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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,499 --> 00:00:09,156 Oh, for shit's sake, you already forgot 2 00:00:09,157 --> 00:00:11,436 what happened last week on Shameless? 3 00:00:11,437 --> 00:00:13,102 Would you just pay attention? 4 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,151 What? 5 00:00:16,152 --> 00:00:18,253 We're all gonna die eventually. 6 00:00:18,254 --> 00:00:20,436 Oh, my gosh, you marry rich? 7 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,106 I got a good lawyer. It's child support, 8 00:00:22,107 --> 00:00:23,336 and all the fathers contribute. 9 00:00:23,337 --> 00:00:25,580 I would definitely revisit that Derek situation. 10 00:00:25,581 --> 00:00:26,946 Derek is dead. 11 00:00:26,947 --> 00:00:28,986 This is about Franny, Derek's daughter. 12 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,905 She deserves his death benefit. 13 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,610 Derek's widow seems to have forgotten 14 00:00:32,611 --> 00:00:34,283 that Franny's one of his children too. 15 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,783 Yeah, well, my job is to make sure she remembers. 16 00:00:36,784 --> 00:00:38,671 - You ready to get paid? - Yeah. 17 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,865 You can't go in that bathroom right now 18 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,149 and rub one out in under three minutes. 19 00:00:45,285 --> 00:00:46,671 It says you'll never come forward 20 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,918 to claim any paternity rights. 21 00:00:48,919 --> 00:00:51,908 Usually there's some... 22 00:00:51,909 --> 00:00:54,982 exchange of funds when rights are signed away. 23 00:00:54,983 --> 00:00:56,616 How's 5K for your trouble? 24 00:00:56,617 --> 00:00:58,762 I'd be a lot less trouble for 10. 25 00:00:58,763 --> 00:01:01,560 I'm Sarah. I have three kids under five. 26 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,671 He likes you. 27 00:01:02,672 --> 00:01:04,272 We meet at the end of the hall, 28 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,294 last door on the left, if you ever want to come by. 29 00:01:06,295 --> 00:01:08,407 - How's she doing? - She's got a bad infection. 30 00:01:08,408 --> 00:01:10,181 All jacked up on drugs. 31 00:01:10,182 --> 00:01:12,029 What are you doing? Why didn't you call me? 32 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,704 I would have come to pick you up. 33 00:01:13,705 --> 00:01:15,582 What's going on? 34 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:17,631 _ 35 00:01:17,632 --> 00:01:19,318 If you need a place to lay low for a while, 36 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:20,378 you can stay at my house. 37 00:01:20,379 --> 00:01:21,831 - Really? - Yeah, of course. 38 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,296 I'm not gonna let you sleep in a rail yard. 39 00:01:23,297 --> 00:01:25,117 Thank you, Carl. 40 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:27,044 You know, when I said you could stay here, 41 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,698 I didn't mean your entire family. 42 00:01:28,699 --> 00:01:29,871 Sorry. 43 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,672 From the parole board. 44 00:01:33,673 --> 00:01:35,338 I have a hearing on the 10th. 45 00:01:35,339 --> 00:01:37,095 I thought I'd be here at least a year, didn't you? 46 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:39,358 You're not throwing your fucking parole for me. 47 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:40,964 We need to get you the hell outta this shithole. 48 00:01:40,965 --> 00:01:42,977 - I wanna be with you! - You don't get to be. 49 00:01:52,097 --> 00:01:56,878 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 50 00:01:56,879 --> 00:02:00,411 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 51 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,253 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 52 00:02:03,254 --> 00:02:06,515 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 53 00:02:06,516 --> 00:02:11,078 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 54 00:02:11,079 --> 00:02:14,204 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 55 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:17,723 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 56 00:02:17,724 --> 00:02:19,889 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 57 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,242 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 58 00:02:30,993 --> 00:02:34,811 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 59 00:02:34,812 --> 00:02:37,766 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 60 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:41,202 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 61 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:45,382 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 62 00:02:45,383 --> 00:02:48,501 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 63 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:52,463 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 64 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,298 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 65 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,965 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 66 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,848 Fuck, that shit's strong. 67 00:03:09,946 --> 00:03:11,691 Okay, okay. 68 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,862 Diapers, where's diapers? 69 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,828 What? 70 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:26,330 Hi, how's it going? 71 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,998 I dropped him in a pile of beer bottles. 72 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,792 Broken glass everywhere. 73 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,387 Franny's giving him mouth-to-mouth, 74 00:03:31,388 --> 00:03:32,787 but it's not looking good. 75 00:03:32,788 --> 00:03:33,849 That why he's screaming? 76 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:36,507 He's screaming because he's a baby, Lip. Bye. 77 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:45,808 Thanks. 78 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,948 Hey. 79 00:03:55,949 --> 00:03:57,885 How was prison? 80 00:03:57,886 --> 00:03:59,000 Turn you gay? 81 00:03:59,001 --> 00:04:02,049 Yeah, I'm a big ol' cock hound now. 82 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,993 You know, if you weren't my brother, I'd... 83 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,207 Shut the fuck up and get out here. 84 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,530 Smells like caramel. 85 00:04:13,531 --> 00:04:15,072 It's crème brûlée, actually. 86 00:04:15,073 --> 00:04:17,055 Got one of these vape things from Carl. 87 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:18,982 Trying to quit smoking for Fred. 88 00:04:18,983 --> 00:04:20,342 Aren't those things worse for you? 89 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,185 Yeah, you know they market these to kids, you know? 90 00:04:22,186 --> 00:04:23,888 Bastards would have one in Fred's hand 91 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,431 if he could hold anything bigger than a rattle. 92 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,632 Where is the little guy, huh? 93 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:29,033 May or may not be lying in a pile of glass. 94 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,227 Huh? 95 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,437 He's with Tami. 96 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,177 She wanted to take care of him alone today. 97 00:04:33,178 --> 00:04:34,190 Oh. 98 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,837 Sorta hoping you'd bring him. 99 00:04:35,838 --> 00:04:37,512 Yeah, I would have felt better if I did. 100 00:04:37,513 --> 00:04:40,112 Tami's not exactly a natural caretaker. 101 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,656 But, hey, what do you wanna do, huh? 102 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,992 Wanna get some White Castle or... 103 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,564 Ah, you know, actually, just want to head home, 104 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:48,103 see everybody, meet the kid. 105 00:04:48,104 --> 00:04:49,184 I missed everyone. 106 00:04:49,185 --> 00:04:50,590 Soft bitch. 107 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,538 The fuck you got a lady car? 108 00:04:52,539 --> 00:04:54,168 Well, it's Tami's car. 109 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,863 It's kinda cute, though, right? 110 00:04:55,864 --> 00:04:57,510 Oh, we're saying words like, "cute" now, 111 00:04:57,511 --> 00:04:58,555 are we, Pops, huh? 112 00:04:58,556 --> 00:04:59,870 Yeah, we're saying words like "cute." 113 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,473 Has anyone seen my breast pump? 114 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,099 This baby refuses to eat! 115 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,893 God, my boobs are gonna explode. 116 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,729 And this is me at target practice. 117 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,108 I kept lining my sight up all wrong, 118 00:05:14,109 --> 00:05:15,856 but then Mitch helped me and... 119 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,444 Uh, are you listening to me? 120 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,067 Yeah, uh-huh. 121 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:24,114 What's with you and JLo? 122 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,282 - Who, Anne? - Uh-huh. 123 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,535 She's just a friend from work. 124 00:05:26,536 --> 00:05:28,270 He shit again. 125 00:05:28,271 --> 00:05:29,537 Why is Anne here? 126 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,288 'Cause we're hiding her from ICE. 127 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,434 Her family's gonna get deported 128 00:05:32,435 --> 00:05:34,525 to one of those facilities south of Texas. 129 00:05:34,526 --> 00:05:36,178 And I think I'm, like, a Democrat now or something. 130 00:05:36,179 --> 00:05:37,267 Democrat? 131 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,142 You're so funny, Carl. 132 00:05:41,143 --> 00:05:44,016 _ 133 00:05:45,654 --> 00:05:47,519 Can Amalia still watch Franny today? 134 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,431 - Yep. - Cool. 135 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,962 Ew! 136 00:05:50,963 --> 00:05:53,329 Oh, grow up, you guys. 137 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,478 We all poop. 138 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,646 Yeah, we don't all change 139 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,008 our shit-filled underwear in the kitchen. 140 00:05:57,009 --> 00:05:58,100 I've done it. 141 00:05:58,101 --> 00:05:59,847 It's closer to the washing machine. 