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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,400 Units, we have an attempted 374b in progress. 2 00:00:05,435 --> 00:00:07,700 Niner niner, this is control. 3 00:00:07,735 --> 00:00:09,200 We have a 27b-6. 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,365 What's up with the droid? 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,700 - She's listening to chatter. - Chatter? 6 00:00:15,735 --> 00:00:17,765 Cia, nsa, interpol, local police. 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,465 They tend to ignore the important things, 8 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:24,900 So we keep an ear to their frequencies for anything that might require our special touch. 9 00:00:24,935 --> 00:00:26,767 Just how much "special touching" do we do? 10 00:00:26,802 --> 00:00:28,600 Remember the mutant llama invasion of '06? 11 00:00:28,635 --> 00:00:29,900 The second were wolf administration? 12 00:00:29,935 --> 00:00:32,165 The day without wheat? 13 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,300 Wait. The second werewolf administration? 14 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,267 Vigilance is the name of the game. 15 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:38,200 There's a bogie in the reception area. 16 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,565 - Tyler. - What in the gosh darn...? 17 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,500 Tyler ford. Current address: 1812 galaxy avenue. 18 00:00:44,535 --> 00:00:46,600 Relationship to the middle-organization: 19 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:50,400 former potential recruit who interfered with a covert operation 20 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,265 while working as a busboy at the Booty Chest. 21 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:56,400 The pirate-themed sports bar with scantily-clad waitresses. 22 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:58,965 Pipe down. I was just getting to the fun part where 23 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,400 he got knocked in the head and stricken with two-day-amnesia 24 00:01:01,435 --> 00:01:04,100 while trying to save wendy's keister. 25 00:01:04,135 --> 00:01:05,600 Hm. What's he doing here? 26 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,265 Hopefully looking for me. 27 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,200 If he regained his memory he probably has a pantload of questions. 28 00:01:10,235 --> 00:01:12,100 Questions I'd rather not answer. 29 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,850 I'll find out. I'm gonna go say hi. 30 00:01:14,885 --> 00:01:16,700 Wait, no. Wendy, no, our secrecy. 31 00:01:16,735 --> 00:01:18,900 Secrecy? Come on. 32 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,865 We walk around with fake badges and paper-thin cover stories 33 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:26,900 and dorky uniforms and most people still don't believe any of the things we do. 34 00:01:26,935 --> 00:01:27,965 Precisely. 35 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,500 Most people can be trusted to shrug off our presence, 36 00:01:30,535 --> 00:01:32,300 but Tyler Ford isn't most people. 37 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,800 We identified him as a possible middleman and that makes him a danger. 38 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:37,865 When people like he start asking questions, 39 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:41,065 - sometimes we have to take measures. - Define "measures. " 40 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:44,765 A local reporter once asked too many questions about our parameters. 41 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,900 Days later he received a lucrative offer from a tv station in another town. 42 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,000 - That doesn't sound so bad. - In greenland. 43 00:01:52,035 --> 00:01:53,965 I told young tyler to scram. 44 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,650 You made the cute boy go bye bye? 45 00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:57,265 He didn't get his memory back. 46 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:59,465 Found our address in his appointment book. 47 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,900 Wanted help piecing together his missing two days. 48 00:02:01,935 --> 00:02:03,265 You could have let me talk to him. 49 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,565 If he doesn't rember anything, what's the harm? 50 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,465 Ida did right. Any reminder about the events from that day 51 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:12,000 could open a cerebral floodgate, causing him to regain his entire memory, 52 00:02:12,035 --> 00:02:14,500 and that can only mean one thing... 53 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:15,800 Greenland. 54 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,500 Everything's fine, mom. 55 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,600 I do not sound "dour and forlorn. 56 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,800 i'm just popping home to pick up some stuff. 57 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:28,500 - No, I did not get fired. - Nice car. 58 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,800 I gotta call you back. 59 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:32,365 - Hi. - She's a beauty. 60 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,900 Really. I think the smart car is the greatest act of automotive engineering 61 00:02:35,935 --> 00:02:38,900 since the cuter, cuddlier, albeit less efficient... 62 00:02:38,935 --> 00:02:40,800 Hruck bugbear. 63 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,065 - Whoa. - You ok? 64 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:46,300 Uh... I just got a massive case of the deja vus. 65 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,800 Weird. Anyway, do you live in this building? 66 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:49,700 Uh, yeah. 67 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,765 This is gonna sound totally insane, 68 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,200 but you seem really nice so maybe you can help me. 69 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,800 Shoot. 70 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,750 A little while ago I was beaten by lucha libre wrestlers, 71 00:03:00,785 --> 00:03:04,100 left for dead in an alley and suffered two-day amnesia. 72 00:03:04,135 --> 00:03:05,800 You still with me or did I lose you? 73 00:03:05,835 --> 00:03:07,265 I walk beside you. 74 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:11,600 Anyway, I'm on this quest to piece together my missing two days. 75 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,265 And your quest brought you here? 76 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:16,900 I can't remember anything specific. I just keep getting these weird feelings. 77 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,065 Like deja vu? 78 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:22,700 More like intense happiness coupled with a profound sense of giddiness. 79 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:23,665 This is the crazy part. 80 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:27,700 I'm pretty sure that during those two days I met my soulmate. 81 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,000 Soulmate? Really? 82 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,100 Could you excuse me? 83 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:36,465 So you were saying something about a soulmate? 84 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:41,500 Yeah. Unfortunately google can only do so much when you don't have a name or a face. 85 00:03:41,535 --> 00:03:43,500 But I got this in the mail. 86 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,865 A check for 14.73? 87 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,365 You ever heard of the Booty Chest? 88 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,950 Pirate-themed sports bar with scantily-clad waitresses? 89 00:03:51,985 --> 00:03:55,465 Arrr. I apparently worked there as a busboy for 90 minutes. 90 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,400 The manager confirmed that I flirted with one of the waitresses. 91 00:03:58,435 --> 00:03:59,900 He even gave me her address. 92 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,065 So you're here to see her? 93 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,965 Yeah. But now i'm totally losing my nerve. 94 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,600 And I was hoping you could give me the scoop on the girl in 6b. 95 00:04:07,635 --> 00:04:10,100 Is she single? Do I have a shot in hell? 96 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,600 She's single. 97 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:14,600 And I'm pretty sure you have an excellent chance. 98 00:04:14,635 --> 00:04:15,600 Really? 99 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,200 I'm wendy. 100 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,665 Wendy watson. 101 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:21,400 I can't believe you know lacey thornfield. 102 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:31,800 1000fr presents 103 00:04:31,835 --> 00:04:39,800 Capture: xxy Sync: FRS@iMeow 104 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:50,100 So do you remember that dark and soulless day I spent peddling my goods at the booty chest? 105 00:04:50,135 --> 00:04:51,200 Rings a bell. 106 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:55,400 Well, you'll never guess who showed up at our doorstep looking for my booty. 107 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,800 Remember that cute busboy, tyler? 