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- Xiao Lai's not bad, right?

- Hey everyone. I'm Lai Jianguo.

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I'm a friend of your little aunt.

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As it turns out, you were dating while not going home, ignoring my messages, and making me worried.

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Are you mad because I didn't reply to your message?

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Give these to that frivolous friend of yours.

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What frivolous friend.

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What meaning is there to life?

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I have to serve those three heartless guys. They don't even say a word of thanks to you.

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Did your mom say where she went?

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She didn't pick up her phone. She didn't reply back on LINE.

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♫ Perhaps, it's that someone ♫

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♫ Perhaps, it's that kiss ♫

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♫ Accompanying us in our lives ♫

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♫ To keep going and going ♫

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♫ In reality, I can be resigned to fate ♫

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♫ But in love I would not leave it to destiny ♫

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♫ Happiness will not stop for you ♫

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♫ Chase after it. Chase after it ♫

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♫ I believe you are the gentle miracle in my life ♫

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♫ Although I never expected a miracle ♫

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♫ Until I meet you and depend on you ♫

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♫ I then cry tears of joy over and over again ♫

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♫ For you, I am a gentle miracle of life ♫

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♫ And I am still learning to embrace this miracle ♫

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♫ A heart that has been shattered in the past it was healed without medicine ♫

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♫ I realize my wish has been answered ♫

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[Time has long left. The one who didn't leave is me.]

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How come I smell stir-fried clams?

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I smell it too.

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Episode 6

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Are we having guests over?

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Back just in time! Time for dinner.

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Why didn't you tell us earlier that you would cook? We had to have noodles outside.

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Isn't this too much for our lunchboxes tomorrow?

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Mom, did you win the lottery? You cooked so much.

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Can't believe you guys. Hurry and sing.

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♪ Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you.

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Wife, happy birthday to you.

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Come. Take a seat and have some food with your mom.

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I can't eat any more.

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I was so hungry just now so I asked the boss for extra two bowls of soup.

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I can't eat any more right now.

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Mom, don't put clams in my lunch for tomorrow. It'll stink. Put more of this beef.

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So, you all had dinner already?

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- Right.

- Right. Who knew you would cook at this late hour.

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Here, I'll eat. My favorite is stir-fried clams.

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My horoscope is Sagittarius.

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I want a divorce.

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Mom wants a divorce?

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Let's have a bet. Guess how many times will it be this month.

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I just hope I have a lunch box tomorrow.

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You're late again, right?

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Breakfast. Lunch.

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Is Mom on strike again?

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So, for our meals,

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go cheer your mom up after school.

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Why aren't you getting An Bohui to do it? He's the best in acting cute.

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He has cheerleading practice today.

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Please, my private savings aren't enough to tide us for a week.

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It's annoying.

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This is heavy. Let me carry it.

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Quiet down when it's time to eat, alright?

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Everyone got your bread? There's green bean soup later on.

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If there's not enough bread, go ask Miss Chen for more.

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Does anyone want bread?

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Be careful when you are eating green bean soup. Don't spill it. Yes, Chengcheng, I'm talking about you.

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Be careful. After you finished eating, please wash your bowls.

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I don't like green bean soup.

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Kids shouldn't be picky eaters. Be a good girl and drink. Brother An will teach you hold to fold a paper frog.

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I don't want. I want to fold a big paper boat.

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No problem.

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- Daddy!

- Xin Xin!

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- Have you finished eating?

- Not yet.

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Look, it's all bread crumbs.

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Xin Xin's daddy, you're here early today.

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Yes, a bit earlier today.

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Xin Xin, hurry and finish your snacks so you don't keep Daddy waiting, okay?

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It must be hard to take care of a child on your own, right?

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It's alright. It must be hard for you to take care of these many children.

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Xin Xin is a good girl.

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Xin Xin, time to go home. Have you finish eating?

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Not yet.

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Look, she doesn't want to go home because the teacher is very pretty.

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I'm not.

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It's true.

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I didn't use any skin care. I'm ugly.

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You didn't? You'd look amazing if you did use skin care.

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Xin Xin is most obedient, right?

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Look, Daddy has to go to work and he has to take care of you. He's working hard, right?