142 00:05:59,848 --> 00:06:02,069 Just drop that dirty sucker in there. 143 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,363 One of ya hits wash eventually. 144 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,531 Hey, what's with the backpack? 145 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,283 It's for carrying things, genius. 146 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,341 It's Franny's. 147 00:06:08,342 --> 00:06:10,851 If I find any sex or drug paraphernalia in there, 148 00:06:10,852 --> 00:06:12,278 I'll kill you in your sleep, Frank. 149 00:06:15,182 --> 00:06:17,380 Shit, Lip texted. 150 00:06:17,381 --> 00:06:19,590 Ian just now got out of prison. 151 00:06:19,591 --> 00:06:21,324 It'll be at least another hour. 152 00:06:21,325 --> 00:06:22,826 - I'm gonna miss him. - Where you gonna be? 153 00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:24,160 Got a meeting with my lawyer 154 00:06:24,161 --> 00:06:25,801 for Franny's death benefit money. 155 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,304 You taking that shitbox you bought with our rainy day fund? 156 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,432 That shitbox has four wheels and a working engine, 157 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,703 so, yes, I'm taking it. 158 00:06:32,704 --> 00:06:33,788 Well, I'm gonna be here making tamales. 159 00:06:33,789 --> 00:06:35,588 And spending time with me. 160 00:06:35,589 --> 00:06:37,004 I'm only here for 48 hours. 161 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:39,315 Who's gonna buy decorations for Ian's party? 162 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,506 Liam? 163 00:06:40,507 --> 00:06:43,551 Can't, city basketball clubs are recruiting today. 164 00:06:43,552 --> 00:06:46,056 Todd can't keep his offers straight, so I'm managing him. 165 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:48,109 Okay, well, here's 60 bucks. 166 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:49,918 Manage to scrounge up some party supplies. 167 00:06:49,919 --> 00:06:51,064 Make 'em good. 168 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:52,093 Hopefully it's the last 169 00:06:52,094 --> 00:06:54,165 "welcome home from prison" party we'll ever throw. 170 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:56,752 _ 171 00:06:56,753 --> 00:06:58,500 - Hey, I'll take them to her. - But... 172 00:07:02,935 --> 00:07:04,274 Hey, here you go. 173 00:07:04,275 --> 00:07:06,009 Gracias. 174 00:07:08,099 --> 00:07:09,225 Hey. 175 00:07:09,226 --> 00:07:12,023 Kinda weird that Kelly showed up here. 176 00:07:12,024 --> 00:07:14,323 I didn't realize she'd come back before Christmas, right? 177 00:07:14,324 --> 00:07:15,366 It's all good. 178 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:17,394 She's on 48-hour leave anyway, 179 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:20,479 so it's gonna be, like, three days before she leaves? 180 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,993 I'm cool. 181 00:07:21,994 --> 00:07:23,353 Cool as in... 182 00:07:23,354 --> 00:07:24,566 As in I ain't a side piece. 183 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:26,111 Where you going? 184 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,200 Cornmeal run. 185 00:07:27,201 --> 00:07:28,719 You need a hand? 186 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,459 Isn't your brother coming out of prison? 187 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,619 Yeah, we'll make it back before they even get here. 188 00:07:33,441 --> 00:07:34,992 Come on, let me come with you. 189 00:07:34,993 --> 00:07:36,065 Me too. 190 00:07:38,254 --> 00:07:39,291 Great. 191 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,668 - Great. - Great. 192 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,089 _ 193 00:07:42,469 --> 00:07:44,171 _ 194 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,592 _ 195 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,507 Tamales for sale, muchachos! 196 00:07:51,508 --> 00:07:53,973 Get 'em while they're caliente. 197 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,933 No outside food or drink, Frank. 198 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,924 Try one, Kev-o, on the house. 199 00:07:58,925 --> 00:08:00,480 We're the house. 200 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,197 - Oh, my God. - Huh? 201 00:08:06,198 --> 00:08:08,343 - So can I sell 'em here? - No. 202 00:08:08,344 --> 00:08:10,686 Can I trade 'em for beers at least? 203 00:08:10,687 --> 00:08:11,828 Four per beer. 204 00:08:11,829 --> 00:08:13,262 That's only ten beers. 205 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:14,774 That won't get me through the hour. 206 00:08:14,775 --> 00:08:16,328 Don't haggle with a woman 207 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,814 who looks this fly in a power suit. 208 00:08:17,815 --> 00:08:18,833 Fine. 209 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:20,332 Why are you so gussied up? 210 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,512 She's dealing drugs. 211 00:08:21,513 --> 00:08:23,066 I'm selling pharmaceuticals. 212 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,907 Gluvandia, diabetes and hypertension relief 213 00:08:25,908 --> 00:08:28,968 packed into a single pill instead of two separate ones. 214 00:08:28,969 --> 00:08:30,634 Black doctors don't like my friend Mimi 215 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,576 'cause she's too Asian and a little bit racist, 216 00:08:32,577 --> 00:08:36,093 so I'm taking a crack at making some preschool tuition money. 217 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,801 - Yo, Mas! - Hey. 218 00:08:38,802 --> 00:08:41,019 What are you doing all the way down here? 219 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,571 Came to check on you. 220 00:08:42,572 --> 00:08:44,212 I didn't see you at the memorial. 221 00:08:44,213 --> 00:08:45,315 Memorial? 222 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,650 For Kenny. 223 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,610 He threw himself in front of an L train. 224 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,053 Holy shit. 225 00:08:50,054 --> 00:08:51,699 - Who's Kenny? - Point guard for our 226 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,459 middle school basketball team back in the day. 227 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:54,519 Why'd he do it? 228 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,634 Looks like he couldn't deal with 229 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,162 what Coach Dickey did to him. 230 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,209 What did Coach do to him? 231 00:09:00,435 --> 00:09:02,437 You know, he, uh... 232 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:04,523 he touched him. 233 00:09:04,524 --> 00:09:06,232 With his inspirational talks? 234 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:08,005 I mean, the guy could Jimmy Valvano 235 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,423 the shit out of a halftime speech. 236 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,844 He means dribbled his balls. 237 00:09:10,845 --> 00:09:11,930 Beat his buzzer. 238 00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:13,443 Nailed one from downtown. 239 00:09:13,444 --> 00:09:14,864 He touched his dick, Kev. 240 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,182 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 241 00:09:18,359 --> 00:09:19,812 Coach molested Kenny? 242 00:09:20,183 --> 00:09:22,154 Yeah, I mean, he molested all of us: 243 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,619 me, Gomez, Jamal. 244 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,666 What? 245 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,541 Danny O., Danny K, 246 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:29,321 Feldman, Sampson. 247 00:09:29,322 --> 00:09:31,247 So, like, everyone? 248 00:09:31,248 --> 00:09:32,437 You too, right? 249 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:33,490 Well... 250 00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:36,858 Lawyer's putting together a class action suit against the city. 251 00:09:36,859 --> 00:09:38,537 Says we could each get ten grand. 252 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:39,843 Ten grand? 253 00:09:39,844 --> 00:09:41,748 Excuse me, Mas. 254 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,503 - Sure you weren't molested? - No. 255 00:09:45,504 --> 00:09:46,630 Why the hell not? 256 00:09:46,631 --> 00:09:47,799 I don't know. 257 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,768 Mitch really kept me going on those 20-mile hikes. 258 00:09:52,769 --> 00:09:54,113 Wait, just the two of you? 259 00:09:54,114 --> 00:09:55,552 No, a full squad. 260 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,862 But he stayed on me the whole time. 261 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,254 Oh, and he coached me on the flight simulators. 262 00:10:00,255 --> 00:10:02,237 I took out the tower on the aircraft carriers 263 00:10:02,238 --> 00:10:05,530 three times coming in before he helped me land safely. 264 00:10:05,531 --> 00:10:09,184 Sounds like Mitch can really nail a landing strip. 265 00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:11,847 Oh, plebe summer is just 266 00:10:11,848 --> 00:10:13,621 all about learning how to work as a team, 267 00:10:13,622 --> 00:10:15,823 and Mitch is just such shit at orienting 268 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,679 that I had to help him. 269 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,038 Um, I gotta take this. 270 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,571 Sounds like your girlfriend has a boyfriend. 271 00:10:26,572 --> 00:10:27,630 What? 272 00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:28,929 Mitch? 273 00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:39,010 Hey, uh, is it okay 274 00:10:39,011 --> 00:10:40,573 if we stop at a pharmacy on the way back? 275 00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:42,838 - I need to pick up some penicillin. - Penicillin? 276 00:10:42,839 --> 00:10:44,490 Yeah, it looks like I have strep. 277 00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:46,270 Going around the academy. 278 00:10:46,883 --> 00:10:47,897 Is that cool? 279 00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:50,475 - It's cool. - Cool. 280 00:10:50,476 --> 00:10:51,547 Hmm. 281 00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:52,867 I don't think I've ever cared 282 00:10:52,868 --> 00:10:53,880 about anything so much. 283 00:10:53,881 --> 00:10:54,987 You know, I mean, I'm giving up smoking 284 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,073 for the little guy. 285 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:57,283 I get it, man. 286 00:10:57,284 --> 00:10:59,116 You know, I almost gave up my parole for... 287 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,159 And it was tough leaving him this morning. 