108 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,200 Tyler? Wow. Really? 109 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,100 Yeah. Now here comes the awkward. 110 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,450 He asked me out. 111 00:05:04,485 --> 00:05:05,665 Wow. Really? 112 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,165 That's your second "wow really?" 113 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,400 which is international Wendy Code for "awkward. " 114 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:12,765 I sorta figured you'd have a problem with this. 115 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,700 Guess I'm just surprised is all. I didn't realize you'd gotten to know him. 116 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:17,600 Please tell lacey hello from me. 117 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,565 And then tell her goodbye. 118 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,300 - I'm afraid this is urgent. - Is that pillow lips? 119 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:24,700 - Tell him I'm over him. - Lacey says hey. 120 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:29,700 So, yeah, me and tyler didn't talk much, but I guess I left an impression. 121 00:05:29,735 --> 00:05:32,800 And to be honest he kinda left an impression on me too. 122 00:05:32,835 --> 00:05:35,200 - Wow. Really? - You're doing it again. 123 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,900 - Lacey, I gotta run. - Ok. But call me when you get... 124 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:39,200 What? 125 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,900 Please replay the message. 126 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:45,000 Reitman university campus police. What's your emergency? 127 00:05:45,035 --> 00:05:46,765 Dude, oh god, oh god, oh god. 128 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,300 There is some seriously crunked up stuff over here! 129 00:05:49,335 --> 00:05:52,800 It's a ghost! A ghost! She's coming after me! 130 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:55,765 Ghosts? Sweet. 131 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,500 Dubbie, there's nothing sweet about ghosts. 132 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,700 Spirits only linger in this world when they have unfinished business, 133 00:06:01,735 --> 00:06:04,000 violent, vengeful business. 134 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,865 But casper's such a friendly guy. 135 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,465 It may all seem like light and magic at first. 136 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,165 But the next thing you know the walls are bleeding. 137 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:17,100 And you've got 25 pregnant women running around screaming, "mary, mary, mary" 138 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:19,300 And clawing their eyes out with knitting needles 139 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:23,400 while your own hair grows to three times its length and tries to strangle you. 140 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,100 That sounds... Specific. 141 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,400 I've got an address. 142 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,165 55 ray parker jr. Avenue. 143 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,750 The house is registered to an omega theta nu. 144 00:06:33,785 --> 00:06:36,300 Guys, I cracked the case. That's a sority. 145 00:06:36,335 --> 00:06:38,000 This is a pledge stunt. 146 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:42,800 Good afternoon, sir. 147 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,465 We need a word with your incarcerated ghost caller. 148 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:49,200 I'm Dr. Stantz and this is Dr. Zeddemore with the parapsychology department. 149 00:06:49,235 --> 00:06:51,900 The only people allowed near him are the metro police. 150 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,500 - Of the metro police. - Let me go get him. 151 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,000 Is everything ok with lacey? 152 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,600 Yeah. Totally fine. 153 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:05,800 I'd hate to think she were upset about... 154 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:08,800 Well, anything. 155 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,100 Is that our prank caller? 156 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:17,965 Nice dress. 157 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,800 You'd wear it too if it got you into theta theta gamma fraternity. 158 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,400 - I seriously doubt that. - Start at the beginning. 159 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,600 My pledge challenge was to boldly go where no man had gone before. 160 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,600 The third floor of the omega theta nu sority house. 161 00:07:30,635 --> 00:07:32,365 And that's where you saw the ghost? 162 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,000 I don't know if she had legs, but she definitely had arms, 163 00:07:35,035 --> 00:07:36,967 because she reached out for me. 164 00:07:37,002 --> 00:07:38,865 - What did she say? - I dunno. 165 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:42,000 But I definitely heard the words "skank and whore. " 166 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,200 Are you going to arrest me? 167 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:47,165 The campus cops said i'm in trouble for making a phony phone call. 168 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:52,400 But I swear, these boobs may be fake, but that emergency phone call was real. 169 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,200 Oh, man. You're gonna rough me up. 170 00:07:55,235 --> 00:07:56,500 I've got rights, you know. 171 00:07:56,700 --> 00:08:00,100 Louis, I would never hit a man in a dress unless I had exhausted all other options. 172 00:08:00,135 --> 00:08:02,900 Now relax and tell me how long you've had the gift. 173 00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:04,065 What gift? 174 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,800 The ability to see and hear ghosts. 175 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,165 This was the first time. 176 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,000 Tell me about what's going on in your life. Anything unusual? 177 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,000 My freshman year has been totally normal. 178 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,500 I go to class, hang with the bros... 179 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,165 This boy has no pineal gland. 180 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,900 That's because I had brain surgery a few months back. 181 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Might've been worth mentioning in the "anything unusual" 182 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:23,600 portion of the question and answer period. 183 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,300 This is interesting. 184 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:30,900 Louis' lack of a pineal gland allows his brain to receive low frequency vibrations. 185 00:08:30,935 --> 00:08:33,617 Thus allowing him to see and hear ghosts. Fascinating. 186 00:08:33,652 --> 00:08:36,300 Can you construct something that duplicates the effect? 187 00:08:36,335 --> 00:08:38,517 - Certainly. Scalpel. - Ida. 188 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on it. 189 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,600 So what now? We head on over to greek row? 190 00:08:43,635 --> 00:08:44,965 I wish it were that easy. 191 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I know. Strangling hair. Walls bleeding. 192 00:08:48,035 --> 00:08:50,165 Well, those things I can handle. 193 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,600 Dubbie, I can badge my way into fort knox. 194 00:08:52,635 --> 00:08:55,000 I can talk my way into lincoln's bedroom. 195 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,565 But a sorority house? 196 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,200 When it comes to that forbidden stronghold of feminity, 197 00:08:59,235 --> 00:09:02,165 i'm afraid penetration is nearly impossible. 198 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,100 That's not what I've heard about the omegas. Oooh! 199 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,700 Never mind. I can get in. 200 00:09:09,735 --> 00:09:11,300 - You can? - Sure. 201 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,165 Any out-of-town omega can show up at the reitman university chapter, 202 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,800 and slip the president the secret handshake, and ask to stay in the house. 203 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,400 And I can get the handshake from lacey. Her mom was an omega. 204 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:24,600 Oh. So everything is ok with you and lacey? 205 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,200 Yeah, everything's fine. 206 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,000 Sisters now we welcome you... 207 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:33,500 ...to omega theta nu 208 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,100 from where we come to where you roam 209 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,200 sisters forever you're always home 210 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,600 Gonna need you to stop bouncing now. 211 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,500 Hey. You asked for the full sority experience. 