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so

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so

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indications monahan how good good enough

for a ground test

all in that doodle bug

the birds are bored okay i'll take her

down

hope your rock hounds are right i gotta

be back in casablanca tonight

antiques is waiting for me what a

warrant a 45

no with a smile on a 36 24 38.

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look at this

yep that does it hey mike

that doodlebugger there must have shown

something big

did you get a favorable reading barlow

yeah big formation

and a klein structure how far down oh

2500 3 000 feet that's great

what's the matter can't you cook up a

little enthusiasm what's too hot for

enthusiasm captain

that's a small way to cool off strictly

scientific because an equalizer makes it

just as hot inside as out so you don't

notice either

aren't you over equalizing a little

when it interferes with my job let me

know don't mind sid skipper

he can always invent an occasion you

should have seen the night after he hit

that field over in iran for asia oil

how does our reading compare with that

well this is good if not better as far

as instruments can tell

see if you can get gus sanderson on the

air hurry that fuel pump along jim

engine trouble mabel's got a little

heart condition that's all

that's all what about the other engine

becky she's in pretty good shape for an

old lady

when's this wild cat out they're gonna

get new engines for this old crate

we strike some oil we get some new money

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i'm sold mike what's the exact location

about 20 miles southeast of khalifa

just a minute mike

no dice on that territory anything

within 50 miles of khalifa is strictly

taboo

why i don't know why except that old

sheik and khalifa has got a mat on

against all foreigners something that

happened during the war

sorry mike you better load up in high

tail out of there before you get into

trouble

okay i'll check on that other pick of

ours over by terrazza

keep in touch and good luck over thanks

check in around 6 pm

over and out now he tells us

that's what i call management you're

lucky to be working for us barlow

why i left asia oil for this one horse

outfit i'll never know

i can tell you asia oil at your goal we

all know why

bottled enthusiasm

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lots of luck today how bad there's your

new test location you must be off your

course it doesn't even look like the

same terrain on this map

that isn't terrain you're looking at a

sheet of sand blowing 100 miles an hour

can't you keep above it till it's over

that's sandblast will blow all night

maybe two days

to sirocco

hey mabel take it easy

there she goes mike get sanders in a

casablanca tell them emergency landing

50 miles northeast of terrazzo

t-a-o-c-o plane number two to casablanca

plane number two to casablanca come in

casablanca over

can't get through the static it's a

moving sand friction makes a magnetic

field

there's becky cocking out too yeah

yeah intake's clogging up

go over the wheels mike take a chance of

skiing

cut the switches in gas they're cut

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amazing i should have listened to you

hold on your ass boys

nice ride skipper best on the island

try sanderson again

can't transmitter's dead

receiver seems to be okay though that's

nice we can hear them asking for us

shouldn't we anchor this wreck down he's

anchored

her nose is buried in a sand dune

so we're down for good now what

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break out some grub and listen to the

wind blow

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okay boys that does it at least i know

exactly where we are

perfect fix perfect fix is right

800 miles from casablanca in the center

of a desert the size of the united

states

by now sanderson must be looking for us

yeah all gassed up no place to look

how about sending up a smoke signal

after we spot a plane

this is bandit country kid worse than

arizona apaches

while you're ruining that pancake mix

i'll take a look from the top of the

dune beginning tomorrow we gotta stand

watch for a plane

if you spot a swimming hole give me the

word nothing like a nice dip before

breakfast

jim's kidding on the level we're more

than 100 miles from the nearest

waterhole beginning now this stuff's

rationed

one cup a day per man no washing no tear

coffee cup a day

what'll i use for a chaser gasoline and

i'll owe the match for your cigarette

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hey fellas i'm running

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better get some shovels

the eyes are knee jungfrau

best i can make out of that is a steel

lady that's a lady you better get used

to her she's the only guy you got around

here

what does this mean pb10ak

well that'd be the 10th panzer battalion

africa corps

that doesn't seem right what would a

roma tank be doing this far south of the

battlefront

the storm probably just uncovered that

flag where the arabs would have made

pots and pans out of this long ago

let's open her up and see what kind of a

bill she's got yeah i've never been in a

german tank

might be some souvenirs in there to

liberate

holy smoke it's matter nothing i just

remembered my manners

after you captain sir you start getting

polite something's wrong

souvenirs all right two of them mama

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fired

lieutenant sergeant

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radio equipment

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pinups

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this guy is what the french call a

