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Relic Hunter
208 Roman Holiday

(guard:)hail,
caesar.

Alchemist, let
me see it.

Does it have the power?

Great caesar, with this
breastplate, you will be invincible.

No living man can slay
the one who wears it.

How confident are
you of this?

I will stake my
life on it.

And so you shall.

Huh?

Put it on.

You have done
well, alchemist.

There are still a few
adjustments remaining, caesar.

Very well.
Finish them.

And bring the armour
to my home this evening.

What were the last
2 numbers?

17 and 3, I think.

You think?

Well, I'm sorry. It was a
little difficult to understand

With him speaking spanish
and dying at the same time.

And not to mention
the gunfire.

I guess I'll have
to give it a shot.

Sorry.

(nigel:)we're out
of the line of fire.

(nigel:)they've stopped
shooting.

(gun man:)this way.
In here.

(nigel:)they're in
the building.

(gun man:)quickly,
quickly.

(cell phone ringing)

Hello?

Hey,
it's me.

Claudia, this is
not the time.

Look, it's
important.

Claud...

(pounding on door)

Hi syd, it's roger.

Listen, I think I found a guy
who can decode the alchemist text.

That's great, can we talk
about this another time?

No, I... I got to get a
flight out to rome today.

I need to take the
pages with me.

Then have claudia
give them to you.

Thanks.

(roger:)so, you going to take a
little time off before you come back?

It doesn't look
like it.

Here they are.
All greek to me.

Actually, it's most likely
a variation of latin,

But with transpositions
of key letters

Based on a mathematical
formula.

Based on alchemical
principles of transformation.

I love it when
you talk that way.

Caesar's
breastplate.

Amazing.

Do you realize it was supposed to
make any man who wore it invincible?

I thought caesar
was murdered?

Yeah, unfortunately brutus and
his accomplices struck him down

Before the breastplate was
delivered.

Bummer.

Yeah. Do you have something we
could put them in?

Oh, yeah. Yeah,
right here.

Perfect. You're
so great.

Really? What aspect of
me do you like best?

Well, if I had a
little more time

We could discuss
it over dinner,

But I have a 6 pm
flight to rome.

Well, I always carry my
passport. And I love pasta.

You wouldn't happen to have a
canister of oxygen, would you?

I've never seen you
run that fast.

I've never been so
highly motivated.

(gun man:)they came
this way.

There is someone.

Who were you talking
to, anyway?

Roger penrose.

He wanted the caesar text to
take to a cryptographer in rome.

You did remember that
I sent the last two pages

For carbon date
testing, didn't you?

They're still at
the science department.

I completely forgot.

The text will be
useless without it.

I better call him.

Now?

(claudia:)I can get
the pages,

But roger's probably already at
the airport.

I'll have to take them to him
there.

I'm sure he'll appreciate
it. A lot.

Yeah, okay. Go...
Go give it to him.

... This way.

Alright then. Look,
I'll call you later.

(announcer:)flight 296 to rome
is now boarding at gate a-12.

All passengers please...

Ticket, please.

Oh no, no, I'm not
getting on the plane.

I just wanted to know
whether professor penrose

Has already boarded
the flight to rome?

I'm sorry, we're not
allowed to give out

Any information about
passengers.

So you're saying he
is a passenger?

I'm not saying that.

So you're saying he's
not a passenger?

I'm not saying
that either.

Then what are you saying?

I'm not saying anything,
dear.

Next.

There is no next.

Exactly.

(gun man:)stop!

(announcer:)passenger neil
foster to baggage, please.

(stuart:)boarding
pass?

Thank you,
sir.

Boarding pass,
please.

(announcer:)passenger foster to
baggage claim, please.

Excuse me.

What now?

I've got to talk
to that man

Who just went
through security.

I'm sorry, but only
passengers

Are allowed
past that point.

But I've got something to
give to professor penrose.

It goes with what's
in the tube.

Alright, well let's have
a look.

Maybe I'll take
it to him.

No, not to him. He's not
professor penrose.

He's got professor
penrose's tube.

Why? I don't know.
But I'd like to know.

You realize you make
absolutely no sense, dear?

Okay, let me explain.

The man who just went through the
machine is not professor penrose,

But he's got professor
penrose's tube.

