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Rio: [ Groans ]
We better hurry up,
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'cause I feel likethey're gonna start without us.
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Mike: Yeah, I-I'm driving
fast as electricity allows.
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Ooh, I see a tiny spot
for us.
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I've never seen
so many trucks parked here.
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[ Chickens clucking ]This is a big deal.
Okay.
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Alright, let's go, go,
go, go, go! Okay, we're late.Yep. I'm doing it.
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It's the first I've worn
heels since we've been
here, and so, it's just --
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[ Squish ]Oh, gosh!
What?
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You know what, honey?
I just stepped in a cow patty.
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Ooh.
Or maybe it was
a horse patty.
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Actually, you know what?
I think it's dog patty.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Go, team!
Let's go!
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Mike: Oh.
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So, that's what Constance meantabout "dressing up."
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You two look ridiculous.
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Thank you, Beau.
Thank you so much.
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As long as I've been sheriff
here in Bucksnort,
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we have come together
to celebrate
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a very special weekend.
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[ Cheering ]
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The beginning
of the Huskers season.
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Let's go, Huskers!
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[ Cheering ]Machine!
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Big Red machine!
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[ Rhythmic clapping ]
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Let's go, Huskers!
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Let's go, Huskers!
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Now, we all know what's in
this raffle drum, okay?
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It's the name of the family
that gets the privilege
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of hosting
this year's season opener.
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-Yes!
-Yeah!
-Yes!
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We gonna do it this way...
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So, why is the Nebraska footballteam called the Huskers?
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Oh, it's short
for the Cornhuskers.
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Cornhuskers. But you shuckcorn,
don't you? You --
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Shh! Hey!
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You don't see me
coming in your house
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and talking over
some Al Gore documentary.
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S-- Yeah. Sorry.
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Watch me.
Here we go.
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[ Crowd murmuring ]
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Alright.
Now, don't get crazy.
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Now, the winner is...
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...Mike and Rio Levine-Young!
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What?! Oh, my God![ Laughs ]
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Oh, my God!
[ Smooches ]
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We -- We were in it,
and we won it?
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Honey, we won it!Good for you.
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We're gonna host! Wow.Oh, my God!
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Let's go, Shuckers!
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Booh, booh, booh-booh-booh.Woman:
Did she say "Shuckers"?
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H-Husk-- Huskers.Husker-- Huskers!
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♪♪
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪♪
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But, sweetie,
in my defense,
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they've only been
the Cornhuskers since 1899.
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Before that, they were
the Rattlesnake Boys.
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I don't know
if you knew that.
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Not really sure
why they let that one go.
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You're like
a Huskers historian.
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Have you been digging around
on Wikipedia?
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It's because I just want to,
like, know everything
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that there is to know
about football.
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Okay. Uh, alright.
Let's test your knowledge.
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Okay.
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What's a first down?
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Sure.
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Oh, it's "touchdown."Are you thinking of "touchdown"?
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I love you.
You're doing a great job.
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I love you.
Yeah.
I'm gonna grab a crate.
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Okay.
But you got it.
First touchdown.
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You know, I'm not gonna
be on the weeds on it.
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I want to learn football
systemically.
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Aaah!
Aaah![ Theresa screams ]
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Oh, my God!
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Good God, Mike, you can't
barge into my home like that.
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[ Theresa bleats ]Okay, I'm sorry.
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I-I know that the barn
is your home,
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in the sense
that you live here,
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but the barn
is also ourhome,
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in the sense
that we own it...
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and it's ours.
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Don't apologize.
Next time, just knock.
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It's about
respecting boundaries.
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Oh, heads up --
Theresa the goat
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lost a tooth
in your kitchen yesterday.
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Wouldn't be
walking around barefoot.
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Okay, so, you didn't feel
the need to pick it up?
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[ Grunting ]
Rio: Here, baby.
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Morning, roomies.
Uhp.
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Hey, there, Beau.
You okay?
