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DAVID: You really t?
FREDDIE: Yes, absolutely.
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Oh, you guys were gone
for so long.
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How was your hike
in Runyon Canyon?
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It was crazy... Bar Refaeli
was there and she passed out.
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David gave her
mouth-to-mouth.
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Which was wasted on him.
I could've done that.
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He totally
CPR-blocked me, man.
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Well, good for you.
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Just wash your lips
before you come to bed tonight.
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Well, I ended up
having a great time with Donny.
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I can't wait till we have a son
that I can do outdoor stuff with.
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You mean like the camping trip
I have tomorrow night
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with Donny's Cub Scout troop?
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You really think it's fun
to sleep on the ground,
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listen to kids complain
about no Internet
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and think every sound
they hear is a ghost rapist?
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DAVID:
Are you kidding me?
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I would love to do that.
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After all,
I am an Eagle Scout for life.
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"Once an Eagle,
always an Eagle."
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And one day
our son will be one, too.
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What? No.
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No, I'm no letting our son
be a part of the Boy Scouts.
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I mean, not that they would
let him be involved anyway.
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Not with two gay dads.
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That's their policy.
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Oh, come on,
they don't enforce that.
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Yes, they do.
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They kick out more gay men
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than the
Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
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Don't you read the news?
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Look, I know that
the Boy Scouts
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haven't exactly rolled out
the red carpet for gay people,
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but this isn't about politics;
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It's about boys
toasting marshmallows
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and making lanyards
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and learning that when
a black bear attacks,
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you play dead, but when
a grizzly bear attacks,
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you stand up and you fight.
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And when a West Hollywood
bear attacks,
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you pretend to hate it.
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I just can't believe
you would support
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an organization
that excludes you.
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I support the virtues
that the Scouts teach:
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To be trustworthy, loyal,
helpful, courteous,
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thrifty and brave.
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Oh, so they're the ones
that taught you that thrifty
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is a virtue.
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No, that was Rabbi Abramowitz.
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Look, I know that you think
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this is a joke,
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but the Scouts taught me
the life skills
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that I use to this day.
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Dude, you're so into
this Scouting stuff,
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you're the one that should
chaperone this overnight.
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Are you kidding me?
I would love to.
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Fine, go.
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Maybe you can earn
your hypocrisy badge.
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Are there really bears
in West Hollywood?
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Yes, but don't worry,
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you have to be 21 or over
to get in those places.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Thank you for helping me update
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this business software, Rocky.
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Well, a business woman
has to manage her money.
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Trust me, I know.
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Six years ago
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I went into debt buying
Balenciaga gold leggings
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like Beyoncé wore
to the BET Awards.
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Split up the back when I
dropped my lollipop. Ooh.
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So, how long have you had
this computer?
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Oh, it was a gift.
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It's not really much of a gift.
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I mean, I just cleared the
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memory off my old computer,
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bounced on some extra RAM.
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And loaded Quicken
and a spreadsheet generator.
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Look, Mom,
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it's like a
really heavy, slow iPad.
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Oh, thank you so much, Brice.
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So, your nana's man
gave you a computer,
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helped you find
a business property
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and didn't take a commission?
Mm-mm.
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You don't need Quicken to tell
you that doesn't add up.
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I feel like you want me
to think that's bad?
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You are so damn country, honey.
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This is L.A.
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You do not trust any man
who gives you a gift over $20
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unless he is your man-man,
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blood relation,
employer or a pimp,
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which is the same thing.
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Let me know if you have any
questions about this software.
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I'm off to a meeting.
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Ooh, a meeting?
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Where are we off to today,
fellow businesswoman?
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To a place I like to call
"mind your own damn business."
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(quietly):
'Kay. Have fun.
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Phew, for a second there,
I really thought you were
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going to embarrass yourself,
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but that little cap
pulled it all together.
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You know, Bry, you don't always
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have to be so brutally honest.
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Some things
are better left unsaid.
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What?
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I didn't say anything
about your neckerchief.
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Welcome,
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to the Tuesday meeting
of Loveaholics Anonymous.
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My name is Ben,
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and I'm a loveaholic.
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OTHERS:
Hi, Ben.
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BEN:
L-Anon is a fellowship
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of men and women
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whose common purpose is to stop
the unhealthy patterns
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of relying on love and intimacy.
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Remember, let's please avoid
trigger words
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such as the names
of dating Web sites,
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Nicholas Sparks
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and "die alone."
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I have two days of abstinence
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from fantasizing about
my landlady, Estafania.
