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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,815 --> 00:01:13,043 Fuck! 2 00:01:21,558 --> 00:01:24,007 Okay, you caught me. 3 00:01:24,194 --> 00:01:25,183 I mean... 4 00:01:25,396 --> 00:01:28,126 men are not the only ones who like to whack off like zoo monkeys. 5 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:31,397 Why isn't it okay for girls to just like fucking? 6 00:01:31,735 --> 00:01:34,636 If you could have sex once a week, no attachments, no expectations... 7 00:01:34,838 --> 00:01:38,365 ...just straight up fucking, would you? - I like fucking. 8 00:01:39,076 --> 00:01:41,874 I like it a lot. Who doesn't? 9 00:01:42,346 --> 00:01:44,541 But people make such a big deal out of it. 10 00:01:44,748 --> 00:01:47,808 And there's so much emphasis placed on appearance. 11 00:01:48,152 --> 00:01:52,213 I don't know why. I've had sex with fat girls and skinny girls... 12 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:54,521 ...it's really all the same. - I know... 13 00:01:55,392 --> 00:01:57,656 that everyone is a little... 14 00:01:58,295 --> 00:02:01,196 self-conscious about how good they are in bed... 15 00:02:01,532 --> 00:02:05,024 and I was never really, I guess, great in bed because... 16 00:02:05,235 --> 00:02:07,669 I didn't read Cosmo's latest article on how to please my man... 17 00:02:07,871 --> 00:02:10,465 because I don't read those magazine articles and, quite frankly... 18 00:02:10,674 --> 00:02:12,904 I haven't really been too concerned about pleasing him. 19 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:15,442 Fuck me. I blew a great setup. 20 00:02:15,646 --> 00:02:17,341 Did you ever fuck something up and you knew you were fucking it up... 21 00:02:17,548 --> 00:02:18,947 but you did it anyway? 22 00:02:19,149 --> 00:02:20,912 Maybe she fucked it up. 23 00:02:21,118 --> 00:02:23,780 I don't know. I'll let you people decide. My opinion is biased. 24 00:02:23,987 --> 00:02:26,148 I don't why there's this myth that women get dependent on men. 25 00:02:26,457 --> 00:02:29,324 I mean, every day in America some guy snaps and kills his girlfriend. 26 00:02:29,526 --> 00:02:32,427 They gotta get restraining orders taken out against them all the time. 27 00:02:32,629 --> 00:02:36,087 Women never do that. Oh, you think you're immune, pal? 28 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,394 Well, brother, you just haven't met the girl you wanna fuck and kill someday. 29 00:02:39,603 --> 00:02:40,831 You're a fucking asshole! 30 00:02:41,038 --> 00:02:43,268 I was trying to tell you how much I love, for fuck's sake! 31 00:02:43,474 --> 00:02:46,500 - How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks! - I didn't say that. You're nuts. 32 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:48,644 - You're paranoid. You realize that? - No, you're the one that's paranoid. 33 00:02:48,846 --> 00:02:51,644 You're the one that gets pissed off every time Damien comes here. 34 00:02:51,849 --> 00:02:53,874 - Grow up! - Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 35 00:02:54,084 --> 00:02:56,109 you got insulted by my attempt to compliment you. 36 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,414 But if you're gonna bring up your ex-boyfriend, at least understand... 37 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:02,250 ...why I wan to punch him in the face! - What the hell is that? 38 00:03:02,459 --> 00:03:05,553 A woman's place in procreation has always been to attract a man: 39 00:03:05,763 --> 00:03:07,560 big tits, small waist and round ass. 40 00:03:07,765 --> 00:03:10,529 And you're really sensitive about that shit being in its proper place. 41 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:14,033 - I'm not even half as sensitive! - Okay, tell me that I gained 5 pounds! 42 00:03:14,238 --> 00:03:16,172 If I get a new haircut and you didn't notice, would I give a shit? No! 43 00:03:16,373 --> 00:03:19,342 I do not like to be insulted, no, but that has nothing to do... 44 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:21,943 with you wanting to punch somebody in the God damned face! 45 00:03:22,146 --> 00:03:23,738 You tell me that you love me 'cause I'm so manly. 46 00:03:23,947 --> 00:03:25,505 This is it, this is the whole package. 47 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:27,911 Oh, shut the fuck up! 48 00:03:28,519 --> 00:03:29,679 What a mess! 49 00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:33,456 How do two people end up talking to each other like that? 50 00:03:34,057 --> 00:03:36,753 Let me rewind to the very, very beginning. 51 00:03:47,905 --> 00:03:50,430 LA's real interesting, but it ain't cheap, huh? 52 00:03:50,641 --> 00:03:52,472 I'm down to my last hundred. What'd you got? 53 00:03:52,676 --> 00:03:57,204 76... no, 72 bucks. 54 00:03:57,815 --> 00:03:59,646 I bought your cigarettes. 55 00:04:01,151 --> 00:04:02,448 Fuck. 56 00:04:03,053 --> 00:04:04,315 I don't understand... 57 00:04:04,521 --> 00:04:07,388 we've been here like a month. We should've found jobs by now. 58 00:04:07,591 --> 00:04:09,923 It's the concrete companies here, they just hire migrant workers. 59 00:04:10,127 --> 00:04:11,116 It's bullshit. 60 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:16,461 You think California was a bad idea? 61 00:04:17,134 --> 00:04:19,034 Couple guys like us, we'll get something going. 62 00:04:19,603 --> 00:04:21,594 Well, we better get something going soon. 63 00:04:21,905 --> 00:04:24,772 We don't have even have enough money to get friggin' drunk! 64 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:29,269 When was the last time we went into a fancy hotel bar... 65 00:04:29,479 --> 00:04:32,778 ran up a huge tab and then just bolted? 66 00:04:32,983 --> 00:04:34,678 Shit. Months? 67 00:04:35,853 --> 00:04:38,117 Come on, this is the kind of sun shit we always talked about doing. 68 00:04:38,322 --> 00:04:39,721 Fun shit you always talked about doing. 69 00:04:39,923 --> 00:04:41,618 I'm only going along to make sure you're okay. 70 00:04:41,825 --> 00:04:43,918 Haven't you ever wanted complete control in bed? 71 00:04:44,127 --> 00:04:45,617 They'll have to do whatever we say, it'll be amazing. 72 00:04:45,829 --> 00:04:47,558 How do you even know how to find male prostitutes? 73 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:48,753 Please tell me you didn't go on the Internet. 74 00:04:48,966 --> 00:04:51,332 No, no, there's this hotel downtown. It has a lounge. 75 00:04:51,535 --> 00:04:52,524 That's what it's famous for. 76 00:04:52,736 --> 00:04:54,294 This woman at my salon was telling me all about it. 77 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:58,065 You go down there, you see the guys and pick out the one you want. 78 00:04:58,275 --> 00:04:59,708 Sounds very romantic. 79 00:05:00,744 --> 00:05:03,770 - How's your black eye by the way? - Not so bad. I keep covering it up. 80 00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:07,409 How do you even do it? God, you're like Houdini. 81 00:05:07,618 --> 00:05:10,052 I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand and I just slip them on. 82 00:05:11,088 --> 00:05:13,454 Well, that's you, babe. Very efficient. 83 00:05:34,945 --> 00:05:38,813 Stanny, think that security guy's onto us. 84 00:05:39,516 --> 00:05:42,485 Joe, we've done this to every fancy hotel in NY for what, ten years? 85 00:05:42,686 --> 00:05:44,551 You think some LA rent-a-cop's gonna bust us? 86 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:45,983 We shouldn't be doing this. 87 00:05:46,189 --> 00:05:48,680 They charge us like seven bucks for a beer. 88 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:51,792 That's ripping people off. We're just making shit even. 89 00:05:52,129 --> 00:05:54,154 The guy will think that we're so desperate to get laid that... 90 00:05:54,364 --> 00:05:57,663 Stop it! God! They're gonna be so excited. 91 00:05:57,868 --> 00:06:00,393 They usually have to do it with a bunch of disgusting old women. 92 00:06:01,305 --> 00:06:04,069 - They're gonna think that we... - They're whores! They're prostitutes. 93 00:06:04,274 --> 00:06:07,766 If anyone has issues with their self-image, it's them, not you. 94 00:06:09,613 --> 00:06:11,410 Oh yeah. 95 00:06:11,615 --> 00:06:15,949 - Check it out. Check that shit out! - Wait, wait! 96 00:06:16,153 --> 00:06:18,246 - Please don't. We should... - Hey there. 97 00:06:18,455 --> 00:06:22,221 - Hey. - Hi. California is a friendly place. 98 00:06:22,426 --> 00:06:24,451 Yeah, we're not used to two beautiful girls... 99 00:06:24,661 --> 00:06:28,256 ...just walking right up to us. - So, you two boys have names? 100 00:06:28,465 --> 00:06:32,458 - Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny. - This is Christi Ann. I'm Donna. 101 00:06:32,669 --> 00:06:34,432 Hello, Joe and Stanley. 102 00:06:34,638 --> 00:06:36,833 No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny. There's no "L". 103 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,305 Oh, Stanny. Does it really matter now? 104 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:42,375 So, where are you girls from and stuff? 105 00:06:42,913 --> 00:06:44,505 Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon. 106 00:06:44,715 --> 00:06:46,342 We just moved to town. 107 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:50,782 Oh, a couple of regular guys new in town looking to meet people. 108 00:06:50,988 --> 00:06:53,855 Yeah. Yeah, we're both in construction. 109 00:06:54,057 --> 00:06:57,117 Time's a little slow right now, but we'll get something going soon. 110 00:06:57,327 --> 00:07:00,262 - Just trying to get by, huh? - Construction workers. 111 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,523 Are you girls like models or something? 112 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:04,860 You don't have to belittle us, we don't usually do this. 113 00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:07,093 Let's grab a table. 114 00:07:09,006 --> 00:07:11,907 What, do you work out? I work out a lot. 115 00:07:12,242 --> 00:07:14,335 But usually I get enough of a workout on the job. 116 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:18,106 We work with concrete. Shit's heavy. 117 00:07:18,315 --> 00:07:21,375 Yes, look, we wanted manly men... but you're overdoing it... 118 00:07:21,585 --> 00:07:24,554 with the blue collar routine. 119 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:29,756 - Is that Drakkar you're wearing? - Yep. Thanks. 120 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,293 - So, what do you do for a living? - I'm a writer. 121 00:07:33,630 --> 00:07:35,063 Really? Like books and shit? 122 00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:37,392 Screenwriter, like movies and shit. 123 00:07:37,601 --> 00:07:39,933 Get out of here! That's so cool. 124 00:07:40,137 --> 00:07:41,934 I mean, what have I seen that you wrote? 125 00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:46,798 Nothing yet. None of my scripts have been turned into movies yet. 126 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,444 Well, you gotta start by writing it first, right? 127 00:07:49,646 --> 00:07:53,138 - What about you? What do you do? - Christi Ann is a clothing designer. 128 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:56,979 - She designed this. - Really? Very nice. 129 00:07:57,187 --> 00:07:58,950 Shit! Christi Ann, I totally forgot. 130 00:07:59,156 --> 00:08:00,145 I was in this coffee shop... 131 00:08:00,357 --> 00:08:02,348 and I saw a woman wearing one of your new shirts. 132 00:08:02,559 --> 00:08:04,083 - Really? - Man! 133 00:08:04,294 --> 00:08:06,728 Somebody took your shit from the Laundromat? 134 00:08:06,930 --> 00:08:08,795 That happened to me. Remember that, Stanny? 135 00:08:08,999 --> 00:08:11,126 Somebody just took my stuff from the dryer... 136 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:14,861 and then we see this guy from two floors up wearing my sweatpants! 137 00:08:15,105 --> 00:08:19,474 No, Joe, she's saying that she makes clothes. She made this here. 138 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:24,904 - Oh, you invent clothes! - Yes, I invent clothes. 139 00:08:25,115 --> 00:08:28,380 In fact, people were running around naked before until I came along. 140 00:08:28,585 --> 00:08:30,177 I have to go to the bathroom. 141 00:08:34,891 --> 00:08:39,089 I'll be... right back. 142 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,429 California girls, man. They're fucking unbelievable! 143 00:08:48,138 --> 00:08:49,628 Okay, what about the bill? 144 00:08:51,108 --> 00:08:53,872 - I think we should hire them. - Shut up! 145 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:55,601 You flirted, you got your twisted affirmation. 146 00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:56,972 I think we should get out of here. 147 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,875 Look, I'm inviting Stanny back to the house. 148 00:08:59,082 --> 00:09:01,812 If you don't wanna sleep with Joe, you don't have to. 149 00:09:07,057 --> 00:09:10,288 I got it. I'll make it look like I left my wallet back at the motel. 