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- Then, you should cooperate with Daddy. You should listen to your dad, alright?

- Okay!

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Teacher, you are very good. Xin Xin listens to you.

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Here, hold on to your lunch box.

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Miss He, did you get a haircut?

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Yes. Got a new haircut to change my mood.

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It looks great.

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Thank you.

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Miss He, you don't wear dresses often too, right?

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It's more convenient for me to wear pants while at work.

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You should wear them more often. It looks great on you.

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Thank you.

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Okay. We'll head home now.

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- Bye.

- Goodbye teacher.

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Bye.

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Let's go.

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What are you honking for? Always honking and causing noise pollution. Not afraid that the neighbours will lodge complaints?

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How am I supposed to pass through? You think I'm very thin?

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Hello?

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Where are you?

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Cheering up our beloved mother.

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Why is there a sale sign outside our house?

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[For sale. Miss He 0931077661]

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I, He Meiyue's greatest strength is that I'm reasonable.

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You are the children I give birth to, so I will take responsibility for you two.

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After selling the house, and deducting the mortgage,

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deducting the real estate agent's commission and legal transfer fees, I will divide it into four parts. Everyone gets a part.

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- Wife.

- Excuse me, your wife is not here.

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[Divorce Agreement]

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[Divorce Agreement]

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I can don't have anything.

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But I can't do without my wife.

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Then go find yourself a new one.

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From now on, I will be Miss He.

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An Qinghui, An Bohui, who do you want to be with?

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Who are you going to be with?

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Is this the main point?

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What's the main point?

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The main point is Mom looks like she's serious this time.

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So, who we should be going with is the main point, isn't it?

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Do you really want them to divorce?

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Since they are not getting along well, it's good for them to divorce.

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They haven't been getting along well for ten over years, but they have been doing alright.

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Why did Mom insist on it this time? Don't you find it strange?

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This is so strange.

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She got herself a strange haircut

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and she bought many new clothes.

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An Qinghui.

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What?

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Is mom having an affair?

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I'm not blabbering nonsense. There's so many clues, haven't you discover?

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Number One: Dresses.

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Didn't Mom always say that wearing dress was troublesome?

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But now she has been wearing dresses.

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And the dresses are getting shorter and shorter.

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Number two. Pink.

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When I wore pink, Mom would always says it's revolting.

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Number three. High heels.

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- Water.

- Thank you.

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I would like a hot coffee.

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Okay.

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Number Four.

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Whenever she mentioned divorce in the past, if we didn't immediately choose to go with her,

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wouldn't she be so angry that she wanted to leave the house?

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But this time when we said we want to think before deciding, she didn't blow her top at all.

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The most important is number five.

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Do you think that Mom seems

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to be meeting someone everyday recently?

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Miss He?

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Xiao Guo, over here.

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Miss He, have you ordered something?

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Yes, I ordered a coffee. How about you?

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I will order later.

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Is this place easy to find?

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It's still alright.

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She doesn't wish to go home. The teacher is too pretty.

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- I'm not.

- It's true.

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I don't use any skincare at all. I'm so ugly.

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You didn't? You'd look amazing if you did use skin care.

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I went online and did some research yesterday.

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This cafe

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has garnered many rave reviews online.

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I see many youngsters here. It has an artistic feel to it.

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One should be romantic once in a while.

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Many have recommended their delicious desserts.

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Would you like to order a Tiramisu or...

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I'm afraid of putting on weight.

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You want to remain slim.

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Miss He, you look very young today.

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- Really?

- You look different.

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I thought that the scarf is too pastel.

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No, it doesn't. It is very pretty.

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Really? Thank you.

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- Enjoy your coffee.

- Thank you.

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Here, I'll do it.

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Okay.

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Half a packet, right?

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Keep slim.

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Xiao Guo, thank you

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for keeping me company, chat with me while having coffee.

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You even encouraged me when I was down.

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Sometimes, fate between people can be strange.

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To some people, you just feel regretted for not having met that someone earlier.

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But I'm a wife and a mother of two kids,

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I feel bad about having you taking time off from work to meet me everyday.

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So I'm thinking that for the time being, we...

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For the time being, let's stop meeting each other.