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Yeah. Daddy got
a mean ol' charley horse
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running back from the farm
last night.
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I see. Yeah.Oh. You know
what might help?
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Is if
Daddy drove his truck
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instead of running through
a cornfield every day.
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That's an...
excellent idea.
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People can't see my truck
parked here overnight.
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What if they think my wife
kicked me out of the house?
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[ Grunting ]
I mean,
she did kick you out,
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so Daddy has --
hasbeen kicked out,
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and so Daddy should
come to terms with that.
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[ Vehicle approaches ]It would just be fair
to make sure --
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Oh.
Oop.
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Oh.Oh, look, it's Connie!
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Oh.
Hey!
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Hey!
Whoop whoop!
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Folks are concerned that there'sa couple of outsiders
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that aren't gonna be good hostsfor the Huskers kickoff party.
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I just want to say --
I would consider us,
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at this point,
not outsiders.
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I mean, we've been here
for, like, seven months,
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you know?
Yeah.
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I would consider us
true Bucksnort...ers.
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Bucksn--
Bucksnortians.Bucksnort-shuns.
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Well, let me put it
this way --
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we're not gonna change the
population sign anytime soon.
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Sometimes it seems like you guysaren't all-in on Bucksnort.
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I feel like --Wow. Well,
that...kinda hurts,
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because, to be honest, I-I can'tthink what else we could do
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to demonstratethat we're all-in on this town.
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You could start with
opening your moving boxes.
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Oh, that?
These are --
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Rio, remember
when you went to the city
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for your mama's birthday?
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Yes.And you came back
with your hair did?
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Well, you hurt
Linda's feelings.
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You made her feel like
you didn't trust her to do it.
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I-It's just that there's a guy
in New York,
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and he -- my colorist --
um...
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and he does, like, a very
complicated layering process,
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in which
he sort of, like, paints --
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If you really live here,
Linda has to do your hair.
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Okay, well, you know, Constance,I-I can promise you one thing --
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we are gonna throw
a kickass party.
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I don't think you get how
important this party is to us.
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When my husband passed,
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the last thing I wanted to do
was go to a party,
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but they brought the party
to me.
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They knew what I needed
before Idid.
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That's what we do
for each other.
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Now, if you want to be
a true Bucksnortiac,
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you have to listen
to my advice.
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Bucksnortiac.
Okay?
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I did not see that coming.No.
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These are the recipes.These are the town's favorites.
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Oh, wow!
That's a lot of butter. Huh.
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I wonder if I could substitute
some with -- with applesauce.
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Get your head out your ass
and use the damn butter.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Panting ]
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Wow. You're going
one mile an hour.
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Kay.
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Hope you're enjoying
our truck,
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our house, the AC,
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and our child.
I am.
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Now, let's talk about how we'regonna play the party, okay?
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Folks can't know that you're
living over at Mike and Rio's.
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It's none of their beeswax.Agreed.
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But you know
what'd really sell everybody
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on us
still being together?
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If I slept
over at the house tonight.
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If and when I am ready
for you to come back,
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I will let you know.
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But until then,
I'm drawing a hard line.
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Do you hear me, mister?
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Don't cross over this boundary,'cause I'm laying it down hard.
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Now, here's some meatloaf.
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And also,
got you some laundry.
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Figured you'd be onyour last pair of tight-whites.
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Coulda used these
yesterday.
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Oh, come on!Well, excuse my French,
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but I've been peen to jean
the last three days.
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[ Gearshift clicks ]
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I have!
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I don't know, hon.
Maybe Connie was right.
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Wha--
I mean, w-why haven't we
unpacked all these boxes?
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It's not like there's
anything important in them.
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We gotta show the town
that we're here to stay.
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Oh. Yeah.
We got to send
a message like,
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"We're here,
we're gonna die here,
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we're getting buried here
on property."
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Oh.
In fact, I think
we should consider
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digging
some burial holes --
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Plots?
Plots.
