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A long time ago,

somewhere at the end of the earth

two incredibly mighty magicians

collided in a deathly battle for the beautiful princess.

Fin, you cannot defeat me,

Chernomour, good will always defeats evil,

and I am good.

Bla, bla, bla...

Looks like you need to get some fresh air.

Nina, my love, I'm coming.

No... no Fin, it's a trap!

- Nina! Nina! - Fin!

- Nina... - Surprise!

You've foolishly doubted my powers.

It looks like evil won!

And who, who, who is evil?

I am! I am! I am!

In one brief moment, the power of your love will belong to me.

- Nina... - Fin, my love...

Finally...

Now, what should I turn you into?

A rabbit... a grasshopper?

Oh... into a flower.

I won't leave it like that...

I'll find a way...

I'll put it right...

I'll put it right...

you must be defeated, evil Chernomour!

Oh, a teleportation potion.

Are you trying to escape?

Well, run then, you coward...

and I'll make sure that you...

Dear lord, four bachelors are coming to propose.

...until the end of your pathetic life

Ruslan!

I will never forgive you!

Chernomour, Ruslan... eh?

I will never forgive...

Ruslan, hey!

Ruslan...

Where art thou, my Juliet?

Do come. Come out onto the balcony.

I want to look into thine eyes.

What... uh... Juliet, what balcony? Urgh... are you nuts?

Oh... I mean... uh..., Chernomour, I'll never forgive you!

I will find a way!

Uh... well, what's the point? Everyone has laughed anyway.

No, no, no, no.

We perform until the last viewer is gone.

Wait!

Or... the last listener.

Hey, who said that?

I can't hear you either...

But then again...

maybe that's a good thing.

Lestor, everyone is sick of your fairy tales of sorcerers.

Can't you write something modern? Something about knights?

What you have to do is learn your lines.

Those knights are all you can think of,

but how cool is that?

You're trusting armor, your sword in your hand

and over there in the distance you can see-

yourself cleaning the stage.

A beautiful princess who needs to be rescued,

not yourself cleaning the stage...

how I want to call it quits and become a knight.

Children of knights become knights,

but you're the son of an actor,

so it's not your choice,

it's just the way it is.

Thank you for the reminder.

Wow, they went a mile a minute.

It looks like the marriage proposals did not go very well.

Yeah, and it pulled our entire audience away.

Well, let's try to find something for dinner.

Yes, yes, and in the meantime,

I shall write another chapter of my ultimate genius play.

The Stolen Princess: Ruslan and Ludmila

Mila, such behavior is not acceptable.

But I don't want to get married!

Stop this at once!

Open the door right now!

Problem solved.

- No one will ever-- - Mila!!

enter...

Uh... but how do you ...? I mean, you were just over there.

Aha, a secret passage, I knew it!

Mila, marriage is not something you should be afraid of.

I will make sure your husband will protect you the way I do.

My point exactly. This is what your protection is like.

Don't go here. It's dangerous.

Don't go there. It's dangerous.

Don't go anywhere because everywhere is dangerous.

Stay home, Mila. All your life.

While someone else sails the seven seas,

climbs mountain tops and tames dragons.

- See her. - That will be me soon.

No. I will not permit you to look like this.

Plus, she's wearing too much lipstick and mascara,

Sorry... hahaha.

but it's not about makeup

and what made me think you would ever understand.

You are a princess, Mila.

It is finally time you acted like one.

I know what that means.

That means that a princess should be boring,

predictable and well behaved

and above all, depressed?

The... the... the... what?

You drive me crazy with these big words

Oh... how you are just like your mother.

Oh... mother.

Mother would understand me.

Mila. I won't be here forever

and if I go as unexpectedly as your mother did,

I want to make sure that someone will look after you.

But... I don't want anyone to look after me.

I can do that just fine.

I dream of big things happening for me.

Even if it's a small adventure, it will be better than this.

I want to feel alive in the world and not trapped in this stupid castle.

Mila, you are unbearable.

This is not your choice.

Huh?

You will get married anyway

And if you don't choose a broom by tomorrow...

I will choose one for you.

This is the king's word, and it's final.

She wants adventures... huh... imagine.

Not my choice?

Really?

- Wow! - Here we go.

Thank you, thank you, you shouldn't have.

- Same time tomorrow? - Bye!

Nice haul, eh?

Wait...