288 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,175 He hadn't eaten yet, right, and Sarah and I, 289 00:11:02,176 --> 00:11:04,479 we've developed this kind of schedule, right, 290 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,839 feeding, nap, feeding, nap. 291 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,945 Who's Sarah? 292 00:11:06,946 --> 00:11:09,783 Sarah, she's a chick from the Mommy AA group, three kids. 293 00:11:09,784 --> 00:11:11,982 Anyway, Tami hasn't figured out nursing with Fred yet, 294 00:11:11,983 --> 00:11:13,722 you know, so the schedule's all blown. 295 00:11:13,723 --> 00:11:16,342 Schedules, they're so important with infants, you know? 296 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:18,678 Not really. 297 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:22,885 I'm sorry, man. 298 00:11:22,886 --> 00:11:24,126 It's boring parent shit. 299 00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:26,393 No, hey, come on. 300 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,896 All right. 301 00:11:30,722 --> 00:11:32,492 So how have you been, huh? 302 00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:33,568 Yeah, how's Mick? 303 00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:36,761 Well, Mickey and I went through a rough patch for a while, 304 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:37,989 but... 305 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:39,990 You comin' in? 306 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,950 Come in, no, no, I can't, no. 307 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,617 Tami says if I come home before the end of work, 308 00:11:44,618 --> 00:11:46,413 she'll rip my face off, so, uh... 309 00:11:47,538 --> 00:11:49,458 Hey, you wanna hang out during my lunch break? 310 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,819 You know, we can grab some brats, 311 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,119 and I'm buying. 312 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,989 I gotta meet my parole officer. 313 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:55,817 - Fuck, today already? - That's what they tell me. 314 00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:57,382 All right, well, come on. I'll drive you. 315 00:11:57,975 --> 00:11:59,135 It's in a couple hours. 316 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,928 Maybe not. 317 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,035 Okay. 318 00:12:02,036 --> 00:12:03,663 Hey, welcome home, man. 319 00:12:03,664 --> 00:12:05,368 Thanks, man. 320 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,437 Look, I can feel this thing killing me. 321 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,462 Man, just take that. 322 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,578 Take that away. I don't want it. 323 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,971 Ah, fuck, gimme it back. Gimme. 324 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,030 Is it Cinco de Mayo in here? 325 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,936 Oh, Carl's trying to bone some girl. 326 00:12:21,937 --> 00:12:23,496 Hope you like tamales! 327 00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:33,786 Hola. 328 00:12:48,929 --> 00:12:50,174 Hello? 329 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,233 Do you know where Carl is? 330 00:12:52,234 --> 00:12:53,446 Como? 331 00:12:53,447 --> 00:12:55,108 Ah. 332 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,360 Hello? 333 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,702 Uh, uh, Debbie or Carl? 334 00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:04,241 _ 335 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,873 Hey, Carl! 336 00:13:20,422 --> 00:13:21,659 Hey, Debbie. 337 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,478 Of course she took Fiona's room. 338 00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:39,047 Liam. 339 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:47,159 Ah! 340 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,910 - Oh, shit, Jesus. - Sorry. 341 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,953 Yeah, hi. 342 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,031 You're Ian, hi. 343 00:13:51,032 --> 00:13:52,122 - Hey, Tami, hi. - Hi. 344 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,666 That's Freddie. Hi, I'm Uncle Ian. 345 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,752 Yeah, all right, listen, I'm covered in baby barf. 346 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,836 I swear this kid hates me. 347 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,906 Um, is it okay if we do the whole meet and greet thing later? 348 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:00,972 - Yeah, no, totally. - Okay, thanks. 349 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,267 Can you get the door behind me? 350 00:14:02,268 --> 00:14:03,279 - Yeah. - Thanks! 351 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,968 Yep. 352 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:16,570 Welcome home, Ian. 353 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,194 I fast-tracked a summons for Derek's widow 354 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,279 to get her to negotiate Derek's death benefit, 355 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,505 but she won't open the door for the process server. 356 00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:28,052 They can't find her at work? 357 00:14:28,053 --> 00:14:29,713 Work? She's a stay-at-home mom. 358 00:14:29,714 --> 00:14:31,208 Little bitch. 359 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:33,080 We need to hire a PI to stakeout the house. 360 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,732 She'll have to come out sooner or later. 361 00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:37,363 I've got a guy who'll do it for a couple of hundred a day. 362 00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:38,616 Day? 363 00:14:38,617 --> 00:14:40,204 To sit on their ass in a car? 364 00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:42,339 I'll do it. My union's on strike. 365 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,507 Could take a while. 366 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,929 When there's money involved, 367 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:47,011 a Gallagher's got nothing but time. 368 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:52,474 Hola, mamas grandes. 369 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,172 Hey, Telma, you... you think I could bum a couple of those? 370 00:14:57,173 --> 00:15:00,205 _ 371 00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:01,566 No! 372 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,818 No. 373 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:06,126 Well... what if I was to promise 374 00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:09,533 to come visit you again tonight after your abuela is asleep? 375 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,494 Shh! 376 00:15:15,661 --> 00:15:17,538 _ 377 00:15:28,185 --> 00:15:29,553 What's goin' on? 378 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,974 Benicia just told Victor he's the father of her child. 379 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,518 This is why the brown countries 380 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,019 will always remain Third World, Franny: 381 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,406 no depths to their storytelling. 382 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,985 Ay, mi amor! 383 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,613 Frank! 384 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,781 Ingrid left me. 385 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,032 These babies are yours. 386 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,450 You have to take them back. 387 00:15:53,747 --> 00:15:55,173 Frank. 388 00:15:55,174 --> 00:15:57,665 I'm heading to my sales calls. 389 00:15:58,434 --> 00:15:59,635 Where'd Mas go? 390 00:15:59,636 --> 00:16:00,888 Gone. 391 00:16:00,889 --> 00:16:02,515 He's gonna bring the whole team back later 392 00:16:02,516 --> 00:16:04,760 and we're gonna hoist some beers in Kenny's memory. 393 00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,591 Aha. 394 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,385 Here, team photo. 395 00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:11,386 Let me ask you guys something. 396 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,514 If you were a pedophile, which one of these kids would you 397 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,912 diddle inappropriately if you had to choose one? 398 00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:17,058 Come on, Kev. 399 00:16:19,202 --> 00:16:20,328 That one. 400 00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:21,622 What is wrong with you? 401 00:16:21,623 --> 00:16:23,398 Lookit that VPL. It's huge. 402 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,858 VPL? 403 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,273 Visible penis line. 404 00:16:26,274 --> 00:16:29,420 What? No. What about this kid? 405 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,301 Who is that, the assistant coach? 406 00:16:31,302 --> 00:16:32,847 No, it's me. 407 00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:34,213 Look at me. I'm hot. 408 00:16:34,214 --> 00:16:35,882 You're the size of a linebacker. 409 00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:38,567 No self-respecting pedophile would have touched you. 410 00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:40,706 How much self-respect do you think a pedophile has? 411 00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:43,651 The lockers had open-pit showers. 412 00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:46,965 Coach saw me plenty of times all soppin' wet, 413 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,459 ready for the taking. 414 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,026 You sure you weren't molested? 415 00:16:50,027 --> 00:16:51,746 Repressed memories are real. 416 00:16:53,831 --> 00:16:55,501 I'd remember if he touched me. 417 00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:57,182 Fuck being touched. 418 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,934 For ten grand, you took it up the ass. 419 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,182 Find that memory, Kev. 420 00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:01,469 It's buried in there somewhere. 421 00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,007 Yo. 422 00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,863 You still smoking that thing? 423 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,280 Think I'm addicted. 424 00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:17,001 You and every other junior high school girl. 425 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,750 Mint? Cotton candy? 426 00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:22,171 Those marketing teams are criminals. 427 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:24,751 I'd say throw 'em in jail, but then what would we do with 428 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,213 all the black dudes locked up for marijuana possession? 