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Come on, already. Do something.
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What the hell is this?
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What happened? Did I miss it?
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Miss what?
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Oh, the illegal cage match
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that you orchestrated
between two mortal enemies?
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Relax. Nothing happened anyway.
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It's not about outcome, Ginger.
It's about cheating.
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Yeah? Well, then you should have
thought of that
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before all you guys got together
to unload the two biggest duds on me.
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You have two seconds to let them out
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before I have you banned
from Fantasy Inmate for life.
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Shame there's no points
for unlikely animal friendships,
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'cause I'm pretty sure the old bird
and the old bat kissed and made up.
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I am going to kill that bitch.
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My sister thought we made a truce.
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Dumb cunt.
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I'm gonna take out Barb
and her whole block.
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I would have done it right there,
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but that guard was all over us
the whole time.
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Never looked away once,
like some perv at a peep show.
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You know,
I think it's better this way, anyways.
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Play it cool, take our time,
plan it right.
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When Barb's least expecting it, we pounce.
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Like a middle-aged mogul
on a college intern.
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So we're gonna take out our dicks
and jerk off on 'em?
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This is not a joke, Badison.
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This... is...
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War.
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Mmm, I like this piece
of dark chocolate.
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Definitely a yes.
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So, how many COs do you need
for this little video of yours anyway?
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This little video is a key part
of our corporate rebranding.
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Oh, I'll want to shoot
some of our inmates too.
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Sorry, we don't do that anymore.
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Cute. I'll, of course,
want to audition them first,
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in case they come off as serial killers.
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Actually, you want the serial killers.
Sociopaths tend to be really good actors.
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Just give me some of your better inmates
in an assortment of colors.
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One Benetton ad coming up.
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I used to love their sweaters
in high school.
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Speaking of fashion,
the COs will be wearing these.
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Seriously, this is how
you plan to fix MCC's PR crisis?
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With branded dickhead caps?
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MCC does not exist anymore.
We are PolyCon now.
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So, you shoot a video, slap on a new name
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and no one remembers
your shoddy workforce started a riot?
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It's so much more than that.
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I've been working
on our vertical integration for months.
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And thanks to PolyCon's
new PQ tracking software,
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I've already increased
our profit margins by 12%.
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Prisoner quotient score.
Read your emails, Natalie.
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You were supposed to input PQs
for all of your inmates weeks ago.
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It's a work in progress,
minding my p's and q's.
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Well, it better be.
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Because we're making big changes
around here.
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I need your entire prison population
ranked and on my desk in 36 hours.
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How'd I think
I could get into business school
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when all of my accomplishments
are full-on felonies?
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What? I'm being ridiculous, I know.
I'm being ridiculous.
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-Piper.
-What? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
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What's going on with you?
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Nothing. Would you believe me
if I said that?
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No, I would not.
Explain your weirdness.
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Badison's trying to steal my date.
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At first, I thought
that she was all talk, but...
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this happened.
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-Is that...
-Heroin? Yes.
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Okay, that's heroin
and that is your hiding spot?
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I'm going to fucking kill her.
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No. See? This is why
I didn't want to tell you.
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Because I knew you'd wanna help.
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-Piper...
-I can handle this.
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It's under control.
I have a plan.
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Better than your current plan of hiding
a baggie of heroin under your leg?
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I'm going to go to a friendly CO.
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I'm gonna explain the situation,
turn over the drugs
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and ask for them to put me in Ad Seg
for my own protection.
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Or you can flush the fucking baggie
and be rid of it.
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Oh, Badison's a textbook bully.
That's how she stays in power.
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Well, it's definitely not
her winning personality.
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This baggie is the only proof I have
of what Badison is doing to me.
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And I think she took my toothbrush
and shoved it up her ass.
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Piper, I love you,
but you're really bad at plans.
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You're gonna show this to some magical CO
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and he'll believe you?
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You're in the wrong cell, Vause.
That's a shot for each of you.
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Oh, look, Piper,
another friendly CO doing his job.
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-Is it done?
-What?
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What else? Frieda.
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Nah, it didn't work out.
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We can't waste time worrying about her
right now. We got bigger fish to fry.
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Frieda's not a fish.
She's our white whale.
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She could stand to lose a few,
but I wouldn't go that far.
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You are the poster child
for American ignorance.
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And you're an old cunt
who needs to piss off.
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Carol, please, we have to talk.
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Preferably someplace not in earshot
of Whitey Bulger's love child.
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Dang it, woman,
you got borscht on the brain?
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Frieda's yesterday's news.
We're planning a war here.
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Barb, welcome back.
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Sit down, Nicky. Sit down.
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We got something important to tell you.
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Important either means
you're gay, getting divorced,
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or the dog is dead.
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Unless this one's coming out as straight.
I'd recommend a new haircut.
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We are going to war with C-Block.
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Oh. Uh, that seems awfully extreme.
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Anyone think of trying diplomacy?
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There have been too many fuckups lately.
Too many.
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We've let ourselves get sloppy and weak.
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Those Cunt-Blocks need to know who's boss.
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And you three gals
are my troop leaders on the front lines.
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Sure hope nobody's got flat feet.
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I have high arches
and the reflexes of a feral cat.
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That's terrifying.
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Can we just focus up here, ladies?
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I need you three to go out there
and recruit me some more soldiers.
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Stronger and meaner they are, the better.
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Some people think
that brains are more important than brawn.
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Not after they get their heads staved in
with a shovel.
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Then they aren't saying shit.
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Whatever we can use in a fight,
we want it.
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And please, don't skip over the new girls.
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We gotta give those cookies
a chance to earn their stripes.
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Ain't that right, Nicky?
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There you are.
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Uh... my shift doesn't start
for another ten minutes.