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Miss He, to tell you the truth,

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actually, I was retrenched from the magazine publishing company.

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What?

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No wonder you have been fetching Xin Xin back so early.

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What are your future plans?

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Nowadays, paper media have been overridden by the internet.

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Yeah.

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But I feel like where you fall down is where you climb up.

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- Right?

- Right.

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So I feel that I should be able to use the Internet and

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develop a career of some sort by myself.

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Right?

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So...

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I don't know if

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Miss He, you are able to...

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That is if we can discuss...

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Xiao Guo, are you going to borrow money from me?

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It's not consider borrowing.

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Consider it as an investment. Invest in my career.

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I should get back up in the area when I have failed.

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- Do you want something?

- I'm not hungry.

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It's alright, I'll give you a treat. Isn't the dessert here famous?

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Miss!

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♫ This way my past existence ♫

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♫ It has a meaning ♫

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♫ A heart that has been shattered in the past it was healed without medicine ♫

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♫ I realize my wish has been answered ♫

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[Devastated]

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Friends, I, Dabao am still alive.

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Call me when you want to eat, drink and be merry.

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Go and organise a gathering.

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Alright, the karaoke session after Director's Xiao wedding will be the first.

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I'm not pushing you for an answer.

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I forgot to tell you, don't be stressed about it.

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I know this is

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a very serious question for you.

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Let's go and register our marriage.

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Other than an important meeting this afternoon,

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I'm free this week.

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Next Monday, Tuesday...

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This world is so hypocritical and so revolting.

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Even my mom is having an affair.

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What else is there to believe in?

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Where are you?

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I want to be alone by myself, then--

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Alone for what? Where are you?

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Though she always think of some weird house rules,

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in the end she doesn't abide by them.

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Though she is always finding excuses to deduct my salary,

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always go on strike and not cook lunch for me, and cause me not to have clean clothes.

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Sometimes I even have to search for coins under my bed so that I can buy dinner.

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Though sometimes I often think what did I do wrong in my previous life that I am her son,

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I still love her.

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Because she's my mom.

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What will I do after they are divorced?

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I cannot stay with her.

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She has an affair. I'm not doing right by my dad.

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But if I choose to follow my dad,

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what if she gets dumped by that guy?

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It's so weird. They didn't seek my consent before giving birth to me,

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why do I have to think about such a lousy question on who I have to follow?

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Done talking?

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Actually, I don't what to say

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but I just feel that though my family isn't perfect,

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I'm used to it already.

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Can there be no changes?

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Can't it remain like this forever?

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Let's go.

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Aren't you here to console me?

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Console for what? It's your mom who needs it.

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Let me have a look.

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Alright.

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Fatty Ding, sit over there.

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An Qinghui, what on earth are they doing?

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I also don't know.

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- Wife, get in.

- I'm not your wife, I'm Miss He.

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You have blisters on your feet. Get in.

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Stop following me!

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Film an advertisement?

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That's right, those advertisements you see on TV.

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Why is it me?

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An Qinghui was the one who submitted the draft.

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We want the theme, "The Significance of Marriage".

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So we are looking for a married couple who has been married for more than 15 years.

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Mr. and Mrs. An, you have been selected from over than 100 couples.

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Selected?

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But I'm not photogenic, why would you choose me?

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So has the filming started already?

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Not yet.

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Qinghui, why didn't you tell me?

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Because I...

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It's like this. He called yesterday and wanted to cancel it.

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He said something has happened at home. But we have already scheduled it,

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but Mrs. An, if it's really not convenient--

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It's convenient. We are ready anytime.

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No, it's just that I have been out the whole day. I look

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like a mess now. How can I go on TV?

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It's alright. We have the most professional make up artist waiting for you right now.

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Really?

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What's happening?

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Mr. An, please sit here.

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Let's do a sound test.

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Okay.

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Hello, everyone.

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Mr. An, we can just use normal voice volume, like how you would speak normally.

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Normal volume.

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Like how you would talk normally.

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Okay, normal volume, talk normally.

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This is how I talk normally.

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Is this alright?

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It's okay.

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Because Mrs. An is doing her make up, so let's have a chat.

