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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:49,625 Hold on! 2 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:54,041 Look what I found in the pantry. 3 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:56,208 A tiara might be cute on him. 4 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:59,791 - You're kidding, right? - Why? 5 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:03,875 We'd have to attach it but it could make all the difference. 6 00:01:03,916 --> 00:01:05,666 You wanna get us disqualified? 7 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,791 Get rid of that thing and keep brushing. 8 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:23,458 Number 651. This is Chocolate... 9 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:11,041 You're looking at a beautiful selection 10 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:13,583 of very docile animals, 11 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:16,416 as you can see. 12 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:20,666 That's a Charolais specialty. They're a very calm breed. 13 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:24,625 I think our judges have made the rounds. 14 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:29,500 And suspense is high! 15 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,416 Who will carry this section? 16 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:36,125 The judges are giving their final grades. 17 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:39,458 They're tallying up, comparing notes. 18 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:47,541 I think they've made their decision. I'll turn the floor over to them. 19 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:52,625 Congratulations! An exceptional group of beautiful pure-bred Charolais cattle. 20 00:02:52,666 --> 00:02:54,708 Magnificent! Great work, breeders! 21 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,791 But someone has to win. So first prize goes to 22 00:02:57,833 --> 00:03:00,541 Xavier Lecanu's Ben Hur, our champion. 23 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:06,208 A remarkable animal! What morphology! 24 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:09,458 Congratulations to the Lecanus. They're old pros! 25 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,916 PARIS FOLLIES 26 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,791 - Hi. - Where the hell have you been? 27 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:41,291 We had a really hard time getting Ben Hur into the semi. 28 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:46,166 Then we had to take Régis home, he insisted we see his daughter... 29 00:03:46,208 --> 00:03:47,791 I said I had to leave at 7! 30 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:50,500 Take it easy! What time is it? It's 7:25! 31 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:52,500 I've got a 3-hour drive. 32 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:54,833 Take it down a notch, okay? 33 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:58,625 What did I do to be treated like this in my own home? 34 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:05,541 Stay for dinner and go back in the morning. We've hardly seen you! 35 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:09,500 I've got class in the morning. And practice before that. 36 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,333 I told you that. Didn't I? 37 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:12,416 Yeah. 38 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,958 So stop guilt-tripping me all the time. 39 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,500 I was nice enough to watch the place during that competition of yours. 40 00:04:20,541 --> 00:04:23,750 "Yours!" It's not ours, it's his competition. 41 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:26,333 You know me, I couldn't care less! 42 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:30,416 No, I take that back. Otherwise, we'd never see you. 43 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:31,916 Here we go again! 44 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,625 That's no way to get me here more often. 45 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,541 D'you give him the cheese? 46 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:39,625 Oh, right! The Grangers gave us a Livarot for you. 47 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:41,875 Hey, babies! 48 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,250 No problems? Were they good? 49 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:45,750 Yeah, nothing special. 50 00:04:45,791 --> 00:04:49,625 But have you seen Big Jim? His front hoof's all screwed up. 51 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:50,791 Yeah, I know. 52 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:54,750 Here. Oh, Rosine's so nice! She threw in a Camembert, too! 53 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:57,125 - Call and thank her. - Sure. 54 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:59,583 - And don't lose the Tupperware. - Sure. 55 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:01,958 - You know, we have to give it back! - Sure. 56 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,750 Do we get a kiss or will that delay you? 57 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:07,291 And that mop! You need a haircut! 58 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:08,166 Okay, bye! 59 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,791 Brigitte, 60 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:21,291 would you mind moving your painting somewhere else? 61 00:05:22,416 --> 00:05:24,541 It'll look just as good in the kitchen. 62 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,583 Honey, did you hear me? I wanna hang my new prize! 63 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,958 Let's see. 64 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:39,833 It's spread, hasn't it? 65 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,875 Why not see a specialist? 66 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:45,708 I know what he'll say. "It's nerves. It's stress." 67 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,083 I don't get that. 68 00:05:47,791 --> 00:05:50,750 Stress just gives me gray hair, that's all. 69 00:05:50,791 --> 00:05:52,833 You've always gotta be different. 70 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:59,750 Don't give up! What if some new ointment just came out? 71 00:05:59,791 --> 00:06:01,333 Please, Xavier. 72 00:06:01,916 --> 00:06:04,375 I've tried hundreds of ointments. 73 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:08,125 It goes away for 2 days then comes back even worse. 74 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:09,791 Here's a clean pair. 75 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:13,958 So what's your plan? To let it spread till it covers your face? 76 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,708 You should go to Paris. 77 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:19,458 Why not go see Dr. Malakian? 78 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,333 I thought you liked him. 79 00:06:22,375 --> 00:06:25,625 Well, I didn't wait too long in his waiting room. 80 00:06:26,208 --> 00:06:28,875 But his diagnosis was kind of lame. 81 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:32,541 Didn't he prescribe that yellow gunk that stained the sheets? 82 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,625 No, that was Gozlan! 83 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:37,875 Malakian charged me 500 euros to say I bathed too often. 84 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:41,041 Oh, right, I remember him. 85 00:06:41,875 --> 00:06:44,500 Did you ever see Laurette's doctor? 86 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,791 - No. - What are you waiting for? 87 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,250 You're such a pest! 88 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:49,750 Why? It's worth a try! 89 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:52,333 And who'll take care of the animals? 90 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:55,666 I'll ask Régis. We manage fine together! 91 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:57,541 So I'm no use, after all? 92 00:06:58,375 --> 00:06:59,375 What does that mean? 93 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,333 You can get along without me. 94 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:04,125 You're a real pain. 95 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:08,750 That's why you're sick. It's not stress, you're a pain. 96 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:33,041 Excuse me, do you know the name of that song playing? 97 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:35,833 No idea. Ask at the reception desk. 98 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:40,458 You've got me there! Management sends us the music, that's all I know. 99 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:42,791 Thank you. 100 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,916 This stuff's good! 101 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,333 Hey, you gluttons! 102 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:01,875 Take it easy! 103 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,125 Sorry! The baby was up all night. 104 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:10,958 It's fine! We'll meet you at the barn. 105 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,291 Sorry! 106 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:17,541 And you think you can do without me? 107 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:36,750 Is this cool or what? 108 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,416 Pretty phat, huh? 109 00:08:39,416 --> 00:08:40,500 What's that racket? 110 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,833 It must be their niece. 111 00:08:43,541 --> 00:08:46,291 Yeah, it's Marion! I like her, she's funny. 112 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:47,916 How are you? 113 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:48,750 Fine. 114 00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:51,333 It's my friend's birthday. We're having a party. 115 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:52,500 Stop by! 116 00:08:52,541 --> 00:08:54,458 - Okay, why not? - Great! 117 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:59,541 I'll make short work of that party. Earplugs, a sedative and lights out! 118 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,958 The pediatrician said to do that. 119 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,375 Sorry but your pediatrician's a jerk! 120 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,333 Brigitte's lost faith in medicine. 121 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,166 Remember Mathilde? Her ears protruded too. 122 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,416 We didn't make her wear a cap. 123 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:16,958 Why not tape, to boot! 124 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,625 Plus, she's a girl. With long hair, you won't even see 'em! 125 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:23,041 I agree 100%! 126 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:25,708 For once! Boy, does that feel weird! 127 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,416 What a lotta tripe! 128 00:09:28,041 --> 00:09:29,666 What the hell is that? 129 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,125 So I don't say anything stupid... 130 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:38,000 They're ginger-tofu cakes 131 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,500 with shitake mushrooms. 132 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:41,125 It's called Tofu Grill. 133 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:44,083 What's with you? Have you gone off the deep end? 134 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,250 What's the big deal? It's good to try new things! 135 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:50,625 I don't need to try that to know it's disgusting! 