don't shut it off. What? 379 00:28:15,189 --> 00:28:17,657 We won't have time to hot-wire it again. 380 00:28:17,725 --> 00:28:21,044 Bill, you do what you do, and I do what I do. 381 00:28:21,112 --> 00:28:25,097 That enhances my sense of security. 382 00:28:29,635 --> 00:28:31,903 All right. 383 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:34,505 All right. Let's do it! 384 00:28:43,997 --> 00:28:48,050 - All right! - This is a goddamn robbery! 385 00:28:48,118 --> 00:28:50,801 - Do not move! - Get your hands up now! 386 00:28:50,869 --> 00:28:54,338 Do not move! Get 'em up! Get away from that phone! Get 'em up! 387 00:28:54,406 --> 00:28:58,708 Who is talking? Who is talking? 388 00:28:58,710 --> 00:29:03,479 Do you boys really, um... Do you boys really want to do this? 389 00:29:03,547 --> 00:29:06,149 Do what? Wha... um... 390 00:29:07,601 --> 00:29:10,735 Heh! You know... Rob the bank. 391 00:29:10,803 --> 00:29:15,072 Absolutely! We have thought this over, and this is the thing to do! 392 00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:19,993 - Keep 'em up! - But-but on-on Christmas Eve? I... eh-eh... 393 00:29:20,061 --> 00:29:24,997 It doesn't seem right, don't you think? You're going to ruin the winterfest. 394 00:29:27,785 --> 00:29:30,051 The winterfest? 395 00:29:30,119 --> 00:29:34,173 I have a gun... And you're talkin' about the winterfest? 396 00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:36,241 Well, who are you? 397 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:40,861 - I'm married to Mr. Anderson... - Ooh, lucky him. 398 00:29:40,929 --> 00:29:44,047 The president of the bank. 399 00:29:44,114 --> 00:29:49,418 I... eh... the bank vault is closed right now. It's locked. 400 00:29:49,486 --> 00:29:53,189 I-it's locked? All right! Who's got the key? Raise your hand! 401 00:29:53,256 --> 00:29:56,958 Rai... oh. 402 00:29:57,025 --> 00:30:01,612 All right. Lower your hands. Who's got a key? Raise your hand. 403 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,615 You got... no? All right. Raise your hands. 404 00:30:04,683 --> 00:30:09,619 Key! Key! All right, you fashion queen. Who's got the key? 405 00:30:09,687 --> 00:30:13,222 - My husband is the only one with the key. - Ke-e-ey! Key! 406 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:18,510 My husband is the only one with a key, and I'm afraid he's out to lunch right now. 407 00:30:18,578 --> 00:30:20,777 Well, when's he get back? 408 00:30:20,845 --> 00:30:25,015 Oh, about, um... 45 minutes. 409 00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:29,736 Okay! Nobody move! Keep your hands up! Stay away from the phones! 410 00:30:31,572 --> 00:30:34,139 Forty-five minutes ain't bad. 411 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:38,244 You need a lobotomy. Don't get nasty with me. 412 00:30:38,311 --> 00:30:41,629 - It was just a suggestion. - Uh... eh... 413 00:30:41,697 --> 00:30:44,799 I'm gonna get ya. I'm comin' at ya. Oh, oh, oh. 414 00:30:44,866 --> 00:30:48,302 Mrs. Anderson. 415 00:30:51,622 --> 00:30:54,540 And gotcha! I'm coming, I'm coming. 416 00:30:54,607 --> 00:30:56,809 I'm coming, I'm coming. 417 00:30:58,044 --> 00:31:01,379 Keep 'em up! Where are you going? 418 00:31:01,447 --> 00:31:04,616 I'm going with you to get the key. No! You stay here! 419 00:31:04,683 --> 00:31:06,983 Don't you two fall in love. 420 00:31:08,953 --> 00:31:11,121 You heard him! I'm staying here! 421 00:31:11,188 --> 00:31:14,957 ♪ You do what you do and I do what I do ♪ 422 00:31:15,025 --> 00:31:17,976 you do what you do, and I do what I do. 423 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:21,079 Over there in the... In the coffee shop. 424 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:24,182 Ooh! ♪ I'm Alvin and you're Bill 425 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:27,951 huh? What? What? 426 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:32,422 Hey. Hey, what's goin' on? We done yet? 'Cause I'm starvin'. 427 00:31:32,489 --> 00:31:35,958 Vault's locked. Gotta get a key. Bank president's in there having lunch. Let's go. 428 00:31:36,026 --> 00:31:38,027 Oh, lunch. Good. 429 00:31:38,095 --> 00:31:43,999 Everybody, nothin's gonna happen. Keep your hands up and relax. 430 00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:46,300 What are you lookin' at? 431 00:31:46,368 --> 00:31:49,520 Look, let's sing a song. All right? It's Christmas. 432 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:57,794 Where is he? That's him in the back. 433 00:31:59,963 --> 00:32:02,714 ♪ Oh, you can't get to heaven ♪ 434 00:32:02,783 --> 00:32:05,650 - come on! - ♪ oh, you can't get to heaven 435 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:08,369 ♪ if you don't hold still ♪ ♪ if you don't hold still 436 00:32:08,437 --> 00:32:11,804 ♪ 'cause if you move ♪ 'cause if you move 437 00:32:11,872 --> 00:32:16,376 ♪ you're gonna get killed that's right. Feel better? 438 00:32:20,447 --> 00:32:22,698 Sorry. I'm sorry. 439 00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:26,184 Mr. Anderson? 440 00:32:26,252 --> 00:32:29,654 - I'll bring him over to the house if it's all right. - That would be nice. 441 00:32:29,722 --> 00:32:32,056 Has he got a friend he wants to bring? 442 00:32:35,026 --> 00:32:38,344 Nobody move, goddamn it! This is a robbery! 443 00:32:38,412 --> 00:32:41,714 It's a robbery! It's a robbery! It's a robbery! 444 00:32:41,782 --> 00:32:43,650 Shh! 445 00:32:43,717 --> 00:32:46,435 Where are you going? 446 00:32:48,454 --> 00:32:51,322 I... it's a robbery. 447 00:32:51,390 --> 00:32:54,158 I'm going to get you money out of the cash register. 448 00:32:54,225 --> 00:32:56,577 I'm robbing the bank! 449 00:32:58,846 --> 00:33:02,032 Well, the bank... Is across the street. 450 00:33:02,099 --> 00:33:04,283 I know the bank is across the street. 451 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:07,853 I need to get Mr. Anderson over there to open up the vault! 452 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:10,672 Could you hold this for a second? 453 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:15,910 Could ya? Thank you so much. All right. That looks tasty. A little salt never hurt. 454 00:33:15,978 --> 00:33:18,228 - Yum, yum. - What are you doing? 455 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:21,365 - I'm eatin' scrapple. - Don't touch any of that! We're gettin' out of here! 456 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:24,417 - It's got scallions. - Get your hands up! 457 00:33:26,553 --> 00:33:29,088 Well, well. 458 00:33:29,156 --> 00:33:34,426 Somebody got their Christmas bonus early. What do you think he did? Drink it? 459 00:33:34,494 --> 00:33:36,771 Hey, you're not gonna leave all these people here, are ya? 460 00:33:36,795 --> 00:33:40,263 I mean, any one of them will call the cops the second we're outta here. 461 00:33:51,307 --> 00:33:55,527 And breathe... and let it out. 462 00:33:55,595 --> 00:33:59,196 Good, good. It's just your basic yoga. I learned it in prison. 463 00:33:59,264 --> 00:34:02,527 It's good for tense situations like this... Robbery... or if you ever do go to prison. 464 00:34:02,551 --> 00:34:05,852 You're surrounded by 10 men. Helps to relax you. 465 00:34:08,723 --> 00:34:11,557 We're just gonna take the money, believe me. No one's gonna get hurt. 466 00:34:11,624 --> 00:34:16,428 We only want your cash. Move forward. Move forward. Go in. Move forward. 467 00:34:16,495 --> 00:34:18,596 Everybody come in. Keep your hands up. 468 00:34:18,664 --> 00:34:22,966 Anybody who moves will get shot, as will the person next to you. 469 00:34:23,034 --> 00:34:24,834 The two-for-one thing. 470 00:34:24,902 --> 00:34:28,105 I just got through relaxin' 'em. You're makin' 'em all panic. You stay here! 471 00:34:28,172 --> 00:34:31,374 All right. Get in. Just keep your hands up. Open the door. 472 00:34:31,441 --> 00:34:34,961 So it's ground beef-cheese-scallion scrapple. 473 00:34:35,028 --> 00:34:37,829 Heh heh! Thanks a lot. 474 00:34:37,897 --> 00:34:41,199 All right. Come on. Let's go. Keep your hands up. Move. 475 00:34:41,267 --> 00:34:43,600 You bring the whole town? 476 00:34:44,769 --> 00:34:46,837 Move forward. 477 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:50,906 Go forward. There's plenty of space. It's okay. 478 00:34:50,974 --> 00:34:52,842 Move! I'm mov... 479 00:34:52,910 --> 00:34:55,710 - Who here, this is their first robbery? - Raise your hand. 480 00:34:55,778 --> 00:34:59,131 Back off! Come on. Yeah, you? First one? 481 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:02,115 Come on! Back off. Okay. Back away. Back away! 482 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,252 All right, now. This is just a robbery. No one will get hurt. 483 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:10,390 For those of you just joining us, keep your hands up. We were doing a little yoga earlier. 484 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:14,043 I see there's some people still shaking. Let's breathe in. 485 00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:16,195 We're all right. Just stay out of their way. 486 00:35:16,262 --> 00:35:18,130 And out. 487 00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:23,100 Anybody have to go to the bathroom? Raise your hand. 488 00:35:23,168 --> 00:35:28,104 Huh! Tough! We'll be done here very shortly. 489 00:35:28,172 --> 00:35:32,859 This is something you will be able to take home with you after this robbery... 490 00:35:32,927 --> 00:35:37,296 A little exercise, which it looks like some of you could use. All right? 491 00:35:37,363 --> 00:35:39,515 So, let's breathe in. 492 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,716 Breath in. Good. Hold it. And let it out. 493 00:35:41,784 --> 00:35:45,420 Good. And one more deep breath in. 494 00:35:45,488 --> 00:35:49,155 Everybody. And let it out. Good. 495 00:35:49,223 --> 00:35:50,891 What the hell did you do? 496 00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:54,294 Shit! All right, back away! 497 00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:56,729 Everyone, keep your hands up! 498 00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:09,222 I'm Alvin Firpo, officer. I was just here... 499 00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:11,875 waiting to see when the meter ran out. 500 00:36:16,964 --> 00:36:19,682 Where's he goin'? 501 00:36:26,423 --> 00:36:29,440 Aw, g'wan, ya sons of bitches! 502 00:36:29,508 --> 00:36:32,226 - You want a piece of this? Come on! - Oof! 503 00:36:32,294 --> 00:36:35,144 - Come on. Come on. - Kiss my ass. 504 00:36:35,212 --> 00:36:37,747 Damn! 505 00:36:37,815 --> 00:36:40,016 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! 506 00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:45,120 Holy skunk! Yeah, you! What? Go! 507 00:36:49,158 --> 00:36:52,327 Hey! Alvin! 508 00:36:54,062 --> 00:36:56,396 Is he gonna do it again? Is he gonna do it again? 