150 00:09:10,494 --> 00:09:12,724 These girls come here all the time. They can cover us. 151 00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:14,089 No, that ain't right, man. 152 00:09:14,297 --> 00:09:16,265 Why don't we just stick the hotel with the bill and split? 153 00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:18,400 These girls shouldn't... 154 00:09:18,902 --> 00:09:22,963 I... I think I left my wallet back at my motel. 155 00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:25,733 Sure you did. Why don't I just get this round? 156 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:29,875 So, how do you boys wanna do this? Should we get a room upstairs or? 157 00:09:30,814 --> 00:09:32,509 Why don't we just go back to my house... 158 00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:35,276 and we can fool around up there? 159 00:09:36,253 --> 00:09:37,777 Okay. 160 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,517 Let me show you my room. 161 00:09:44,594 --> 00:09:46,186 Wow! 162 00:09:48,832 --> 00:09:51,392 - Is this your parents' house? - No. 163 00:09:52,235 --> 00:09:55,932 No, it's Donna's house. I just live here. 164 00:09:58,475 --> 00:10:02,639 Wow, you must come home everyday and do this, huh? 165 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:07,416 - No. - If I lived here, I would. 166 00:10:15,258 --> 00:10:16,919 - You like it rough, don't you? - Yeah! 167 00:10:17,127 --> 00:10:19,118 Boy, did you pick the right guy! 168 00:10:20,897 --> 00:10:22,660 Punish me, I'm bad! 169 00:10:23,366 --> 00:10:25,391 Look, this was all my friend's idea. I... 170 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:28,362 I don't think I can do this. 171 00:10:28,772 --> 00:10:31,900 You must have a fancy bar or something around here, right? 172 00:10:32,776 --> 00:10:34,368 Oh, perfect. 173 00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:38,742 Perfect. 174 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:44,019 You don't wanna have sex? That's fine. 175 00:10:44,221 --> 00:10:47,520 Your friend, Donna... 176 00:10:48,091 --> 00:10:51,754 she needs to get laid. You, Christi Ann... 177 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:54,227 you need to get drunk. 178 00:10:54,531 --> 00:10:58,763 - What, you wanna get me drunk? - No, I wanna get me drunk. 179 00:10:58,969 --> 00:11:02,496 But I can tell you're one of those, you know, uptight people... 180 00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:06,107 that I love to help out by getting them good and hammered. 181 00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:08,573 So, here's the deal: 182 00:11:09,813 --> 00:11:12,304 for every two drinks that I have... 183 00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:18,413 you gotta have one, until you're either puking or laughing. 184 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:32,634 - Yeah! Yeah! - You like that, don't you, nasty? 185 00:11:37,707 --> 00:11:42,474 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 186 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:48,312 - You're so bad. - You're the man! You're the man! 187 00:11:48,518 --> 00:11:50,247 I was 15 years old... 188 00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:55,914 I'd been jerking off two years straight, dreaming of this moment. 189 00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:58,153 And the second she goes to kiss it... 190 00:11:58,795 --> 00:12:02,356 my dick just starts like, flapping all over the place! 191 00:12:02,565 --> 00:12:04,760 And she looks up at me, all freaked out. 192 00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:09,302 At the same time, whack! My dick hits her right in the jaw. 193 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:16,103 You're gonna make me come! 194 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:18,644 Oh, my God! 195 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:22,417 - Do you want some water? - Sure. 196 00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:24,280 - Do you like that? - Oh yeah. 197 00:12:24,487 --> 00:12:27,979 I go to the gynecologist like a week later, 'cause I felt uncomfortable. 198 00:12:28,191 --> 00:12:30,751 I know the doctor's gonna know it's cause I lost my virginity... 199 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,188 but I don't care, because I was starting... 200 00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,454 to get paranoid something's wrong. 201 00:12:35,365 --> 00:12:39,267 The doctor finds the condom. 202 00:12:40,403 --> 00:12:42,200 My asshole boyfriend was so embarrassed to tell me... 203 00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:43,394 that he finished right away... 204 00:12:43,606 --> 00:12:46,302 so he's moving around 'til it got soft and it just came off. 205 00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:49,603 And the thing was stuck up in me for like a week! 206 00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:51,007 What was he thinking? 207 00:12:51,314 --> 00:12:57,275 You're okay? God, that felt so... Oh, my God! So fucking great! 208 00:13:00,857 --> 00:13:02,518 You want a cigarette? 209 00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:08,025 - Do you want some water? - Sure. 210 00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:12,258 That... That was... That was thrilling. 211 00:13:12,469 --> 00:13:14,494 I can't believe it. That was... 212 00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:17,332 Did you like that? You okay? 213 00:13:17,874 --> 00:13:19,364 Want a cigarette? Here, here's a cigarette. 214 00:13:19,576 --> 00:13:21,669 So, should we? 215 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,844 - I don't know. - Yeah, you do. 216 00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:28,711 You know, I've never ever... 217 00:13:28,918 --> 00:13:32,684 ever had a one-night stand. 218 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:37,619 You're the first girl who's told me that... 219 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:40,125 who I believe it's true. 220 00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:51,036 - Alright. - Alright. 221 00:14:18,268 --> 00:14:21,499 I'm sorry. Everything tickles. 222 00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:31,144 I'm sorry. I don't think I can do this. 223 00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:34,045 Okay. 224 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,946 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 225 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:42,524 How often... do you think men cry? 226 00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:45,223 What the fuck kind of fucked up question is that? 227 00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:46,452 Well, I'm writing this character... 228 00:14:46,663 --> 00:14:49,257 and I was just trying to figure out how real he was. 229 00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:51,400 So I'm asking you how often. 230 00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:56,033 Fuck, I don't know the national average or nothing. 231 00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,833 And how often do you think you cry? 232 00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:02,667 Never, really. I mean... 233 00:15:03,847 --> 00:15:08,113 life sucks sometimes, but you know, I get pissed off and shit. 234 00:15:08,318 --> 00:15:11,082 Crying never solved nothing. 235 00:15:16,192 --> 00:15:19,719 - You guys ever get caught? - For what? 236 00:15:20,763 --> 00:15:23,596 You know, loitering at the bar? 237 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:28,902 Damn, was it that obvious? It's not like we always do that. 238 00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:32,131 You know, it's just something fun to do when the funds are low. 239 00:15:32,342 --> 00:15:35,368 So the he yells out, "So yeah, I'll call you tomorrow!" 240 00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:37,704 Seriously, I swear to God I burst out laughing. 241 00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:40,280 I don't care that it was rude. 242 00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:44,685 God! 243 00:15:49,158 --> 00:15:52,355 My God! Are they doing it again? 244 00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:56,329 My record is five times. 245 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,937 - One night, five times. - Wow! Really? 246 00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:07,071 I usually do it once. Well, I mean, sometimes, you know, I've done it... 247 00:16:07,277 --> 00:16:08,642 I've had guys who wanted to do it more. 248 00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:10,676 And that one that was finished after the first time... 249 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,939 but I had another guy who... 250 00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:16,181 who would sometimes wanna go again and sometimes I would. 251 00:16:18,555 --> 00:16:23,254 You like... have a thing with sex, huh? 252 00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:30,858 Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean I should... Maybe I'll do it too. 253 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:33,126 - Don't do it on account of her. - No. 254 00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:38,799 - No, no. I want to. - Alright. 255 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:47,978 I mean, we probably shouldn't do it here. 256 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:58,560 - Okay, you gotta relax. - Oh no, I'm relaxed. 257 00:17:08,104 --> 00:17:10,572 You like that? 258 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:16,771 That doesn't feel good? 259 00:17:22,885 --> 00:17:24,250 Okay. 260 00:17:26,656 --> 00:17:29,648 Okay, okay. 261 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,038 Okay. 262 00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:04,452 You know any jokes? 263 00:18:09,165 --> 00:18:10,826 No. 264 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,802 A guy walks into a bar... 265 00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:23,874 and the bartender says... 266 00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:30,312 Shit, I forgot what he said. He said something. 267 00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,755 We heard you two having fun last night. 268 00:19:11,961 --> 00:19:13,223 Never mind that. 269 00:19:13,429 --> 00:19:15,761 Check out the sunrise. Isn't it beautiful? 270 00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:19,059 Cool. I love dusk. 271 00:19:23,706 --> 00:19:26,368 Does anybody need anything to drink? Water, juice? 272 00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:28,843 Just sit here and relax, baby. 273 00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:33,211 Actually, you know, I... 274 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,281 I should probably try and get some sleep. 275 00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:37,385 I've got a lot of writing to do tomorrow. 276 00:19:37,954 --> 00:19:41,754 - I mean, today. - Yeah, I guess it is getting kinda late. 277 00:19:42,024 --> 00:19:45,050 So, I guess you boys deserve to get paid. 278 00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:46,250 How much do we owe you anyway? 279 00:19:46,462 --> 00:19:49,590 Yeah, you know, I have to admit I was opposed to the idea... 280 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,398 but I think, who knows, maybe in like six months... 281 00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:56,163 if we're still two lonely women, we might call you again. 282 00:19:56,372 --> 00:19:59,398 Yeah. Leave us your cards, your pager numbers or whatever. 283 00:19:59,609 --> 00:20:00,940 Can you take a check? 284 00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:03,669 Cause I don't think we have that much laying around. 285 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,314 - A check? - It's good. 286 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:10,077 Look, we can go to an ATM. How much do we owe you, anyway? 287 00:20:10,386 --> 00:20:12,946 I mean, I have money. Hold on. 288 00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:17,252 Wait a minute. Do you think that we're prostitutes? 289 00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:28,026 What, making fun of the girls who've never done this before? 290 00:20:28,471 --> 00:20:31,269 So, what's the damage? I have 1,000 dollars. 291 00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:33,169 You gotta tip 'em, mine was really good. 292 00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:36,004 Wait. You're serious? 293 00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:40,506 Why is everything getting all strange all of a sudden? 294 00:20:40,716 --> 00:20:42,547 I asked you if you'd ever been arrested... 295 00:20:42,752 --> 00:20:44,913 Yeah, for drinking dash. We're not gigolos! 296 00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:47,180 We thought you girls just wanna hang out and stuff! 