136 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:53,000 Régis, do you wanna eat that? 137 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:57,583 Just bring us the leftover lamb, please. 138 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,791 Your door's so cute! 139 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:08,166 Sorry to bother you. I hate to ask 140 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,000 but we can't figure out how to turn the electricity on. 141 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,083 Could you take a look? 142 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,791 Régis, can you go? 143 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:18,333 It's okay, I'll go. I'll stop by later. 144 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:20,208 - Thanks. - Once I'm fed. 145 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,458 Enjoy your meal! 146 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,625 Bye. 147 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:34,291 Exactly. Make the check out to Xavier Lecanu. 148 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:39,541 L-E-C-A-N-U, just how it's pronounced. 149 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:42,041 No problem. 150 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:45,333 Thank you. Have a nice day. 151 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:02,333 She's gonna calve! She's gonna calve! 152 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:03,375 What's "calve"? 153 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:04,541 Let's go! 154 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,000 She's gonna calve! 155 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,708 Shall I call the vet? 156 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:26,041 Could you keep it down? For the cow. 157 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,500 Yeah, sorry. 158 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:30,166 Excuse me, can I take a picture? 159 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:31,625 Yeah. 160 00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:33,500 - Régis! - Coming, Mrs. Lecanu! 161 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:34,500 Here. 162 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,208 You okay, baby? 163 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:40,541 Let's go! 164 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:41,916 Is it working? 165 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,625 It won't be long now. 166 00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:46,083 She's in a bad position. She's lopsided. 167 00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:49,291 Let's lie her down. 168 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,500 Come on! 169 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:01,791 It's so disgusting! 170 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,958 Pull, pull! 171 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,583 Here he comes! 172 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:13,791 He's beautiful! 173 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,083 Come on, boy! 174 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:22,666 Régis, bring me a bucket of water! 175 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:25,333 Give it to me! Right in the ears. 176 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:28,416 Look, baby! He's your boy! 177 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,500 He's so cute! 178 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:33,458 Come over here, sweetie! 179 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:38,000 Look at him. See how beautiful he is. 180 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,833 Ben, you got here just in time! 181 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,250 He's my cousin. 182 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,833 Look, he was just born. 183 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,458 He's a looker! He'll rake in the prizes. 184 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:48,833 This is my friend Stan. 185 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,208 Hi! 186 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,833 Now we need a name. 187 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,416 Got any ideas? 188 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,958 It's an M year... 189 00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,375 Minotaur - half man, half animal. 190 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,958 Did I bet on the wrong horse or what? 191 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,500 Why do you say that? 192 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:06,583 Not only do you have eczema, 193 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,916 but Parkinson's, too! Your pictures are all blurry. 194 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,583 I guess I was overwhelmed by your presence - 195 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,583 your stature, your tie... 196 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,458 Go on, make fun of me. 197 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,666 Watch your step, Shepherd Girl! 198 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:25,458 Stop calling me Shepherd Girl! It annoys me. 199 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,291 Let me read. 200 00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:35,166 Good night. 201 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,375 Good night. 202 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,208 Hi. 203 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,833 Sorry. Do you have a lighter? These matches don't work. 204 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,458 Yeah. 205 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,750 - Can I come in? - Sure. 206 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,500 Thank you. 207 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,416 - Thanks. - No problem. 208 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,791 Is the party keeping you up? 209 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,875 No, I'm a night owl. 210 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:34,166 And you? Is the party driving you away? 211 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:38,166 No, the music's not bad but I don't know many people, so... 212 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,541 And I'm in no mood to make friends. 213 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,916 Then I'll withdraw to my chamber! 214 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:45,458 No, that's not what I meant. 215 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:49,666 Anyway, I feel weird chatting in these godawful slippers. 216 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,791 True, they're not the most glamorous! 217 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,583 But that's not the problem. It's that gaggle of girls 218 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,375 who glommed onto me the second I got here. 219 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:02,791 Boy, life is tough! 220 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,083 There you are! 221 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,666 Virginie's looking for you! 222 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:08,041 Brigitte, excuse me, 223 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:12,166 do you have any candles? We totally forgot the candles! 224 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:13,875 I think so. 225 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:19,708 Excuse me, 226 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:23,583 we don't know each other well but... 227 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:28,291 Do you like Virginie or not? 'Cause she's nuts about you. 228 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,541 Yeah, I noticed. 229 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:31,916 So you don't like her? 230 00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:34,291 No, but if you transmit the message, 231 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,416 tell her she's cute but my heart's not into it. 232 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,791 Really? And why not? Is your heart taken? 233 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,583 No. 234 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,166 - Are you a little gay? - No again. 235 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,333 That's all I could find. 236 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,916 Thanks so much! That's great, Brigitte. 237 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,458 You'll come for her cake, won't you? 238 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,083 You too, Brigitte! Come! 239 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:59,041 Your husband, too! What's his name again? 240 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,833 I'm completely wasted! Let's go! 241 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,250 Come, Brigitte. I beg you. 242 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,833 - You okay? - Fine. 243 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:19,083 I'm glad you came. 244 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,000 You look very beautiful. 245 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,208 - Pardon? - You look beautiful, ma'am. 246 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,583 Can we drop the "ma'am"? 247 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:34,000 - I'll go get us a drink. - Okay. 248 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,541 - Thank you. - It's the house punch. 249 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,250 Very deceptive! 250 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:51,625 Cheers! 251 00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,958 Was that Virginie chatting you up on the stairs? 252 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,958 Yeah. 253 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,541 She's pretty. 254 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,750 Too young for me. Let's go out. It's too loud. 255 00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:07,916 Okay. 256 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:13,083 I'm just getting over a pretty tough break-up. 257 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:16,958 It was so painful, I quit school. Then I lost a great job. 258 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,291 I worked part-time in a bookstore. 259 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,083 A cushy job in the art department. 260 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,458 Then I pulled myself together. 261 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,708 I was broke, so I took the first job that came along. 262 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:32,708 So now I'm a salesman at American Apparel in Paris. 263 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,833 It's an American clothing line. 264 00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:39,666 - Heartbreak can be tough. - Mostly it makes you dumb! 265 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:43,333 I really like your smile. 266 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,375 What's that book in your back pocket? 267 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,333 Checking out my ass? 268 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:54,750 - No. - Yes, you are! 269 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,375 It's just that... 270 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,458 So what's the book? 271 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,500 A novel by Italo Calvino. You probably don't know him. 272 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:06,791 Sure I do! We're not all illiterate hicks in the country. 273 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,625 Did you think we'd all be country bumpkins? 274 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,875 Hey, even in Paris, not everyone knows Italo Calvino! 