509 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:04,553 Well, didn't go out of your way, did ya? You're here, ain't ya? 510 00:37:56,716 --> 00:37:59,149 What's that? 511 00:37:59,217 --> 00:38:02,685 Oh, shit. I still got the keys to the vault on me. 512 00:38:06,306 --> 00:38:08,574 Same time next year. 513 00:38:13,295 --> 00:38:16,063 Hey, Mazzucci. Tell us about that bank you broke into. 514 00:38:16,131 --> 00:38:19,833 I'm tired of tellin' that story. Aw, Victor, come on. 515 00:38:19,901 --> 00:38:22,335 All right, all right. Tell it nice and slow. 516 00:38:22,404 --> 00:38:27,206 Okay. This bank is like a beautiful orchard. 517 00:38:27,274 --> 00:38:29,776 Only instead of fruit, there's money ripening on the vine. 518 00:38:29,843 --> 00:38:34,145 It's just waiting to be picked. I love the way he tells this story. 519 00:38:34,213 --> 00:38:37,514 No camera, and the security guard, he's older than water. 520 00:38:37,582 --> 00:38:40,952 Oh, this can't be true! Vic, what are we doin' in this joint? 521 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:44,737 Ooh! Ain't you worried about talkin' here? 522 00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:47,773 What if somebody beat ya to the punch? Are you crazy? 523 00:38:47,841 --> 00:38:51,943 Who's gonna double-cross him? He's buried more people than forest lawn! 524 00:38:56,099 --> 00:38:59,366 Vic, you know that bank job you guys are always talking about? 525 00:38:59,434 --> 00:39:02,153 - Yeah. What about it? - Was it in Pennsylvania? 526 00:39:02,221 --> 00:39:06,056 Yeah. Yeah. Why? Paradise? It just got robbed. Came over the TV. 527 00:39:06,123 --> 00:39:09,259 Hey, Vic. Isn't that where your daughter Sarah works? 528 00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:13,161 Do you think those Firpo brothers had anything to do with it? Those rat bastards. 529 00:39:13,914 --> 00:39:16,231 Vic? 530 00:39:16,299 --> 00:39:20,334 Aagh! 531 00:39:30,042 --> 00:39:32,444 Welcome to Paradise, gentlemen. 532 00:39:32,512 --> 00:39:35,213 Agent Peyser, sir. 533 00:39:35,281 --> 00:39:37,982 Right this way. I want agents at every roadblock. 534 00:39:38,049 --> 00:39:40,084 I don't trust these local cops. Okay. 535 00:39:40,152 --> 00:39:42,697 I don't care what their story is. Everybody everywhere is a suspect. 536 00:39:42,721 --> 00:39:44,855 You got it. Got it. 537 00:39:44,922 --> 00:39:48,191 Hi. I'm chief burnell. Special agent Peyser. 538 00:39:48,259 --> 00:39:51,727 Yeah. This is my son. He's deputy Timmy burnell. Okay. Okay. 539 00:39:51,795 --> 00:39:54,546 Hi! Hi. 540 00:39:54,614 --> 00:39:58,316 Move back, please. 541 00:39:58,384 --> 00:40:01,018 Move it! Move it. 542 00:40:01,086 --> 00:40:03,436 Whoo! The first thing I want to know... 543 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:05,939 Do think this bank was hit by locals or outsiders? 544 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:09,142 I can't really say, but we've never had a problem like this before. 545 00:40:09,209 --> 00:40:11,778 I can't really believe it would be anybody from town. 546 00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:14,613 Anybody suspicious around before the bank was robbed? Oh, well... 547 00:40:14,681 --> 00:40:17,382 Jesus Christ, Bernie. What the hell's goin' on? Hi, Ed. How ya doin'? 548 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:21,486 I tell ya, this town is crawlin' with tourists. That's 'cause of our winterfest. 549 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:25,689 Your guess is probably as good as mine. But there was three guys in town this morning. 550 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,058 Yeah. Nearly run over my kid. 551 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:32,461 - I've never seen 'em before. - This way. Watch your step. 552 00:40:32,529 --> 00:40:34,530 It's right through here. 553 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,865 What kind of car was it? 554 00:40:36,933 --> 00:40:39,201 Ah, an infinity. Merry Christmas, gentlemen. 555 00:40:39,269 --> 00:40:42,369 Merry Christmas. The snow came down pretty fast. 556 00:40:42,437 --> 00:40:45,306 Hopefully they're still in the area. Put out an A.P.B. On that car. 557 00:40:45,373 --> 00:40:50,443 I've already done that. Good. Well, with any luck, we ought to be able to find 'em, 558 00:40:50,511 --> 00:40:53,246 especially if they're heading north. 559 00:40:53,314 --> 00:40:55,380 Alvin. 560 00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:59,919 What? 561 00:40:59,986 --> 00:41:02,053 Where are we headed? 562 00:41:03,856 --> 00:41:06,124 North. 563 00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:12,545 - How do you know? - I swear we passed that farmhouse before. 564 00:41:12,613 --> 00:41:16,315 Right. Oh, no. All those farm houses, they look alike. 565 00:41:16,383 --> 00:41:19,401 Alvin, if we're going around in circles, I'm gonna break your neck. 566 00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:22,036 I just did what the map said. I made four lefts. 567 00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:25,606 Four lefts is a circle, you idiot! 568 00:41:25,675 --> 00:41:29,043 Are you sure? 569 00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:33,647 - Oh, state trooper. Oh, shit! Shit! - All right! Relax, relax. 570 00:41:33,714 --> 00:41:36,966 - Don't make eye contact. - He's turning around. 571 00:41:37,034 --> 00:41:40,185 We're just three guys drivin' down the road in a blizzard. All right. 572 00:41:40,253 --> 00:41:44,773 - Nothin' to get nervous about. All right? 573 00:41:47,943 --> 00:41:50,094 He's comin' after us. 574 00:41:50,162 --> 00:41:54,547 Oh, no, no, no, no. He's gaining on us. Just relax. 575 00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:57,250 Yes. What? I see it. 576 00:41:57,318 --> 00:42:00,186 He's gaining on us. Who cares? Alvin, step on it! 577 00:42:00,253 --> 00:42:04,773 I don't have any snow chains. The cop is comin' after us. 578 00:42:04,841 --> 00:42:06,941 Are you out of your mind? Go! 579 00:42:09,011 --> 00:42:11,946 - Hurry up! - Just be cool. Lay back. 580 00:42:43,023 --> 00:42:45,091 Ow! 581 00:42:45,759 --> 00:42:47,826 Oh, ow! 582 00:42:49,261 --> 00:42:52,997 Ooh! That hurt. 583 00:42:53,064 --> 00:42:56,867 Oww! You all right? 584 00:42:56,935 --> 00:42:59,852 Eh, I didn't have snow chains. 585 00:42:59,921 --> 00:43:03,639 - You have no brain either. - Hey! You guys all right? 586 00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:07,225 - Who the hell is that? - You just shut up, and let me do the talking. 587 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:13,280 Wha... What happened? Our car ran off the road. 588 00:43:13,348 --> 00:43:17,235 - Oh, my God! Are you okay? - Well, we're not dead, if that's what you mean. 589 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:21,455 - Didn't have snow chains! - Look, you guys are gonna freeze out here. 590 00:43:21,522 --> 00:43:24,590 - You better get in my car fast! - Can you take us to the interstate? 591 00:43:24,659 --> 00:43:27,676 No! No, the roads to the interstate are closed. 592 00:43:27,744 --> 00:43:31,013 - Can you take us anywhere? - You're gonna be singing at my aunt and Uncle's soon. 593 00:43:31,081 --> 00:43:33,447 You may as well brush up here, okay? 594 00:43:33,515 --> 00:43:37,285 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 595 00:43:37,352 --> 00:43:40,854 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 596 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:44,624 ♪ 'tis the season to be jolly ♪ 597 00:43:44,692 --> 00:43:48,060 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la 598 00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:51,696 ♪ don we now our gay apparel ♪ 599 00:43:51,764 --> 00:43:55,033 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 600 00:43:55,101 --> 00:43:58,452 ♪ troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 601 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:03,340 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 602 00:44:09,096 --> 00:44:11,263 Dick! Uncle Cliff. 603 00:44:11,330 --> 00:44:14,433 - Aah! Oh. - Oh, you okay? 604 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,584 I'm sorry. I just stubbed my toe. 605 00:44:16,652 --> 00:44:19,821 Oh, dear. I'm sorry it took me so long getting here. 606 00:44:19,888 --> 00:44:22,639 This is Bill, Dave and Alvin Firpo. 607 00:44:27,361 --> 00:44:31,897 Gee, Ed. Those were the guys that were in our store, aren't they? 608 00:44:31,965 --> 00:44:35,617 By God, Clovis, that's very observant of you. 609 00:44:35,685 --> 00:44:40,071 You know, it's a good thing they made us deputies, Clovis. 610 00:44:40,139 --> 00:44:43,341 They had an accident up at Hastings. I decided I'd bring them with me. 611 00:44:43,409 --> 00:44:46,076 Oh, dear! Well, come on in. I hope you don't mind. 612 00:44:46,144 --> 00:44:48,312 Not at all. Come on in out of the cold. 613 00:44:48,379 --> 00:44:50,823 Thank you. That's very kind. Dick's here. He brought some guests. 614 00:44:50,847 --> 00:44:52,849 Merry Christmas. 615 00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:55,184 Think he'll remember us? 616 00:44:55,252 --> 00:44:59,788 Can I take your bag? No! Hah! 617 00:44:59,855 --> 00:45:02,089 This is Mrs. Anderson. 618 00:45:02,157 --> 00:45:05,376 These guys had an accident up the road. I decided to bring 'em over here. 619 00:45:05,443 --> 00:45:07,378 Oh. 620 00:45:07,445 --> 00:45:10,363 I remember you from the bank this morning. 621 00:45:15,536 --> 00:45:19,437 How do you mean? Oh, I'm sorry. 622 00:45:19,505 --> 00:45:22,107 I don't mean to come off like I'm interrogating you, 623 00:45:22,175 --> 00:45:25,692 but the bank was robbed this afternoon... 624 00:45:25,761 --> 00:45:29,763 By three men. And on Christmas Eve? 625 00:45:29,830 --> 00:45:32,132 Well... what's this world coming to? 626 00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:35,402 Well, of course, I saw you talking with Sarah upstairs, 627 00:45:35,469 --> 00:45:38,220 so I knew you were all right. 628 00:45:39,690 --> 00:45:41,691 Upstairs? 629 00:45:41,758 --> 00:45:45,694 Oh, we call her Sarah upstairs. She rents a room from us. 630 00:45:45,761 --> 00:45:48,963 She's been here a couple of years now. Heh! 631 00:45:49,031 --> 00:45:52,065 That is... terrific. 632 00:45:52,133 --> 00:45:55,002 These poor gentlemen. First they get run off the road, 633 00:45:55,069 --> 00:45:58,521 and now we're practically accusing them of being bank robbers. 634 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,224 Oh! I think they've had enough excitement for one day. 635 00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:03,825 Don't you? You got that right, Mrs. A. 636 00:46:03,892 --> 00:46:07,395 Oh, Mrs.... I like that. 637 00:46:07,463 --> 00:46:09,546 Oh, aunt Hetty, um, I'm sorry. I hope you don't mind. 638 00:46:09,614 --> 00:46:12,933 I told these gentlemen I could get 'em a change of clothes. 639 00:46:19,539 --> 00:46:23,375 No, no, no. One for you. Thank you. 640 00:46:26,762 --> 00:46:29,881 Look, you can't do this. These are from your wife, obviously. 641 00:46:29,948 --> 00:46:33,467 Yes, that's right. Now I'm giving them to you. Merry Christmas, boys. 642 00:46:33,535 --> 00:46:36,820 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 643 00:46:36,888 --> 00:46:40,690 Oh, my goodness, son. Your lip is bleeding. 644 00:46:40,758 --> 00:46:43,609 Oh, my God. I must need some ointment or whatnot. 