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So when people drive by,
they go,
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"They're in it
for the long haul."
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Maybe hold off on that?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
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Just, like, start with, like,
unpacking the boxes first.
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Y-- Y-- Okay.
Start with unpacking.
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You know what I mean?
And then consider plots.
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[ Door closes, bells jingle ]I assume you'll be attending
the kickoff party?
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Of course.
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Maybe we could go together.
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Maybe I will definitely
say yes.
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To be clear,
I'm currently saying yes.
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[ Bells jingle ]Hey, Connie, we unpacked
the last of our boxes,
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and I found
my Rollerblades!
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What, what?!Alright, girl!
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Whoa! There we go.
I got you.
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Sorry.
Nice save.
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Yeah. So, um...
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We'll take
all your butter.
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I thought you might.
That's why I made you a box.
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Oh!
That's so sweet.
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Now all you need for the party
is a greased pig.
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Sorry, what?Come again?
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Kay: Well, this here's
our fastest pig.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Look at this perfect face!
[ Chuckles ]
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Forgot she wants to marry
every animal she sees, huh?Tail wags like a dog!
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Well, I do when it hasa perfect little butt like this.
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Well, we don't eat that butt,
you know?
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We just chase it,
wrestle it into submission,
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and smush it into a bucket
before kickoff.
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Oh.
For luck.
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Uh, I guess one question I haveis -- is just...
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"Why?"
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Uh, in that,
you know...
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why?
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Well, years ago, a-a pig escapedduring the season opener party,
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and they caught that sucker
right before kickoff,
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and like magic,
the Huskers went on to win
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the national championship
that year.
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Oh.
Yeah, so, every year,
we -- we chase a pig.
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Oh.And does the little piggy
sort of enjoy being, uh,
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chased around and smushed
into a bucket for luck, or --
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No, no, no. She hates it.
That's why she runs so fast.
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Duh!
Sure.
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And hypothetically
speaking --
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Hmm.
...if this year,
we didn't chase the pig --
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Mm-hmm.
...would that
be a big deal, or...
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Great question.Just imagine if you were
in New York City
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and the Statue of Liberty
lost her dress.
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[ Laughs ] Imagine that.[ Laughs ]
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Same...difference.[ Laughs ] Yeah. Okay.
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Okay.
Yes.
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About to whip up some of
Bucksnort's favorite treats.
242
00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,702
I'm gonna start
with Clara's "Dump Balls."
243
00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:10,528
Oh.
Jar of grape jelly,
some barbecue sauce,
244
00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,357
and frozen meatballs.
Great.
245
00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,624
And the only direction
is "dump."
246
00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:15,578
Great.
So, dump it.
247
00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,315
In what world am I not
gonna need to stir this?
248
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,797
You gotta dump dem balls.
Gotta be all-in.
249
00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:21,978
Okay.
You're the boss.
250
00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,333
I'm jazzed.
Like, we're doing it.
251
00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,593
See, the town's traditions
are ourtraditions,
252
00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,726
and I, for one,
am embracing them.
253
00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,119
I hate this tradition.
I hate it.
254
00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,772
[ Snorts ]
255
00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,116
Girl, stop looking at me
like that.
256
00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:38,646
I don't want you to be chasedand greased and put in a bucket.
257
00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,562
But sometimes in life, though,
you know,
258
00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:43,647
you get chased
and shoved in a bucket.
259
00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,607
Alright.
You better rest up, okay?
260
00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,395
I'll bring you breakfast.
261
00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:49,179
Okay. I love you.
262
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,574
[ Hinges creak ]
263
00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:51,617
Alright.
264
00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,971
♪♪
265
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,401
[ Gate creaks ]
266
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,187
[ Pig snorting ]
267
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,847
Today marks my fifth
date with Constance.
You know what that means.
268
00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,631
Oh, yeah. Have sex
for the fifth time?
269
00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,195
Good God!
I meant the first kiss.