connoisseur

i mean your mind and his on the same

channel

hear something

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looks like the log book of the steel

lady

want me to translate now he's a german

scholar

it's one of my minor accomplishments we

know you're a major one

go ahead

fiona swansea september 1900

it's dated september 24th 1942

they've been lying here like this all

these years the soraka buried him

the sirocco uncovered him september 42

rama was in full retreat these two

crowds must have pulled out of the

battle and headed south to escape

capture

you make out anymore yeah just about

goes something like this

we are kaput that means finished

out of petrol and water and being buried

alive by a sirocco

my companion unto officer that sergeant

hans kohler is already dead from the

terrible

heat and thirst

and i have but a few minutes left

imagine suffocating in you with that

sand sifting in

before storm would last another day it

might have buried us too

no might about it anymore

yeah i hope and pray that our bones will

never be found

much better that we are believed lost in

battle

than that the shameful truth be known

and may the secret shame of our once

gallant fighting companion the eyes and

the jungfrau

die with us

signed lieutenant hans early 10th panzer

battalion africa corps

secret shame

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what's shameful about losing a battle

maybe

they would desert us or something

now let's tear up some parachutes silk

for shrouds

least we can do is give them a decent

burial

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hey skipper look what i got the

transmitter from the steel lady

uh it's just a short-range battle

intercom like a walkie-talkie we can see

farther that thing will sin

well if the power tube will still

activate maybe i can work out a booster

for the circuit

what range could you get a couple

hundred miles or more

see what you can do that may be a racing

hole

german luger

how to spec a rust on it oh the air

inside the tank was too dry for

corrosion

like the inside of one of those egyptian

tombs yeah so you can clean it up before

the cartridges won't fire after all

these years

you can't tell you're trying yeah

yeah since there's no shells for that

cannon let you and me take a crack at

the steel ladies machine gun

expecting company mike just making work

for the unemployed

ah clean as a new silver dollar nice

going jim anything to make you happy

it doesn't take much to do that

apparently yeah

they used to call me mary mike monahan

listen to you lunkheads this morning we

were sitting ducks for any wearing

bandits that came around

now we'll have a sputtered gun a luger

and my 45. we can give him a pretty good

argument

the battle of fort taoco half a league

half a league half a league onward into

the valley of death

rode the 600. there's not the reason why

there's but to do and die

hey larson how's our recent hole coming

the problem with this transmitter is how

to increase the output of the power tube

by regenerating through an audio

amplifier hooked in with a variable

condenser

you lost me on the first turn keep

working marconi

something coming in on the plane's

receiver one more static

casablanca sanderson party

we're still hoping your fellows can hear

us even if you can't answer

we know you must be down somewhere

you'll search the area where you last

reported

save the juice kid

sanderson ought to be leaving casablanca

some time before daybreak

you start searching over terraza work

along the track of the saraco

you better drain some sludge oil from

one of the engines what for

are you thirsty for a beacon so they can

find us we'll all have to stand watch

i'll take the first one lars and you

follow me evans bottle

that'll give you a chance to sleep off

those night caps you've been sneaking

who's sneaking them

happy watch captain

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kill that light will you

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yes three o'clock in the morning i'm

sorry sid

i'll be through in a minute don't know

when to quit do you

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top side kid you're tricking the dune