What's happened?

I'm sick.

Again?

I'm sorry, bruh.

Ratmir, do not laugh! It's your brother!

And stop picking your nose!

Oh my God, why am I the only one in our family with a brain?

Hey you, sir!

It would be nice of you to apologizes.

It did someone just say something?

Ratmir, did you hear someone speaking?

Yeah, yeah Farlaf, that guy right here.

You fool, don't you know what to play along?

Let's see what we have here.

What did the fool we have found?

How dare you to state claims to me.

His Highness, Knight Farlaf,

and your future king.

I am not a buffoon.

His Highness, Knight Falafel,

Farlaf! I am Farlaf!

Rogday, Ratmir!

You will know it's true power of the noble...

As I was saying...

Now, you will know it...

Rogday!

Give me a second.

Now, you will know...

the power of the noble Sir Farlaf.

Pitch in, and I am still a knight.

And you know I am destined for feats, castles and princesses.

And you are destined for the holy pockets

rags for clothes and the company of this flying ice sword.

Nothing in this world can change it.

- Farlaf, wait!

Una is a titmouse.

And I...

...I am not a buffoon.

Well... this place doesn't look very dangerous.

Hi beauty, I can see you need help.

No, thank you. I am totally fine.

Hey there, girly.

What brings such a beauty to our hood?

Did Mommy and Daddy have ever tell you

these parks are filled with... gangsters?

Right, those are terrible people, you know?

But tonight it's your lucky night.

We can protect you for a minimum fee...

say... for the price of that fine necklace you're wearing

No way! No!

Hey! Ouch! Why are you still standing there?

Go get her!

Miss, uh... are you all right?

Really?

Not again.

Oh..sorry. Do you need help?

Hoo, hoo... easy.

- I was just trying to help - If you still want to help

Please call the guards, or a knight perhaps.

A knight...

- I am a knight. - Are you sure?

Yeah! Sir Ruslan, at your service.

- What has happened to you, my Lady? - Them!

Gotcha!

Get lost, whoops!

This is our booty.

Give me the necklace or you will regret it.

It's my mom's pendant. I'll never take it off.

No, after all. I'm a knight

and I will not let you take advantage of the lady.

Well well...

and... you probably tried to skimp

and bought this-toothpick on sale.

Come on!

I on the other hand and no cheapskate when it comes to...

weapons.

OK...

Plan B, then.

Look there, guards!

Huh? Guards?

Finally!

Are you kidding? That sword wouldn't scare a chicken.

Ha! This is just the newest version.

I'm gonna get you!

Hey!

Oh, and that's just half strength.

We got to go.

But haven't we won?

- We got to run! - Follow me!

- Here! - This way.

Here!

They were just right here,

but then they disappeared.

Huh...

Looks like we've lost them.

Sorry...

That's fine.

Let's go.

We are safe now.

Thank you for rescuing me.

Ah... It was nothing for a skilled knight like myself,

that was child's play.

We are trained for precisely...

And... so, you're not from around here?

And what makes you think that?

Oh... locals know that these parts are full of... uh...

Gangsters?

No, I know that too.

So... where are you from?

It doesn't matter.

I left that place and I don't want to go back.

Aha.

Uh... am I to assume it was a terrible place?

No, it wasn't terrible, just...

...boring.

It's probably hard for you to imagine

how it feels to have your destiny be predetermined at birth

when nothing exciting ever happens to you.

When all you can be is the person other people think you are

- and everything in your life-- - is not your choice.

Exactly!

Is not your choice.

This is why you decided to run away?

I just want to experience real life,

real adventure,

real freedom.

Now I understand how silly it is.

Even here, that weird little man on the wall is laughing at me.

It's not that silly after all.

If you want adventure,

than adventure it is.

Hey, where are you going?

I have an idea.

That is if you're not afraid to trust a stranger.

♪ Deep in the shadows, here you are.

♪ Your reflection you can't see.

♪ Stuck here for days in the dark

♪ Don't know your alive until you bleed

♪ So let it go now

♪ Feel the ground beneath your feet

♪ Your waking up now.

♪ Believe

♪ So shout it out.

♪ Let them know.

♪ That your not done.

♪ Got a long way to go.

♪ So shout it out.

♪ So shout it out.

♪ It's time to live a new story

♪ It's time to turn another page.

♪ So let it go now.

