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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,486 --> 00:00:20,486 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:52,197 --> 00:00:58,075 Down below, down below 3 00:00:58,077 --> 00:01:01,495 Caught the devil talking to his son 4 00:01:01,497 --> 00:01:07,293 Who wanted to go up above, up above 5 00:01:09,087 --> 00:01:12,672 He cried, it's getting too warm for me down here 6 00:01:12,674 --> 00:01:16,467 And so I'm going up on Earth 7 00:01:16,469 --> 00:01:18,635 Where I can have a little fun 8 00:01:19,805 --> 00:01:22,472 The devil slowly shook his head 9 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:25,517 And then told his son 10 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:30,688 Stay down here where you belong 11 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:36,110 The folks who live above you don't know right from wrong 12 00:01:36,112 --> 00:01:37,069 To please their 13 00:01:38,739 --> 00:01:43,324 - This is an NYC6 breaking news bulletin. 14 00:01:43,326 --> 00:01:44,450 - Preliminary reports indicate 15 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:47,412 that at least six more bodies have been found. 16 00:01:47,414 --> 00:01:49,247 Police have not released a statement, 17 00:01:49,249 --> 00:01:52,250 but witnesses claim that the murder victims were mutilated, 18 00:01:52,252 --> 00:01:56,003 and upon their chests was carved the Scar of David, 19 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:58,213 the calling card of the Hanukiller. 20 00:01:58,215 --> 00:02:01,425 Authorities fear the Hanukiller will strike again tonight 21 00:02:01,427 --> 00:02:03,468 and urge people to stay indoors, 22 00:02:03,470 --> 00:02:05,429 for tonight is Zot Hanukkah, 23 00:02:05,431 --> 00:02:07,638 the eighth and final night of Hanukkah, 24 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,475 the final seal of the high holiday season of Yom Kippur, 25 00:02:11,477 --> 00:02:13,686 and it's considered the time to repent, 26 00:02:13,688 --> 00:02:14,812 out of love of God. 27 00:02:14,814 --> 00:02:15,688 In other news-- 28 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,583 - Obie. 29 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,376 Obie. 30 00:04:57,713 --> 00:04:58,962 Obie. 31 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:00,714 Obediah, where are you? 32 00:05:00,716 --> 00:05:01,548 Where are you? 33 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:03,800 Come, come to me. 34 00:05:03,802 --> 00:05:07,887 Come to me. 35 00:05:07,889 --> 00:05:12,308 Obie? 36 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:18,396 Obie, Obie! 37 00:05:29,659 --> 00:05:35,456 - Sit, sit. 38 00:05:41,795 --> 00:05:47,675 Here. 39 00:06:04,024 --> 00:06:09,693 - Obie! 40 00:06:09,695 --> 00:06:11,612 Come to me! 41 00:06:11,614 --> 00:06:12,822 Obie, come to me! 42 00:06:12,824 --> 00:06:14,281 Come to Mommy. 43 00:06:14,283 --> 00:06:20,745 Come to Mommy! 44 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:23,289 Obediah! 45 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,208 Come to me. 46 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,418 Come to me. 47 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:33,217 Come to me! 48 00:06:47,522 --> 00:06:53,403 - For you, only for you. 49 00:07:08,499 --> 00:07:09,290 - Knife! 50 00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:11,667 Step away from the kid! 51 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,184 - What's up with your hair? 52 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,520 You're like a werewolf. 53 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:54,691 - American werewolf in your hiney. 54 00:09:56,903 --> 00:09:58,445 - You wish. 55 00:09:58,447 --> 00:09:59,612 It's fuckin' freezing. 56 00:09:59,614 --> 00:10:01,281 Why don't you put the top up? 57 00:10:01,283 --> 00:10:04,326 - Why you take your fuckin' top off, Amanda? 58 00:10:04,328 --> 00:10:06,660 - Why don't you take it off for me, Steven? 59 00:10:06,662 --> 00:10:09,788 - All right, don't mind if I do. 60 00:10:12,168 --> 00:10:13,917 All right. 61 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:15,961 Yeah. - Told you, 62 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,837 Aunt Flo is visiting. 63 00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:19,047 - Aunt Flo? 64 00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:20,465 Who's Aunt Flo? 65 00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:21,591 Fuck Aunt Flo. 66 00:10:21,593 --> 00:10:24,218 - Aunt Flo! 67 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,636 - Got it, don't care. 68 00:10:25,638 --> 00:10:27,430 - Oh! 69 00:10:27,432 --> 00:10:28,598 Good. 70 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:33,185 It's time for you to earn your living. 71 00:10:33,187 --> 00:10:34,936 - No strings attached. 72 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:41,109 - Just go around it. 73 00:10:47,325 --> 00:10:51,744 Ah, yeah. 74 00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:56,790 Oh put your pee pee in me, just do it, just do it. 75 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,142 - It's open. 76 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,856 - Where's Josh? 77 00:11:23,858 --> 00:11:25,900 - In the shower. 78 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,444 - Why? 79 00:11:28,446 --> 00:11:29,694 - Because we fucked. 80 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:33,031 What kind of a stupid question is that? 81 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:35,659 - But why are we letting him bail on the party? 82 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,745 - Well, it's either a nice Hanukkah dinner 83 00:11:38,747 --> 00:11:40,080 with his girlfriend's mother 84 00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:43,374 or a wild booze-soaked fuck fest. 85 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:48,045 You try convincin' Super Jew to come with us. 86 00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:49,964 - What's up, David? 87 00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:52,466 Kickin' it with the heathen, I see. 88 00:11:52,468 --> 00:11:54,467 - Yes, I'm a bad Jew. 89 00:11:54,469 --> 00:11:58,138 - That's okay. 90 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:00,223 Even a bad Jew serves God. 91 00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:06,311 - Yes, I'm a bad example for the rest of the Jews. 92 00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:08,063 David and I were actually just talking 93 00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:09,440 about how you're pussy-whipped 94 00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:12,317 and ditching your friends, tonight. 95 00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:14,862 - Wait, you said that about me? 96 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:18,656 Now I'll have to go just to prove you wrong. 97 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:23,119 - Nice fuckin' bathrobe. 98 00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:25,746 - So you're letting Rachel drag you 99 00:12:25,748 --> 00:12:27,790 to her mom's place for dinner, huh? 100 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:32,586 - Actually, Mrs. Horowitz called and invited me personally. 101 00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:33,920 Rachel didn't even want to go. 102 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:38,383 - Yeah, Rachel's mom adores Josh. 103 00:12:38,385 --> 00:12:40,677 It's like he's so Jewish 104 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:44,889 that it negates the fact that he's black. 105 00:12:44,891 --> 00:12:47,433 - You know, I don't know what the best part about living 106 00:12:47,435 --> 00:12:51,061 with you is, the fact that you're a racist 107 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:54,731 or that you're a self-hating Jew. 108 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,983 - Maybe it's 'cause I wear pants. 109 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,402 Go put some fuckin' pants on. 110 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:03,823 Walkin' around like a flasher. 111 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,533 It's weird, right? 112 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,702 - Oh, a little, um , 113 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:13,749 so Josh and Rachel are getting pretty serious, huh? 114 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:16,710 - Oh my God, 115 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,919 you're jealous. - What? 116 00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:19,462 No, dude, I'm just-- 117 00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:20,505 - No, I get it. 118 00:13:20,507 --> 00:13:23,466 Mrs. Horowitz never really gave you a chance. 119 00:13:23,468 --> 00:13:26,636 And usually when a girl's mom doesn't like you, 120 00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:28,638 it makes them want you more, 121 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,889 like a forbidden fruit. 122 00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:32,557 But too late now. 123 00:13:33,852 --> 00:13:36,311 Once you go black , 124 00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:37,854 well, in this case, it's Josh, 125 00:13:37,856 --> 00:13:41,899 but she's not going back. 126 00:13:41,901 --> 00:13:45,694 Even circumcised, it's probably huge. 127 00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:48,489 - Didn't you say that Rachel didn't want to go tonight? 128 00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:54,287 - No, Rachel wanted to go to the party, but Josh sucks. 129 00:15:10,316 --> 00:15:13,233 - What are you doing? 130 00:15:13,235 --> 00:15:19,614 Can you... 131 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,243 What are you doing? 132 00:15:24,245 --> 00:15:26,662 What are you gonna do? 133 00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:30,290 Please let me go. 134 00:15:30,292 --> 00:15:34,669 Please, please, please. 135 00:15:37,716 --> 00:15:44,637 Help me! 136 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:48,265 Help me, please! 137 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:52,645 Let me go. 138 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:58,650 Let me go, please, let me. 139 00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:00,693 Come on, come on! 140 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:14,539 Um, hello, um, 141 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,541 can you, um, can you take this off? 142 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,335 This is hurting. 143 00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:23,881 Um, hello, can you look at me? 144 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,635 Um, what are you doing? 145 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:29,886 What are you doing to me? 146 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,430 Please let me go. 147 00:16:32,432 --> 00:16:36,059 I want to go home! 148 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:39,938 I want to go home! 149 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:42,564 Please let me outta here! 150 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:45,734 Please, this is hurting me! 151 00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:49,279 Please let me go home, please! 