297 00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:50,523 - You're serious? - Yeah, I'm fucking serious! 298 00:20:50,726 --> 00:20:53,058 We're hanging out at the bar, you roll up on us... 299 00:20:53,262 --> 00:20:55,196 you say you wanna fuck us, what the hell are we supposed to think? 300 00:20:55,398 --> 00:20:57,263 We never said you had to pay us to fuck you! 301 00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:02,267 Wait a second. What about that 1,000 bucks? That was pretty cool. 302 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:03,938 Joe, they think we're male prostitutes. 303 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:06,768 They're kicking us out of here, they never wanna see us again. 304 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:13,312 Man! I thought you thought I was funny and stuff! 305 00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:21,179 So, you two are really two construction workers from Queens? 306 00:21:21,924 --> 00:21:23,949 Yeah! 307 00:21:27,296 --> 00:21:28,285 I knew this was gonna happen! 308 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,795 I can't believe you made me do this! I am so mortified! 309 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,663 I didn't make you, how was I supposed to know they were... 310 00:21:34,871 --> 00:21:36,964 - Gross! God! - Fuck you, ew! 311 00:21:37,173 --> 00:21:39,141 You sure seemed to like when I had your legs in the air! 312 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:42,072 Goddamned freaks! Wanna get spanked and shit? 313 00:21:42,278 --> 00:21:45,179 We are not freaks! You're the one who wanted to spank me! 314 00:21:45,548 --> 00:21:47,345 Yeah, but I didn't know I was getting hired to do it! 315 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:49,677 Come on, Joe, let's get the fuck out of here. 316 00:21:50,953 --> 00:21:55,253 - I don't believe it. I've been used! - Must be some rich girl thing. 317 00:21:55,892 --> 00:21:59,089 California girls! Where are we? 318 00:21:59,795 --> 00:22:01,990 You think they'll still give us the money? 319 00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:03,563 Oh, they'd better! 320 00:22:05,434 --> 00:22:07,493 I'm never drinking again. I can't believe you made me do this. 321 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,263 Stop blaming me! Hell, you were with the really stupid one. 322 00:22:10,473 --> 00:22:12,031 Why couldn't you tell he was just some moron? 323 00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:14,368 Why couldn't you tell?! God! 324 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:18,040 And Jesus, they were both morons. Your guy was drooling all over you. 325 00:22:18,247 --> 00:22:19,475 It was pathetic! 326 00:22:21,317 --> 00:22:23,808 - I forgot something. - Yeah? 327 00:22:25,655 --> 00:22:27,316 Never mind. 328 00:22:52,481 --> 00:22:54,346 Stanny, wake up. 329 00:22:55,751 --> 00:23:00,154 We gotta go find a place to live. And a job! 330 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:10,293 - Can you believe those bitches? - Just forget about it, bro. 331 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:14,359 Let's just go find a place to stay. 332 00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:17,298 We have enough for a deposit now, right? 333 00:23:19,141 --> 00:23:22,736 What are you talking about? We have 80 something bucks left between us. 334 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:26,073 We made 1,000 dollars last night. 335 00:23:30,086 --> 00:23:32,418 What, they wouldn't give it to you? 336 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,646 - No. - No, they wouldn't give it to you? 337 00:23:34,857 --> 00:23:38,384 - Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you? - No, I didn't fucking ask them. 338 00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:40,357 Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks! I don't need their money. 339 00:23:40,563 --> 00:23:42,895 I'm a working man. I worked my whole fuckin' life. 340 00:23:43,099 --> 00:23:45,158 Can you believe that one girl told me she was a writer? 341 00:23:45,368 --> 00:23:48,064 Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell people I was the King of Egypt. 342 00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:51,103 We really could've used that thousand bucks, Stanny. 343 00:23:51,407 --> 00:23:55,571 Well, you wanna hike back up there and get the money, go ahead. 344 00:23:55,945 --> 00:23:57,776 I need cigarettes. 345 00:24:17,299 --> 00:24:19,631 Christi Ann, I'm sorry. The whole thing was my idea... 346 00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:22,326 and I shouldn't have forced you to do something that you didn't wanna do. 347 00:24:22,538 --> 00:24:25,837 It's okay. Maybe we'll look back at it and laugh. 348 00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:27,771 Look, I'm really sorry 'cause I know you. 349 00:24:27,977 --> 00:24:29,774 And you wouldn't have done anything with that guy. 350 00:24:29,979 --> 00:24:33,039 You probably only did it 'cause you didn't want me to do it alone. 351 00:24:33,716 --> 00:24:35,775 Well, that's true. But... 352 00:24:37,553 --> 00:24:39,316 I don't know, my guy was kinda cute. 353 00:24:40,823 --> 00:24:42,188 - Was he? - He wasn't very smart... 354 00:24:42,391 --> 00:24:43,756 but he was really sweet. 355 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,419 - How was he in bed? - He was fine. 356 00:24:46,629 --> 00:24:48,563 Just fine? Mine was nuts. 357 00:24:49,999 --> 00:24:54,527 - What, like crazy nuts? - No, nuts like amazing nuts! 358 00:24:54,970 --> 00:24:57,063 - Wow. Really? - It only stands to reason. 359 00:24:57,273 --> 00:24:59,434 Good in bed, fucking asshole in the morning. 360 00:24:59,642 --> 00:25:01,473 You need to take that up with your therapist. 361 00:25:02,578 --> 00:25:04,045 Next time I come up with a stupid idea... 362 00:25:04,246 --> 00:25:05,645 just tell me I'm being stupid, okay? 363 00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:07,944 - Deal. - Friends? 364 00:25:08,617 --> 00:25:10,107 Okay. 365 00:25:27,002 --> 00:25:28,196 Joe. 366 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,602 - Hi. - Hi. 367 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:35,169 - Your name is Joe, right? - Yeah, Joe Santarella. 368 00:25:35,578 --> 00:25:36,772 Nice to meet you. 369 00:25:37,012 --> 00:25:38,570 Thank you for telling me your last name... 370 00:25:38,781 --> 00:25:40,874 'cause I have a short mental list of the men I've had sex with... 371 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,813 and I would've hated just to have Joe. 372 00:25:46,055 --> 00:25:48,285 I was hoping that... 373 00:25:48,491 --> 00:25:52,257 I could get that money from you. Stanny and I, we're... 374 00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:54,986 gonna get booted out of this motel and... 375 00:25:55,197 --> 00:25:58,257 since you guys were gonna give us a thousand bucks anyway... 376 00:25:58,467 --> 00:26:00,094 We could really use it. 377 00:26:01,537 --> 00:26:03,937 Yeah, sure. 378 00:26:04,907 --> 00:26:07,398 Can you hold on a second? 379 00:26:17,753 --> 00:26:18,879 What's up? 380 00:26:19,455 --> 00:26:21,514 It's Joe. They want the money. 381 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,657 - Is Stanny there too? - No, just Joe. 382 00:26:25,661 --> 00:26:26,719 He's probably gonna sleep for two days. 383 00:26:26,929 --> 00:26:29,159 I mean, I fucked him so hard he was incoherent. 384 00:26:29,365 --> 00:26:31,356 You know, when you fuck a guy into a coma? 385 00:26:32,268 --> 00:26:34,896 No, obviously I don't because he's fully conscious. 386 00:26:35,104 --> 00:26:37,299 Why do you ask me questions you already know the answers to? 387 00:26:37,506 --> 00:26:39,440 Why should we even pay them? I mean, every other guy... 388 00:26:39,642 --> 00:26:41,371 in America went home drunk and lonely last night. 389 00:26:41,577 --> 00:26:43,238 They're getting booted from their motel, plus... 390 00:26:43,445 --> 00:26:45,572 I don't think they have a car. I think he walked here. 391 00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:50,681 Fuck it. Go ahead, pay him. 392 00:26:50,886 --> 00:26:54,617 Although I gotta admit, best 500 bucks I have spent in a long time. 393 00:27:06,735 --> 00:27:11,365 Thanks. This is really gonna help. I appreciate it. 394 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,671 Nice meeting you, then. 395 00:27:24,486 --> 00:27:26,886 Bye. 396 00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:35,155 I was a really lousy lay, wasn't I? 397 00:27:38,234 --> 00:27:39,826 No. 398 00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:47,006 Look, usually when people first have sex, they're a little inhibited. 399 00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:51,975 No, that was me at my best. 400 00:27:52,982 --> 00:27:55,576 But thanks for being honest. 401 00:28:18,374 --> 00:28:20,569 - What's the matter? - I'm... 402 00:28:20,776 --> 00:28:22,505 I don't know, you know how I'm a shitty dancer? 403 00:28:22,711 --> 00:28:25,976 How every other girl in the world can dance, but I have no rhythm. 404 00:28:26,348 --> 00:28:28,578 - You dance fine. - Fine! 405 00:28:28,784 --> 00:28:31,378 - Great. Story of my sex life: fine. - Wait a minute. 406 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:36,786 Are we talking about your sex life or about you being a shitty dancer? 407 00:28:36,992 --> 00:28:42,521 I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty kisser, I'm a shitty blowjob giver... 408 00:28:42,731 --> 00:28:45,393 - And never mind... - I thought you didn't give blowjobs. 409 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:48,934 I don't. I can't. I don't know, I missed that class in college. 410 00:28:49,138 --> 00:28:51,698 Man, that's the only thing I do remember about college. 411 00:28:54,910 --> 00:28:56,309 How come I never fucked a guy... 412 00:28:56,512 --> 00:28:57,877 until he was laying there like a zombie? 413 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,310 I wanna turn a guy into a zombie. 414 00:29:09,024 --> 00:29:10,958 Look, I just think this is too extreme an idea! 415 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,149 You said you wanted to get laid! 416 00:29:12,361 --> 00:29:14,693 We'll have them come in at night, or every couple days... 417 00:29:14,897 --> 00:29:16,330 you know, we'll hardly notice they're there. 418 00:29:16,598 --> 00:29:19,089 I just don't like people knowing my private business. 419 00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:21,963 - I didn't live with my boyfriends... - They're not living with us. 420 00:29:22,271 --> 00:29:23,829 They're crashing in the pool house, like our neighbors. 421 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:25,097 But we have to share the yard with them. 422 00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:26,899 Please! When have you ever gone in the back yard? 423 00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:28,406 We go in that pool maybe once a month. 424 00:29:28,610 --> 00:29:30,271 When did you become the nympho all of a sudden? 425 00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:33,505 Well, not all of us got to sport fuck through school! 426 00:29:33,882 --> 00:29:36,646 Excuse me, it was college, and everybody else was fucking! 427 00:29:36,852 --> 00:29:39,343 You were just too uptight, so don't talk shit about me. 428 00:29:39,555 --> 00:29:42,888 Besides, you're supposed to have cabana boy when you're 45, not 25. 429 00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:45,751 I'm sorry I called you a sport fucker. 430 00:29:47,529 --> 00:29:50,259 You really think this will help you get some experience... 431 00:29:50,466 --> 00:29:52,491 or confidence boosting with some boy toy? 432 00:29:53,302 --> 00:29:56,066 I guess so. Yes, exactly. 433 00:30:07,549 --> 00:30:09,073 We don't have to pay the rent. 434 00:30:09,284 --> 00:30:12,651 We'll have somewhere to stay until we get on our feet. 435 00:30:15,824 --> 00:30:17,689 I don't know. There's some weird catch to this you ain't telling me. 436 00:30:17,893 --> 00:30:22,091 Stanny, we're about a week away from getting booted outta this motel. 437 00:30:22,297 --> 00:30:27,064 We don't have jobs. This is about the best thing that ever happened to us. 438 00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:31,472 - Are we allowed to go in the pool? - I guess so. 439 00:30:33,075 --> 00:30:34,940 - How often I gotta fuck her? - Come on, man. 440 00:30:35,144 --> 00:30:38,477 I know you like fucking her even if you don't like her. 441 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,808 Yeah, she's nasty. Still, how come... 442 00:30:42,851 --> 00:30:44,443 how come I get the bitchy one and you get the nice one? 443 00:30:44,653 --> 00:30:46,644 Mine's a terrible lay. 444 00:30:46,855 --> 00:30:47,981 She can't even kiss. It's like... 445 00:30:48,190 --> 00:30:50,920 making out with a baloney sandwich or something. 