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I just relapsed.
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But I couldn't eat
at the restaurant
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because I'm in
Overeaters Anonymous
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and he couldn't
pay the bill because
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he's in Debtors Anonymous,
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so we ended up doing cocaine
in his minivan,
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which would've been a slipup
in Narcotics Anonymous,
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but I don't really need
that program, so I quit going.
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And so I sent an e-mail
to his fiancée that said,
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"If I can't have Richard,
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I'll turn your face into
a toilet bowl of blood."
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I heard about y'all on a
Tavis Smiley episode,
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which I was watching
because I am...
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I mean, was, in love with him.
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I've made so many foolish
choices for love.
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Darnell, you hungry, baby?!
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I got what you need!
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Love me!
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(glass shatters, siren whoops)
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I had to get honest with myself
and say,
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"Rocky, you need help."
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And that's why
I'm standing here
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celebrating 90 days of
abstinence from love addiction.
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(applause)
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BEN: Does anyone
else want to share?
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Anyone?
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MAN:
Ah, what the hell.
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BEN:
Hey.
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(gasps)
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I'm Brice.
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I'm a loveaholic,
uh, romance addict
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and-and basically
a compulsive playa, whatever.
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OTHERS: Hi, Brice.
Hi.
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If you're a woman, uh, I will
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make you fall in love with me
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no matter how much
chaos it causes.
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That's always been my drug
of choice.
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Hi. How was your camping trip?
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I am not going to lie,
it was pretty incredible.
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We set traps,
built lean-tos,
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identified edible plants.
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It's hard for me
to share in your excitement
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when I know you also pooped
in the woods like animals.
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Not like animals...
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they don't bring
their own wipes.
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Oh, my God,
I missed it so much.
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Being in the wilderness.
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Teaching the kids
all those skills.
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Okay, who's hungry?
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Bryan, I was awesome.
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It sounds rustic
and unsanitary.
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And strangely sexy.
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And they were okay
with you being gay?
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Actually,
it never really came up.
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DONNY: I want to be an Eagle
Scout, just like you,
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Scoutmaster David.
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So, Dave, uh, no kids
of your own yet, huh?
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Well, actually,
we're expecting a boy in June.
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Congratulations.
Thank you.
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I'll bet the old ball and chain
is counting down the days
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till that happens, huh?
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Oh, no, I dropped
my weenie in the embers.
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Uh, don't worry,
I'll take care of this.
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So, sort of a lie of omission.
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Bryan, I know you
want to paint the Boy Scouts
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as some sort of hate group,
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but I had a great time.
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And you know what?
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The troop is meeting again
on Thursday,
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and I'm going to take
Donny to that, too. Okay.
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Well, if you're
convinced they're so accepting
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of a gay person in their group,
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why don't you
have the meeting here...
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where you live...
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with a man...
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who you take baths with.
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Fine, I think that's
a great idea.
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And if it makes
you feel better,
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I'll put a big gay badge
on my sash.
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Hmm, an organization
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that discriminates
against gay people,
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yet mandates all its members
wear a sash.
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Interesting.
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Now, in order to earn
your entomology badge,
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you have to not only
know what an insect is,
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but also what an insect isn't.
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Now, who can take a look
at the board
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and tell me which of these
is not an insect?
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Go.
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(shouting answers)
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Wrong.
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None of them are.
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They are arachnids.
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BOYS:
Oh...
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You know everything, David.
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I mean, you should get
a merit badge
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in just overall smartness?
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You mean, like this one?
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My mom made that.
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Although,
not officially sanctioned.
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And your house should have one
for tasteful decorating.
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Thank you, but I cannot take
credit for that.
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That goes to my...
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better half.
(door closing)
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(clears throat)
Who, I believe, just arrived.
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Uh, just excuse me one second.
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(low chatter)
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Hey.
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Glad you're here.
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Are you sure
you want to do this?
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Yep, yeah, yeah.
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Absolutely.
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They're going to love you.
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Hi, everybody.
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I would like you to meet Bryan.
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He is...
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my life partner.
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My fiancé, in fact.
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We're getting married.
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And we're having
a-a baby boy soon.
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Just two men, in love.
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Sharing a life.
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Bryan Collins.
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(sighs)
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♪ ♪
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Obviously,
you didn't tell us everything.
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Like, how did you land yourself
an Eagle Scout, Bryan?
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David is amazing.
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You're a very lucky man.
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Don't I know it.
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Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you. Come on, guys.
Come on.