270
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,852
Oh.
I like to light
a long fuse.
271
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,456
Dates 1 through 4 --
sss.
272
00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,856
Date 5 -- kaboom!
Lip explosion.
273
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,600
Oh, well, I hope you'll warn meso I can take cover.
274
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,161
I don't think
I can do it, though.
275
00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:17,817
I haven't kissed a woman
for the first time
276
00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,731
since I kissed my ex-wife
under the bleachers
277
00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,206
during the Cuban
Missile Crisis.
278
00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,516
[ Door opens ]Rio: Mike!
279
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,872
Oh!
Oh, you're right here.
280
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:24,611
I -- Oh, hi, Rudy.
You okay?
281
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,041
Yeah, can I
show you something?
282
00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,477
[ Chuckles ]
Go, Huskers.
283
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,613
So, as you can see,
284
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,435
the something that I wanted
to show you is nothing,
285
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:31,482
in that Portia the pig
is gone.
286
00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,217
Portia? You named the pig?
Okay.
287
00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,838
Well, 'cause --I'm gonna ask you
a question...
288
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,008
Sure.
...and I don't want you
to get mad,
289
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,533
but I want you
to be honest with me.Okay. Sure.
290
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,667
Might you have subconsciously
let Portia the pig out of here
291
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,230
'cause you did not want her
to get chased?
292
00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:45,667
Speaking as a therapist,
the subconscious, you know,
293
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,625
is much like
a greased pig.
294
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,074
Mm-hmm.
Hard to pin down.
295
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,420
I love you.
296
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,719
Uh, you're a dork, and we got tofocus and get the pig.
297
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:53,676
Okay?
Sure. That's fair.
298
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:54,813
[ Horns honking ]
299
00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,195
Oh, no!
Oh!
300
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,767
Damn these polite,
punctual people.
Okay. Okay.
301
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,245
Well, hi! Hi!
Welcome!
302
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,855
Whoo!
Football fans in Nebraska!
303
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,336
Whoo![ Portia snorting ]
304
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,906
[ Crowd shouting
"Go, Huskers!" ][ Speaking indistinctly ]
305
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,094
Hmm?
306
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,129
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
307
00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:11,794
Rio,
w-w-where are you going?
308
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,218
Oh, I'm just gonna go
for a quick run.
309
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,664
I just get so pumped up,
you know what I mean?
310
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,792
Go, Big Red!Alright, yeah!
311
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,144
Go, Huskers!
312
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,663
Mike: Come on in.
313
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,927
Mike, I gotta say,
this place looks amazing.
314
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,541
Oh! Thanks, Kent.
Great wig.
315
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:26,671
Oh, no, it's not a wig.
Oh.
316
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:27,933
Want to touch it?
Uh...
317
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,535
You know,
I'm still handling food, so...
318
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,365
Okay. I brought the grease
for the pig chase.
319
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,943
Uh,
keep that grease warm.
320
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,680
We are going to have a pigto dunk in there any minute now.
321
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:36,682
[ Engine idling ]
322
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,813
Ca-caw! Caw!
323
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,598
[ Grunts ]
324
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,823
Okay, ground rules --
325
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:45,821
Hey.
Guys?
326
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,602
Family business
stays in the family.
327
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,517
Okay. Go.
Okay?
Keep your mouth shut.
328
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,261
And don't go yappingto that girl you've been seeing.
329
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,482
Don't worry, Mom.
Janine and I don't talk much.
330
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,482
We just French.
331
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,703
It's 'cause
she's homeschooled.
332
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:56,872
Uh, also...
333
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,477
it's "Jake" now.
334
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,267
What is?
335
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,841
My name -- My name is Jake now,if that's okay.
336
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:07,409
Listen, your grandfather didn'tlose his legs in the Pacific
337
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,189
so we could call you Jake.
338
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,983
Grandpa lost his legs
in the war?
339
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,189
In the Pacific.