sure okay skipper keep watching that

horizon

you can see it playing last sooner you

can hear one yeah i know

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license

you stayed up all night working on that

transmitter gimmick here didn't you yes

sir

i'm sorry but i just couldn't let it

alone why didn't you tell me i'd have

done it two hours for you

i know i should have but i thought i was

all right i feel awful about it

there's nothing the way you're gonna

feel in a few days get down to camp

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sanderson to monahan party sanderson to

monahan party

today we search the region between

khalifa and terahasa

your last recorded destination we picked

up the trail of a violent sirocco

flowing due east

and believe you must have been forced

down somewhere in its path

we will search every mile of it if it

takes us all the way across africa

well what about it mr vice president of

the transafrica oil company

how do you guys want it served hard and

dry or sunny side up on butter toast

i like mine over easy but you're the

cook go ahead dish it out i can take it

if they search daily circles all the way

to the sudan it'll take them about two

weeks

well by that time we'll be like those

mummies we buried yeah and there won't

be anybody around to bury us i know what

you guys are thinking

forget what happened this morning maybe

i can make up for it

oh the steel 80s transmitter oh yeah

yeah a boy wizard of electronics

what about it can you do it or you're

just kidding yourself and us

on paper it works that's all i can tell

till it's wired up and i throw the

switch

skipper skipper yeah

oh you ready maybe

roll out your desert rats zero hour

this had better be good i was just

knocking on macy's door in brooklyn

are you gonna know you're putting out a

signal

this tube lights up we're on the air

well let's know the worst

i guess it's okay try the mic

go ahead it's your party

may day may day calling t-a-o-c-o

at casablanca may day mayday come in

t-a-o-c-o

over

mr sanderson a mayday call on our

wavelength

sanderson at taoco we hear your

of name repeat speak slow and clear

there's a lot of static

we're operating on a makeshift

transmitter

listen carefully our position is

latitude

oh that did it

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i guess i'm a bust all around you mean

she's dead for good kid

yeah that's the only amplifier tube we

had

you can't make one

no i can make anything we need except

that

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well doctor how long have you got to

live now

well figures like this yeah

how does it figure we stay here we can

last about eight or ten days

how drinking up what water we have what

then man nothing

you mean i took a map to figure that out

nope

you said if we stay here what else can

we do

i thought we might drop in on these

legionnaires over at fort dragon drop in

i don't see any wings sprouting on you

yet they aren't due to sprout for about

10 days

then we'll all sprout them only yours

will be bat wings and bright red

yeah i'll be like gunga din squatting on

the coals giving drink to poor damn

souls

stop like gunga then he gave him water

thanks for reminding me

how far are those frenchies 103 miles

airline

and it crosses unsurveyed country no

telling how rough it is

then who you're trying to kid what's

this drop in stuff

jim how much water do you think that

radiator hold

mud radiator steel lady hope you're not

thinking what i think you're thinking

how much about 15 to 20 gallons like any

other heavy duty gas engine

well you got plenty of gas and oil

batteries in the plane are all right

can you take the steel ladies engine

apart and put it back together oh

no are you crazy why that engine will be

gummed up solid with dried out oil

i like that machine gun on the luger you

cleaned then how are you gonna get it

out of the dune well that's the easiest

part clear the sand away and she'll pull

herself out

let's get at it

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hey hi jim fresh from the laundry thanks

now if i can only find out where to put

it in this german jigsaw puzzle

forget anything i don't think so see any

spare parts lying around

nothing but blood sweat and tears i

guess we're ready then

sink or swim swim he says okay

jim here's where we find out whether

you're just a mechanic or a magician

she doesn't start cover her up again

with me

inside that's a promise

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my

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so

and those spark plugs must be dead

corroded inside

how about using some from the plane

different size wrong thread

personally i could go for a good drink

of water it isn't time for the ration

ration how long you gonna keep that gag

up

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what'd you do to it nothing just turn on