446 00:30:51,126 --> 00:30:53,185 - Really? - Yeah, she's like... 447 00:30:54,830 --> 00:30:56,593 - It's terrible. - Okay. 448 00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:58,130 I can't believe this. 449 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:01,302 I have gotta go write. I can't spend all day doing this. 450 00:31:01,503 --> 00:31:03,903 Yeah, but you said yourself you can't write when you're not getting laid. 451 00:31:04,106 --> 00:31:07,269 This is gonna cure any writer's block you've ever had. 452 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:14,905 Okay, you understand: we don't want boyfriends. 453 00:31:15,117 --> 00:31:18,450 We don't want boyfriends, we don't want relationships. 454 00:31:18,654 --> 00:31:22,021 We want two guys to service us, this is strictly sexual. 455 00:31:22,224 --> 00:31:25,751 You're on call 24 hours. We get laid when we want, how we want. 456 00:31:25,961 --> 00:31:29,863 You work for us. We'll give you a place to stay in the pool house... 457 00:31:30,065 --> 00:31:32,465 and you're not allowed in the house unless you're working. 458 00:31:32,668 --> 00:31:34,863 You know, and during the day you can look for legitimate jobs... 459 00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:36,628 and try to save money until you get on your feet. 460 00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:39,672 Okay, alright. But we got a few small requirements. 461 00:31:40,742 --> 00:31:43,267 We want TV with a satellite in the pool house. 462 00:31:43,479 --> 00:31:47,142 I have a TV. And I'm sure you know how to run a cable through the yard. 463 00:31:47,683 --> 00:31:50,083 Anything else? 464 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:54,619 Beer. 465 00:32:07,569 --> 00:32:09,400 Know what I love about LA, Joe? 466 00:32:09,605 --> 00:32:12,506 People don't date. They just move in. 467 00:32:26,755 --> 00:32:28,689 Yo! Yo! 468 00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:32,756 - Dick, gimme it. - You're being a dick, man, I found it. 469 00:32:32,961 --> 00:32:34,792 Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs to somebody else, let me have it. 470 00:32:34,997 --> 00:32:37,431 It ain't yours either, man. 471 00:32:47,276 --> 00:32:51,542 - They're fighting over a ball. - Just spray them with the hose. 472 00:32:54,116 --> 00:32:56,277 Should we do something? 473 00:32:56,752 --> 00:32:59,346 They're probably hungry, put a bowl of food out for 'em. 474 00:32:59,555 --> 00:33:01,955 - Let go, dick! - Gimme it! 475 00:33:02,157 --> 00:33:04,318 It's my ball, man! 476 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:13,225 You guys hungry? 477 00:33:20,943 --> 00:33:22,001 Where are you going? Isn't it Saturday? 478 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:24,007 No, I'm going to the store. It's open. 479 00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:26,680 In fact, I have a very important meeting with a fashion rep. 480 00:33:34,323 --> 00:33:36,018 Okay. 481 00:33:37,225 --> 00:33:39,216 Bye. 482 00:33:43,966 --> 00:33:47,527 I'm going to write. You two boys behave yourselves. 483 00:33:47,736 --> 00:33:50,330 - Don't you write at home? - Too distracting. 484 00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:56,199 See that, Joe? 485 00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:59,539 They're up all night on Friday and then go to work on Saturday. 486 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:02,444 Yeah, they're like guys. 487 00:34:02,818 --> 00:34:07,221 Hardworking. Like us. I respect that. 488 00:34:07,889 --> 00:34:11,518 Look, fashion week is next month. All the top designers, all the critics... 489 00:34:11,727 --> 00:34:14,389 ...every magazine are gonna be there. - Yeah, I know. 490 00:34:14,596 --> 00:34:17,156 No, I know you know. You're a designer but I'm the rep. 491 00:34:17,366 --> 00:34:18,697 And I'm very successful at getting people in. 492 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:23,234 - Absolutely. You're one of the best. - My being the best isn't the point. 493 00:34:23,438 --> 00:34:26,669 The point is that's very difficult to get into fashion week. 494 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:29,343 Only a certain amount of designers get in. You're lucky. 495 00:34:29,544 --> 00:34:32,479 This guy just dropped out. Drugs, overdose, who cares? 496 00:34:32,681 --> 00:34:34,342 - I want you to take his place. - Are you serious? 497 00:34:34,549 --> 00:34:35,641 - You can get my line in? - Yeah. 498 00:34:35,851 --> 00:34:38,319 Just have your line ready. And putting the show on isn't cheap. 499 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,351 You're gonna have to pay for all this yourself. 500 00:34:40,555 --> 00:34:42,022 Don't come to me. I'm not the bank. 501 00:34:42,224 --> 00:34:43,384 Well... 502 00:34:43,592 --> 00:34:45,617 ...I cab barely make ends meet now... - Make it happen. 503 00:34:45,827 --> 00:34:47,158 I make the rest happen. 504 00:34:48,897 --> 00:34:52,492 How do you like my dog? Makes me seem warm and approachable, right? 505 00:35:11,386 --> 00:35:15,755 - Think we're invited for dinner? - Shit, I guess not. 506 00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:19,824 - I think we're slaves. - We are. 507 00:35:20,162 --> 00:35:23,928 - We are whores. - We are, aren't we? 508 00:35:26,768 --> 00:35:28,099 Should we go invite them in? 509 00:35:28,303 --> 00:35:30,362 No, we always make enough food for four. 510 00:35:30,572 --> 00:35:33,473 I don't know, I guess I just thought you were... I don't know. 511 00:35:33,809 --> 00:35:37,540 You are such a liar. You always act like this when you like a guy. 512 00:35:37,746 --> 00:35:40,180 Don't even! I like fucking the guy. 513 00:35:43,251 --> 00:35:47,051 - Boys, dinner's ready! - Guess we're invited. 514 00:35:53,061 --> 00:35:55,859 This is a good gig we got going on here. 515 00:35:56,064 --> 00:35:58,965 - So don't, you know, mess it up. - What do you mean? 516 00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:03,365 You know what I mean. You can just kinda piss people off sometimes. 517 00:36:35,804 --> 00:36:39,296 So, how come y'all didn't have girlfriends back home? 518 00:36:41,109 --> 00:36:42,940 What? 519 00:36:43,145 --> 00:36:46,603 Did you just kick me? She asked a legitimate question. I'll answer it. 520 00:36:46,815 --> 00:36:49,079 No, no, never mind. It was a stupid question. 521 00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:55,686 Tell you why we didn't have girlfriends back home. 522 00:36:55,991 --> 00:36:59,791 Three simple words: women are morons. 523 00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:05,096 Excuse me? Are you for real? 524 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,598 He just said all women are morons and I'm included in that group. 525 00:37:07,803 --> 00:37:10,795 - I mean, you know what I mean. - He didn't mean you two. 526 00:37:16,178 --> 00:37:18,738 And where do you get off saying something like that anyway? 527 00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:20,915 No, I'm trying not to piss you off, so forget it. 528 00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:24,483 No, no, please. Please, let's hear this. 529 00:37:26,221 --> 00:37:28,212 Women wanna be treated like shit. 530 00:37:28,423 --> 00:37:29,720 Thus the fact: they're morons. 531 00:37:29,925 --> 00:37:32,758 Can you generalize a bit more? 532 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:35,896 Listen, whether she's a supermodel, works at a daycare center... 533 00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:40,124 ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look for the guy that pisses you off... 534 00:37:40,335 --> 00:37:42,064 a guy you couldn't complain about try and fix. 535 00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:43,362 Should I complain about men? 536 00:37:43,572 --> 00:37:44,971 Where should I be getting? First of all... 537 00:37:45,173 --> 00:37:46,265 You wanna know the number one complain... 538 00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:48,738 I hear about men from women? 539 00:37:48,944 --> 00:37:51,674 "He's too nice." That's considered a detriment. 540 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,110 Show me some girl can date any guy she wants: 541 00:37:54,316 --> 00:37:56,045 fifty bucks says she's with some asshole. 542 00:37:56,251 --> 00:37:57,240 They don't want nice. They want asshole. 543 00:37:57,452 --> 00:37:59,044 Okay, let's just drop it 'cause you're pissing me off now. 544 00:37:59,254 --> 00:38:02,655 Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one suffering the injustice of it all. 545 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,391 You don't see guys saying... 546 00:38:04,593 --> 00:38:06,993 "Yeah, I broke up with this girl because she was too nice". 547 00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:08,762 I don't do anything shitty. 548 00:38:08,964 --> 00:38:10,397 Guys break up with you 'cause you're too nice? 549 00:38:10,599 --> 00:38:13,796 - No, I break up with them. - Oh, yeah? How come? 550 00:38:21,076 --> 00:38:24,512 Stanny, it's not in your job description. 551 00:38:25,046 --> 00:38:27,105 You're right. Would you like some sex? 552 00:38:27,315 --> 00:38:29,783 You have a way with words. You should be a writer too. 553 00:38:30,886 --> 00:38:31,944 Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book. It's called... 554 00:38:32,153 --> 00:38:35,054 "Men Are From Mars and Women Are Fucking Morons"! 555 00:38:37,792 --> 00:38:42,320 What? Bro, this is what they're really paying for, they want to hear abuse. 556 00:38:42,530 --> 00:38:44,122 You should thank me. All you can do is sit there. 557 00:38:44,332 --> 00:38:46,232 You look like Mr. Compassionate next to me. 558 00:38:48,336 --> 00:38:51,533 So, wait. If all they want is abuse... 559 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:53,731 and I'm the nice guy... 560 00:38:53,942 --> 00:38:56,968 does that make me the good one or the bad one? 561 00:38:57,779 --> 00:39:00,179 We're a team. We're a team, brother. 562 00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:12,722 My God. 563 00:39:14,663 --> 00:39:18,531 Right there. That was so good. Don't stop. 564 00:39:21,236 --> 00:39:24,034 While I'm down here can I ask you something? 565 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,104 Well, okay. 566 00:39:26,608 --> 00:39:28,735 Where the hell does the pee come out of this thing? 567 00:39:28,944 --> 00:39:32,710 - No, don't stop what you're doing. - You want me to explain specifically... 568 00:39:33,148 --> 00:39:34,979 That's okay, later. 569 00:39:57,072 --> 00:40:02,009 Fucking amazing view. I could stand here for hours and just take it in. 570 00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:06,039 Yeah, it's funny. Never really come out here anymore. 571 00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:12,410 I'm sorry if I offended you before. I was just fucking around. 572 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,884 No, you weren't. 573 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:18,054 No, I guess I wasn't. 574 00:40:18,259 --> 00:40:20,227 Actually, it's alright. 575 00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:24,595 I'm writing and you're giving me a lot of good material. 576 00:40:26,067 --> 00:40:28,934 - What do you mean? - I guess writing is... 577 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:32,072 just putting down on paper what people say. 578 00:40:32,273 --> 00:40:35,640 I forget sometimes how the male mind works. 579 00:40:35,910 --> 00:40:40,472 It's good just to, you know, get it down. 580 00:40:40,682 --> 00:40:42,343 I hope you're learning something. 581 00:40:43,051 --> 00:40:46,452 Let's just say my characters are coming to life. 582 00:40:48,390 --> 00:40:50,483 You must be a really great writer. 583 00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:53,585 How do you know how good or bad I am? 584 00:40:53,795 --> 00:40:55,490 'Cause you got conviction, you know. 585 00:40:55,697 --> 00:40:59,531 Not a lot of girls are like that. When you talk about men or sex... 586 00:40:59,734 --> 00:41:02,931 you don't apologize, you don't hold back. You just say shit. 587 00:41:03,972 --> 00:41:06,065 You got something to say. I love that. 588 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:14,840 I think it's time you got back to work. 589 00:41:21,556 --> 00:41:23,615 That was amazing. 590 00:41:27,162 --> 00:41:29,960 Don't be shy to tell someone what you like. 591 00:41:30,165 --> 00:41:32,065 People miss out on great sex all the time... 592 00:41:32,267 --> 00:41:34,963 just because they're shy about it. 593 00:41:35,170 --> 00:41:37,502 It's just communication. 594 00:41:39,274 --> 00:41:44,211 - You're secretly very smart. - I know. Don't tell anyone. 595 00:41:44,412 --> 00:41:48,178 - No one would believe me anyway. - Okay. 596 00:41:49,084 --> 00:41:51,985 So, there's gotta be something you've never done... 597 00:41:52,187 --> 00:41:55,020 something you swore you'd never do. 598 00:41:55,223 --> 00:41:58,784 - Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it. - Well, why not? 599 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,794 Is it something that your last few boyfriends wanted you to do... 600 00:42:01,996 --> 00:42:03,896 and you wouldn't? 601 00:42:04,099 --> 00:42:06,090 Oh, yeah. 602 00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:14,808 Tell me, how come you write? I mean, you don't really have to do anything. 