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I feel uneasy looking at the camera.

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It's alright. They are just testing. Let's relax and have a chat.

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So it hasn't started yet?

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Not yet.

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May I ask how long have you been married?

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20 years.

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Have you regretted it before?

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How is that possible? My wife is fantastic.

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Can you tell me how fantastic she is?

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If I am to say it, how should I say?

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I don't know how to say it.

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Maybe because I have a weird personality.

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Whenever I see other husbands speak politely to their wives,

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I would think that this husband must have a boring life.

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Other wives take very good care of their husbands,

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my wife always gives me surprises everyday.

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Let me tell you, once I picked up my wife's phone in the fridge.

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Isn't she cute?

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Country bumpkin.

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And I often have poached eggs with double the amount of salt added.

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Yet I feel a sense of bliss.

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It's difficult to know what's on my wife's mind.

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So that means it brings much variety to my life. I can't imagine

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a life without my wife.

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But recently,

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I don't know what have I done wrong. My wife is angry with me.

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She's really angry. So I started to think

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what if I don't have my wife, what will happen to me?

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Maybe...

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I won't enjoy free air conditioning in the library and read up on photography.

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I wanted to take pictures of her and make into a photo album for her. That's why I started to read up on photography.

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If I don't have my wife, I won't have to take up part time jobs to save up money

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to buy a camera.

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I most probably won't go out to work. No mood for that.

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Of course I'm not that capable.

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The reason for my presence in this family, maybe it's to...

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For example, when the bulb blows or when the tap breaks down,

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I can repair them. If an earthquake

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or typhoon occurs, I can protect my kids and my wife.

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Or when my wife is down, after she scolds me, maybe she would feel better.

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I think that's the reason for my presence in the family.

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Thank you.

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I'm sensitive to make up.

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I'm sorry.

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You are the professional.

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Why didn't he say so earlier?

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I'm sorry.

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I'm allergic.

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I'm sorry.

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♫ This way my past existence ♫

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♫ It has a meaning ♫

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♫ A heart that has been shattered in the past, it was healed without medicine ♫

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♫ I realize my wish has been answered ♫

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Be careful.

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I'm leaving first. Bye.

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Thank you for your hard work.

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Thanks.

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I should thank you. Thanks for

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giving me the chance to experience this painful and yet happy life again.

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Then come back quickly.

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I'll wait for your notification of work schedule.

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Drive carefully.

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Thanks.

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What?

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Nothing. My mom is crying badly.

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This kind of crying is a happy kind of cry.

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So you must talk it out.

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Otherwise, no one will know whether you are touched, thankful or needy.

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But we see each other everyday. It's embarrassing to say it out.

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If you can't say it, just hug.

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Quick, go in and hug your mom.

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I'm going.

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Luo Xiaofei.

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Did I give you permission to hug me?

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Sorry.

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Even if I'm your little auntie, I'm still a woman.

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So touchy.

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♫ It's still so familiar my eyes betray the happiness in me ♫

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♫ Without burden without any plan ♫

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♫ we chatted and drink merrily like before ♫

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What happened in the end?

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They were pissed and asked to change the director.

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That can't be helped.

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I was in the wrong.

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What important matter is it that you couldn't meet the client?

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It's...

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It's something important.

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Don't worry. I guarantee that there won't be a next time.

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Thanks. Bye.

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You are so awesome.

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In the story of others, we are the wise ones.

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But in my own story, I am just a loser.

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The heavens did it on purpose.

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Because he wants the best for you.

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[An Qinghui]

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Student fare.

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This is what it's called dispelling the dark clouds and finally seeing the sun. (T/N: seeing light at the end of the tunnel)

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Do you want to have a blissful life?

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Then make your mom happy.

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Curry rice is in the pot. I love you all.

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Isn't it so?

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That idiot.

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Dear Senior Qinghui,

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is the editing progressing smoothly?

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I have to submit the assignment tomorrow.

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Assignment?

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Oh no! How could I forgot?

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It's all mom's fault. Why was she asking for divorce?

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Is the TV switched on for ghosts to watch?

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Everyone in this house, from the old to the young, are being spoilt rotten.

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Who is it? The dishes are left for me to wash, is that right?