the ignition

oh no

it's a desert gym kind of sneaks up on

you like it did on me when i fell asleep

on the dune

grab the sticks and hold it straight

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so

four gallons of liquid gold easy jim

don't spill any

i'd rather spill my blood in my hand

haven't you forgotten something

what one thing that water instead of

community property isn't it

yeah that's right i'd kind of like to

know just how much there is left of it

here's we can figure about 17 gallons

four water bags for the radiator

the rest to see us through the fort

vegans that's just what i thought

so before you waste any on the steel

coffin i'm giving you a chance to change

your mind

just what's on yours barlow only that 12

gallons is all you can have

the other four belong to me he's gone

nuts mike

no he's drunk not drunk enough to get

caught in the desert with no sheller but

an iron oven

no water at all i'll take my chances of

rescue right here

what chance a rescue and just to make

sure that i get my share

i'll take that water bag evans looks

like this is where we came in

if you take that water we all have to

stay here and dry out together the water

bag evans hand it over

hold it jim how do you know that

ammunition's any good

i haven't heard you testing it

keep coming i'll test it on you go ahead

step you've gone crazy there's some cool

stuff

now i'll take your water bottle

well looks like you won that round

we'll play again

from now on when you want to get drunk

talk yourself into it

i will

so

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hey

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so

jim we got company female

more horses maybe but not the better

ones better ones

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kind of funny ain't it no curiosity

about this black beetle moving across a

desert

yeah that's what bothers me

cousin taurus allah has rewarded our

patients

cousin mustafa speaks in riddles no

ibrahim what has been lost is found

sometimes that is not the blessing it

seems blessing or curse

our years of searching have come to an

end the german tank

the iron monster is thundering across

the desert in this direction

but you yourself told us that what you

claim now would be impossible after all

these years

it is impossible if there it is less

than an hour's ride behind

us and the treasurer of khalifa is that

moving along with it

if it is allah's will but one thing is

certain cousin

it is the same monster that accompanied

the german raiding party

that i guided into khalifa so many years

ago

it is almost too much to hope that the

jewels are still within it

perhaps so cousin all i can be sure of

is

they were there that day i watched the

monster turn on its companions

shoot them down and move off southward

into the heart of the desert

let us see what allah has done for us

assemble the man my son

we will capture the monster and its

keepers no cousin if you please have

patience

men capable of taming the monster might

have made its claws sharp again

they could cut us down like right grain

the clan of harass is not known for

cowards

the price is high courage is a good

investment

wisdom is a better one cousin let them

proceed undisturbed

receive them with all hospitality hear

their story

and then decide upon our course you

speak wisely masterful

so be it

how far is it out of that french fort

about 60 miles

we'll never make it that 16 gallons of

water is half going up in steam

we better stop and let it cool off we

stop now i'll never get it started again

listen you guys you don't deserve it but

i got an idea

we don't need ideas we need water you

need my brains and my legs

what are you trying to pull now i'll

tell you what i'm trying to pull

you guys are a bunch of saddam workers

i'm not i'm a light man a rock counter

i could walk out of this desert with a

60 pound pack on my back

i've done it done it all over the world

go ahead what are you waiting for

waiting for you to stop this furnace

while there's water left in the radiator

now listen i'll pack a little grub in a

bed roll i'll take the small

canteen i'll do 30 miles tonight another

30 tomorrow night to the fort

send the frenchies back for you are you

serious

too sticking hot to make campaign

promises

oh boy what do you say i think he's nuts

no he isn't i know he can do it if he

wants to

okay this hollow is no place to camp

that desert patrol has got me guessing

be like sitting ducks down here

i'll park on the next piece of high

ground where we can see what's going on

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jim am i seeing things

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maybe it's one of them what's your

columns mirage will you do raving about

oasis oh you're crazy

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i don't know where it came from it is

not a map well just about making

the bedwins well the steel 80 smells

water we're going right in we'll support

the object

objection overrule stand by that machine

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gun

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welcome to the oasis of morad or what do