645 00:46:43,677 --> 00:46:46,478 - He's all right. - Do you got any... what do you call it... 646 00:46:46,546 --> 00:46:48,879 - Ointment or somethin'? - He's all right. 647 00:46:48,948 --> 00:46:51,916 Oh, no. We'll take care of him right away. He's all right. 648 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:55,185 - Don't be long. - I need ointment! 649 00:46:55,253 --> 00:46:59,723 - What's in it? - Oh, you'll have to open it to find out. 650 00:46:59,791 --> 00:47:04,326 Is it clothes? I hope they fit. 651 00:47:04,394 --> 00:47:08,163 - Sarah upstairs. - Sarah upstairs. 652 00:47:08,231 --> 00:47:12,000 I guess I should say Sarah downstairs. 'Cause now I'm downstairs. 653 00:47:12,067 --> 00:47:15,252 When you're upstairs, you're up. And... 654 00:47:15,319 --> 00:47:18,489 So what are you doing here? 655 00:47:18,556 --> 00:47:22,825 Uh, it's another long and miserable story that I'd rather not get into right now. 656 00:47:22,893 --> 00:47:26,162 There's a three-legged dog over there staring at me. Oh, that's Tripod. 657 00:47:26,229 --> 00:47:29,864 We named him Tripod. 658 00:47:29,932 --> 00:47:34,051 He was a stray, he was hit by a truck, and, you know, we took him in. 659 00:47:34,119 --> 00:47:36,837 Poor doggie. 660 00:47:36,904 --> 00:47:40,991 - Oh, you know, you look damp. - You must be cold. 661 00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:44,327 Why don't you change, or... Three on each side? Okay. 662 00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:47,196 You know, wash up a little. Get warm. 663 00:47:47,263 --> 00:47:51,233 With interstate 95 being the only major road still open. 664 00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:54,903 The storm dumped 14 inches in Chicago before moving east. 665 00:47:54,970 --> 00:47:58,473 There have been seven deaths attributed to the weather so far. 666 00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:00,474 What are you watchin', Marla? 667 00:48:00,542 --> 00:48:03,687 Oh, just a little TV. A daring prison break at long island state prison in New York. 668 00:48:03,711 --> 00:48:08,997 Two inmates took advantage of what is being called the worst blizzard in 17 years, 669 00:48:09,065 --> 00:48:12,268 overpowering three guards and hijacking a laundry truck. 670 00:48:12,335 --> 00:48:15,754 An all-points bulletin has been issued... 671 00:48:15,821 --> 00:48:21,107 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing glory to that newborn king ♪ 672 00:48:21,175 --> 00:48:24,878 oh ho! That's the spirit we need in this house! 673 00:48:24,946 --> 00:48:29,048 ♪ Hark, the Herald angels sing 674 00:48:29,116 --> 00:48:32,569 - ♪ glory to the newborn king - whoa! Oh! ♪ peace on earth 675 00:48:32,636 --> 00:48:35,804 ♪ and mercy mild I can't wait for that newborn... ♪ 676 00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:38,323 What is wrong with you? I'm just feelin' good. 677 00:48:38,390 --> 00:48:42,176 I'm feeling so good, I'm gonna call our ma. Mrs. Anderson, can we call our mother? 678 00:48:42,243 --> 00:48:45,463 Oh, oh, certainly, dear. It's in the hall. 679 00:48:45,530 --> 00:48:49,249 Okay, okay. Bill, come on. Let's call her. I'm dying to hear from her. 680 00:48:49,316 --> 00:48:52,401 What the hell's the matter with you? 681 00:48:52,469 --> 00:48:55,421 Singing at the top of your lungs, jumping around like Fred Astaire! 682 00:48:55,488 --> 00:48:58,123 I got carried away by the Christmas spirit. 683 00:48:58,191 --> 00:49:01,225 I'm sorry I'm not a deadbeat like you, Bill. Huh! 684 00:49:05,063 --> 00:49:07,797 You are really getting paranoid. 685 00:49:09,967 --> 00:49:12,050 Hello, ma? Dave? 686 00:49:12,118 --> 00:49:14,152 Hey! Ooh! 687 00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:17,923 If you don't give me that money, I'm gonna throw your mother out the window! 688 00:49:17,991 --> 00:49:21,142 - I don't think she can fly, can she? - Oh, no, no, no. 689 00:49:21,210 --> 00:49:23,621 Flying would be out of the question, especially in this weather. 690 00:49:23,645 --> 00:49:26,430 What's the problem? She wants to fly down here. 691 00:49:26,498 --> 00:49:30,701 - Did you rob that bank? - Ah! What an imagination! 692 00:49:30,769 --> 00:49:34,137 Let me talk to her. No. You know what she's like when she gets this way. 693 00:49:34,204 --> 00:49:36,305 She's mad at you. She's mad at me? 694 00:49:36,373 --> 00:49:39,440 - Yeah. Let me take care of it. - Where are you, goddamn it? 695 00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:44,178 Your mother said you went to Pennsylvania. You got snowed in, didn't you, you dumb bastard? 696 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:46,397 Don't you call me... now, you listen to me... all right. 697 00:49:46,464 --> 00:49:49,133 Wait a sec. Now, ma, now, you listen to me. 698 00:49:49,201 --> 00:49:51,244 Now, do us both a favor. Don't do anything you'll regret. 699 00:49:51,268 --> 00:49:54,287 When the road clears, we'll come down. 700 00:49:54,355 --> 00:49:57,057 We're not gonna hurt her, as long as you do the right thing. 701 00:49:57,124 --> 00:49:59,541 All right, all right. Love you too. 702 00:50:01,877 --> 00:50:05,212 Oh! Oh, did you want to talk to her? Yes, I wanted to talk to her! 703 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,233 I'm takin' some cranberry sauce. It's Christmas. What did that idiot say to ya? 704 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,485 He said he loved me. 705 00:50:11,552 --> 00:50:14,303 That is right. I thought so too. 706 00:50:14,371 --> 00:50:17,472 She is a funny lady. How you guys doin'? 707 00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:20,375 You know what? They got some kinda feast out there, I'm tellin' ya. 708 00:50:20,443 --> 00:50:23,145 - Wait till you see the giblet gravy. - No, Alvin. 709 00:50:23,212 --> 00:50:26,614 We're going to be eating giblets in attica if we don't get out of here. 710 00:50:26,682 --> 00:50:29,951 Boys. Boys, the dinner will be ready in 10 minutes. 711 00:50:30,019 --> 00:50:33,153 You better go take your showers. You got it, Mrs. A. 712 00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:35,622 Mrs. A! 713 00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:39,241 Oh, Mrs. A? Somethin' smells good. 714 00:50:39,308 --> 00:50:44,445 Nothin' better than that smell in the whole, wide world. It does smell good. 715 00:50:44,513 --> 00:50:48,482 Yeah. It smells good. We got the beginnings of a real situation here. 716 00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:52,352 I just robbed these people. I don't want to get to know them. 717 00:50:52,420 --> 00:50:54,203 Clove... 718 00:50:55,205 --> 00:50:57,438 I sense a conspiracy here. 719 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,810 Let's radio the feds. I... 720 00:51:01,878 --> 00:51:03,945 Clovis... 721 00:51:04,012 --> 00:51:06,981 You know what you are? 722 00:51:07,048 --> 00:51:09,016 What? 723 00:51:09,084 --> 00:51:11,101 An alarmist. I am? 724 00:51:11,169 --> 00:51:14,504 Yes, you are. And that's not a good thing to be. 725 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:17,639 It's not? No, it's not, 726 00:51:17,707 --> 00:51:20,309 especially when all this money's at stake. 727 00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:26,114 Bill, would you, uh... would you please pass me the giblet gravy? 728 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:33,320 Thank you. Oh. There's some scallions in there. 729 00:51:33,388 --> 00:51:36,272 You know, Mr. and Mrs. Anderson, 730 00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:39,759 I wanted to say my appreciation for your hospitableness. 731 00:51:39,826 --> 00:51:42,328 Heh heh! 'Cause I love these giblets. Look at that. 732 00:51:42,395 --> 00:51:44,980 Scallions too. But anyway, 733 00:51:45,047 --> 00:51:48,116 I just certainly hope we haven't exposed ourselves upon you. 734 00:51:48,184 --> 00:51:50,450 No, no. Not at all. 735 00:51:50,518 --> 00:51:53,153 No. It's been a nice diversion having you three with us. 736 00:51:53,221 --> 00:51:58,541 Mm. Otherwise, we'd just be sitting around, talking about that terrible robbery. 737 00:51:58,609 --> 00:52:02,377 Mr. Anderson, if you don't mind my asking, 738 00:52:02,445 --> 00:52:04,746 Exactly how much was taken? 739 00:52:04,814 --> 00:52:09,150 No. They just said they don't want to talk about it, Dave. 740 00:52:09,217 --> 00:52:14,638 Well, $275,000. 741 00:52:14,706 --> 00:52:17,874 See, I heard that banks always claim, 742 00:52:17,942 --> 00:52:21,278 uh, That more was stolen... 743 00:52:21,345 --> 00:52:25,430 than actually was so they could claim double... 744 00:52:25,498 --> 00:52:28,749 On the insurance. Only a crook would do a thing like that. 745 00:52:28,817 --> 00:52:32,320 That would make me no different from the people who robbed me. 746 00:52:42,095 --> 00:52:44,630 Yeah, but what about puttin' all the people to work? 747 00:52:44,697 --> 00:52:47,899 You know, 'cause you have to have all that extra security and everything. 748 00:52:47,967 --> 00:52:52,019 In fact, I heard that bank robberies actually stimulate the economy. 749 00:52:52,087 --> 00:52:54,588 You're enormously misinformed, Mr. Firpo. 750 00:52:54,656 --> 00:52:59,493 The truth is that this robbery will probably put this little bank out of business. 751 00:52:59,561 --> 00:53:01,528 How's that? 752 00:53:03,864 --> 00:53:07,716 Well, for years now, these big-city banks have been threatening to come in, 753 00:53:07,783 --> 00:53:10,619 wanting to take us over. 754 00:53:10,686 --> 00:53:14,555 And now with this robbery, the F.D.I.C. Will come in... 755 00:53:14,623 --> 00:53:19,593 and investigate, and find that I make loans to people just on a handshake. 756 00:53:19,661 --> 00:53:21,994 There's really no collateral at all. 757 00:53:22,062 --> 00:53:24,547 And that, gentlemen, will be the end of that. 758 00:53:24,614 --> 00:53:28,183 Well... Excuse me, Mr. Anderson, but... 759 00:53:28,251 --> 00:53:31,186 I can't pretend to know too much about these matters. 760 00:53:31,254 --> 00:53:35,506 However, if what you say is true... which, I'm sure it is... 761 00:53:35,573 --> 00:53:38,643 Um, then how could the bank have so much cash on hand? 762 00:53:40,112 --> 00:53:43,013 Well, now, that's the worst part of it. 763 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,699 That's a once-a-year deal. 764 00:53:45,766 --> 00:53:51,270 Over the years, I've persuaded everybody in town to open up a little Christmas club account. 765 00:53:51,337 --> 00:53:55,106 You know, nothing much, but at the end of year, everybody has a few extra dollars. 766 00:53:55,173 --> 00:54:00,427 It adds up. It gives everybody a little extra security and pride. 767 00:54:00,495 --> 00:54:03,047 It kept main street alive. 768 00:54:04,049 --> 00:54:06,050 Not this year. 769 00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:09,985 No, sir. Not this year. 770 00:54:16,059 --> 00:54:20,144 I just called the bus station. There's a road to the South open that's going to Philly. 771 00:54:20,211 --> 00:54:24,614 Oh, that's excellent. Philadelphia? That's a little out of our way, don't you think? 