152 00:16:49,281 --> 00:16:52,241 Please, please. 153 00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,283 Please let me go. 154 00:16:54,285 --> 00:16:55,535 Can you look at me? 155 00:16:55,537 --> 00:16:56,744 Can you look at me? 156 00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:57,578 Can you look at me? 157 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,831 Just look at me. 158 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,457 Why, what are you doing? 159 00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:04,669 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 160 00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:06,378 please don't, no, no! 161 00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:17,680 No, okay, okay, I'm sorry. 162 00:17:17,682 --> 00:17:21,350 I'll, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop. 163 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,085 - Joshua, hello. 164 00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:51,879 - Hello, Mrs. Horowitz. 165 00:17:51,881 --> 00:17:53,337 Is Rachel already here? 166 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,798 I couldn't get her on the phone and-- 167 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,632 - I know. 168 00:17:56,634 --> 00:18:01,512 She phoned to let us know she wouldn't be joining us. 169 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:07,269 But you're still staying for dinner, right? 170 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,814 - I, yeah, I guess, 171 00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:16,485 if you still want me to. 172 00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:19,069 - Totally. 173 00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:23,115 - Okay. 174 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,129 - So, wait, you didn't even tell Josh you're coming 175 00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:39,756 to the party? 176 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,256 - I'm sure after a couple glasses 177 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:47,056 of Manischewitz with my mom, he'll get the picture. 178 00:18:53,311 --> 00:18:56,979 - You see it? 179 00:18:56,981 --> 00:19:02,779 They're fucking. 180 00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:06,488 Are you serious? 181 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:08,365 What happened to Melissa? 182 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,450 - Fuck Melissa. 183 00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:13,703 - Rachel's not even gay. 184 00:19:13,705 --> 00:19:19,502 - You're gay. 185 00:19:22,797 --> 00:19:25,464 - Okay. 186 00:19:25,466 --> 00:19:27,049 - What are you doing? 187 00:19:27,051 --> 00:19:28,883 - I'm calling Josh. 188 00:19:28,885 --> 00:19:30,009 - Why? 189 00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:35,181 - Because we're all trying to fuck his girlfriend. 190 00:19:41,021 --> 00:19:42,771 - Don't worry, hon, 191 00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:46,275 David and Judy are the only ones who stand a chance. 192 00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:49,987 And Josh, he wouldn't even know what you're talking about 193 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,947 because he doesn't even want to fuck his girlfriend. 194 00:19:52,949 --> 00:19:55,491 He's waiting to fuck his wife. 195 00:19:56,327 --> 00:20:02,125 And that ain't gonna be me. 196 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:06,793 - What are you guys talkin' about? 197 00:20:06,795 --> 00:20:09,588 - Adam wants to call Josh. 198 00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:12,924 - Yeah, you remember Josh, right? 199 00:20:12,926 --> 00:20:16,136 - Yeah. 200 00:20:16,138 --> 00:20:19,346 Yeah , definitely call Josh. 201 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,933 He should come. 202 00:20:22,935 --> 00:20:25,185 It is, uh, it's a two-hour drive, though. 203 00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:30,648 Do you really think he wants to do that by himself? 204 00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:32,859 - Well, he was invited. 205 00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:35,153 He just didn't wanna come. 206 00:20:35,155 --> 00:20:39,032 - Case closed. 207 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:42,743 - So Rachel and Josh haven't even sealed the deal yet? 208 00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:44,536 That's crazy. 209 00:20:44,538 --> 00:20:47,247 How long have they been together? 210 00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:49,625 Is he like a virgin or something? 211 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:52,085 - That would make a lot of sense. 212 00:20:52,087 --> 00:20:56,005 Hey, hey 213 00:20:56,007 --> 00:20:57,506 Bitch, you ain't got shit on me 214 00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:59,258 Queen D, yeah, the crown only fit on me 215 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,177 That's why, that's why your man wanna feel on me 216 00:21:01,179 --> 00:21:02,678 He's fucking you, his mind still on me 217 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,388 - Fuckin' move before I pee myself. 218 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,222 - You got the fuckin' the bladder of a nine-years-old girl. 219 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,935 - You have tit of a nine-year-old boy. 220 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:10,977 Move! 221 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:11,895 Who got bitches 222 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:13,104 They more badder than your bitches 223 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,773 - Ah, you pee so much. 224 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,399 Let me call up some more bitches 225 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,193 Now we got that party bouncing 226 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,986 Hittin' switches, hittin' switches 227 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,780 And you talkin' like you did this 228 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,656 But I lit this 229 00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:24,657 You can witness 230 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,617 Now we turnt up, and you turnt out 231 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,452 We burn it up, and you burnt out 232 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,203 I'm caked up with my cakes out 233 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,663 And you eat that shit 234 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,497 One more time 235 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,957 We turnt up, and you turnt out 236 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,416 We burn it up, and you burnt out 237 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,502 I'm caked up with my cakes out 238 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,588 And you eat that shit, Little Debbie 239 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:41,672 - Hold on. 240 00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:45,926 - Fuckin' whore! 241 00:21:45,928 --> 00:21:47,803 - Yo, is there a fuckin' problem here? 242 00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:50,097 - This fuckin' prostitute is my problem. 243 00:21:50,099 --> 00:21:54,183 - Ladies, please! 244 00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:55,309 There is enough papochka 245 00:21:55,311 --> 00:21:58,562 to go around for everyone, huh? 246 00:21:58,564 --> 00:21:59,397 See? 247 00:21:59,399 --> 00:22:02,525 - Judy, get back in the car. 248 00:22:02,527 --> 00:22:05,151 - We're all friends. 249 00:22:05,153 --> 00:22:06,778 Bitch, you ain't got shit on me 250 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:08,238 Queen D, yeah, the crown only fit on me 251 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:13,034 - Friends, friends, friends. 252 00:22:13,036 --> 00:22:15,578 - Jeez. 253 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,329 - Hey, comrade, there was nobody here, 254 00:22:17,331 --> 00:22:18,539 so I helped myself of the key, okay? 255 00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:23,293 - Excuse me, do you know where this is? 256 00:22:23,295 --> 00:22:25,045 - I know where this is! 257 00:22:25,047 --> 00:22:26,171 Is Ian's party. 258 00:22:26,173 --> 00:22:27,131 I go there, too. 259 00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:28,090 - You're going to the party? 260 00:22:28,092 --> 00:22:28,923 - Yes. 261 00:22:28,925 --> 00:22:30,508 - Are you going with Boris and Natasha? 262 00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:33,302 - Yes, I am. 263 00:22:33,304 --> 00:22:37,265 - What the fuck is she doing? 264 00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:39,559 - Just follow me. - Okay. 265 00:22:39,561 --> 00:22:41,601 Thanks for nothing. 266 00:22:41,603 --> 00:22:47,065 Let's go. - Let's go. 267 00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:50,569 - Hey, guys, guess who's coming to the party. 268 00:22:50,571 --> 00:22:53,487 - Hey, they're going to the party, too. 269 00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:54,613 - Gonna be great. 270 00:22:54,615 --> 00:22:55,489 - No way! 271 00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:58,284 No, you're not invited them to Ian's. 272 00:22:58,286 --> 00:22:59,410 - Shut the fuck up. 273 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,536 I did not invite them. 274 00:23:00,538 --> 00:23:02,538 They were already going. 275 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:04,873 - Hey, don't tell her to shut the fuck up. 276 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,791 And you eat that shit, Little Debbie 277 00:23:06,793 --> 00:23:10,837 - They drove two hour from the city. 278 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:12,547 - They drove two hours. 279 00:23:12,549 --> 00:23:13,590 You ain't got shit on me 280 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:14,632 - Two hours? 281 00:23:14,634 --> 00:23:18,010 Aw, you are so caring for them. 282 00:23:18,012 --> 00:23:19,511 Bitch, you ain't got shit on me 283 00:23:19,513 --> 00:23:21,305 Queen D, yeah, the crown only fit on me 284 00:23:21,307 --> 00:23:22,389 - Nina, quit being a bitch, let's just go. 285 00:23:22,391 --> 00:23:24,266 You don't have to talk to them. 286 00:23:24,268 --> 00:23:25,726 Come on! 287 00:23:25,728 --> 00:23:26,852 - No, you have two choices. 288 00:23:26,854 --> 00:23:28,437 You either tell them to fuck off, 289 00:23:28,439 --> 00:23:29,937 or you're taking me home now! 290 00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:31,314 - Wrong! 291 00:23:31,316 --> 00:23:32,440 I have a third choice. 