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Follow me. We need to talk.
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We've got a problem,
or more accurately, you do.
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Whatever's in there isn't mine.
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Is now. They're inmate files
and there are six more boxes of them.
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Apparently PolyCon wants them entered
into this new computer system,
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so they can generate some kind of
master list with everyone's rank on it.
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Kind of like high school, except no one
goes to Dartmouth when it's done.
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How am I supposed to rank them?
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You're just the data entry monkey.
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The algorithm does the work.
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Calculating good behavior,
severity of crime,
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whether an inmate picks her nose or not.
All relevant bullshit.
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That's great! I'll send some
guys down to grab the rest of the boxes.
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Shit, if knew you'd be so excited
about data entry,
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I would've had you do my Christmas cards.
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I said, amen. D-Block kickball's here.
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There must be some Jesus
in the atmosphere.
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- Yo!
- I said, amen.
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-Listen! Can you give it a rest? Please!
-D-Block kickball's here...
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I can't concentrate with the yelling.
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Maybe if you'd let the Lord
back into your heart,
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you'd have an easier time focusing.
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Maybe if you shut the fuck up
I won't cut your ass off the team.
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Let's just say a silent prayer
for our sister, Maria.
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Yeah, go for it, I'm sure Jesus
is real invested in our kickball.
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Like he ain't got nothing else to do.
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Oh, Christ! Fuck!
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All right, inmates.
That's it, practice is done for today.
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We just got here.
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Can't you get another ball?
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You heard me.
Everyone back to your blocks.
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- That's not fair.
- It's our time to be outside.
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Settle down. Everyone settle down.
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Everyone settle down!
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This is our time to be exercising outside.
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Everyone on the ground now!
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That's some bullshit.
We didn't do nothing.
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Shut the fuck up!
All of you, shut your fucking mouths!
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Hey, hey. Shit, McCullough.
Somebody needs to take a chillaxative.
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We should talk later. Maybe I can
help you with some of that excess energy.
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Let's go, inmates!
Back to your cages. Now!
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What's that, inmate?
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For those of you who are interested,
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tryouts for the corporate video
are starting now in the multipurpose room.
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Sorry. I'm not cutting...
I'm not gonna go in.
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Hey, hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
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Relax, Chapman, I'm sure you're gonna make
the cut. They're short on white girls.
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Great job, Arwin.
Thank you! You too!
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It's not about the video.
It's Badison.
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She keeps doing things to me
to try to give me extra time.
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I know the only reason I can come to you
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is because people like me
get a pass from authorities,
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which is on the one hand horrifying,
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but on the other...
maybe will work in my favor.
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At least I hope it does because...
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I need you to transfer me
to Ad Seg so Badison can't steal my date.
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If I were you, I'd stop living in fear
and start running towards the problem.
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Spend more time with Badison.
Really get to know her.
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Maybe she's not as bad as you think.
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It's like Dr. Phil says,
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"Enemies are friends
you just haven't hugged yet."
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What do you think you're doing?
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My pedicure place was all booked, so...
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I'm talking about
you stealing Piper's date.
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You think I want
that bitch in here longer?
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You know she makes chewing sounds
in her sleep?
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I guess you do know that.
Maybe you like that.
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Oh, shut up, Badison.
I'm not fucking around.
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Chapman must have a USDA prime-cut puss
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at the rate you're willing
to step in front of bullets for her.
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Look at you...
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trying to My Fair Lady yourself for her
with higher education.
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It beats a lifetime career
as a second-rate thug.
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"Second-rate"?
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Tell that to the girls I got
sitting in the SHU right now.
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Or the two I got transferred
to that piss-hole down in Kentucky.
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And last year, there was this chick--
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I don't care about your résumé.
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I am asking you, as a human being,
to leave Piper alone.
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Problem is, your girlfriend mouthed off
to me in front of my crew.
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And if I let her get away with it,
the whole system starts to fall apart.
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Like District 12 in Hunger Games.
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I get it.
You have to reestablish dominance.
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Maybe there's some other lesson you can
glean from a Jennifer Lawrence film
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that doesn't involve
Piper getting extra time.
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Yeah, I could. Yeah, but...
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I... don't... like her.
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However, I might be willing to call off
Piper's very unfortunate incident report
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if you agree to start working for me.
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That's never gonna happen.
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What's the matter? You don't wanna
work for the big boss?
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Oh, please. Carol's the big boss.
You're a fucking child.
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Well, I guess you two
will have a few more years
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to lez it up together in Château Max.
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Which, in a way,
is like I'm doing you a favor.
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If I learned anything
from Katniss and Peeta,
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that long-distance
relationship shit sucks.
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Watch another movie, Badison.
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PolyCon doesn't care about people.
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Sorry, my bad. Give me a sec.
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PolyCon doesn't just care about people.
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People are their bottom line.
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"Bottom."
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With a world-class staff
and over 100 educational programs...
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I'm sorry, are they calling
the book cart I push around
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100 educational programs?
'Cause I haven't seen shit.
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Before serving time,
I thought I didn't have a future.
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00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,168
Now I know when I get out...
237
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:48,007
Oh. Who am I kidding? I know
I have no future. I barely have a present.
238
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,677
Now I know when I get out,
I'm staying out.
239
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,722
"PolyCon is reducing...
240
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,849
reshitavision"?
241
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,434
Recidivism.
242
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,062
Reshitavism.
243
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,147
If you want crappy things
to stop happening to you,
244
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,734
then you have to stop accepting crap
and do something more!
245
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,945
Can you stay on script, please?
246
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,323
That was Grey's Anatomy.
Cristina Yang says it to Meredith.
247
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,201
Well, can you stay on my script?
248
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,455
Thanks, PolyCon!