212 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:51,500 This is what it was like growing up with Barbara Thornfield Md, PhD, 213 00:09:51,535 --> 00:09:53,065 omega theta nu for a mother. 214 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,400 Never realized the full extent to which that woman psychologically damaged you. 215 00:09:56,435 --> 00:09:58,367 Speaking of emotionally stunted... 216 00:09:58,402 --> 00:10:00,300 I'm not avoiding the tyler topic. 217 00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:01,400 Yeah, you are. 218 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,600 But I get it. If you like him, I'll back off. 219 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,965 So do you? Like him? 220 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,750 - Do you? - I asked you first. 221 00:10:08,785 --> 00:10:10,465 I'm not the one who got asked out. 222 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,900 Yeah. But you're the one potentially blocking my ask out. 223 00:10:12,935 --> 00:10:14,900 So you do want to go out with him? 224 00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:16,500 Yeah. I do. 225 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,000 - Then you should go out with him. - But do you like him? 226 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,700 Honestly? I barely even remember the guy. 227 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:31,900 I hate the idea of sending you alone against an angry minion of the spirit world. 228 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,600 If I had the physique for it I'd pull on pumps, a flowery skirt 229 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,100 and a pair of panty hose and go in there myself. 230 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,565 Are these my pineal blockers? 231 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,100 You'll be able to see ghosts but unless you go through a pineal-ectomy, 232 00:10:43,135 --> 00:10:44,500 you won't be able to hear them. 233 00:10:44,535 --> 00:10:45,565 And be careful with those. 234 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,000 Ida constructed them with the last of our nutrona wands. 235 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:49,700 You break it, you bought it. 236 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:55,300 The girls come in. They come out. They talk in groups of variant size. 237 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,165 There's no pattern. I don't like it. 238 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,000 That's because they are sority girls, not soviet spies. 239 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,165 Speaking of the red menace, while undercover, 240 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,465 you will follow the cold war spy method known as moscow rules. 241 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:10,400 The tenets by which america's agents of freedom survived under the socialist yoke. 242 00:11:10,435 --> 00:11:12,565 Moscow rule number one, assume nothing. 243 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,165 Two. Build in opportunity, use it sparingly. 244 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,400 Three, never go against your gut, it is your operational antenna. 245 00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:21,267 Four, don't look back. You are never completely alone. 246 00:11:21,302 --> 00:11:24,100 Five, everyone is potentially under opposition control. 247 00:11:24,135 --> 00:11:26,500 - Six... - How many moscow rules are there? 248 00:11:26,535 --> 00:11:27,000 Fifteen. 249 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:31,400 Six, there is no limit to a human being's ability to rationalize the truth. 250 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:34,065 Seven, vary your pattern and stay within your cover. 251 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:37,700 Eight, any operation can be aborted. If it feels wrong, it is wrong. 252 00:11:37,735 --> 00:11:40,800 Nine, technology will always let you down. 253 00:11:40,835 --> 00:11:42,700 Did you used to have an irish setter? 254 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,800 - Captain sparks? - Gotcha. 255 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,200 - Can I help you? - You omega theta betcha. 256 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,465 I'm wendy. I'm an omega from state. 257 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,400 I'm just in town on vacay. I was hoping to stay at the house. 258 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,600 That handshake won't work here. 259 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,365 I don't understand. 260 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,600 Here at reitman we greet our sisters with hugs. 261 00:12:04,635 --> 00:12:06,000 Welcome home, wendy. 262 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,200 It's drafty in here. I'll close the door. 263 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:20,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 264 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,000 Are you ready for the grand tour? 265 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,900 You couldn't have picked a better time to visit. 266 00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:28,465 But throwing a huge party, 267 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,265 We have a record number of houses coming, 268 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,700 making omega theta nu the social hub of the campus. 269 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,300 I hope you like to party. 270 00:12:36,335 --> 00:12:37,400 You know it. 271 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,865 - Hey! - Are you ok, wendy? 272 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:46,100 Yeah, it's a new prescription. I'm still getting used to it. 273 00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:47,565 Sorry. And you are? 274 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,765 Wendy from state. This is alley. 275 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,750 - Nice to meet... - You go to state? 276 00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:53,700 I know your social chair from nationals. 277 00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:55,700 - What's your last name? - Watson. 278 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,700 But I'm not from this state. 279 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,900 I'm an omega from the great state of, uh... Alaska. 280 00:13:02,935 --> 00:13:05,265 - What are you doing here? - Road trip. 281 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,900 Alley, maybe you could give wendy a chance to relax 282 00:13:07,935 --> 00:13:09,465 before inappropriately grilling her. 283 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:13,100 Besides, I'd like you to meet our president, dana. 284 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,500 Everything ok? 285 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,500 Uh... Could I use the little omega theta's room? 286 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,965 Hey, bossman, are you there? It's wendy. 287 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,100 Moscow rules. No uncoded names on an open frequency. 288 00:13:36,135 --> 00:13:38,700 This is the gatekeeper. Are you in, keymaster? 289 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,165 Keymaster here. What's your status? 290 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,300 My status is i'm in some deep ectoplasm. 291 00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:44,365 I don't think these ghosts are ghosts. 292 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,565 There's human versions of them walking around. 293 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:50,200 I was just in a room standing next to a perfectly normal flesh-and-blood coed, 294 00:13:50,235 --> 00:13:53,800 who was talking to me and next to her, an apparition that looked like her! 295 00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:55,165 Ghosts of the living! 296 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,865 Is that one of your snappy exclamations 297 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,800 or are you just defining what we're up against? 298 00:13:58,835 --> 00:14:01,065 - A little of both. - What do I do? 299 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,900 I need all your readings and test results as soon as humanly possible. 300 00:14:03,935 --> 00:14:05,400 Pardon the bad pun. 301 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,100 Fantastic. 302 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,000 Hey, guy I don't know. 303 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,900 Hi, dude with the guitar. 304 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,400 I'm tyler. Friend of lacey's. 305 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,565 Special friend of lacey's? 306 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,800 Hoping to be. Got any knowledge? 307 00:14:20,835 --> 00:14:22,465 Lacey's a special girl. 308 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,100 You're gonna have to sleep out in the rain if that's the way she wants it. 309 00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:27,065 Percy sl edge. Very nice. 310 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,600 What can I say? The man knows how to love a woman. 311 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,700 Even michael bolton couldn't ruin that song. 312 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,500 Don't tell anyone I said that. 313 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,800 Guy I don't know is starting to look like guy I've known my whole life. 314 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,665 Ok, I think I've got your pke meter assembled. 