340
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,944
[ Snorting ]
341
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,981
Okay.
342
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,637
Portia?
343
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,901
Hi. It's me.
344
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,124
Rio, from last night.
345
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,953
Girl, you stay right there.
346
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:31,081
I'm gonna come and get ya
real nice, real easy.
347
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,515
Aaaaaaah![ Squeals ]
348
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:33,561
Aw, man!
349
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,775
Hi.
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
350
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,215
I wonder
where the bathroom is.
351
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,741
How would Iknow? I've never
been in this house in my life.
352
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,826
Yeah, leave it, Clara.
He doesn't know, okay?
353
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,175
He lives at home with me,
his wife!
354
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,052
Our relationship
is thriving.
355
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,711
Okay.
356
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,667
[ Choking ]
357
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,365
Oh, my God! Deb, Deb, Deb!
Are you okay?
358
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:58,672
Spit it out!
Spit it out!
359
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,678
Deb?
Oh. Oh, wow.
360
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,849
Deb: Oh, Go--
361
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,684
These Dump Balls
were stirred.
362
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,032
Mike!No, no, no, no.
363
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:04,991
Tell me that ain't true.
364
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,898
No, they were dumped
and left.
365
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,343
I don't see a film
on the top.
366
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,640
And there-- And there's no skinon these balls.
367
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,597
Uh...excuse me.You stirred them!
368
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,165
[ Whispering ]
Honey, honey, honey,
where is the little piggy?
369
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,392
It's almost kickoff...Nope.
370
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,821
...and my balls
were just rejected.
371
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,037
[ Whispering ] I've got eyes
on her, okay? I've got this.
372
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,606
You just got to give me
a second.
373
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,262
I just need to have a couple oftools and I've got it, okay?
374
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,346
I've got you.
375
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,924
Um...
[ Muttering ]
376
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:26,882
Okay, yeah.
377
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,660
Rio!
Deb!
378
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,053
Where are you going?
379
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,396
Oh, you know what?
380
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,005
I just like to doa load of laundry before a game.
381
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,666
It's sort of
a superstition thing.
Oh.
382
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,060
I love your shirt.
What is that? A T-shirt?Oh, yeah. Well, it's a --
383
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,064
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Rio, you forgot your --
384
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,106
you forg--
385
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,068
"Beau Bowman"?
386
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,678
[ Chuckles ]
You've had it,
and you love it.
387
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,851
You just don't remember
loving it.
388
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,067
You do not remember.I-I-I do. I do.
389
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,077
[ Exhales sharply ]I-I-I don't even remember.
390
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,419
I'm gonna drink.
I'm gonna drink. But no --
391
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,038
Yes, you smash
the corn flakes
392
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,078
and stick them
on top of the potato --No, I didn't --
393
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,694
It's really cool
Frenching with you, Jake.
394
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,484
Totally.You're so wild and broken.
395
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,258
Thank you.Do you want anything
from the cooler?
396
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,613
I don't know.
Doesn't even matter.
397
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,483
Coke Zero, please.
398
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:09,962
Young Jacob?
399
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,656
Yeah, Mr. Rudy?
400
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,453
Oh, oh,
uh...it's "Jake" now.
401
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,749
Jake? Wonderful.
402
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,096
You and your gal seem
comfortable showing affection.
403
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,237
I'd like to know the events
leading up to your first kiss.
404
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,019
Oh.
405
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,933
I just asked
her permission,
406
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,628
like they taught us to do
in health class.
407
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,455
You asked her?
408
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,113
Hot dog.
409
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,287
You kids
are really something.
410
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,252
Thank you.
411
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,119
Just ask.
412
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,861
What a time to be alive.
413
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,122
Oh, these are my favorite.
414
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,084
Oh, uh, Kent,
why are you dressed
415
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,782
like a Civil War
surgeon?
416
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,560
Mm. So I don't
get the grease on myself.
417
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,354
Mm.
By the way,
where is the pig at?