603 00:42:15,009 --> 00:42:17,068 Why do you write stuff? 604 00:42:18,346 --> 00:42:20,177 I don't know. 605 00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:24,750 I guess I should have some Byzantine, philosophical reason why, but... 606 00:42:24,953 --> 00:42:27,717 mostly I just like making things up. It's fun. 607 00:42:27,956 --> 00:42:29,651 Yeah, it probably is, huh? 608 00:42:30,525 --> 00:42:34,359 It's kind of like reading a great book or going to a great movie. 609 00:42:34,562 --> 00:42:36,792 It's just this amazing escape. 610 00:42:39,067 --> 00:42:42,434 Yeah, fuck reality. I just drink more. 611 00:42:44,072 --> 00:42:48,566 - Okay, you just gotta relax. - Oh, my God. No, no, no. 612 00:42:48,776 --> 00:42:52,405 This isn't physically possible to... No, this can't fit. 613 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:56,050 What d'you mean? You've seen the size of my dick, right? 614 00:42:56,584 --> 00:42:59,576 Well, have you ever taken a poop that big? 615 00:43:00,355 --> 00:43:03,882 See? It's gotta fit then. All you have to do is just relax a little bit. 616 00:43:04,092 --> 00:43:07,323 So here we go, just relax. Here, look. 617 00:43:07,896 --> 00:43:13,232 - My God! Did I just? - What? Did you what? 618 00:43:13,535 --> 00:43:16,800 - Just relax. - This is so fucking overrated. 619 00:43:17,005 --> 00:43:20,031 This is the furthest thing from sexual I've ever done! 620 00:43:23,211 --> 00:43:28,342 No, no, I should go in. I didn't get any sleep last night. 621 00:43:28,983 --> 00:43:30,541 Alright. 622 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,653 Good night. 623 00:43:41,129 --> 00:43:42,619 Good night. 624 00:43:50,071 --> 00:43:54,599 - I can't believe I did that. - My aunt Emily used to say... 625 00:43:54,809 --> 00:43:58,108 "You never know if you like something until you try it". 626 00:44:07,589 --> 00:44:09,420 Is she alone? 627 00:44:10,391 --> 00:44:13,918 I don't know. Sounds like it. 628 00:44:16,397 --> 00:44:17,955 Joe, maybe you should leave because I think... 629 00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:21,567 this whole thing's made Donna really uncomfortable. 630 00:44:24,372 --> 00:44:26,101 Okay. 631 00:44:32,513 --> 00:44:35,710 You know, Stanny's funny and everything, but he's so intense. 632 00:44:35,917 --> 00:44:41,219 I don't know, I think sometimes he just needs to get over himself. 633 00:44:43,891 --> 00:44:46,223 - Don't do that, okay? - Do what? 634 00:44:46,861 --> 00:44:50,058 - Don't talk shit about my friend. - I wasn't talking shit. 635 00:44:50,265 --> 00:44:53,757 I didn't... I was just saying that I... No, I'm serious. 636 00:44:53,968 --> 00:44:57,301 - Whatever. - I didn't mean to get you all defensive. 637 00:44:57,505 --> 00:44:58,836 Wait. 638 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,405 Joe, gimme a break. 639 00:45:00,608 --> 00:45:04,601 Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise I didn't mean that in a nasty way. 640 00:45:11,653 --> 00:45:15,214 You know how I said Stanny and I got kicked outta Concrete Union? 641 00:45:16,624 --> 00:45:19,593 Well, it was me that got kicked out. 642 00:45:20,261 --> 00:45:23,628 It was for a stupid reason, and that's the point. 643 00:45:24,132 --> 00:45:28,592 Stanny came with me to the hearing. 644 00:45:28,836 --> 00:45:31,202 We had great jobs. 645 00:45:31,439 --> 00:45:33,805 And he told the guys on the board, "That's bullshit". 646 00:45:34,008 --> 00:45:37,466 And if you're gonna kick me out, then might as well kick him out too". 647 00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:41,244 And they did? 648 00:45:41,449 --> 00:45:46,113 Yeah, well, Stanny didn't exactly say it so nicely. 649 00:45:47,322 --> 00:45:52,919 But he wasn't mad. We got shitcanned from a solid union job. 650 00:45:53,127 --> 00:45:59,623 22 bucks an hour. And he just said, "Fuck it. Let's move to California". 651 00:46:00,501 --> 00:46:02,093 So we did. 652 00:46:03,271 --> 00:46:08,368 We just have this understanding, wherever we go, we go together. 653 00:46:10,144 --> 00:46:12,009 That's a good friend you have. 654 00:46:13,147 --> 00:46:14,944 Yeah. 655 00:46:39,941 --> 00:46:43,001 - What time is it? - Almost midnight. 656 00:46:43,711 --> 00:46:46,339 - How was your first lesson? - Shut up. 657 00:46:49,817 --> 00:46:52,945 What's that smile for? Did you get some too? 658 00:46:53,988 --> 00:46:55,922 Maybe. 659 00:47:01,429 --> 00:47:03,056 To us. 660 00:47:05,133 --> 00:47:07,829 Brother, we are the mack fucking daddies. 661 00:47:08,035 --> 00:47:10,526 Man, it ain't easy. 662 00:47:10,738 --> 00:47:13,400 This girl don't know the first thing about sex. 663 00:47:13,608 --> 00:47:16,042 We could trade tomorrow if you want. 664 00:47:16,744 --> 00:47:18,143 No. 665 00:47:18,479 --> 00:47:21,243 She's a doll, I like her. Besides... 666 00:47:21,449 --> 00:47:25,112 I'm helping her with something that's gonna make her whole life richer. 667 00:47:25,319 --> 00:47:27,651 Yeah. We're good fucking Samaritans, that's all. 668 00:47:27,855 --> 00:47:29,686 Seriously. 669 00:47:30,558 --> 00:47:33,823 Just like a sister I never had, just sweet. 670 00:47:35,096 --> 00:47:39,556 Yeah, I wish I had a sister to instruct on proper ass fucking. 671 00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:50,006 Hello? 672 00:47:50,311 --> 00:47:52,677 - Anybody home? - Hi, Damien. 673 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,071 What's new with you guys? 674 00:47:56,617 --> 00:47:59,586 - How's the store going? - Good. How's the movie going? 675 00:47:59,987 --> 00:48:01,181 God pushed. 676 00:48:01,389 --> 00:48:05,120 Man, all these studios waste a lot of money making good scripts lousy. 677 00:48:05,326 --> 00:48:06,725 When are you gonna finish your script? 678 00:48:06,928 --> 00:48:08,725 - I wanna read it. - It's getting there. 679 00:48:08,930 --> 00:48:11,262 Just working in the second act. It kinds of slows down. 680 00:48:11,466 --> 00:48:14,594 Well, why don't you let me look at it, give you some notes? 681 00:48:21,542 --> 00:48:22,634 Hey, bro. 682 00:48:23,110 --> 00:48:25,908 There's some dude in the house with them. 683 00:48:27,181 --> 00:48:28,705 Who the fuck is that dick? 684 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:30,281 You have to be more assertive. 685 00:48:30,485 --> 00:48:31,645 You should've seen the rep I met today. 686 00:48:31,853 --> 00:48:33,377 She was the most confident person I've ever met... 687 00:48:33,588 --> 00:48:35,988 This has nothing to do with confidence, okay? 688 00:48:36,190 --> 00:48:37,521 The script is not ready yet, okay? 689 00:48:37,725 --> 00:48:40,250 So I do not wanna show it to anybody until I'm happy with it. 690 00:48:40,461 --> 00:48:43,988 - Somebody's a little tense. - I am not tense, okay? I'm just... 691 00:48:44,499 --> 00:48:47,263 I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend and my best friend... 692 00:48:47,468 --> 00:48:49,663 trying to tell me how to run my business, okay? 693 00:48:49,871 --> 00:48:52,135 We heard some yelling, so we came over. 694 00:48:52,373 --> 00:48:55,740 - We were arguing about nothing. - I'm Damien Radford. 695 00:48:55,943 --> 00:48:58,844 - Joe Santarella. - Yeah, I'm Stanny. 696 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,980 I'm renting the pool house out to them. 697 00:49:01,182 --> 00:49:03,707 The pool hou? You mean the cabana? 698 00:49:03,918 --> 00:49:07,115 - Yeah, they just got into town. - Cool. 699 00:49:07,321 --> 00:49:10,552 I was just getting ready to go to bed, Damien. Good night. 700 00:49:10,758 --> 00:49:13,226 Gosh, actually, me too. 701 00:49:14,729 --> 00:49:15,855 Hey, you guys play videogames? 702 00:49:16,063 --> 00:49:17,690 - No. - Yeah. 703 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:21,301 Don't mention anything about your job here. 704 00:49:21,502 --> 00:49:23,299 Why not? 705 00:49:35,550 --> 00:49:37,814 This whole thing with the boys is getting out of hand already. 706 00:49:38,019 --> 00:49:39,646 This has nothing to do with Stanny and Joe. 707 00:49:39,854 --> 00:49:42,721 Well, I've got all kinds of people tripping in and out of the house. 708 00:49:43,491 --> 00:49:45,652 - I'm talking about your career. - And... 709 00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:47,953 let's not bring that up in front of Damien, okay? 710 00:49:48,162 --> 00:49:52,098 Because I'm sick of him needling me about my work. 711 00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:54,325 Okay. Sorry. 712 00:49:54,735 --> 00:49:56,464 But, you know, I... 713 00:49:56,737 --> 00:50:00,468 I was really nervous about opening my store, but I didn't have a choice. 714 00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:03,005 And I think sometimes I'm lucky my family didn't have money... 715 00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:06,077 because I always had to put myself out there. It's how I pay my bills. 716 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,770 What're you getting at? 717 00:50:09,884 --> 00:50:12,580 I just think sometimes your back's never up against the wall... 718 00:50:12,787 --> 00:50:15,187 so you never have to push hard to move forward. 719 00:50:15,389 --> 00:50:16,378 Okay, and what about you? 720 00:50:16,591 --> 00:50:19,321 Isn't that rep supposed to be getting your stuff into stores over the world? 721 00:50:19,794 --> 00:50:22,456 Yeah. But I can't afford to do that. 722 00:50:22,663 --> 00:50:25,154 And if I had money like you, I would put up a show... 723 00:50:25,366 --> 00:50:27,425 and then I would have backers to start manufacturing. 724 00:50:27,635 --> 00:50:30,297 Excuse me? What'd you mean if you had money like me? 725 00:50:30,838 --> 00:50:34,330 Exactly like I said. If I had money to do the show, I would. 726 00:50:34,542 --> 00:50:37,636 I just think you need to be a little more aggressive. That's all. 727 00:50:37,845 --> 00:50:40,245 Okay, I got it. I've got money but no balls. 728 00:50:40,448 --> 00:50:43,906 You've got balls but no money. Shut the light off on your way out. 729 00:50:53,227 --> 00:50:55,957 You almost got me there, sporty! 730 00:50:56,364 --> 00:50:59,162 "Sporty". That's funny. 731 00:51:01,435 --> 00:51:04,836 - How do you know the girls? - Donna and I dated for like a year. 732 00:51:05,039 --> 00:51:08,031 But, yeah, I stay friends with all my ex-girlfriends. 733 00:51:08,242 --> 00:51:09,903 It's like Zen Buddhism thing. 734 00:51:30,998 --> 00:51:32,795 Make you a business offer? 735 00:51:34,735 --> 00:51:37,499 - Okay. - Look... 736 00:51:38,939 --> 00:51:40,304 I invest in all kinds of things. 737 00:51:40,508 --> 00:51:42,874 Why don't I invest in your putting on a show? 738 00:51:43,077 --> 00:51:46,069 You put on a big fashion show. You have a blowout party and... 739 00:51:47,114 --> 00:51:48,604 you're the next Donna Karan. 740 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,579 Donna, you've read me all wrong. 741 00:51:54,789 --> 00:51:57,383 I wasn't trying to hit you up for a loan. 742 00:52:05,766 --> 00:52:07,757 I know you weren't. 743 00:52:10,304 --> 00:52:11,566 Look, Christi Ann, your store does well... 744 00:52:11,772 --> 00:52:14,070 and if that rep knows what she's talking about, then... 745 00:52:14,275 --> 00:52:17,301 it's not a favor. It's a good investment. 746 00:52:21,682 --> 00:52:23,377 Are you serious? 747 00:52:25,352 --> 00:52:27,115 Okay. 748 00:52:27,321 --> 00:52:29,414 Yeah, let's do it. 749 00:52:30,057 --> 00:52:31,490 But you have to promise me you'll finish that script... 750 00:52:31,692 --> 00:52:34,320 and start sending it out. No more excuses. 751 00:52:35,563 --> 00:52:38,396 - Okay. - Okay. 752 00:52:41,135 --> 00:52:43,194 Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna show my new men's clothes? 753 00:52:43,404 --> 00:52:45,065 I just started making these. 754 00:52:45,272 --> 00:52:46,933 - They look great to me. - Thank you. 755 00:52:47,141 --> 00:52:50,508 Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz. All the critics are gonna be there... 756 00:52:50,711 --> 00:52:52,303 mostly because of the celebrities. 757 00:52:52,513 --> 00:52:54,572 You know, I'm not sure who I hate more frankly. 758 00:52:54,782 --> 00:52:59,378 Actually, no, that's not true. I hate them all. But I do love this dress. 759 00:53:00,387 --> 00:53:02,116 Please tell me you're sleeping with him. 760 00:53:03,057 --> 00:53:05,924 - No, he's just an employee. - Put him on the runway. 761 00:53:06,193 --> 00:53:08,320 - Well, I don't know if I'm... - No, you have to. 762 00:53:08,529 --> 00:53:09,655 It'll be a fun surprise. 763 00:53:09,864 --> 00:53:13,732 Think about it: hot new designer puts warehouse boy on catwalk. 764 00:53:13,934 --> 00:53:18,428 It's brilliant. It's a tease. Leave them wanting more. I gotta go. 765 00:53:21,909 --> 00:53:25,242 - This is the last box. - Will you do me a favor? 