you know

i wasn't expecting that the english

monsieur

mustafa el malek at your service

graduate of the university of robert

and since the war tutored to my young

cousin ibrahim

my name is mona and i got some pupils in

this boiler waiting for recess

once you're a light monster and allow me

to present you to your hosts

delighted come up for air kitties

you'll have to excuse our appearance

we've been roughing it for six days

give the steel lady a drink boys

next time i go for a day's ride with

mona and i'm going to bring my hair

clippers a shaving kit in my sunday suit

from the look of our hosts we'll be

right in style

you chose a strange horse for your visit

mussoon our plane was wrecked in the

recent sirocco she crashed

same wind uncovered this monster as the

prophet says evil

is the wind that brings blessings to no

one you must tell us the full tale at

the evening meal

oh thanks but with your permission we'll

just renew our water supply and move on

to fort again

i wouldn't hear of it this is two

wonders are happening to the smith so

lightly

see that our guests are provided for

mustafa

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is that what you call them petite

cabbage

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that's more of a crepe suzette

i see your friend mr evans did not miss

the inner meaning of our traditional

dancer welcome

how could i she put it in writhing

shake taras think short adventures are

even more amazing those of aladdin at

his lamp

and he's interested in your search for

oil has any been found in this part of

the sahara

i'll not yet but we located a strong

possibility indeed

where all of the west of here near

khalifa

khalifa yeah but we were warned to get

out

seems the sheik of that district doesn't

have your ideas of hospitality

he has reasons my friend reasons indeed

have you not heard the tale

only that something happened during the

war to set him against foreign for

centuries khalifa levied heavy tribute

upon the slave caravans and grew very

rich

sheikh farooq converted his personal

wealth into jewels

toward the end of the african campaign

german raiders rode down upon khalifa

shut down all opposition

made off with the shakes treasure what

happened to the jewels

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the answer to that monsieur seems to

have been swallowed up among the other

mysteries of the sahara

that's amazing you gentlemen will have

to excuse us

with your permission we'll shove off for

fort fagan if we leave now we can make

most of it before it gets too hot but

monsieur there is no moon tonight

the way to fort vega has many pitfalls

we have no choice i can offer you one

with you

my people relish the trading of horses

and i'm intrigued with the idea of

possessing yours

i'm confused shikhtaraj for the men

among us monsieur who served with

motorized units of the french desert

patrol

they would know how to make good use of

your steel lady

not against the french the french are

our friends and guardians

but the two our eggs know no allies they

are many and ruthless

well let's hear your offer four of our

finest horses in a pack camel with ample

food and water supply

and a tent to shelter you during the

day's heat the animals will bring high

prices when you're finished with them

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looks like you bought yourself a tank

a wise decision pursued now may i

suggest an hour or so

refreshing sleep while we prepare your

animals and supplies

thanks we see you before we leave of

course you my son and i will be at hand

to wish you

the blessings of allah we'll see you

then

thanks for very pleasant evening

you are convinced mustafa that our

friends

have not found the jewels not entirely

cousin

but for the good of their souls we will

soon make sure

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my man just thought of something

what kind of saps are we leaving a 30

caliber machine gun and a lot of

ammunition in the hands of this pack of

betweens

how you can explain that to the french

can't blame us for trying to save our

lives no

but they might figure we were a little

too trusting stay put captain

i'll fix him i'll jam the machine gun

okay you're getting mighty cooperative

all of a sudden

when i'm sober i can make sense

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do

okay since i got the recoil spring

you know that jewel robbery over khalifa

knocked us out of an oil field

i wouldn't worry about it sounds like

something out of the arabian nights

anyhow

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foreign

my suspicions are confirmed cousin

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oh it's you horses ready everything is