249
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,541
Thanks, PolyCon.
250
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,252
Uh, you wanna try smiling
when you do that?
251
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,836
Nope.
252
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,464
I don't need to see anybody else.
You got the part.
253
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,591
-For real?
-No.
254
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,343
Get out of here and stop wasting our time.
255
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,430
I need a coffee. Or four.
256
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,143
God, I'm ready
to eeny-meeny-miny-moe this shit
257
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,938
whenever you are, so...
258
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,694
Jesus, I ain't ever seen nobody
spend so much time in their room
259
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,154
since my brother got pubes.
260
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,118
You better stay out there
or the guards'll be up our asses.
261
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,453
The COs leave me and my friends alone.
262
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,415
You see?
263
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,917
You in the right block now.
264
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,714
But just so you know,
there's a war that's about to go down.
265
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,635
I thought you might want in,
'cause you got all that beef with C-Block.
266
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:15,761
What are you talking about?
267
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,015
D-Block versus C. Kickball.
268
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,059
Barb's got everyone gearing up.
269
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,729
Those pills must be really messing
with your head
270
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,024
if you think that I want to fight
in a fucking gang war.
271
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:32,194
Calm down. Calm down.
I'll just tell her to leave you out.
272
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,156
No. Tell her to stop. Tell somebody.
273
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,826
Daya... people could get killed out there.
274
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,954
That's kind of the point.
275
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,206
So now you're this big gangbanger, huh?
276
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,626
No, only when I need to be.
277
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,045
How did that work out for you
last time, Scarface?
278
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,006
Things are different for me in here.
279
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,468
You think I don't see you
chasing after that Daddy chick
280
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,887
like a lost little puppy dog?
281
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:03,434
You need to wake up, Daya, okay?
Before you get hurt.
282
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:08,731
Mmm-hmm. Yo, you wanna sit this one out?
That's on you.
283
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,902
But if you tell anybody about this,
I won't be able to protect you.
284
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,659
This isn't camp, mami.
In here, I take care of you.
285
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,126
Uh, Sylvia... Good morning. Hey, wait up.
286
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,254
Mr. Caputo.
If we'd known you'd be in town,
287
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,048
we wouldn't have
prerecorded your testimony.
288
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:37,802
I'm sorry. I thought I was moving,
but it didn't work out.
289
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,721
I'm not sure the live show
would've gone any better.
290
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,181
You did what you could.
291
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,934
So, um, how is it looking for her?
292
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,812
Based on the information you gave us,
293
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,897
we were able to hire
another medical examiner
294
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,317
and her report contradicts
the prosecutor's. That's promising.
295
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,735
What does that mean for Taystee?
296
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,823
Hard to say. Jurors usually glaze over
when presented with medical reports.
297
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,367
But if you had to give me the odds?
298
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,703
It doesn't work like that.
299
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,247
For Christ's sake,
I'm asking for a ballpark here.
300
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,082
The kid's life is on the line.
301
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,837
I'm very sorry.
I'm a little emotional. Uh...
302
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,551
-Honestly, I'd say 50-50.
-Shit.
303
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,971
No, that's good. Coin-toss odds are good.
304
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,515
But there's a lot
riding on her testimony tomorrow.
305
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,727
If Taystee can make the jurors
feel compassion for her,
306
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,855
then we may have a shot
at winning this thing.
307
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:32,773
If she doesn't?
308
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,860
Let's hope she does.
Do you mind?
309
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,862
Please. Sorry.
310
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,619
Fuck those bitches for making McCullough
lose her shit like that.
311
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,580
What they did to you in the riot
was bad enough.
312
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,124
You can't let 'em fuck up
the rest of your life too.
313
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,500
What happened?
314
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,628
McCullough freaked out on the yard.
Riot PTSD.
315
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:58,382
Far as I'm concerned,
all those twats should get the chair.
316
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,217
New York does not have the death penalty.
317
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,927
Yeah, but this is federal.
318
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,639
-Still extremely rare.
-That's a real goddamn shame, then.
319
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,142
Especially 'cause the one who
organized the thing, Jefferson,
320
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,852
her trial started.
321
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,771
Any word how it's going?
322
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,192
Yeah, that one's a friend of yours.
323
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,444
Was. Back in the day.
324
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,529
They want
to give Jefferson a fair trial,
325
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,991
they should stand her up there naked,
shove a baton up her ass,
326
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,535
and then lock her in a tiny room
that smells like shit.
327
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,245
I think we already do that last part, bro.
328
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:31,248
Whatever. The baton should go up her ass.
329
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,794
Shit, Dixon. Ever hear of the high road?
330
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:38,047
Just paying 'em back for what they did
to us. Fuck the high road.
331
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,509
Whose side are you on, anyways?
Ours or your little BFF?
332
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,345
Yeah, I told you,
Jefferson and I aren't friends anymore.
333
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,096
But she's still a person.
334
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,640
No, she ain't.
335
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,602
And the second you start seeing
those animals like that, you're fucked.
336
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:52,520
True.
337
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,774
But there are some good ones
here and there.
338
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,443
Well, this Jefferson bitch
sure as fuck ain't one of 'em.
339
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:00,820
Her ass is gonna fry.
340
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,947
And me and you will have front row seats.
341
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,825
I swear, Dixon, we're gonna be so close,
342
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:09,203
we'll be able to smell
her back fat sizzle like bacon.
343
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,556
Hello? Is someone in here?
344
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,523
Wheatly,
if that's you smoking again,
345
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,275
you know you owe me ten bucks.
346
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,324
-What the fuck?
-Shit.
347
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:49,451
My, God! Fuck!
348
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:53,163
Sorry. I thought you were someone else.
349
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,457
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
350
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,421
Heard they shook you out there.