766 00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:27,914 Will you try this on? 767 00:53:36,290 --> 00:53:41,023 I wish I was as confident as you look. Will you model this for me? 768 00:53:44,031 --> 00:53:47,057 Yeah, sure. Why not? 769 00:53:47,668 --> 00:53:51,798 Thank God. I need as many pillars of strength around me as possible. 770 00:53:52,006 --> 00:53:55,203 Christi Ann, this looks fine. 771 00:53:55,709 --> 00:53:58,803 Hey, come on now. 772 00:53:59,613 --> 00:54:02,480 This is all good. It's exciting! 773 00:54:02,683 --> 00:54:05,243 Look, no matter what the critical people say... 774 00:54:06,654 --> 00:54:09,179 might as well enjoy what's going on. 775 00:54:10,257 --> 00:54:12,225 Come here. 776 00:54:32,813 --> 00:54:35,179 - You got brothers and sisters? - Yeah. 777 00:54:36,984 --> 00:54:39,612 I mean, I got a brother and I got a sister. 778 00:54:40,221 --> 00:54:44,715 - Older, younger? - One's older, one's younger. 779 00:54:45,059 --> 00:54:46,686 Why do people always ask this? I don't... 780 00:54:46,894 --> 00:54:48,794 Who cares about somebody's brothers and sisters? 781 00:54:48,996 --> 00:54:52,932 - Do you talk to your parents a lot? - No. We got an understanding. 782 00:54:53,367 --> 00:54:55,232 What kind of understanding? 783 00:54:55,803 --> 00:54:59,136 I left when I was 17. I gave them one of these. 784 00:55:00,975 --> 00:55:03,034 What's that? What does that mean? 785 00:55:04,378 --> 00:55:07,541 My mom and dad weren't very bright people. 786 00:55:07,748 --> 00:55:08,737 Which would've been okay if they were nice... 787 00:55:08,949 --> 00:55:11,383 I mean, there's plenty of dumb but sweet people in the world. 788 00:55:11,585 --> 00:55:15,419 But, I don't know, they were shitty too. They were just mean people. 789 00:55:17,091 --> 00:55:20,151 - How were they mean? - They just always said mean things. 790 00:55:20,361 --> 00:55:26,231 You know, told me I was a fucking liar and a goddamned bullshiter. 791 00:55:26,834 --> 00:55:30,270 I go to a therapist. I've been going for three years actually and... 792 00:55:30,471 --> 00:55:35,602 I've learned that you have to move on, that you have to forgive them. 793 00:55:35,809 --> 00:55:37,674 Right, yeah. 794 00:55:38,646 --> 00:55:42,082 I mean, I forgive them. Like I say, they weren't bright people. 795 00:55:42,283 --> 00:55:45,252 They had me. They didn't abort me. 796 00:55:45,452 --> 00:55:49,218 I mean, they raised me, kind of a fucked up way to do it, but... 797 00:55:49,423 --> 00:55:52,085 maybe them being so harsh made me the way I am today... 798 00:55:52,293 --> 00:55:54,090 you know, like resilient? 799 00:55:55,963 --> 00:55:57,863 Gotta thank them for that, huh? 800 00:55:58,065 --> 00:56:01,398 Yeah, so whatever. That's why I gave them one of these. 801 00:56:02,903 --> 00:56:04,894 'Cause what it means is... 802 00:56:05,205 --> 00:56:07,765 you did your best to love me. I did my best to love you back. 803 00:56:07,975 --> 00:56:12,139 We just reached a point where there's nothing left to say, so... 804 00:56:12,780 --> 00:56:16,580 ...good luck. - I like how you explain things. 805 00:56:18,352 --> 00:56:20,081 You ever thought about writing? 806 00:56:22,456 --> 00:56:24,390 - Me? - Seriously. 807 00:56:24,591 --> 00:56:26,616 - Come on! - Seriously. 808 00:56:27,594 --> 00:56:30,392 Seriously. You definitely have a way with words. 809 00:56:30,998 --> 00:56:34,024 I think you should write stuff down, you know? Not to... 810 00:56:34,234 --> 00:56:37,362 not to be rich or famous or anything, but to... 811 00:56:38,672 --> 00:56:40,663 to express yourself. 812 00:56:44,478 --> 00:56:46,605 I'm gonna get you a notebook and a pen. Just try it. 813 00:56:46,814 --> 00:56:48,577 Just jot stuff down. 814 00:56:49,917 --> 00:56:52,613 Okay, yeah. 815 00:56:59,259 --> 00:57:01,124 Good luck with the show. We can't wait to see it. 816 00:57:01,328 --> 00:57:03,489 Thank you. See you on the front row! 817 00:57:03,697 --> 00:57:05,324 Thanks. 818 00:57:07,634 --> 00:57:10,125 "See you on the front row"? How ass-kissy was that? 819 00:57:10,337 --> 00:57:11,702 Honey, you don't even need to be kissing her ass. 820 00:57:11,905 --> 00:57:15,068 She's just a manufacturer. I gotta go. 821 00:57:24,918 --> 00:57:26,510 - Thanks for coming. - Sure. 822 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,712 You know, I think you're making me addicted to sex. 823 00:57:29,923 --> 00:57:31,288 Thanks. 824 00:57:32,626 --> 00:57:34,685 And, you know, I've never... 825 00:57:35,796 --> 00:57:39,163 given a blowjob to a guy in a car. 826 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,892 I'm just gonna... I just wanna... 827 00:57:49,743 --> 00:57:53,179 You've gotten really good at that. 828 00:57:56,817 --> 00:57:58,910 When you're through with that can you please call the silk place back... 829 00:57:59,119 --> 00:58:02,088 and tell them that you're repped by me? They'll knock off 20/�. 830 00:58:15,669 --> 00:58:17,466 Where is everybody? 831 00:58:17,671 --> 00:58:19,502 Joe's helping out Christi Ann at her store. 832 00:58:19,706 --> 00:58:22,903 Good. Did you get any writing done today? 833 00:58:23,110 --> 00:58:26,477 - Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool. - So what you writing about? 834 00:58:29,049 --> 00:58:31,711 Never mind. Just keep getting it down on paper. 835 00:58:31,919 --> 00:58:33,250 Okay. 836 00:58:33,454 --> 00:58:36,184 Had the printer print up like 100 copies of my script today. 837 00:58:36,390 --> 00:58:38,119 Getting ready to send it out to agents. 838 00:58:38,325 --> 00:58:40,156 - Great. - Tell you what... 839 00:58:40,461 --> 00:58:44,693 when you're ready to take a break, why don't you come inside? 840 00:58:44,898 --> 00:58:46,991 Okay. I will. 841 01:00:08,715 --> 01:00:13,778 I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut and you're the big strong man! 842 01:00:13,987 --> 01:00:16,080 That's right. I'm not done fucking you. 843 01:00:16,290 --> 01:00:18,121 I'm gonna fuck you harder and you're gonna like it. 844 01:00:18,325 --> 01:00:21,556 Oh, no, no! 845 01:00:23,730 --> 01:00:25,857 Don't punish me! Hey! 846 01:00:27,801 --> 01:00:31,897 - Baby, I can't do this anymore. - Why? What's wrong? 847 01:00:32,105 --> 01:00:36,872 This... this whole routine of me holding you down and... 848 01:00:37,244 --> 01:00:39,804 your begging me to stop... 849 01:00:40,647 --> 01:00:42,308 it's fucking weird, I don't know. It's just... 850 01:00:42,516 --> 01:00:46,077 Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine every day for the past three weeks. 851 01:00:46,286 --> 01:00:49,915 I know. Look, at first I did. It's just lately... 852 01:00:51,024 --> 01:00:54,187 It's 'cause I care about you, and I don't wanna do that... 853 01:00:54,394 --> 01:00:57,795 ...to somebody I care about. - Look, we're just playing. Come on. 854 01:00:57,998 --> 01:00:59,590 I mean, we're just... 855 01:01:00,867 --> 01:01:02,562 Why are we even having this conversation? 856 01:01:02,769 --> 01:01:04,031 You have a simple job, Stanny. 857 01:01:04,238 --> 01:01:06,706 Are you telling me that you can't fulfill it? Because, you know what? 858 01:01:06,907 --> 01:01:09,671 There are a lot of guys in this city that would be more than happy... 859 01:01:09,876 --> 01:01:12,037 to do this without complaining. 860 01:01:14,715 --> 01:01:16,546 Are you fucking kidding me? 861 01:01:17,684 --> 01:01:19,914 Is that all that I am to you? 862 01:01:21,421 --> 01:01:25,414 I think you'd better take the blindfold off now. 863 01:01:37,471 --> 01:01:39,769 I'm such a fucking idiot. 864 01:01:40,007 --> 01:01:42,168 I'm an asshole. 865 01:01:42,909 --> 01:01:45,639 I mean, I was like ready to tell... 866 01:01:45,846 --> 01:01:47,279 What? 867 01:01:51,752 --> 01:01:54,721 I think I'm falling in love with you. 868 01:02:03,964 --> 01:02:06,728 Okay. Can you untie me, please? 869 01:02:41,802 --> 01:02:43,997 I think you and Joe need to move out. 870 01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:58,642 Joe, get up. We gotta go. 871 01:03:00,787 --> 01:03:02,812 Seriously. I'm not fucking around, man. Pack your shit. 872 01:03:03,023 --> 01:03:05,355 Stanny, what did you do? 873 01:03:05,559 --> 01:03:08,960 I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped being shitty. Figure that one out. 874 01:03:09,162 --> 01:03:12,029 Come on, we got a pretty good deal going on here, man. 875 01:03:12,232 --> 01:03:14,962 How long did you think this was gonna last, you know, seriously? 876 01:03:15,168 --> 01:03:16,726 Okay, it's been a fun month or two, but... 877 01:03:16,937 --> 01:03:19,804 we milked this for as much as we could. The milk's gone sour. 878 01:03:38,592 --> 01:03:41,891 What did you? Joe, what the hell's going on? 879 01:03:42,095 --> 01:03:43,653 - We're leaving. - Hold on! 880 01:03:43,864 --> 01:03:47,300 - Did you get in a fight with Donna? - What the fuck you think? 881 01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:50,993 I guess we're gonna go and try and find our own place. 882 01:03:51,204 --> 01:03:53,570 No, I don't want you to go. I don't want either one of you to go. 883 01:03:53,774 --> 01:03:54,934 Well, you don't always get what you want. 884 01:03:55,142 --> 01:03:57,508 - Take care. - Wait! Wait! 885 01:03:57,711 --> 01:04:00,271 Hold on one minute! 886 01:04:00,947 --> 01:04:02,812 Hold on. 887 01:04:09,389 --> 01:04:13,052 - Donna, what's going on? - I guess they're leaving. 888 01:04:13,260 --> 01:04:14,352 And you're just gonna sit there? 889 01:04:14,561 --> 01:04:16,756 Yeah, what am I supposed to be doing? 890 01:04:17,097 --> 01:04:19,497 What happened? 891 01:04:19,699 --> 01:04:21,929 It was just getting too... 892 01:04:22,602 --> 01:04:25,435 ...I don't know, too weird. - Too weird? 893 01:04:25,639 --> 01:04:28,665 Why is it that every time you like a guy things get too weird? 894 01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:31,605 - Who says I like the guy? - You're full of shit. 895 01:04:31,812 --> 01:04:34,144 And I don't have time to sit here and listen to you lie to yourself... 896 01:04:34,347 --> 01:04:37,282 because they're leaving! What do you wanna do? 897 01:04:38,385 --> 01:04:41,411 - Well, Joe doesn't have to go. - Joe goes wherever Stanny goes! 898 01:04:41,621 --> 01:04:45,148 And I'm not about to let him do that because you got this thing about... 899 01:04:45,358 --> 01:04:46,484 What? This thing about what? 900 01:04:46,693 --> 01:04:48,593 I don't know, but you've got this thing! 901 01:04:49,029 --> 01:04:50,428 And... 902 01:04:52,232 --> 01:04:55,963 if you look at me and tell me that you don't like the guy... 903 01:04:56,403 --> 01:05:00,464 fine, I'll say goodbye to both of them. 904 01:05:06,546 --> 01:05:08,980 Tell me what happened. 905 01:05:10,484 --> 01:05:14,386 He said he thought he was falling in love with me. 906 01:05:15,555 --> 01:05:18,649 Okay. Well... 907 01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:23,221 the guy who loves you is walking out the door right now. 908 01:05:23,563 --> 01:05:26,361 Is that what you want? 909 01:05:30,904 --> 01:05:32,895 Let's get out of here. This is friggin' humiliating. 910 01:05:33,106 --> 01:05:36,564 She asked us to wait a minute, so we're gonna wait. 911 01:05:37,010 --> 01:05:40,776 - It's been over a minute. Let's go. - It's an expression, Stanny. 912 01:05:40,981 --> 01:05:43,313 Okay? It's like "hold on a sec". It's more than a second. 913 01:05:43,517 --> 01:05:45,985 Okay, it's a stupid fucking expression then. 914 01:05:53,493 --> 01:05:54,983 Just... 915 01:05:55,262 --> 01:05:57,696 don't ask me to say it to you 'cause I can't, Stanny. I'm sorry. 916 01:05:57,898 --> 01:06:04,326 - I just can't say it to you. - Just... just let me love you. 917 01:06:47,147 --> 01:06:49,707 I was close. 918 01:06:50,383 --> 01:06:52,715 It's alright. 919 01:06:52,919 --> 01:06:57,117 I'm sorry. My mind's just on the fashion show. 920 01:06:57,824 --> 01:07:00,850 Don't be sorry. 921 01:07:01,394 --> 01:07:05,990 Joe, how come you never slept in my bed? 922 01:07:08,335 --> 01:07:11,532 You never asked me to. 923 01:07:11,738 --> 01:07:16,107 Well, will you sleep here with me? I mean... 924 01:07:17,410 --> 01:07:22,177 just for the next two nights until the fashion show. 925 01:07:25,151 --> 01:07:26,846 Well... 926 01:07:27,654 --> 01:07:29,781 sure, girl. 927 01:07:30,890 --> 01:07:33,518 Be happy to. 928 01:07:50,977 --> 01:07:54,435 - What about the cuteness? - What about the dumbness? 929 01:07:54,648 --> 01:07:56,707 - You're dumb. - No, you're dumb. 930 01:07:56,916 --> 01:08:01,478 - What about the sweetness? - Guys, do it in private! Jeez! 931 01:08:01,688 --> 01:08:02,677 You guys, really. 932 01:08:02,889 --> 01:08:04,754 Why don't you just give each other hickies? 933 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:06,858 You have rug burns on your elbows. 934 01:08:07,060 --> 01:08:09,255 You broke your nails scratching his back! 935 01:08:09,462 --> 01:08:10,986 I chipped my tooth last week... 936 01:08:11,197 --> 01:08:12,323 'cause we were doing it doggy style... 937 01:08:12,532 --> 01:08:16,935 and she friggin' jerks her head back right into my jaw. You did! 938 01:08:17,137 --> 01:08:20,368 My God, Christi Ann! Remember back in college... 939 01:08:20,573 --> 01:08:23,064 when I was giving a blowjob to that guy... 940 01:08:23,276 --> 01:08:24,709 that would not take the beret off? 941 01:08:24,911 --> 01:08:27,778 My God. the bathroom is in-between our two bedrooms... 