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The living room is full of your things.

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Are you being high and lofty just because you had two days of bliss?

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I'm not being high and lofty. You are exaggerating.

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I'm just doing my assignment.

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Why? Is rushing assignment that great and mighty?

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Do you believe that I will throw your bag and uniform on the road now?

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An Qinghui.

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What do you want?

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Should you talk in this manner to your mom?

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May I ask what do you want?

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Where is that box of things that I asked you to pass to your girlfriend?

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What things?

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Sanitary pads. Have you given all of them away?

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How is that possible? It's in the bathroom's cupboard.

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How many times must I say I don't have a girlfriend?

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Maybe I will have one soon.

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My name is Play Bullshit.

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I was born in Taiwan

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on 1st January, 1999.

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You are so tired early in the morning.

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What were you doing last night?

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I didn't sleep.

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Why weren't you sleeping?

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Rushing assignment.

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Did you engrave your assignment word by word?

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Just a few hundred word biography.

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Why did you work so hard?

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What biography?

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English biography, what else?

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What's up?

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What are you doing?

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Give me yours to copy.

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I'm still writing. Gao Pi, let him copy yours.

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No!

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How can you copy someone else's biography?

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Your nickname is Play Bullshit?

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Okay.

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So your nickname is also Play Bullshit?

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Good, very good.

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Then why not let's have a competition and which one of you is the real shit?

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Both of you squat in this manner until you know the difference between shit,

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faeces and fart! Go lower!

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Two rotten strawberries!

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It's all your fault, An Qinghui. How can you copy my biography?

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Idiot. Who's the one who doesn't know what is Gao Pi in English?

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It's all Nigulu's fault. He kept saying Gao Pi, Gao Pi.

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I don't know.

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Senior.

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Are both of you being punished?

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- He forgot to write English--

- We are competing.

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Isn't squatting trending recently?

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It's good for health.

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Really? Then...

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It's in my backpack.

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You take it yourself.

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It's...

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Is it in front?

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Yes, in front.

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Is it in the pocket in front?

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Yes.

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Too high.

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I will go lower.

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Is it this one?

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Yes, in the pencil case, there's a thumb drive.

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Is it this one?

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Yes.

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Thumbdrive.

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I found it.

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That's right.

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Go for your class now.

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Thank you, Senior.

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This drink is for you.

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Don't squat for too long.

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It's not good for your muscles.

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No problem. I will win Gao Pi.

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- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

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My legs are numb!

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So tiring.

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Two rotten guavas!

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I said guavas, not strawberries.

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You want to die?

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What's that for?

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Why is Shampoo's stuff with you?

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Hey!

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♫ This way my past existence ♫

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♫ A heart that has been shattered in the past, it was healed without medicine ♫

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♫ I realize my wish has been answered ♫

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Because you were rushing the assignment for Shampoo, and forgot your English biography assignment?

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So touching.

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Really. I'm about to cry. You don't give a hoot about the triad boss.

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Even if you know your legs and arms would be broken, even if you know that she already has a boyfriend,

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yet you still want to woo her. For the sake of love, you can sacrifice your life,

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- this kind of love is like that of a

- Casanova!

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That's right. I see whether you will be left with an arm or a leg.

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Think carefully.

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What?

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- If it's like that, then we should flee!

- Let's go!

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Those are all just rumors.

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-What?

-What?

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Whatever stories about Mafia boss and broken limbs

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They are all fake, Shampoo told me personally.

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What?

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What?

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Wait, so he has no relations to the mafia?

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No Mafia relations.

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So Zhang Weijie wasn't beaten up by mafia boss?

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Zhang Weijie never got beaten up in the first place.

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Why would people lie about it on the bulletin board?

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Maybe it's because someone is jealous of Shampoo?

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Interesting.

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Since there isn't a Mafia boss, nor any beat ups

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then why was Zhang Weijie injured?

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Who knows.

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You don't know, but why does Shampoo not know about it?

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Why does Shampoo have to know?

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Her own boyfriend is hurt, how could she won't know?

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That's true.

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What?

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What. What kind of face is that? I know you.

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You definitely know something. What? What do you know?