351
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:04,258
No. That was on me, not them.
352
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,554
Doesn't seem like
you forgive and forget so easy.
353
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,686
Forget?
354
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,776
I wake up in sweat puddles
from nightmares every night.
355
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,240
I jump if I hear a loud noise.
356
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,833
And I will never fucking forgive them.
357
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,294
I mean, shit,
if I'd had a gun on me in that yard,
358
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:43,172
I would have mowed them down
without thinking twice about it.
359
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:48,427
But those girls were just excited
about playing kickball.
360
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,389
They are horrible people who have hurt me,
361
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:56,143
and they're regular people
who just want to play a game.
362
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,730
Or get through the day. Or feel human.
363
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,568
And I just get so messed up
when I can only see the horrible,
364
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,237
which is pretty much all the time.
365
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:13,535
But I don't know how to exist in the world
with so much hate inside me.
366
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,127
Thanks.
367
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:41,897
Hey.
368
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,275
Brought you some snacks
from the vending machine.
369
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,238
Wasn't sure if you liked sweet or salty,
so I got you one of each.
370
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,782
I ain't hungry.
371
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,370
I heard they hired a new medical examiner.
372
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,790
That should be good for your case, right?
373
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,376
I guess.
374
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,341
Taystee, I know
what you're going through is rough.
375
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,553
But even if you're not feelin' it,
you gotta turn it on now.
376
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,682
Hey, you gotta let them meet
377
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,519
the smart, funny, caring,
full-of-life Taystee.
378
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,689
The Taystee who deserves to be free.
379
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:29,361
The Taystee that makes up
spontaneous rap songs about badminton.
380
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,197
It was croquet because
it rhymes with Kanye.
381
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,324
See that? That's what I'm talking about.
382
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:39,663
How am I supposed to
get a bunch of strangers
383
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:43,417
to care about me
when my own friend don't give a damn?
384
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,838
Don't nobody give a damn about me.
385
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,466
Jesus.
386
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,386
I quit my job over you.
387
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:59,183
All those people
in the gallery every day...
388
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,603
they care what happens to you too.
389
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,357
I bet you even Cindy does.
390
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:12,321
Who knows what went on
behind the scenes with her?
391
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,285
You think this is what Poussey
would have wanted?
392
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,915
That's right. I said her name.
393
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,709
I should have said her name.
394
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:30,047
Taystee, you still got a chance.
395
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:35,385
What you say on that stand tomorrow
matters a lot.
396
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:39,431
So you gotta get in there and
you gotta fight like hell for yourself,
397
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,975
just like you did during the riot.
398
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,104
Who knows?
399
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,903
Maybe that jury will surprise you.
400
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:59,117
But they're not gonna get the chance
if you've already given up.
401
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,332
Tell me you haven't given up.
402
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,924
- What the fuck?
- Time's up.
403
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,597
Yo, Hell-man...
404
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,476
wanna earn a quick three-hundy?
405
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,729
I can only fit eight grams in one burrito.
406
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,481
If I start bringing in two burritos,
407
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,650
it'll look suspicious
on account of I'm not a fat-ass.
408
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:36,071
This ain't about drugs.
I need you to dirty up Chapman's record.
409
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,157
How dirty we talking?
410
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:42,077
Mmm. Maybe you catch her
making brass knuckles
411
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,038
out of an old Preparation H tube?
412
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:48,834
Or find a dime bag of weed in her cooch?
Dealer's choice.
413
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:53,755
So long as she gets, uh, another, say,
two, three years.
414
00:27:54,548 --> 00:28:00,137
I'll take your money,
but, uh, I also want something else.
415
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,477
It's been a while
since I choked on a chubby,
416
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:09,938
but it's like riding a bike, no?
417
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:15,277
Yeah, a fat, leaking, flesh-bike
that rams into your tonsils.
418
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,323
-It's all coming back to me now.
-Not you. Ugh.
419
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,284
I want Mulan and Jasmine over there.
420
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:27,289
Someone's got a thing
for Pan-Asian Disney princesses.
421
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:31,209
The year I turned 13, my little sister
used to watch that shit on a loop.
422
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,962
Interesting. Answer me this.
423
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:38,675
Do you go one on each side
or is it more of an alternating suck?
424
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:41,220
That's my business.
We got a deal or what?
425
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:45,265
I think I can arrange
your little feast from the East.
426
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:48,060
But, so you know,
Teng is a competitive swimmer
427
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,478
and Chambal's from northern Maine.
428
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:53,982
So, you got more of
an Ariel-Elsa situation, if you ask me.
429
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:57,569
You want your incident report,
go get me my Oriental combo.
430
00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:03,367
Fine, but if I make this happen,
price goes down to two-hundy.
431
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:08,330
Listen to you,
bargaining like an Arab at a flea market.
432
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,374
Let's see you make it happen.
433
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,834
Then I might be in a better mood
to negotiate.
434
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,263
So this is where
you've been all day.
435
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,181
Yeah, doing Fig's job for her.
436
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,685
New company directive.
We turn all our inmate files into scores.
437
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,062
Sounds about right.
438
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:35,148
Hey, I was wondering if I could get
a personal day tomorrow.
439
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,817
What for?
440
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:38,694
It's personal.
441
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,364
Yeah. You get your shift covered,
the day's all yours.
442
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,157
Good. Thanks.
443
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:48,161
Sure must take a lot out of you,
turning people into numbers.
444
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:52,958
You know,
once you get in the flow,
445
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,918
it's actually kind of relaxing.
446
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,840
Warm-ups.
447
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,013
Hey, you came back.
448
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,517
I can't stay. I need to talk to you
about something important.
449
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,520
Me too.
Is cumbia a type of music or a person?