275 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,791 What did I read by him? 276 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,583 Don't your cows ever sleep? 277 00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:22,666 They keep staring at us. Like Big Brother. 278 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,625 - That's it! - What? 279 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:28,000 That song I heard in the supermarket! 280 00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,500 I love that song! 281 00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:32,208 So what are we waiting for? 282 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:35,083 Let's dance! Come on! 283 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:12,833 Here. 284 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,708 I think I'd better go home. 285 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,916 Why? What's wrong? 286 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,000 My head's spinning. 287 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,541 Don't move. I know a miracle cure. Be right back! 288 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,875 Sleep well? 289 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:58,541 You were dreaming. I didn't wanna wake you. 290 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,958 That's so nice! 291 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000 They didn't go crazy next door. I didn't hear a thing. 292 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:07,125 - That's all for me? - Sure! 293 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,125 But we're out of jam. I looked everywhere. 294 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,333 It's in the pantry. 295 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,625 No, don't budge! You've done enough. 296 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:33,083 There, that's better. 297 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:35,208 Here. 298 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:48,666 Their house is more charming than ours. 299 00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:52,791 Are you kidding me? It looks like the 3 little pigs live there! 300 00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:55,375 Well, I like it. 301 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,666 Yeah, right! 302 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:07,458 There. 303 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,208 Régis! 304 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:12,375 Give them some mashed beets, too. 305 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:15,291 And isolate the one I marked! 306 00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:18,041 It won't be for long. 307 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,458 - What's her number? - 6920. 308 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,958 Okay. 309 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,583 Look at this! 310 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:27,000 Kids have no respect these days! 311 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:30,958 I haven't heard that one in a while! 312 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,833 What? 313 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:37,000 Or, "They love organic food but when it comes to rolling up their sleeves..." 314 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,666 Why? Isn't it true? 315 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,458 No young people wanna stay here. 316 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:45,750 Like that other idiot! He'd rather do somersaults on a trampoline! 317 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,583 Is that how you talk about your son? 318 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,083 Sometimes you make me ashamed! 319 00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:08,250 Don't you love my new placemats? 320 00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:09,666 I just love them! 321 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,875 Quentin, pour Xavier more cider. 322 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,625 - It's not working. - You're in caps lock! 323 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,166 You must go! They sell great stuff at outlet prices! 324 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,750 "Brigitte" is your password? 325 00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:29,791 I say that but you've already got everything! 326 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:33,000 Your parents left you enough to open an antique store! 327 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:34,750 Why's there no picture? 328 00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:36,250 Your thing's lame! 329 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:41,541 That's kids today! They don't lift a finger and want everything right away! 330 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:43,541 There! Look! 331 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,791 Great webcam! 332 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:48,125 What did you think? For what it cost, it oughta work! 333 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:49,541 - Brigitte! - I'm right here. 334 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,125 Look at that image! 335 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,458 It's really sharp. 336 00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:56,708 Can you zoom in or not? 337 00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:59,000 Yeah, of course. 338 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,958 And Mathilde... 339 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,500 How's Martinique? Not too hard? 340 00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:08,083 No, it's going well. She's happy. 341 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:11,791 She's waiting to hear about a job. A big deal! 342 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,750 And Grégoire? 343 00:25:14,791 --> 00:25:17,250 Still the bohemian life? 344 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,666 Sure! More than ever. 345 00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:21,625 This goes on the table? 346 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:23,083 No, I'll serve it in here. 347 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,791 And that circus school of his... 348 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,291 what'll that lead to? I mean, 349 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:34,583 what'll he come out with? 350 00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:37,500 A clown diploma? 351 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:40,250 No, that's not his major. But... 352 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:42,916 Yeah, some kids get clown diplomas. 353 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:47,208 If all goes well, he'll come out with a degree in acrobatics. 354 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:50,500 So he'll be able to say, "I'm an acrobat." 355 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:52,541 Exactly. 356 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:55,666 Anyway, you're so nice to pay for his education. 357 00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:57,375 It's great to live your dream. 358 00:25:57,833 --> 00:25:59,250 - Isn't it? - Sure. 359 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:01,583 The cooking stone! 360 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:03,833 Good thing I didn't wash my hair! 361 00:26:05,416 --> 00:26:09,208 "Okay, so your bull's sterile! If your plant doesn't bloom, 362 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,500 "do you take it back to the florist?" 363 00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:12,458 Uncompromising! 364 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,000 But he won't let up. 365 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,000 What'll you do? 366 00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:19,458 Xavier doesn't agree but I think we have to hire a lawyer. 367 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,458 If we'd just sold him a bull and not 368 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:25,958 a "stud bull," as it says on the bill, we'd be home free. 369 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Stop with that bill of yours! He didn't even read it! 370 00:26:29,416 --> 00:26:31,708 He'll read it when it's useful to him. 371 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,041 It's not gonna end amicably! 372 00:26:34,416 --> 00:26:37,000 The guy's a nitpicker! He wants his money back! 373 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:39,666 It's not worth getting worked up. 374 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,250 You're dreaming! 375 00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:43,791 He's been harassing us since September! 376 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:47,583 Hey, Shepherd Girl! How about a drink? It'll relax you! 377 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:48,750 Why "Shepherd Girl"? 378 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,875 I'm not sure I'm allowed to tell that story. 379 00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:56,041 Do what you like. Besides, I need a cigarette. 380 00:26:57,958 --> 00:27:00,250 But I warn you it's a boring story. 381 00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:04,250 I met Brigitte in agriculture school. 382 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,458 - Like you. - Just like your parents. 383 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,125 We were in the same class. 384 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:13,333 One day we had to take the podium to declare a major. 385 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:16,750 So we each went up and said, "I wanna be a breeder," 386 00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:19,958 "I choose horticulture," "I'm interested in agronomy." 387 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,333 And Brigitte, who I didn't know... 388 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:26,000 Well, I had sort of noticed her. 389 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,083 She got up and said, "I wanna be a shepherdess." 390 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:34,166 Even back then, nobody considered that a career anymore. 391 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:36,625 Shepherdesses were only in fairytales. 392 00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:38,125 But I liked that. 393 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:41,583 And I think that's when I fell in love with her. 394 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:45,625 Because she was one of a kind, different, 395 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:47,583 and incredibly stubborn. 396 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:52,291 She was right. 397 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,250 Your story's lame. 398 00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:55,791 Quentin! 399 00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,833 Can you turn off that jazz of yours? 400 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:50,583 I forgot to tell Laurette, 401 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:53,958 I made an appointment with her dermatologist. 402 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,291 You finally decided. 403 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:57,583 Yeah, I listened to you. 404 00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:00,958 I thought, maybe he does have a miracle ointment. 405 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:04,208 Plus he had a cancellation and can see me in two days. 406 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,291 That's great. 407 00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:09,250 But it's early, so I'll have to leave the day before. 408 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,375 I'll take care of it tomorrow. 