772 00:54:24,683 --> 00:54:29,001 Alvin, there's a train from Philly to New York. It takes a couple hours. 773 00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:32,439 Might get there by midnight. If you'd like to catch it, we should probably go now. 774 00:54:32,506 --> 00:54:35,624 I think so. Oh. Well, I'll make you some sandwiches. 775 00:54:35,692 --> 00:54:38,677 No, no. We're fine. Thank you so much for your hospitality. 776 00:54:38,745 --> 00:54:41,261 Do you need any money? 777 00:54:41,330 --> 00:54:43,564 No, we couldn't. No, we couldn't. No, no. 778 00:54:43,632 --> 00:54:47,500 - No. We've taken more than our share already. - No, no. Here. You take this. 779 00:54:47,568 --> 00:54:50,636 You take this and have a nice, happy, safe, Mrs. A, please. 780 00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:52,605 Eh... 781 00:54:54,507 --> 00:54:57,710 Don't forget those coats. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Merry Christmas. 782 00:54:57,777 --> 00:55:00,445 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 783 00:55:00,513 --> 00:55:02,813 Come again any time. Thanks for the suit. 784 00:55:02,881 --> 00:55:06,350 Thank you. Thank you for my festive sweater. 785 00:55:29,703 --> 00:55:32,837 Looks like they're going somewhere. 786 00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:37,041 Figured that out, did you? 787 00:55:37,109 --> 00:55:39,810 Did you see the way he was holding that duffle bag? 788 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:42,078 How? 789 00:55:42,146 --> 00:55:45,481 Close to my heart. 790 00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:49,011 We're going for the money. We're not waiting for nobody. 791 00:55:49,035 --> 00:55:51,202 - Right. - What are you saying? 792 00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:53,855 That my boys wouldn't come back and save me? 793 00:55:53,923 --> 00:55:58,258 That they'd rather have a couple of hundred thousand bucks over a mother's love? 794 00:55:58,326 --> 00:56:01,695 I wouldn't pay three bucks for you. 795 00:56:01,762 --> 00:56:03,697 Can I ask you a personal question? 796 00:56:03,764 --> 00:56:07,783 What were you doing five years for? Stupidity? 797 00:56:07,851 --> 00:56:10,219 Hey, Edna, how'd you like to ride in the trunk of the car? 798 00:56:10,287 --> 00:56:13,921 "Edna"? "Edna"? Are we sleeping together? I think not. 799 00:56:13,989 --> 00:56:16,458 You call me Mrs. Firpo, goddamn it. 800 00:56:16,525 --> 00:56:20,160 Don't aggravate the old witch. I wish I was a witch. 801 00:56:20,228 --> 00:56:22,529 I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass. 802 00:56:22,597 --> 00:56:26,166 I'll say whatever I want. Do you like music? 803 00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:29,568 ♪ Beautiful dreamer oh, Jesus. 804 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,803 ♪ Wake unto me 805 00:56:45,566 --> 00:56:47,567 thanks a lot. 806 00:56:53,056 --> 00:56:55,524 I don't see snow chains. 807 00:56:55,591 --> 00:56:59,227 This was very nice of you. Please tell the Andersons... 808 00:57:01,096 --> 00:57:03,697 What was that about? I have no idea. 809 00:57:03,764 --> 00:57:07,334 All right. I'll get the tickets. You two separate. 810 00:57:07,401 --> 00:57:11,370 "Separate"? Just pretend like you don't know each other. 811 00:57:12,439 --> 00:57:14,373 Do I know you? No. 812 00:57:14,441 --> 00:57:16,641 You look familiar. Well, I'm not. 813 00:57:16,709 --> 00:57:18,710 Come here. Get away from me, you nut. 814 00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:27,417 We can't let 'em get on that bus. 815 00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:29,418 We're gonna take that money. 816 00:57:29,486 --> 00:57:32,188 You sure this is the right thing to do, Ed? 817 00:57:35,225 --> 00:57:37,459 Say, "spill on aisle three." 818 00:57:39,962 --> 00:57:41,997 Spill on aisle three. 819 00:57:42,065 --> 00:57:44,531 You wanna be saying that the rest of your life? No, I don't. 820 00:57:44,599 --> 00:57:47,301 Then help me get that money. Okay. 821 00:57:51,839 --> 00:57:56,208 You're not gonna believe this, but I don't... I don't have enough money. 822 00:57:57,761 --> 00:58:00,496 Wait a minute. 823 00:58:22,148 --> 00:58:25,082 Hi, sweetie. 824 00:58:28,236 --> 00:58:30,671 Any luck? No. 825 00:58:30,738 --> 00:58:34,807 What am I... 826 00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:37,544 What am I gonna... do? 827 00:58:38,946 --> 00:58:42,163 Huh? That's my bus. 828 00:58:42,231 --> 00:58:46,401 Going home to your fammily? No, just my mother actually. 829 00:58:59,897 --> 00:59:03,265 Please... please, I can't... 830 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:07,153 I mean, I want it. I can't accept it. 831 00:59:07,220 --> 00:59:09,787 I do... no, I can't. 832 00:59:09,855 --> 00:59:13,591 You're lucky you're in Paradise. Merry Christmas, sir. 833 00:59:22,182 --> 00:59:25,518 Why don't you wait inside? Excuse me. 834 00:59:25,586 --> 00:59:28,453 He's got our money, Clovis. 835 00:59:29,672 --> 00:59:32,690 - Can I check your bags? - Let's see what's in the bag. 836 00:59:32,758 --> 00:59:34,925 What? F.B.I. The bag. 837 00:59:34,993 --> 00:59:38,628 "The bag"? The bag, sir. 838 00:59:38,696 --> 00:59:42,148 - Hey! - Get him! Take him down! 839 00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:44,617 Freeze! Freeze! 840 00:59:44,685 --> 00:59:47,786 - Don't move. - Oh, shit! 841 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:55,075 Oh, my God, a gun! 842 00:59:55,143 --> 00:59:59,113 - Oh, God, he's got a gun! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 843 00:59:59,181 --> 01:00:02,249 You got the wrong guy! It's the guy with the floppy ears! 844 01:00:02,316 --> 01:00:04,534 Let's go. 845 01:00:04,602 --> 01:00:07,169 What happened? 846 01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:10,489 No! No! No! 847 01:00:16,528 --> 01:00:19,329 - What's going on here? - We may have found two of our suspects. 848 01:00:19,397 --> 01:00:21,615 All right, all right, all right. 849 01:00:23,184 --> 01:00:25,552 Oh, shit. What? You know him? 850 01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:29,555 Yeah, unfortunately. That's Ed Dawson and Clovis Minor. 851 01:00:29,557 --> 01:00:32,924 - They're both my deputies. - Hey, how you doin', fellas? 852 01:00:44,736 --> 01:00:49,372 That, by God, was close. That was close. 853 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,775 Now our ride's gone. Shit! 854 01:00:51,842 --> 01:00:54,609 What the hell happened back there? I have no idea! 855 01:00:54,677 --> 01:00:58,146 I don't like this. 856 01:00:58,213 --> 01:01:00,314 We're screwed. 857 01:01:00,381 --> 01:01:02,799 Come on. Y-Y-You gotta think of a way to get us out of here. 858 01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:07,487 All right! Quit pressuring me, please! 859 01:01:07,555 --> 01:01:12,625 Look, there's only one way I can think of that's gonna get us out of here, 860 01:01:12,692 --> 01:01:14,627 and it's a longshot. 861 01:01:14,694 --> 01:01:16,912 Let me get this straight. 862 01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:20,748 You had no idea what was going on in that bus station. No, sir. 863 01:01:20,816 --> 01:01:23,651 Your gun just happened to go off three times in a row by itself. 864 01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:28,855 No. I thought what I saw might be a suspect. 865 01:01:28,923 --> 01:01:33,725 So, maybe my partner Clovis and I got a little... 866 01:01:33,793 --> 01:01:36,996 over-anticapatory. 867 01:01:37,063 --> 01:01:41,665 Agent Peyser... excuse me. Will you guys knock it off, please? 868 01:01:41,733 --> 01:01:45,686 Just put the ball away for now. Thank you. 869 01:01:45,754 --> 01:01:50,724 These kids tell me they saw three guys push a car into the river this afternoon. 870 01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:55,745 - They tell me they can show us the exact spot. - Hallelujah. Huh? 871 01:01:58,397 --> 01:02:01,166 Are you coming along with us? No, no, no. Not you two. 872 01:02:01,233 --> 01:02:03,869 Just stay out of my sight. 873 01:02:03,936 --> 01:02:06,570 Will you just cool it? 874 01:02:29,808 --> 01:02:34,244 You know, I just hate to ruin this hallmark moment. 875 01:02:34,312 --> 01:02:38,614 Would you get over here and help me lug this boat to the river! 876 01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:59,532 ♪ Do not hasten to bid me adieu ♪ 877 01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:04,469 ♪ but remember the Red River Calley ♪ 878 01:03:04,537 --> 01:03:06,972 ♪ and a girl who has loved you true ♪ 879 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,207 that's it. We're done being nice to you. 880 01:03:09,275 --> 01:03:11,926 Get out, you pain in the ass. I've had it with you. 881 01:03:11,994 --> 01:03:14,495 Enough is enough. Come on. Get out. 882 01:03:14,563 --> 01:03:17,296 You call this being nice? This is as nice as we're gonna get. 883 01:03:17,364 --> 01:03:21,750 Putting a gun to my head and dragging me across three states on the night Christ was born. 884 01:03:21,818 --> 01:03:25,871 - Gag her. - You're doing me a goddamn favor! 885 01:03:25,938 --> 01:03:27,740 You think this is torture? 886 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:31,676 Anything's better than looking at you two gorillas and listening to your horse shit. 887 01:03:31,744 --> 01:03:35,012 Just get in the trunk. You guys are dumber than a box of hair. 888 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,815 - Gag her! - Oh, cut it out. You can't... 889 01:03:38,883 --> 01:03:41,434 Good night, Edna. 890 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,855 Hey, we made it! 891 01:03:45,922 --> 01:03:50,225 Come on. The harder we row, the faster we go. Come on! 892 01:03:51,393 --> 01:03:53,995 Wha... wait a minute. What? 893 01:03:54,063 --> 01:03:57,398 Bill, you're a genius. Yeah, but in the Firpo family, 894 01:03:57,465 --> 01:03:59,400 the man with half a brain is king. 895 01:03:59,467 --> 01:04:01,801 Come on. Row, row! Like a viking, Alvin! 896 01:04:01,868 --> 01:04:04,237 Row! Row! Like a viking! 897 01:04:05,054 --> 01:04:07,840 Alvin! 898 01:04:07,908 --> 01:04:11,476 - Alvin! - Alvin, come back! 899 01:04:14,780 --> 01:04:17,597 Help! Help! 900 01:04:21,668 --> 01:04:25,438 Help! Help! Help! 901 01:04:28,308 --> 01:04:32,394 Help! 902 01:04:34,297 --> 01:04:36,130 Down this side. This side. 903 01:04:36,197 --> 01:04:41,284 Help! Help! 904 01:04:42,937 --> 01:04:44,654 Look. Over here. 905 01:04:44,722 --> 01:04:47,423 Over by the rock. 906 01:04:47,491 --> 01:04:49,625 There's a man in the water. 907 01:04:49,693 --> 01:04:52,994 Here. Hang on. We're gonna get you out of there. 908 01:04:53,062 --> 01:04:56,164 Hold on, Alvin! 909 01:04:56,231 --> 01:04:58,832 Oh! I got ya. 910 01:05:00,086 --> 01:05:02,019 Hang on, son. Give me a hand. 911 01:05:02,087 --> 01:05:05,422 Hang on! Grab my hand! 912 01:05:05,490 --> 01:05:08,040 Alvin, grab his hand! 913 01:05:09,442 --> 01:05:12,178 Come on. Just grab it. 914 01:05:12,246 --> 01:05:15,964 I got him! Give him your hand. 915 01:05:16,032 --> 01:05:18,533 Right in this room. 916 01:05:18,601 --> 01:05:20,868 Lay him down by the fire. 917 01:05:26,641 --> 01:05:29,242 Oh, Christ. He looks like he's turning blue. 918 01:05:29,309 --> 01:05:32,144 - What's that mean? - He's got water in his lungs. 