292 00:23:32,442 --> 00:23:35,068 I tell you to fuck off! 293 00:23:46,455 --> 00:23:49,456 - Are we just gonna leave her here? 294 00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:52,833 - Well, we could pick her up. 295 00:23:52,835 --> 00:23:55,711 - Let's vote on it. 296 00:23:55,713 --> 00:23:56,629 - Nay. 297 00:23:56,631 --> 00:23:59,507 - Nope! 298 00:23:59,509 --> 00:24:02,259 - I just didn't want to be a cunt first. 299 00:24:02,261 --> 00:24:03,427 Nay. 300 00:24:03,429 --> 00:24:05,011 - You guys are fucked up. 301 00:24:07,891 --> 00:24:13,688 - Bye, Felicia. 302 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,878 - Hey, Yuri left me at the gas station, 303 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,131 and my purse is still in the car. 304 00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:46,716 I have no money. 305 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:52,515 Call me as soon as you get this. 306 00:25:14,828 --> 00:25:18,412 - Some fuckin' gay bathhouse. 307 00:25:18,414 --> 00:25:21,957 - There's room on the couch if you guys wanna sit down. 308 00:25:21,959 --> 00:25:23,542 - You should have brought Nina. 309 00:25:23,544 --> 00:25:25,502 - No! 310 00:25:25,504 --> 00:25:29,964 I still have the other. 311 00:25:29,966 --> 00:25:31,424 Don't disrespect Nina like that. 312 00:25:31,426 --> 00:25:33,551 Show some respect. 313 00:25:33,553 --> 00:25:37,597 - Hey, what's up, guys? 314 00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:39,390 - Nothing is up, 315 00:25:39,392 --> 00:25:41,474 'cause this is a fucking sausage fest. 316 00:25:41,476 --> 00:25:42,309 - I know, I know. 317 00:25:42,311 --> 00:25:43,185 I made some phone calls. 318 00:25:43,187 --> 00:25:44,186 Don't worry. - Oh. 319 00:25:44,188 --> 00:25:46,563 The boy made phone calls, oh. 320 00:25:46,565 --> 00:25:48,440 - Where's Nina? 321 00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:53,777 - See, your fallback plans 322 00:25:53,779 --> 00:25:58,616 in case it's a sausage buffet. 323 00:25:58,618 --> 00:26:03,996 - Yeah, your kind of buffet , oi. 324 00:26:10,962 --> 00:26:13,213 - Hey, guys, where's Josh? 325 00:26:13,215 --> 00:26:15,256 - He couldn't make it. 326 00:26:15,258 --> 00:26:16,090 - Bullshit. 327 00:26:16,092 --> 00:26:20,135 Get his ass down here. 328 00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:22,846 - Right, 'cause that's what this party needs. 329 00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:27,851 More cock! 330 00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:29,018 - That was great. 331 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,145 Rachel doesn't know what she missed. 332 00:26:31,147 --> 00:26:34,190 - She does tend to take things for granted, 333 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:36,859 a pitfall of youth. 334 00:26:42,699 --> 00:26:48,703 I have a confession to make. 335 00:26:48,705 --> 00:26:52,873 I knew Rachel would not come tonight. 336 00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:56,043 I know my daughter very well, 337 00:26:56,045 --> 00:27:01,842 the advantage of experience. 338 00:27:04,136 --> 00:27:09,180 So tell me, Josh, how serious are you and Rachel? 339 00:27:09,182 --> 00:27:15,311 - Serious, very serious. 340 00:27:15,313 --> 00:27:18,647 - When Mr. Horowitz passed away, 341 00:27:18,649 --> 00:27:20,774 it was very difficult for me. 342 00:27:20,776 --> 00:27:25,946 I almost thought of selling this house. 343 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:31,744 It's very, very lonely here. 344 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:36,622 - I can't sleep with you. 345 00:27:36,624 --> 00:27:38,666 - What? 346 00:27:38,668 --> 00:27:39,917 - Leviticus 20:14, 347 00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:45,088 "And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness." 348 00:27:45,090 --> 00:27:49,718 - Take a wife and her mother? 349 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:54,638 - You know, take her. 350 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,726 - All right, Joshua, I know what you meant. 351 00:27:58,728 --> 00:28:01,562 I'm familiar with Leviticus. 352 00:28:01,564 --> 00:28:03,772 - I haven't even slept with Rachel. 353 00:28:03,774 --> 00:28:06,024 I'm waiting until I'm married. 354 00:28:06,026 --> 00:28:08,484 I mean, of course, I'd love to bed you right now. 355 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:12,155 That, that would be great, 356 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:18,285 but staying with the spirit of the law. 357 00:28:18,287 --> 00:28:25,042 - Joshua, I am not trying to seduce you. 358 00:28:25,044 --> 00:28:26,626 I wanted to tell you, 359 00:28:26,628 --> 00:28:29,170 if you intend on marrying my daughter, 360 00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:32,506 I would make a wedding gift of this house. 361 00:28:38,264 --> 00:28:41,890 No more wine for you. 362 00:28:47,647 --> 00:28:48,980 - Oh God. 363 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:52,441 - I'm pretty sure they're gonna notice the only two girls 364 00:28:52,443 --> 00:28:54,443 at the party are missing. 365 00:28:54,445 --> 00:28:55,486 - Yeah, well, I told Ian 366 00:28:55,488 --> 00:28:58,030 that we're using his sister's bathroom. 367 00:28:58,032 --> 00:28:59,990 He thinks I'm going to call my girlfriends 368 00:28:59,992 --> 00:29:01,241 and have 'em come to the party. 369 00:29:01,243 --> 00:29:02,242 Yeah, right. 370 00:29:02,244 --> 00:29:05,328 - What girlfriends? 371 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:13,880 - This bitch has her own wardrobe rack. 372 00:29:15,423 --> 00:29:17,714 Hello. 373 00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,925 Yes! 374 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:22,511 - I think Ian's sister might mind you going 375 00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:24,679 through all her shit. 376 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:27,224 - Uh, as much as she'd mind you putting your boots 377 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:28,183 on her pillow. 378 00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:35,439 Whore! 379 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,775 I mean, come on. 380 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:41,069 Oh yes, come on, let's try some shit on. 381 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:42,904 - Mm, no. - Yes! 382 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,031 - Mm, no. - Ah! 383 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,867 Bingo, bitch. 384 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,745 - That dress looks a little too small for you. 385 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,205 What, is Ian's sister like 12? 386 00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:54,998 - Like a 12-year-old could afford this. 387 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,542 She's our age. 388 00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:59,211 But she's not thinner than I am. 389 00:29:59,213 --> 00:30:00,295 - Right. 390 00:30:00,297 --> 00:30:04,049 - Yes. 391 00:30:04,051 --> 00:30:07,885 - Yeah, great, let me help you with this. 392 00:30:07,887 --> 00:30:09,679 - Okay. 393 00:30:09,681 --> 00:30:13,933 Yes. 394 00:30:13,935 --> 00:30:15,643 Let's do this. 395 00:30:15,645 --> 00:30:18,019 Try something on, come on. 396 00:30:18,021 --> 00:30:19,813 Yes. 397 00:30:19,815 --> 00:30:22,441 This one. 398 00:30:23,402 --> 00:30:24,234 - Mm? - Yes. 399 00:30:24,236 --> 00:30:25,068 - No, no. 400 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:26,570 - It's so fucking cute. 401 00:30:26,572 --> 00:30:28,155 What are you talking about? - Not really. 402 00:30:28,157 --> 00:30:29,155 - Here, what about this? 403 00:30:29,157 --> 00:30:31,449 - Mm, no, it's too small, no. 404 00:30:31,451 --> 00:30:33,159 - It's not too fuckin' small. 405 00:30:33,161 --> 00:30:33,993 - Yeah, it is. 406 00:30:33,995 --> 00:30:36,454 - Fuck off! - Try another one. 407 00:30:36,456 --> 00:30:38,539 - Yuck, gross. 408 00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:39,498 - Yeah. 409 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,999 - What a whore. 410 00:30:41,001 --> 00:30:43,835 - No. 411 00:30:43,837 --> 00:30:45,837 - Nice, okay. 412 00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:47,130 Yes. 413 00:30:47,132 --> 00:30:49,257 - Mm, no. 414 00:30:57,224 --> 00:31:01,852 No, no, no, no. 415 00:31:03,564 --> 00:31:05,563 - I'm , I'm not into girls. 416 00:31:05,565 --> 00:31:11,362 - That's not what you said in the car. 417 00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:23,246 You told Adam that David and Judy have a shot. 418 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,292 - I was joking. 419 00:31:27,294 --> 00:31:30,503 - Come on, hook me up. 420 00:31:30,505 --> 00:31:33,547 - Do you think I'm a slut? 421 00:31:33,549 --> 00:31:34,507 - Yeah. 422 00:31:44,601 --> 00:31:50,398 What? 423 00:31:52,233 --> 00:31:58,904 - I was joking. 424 00:32:02,826 --> 00:32:04,367 - Come on. 425 00:32:04,369 --> 00:32:07,411 Just hook me up one time. 426 00:32:07,413 --> 00:32:13,211 - Yuck, gross. 427 00:32:21,593 --> 00:32:24,177 You smell like Patron in here. 428 00:32:24,179 --> 00:32:26,471 Slut. 429 00:32:41,570 --> 00:32:46,781 I wish I had a woman that I could destroy 430 00:32:46,783 --> 00:32:52,580 'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied 431 00:32:54,081 --> 00:32:59,001 - Not a single lesson. 432 00:32:59,003 --> 00:33:01,753 - Good, that's good. 433 00:33:01,755 --> 00:33:03,338 What are you, wizard? 434 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,839 Are you Harry Potter? 435 00:33:04,841 --> 00:33:06,257 Show me mark, show me mark. 436 00:33:06,259 --> 00:33:07,967 Oh, is no mark. 437 00:33:07,969 --> 00:33:09,510 Drink, drink. - Oh, no. 438 00:33:09,512 --> 00:33:10,344 - This will give you mark. 439 00:33:10,346 --> 00:33:11,178 Drink! 440 00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:13,347 Oh yes, papa. 441 00:33:13,349 --> 00:33:17,225 Good, good, you're ready for party now. 442 00:33:19,688 --> 00:33:20,729 Oi, no hope for you. 443 00:33:20,731 --> 00:33:25,066 I need a woman to listen to lies 444 00:33:25,068 --> 00:33:30,823 And then I guess that I'll be satisfied 445 00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:36,577 Satisfied 446 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:42,375 Then I guess that I'll be satisfied 447 00:33:47,922 --> 00:33:50,715 - Hey, buddy, she's not home. 448 00:33:50,717 --> 00:33:52,299 I don't know who this tattoo chick is, 449 00:33:52,301 --> 00:33:55,677 but Cheryl's gonna be pissed when she gets back. 450 00:33:55,679 --> 00:33:56,803 I'm not judgin'. 451 00:33:56,805 --> 00:33:58,597 Leave your curtains opened, 452 00:33:58,599 --> 00:34:00,974 fuckin' askin' to be a star. 453 00:34:00,976 --> 00:34:06,773 I see her when she's sleepin' 454 00:34:08,024 --> 00:34:10,608 You know, I sold her pictures to some porno voyeur site. 455 00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:13,110 So fuckin' hot. 456 00:34:13,112 --> 00:34:14,445 This is what you just missed. 457 00:34:14,447 --> 00:34:16,029 I was lucky to catch this broad dancin' around 458 00:34:16,031 --> 00:34:19,741 with her titties out. 459 00:34:19,743 --> 00:34:24,913 Fetch a pretty fuckin' penny. 