450
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,314
This is serious.
451
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,898
Hola, amiga.
452
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,443
Thought Badison told you
not to show your face around here.
453
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,445
Hey, shut up.
454
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,655
This class is open to everyone.
455
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,824
All right, uh, what's up?
456
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:27,784
Talk to you later.
457
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,040
Just 'cause you moved blocks
don't mean we forgot you, Mendoza.
458
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:35,917
Yeah, now we double-hate you, D-Bitch.
459
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:40,422
Hey! Hey... that was not cool, ladies.
460
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,175
Dance in the back of the class today
and think about your behavior.
461
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,888
What's the square root of 4,096?
462
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,348
Sixty four.
463
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:55,604
But thanks to PolyCon GED program,
my options are infinite.
464
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,522
I sure hope I pass.
465
00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:01,151
I don't want normal and easy and simple.
466
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,195
I want...
467
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:05,322
I want...
468
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,367
I want painful...
469
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:12,954
difficult... devastating--
470
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,498
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
471
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:18,585
That is Olivia Pope from Scandal.
472
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,379
I am trying to help here.
473
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:23,882
Okay, let's just do it again.
474
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,927
I thought being in this video
would be less boring
475
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:30,389
than sitting in my cell all day, but I can
admit when I'm wrong. Can I leave?
476
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:34,142
If I have to be here, you have to be here.
477
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,061
Maybe if someone didn't keep fucking up--
478
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:40,649
No. No, no. Um, I am playing the moment.
479
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,236
Okay, people. Hello. Okay.
480
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:49,241
You need to stick to the script.
481
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,785
You, lose the sourpuss.
482
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:53,745
And when you say your line,
483
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:57,791
I need you to look up to the sky and
put your hands together in prayer. Okay?
484
00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,084
Not happening.
485
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,128
You and God have a break-up?
486
00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:02,379
None of your fucking business.
487
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,839
Um...
488
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,925
I'll do it. Or if you want,
489
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:11,263
I can give it more of a, uh, Jewish vibe.
490
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,015
Or Hindu.
491
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:19,479
You know, Buddhists just mostly sit,
but I do have a believable satanist.
492
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:22,232
Why don't you say the lines as written,
okay, Meryl Streep?
493
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,069
Let's get through
this fucking thing already, please.
494
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,447
You always so angry?
495
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,073
Fuck off.
496
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,992
It wasn't an insult.
497
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,161
Rage can be very useful.
498
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,496
You wanna be useful?
499
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,708
What are you talking about?
500
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,336
D-Block's gearing up for battle,
so if you want in...
501
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,298
- Why aren't we rolling?
- I'm changing the battery.
502
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,966
...Daddy says now's your big chance.
503
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:51,511
- All set.
- Thank you. And action.
504
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,973
What's the square root of 4,096?
505
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,516
-Sixty-four.
-Sixty-four.
506
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,394
Ah, dang it. Sorry. Sorry.
507
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:06,359
Hey, you got my list?
508
00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:08,695
Yep. Hot off the presses.
509
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,614
It was a pain in the ass,
but they're all here,
510
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,450
ranked in order from one to 635.
511
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,367
Excellent.
512
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,036
What's all this for anyhow?
513
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,872
Some new PolyCon directive
that has us replacing
514
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,041
all the short-sentenced,
well-behaved inmates
515
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:24,002
with more violent long-termers
who'll give us more bang for the buck.
516
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,005
So corporate gets rich and we get stuck
with the worst of the worst, huh?
517
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,256
Basically, yeah.
518
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,926
Oh, and the top 25 on the list
get released on Friday,
519
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,887
so you'd better get going
on that outtake prep.
520
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,264
Dinner's on me if you have to stay late.
521
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:40,560
See, silver lining.
Just keep it under 12 bucks.
522
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,068
Fucking Carol.
523
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,738
She has the attention span of a gnat.
524
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:56,451
Wooing me with her card games
and her deep-conditioning hooch.
525
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,912
And then one tiny setback...
526
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:03,250
That last nose-break fixed my snoring.
Have you noticed?
527
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,085
You should be able to sleep
like a baby now.
528
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,546
How can I sleep
knowing Frieda's in Florida
529
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:11,424
living the life of Riley
while I'm stuck in this cesspool,
530
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:14,553
missing all the good years
with my grandchildren?
531
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:17,097
I find that the trick
is to let go of your anger
532
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,808
and focus on what you have.
533
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:24,187
I lost my sense of smell,
but I still have my smemories.
534
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,233
Like Pop-Pop's tater tot pie.
535
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:30,735
Smells are not children.
536
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:34,614
My sniffer's never coming back.
Your grandkids can still visit.
537
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:37,325
I've been begging my son for months.
538
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,875
Those babies were my one chance
to get it right.
539
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:50,005
They only love you
when they're little, you know.
540
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,593
And Frieda,
she's taken all that away from me.
541
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:58,763
Ten more years.
542
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,640
And she got Carol 30.
543
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:02,934
Yeah, which is three times worse.
544
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,978
And look how well
Carol managed to let it go.
545
00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:09,107
I should have known someone so petty
couldn't be trusted.
546
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:15,238
No, if I want Frieda dead...
547
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,867
I'll have to do it myself.
548
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,078
Or you could choose to be happy.
549
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:25,498
Isn't it impossible
to get into Florida anyway?
550
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:29,794
Bin Laden was squirreled away
in a Pakistani compound for ten years,
551
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,547
but they eventually got to him,
didn't they?
552
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,675
Good on Obama for that one.
553
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:40,597
The key is to stay vigilant
and keep focused.
554
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,557
Something Carol knows nothing about.
555
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:47,395
One minute she's with me, and the next
she's only into her stupid gang war.