919 01:05:32,212 --> 01:05:34,913 Just stay back there. Give me some room here. 920 01:05:34,981 --> 01:05:39,100 Come on, son. Spit some of that stuff out of there. Come on. 921 01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:40,952 Come on. There. 922 01:05:58,601 --> 01:06:01,486 That means he's going to be all right. 923 01:06:01,554 --> 01:06:04,289 Who are you? I'm Fred. 924 01:06:04,356 --> 01:06:06,590 Flinstone? Yes. 925 01:06:08,276 --> 01:06:10,344 There. He'll be all right now. 926 01:06:10,412 --> 01:06:12,945 How about a little soup and Brandy? 927 01:06:13,013 --> 01:06:16,599 Mix the two together? No, the Brandy's for me. 928 01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,601 Oh. 929 01:06:18,669 --> 01:06:21,937 I think we lucked out with those kids. 930 01:06:22,004 --> 01:06:23,955 Boy, the car's soaked good. Yeah. 931 01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:25,973 Let's roll it over. We gotta get it in the truck. 932 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,457 Anybody got a crowbar? Yeah. 933 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:29,894 Get it. We gotta get a crowbar here, okay? 934 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:35,481 Give me some light. 935 01:06:36,399 --> 01:06:39,101 Might find a walleye in there. See anything? 936 01:06:39,168 --> 01:06:42,688 No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 937 01:06:43,990 --> 01:06:47,758 What the hell are those things? Ski masks. 938 01:06:47,826 --> 01:06:50,461 Merry Christmas! 939 01:06:50,529 --> 01:06:53,597 Thank you. That's sweet of you. Thank you very much. 940 01:06:53,664 --> 01:06:56,500 That's my sister. You know. 941 01:06:56,567 --> 01:06:58,911 I don't think you'll be able to smoke when we go into church. 942 01:06:58,935 --> 01:07:00,802 I wanna thank you for saving my life. 943 01:07:00,870 --> 01:07:02,804 You know, almost drowning and everything. 944 01:07:02,872 --> 01:07:04,806 Oh, you don't have to put it out now. 945 01:07:04,874 --> 01:07:07,242 You could have puffed a little longer. 946 01:07:07,309 --> 01:07:09,244 Oh, this is nice. 947 01:07:14,582 --> 01:07:17,217 Look, there's Timmy. Merry Christmas, Timmy. 948 01:07:19,652 --> 01:07:22,287 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. 949 01:07:22,355 --> 01:07:25,189 I thought you boys were on your way to Philadelphia. 950 01:07:25,257 --> 01:07:28,192 Well, the bus left without us. 951 01:07:28,260 --> 01:07:31,228 Oh, well. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 952 01:07:31,295 --> 01:07:34,030 Can I talk to you a minute? Merry Christmas, father. 953 01:07:36,483 --> 01:07:39,117 I'm going to confession. 954 01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:42,420 They don't have confession. They're protestants. 955 01:07:42,488 --> 01:07:45,823 Are you shitting me? No. 956 01:07:45,891 --> 01:07:49,493 I don't care. I'm going in anyway. 957 01:07:49,561 --> 01:07:54,998 All right. I'll be out here with the... do-re-me. 958 01:07:56,217 --> 01:07:58,150 Why are you still here? 959 01:07:58,218 --> 01:08:00,086 Why am I still here? What? 960 01:08:00,153 --> 01:08:02,755 You sound like you're anxious to get rid of us. What's the matter? 961 01:08:02,822 --> 01:08:06,207 I just wish you'd go. Why is that? 962 01:08:06,275 --> 01:08:10,944 You know, I think you did something stupid today. 963 01:08:11,012 --> 01:08:13,347 Something you may regret. 964 01:08:13,414 --> 01:08:15,782 Your last name isn't Collins, is it? 965 01:08:15,850 --> 01:08:18,851 No. No, it's not. 966 01:08:18,918 --> 01:08:23,088 I've lied to a lot of people I care about, so please, just go while you can. 967 01:08:31,195 --> 01:08:33,013 Sarah. 968 01:08:34,382 --> 01:08:37,850 I can't. 969 01:08:37,918 --> 01:08:39,819 You can't what? 970 01:08:39,887 --> 01:08:43,989 I can't leave knowing what I know. What are you saying? 971 01:08:44,057 --> 01:08:48,410 I'm saying... I'm saying I like these people too. 972 01:08:48,478 --> 01:08:52,613 I like them too. And I wish that I could think of something to make this all better. 973 01:08:54,099 --> 01:08:56,533 Maybe you're not thinking hard enough. 974 01:08:58,335 --> 01:09:01,287 Look, can I ask you a question? 975 01:09:02,356 --> 01:09:04,489 Do you think people change? 976 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,059 Do you believe a person can be on one road their whole life, 977 01:09:07,127 --> 01:09:09,711 and then just back up and take another? 978 01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:14,983 - I think that all depends. - Depends... on the road. 979 01:09:15,050 --> 01:09:17,100 It depends on the person. 980 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,654 Depends on the person. 981 01:09:22,223 --> 01:09:24,323 Depends on the person. 982 01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:32,880 This headstone says Anderson. 983 01:09:34,534 --> 01:09:36,533 Is that any relation? 984 01:09:38,336 --> 01:09:41,204 It's Clifford's great-grandfather. 985 01:09:43,173 --> 01:09:45,908 "1835-1892." 986 01:09:47,144 --> 01:09:50,712 God. Your whole life's in that dash, isn't it? 987 01:09:50,780 --> 01:09:53,098 Yeah. 988 01:09:56,601 --> 01:09:58,536 What are you doing? 989 01:09:59,604 --> 01:10:02,272 I don't know. 990 01:10:02,340 --> 01:10:04,941 You don't know me. 991 01:10:05,009 --> 01:10:07,794 Sorry. 992 01:10:31,448 --> 01:10:37,352 Easy, now. Easy, now, Merlin. Bill, get in. Whoa! 993 01:10:37,419 --> 01:10:41,088 Bill, 20 years minimum. Get in. 994 01:10:41,156 --> 01:10:43,334 Tell him to get in. I don't know about taking the kid's sleigh. 995 01:10:43,358 --> 01:10:46,861 - There's something ain't right about that. - I'll get in. 996 01:10:46,928 --> 01:10:49,829 After all these presents and stuff. 997 01:10:49,897 --> 01:10:51,597 Oh, no, cops! Hey! 998 01:10:51,665 --> 01:10:54,766 Come on, Bill. Get in. Hey, that's Timmy's sleigh! 999 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:58,036 What'd he call it? Yahoo! Whoo! 1000 01:10:58,103 --> 01:11:01,155 Come on, Merlin! Come on! Come on! 1001 01:11:01,223 --> 01:11:04,691 What do you call it? Gallop! That's it! That's it! Come on! Come on! 1002 01:11:14,568 --> 01:11:16,836 Come on! Come on! 1003 01:11:18,087 --> 01:11:20,588 Look out! Look out! Get out of the way! 1004 01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:25,793 Yahoo! Yahoo! 1005 01:11:26,961 --> 01:11:30,129 Come on, Clovis. I know a shortcut. 1006 01:11:30,197 --> 01:11:32,566 What's going on here? 1007 01:11:32,633 --> 01:11:36,602 I don't know, but those three guys stole my kid's horse and sleigh. 1008 01:11:36,670 --> 01:11:41,489 Merlin! Dad! Dad! Dad! 1009 01:11:41,557 --> 01:11:44,626 Merlin! Dad! They took merl... yeah. Yeah, I know. 1010 01:11:44,693 --> 01:11:48,195 Stay here! I know that! But, dad, they took Merlin! 1011 01:12:02,358 --> 01:12:05,660 Good shot. Hey, see you guys. 1012 01:12:05,728 --> 01:12:10,080 That wasn't fair! Hey! 1013 01:12:10,082 --> 01:12:12,049 I hate this town. I hate it. 1014 01:12:12,117 --> 01:12:15,952 I hate it. Christmas Eve, and my wife had the... 1015 01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:20,238 I didn't get to see that thing pop up on the Turkey. I was... I hate it. 1016 01:12:22,959 --> 01:12:24,893 A sleigh? Catch the sleigh! 1017 01:12:24,961 --> 01:12:27,010 Faster! Faster! 1018 01:12:27,078 --> 01:12:30,064 Come on! Come on! Go! 1019 01:12:30,131 --> 01:12:32,316 Run! Run, Merlin! Run! 1020 01:12:32,383 --> 01:12:36,386 - Whoo! - Turn! Turn! To the right! Okay! 1021 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,558 Whoa! 1022 01:12:43,626 --> 01:12:46,711 Look out. Look out. Jesus. 1023 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:49,613 Back up. We're gonna lose them. 1024 01:12:54,719 --> 01:12:56,653 - Oh, God! - Go, Alvin, go! 1025 01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:01,057 - Go! - Alvin, do you know what you're doing? 1026 01:13:01,124 --> 01:13:04,810 You do what you do, I do what I do! 1027 01:13:04,877 --> 01:13:07,012 Then hurry up! 1028 01:13:08,297 --> 01:13:12,366 Go! Go! Go! Go! 1029 01:13:23,026 --> 01:13:26,227 Hi, officer! Bye, officer! Go! Yeah! 1030 01:13:26,296 --> 01:13:28,196 Yes! Yes! 1031 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:35,319 Oh, my God! 1032 01:13:35,387 --> 01:13:37,904 Whoo! 1033 01:13:37,972 --> 01:13:40,090 Unbelievable. Ow! Unbelievable. 1034 01:13:40,157 --> 01:13:44,326 - Come on. Keep going. Go. 1035 01:13:44,394 --> 01:13:47,113 - On 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em! - Go! Go! 1036 01:13:47,180 --> 01:13:49,114 - We got 'em. Come on! 1037 01:13:49,182 --> 01:13:52,133 Run right up into them. 1038 01:13:52,201 --> 01:13:54,369 Right up into them. 1039 01:14:17,155 --> 01:14:20,625 Whoa. Whoa. 1040 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,635 Hey, Merlin. 1041 01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:34,637 Hey, thanks a lot, okay? 1042 01:14:34,704 --> 01:14:36,638 We really appreciated it. 1043 01:14:36,705 --> 01:14:39,641 I'm never gonna forget you. 1044 01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:42,110 All right. You're a good horse. Stay strong. 1045 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:51,250 Bill. Hey, Bill, wait a minute. 1046 01:14:52,585 --> 01:14:55,271 We can't leave him here. 1047 01:14:55,338 --> 01:15:00,174 I mean, I couldn't live with myself if I froze a horse, especially him. 1048 01:15:00,242 --> 01:15:02,742 You're cracking up. Both of you. 1049 01:15:02,810 --> 01:15:05,011 Come on. 1050 01:15:14,054 --> 01:15:17,188 You stay there, Merlin. Stay there. 1051 01:15:18,891 --> 01:15:22,793 Bill, we made it. Alvin, we made it. 1052 01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:26,380 All right. Let's all stick our thumbs out and look pitiful. 1053 01:15:26,448 --> 01:15:30,049 That should be easy. Easy. Pitiful. Thumbs. 1054 01:15:33,003 --> 01:15:37,505 Hey, stop. Here we go. We're here. 1055 01:15:37,574 --> 01:15:40,375 I can't tell you how happy I am. Hi. How are you? 1056 01:15:40,443 --> 01:15:42,644 My name is Dave. 1057 01:15:42,711 --> 01:15:46,230 Oh, man. 1058 01:15:46,297 --> 01:15:49,399 We were out here skiing, and the back of it... Oh, man! 1059 01:15:49,466 --> 01:15:52,051 No, no, no. 1060 01:15:57,974 --> 01:15:59,659 All right. All right! 1061 01:15:59,726 --> 01:16:02,476 Oh, no! 1062 01:16:02,544 --> 01:16:05,312 Who needs you? Forget it. Hold on, Merlin! 1063 01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:07,315 We're coming, Merlin! 1064 01:16:07,382 --> 01:16:10,650 - We gotta get him out. - You're not gonna die. 1065 01:16:10,718 --> 01:16:12,636 You're not gonna die! 1066 01:16:12,703 --> 01:16:16,705 Cut it out! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on! 1067 01:16:16,773 --> 01:16:20,092 Hold him! He's coming! Get around his back! Push him! Push him! 1068 01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:23,361 - Come on! Come on! Come on! - Get him out of the water! 