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Oh, there's so... so many of you.
Hi.
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Hey, Lil' Shane.
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How's my sweet Nikki?
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Did she give you
any trouble today?
257
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No, I love babysitting Nikki.
258
00:09:57,534 --> 00:09:58,534
In fact,
259
00:09:58,568 --> 00:09:59,935
we're playing Project Runway.
260
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I'm Nina Garcia
261
00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:02,071
and I'm about to deliver
262
00:10:02,105 --> 00:10:04,473
an icy, scolding
criticism of this.
263
00:10:04,507 --> 00:10:06,875
(Rocky gasps)
264
00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:08,009
You know, until
this moment, I haven't
265
00:10:08,044 --> 00:10:09,811
considered the possibility
266
00:10:09,845 --> 00:10:12,012
of your weirdness
rubbing off on her.
267
00:10:12,047 --> 00:10:13,847
I am kind of her role model.
268
00:10:13,882 --> 00:10:16,016
Hmm, so what's
with all these boxes?
269
00:10:16,051 --> 00:10:17,485
Did you jack a Staples?
270
00:10:17,519 --> 00:10:20,588
No, Brice borrowed them
from his office
271
00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:22,356
to give to Mom for
her new business.
272
00:10:22,391 --> 00:10:23,891
And he brought me
the sweet potato flavored
273
00:10:23,925 --> 00:10:26,127
Japanese candy I love
274
00:10:26,161 --> 00:10:27,860
that I'll assume he paid for.
275
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,028
He's so awesome.
276
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,030
Shania, how often does Brice
277
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,566
stop by here to see your mom?
278
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,501
Not every day or anything.
279
00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,736
Sometimes he visits at her
new store instead.
280
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,837
Mm-hmm.
281
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,906
Are you ever going to pay me
for babysitting?
282
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,508
Not now, baby.
283
00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:44,009
I got real problems.
284
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:47,846
Bryan, can I ask
your opinion about something?
285
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,848
Is it about your attraction
to Colin Powell?
286
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:52,084
Because I completely
understand.
287
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,452
It's a power thing.
288
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,155
No, I was wondering if you would
tell the truth
289
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,057
even if what you say may hurt
that person's feelings.
290
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,325
You think I'm fat.
291
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,994
I'm not even talking about you.
292
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,329
You think David's fat. You
should definitely say something.
293
00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,331
This is not about you or David.
294
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,566
Then I'm less interested.
295
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,703
(sighs) I don't want to
say something to someone,
296
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,605
but by not saying
something, it could mess up
297
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,840
someone else's life.
298
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,473
Who are all
these anonymous people?
299
00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:17,808
I can't say.
300
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,744
Further disinterested.
Look, Rocky,
301
00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:21,478
sometimes you think
the truth is going to hurt,
302
00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:22,847
but it ends up helping.
303
00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:25,116
Like how I encouraged David with
the Boy Scouts the other day.
304
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,751
The whole thing
was a huge success,
305
00:11:26,785 --> 00:11:28,485
and now we're gonna have more
Scouting events at the house.
306
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,587
And that was supposed
to encourage me?
307
00:11:30,622 --> 00:11:32,522
My point is,
is that by being honest,
308
00:11:32,556 --> 00:11:34,724
David is able to be who he is
309
00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:36,126
in a group that he loves.
310
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,128
To me, the truth
is an obligation:
311
00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:39,763
You just have
to say it out loud.
312
00:11:39,797 --> 00:11:41,898
Okay. Well...
313
00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:44,834
you look like a real skinny
Bob's Big Boy.
314
00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:47,570
Damn. You're right.
315
00:11:47,604 --> 00:11:50,405
(snaps fingers) That felt really
good to get that off my chest.
316
00:11:50,439 --> 00:11:53,008
Skinny?
317
00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:56,745
Excuse me, fellow love addict.
May I have a word?
318
00:11:56,780 --> 00:12:00,082
(quietly): Careful. She
is aggressive and broken.
319
00:12:00,116 --> 00:12:02,417
Hey, what's up, Rocky?
Oh, and may I say,
320
00:12:02,451 --> 00:12:04,318
the way you look
in those black suede
321
00:12:04,352 --> 00:12:05,687
Christian Louboutin
ankle boots,
322
00:12:05,721 --> 00:12:07,989
that is proof
there's a higher power.
323
00:12:08,023 --> 00:12:10,591
Yeah, well, if you don't
back up off of Goldie,
324
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:11,826
I will apply the red bottom
325
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,460
of these boots to your ass.