429 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:33,032 Hey, um, how good was Cami at... at being a mom, 430 00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,511 you know, like right off the bat? 431 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,852 - Cami? - Yeah. 432 00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:37,138 She was, uh... 433 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,804 Spectacular. 434 00:17:38,805 --> 00:17:40,678 Spectacular. 435 00:17:40,679 --> 00:17:42,838 Most natural mother in the world. 436 00:17:42,839 --> 00:17:43,878 Thank you. 437 00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:45,502 Definitely never left her baby 438 00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:46,773 in a shopping cart at Costco. 439 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,191 Got halfway home before she realized... 440 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,192 I got two blocks. 441 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,167 They called child services. 442 00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:51,361 We actually had to take a parenting class. 443 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,488 Okay, but... but Tami, though, uh? 444 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,558 - It'll be a disaster. - Gonna be great. 445 00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:58,076 She had four pet rabbits 446 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,369 at different points during her childhood. 447 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,528 None of them survived a month. 448 00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:01,973 What are you worried about, Lip? 449 00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:04,374 Look, it's just I... I've known Tami for, 450 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,977 what, like a year now, and, I don't know, 451 00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:10,410 I've very rarely seen her, uh, nurturing side, you know? 452 00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:12,925 I've known her for 26 years, 453 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,531 and what she lacks in nurturing, 454 00:18:14,532 --> 00:18:16,052 she makes up for in competence. 455 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,220 Why don't you tell him 456 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,556 what happened to the fifth rabbit? 457 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,462 What happened to the fifth rabbit? 458 00:18:21,463 --> 00:18:23,390 I definitely lost my way, 459 00:18:23,391 --> 00:18:24,717 you know, blowing up a van 460 00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:27,397 and becoming a gay icon and whatnot. 461 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,775 I... I sort of fell out of step with my family, 462 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,319 and as crazy as my family is, 463 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,612 they definitely keep me grounded, 464 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,071 so it'll be good to be back with them, 465 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,448 you know, keep me out of trouble. 466 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,741 And... and plus, I've been consistently taking my meds... 467 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,658 Okay, great, thanks. 468 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,593 I'm gonna need you to pee in this cup. 469 00:18:41,983 --> 00:18:43,343 Drug test. 470 00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:45,452 Don't you want to hear about... 471 00:18:45,453 --> 00:18:46,949 Rather swallow screws. 472 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,724 Come on, let's go take a tinkle. 473 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,928 Do I need to do this in front of you? 474 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,809 Nope, I'm gonna do it. 475 00:19:04,158 --> 00:19:05,512 All right, come on, Sparky. 476 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,564 - Jesus. - Close the door. 477 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,690 Come on. 478 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,025 Step up here so it looks like you're taking a piss 479 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,527 in case one of those goody-goodies 480 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:14,819 starts looking under the stall door. 481 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,821 Whoa. 482 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,824 Whoa, whoa, I... 483 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,701 Oh, I see the carpet matches the drapes. 484 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,163 You know, you don't have to do this for me. 485 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,280 My piss is clean. 486 00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:28,780 Yeah? Well, I did a shitload of coke this morning, 487 00:19:28,781 --> 00:19:30,887 and I'm gonna send this to the lab with your name on it 488 00:19:30,888 --> 00:19:33,866 or not, depending on your level of cooperation. 489 00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:35,090 You got it, Sparky? 490 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,341 It's Ian. 491 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,451 Well, guess I'm sending in mine then. 492 00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:41,361 No, no, Sparky's great. 493 00:19:41,362 --> 00:19:44,351 Now, you were an EMT before you were Jesus, right? 494 00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:46,344 Yeah. 495 00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:48,111 Take that and wait outside for a second. 496 00:19:48,112 --> 00:19:50,064 I feel like I'm starting to crap a little bit. 497 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,115 Hey, Pepa! 498 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,874 What do you want? 499 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,626 Just want to talk. 500 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,169 - Is that a summons? - No. 501 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,179 Ah! Ah! 502 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,147 Fuck you, Gallagher! 503 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,400 This single pill 504 00:20:30,401 --> 00:20:33,194 decreases glucose production in the liver, 505 00:20:33,195 --> 00:20:36,526 stimulates the pancreas' natural insulin production, 506 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,830 and combats high blood pressure. 507 00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:39,937 It's a no-brainer. 508 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:41,531 Mm-hmm, and how does it 509 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,242 decrease glucose production exactly? 510 00:20:44,332 --> 00:20:48,883 Well, there are these little particles called vandias, 511 00:20:48,884 --> 00:20:52,684 and they have a powwow with the glucose particles and say, 512 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,461 "Hey, little glucose particles, make sure"... 513 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,213 So clearly you don't know anything about this drug. 514 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,202 You're just another pharma rep 515 00:21:00,203 --> 00:21:03,011 who thinks she can dupe me into pushing her new drug 516 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,637 on a community that doesn't need it. 517 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,246 Hold on, I may not know the science, 518 00:21:06,247 --> 00:21:08,517 but last I checked, that was the doctor's job, 519 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:11,303 and as for what this community needs, I grew up here, 520 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,588 and I know that diabetes is a problem, 521 00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:16,094 I know that high blood pressure is a problem, 522 00:21:16,095 --> 00:21:18,777 and I know that trying to keep so many medications straight 523 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,571 as you get older is a problem. 524 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,472 It's a matter of affordability. 525 00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:25,325 Okay, our people on the South Side can't afford it. 526 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,577 Most of our people are covered 527 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,246 by Medicaid, Medicare, and city worker insurance. 528 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,843 And who do you think pays for Medicare and Medicaid? 529 00:21:32,844 --> 00:21:35,576 We do when the taxman comes knocking. 530 00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:37,660 And I reckon from the BMW out front, 531 00:21:37,661 --> 00:21:40,086 you are in a great position to pick up the slack. 532 00:21:40,087 --> 00:21:41,550 So we're gonna get personal now? 533 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,697 You wanna get personal? 534 00:21:42,698 --> 00:21:44,961 If this one pill had been around when my daddy 535 00:21:44,962 --> 00:21:47,764 was juggling two pills and three jobs at the age of 74... 536 00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:50,960 He would still be here 537 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:55,130 to be a grandfather to my little girls. 538 00:21:55,131 --> 00:21:56,597 Don't cry. 539 00:21:56,598 --> 00:21:58,225 Hey, please, please don't cry. 540 00:21:58,226 --> 00:22:00,197 I... I'm sorry, okay? 541 00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:01,862 I'm sorry, Miss... 542 00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:05,645 Fisher, 543 00:22:05,646 --> 00:22:08,914 Veronica Fisher after my daddy, Victorious Fisher. 544 00:22:15,672 --> 00:22:18,441 So it's one pill instead of two, huh? 545 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,635 Okay, thanks. 546 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:29,302 So, Salma, why should Todd be a Rooster? 547 00:22:29,303 --> 00:22:32,068 - Well, little man... - Liam will be fine. 548 00:22:32,069 --> 00:22:33,914 Sorry, Liam. 549 00:22:33,915 --> 00:22:36,187 Not only are the Roosters the city champions; 550 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,614 we're also sponsored by Apollo, 551 00:22:38,615 --> 00:22:41,459 the fastest growing shoe brand in the country. 552 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:45,999 So I can make sure that Todd and you, as his manager, 553 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,988 are outfitted with all the Apollo gear you'd ever need 554 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:51,927 from now all the way through 555 00:22:51,928 --> 00:22:53,742 his inevitable career in the pros. 556 00:22:53,743 --> 00:22:55,243 Interesting. Martin? 