460 00:34:24,915 --> 00:34:27,749 You're probably more excited about the penny, though, huh? 461 00:34:27,751 --> 00:34:28,582 Get it? 462 00:34:28,584 --> 00:34:32,419 'Cause you're a Jew. 463 00:34:32,421 --> 00:34:34,963 I was just fuckin' with ya. 464 00:34:34,965 --> 00:34:36,256 I know, I look like an asshole. 465 00:34:36,258 --> 00:34:41,552 I just got off work, a mall Santa. 466 00:34:41,554 --> 00:34:44,138 What are you like, some sort of moral Jew? 467 00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:46,432 You some sort of fuckin' Hanukkah Harry or somethin'? 468 00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:47,433 Oh, we're pullin' 'em out? 469 00:35:03,283 --> 00:35:05,574 - If your gifts and your skills are a result 470 00:35:05,576 --> 00:35:08,953 of my blood running through your veins, 471 00:35:08,955 --> 00:35:11,997 if the moon intensifies your abilities 472 00:35:11,999 --> 00:35:15,042 and sharpens your survival instincts, 473 00:35:15,044 --> 00:35:16,459 or if my mother is right, 474 00:35:16,461 --> 00:35:20,213 and it is not a biological mutation transferable 475 00:35:20,215 --> 00:35:23,216 by blood but a curse, 476 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,345 in which case, I hope you still respect your place 477 00:35:27,347 --> 00:35:28,512 on the food chain! 478 00:35:38,274 --> 00:35:39,398 - Struck out? 479 00:35:50,368 --> 00:35:52,617 - Anyone else show up? 480 00:35:52,619 --> 00:35:54,119 - Nope. 481 00:35:54,121 --> 00:35:55,579 What's on? 482 00:35:55,581 --> 00:35:58,039 - It was this "Christmas Evil" 483 00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:00,250 or "Silent Night, Deadly Night." 484 00:36:00,252 --> 00:36:01,668 I went with this. 485 00:36:01,670 --> 00:36:04,462 We need more Jewish horror films. 486 00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:06,297 "The Last Synagogue on the Left," 487 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:09,467 pray you're not one of the chosen people. 488 00:36:09,469 --> 00:36:12,511 "Gefilte Flesh," you'll bleed a latka. 489 00:36:13,931 --> 00:36:16,181 Wow, these write themselves. 490 00:36:16,183 --> 00:36:17,974 I could do this all night. 491 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,435 - Please don't. 492 00:36:20,437 --> 00:36:23,646 - How long are we stuck here? 493 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:26,191 - Well, I think David told Ian 494 00:36:26,193 --> 00:36:28,358 that we were here for the night. 495 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,818 - What the fuck? 496 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,028 I thought we were only gonna stay 497 00:36:31,030 --> 00:36:32,279 if the party was worthwhile. 498 00:36:32,281 --> 00:36:33,739 - Damn you, man, open up! 499 00:36:33,741 --> 00:36:34,907 - Didn't we have an escape clause 500 00:36:34,909 --> 00:36:36,950 if the party sucked? - Come on, open up. 501 00:36:36,952 --> 00:36:39,244 - Yeah, but David's our ride, 502 00:36:39,246 --> 00:36:45,043 and it doesn't suck for him. 503 00:36:52,174 --> 00:36:53,131 - But this is Ian's parents' room. 504 00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:58,762 - I know, it's the best bed in the house. 505 00:36:58,764 --> 00:37:02,224 Oh why are you so sexy? 506 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:07,978 I'm not a slut. 507 00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:11,732 - No. 508 00:37:11,734 --> 00:37:17,531 - Okay. 509 00:37:20,450 --> 00:37:23,743 Josh could never know. - No. 510 00:37:23,745 --> 00:37:27,664 - Josh, I know my daughter can be spirited. 511 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:31,500 Perhaps I spoiled her after her father passed. 512 00:37:31,502 --> 00:37:35,504 But I think you are good for her. 513 00:37:35,506 --> 00:37:37,673 - I'm not so sure Rachel thinks so. 514 00:37:37,675 --> 00:37:40,341 She's not even here. 515 00:37:40,343 --> 00:37:44,512 - Well, she's grown accustomed to indulging her whims, 516 00:37:44,514 --> 00:37:49,016 a custom you need to help her break. 517 00:37:49,018 --> 00:37:54,062 This jewelry has been in my family for many generations. 518 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:57,148 There is much history in this box. 519 00:37:57,150 --> 00:38:01,278 When God led my mother safely out of Europe, 520 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,489 she was wearing this ring. 521 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:12,371 These belonged to her parents. 522 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:19,002 And these were my great-grandparents'. 523 00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:21,129 My mother made many sacrifices 524 00:38:21,131 --> 00:38:23,882 to keep these in her possession. 525 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:28,552 I think when you ask Rachel for her hand, 526 00:38:28,554 --> 00:38:31,680 it would mean a lot if you presented her 527 00:38:31,682 --> 00:38:37,728 with one of these rings. 528 00:38:37,730 --> 00:38:39,812 See anything you like? 529 00:38:39,814 --> 00:38:44,275 - Oh yeah, oh yeah! 530 00:38:44,277 --> 00:38:46,110 Oh God. 531 00:38:46,112 --> 00:38:48,654 Oh fuck me. 532 00:38:48,656 --> 00:38:52,198 Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me with that tiny dick! 533 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,951 Oh yeah. 534 00:38:54,953 --> 00:38:58,496 Fuck me with that tiny, tiny microdick! 535 00:38:58,498 --> 00:39:01,041 Fuck with that microdick, white boy. 536 00:39:03,669 --> 00:39:05,461 I can't even fuckin' feel it. 537 00:39:05,463 --> 00:39:07,880 I can't even fuckin' feel it. 538 00:39:07,882 --> 00:39:10,215 Fuck me with that microdick. 539 00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:14,428 Yeah, fuck me, yes! 540 00:39:19,726 --> 00:39:21,434 Yeah 541 00:39:21,436 --> 00:39:24,520 - This party suck so bad even the fuckin' nerds left. 542 00:39:24,522 --> 00:39:26,773 10 years in the making 543 00:39:26,775 --> 00:39:28,398 Nobody quit 544 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,693 - No, I call you as soon as I hear something. 545 00:39:31,695 --> 00:39:33,278 Have you seen Amanda? 546 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,072 - No. 547 00:39:35,074 --> 00:39:38,909 - I told you I'll call you. 548 00:39:38,911 --> 00:39:40,701 - She's looking for her cousin Amanda. 549 00:39:40,703 --> 00:39:42,495 - Ah, very hot. 550 00:39:42,497 --> 00:39:43,871 Amanda is coming here? 551 00:39:43,873 --> 00:39:45,957 - She's supposed to. 552 00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:47,458 She's with Steve. 553 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,293 You know Steve? 554 00:39:49,295 --> 00:39:51,420 So what's going on? 555 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:52,629 - I don't know. 556 00:39:52,631 --> 00:39:54,756 No one heard from her since the last night. 557 00:39:54,758 --> 00:39:58,802 I just found out about it an hour ago, 558 00:39:58,804 --> 00:40:04,598 after I had to take cab home to pick up my car. 559 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,891 If Amanda or Steve show up 560 00:40:05,893 --> 00:40:07,768 or you hear something from them, call me. 561 00:40:07,770 --> 00:40:11,355 My aunt is freaking out. 562 00:40:11,357 --> 00:40:13,232 So cute. 563 00:40:13,234 --> 00:40:19,320 - Nina. 564 00:40:19,322 --> 00:40:20,697 Next time you decide to throw a party, 565 00:40:20,699 --> 00:40:22,532 invite some single women. 566 00:40:22,534 --> 00:40:24,534 I mean, this is bullshit. 567 00:40:24,536 --> 00:40:27,328 - Oh, Yuri, who needs woman? 568 00:40:27,330 --> 00:40:30,831 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 569 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:34,960 - Stop this. 570 00:40:34,962 --> 00:40:36,545 Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel 571 00:40:36,547 --> 00:40:38,505 I'm gonna make you gay 572 00:40:38,507 --> 00:40:40,464 - I do not like this. 573 00:40:43,386 --> 00:40:45,261 Stop this, it's not funny. 574 00:40:45,263 --> 00:40:46,303 - Yeah, it's really not. 575 00:40:46,305 --> 00:40:48,514 And this is an antique, and it's my mother's. 576 00:40:48,516 --> 00:40:50,433 So if you could... 577 00:40:50,435 --> 00:40:51,558 Don't touch me. 578 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,810 - Then you could play with it. 579 00:40:53,812 --> 00:40:54,644 - Let go. 580 00:40:56,982 --> 00:41:00,692 - Or you could have your mother come and play with it. 581 00:41:00,694 --> 00:41:02,235 - Stop. 582 00:41:02,237 --> 00:41:04,778 - Okay, that was funny. 583 00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:07,322 - Okay, uh, need to go and pee. 584 00:41:07,324 --> 00:41:10,325 Give me antique back. 585 00:41:10,327 --> 00:41:15,788 - Hey, you piss too much. 586 00:41:15,790 --> 00:41:18,708 Next time you have a party, invite single women. 587 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:19,959 1.50 for the quarter 588 00:41:19,961 --> 00:41:21,127 Three for the half 589 00:41:21,129 --> 00:41:23,629 Six for the O with a pink giraffe 590 00:41:23,631 --> 00:41:24,797 One for the nickel 591 00:41:24,799 --> 00:41:25,965 Two for the dime 592 00:41:25,967 --> 00:41:27,591 20 for the dub of that bubba kind 593 00:41:35,601 --> 00:41:40,144 - I fuck you, plant. 594 00:41:40,146 --> 00:41:45,943 And I fuck you. 595 00:41:50,406 --> 00:41:56,951 I am Hebrew, the most powerful Jew in the universe. 596 00:41:56,953 --> 00:42:02,709 And I make you big pussy. 597 00:42:14,512 --> 00:42:15,593 Who opened the window? 598 00:42:15,595 --> 00:42:18,221 Fuckin' winter, it make my pee pee small. 599 00:42:29,775 --> 00:42:32,442 Mine is bigger than yours. 600 00:42:32,444 --> 00:42:33,276 You hear me. 601 00:42:33,278 --> 00:42:35,028 Mine is bigger. 602 00:42:51,254 --> 00:42:56,631 - Ivan, let's go, enough pissing! 603 00:42:56,633 --> 00:43:01,469 Ivan. 604 00:43:01,471 --> 00:43:05,764 Ivan. 605 00:43:05,766 --> 00:43:09,768 What the fuck? 606 00:43:09,770 --> 00:43:15,567 Fuck him. 607 00:43:22,615 --> 00:43:24,323 Ivan, you piece of shit, 608 00:43:24,325 --> 00:43:26,701 if you're with Nina, you might as well both kill yourselves 609 00:43:26,703 --> 00:43:30,328 and save me the trouble. 610 00:43:30,330 --> 00:43:32,164 - That, ladies and gentlemen-- 611 00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,498 - Are you threatening me? 612 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,167 - Eternity of despair. 613 00:43:35,169 --> 00:43:36,626 - Man of fine fashion. 614 00:44:08,908 --> 00:44:10,657 - Hey. 615 00:44:10,659 --> 00:44:13,911 You may wanna see this. 616 00:44:13,913 --> 00:44:15,786 It's like, 617 00:44:15,788 --> 00:44:19,498 it's like the most offensive thing I've ever seen. 618 00:44:37,392 --> 00:44:44,063 No one's ever gonna believe this. 619 00:45:02,457 --> 00:45:05,165 - You must be Baby Bear. 620 00:45:05,167 --> 00:45:08,877 - Get the fuck outta my bed. 621 00:45:08,879 --> 00:45:11,338 Get the fuck outta my clothes. 622 00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:13,298 - Now we're talking. 623 00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:14,466 You first. 624 00:45:16,052 --> 00:45:18,052 - Oh. 625 00:45:18,054 --> 00:45:19,387 Who the fuck gets drunk 626 00:45:19,389 --> 00:45:21,931 and dresses up in a stranger's wardrobe? 