315 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,800 Attach the atrial inhibitor into the flux valve modulator. 316 00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:48,065 into ??? 317 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,200 Long pokey thing into the square stubby thing. 318 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,800 Got it. 319 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,800 Let's hunt some ghosts. 320 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,000 - Wait. You hear that? - Our ghost friends? 321 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,500 My gut says human. 322 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,200 Never go against your gut, gatekeeper. Your gut is your operational... 323 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,000 Oh hey, alley. Watcha doin'? 324 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,400 Hi. I was just walking by. 325 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:17,000 That's weird because it sorta looks like you're eavesdropping. 326 00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:17,965 Does it? 327 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,900 Why are you all up in my omega theta business? 328 00:15:20,935 --> 00:15:23,800 Maybe I don't trust you are who you say you are. 329 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,900 You gonna check that? 330 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,700 Oh man. Today officially sucks. 331 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,800 Who's the hottie? 332 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,500 You want to know my business? Fine. 333 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:45,100 "tyler and me playing stump the band with nose. How cute is he?" 334 00:15:45,135 --> 00:15:47,100 i'm guessing tyler is the guy you like. 335 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,600 And the girl in the picture is my best friend and roommate. 336 00:15:50,635 --> 00:15:51,765 Ouch. 337 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,600 It's totally my fault, because I told her I didn't like him. 338 00:15:54,635 --> 00:15:57,400 I know I haven't really earned the right to give advice, 339 00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:59,065 but I am really good at it. 340 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,600 Bizarre love triangles are, like, my specialty. 341 00:16:01,635 --> 00:16:03,065 My best friend, erica maynard, 342 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,400 is ensnared in the middle of this drama that would blow your mind. 343 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,000 ok. Uh... 344 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:14,300 So last week I stopped lacey, my roommate, from dating my boss... 345 00:16:14,335 --> 00:16:15,565 ...uh, professor. 346 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,900 And you feel like you can't keep getting in her way? 347 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,465 That's pretty selfless in theory. 348 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:25,000 But do you honestly think you can handle seeing lacey and tyler together? 349 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,265 Not in any sane or rational way. 350 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:31,100 Look, I'm sorry if I came off harsh before. Truce? 351 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,700 Truce. 352 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,900 You do know the omega theta nu handshake. 353 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,300 - Of course I do. - We have to talk. 354 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,165 - Hey, guys. - Hey, eleanor. 355 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,250 Oh, is that someone calling my name? 356 00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:48,300 - I don't hear anything. - Yeah, see ya. 357 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,400 Could you excuse me? 358 00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:00,100 I'd like it duly noted that in an exercise of trust, 359 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,200 i'm following you guys because you seem to want to communicate. 360 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,900 So please don't abuse that trust by killing me with my own hair. 361 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,500 So you're all officers. 362 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,200 You're all in the picture. 363 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:20,800 Um... You're all walking around downstairs but your ghosts are all here with me. 364 00:17:20,835 --> 00:17:22,000 Is that what you want me to see? 365 00:17:22,035 --> 00:17:24,067 Ok. Ok, ok, ok. 366 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,100 Um, ok, uh... 367 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,000 Wait a minute. 368 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,400 You don't want me to see who's here. 369 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,200 You want me to see who's not here? 370 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,800 El.. Eleanor? 371 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,400 - What are you doing. - Alert. Alert. Alert. 372 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,665 Sister wendy, we are so excited to welcome you 373 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:55,000 to the reitman university chapter of omega theta nu. 374 00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,600 Ladies, ok. 375 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,000 Sisters now we welcome you 376 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,565 - to omega theta nu - theta nu 377 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,600 from where you come to where you roam 378 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:07,900 - sisters forever - forever 379 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,800 - you're always home - home 380 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,400 sisters now 381 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,165 - we welcome you - you 382 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,465 - act like everything is normal. - What? 383 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,300 This might be our only chance. They're watching me. 384 00:18:17,335 --> 00:18:18,565 They don't know the cheer. 385 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,750 They don't know any cheers. Or rember any our traditions. 386 00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:22,900 Not even how to make the handshake. I wanted to tell you 387 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,167 but eleanor won't let me be alone with anyone. 388 00:18:25,202 --> 00:18:27,365 The president brought her in two weeks ago. 389 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,200 Right around the time the whole executive board started acting weird. 390 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,300 ??? But they're acting like she's in charge. 391 00:18:32,335 --> 00:18:34,200 Eleanor's behind this. I know she is. 392 00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:35,700 Behind what? 393 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,365 Hey! 394 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,300 Hey, big bro, what a pleasant surprise! 395 00:18:40,335 --> 00:18:42,600 Hey, sis. Uh... 396 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,300 Afternoon ladies. 397 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,800 I apologize for the hasty entrance but mother, our mother... 398 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,100 Different fathers. 399 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,100 She had one crazy night in... 400 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:55,765 - Tijuana. - Tijuana? 401 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,900 Mother asked me to pick you up to attend to a family emergency. 402 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:04,300 It was nice of you to rush over from your job with the campus police. 403 00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:06,800 Yes, of course. Keeping you safe. 404 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,700 Take back the night. 405 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,000 Come on, sis. 406 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,300 Hurry back, wendy. We'll Miss you. 407 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,965 - I'm Cuban. - Campus police? 408 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,800 Why can't you be the illegitimate, disreputable one? 409 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,065 Man, that noser guy is mesmerizing. 410 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,165 He's like a one-man oasis of zen in a desert of insanity. 411 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,100 I never thought I could play stump the band without hearing a single song. 412 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,765 - So here we are at last. - Sweet pad. 413 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,300 Put your walking shoes on, i'll give you the tour. Ready? 414 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,200 Kitchen, ding room, living room, my room, 415 00:19:39,235 --> 00:19:41,265 performance art zone. Ta-da! 416 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:45,165 Uh-oh. Oh, I knew you were too good to be true. 417 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,500 I can't even be friends with someone who likes the zombies of mora tau. 418 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,400 Then it's lucky for me zombies are more of a dub-dub thing. 