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Har has been

in the ground for 130 years.

- He couldn't have spearheaded. - A killing cult.

How are you

connected to Bulshar?

- You're gonna. - Get your little sister killed. - I can end the curse.

Hell.

When Dolls shot me and I died,

that's where I went.

Wynonna?

My daughters

are off-limits!

Do you hear me?!

It's about Mama.

A prison pass?

Wynonna, look out!

No!! No!

Let me go, you bastard!

Wynonna!! Wynonna!!

No!!!

Waverly...

God, I hate hangovers.

Waverly!

Waverly?! I'm here!

I'm not dead!

So cold.

Hey, hey.

Wynonna Earp,

don't you dare take a nap.

You are stuck

on the side of a cliff!

Mama?

What are you doing up there?

I'm just sunbathing.

I just love to get a bronze on.

Hey, hey!

Don't you dare fall asleep!

You can't... you can't be here.

Really? Why not?

'Cause you're in prison.

I just saw you. Big walls. Bars.

Nice red jumpsuit.

Yuck. I mean, shit,

I just do not have

the complexion for red.

And speaking of dressing

for the occasion -

might I just say

that is a fine frock.

It's very practical.

You always thought

you were funny.

Well, you sure didn't get

your sass from Ward.

"Talk to the fist" Earp.

I'm going into shock.

You're not real.

Waverly?!

Baby girl, are you okay?!

Hey, do not waste

your energy yelling.

Remember what I taught you

the last time we went camping.

It was just the two of us.

What are the rules

in a survival situation?

It's not about being brave,

it's not even

about being strong.

It's about being smart.

About staying smart.

Right? Not losing your head

even though you're up the creek,

darlin', and your paddle boat

is en fuego.

So say them. Rule number one:

Don't panic. Rule number two:

Assess the situation calmly.

The situation is...

a shit sandwich.

What is that, 15-20 feet?

I could climb that.

I could totally climb it.

Shit hurts worse than when

I pushed a baby from my hooha

on top of an eightball.

So will Waverly being dead.

Help me. Come on. Come on...

Other one tried

fake sleeping too!

It's smaller than the last one.

- You've kidnapped someone. - Before?

The car accident with...

Accident?

No accident.

That was a perfect trap.

What do you want from me?

The forest... is changing.

The trees have pulled out

their roots,

they're on the move.

I'm getting lost

in my own woods!

My... woods.

All the animals are gone.

Scared.

My traps have been empty

for months.

I had to widen

my hunting grounds.

It's okay, though.

I think I like its kind better.

The other one, where is she?

Maybe she could help us.

I'm still here.

Parts of me, anyway.

Let it go, girl.

Magic gun's not gonna help you

scale a cliff.

It's kinda my thing.

I can't just leave it.

You're gonna have to.

It's climb-or-die time.

I think that was the original

slogan for StairMaster.

I don't think I can do this.

Hey. Hey, you remember

when you were nine,

you came home and you wanted me

to write a note

so you could skip gym class?

Same day I walked in

to find you staring at the oven

with a shotgun in your hand.

Now, you were afraid

of climbing a rope.

I told you you had to set

an example for the other girls.

Gibsons are strong.

We're not afraid of falling.

I'm not a Gibson.

Yes, you are.

- It's not the fall. - That's gonna kill you.

It's the fear, Wynonna.

Pointy rocks at the bottom

might help fear out, though.

Hope I still have that coupon

for a deep-tissue massage.

Here we go.

Nicole...

is wondering where you are.

She won't be the only one.

- Soon the woods will be swarming. - With a search party. - They'll find you.

Yeah.

And this?

Definitely not a good look.

I don't like people

in my woods!

- I don't like being treated. - Like a meat ornament!

Let me go and I...

I'll make sure

no one bothers you, I promise.

Okay? Just please...

just give me the phone.

Hi, Nicole.

- I can't really talk. - Right now.

No, everything's fine.

I'm just a little tied up

at the moment.

Okay. Goodbye, Nicole.

Sonofabitch...!

Motherless goose!

What kind of savage

does this for fun?!

Waverly!!!

My God!

Wave! Shit.

Shit!