627 00:45:21,933 --> 00:45:23,266 - In all fairness, 628 00:45:23,268 --> 00:45:26,310 I was sober when I tried your clothes on. 629 00:45:26,312 --> 00:45:32,109 I didn't start drinking until after I got in bed. 630 00:45:37,489 --> 00:45:40,948 I'm so sorry. 631 00:45:47,415 --> 00:45:50,499 It's fucking three in the afternoon. 632 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:52,083 Why didn't someone come wake me up? 633 00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:56,254 - Sounded like someone did. 634 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:59,924 Besides , figured you'd wanna sleep in, 635 00:45:59,926 --> 00:46:02,510 considering we're stranded here. 636 00:46:02,512 --> 00:46:04,344 - Did they leave without us? 637 00:46:04,346 --> 00:46:07,848 - No, all four of Dave's tires got slashed. 638 00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:09,099 And, uh, they just messed 639 00:46:09,101 --> 00:46:11,226 with the engine for good measure. 640 00:46:11,228 --> 00:46:13,478 - Oh no. 641 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,022 - Yeah. 642 00:46:15,024 --> 00:46:17,565 They think maybe the Russians did it 643 00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:20,026 or that crazy chick they left at the gas station. 644 00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:22,236 She came by here, all bent out of shape. 645 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:26,574 I'm going with karma, though. 646 00:46:26,576 --> 00:46:28,366 - What do we do now? 647 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:33,621 - Well, Ian said we could crash here until tomorrow night. 648 00:46:33,623 --> 00:46:36,374 - Tomorrow night? 649 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:41,420 - Yeah, uh, Josh is observing the Sabbath. 650 00:46:41,422 --> 00:46:42,838 It's Friday. 651 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,676 He can't, you know, go out, can't drive a car, 652 00:46:47,678 --> 00:46:51,387 can't get him wet, can't eat after midnight. 653 00:46:51,389 --> 00:46:53,556 - Why doesn't he just come now? 654 00:46:53,558 --> 00:46:55,725 - He doesn't want to get stuck in traffic. 655 00:46:56,561 --> 00:46:59,187 From sundown to night, until there's three stars 656 00:46:59,189 --> 00:47:03,648 in the sky, Saturday night, he can't do anything. 657 00:47:03,650 --> 00:47:06,443 Bro's just gonna be kickin' back, 658 00:47:06,445 --> 00:47:13,325 thinkin' about God, like a good Jew. 659 00:47:13,327 --> 00:47:14,951 - Why three stars? 660 00:47:14,953 --> 00:47:15,785 - I don't know. 661 00:47:15,787 --> 00:47:17,745 They make it up. 662 00:47:17,747 --> 00:47:23,503 But it's either pay for a $200 cab ride or kick it here. 663 00:47:25,755 --> 00:47:31,635 That's what I thought. 664 00:47:35,597 --> 00:47:37,305 - Isn't this beautiful? 665 00:47:37,307 --> 00:47:40,474 It's one of my favorite places. 666 00:47:40,476 --> 00:47:43,227 It's so peaceful. 667 00:47:43,229 --> 00:47:45,562 You know, son, when people die, sometimes, 668 00:47:45,564 --> 00:47:46,980 we sing the Kaddish, 669 00:47:46,982 --> 00:47:51,401 but I think the Kaddish is a very mournful, sad song. 670 00:47:51,403 --> 00:47:52,944 I like the the Shema. 671 00:47:52,946 --> 00:47:54,946 Do you like the Shema? 672 00:47:54,948 --> 00:47:58,116 You know how to sing it? 673 00:48:19,887 --> 00:48:20,803 You did it! 674 00:48:20,805 --> 00:48:22,346 You've heard it before. 675 00:48:22,348 --> 00:48:23,848 You were great. 676 00:48:23,850 --> 00:48:26,016 You were great. 677 00:48:26,018 --> 00:48:29,185 It means God, hear our prayer. 678 00:48:29,187 --> 00:48:32,397 He keeps us safe and strong. 679 00:48:32,399 --> 00:48:34,732 Always safe when you sing the Shema, 680 00:48:34,734 --> 00:48:36,860 you're always safe. 681 00:48:49,331 --> 00:48:51,164 - What are you looking at? 682 00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:53,249 You like this? 683 00:48:53,251 --> 00:48:56,627 You sick fuck. 684 00:48:56,629 --> 00:49:00,423 You're gonna let me go? 685 00:49:00,425 --> 00:49:02,049 You're gonna let me go? 686 00:49:02,051 --> 00:49:04,342 Is that it? 687 00:49:04,344 --> 00:49:09,389 You're gonna let me go. 688 00:49:09,391 --> 00:49:12,142 What are you lookin' at? 689 00:49:39,627 --> 00:49:43,504 It's Friday, Sabbath. 690 00:50:40,683 --> 00:50:42,683 Fuck! 691 00:50:47,606 --> 00:50:53,403 Come on, come on, come on. 692 00:51:22,013 --> 00:51:27,809 Come on. 693 00:51:40,613 --> 00:51:44,323 Fuck you, motherfucker! 694 00:51:50,205 --> 00:51:56,002 Somebody help me! 695 00:51:57,545 --> 00:51:59,295 - Really? - What? 696 00:51:59,297 --> 00:52:00,755 - What the fuck? 697 00:52:00,757 --> 00:52:02,922 You need to get them the fuck outta here. 698 00:52:02,924 --> 00:52:04,090 - Where are they supposed to go? 699 00:52:04,092 --> 00:52:06,384 - I don't give a fuck where they go. 700 00:52:06,386 --> 00:52:08,720 They can go to the fucking 200, for all I care. 701 00:52:14,061 --> 00:52:17,353 - Why a zoo? 702 00:52:19,190 --> 00:52:21,482 - This bitch stole my clothes. 703 00:52:21,484 --> 00:52:23,567 She's still wearing 'em. 704 00:52:23,569 --> 00:52:29,864 Hey, is that mine, too? 705 00:52:29,866 --> 00:52:33,493 They better be gone by the time I get back. 706 00:52:39,458 --> 00:52:41,083 - She's gonna want to burn those panties. 707 00:52:52,845 --> 00:52:54,845 Hey, don't pretend like you guys didn't fuck, 708 00:52:54,847 --> 00:53:01,727 on account of me. 709 00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:13,029 - Please get me out of here! 710 00:54:32,854 --> 00:54:36,147 Ah! 711 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:46,072 Fuck! 712 00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:48,241 Ow. 713 00:56:02,228 --> 00:56:04,811 Oh God! 714 00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:44,708 - Is that Cheryl's outfit? 715 00:58:44,710 --> 00:58:49,254 - Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. 716 00:58:49,256 --> 00:58:51,171 - Oh, what's up, dude? - Yo, what's up? 717 00:58:51,173 --> 00:58:53,298 - Josh. - What's up, man? 718 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:55,551 Good to see you. 719 00:58:55,553 --> 00:58:57,136 - What's up? 720 00:58:57,138 --> 00:59:02,934 - What's up? 721 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:11,315 So, got nothin' to say about ditchin' me and your mom? 722 00:59:11,317 --> 00:59:12,608 - Nope. 723 00:59:12,610 --> 00:59:14,110 - What is wrong with you? 724 00:59:14,112 --> 00:59:16,319 How could you do that to me? 725 00:59:16,321 --> 00:59:17,571 - Dude, so shitty. 726 00:59:17,573 --> 00:59:20,365 What was she thinking? 727 00:59:20,367 --> 00:59:21,324 - She was thinkin' about herself 728 00:59:21,326 --> 00:59:23,160 and what feels good at the time. 729 00:59:23,162 --> 00:59:26,204 I mean, that's all she cares about 730 00:59:26,206 --> 00:59:28,205 And you, you knew. 731 00:59:28,207 --> 00:59:30,249 You didn't even call to gimme a heads up. 732 00:59:30,251 --> 00:59:32,585 Some friend. 733 00:59:32,587 --> 00:59:35,963 - He found out that David and Rachel fucked? 734 00:59:35,965 --> 00:59:38,340 - What? 735 00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:45,138 - Actually, we haven't got to that part yet. 736 00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:47,474 - Does anybody want any nachos or anything like that? 737 00:59:47,476 --> 00:59:49,434 I could... 738 00:59:49,436 --> 00:59:53,103 - How could you do this to me? 739 00:59:53,105 --> 00:59:54,438 - Get over it. 740 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:58,609 Nobody forced you to stay for dinner. 741 00:59:58,611 --> 01:00:02,904 - You slept with David? 742 01:00:02,906 --> 01:00:07,658 - I also have pizza rolls, jalapeño poppers. 743 01:00:19,254 --> 01:00:22,923 - I could totally go for those poppers, by the way. 744 01:00:22,925 --> 01:00:26,009 Hey! 745 01:00:26,011 --> 01:00:27,927 Forgot your jacket. 746 01:00:27,929 --> 01:00:31,889 Come on, man, fine. 747 01:00:31,891 --> 01:00:35,309 Can you just give me and Judy a ride home? 748 01:00:35,311 --> 01:00:38,978 We didn't fuck Rachel. 749 01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:42,649 Okay, Judy did try. 750 01:00:42,651 --> 01:00:48,196 But I think she only got to second base. 751 01:00:48,198 --> 01:00:51,573 Okay, fine, just give me a ride home then. 752 01:00:51,575 --> 01:00:53,575 You know, we waited around an extra night 753 01:00:53,577 --> 01:00:55,786 for you to sit around on your Sabbath, 754 01:00:55,788 --> 01:00:59,665 and I'm still wearin' the underwear I put on three days ago. 755 01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:01,125 Come on, we could've just called a cab 756 01:01:01,127 --> 01:01:04,001 if you weren't gonna pick us up. 757 01:01:04,003 --> 01:01:07,296 - How big of you to wait around all night 758 01:01:07,298 --> 01:01:10,758 for me to drive out here and pick you up. 759 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,010 You people deserve each other. 760 01:01:13,012 --> 01:01:15,262 - What do you mean you people? 761 01:01:15,264 --> 01:01:16,638 - You mock my beliefs, 762 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,891 and in the same breath, you ask for help. 763 01:01:19,893 --> 01:01:22,686 You watch as my girlfriend not only cheats on me 764 01:01:22,688 --> 01:01:26,022 with another guy but with another girl, no less. 765 01:01:26,024 --> 01:01:29,692 - Well, I didn't watch. 766 01:01:29,694 --> 01:01:36,448 Okay, when she was with Judy, I tried to watch. 767 01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:37,950 And that's the other thing. 768 01:01:37,952 --> 01:01:42,162 With all this and with another woman no less crap, 769 01:01:42,164 --> 01:01:46,374 I mean, it doesn't say in the Torah anywhere 770 01:01:46,376 --> 01:01:48,376 that women can't be with other women. 771 01:01:48,378 --> 01:01:51,003 It says nothing about lesbians. 772 01:01:51,005 --> 01:01:53,005 - It was clear what was meant though. 773 01:01:53,007 --> 01:01:55,090 - Yes, so clear, in fact, 774 01:01:55,092 --> 01:01:59,052 that it's itemized quite specifically. 775 01:01:59,054 --> 01:02:02,264 Men can't lay with other men, 776 01:02:02,266 --> 01:02:05,683 can't have sex with your mom, can't have sex with your dad, 777 01:02:05,685 --> 01:02:08,269 can't have sex with your aunt, your uncle, 778 01:02:08,271 --> 01:02:11,355 your sister-in-law, your daughter-in-law, 779 01:02:11,357 --> 01:02:13,733 and the biggest bummer is you can't have sex 780 01:02:13,735 --> 01:02:19,863 with a woman and her mom at the same time. 781 01:02:19,865 --> 01:02:23,825 Nowhere does it say shit about women lying with other women. 782 01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:27,578 It's a weak-ass interpretation of Leviticus 783 01:02:27,580 --> 01:02:30,748 don't do what the fuckin' Egyptians do. 784 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:35,794 I mean, wow, could you be any more vague? 785 01:02:35,796 --> 01:02:39,172 You selectively follow this book verbatim 786 01:02:39,174 --> 01:02:41,299 and suddenly when it's convenient for you, 787 01:02:41,301 --> 01:02:45,762 there's a little wiggle room, for you to just judge others. 788 01:02:45,764 --> 01:02:51,975 I'm sick of it, man. 789 01:02:51,977 --> 01:02:55,520 - I'm giving you my month's notice. 790 01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:58,857 I'm moving out. 791 01:02:58,859 --> 01:03:04,656 - Whatever. 