418
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,088
Yes, the pig.
It's, uh --
419
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,089
Oh! Oh, my goodness.Come on, Portia!
420
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,740
Um, I'm just gonna getthe glare off the, uh, TV here.
421
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,735
Huskers deserve
a vivid picture.
422
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,137
So, why are you
chasing a pig?
423
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,880
Because we want our neighbors
to like us.
424
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,531
Why do you need them
to like you?
425
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:57,924
You're a New Yorker!
426
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,057
That means avoiding
your neighbors in an elevator.
427
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,360
Like this guy.I've been living here 20 years.
428
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,966
I have no idea who he is.
429
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,107
I'm Harrison.
430
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,148
A-Alright.
I don't need your life story.
431
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,893
Mom, we want to know
our neighbors.
432
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,464
That's why we moved
to Nebraska.
433
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,890
You know, we want
to set down roots here.
434
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,717
Oh, sweetheart,
speaking of roots,
435
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,684
D'Ericko keeps asking aboutwhen you want to do your color.
436
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,384
Now, he books up very quickly
around the High Holidays.
437
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,472
Yeah, about that.
I, um...
438
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,041
I'm just kinda, like,
getting some pressure
439
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,908
to have Linda
do my hair here, so...
440
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,170
Linda?
441
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,912
Sweetheart, if you want
your neighbors to like you,
442
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,784
please, God,
don't start with your hair!
443
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,916
Just be your wonderful self,
okay?
444
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,129
And stop chasing pigs.
445
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,347
I gotta go. Mwah.
Love you, baby.
446
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,137
Bye.[ Cellphone beeps ]
447
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,141
[ Elevator bell dinging ]
448
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,623
Wanna fool around?
449
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:42,403
What?
450
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,926
What?!
451
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,800
[ Sighs ]
Portia, Portia, Portia.
452
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,061
[ Snorting ]
453
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,153
Look, I think my mom's right,
you know?
454
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,412
I never wanted to chase you
in the first place,
455
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,594
so I'm not doing it.
456
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:52,979
Okay?
457
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,591
[ Snorting ]
458
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,994
♪♪
459
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,069
[ Chuckles lightly ]
460
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,157
Oh, hi.
461
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,285
You like that, huh?
462
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,027
Mike. Mike.Oh. Yeah?
463
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,168
We gotto be chasing
that pig.
464
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,119
It's almost kickoff.
Where is it?
465
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,608
Okay, she's gonna be here
in seconds, okay?
466
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:11,648
Ohh! You know what?
467
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,963
Everybody,
I don't think Mike here
468
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,090
even hasa pig
for us to chase.
469
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,832
[ Crowd groaning ]Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
470
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,183
Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on.
471
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,222
It's -- It's --
It's a long story,
472
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,528
and...
473
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,013
that ends right now!
474
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,193
[ Cheers and applause ]She's here!
475
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,228
Let's chase this pig!
476
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,414
[ Cheering ]
477
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,020
Yeah, okay, just a quick --
quick announcement --
478
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,191
no one's chasing
this pig.
479
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,236
What?![ Crowd murmuring ]
480
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,902
[ Indistinct talking ]Please don't go!
Please!
481
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,899
Clara: You gotta be
kidding me.
482
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,030
Well,
theres goes the season.
483
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,992
Can you believe that?Yes, I can.
484
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,121
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry, you guys.
485
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,903
The last thing
that I wanted to do
486
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,388
was let all of you guys down,
you know?
487
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,038
I-I mean, look,
we moved out here,
488
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,352
we thought we were gonna be
farmers, and...
489
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,909
you saw
how that turned out.
490
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,906
[ Chuckling ]
Not too good.
491
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,177
No, I know.
That was hard.
492
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:03,049
And we stayed
because of you.
493
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,922
The community
that you guys have here
494
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,225
is just unbelievable!
495
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,881
I mean, you just --
you show up for each other,
496
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,226
you know each other
so well.