You can't go running

into the woods like a lunatic!

- Some jack-hole. - Got my little sister!

And whatever it is,

it has hours-ahead start on you.

You ever seen me move

when I'm pissed?

I'm a friggin' snow cheetah!

You are injured.

And you don't even know

these woods.

I can't leave Waverly.

I know that's a foreign concept

to you,

- but I don't leave her behind - - ever!

You don't even know

if Waverly is even alive...

She's alive!! She's alive!

And she's gonna stay that way!

No.

This is about your survival.

If you pass out

and freeze to death...

Rule number three:

Take inventory.

Good God. You really are

your father's daughter.

Whiskey from Dad,

crazy from Mom.

The Wynonna Earp story

on sale now.

Though I am a whiz

with a tire iron.

I know you're afraid

to say it out loud,

so I'm gonna say it for you.

What if it's him?

What if it's Bulshar?

Remember what you said, Mama.

It's the fear that kills you.

Sometimes it's a demon.

Time to go.

So I called Waverly.

Barely got a word in

before she hung up on me.

Don't take it personal.

Wynonna had

some pretty big news to drop.

The woman kept her pregnancy

on the down-low for months.

What other new secrets

could she have?

Secrets suck. I hate 'em.

Thank you, Jeremy.

You have anything useful

to contribute?

- Yeah. - After running a simulation,

I'd say there's about

an 81.52% chance

- that all the victims died. - Within seconds of one another,

Not simultaneously.

Um, okay,

so I'm just gonna need you

to unpack that for me.

- So we're dealing with a demon. - That can move extremely fast.

Yeppers. Like light-speed,

beam-me-up-Scottie,

Death Eater kinda fast.

Did... did they suffer?

Barely would've seen it

coming.

Some consolation, I guess.

Or it was poop-your-pants

scary as hell.

- Bulshar? - He was entombed in the ground. - For decades.

The vampires said they were

here to pay fealty to Bulshar.

- Looks like this demon's been. - Offering its own sacrifices.

For the past seven years

probably for the same reason.

- But it's been less than seven. - Years since the last attack.

Bulshar's risen.

Time to party.

Yeah.

The thing is...

there's no way of knowing

if these massacres will stop.

Haught, try Waverly again?

- Okay. - We need everyone up to speed, - Okay?

Yes, up to speed.

In the know.

Nobody in the dark

about anything of importance.

- You know what? I'm just gonna. - Go to the homestead in person.

- Maybe you should pick up. - A peace offering or something.

Something with sprinkles?

Yeah, on it.

- Hey, hey, - how are the night sweats?

Stop assessing me.

- Look, - I'm like a really smart shark.

- I can't turn off the super brain. - For a second.

Maybe you should. Try.

Get a life or something. Okay?

'Cause the only way to do

what we're doing

without going crazy

is to have people we fight for.

Look, I'm fighting for you.

What? Where you going?

To get Holliday.

- We have a demon that apparates. - Or disapparates.

We're gonna need

all wands on deck, right?

You got my reference!

Yeah.

Boss of the year.

Yeah, I'm feeling fine.

Just worry about the demon

and his boss.

Okay?

Okay.

- Why do you keep doing that? - What?

Looking behind you.

You were doing that in prison, - like you're afraid - Somebody's following you.

- Pfft! - What?

- Like it's odd to be on edge. - In prison?

Or in the middle

of some creepy woods

when a monster's

dragged your sister away?

It was my birthday.

Sorry. What was?

The last time

you took me camping,

it was the weekend

of my birthday and...

I wanted to go see The Pixies.

Hanson.

You wanted to see Hanson.

Yeah, right.

And you thought

taking me into the woods

with a packet

of dehydrated chili

was a much better idea.

Yes, and then I forgot

the bowls,

so we had to eat the damn thing

with our hands.

I was so pissed.

I should've put down

the damn Gameboy,

if I'd known...

Yeah. If you'd known I'd be

gone a couple of days later.

- I might've. - Actually listened.

Yeah. Hey, you did listen.

You...

You taught yourself everything.

You listened to the lessons

and you got yourself

off of that cliff.

You did, alone.

Why me, though? Why...?

You never brought Willa

or Waverly.