♪ feel to ground beneath your feet.

♪ Your waking up now,

♪ believe....

♪ So shout it out.

♪ Let them know.

♪ That your not done.

♪ Got a long way to go.

♪ So shout it out.

♪ So shout it out.

♪ So shout it out. Shout it out.

♪ Let them know. Let them know!

♪ That your not done. That your not done.

♪ Got a long way to go, got a long way to go

♪ So shout it out, oh

♪ Not gonna run away.

♪ Not gonna run away

♪ You gotta stand up, stand up, fight.

♪ So shout it out

It's always chilly at sunrise,

Ruslan, this sunrise...

Look, how beautiful!

I've never felt so alive in my entire life.

It was truly an honor for me to accompany you.

Ruslan, what's happening?

Ruslan!

Help!

Help!

Ruslan!

Help me!

Hey? What is that?

Oh, the princess! Your Majesty!

Mila, my daughter!

Oh no!

Guards!

No!

Ruslan!

Excuse me! Sorry!

Out of my way!

Help me!

Gotcha!

You pathetic fool!

A mortal can never resist the sorcery of the great Chernomour.

Chernomour?

I will take what I want anyway.

Ruslan, hold on!

Mila, whatever happens, just know that I will find you!

Do you hear me? I will find you, wherever you are.

Do you believe me?

You! Answer me!

What did you do to my daughter?

- To your daughter? - Mila!

What did you do to her?

She is a princess?

I-I didn't do anything.

She was kidnapped by Chernomour.

Chernomour?

Who is he? Where can I find him?

- I-I don't know for sure. - Answer me!

Answer immediately!

In the magic land.

Magic land?

This guy has gone insane.

He has lost his mind.

Yeah but ahead I think it sounds right.

He's lying!

- Yeah, he is lying! - Yes, that's about it.

I know it sounds insane,

- but in the fairy tale... - Shut up.

That's enough! I will show you what happens

when people lie to the king!

Guards!

Throw him in the dungeon!

You don't understand.

We need to hurry.

Mila is in danger.

Shut up, you filthy peasant.

No, please, I'm telling the truth.

Let me go!

- Listen to me. I'm not crazy! - I wanna help Mila...

My lord, so, what do we do?

Good people! Listen to the King's decree.

The one who brings the princess home safe and sound.

Will become her husband.

Excellent!

You are obviously not right in the head tramp

to try and put one over on the king

in front of everybody.

But I did not lie!

You have to believe me!

Oh no! From now on, it's prison rats who will believe you.

Yeah, they're very, very trustful.

You! What do you think you doing?

Oh, pardon me,

but I shall have to cancel my tour with the rats of your prison.

Let's go and see Lestor.

Oh... how dare you!

So, which way should we go from here?

Not sure which way.

Who knows where to find the princess?

Hmm?

Ruslan, where have you been?

Lestor, listen to me.

Where did you learn the fairy tale about Chоrnomor.

What do you mean 'where'?

Right here. It was generated by my rich imagination.

Tell me the truth.

What's your problem anyway?

I am telling you I made it all off.

The problem is that Chernomour really does exist.

And today he kidnapped the princess.

What? You gotta be kidding.

It's like you're not kidding.

All right then!

But you have to promise that you won't tell anyone?

Lestor!

Alright.

I had a bad case of writer's block once.

Well, I just couldn't come up with anything.

You know, was real torture.

Lestor!

Basically, there was this book that I borrowed

And in that book I read...

Did this book say anything about where to find him

or maybe how do you defeat him?

No, nothing like that.

But... there was this hilarious story about a huge toad

who when kissed, turns you into--

Who did you steal the book from?

The... borrowed?

Oh... I get it.

Don't even think about it.

The owner of this book is a scary and dangerous person.

So you better stay away from him.

I am still trying to forget the way to his house.

So you haven't forgotten where he is?

No, I remember completely like it was yesterday.

Aargh...

My tongue is my own worst enemy.

Why do you even care about this princess anyway?

I'll tell you on the way.

Are you with me?

Do I even have a choice?

Yeapp!

...I said she is alive.

I'm been right all along.

This is just impossible.

What is impossible?

These morons have no idea which way to go.

Then why do we need them anyway?

Huh?

- Let's go on our own. - Idiot.

We don't know which way to go either.

Oh... okay, so who knows then?

Maybe our little the fun friend does...