1069 01:16:23,429 --> 01:16:25,463 Push! Go! Go! 1070 01:16:25,531 --> 01:16:29,566 - Go! - He's coming out! 1071 01:16:40,860 --> 01:16:42,827 Coffee? You bet. 1072 01:16:42,895 --> 01:16:46,264 Can I take your order now? I'm not quite sure. 1073 01:16:58,442 --> 01:17:01,359 Guys, 1074 01:17:01,428 --> 01:17:05,664 I still got the keys to the vault on me. 1075 01:17:05,732 --> 01:17:11,402 I'm gonna go back to town, and I'm gonna put the money back. 1076 01:17:17,726 --> 01:17:21,026 I know I didn't hear you right. 1077 01:17:21,094 --> 01:17:25,698 You can either come with me or not, but that's what I'm doing. 1078 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:30,369 Bill, I think that dunk in the lake got to your brain. 1079 01:17:30,436 --> 01:17:35,956 You are not thinking clearly. No, I'm thinking very clearly. 1080 01:17:36,024 --> 01:17:38,458 You hear that? Silent night, holy night. 1081 01:17:38,526 --> 01:17:40,794 "Adeste fideles." "God rest ye merry gentlemen." 1082 01:17:40,861 --> 01:17:43,730 This is the best Christmas present I could ever give to you. 1083 01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:47,666 I appreciate the sentiment. You let me decide what I get for Christmas. 1084 01:17:47,734 --> 01:17:51,069 This money belongs to me and Alvin too, you know. 1085 01:17:51,137 --> 01:17:54,288 It never belonged to us. It belonged to the town. 1086 01:17:54,356 --> 01:17:56,523 What are you telling me? 1087 01:17:56,591 --> 01:17:59,359 That you are going to be the first guy in history to get pinched... 1088 01:17:59,426 --> 01:18:01,912 for putting money back into a vault? 1089 01:18:01,979 --> 01:18:05,381 If I get pinched, I get pinched. That's the way that one went. 1090 01:18:05,450 --> 01:18:08,417 I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you about it. 1091 01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:13,253 - He's telling us what to do with our share of the money. - Put my share back. 1092 01:18:17,676 --> 01:18:19,610 What is wrong with you guys? 1093 01:18:19,677 --> 01:18:22,446 You have a couple of eggnogs with some farmers, 1094 01:18:22,513 --> 01:18:25,081 and now you wanna go back and work for minumum wage? 1095 01:18:27,033 --> 01:18:29,201 Make up your mind, 'cause I'm going. No, you're not. 1096 01:18:29,269 --> 01:18:31,509 You're not going! You are still a wanted man in New York! 1097 01:18:31,571 --> 01:18:33,438 - No, he's not. - Yes, he is! 1098 01:18:33,505 --> 01:18:38,942 No, he's not. All right? It's over. 1099 01:18:41,095 --> 01:18:43,063 The whole thing... 1100 01:18:43,131 --> 01:18:45,798 was a... setup... 1101 01:18:45,866 --> 01:18:48,852 Just to get you down here. 1102 01:18:50,354 --> 01:18:52,687 Now, one other thing. 1103 01:18:54,457 --> 01:18:57,075 Does that look familiar? 1104 01:18:57,142 --> 01:18:59,326 It's a little wet, 1105 01:18:59,394 --> 01:19:02,129 but it's... 1106 01:19:02,197 --> 01:19:04,198 It's yours. 1107 01:19:06,968 --> 01:19:10,320 You never... you never did drop it. 1108 01:19:12,705 --> 01:19:14,924 What are you looking at? What? 1109 01:19:16,859 --> 01:19:20,127 But there were ten million cops at the restaurant. 1110 01:19:24,082 --> 01:19:26,349 I did it. 1111 01:19:26,417 --> 01:19:28,585 I called them. 1112 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:33,506 I told them. 1113 01:19:34,775 --> 01:19:37,476 I told them there was a sniper on the roof. 1114 01:19:48,619 --> 01:19:50,619 You all right? 1115 01:19:51,621 --> 01:19:54,523 Yeah, I'm all right. Except... 1116 01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:58,125 Oh! 1117 01:19:58,193 --> 01:20:00,461 Sorry. Put the table on their tab. 1118 01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:03,564 He's got the spirit, don't he? 1119 01:20:03,631 --> 01:20:07,017 He handled that pretty well. 1120 01:20:07,084 --> 01:20:09,353 Did you see my pez dispenser anywhere? 1121 01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:11,987 No. Shut up. Check! 1122 01:20:12,055 --> 01:20:14,990 Hey, hey! Excuse me, sir. I've got an emergency. 1123 01:20:15,058 --> 01:20:17,792 - Are you headed towards Paradise? - No, I'm going to New York. 1124 01:20:18,811 --> 01:20:21,613 Where were you five hours ago? 1125 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,898 - You going South? - Nope. 1126 01:20:24,966 --> 01:20:28,352 Hey, Edna, can I get you anything? 1127 01:20:28,420 --> 01:20:30,340 Come on. Don't take all night putting this gas in. 1128 01:20:30,387 --> 01:20:33,123 Excuse me. Would you mind telling me which way you're headed? 1129 01:20:33,190 --> 01:20:36,108 Get outta here. It's an emergency. I've gotta get to Paradise. 1130 01:20:37,226 --> 01:20:39,394 We don't like to ride with strangers. 1131 01:20:39,462 --> 01:20:42,114 Come on, man. It's Christmas. What the hell. 1132 01:20:42,182 --> 01:20:44,916 A little company might be good. Come on. Jump in. 1133 01:20:44,983 --> 01:20:47,335 I told you not to say anything. I can keep a secret. 1134 01:20:47,402 --> 01:20:49,863 I told you to shut up, and you... You're supposed to be on my side. 1135 01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:52,038 Shit. What? 1136 01:20:52,106 --> 01:20:55,558 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1137 01:20:56,693 --> 01:20:58,828 Nice coat. Who shot the couch? 1138 01:21:12,940 --> 01:21:16,676 No, goddamn it! Sons of bitches! It's all right. 1139 01:21:21,298 --> 01:21:24,449 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, guys. 1140 01:21:24,516 --> 01:21:27,385 Rough night? 1141 01:21:27,453 --> 01:21:30,621 You have no idea what kind of night I've had. 1142 01:21:30,689 --> 01:21:34,424 I'm just real lucky you're going the same way as me. 1143 01:21:40,481 --> 01:21:44,350 - What's that banging noise? - I don't hear nothing. 1144 01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:48,703 Me either. 1145 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,038 Wait a minute. No, no, wait. There it goes again. 1146 01:21:51,106 --> 01:21:53,941 It's a very distinct thumping sound. 1147 01:21:54,008 --> 01:21:56,409 Kind of like a boom, boom, boom. Don't you hear it? 1148 01:21:56,477 --> 01:21:59,162 Oh, yeah. We've been hearing that all night. 1149 01:22:01,648 --> 01:22:03,582 Hey, can I share something with you? 1150 01:22:03,650 --> 01:22:05,651 Yeah. 1151 01:22:05,719 --> 01:22:07,785 I know I just met you guys, and it's kind of corny, 1152 01:22:07,853 --> 01:22:10,021 but tonight's been a real eye-opener for me. 1153 01:22:10,089 --> 01:22:12,824 How's that? I just... 1154 01:22:12,892 --> 01:22:15,242 I realized tonight that I love people, you know? 1155 01:22:15,310 --> 01:22:19,479 I mean, life is great. Yeah? Huh? Isn't life great? 1156 01:22:19,547 --> 01:22:23,398 - You sound like you're in love. - Well, as a matter of fact, 1157 01:22:24,885 --> 01:22:27,618 I just met this really terrific woman. 1158 01:22:27,686 --> 01:22:29,487 What's her name? 1159 01:22:29,555 --> 01:22:32,290 I can really use something like that in my life. What's her name? 1160 01:22:32,358 --> 01:22:33,974 Her name's Sarah. Yeah. Sarah? 1161 01:22:34,042 --> 01:22:37,845 You got a picture? Do you have any idea how long it's been... 1162 01:22:37,912 --> 01:22:39,996 since I've had a picture of a woman in my wallet? 1163 01:22:40,065 --> 01:22:43,283 - Except my mother, of course. - You got a picture of your mother in your wallet? 1164 01:22:43,350 --> 01:22:45,518 Yeah. I have the same thing in my wallet. 1165 01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:48,120 Well, then let's compare. 1166 01:22:48,188 --> 01:22:51,639 It's a beautiful thing. 1167 01:22:51,707 --> 01:22:54,007 I really hope we can all get to be friends. 1168 01:22:54,009 --> 01:22:56,160 There she is. 1169 01:23:08,388 --> 01:23:10,606 What are you doing? 1170 01:23:10,673 --> 01:23:13,257 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! What are you doing? 1171 01:23:13,325 --> 01:23:16,845 Stop it! Are you crazy? Stop it! 1172 01:23:16,912 --> 01:23:18,763 Put the gun down! Get off of me! 1173 01:23:18,831 --> 01:23:20,931 The cops are down the street. He's got our money! 1174 01:23:20,998 --> 01:23:24,134 Just get in the car. I'll kill him. 1175 01:23:47,588 --> 01:23:50,390 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, Merlin! 1176 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:52,391 Hold on! Hold on! Whoa! 1177 01:23:52,459 --> 01:23:56,361 What do you call it? Whoa, Merlin! That-a-boy. Okay. 1178 01:23:56,429 --> 01:23:59,663 Hey, look who it is! Get in, Bill. 1179 01:23:59,731 --> 01:24:02,699 We gotta have a serious talk! Now get me the hell outta here! Uh-oh. 1180 01:24:02,768 --> 01:24:07,036 Serious talk. Come on. Come on, Merlin. 1181 01:24:12,592 --> 01:24:15,160 What do you call it? Whoa. 1182 01:24:15,228 --> 01:24:19,731 So, I guess we have a clean slate now. Huh? 1183 01:24:19,798 --> 01:24:22,333 Good boy, Merlin. 1184 01:24:22,401 --> 01:24:25,752 Go home now. Stay off the interstate. 1185 01:24:25,819 --> 01:24:28,555 There you go. 1186 01:24:28,623 --> 01:24:31,424 Not quite. 1187 01:24:43,202 --> 01:24:45,135 Shh! 1188 01:24:45,203 --> 01:24:47,738 Quiet, okay? 1189 01:24:47,806 --> 01:24:52,108 So I get into the car with these two strangers, and... 1190 01:24:52,175 --> 01:24:56,312 This is very funny... 1191 01:24:56,380 --> 01:25:01,517 I show them a picture of ma, and they start shooting at me. 1192 01:25:01,584 --> 01:25:04,052 That's weird. 1193 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:07,655 That's weird. Do you have any idea why? 1194 01:25:07,723 --> 01:25:12,025 Maybe it was a bad picture. 1195 01:25:12,092 --> 01:25:16,229 Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1196 01:25:16,296 --> 01:25:19,398 Who are they? 1197 01:25:19,465 --> 01:25:21,833 Hey, Bill, I mean, were they alone? 1198 01:25:21,901 --> 01:25:23,835 I said there were two of them. 1199 01:25:23,903 --> 01:25:26,548 There was nobody else with them? I just said there were two of them. 1200 01:25:26,572 --> 01:25:28,506 They were alone. 1201 01:25:28,574 --> 01:25:31,007 I just said there were two of them! 1202 01:25:31,075 --> 01:25:33,042 Oh, good. What do you mean, "oh, good"? 1203 01:25:33,110 --> 01:25:37,013 I mean... what do I mean, Dave? 1204 01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,114 He... he... 1205 01:25:39,182 --> 01:25:41,417 He means that... 1206 01:25:41,484 --> 01:25:45,186 if there were more than two, you could have been hurt. 1207 01:25:45,254 --> 01:25:47,188 Three's bad. That's right. 1208 01:25:47,256 --> 01:25:49,257 I'm getting this feeling... 1209 01:25:49,325 --> 01:25:51,558 that you're not telling me something! 1210 01:25:51,626 --> 01:25:54,328 Yeah, well, this feeling you're getting is paranoia! 1211 01:25:54,395 --> 01:25:57,030 I don't think so! Well, think again! 1212 01:25:57,097 --> 01:25:59,365 Come on. Let's just go. 1213 01:26:03,219 --> 01:26:05,220 I'm almost certain this one's it. 1214 01:26:06,689 --> 01:26:09,757 Hey, Bill, a guy in prison told me if you use the wrong key, 1215 01:26:09,825 --> 01:26:12,860 you could set off the alarm. 1216 01:26:12,928 --> 01:26:15,630 Why don't you let me do the crackin'... 1217 01:26:15,697 --> 01:26:17,631 and you do the jackin'? 1218 01:26:17,698 --> 01:26:19,966 Hey, leave him alone, Bill. Prison's a lonely place. 