792 01:03:22,923 --> 01:03:24,297 - Wow. 793 01:03:24,299 --> 01:03:26,132 My hero. 794 01:03:26,134 --> 01:03:28,092 I gotta remember that one for my parents. 795 01:03:28,094 --> 01:03:31,178 - It's true. 796 01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:33,639 Even God loves girl-on-girl. 797 01:03:33,641 --> 01:03:36,684 It's a beautiful thing 798 01:03:36,686 --> 01:03:40,186 There's plenty of Ortho-dykes out there, you know. 799 01:03:40,188 --> 01:03:45,566 I think you're still fucked, 'cause of your tattoos. 800 01:03:45,568 --> 01:03:47,068 - So what do we do now? 801 01:03:47,070 --> 01:03:53,949 Are we gonna call a cab or wait for Dave's car? 802 01:03:53,951 --> 01:03:55,951 - Just can't believe Josh came all the way out here 803 01:03:55,953 --> 01:03:58,662 and didn't give us a ride. 804 01:03:59,957 --> 01:04:01,707 - I can't believe he came all the way out here 805 01:04:01,709 --> 01:04:05,376 and didn't take his wallet. 806 01:04:08,923 --> 01:04:13,259 - Pretty sure stealing's a sin. 807 01:04:13,261 --> 01:04:16,511 I'll let it slide. 808 01:04:16,513 --> 01:04:20,307 Well, Josh went home. 809 01:04:20,309 --> 01:04:21,641 Judy and I are gonna get a cab, 810 01:04:21,643 --> 01:04:25,312 if you guys want to get in on that. 811 01:04:25,314 --> 01:04:28,063 - Dude, my car's gonna be ready first thing Monday morning. 812 01:04:28,065 --> 01:04:29,940 I'm not paying for a cab both ways. 813 01:04:29,942 --> 01:04:31,692 Why don't we just stay another night? 814 01:04:31,694 --> 01:04:35,779 I mean, if that's cool. 815 01:04:35,781 --> 01:04:38,032 - Okay, you don't have to worry about Josh. 816 01:04:38,034 --> 01:04:39,157 He's not the violent type. 817 01:04:39,159 --> 01:04:40,408 - Rachel, what? 818 01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:41,868 No, I don't have a ride, Monday. 819 01:04:41,870 --> 01:04:44,370 What are you talking about? 820 01:04:44,372 --> 01:04:45,204 - Okay. 821 01:04:45,206 --> 01:04:46,706 Pussy. 822 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:50,043 - Bitch. 823 01:04:50,045 --> 01:04:52,085 - Hello. 824 01:04:52,087 --> 01:04:54,671 Oh, hey, what's up? 825 01:04:54,673 --> 01:04:59,885 Yeah, no, this isn't a really good time. 826 01:04:59,887 --> 01:05:02,219 Yeah, they're still here. 827 01:05:02,221 --> 01:05:08,100 No, you don't need to come, hello? 828 01:05:08,102 --> 01:05:10,186 Oh. 829 01:05:10,188 --> 01:05:14,481 So listen, uh, that was Nina, 830 01:05:14,483 --> 01:05:15,940 and she's coming over. 831 01:05:17,152 --> 01:05:18,151 - Gross. 832 01:05:18,153 --> 01:05:22,864 - Oh fuck! 833 01:05:22,866 --> 01:05:24,574 - You know what? 834 01:05:24,576 --> 01:05:27,034 I don't wanna hear it, okay? 835 01:05:27,036 --> 01:05:28,660 She didn't fuck up your car. 836 01:05:28,662 --> 01:05:34,583 She is my guest, just like all of you. 837 01:05:34,585 --> 01:05:37,002 So either you could eat my jalapeño poppers 838 01:05:37,004 --> 01:05:38,378 and shut the fuck up, 839 01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:44,135 or you can get a cab and get the fuck out of here! 840 01:06:02,944 --> 01:06:08,741 What the fuck? 841 01:06:11,327 --> 01:06:17,122 Cheryl, stop putting a show on for the neighbor! 842 01:06:17,124 --> 01:06:19,332 What is she... 843 01:06:27,341 --> 01:06:29,508 Cheryl! 844 01:06:29,510 --> 01:06:30,676 Fuck. 845 01:06:30,678 --> 01:06:33,345 What are you doing out here? 846 01:06:33,347 --> 01:06:39,144 Ah, it's freezing. 847 01:06:40,979 --> 01:06:43,271 Stop being so dramatic. 848 01:06:43,273 --> 01:06:45,231 They didn't steal all your clothes. 849 01:06:51,572 --> 01:06:55,657 Hello? 850 01:07:29,231 --> 01:07:35,029 - My name is Amon Feist. 851 01:07:43,912 --> 01:07:45,369 - Hello, pretty boy. 852 01:07:45,371 --> 01:07:49,665 Hello, whore. 853 01:08:14,814 --> 01:08:18,566 - Hey, Ian. 854 01:08:18,568 --> 01:08:22,946 That Russian chick and some creepy rabbi are here. 855 01:08:22,948 --> 01:08:26,782 And I let them in. 856 01:08:26,784 --> 01:08:29,159 Oh yeah. 857 01:08:29,161 --> 01:08:31,119 - So what are you gonna tell him? 858 01:08:31,121 --> 01:08:32,329 - About what? 859 01:08:32,331 --> 01:08:33,789 - Rachel, this is serious. 860 01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:34,790 Josh is my friend. 861 01:08:43,633 --> 01:08:47,385 - What's going on? 862 01:08:47,387 --> 01:08:49,095 - He turned off half of the lights, 863 01:08:49,097 --> 01:08:52,097 and now he's going through all of Ian's shit. 864 01:08:52,099 --> 01:08:54,099 - Oh, cool. 865 01:08:54,101 --> 01:08:55,725 Popper? 866 01:08:55,727 --> 01:09:01,106 - No. 867 01:09:05,903 --> 01:09:07,111 - Okay. 868 01:09:11,617 --> 01:09:14,617 - Hey, me and Adam are probably gonna call a cab. 869 01:09:14,619 --> 01:09:15,451 You guys in? - I don't know. 870 01:09:15,453 --> 01:09:17,787 Can you just give us a second? 871 01:09:17,789 --> 01:09:20,081 - I'm in. 872 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:21,249 - Okay. 873 01:09:21,251 --> 01:09:23,251 We can't find Ian anywhere. 874 01:09:23,253 --> 01:09:24,919 Do one of you have his cell phone number, 875 01:09:24,921 --> 01:09:27,504 so we can just call him and let him know that we're leaving? 876 01:09:27,506 --> 01:09:29,464 - What do you mean you can't find him? 877 01:09:29,466 --> 01:09:30,799 - The backdoor was opened. 878 01:09:30,801 --> 01:09:32,759 Adam thought he might've gone to the store, 879 01:09:32,761 --> 01:09:35,470 but his car's here, so I don't know. 880 01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:37,347 Maybe Cheryl finally killed him. 881 01:10:03,664 --> 01:10:07,333 - How much longer are we supposed to wait? 882 01:10:07,335 --> 01:10:08,792 Where is this, this young man 883 01:10:08,794 --> 01:10:11,128 that I'm supposed to talk to? 884 01:10:11,130 --> 01:10:11,962 - Ian? 885 01:10:11,964 --> 01:10:15,506 Uh, I think Judy went to go look for him. 886 01:10:15,508 --> 01:10:16,466 - What about you? 887 01:10:16,468 --> 01:10:22,265 Do you know anything about her cousin's boyfriend Steve? 888 01:10:25,934 --> 01:10:31,815 I was really hoping that you would have a different answer. 889 01:10:34,151 --> 01:10:40,031 Have you ever heard the name Judah Lazarus? 890 01:10:41,407 --> 01:10:46,243 He was also known as the Hanukiller. 891 01:10:46,245 --> 01:10:48,663 - Oh, from that cheesy TV movie, 892 01:10:48,665 --> 01:10:53,750 with, uh, Mark Harmon and, oh, who was the detective? 893 01:10:53,752 --> 01:10:57,962 Uh, he was that guy, it's on the tip of my tongue. 894 01:10:57,964 --> 01:11:00,382 - He was a psychopath. 895 01:11:00,384 --> 01:11:01,840 He believed that God spoke to him 896 01:11:01,842 --> 01:11:05,177 and gave him 53 additional commandments to follow. 897 01:11:05,179 --> 01:11:08,972 - Robert Forster! 898 01:11:08,974 --> 01:11:15,728 He was, uh, he was the detective for the, the movie. 899 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:20,108 - My father was his third victim, 900 01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:23,736 so it was only natural 901 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:28,115 that I took an interest in the case. 902 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:31,243 - Naturally. 903 01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:35,956 - His signature mark was called he Scar of David. 904 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:41,627 On men, like my father, he carved it into their chest. 905 01:11:41,629 --> 01:11:46,549 On women, he carved it into their bellies. 906 01:11:46,551 --> 01:11:52,303 - Maybe 'cause he didn't want to mess up the, uh... 907 01:11:52,305 --> 01:11:58,435 - I believe that your friends are dead. 908 01:11:58,437 --> 01:12:00,228 - Come again. 909 01:12:00,230 --> 01:12:06,024 - If not dead, then most certainly they have been chosen. 910 01:12:06,026 --> 01:12:06,859 - What? 911 01:12:06,861 --> 01:12:09,945 Chosen by who, for what? 912 01:12:09,947 --> 01:12:13,031 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 913 01:12:13,033 --> 01:12:15,616 - The victim at the gas station was found 914 01:12:15,618 --> 01:12:19,996 with the Scar of David carved into his chest. 915 01:12:19,998 --> 01:12:22,790 - Well, I, I don't know anything about that. 916 01:12:22,792 --> 01:12:26,293 - The gas station we met at. 917 01:12:26,295 --> 01:12:29,963 There was a murder there, that night. 918 01:12:29,965 --> 01:12:33,800 I believe I met the killer. 919 01:12:33,802 --> 01:12:38,179 Ivan and your friend the whore saw him as well. 920 01:12:38,181 --> 01:12:40,806 No one saw Ivan since the party. 921 01:12:40,808 --> 01:12:45,436 So we thought maybe she had some information. 922 01:12:45,438 --> 01:12:47,354 The police wants to talk to her as well. 923 01:12:47,356 --> 01:12:49,607 So I called Ian to get her contact info, 924 01:12:49,609 --> 01:12:51,149 but when she said you were here, 925 01:12:51,151 --> 01:12:53,860 we wanted to talk to you first. 926 01:12:53,862 --> 01:12:56,946 - Why? 927 01:12:56,948 --> 01:13:02,159 - My cousin is missing. 928 01:13:02,161 --> 01:13:06,497 - If she is still alive, it won't be for long. 929 01:13:06,499 --> 01:13:08,248 So I was really hoping 930 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:11,335 to get some information regarding either Steve 931 01:13:11,337 --> 01:13:14,170 or the person that was at the station the night 932 01:13:14,172 --> 01:13:17,465 that you were there. 933 01:13:17,467 --> 01:13:20,301 Do you know what Judah Lazarus was doing moments 934 01:13:20,303 --> 01:13:24,639 before the police shot and killed him? 935 01:13:24,641 --> 01:13:30,268 He was in the middle of ritually sacrificing his only son, 936 01:13:30,270 --> 01:13:33,355 eight-year-old Obediah. 937 01:13:33,357 --> 01:13:35,816 Obediah survived. 938 01:13:35,818 --> 01:13:39,193 And after months of psychiatric evaluation, 939 01:13:39,195 --> 01:13:41,445 he was placed into a foster care, 940 01:13:41,447 --> 01:13:43,531 and I kept track of him, 941 01:13:43,533 --> 01:13:49,577 because I empathized with him. 942 01:13:49,579 --> 01:13:53,373 Both our lives had been shattered by his father's madness. 943 01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,667 There were so many times that I thought 944 01:13:55,669 --> 01:14:00,588 about reaching out to him. 945 01:14:00,590 --> 01:14:03,382 I never did. 946 01:14:03,384 --> 01:14:08,554 Now years have gone by. 947 01:14:08,556 --> 01:14:11,473 There's no trace of him. 948 01:14:11,475 --> 01:14:13,141 - Well, maybe he changed his name. 949 01:14:13,143 --> 01:14:17,144 Obediah? 950 01:14:17,146 --> 01:14:21,440 - No, I'm, I'm certain that it is he 951 01:14:21,442 --> 01:14:25,861 who is targeting your friends. 952 01:14:25,863 --> 01:14:27,904 - Okay. 953 01:14:27,906 --> 01:14:31,575 - Ask me why. 954 01:14:33,662 --> 01:14:35,370 - Why? 955 01:14:35,372 --> 01:14:39,748 - Because he thinks you're bad Jews. 956 01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:41,792 You don't follow the laws of Judaism, 957 01:14:41,794 --> 01:14:44,378 according to his interpretation. 