419 00:19:51,435 --> 00:19:52,800 - What's a dub-dub? - Roommate. 420 00:19:52,835 --> 00:19:53,600 ah. 421 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,300 Wow. Very nice. 422 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,000 Deja vu. 423 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,500 Oh my God. These are the masher chumsuckers that attacked you. 424 00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,365 - I'll turn it around. - No, no, no. It's good deja vu. 425 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,400 Instead of memories I get feelings. And this one is really strong. 426 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,865 And it is helping me rember something specific. 427 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:14,900 That day at the booty chest. I met an amazing girl... 428 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,665 Well, you already knew that part. 429 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:22,700 Yeah, but now I remember that I wanted to do this. 430 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,100 Eleanor june draper. 431 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,465 Kid's got a record a mile long. National merit scholar. 432 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:38,300 Recipient of the prestigious egon spengler memorial award for excellence in physics. 433 00:20:38,335 --> 00:20:40,700 Short listed for the ivo shandor medal. 434 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,500 Fits the evil genius profile. 435 00:20:42,535 --> 00:20:43,965 Fits the middleman profile. 436 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,400 And we are in the market for someone who can actually complete a mission. 437 00:20:47,435 --> 00:20:51,000 - I was attacked. - With flowers and a song. 438 00:20:51,035 --> 00:20:52,165 Wendy is right. 439 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,265 This has all the tawdry stench of a mad scientist. 440 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,400 It's a rare opportunity to confront one still in her nascent stage. 441 00:20:58,435 --> 00:21:00,765 That's right. How do you like me now? 442 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,600 If our theory is correct who knows what eleanor is capable of. 443 00:21:03,635 --> 00:21:05,200 Or what else she has planned. 444 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,965 Dubbie, I only have one question. 445 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,600 How does an evil physics genius manufacture ghost versions of five women? 446 00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:16,200 How in the eyeglasses of doctor T. J. Eckleburg did you manage to break yours 447 00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:18,400 when we so desperately need confirmation? 448 00:21:18,435 --> 00:21:20,265 Probably tried to smoke 'em. 449 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:23,900 Moscow rule number nine, technology will always let you down. 450 00:21:23,935 --> 00:21:27,500 We have no way of contacting those supernatural sorority bippies. 451 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,800 Moscow rule 11, always keep your options open. 452 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,200 I'd better get to see some boobs out of this. 453 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,300 So, are "they" here? 454 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,200 Oh. Yeah. 455 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,065 Ok, ladies. 456 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,765 I've brought an interpreter with me, 457 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,800 so please answer all my questions clearly and slowly 458 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,900 and louis here will translate. 459 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,400 They say "ok." 460 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,800 So, what the hell happened? 461 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:15,200 We have no idea. This whole thing is so crazy upsetting. 462 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:22,700 So, what's the last thing you remember before going all ghosty? 463 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:26,300 We all got invited to the beta wu lavender sweetheart court. 464 00:22:26,335 --> 00:22:27,965 Which is super weird because... 465 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,565 If you even say it's because I'm fat... 466 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,200 Nobody thinks you're fat, nancy. Hello issues. 467 00:22:33,235 --> 00:22:35,865 I was going to say it's super weird 468 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,965 because instead of telling us to go to the fraternity house, 469 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,600 the invite said we should go to the physics complex across campus. 470 00:22:42,635 --> 00:22:45,100 - You get that, keymaster? - Loud and clear, gatekeeper. 471 00:22:45,135 --> 00:22:48,600 Basement. Double doors, 36 steps from the elevator. 472 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,365 How in the hell do you know that? 473 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,400 I like to count things. It's comforting. 474 00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:53,665 Ok, superfreak. 475 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:57,700 And for the record you totally called me fat that time I wore a peasant blouse. 476 00:22:57,735 --> 00:23:00,265 That's because everyone looks fat in a peasant blouse. 477 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:03,065 I'm totally sorry I implied you were fat. 478 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:07,800 I would never do anything to intentionally drive you to an eating disorder. 479 00:23:07,835 --> 00:23:09,565 Really? Really. 480 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,200 I love you guys. Group hug? 481 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,200 They're hugging. 482 00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,500 Gatekeeper? Gatekeeper! 483 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:26,200 If you can hear me, I'm looking at five comatose females of a decidedly bookish type. 484 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,265 - I resent that. - Eleanor draper. 485 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:32,300 I see that you've met my friends from the physics dorm. 486 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:33,865 Stop right there. 487 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,400 Oh. Don't you want the grand tour before you shoot me? 488 00:23:36,435 --> 00:23:39,400 I know exactly what this is, a quantum processor. 489 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:43,200 You built this to project the souls of your friends into the bodies of the omegas. 490 00:23:43,235 --> 00:23:45,600 I don't get it. You're obviously brilliant. 491 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,065 Why attack a sority? 492 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:53,000 - The omegas are hedonistic, entitled... - Wouldn't take you, would they, eleanor? 493 00:23:53,035 --> 00:23:55,200 I hate those exclusive sluts! 494 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:59,400 So I built this machine and selected the bodies of the five alpha females 495 00:23:59,435 --> 00:24:01,800 to bring down their organization from within. 496 00:24:01,835 --> 00:24:04,565 The omegas are throwing a party, 497 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,600 with my friends controlling the bodies of the executive board. 498 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,100 The party will descend to a level of drunken carnality 499 00:24:12,135 --> 00:24:14,865 and debauchery that would make caligula blush. 500 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,100 The university will have no choice but to shut down the house, 501 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,500 perhaps even the greek system... 502 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,465 ...forever. 503 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,665 All of this to take down a sority? 504 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:28,700 My plan is sheer elegance in it's simplicity, isn't it? 505 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,050 - No! - Then try this on for size. 506 00:24:32,085 --> 00:24:35,300 Today, omega theta nu. Tomorrow... 507 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,600 ...the world. 508 00:24:37,635 --> 00:24:38,800 This ends now. 509 00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:45,500 Among other things, my machine runs on a frequency that blocks all radio communication. 510 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,800 Not to mention the neutering effect it has on positron glider blasts. 511 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,500 Moscow rule number nine! 512 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,700 Not all technology. 513 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,350 Boss! You ok? 514 00:25:23,385 --> 00:25:25,100 Ah. Wendy. Hello. 515 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:27,100 I've been trying to get a hold of you. What's going on? 516 00:25:27,135 --> 00:25:30,265 Uh. Everything's under control. Situation normal. 517 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:33,900 Really? 'cause I just ran here in heels because I thought you were nerd jerky. 518 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,700 Why didn't you answer my calls? 519 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,265 Calls. As in the plural of call. 520 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,950 And heels. As in why does my required crime-fighting uniform involve heels? 521 00:25:42,985 --> 00:25:46,600 Eleanor's quantum processor evidently jammed all our communication frequency. 