Now, professor penrose never
lets anyone else have the tube

Because he knows how
valuable it is.

And anyway, where is
professor penrose

And where is that man going
with professor penrose's tube?

Never mind, I'll just call
sydney. She'll know what to do.

(gun man:)this way.

I know they came this
way, I swear it.

(cell phone ringing)

(gun man:)they are here,
I tell you.

(cell phone ringing)

Are there any seats left
on the flight to rome?

How nice to see
you again.

Just a minute.

No, we're all full.

Actually, there is one seat
available. In first class.

(announcer:)final boarding call
for flight 296 to rome

Now boarding at gate a-12.

(speaking in italian)

(driver:)si.

Por favor?
Yo quiero una...

That's spanish,
it's not italian.

Oh.

Do you speak english?

Yes.

Sorry.

Well, I couldn't help but
overhearing where you were going.

And, well... You know, it's
really close to where I'm going.

Oh, where is that?

The hotel near the...

The pizza del...

Where you're going.

What a coincidence.
Enjoy your time in rome.

Oh, but there's no taxis.
And I'm in a really big hurry.

Well, you shouldn't be
in a hurry in rome, okay?

No. Wait.

I was thinking maybe we
could share a taxi.

You know, you and
me.

Together.

Or is what I hear about
italian men all wrong?

Oh, alright then.
Where's your luggage?

I don't have any.

None at all?

No. I like to shop.

Whenever I travel it's
always first class.

And I always buy everything
new. It's more fun that way.

What's that, then?

My shopping list.

Thanks.

Aúaú )cmaudia:)so what0do you do?

I run my own
business.

Oh, that's
very interesting.

I thought maybe
you were an architect.

Why?

That tube there.

It looks like it
might contain

Blueprints or
something.

But I guess
not.

No.

No.

So what do
you do?

I'm a
secretary.

And on a secretary's
salary, you...

You fly around the
world to go shopping?

My daddy gives me
an allowance.

Oh, wow. He's a
nice daddy, eh?

Yeah.

Well, you
know what?

If you excuse me, I have
to catch 30 winks, okay?

40.

Huh?

40 winks. Well, I suppose
you could say 30

If you weren't going to
sleep for very long, but...

Okay.

Now that the eye of the quetzalcoatl
is back where it belongs,

You know what I'm going
to do this weekend?

What?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And when I'm done doing nothing,

I'm going to do
some more nothing.

Sounds good
to me.

Oh, claudia didn't
pick up the mail.

The door's locked.
The lights are on.

(sydney:)claudia?

Claudia?

I wonder where
she is.

Strange, there are a dozen
messages on the machine.

Maybe she's
sick.

I'll try calling
her at home.

There are ticket's here for that
band she's always talking about.

They were dated
for last night.

No answer at
her house.

It's not like her
not to leave a note.

Where could
she be?

(claudia:)wow, look the
coliseum. All lit up.

I've seen it before.

Oh yeah. I suppose
you would have.

It's a shame half
of it's missing.

(dean wormer:)sydney!
You're back.

(sydney:)dean wormer.

You'll be happy to know
that the eye of quetzalcoatl

Is safely back in the hands
of señor perez of cartagena.

Is something
the matter?

Do you know where
claudia is?

As a matter of fact, no.
Why are you looking for her?

I'm not.
The police are.

The police?

Something to do
with roger penrose.

Yes, claudia was helping him
with a project we were working on.

Well, according to
the police,

Roger penrose's
appointment book

Lists his last meeting with
her here at the university.

He was here yesterday. He
should be in rome by now.

I don't
think so.

The police found his body
this morning at the airport.

He was
murdered.

Where do you want
the cab to take you?

Oh no, no, it's fine. I'm
staying really close to here.

I can just walk.

Thanks for being
so kind.

Wow, it's lovely.
Do you own or rent?

I mean, I... I assume
that you live here.

Americans are very
inquisitive, eh?

Just a quirky,
little habit of mine.

I hope you don't
think it's rude.

Yeah, well, I hope you
enjoy your time in rome.

Thanks. Thanks again
for the ride.

Look, there's a really good
explanation for all this.

Yes?

Jet lag?

No.

(dean wormer:)her father called,
wanting to know what's going on.

Do you know how much money he
donates to this university every year?