It was always just you and me.

Well... Willa was Ward's

right from the get-go.

And Waverly...

- she was everyone else's. - But you -

Ooh - you...

you came into this world

wailing and kicking,

just like I was.

So I wanted to make sure

you could survive by yourself,

but you know what?

Being an heir,

it has made you soft.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means...

you're leaning on your team

of outlaws and misfits.

- They're my people. - And I trust them.

Yeah, well,

where the hell are they?

It's been hours.

I don't know.

Yeah. The moment that you rely

on someone...

to protect you,

be there for you, you're dead.

I know it's all on me... Mama.

You remember

how it was all on me

when you had your episodes?

People thought

I was the crazy one.

A bad seed from the time

I was eight years old!

Waverly needed her mother.

I needed my mother.

And Alice doesn't?

Don't you dare.

We are the same, Wynonna.

And that is what scares you,

how similar we are.

You left. You abandoned us.

You abandoned me.

Mama?

Whoo!

That new demon's

a nasty piece of work.

We're regrouping at BBD

in an hour.

- You were late to the party. - Last night.

- Yep. - You want to talk about it? - Nope.

Okay...

So it's not baby Alice?

No. She is safe.

Now that's all I can ask for.

No, I am angry -

because the fight

has been fixed.

What fight?

The fight between the living

and the dying.

When the Iron Witch

made her wish

and made Wynonna - poof!-

disappear...

you and me, we were enemies.

You killed me and I died.

Remind me who shot first.

Dolls, I went to Hell.

The same place.

Wynonna Earp sends her demons.

That is my reward...

for all this?

You know...

Listen, you got time.

Time for what?!

To replace my bad deeds

with good ones?

No, that is the rub, Dolls.

That is what

they do not tell you

about turning the hero.

It turns you into a killer too.

So you face it, Xavier.

We are murderers, you and I.

Destined for the dark.

We're not the same.

'Cause I don't need

a threat of damnation...

to fight for the right side.

It's gonna be alright.

Hey, hey! Hey.

- I got... - got lost in the woods hunting.

Damn trails are all messed up.

Me and my son got separated.

Is he still out there?

Yeah. Christ,

I'd still be wandering

if I hadn't seen

the flash of blue

from an old wreck down there.

What wreck?

A blue-and-white pick-up

just sitting there.

I followed the tracks

back up to the road.

Show me. Now!

Help!

Can anybody hear me?

Hello?! Where are you?

Help! Please!

Somebody help me!

Hang on!

Almost there!

Are you okay?

Ho.

Pretty birds

deserve a pretty cage.

Be thankful it just bought.

Waverly Earp some time.

Will the heir be looking for it?

I hope so.

I'd like to see

what its throat looks like...

split wide open.

Hey, Doc.

Thought you'd be

on your way to BBD by now.

You have been spending

an awful lot of time

in my basement.

Yeah, I thought I could take

those tiny umbrellas you have.

Um, it's my turn

to host craft night.

Jeremy, one of the things that

I greatly admire about you...

Like my moustache?

Is that you are

a truly awful liar.

Craft night is Thursdays.

There is something wrong

with Dolls' drugs.

Yeah, yeah, he...

he's been having side effects.

What kind of side effects?

- Not to be too big. - For my britches, - But that's between Dolls and me.

I have seen what happen

when he devolves.

He could put all of us at risk.

Why do you do that?

Do what?

- Immediately assume the worst. - About a person.

Why, I don't know, Jeremy,

maybe it's 'cause I've

experienced some shit lately!

So you've lost

your immortality.

Whoop-dee-friggin'-do! I...

Look, you are extremely virile

and handsome for your age.

You have many years

to look forward to!

What?

It's from Officer Haught.

I think Wynonna and Waverly

are in trouble.

A hunter found a wrecked truck

and no sign of them

at the edge of the Pine Barrens.

Hey, wait. Hold up, hold up.

Take this earpiece.

- Better reception than cells. - And I can track your location.

Listen, you call Dolls

and you tell him we need him.

- Aye-aye, captain! - Don't tell him I said that.

Gotta say, Mama,

now's about the time

I wish you weren't just

a figment of my imagination.