522 00:25:46,635 --> 00:25:49,200 It's an impressive machine on many levels. 523 00:25:49,235 --> 00:25:50,817 Great. Let's go blow it up. 524 00:25:50,852 --> 00:25:52,400 Yes. Blow it up. Already done. 525 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,865 It's already done? 526 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,200 - And eleanor? - Did her too. 527 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,700 Well, you've really got to work on your word choices. But I'll bite. 528 00:25:59,735 --> 00:26:01,900 - What did you do to her? - She's gone. 529 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,365 - Did you send her to greenland? - Yeah. 530 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,800 - So our work here is done? - Mission accomplished. 531 00:26:06,835 --> 00:26:08,465 Then I should head over and check the girls. 532 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,600 They've gotta be having an omega theta meltdown. 533 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:11,765 Let's give them some time. 534 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,200 They're a little suspicious of outsiders right now. 535 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,600 Yeah. You're probably right. 536 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,200 Tyler. 537 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,200 Wendy of the smart car. 538 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,900 Tyler of... 539 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,965 Lacey! And tyler. 540 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,100 You didn't tell me you were also dub-dub of apartment 6b. 541 00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:32,165 Well, I'm a girl of many mysteries. 542 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,200 - We're going to the vegan palace. Wanna... - Wow. Third wheel at a vegan restaurant? 543 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,900 Now there's a friday night. 544 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,565 But sadly, no can do. 545 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,000 I've got a hot date with the zombies of mora tau. 546 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,900 So it's true. Someone in the world actually likes that movie. 547 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,565 You have something against zombie treasure protectors? 548 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,550 How can any human harvest enjoyment from those gore-free sorry excuses for zombies? 549 00:26:53,585 --> 00:26:57,492 With a pint of fatboy ice cream in one hand and a can of reddi-wip in the other. 550 00:26:57,527 --> 00:27:01,400 All that movie did was remind the world how boring zombie movies were until... 551 00:27:01,435 --> 00:27:04,400 Night of the living.... dead. 552 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,265 Which is why I worship those gore-free little guys. 553 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,800 Just when I think I can't watch Night of The Living Dead one more time 554 00:27:10,835 --> 00:27:15,300 I watch Mora Tau and I am so stunned by the sheer awfulness 555 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:17,565 that I forget living deadever existed. 556 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,650 Then I pop my old friend into the dvd player. 557 00:27:19,685 --> 00:27:21,700 And it's like seeing it for the first time. 558 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,400 A zombie palate cleanser. 559 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,800 That's pure genius. 560 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,565 - So... - Right. Dinner. 561 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,200 The lady wants twigs and oats. The lady shall eat twigs and oats. 562 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,900 Later, dub-dub. 563 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,100 Later. 564 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,000 Later. 565 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:52,600 Great. 566 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:56,500 Now in addition to sucking, you guys also remind me of tyler. 567 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,600 Awesome. 568 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 I can't believe it's come to this. 569 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,500 Hey, alley? 570 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,365 Wendy? 571 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,600 I hope I'm not catching you at a bad time, but I'm in serious need of a talk down. 572 00:28:19,635 --> 00:28:21,900 - Tyler drama? - Like you wouldn't believe. 573 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,565 What's that noise? 574 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,900 It sounds like caligula is raging in the living room. 575 00:28:25,935 --> 00:28:27,465 I don't know who caligula is. 576 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:30,000 But if she's like a total drunken slut, then yeah. 577 00:28:30,035 --> 00:28:31,165 But I'm all yours. 578 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,450 Tyler. Roommate. Bizarre love triangle. Go. 579 00:28:33,485 --> 00:28:35,592 I thought the party would be cancelled. 580 00:28:35,627 --> 00:28:37,700 I guess you haven't talked to your brother. 581 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,500 My brother is at the party? 582 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,700 Your brother is the party. 583 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:46,700 I'm gonna have to call you back. 584 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,700 Louis! What are you doing here? 585 00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:56,567 I'm being harassed by your boss. 586 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,400 He accosted me in the middle of... 587 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:01,400 Ok, man. Calm down. 588 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,500 He wants me to do this word for word. 589 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:06,050 Wendy, this is your boss. 590 00:29:06,085 --> 00:29:07,765 Eleanor has inhabited my body 591 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,800 and now I'm afraid my communication with you is only possible through this young vessel. 592 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,000 Oh you gotta be kidding me. 593 00:29:14,035 --> 00:29:15,400 We must act quickly. 594 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,865 Now that I've experienced for myself what eleanor is capable of, 595 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:23,400 I fear she may not only be a threat to the greek system but to the world at large. 596 00:29:23,435 --> 00:29:27,000 No way. I never trust a greek bearing gifts. 597 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,500 I'm not going anywhere until you prove he's with you. 598 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,300 Boss, if you're floating around somewhere out there, 599 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:35,200 say something only you know. 600 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:40,400 Dubbie, I'm afraid I can't divulge sensitive middle-secrets through a civilian interpreter. 601 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:42,300 Let's go. 602 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,400 Omega theta nu. 603 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,600 You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. 604 00:29:53,635 --> 00:29:55,200 Call the campus police. 605 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,400 You want me to call the cops? 606 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,600 No way. I can't rat out the... 607 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,200 Ok. Stop being such a control freak. 608 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,200 Louis here will call the campus police while you look around for my body and sedate it. 609 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,200 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm on louis' side. 610 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,800 If the cops show up now, omega gets their charter revoked and eleanor wins. 611 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,565 Dubbie, there's too much at stake. 612 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:23,100 I'm afraid omega theta nu is a necessary casualty for the sake of humanity. 613 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,500 This isn't just a house. It's a home to these girls. 614 00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:28,100 We can't take that away from them. 615 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,500 Oh man. I really sucked down the kool-aid. 616 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:38,600 But come on. There's gotta be another way to stop her. 617 00:30:38,635 --> 00:30:40,700 Great caesar's ghost. 618 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,800 Does that mean something to you? 619 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,465 He says you're absolutely right. 620 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:49,200 We'll use the bio-harmonic universal multi module emotional re-router. 621 00:30:49,235 --> 00:30:50,400 It's in his trunk. 622 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,400 The...the bummer? 623 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,400 stop right there. 624 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,765 Eleanor draper. 625 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,900 Part of me is impressed you ruined my party with simple physics. 