409 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,083 So you're leaving me alone with Régis? 410 00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:15,791 You're not gonna start? 411 00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:18,333 You're the one who insisted I go! 412 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,791 I'm glad you're going. 413 00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:26,208 You were right before. Sometimes I'm an old fart. 414 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,250 And I'm really happy for Grégoire. 415 00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:33,791 It's true, I'm glad he's studying acrobatics. 416 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:37,458 In fact... 417 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 speaking of acrobatics... 418 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,375 We haven't done it in a while. 419 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,750 That jerk's harassing us again. 420 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,125 - Pick up! - No. 421 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,916 - I'll talk to him. - No, he'll hang up eventually. 422 00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:57,416 You're dreaming! 423 00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:58,958 - Give it to me! - No. 424 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:04,000 Why won't you confront him? 425 00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:10,666 Plus, you hurt me. 426 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:13,791 How do I know? 427 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,875 I'll put her on. 428 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:18,416 My sister wants to put you up in Paris. 429 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:25,041 Hi, Christiane, how are you? 430 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,458 That'll be tricky. 431 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:32,541 I already made a hotel reservation. More importantly, I paid for it. 432 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:40,166 I was afraid they'd be booked with conferences and all that. 433 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:46,833 No, I booked it online with a credit card. 434 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:51,750 I didn't want to bother you. 435 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,083 That's sweet. 436 00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:54,833 Stop! 437 00:30:59,375 --> 00:31:00,916 Listen... 438 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:06,500 Sure, we can have dinner together. That's possible. 439 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:11,916 I'll just give you a call when I get to Paris. Okay? 440 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,041 Great! 441 00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:16,500 Me, too! I'm thrilled! 442 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,750 Kisses! 443 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,041 Why'd you tell her? 444 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:24,083 I didn't know it was top secret. 445 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:27,458 She's such a pain. When she comes, you hide in the barn. 446 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:31,541 Yeah, but I thought you'd be lonely in Paris. 447 00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:32,750 Is it true about the hotel? 448 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:35,375 Sure it's true. 449 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,333 I even booked 2 nights. 450 00:31:38,791 --> 00:31:40,291 Two nights? 451 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,666 I understand staying overnight for an early appointment. 452 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,833 But what'll you do in Paris for 2 nights? 453 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:47,083 I just wanted to. 454 00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:50,875 I'll do some shopping. When we go, it's always rushed. 455 00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:53,875 And now I have time to see your sister! 456 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:05,458 ...due to a serious accident. 457 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,125 We apologize for the inconvenience. 458 00:32:13,291 --> 00:32:15,208 What's this guy doing? 459 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:22,708 If you could pass by some lovely sights, I'd love that. 460 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:23,708 Okay. 461 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:26,166 That big building on your left 462 00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:29,166 is the American Express office. 463 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:30,541 Great. 464 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:32,875 Lots of corporations are located around here. 465 00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:36,375 That building there is General Electric. 466 00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:04,875 - Hello. - I'm almost done. 467 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,208 It's fine! 468 00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:08,666 Take your time. 469 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:25,541 Oh, my! 470 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,875 - Enjoy your stay. - Thank you. 471 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,666 Excuse me! 472 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,875 I'll get you a medium. 473 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,958 May I help you? 474 00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:48,291 Stan! 475 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,500 What a surprise! 476 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:54,583 Now I remember, you said you worked at American Apparel. 477 00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:58,750 Now it's coming back to me. 478 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,750 What are you doing here? 479 00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:04,541 Every once in a while I come to Paris 480 00:35:04,583 --> 00:35:07,208 to check out the fashion trends... 481 00:35:07,666 --> 00:35:10,333 Are you looking for anything in particular? 482 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:12,333 Yeah, yeah. 483 00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:15,000 What are they called again? 484 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,250 Bermuda shorts. 485 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:17,916 Bermuda shorts? 486 00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,500 For you? 487 00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,875 For me? Yeah, right! 488 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,041 No, for a man. 489 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:28,500 You know, I never wear Bermudas! 490 00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:34,208 Seriously, the summer collection hasn't come in yet. 491 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:37,375 Too bad. 492 00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:40,291 You're not mad about the other night? 493 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:44,291 I took off like a thief. Otherwise, I'd have thrown up. 494 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,750 I was sad but... 495 00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:52,166 Well, I'll be in Paris for 2 days, so maybe we could... 496 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,583 Maybe we could what? 497 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,833 Have dinner together. 498 00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,625 Who's working the fitting rooms? 499 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:03,500 - I'm going right back. - Please do! 500 00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:06,750 Those cases of leggings aren't too heavy for you? 501 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:07,708 No, not too. 502 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:10,041 Then take them up to the stockroom. 503 00:36:13,958 --> 00:36:16,166 - Jolly! - It's one of her nicer days. 504 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,250 Well! 505 00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:20,083 So where you taking me to dinner? 506 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:24,916 I get off at 7. 507 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:27,083 Meet me at the café across the street. 508 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:27,916 Okay. 509 00:36:27,958 --> 00:36:29,333 You'll think of something. 510 00:36:29,375 --> 00:36:31,291 See you tonight then. 511 00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:41,375 What is this Magic Fabric? 512 00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:44,666 Well, it's a scarf, a kerchief, a bandana, 513 00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:47,250 a scrunchie, a bandeau and a headband. 514 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:49,250 Yes, ladies! Got a big meeting? 515 00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:52,958 A job interview? I'm ready. I look terrific. 516 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,625 For a more relaxed look, 517 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,291 Your Magic Fabric becomes a scrunchie! 518 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:00,916 Practical! 519 00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:04,416 It turns cold! I'm freezing! 520 00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:08,875 And your Magic Fabric becomes a fabulous scarf! 521 00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:10,416 Pretty great, huh? 522 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,208 Mango? 523 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:15,750 No, thanks. 524 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:17,833 A gift. 525 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,833 That's so nice, thank you! 526 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,000 Go tell the guys. 527 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:28,083 Street vendor on the run! 528 00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,458 What did he do? 529 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,708 What's the problem? 530 00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:35,500 No, that's mine. I just bought those 2 boxes. 531 00:38:35,541 --> 00:38:37,416 What'll you do with all those avocados? 532 00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:39,333 Guacamole. 533 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,458 What'll you do with all that fruit? 534 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:45,583 Pies? 535 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:51,125 Can't you just let the guy work? What do you care? 536 00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:10,416 This is all I could save. 537 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,291 Do they bother you often? 538 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:16,833 So you're always on the run. 539 00:39:17,416 --> 00:39:18,875 By the way, my name's Brigitte. 540 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:21,916 And you? 541 00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:24,833 Abou or Apu? 542 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:26,541 Apu. 543 00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:29,333 Is that Pakistani? 544 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,958 Indian. Me Indian. 545 00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:34,125 You Paris? 546 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:37,666 No, I'm from Normandy. The Pays de Caux. 547 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,166 In the country. 548 00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:42,166 I'm a farmer. Cows. 549 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:44,875 We breed them 550 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,166 to sell them. 551 00:39:46,541 --> 00:39:48,083 Or the slaughterhouse. 