958 01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:48,007 He thinks you're enemies of the Jewish faith 959 01:14:48,009 --> 01:14:51,426 and that he has been chosen by God 960 01:14:51,428 --> 01:14:56,389 to enforce the will of God. 961 01:14:56,391 --> 01:14:58,933 - I gotta, I gotta make a call. 962 01:15:12,865 --> 01:15:16,240 Judy, where'd you guys go? 963 01:15:16,242 --> 01:15:18,576 I need to talk to you. 964 01:15:18,578 --> 01:15:21,579 This fuckin' crazy shit is goin' on here, 965 01:15:21,581 --> 01:15:25,333 and I'm ready to take off, like fucking now. 966 01:15:25,335 --> 01:15:29,085 Call me! 967 01:15:38,804 --> 01:15:41,472 Ian, you need to get back here, right now, 968 01:15:41,474 --> 01:15:45,184 'cause I'm takin' off, and I'm not taking responsibility 969 01:15:45,186 --> 01:15:48,103 for the crazy Russian chick and the weird-ass rabbi 970 01:15:48,105 --> 01:15:51,689 that are in your house right now. 971 01:15:51,691 --> 01:15:52,941 They're fuckin' weird, man. 972 01:15:52,943 --> 01:15:56,319 They're mixed up with the cops and Hanukillers 973 01:15:56,321 --> 01:15:58,655 and who knows what else. 974 01:15:58,657 --> 01:16:04,411 Call me! 975 01:16:27,557 --> 01:16:32,018 Hey! 976 01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:35,188 Where's Feist? 977 01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:40,025 - He left shortly after you fell asleep. 978 01:16:40,027 --> 01:16:44,571 He said he'll come back tomorrow, early. 979 01:16:44,573 --> 01:16:45,948 - I'm not waitin' around. 980 01:16:45,950 --> 01:16:48,283 I'm goin' home. 981 01:16:48,285 --> 01:16:50,660 I didn't see your guy at the gas station. 982 01:16:50,662 --> 01:16:52,578 I didn't see shit. 983 01:16:52,580 --> 01:16:56,582 I just want to find my friends and get outta here. 984 01:16:56,584 --> 01:17:00,586 Where'd you even meet that guy anyway? 985 01:17:00,588 --> 01:17:03,171 - He saw Amanda's missing person poster 986 01:17:03,173 --> 01:17:07,968 and called me saying he may have some information. 987 01:17:07,970 --> 01:17:11,179 - Well, I think he's looking for information, 988 01:17:11,181 --> 01:17:14,390 and no offense, but I'm pretty sure he's more interested 989 01:17:14,392 --> 01:17:20,438 in finding this Obediah guy than your cousin. 990 01:17:33,702 --> 01:17:35,535 Josh, it's me. 991 01:17:35,537 --> 01:17:37,661 Just calling to see if you got 992 01:17:37,663 --> 01:17:40,664 in touch with David or Rachel. 993 01:17:40,666 --> 01:17:42,958 I haven't been able to get a hold of them 994 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:47,629 or Judy or Ian or anybody. 995 01:17:47,631 --> 01:17:49,881 Just call me when you get this. 996 01:17:49,883 --> 01:17:53,843 Don't be a schmuck and hold a grudge. 997 01:17:53,845 --> 01:17:55,762 Serious shit, man. 998 01:17:55,764 --> 01:18:01,560 Call me. 999 01:18:04,521 --> 01:18:07,272 Did you drive here? 1000 01:18:07,274 --> 01:18:09,775 - Yeah. 1001 01:18:09,777 --> 01:18:12,694 - Let's go to the police. 1002 01:18:12,696 --> 01:18:13,486 Hey! 1003 01:18:14,447 --> 01:18:15,738 Let's go! 1004 01:18:15,740 --> 01:18:18,449 Wake up. 1005 01:18:18,451 --> 01:18:22,953 Let's go to the police station, come on! 1006 01:18:22,955 --> 01:18:25,413 Come on. 1007 01:18:25,415 --> 01:18:28,583 - It's very important, as Jews, that we remember we want 1008 01:18:28,585 --> 01:18:32,087 to be here with our aunties and our uncles 1009 01:18:32,089 --> 01:18:35,256 and our bubbe and zayde. 1010 01:18:35,258 --> 01:18:37,549 So we can't adulterate our bodies. 1011 01:18:37,551 --> 01:18:38,967 We don't do drugs. 1012 01:18:38,969 --> 01:18:41,303 We don't take alcohol. 1013 01:18:41,305 --> 01:18:46,934 We don't tattoo ourselves like the hippies do. 1014 01:18:46,936 --> 01:18:50,353 But don't worry, 'cause Mommy will be with you always, 1015 01:18:50,355 --> 01:18:52,730 always and forever. 1016 01:18:52,732 --> 01:18:55,817 Look what I got for you, 1017 01:18:55,819 --> 01:18:57,944 so that when Mommy's not around, 1018 01:18:57,946 --> 01:19:01,738 you've got a special friend to keep you company. 1019 01:19:01,740 --> 01:19:03,865 Don't be afraid. 1020 01:19:03,867 --> 01:19:06,618 I will be with you always. 1021 01:19:07,621 --> 01:19:09,412 - No, please, please, stop. 1022 01:19:09,414 --> 01:19:10,914 Please let me go. 1023 01:19:10,916 --> 01:19:11,832 Please! 1024 01:19:14,377 --> 01:19:17,461 Don't, don't. 1025 01:19:17,463 --> 01:19:20,881 Don't, don't. 1026 01:19:20,883 --> 01:19:23,467 Please , just let me go. 1027 01:19:57,667 --> 01:20:03,420 Stop! 1028 01:22:11,123 --> 01:22:16,250 - So how do you even know you can trust this man Feist? 1029 01:22:16,252 --> 01:22:17,209 Huh? 1030 01:22:17,211 --> 01:22:20,004 Maybe he's a lunatic or involved with all this. 1031 01:22:20,006 --> 01:22:22,756 I mean, he calls you 'cause your cousin's missing, 1032 01:22:22,758 --> 01:22:25,508 and he tells you these stories. 1033 01:22:28,555 --> 01:22:30,638 - Police didn't really ask any questions, 1034 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:33,224 so they must've checked him out. 1035 01:22:33,226 --> 01:22:36,144 - Still, why we have to meet him? 1036 01:22:36,146 --> 01:22:37,185 Why I'm here? 1037 01:22:37,187 --> 01:22:38,979 I want to know where Ivan is. 1038 01:22:41,275 --> 01:22:42,941 Where did you come from? 1039 01:22:42,943 --> 01:22:46,153 - I came in from the back door. 1040 01:22:46,155 --> 01:22:51,073 It was unlocked. 1041 01:22:51,075 --> 01:22:53,034 - You, you still coulda knocked. 1042 01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:56,370 - Yeah, well, you know, Obediah is not gonna be knocking 1043 01:22:56,372 --> 01:22:57,747 when he comes looking for you. 1044 01:22:57,749 --> 01:23:00,916 So look your doors and stay alert. 1045 01:23:00,918 --> 01:23:02,417 - This the guy? 1046 01:23:02,419 --> 01:23:04,127 - Feist. 1047 01:23:04,129 --> 01:23:08,757 - Yes, I'm the guy that, uh, you said was a lunatic. 1048 01:23:08,759 --> 01:23:10,133 - You're lurking around the darkness like a, 1049 01:23:10,135 --> 01:23:15,471 like a fucking ghoul, bro. 1050 01:23:15,473 --> 01:23:18,223 - Have, um, any of you seen your neighbors 1051 01:23:18,225 --> 01:23:24,023 from the blue house next door? 1052 01:23:26,149 --> 01:23:30,151 Well, um, they might be dead. 1053 01:23:37,576 --> 01:23:41,995 There's a mezuzah on the outside door frame, 1054 01:23:41,997 --> 01:23:45,332 and, uh, it wasn't there last night. 1055 01:23:45,334 --> 01:23:48,377 - So you run around checking the door 1056 01:23:48,379 --> 01:23:50,419 to see if they're Jews? 1057 01:23:50,421 --> 01:23:51,921 - Yes. 1058 01:23:51,923 --> 01:23:57,927 After I left, last night, I walked the neighborhood. 1059 01:23:57,929 --> 01:24:00,721 So this is what we know. 1060 01:24:00,723 --> 01:24:04,349 Your friends disappeared, two nights ago. 1061 01:24:04,351 --> 01:24:06,434 Last night, five more people 1062 01:24:06,436 --> 01:24:09,437 from this house also disappeared. 1063 01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:12,565 I was here when three of them remained. 1064 01:24:12,567 --> 01:24:16,485 So that means, in what, an hour, they were taken 1065 01:24:16,487 --> 01:24:19,363 with no sign of a struggle and no witnesses. 1066 01:24:19,365 --> 01:24:22,199 I think it would be difficult to grab all three at once 1067 01:24:22,201 --> 01:24:26,077 and way too risky if he were to make multiple trips. 1068 01:24:26,079 --> 01:24:29,789 So I suspect that, 1069 01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:32,083 like a spider, 1070 01:24:32,085 --> 01:24:36,003 he lured them into his web. 1071 01:24:36,005 --> 01:24:39,172 - So why don't you go next door, 1072 01:24:39,174 --> 01:24:40,424 check if the door is locked? 1073 01:24:40,426 --> 01:24:41,925 If not, you walk in there as well. 1074 01:24:41,927 --> 01:24:44,678 - That is exactly what I'm gonna do, 1075 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:48,473 because once I saw that newly affixed mezuzah, 1076 01:24:48,475 --> 01:24:50,724 I walked their property, 1077 01:24:50,726 --> 01:24:56,482 and I found what I believe is blood in the grass. 1078 01:25:00,027 --> 01:25:01,484 Hmm. 1079 01:25:01,486 --> 01:25:05,780 - Shit. 1080 01:25:05,782 --> 01:25:07,282 - Maybe we should call the police first. 1081 01:25:07,284 --> 01:25:09,117 - Yes, let's wait for the cops to come 1082 01:25:09,119 --> 01:25:14,915 while our friends are being slaughtered. 1083 01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:20,586 - I'm not breaking into someone's house. 1084 01:25:20,588 --> 01:25:24,131 - Just wait outside. 1085 01:25:24,133 --> 01:25:25,381 - I know all we have to tell them is 1086 01:25:25,383 --> 01:25:26,466 that we're breaking and entering, 1087 01:25:26,468 --> 01:25:29,135 because this rabbi knows there's someone in there 1088 01:25:29,137 --> 01:25:32,472 who have who may have converted. 1089 01:25:53,367 --> 01:25:56,368 Why they cover the mirror with the sheets? 1090 01:25:56,370 --> 01:25:58,996 - You're supposed to cover mirrors during Shiva. 1091 01:25:58,998 --> 01:26:04,125 It's when you grieve for the dead. 1092 01:26:04,127 --> 01:26:06,127 - Whoa. 1093 01:26:06,129 --> 01:26:08,046 You're my woman now? 1094 01:26:08,048 --> 01:26:09,714 - Yes. 1095 01:26:09,716 --> 01:26:12,050 I am your woman. 1096 01:26:12,052 --> 01:26:17,806 - Then hold the coats. 1097 01:26:22,603 --> 01:26:25,436 Oh bro! 1098 01:26:25,438 --> 01:26:27,438 I'm sorry. 1099 01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:29,106 I didn't know. 1100 01:26:29,108 --> 01:26:31,359 Shit, oh , I'm sorry. 1101 01:26:31,361 --> 01:26:32,193 I'm so sorry. 1102 01:26:32,195 --> 01:26:34,820 I didn't know. 1103 01:26:34,822 --> 01:26:36,863 Are you okay? 1104 01:26:36,865 --> 01:26:39,449 I didn't know. 1105 01:26:39,451 --> 01:26:40,617 Shit. 1106 01:26:40,619 --> 01:26:43,662 - Hey, hey, hi. 1107 01:26:43,664 --> 01:26:44,871 Don't be afraid. 1108 01:26:44,873 --> 01:26:47,499 Can you see me? 1109 01:26:47,501 --> 01:26:48,999 You're gonna be okay. 1110 01:26:49,001 --> 01:26:54,421 Call an ambulance and the police, hurry up. 1111 01:26:54,423 --> 01:26:56,048 Hi. 1112 01:26:56,050 --> 01:26:58,259 Hi, hey. 1113 01:26:58,261 --> 01:27:01,261 Is he still here, in the house? 1114 01:27:01,263 --> 01:27:02,470 No? 1115 01:27:02,472 --> 01:27:04,264 What about your friends? 1116 01:27:04,266 --> 01:27:05,890 Do you know where they are? 1117 01:27:05,892 --> 01:27:07,433 No? 1118 01:27:07,435 --> 01:27:09,352 You're gonna be okay. 1119 01:27:09,354 --> 01:27:10,520 If you can think of anything, 1120 01:27:10,522 --> 01:27:13,021 it could save your friends' lives. 1121 01:27:13,023 --> 01:27:14,398 No? 1122 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,691 Don't cry, take a deep breath. 1123 01:27:17,278 --> 01:27:18,777 Just let it out. 1124 01:27:18,779 --> 01:27:19,611 An ambulance is coming. 1125 01:27:19,613 --> 01:27:20,779 You're gonna be okay. 1126 01:27:20,781 --> 01:27:21,780 I'm gonna wait here with you, okay? 1127 01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:25,533 Okay, just I want you to just think. 1128 01:27:25,535 --> 01:27:30,371 Did he mention anything about where he took 'em? 1129 01:27:30,373 --> 01:27:33,416 What about a car? 1130 01:27:33,418 --> 01:27:35,334 Take a deep breath, just relax. 1131 01:27:35,336 --> 01:27:37,627 Breathe it in. 1132 01:27:37,629 --> 01:27:38,670 That's good. 1133 01:27:38,672 --> 01:27:40,463 You're gonna be okay. 1134 01:27:40,465 --> 01:27:41,298 You're gonna live. 1135 01:27:41,300 --> 01:27:42,507 You're gonna be fine. 1136 01:27:42,509 --> 01:27:44,509 You're gonna be playing the piano, okay? 1137 01:27:45,387 --> 01:27:48,305 Don't cry, shh. 1138 01:27:48,307 --> 01:27:49,763 Take a breath. 1139 01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:55,227 Tell me something, please. 