626 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,850 The other part will make you pay. 627 00:31:47,885 --> 00:31:50,200 You're the one who's going to pay. 628 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,100 You're not gonna make me, like, fight that body, are you? 629 00:31:54,135 --> 00:31:56,100 Relax, boss. I've got this one. 630 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,500 Your party's over, eleanor. 631 00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:01,800 Now get your little nerd soul out of my boss' body. 632 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,165 - I'm bigger than you are. - True. 633 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,900 But you don't have sensei ping's training. 634 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,900 Muscle memory, bitch. 635 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,600 Fight, fight, fight! 636 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,400 Dubbie, use the three terrors! 637 00:32:36,435 --> 00:32:37,500 Shut up! 638 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,200 Ouch! 639 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,200 Hey! You think you're some hero beating on a girl? 640 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,300 Why don't you take me on instead? 641 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,700 Uh-oh. Omega down. 642 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:15,200 Hey. You gotta get up. Your boss is seriously freaking out. 643 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:23,100 Autopilot activated. Now verify an identity. 644 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,000 Identity verified. What is your destination? 645 00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:28,265 Uh... What are my options? 646 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:32,300 Church, the creamery, top secret headquarters, the duck pond. 647 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,200 Top secret headquarters. 648 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:37,500 Get your filthy frat-boy paws off my unconscious sister. 649 00:33:37,535 --> 00:33:39,465 Dubbie, my body is on its way to ops. 650 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:43,100 Your body is gonna be on its way to jail if you don't back it up off my sister. 651 00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:45,000 Eleanor is on her way to headquarters. 652 00:33:45,035 --> 00:33:46,400 Pan-hellenic headquarters? 653 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,200 We have to stop her. 654 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,165 She could destroy the world. 655 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,900 We have to stop her. She could get omega's charter revoked. 656 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,850 Ida, ida, please acknowledge. 657 00:33:58,885 --> 00:34:00,900 I'm in the middle of something. 658 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,300 Do not, I repeat, do not, let our boss inside headquarters. 659 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,100 He's being possessed by eleanor. 660 00:34:06,135 --> 00:34:07,800 I'm only going to say this once. 661 00:34:07,835 --> 00:34:10,400 Lay off the doobage. 662 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,965 Do you need anything else from me 663 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,300 before I leave for a nice evening with my husband and children? 664 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,300 No. Leave me. Good night. 665 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,165 Listen to me. That is not our boss. 666 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:32,265 No spit, sherlock. The little mutant's in ops right now getting cozy with the heydar. 667 00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:37,700 I'd love to stop her but I can't very well give the boss' body two in the eyeballs, now can i? 668 00:34:37,735 --> 00:34:44,200 But I will take great pleasure in knocking her down with 80 ccs of sleepy-time juice. 669 00:34:44,235 --> 00:34:45,600 Thanks for the heads up. 670 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:51,300 I created a sophisticated quantum processor using only raw materials from a public university. 671 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,900 Does it really surprise you that I hacked into your communication system? 672 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,000 It's over, eleanor. 'cause guess what? You're trapped. 673 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,200 There's no way out of ops without passing ida. 674 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,000 Then I guess I won't be leaving ops. 675 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,900 She's activating the panic room function and overloading the heydar. 676 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:10,000 She's going to blow the place to kingdom come. 677 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,400 That'll teach you to mess with eleanor draper. 678 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,400 In five minutes this place will be nothing but rubble. 679 00:35:19,435 --> 00:35:22,800 And my soul will automatically return to my body. 680 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:28,300 Too bad your boss' hunky flesh has to be destroyed for that to happen. 681 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,200 Ida? Ida, what's going on? 682 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,900 Eleanor cut us off! 683 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,400 It wasn't eleanor who silenced the middlewatch. 684 00:35:42,435 --> 00:35:44,065 Standard operating procedure dictates... 685 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,600 - ...that in case of penetration... - If you have a point I highly suggest you make it. 686 00:35:47,635 --> 00:35:49,065 Ida ended your transmission. 687 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,700 She is engaging emergency incursion protocol. 688 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:54,300 Emergency incursion protocol? 689 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,800 Right now she's crawling through the air vents, trying to stop her. 690 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:00,465 - So, what do we do? - Shots? 691 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,200 I'm talking to him, not you, louis. 692 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,500 God? 693 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,965 We operate under a communications blackout 694 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,300 until she successfully breaches the internal section of the... 695 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,500 Dude. Slow down. 696 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:16,700 Something about russia, and ida getting to his body 697 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,400 while we go the physics building to reverse the quantum thingy. 698 00:36:20,435 --> 00:36:22,100 What's a quantum thingy? 699 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,700 He says that might be ida on a secure line. 700 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,400 Is that your roommate and tyler again? 701 00:36:28,435 --> 00:36:30,200 Lacey is dating tyler? 702 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,850 I'm sorry. I didn't want you to find out like this. 703 00:36:32,885 --> 00:36:34,842 Okay, you know what? I've had about enough of this. 704 00:36:34,877 --> 00:36:36,800 - Give me your phone. - Hey. What are you doing? 705 00:36:36,835 --> 00:36:38,600 If you won't deal with this... 706 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,800 Hi, lacey. This is alley. I'm one of's sisters. 707 00:36:42,835 --> 00:36:45,165 - Who? - Omega theta nu sister. 708 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,065 Good lord! Would you get off the phone? 709 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:51,900 Wendy is too nice to say anything but I think you should know she really likes tyler. 710 00:36:51,935 --> 00:36:52,765 What? 711 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,900 And if you were any friend at all you'd back of. 712 00:36:55,935 --> 00:36:58,167 But I asked wendy. She said... 713 00:36:58,202 --> 00:37:00,400 - Let's go. - Give me that. 714 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:09,800 Holy wachowski brothers. 715 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:12,000 How do I reverse it? 716 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,800 You have to trigger a total protonic reversal by crossing... 717 00:37:14,835 --> 00:37:16,800 - How?! - Hit the red button. 718 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,500 - That's it? - Do it! 719 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:40,365 Ida. It's me. 720 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,600 I'm not falling for that one again. 721 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:48,000 Mutant. 722 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:55,265 Hello, ladies. Please step out in an orderly fashion. 723 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:59,300 And if some of you need a reassuring hug, knowing that I'm here for you. 724 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,465 After careful consideration, 725 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:05,500 the sisters of omega theta nu have decided not to offer you a bid. 726 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,965 Are you gonna shoot her? 727 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,265 That would be my preferred method of clean-up. 728 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:13,300 Unfortunately, my boss says it would be a waste to liquefy a brain with so much potential. 729 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,900 You are gonna love it in greenland. 