552 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:51,125 Back home, that's forbidden. 553 00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:52,208 Of course! 554 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,625 The sacred cow. 555 00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:57,250 That's good. I don't like to see our animals die. 556 00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:01,541 - What do I owe you? - Six euros. 557 00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:03,291 For you. Thank you. 558 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:05,583 No, you have to sell them! 559 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:08,000 Sir, would you like a case of avocados? 560 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:10,083 I'm now the buyer here, ma'am. 561 00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,375 Him, friend of cops. 562 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,250 Hello, Stan. 563 00:40:26,125 --> 00:40:27,666 Tragic Fabric! 564 00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:51,541 How's it going? 565 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:52,958 Fine. 566 00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:58,500 Listen, I'm sorry but... 567 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,208 I have to cover for a pal. 568 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:04,833 Nothing serious but they're freaking out. 569 00:41:05,791 --> 00:41:10,166 Their babysitter didn't show and they need an emergency replacement. 570 00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:12,958 Oh, okay. 571 00:41:13,666 --> 00:41:16,625 Come along! I told them. They're cool, they don't mind. 572 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:19,416 It's embarrassing. 573 00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:23,000 Even for the kids, it's not too... 574 00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:24,583 They've got a fabulous apartment. 575 00:41:24,625 --> 00:41:26,208 Yeah, maybe... 576 00:41:27,958 --> 00:41:29,416 But I'm uncomfortable. 577 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:31,958 I've got another idea. 578 00:41:32,916 --> 00:41:34,291 I'll go put the kids to bed 579 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:37,208 and you show up later. How's that? 580 00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:40,208 The parents really said okay? 581 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,500 I told you, they're cool. 582 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,500 It's not up for discussion. 583 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:47,208 You dumped me once, you've got no choice. 584 00:41:51,791 --> 00:41:54,041 Xavier, I warn you, it's pot luck! 585 00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,750 We out of ice cubes? 586 00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:59,708 If the freezer's empty, there's a good chance we're out! 587 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,125 I didn't hide them in the cupboard. 588 00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:04,583 What a dummy, I swear! 589 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:07,375 Did Brigitte get in okay? 590 00:42:07,416 --> 00:42:09,583 I don't know, I'll call her later. 591 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:12,375 Fred said she's upset about her rash. 592 00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:15,000 She's seeing the dermatologist you recommended. 593 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,750 Who? Chapuis? 594 00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:21,625 I don't know. The one you saw for your mole. 595 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:25,666 Yeah, Dr. Chapuis. But he retired a year ago. 596 00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:28,833 She said she had an appointment with him tomorrow. 597 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:31,041 I swear, it's impossible. 598 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,958 Please, go calm them down! 599 00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:36,708 The last time I called, the receptionist said... 600 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:40,750 Maybe he has a replacement. Maybe she made an appointment with him. 601 00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:43,791 Maybe. 602 00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:47,333 We need... white wine! 603 00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,708 Help yourself to the Laughing Cow! 604 00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:00,500 - Ciao ragazza! - Hi! 605 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:08,208 - Got the door code? - I'll check your text. 606 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,333 Hello? Hello? 607 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,958 Hello, Xavier? 608 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,875 I was gonna call you. 609 00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,750 - Everything okay? - I'm going to the movies. 610 00:43:22,791 --> 00:43:23,916 Is it open? 611 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,583 You trying to call me? My battery's dead! 612 00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:30,291 The appointment's tomorrow, yes. 613 00:43:31,791 --> 00:43:32,791 B as in Brigitte, 614 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:34,083 1974. 615 00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:37,750 I've gotta go. I can't find the right street. 616 00:43:37,791 --> 00:43:39,541 Yes, I'll be careful. 617 00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:40,875 - Are you still there? - Sleep well. 618 00:43:41,416 --> 00:43:43,416 You have to push. Push hard. 619 00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:46,291 You okay? 620 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:47,750 Fine. 621 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,166 I put the kids to bed but they woke up. 622 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:53,166 Your voice does carry. 623 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,041 Let's forget it. 624 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:03,583 - I want my mom. - Your mom's not here. 625 00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:05,750 You'll see her tomorrow. 626 00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:08,625 How come your mom's here and not ours? 627 00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:12,458 - Great start. - Isn't it? 628 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,375 No. 629 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,666 You jumped! 630 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,250 They're asleep. 631 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,541 Yippee. 632 00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:46,708 What's that? 633 00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:50,875 I'm allergic to perfume. 634 00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:52,791 It'll go away. 635 00:44:58,916 --> 00:45:00,583 You good at rolling joints? 636 00:45:02,458 --> 00:45:03,291 No. 637 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:04,750 - No? - Not really. 638 00:45:04,791 --> 00:45:06,666 Not great, anyway. 639 00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:09,291 Me neither. I suck. 640 00:45:13,833 --> 00:45:16,791 My old roommate could roll 3 papers. Or a tulip. 641 00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:18,500 Ever done tulips? 642 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,041 - Tulips? - Yeah. 643 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:24,375 No, I've never done a tulip. 644 00:45:24,416 --> 00:45:25,916 It's like a flower. 645 00:45:26,916 --> 00:45:29,708 It's hard to roll. Easier than a Brazilian whistle but... 646 00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:31,208 That's true. 647 00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:33,416 Perfect. 648 00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:35,083 So... 649 00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:39,166 A little filter 650 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:41,541 for our little doobie. 651 00:45:44,916 --> 00:45:47,291 Something wild happened to me today. 652 00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:50,708 I was buying tangerines from a guy outside a subway station, 653 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,791 when the cops pounced on him. It was awful! 654 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:54,833 A Pak? 655 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,750 No, he was Indian. 656 00:45:59,416 --> 00:46:00,625 You know what? 657 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:02,750 He should go into DVD pirating. 658 00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:04,541 Much more lucrative than fruit. 659 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,541 I buy 'em all the time. Usually they don't work. 660 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:10,875 No skin off their nose! 661 00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:13,166 They con us and we shut up. 662 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:23,708 - Stan, we can't sleep! - I'm gonna fucking kill those brats! 663 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,125 Coming! 664 00:46:27,041 --> 00:46:28,916 - What is it? - I'm not sleepy! 665 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,791 I'll tell your mother! 666 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:37,083 - Brigitte! - Leave Brigitte out of this! 667 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:26,083 Excuse me, my key was demagnetized, Miss. 668 00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:27,791 I'll fix that right away. 669 00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:35,250 Sorry. 670 00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:38,833 - Thank you, good night. - Good night. 671 00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:06,041 Stop acting so coy! They won't eat you. 672 00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:08,125 What an idiot! 673 00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:29,375 Hi! Sorry for the noise! 674 00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:31,750 I set off the alarm with my cigarette. 675 00:48:31,791 --> 00:48:32,541 Oh, it's you! 676 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 You should notify reception. 677 00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:37,125 I just did. They're on their way up. 678 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,500 What's your accent? 679 00:48:40,541 --> 00:48:42,666 I'm Danish. From Copenhagen. 680 00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:44,125 - Dansk! - Okay. 681 00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:45,958 So you're a tourist? 682 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:47,500 I'm here for the conference. 683 00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:49,166 The conference? 684 00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:51,666 The dental conference. I'm a periodontist. 685 00:48:52,416 --> 00:48:53,666 What is that? 686 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,666 A gum specialist. 687 00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:58,250 And isn't this bad for your gums? 688 00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:01,958 Oh, well, nobody's perfect! 689 00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:05,750 I warn you, I'm about to break another rule! 690 00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:09,541 Didn't see a thing! 691 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:12,625 Don't be mad if I close the window. That noise! 692 00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:14,541 No, I envy you. 693 00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:15,791 Good night. 694 00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:16,708 You, too! 695 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:32,833 Hello, I'd like to make an appointment with Dr. Chapuis, please. 696 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,958 And he has no replacement? 