Yep. Talkin' to the pinecones.

What is it?

What? Why aren't you talking?

- Is this is some kinda crazy. - Little Mermaid shit?

What?

What is it?

Underwire. Underwire...

support.

Jiggling C-cup,

breast... breast alligator.

Boob! Booby. Booby-munch.

Booby! Booby-trap!

Okay. Where? Where?

Okay.

I don't have it.

Okay.

Can you guide me?

I ripped my nylons.

Three cheers for Kegels!

Guide faster. Guide faster!

Get me to the stairs.

Get me to the stairs.

Okay.

Did it know fear...

has a scent?

Best smell in the world.

That reminds me.

My trap line needs checking.

Waverly... she'll be cold.

This was no accident!

- One of our girls was dragged. - Into the woods.

The other, she is moving

under her own steam.

That thing, that demon

who killed all the people

in the bar.

Jeremy said it moves

extremely fast,

so the victims were...

- were dead before they even knew. - What was happening.

- Heyo! - Can you hear me?

For the devil, Jeremy!

You don't need to yell.

My bad. So I tried pinging.

Waverly and Wynonna's phones.

No dice. In fact,

there's not even a source.

But satellite photos show

two outbuildings,

one to the west of you

and one to the north.

Wynonna's headed north.

We'll follow her lead.

Yeah, but what if whoever took.

Waverly went the other way?

- You don't trust. - Wynonna's instincts?

- I helped her kill a revenant. - She had sex with!

Let me rephrase. Do you trust

her instincts... about Waverly?

Yeah, okay.

I'm sorry, I can't do this.

I'm sorry.

It's okay, it's okay.

I'm so sorry.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because...

she was messed-up when she left,

and you were... tiny.

You were so little.

I know. You're a big girl now.

You're a grown woman with

the figure of a tiny Amazon.

I get it.

It's a big ol' bag of hurt...

we're opening,

and I... needed to be sure

I wanted to go there

before bringing you into it.

Okay. I can't fight him in here.

- But... - but I can get a jump on him.

I can get a jump on him

out there.

It's okay.

I swear on my favourite boy band

I'm gonna kill him and then

I'm gonna bop right back.

Okay?

Yeah, the booby-traps.

I know. I was just testing you.

What's going on?

Haught's not back

with the Earps?

Jeremy?

I was gonna call you.

How long have they been MIA?

Okay. Alright.

Hey, no, no.

- You are already. - So far outta line...

Look, I knew you'd say

hell with my warnings

and go blazing in after them.

- You do not get to make. - Those decisions.

And you do not get to hesitate

because of what might happen.

Okay. Fine.

Don't think about yourself.

But we haven't warned

the others.

Maybe think of about them?

Sneaky dickstick!

Hello!

Hey! I'm Wynonna Earp.

Trespasser.

Real cozy... cabin of horrors

you got there, revenant.

- Property Brothers. - Know about you?

Nobody knows about me.

This land is my land.

Please don't start singing.

I'll eat you first.

What's with demons

and eating people?

Mama Olive, the Widows,

Bulshar...

Bulshar.

Big fan, are we?

No. H-h-he's buried,

gone, gone,

never to find me again!

I hate to break it to ya...

but he is risen.

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Please get me out!

Tricks,

they're not just for kids.!

Please get me out!

Wynonna? Ha!

Hey, I got my voice back.

Wynonna?!

What happened?!

He's basically dead.

Nicole. Nice boots.

- Doc, those are great jeans. - Are those new?

Where's Waverly?

Waverly's good. She's good.

I killed the bad guy,

as you do, and...

now I'm just, you know,

doing some thinking

and having some me time.

Yeah, you about done?

Yeah, please. God.

That...

Listen, I don't want to ask

if you're alright, but...

I... Are you...? are you alright?

- Nothing a hot bath in a bottle. - Of whiskey won't cure.

- Don't you mean. - "and" a bottle of whiskey?

Ask me in five minutes.

Okay.

I'll get you fixed.

I get my voice back,

then suddenly you lost yours?

Ahem.

I really meant what I said.

About being sorry. Um...

- How long have you known. - Where she is?

A while.