556
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:50,315
I really hope I'm out of here
before that starts.
557
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,360
Oh, my poor girl.
558
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,571
You don't know, do you?
559
00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:58,615
Know what?
560
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,575
You're not getting out early.
561
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,246
That was Carol having her fun with you.
562
00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:11,419
That fucking bitch.
563
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,675
Not so easy to let it go, is it?
564
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:28,770
Hey, there's the famous radio DJ.
How you doing, FYI Flava Flav?
565
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:32,691
It's actually DIY Fly Flaca,
but pretty good, I guess.
566
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:36,945
You know, I'm a big fan of the show.
I never miss it.
567
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,239
Um...
568
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,535
Does Luschek still, uh,
oversee that for you?
569
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:49,082
If by "oversee," you mean
sleeps in a chair nearby, then yeah.
570
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,628
You ever think about having guests
on your show to mix things up a bit?
571
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,464
Right now,
I don't even have a cohost.
572
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:58,717
They're keeping Cindy overnight
for Taystee's trial.
573
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,721
But even when she is here, she's all,
"Wah, my guilt this, ow, my back that."
574
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,265
Must be a Jewish thing.
575
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:08,601
You know what?
576
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:12,522
If you want, I could cohost with you
until she gets back.
577
00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:13,940
I'm very entertaining.
578
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:15,859
You are?
579
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,862
Yeah, okay. Check this out.
580
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,867
What did the snail say
on the back of the turtle?
581
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,579
Whee!
582
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:34,461
Oh, you get it? 'Cause...
583
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:39,257
We do more of a casual banter thing.
You think you could do that?
584
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:43,803
You kidding me?
I could banter like I invented it.
585
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,353
Sorry, I've got the girls double-booked.
586
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,441
That's okay.
'80s bangs aren't really my thing.
587
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,240
Bonnie, Gail, give us a few minutes.
588
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,086
You got a lot of nerve,
interrupting my beauty hour.
589
00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:20,006
You need to get Badison under control.
590
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,968
Since when did you start telling me
what to do?
591
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:27,138
Since your minion became hell-bent
on stealing Piper's date.
592
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:29,682
So Badison's a shit-stirrer.
593
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:33,603
She's like the fucking handheld blender
of shit-stirring.
594
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,563
Girl goes rogue every now and again,
595
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,816
but at the end of the day,
she does what I need her to.
596
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:41,361
Like bringing in those phones?
Because that was actually my idea.
597
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:45,114
The connection to Luschek? Mine.
598
00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:46,407
She never mentioned it.
599
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:47,617
Of course she didn't.
600
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:53,289
Badison's so desperate to be your top dog,
she'll never give someone else credit.
601
00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:56,292
You're a very smart woman, Carol.
602
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,753
I honestly don't know
why you keep her around.
603
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:02,882
Maybe because she's so desperate
to stay my top dog.
604
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,300
And she's got her moves.
605
00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:07,011
Please! I had better moves
in the eighth grade.
606
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,055
By the time I was 21,
607
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:12,433
I was moving 50 kilos of black tar
through three continents.
608
00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:14,811
You still got connections?
609
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:16,938
That depends.
610
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,942
You gonna keep Badison
from giving Piper more time?
611
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,903
You must really love this girl.
612
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,449
Yeah, I do.
613
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:34,622
I do this for you...
it means you're working for me now.
614
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,126
Then I guess we have a deal.
615
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,488
Hey, excuse me.
616
00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:09,991
You're head of the guards, right?
617
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:11,868
That's me.
618
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:16,122
So if drugs are coming into the prison,
you're responsible?
619
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,294
What do you mean?
620
00:40:22,462 --> 00:40:26,049
I mean that
drugs are coming into the prison,
621
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:30,053
and I'm here, as a good citizen...
622
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,221
to turn them in.
623
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,559
Normally, I have no interest
in any of this,
624
00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:41,064
but these drugs are being planted on me
by my sociopathic cellmate,
625
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,983
who is determined
to see me in here till eternity.
626
00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:46,611
Any idea where she got them?
627
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:50,156
No... but girls talk.
628
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,368
Especially to me. They just open up.
629
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:59,040
So, if you agree to protect me,
I'd be more than happy to sniff around,
630
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,667
find out exactly who's bringing in what.
631
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,170
Appreciate the help.
632
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:06,965
Likewise.
633
00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:18,643
Ms. Jefferson, you were sentenced
to Litchfield camp
634
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,729
on a low-level, non-violent drug offense.
Is that correct?
635
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:22,897
Yes, ma'am.
636
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:28,403
Sorry. Uh, yes, I was.
637
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,488
And were you guilty of that crime?
638
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:35,618
Yes. That is why I pled guilty
instead of going to trial.
639
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:43,418
Could you tell the members of the jury
how that drug charge came about?
640
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,629
Well...
641
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:52,969
Um, when I aged out of group home,
I didn't have nowhere else...
642
00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:58,474
Excuse me... anywhere else to live.
643
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:02,353
So, I stayed with a lady dealer,
who gave me a bed
644
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:05,189
in exchange
for me handling her account books.
645
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:08,317
Um, that's because I'm good at math.
646
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,529
How many years
did you live in a group home?
647
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:17,326
Pretty much my entire life.
Or at least for as long as I can remember.
648
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:18,995
And what was that like for you?
649
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,331
Objection. I don't see
how Ms. Jefferson's childhood is relevant.
650
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:23,541
I'm getting there.
651
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:24,876
I'll allow it.
652
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:30,256
I was asking, what was
the group home environment like for you?
653
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,216
Loud.
654
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:36,387
I mean, when you get
eight or nine kids in a house,
655
00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:41,350
it's a lot of fighting.