697 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:42,333 Is there another dermatologist in your office? 698 00:49:43,916 --> 00:49:45,250 Fine, thank you. 699 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:07,541 Everything okay? How about a cocktail? 700 00:50:16,041 --> 00:50:16,708 Good morning. 701 00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,041 Brigitte. What a surprise. 702 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:23,500 - You okay? - I'm okay. 703 00:50:26,166 --> 00:50:27,875 I forgot my cell phone. 704 00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:30,875 I know, it's in my jacket. 705 00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:32,833 Could you get it for me? 706 00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:34,375 No. 707 00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,875 I can't budge. You know the boss! 708 00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:39,708 So? 709 00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:42,416 My break's at noon. Meet me out front. 710 00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:47,166 And so nicely put. 711 00:50:55,708 --> 00:51:00,291 Régis, I have to go away. Can you stay here overnight? 712 00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:02,291 Yeah. You meeting your wife? 713 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,666 No. I mean, it's complicated. 714 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:08,000 I have an errand and I'm not sure if I'll be back tonight. 715 00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:10,166 Can you take over till I get back? 716 00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:12,500 Sure, I'll just let Célia know. 717 00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:15,750 - I'll obviously pay you extra. - I hope so. 718 00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:19,250 And if you could not mention this to Brigitte, 719 00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:20,791 I'd appreciate it. 720 00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,541 - You could have told me! - What? 721 00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:34,583 I've been waiting 20 minutes. 722 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,875 - Can I have my cell phone? - Yeah. 723 00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:40,333 Hold this. 724 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:45,958 Hope you don't mind, I had to call a guy in Costa Rica. 725 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:50,666 Humor. Know what that is? 726 00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:53,541 So, are we even? 727 00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:55,750 Thanks. 728 00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:57,041 Sorry. 729 00:51:57,916 --> 00:51:59,291 Can I have my burger or...? 730 00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:01,500 Thank you. 731 00:52:01,541 --> 00:52:03,000 Is the subway that way? 732 00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:05,208 Yeah, that's the Pyramides station. 733 00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:07,541 Where do you wanna go? 734 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:10,666 To buy some fabric at the Marché Saint-Pierre. 735 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:14,166 Gonna whip up a pair of Bermudas? 736 00:52:15,916 --> 00:52:17,791 You're more the bus type, aren't you? 737 00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:21,083 Take the 81, it's right there on the avenue. 738 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:23,416 Go to Place Clichy, then walk. 739 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:26,791 - Perfect. - There you go! 740 00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:30,166 So I'll get going. 741 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:31,791 Don't change your habits. 742 00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:33,875 Just disappear without warning. 743 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,625 You know, they have websites for you chicks now - 744 00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:41,416 you cougars! 745 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:40,208 Hello! 746 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:42,250 How are you? 747 00:53:42,291 --> 00:53:44,041 Not bad. 748 00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:47,916 I'm sorry, 749 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:50,291 I don't even know your name. 750 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:52,000 - Brigitte. - Pleased to meet you. 751 00:53:52,041 --> 00:53:53,583 I'm Jesper. 752 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,416 How's the water? 753 00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:57,000 Fine. 754 00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:02,125 How about taking a walk with me? 755 00:54:03,958 --> 00:54:06,333 They want to take us to Montmartre. 756 00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:09,333 But group activities really aren't my style. 757 00:54:09,916 --> 00:54:12,000 Well, I mean... 758 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:14,250 I'm busy tonight. 759 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,000 And before tonight? 760 00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:18,291 It's not late. 761 00:54:45,833 --> 00:54:49,125 How elegant! As if you go to the opera every night. 762 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:51,208 And you to Siberia! 763 00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:06,083 He's so cute! 764 00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:09,083 Do you have any other children? 765 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:12,583 - Yes, I had a daughter. - No, "I have a daughter." 766 00:58:13,666 --> 00:58:15,333 No, I had a daughter. 767 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,458 Where was this taken? 768 00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:23,416 - Where? - Gilleleje Sjaelland. 769 00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:25,958 It's even hard for us to pronounce. 770 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,208 We have a beach house there. 771 00:58:28,250 --> 00:58:29,250 Sorry, I... 772 00:58:29,625 --> 00:58:32,625 No problem! That's my wife, Ingeborg. 773 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,541 How about it? 774 00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:39,208 - The Ferris wheel? - Yeah! 775 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:43,041 Isn't it dangerous? 776 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:44,541 Not at all. Come on! 777 00:58:44,791 --> 00:58:46,125 Come with me! 778 00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:52,166 - We should take the crosswalk. - It's fine. 779 00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:54,875 People in Paris always use the crosswalk. 780 00:58:56,291 --> 00:58:57,666 It's very dangerous! 781 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,500 You may not know this 782 00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:07,041 but the first amusement park was built in Copenhagen. 783 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,291 The Tivoli. 784 00:59:08,958 --> 00:59:10,750 In 1843. 785 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:14,208 And its founder, a guy named 786 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,958 Georg Carstensen, 787 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,125 convinced King Christian VIII 788 00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:21,291 that he had to build such a park. 789 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:22,750 He said, 790 00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:26,041 "When the people have fun, they forget politics." 791 00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:27,750 You okay? 792 00:59:27,791 --> 00:59:28,833 Not really. 793 00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:32,208 Relax. 794 00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:36,458 Look! We're rising very slowly. 795 00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:39,375 Take in the view. 796 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,458 I definitely don't want to look. 797 00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:45,416 Talk to me, please. Say anything but please talk. 798 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:47,958 So... 799 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,291 The Tivoli Gardens are in the center of Copenhagen, 800 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,833 right near the station. 801 00:59:56,333 --> 01:00:00,208 At night, when it's all lit up, it's really magnificent! 802 01:00:01,750 --> 01:00:03,541 That inspired Walt Disney... 803 01:00:03,583 --> 01:00:05,791 Don't talk. Please, don't talk. 804 01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:07,666 I'd prefer you don't talk. 805 01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:10,708 Are we going down soon? 806 01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:12,458 What do you mean? 807 01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,250 It just started. 808 01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:43,458 - Feeling better? - Yes, I'm sorry. 809 01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:46,541 No, I shouldn't have dragged you on that thing. 810 01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:47,958 What time is it? 811 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,750 I have a date with my sister-in-law. 812 01:00:51,541 --> 01:00:53,250 My husband's sister. 813 01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:57,250 She lives in Paris and insisted we have dinner together. 814 01:01:11,666 --> 01:01:15,041 You still haven't told me why you came to Paris. 815 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,083 No, that's true, I haven't. 816 01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:28,083 If I recall correctly, the boulevard's that way. 817 01:01:29,875 --> 01:01:31,875 There are lots of places to eat. 818 01:01:31,916 --> 01:01:33,458 I'll manage! 819 01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:37,750 Don't be mad but I have to run. 820 01:01:37,791 --> 01:01:40,166 Would you rather shake hands? 821 01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:42,791 In case your sister-in-law sees us. 822 01:01:43,416 --> 01:01:44,750 No, you can kiss my cheek. 823 01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:46,625 - You sure? - Sure! 824 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,500 And if she's seen us, what will you say? 825 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:56,416 That I've never been able to resist a tall handsome Dane. 826 01:01:57,416 --> 01:01:58,791 Bye! 827 01:01:58,833 --> 01:02:01,916 When you get back, meet me at the hotel bar. 828 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:04,958 I'll surely be drowning my sorrows. 829 01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:08,625 Don't get yourself in such a lather! 830 01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:12,000 - Then you shouldn't cuddle! - I didn't cuddle! 831 01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:14,875 Goodbye! 832 01:02:15,625 --> 01:02:17,750 No, see you later! 833 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,583 I like this place because it hasn't changed. 834 01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:26,500 Now they're redoing every café and bistro. 835 01:02:26,916 --> 01:02:29,041 They paint them all burgundy. 836 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:31,666 They hang the same trendy light fixtures. 837 01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:34,875 And those huge TV screens! That makes me crazy! 838 01:02:34,916 --> 01:02:36,916 I'm happy to pay for my food 839 01:02:36,958 --> 01:02:39,875 but I refuse to watch soccer or shitty music videos! 840 01:02:39,916 --> 01:02:40,625 Sure. 841 01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:44,041 Ladies, are you ready to order? 842 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:45,791 No, 843 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,000 we're not. 844 01:02:47,041 --> 01:02:49,625 I think we should have an aperitif! 