326
00:12:13,495 --> 00:12:14,762
What are you talking about?
I'm just trying
327
00:12:14,797 --> 00:12:15,797
to help her
launch her business.
328
00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:18,566
Goldie is a pregnant woman
329
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,466
with a ten-year-old
and an ex who is not
330
00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:22,602
out of the picture
and a grandmother
331
00:12:22,636 --> 00:12:25,005
who you are dating!
And you call that "recovery"
332
00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:27,841
and "integrity" and "honesty"?
333
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,342
Bitch, please.
334
00:12:29,376 --> 00:12:30,610
Do you want to see honesty?
335
00:12:30,644 --> 00:12:31,978
Come here. Look into this room.
336
00:12:32,013 --> 00:12:33,880
This room... that is where
I'm learning to be of service
337
00:12:33,915 --> 00:12:35,848
to people. That is why
I'm helping Goldie.
338
00:12:35,882 --> 00:12:37,449
If you don't back up
off of Goldie,
339
00:12:37,483 --> 00:12:38,951
I will tell her that you are
340
00:12:38,985 --> 00:12:40,619
a love addict with
an agenda to get
341
00:12:40,653 --> 00:12:43,889
into her elastic-waist pants.
Believe that.
342
00:12:43,924 --> 00:12:46,759
You know what? It's time for you
to stop protecting Goldie
343
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,393
and start taking care
of yourself.
344
00:12:52,031 --> 00:12:54,599
Ben, stop trying
to smell my hair.
345
00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:57,035
You are so sick.
346
00:12:59,671 --> 00:13:01,639
What is this?
347
00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:04,709
That is a pinewood derby car.
348
00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:07,578
I made it for you in Scouts
to say thank you.
349
00:13:07,613 --> 00:13:09,312
It's your Range Rover.
350
00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,815
Aw, you even put the little
steering wheel on the right.
351
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,818
How faithful to the pretentious
British engineering.
352
00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,720
What are you thanking me for?
353
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:20,457
Well, without you, I don't know
if I would've had the courage
354
00:13:20,491 --> 00:13:23,460
to be honest about who I am
with the Scout troop.
355
00:13:23,494 --> 00:13:25,828
I was just a confused kid
356
00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:27,096
when I joined the Scouts,
357
00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:28,865
looking for something...
I don't even know what.
358
00:13:28,899 --> 00:13:30,432
And what'd you find?
359
00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:33,602
I found role models.
360
00:13:33,637 --> 00:13:35,838
I found men that showed me
how to be the father
361
00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:37,339
that I hope to become.
362
00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:39,575
Something that my father
wasn't able to do.
363
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:41,109
You know,
when I joined the Scouts,
364
00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:43,879
with all the other kids
and their fathers around,
365
00:13:43,913 --> 00:13:45,981
it was like family.
366
00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:48,984
I mean, that's why
I was scared to...
367
00:13:49,018 --> 00:13:52,020
tell everybody that I was gay.
I mean, 'cause it...
368
00:13:52,054 --> 00:13:55,856
felt like I was coming out
all over again.
369
00:13:56,892 --> 00:13:58,525
Thank you for keeping me honest.
370
00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:01,528
You're welcome.
371
00:14:01,562 --> 00:14:05,032
But, David, why are there tiny
cigarette butts in the ashtray?
372
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:07,034
I'm just keeping you honest.
373
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,435
Uh-huh.
374
00:14:10,005 --> 00:14:12,972
Oh, honey, you got a letter
from the Scouts today.
375
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:15,008
(water running)
376
00:14:17,812 --> 00:14:19,779
Ooh.
377
00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:21,681
(water stops running)
378
00:14:22,749 --> 00:14:24,583
"...homosexual conduct..."
379
00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:27,687
"...your Boy Scout membership
revoked."
380
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:30,055
Sorry, what'd you say?
381
00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:46,228
Boy Hunger Games.
382
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:47,363
Scoutmaster David!
383
00:14:47,397 --> 00:14:48,898
At ease, troop.
384
00:14:48,932 --> 00:14:51,367
I'm just here for some
grown-up talk with your dads.
385
00:14:51,401 --> 00:14:53,035
Come on. We're going
for our archery badges.
386
00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:55,905
Show us how you do it.
(others agreeing)
387
00:14:55,939 --> 00:14:58,573
I can't help you, boys.
388
00:14:58,608 --> 00:14:59,875
I'm sorry.
389
00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:05,313
What's up, D? BRYAN:
He calls you D?