1219 01:26:20,034 --> 01:26:21,968 You told. Sure, I heard things in the night. 1220 01:26:22,036 --> 01:26:24,603 Shut up! 1221 01:26:24,671 --> 01:26:27,072 Shit! I told ya! 1222 01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:29,573 Stop the madness! All right, all right, all right. 1223 01:26:29,642 --> 01:26:31,809 It said "Nissan." Nissan. 1224 01:26:31,877 --> 01:26:34,445 Nissan's for a car. But it was round... 1225 01:26:34,513 --> 01:26:36,553 with a curve that goes like an "s." Okay! All right! 1226 01:26:36,580 --> 01:26:38,548 Hurry up, Bill! Okay! Okay! 1227 01:26:38,616 --> 01:26:40,601 You're kidding me. 1228 01:26:43,804 --> 01:26:45,972 Agent Peyser? What? 1229 01:26:46,039 --> 01:26:48,190 Agent Peyser? What? 1230 01:26:48,257 --> 01:26:51,309 - You're not gonna believe this. - Oh, come on. Try me. 1231 01:26:51,377 --> 01:26:53,612 We got another alarm at the bank. 1232 01:26:55,180 --> 01:26:59,033 Yes! Yes! 1233 01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:02,301 No! Shit! 1234 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:22,835 I know what to do. 1235 01:27:25,105 --> 01:27:28,323 That's the most money I ever held at once. 1236 01:27:29,325 --> 01:27:32,160 You're right, Bill. 1237 01:27:32,228 --> 01:27:34,296 Never was ours. 1238 01:27:35,597 --> 01:27:39,934 I tell you, I never felt better in my life. 1239 01:28:05,256 --> 01:28:08,091 Where'd you go for that tire? Palm beach? 1240 01:28:08,158 --> 01:28:10,159 Sorry, Ed. 1241 01:28:15,030 --> 01:28:18,116 Holy shit. Get down, Clovis. Get down. 1242 01:28:18,184 --> 01:28:20,118 Boy, am I good. 1243 01:28:21,987 --> 01:28:25,422 Get inside of the jeep, or I'll blow your heads off. 1244 01:28:39,018 --> 01:28:42,719 You know, every time there's a problem, those two idiots show up. 1245 01:28:42,788 --> 01:28:44,721 I'm telling you, they know something. 1246 01:28:44,789 --> 01:28:47,674 Listen, guys. Where are you taking us? What is this? 1247 01:28:47,741 --> 01:28:49,942 Up to that bank president's house. 1248 01:28:50,010 --> 01:28:52,212 "Bank... ""bank president"? What are you talking about? 1249 01:28:52,279 --> 01:28:54,230 What do you think, we're stupid? 1250 01:28:54,297 --> 01:28:57,883 No, I don't think you're stupid, but I know how to keep you in suspense. 1251 01:28:57,951 --> 01:29:01,486 - How? - I know howto keep you in suspense. 1252 01:29:01,554 --> 01:29:05,423 How? Clovis! They're bullshitting you! 1253 01:29:05,491 --> 01:29:09,542 - We know that's where the money is. - Money? What money? 1254 01:29:09,611 --> 01:29:13,779 - Yeah, we... we don't have any money. - Oh, shut up, will you? 1255 01:29:13,847 --> 01:29:15,781 You don't think we know what you're doing? 1256 01:29:15,849 --> 01:29:18,684 You and the Andersons probably cooked this whole thing up together. 1257 01:29:20,636 --> 01:29:23,505 Looks like they got company with them in that jeep. 1258 01:29:23,573 --> 01:29:25,507 All units, this is agent Peyser. 1259 01:29:25,575 --> 01:29:28,642 We are in pursuit of a 1994 black pathfinder. 1260 01:29:28,710 --> 01:29:32,479 D-u-h... that's appropriate. 1261 01:29:32,547 --> 01:29:34,313 Vanity plates. 1262 01:29:34,382 --> 01:29:36,983 D-u-h-1-7-1. 1263 01:29:37,050 --> 01:29:41,587 East on main street, heading toward river road. 1264 01:29:43,589 --> 01:29:46,924 "So, uh, what kind of license plate do you have?" 1265 01:29:46,991 --> 01:29:48,876 "Duh." 1266 01:29:58,636 --> 01:30:00,636 Come on! Move it! 1267 01:30:02,038 --> 01:30:04,039 Come on! 1268 01:30:05,307 --> 01:30:08,476 Let's go, let's go, let's go! Come on! 1269 01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:14,798 Look at those clowns. 1270 01:30:14,865 --> 01:30:17,033 Why don't we just take 'em? 1271 01:30:17,101 --> 01:30:20,169 No. Let's wait and see what they're up to. 1272 01:30:23,056 --> 01:30:25,256 Hit the wipers. 1273 01:30:27,459 --> 01:30:29,594 Am I nuts? I know those plates. 1274 01:30:29,662 --> 01:30:31,962 Where do I know those plates from? 1275 01:30:33,932 --> 01:30:36,967 Something came over the wire tonight about two escaped convicts... 1276 01:30:37,034 --> 01:30:39,234 in a caddy with New York plates. 1277 01:30:39,302 --> 01:30:41,888 That's right. Get on the horn. Get everybody down here. 1278 01:30:41,955 --> 01:30:47,309 You're gonna have to kill me, because I'm not dragging those people in that house into this. 1279 01:30:47,376 --> 01:30:49,694 So why don't you just pull your trigger? 1280 01:30:49,762 --> 01:30:53,264 There's no money, all right? So just get it out of your head. 1281 01:30:57,168 --> 01:30:58,918 They're here. 1282 01:30:58,986 --> 01:31:00,854 Yep. They're here. 1283 01:31:00,921 --> 01:31:03,322 Let's take them down. 1284 01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:07,860 Come on, pecker head! Move! 1285 01:31:07,928 --> 01:31:10,272 Clovis, watch these three clowns while I check out the house. 1286 01:31:10,296 --> 01:31:13,197 Okay, Ed. 1287 01:31:17,685 --> 01:31:21,205 Season's greetings. Santa claus is coming to town. 1288 01:31:22,690 --> 01:31:24,857 Shut up and get inside. 1289 01:31:24,925 --> 01:31:27,877 Well, well, well. Doesn't that figure? Get out of my face. 1290 01:31:27,944 --> 01:31:30,296 Shut up and get in. Ma! What... 1291 01:31:30,362 --> 01:31:33,248 What... what are you doing here? 1292 01:31:33,316 --> 01:31:37,617 I'm being held hostage on the night baby Jesus was born. What the hell does it look like? 1293 01:31:37,685 --> 01:31:40,654 Get over there. 1294 01:31:40,721 --> 01:31:43,539 Please don't tell me you knew about this. Uh, no. No, I... 1295 01:31:45,926 --> 01:31:47,994 I'm sorry. I know it's bad. 1296 01:31:48,061 --> 01:31:51,313 ♪ Whoa. 1297 01:31:51,381 --> 01:31:55,434 ♪ I'm sorry, ma. 1298 01:31:55,501 --> 01:31:58,235 I'm sorry, everybody. 1299 01:31:58,303 --> 01:32:00,971 - I swear I'm gonna get us all out of this. - Oh, no. Come on. 1300 01:32:01,039 --> 01:32:04,391 It wasn't your fault. It was my fault, ma. I... I convinced Bill... 1301 01:32:04,458 --> 01:32:07,893 that he was a wanted man in New York and he had to come down here. 1302 01:32:07,961 --> 01:32:10,612 No choice. But he resisted, every step of the way. 1303 01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:13,748 - Sarah, he didn't know about your father. - Yeah, sure. 1304 01:32:13,816 --> 01:32:16,867 No. He really thought he was dying, and he came down here to help you. 1305 01:32:16,935 --> 01:32:21,272 - What are you talking about? - Just give us the money, and we're out of here. 1306 01:32:21,340 --> 01:32:24,740 You're in for a rude awakening, because there's no money! Okay? 1307 01:32:24,808 --> 01:32:28,094 - No! No! - V-v-Vic, listen to me. 1308 01:32:28,162 --> 01:32:31,730 There's no money. He's not lying. I swear on my mother's grave. 1309 01:32:31,797 --> 01:32:35,684 Don't say that with this lunatic pointing a gun at my head. 1310 01:32:35,751 --> 01:32:37,852 Are you telling me you didn't rob the bank? 1311 01:32:40,188 --> 01:32:42,339 Is it true? 1312 01:32:44,025 --> 01:32:48,678 Yeah. We did it, Mr. Anderson, and we're sorry. 1313 01:32:48,746 --> 01:32:52,031 But I swear we're not the same people we were this morning. I swear it. 1314 01:32:52,098 --> 01:32:56,651 - Oh, where's my violin? - Vic, you gotta believe us. 1315 01:32:56,719 --> 01:32:58,786 These people, they're good people. 1316 01:32:58,854 --> 01:33:02,973 They took us in, and they treated us like we was one of their own. 1317 01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:06,860 - And all we could do in return was steal from them. 1318 01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:14,116 Vic, these people had nothing to do with this. You gotta let 'em go! 1319 01:33:14,184 --> 01:33:15,934 We can solve this between us. 1320 01:33:16,001 --> 01:33:18,770 I'll let 'em go as soon as I get my money. 1321 01:33:18,838 --> 01:33:20,905 Vic, we put the money back. 1322 01:33:20,973 --> 01:33:23,574 Put it back? Back in the bank? 1323 01:33:23,642 --> 01:33:24,941 No. 1324 01:33:27,012 --> 01:33:29,178 We gave the money to the church. 1325 01:33:29,246 --> 01:33:32,549 You expect me to believe that horse shit? Who wants to die first? 1326 01:33:32,616 --> 01:33:35,167 Pop, will you knock it off? 1327 01:33:44,476 --> 01:33:48,478 Who gets shot first? Suspenders. 1328 01:33:48,546 --> 01:33:50,163 Then maybe you. 1329 01:33:53,468 --> 01:33:57,102 Get down. Get down. Way down, boys. Get down. 1330 01:33:58,672 --> 01:34:00,473 Yes, sir. What's going on here? 1331 01:34:00,540 --> 01:34:03,808 I've got bad news. We got a hostage situation. 1332 01:34:03,876 --> 01:34:06,410 And your son's inside. 1333 01:34:06,478 --> 01:34:08,995 Move! Move up! 1334 01:34:11,415 --> 01:34:14,617 This is the F.B.I. You're completely surrounded. 1335 01:34:14,685 --> 01:34:17,786 Lay down your weapons. Come out with your hands above your head. 1336 01:34:17,854 --> 01:34:21,089 Sit down! Sit down, or I'm gonna shoot somebody! Sit down! 1337 01:34:21,156 --> 01:34:23,458 I can't go back to prison. I learned my lesson already. 1338 01:34:23,525 --> 01:34:25,594 Look what you started, you big gorilla. 1339 01:34:25,661 --> 01:34:27,872 Look what I started? I don't know what you're talking about. 1340 01:34:27,896 --> 01:34:31,365 Your idiot sons. If it wasn't for them, we'd be in prison without a care in the world. 1341 01:34:31,433 --> 01:34:35,150 If it wasn't for your goddamn, long-winded, piece-of-shit letter... 1342 01:34:35,218 --> 01:34:38,287 whining about how your daughter doesn't come visit you no more, 1343 01:34:38,355 --> 01:34:40,549 I never would've sent my boys down here in the first place. 1344 01:34:40,573 --> 01:34:43,191 I never wrote any letter. 1345 01:34:48,430 --> 01:34:50,598 Ma. 1346 01:34:52,851 --> 01:34:54,568 Who wrote what to whom? 1347 01:34:54,635 --> 01:34:56,869 It's a moot point at this juncture. Don't you think? 1348 01:34:56,937 --> 01:35:00,322 Especially given the gravity of the situation... 1349 01:35:00,390 --> 01:35:02,892 outside. 1350 01:35:02,959 --> 01:35:05,410 It just never ends with you. 1351 01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:10,615 No. 1352 01:35:10,682 --> 01:35:13,450 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 1353 01:35:13,517 --> 01:35:18,155 Nose is as long as a telephone wire. 1354 01:35:18,223 --> 01:35:23,042 Come on, Caesar. We're getting out of here. Don't make me shoot you. 1355 01:35:23,110 --> 01:35:25,478 - You shut up. - Liar, liar. 1356 01:35:25,546 --> 01:35:27,546 What starts in fun ends in tears. 1357 01:35:27,613 --> 01:35:30,799 - Liar! - Caesar, I said let's get out of here. 1358 01:35:32,968 --> 01:35:35,569 You son of a bitch! 1359 01:35:39,990 --> 01:35:42,275 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1360 01:35:50,100 --> 01:35:53,834 Stay on the floor! Why don't you put some guns on me? 1361 01:35:57,741 --> 01:35:59,889 Timmy! 1362 01:36:02,259 --> 01:36:05,711 I got the guy. I'm the one who got the guy. We've got it all under control! 1363 01:36:05,779 --> 01:36:10,632 - We've got it all under control! - This is a big mistake. I can explain everything. 