So, I was usually the one breaking it up.
656
00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:45,354
You know, the peacemaker.
Or the referee.
657
00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:48,733
So your role
as lead negotiator in the riot,
658
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,735
that was a familiar one for you?
659
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,195
Yes. Yes, it was.
660
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:55,740
Ms. Jefferson, why would you take on
this leadership role in the riot
661
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:59,285
when you could have
very easily chosen not to participate?
662
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:04,290
Well, I had a best friend once.
663
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:12,215
And the entire time I knew her,
she never let me down.
664
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:16,677
Uh, and then she was killed by a guard,
665
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,430
uh, when she didn't even do nothing.
666
00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,809
Anything.
667
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:28,397
Uh, and even then, I never lost hope
668
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:33,486
because when she was alive,
my friend, Poussey,
669
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:37,490
she never did,
even when life was rough.
670
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:41,911
So I chose to participate in the riot
671
00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:46,124
because I wanted justice for her death.
672
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:53,339
So your best friend
was killed by a guard...
673
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,634
and yet you weren't seeking revenge?
674
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:57,718
No.
675
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:01,013
I never wanted anybody else to die.
676
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:07,395
All I wanted was
for the person who killed my friend
677
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,981
to be up here where I am now,
678
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,316
telling you why he murdered...
679
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,571
Why he murdered an innocent person,
680
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,034
instead of me,
explaining why I didn't kill a guilty one.
681
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,595
Scram, losers.
682
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,187
Hey, Carol.
683
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,733
Sure you want to frizz up your new 'do
with all this humidity?
684
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,568
What the fuck is wrong with you?
685
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:58,571
Chasing after Chapman on the playground
when we're gearing up for war?
686
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,698
Ever heard of multitasking?
687
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:03,951
Seems to me you can't even do
the one fucking job I gave you.
688
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:08,289
Vause told me the phones were her idea
and using Luschek as our pipeline.
689
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,667
Ideas are like assholes.
690
00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,128
We all got 'em and most of 'em stink.
691
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:16,088
Doesn't matter who thought of what.
692
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:18,424
I'm the one on the ground
running this thing.
693
00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:19,967
Not anymore, you're not.
694
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:24,889
You're cutting me loose?
In the middle of a freakin' war?
695
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:28,517
No. It's never a good idea
to change horses midstream.
696
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:33,648
That's why I'm pairing you up with Vause.
Double the flavor, double the fun.
697
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,610
No, forget it. I ain't working with her.
698
00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:41,197
Keep mouthing off
and you'll be working for her.
699
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,868
And if I catch you
trying to steal Chapman's date,
700
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,954
or messing with her in any way...
701
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:53,084
you can bet your pasty white ass
there'll be consequences.
702
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,674
Hurry,
we have two more scenes to go.
703
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:05,721
Um...
704
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,765
- Hey, Luschek.
- Hey.
705
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,517
- Where you going?
- Um--
706
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,018
Are you wearing mascara?
707
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,479
It's manscara.
708
00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:16,107
It turns out
I'm the, uh, diversity hire for the video.
709
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,984
Don't worry,
Alvarez'll take good care of you.
710
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,568
Hello, let's keep it moving.
711
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,946
We're already way behind schedule.
Come on.
712
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,614
Listen, I got to talk to you.
713
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,741
Just write me a note.
714
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:32,248
Stupid video. Can you believe
they didn't ask me to be in it?
715
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,542
Maybe they thought I'd be too distracting.
716
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,586
Yeah, like, "Who's that hot girl
in that lame video?"
717
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,132
I could use some help over here.
718
00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:42,508
I'll do it.
719
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:45,052
Um, you want to help us?
Get us some water.
720
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,722
I can't leave you unsupervised.
721
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:51,976
How are we supposed to talk for
two straight hours if our throats get dry?
722
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:54,186
Fine. I'll be back in a second.
723
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,939
But technically,
it's a minute-four, round trip,
724
00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:58,816
plus the time it takes to fill the water.
725
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:00,818
Um... excuse me.
726
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,952
-Where are you going?
-Yeah, I'll be right there.
727
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:39,273
Let's go, Reznikov.
You're late for visitation.
728
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,233
I'm not expecting anyone.
729
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,194
There's a couple
of screaming babies in there
730
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,696
and their parents just gave me your name.
731
00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:48,824
I can't believe it.
732
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,912
He brought my grandchildren.
733
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,081
See, what'd I tell you?
734
00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:58,125
The universe delivers a bounty
as soon as you let things go.
735
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,961
The universe doesn't give a fuck
about any of you. Look where you live.
736
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:04,298
Even you can't ruin this for me.
737
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,842
The day is still young.
738
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,102
Hey, guys,
I'm calling off the whole Hellman thing.
739
00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:18,604
That's an ixnay on the BJ. Got it?
740
00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:20,731
Tell that to my dick breath.
741
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,441
Aftertaste's even worse.
742
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:25,069
How did you blow him already?
It's not even noon.
743
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:29,615
Oh. I used to be a big procrastinator.
Then I read this book, Eat the Frog.
744
00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,367
You read a book about sucking dick?
745
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,285
It's about procrastination.
746
00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:37,414
Says if you do your worst task first,
rest of the day's easy in comparison.
747
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:40,584
Shit. You didn't see
where Hellman went, did you?
748
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:43,045
Nope, but I saw where he came.
749
00:48:43,129 --> 00:48:46,507
Yeah, you owe me some mouthwash, bitch.
750
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:52,847
Hey, boss, got a new incident report,
751
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,683
but all the file boxes are messed up.
What should I do with it?
752
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,434
Just give it to me.
753
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,176
Baba is coming. You wanna talk to her?
Wanna talk to Baba?