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Tell us. Tell us clearly.

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- Speak! Tell us clearly!

-They are not dating!

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Huh? What did you say? What about Zhang Weijie and Shampoo?

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What I'm saying is, they are not dating.

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So...

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Shampoo is still available.

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You have no excuse not to go for it.

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Fighting Fighting Fighting!

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Ready?

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Go.

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Wait Wait. What are you doing?

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To help An Qinghui.

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Idiot. If you go now, you are really playing bullshit.

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Senior.

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Are you waiting for your dad?

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That's right. What's the result?

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Huh?

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Did you win?

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- Of course I won.

- Then that's great

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-How about you?

- About what?

560

How's your assignment?

561

Teacher Xiao Fang's assignment?

562

I was going to send a message and thank you tonight.

563

Teacher Xiao Fang's praised it.

564

Really?

565

Then you should have passed?

566

I probably will.

567

Then did teacher Xiao Fang say anything?

568

Teacher Xiao Fang said that the work piece is very beautiful.

569

The write up was really touching.

570

Especially that sentence, "I don't know why,

571

I really want to hug something."

572

But to want to hug something, what is it really?

573

Yes!

574

♫ A person ♫

575

♫ how much fate must I sacrifice ♫

576

♫ before I can have a chance to immersed myself by your side ♫

577

♫ All for a gaze from you♫

578

- Make a wish.

- What?

579

You can only make one. Then, blow it far, far away.

580

♫ to find that person for you ♫

581

It will be blown away by the wind.

582

♫ If being cruel to myself I can bring completeness to your life,♫

583

♫ Don't worry I will go all out to do that for you ♫

584

Senior.

585

♫Don't need to know who will be sad♫

586

♫And don't need to know who's thinking of you♫

587

♫You just need to know this and not stop ♫

588

♫ I'm just a passerby, not the solution ♫

589

Junior, I've always really liked you

590

for a long time.

591

So can you let me hold you in my hands?

592

Can you let me continue to like you?

593

Can you like me the way I like you ?

594

♫ Dry every tear ♫

595

♫ This way my past existence ♫

596

♫ It has a meaning ♫

597

Senior, see you tomorrow.

598

Senior.

599

Senior.

600

See you tomorrow!

601

Mom is back so early today?

602

Oh. Hearing this door sound, you know it's An Qinghui coming home.

603

Don't casually drop your backpack anywhere. Put your socks in the washer. Put your shoes back in the shoe cabinet.

604

An Qinghui, you never listen.

605

Hey.

606

Why are you in our house?

607

Hey, why are you so rude?

608

Of course I called and invited director to dinner.

609

Wipe the table later and get ready for dinner.

610

You had pacifier all the way till Primary one.

611

Not easy, Student An.

612

Mom, do you have to talk about my embarrassing incidents to guests every time?

613

So the reason why An Qing can draw is because he inherited it from you?

614

I can draw very well.

615

When other kids bought paper dolls to play, I made them myself.

616

Whoever was famous on TV, I would draw them and give them pretty clothes.

617

That awesome?

618

You are that good at wearing and making clothes. Why didn't you study fashion design?

619

My family was poor.

620

Xiaofei, pass me that spoon. Let you have a taste of the green curry.

621

Let me let you taste what is truly delicious.

622

It smells so good.

623

Once you try it, you'll know.

624

- What do you think?

- This is way too good.

625

Isn't it so?

626

Let me tell you, I'm not bragging. The food from restaurants,

627

I don't need them to tell me how to make it. Once I've eaten it, I know how to make it.

628

Is this for real?

629

Test me then.

630

Okay. I'll think of a super hard one to test you on.

631

I won't fail.

632

Come, take a look.

633

Look, the oil is hot. Once you can easily poke through the cutlet, you have to remove it from the wok.

634

Otherwise, it will be too old and tough.

635

Like women, not tasty.

636

What's the use if women are tasty?

637

Real beauty is a book that's been read a thousand times, but still good.

638

Aiyo, what kind of book am I then?

639

- Monthly magazine.

- What?!

640

Every edition there's new content that allows readers to be entertained and in awe.

641

Oh you can speak so well. I didn't know I was so amazing.

642

Really.