845 01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,791 We don't dine together every day! 846 01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:54,416 What would you like? 847 01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:57,375 I don't know. A vermouth. 848 01:02:57,708 --> 01:02:59,166 Great idea! Two vermouths. 849 01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:01,791 With maybe some olives or whatever. 850 01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:06,625 Cute. Not too bright but cute. 851 01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:10,583 My life's a desert these days. 852 01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:12,666 Deadsville. 853 01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:14,958 - How so? - My love life. 854 01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:21,000 I even joined match.com. What a bunch of jerks! 855 01:03:21,541 --> 01:03:22,583 One of them... 856 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,875 I won't even tell you, it's so... 857 01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:30,083 But I did click with one guy! 858 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:33,458 Well, nothing will ever happen but... 859 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:37,375 we could be friends. Not great looking 860 01:03:37,416 --> 01:03:38,791 but funny. 861 01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:40,458 Kind of like my brother. 862 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:46,000 Good evening. 863 01:03:46,041 --> 01:03:48,833 Not bad but I prefer the waiter. 864 01:03:49,166 --> 01:03:50,333 Not so loud maybe. 865 01:03:50,375 --> 01:03:52,916 He obviously doesn't speak French. 866 01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,916 He must be Swedish or Finnish. 867 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:57,958 I always found Scandinavians bland. 868 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,750 Not hairy enough! 869 01:04:00,791 --> 01:04:02,916 We were starting to die of thirst! 870 01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:07,625 And the olives? If I drink on an empty stomach, I'll be dancing on the table. 871 01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:09,708 Right away, ma'am. 872 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,041 Shall we clink? 873 01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:18,708 Today, everything's business! 874 01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:22,208 Those capsule coffee machines are really hot, 875 01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:24,291 so now they make tea capsules. 876 01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:27,666 Frankly, how hard is it to use a tea bag? 877 01:04:29,041 --> 01:04:32,416 I don't think it'll catch on. Bad idea! 878 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:34,791 And once they go bankrupt, 879 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:36,708 the capsules will disappear 880 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:39,125 and there'll be machines all over eBay! 881 01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:42,875 Speaking of eBay, I've been looking for a hammock. 882 01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:46,041 I found a great one but it's 400 euros! 883 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:49,208 Kind of pricey for a hunk of cloth, don't you think? 884 01:04:51,041 --> 01:04:53,291 Like you said, it's all business. 885 01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:04,583 By the way, how did it go with the dermatologist? 886 01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:08,000 Great. 887 01:05:08,291 --> 01:05:10,208 Well, you know what I mean. 888 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:13,666 Did he prescribe anything? Xavier said it's much worse. 889 01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:15,916 Yeah. 890 01:05:16,666 --> 01:05:18,250 Now we'll see if... 891 01:05:18,291 --> 01:05:19,250 Show me. 892 01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:21,666 I'm not gonna... 893 01:05:21,916 --> 01:05:24,083 I've seen your rash before! 894 01:05:24,125 --> 01:05:25,291 Still, it's... 895 01:05:25,958 --> 01:05:27,208 That's no reason to... 896 01:05:27,708 --> 01:05:29,791 Just unbutton your blouse! 897 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,041 Christiane, stop! I said no. 898 01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:34,125 Excuse me... 899 01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:37,625 I'm not Finnish or Swedish. 900 01:05:37,666 --> 01:05:39,791 I'm Danish. I just wanted to... 901 01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:41,916 clear that up. 902 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:45,500 Goodbye. 903 01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:48,000 How embarrassing! 904 01:05:48,708 --> 01:05:50,291 But I didn't say anything mean. 905 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,750 Shit! Why didn't he speak French from the start? 906 01:05:57,583 --> 01:06:00,000 So he turns up in my office, all smiles. 907 01:06:00,041 --> 01:06:02,416 He just wanted to slip me the file. 908 01:06:03,875 --> 01:06:06,125 But you know me, I won't be had! 909 01:06:06,791 --> 01:06:09,375 I even said, "No hot potatoes for me!" 910 01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:11,000 There's a cab! Taxi! 911 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,166 Good night! 912 01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:21,166 Tell Xavier to call me once in a while! I always have to call him. 913 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:23,625 Okay. Get home safe, Christiane! 914 01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:48,583 Remember me? Bruno Massoulier, 915 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,625 Superior Breeding Equipment. 916 01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:53,458 My partner and I stopped by last year. 917 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,625 I sold you some udder supports. 918 01:08:57,666 --> 01:09:00,750 And a calf igloo! With a pen, I think. 919 01:09:00,791 --> 01:09:02,708 Yes, that's right. 920 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,541 This is my wife, Stephanie. 921 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:07,666 Your husband... I don't know what you thought 922 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:10,083 but I was disappointed with the show. 923 01:09:10,125 --> 01:09:13,791 They promise you feathers and dancing girls. 924 01:09:13,833 --> 01:09:17,041 Then once you see the show which you've paid for, 925 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:18,708 there's nothing you can do! 926 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,666 Evening, sir. 927 01:09:23,791 --> 01:09:25,541 Anyway, it was great! 928 01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:27,250 Well, we should be going. 929 01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:29,750 - Have a nice evening. - You, too. 930 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:33,166 That's not her husband. 931 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:36,833 Anything wrong? 932 01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:40,250 I think we should call it a day. 933 01:09:40,833 --> 01:09:42,916 Can we go back together? 934 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:46,708 Or would you prefer to take a separate taxi? 935 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,166 How about some music? 936 01:11:00,708 --> 01:11:03,250 Monica Zetterlund. 937 01:11:05,291 --> 01:11:07,208 - Did I pronounce that right? - Great. 938 01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:10,291 She was Swedish. 939 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:12,208 My father's Swedish. 940 01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:14,458 So Christiane wasn't completely wrong. 941 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,958 - It's lovely. - Very. 942 01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:22,750 A little sad, too. 943 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:24,833 What's it about? 944 01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:33,541 I'd better go. 945 01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:37,875 That's absurd. 946 01:11:40,291 --> 01:11:41,583 Good night, Jesper. 947 01:12:42,166 --> 01:12:43,916 So that's it! 948 01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,750 The forbidden territory. 949 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,375 Have you ever been to the Dead Sea? 950 01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:07,250 I ask because back home, in Denmark, 951 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:10,583 when people have 952 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:14,291 eczema or psoriasis, like you, 953 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:18,125 social security covers their travel expenses 954 01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:20,291 to go to the Dead Sea, in Israel. 955 01:13:20,958 --> 01:13:23,416 Apparently, it has healing properties. 956 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:26,125 But then... 957 01:13:27,791 --> 01:13:29,291 I have my own methods. 958 01:14:09,833 --> 01:14:11,500 What's with you? 959 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:14,583 You always go to the toilet when it's time to pay! 960 01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:16,250 Want me to pee my pants? 961 01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,458 Are you shittin' me? 962 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:21,375 - I'm always forking out! - Next time I'll pay! 963 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:23,875 You'll find another excuse for me to pay! 964 01:14:23,916 --> 01:14:25,791 What do you want me to do? 965 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:28,000 Sign a fucking affidavit? 966 01:14:28,041 --> 01:14:31,125 Didn't we say you'd fill the tank this time? 967 01:14:31,166 --> 01:14:34,208 - That's enough! - I'm sick of your con games! 968 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,500 Dad? What are you doing here? 969 01:15:06,083 --> 01:15:09,750 I had to see a customer, so I thought I'd make a detour. 970 01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:12,500 Don't worry about me. 971 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,125 Dad, did you have something to tell me? 972 01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:25,083 Just take care of yourself. 973 01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:36,833 Come see us more often. 974 01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:39,125 You bet. 975 01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:53,500 I defy anyone to make more disgusting pasta! 976 01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:07,041 She'll be back, don't worry. 977 01:19:12,250 --> 01:19:13,833 How do you know? 978 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:15,750 Because I do. 979 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:19,083 Your wife loves you. 980 01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:21,791 Did you hear something? 981 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:24,041 See something? 982 01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:25,583 No. 983 01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:27,958 But I'm here 984 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:29,708 with you both. 985 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:31,583 I can sense things. 986 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,625 I went to Paris. 987 01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:39,125 I saw her with a man. 988 01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:50,166 That's what happens. When you're too curious, 989 01:19:50,708 --> 01:19:52,375 you stupidly get hurt. 990 01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:53,875 She's cheating on me, Régis. 991 01:19:54,666 --> 01:19:56,125 Lying and cheating. 992 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,166 Haven't you ever cheated on your wife? 993 01:20:00,541 --> 01:20:03,041 I'm sorry to be so direct but... 994 01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:07,333 you got laid then you came home. 995 01:20:08,833 --> 01:20:12,250 I remember, she was sitting here in the kitchen, too. 996 01:20:13,208 --> 01:20:14,583 She was crying. 