Follow me!

- I've said it a 100 million times...

Where are they going?

Shut up!

They-they know something.

Let's follow them!

- Yeah, after them! - It's like I said.

Hello?

Hello?

Is anybody home?

Well, it looks like nobody is home.

So, we gave it a try, it didn't work...

so we might as well... uh... get outta here.

A mousetrap...

just snatch shut.

I remember you. You're evil .

Looks like payday has finally arrived. Hmm?

We are done for!

Huh... so, this is it?

This is your monster.

Meow.

Not Frightening enough for you?

Please forgive me, my dear... hmm... Mr.Cat?

We just....uh....

Dada da nau?

Is that better?

Yeah, that'll do it.

We need to calm him down somehow.

What do cats like?

Uh... sour cream, catnip?

Birds?

Clearly you're not an option.

Uh.. bring me that map.

Do something!

Please!

- Here! Hang on a minute. - I do not have a minute!

Shouldn't we slow down... please?

It worked!

Okay! Okay!

Enough already! No more

Mr. Cat, can you please hear us out?

Alright. I'll hear you out. Just get that thing out of my face.

I can't take it anymore.

You have one minute.

We wanted to return your book,

and to apologize.

Anything else?

- No, well, you see Chernomour... - Chernomour?

Oh dear. Did he kidnap a girl again?

Well, yes.

- And you want to rescue her? - Exactly.

You gotta be kidding me!

Chernomour has destroyed entire armies and decapitated giants.

And now, you...?

An actor and a troubadour... hahaha, suddenly decide?

So you don't know how to defeat him?

I didn't say that.

Then you do know.

I didn't say that either...

Follow me.

Once every 100 years, during the crimson sunset,

Chernomour kidnaps a princess who has fallen in love

to replenish his magical powers

with the power of her love.

So, is Mila in love too?

All lovers are blind,

but to answer your question,

all signs point to you being the object of her love.

Oh... are you sure?

That's something you'd have to ask her yourself.

All lovers are blind.

Oh, do I have to put an exclamation point after that?

Anyway, Romeo...

you only have two days to rescue your beloved.

Only two days?

But where can I find her?

And how do I stop Chernomour?

Easy troubadour. I don't know.

- But I thought you did. - Nope.

But I know someone who does.

Are you following?

Fin!

But if you want to find him...

you will have to travel to a strange land.

Strange land?

Oh, my goodness, a strange land, not again.

Not just some strange land,

but a very magical one.

I would journey to the end of the earth for Mila.

Brave lad.

But look, I've seen many brave men

ventured to Chornomors land,

but not a single one returned.

Still, If you've already made up your mind,

here you go.

Let's work lazy bones!

Here's another brave fool

who doesn't know when a colleague quits.

What're you looking at!

Here are your new clients.

Oh, I almost forgot.

When you get to the other side,

it will be quite simple. Just go straight ahead

and when you can't go any further,

use this.

Thank you. I wish I could repay you somehow.

Do not mention it.

I for one, think that this is a suicide mission

and also about this.

Don't ever tell anyone about it.

I will be as silent as the grave.

Oh boy. I'm afraid that soon you will literally be as silent as the grave.

Now... do you need a special invitation?

No, no, no. I'm coming.

Magic butt-kick.

It doesn't look too difficult.

Well, I don't know,

all I feel is danger.

Have you noticed how dangerous they are?

What a predatory grit?

Huh?

Let's go.

I'm sure that everything will turn out fine.

Perhaps you'll be able to base your brilliant play on our adventures.

With no fear or remorse.

They never did it right into the jaws of death.

Well, so much for romantic comedy.

Ruslan, is that you?

Hush, hush.

So it's you who kidnapped me?

Why you said coarse language.

The term 'relocated' is much better.

And now you want to marry me?

What? Marry you? Oh, no!

I despise such outdated cliches

can a woman only be kidnapped for the purpose of marrying her.

Well... yeah.

Marriage? No way.

Oh, thank goodness than.

It is, will be - kinda like a marriage,

only better for me.

I will simply remove the power of your own love

and then turn you into a stone statue.

It will look something like that...

Or like that... oh... or maybe that one?

Wait. Did you say, turn me into a stone statue?

Oh.

Did I say that out loud?

Oh, don't be nervous. It won't hurt.

Here, have a cookie.

Here, let me show you what I'll do with your cookie.