754
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:31,886
You never met your grandkids before?
755
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,680
The baby is still little
and Kolya's only three.
756
00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:37,266
Or is it four? I've lost track.
757
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,518
My God, I don't even know what he likes.
758
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:42,563
Probably trucks and trains,
if he's anything like his father.
759
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,648
I wonder if he even speaks Russian.
760
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:48,152
Will he know to call me "Baba"?
761
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,613
Oh, who cares. Let him call me "Grandma"
if he wants.
762
00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:53,324
All right, inmates, you're up.
763
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:04,668
What the hell, lady?
764
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:08,631
Look me in the eye, coward.
765
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:11,926
Back off. Out of the way. Out of the way!
766
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:15,888
You were my friend. How could you?
767
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,348
Reznikov!
768
00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:20,142
You're off to the SHU.
You ruined things all on your own.
769
00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,518
I trusted you, Frieda!
770
00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:25,105
And you threw me to the wolves
like a bag of old meat.
771
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:29,485
And for what?
Better TV and some extra pudding cups?
772
00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:39,245
Any minute. She's coming.
773
00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:04,186
I came here today because, um,
I thought that I could trust a guard.
774
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:10,442
But these COs, they don't give a shit
about protecting any of us.
775
00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:13,904
The truth is that they want us to fight
776
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,824
because they're playing
some sick game with us
777
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:20,327
where they score points
for everything that we do.
778
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:22,830
Like the time that you had a fight
with your bunkie,
779
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:26,750
or the one time, right,
that you may have puked in the sink.
780
00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:31,046
These fuckers...
These fuckers score points from that.
781
00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:34,341
And we're too busy
trying to kill each other to even notice.
782
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:38,262
I mean, fuck, mamas,
what are we doing to ourselves?
783
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:40,848
No, wait.
784
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:43,100
Goddamn,
open this door right now.
785
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:47,938
No. We're destroying ourselves
while they cheer us on from the sidelines.
786
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:52,026
Listen, I'm not saying that we gotta be
best friends or nothing like that,
787
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,154
but, you know, for once,
can't we just stop this shit
788
00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:58,907
with the blue versus khaki, and just...
789
00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:03,495
I don't know, man, be...
be on the same side for once?
790
00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,540
That was dope. Seriously.
791
00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:10,919
I'm gonna let him in and then you gotta
say all that shit on the air.
792
00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:12,004
Wait. What do you mean?
793
00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:15,424
Well, the guard has to come in
and use their key to turn that switch.
794
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,259
But that was a great warm-up.
795
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:24,475
What's going on in here?
796
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:27,061
Honestly, uh, I have no idea.
797
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,145
She's telling the truth.
798
00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,939
She don't know nothing.
I was the one that closed the door.
799
00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,275
Go back to your cell, inmate.
800
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:40,157
Look. Look what I found.
Your scoresheets.
801
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:43,452
You sick fuck. You know what?
802
00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:46,455
Everyone is gonna find out
what you're doing.
803
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:52,503
Well, they won't be hearing it from you
because you are going to the SHU.
804
00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:19,530
I fixed it.
805
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:21,365
What do you mean?
806
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,826
You know how you said
going to a CO wouldn't work?
807
00:53:24,493 --> 00:53:29,289
Well, the trick was going
above their heads
808
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,542
to the big boss, Hopper.
809
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,961
I explained the situation to him
and I promised him
810
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:38,799
that I would give him intel
on inter-prison goings-on,
811
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,301
and it worked.
812
00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:43,595
I just walked through the common area
813
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:48,517
and Badison walked around me.
814
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,145
I think she even kind of smiled.
815
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:54,481
That's creepy. It's good, but it's creepy.
816
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:58,485
Now we can spend the rest of our time
in here without living in fear.
817
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,864
Nice job. I'm glad it all worked out.
818
00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:05,409
I love you so much.
819
00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:08,412
I love you too, Pipes.
820
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:09,955
Now what about that grad school app?
821
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:14,126
Because I was thinking,
the trick is to put the right spin on it.
822
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:17,921
Like, instead of saying
"former drug dealer,"
823
00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:23,927
we could say that you were
VP of sales and distribution
824
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:27,347
for Kubra Industries Worldwide.
825
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:31,393
Very doublespeak creative. I like it.
826
00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:34,938
But, alas, you are too late.
I already sent it in.
827
00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,733
You ate the frog.
Didn't I tell you that was a good book?
828
00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:40,903
Oh, you ate the application frog!
829
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,739
You better be careful
or we'll get shots again.
830
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,043
You like it?
831
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,462
Oh, yeah.
832
00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:01,757
She's-- She's a beauty.
833
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,051
Good.
834
00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:08,222
Kickball game's in two days.
835
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:11,058
You need to make enough of these
for all the girls.
836
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:14,937
Vause get one too?
837
00:55:17,189 --> 00:55:21,652
Let her handle the business front.
I only give weapons to my warriors.
838
00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:16,873
But thanks to PolyCon GED program, my options are infinite.
839
00:56:16,957 --> 00:56:19,751
The state of Connecticut
is going to eat it up.
840
00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,837
They love seeing black people
learning in prison.
841
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,881
It makes them feel like they're helping,
but also that they're safe.
842
00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:27,342
Excuse me.
843
00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:29,761
You give those early release files
to the parole board yet?
844
00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:32,306
No, I haven't had time to review them.
845
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,224
Good. Uh, I gotta make an update.
846
00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:38,103
Well, you better hurry up
because it's due in 14 minutes.
847
00:56:38,687 --> 00:56:41,815
Take your time.
We're gonna be here a while.
848
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,191
Watch this one.
849
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,278
This is like that Michelle Pfeiffer movie
where she's the teacher.
68896
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