643

Come. Taste what a true juicy pork cutlet is.

644

Be careful, it's hot.

645

Please open up an restaurant!

646

I don't want to. I don't to hole up in the kitchen all day and become an old haggard.

647

What do you mean holed up in the kitchen? It will be an open kitchen and we'll dress up all pretty to cook.

648

It'll be a big shock to them and bring them a great revelation.

649

They have to see for themselves what a model woman you are.

650

Sister Meiyue, why not we name our restaurant “Model Woman”?

651

Being a model woman has always been the expectation for myself.

652

What is a model woman?

653

It's playing the roles of a wife, mother, lover,

654

chef, part time cleaner

655

and career woman who brings the dough in well,

656

and preserving one's own elegance and beauty.

657

Who doesn't want to be a model women?

658

But everyday, there are so many annoying things

659

that bother us and ruin our plan.

660

Pushing us to get angry and yell at our spouses and children.

661

So tired that we want to go on strike and spare...

662

spare tire and crow's feet keep appearing. (T/N spare tire: thickening waistline.)

663

So now I understand. In this world,

664

there is no such thing as a model woman. It's a daydream.

665

You are already perfect.

666

He's my husband.

667

He's the best evidence I'd use to remind those girls who are still daydreaming.

668

Hurry and wake up. See the reality.

669

What is the reality? There is no perfect woman.

670

Then since we aren't perfect, why don't we find a man

671

and in front of this man, no matter what we do

672

he will think and feel that you are beautiful? Find that kind of man.

673

And just clench your teeth, marry him and live a life with him.

674

Even though not everyday I'm happy.

675

Through the hustle and bustle,

676

you can be the real you.

677

Courageously being yourself is the perfect woman.

678

[Continue to bicker and be blissful]

679

I feel that I'm too fat.

680

No. Even our video editor said you are very adorable.

681

The main point is that you speak with wisdom.

682

I think so too.

683

Your input is biased.

684

It's true. I almost believe that what Dad said is from the bottom of his heart.

685

Sister Xiaofei must have used photo shop effects, right?

686

- Where did I?

- When was mom's skin so smooth and youthful? She has wrinkles.

687

Please, my skin has always been this good okay.

688

Really? I'm not fat?

689

How come the chin and arms seem meatier than in reality?

690

You have always been like this.

691

Nonsense, how come the arms look fatter than usual?

692

Do you want to hear the truth?

693

Am I really fat?

694

♫ This way my past existence ♫

695

♫ It has a meaning ♫

696

♫ A heart that has been shattered in the past, it was healed without medicine ♫

697

♫ I realize my wish has been answered ♫

698

Why did my arms look fatter on screen?

699

Do you want to hear the truth?

700

Am I really fat?

701

I think when women are older, they look better with some fat.

702

If you are skinny, you will appear haggard and older.

703

If you are fuller and rounder, you look more elegant.

704

That's right. I think so too. Women must have some fat. Look at Mrs Wang next door,

705

she's so thin. When you see her bring out the rubbish at night, you'd think she's a ghost.

706

This?

707

My crow's feet...

708

Look.

709

Is there?

710

Really, such a long one.

711

It can't be.

712

Oh, life!

713

You were like this when you were young.

714

It's true. I have photos as evidence.

715

What photos as evidence? What are you doing?

716

Don't take out that album again!

717

Your eyes are like the crescent moon.

718

They are round and very cute.

719

Take a look. Did you see that?

720

Wow! So young!

721

Look at this one.

722

I took it a month after we met.

723

She didn't change much right?

724

- That's right.

- She has changed a lot, okay?

725

No. I can see traces of it.

726

I think both of you don't want any lunchbox tomorrow.

727

There's this picture.

728

This is one of the pictures which I'm most satisfied.

729

She's prettier than the flower.

730

Even your hairstyle is the same as now.

731

Right. I think this hairstyle really suits her.

732

That day when I saw this hairstyle,

733

I felt like crying.

734

I felt that time has passed by so fast.

735

But at the same time, it seems as though it hasn't gone by.

736

Time has gone by a long while ago.

737

It's me who hasn't left. Pity you.

738

Thank goodness you didn't leave.