390
00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:08,582
(sighs) Someone reported me
to the Boy Scouts of America.
391
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:12,120
BRYAN: As an "avowed homosexual."
A term I admittedly love.
392
00:15:12,154 --> 00:15:14,122
Makes me feel
like an old-fashioned gay
393
00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:16,724
like Alexander the Great
or Jim Nabors.
394
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,125
DAVID:
I was kicked out.
395
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:20,593
I'm no longer an Eagle Scout.
396
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,795
What?
Can they even do that?
397
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:25,966
Look, I was honest with you guys
about who I am.
398
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,969
Just be honest with me about
which one of you reported me.
399
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:31,805
Me? Dude, come on.
I wish I could be gay.
400
00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:34,006
So much more sex,
so much less listening.
401
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,007
I would never do that.
402
00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:36,809
You guys were cool
as hell to us.
403
00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:38,710
One of the kids probably told
their parents. I don't know.
404
00:15:38,745 --> 00:15:40,879
FREDDIE: No one cares
about the gay thing.
405
00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:42,748
The Scout board's
voting on it in May.
406
00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:44,150
They're gonna shoot it down.
407
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,284
Probably.
408
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,652
Just hang with us
in the meantime.
409
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:48,254
HANK: No one cares
about any Scout rules.
410
00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:50,255
You ever actually
read the manual?
411
00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:52,390
Do I look fit of mind and body?
412
00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:53,825
And don't get me started
413
00:15:53,859 --> 00:15:55,193
on the self-abuse chapter.
414
00:15:55,227 --> 00:15:56,561
FREDDIE:
For real.
415
00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:57,728
What grown man would actually
416
00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:59,797
want to live
by these principles?
417
00:15:59,832 --> 00:16:01,166
I would.
David would.
418
00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:05,836
Loyal,
419
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:06,837
trustworthy,
420
00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:08,705
kind.
421
00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:12,709
When the Scouts can live up to
the values that they taught me,
422
00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:16,180
I'm happy to be of service.
423
00:16:16,214 --> 00:16:18,849
How can you disrespect
the Scouts like this?
424
00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,250
I thought you loved them.
425
00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:21,851
I do.
426
00:16:21,885 --> 00:16:24,687
But they don't respect
the way that I love.
427
00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:34,998
Hi, Rocky.
I'll make this quick.
428
00:16:35,032 --> 00:16:37,866
I don't like parking my car
in your neighborhood.
429
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,667
Brice is bad news.
430
00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:41,136
I can't say how I know,
431
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:42,837
but he's a love predator.
432
00:16:42,872 --> 00:16:44,672
Who, Brice? What are
you talking about?
433
00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:46,208
He's only ever been nice to me.
434
00:16:46,242 --> 00:16:48,676
Goldie, I know you're from Ohio,
435
00:16:48,711 --> 00:16:51,613
but men have penises
in the Midwest, don't they?
436
00:16:51,647 --> 00:16:54,716
Yes. Except for that man who
fell into his threshing machine.
437
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,552
Brice is trying to
take advantage of you.
438
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,821
You better watch your
back and your front.
439
00:16:59,855 --> 00:17:02,557
But, in-in your case, your back.
440
00:17:02,591 --> 00:17:05,326
Oh... Brice has been nothing
but a gentleman to me.
441
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,262
I mean, if anyone's taking
advantage of anyone, it's...
442
00:17:08,296 --> 00:17:10,263
it's me.
443
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,265
(sighs) The truth is,
444
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,869
I think I have
a secret crush on Brice.
445
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,137
And the reason
he keeps coming over
446
00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:19,940
is 'cause I keep making up
excuses to see him.
447
00:17:19,974 --> 00:17:21,107
You have a computer problem?
448
00:17:21,142 --> 00:17:23,710
I'm trying to come up
with a log-in password,
449
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,245
Uh-huh. And it keeps
calling it "weak."
450
00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:27,146
It's really shaken
my confidence.
451
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,015
Oh, simple. Just think of
your favorite character
452
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,883
from literature and the age
you lost your virginity.
453
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,217
Ooh, I got it.
454
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,887
Garfield15.
(typing)
455
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,258
Please don't tell Nana or Brice.
This is the first time
456
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,993
I've admitted it to anyone,
including myself.
457
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,828
I'm gonna be
completely honest with you:
458
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,263
90 days ago,
459
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,599
I realized I was
spending my time
460
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,701
focusing on a man
instead of myself.