Hey, you missed, you hysterical woman.

This is war.

Is this the cap of invisibility?

Now, this is not funny anymore!

Give me back the cap. Do you hear me?

Where are you?

Where are you going?

Always you'll think you can escape from my castle.

Then I will hide until Ruslan comes to rescue me.

Huh... Mortals have never been able to find my castle.

Remember this! Never!

Such uncooled behavior.

Well, I'll make sure that you don't get bored.

Carmellis pastilla,

monster candies.

True-la-la...

You, my sweet mignon...

go find this brat

"Until Rusalan comes to rescue me ..."

Bring it to me at once,

and you, my dear...

...be cruel.

Let's take a look where our guest has gone,

Ah... there you are.

Intruders! Intruders!

What is going on?

Humans arrive through the portal.

Now I know who that might be.

Ruslan.

Lestor.

One brave, one scared.

Oh, Ruslan sounds familiar.

I think I've heard that names...

Oh no! Ruslan?

So he did come to rescue her.

Oh, well, then I must buy flowers for your funeral, Ruslan.

That's some dog house right here.

- It smells like cats in here. - It stinks.

What is that?

- A kitty? - I am a cat!

A talking kitty to boot.

What are you meowing about, fleabag?

Perhaps is the buffoon leaves this place.

So, there must be a secret passageway somewhere.

Alright, furball,

we know a certain troubadour paid you a visit earlier today.

Where is he? Where did he go?

And I've only just finished cleaning up.

Just a second.

Okay...

Let's roll.

Aahh... meow...

some down time.

So, here we are

It looks like there's nowhere to go, right?

It looks like we should have at least picked up some berries.

- I'm starving. - Lestor.

How can you be thinking about food at a time like this?

That is it!

I'm going to go find something to eat

and you can stay here and figure out whether there's nowhere to go

or somewhere to go.

Man, oh man, what have we gotten ourselves into?

It's strange...

We are being attacked!

Oops... sorry.

We have to follow the clown.

So... there is no way to the other side?

Then we'll have to use the gift that the cat gave us.

But how to use it?

Maybe we just...

No.

Maybe it's also magical and we have to ask it.

You know, very politely?

Oh, the greatest and greatest bean pod.

Please be so merciful

and show us the lost travelers

the way to the wise wizard.

All the greatest bean pod!

Yeah, you're right. It's idiotic.

We gotta think of something better.

Hmm...?

Yes, sure... as in that fairy tale about the bean pod.

And now...

well, one, two...

We need water.

Yeah.

Uh!

Where... where did it go?

You little dirty pulled thief!

Grab that hamster!

All right.

Huh?

Now, you'll get it.

Oh really? So, you know how to fly?

And this one...

Okay, calm down.

Enough!

No, that was too rough.

Maybe he's just hungry.

We're not greedy, but we need this pod, not for food.

Somehow it should show us the way to wizard Fin,

but how?

That one, we don't know yet.

What?! You know it?

Don't you run away!

What if we're supposed to give it to the hamster?

Here.

Wow... that is unbelievable!

Hey! Do you think we're supposed to eat this?

- You're just gonna... walk right in there-- - Come on!

...kind of like a blind trust thing?

I'm coming! I'm coming!

Wow!

Where did all that come from?

Bah... who cares? I'm so hungry.

Who are you?

Stop!

No!

Abhorrent candies!

Get off!

Get off!

Get off!

Give it to me!

That’s it!

Now, I'm really mad!

Is that all you can do?

Oops.

Wow... I knew sweets were bad for your health,

but this is ridiculous.

And that's how a princess deal with extra calories.

Here you are, my sweet little brat.

Wait! Stop!

- I do not trust this hamster. - Why?

Why? Did you see that bridge?

What if its hungry relatives are hiding in this cave.

If you're so afraid,

stay here.

Uh...

on the other hand... this hamster looks very sincere.

Wait for me!

This is too little.

However, it will be sufficient to destroy

a couple of miserly human souls.

Let us make us, stone as once there was.

No, no, wait!

What's wrong with him?

Fin, we come in peace.

Away! Go away!

I'm a mighty sorcerer.

I will be with you.

Death! Death to all of you.

Aren't you Fin, the great wizard?

- I've come to... - You want to bewitch me,

but I won't listen to you.

Blah, blah blah.

So what should we do with him?