497
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,666
We want to be
a part of that so bad.
498
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,113
Amen.
But I j--
499
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,500
I just don't want to chase
that pig, guys. Seriously.
500
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:22,293
Oh, come on.
It's just a pig!It's just the only thing
that I would ask, please,
501
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,029
that you accept.
502
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,029
'Cause we are all-in.All the way.
503
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,811
So, let's start by...
504
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:30,245
Linda, I want you
to do my hair real bad.
505
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,643
Yes! Finally!
506
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,296
I can't wait to thicken
those highlights.
507
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,820
G-- That's great.
508
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,173
I think we should start with
just, like, a small section
509
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,393
and just sort of, like,
do a test --
510
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,482
Oh, no.
We're doing the whole thing.
511
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,700
I think we should just --
Anyway...
512
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,828
But -- But sure,
we'll do the whole thing.
513
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,311
[ Chuckles ]Yeah, that's what I said.
514
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,401
Do the whole thing.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
515
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,880
Sorry. I couldn't do
the pig thing.
516
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,749
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, don't apologize.
517
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,322
I'm right there
with you.
518
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,619
In fact...
519
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,194
Everybody...
520
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,411
I stirred the Dump Balls.
521
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,970
[ Crowd groans, murmurs ]I stirred 'em. Yeah.
522
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,278
Kent: There was no film!
523
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,463
This is who we are.
524
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,978
We don't chase pigs,
we stir our balls.
525
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,553
But we still want the Huskers
to have a winning season.
526
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,070
[ Indistinct talking ]
527
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,514
And if our town
needs to chase something
528
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,771
for that to happen...
529
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,214
[ Crowd gasps ]
530
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,770
...chase me.
[ Laughs ]
531
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,337
I'm your pig.
532
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,994
You're amazing.
533
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:19,998
You're amazing.
534
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:20,949
Oh.
535
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,216
I'm committed, town.
I'm all-in!
536
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,569
Okay, but that's not
human-grade.
537
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,128
Honey, I just want to say --
I don't know
538
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,175
if this is the right time
to talk about it or not,
539
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,351
but, you know, farming has donewonders for your body.
540
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,357
It's neverthe wrong time
to tell me that.
541
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,529
Thank you. 'Cause I feela little vulnerable and exposed.
542
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,095
♪♪
543
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,102
Okay, you know what?
I can't watch this anymore!
544
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,324
Rio and Beau
are having an affair!
545
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,973
[ Crowd murmuring ]Ohh!W-What? What?
546
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:46,017
Yep, yep. I found Beau's
underwear in your house, Mike.
547
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,455
So? [ Chuckles ]
That's my thing.
548
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,891
I-I-I put underwear
in everybody'shouse.
549
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,238
Oh, stop lying!
550
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,807
We all know that you're huskingeach other's corn!
551
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,335
Okay, okay.
No, no, no!
552
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,598
Nobody's husking
anybody's anything!
553
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,171
W--
Beau and I are --
554
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,818
we're working through
some...
555
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,392
marital none-of-your-business,
okay?
556
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,170
And Mike and Rio
have been nice enough
557
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,824
to let Beau stay here
while we do that.
558
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,998
Wait. Beau's been
living with us? Since when?
559
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,394
You took in Beau?
That's damn neighborly.
560
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,268
Beau Bowman --
Iwouldn't even do that.
561
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,269
I wouldn't let you cut my hair
if I had any!
562
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,531
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
563
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,233
What are y'all waiting for?
We got a pig to chase.
564
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,402
Alright, look at this man.
565
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:23,187
He's shirtless, and he's ready
to run like a maniac.
566
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,282
We can't leave him hangin'.
567
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,710
But we always
chase a pig.
568
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,716
Oh, Kent!
Take your head out your ass!
569
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,369
Traditions change, okay?
570
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:35,244
Mike is the pig this year,
and I say we chase him!
571
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,768
[ Cheering ]We chase him! We chase him!I'm ready to do this!