1140 01:27:55,229 --> 01:27:57,980 Is there anything you can tell me 1141 01:27:57,982 --> 01:28:00,316 that could help to find your ff lends? 1142 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:04,360 Anything? 1143 01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:12,993 Okay, now tell me something 1144 01:28:12,995 --> 01:28:15,162 that can help me save your ff lends. 1145 01:28:20,461 --> 01:28:23,420 - Okay, I called the police. 1146 01:28:23,422 --> 01:28:24,879 The ambulance is on their way. 1147 01:28:24,881 --> 01:28:26,047 Yuri's with Nina. 1148 01:28:26,049 --> 01:28:29,425 She's pretty inconsolable, so I wouldn't mention the torture 1149 01:28:29,427 --> 01:28:32,637 or the punch in the face. 1150 01:28:32,639 --> 01:28:34,722 What'd she tell you? 1151 01:28:34,724 --> 01:28:37,641 - Gordon Brook Road, and you're gonna be looking 1152 01:28:37,643 --> 01:28:40,060 for a red convertible. 1153 01:28:40,062 --> 01:28:42,103 - Okay. 1154 01:28:42,105 --> 01:28:43,605 We were just there. 1155 01:28:43,607 --> 01:28:45,690 That's walking distance from here. 1156 01:28:45,692 --> 01:28:48,859 There's woods right behind that gas station, remember? 1157 01:28:48,861 --> 01:28:52,321 It makes perfect sense. 1158 01:28:52,323 --> 01:28:53,155 She's fine. 1159 01:28:53,157 --> 01:28:56,533 He's not comin' back. 1160 01:28:56,535 --> 01:28:58,786 We have to go. 1161 01:29:01,623 --> 01:29:07,420 You're not gonna go, are you? 1162 01:29:08,672 --> 01:29:11,339 You're full of shit. 1163 01:29:11,341 --> 01:29:13,090 You're just a coward. 1164 01:29:13,092 --> 01:29:16,593 All those speeches I had to listen to, 1165 01:29:16,595 --> 01:29:22,849 and nothing, you're just gonna wait? 1166 01:29:22,851 --> 01:29:24,684 Here's your fuckin' jacket. 1167 01:29:24,686 --> 01:29:27,144 - Okay, fine. 1168 01:30:11,896 --> 01:30:13,103 - Where's the light? 1169 01:30:13,105 --> 01:30:14,855 - My job was to save lives. 1170 01:30:14,857 --> 01:30:16,523 - I get that part, the bear. 1171 01:30:16,525 --> 01:30:18,275 - Hey! 1172 01:30:18,277 --> 01:30:20,360 - The question is-- 1173 01:30:20,362 --> 01:30:21,194 - No! 1174 01:30:21,196 --> 01:30:27,783 - Where's the knife? 1175 01:31:05,111 --> 01:31:10,072 - Come on, leave her the fuck alone! 1176 01:32:15,801 --> 01:32:18,051 Adam! 1177 01:32:18,053 --> 01:32:23,390 - Whoa, whoa, hey! 1178 01:32:23,392 --> 01:32:29,770 Whoa, whoa, uh, Lazarus, right, Obediah? 1179 01:32:29,772 --> 01:32:31,814 Uh, Feist! 1180 01:32:31,816 --> 01:32:36,318 Henry, Harry? 1181 01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:37,610 Harvey? 1182 01:32:37,612 --> 01:32:39,028 - Howard Feist. 1183 01:32:39,030 --> 01:32:42,532 - Howard Feist, so you do remember? 1184 01:32:42,534 --> 01:32:47,912 Howard Feist's son, Amon Feist, is looking for you. 1185 01:32:47,914 --> 01:32:53,542 He came to me, trying to find you. 1186 01:32:53,544 --> 01:32:54,877 Really, he should be here, 1187 01:32:54,879 --> 01:32:57,504 but he's scared shitless. 1188 01:32:57,506 --> 01:32:58,964 I'm scared shitless. 1189 01:32:58,966 --> 01:33:03,718 I mean, your father killed his father. 1190 01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:08,055 He ruined both of your lives. 1191 01:33:08,057 --> 01:33:10,725 Listen, what are you trying to do here? 1192 01:33:10,727 --> 01:33:14,227 I mean, this isn't Judaism. 1193 01:33:14,229 --> 01:33:20,150 This is wrong. 1194 01:33:20,152 --> 01:33:24,737 Your father was delusional. 1195 01:33:24,739 --> 01:33:29,074 Mitzvot 224, 6:6, 1196 01:33:29,076 --> 01:33:33,412 you can't be in the same room as a corpse. 1197 01:33:33,414 --> 01:33:39,250 - Shema. 1198 01:33:39,252 --> 01:33:42,337 - Mitzvot 225, 6:7, 1199 01:33:42,339 --> 01:33:47,884 you can't come in contact with with a dead body. 1200 01:33:47,886 --> 01:33:49,968 You can't kill us. 1201 01:33:49,970 --> 01:33:53,305 We're all bad Jews, but you're not. 1202 01:33:53,307 --> 01:33:56,600 - Shema. 1203 01:33:56,602 --> 01:34:01,479 - I am listening. 1204 01:34:01,481 --> 01:34:02,396 That's right. 1205 01:34:02,398 --> 01:34:05,900 I went to rabbinical school to be a rabbi, 1206 01:34:05,902 --> 01:34:11,113 but it just wasn't for me. 1207 01:34:11,115 --> 01:34:13,823 You know, you and my roommate, 1208 01:34:13,825 --> 01:34:15,659 you'd be great together. 1209 01:34:15,661 --> 01:34:20,580 You like to just sit home and judge other people. 1210 01:34:20,582 --> 01:34:23,541 How do you justify any of this? 1211 01:34:23,543 --> 01:34:29,213 - Mitzvot, 637. 1212 01:34:29,215 --> 01:34:33,467 - Yeah, you see, there's only 1213 01:34:33,469 --> 01:34:36,844 Your father made up the rest. 1214 01:34:36,846 --> 01:34:39,222 He just made that shit up. 1215 01:34:39,224 --> 01:34:46,020 - Mitzvot, 43, 44, 45. 1216 01:34:46,022 --> 01:34:47,855 - I'm not a false prophet. 1217 01:34:47,857 --> 01:34:53,819 I'm not anything. 1218 01:35:02,912 --> 01:35:04,996 What is this? 1219 01:35:15,090 --> 01:35:17,590 Is that for me? 1220 01:35:20,303 --> 01:35:21,136 - No. 1221 01:35:21,138 --> 01:35:23,805 - Adam, it's Judy. 1222 01:35:23,807 --> 01:35:25,472 No! 1223 01:35:55,919 --> 01:36:01,422 - God damn you! 1224 01:36:10,975 --> 01:36:13,433 You're a bad Jew. 1225 01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:19,147 - Shema! 1226 01:36:19,149 --> 01:36:24,945 Bad Jew. 1227 01:36:31,535 --> 01:36:35,037 - Judaism is an affirmation of life, 1228 01:36:35,039 --> 01:36:37,663 not a rejection of others 1229 01:36:37,665 --> 01:36:40,041 but a reminder that we all stem 1230 01:36:40,043 --> 01:36:43,377 from the same family tree branching out 1231 01:36:43,379 --> 01:36:46,089 in all our diversity, 1232 01:36:46,091 --> 01:36:49,257 regardless of race or religion. 1233 01:36:49,259 --> 01:36:52,636 - Nina, still no word on Ivan, but don't worry, 1234 01:36:52,638 --> 01:36:54,137 we still have time. 1235 01:36:54,139 --> 01:36:56,890 Hey, Amanda's okay. 1236 01:36:58,727 --> 01:37:02,561 No, I didn't punch her in the face on purpose. 1237 01:37:09,987 --> 01:37:12,946 - We are all God's children. 1238 01:37:14,658 --> 01:37:17,867 "I have set before you life and death, 1239 01:37:17,869 --> 01:37:20,245 "blessing and curse. 1240 01:37:20,247 --> 01:37:23,373 "Therefore choose life and both you 1241 01:37:23,375 --> 01:37:26,792 "and your descendants may life," Devarim. 1242 01:37:28,629 --> 01:37:34,967 - Rachel! 1243 01:37:34,969 --> 01:37:37,677 - We are charged with a moral obligation 1244 01:37:37,679 --> 01:37:41,264 of serving as an example to the world, 1245 01:37:41,266 --> 01:37:45,309 fulfilling his Will. 1246 01:37:45,311 --> 01:37:47,145 - Yeah. 1247 01:37:47,147 --> 01:37:51,398 What is this? 1248 01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:55,193 Guilt, how cute. 1249 01:37:55,195 --> 01:37:56,987 No, I don't know. 1250 01:37:57,823 --> 01:37:58,947 No, I don't care when he gets back. 1251 01:37:58,949 --> 01:38:04,745 I already told him I'm leaving in a month. 1252 01:38:06,455 --> 01:38:12,584 - And yes, we're complainers. 1253 01:38:12,586 --> 01:38:15,587 Remind everyone that as far as we've come, 1254 01:38:15,589 --> 01:38:18,756 there's always further to go. 1255 01:38:18,758 --> 01:38:20,884 - Rabbi Feist. 1256 01:38:23,054 --> 01:38:25,554 Amon, my mom's double parked. 1257 01:38:25,556 --> 01:38:28,932 We thought you were gonna meet us outside. 1258 01:38:28,934 --> 01:38:34,732 Rabbi Feist! 1259 01:38:48,952 --> 01:38:53,163 Family, honor and sadness are speaking these words, 1260 01:38:53,165 --> 01:38:58,752 36 years ago, for my dear friend Howard Feist. 1261 01:38:58,754 --> 01:39:02,963 This, this is the very same paper 1262 01:39:02,965 --> 01:39:09,803 that I prepared for that day. 1263 01:39:14,684 --> 01:39:19,646 Amon was his father's son, a good man. 1264 01:39:19,648 --> 01:39:22,815 When he told me that he too wanted to be a rabbi, 1265 01:39:22,817 --> 01:39:26,526 I said that for every task a rabbi performs, 1266 01:39:26,528 --> 01:39:31,406 there's probably someone more qualified. 1267 01:39:31,408 --> 01:39:36,369 The therapist may offer better counseling. 1268 01:39:36,371 --> 01:39:41,624 Politician may give more rousing inspirational speeches. 1269 01:39:41,626 --> 01:39:47,713 A university professor may be a more knowledgeable teacher. 1270 01:39:47,715 --> 01:39:51,716 None of that matters. 1271 01:39:51,718 --> 01:39:55,053 Rabbis aren't meant to be above anyone, 1272 01:39:55,055 --> 01:40:00,599 but to rather stand with everyone. 1273 01:40:00,601 --> 01:40:04,561 People look to rabbis for affirmation of life, 1274 01:40:04,563 --> 01:40:09,984 for faith, for understanding. 1275 01:40:09,986 --> 01:40:14,070 And I'm privileged to serve in that role, every day. 1276 01:40:29,878 --> 01:40:34,464 I'm gonna miss him, too, Z'ev. 1277 01:40:34,466 --> 01:40:35,882 If there's anything you need, 1278 01:40:35,884 --> 01:40:41,429 if anything, you want to talk, anything. 1279 01:40:41,431 --> 01:40:45,266 - Thank you, Walter. 1280 01:40:45,268 --> 01:40:48,018 Oh, the yarmulke. 1281 01:40:48,020 --> 01:40:50,645 It was a gift from Amon. 1282 01:40:50,647 --> 01:40:52,314 I once told him that he had a better chance 1283 01:40:52,316 --> 01:40:56,067 of getting me to a baseball game than temple. 1284 01:40:56,069 --> 01:40:58,236 - Mets, huh? 1285 01:40:58,238 --> 01:41:02,740 You know your brother and your father were Yankee fans? 1286 01:41:02,742 --> 01:41:04,033 - Well, look where that got 'em. 1287 01:41:09,081 --> 01:41:11,665 - I guess I'll see ya at the cemetery. 1288 01:41:11,667 --> 01:41:14,459 - Someday, I suppose. 1289 01:43:03,604 --> 01:43:07,688 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1290 01:43:17,574 --> 01:43:20,074 Oh Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah 1291 01:43:20,076 --> 01:43:22,952 Come light the menorah 1292 01:43:22,954 --> 01:43:25,245 Let's have a party 1293 01:43:25,247 --> 01:43:27,998 We'll all dance the hora 1294 01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:30,292 Gather 'round the table 1295 01:43:30,294 --> 01:43:33,003 We'll give you a treat 1296 01:43:33,005 --> 01:43:37,590 A dreidel to play with and latkes to eat 1297 01:43:37,592 --> 01:43:41,218 And while we were singing 1298 01:43:41,220 --> 01:43:44,972 The candles were burning low 1299 01:43:44,974 --> 01:43:48,016 One for each night as they shed a sweet light 1300 01:43:48,018 --> 01:43:52,145 They remind us of years long ago 1301 01:43:52,147 --> 01:43:55,023 One for each night as they shed a sweet light 1302 01:43:55,025 --> 01:44:00,821 They remind us of years long ago 1303 01:44:12,290 --> 01:44:18,129 Whoa 1304 01:44:42,193 --> 01:44:48,031 And while we were singing 1305 01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:54,911 The candles were burning low 1306 01:44:54,913 --> 01:44:57,914 One for each night as we shed a sweet light 1307 01:44:57,916 --> 01:45:02,084 They remind us of years long ago 1308 01:45:02,086 --> 01:45:05,170 One for each night as we shed a sweet light 1309 01:45:05,172 --> 01:45:08,926 They remind us of years long ago 1310 01:45:12,220 --> 01:45:15,263 One for each night as we shed a sweet light 1311 01:45:15,265 --> 01:45:19,433 They remind us of years long ago 1312 01:45:19,435 --> 01:45:22,520 One for each night as we shed a sweet light 1313 01:45:22,522 --> 01:45:28,277 They remind us of years long ago 1314 01:45:33,782 --> 01:46:39,828 Remind 1315 01:46:40,801 --> 01:46:45,801 Remind 89600