730 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,565 I'm sorry I punched you in the face. 731 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,400 Your punches were spot on today. Really spot on. 732 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,900 - But that's not what I wanted... - I know. I'm avoiding. 733 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:32,800 But for what it's worth i'm sorry about the whole lacey/tyler thing. 734 00:38:32,835 --> 00:38:35,900 - I know it sucks. - I only care about her happiness. 735 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,400 But more than that, I care about yours. 736 00:38:38,435 --> 00:38:40,565 If you're carrying an emotional burden... 737 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,300 It could interfere with the job and jeopardize both our lives. 738 00:38:44,335 --> 00:38:46,700 I...i want to be there to help you carry it. 739 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,465 Dubbie, you and I are soldiers in arms. 740 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:53,100 Our lives are intertwined in a way that generally only happens in battle. 741 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:57,500 I think of you as a brother. 742 00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:00,800 And in return you should feel comfortable speaking to me 743 00:39:00,835 --> 00:39:02,700 as if I were one of your woman friends. 744 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,200 wow. 745 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,200 That analogy so did not go where I thought it was going. 746 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,200 But I appreciate the sentiment. 747 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,300 Now here comes the non-sentimental part. 748 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:20,100 - Lay it on me. - Tyler is in your life now. 749 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,100 No, he's not. He's in lacey's. 750 00:39:23,135 --> 00:39:24,800 And yours by association. 751 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,665 Tyler was a recruit of this organization 752 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:30,100 and I'll admit his personal involvement in your life makes me nervous. 753 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,600 Your mission is to keep a watchful eye on him. 754 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,500 If he ever shows signs that his amnesia is lifting. I need to know about it. 755 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Now, I know what I'm asking isn't easy. But... 756 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,500 ...you can talk to me about it any time. 757 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,665 No avoiding. No work emergencies. 758 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,865 We're gonna sit down and talk this out 759 00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:58,900 like the well-adjusted mature adults I know are in here somewhere. 760 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,100 - Tyler and I broke up. - What? 761 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,000 Lace, no. He's such a great guy. 762 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,000 And I promise that my personal feelings for him won't deter me 763 00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:12,965 anyway from feigning enthusiasm over your budding romance 764 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:17,300 or even keep me from serving as your occasional third wheel at the vegan palace. 765 00:40:17,335 --> 00:40:18,665 You would do that for me? 766 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,700 Might have taken it too far with the vegan thing. 767 00:40:20,735 --> 00:40:22,600 But the other stuff... 768 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,100 You're my best friend. 769 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,800 I want you to be happy. 770 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,100 Then I guess it's a shame that I don't even have any feelings for him. 771 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,300 - Is that a lie? - You bet it is. 772 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,500 We're ridiculous. 773 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,100 That's just what maladjusted yet intensely loyal friends do for one another. 774 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,700 And for the record, tyler and I both decided it wasn't working. 775 00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:48,765 There was just no spark. 776 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,765 You know? Whereas you and him... 777 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:56,000 I mean, this guy is like your extra-curricular activity soulmate. 778 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,500 You think? 779 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,800 He couldn't stop talking about you at dinner. 780 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:04,200 You might be one of my top five favorite topics of conversation but not on a date. 781 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,300 It's ok. 782 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:12,900 You remember that speech you just gave me about putting all your personal feelings aside? 783 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:17,000 I don't remember all the words but it was very lovely. 784 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,700 Just pretend i'm saying that back to you. 785 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,800 I think you're amazing. 786 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:27,600 But I can't date tyler. 787 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:30,200 For a lot of reasons. 788 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:34,465 Dub-dub, if you don't go get your man right now, 789 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:38,200 I swear this'll be the last noble act of self-sacrifice you ever see from me. 790 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,300 I don't think the guy you're looking for is home. 791 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,700 I'm looking for you. 792 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:49,100 Then I'm sure he's not home. 793 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,100 Is that a booty chest bag? 794 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,200 Don't judge me. 795 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:58,500 But after the whole vegan experience I was in desperate need of some animal. 796 00:41:58,535 --> 00:42:00,300 And they do actually have good wings. 797 00:42:00,335 --> 00:42:01,400 No judgment. 798 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,600 I also needed a place to sit and clear my head. 799 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:07,800 At a pirate-themed sports bar with scantily-clad waitresses? 800 00:42:07,835 --> 00:42:09,100 You're judging. 801 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,250 All day long something didn't feel quite right. 802 00:42:12,285 --> 00:42:14,600 So I wanted to go back to the scene of the crime. 803 00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:17,500 See if it jogged some memories. 804 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,500 And did it? 805 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,700 I still don't remember a damn thing. 806 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,500 But while I was mowing on my wings I got to talking to one of the busboys. 807 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,500 And it turns out that while I was there 808 00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:31,165 I didn't just meet a waitress at the booty chest. 809 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,600 I also met a girl pretending to be a waitress at the booty chest. 810 00:42:35,635 --> 00:42:36,500 Oh yeah? 811 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,300 It was you, wasn't it? 812 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:44,000 So you're wendy of the smart car. 813 00:42:44,035 --> 00:42:45,465 Dub-dub of 6b. 814 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:49,500 And the imposter of the booty chest. 815 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:55,000 I'm also the sorry sack with the busted hruck bugbear. 816 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,100 We met twice that day. 817 00:42:58,100 --> 00:43:02,100 You know those vague giddy deja vu feelings I was having? 818 00:43:02,135 --> 00:43:03,100 Yeah. 819 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,900 They're kinda not-so-vague anymore. 820 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,600 Oh yeah? 821 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,650 - You're not a vegan, are you? - No. 822 00:43:10,685 --> 00:43:12,700 Good. Because I've got this bag of wings. 823 00:43:12,735 --> 00:43:13,765 I'm listening. 824 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,100 And I picked up a copy of the zombies of mora tau on the way home. 825 00:43:17,135 --> 00:43:20,165 If you like gore-free zombie treasure protectors. 826 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,100 Someone told me they make an excellent zombie palate cleanser. 827 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,100 That someone sounds pretty cool. 828 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,600 I think she might be. 829 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:37,600 welcome to 1000fr 830 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 tvsubtitles 831 00:43:38,305 --> 00:44:38,650 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 67620

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