I'm really not concerned with
how much money he donates, sir.

I'm concerned with claudia.
What does her father know?

Did the police call him?

No, but he's had a call from his bank
about the credit card he lets her use.

They wanted to know if he'd authorized
a first class ticket to rome.

Did you tell claudia
to go to rome?

No.

Then what's she
doing there?

I have no idea.

Sydney, she's
your employee.

You have a responsibility
to keep an eye on her.

Her father expects
us to.

To keep a better track
of her than he does?

In all due respect, sir, claudia
is a responsible, mature adult.

Well, I mean...

(dean wormer:)look,
I'm sorry.

But her father's a man who's
used to getting his own way.

And he never stops reminding
me about how much he donates.

Underneath all that, he just wants
to know that his daughter is safe.

Now, what can you do?

Rome is a big city. How are
we going to find her claudia?

Well, the last conversation
I had with her,

She was taking the
alchemist text to penrose.

Now penrose is dead. I think
we have to follow that lead.

The text?

Yeah, who would want
the pages so badly?

Who would kill to get
caesar's breastplate?

I think I know
where to start.

Vittorio.

He's a policeman?

No, he's a crook.

Well, he's more of
a rogue.

But he knows everything about
the antiquities black market.

If she's just gone on impulse to top off
her prada collection, I will be very annoyed.

Look, I swear I thought
this was my friend's place.

Really? And do you always climb
over your friend's fences?

Oh, well that... That's just a
little game that we play.

Okay. You look nervous. I'm
going to get you a drink.

Thanks. Just something
diet, please.

There you go.

Thanks.

Mmmm...

Do you have tornados
here in rome?

No.

Oh. Then I must be
really, really drunk.

Nico, how fast can
you get here?

(nigel:)syd',0how much
further is it?

Ah... Bella,

Bella.

Beautiful.

(knocking)

Momento.

Si.

Oh, sydney, ciao. Bella.
What are you doing in rome?

Vittorio, my associate
nigel bailey.

Excusi.
Ciao.

Si, sydney, come with me. I want
to show you what I'm working.

(vittorio:)there it is.

I've been working on it for
quite some time now, sydney.

What's it supposed
to be?

It's supposed to
be herod's sword.

Not your best work,
vittorio.

Well, I'm not finished.

It needs a little aging.
You'll see.

Vittorio, I need your
help. And it's urgent.

So what is the
problem?

Have you heard of a text
written in code by the alchemist

Who created a breastplate for caesar?

Of course. Supposedly it
would make him invincible.

Well, a colleague of mine thought he
had found someone who could decode it.

Now he's been murdered,
and my assistant is missing.

We have reason to
believe she came to rome.

But that's all
we know.

If this breastplate exists,
then the person who finds it

Will be able to sell
it for millions of dollars.

Sydney, if we three find it,
we could... Split the money?

Right now I'm only interested
in finding my assistant.

Now, who would want
this breastplate?

Who would have the
interest and the money?

I know of many, but only one
in rome who could afford it.

Who would
that be?

That would be count
raphael onofre.

His collection of caesarian artifacts
is superior to that of any museums.

And he's also one of the
richest men in europe.

He's chased the legend of the
breastplate before, but with no success.

You know everyone. Can
you get us an introduction?

Sydney, no one sees the count
unless the count wants to see them.

I could try, but it
would... It would take time.

We don't have time.

The only thing I can think of is
the count's monthly ides party.

Ides party?

Yes, today is the
fifteenth.

The fifteenth of every month the count
has a big party with entertainment.

But it's by invitation
only.

You have to get us in.

Si. I might be able to
arrange something.

Tell me, sydney, how good
are you with roman weapons?

Huh?

Friends, romans,
countrymen.

(laughing)

We will have our usual
entertainment tonight,

With a difference.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you calpurnia.

The first woman gladiator.

You could have just tried
making an appointment.

(count:)calpurnia has dared to
challenge our reigning champion.

At least it's not some guy who
knows of your flashy tricks.

(count:)I give you judicus.

All 6 feet 8 inches.

The bigger they are, the
harder they fall, right?

(count:)my friends, as the great
caesar, I wish to keep you entertained.

And as the ancient romans, you
are easily bored.

You've seen these fights before.