prepared monsieur good

shake a leg you cowboys rise and shine

that wasn't very much sleep

let us hope monsieur you won't force us

to extend it indefinitely

whether or not one hand you can drop it

out of surprise where are they

or what it's useless to pretend

innocence

surrender what we seek and you will be

allowed to leave as promised with

allah's blessing

i have the slightest idea what you're

talking about but since you persist in

the folly of further pretence i'll

enlighten you i have come for the jewels

of khalifa

oh thanks at least we won't die ignorant

now let me enlighten you

you've come to the wrong shop our line's

petroleum not jewels

i am not a man monsieur who would look

for sweet meats in a rug bazaar

the jewels are here in this tent do i

look as stupid as you make me feel

under contribute you are very very

cunning

you nearly fooled me you're giving

credit where it doesn't belong

you're too modest monsieur well let's

dispense with further social amenities

we'll have to search you your persons

and your belongings

go ahead any objections

not here you can start with me

just one more question though who are

you representing in this little

treasure hunt of yours the sheik of

khalifa

or your cousin sheikh talas miss you i'm

representing myself

oh so am i

let's go

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jim get that engine turning billy help

harlow with a gun

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tell your men to stand as they are the

next burst won't be over their head

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okay barlow let's have it he nearly got

us all killed we would have been for

sure if i haven't played watchdog for

you

you should attract me thank you you

amazed me falling for that trap mustafa

was setting up

what trap even you knucklehead should be

able to figure there must be a tie up

somewhere between this tank and the

khalifa jewels

what if there is what's that got to do

with that grandstand play of york bloody

our learning friend from the university

of robot force that play

not me quit stalling but can't you see

he couldn't possibly afford to let us

get to the french with that top secret

of his

i would have been a very short horse

back ride you're off your rocker

once they found out we didn't have the

jewels what reason were they here for

killing us

all you did was convince them we did

have now that really be on our heels

what's wrong you've been hit

i'll get the emergency kit never mind

watch dog get back in your kennel

you've done enough damage for one day

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so

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final yeah come up here will you

walk forward

not again jump take over with it

where'd you get this load load i think

your pardon

where's the bottle what bottle where is

it

none of your business should take your

pores off i'll show you whose business

it is

hold it time

i'm gonna find this guy's private stock

if i have to tear this part of the car

apart

and here it is the last of the mohicans

i hope

what's this

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and here's what got us into this jam the

jewels of khalifa

why you fiddle-fronted you necked

dick-faced

ram-headed rat they're mine i found them

get it all figured out didn't you i need

you to stay drunk the rest of your life

you out of money when they started the

searches and you gamble with our lives

trying to cover up quick

i only gamble with what belongs to me

does larson's life prone to you

does it answer me

so you're a rock hound a lake man that's

what you called yourself didn't you

okay get out of this tank bottle go

outside

what is this what are you trying to do

just wanted to oblige you you wanted to

walk out of this desert with a 60-pound

pack

and the jewels i'm gonna make it easy

for you i'll let you walk out without a

pack at all

if i do any walking today i'll have

company

stay put that's my party

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please

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get up and walk

start walking

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uh

so

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what ahead i can't take it out here

it's like a hot plate get off hitchhiker

let me in

i'm turning to a crisp one ahead

i can't hang on much longer let me in

let me in skipper

skipper have a heart please

i don't want anything like this on my

conscience

my hand skin is burning off my hands

for all of me you can burn your guts out

kid feels different he wants you inside

those detours sure played the devil with

our timetable are we gonna make it

can't tell port should be the other side

of those hills

you can't find a pass-through we'll have

to go around we better make it

the kid ain't doing so good

sure it's great to be home they look

wonderful

you too bob get my letters

yeah let us swallow time

that's error's really a spot

what sure it's not

so what me my friend barlow

sid barlow said we've been a team for

two years now me

i just handle a doodle bug you know a

seismograph magnetometer

sid's a rockhound best in the business

can smell oil a mile deep

they said you wanted to see me mr martin

bob what about him

but you can't do that mr murray he found

the two biggest fields you got

sure he takes a drink when he wants one

what i got to do

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no chance i'm quitting too

we're a team harlow and larson

the team

don't worry we'll get plenty of times

there's one waiting for us now we're in

casablanca

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call up my next rash

i didn't say anything

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look

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trooper the cord a freak the desert