How long, Wynonna?

The whole time.

They moved her

to the new facility

before I went to Greece.

But I only went to see her

again after Bulshar rose.

She knows things about him.

- You kept me from my mother. - For years?

She asked me not to tell you

where she was.

Ever.

- Dolls? - Yeah.

Can you...

can you take me to your truck?

I can't be here right now.

Alright, come on.

It's alright.

How could she keep

that kind of secret from me?

It's hard to tell people

the truth if you know

it'll devastate them.

It's hard.

Anything I should know?

Well, we screwed up.

Well, sounds like standard.

Earp operating procedure.

We can get through that.

I should be doing this,

going to get Peacemaker.

Yeah, or me.

Did one of you guys have

a harness in your car for

impromptu weekend excursions?

No.

- I have nine years. - Of climbing experience.

You are the heir,

and you can't even look

over the edge.

Well, heights,

they give me the weezzies.

I will be down and back

before you can say,

"redheads do it better."

Argh!

Dolls, what's wrong?

I'm good.

I'm just running on fumes.

- I'm good, I'm good, yeah. - No.

Dolls, what's wrong?

Dolls.

Dolls?

- Dolls? - Waverly...

Wynonna's gonna need you...

more than ever.

Okay, now you're really

freaking me out.

Dolls, what's happening?

Hey, guys?

- Something's happening. - With the rope.

Haught!

Haught!

You're a dead man!

Dolls!

Come on.

Okay, Earp, you're good.

What?!

Watch your legs.

No, don't!

Doc! Jesus, we're having a day.

You cannot kill me

with mortal weapons.

- You're gonna feel real stupid. - In a second!

Hello? Check, check.

Doc? Can anyone hear me?

Jeremy?

Okay.

- Everything was fine, - but then... there were screams.

Dolls has gone to help,

but my...

my stupid stupidest leg is...

Waverly, okay, listen to me.

Whatever Black Badge

did to Dolls...

it's made him unstable.

What?

Here we go.

Unstable? Un...

Unstable how?

I'm running out of rope!

Shit! Dolls!

Wynonna, you've gotta let go!

Not happening!

If you don't, we're both

going over this cliff!

Be smart, Wynonna.

The earth thirsts for blood.

Dolls!

Someone must die here today.

I'm slipping!

- Do it!! - No.

Will it be one...

or two...

or maybe three?

It's okay.

Dolls!!

My arm! I can't...

I got it!

Here. Here.

You brought your lapdog

to a dragon fight, asshole.

Wynonna!!

What? I don't...

He was on his feet.

Hey, Bu-Bulshar was here.

- I was gonna shoot the bastard. - What happened?

He just fell over.

He collapsed.

And he's not breathin'.

What do you mean,

he's not breathing?

I've got no pulse.

Dispatch,

this is Officer Nicole Haught.

Confirm.

This is Dispatch.

I need paramedics

off of Highway 12.

I have an agent down.

Agent down!

Copy that.

Wynonna...

Dammit, Dolls,

do not give up on us now!

- Drugs. He needs his drugs. - No, no.

He doesn't need his drugs.

Xavier, goddammit!

You wake up!

You wake up now!

- Waverly, - why isn't he waking up?

Because he's gone, Wynonna.

He's gone.

Nedley and the coroner

will be here soon.

I'm not leaving him.

Wynonna...

Wynonna, it's freezing,

you're injured, okay?

We have to...

He hates the woods.

I'm not leaving him here alone,

Waverly.

Okay.

Okay... no one's leaving him.

That demon...

we cou...

we couldn't stop him,

we couldn't... fight him.

We were...

we were about to die,

and then...

Dolls... takes him on and...

flamethrows him

like it's nothing.

He saved us.

He saved me.

So how is this okay?

I don't know.

How is he lying here?!!

I don't know.

I'm so sorry.

Well...

Maybe this is a mistake.

Maybe he'll wake up.

I mean, he's pa... he's...

He's part dragon, he c-can...

Wynonna, honey...

It's not fair.

I can't...

I can't do this without him.

He's at peace now.

There's no more pain.

No more drugs.

No more demons.

You have to let him go now,

Wynonna.