But tonight, we introduce a
new element.

Tonight it will be a battle to
the death.

Eh?

Are they authentic?

They appear to be.

But until I can do
the actual translations...

I must take
these with me.

I have all my references in my office.

How long will
it take?

They will be done
by midnight.

Fai, presto.

Si.

Si.

You know, I thought I would
be doing my translations

For professor
penrose.

I hope he will not
be angry with me.

He's not going
to mind, okay?

Si.

Okay.

Go.

(cheering)

(nigel:)syd'.

(count:)thumbs up or thumbs
down, my friends?

(guests:)down. Down. Down.

Although the audience is
cruel, I believe that you,

Like the great caesar,
are merciful.

I would spare my most worthy
opponent in your honour, count onofre.

Very well spoken, my dear. Very
well,

In my honour, forgive him.

(guests voicing disagreement)

Don't go away. I want
to speak to you later.

I get it. We're
playing a game.

Let's see what's behind door number two.

Okay, I give up.
You win.

I'm not very good
at this game.

I trust you have some good news for me.

The best.

The translations, they're
going to be done by midnight.

And I'm confident I'm going to be able to
deliver the breastplate to you very soon.

I have dreamed of
it all my life.

Your reward will be
beyond imagination.

The cryptographer,
can we trust him?

Nico? He's not a problem.
He's a frightened little man.

Sydney, I think some kind
of orgy's getting started.

Sh.

(count:)there was no other
impedance?

There is a woman. But she's not
going to be a problem much longer.

They just mentioned a woman. I
think they're talking about claudia.

You wanted to
see me?

Call me as soon as
you hear anything.

You were spectacular,
calpurnia.

It was an honour to fight
for you, count onofre.

Who are you really? Where did
you learn to fight like that?

I prefer to maintain an
air of mystery.

I believe men find that
more intriguing, no?

Bravo. You're right. Maybe you
and I could get together later.

Nothing would give me
greater pleasure.

But I'm afraid I'm quite
exhausted.

I prefer to return
when I am more energetic.

(knocking)

Ah, sydney,
success?

I appreciate you getting
us into the party, but...

But what? I knew it, I knew
you were better than leo brazzi.

Who?

What's he calling himself
this week, judicus?

Count onofre's
personal trainer.

Vittorio, there was a man at the party.
We think he may know where claudia is.

Unfortunately, we couldn't follow
him. But he did mention a name. Nico.

There are many nicos
in rome, my friend.

This one's a cryptographer. He's
deciphering the alchemist text.

Ah, that would be nico
donati. He is the best.

Then you know where
to find him?

Not really.

You do, don't you?

Look, sydney, I still have
to do business in this town.

I will stop at nothing to get
claudia back, do you understand me?

Si. Let me make a
call, okay? Please.

So, you did it?

A few difficult
phrases, but...

Okay. And caesar's breastplate
is buried at the catacombs?

According to the text.

This page is like a map.

Uh huh.

It tells you exactly
where to turn left,

Where to turn right to
get to the secret tomb.

You are pleased?

Oh, I am pleased.
I am pleased.

Grazi.

But this is only half.

Yeah, you're going to get the second
half when I find the breastplate.

But we had an agreement.

Hey, you remember what
happened to your...

Your cousin bernini
last month?

I will wait for
your call.

You do that.

Hey, wake up there,
sleeping beauty. Hey.

Is it time to
go to school?

No. Well, yeah, sure. Okay, kind of.

It's time for you
to learn a lesson.

What hap...

Sh. Okay? I'm going to
take you on a little trip.

Where are
we going?

We're going to go. Go to
a historic part of rome.

Sounds
romantic.

Yeah.

Will I like
it?

Oh, I hope so. You're going
to be there a long time.

Syd'? Don't you think we
ought to talk about... It?

Talk about
what?

About what happened.

What happened?

Well, you know...

Lips touching.

Our bodies pressing
together.

There was no pressing
involved.

Were you pressing,
nigel?

No. No,
not at all.

No, no. No pressing.
Absolutely not.

I mean, I... I would never
even presume to press.

(nigel:)sorry I
brought it up.

You really think people will
believe that that's herod's sword?

People will believe what
they want to believe.

But I guarantee you I will have buyers
bidding against one another for this piece.