557 00:22:55,244 --> 00:22:58,246 Well, big man, 558 00:22:58,247 --> 00:22:59,539 the South Side Slayers 559 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,082 are essentially a de facto farm team 560 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,168 for all the big Carolina universities. 561 00:23:03,169 --> 00:23:04,836 So if my man Todd here makes it 562 00:23:04,837 --> 00:23:06,421 through one of the school years without blowing out an ACL, 563 00:23:06,422 --> 00:23:09,007 we can all but guarantee him an eight-figure endorsement deal 564 00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:10,862 sponsored by Champion 565 00:23:10,863 --> 00:23:12,638 and a shoe line with his name on it. 566 00:23:15,454 --> 00:23:16,723 Dude, that's not my name. 567 00:23:16,724 --> 00:23:18,266 His name's Todd Bryerson. 568 00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:25,523 Great, we'll consider your offers. 569 00:23:25,524 --> 00:23:26,967 Now, if you'll excuse us, 570 00:23:26,968 --> 00:23:29,444 I've got a welcome home party to plan for this evening. 571 00:23:29,445 --> 00:23:32,447 Do you need some grub for that? 572 00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:34,949 'Cause I'm tight with the owner of Bruna's on Oakley. 573 00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:38,286 I can have the catering-sized premium pastas 574 00:23:38,287 --> 00:23:39,788 delivered to you within the hour. 575 00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:41,289 You like ribs? 576 00:23:41,290 --> 00:23:42,794 I own Ribs For Less up in Wicker Park. 577 00:23:42,795 --> 00:23:44,657 I can have you trays of the finest 'cue, 578 00:23:44,658 --> 00:23:45,919 whatever barbecue you want. 579 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,295 Interesting. 580 00:23:47,296 --> 00:23:48,714 Let's talk decorations. 581 00:23:49,755 --> 00:23:53,343 Kibble, JoJo, got a new friend for ya! 582 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:56,514 Shelly! Shelly! 583 00:23:59,141 --> 00:24:02,018 Hey, what's the deal with Paula? 584 00:24:02,019 --> 00:24:03,312 The deal is, you're fucked. 585 00:24:05,272 --> 00:24:06,491 Sparky. 586 00:24:06,492 --> 00:24:08,024 ♪ Sparky ♪ 587 00:24:10,486 --> 00:24:12,637 Sparky, Shelly, Shelly, Sparky. 588 00:24:12,638 --> 00:24:13,944 She's your boss. 589 00:24:13,945 --> 00:24:16,749 Well, vice boss 'cause I'm your boss. 590 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,243 Stick it to him, Shel. 591 00:24:18,244 --> 00:24:19,870 Hmm. Oh. 592 00:24:22,456 --> 00:24:23,954 Jesus. 593 00:24:23,955 --> 00:24:26,844 Such a bitch. I love it. 594 00:24:26,845 --> 00:24:30,219 Looks like the old Sparky had a few pounds on you, 595 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:33,133 but I ain't buying a new uniform, so get dressed. 596 00:24:33,134 --> 00:24:35,051 We're heading out. 597 00:24:35,052 --> 00:24:36,469 All right, mount up and let's go! 598 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,314 _ 599 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,567 _ 600 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,855 _ 601 00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:47,984 Holy shit. 602 00:24:47,985 --> 00:24:49,524 In the middle of this psychotic break, 603 00:24:49,525 --> 00:24:50,859 she hands me the babies, 604 00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:53,056 jumps off the cruise ship, swims towards shore. 605 00:24:53,669 --> 00:24:55,238 Adventurous. 606 00:24:55,239 --> 00:24:56,865 It's what I loved about her. 607 00:24:56,866 --> 00:24:58,032 I haven't heard from her since. 608 00:24:58,033 --> 00:24:59,534 Oh, she'll come back. 609 00:24:59,535 --> 00:25:01,119 Even still, is she the type of person 610 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,537 that should be raising babies? 611 00:25:02,538 --> 00:25:04,748 Joan Crawford's kids turned out okay. 612 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,062 I didn't sign on to raise your children, Frank. 613 00:25:08,063 --> 00:25:10,378 Well, in fact, you did, padre. 614 00:25:10,379 --> 00:25:12,547 You took the love of my life and our embryos. 615 00:25:12,548 --> 00:25:15,008 You gave me ten grand to never bother you again. 616 00:25:15,009 --> 00:25:16,286 That deal was contingent 617 00:25:16,287 --> 00:25:17,986 on Ingrid being here to help raise them. 618 00:25:17,987 --> 00:25:20,555 She's not. Take them back. They're yours. 619 00:25:20,556 --> 00:25:23,392 Well, the joke's on you. They're not mine. 620 00:25:23,393 --> 00:25:25,059 They're my son Carl's. 621 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,519 What are mine? 622 00:25:29,857 --> 00:25:31,274 Thanks for helping me out. 623 00:25:31,275 --> 00:25:33,526 Anything to get a girl some money from her baby daddy. 624 00:25:33,527 --> 00:25:34,569 I'm proud of you. 625 00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:35,862 I'm proud of me too. 626 00:25:36,919 --> 00:25:38,908 Okay, lift. 627 00:25:47,249 --> 00:25:48,690 Done. 628 00:25:48,691 --> 00:25:50,502 What, what, what? 629 00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:55,805 Do not forget to take a picture for proof. 630 00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:11,564 Hi, you must be Pepa. 631 00:26:11,565 --> 00:26:14,776 Derek and I were old friends, and I'm so sorry for your loss. 632 00:26:20,616 --> 00:26:22,003 Debbie! 633 00:26:22,004 --> 00:26:23,159 Debbie, start the car! 634 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,285 Shit! 635 00:26:24,286 --> 00:26:25,954 Fuck! 636 00:26:25,955 --> 00:26:26,913 Drive, girl, drive! 637 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,669 Fuck you, Gallagher! 638 00:26:36,465 --> 00:26:39,509 What, you'll take your dad's fake tit, 639 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:41,729 but you don't want the real deal? 640 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,449 - Hello. - I think he's gay. 641 00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:55,316 I have never in my life had a male human 642 00:26:55,317 --> 00:26:56,818 refuse to take my tit in its mouth. 643 00:26:56,819 --> 00:26:58,278 Slow down. What? 644 00:26:58,279 --> 00:27:00,128 Hey, hey, is that Tami? 645 00:27:00,129 --> 00:27:01,698 I'm losing my shit here, Cami. 646 00:27:01,699 --> 00:27:03,700 He hasn't eaten since Lip left. 647 00:27:03,701 --> 00:27:04,868 I'm starting to take it personally. 648 00:27:04,869 --> 00:27:05,924 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Hey, hey. 649 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:07,365 Hey, Freddie hasn't eaten yet? 650 00:27:08,372 --> 00:27:10,166 It's fine. He's warming up to it. 651 00:27:10,167 --> 00:27:12,177 He should have eaten at least three times by now. 652 00:27:12,178 --> 00:27:13,710 Yep, it's great to know that I failed 653 00:27:13,711 --> 00:27:15,503 at least three times already today. 654 00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:16,839 Thank you. 655 00:27:18,648 --> 00:27:21,009 Brad, look, I... I gotta take an early lunch, all right? 656 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:22,366 I'd leave her alone, Lip. 657 00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:23,994 But my son is starving to death, okay? 658 00:27:23,995 --> 00:27:25,240 It's not about her. 659 00:27:25,241 --> 00:27:28,099 I promise you, the worst thing any father can do 660 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,185 is to tell the mother she's doing it wrong. 661 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,995 Okay, then so you go talk to her. 662 00:27:32,996 --> 00:27:34,272 You kidding? 663 00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:35,795 She'll stab me. 664 00:27:35,796 --> 00:27:38,067 - Okay. - I need a 100/90-19. 665 00:27:38,068 --> 00:27:39,570 Okay. 666 00:27:41,238 --> 00:27:42,345 You're right. 667 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:53,797 Hey, hey, it's Lip. Um... 668 00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:56,878 Look, can you do me a really big favor? 669 00:27:56,879 --> 00:27:58,245 You tricked me. 670 00:27:58,246 --> 00:27:59,339 - I didn't trick you. - _ 671 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:01,257 - I didn't know it was a bet. - _ 672 00:28:01,258 --> 00:28:02,759 - And I didn't have sex with Ingrid. - _ 673 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,093 Well, you jizzed in a cup. 674 00:28:04,094 --> 00:28:05,762 Yeah, but was her vagina in that cup? 675 00:28:05,763 --> 00:28:06,763 Yeah, okay, I'm tapping out. 676 00:28:06,764 --> 00:28:10,683 Okay, if you were to offer me, say, 200 grand, 677 00:28:10,684 --> 00:28:12,226 I'd be willing to take them off you. 678 00:28:12,227 --> 00:28:14,896 I... I am not paying you to take what is already yours. 679 00:28:14,897 --> 00:28:16,397 Now, hold on. 680 00:28:16,398 --> 00:28:19,395 What about a script for a couple of thousand Percocet? 681 00:28:19,396 --> 00:28:21,621 That would be unethical, not to mention criminal. 682 00:28:21,622 --> 00:28:22,737 It would be criminal 683 00:28:22,738 --> 00:28:24,781 to leave these babies with Frank or Carl. 684 00:28:24,782 --> 00:28:26,783 Frank is an addict and a loser. 685 00:28:33,415 --> 00:28:35,750 Boy, they really are irresistible. 686 00:28:40,044 --> 00:28:42,090 What the hell? 687 00:28:42,091 --> 00:28:43,549 I'll take one. 688 00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:46,552 As she lay dying in arms 689 00:28:46,553 --> 00:28:47,970 clutching her diabetic chest... 690 00:28:47,971 --> 00:28:49,055 Oh, honey. 691 00:28:49,056 --> 00:28:51,724 Wheezing her way through her third heart attack, 692 00:28:51,725 --> 00:28:52,892 I thought to myself, 693 00:28:52,893 --> 00:28:56,020 "There has gotta be something I can do about this." 694 00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:59,107 This is that something. 695 00:28:59,108 --> 00:29:00,650 Gluvandia is that something. 696 00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:03,194 I will be that something for you, Miss Fisher. 697 00:29:03,195 --> 00:29:06,280 I will be that something. 698 00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:07,704 Oh. 699 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:13,663 Remember when we got hosed 56 to 20 700 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,289 against those pricks from Evanston? 701 00:29:16,683 --> 00:29:19,168 Their center was going to town on your ass, Kev, 702 00:29:19,169 --> 00:29:20,837 until Kenny took out the guy's knee. 703 00:29:20,838 --> 00:29:23,631 Yeah, Kenny was a real hero. 704 00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:25,800 - To Kenny. - To Kenny. 705 00:29:29,304 --> 00:29:31,014 Kenny was great. 706 00:29:33,203 --> 00:29:35,977 Hey, what was it about Kenny that Coach liked so much? 707 00:29:36,873 --> 00:29:39,021 Was it his compact frame, 708 00:29:39,022 --> 00:29:40,648 the way his butt stretched the cloth out 709 00:29:40,649 --> 00:29:42,024 in those tiny little shorts? 710 00:29:42,025 --> 00:29:44,819 I don't think it was anything in particular. 711 00:29:45,454 --> 00:29:48,113 What Coach did to Kenny, he did to every one of us. 712 00:29:48,114 --> 00:29:49,574 We're a team. 713 00:29:49,575 --> 00:29:50,658 We should have been there for each other. 