1364 01:36:10,700 --> 01:36:12,867 Clovis, what the hell did you do now? 1365 01:36:12,935 --> 01:36:15,569 Over here! Move! Move! 1366 01:36:15,637 --> 01:36:18,338 Come on, come on. 1367 01:36:18,405 --> 01:36:21,224 Come on! Get everybody out! 1368 01:36:24,128 --> 01:36:27,196 We didn't do that, did we? 1369 01:36:33,052 --> 01:36:35,620 Come on. Let's go. 1370 01:36:35,688 --> 01:36:38,222 Get him out. 1371 01:36:38,290 --> 01:36:41,275 Line them right up behind me. 1372 01:36:41,342 --> 01:36:43,827 Come on. Keep moving. Keep moving. 1373 01:36:43,895 --> 01:36:47,079 Come on, guys. Let's go. Keep it moving. 1374 01:36:47,147 --> 01:36:50,266 Come on, buddy. 1375 01:36:50,333 --> 01:36:53,568 Send those escaped cons back to New York before they ruin my Christmas. 1376 01:36:54,754 --> 01:36:56,688 All the way in. Let's go. 1377 01:36:56,756 --> 01:36:58,823 Watch the shirt. It was a present. 1378 01:36:58,891 --> 01:37:02,560 I'm a deputy, for Christ's sake! I demand to know what the hell's going on here! 1379 01:37:02,628 --> 01:37:05,261 Get some chairs out here. I didn't take Merlin. 1380 01:37:05,329 --> 01:37:07,257 Pull out some of those chairs. See how many we can get. 1381 01:37:07,281 --> 01:37:09,549 Pull out some of those chairs. That'll be fine. 1382 01:37:21,510 --> 01:37:23,510 All right, all right, all right. 1383 01:37:24,745 --> 01:37:27,848 Shut up! 1384 01:37:27,915 --> 01:37:31,100 Shut... quiet, please. 1385 01:37:31,168 --> 01:37:34,003 Thank you. 1386 01:37:36,223 --> 01:37:38,190 Father Gorenzel, can we talk? 1387 01:37:38,257 --> 01:37:41,159 Of course, Sarah. I'm always available to talk. 1388 01:37:41,227 --> 01:37:43,227 Come in. Come in. 1389 01:37:47,098 --> 01:37:50,066 You won't believe what happened. 1390 01:37:50,134 --> 01:37:54,037 I just got back from church. There was a knock on the door, and this... 1391 01:37:54,104 --> 01:37:55,821 was lying outside. 1392 01:37:55,890 --> 01:37:58,190 This note was with it. 1393 01:38:00,826 --> 01:38:05,263 "Please take this money. It belongs to the people of Paradise. 1394 01:38:06,265 --> 01:38:08,266 The three wise men." 1395 01:38:47,816 --> 01:38:50,717 What did he say? 1396 01:38:50,785 --> 01:38:53,453 He said it's time to forgive. 1397 01:38:56,256 --> 01:39:00,660 I'm sorry, cliff, that I didn't tell you everything about myself. 1398 01:39:00,727 --> 01:39:03,728 It wouldn't have mattered if you had. 1399 01:39:06,399 --> 01:39:08,766 Uh, Mrs. Anderson, 1400 01:39:08,834 --> 01:39:12,470 you were probably closest to the perpetrators at the time of the robbery. 1401 01:39:12,537 --> 01:39:15,004 Yeah, that's right. Okay. 1402 01:39:15,072 --> 01:39:19,626 Now, can you identify these three men as the men who robbed the bank? 1403 01:39:33,756 --> 01:39:35,923 No, I don't believe so. 1404 01:39:39,143 --> 01:39:41,410 How can you be so sure? 1405 01:39:42,746 --> 01:39:46,916 Well, to begin with, the robbers were wearing masks. 1406 01:39:48,351 --> 01:39:50,284 - Deputy Timmy? - Sir. 1407 01:39:50,353 --> 01:39:52,320 You were in the house at the time. 1408 01:39:52,387 --> 01:39:56,506 Why don't you tell the people what the hell was going on? 1409 01:39:58,710 --> 01:40:02,445 They saved us from being hurt. That's what happened. 1410 01:40:02,512 --> 01:40:05,097 What a crock of stinking horse shit. 1411 01:40:05,165 --> 01:40:09,067 What do you know? You slept through the whole thing. 1412 01:40:09,135 --> 01:40:13,271 I wanna know how exactly you two seem to fit into all this. 1413 01:40:13,339 --> 01:40:16,873 We're deputies, for Christ's sake. Right, Bernie? 1414 01:40:16,941 --> 01:40:19,410 We were trying to make an arrest. 1415 01:40:19,477 --> 01:40:24,480 These three were in my store a half hour before the robbery, and they bought three ski masks. 1416 01:40:24,548 --> 01:40:28,167 Whoa. Wait a minute. You withheld this information? Huh? 1417 01:40:28,234 --> 01:40:30,352 Oh, Jesus, uh... 1418 01:40:30,420 --> 01:40:34,555 Spill on aisle three. Spill on aisle three. 1419 01:40:34,623 --> 01:40:36,634 What the hell are you talking about? Spill on aisle three! 1420 01:40:36,658 --> 01:40:41,311 Spill on aisle three! Spill on aisle three! 1421 01:40:41,378 --> 01:40:43,830 And then everyone was hustling sandals... sit down! Sit down! 1422 01:40:43,898 --> 01:40:47,532 And I didn't... what? Sit down. 1423 01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:51,303 This was something I didn't quite put together till just now. 1424 01:40:51,370 --> 01:40:54,138 If these three guys aren't the crooks, I'd like to know... 1425 01:40:54,206 --> 01:40:56,140 Sit down. Then where the hell... 1426 01:40:56,208 --> 01:40:58,976 are the three ski masks they bought from my store? 1427 01:41:02,563 --> 01:41:05,482 You wanna see three ski masks? 1428 01:41:05,550 --> 01:41:08,785 Yeah. Is that it? 1429 01:41:09,870 --> 01:41:13,071 I'll show you three ski masks. Right in there. 1430 01:41:15,458 --> 01:41:19,610 Guess what? There's one, two. 1431 01:41:19,677 --> 01:41:22,546 Can we make it three? Three ski... 1432 01:41:22,614 --> 01:41:24,932 Sit down, you clown. Okay. 1433 01:41:30,887 --> 01:41:33,221 Everything I got points to you three. 1434 01:41:35,141 --> 01:41:37,943 And don't give me that "who, me?" Look. 1435 01:41:38,010 --> 01:41:40,237 I can't believe the only thing I got you on is some parole violation. 1436 01:41:40,261 --> 01:41:44,198 You didn't rob the bank? I wanna know exactly where you were at the time of the robbery. 1437 01:41:47,368 --> 01:41:49,869 They were with me Christmas shopping. 1438 01:41:49,937 --> 01:41:53,488 What? It's true, agent Peyser. 1439 01:41:53,556 --> 01:41:56,108 I saw them all go together. 1440 01:41:56,176 --> 01:41:59,310 Now I remember. I saw them too. 1441 01:42:01,764 --> 01:42:05,832 All right, all right. Shut up! Shut up! 1442 01:42:05,900 --> 01:42:08,886 E-E-Ed, swallow that. 1443 01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:16,742 Christmas shopping. 1444 01:42:16,810 --> 01:42:19,978 Something tells me I'm really getting jammed. 1445 01:42:24,649 --> 01:42:26,750 Let me guess. 1446 01:42:26,818 --> 01:42:29,687 It's the money from the robbery. Money. 1447 01:42:29,754 --> 01:42:34,256 Some... somebody... dropped it outside... my front door. 1448 01:42:36,143 --> 01:42:38,410 And you have no idea who it might have been? 1449 01:42:38,477 --> 01:42:40,762 I don't know. I-I was praying. 1450 01:42:40,830 --> 01:42:44,065 Oh, well, you're a priest. Yeah. 1451 01:42:44,133 --> 01:42:46,400 We'll talk later. 1452 01:42:52,139 --> 01:42:54,741 What the hell's going on in this town? Huh? 1453 01:42:54,809 --> 01:42:58,343 What-what-what-what-what-what... 1454 01:43:13,942 --> 01:43:16,009 Come here. 1455 01:43:16,077 --> 01:43:17,943 Come here. 1456 01:43:26,235 --> 01:43:29,537 I don't know what the hell happened in this town, 1457 01:43:30,972 --> 01:43:35,076 and it's obvious nobody here is gonna tell me. 1458 01:43:35,143 --> 01:43:39,679 But I suspect that you three are getting the break of a lifetime. 1459 01:43:39,747 --> 01:43:43,415 Don't screw it up. You understand? 1460 01:43:43,482 --> 01:43:46,418 'Cause it's not gonna come around again. 1461 01:43:46,485 --> 01:43:48,302 We won't, sir. 1462 01:43:54,624 --> 01:43:58,927 Get out of here. 1463 01:44:06,268 --> 01:44:09,185 Ma. 1464 01:44:15,726 --> 01:44:17,660 Give me that. You're gonna lose it. 1465 01:44:19,929 --> 01:44:24,182 Well, I know it sounds dumb, but... 1466 01:44:25,817 --> 01:44:28,253 I'm really proud of you three. 1467 01:44:30,488 --> 01:44:32,522 Thanks, ma. 1468 01:44:32,590 --> 01:44:35,142 And you're through with all this nonsense, right? 1469 01:44:35,209 --> 01:44:37,576 Oh, absolutely. Yeah. 1470 01:44:37,644 --> 01:44:39,578 You got it, ma. 1471 01:44:43,982 --> 01:44:45,916 Hey, what? 1472 01:44:50,588 --> 01:44:53,457 I paid for that. Mine. 1473 01:44:53,525 --> 01:44:56,225 I paid for that. I didn't see nothing. 1474 01:44:56,293 --> 01:44:58,461 Tell her. I paid for it. No. 1475 01:44:58,529 --> 01:45:00,313 You saw me buy it. I saw nothing. 1476 01:45:00,381 --> 01:45:03,715 Tell it, Dave! I'm a blind man. 1477 01:45:03,783 --> 01:45:06,952 I... I... you're not... who's lying now? 1478 01:45:17,694 --> 01:45:20,796 I guess I just want to say good-bye. I'm glad. 1479 01:45:20,864 --> 01:45:23,498 Did things work out between you and your dad? 1480 01:45:23,566 --> 01:45:28,452 Well, I guess I got nothing to hide now, so... 1481 01:45:28,520 --> 01:45:32,790 I don't know. Maybe there's hope for him. 1482 01:45:32,858 --> 01:45:35,575 Good. 1483 01:45:38,162 --> 01:45:41,747 It's my bus. I guess I better get going, right? Yeah. 1484 01:45:45,085 --> 01:45:48,803 Listen. How would you feel if I were to settle down in a place like this? 1485 01:45:48,871 --> 01:45:51,623 A place like this? Or this place? 1486 01:45:51,690 --> 01:45:54,958 Maybe I could manage some little restaurant down here. 1487 01:45:55,026 --> 01:45:57,927 Get you half off on lunch, free coffee with every meal. 1488 01:45:57,995 --> 01:46:02,114 I'll see you every morning in the bank when I'm making my deposits. 1489 01:46:02,182 --> 01:46:05,567 Stay out of the bank, all right? Give me a chance. 1490 01:46:10,573 --> 01:46:14,175 Bill... Maybe we could hit it off. 1491 01:46:14,242 --> 01:46:16,344 Look. 1492 01:46:54,576 --> 01:46:57,412 Check out Bill. He's really going for it. 1493 01:46:57,479 --> 01:47:00,880 Hey, man, get a room. What for? 1494 01:47:00,948 --> 01:47:04,384 What... ♪ You're nobody till somebody cares ♪ 1495 01:47:04,452 --> 01:47:06,752 hey, ma, what are you so happy about? 1496 01:47:06,820 --> 01:47:09,755 Well, your brother's got himself a girlfriend. 1497 01:47:09,823 --> 01:47:11,757 Is he coming with us? No. 1498 01:47:11,825 --> 01:47:13,758 Should we go get him? No, you sit down. 1499 01:47:13,826 --> 01:47:16,127 He's staying here. Oh. 1500 01:47:16,195 --> 01:47:20,530 Speaking of which, when are you two gonna get hitched? 1501 01:47:20,598 --> 01:47:23,517 - "Get hitched." - We're not even attracted to each other. 1502 01:47:29,991 --> 01:47:31,924 Hey. 1503 01:47:31,991 --> 01:47:34,659 Bye, mom! 1504 01:47:35,862 --> 01:47:37,796 Bye, Dave! Bye, Alvin! 1505 01:47:37,864 --> 01:47:39,797 Bye, sweetie! 1506 01:47:54,611 --> 01:48:00,648 ♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪ 1507 01:48:02,250 --> 01:48:07,621 ♪ you're nobody till somebody cares ♪ 1508 01:48:09,824 --> 01:48:11,824 ♪ you may be king 1509 01:48:11,892 --> 01:48:15,327 ♪ you may possess the world 1510 01:48:15,395 --> 01:48:17,463 ♪ and its gold 1511 01:48:17,531 --> 01:48:21,165 ♪ but gold won't bring you happiness ♪ 1512 01:48:21,233 --> 01:48:25,035 ♪ when you're growing old 1513 01:48:25,103 --> 01:48:28,271 ♪ the world still is the same 1514 01:48:28,339 --> 01:48:30,774 ♪ you never change it 1515 01:48:32,643 --> 01:48:39,047 ♪ as sure as the stars shine above ♪ 1516 01:48:40,316 --> 01:48:47,722 ♪ you're nobody till somebody loves you ♪ 1517 01:48:47,789 --> 01:48:53,026 ♪ so find yourself somebody to love ♪ 1518 01:49:25,421 --> 01:49:28,523 ♪ the world still is the same 1519 01:49:28,591 --> 01:49:30,824 ♪ you never change it 1520 01:49:32,527 --> 01:49:39,699 ♪ as sure as the stars shine above ♪ 1521 01:49:39,767 --> 01:49:46,905 ♪ but you're nobody till somebody loves you ♪ 1522 01:49:46,973 --> 01:49:54,478 ♪ so find yourself somebody to love ♪ 123025