patrol

cast in no give me a hand with him

it would seem by allah's mercy i still

live by allah's mercy a little luck

where was i found right here

oh yes i was going toward the hills in

fort vegan beyond sure we were headed if

we get this steel camel through the

mountains

when i turned to look it seems as though

the evil one himself was coming after me

and then blackness you must have a bad

goal of the desert

i remember but little of today some of

yesterday and all of the day before

been like this three days we miss you my

patrol was ambushed by the torx

all were slain my camel shot

fallen upon me they left me for dead

but it seems the [ __ ] eggs were mistaken

miss you

what about your lego bullet oh no

bulletmaster

the camel he was my friend but sometimes

friendship is too heavy to bear

you need a bandage no bandage monsieur

just no more walking may i go with you

you still have to take your chances we

don't know whether we're going to make

it or not

no water no drinking water well no

problem this year

problem for us we've got a badly wounded

man inside

but the hills monsieur there is a well

drilled by my own battalion

how far perhaps 10 kilometers and how

far to the fort

an easy passage through the cliffs 40

kilometers in all

we must live right after all rev up this

is a stretch

a steel lady by a nose

you'll have to ride out here go ahead

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you see monsieur the entrance to the

pass

you're a penny from heaven what's your

name pal the nasa goddard

but it means little devil mature

you are to be congratulated ibrahim aye

on having me for a cousin thus saving

you from useless and costly attacks

against the steel monster's fiery tongue

the rules are succeeding then our

renegade from the cauda freak rides in

triumph on the monster's back

guiding our american friends to their

doom

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you see me the entrance to the well the

storage tanker pump

it is a pump but it flows pure and cool

it's from seventh heaven itself

jim barlow bring everything it'll hold

water

as soon as we get back pop i'll give you

a bath snap

out of it sourpuss

you would be so kindly sure the climb is

too much for my lake

sure the engine and tank are under here

open it up and let it cool off while

we're going

it's no problem this year

then our three

like wise men they leave the forth to

guard the jewels

zagora will soon relieve him of that

duty

pass the word whole fire till i give a

signal

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foreign

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did i make problem mr it is written that

the second wounded are under allah's

protection

do not force this lily sin upon me

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so

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so

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so

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so

look cousin the iron monster bleeds

he bleeds indeed cousin it's water

it she will die in the desert beyond

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the rat fittest the engine's burning out