714 00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:52,660 If we had, maybe Kenny'd still be around. 715 00:29:52,661 --> 00:29:55,329 Hey, man, it's not too late. 716 00:29:55,330 --> 00:29:57,498 If we talk about what Coach did to us, 717 00:29:57,499 --> 00:29:59,975 maybe the rest of us won't feel so suicidal. 718 00:30:06,175 --> 00:30:07,258 Fuck it. 719 00:30:08,145 --> 00:30:10,317 He blew me, twice, 720 00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:13,598 after the games at Oak Lawn and Roseland. 721 00:30:13,599 --> 00:30:17,916 Said it was a reward for my MVP performance. 722 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:20,642 Wow. 723 00:30:20,643 --> 00:30:23,300 He gave me a rimjob in the showers up in Lakeview. 724 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,111 He made me fist him once, up to the elbow. 725 00:30:27,112 --> 00:30:28,863 Jesus. 726 00:30:28,864 --> 00:30:30,532 Never got that watch back. 727 00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:33,452 Old Swatch I found on the bus. 728 00:30:36,371 --> 00:30:37,998 Kev? 729 00:30:41,168 --> 00:30:43,587 Well, he... 730 00:30:45,741 --> 00:30:47,548 I can't. I'm not ready to talk about it. 731 00:30:47,549 --> 00:30:49,295 No, it's okay, Kev. 732 00:30:49,296 --> 00:30:50,481 Look, we're here when you're ready. 733 00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:52,254 Guys, bring it in. Come on, team hug. 734 00:30:52,255 --> 00:30:53,930 - Come on. - Come on, Kev. 735 00:30:53,931 --> 00:30:55,468 This is growth. This is how we grow. 736 00:30:55,469 --> 00:30:56,724 It's all part of the healing. 737 00:30:56,725 --> 00:30:57,851 I got you, brother. 738 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,328 Is your name really Jolene? 739 00:31:07,329 --> 00:31:10,112 I'm wearing two sets of Spanx to fit in this uniform. 740 00:31:10,113 --> 00:31:11,824 My name is Yolanda. 741 00:31:14,243 --> 00:31:15,828 All right, stop here. 742 00:31:22,999 --> 00:31:25,127 - Emergency. - Hi, 911? 743 00:31:25,128 --> 00:31:28,376 I was driving past that big homeless camp on Stiver. 744 00:31:28,377 --> 00:31:31,133 There's this young woman, looks like she's having a seizure. 745 00:31:31,134 --> 00:31:32,343 I hope it's not too late. 746 00:31:32,344 --> 00:31:33,594 What's going on? 747 00:31:33,595 --> 00:31:34,776 This is 911. 748 00:31:34,777 --> 00:31:36,430 We've got a woman seizing at a homeless camp 749 00:31:36,431 --> 00:31:38,516 under the 90 and Stiver. 750 00:31:38,517 --> 00:31:39,517 Any ambulances in the area? 751 00:31:39,518 --> 00:31:41,022 This is Emergevac. 752 00:31:41,023 --> 00:31:43,222 We're a block away. We'll take it. 753 00:31:44,189 --> 00:31:44,981 Game time, kiddos. 754 00:31:44,982 --> 00:31:46,858 The ambulance is here. 755 00:31:46,859 --> 00:31:49,116 Not you, Sparky. You're in training. 756 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:50,486 I've done this before. 757 00:31:50,487 --> 00:31:52,947 Oh, we got some nuances. 758 00:31:56,201 --> 00:31:57,995 Have a seat. Relax. 759 00:31:59,621 --> 00:32:01,540 Get this fib going. 760 00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:13,968 All right, hop to, Kibble, Weiss Memorial. 761 00:32:13,969 --> 00:32:15,673 Isn't Provident closer? 762 00:32:15,674 --> 00:32:16,971 We get paid by the mile. 763 00:32:19,975 --> 00:32:21,684 Uh, what? 764 00:32:26,305 --> 00:32:27,815 There you go, honey. 765 00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:29,806 - You still on your parents' insurance? - Yep. 766 00:32:29,807 --> 00:32:31,406 Okay, let's initiate seizure protocol. 767 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:32,509 Let's get a mask on her. 768 00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:35,489 I... uh, I ain't getting involved in insurance fraud. 769 00:32:35,490 --> 00:32:36,991 425 liter. 770 00:32:36,992 --> 00:32:38,284 Defib her. 771 00:32:38,285 --> 00:32:40,289 No, no, have Sparky do it. 772 00:32:42,039 --> 00:32:43,289 Get the fuck out of here. 773 00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:44,832 Don't fuck with me, kid. 774 00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:45,833 - Clear. - Clear. 775 00:32:47,169 --> 00:32:48,544 - She breathing? - Sure. 776 00:32:48,545 --> 00:32:49,337 Let's give her a King Supraglottic 777 00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:50,594 and shoot her up with some benzo. 778 00:32:50,595 --> 00:32:52,048 Oxy or Vicodin this time, honey? 779 00:32:52,049 --> 00:32:53,638 Vicodin, please. 780 00:32:55,135 --> 00:32:56,510 Does she need an emergency abortion? 781 00:32:56,511 --> 00:32:59,055 - Looks like it. - I think she does. 782 00:33:01,683 --> 00:33:03,351 You will die. 783 00:33:04,686 --> 00:33:06,145 Do you understand that? 784 00:33:07,439 --> 00:33:10,441 But if you don't eat, you will die, 785 00:33:10,442 --> 00:33:13,110 and then Lip will kill me. 786 00:33:13,111 --> 00:33:15,029 You okay with that? 787 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,405 Right, because you hate me. 788 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,952 Why do you hate me? 789 00:33:20,953 --> 00:33:23,246 Huh? Shh. 790 00:33:24,507 --> 00:33:27,375 Contemplating infanticide. Go away. 791 00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:28,709 I can help you. 792 00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:33,757 My schedule's pretty clear today. 793 00:33:36,426 --> 00:33:38,265 Lip send you? 794 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:41,389 What? No, I just came to pick up a... 795 00:33:42,808 --> 00:33:43,976 Yeah, Lip sent me. 796 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:47,192 Thanks, but we're fine. 797 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:49,146 Yeah, I told him it was a shitty idea to send a woman 798 00:33:49,147 --> 00:33:52,509 to give unsolicited parenting advice to another woman. 799 00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:54,860 It isn't exactly great for anyone's self-esteem. 800 00:33:54,861 --> 00:33:56,063 I'll hit the road. 801 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,249 Hey. 802 00:34:04,558 --> 00:34:07,237 Maybe you could help me get Fred to latch. 803 00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:09,913 Yeah. 804 00:34:12,858 --> 00:34:13,754 Go. 805 00:34:19,428 --> 00:34:22,263 You owe me. 806 00:34:22,264 --> 00:34:25,099 Got a house full of pork tamales with your name on 'em. 807 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,018 I'm still Muslim, Debs. 808 00:34:33,775 --> 00:34:35,192 You in place? 809 00:34:35,193 --> 00:34:37,111 The eagle has landed, bitch. 810 00:34:44,745 --> 00:34:45,619 Looks like it's go time. 811 00:34:53,128 --> 00:34:54,962 What the? Hey! 812 00:34:54,963 --> 00:34:56,505 That's my car! 813 00:34:56,506 --> 00:34:57,840 Hey! 814 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,885 Hey, Pepa. 815 00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:07,231 Really? 816 00:35:53,459 --> 00:35:54,606 Thank you! 817 00:36:39,067 --> 00:36:40,985 Ow, my back! 818 00:36:40,986 --> 00:36:43,821 Ow, what, are you crazy? 819 00:36:45,407 --> 00:36:47,413 You've been served, bitch! 820 00:36:53,846 --> 00:36:56,250 As a psychiatrist, I cannot express enough 821 00:36:56,251 --> 00:36:59,336 how much psychological damage we will inflict 822 00:36:59,337 --> 00:37:01,046 on these two siblings if we separate them. 823 00:37:01,047 --> 00:37:03,257 If you're so worried about scarring these kids, 824 00:37:03,258 --> 00:37:05,946 maybe you shouldn't be talking like this in front of them. 825 00:37:12,267 --> 00:37:13,934 What's going on? 826 00:37:13,935 --> 00:37:15,478 I'll explain later. 827 00:37:15,479 --> 00:37:18,272 Figure out which one of these is the best one. 828 00:37:18,273 --> 00:37:19,482 Uh... 829 00:37:19,483 --> 00:37:21,775 Randy, need to talk to you. 830 00:37:21,776 --> 00:37:23,277 - What are we doing? - Frank's got a plan. 831 00:37:23,278 --> 00:37:24,612 But you trust him? 832 00:37:24,613 --> 00:37:25,872 When Frank's running a scam, 833 00:37:25,873 --> 00:37:27,615 ain't nobody better to trust. 834 00:37:27,616 --> 00:37:29,950 Oh. 835 00:37:29,951 --> 00:37:30,993 Hey, take a boob out. 836 00:37:30,994 --> 00:37:31,827 Uh, why? 837 00:37:31,828 --> 00:37:34,121 Babies are always hungry. 838 00:37:34,122 --> 00:37:35,206 When they see your boob out, 839 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:36,540 they'll crawl across the floor to it. 840 00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,042 First one to make it to it, we keep. 841 00:37:38,043 --> 00:37:39,460 Qué pendejo. 842 00:37:39,461 --> 00:37:41,795 Babies can't see worth shit, 843 00:37:41,796 --> 00:37:43,797 but they can sniff out breast milk a mile away. 844 00:37:43,798 --> 00:37:45,350 I thought you were tapping out. 845 00:37:46,468 --> 00:37:48,761 Well, the sooner that we solve this, 846 00:37:48,762 --> 00:37:51,138 then the sooner I can eat in peace. 847 00:37:51,139 --> 00:37:52,389 Neither of us signed up 848 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:54,896 to be the father of Ingrid's babies without her, 849 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:58,435 so if we each keep one, we're both a little screwed 850 00:37:58,436 --> 00:38:01,565 as opposed to one of us being massively screwed, 851 00:38:01,566 --> 00:38:03,651 and neither of us is ready to let go 852 00:38:03,652 --> 00:38:05,694 of Ingrid forever, right? 853 00:38:05,695 --> 00:38:07,821 Don't those babies remind you of her, 854 00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:11,283 spark of crazy in their eyes? 855 00:38:11,284 --> 00:38:12,969 They are exuberant little bastards. 856 00:38:12,970 --> 00:38:15,538 So we both hold onto the joy 857 00:38:15,539 --> 00:38:18,749 of having at least a bit of Ingrid in our lives 858 00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:22,711 in the form of a single little baby, 859 00:38:22,712 --> 00:38:25,297 one baby each, 860 00:38:25,298 --> 00:38:27,174 one. 861 00:38:27,175 --> 00:38:29,343 And depending how this all goes, 862 00:38:29,344 --> 00:38:31,095 maybe I'll come find you for the other one. 863 00:38:31,096 --> 00:38:32,346 How what goes? 864 00:38:32,347 --> 00:38:35,264 So what do ya think, share the joy? 865 00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:37,227 I... I don't know. 866 00:38:38,395 --> 00:38:40,187 Great, we'll take this one. 867 00:38:47,308 --> 00:38:50,447 Looks like my work here is done. 868 00:38:50,448 --> 00:38:52,700 Wait, no, no, what if my nipple slips back out? 869 00:38:52,701 --> 00:38:54,201 Then slip it back in. 870 00:38:54,202 --> 00:38:55,995 He knows how to take it now. 871 00:38:55,996 --> 00:38:58,415 It's just as much of a learning curve for him as it is for you. 872 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:02,726 Look, when I had my first kid, 873 00:39:03,461 --> 00:39:05,546 I made every mistake you could make. 874 00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:07,704 Yeah? 875 00:39:08,717 --> 00:39:10,598 And does he hate you for it? 876 00:39:11,303 --> 00:39:12,803 All my kids hate me, 877 00:39:12,804 --> 00:39:14,179 but they don't have to like me. 878 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:15,389 I just have to keep 'em alive 879 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:16,980 until they can take care of themselves. 