Uh... can we take him out with a stone?

What? I'm good at throwing stones.

I’ll bewitch you.

Get lost!

I need to think.

Bah... I have an idea.

We will start casting spells now

and if you don't manage to do at first

we will bewitch you.

I'll bewitch you right now.

Death to all of you!

Okay, we're starting to spell now.

Abracadabra...

I will bring death upon you.

Then you'd best do it faster because we've started casting our spell.

How does it go?

Heakers, sneakers,

poriteakers,

kikas reakas,

tekas!

Oh... the Gods!

He has casted...

deadly spell on me.

I...

My strength is leaving me.

Me? My spell?

Oh, heavens.

The hour of our death has come.

Oh, stars... I'll see you for the last time.

Oh, wind... you'll never brush against my skin again.

Oh... mountains...

lovely, brilliant mountains...

...creeks and streams...

and... and... uh....daffodils

fragrant in a bright and --

Lestor!

Has my power been restored?

I killed those poor people.

Hey?

Hey?

Are you... completely dead?

Oh!

Forgive me, stranger.

Aha... don't need to apologize.

Calm down. We won't hurt you, Fin.

The great wizard.

Dear Fin,

we will leave you alone very soon.

The thing is... Chornomor.

Blah, blah!

Chernomour kidnapped the princess,

and and I need to find out where he took her.

Do you understand?

An actor.

Moreover, a second... uh... hortatory actor.

A courageous one, however.

I was courageous too, much more than you.

But Chernomour... Chornomor took it all away from me.

Chornomors power is in his beard.

So if you cut it off...

all his sorcery will disappear?

Possibly.

Very likely, but nobody has ever managed to do that.

So where can I find Chernomour?

His castle stands among the spiky rocks.

You'll not overcome Chernomour with a regular sword.

To do that, you will need a special magic sword.

And I was hoping this would be an easy deal.

But the sword is protected by a mighty hero.

If I only had my courage again.

Tell us how to find this sword.

Walk 300 steps east from the entrance of my cave.

You'll see a shaggy stone, then turn right.

walk one hundred steps straight then turn left walk two hundred elbows straight.

Ho ho, slow down. Trying to draw a map.

Five hundred squirrels tails to the five dozen moose steps till you reach the...

...the shaggy stone.

Wait, the shaggy stone again?

Six hundred steps with a link struct to your region......

Then to the right, then straight to the right again and towards to the hill of the edge of the steep.

And then you will see a gloomy field covered with thick fog.

That is where the sword is hidden.

And hurry up, the crimms and sunset is coming.

So, Lestor did you draw a nice map?

Depends on what you call 'nice'.

This is more 'modern art' than a map.

I can't understand a thing.

Do you understand how to get there?

Wow... you are simply irreplaceable.

So, what are we waiting for?

Hamster!

Ruslan?

Hey... hey you!

People!

Guys?

Hamster, what's happening?

Why are you all running so fast? Especially on an empty stomach.

Holy cannoli!

Do you guys think that's a friendly, "nice to meet you" smile?

or... "I'm going to eat you" smile?

Definitely number two.

It looks like we've lost them.

Run!

It looks like we just found them.

And to who was he screaming?

Hello.

You useless heap of stones!

Aargh!

She almost looks alive.

What happened here?

A battle.

Well, obviously this is no dance party.

What's over there? What do you see?

Pssst...

Is this your legendary hero?

Hello, Mr. Hero! Sir!

We really need your help.

Hey there, Mr. Hero!

Do you have any idea how to wake him up?

Lets light up his beard.

That's not such a good idea.

Everybody's a critic.

All right, you come up with something better than.

What's the matter with him?

Ooh...

All right.

Oh, the great hero.

It smells like a rat.

No, no, no.

My name is Ruslan,

and I am an actor.

Ooh... there's a rat right there.

Tell me quickly why you're here.

But first take your rat away.

Can't you see that I'm allergic?

I was told that you are the keeper of a magic sword.

Yeah. Yeah.

All, right here.

Oh... wow, that was simple.

It'll be yours, if you are able to carry it away.

What is that supposed to mean?

You... ask them.

- But they are dead, aren't they? - No!

Let the show begin.

Now that's a true sword.

You know, it really wasn't that hard after all.

How many times have I heard these words?

I don't wanna die!

These I've heard many times too.

That's right. I know what to do.