942 01:08:27,981 --> 01:08:29,539 which is right next to this little tiny living room. 943 01:08:29,749 --> 01:08:31,546 So I'm ready to come out and spit... 944 01:08:31,751 --> 01:08:34,914 and there's like ten people in the goddamned living room. 945 01:08:35,121 --> 01:08:39,057 So I come out and my mouth's like this 'caused it's all full of his cum. 946 01:08:39,259 --> 01:08:41,819 And I come out and everybody starts laughing. 947 01:08:42,028 --> 01:08:43,723 And then I start to laugh... 948 01:08:43,930 --> 01:08:45,625 and then everyone's jumping back out of the way... 949 01:08:45,832 --> 01:08:48,767 'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna spit up right there on the carpet. 950 01:08:48,968 --> 01:08:52,267 So I got running into the bathroom and I spit out and... 951 01:08:52,572 --> 01:08:54,870 I get a standing ovation. 952 01:08:55,975 --> 01:08:58,671 That's disgusting. Ew! 953 01:09:06,453 --> 01:09:08,478 Honey, you know what I was just thinking? 954 01:09:08,688 --> 01:09:11,987 - How adorable you are? - No, I think pretty highly on myself... 955 01:09:12,192 --> 01:09:14,217 but I ain't best described as adorable. 956 01:09:14,427 --> 01:09:16,292 No, I was thinking about how we first met and all. 957 01:09:16,496 --> 01:09:17,588 It's funny, I used to be so choosey. 958 01:09:17,797 --> 01:09:20,823 Like every girl I dates had to have a perfect ass. 959 01:09:21,034 --> 01:09:22,296 Joe and I used to argue about it all the time. 960 01:09:22,502 --> 01:09:24,663 If the girl had like a big square man ass... 961 01:09:24,871 --> 01:09:27,465 forget it. I couldn't do it. And it's funny when I met you... 962 01:09:27,674 --> 01:09:31,132 I was like, "This chick is hot-looking, but what does her ass look like? 963 01:09:31,344 --> 01:09:32,834 So we get naked and we start fucking... 964 01:09:33,046 --> 01:09:35,514 And I'm like, "Wow, this chick has a big ass! 965 01:09:35,715 --> 01:09:39,242 But I'm diggin' it. It's great." It's like you converted me. 966 01:09:39,452 --> 01:09:43,388 Now I'm like all the black and Puerto Rican guys I used to give shit to... 967 01:09:43,590 --> 01:09:47,720 'cause they always went for the big booty. I love big asses now. 968 01:09:47,927 --> 01:09:50,794 It's weird how like your taste could change like that. 969 01:09:52,632 --> 01:09:54,793 How about how adorable you are? 970 01:09:55,001 --> 01:09:57,060 Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot believe you just told me I was fat. 971 01:09:57,270 --> 01:09:58,259 I didn't say you were fat! 972 01:09:58,471 --> 01:10:01,463 I said I love you no matter what your body looks like. 973 01:10:03,443 --> 01:10:06,503 Another sacrifice to the beer gods. 974 01:10:10,817 --> 01:10:13,581 Man, Donna's making me insane. 975 01:10:14,821 --> 01:10:18,814 Yep. Well, you're in love with her. 976 01:10:19,025 --> 01:10:22,756 Yeah. Still, she's got some mental problems. 977 01:10:23,263 --> 01:10:25,697 Women just have more emotions than we do. 978 01:10:25,899 --> 01:10:29,198 And they don't think of all the things they're thinking as mental problems. 979 01:10:29,402 --> 01:10:31,336 That's just their daily way of thinking. 980 01:10:31,538 --> 01:10:35,736 And he repeats himself. I think he's borderline schizophrenic. 981 01:10:36,376 --> 01:10:39,641 We argue and I explain to him how he's being ridiculous. 982 01:10:39,846 --> 01:10:40,835 He admits it. 983 01:10:41,047 --> 01:10:43,515 He apologizes for it and then he does it again the very next day! 984 01:10:43,716 --> 01:10:44,705 Well, what're you arguing about? 985 01:10:44,918 --> 01:10:46,215 It just depends on what you're fighting about. 986 01:10:46,419 --> 01:10:49,183 It has nothing to do with what you were fighting about. 987 01:10:49,389 --> 01:10:51,380 She always gives me this psycho-friggin'-logical bullshit... 988 01:10:51,591 --> 01:10:53,149 I ain't in touch with my feelings. 989 01:10:53,459 --> 01:10:56,121 After about an hour of yelling, I just say, "Yeah, whatever. You're right". 990 01:10:56,329 --> 01:10:58,854 And then the next day we have the same argument like a bad rerun! 991 01:10:59,065 --> 01:11:01,761 You're lucky. Joe seems a lot more sensitive. 992 01:11:01,968 --> 01:11:04,198 - He tries. - Yeah, he tries. 993 01:11:04,404 --> 01:11:06,929 Bro, just make it look like you're trying. Don't say nothing. 994 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:10,769 At most just say, "I wish I was more aware like you guys. 995 01:11:10,977 --> 01:11:14,879 - But I'm still learning". - He says that? That is so sweet! 996 01:11:15,682 --> 01:11:18,742 And Stanny can be so great. I mean, he really can. 997 01:11:18,952 --> 01:11:24,288 And that's why it kills me to get rejected like that. 998 01:11:24,490 --> 01:11:27,084 What does she expect me to say? I feel like saying to her... 999 01:11:27,460 --> 01:11:30,452 "All those years shoveling concrete I had a lot of shitty days. 1000 01:11:30,663 --> 01:11:33,359 Would've been really nice to just lay on a couch on a doctor's office... 1001 01:11:33,566 --> 01:11:35,898 and talk about my feelings". It ain't fair! 1002 01:11:36,102 --> 01:11:38,593 I worked so hard to get to this point. 1003 01:11:38,805 --> 01:11:40,932 My therapist is so proud of my progress. 1004 01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,165 But this whole relationship is putting me in a tailspin. 1005 01:11:43,376 --> 01:11:45,606 You're not thinking of breaking up with him, are you? 1006 01:11:45,812 --> 01:11:50,010 No! Well, thinking about it but no, I mean... 1007 01:11:50,216 --> 01:11:52,741 we've come this far and we should try and get through this. 1008 01:11:52,952 --> 01:11:54,943 You ever cry in front of her? 1009 01:11:55,255 --> 01:11:56,745 No. 1010 01:11:57,957 --> 01:12:00,323 You don't cry ever, do you? 1011 01:12:00,660 --> 01:12:02,525 No. 1012 01:12:08,067 --> 01:12:10,331 You ever cry in front of Donna? 1013 01:12:12,405 --> 01:12:14,430 Yeah, I suppose. This once. 1014 01:12:15,341 --> 01:12:16,968 And he cries. 1015 01:12:17,176 --> 01:12:19,337 - Really? - He cries a lot, actually. 1016 01:12:19,545 --> 01:12:21,069 And more and more lately. 1017 01:12:21,781 --> 01:12:23,840 Joe doesn't cry in front of you, huh? 1018 01:12:24,450 --> 01:12:26,611 Well, no. 1019 01:12:26,819 --> 01:12:31,256 Just take it in a notch, Stanny. I know you, man, you don't let shit go. 1020 01:12:31,557 --> 01:12:34,117 - This chick could turn on you. - No. 1021 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,386 You kidding me? This chick is crazy about me. 1022 01:12:38,164 --> 01:12:39,495 You really love her, don't you? 1023 01:12:41,935 --> 01:12:44,665 Joe, I never loved nothing like I love that girl. 1024 01:12:44,871 --> 01:12:50,138 Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type of guy who grows on you. 1025 01:12:50,343 --> 01:12:51,571 He's somebody you fall in love with slowly. 1026 01:12:51,945 --> 01:12:52,934 Love him like a friend. 1027 01:12:53,146 --> 01:12:54,477 You don't say "I love you" to each other? 1028 01:12:54,681 --> 01:12:56,706 - No! You don't say that to friends. - Yes, you do. We do. 1029 01:12:56,916 --> 01:12:59,214 - I mean, you know I love you. - I love you too! 1030 01:12:59,419 --> 01:13:02,445 - But guys don't say that as friends. - You're right. 1031 01:13:02,655 --> 01:13:06,216 - Joe, I fucking love you, man. - I love you too, bro. 1032 01:13:23,776 --> 01:13:25,937 Christi Ann... 1033 01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:29,243 you gotta relax. 1034 01:13:30,216 --> 01:13:33,549 I want you to know something, okay? 1035 01:13:34,420 --> 01:13:37,150 Sex isn't about... 1036 01:13:37,690 --> 01:13:39,885 talking dirty or... 1037 01:13:40,093 --> 01:13:42,926 some silly new position. 1038 01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:46,924 It's about trust. 1039 01:13:48,434 --> 01:13:50,766 Do you trust me? 1040 01:13:55,008 --> 01:13:56,737 It's tender... 1041 01:13:58,111 --> 01:13:59,772 soft. 1042 01:14:01,014 --> 01:14:03,778 I'm gonna kiss you delicately. 1043 01:14:04,217 --> 01:14:08,381 If it makes sense, give it back. 1044 01:15:32,638 --> 01:15:35,937 This is going to be a great show. 1045 01:15:41,047 --> 01:15:42,878 Yeah, it is. 1046 01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:45,238 - You're amazing. Okay. - Thank you. 1047 01:16:46,312 --> 01:16:48,007 This is insane! 1048 01:16:54,053 --> 01:16:55,145 I think you're gonna get backers. 1049 01:16:55,354 --> 01:16:57,879 I've gotten so many cards I can't even keep track! 1050 01:16:58,090 --> 01:16:59,557 That's awesome. 1051 01:17:00,526 --> 01:17:03,461 - Do you know that guy over there? - Mark. 1052 01:17:03,829 --> 01:17:07,424 He's like, "Come to Europe. You know... 1053 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:10,100 the fashion season's just starting". 1054 01:17:10,303 --> 01:17:14,239 Like, he told me I could be making a couple grand a day just doing this. 1055 01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:17,703 - Is he like for real or what? - Well, he owns a modeling agency. 1056 01:17:17,910 --> 01:17:20,674 - He's for real. - It was nice for him to say it and all... 1057 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,745 but I don't know if he meant it, you know? 1058 01:17:22,949 --> 01:17:27,283 Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur. He's an editor from Vogue Magazine. 1059 01:17:27,486 --> 01:17:30,819 Love your show, very elegant. 1060 01:17:48,941 --> 01:17:50,408 Nikki, you don't care about fashion. 1061 01:17:50,610 --> 01:17:51,907 You're just here for the party afterwards. 1062 01:17:52,111 --> 01:17:53,578 How can you blame me? You always seem to have... 1063 01:17:53,779 --> 01:17:55,804 the most entertaining guests. 1064 01:17:56,015 --> 01:17:57,414 I'm sure he's already told you ladies... 1065 01:17:57,617 --> 01:17:59,915 but Nikki sold his first screenplay last year. 1066 01:18:00,119 --> 01:18:01,882 And now he's in production on his next film. 1067 01:18:02,088 --> 01:18:03,112 Congratulations. 1068 01:18:03,322 --> 01:18:04,311 Of course when I sell one of my scripts... 1069 01:18:04,523 --> 01:18:07,856 I'm gonna have to surround myself with a bevy of beautiful men... 1070 01:18:08,060 --> 01:18:11,291 which I'll have to secretly blow because I have a boyfriend. 1071 01:18:11,731 --> 01:18:12,925 You know... 1072 01:18:13,132 --> 01:18:16,624 you always have to talk about cock and fucking and it's really disgusting. 1073 01:18:18,304 --> 01:18:20,067 Excuse us. 1074 01:18:23,643 --> 01:18:27,443 I am trying to host a party here so back the fuck off. 1075 01:18:27,647 --> 01:18:29,410 Okay, can you not embarrass me, please? 1076 01:18:29,615 --> 01:18:30,741 Can not talk like that in front of me? 1077 01:18:30,950 --> 01:18:32,577 Stop smoking that thing in my face. 1078 01:18:32,785 --> 01:18:35,515 I smoke wherever I want. How do you like that? 1079 01:18:35,721 --> 01:18:37,951 You're drunk. You're such an ass. 1080 01:18:52,805 --> 01:18:56,366 - Stanny, you won't believe this shit. - I've figured it out. Relationships... 1081 01:18:56,575 --> 01:18:59,703 it's all about control. If you're in control you don't get hurt. 1082 01:18:59,912 --> 01:19:00,901 'Cause everyone's afraid of getting hurt. 1083 01:19:01,113 --> 01:19:02,808 I gotta tell you what this guy was saying to me. 1084 01:19:03,015 --> 01:19:04,676 You know what? These girls, they just own us. 1085 01:19:04,884 --> 01:19:06,249 It was never about sex. It was about... 1086 01:19:06,452 --> 01:19:08,886 being able to give us shit and we couldn't give shit back. 1087 01:19:09,088 --> 01:19:11,955 I know Donna can be shitty at times but Christi Ann... 1088 01:19:12,158 --> 01:19:13,284 Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it. 1089 01:19:13,492 --> 01:19:16,620 You don't even realize you got a leash around your neck. 1090 01:19:19,231 --> 01:19:21,631 You know what? You ain't always right, Stanny. 1091 01:19:22,168 --> 01:19:25,695 You ain't always right about shit and you're wrong about that girl. 1092 01:19:25,905 --> 01:19:28,897 Yeah, right. You're falling all over these phony who wants to be... 1093 01:19:29,108 --> 01:19:32,339 ...a high-class designer. - Why do always do this? 1094 01:19:32,545 --> 01:19:34,775 Why is that every time I like a girl... 1095 01:19:34,980 --> 01:19:37,278 you say she's no good 'cause of something? 1096 01:19:38,050 --> 01:19:41,417 You say it like she's trying to split you and me up or something. 1097 01:19:41,821 --> 01:19:43,288 You know what? 1098 01:19:43,489 --> 01:19:46,185 - I think it's the other way around. - You really think... 1099 01:19:46,492 --> 01:19:49,188 that that girl considers you her equal? 1100 01:19:49,695 --> 01:19:51,720 Brother, that girl considers herself above you. 1101 01:19:55,768 --> 01:19:58,931 I'm just saving you from a painful fall! 1102 01:19:59,405 --> 01:20:03,136 My girlfriend's got me buying every goddamned thing here. 1103 01:20:03,342 --> 01:20:05,037 That's wonderful! Or maybe not. 1104 01:20:05,244 --> 01:20:06,836 I wouldn't be here if it weren't for her. 1105 01:20:07,046 --> 01:20:09,207 I'm blowing cash on that dress, this skirt... 