997 01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:16,958 She thought you'd leave her. 998 01:20:18,166 --> 01:20:20,375 She was completely shattered. 999 01:20:21,791 --> 01:20:23,708 And I said the same thing to her. 1000 01:20:24,291 --> 01:20:25,916 How did she know? 1001 01:20:26,916 --> 01:20:28,708 I think she followed you. 1002 01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:32,208 You're alike. 1003 01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:35,625 That's why you love each other. 1004 01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:44,416 I'm going home. 1005 01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:47,375 Can I come in late tomorrow? 1006 01:20:47,416 --> 01:20:48,875 Of course. 1007 01:21:24,791 --> 01:21:27,916 I hope you enjoyed your stay with us. 1008 01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:28,750 Thank you. 1009 01:21:36,833 --> 01:21:37,708 Have a nice day. 1010 01:21:38,416 --> 01:21:40,041 Same to you. Goodbye. 1011 01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:52,333 - How was your trip? - Great. 1012 01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:53,833 Was the train crowded? 1013 01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:55,458 No, it was almost empty. 1014 01:22:59,458 --> 01:23:01,750 So what did the doctor say? 1015 01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:06,375 He recommended I go to Israel. 1016 01:23:07,833 --> 01:23:10,916 To the Dead Sea. It apparently works wonders. 1017 01:23:10,958 --> 01:23:12,541 The sun, the salt water. 1018 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,208 And the mud baths. 1019 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,000 He says that's the best. 1020 01:23:26,666 --> 01:23:29,166 Mr. Fontanel, when you buy a bull, 1021 01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:32,208 there's no guarantee, like for a kitchen appliance. 1022 01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:35,000 Let me be clear, 1023 01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:37,708 we won't reimburse you one cent. 1024 01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:39,375 That'll be the day! 1025 01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:42,708 You think you struck gold but I'm no pushover! 1026 01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:45,291 Then I'll see you in court! 1027 01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:47,500 I offered you an exchange in writing 1028 01:23:47,541 --> 01:23:48,916 and you never responded. 1029 01:23:49,416 --> 01:23:52,708 Call again at night and I'll beat the shit outta you! 1030 01:23:53,291 --> 01:23:54,041 Understand? 1031 01:23:56,250 --> 01:23:57,083 The hick! 1032 01:23:58,041 --> 01:23:59,708 Leaving you alone did you good! 1033 01:24:02,333 --> 01:24:03,916 Why didn't you turn left? 1034 01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:14,625 I also did some shopping. 1035 01:24:14,666 --> 01:24:16,458 The sales are still on. 1036 01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:19,250 Second markdown! 1037 01:24:19,291 --> 01:24:20,791 Pretty, isn't it? 1038 01:24:23,208 --> 01:24:25,291 And I bought some fabric 1039 01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:29,041 to make new living room curtains. I'm sick of that velvet. 1040 01:24:31,083 --> 01:24:32,125 You okay? 1041 01:24:32,750 --> 01:24:34,083 Yeah, fine. 1042 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:37,541 You're sweet to take me here. 1043 01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:42,541 And you wore your nice shirt and tie. 1044 01:24:43,708 --> 01:24:45,583 What are you competing for today? 1045 01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:48,041 What do you think? 1046 01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:52,250 I don't know. 1047 01:24:53,125 --> 01:24:54,041 The scallops? 1048 01:24:54,375 --> 01:24:55,583 That's for me. 1049 01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:58,791 And tournedos for the gentleman. 1050 01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:00,041 Enjoy your meal! 1051 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,791 What's the matter? 1052 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:05,708 Miss! 1053 01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:12,333 This isn't tournedos, it's rump steak. 1054 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:13,833 That is the tournedos. 1055 01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:15,500 I'll go check but... 1056 01:25:15,541 --> 01:25:16,458 Please do. 1057 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:17,875 You didn't even taste it. 1058 01:25:17,916 --> 01:25:20,750 I don't need to waste a piece of meat. 1059 01:25:20,791 --> 01:25:23,750 It's not tournedos, it has the texture of rump steak. 1060 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:25,833 I'll go ask the chef. 1061 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:31,166 Excuse me, but I'm going to start. It's not her fault. 1062 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:33,041 Was I yelling at her? 1063 01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:34,916 Calm down. 1064 01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:38,041 I'm very calm. 1065 01:25:45,916 --> 01:25:47,875 The chef says it is tournedos. 1066 01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:50,041 Taste it! 1067 01:25:51,375 --> 01:25:52,875 You're pissing me off! 1068 01:25:57,625 --> 01:26:00,166 I'm tasting it and now I repeat, 1069 01:26:00,791 --> 01:26:02,083 it's rump steak. 1070 01:26:02,125 --> 01:26:03,541 May I see the chef, please? 1071 01:26:07,125 --> 01:26:08,625 Eat before it gets cold. 1072 01:26:08,666 --> 01:26:13,000 I know you've got balls! You demonstrated that in the car. 1073 01:26:13,041 --> 01:26:15,458 Don't goad me or you'll be sorry. 1074 01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:17,625 All this for a piece of meat? 1075 01:26:17,666 --> 01:26:18,958 Don't lecture me, okay? 1076 01:26:19,291 --> 01:26:20,916 This is a fish restaurant. 1077 01:26:24,666 --> 01:26:26,916 I'm sorry, the chef's too busy. 1078 01:26:26,958 --> 01:26:30,791 He swears it's tournedos but if you'd prefer something else... 1079 01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:32,291 So I'm out of my mind? 1080 01:26:32,333 --> 01:26:34,875 If he can't move his ass, bring him this 1081 01:26:34,916 --> 01:26:37,083 so he can taste his tournedos! 1082 01:26:37,125 --> 01:26:38,458 Change your tone or I'm leaving. 1083 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:40,000 I breed cattle. 1084 01:26:40,916 --> 01:26:44,041 I know the difference between tournedos, which is here, 1085 01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:46,208 and rump steak, which is fucking here! 1086 01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:49,541 I'm sorry, bring us the check. 1087 01:26:50,041 --> 01:26:53,208 Sorry? That takes the cake! You turn the other cheek? 1088 01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:54,375 What are you talking about? 1089 01:26:54,416 --> 01:26:55,416 I'll get the check. 1090 01:26:55,458 --> 01:26:57,625 Can't you just eat what they served? 1091 01:26:57,666 --> 01:26:59,666 But it's not tournedos! 1092 01:27:56,666 --> 01:27:58,500 Xavier, you coming to bed? 1093 01:27:58,541 --> 01:28:00,083 Yeah, I'm coming. 1094 01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:03,166 What's with Big Jim? Still his hoof? 1095 01:28:03,208 --> 01:28:05,916 No, I think he's depressed. 1096 01:28:06,875 --> 01:28:09,666 Ever since we separated him from Bora Bora. 1097 01:28:10,333 --> 01:28:13,500 When they romped around together, he was fine. 1098 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:16,583 When he didn't see her, he thought she was gone. 1099 01:28:17,208 --> 01:28:19,041 So he's gone to pot. 1100 01:28:19,916 --> 01:28:22,708 But she's back. He can see she's back. 1101 01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:25,125 Yeah, but I think he's panicking. 1102 01:28:25,166 --> 01:28:27,583 He's afraid it won't be like before. 1103 01:28:28,291 --> 01:28:30,375 Or if he'll be good enough? 1104 01:28:30,416 --> 01:28:31,708 Obviously, he will! 1105 01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:34,750 Nothing's changed. Tell Big Jim! 1106 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:36,875 Everything's back in order. 1107 01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:39,750 Are you sure? 1108 01:28:44,166 --> 01:28:45,041 Yes. 1109 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:43,333 What's the matter? 1110 01:29:44,916 --> 01:29:48,500 As you know, the internet and I never hit it off. 1111 01:29:48,958 --> 01:29:49,791 Yeah. 1112 01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:55,750 And so? 1113 01:29:56,458 --> 01:29:58,750 I wanted to make you happy, 1114 01:29:58,791 --> 01:30:00,875 so I went onto a travel website 1115 01:30:01,250 --> 01:30:03,125 and booked 2 weeks in Israel. 1116 01:30:04,708 --> 01:30:06,208 I don't believe it! 1117 01:30:06,250 --> 01:30:08,458 You'll unlock the secrets of the Dead Sea. 1118 01:30:09,041 --> 01:30:10,083 Are you kidding? 1119 01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,416 No, I swear. 1120 01:30:11,458 --> 01:30:12,958 Except... 1121 01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:15,916 I wasn't careful and... 1122 01:30:16,708 --> 01:30:20,208 we're going to Tel Aviv by way of Glasgow, Scotland. 1123 01:30:22,041 --> 01:30:24,791 - I didn't see it wasn't direct. - It'll take all day! 1124 01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:28,250 Almost. And the return flight stops in Lisbon. 1125 01:30:28,916 --> 01:30:30,916 It was in small print. 1126 01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:32,500 Obviously. 1127 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:36,125 They don't put that in big, flashing red letters. 1128 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,666 If you want, we can cancel. 1129 01:30:38,708 --> 01:30:41,833 No, we're not canceling anything. 1130 01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:44,500 - Shall we go anyway? - Yes! 1131 01:30:48,583 --> 01:30:50,958 I think it'll do us good. 1132 01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:52,791 I hope so! 1133 01:30:55,708 --> 01:30:57,916 That's a watering trough. 1134 01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:59,500 But we call it a watering hole. 1135 01:31:00,333 --> 01:31:03,750 It's always clogged, so you have to clean it out. 1136 01:31:03,791 --> 01:31:05,083 Open the latch! 1137 01:31:09,083 --> 01:31:11,166 Keep the straw from clogging it! 1138 01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:13,541 Go right to the bottom 1139 01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:15,500 and clean everything out. 1140 01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:17,875 Just like that. Understand, Apu? 1141 01:31:19,250 --> 01:31:20,375 Straw. 1142 01:31:20,416 --> 01:31:22,750 Right! Keep an eye on him anyway. 1143 01:31:23,541 --> 01:31:25,583 What else can we show him? 1144 01:31:25,625 --> 01:31:26,708 Mash. 1145 01:31:27,458 --> 01:31:28,583 Right. 1146 01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:30,541 The mashed beets. Let's go! 1147 01:31:34,708 --> 01:31:37,625 You're obviously not the one carrying that suitcase. 1148 01:31:39,291 --> 01:31:41,500 You don't need a sweater, it's hot there. 1149 01:31:41,541 --> 01:31:44,666 Xavier, please let me do this alone. It'll be faster. 1150 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,791 Don't forget my Bermudas. 1151 01:31:52,458 --> 01:31:54,416 I packed his Bermudas. 1152 01:33:24,666 --> 01:33:27,500 You're about to come to a road... 1153 01:33:27,541 --> 01:33:29,000 on your right. 1154 01:33:29,041 --> 01:33:30,208 Leading where? 1155 01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:31,708 Surprise! 1156 01:33:34,041 --> 01:33:35,500 What a welcome! 1157 01:33:36,458 --> 01:33:39,416 Okay! Now I see! 1158 01:33:50,916 --> 01:33:51,916 This is insane. 1159 01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:53,791 With the desert as a backdrop. 1160 01:33:54,250 --> 01:33:56,125 D'you see all the fans? 79970

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