Hmm... "I know what to do".

- That's new. - You are my super weapon

Hey, what are you up to?

Don't you come any closer!

Take cover!

Yes, we own them all right,

Next stop, Chornomors castle.

So... you did me get here.

Moreover, you have the sword.

Nay... that's some longing for this hysterical woman!

The Sun is about to set.

We have to make it through these spikes somehow.

Lestor, you and hamster will go to the right and I'll go to the left.

And whoever finds a passage first, should whistle.

Okay, I'm going.

Uhm... but, I don't know how to whistle.

Huh! Looks like hamster knows how to whistle.

You better hope you can't write plays.

Very funny...

Please tell me you can't write plays

Una, go and find Mila.

Let her know that I'm coming to rescue her.

Mila!

Did you manage to escape?

I came to your rescue, just as I promised.

You've come. Why?

What do you mean, why?

To rescue you.

This is me, Ruslan.

Ruslan, the poor clown and buffoon

who lied to me about being a great knight

all to seduce me and sweep me off my feet.

There's no mystery here.

If you marry the princess

you would become the king.

Why would any buffoon pass that up?

Mila, what are you saying? I don't recognize you.

What made you think you know me at all?

Well, it seemed to me that --

Well, you are right.

It seemed to you.

How could you think that I, the daughter of the great king

was really interested in a poor actor like you?

And now you've shown up here to do what...?

To rescue you.

Rescue me?...Ha!

But do I want to be rescued?

Here I have everything that I need.

Everything that you would have never been able to give me.

A magnificent castle, riches, power,

and even love.

- Love? - Yes, love.

Chernomour loves me.

And we will get married today

and tomorrow we will go on a honeymoon trip around the world.

This is what I've dreamed of my entire life.

With the blood colored sunset.

Oh, please! It is just a fairy tale.

Ruslan. Please understand. I don't need you.

I love Chernomour.

And if you have at least a little bit of honor left in you,

you won't stand in the way of my happiness.

- No, I won't. - Good boy.

"The poor clown and buffoon"

"who lied to me about being a great knight".

"I love Chernomour".

Uh... there is nothing here.

Maybe on your side, there's a way.

Huh?

What's wrong with him?

Ruslan, did you find a passage?

Ruslan?

You were right.

Huh... holy cannoli, I knew it!

What am I right about?

Hey! Are you here?

I know that you're here.

You know, I just met your groom.

Ruslan, is it? Such a cutie!

I felt so sorry for him when he found out that Mila...

is not interested in him at all.

Oh... how upset he was!

My, oh, my, I don't even know if he will ever recover from the heartbreak.

You're lying!

That's an insult, beauty.

Look out the window and see for yourself.

There is your hero, thwartly to go home in disgrace.

- No! - Gotcha!

It is too late for flailing about.

Now, let's go. Come with me.

Let's enjoy the sunset

What an idiot I am.

Dancing myself worthy.

I've seen it all with my own eyes.

Leave me alone!

Ruslan, It's not the end of the world.

That, in fact appears to be the case.

Well, descending totally makes sense for my stereotypical play.

I'm ready for it. Bring it on...

- right here. - No!

Hey! Hey! I am here, you ugly bunch of rocks!

Here boy! Come get your stone pie.

That's a nice joke. I write that down.

Get your act together.

This is not the best time to check it out.

Look, you will find someone else!

Someone in your league, of your status.

Whatever happened is no reason to get so upset.

But I am upset!

And this too shall pass.

Now go chop that coward down into pieces!!

How could she be so cruel and so cold?

If you do nothing, the monster is the one who will be cruel.

And us... wait... will be very cold.

I... can not... run anymore.

I can not live without her.

The pendant.

Where did you get it?

No, she wasn't wearing it.

Oh!

Well, deceitful Chernomour... this will be your last act.

This is it. I just can't go on.

Hands off my friends!

I think I know how to get to the castle.

Lestor, it was a lie.

The Mila that I saw was not real.

She was not wearing this.

She said she would never take it off,

so it couldn't have been her who drove me away

and perhaps, she is still waiting for me

or... perhaps even loves me.

Are you glad?

Huh? I'm glad.

I'm very glad.

Can't you see me clapping?

There's no time to be laying around.

Let's go.

We need to rescue Mila. The Sun is about to set.

What did the cat say?

All lovers are blind.

Enough! Damned... I have enough!