(knocking)

One second.

Ah, nico,
ciao.

Thank you very much for
coming at such a later hour.

No problem. You mentioned
an emergency job? Extra pay?

Si.

What's this
about?

We're looking for a young
woman. Her name's claudia.

I don't know
any claudia.

If you don't have a
job for me, I must go.

Goodnight,
vittorio.

Arrivederci,
america.

Let's start with who hired you to translate
the text of caesar's alchemist, huh.

Alchemist? That's just an old
legend. I'm sure there's nothing...

My friend claudia
is in danger.

I don't have time to play games
with you, you understand me?

I understand. But I don't
know what you're talking about.

Alchemists? Texts?
Claudia? I know nothing.

He doesn't
understand.

What are
you doing?

Nigel, help.

Yeah.

What is that?

A kiln. I lost
something in there.

I was hoping you'd
help me find it.

What do you want
me to find?

Your memory.

Stop. Let me go.

I remember.

I did the translations for
a man named gianni piacci.

Did you have the
last two pages?

Yes, he gave me
the full text.

Then gianni
has claudia.

Was there an american
woman there?

No.

Honest, I didn't see
anybody. I swear it.

Where do we find
this gianni?

I think you will find him
at the catacombs.

The catacombs?
Why?

Because that's where the
breastplate of caesar is hidden.

(gianni:)around this corridor, to
the right way towards lower archway.

Come on.

(claudia:)no,
no. I...

I don't want
to be here.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I ever even
got in that cab with you.

Let's go. Come on.
Keep walking.

Look, my dad has
a lot of money.

I don't care
about that.

Well, I could call
him. He could...

He could send you some
money if you let me go.

No, come on now.
Come on.

I think I twisted
my ankle.

Get up.

I can't. I need help.

(nigel:)never told her how
much I really like her.

We were always sparring,
but deep down...

We'll find her.
She'll be fine.

I know. I still wish
I'd said something.

Yeah, and you'll have your
chance when we find her.

(sydney:)burial chambers
of roman soldiers.

Perhaps to guard the spirit
of an emperor buried nearby.

(gianni:)goodnight, my little
american secretary.

(screaming)

Get me out...

That's claudia.

Somebody help me.
Anybody. Please.

She's close
by.

(syd:)it sounded like it's
coming from down here.

(claudia:)is anybody out there?
Somebody help me.

(claudia:)somebody please help
me.

Gianni piacci.

Is he wearing what
I think he's wearing?

Where's claudia?

Stay away from the
breastplate, nigel.

But that's a
legend.

The prophecy says that
no living man

Can hurt the one who
wears the breastplate.

I guess that means
women too.

(nigel:)no living man can kill the
one who has the breastplate of caesar.

But a dead
man could.

(claudia:)help me.
Somebody, please.

(together:)claudia.

Please help
me.

It's coming
from here.

Get me out
of here.

(nigel:)we're here, claudia.
We'll get you out. Hold on.

This must be a lock.

Watch your head.

Well, caesar's breastplate will be the
centerpiece of the museum's collection.

And heavily guarded. They
offered us a million lira reward.

Wow.

Well, I told them to give
it to a good cause.

But we could have been
millionaires.

Claudia, a million lira
is worth about $500.

Oh.

Nigel. Don't you think this is
a good time to say to claudia

What you've always
been meaning to say?

Me?

Well, I mean,
I don't know.

I mean, well...
You know?

Nigel likes you very much.
And cares for you a great deal.

Ew. You don't have a
crush on me, do you?

Certainly not.

No, I just mean I'm
very fond of you

In a...

Brotherly sort of way,
you know.

Nigel, that's great.

It is?

Yeah, because it means
you can help me.

That's what friends
are for, right?

Help you what?

Well, you can counter sign
my credit card application.

My dad took my old
one away.

I... Oh, I just remembered
an important appointment.

(dean wormer:)welcome back, claudia. I've
just been on the phone with your father.

He's a very relieved man.

Unfortunately, not
relieved enough

To give me my credit
card back.

And professor fox, you might
just be hopping a plane to rome.

Really, why?

(dean wormer:)the university museum has
just been offered an incredible find.

I want you to go there
and authenticate it.

What is it?

Herod's sword.

Subtitle by: Kiasuseven