572
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,072
We chase him!
573
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,288
Okay!
574
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,206
Alright! Go! Go!
575
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,771
Do we have to
really chase him?
576
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,818
Oh, no, no, but it'll be fun towatch him run around like that.
577
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,303
Oh, oh.
Honey, I think it's a joke.
578
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,654
I don't think
you have to do it anymore.
579
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,003
Huh?
580
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,092
Oh! Thank God.
581
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,311
I was already
tired of running --
582
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,309
[ Screams ]
583
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,400
[ Crowd gasps ]
584
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,528
Whooooooo!
585
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,220
[ Cheers and applause ]Go, Big Red!
586
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,307
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
587
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,745
Huskers!
588
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,271
Cornhuskers!
589
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,655
How'd I ever
let that woman get away?
590
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,007
Whoo!
591
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,056
Oh, look!
He caught it with his hands!
592
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,242
[ Laughter ]He caught the ball.
593
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,278
That's the ball, right?
594
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,893
Yes, hon,
that's first down.
595
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,243
Oh --
He got a first down.
596
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,422
Oh, that's the first down.
I didn't know what it was.Yeah!
597
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,888
Come on, Big Red!
598
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,028
♪ I met a devil woman
599
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,117
[ Snorting ]♪ She took my heart away
600
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,992
[ Both laugh ]
601
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,303
♪ She said
I've had it comin' to me ♪
602
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,429
♪ But I wanted it that way
603
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,354
It's okay.
604
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,868
You can stir my balls.
605
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,782
Thank you.
606
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,827
♪ So I took what I could get
607
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,483
♪ Mm, ooh, ooh
608
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,268
♪ She looked at me
with big brown eyes ♪
609
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,713
♪ And said,
"You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
610
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,361
♪ B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't
seen n-n-n-nothin' yet" ♪
611
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,356
What a great game.
Mm.
612
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,837
And even greater party.
613
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,367
Greater still --
your company.
614
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,541
[ Chuckles ]I couldn't agree with you more.
615
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,106
May I have permission
to kiss you?
616
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,510
Yes, you may.
617
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,643
Wonderful.
618
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:08,954
I look forward to it.
619
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,210
♪ And now I'm feelin' better
620
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,739
[ Sighs ]
621
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,348
Announcer:
Dropping back to throw.
622
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,869
And he's hit from behind!
623
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,132
The ball's loose!
It's scooped up!
624
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,345
Into the end zone
for a touchdown!
625
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,435
[ Cheering ]
626
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,834
The Huskers
win the football game!
627
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:27,837
[ Chuckles ]
628
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,708
We did it!
629
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,190
Chasing Mike
was good luck after all.
630
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,451
We got a new tradition!
631
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,323
Oh, I don't know
about that!
Oh, my gosh!
632
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,284
I got you.
I got him, right?
633
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,543
I don't know.
634
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:39,275
Mike.
What?
635
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,935
We're like
a Bucksnort institution now.
636
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,289
Oh, my goodness.
637
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,679
Oh, you slippery boy.
What's happening?
638
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:46,552
Oh, you know what it is?
639
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:47,723
It's the hog grease.
640
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,288
I'm gonna ask Kent
to leave some behind.
641
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,595
Yeah, 'cause I think it has
a really nice, supple flavor.Perfect.
642
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,295
--Captions by VITAC--
643
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,255
♪♪
644
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,521
[ Engine shuts off ]
645
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:10,267
♪♪
646
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:18,150
♪♪
647
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,319
Could I do that again?
648
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,755
[ Sighs ]
649
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,151
Yes, you may.
650
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:23,543
[ Sighs ]
Good.
651
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,457
You just ask.
652
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,553
Genius.
653
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,032
Rudy.
654
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,332
[ Laughing ] Rudy!
655
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,938
[ Engine starts ]
656
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:36,378
♪♪
657
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,505
Yes! [ Laughs ]
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