Let it all fall away!

I don't care!

All those monsters, frogs and stinking swamp.

...buffoons!

- Buffoons, princesses, - Everything?

Huh?

Uh!

Buffoon! Ha... there you are!

How I missed you!

You old, ugly, viole--!

Shut up.

Watch it.

Soon you'll become quiet and obedient

like a pebble.

There... there....

I will take good care of you

like no dust off of you every once in a while.

What! But... you left!

Ha, I'm not that dumb.

Huh... of course, you aren't.

Calm down!

Mila!

Uh... the magic armor.

Your sorcery does not effect me. Give up, now!

You're right.

It doesn't effect you.

But what about me?

Arcodis, argonis...

you jus dragonas!

Show me... who is amongst to give up, now!

Do you wanna go for a ride? Not a problem.

Did you lose this?

He did it.

That's it.

Yeah! You did it, you won.

Whoa! I will dedicate the greatest poem in the human history to you.

Or a play, or even better, an ode.

And I will start writing it right now.

There is no time for odes yet.

Mila is still in danger.

- Remove the magic shield. - Me?

That process has been set in motion,

and there is no force in the hole world,

capable of stopping it.

Ouch!

I will save her.

Ruslan, you're gonna die.

A life without Mila is worse than death.

This can't be real. This is my only fear.

What a great act.

It's a shame that the actor won't be able to cut out for an uncaught.

Lestor, catch!

- Ruslan! - Mila!

- I... - Ruslan, one more step, I beg you.

I will rescue you!

Nobody rescues anyone anymore..

Ruslan!

Finish the comedy.

As they say in France.

That's it! My dear...

you don't need to mourn this pathetic clown.

He's beneath you. Unlike me,

I am a real knight,

with a family tree and proper manners.

So you will be very happy when we get married.

When we get married...

Plan B.

Oh, here comes my father.

- Vladimir? Where? - Here!

Oh....!

No more Miss 'Next princess'!

Wha ...?

That is so gross!

What do you think you ...?

Heeeeeelp!

Ruslan, my knight.

You're the best man on earth..

There I am!

My power came back to me!

Hey there, champions and winners!

A laurel wreath for everyone!

Why is everyone so sour?

We wanted.... and we--

Uh...

That's not a problem.

By the way, my name is Fin.

After all, we've never been officially introduced.

Ruslan is dead and you don't think it's a problem?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Calm down, young lady.

I only meant that I could fix it all.

- Fix it all? - Well, yeah.

By the way, it should be mentioned that I am a wizard.

And you... you can resurrect Ruslan?

No. I can not resurrect him,

but, I can return what was stolen from him.

That's not a problem at all.

Step back,

in a moment, you will witness real fairy tale great magic

Caledonum, natadonum...

give him back what you have stolen.

No more loss, no more rack...

his light of life he should get back.

He's breathing!

Ruslan, you're alive!

I am so glad that you're alive!

Don't squeeze me.

Up...

Fin, my love.

Nina, my shining star.

- Mila... - Yes?

I need to confess.

I am not quite a real knight.

One could even say...

I'm not a knight at all,

but I really like you and would like...

if you would let me...

then I would if you don't mind.

I don't care who you were.

I know who you are now.

You are the one I love.

And if I asked you to marry me?

What would you say?

Yes.

I will say yes.

I love you.

It's so beautiful, that I need to write it down.

And they lived happily ever after.

It's all good and gettin even better blue skies only sunny weather

it's a perfect day ain't nothin wrong cause everything's alright

It's all good and when we get together why not make it last forever

when you got what matters it's all good and gettin even better

It's All Good - Robbie Nevil ♫

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♪ where you can't even spell the words ♪

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♪ everything you need and ever want ♪

♪ when you've got love... oh ♪

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♪ blue skies only sunny weather ♪

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♪ wrong cause everything's alright ♪

♪ It's all good and when we get together ♪

♪ why not make it last forever ♪

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♪ Don't need fame or recognition ♪

♪ gold records, mansions or fast cars ♪

♪ if the simple things ♪

♪ in life are free ♪

♪ then you know ♪

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why not make it last forever ♪

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♪ Now you're living the high life ♪

♪ everything is so right ♪

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♪ why not make it last forever ♪

♪ when you got what matters ♪

♪ it's all good and gettin even better ♪

♪ It's all good. ♪

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