880 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,769 Hey. 881 00:39:21,187 --> 00:39:22,986 - Why'd you do it? - What? 882 00:39:23,684 --> 00:39:24,982 If you thought it was a bad idea 883 00:39:24,983 --> 00:39:27,423 to give another woman unsolicited parenting advice, 884 00:39:27,424 --> 00:39:28,739 why'd you do it? 885 00:39:29,225 --> 00:39:30,655 Because Lip asked me to. 886 00:39:33,908 --> 00:39:35,736 And not a day goes by 887 00:39:35,737 --> 00:39:37,995 that I don't look at my memaw's photo... 888 00:39:39,267 --> 00:39:44,710 And say to myself, "Gluvandia, V. 889 00:39:44,711 --> 00:39:46,463 Gluvandia." 890 00:39:49,382 --> 00:39:52,051 Wow. 891 00:39:52,052 --> 00:39:53,832 That was some primo bullshit. 892 00:39:54,688 --> 00:39:57,691 No, it's okay. I like your style. 893 00:39:58,892 --> 00:40:00,518 I'll prescribe your drug. 894 00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:03,684 Okay. 895 00:40:04,439 --> 00:40:06,482 Pleasure doing business with you. 896 00:40:06,483 --> 00:40:09,568 Oh, hell, I got so carried away weeping up a river 897 00:40:09,569 --> 00:40:11,690 that I missed my meeting with Dr. Robinson. 898 00:40:11,691 --> 00:40:13,113 Dr. George Robinson? 899 00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:14,239 You know him? 900 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,367 Girl, it is a small community 901 00:40:16,368 --> 00:40:18,369 of black doctors in this town, 902 00:40:18,370 --> 00:40:20,300 and I've slept with most of 'em. 903 00:40:20,301 --> 00:40:22,581 George is coming to my place this weekend for a cookout. 904 00:40:22,582 --> 00:40:24,750 A ton of black doctors will be there. Come. 905 00:40:24,751 --> 00:40:26,674 It'll be good for business. 906 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:29,907 Miss Brenda, are you inviting me to the cookout? 907 00:40:29,908 --> 00:40:33,467 Miss V, I am inviting you to the cookout. 908 00:40:35,845 --> 00:40:36,970 Where you want it? 909 00:40:36,971 --> 00:40:38,097 Those can go in the corner. 910 00:40:38,098 --> 00:40:39,584 Those can go right there. 911 00:40:39,585 --> 00:40:41,583 Gotcha. 912 00:40:41,584 --> 00:40:43,581 Barbecue, follow me. 913 00:40:47,023 --> 00:40:48,565 - Right there. - All right. 914 00:40:48,566 --> 00:40:49,779 So what are we doing with this baby? 915 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,193 We aren't doing anything. 916 00:40:51,194 --> 00:40:52,937 I'm finding it a loving home. 917 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:56,520 "How to sell your baby on the black market"? 918 00:40:56,521 --> 00:40:57,859 You're selling this baby? 919 00:40:57,860 --> 00:40:59,646 I'm providing a service. 920 00:40:59,647 --> 00:41:01,495 I have several deserving couples lined up 921 00:41:01,496 --> 00:41:04,957 who don't qualify to adopt through normal channels. 922 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:07,292 I'm fulfilling a dream. 923 00:41:07,293 --> 00:41:09,169 I'm a dream fulfiller. 924 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:10,838 How much? 925 00:41:10,839 --> 00:41:13,507 All indicators point upwards of 25 grand. 926 00:41:13,508 --> 00:41:14,508 Wait, that was my sperm, 927 00:41:14,509 --> 00:41:17,720 which you procured under false pretenses. 928 00:41:17,721 --> 00:41:19,012 I want 50 percent, 929 00:41:19,013 --> 00:41:20,745 plus an extra 20 for pain and suffering. 930 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:21,849 Carl. 931 00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:23,419 I'll give you 30 and 15. 932 00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:25,144 40 and 5. 933 00:41:25,145 --> 00:41:26,520 That's the same thing. 934 00:41:26,521 --> 00:41:28,188 Done, and if this goes well, 935 00:41:28,189 --> 00:41:30,315 we'll go back to Randy for the other baby. 936 00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:31,316 Deal. 937 00:41:37,824 --> 00:41:39,755 Hey. 938 00:41:39,756 --> 00:41:41,535 Not a bad first day, Sparky. 939 00:41:41,536 --> 00:41:43,287 Yeah, it was great. 940 00:41:43,288 --> 00:41:44,872 Hey, uh, listen, 941 00:41:44,873 --> 00:41:47,296 I'm gonna talk to Paula about getting a new job. 942 00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:50,461 You know, I appreciate whatever it is you're doing here, 943 00:41:50,462 --> 00:41:52,368 but I just got out of prison. 944 00:41:52,369 --> 00:41:54,882 I wanna fly under the radar, keep my nose clean, you know? 945 00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:56,593 - Mm-hmm. - Have a seat. 946 00:41:58,051 --> 00:41:59,970 See Kibble out there? 947 00:41:59,971 --> 00:42:01,472 Paula's his PO too. 948 00:42:01,473 --> 00:42:03,348 He asked for a new job once. 949 00:42:03,349 --> 00:42:04,892 Was five years ago. 950 00:42:04,893 --> 00:42:06,894 He's been here for five years? 951 00:42:06,895 --> 00:42:08,395 Jolene's been here for seven, 952 00:42:08,396 --> 00:42:10,022 minus a two-year stint that Paula got her 953 00:42:10,023 --> 00:42:12,047 thrown back in prison for threatening to report us. 954 00:42:12,048 --> 00:42:13,567 Both of 'em would've been outta here in two 955 00:42:13,568 --> 00:42:15,360 if they hadn't pissed her off. 956 00:42:15,361 --> 00:42:17,613 What'd you get put away for? 957 00:42:17,614 --> 00:42:18,732 Blew up a van. 958 00:42:18,733 --> 00:42:21,878 Class 2 felony, early release, what, two years parole? 959 00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:23,955 - Yeah. - So ride it out. 960 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,246 We bilk these corporate fucks, 961 00:42:26,247 --> 00:42:27,456 Paula gets her kickbacks, 962 00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:28,908 you're done when your parole is up, 963 00:42:28,909 --> 00:42:30,269 and we move on to the next Sparky. 964 00:42:32,754 --> 00:42:33,883 Two years, huh? 965 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,340 Easy-peasy... 966 00:42:37,338 --> 00:42:39,632 If you don't piss her off. 967 00:42:48,436 --> 00:42:49,686 What's going on here? 968 00:42:49,687 --> 00:42:51,829 Decorating for Ian's party. 969 00:42:51,830 --> 00:42:53,607 Perfect. 970 00:42:53,608 --> 00:42:55,859 Easiest 60 bucks I've ever made. 971 00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:57,444 Slayers or Roosters? 972 00:42:57,445 --> 00:42:59,446 Uh, Slayers, I guess. 973 00:42:59,447 --> 00:43:00,447 Thanks. 974 00:43:00,448 --> 00:43:01,532 Shoe size? 975 00:43:01,533 --> 00:43:03,116 Whatever I can steal from Walmart. 976 00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:04,267 - Tami upstairs? - Yeah. 977 00:43:04,268 --> 00:43:05,269 Thanks, man. 978 00:43:06,746 --> 00:43:08,206 Wait, wait, wait. 979 00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:12,334 Hey. 980 00:43:12,335 --> 00:43:13,863 Hey, you're doing it. 981 00:43:14,963 --> 00:43:17,130 I told you not to send help. 982 00:43:17,131 --> 00:43:19,299 Our baby hadn't eaten, Tami. 983 00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:20,634 I don't know what you want me to do. 984 00:43:20,635 --> 00:43:22,719 Fuck you, Lip. 985 00:43:27,684 --> 00:43:28,855 See that right there? 986 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:30,978 Right there, that's your daddy. 987 00:43:30,979 --> 00:43:32,062 You see that? 988 00:43:33,849 --> 00:43:35,363 Hey, let me ask you something. 989 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:38,825 If you were... Would you... 990 00:43:39,946 --> 00:43:41,697 Nah, you're probably not the right people to ask. 991 00:43:42,782 --> 00:43:44,032 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 992 00:43:44,033 --> 00:43:45,659 Hi, my babies. 993 00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:47,898 Hello. Hi. 994 00:43:47,899 --> 00:43:50,163 Why don't you go upstairs and get ready for a nap? 995 00:43:50,164 --> 00:43:52,917 Daddy and I are gonna sit and talk for a minute. 996 00:43:53,769 --> 00:43:57,189 I was invited to the cookout. 997 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,383 I had to kill off a ton of family members, 998 00:44:01,384 --> 00:44:03,510 but I got commitments from every doctor I met, 999 00:44:03,511 --> 00:44:06,972 and I'm meeting more this weekend. 1000 00:44:06,973 --> 00:44:08,985 That's great. 1001 00:44:08,986 --> 00:44:11,097 I am so happy for you, babe. 1002 00:44:11,832 --> 00:44:12,932 What's up, babe? 1003 00:44:14,355 --> 00:44:15,940 Coach didn't love me, V. 1004 00:44:17,025 --> 00:44:20,249 He molested every single one of these kids but me... 1005 00:44:21,696 --> 00:44:22,952 Even Dirk, 1006 00:44:23,531 --> 00:44:25,782 with his beaver teeth and his squishy ass. 1007 00:44:25,783 --> 00:44:27,034 His beaver teeth stuck straight down. 1008 00:44:27,035 --> 00:44:28,249 He couldn't even close his mouth. 1009 00:44:29,370 --> 00:44:33,498 Kev, being molested is not the same thing as being loved. 1010 00:44:33,499 --> 00:44:34,732 Yeah, I know. 1011 00:44:34,733 --> 00:44:37,711 I know that being a kid was tough on you, 1012 00:44:37,712 --> 00:44:39,814 but you're loved now. 1013 00:44:40,828 --> 00:44:42,275 The girls love you. 1014 00:44:43,301 --> 00:44:45,225 And there is a vivacious, 1015 00:44:45,226 --> 00:44:47,465 successful pharmaceutical entrepreneur 1016 00:44:47,466 --> 00:44:49,222 that is going to love you 1017 00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:52,142 in ways that's gon' blow your mind. 1018 00:44:52,143 --> 00:44:53,845 Is that you? 1019 00:44:53,846 --> 00:44:54,978 Yeah, baby, that's me. 1020 00:44:57,982 --> 00:44:59,733 Mmm. 1021 00:44:59,734 --> 00:45:00,860 Oh. 1022 00:45:07,811 --> 00:45:09,117 Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher. 1023 00:45:09,118 --> 00:45:11,244 We spoke online. 1024 00:45:13,998 --> 00:45:15,374 You think she's gonna want to settle? 1025 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:17,033 The only reason she'd call a meeting like this 1026 00:45:17,034 --> 00:45:19,002 is if she didn't want to go to court, so... 1027 00:45:19,003 --> 00:45:20,545 You won, Debbie. 1028 00:45:20,546 --> 00:45:22,152 Patti knows how this game is played. 1029 00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:24,114 Now that we're closing the deal, 1030 00:45:24,115 --> 00:45:25,607 we need to discuss payment. 1031 00:45:25,608 --> 00:45:27,219 Payment? 1032 00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:29,012 You thought this was pro bono? 1033 00:45:29,013 --> 00:45:32,026 I guess I didn't really think about it. 1034 00:45:32,027 --> 00:45:34,685 But, I mean, I'm about to run into some cash, right? 1035 00:45:34,686 --> 00:45:35,811 Damn straight. 1036 00:45:35,812 --> 00:45:38,063 So a lawyer would typically cost 1037 00:45:38,064 --> 00:45:40,315 between 200 and 400 an hour. 1038 00:45:40,316 --> 00:45:41,608 Dollars? 1039 00:45:41,609 --> 00:45:42,985 But since I'm not technically a lawyer, 1040 00:45:42,986 --> 00:45:44,277 - I, uh... - What? 1041 00:45:44,278 --> 00:45:46,613 I highly recommend the online program 1042 00:45:46,614 --> 00:45:48,115 at South Side Community College. 1043 00:45:48,116 --> 00:45:49,366 The classes are great. 