1106 01:20:09,415 --> 01:20:10,541 Don't even listen to him. 1107 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:13,082 - He can afford it. He's a lawyer. - Lawyer my ass. 1108 01:20:13,285 --> 01:20:17,312 She's got one hand in my pants, one hand in my goddamned wallet. 1109 01:20:17,523 --> 01:20:20,185 - Your illustrious model. - He's not really a model. 1110 01:20:20,393 --> 01:20:23,419 He's actually my personal cabana boy. 1111 01:20:24,897 --> 01:20:26,728 Come with me right now. 1112 01:20:32,371 --> 01:20:35,807 That's exactly what I'm talking about. Great. Okay, talk to you later. 1113 01:20:36,776 --> 01:20:38,175 Don't be showing up at my girlfriend's house. 1114 01:20:38,377 --> 01:20:39,844 You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend now? 1115 01:20:40,045 --> 01:20:41,034 - That's cool. - Yeah. 1116 01:20:41,247 --> 01:20:43,875 So maybe you don't need to be stopping by here anymore. 1117 01:20:44,083 --> 01:20:45,710 Christi Ann invited me. 1118 01:20:45,918 --> 01:20:48,250 You wanna push it? We'll settle this old school. 1119 01:20:48,454 --> 01:20:50,115 What? We're gonna break dance? 1120 01:20:50,790 --> 01:20:53,486 Look, shit. I forgot to tell you about him. 1121 01:20:53,692 --> 01:20:55,455 Tell him about me what? I'm standing right fucking here. 1122 01:20:55,661 --> 01:20:57,185 Don't talk about me like I'm a piece of friggin' wood. 1123 01:20:57,396 --> 01:20:58,385 Easy, fella, you don't gotta... 1124 01:20:58,597 --> 01:21:00,394 "Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking horse to you? 1125 01:21:00,599 --> 01:21:02,999 Do I have fucking hooves? Don't fucking say "easy fella" to me! 1126 01:21:03,202 --> 01:21:04,931 Did you say the word "fuck" enough in that sentence? 1127 01:21:05,137 --> 01:21:07,662 No, let me add a few more. Fuck you. And fuck you too! 1128 01:21:07,873 --> 01:21:09,397 Let's just all cool out. 1129 01:21:09,842 --> 01:21:11,309 - Stanny! - Wanna try to grab me again, fucker? 1130 01:21:11,510 --> 01:21:13,603 - Easy, fella, just... - Quit saying "easy fella" to me! 1131 01:21:13,813 --> 01:21:15,280 - Just chill the fuck out! - Stanny! 1132 01:21:15,648 --> 01:21:18,674 - Don't you lay a hand on me! - I'm not gonna lay a hand on you. 1133 01:21:18,884 --> 01:21:19,873 Didn't even lay a hand on him. 1134 01:21:20,085 --> 01:21:21,143 I knocked him on his ass with my elbow. 1135 01:21:21,353 --> 01:21:24,618 Stanny, get in the goddamned house. And, Damien, you can go! 1136 01:21:26,525 --> 01:21:28,652 - I hope you're proud of yourself. - I hope you're proud of yourself... 1137 01:21:28,861 --> 01:21:31,591 using that stupid fuck to get a reaction out of me. 1138 01:21:31,797 --> 01:21:35,028 Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself. At least you're fooling somebody. 1139 01:21:40,906 --> 01:21:46,503 - Joe, I'm gonna cum... - You motherfuckin' shit! 1140 01:21:56,121 --> 01:21:58,248 Thank you, Joe. 1141 01:21:58,457 --> 01:22:02,325 Was that good? Was that good, Joe? 1142 01:22:04,296 --> 01:22:07,390 Do you want me to get you a towel? 1143 01:22:42,234 --> 01:22:45,533 Just fucking listen to me, alright? You realize what you do to me? 1144 01:22:45,738 --> 01:22:50,072 You insist that I throw you down and treat you like a cheap whore... 1145 01:22:50,276 --> 01:22:51,334 'cause it's the only way you can get off. 1146 01:22:51,544 --> 01:22:54,274 Then in daily life if I show any form of aggression... 1147 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:57,916 or jealousy, you freak the fuck out. Do you know how confusing it is... 1148 01:22:58,117 --> 01:23:00,483 ...to be in a relationship with you? - What we do in the bedroom... 1149 01:23:00,686 --> 01:23:03,154 and what we do in our relationship out in the real world... 1150 01:23:03,355 --> 01:23:04,879 those are two goddamned different things, Stanny. 1151 01:23:05,090 --> 01:23:08,787 So just as long as we do everything the way you want on your terms... 1152 01:23:08,994 --> 01:23:10,393 then we'll be fine. 1153 01:23:10,596 --> 01:23:12,826 Why do you have to be so combative with me? 1154 01:23:13,032 --> 01:23:16,900 I'm not the combative one, okay? This is what you do. It's not funny. 1155 01:23:17,102 --> 01:23:19,627 You pick fights with me and then you yell at me for fighting! 1156 01:23:19,838 --> 01:23:22,534 I'm not the one who's fucking yelling here, okay, buddy? 1157 01:23:22,741 --> 01:23:24,140 You instigate me to do shit. 1158 01:23:24,343 --> 01:23:27,039 Then when I do you get to point out how fucked up I am. 1159 01:23:27,246 --> 01:23:30,909 'Cause you're so pathetically afraid I might realize how fucked up you are. 1160 01:23:31,116 --> 01:23:33,778 Oh, I'm the fucked up one? I'm the fucked up one? 1161 01:23:33,986 --> 01:23:37,786 Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down and call you a whore for you to cum... 1162 01:23:37,990 --> 01:23:39,685 and you say I got self-esteem issues? 1163 01:23:39,892 --> 01:23:42,019 You know what? Fuck this and fuck you... 1164 01:23:42,227 --> 01:23:45,594 because I am not gonna do this with you, fucking asshole! 1165 01:23:45,798 --> 01:23:49,290 - I am through! - Be a fucking rich bitch crybaby. 1166 01:23:49,501 --> 01:23:53,062 It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause I'm done back-peddling just so... 1167 01:23:53,272 --> 01:23:56,673 I don't notice what a goddamned psycho you are. You're a head case. 1168 01:23:56,875 --> 01:23:59,435 I am not the fucked up one. I am not the psycho, okay? 1169 01:23:59,645 --> 01:24:03,775 I'm not the one that's hit people. You should be in goddamned therapy! 1170 01:24:03,983 --> 01:24:05,974 You're the one who's fucked up, just like your goddamned parents. 1171 01:24:06,185 --> 01:24:08,415 - You're just like them! - Well, I don't have the luxury... 1172 01:24:08,621 --> 01:24:13,524 of your rich parents to pay for your goddamned therapist, alright? 1173 01:24:13,726 --> 01:24:16,388 And you know what? All that money you waste on that bullshit... 1174 01:24:16,595 --> 01:24:20,725 I'll solve your problem right now in three words: eat less food! 1175 01:24:29,842 --> 01:24:34,370 You're a fucking asshole, you know what? 1176 01:24:35,614 --> 01:24:37,844 You're a fucking asshole. 1177 01:24:38,317 --> 01:24:41,844 And I loved you. I did. I loved you. 1178 01:24:42,187 --> 01:24:46,283 I don't know why. I don't know why I did! I was stupid! 1179 01:24:46,492 --> 01:24:51,122 I was really dumb! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I did this to us! 1180 01:24:51,330 --> 01:24:55,130 I did it and I'm sorry! You gotta go! 1181 01:25:24,063 --> 01:25:26,896 - Here we go again. - No, it's for real this time, bro. 1182 01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:31,199 - What happened? - I stopped thinking with my dick. 1183 01:25:31,804 --> 01:25:34,238 No, I take that back. I stopped thinking with my wallet. 1184 01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:36,965 You think if I had a job I'd be putting up with that bullshit? 1185 01:25:37,176 --> 01:25:38,643 I just wanted to sleep late. 1186 01:25:38,844 --> 01:25:41,506 I've been working hard my whole life and I wanted a break. 1187 01:25:41,714 --> 01:25:44,979 We got a break. Now what? 1188 01:25:45,317 --> 01:25:49,413 Now what? I'll get myself a job tending bar at night... 1189 01:25:49,722 --> 01:25:51,713 write during the day... 1190 01:25:52,057 --> 01:25:54,184 I'm gonna be a starving artist. 1191 01:25:54,393 --> 01:25:57,294 Look, you don't gotta come with me, alright? Stay here. 1192 01:25:57,496 --> 01:25:59,191 This works for you. Doesn't work for me. 1193 01:25:59,398 --> 01:26:01,093 Stanny, just calm down. 1194 01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:04,531 Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel different about it in the morning. 1195 01:26:04,737 --> 01:26:06,830 I ain't gonna feel any different about it tomorrow, Joe. 1196 01:26:07,039 --> 01:26:09,507 Where the fuck are you gonna go at three a. m? 1197 01:26:21,854 --> 01:26:24,152 Bro, just go back to the party. 1198 01:26:24,823 --> 01:26:27,417 Go have fun, alright? 1199 01:26:27,626 --> 01:26:30,288 Don't worry about me. 1200 01:26:34,399 --> 01:26:37,891 Just try and get some sleep, alright? 1201 01:27:22,981 --> 01:27:24,471 So... 1202 01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:28,951 I think I'm gonna take that guy up on that offer. 1203 01:27:29,154 --> 01:27:30,644 What guy? 1204 01:27:31,390 --> 01:27:33,290 That agent guy. He... 1205 01:27:33,992 --> 01:27:36,187 said he'd get me a plane ticket and that his... 1206 01:27:36,395 --> 01:27:38,420 agency has some sort of a deal with a... 1207 01:27:38,630 --> 01:27:43,226 hotel in... Milan. It's in Europe. 1208 01:27:48,473 --> 01:27:50,566 I leave tomorrow. 1209 01:27:52,144 --> 01:27:57,241 - The fashion season starts soon so... - I know when the season starts. 1210 01:28:00,085 --> 01:28:04,021 It's kinda cool though, right? I mean, never been to Europe. 1211 01:28:04,690 --> 01:28:07,420 Shit, I've never been anywhere. 1212 01:28:11,463 --> 01:28:14,296 How am I ever gonna repay you for this? 1213 01:28:19,671 --> 01:28:22,697 I think it's a great opportunity. 1214 01:28:28,146 --> 01:28:30,171 - Christi Ann. - Hi! 1215 01:28:30,382 --> 01:28:33,044 - Hi. These are my friends. Justin. - Justin. 1216 01:28:33,252 --> 01:28:35,550 - And this is Carlos. - Hi. How you doing? 1217 01:28:35,754 --> 01:28:37,881 - Thanks for the invitation... - Yeah. 1218 01:28:38,457 --> 01:28:43,292 ...for your party. - It was fantastic. The show... 1219 01:29:26,371 --> 01:29:31,536 - So you'll be back in four months? - Yeah, when the season ends. 1220 01:29:33,078 --> 01:29:35,569 Well, good luck. 1221 01:29:37,349 --> 01:29:40,147 You too. 1222 01:29:55,934 --> 01:29:59,426 Well, at least your show was a big hit. 1223 01:30:07,813 --> 01:30:09,940 And to think I didn't want to go to California with you. 1224 01:30:10,148 --> 01:30:14,278 - Wherever we go, we go together. - Yeah. 1225 01:30:14,486 --> 01:30:17,546 This is gonna be a tough act to follow, though. 1226 01:30:18,457 --> 01:30:21,915 But I bet there's all kinds of different countries and shit in Europe. 1227 01:30:23,829 --> 01:30:26,024 Man, my best friend's gonna be a friggin' supermodel. 1228 01:30:26,231 --> 01:30:28,529 We're gonna be balls deep in ass over there. 1229 01:30:30,902 --> 01:30:32,267 Wow... 1230 01:30:32,938 --> 01:30:36,601 ...what a summer. - Tell me about it. 1231 01:30:39,077 --> 01:30:41,170 Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot. 1232 01:30:43,348 --> 01:30:47,478 I'm sorry that it didn't work out with Stanny. 1233 01:30:48,353 --> 01:30:51,345 Yeah. I'm sorry too. 1234 01:30:53,525 --> 01:30:56,187 Guess it's just you and me again, kiddo. 1235 01:31:01,299 --> 01:31:03,130 They sure were funny. 1236 01:31:06,972 --> 01:31:09,065 Yeah. 1237 01:31:09,741 --> 01:31:12,141 You said we'd look back on this and laugh. 1238 01:31:18,050 --> 01:31:19,915 We're crazy, aren't we? 1239 01:31:20,819 --> 01:31:25,620 Yeah. But we're damned great at it. 1240 01:31:37,602 --> 01:31:39,593 My God! 1241 01:31:45,510 --> 01:31:49,947 - You're gonna miss her, ain't you? - You're gonna miss Christi Ann? 1242 01:31:51,917 --> 01:31:53,350 Joe... 1243 01:31:54,553 --> 01:31:56,817 look, I'm starting to like this LA thing... 1244 01:31:57,022 --> 01:31:59,490 like writing movies and... 1245 01:32:00,959 --> 01:32:03,120 I don't know if I'd like Europe all that much. 1246 01:32:04,362 --> 01:32:09,493 - Bro, you gotta come with me. - No. This writing thing, I gotta do it. 1247 01:32:09,701 --> 01:32:12,033 Well, I don't wanna go over there all by myself. 1248 01:32:12,537 --> 01:32:16,234 I don't think you really want to go there in the first place. 1249 01:32:16,608 --> 01:32:19,805 Look, I gotta leave that house, but you don't. 1250 01:32:21,446 --> 01:32:25,940 And what I said about you and Christi Ann last night, I was wrong. 1251 01:32:26,718 --> 01:32:31,712 I mean, thank God girls bitch at us: make you dress better, motivate you. 1252 01:32:33,558 --> 01:32:38,359 I ain't the expert on relationships obviously, but I know this: 1253 01:32:39,197 --> 01:32:40,926 you don't wanna leave your girl. 1254 01:32:44,636 --> 01:32:48,868 - Did you love Donna? - Despite how much I hated her... 1255 01:32:49,407 --> 01:32:51,136 I always will. 1256 01:32:55,347 --> 01:32:56,974 You think I'm in love? 1257 01:32:59,451 --> 01:33:01,919 Do you think you are? 1258 01:33:25,911 --> 01:33:29,813 Me and you ain't breaking up. Go on, get out of here. 1259 01:34:15,894 --> 01:34:19,762 You wouldn't kick me out or nothing if I told you I loved you, would you? 1260 01:34:20,999 --> 01:34:22,728 I love you too. 1261 01:35:22,594 --> 01:35:26,052 So it's kind of a happy ending, for Joe and Christi Ann anyways. 1262 01:35:26,564 --> 01:35:27,997 Don't worry about me and Donna. 1263 01:35:28,199 --> 01:35:30,258 You know real life, it ain't like the movies. 1264 01:35:30,468 --> 01:35:31,867 Life is just a bunch of stories you go through... 1265 01:35:32,070 --> 01:35:33,594 and they all end sooner or later. 1266 01:35:34,439 --> 01:35:37,875 But it's okay. I'm gonna go find my next story. 1267 01:35:38,877 --> 01:35:40,105 Hope you do the same. 1268 01:39:51,596 --> 01:39:54,588 Subtitles by LeapinLar 105952