461
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,603
And that's what I'm starting
to see you do.
462
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,837
When you put it like that,
it kind of makes
463
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,940
the secret crush less fun.
464
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,208
Since I stopped worrying
about "he"
465
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,109
and started thinking about "me,"
466
00:17:59,143 --> 00:18:01,211
I'm happier than
I've ever been.
467
00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:04,548
I know. I've watched you grow.
You're amazing.
468
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:08,118
But... how did you know
that's what you needed to do?
469
00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:10,220
I looked at you, and I said,
470
00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:13,790
"If this dumb-ass Ohio girl
can make a great life
471
00:18:13,824 --> 00:18:16,059
"and a successful business
out of nothing
472
00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:19,596
by focusing on her family
and herself, so can I."
473
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,831
Aw. Rocky.
474
00:18:21,865 --> 00:18:25,301
This Brice thing is just
a distraction from you.
475
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:27,303
It's not real.
476
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,938
And you are a miracle.
477
00:18:31,307 --> 00:18:33,274
Aw.
(chuckles)
478
00:18:33,309 --> 00:18:34,876
(doorbell rings)
479
00:18:34,911 --> 00:18:36,578
Hey, David.
480
00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:39,147
Oh... Scoutmaster Pat.
481
00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:40,882
Come on in.
482
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,085
Um, I just wanted
to let you know
483
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,987
my son Kyle, uh,
quit the Scouts.
484
00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:48,255
Said he didn't want to be
part of an organization
485
00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:50,691
that discriminated
against men like you.
486
00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:53,527
Well, that's... very brave.
487
00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:55,529
That's exactly the kind
of Scout that they need.
488
00:18:55,563 --> 00:18:59,100
In the spirit
of Scout's honor, I, uh...
489
00:18:59,134 --> 00:19:02,201
I feel that you deserve
to know the truth:
490
00:19:02,236 --> 00:19:05,772
I was the one who called
the national office about you.
491
00:19:05,806 --> 00:19:08,775
Look, everyone knows
you're everything
492
00:19:08,809 --> 00:19:10,710
an Eagle Scout should be.
493
00:19:10,745 --> 00:19:13,212
But it's not just that.
You know, you're...
494
00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:14,814
you're a successful doctor,
495
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,950
you have a beautiful home
496
00:19:16,984 --> 00:19:19,251
and you have
a supportive partner...
497
00:19:19,285 --> 00:19:21,687
you have it all.
And, uh...
498
00:19:21,721 --> 00:19:24,056
and I want my son
to have it all, too.
499
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,693
Yes, well,
I'm sure that he will.
500
00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:30,295
But I want him to have it all...
501
00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:31,664
with a woman.
502
00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:34,666
You are a perfect role model,
503
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,233
but the truth is
504
00:19:36,268 --> 00:19:39,837
I don't want you to be
the role model for my son.
505
00:19:39,872 --> 00:19:42,840
I'm no homophobe.
I like you.
506
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,342
My son loves you.
507
00:19:45,377 --> 00:19:47,111
Ever since he met you,
he's done nothing
508
00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:49,846
but talk about how great you are
509
00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:52,582
and how he wants
to be just like you.
510
00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:55,118
But I want him to be,
511
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,120
you know...
512
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,755
normal.
513
00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:04,294
Well, thank you
for your honesty.
514
00:20:14,771 --> 00:20:16,739
(sighs)
515
00:20:17,894 --> 00:20:21,774
When I joined the scouts, the most coveted
badges you could earn were archery
516
00:20:21,808 --> 00:20:23,242
and Indian lore.
517
00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:25,912
Today, it's roboticsand nuclear medicine.
518
00:20:25,946 --> 00:20:27,212
I know... equally cool, right?
519
00:20:29,982 --> 00:20:32,684
No one can denythe world is changing.
520
00:20:32,718 --> 00:20:35,053
And in some ways,the Scouts have proven
521
00:20:35,087 --> 00:20:36,888
they can change with it.
522
00:20:39,692 --> 00:20:42,661
So I'm goingto honor the oath I took
523
00:20:42,695 --> 00:20:45,830
and use all the valuesI learned:
524
00:20:45,865 --> 00:20:51,536
Honesty, perseverance,bravery and courage
525
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:55,806
to fight for change,so that maybe one day,
526
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,843
I can help my sonearn his own badges.
527
00:21:04,749 --> 00:21:08,118
Like the Scouts taught me:Be prepared.
528
00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:14,275
Because change is coming.
529
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,193
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