1044 00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:51,031 She passed most of them. 1045 00:45:51,032 --> 00:45:52,452 You're not a lawyer. 1046 00:45:52,453 --> 00:45:53,476 Don't worry. 1047 00:45:53,477 --> 00:45:54,871 Never lost a case. 1048 00:45:54,872 --> 00:45:56,832 How many cases have you done? 1049 00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:57,833 How many kids have you had? 1050 00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:59,501 - Six. - Six. 1051 00:45:59,502 --> 00:46:02,704 - Hi, Pepa. - Debbie. 1052 00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:09,136 Who are they? 1053 00:46:09,137 --> 00:46:10,762 My judge advocates general. 1054 00:46:10,763 --> 00:46:12,597 What are judge advocates general? 1055 00:46:12,598 --> 00:46:13,807 Military lawyers. 1056 00:46:13,808 --> 00:46:15,393 Like real lawyers? 1057 00:46:16,936 --> 00:46:18,274 What's this? 1058 00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:19,813 An agreement. 1059 00:46:19,814 --> 00:46:22,315 Since Derek listed the beneficiary 1060 00:46:22,316 --> 00:46:26,862 of his death benefit as his wife and children, 1061 00:46:26,863 --> 00:46:30,288 and Franny is technically one of his three children, 1062 00:46:31,409 --> 00:46:33,326 I'm willing to give you one third of the benefit. 1063 00:46:33,327 --> 00:46:35,203 - Hey. - See, girl? 1064 00:46:35,204 --> 00:46:36,831 In return... 1065 00:46:38,778 --> 00:46:40,834 I want full custody of Franny. 1066 00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:42,419 What? 1067 00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:43,558 Think about it, honey. 1068 00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:49,825 _ 1069 00:46:50,198 --> 00:46:52,291 _ 1070 00:46:52,627 --> 00:46:55,930 _ 1071 00:46:56,642 --> 00:46:58,101 It's... it's fine. 1072 00:46:58,102 --> 00:46:59,643 It's not the first one I've ever had. 1073 00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:03,045 I'll see you in a couple days. 1074 00:47:04,437 --> 00:47:05,437 Bye. 1075 00:47:07,403 --> 00:47:08,698 That was, uh, my... 1076 00:47:08,699 --> 00:47:10,451 It's none of my business. 1077 00:47:16,079 --> 00:47:17,496 What? 1078 00:47:17,497 --> 00:47:19,331 Look, not that I care either way, 1079 00:47:19,332 --> 00:47:21,708 but if you gave Carl an STD, you should tell him. 1080 00:47:21,709 --> 00:47:24,054 Why, so he doesn't give it to you? 1081 00:47:25,490 --> 00:47:28,688 No, because he's a good guy and it's the right thing to do. 1082 00:47:37,507 --> 00:47:39,120 - Hey. - Hey. 1083 00:47:39,804 --> 00:47:43,402 So you know how I probably gave you strep? 1084 00:47:44,398 --> 00:47:46,566 You mean the syph, right? 1085 00:47:46,567 --> 00:47:48,126 You knew? 1086 00:47:48,127 --> 00:47:50,153 Cassie Chambers gave me syph in the fifth grade 1087 00:47:50,154 --> 00:47:51,697 and said it was strep. 1088 00:47:55,139 --> 00:47:56,837 So you're sleeping with Mitch? 1089 00:47:58,506 --> 00:47:59,765 Yeah. 1090 00:48:00,498 --> 00:48:02,664 - Are you sleeping with Anne? - No. 1091 00:48:02,665 --> 00:48:04,960 - But you want to, don't you? - Yeah. 1092 00:48:07,922 --> 00:48:10,048 Does this mean we're breaking up? 1093 00:48:10,049 --> 00:48:11,341 I don't know. 1094 00:48:11,342 --> 00:48:13,590 I mean, do we have to figure this out right now? 1095 00:48:14,887 --> 00:48:16,304 Guess not. 1096 00:48:16,305 --> 00:48:18,140 Does that mean I can sleep with Anne? 1097 00:48:18,141 --> 00:48:20,267 Well, wait till your syph clears up. 1098 00:48:20,268 --> 00:48:21,977 I think it's Ian. 1099 00:48:21,978 --> 00:48:23,854 Come on, come on, come on, go, go, go! 1100 00:48:23,855 --> 00:48:25,565 Está aquí. Está aquí. 1101 00:48:27,275 --> 00:48:30,777 Surprise! 1102 00:48:30,778 --> 00:48:32,779 Franny's stepmom is filing for custody. 1103 00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:33,947 - Oh. - Wait, Debs. 1104 00:48:33,948 --> 00:48:35,158 What? What happened? What do you mean? 1105 00:48:35,159 --> 00:48:36,658 She's just... 1106 00:48:36,659 --> 00:48:37,701 Guys, come on, come on, he's here. 1107 00:48:37,702 --> 00:48:39,119 He's actually coming. Come on, come on. 1108 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,120 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 1109 00:48:41,372 --> 00:48:44,374 Surprise! 1110 00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:46,369 Why does it look like SportsCenter threw up in here? 1111 00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:47,752 What the fuck, man? 1112 00:48:47,753 --> 00:48:48,856 What kind of decorations is this? 1113 00:48:48,857 --> 00:48:50,297 Who decided this was the theme? 1114 00:48:50,298 --> 00:48:51,506 Call yourself a fucking party planner. 1115 00:48:51,507 --> 00:48:52,507 So welcome home. 1116 00:48:52,508 --> 00:48:53,675 Sorry, I'm sorry. 1117 00:48:53,676 --> 00:48:55,177 What's wrong with you? 1118 00:48:55,178 --> 00:48:56,804 - What happened? - Hey. 1119 00:48:57,638 --> 00:48:59,806 We got a family scrimmage here? 'Cause I'm on Liam's team. 1120 00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:05,788 Welcome, welcome! 1121 00:49:10,943 --> 00:49:12,628 Come here. 1122 00:49:15,823 --> 00:49:17,533 - Hey. - Hey. 1123 00:49:18,743 --> 00:49:20,160 How'd it go with the parole officer? 1124 00:49:20,161 --> 00:49:21,402 Oh, a total shitshow. 1125 00:49:21,403 --> 00:49:23,164 Yeah? 1126 00:49:23,165 --> 00:49:24,736 Ah, I think I can handle it. 1127 00:49:26,292 --> 00:49:27,250 Is Tami upstairs? 1128 00:49:27,251 --> 00:49:30,212 Yeah, yeah, I went to go check on her again, 1129 00:49:30,213 --> 00:49:31,671 but she started throwing shit, so... 1130 00:49:31,672 --> 00:49:33,173 - Oh. - Thought I'd give it a minute. 1131 00:49:35,468 --> 00:49:37,010 You think it's genetic, 1132 00:49:37,011 --> 00:49:39,846 us falling in love with crazy people? 1133 00:49:39,847 --> 00:49:43,424 Frank and Monica. Me and Mickey. 1134 00:49:43,425 --> 00:49:44,601 Me and Karen. 1135 00:49:44,602 --> 00:49:45,985 Me and Mandy. 1136 00:49:45,986 --> 00:49:47,270 Oh, yeah. 1137 00:49:47,271 --> 00:49:49,356 You know, I think Tami's probably 1138 00:49:49,357 --> 00:49:51,609 the least crazy out of all of 'em. 1139 00:49:53,736 --> 00:49:55,030 You gonna marry her? 1140 00:49:55,797 --> 00:49:57,031 I don't know. 1141 00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:02,080 You gonna marry Mickey? 1142 00:50:02,081 --> 00:50:03,291 Fuck no. 1143 00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:10,377 You do me a favor? 1144 00:50:10,378 --> 00:50:11,127 - Mm-hmm. - Destroy this. 1145 00:50:11,128 --> 00:50:12,629 Hmm. 1146 00:50:12,630 --> 00:50:15,174 - I'll see you. - Yep. 1147 00:50:23,599 --> 00:50:25,767 Hey, Debs. 1148 00:50:25,768 --> 00:50:27,894 Uh, think I screwed up 1149 00:50:27,895 --> 00:50:29,688 telling Sarah to go talk to Tami. 1150 00:50:29,689 --> 00:50:33,066 1,000 percent. 1151 00:50:33,067 --> 00:50:36,028 Yeah. Fuck. 1152 00:50:38,197 --> 00:50:40,616 You know we're not gonna let anyone take her, right? 1153 00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:46,992 Hi, Franny. 1154 00:50:55,548 --> 00:50:58,091 - Hey. - Hey. 1155 00:50:58,092 --> 00:50:59,718 What happened? 1156 00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,684 Fred barfed on my bandage. 1157 00:51:04,223 --> 00:51:05,891 Here, you need some help? 1158 00:51:06,892 --> 00:51:10,270 Yeah, sure, why don't you call Sarah 1159 00:51:10,271 --> 00:51:11,848 and see if she can come over 1160 00:51:11,849 --> 00:51:13,607 and, like, rip out my stitches or something? 1161 00:51:15,174 --> 00:51:16,351 Is that a yes? 1162 00:51:17,528 --> 00:51:19,363 Yeah, sure. 1163 00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:28,418 - Here, let me hold him. - No. 1164 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,874 I'm holding him. 1165 00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:32,709 Ah. 1166 00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:35,378 Can you just... 1167 00:51:35,379 --> 00:51:37,595 Rip off this old bandage and slap on a new one? 1168 00:51:37,596 --> 00:51:38,923 Sure, yeah, sure, sure. 1169 00:51:42,178 --> 00:51:44,137 Ah. 1170 00:51:48,351 --> 00:51:50,061 Okay. 1171 00:51:57,751 --> 00:51:59,904 It's hot, right? 1172 00:52:02,406 --> 00:52:03,722 Do I need, um... 1173 00:52:03,723 --> 00:52:05,533 Ah, yeah, peroxide. 1174 00:52:11,449 --> 00:52:13,496 I'm sorry I sent Sarah over. 1175 00:52:15,669 --> 00:52:17,760 I... I heard you on the phone with Cami, 1176 00:52:18,876 --> 00:52:20,346 and I thought you needed help. 1177 00:52:22,926 --> 00:52:26,335 It's not about me needing help or not needing help. 1178 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:30,475 It's about my baby liking me or not liking me, and... 1179 00:52:30,476 --> 00:52:33,601 Clearly, he fucking hates me. 1180 00:52:34,487 --> 00:52:36,427 He doesn't hate you, Tami. 1181 00:52:37,233 --> 00:52:40,728 He literally rejected me all day. 1182 00:52:41,987 --> 00:52:44,271 And then Sarah showed up, and within minutes, 1183 00:52:44,272 --> 00:52:47,367 he's sucking on my tit, peaceful as a sleeping puppy, 1184 00:52:47,368 --> 00:52:48,869 you know, because he likes her. 1185 00:52:50,275 --> 00:52:51,913 While I was in the hospital 1186 00:52:51,914 --> 00:52:53,706 having my guts stitched back into me, 1187 00:52:53,707 --> 00:52:56,052 he was bonding with his father and another woman. 1188 00:52:57,671 --> 00:53:01,047 He'll bond with you, all right? 1189 00:53:01,048 --> 00:53:02,676 Just give it time. 1190 00:53:02,677 --> 00:53:04,968 You bond with Frank yet? 1191 00:53:07,721 --> 00:53:09,470 I never bonded with my mother, 1192 00:53:09,471 --> 00:53:11,058 and then she died of cancer. 1193 00:53:12,852 --> 00:53:14,881 I just... I don't wanna die on this kid 1194 00:53:15,813 --> 00:53:18,143 and have him feel like he never even had a mom at all. 1195 00:53:19,817 --> 00:53:21,035 Ointment. 1196 00:53:31,402 --> 00:53:32,843 Look... 1197 00:53:33,356 --> 00:53:36,665 you almost died giving birth to this kid. 1198 00:53:37,502 --> 00:53:40,234 He's tied to you forever. 1199 00:53:41,421 --> 00:53:42,939 Almost dying was easy. 1200 00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:44,341 No. 1201 00:53:46,201 --> 00:53:47,599 He owes you. 1202 00:53:48,915 --> 00:53:50,583 I'll make sure he knows that. 1203 00:54:51,325 --> 00:54:54,160 Why, Coach? Why? 1204 00:54:54,161 --> 00:54:56,829 Did you not find me attractive enough? 1205 00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:58,248 Wha... wha... were you... Were you scared 1206 00:54:58,249 --> 00:55:00,792 because I outweighed you by 30 pounds? 1207 00:55:00,793 --> 00:55:02,043 I never touched you 1208 00:55:02,044 --> 00:55:04,604 because I never touched any of you boys. 1209 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,613 I never touched anyone inappropriately 1210 00:55:06,614 --> 00:55:07,710 in my entire life. 1211 00:55:07,711 --> 00:55:09,801 Wait a minute, are you... 1212 00:55:09,802 --> 00:55:11,435 Are you jacking off to me right now? 1213 00:55:12,263 --> 00:55:13,374 No! 1214 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:14,654 Yes! 1215 00:55:14,655 --> 00:55:19,108 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 83639

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