she's dead the steel lady's dead

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oh

now we're ringed in night attack no

reason for it

you can set it out like buzzards and

wait for us to die

this is something i never thought i'd

see we'll all die rich men

even the steel ladies laughing i got a

surprise for you too

we wouldn't split up that ice anyway

you'd have had a hard time

keeping me from my share more than i had

when you tried to hog the works i was

full of whiskey soggy with the heat

it's nice and cool now come off at you

amateurs i've seen better prayer limbs

at the flatbush arena

hey mike i don't get it we don't get

this 5 and 10 cent display who does

sheik faroush of khalifa red apple for

that oil concession

talk about hogging it i find this stone

so you can get an oil field

you'd have been caught in all three of

you if we'd hit

would have meant a lot more than trying

to sell those stolen gems in the black

market

what is this a deathbed repentance now

nobody gets it but those noble sons of

the desert

hey mike let's fool him i'll get a spade

and we'll bury him

kipper sid

i've got it i know it sure kid sure just

lie back nice and easy

no no i'm not that anymore i know what

i'm saying

look those two tubes in the receiver

there's a way to hook them into a

transmitter circuit one-handed

jim can be my hands you can do it can't

you jim

i tell it to you surest thing you know

start firing

there's only one bug in it we won't have

any receiver

how do we know if anyone hears us we

want

what wavelengths will you get only the

10 meter band

that's all this crystal's good for what

takes in our casablanca station

we won't range that far fourthly gone

no chance they're up in the 60 meter

band

only hope is sanderson's plane still

hunting for us

okay billy take your time you got all

night

and after that all the time there is

without water the kid won't lie through

the night none of us will get through

the day

those arabs will have water goat skin's

full of it

oh you'd never get through two of us

might

you got that honey knife yeah

i'm all burn out inside i don't think i

can make it

big leg man knocked out by one day's

thirst don't ride me monahan you don't

know what thirst is

i'm fighting double okay skid row give

me the knife i'll try it alone

this is my lucky night wherever it goes

i go

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so

take that white wire lead it to the base

of the right hand too

gotcha how come you didn't think of this

hookup before

just doped it out are you sure it'll

work

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no

so long lazy

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few

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about half full

that's the idea i wouldn't come back for

you

don't kid yourself get back for this

that life wasn't very lucky was it

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so

that's the best i can do the tourniquet

gets too tough to stand sing out and

i'll ease it

how is he very bad pretty bad

you live as long as the rest of us you

feeling better

this water sure hits a spot kind of a

bunked up team barlowing larson

yeah how's your hookup coming we're on

our last connection

then she's ready to try that's it hook

up the battery

go ahead skipper try them away

mayday mayday mayday mayday

monahan speaking this is a one-way deal

no receiver we're about 30 kilometers

southwest of fort fagan

hostile bedouins have us pinned down

repeat

hostile bedouins have us pinned down

mayday

mayday

the jewels they were not found with the

remains of the faithful zagora no cousin

he was forced to flee by the american

who gave the alarm that destroyed our

plan of ambush

father the infidels grow desperate they

kill a sentry for a few mouthfuls of

water

and suffer a death or serious wound

leaving only three to be disposed of

if there were no danger of interruption

this would be a simple death watch

the monster is legless the americans

without water

but not yet without bullets not entirely

cousin but when the monster speaks she

spits bullets like an angry woman's

words

she chatted greatly at today's meeting

and can have few words left

one attack at dawn might leave her

speechless

mayday mayday monahan party

30 kilometers southwest of fort vegan

look for old army tanks surrounded by

bedouins

keep undercover the monster spits death

repeat look for old army tanks

surrounded by bedouins

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they're getting ready to rush us

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mayday mayday the bedouins are getting

ready to attack

we have two wounded this may be our last

call

repeat this may be our last call

what's the bet in mike do you think they

heard us

no bet

commence firing

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so

another clambake like that and we'll run

out of clams i got a belly full for now

take over keep them honest

mayday mayday

mayday mayday this is monahan

speaking repeat this is monahan speaking

to himself

why don't you face the facts of life

captain

nobody's getting that made a jumble of

yours for the simple reason that

nobody's listening

i said you're wrong skipper can you hear

it

listen i miss it on the dune that

morning but i hear it now i know it

here she comes gus anderson's

the treasure is not dead lost you must

put your horsemen between them and their

friends circle and attack from the rear

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let's get larger through the hatch then

i'll cover you

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wow

they made it you're next get through

that hacks and crawl to the plane i'll

cover you

we'll cover you never mind i'll make a

run for it when you're safe

can't get over that captain's stuff can

you you got to be the last man out

shut up and pull yourself up to that

hatch i'll boost you no no

you push on this leg that artery will

break loose again

it's bleeding now get up there and

pull me out like jim did to larson okay

i'm more pulling you through i've been

through

a long time

so on irish give my share that oil field

and lost

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so

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so

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hey mike what was it abe lincoln said

about what said a lot of things i mean

when they complained about general

grant's drinking

i remember he said if he knew the brand

send some to his other generals

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i wonder what barlow drank

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you