739

This is taken so well.

740

Look at the lighting, angle and composition.

741

Classic.

742

I took these.

743

Actually I took all the pictures in this album.

744

Really?

745

No wonder.

746

There aren't any shots of the both of you.

747

Let's take a photo together.

748

Okay.

749

Take photo? Wait, I need to touch up.

750

Wait for me.

751

How about use this to take photo?

752

I have a great beautifier photo app in this phone.

753

It's meaningful to keep it real and authentic.

754

Like how we are looking at these old photos.

755

If every photo of yours is beautified,

756

don't you think those memories aren't real?

757

It's like what I said.

758

It sounds so right.

759

That's right.

760

Let's use...

761

this to take photos.

762

This is...Leica M3!

763

Brother An, you have sharp eyes.

764

Oh my, M3 is the classic in the M series.

765

It's as how I imagine it to be. Solid.

766

Outer vulcanite covered body shell. It feels good to handle.

767

Oh my.

768

Try the shutter. It's exquisite.

769

This sound is so good.

770

Here.

771

What's that?

772

Film. Negative.

773

After you used the negative, then you develop into photos.

774

So troublesome. Just shoot using a digital camera, isn't it better?

775

But its delight is in that

776

- you never-

- You never know how your photos will turn out.

- That's right.

777

I remember when I was at the photo developing shop,

778

the kind of expectation and surprise I had while waiting to see my photos.

779

It can never be replaced by digital cameras.

780

That's right. It's like...Imagine with me,

781

the feelings you had while waiting for the postman to deliver love letters,

782

and nowadays you can use a text message to announce your break-up. That's the difference.

783

Do you know?

784

It's ready? Try it.

785

Come, let's take a photo together. I'm almost done.

786

Let me put on lipstick.

787

Wait a while, I'm putting on lipstick.

788

I'm not done yet.

789

Wait a while, I'm not done yet.

790

Hey, if you click that, I will cut off ties with you.

791

So weird. Can't you wait for me to put on lipstick?

792

Thanks, I had my fill of it.

793

This is the fee for the advertisement.

794

If I hold on to it, I will keep it in the dry cabinet.

795

Why are you so nice? Quick, thank Xiaofei.

796

Thanks.

797

You are welcome.

798

Give me 15 minutes. I'll get the dessert ready.

799

Dad, you can help mom create a photo album.

800

That's right. It's M3!

801

Congratulations, hubby.

802

So those privates savings you had to buy a camera, shouldn't you give them to me now?

803

- I don't have.

- Give them to me.

804

- I don't have.

- What is it you don't have?

805

Can I help?

806

Melt it.

807

Melt who?

808

Chocolate.

809

How to melt?

810

Put it in the bowl, heat it over boiling water.

811

Bowl.

812

Put it in.

813

Heat it over boiling water.

814

Mix well. Don't over heat it.

815

Don't worry.

816

Low fire.

817

- Like this?

- Yes, mix slowly.

818

I feel that my family is like this chocolate.

819

What do you mean?

820

They are melted by you.

821

You are good!

822

So good at saying sweet nothings.

823

Learn them quickly, and melt the heart of your girl.

824

I did learn them.

825

What happened then?

826

It's progressing well.

827

Congratulations.

828

- How about you?

- What about me?

- How are you and the new boyfriend doing?

829

You won't understand even if I tell you.

830

Do you have any elastic band?

831

Get one and tie my hair.

832

It keeps falling down.

833

Im tying it now.

834

Don't move.

835

I thought of it.

836

Touching the head. Do you know 90 percent of girls can't resist

837

being touched on the head?

838

Then are you within that 90 percent?

839

What?

840

♫ This way my past existence It has a meaning ♫

841

♫ A heart that has been shattered in the past, it was healed without medicine ♫

842

♫ I realize my wish has been answered ♫

843

Touching the head. Do you know that 90 percent of the girls can't resist

844

being touched on the head?

845

So are you within the 90 percent?

846

What?

847

- I'm saying-

"This is like The Angelus by Jean-François Millet."

848

Uncle?

849

"It's a painting of his that declared the beauty of the landscape."

850

This was said by author of "Drops of God", Tadashi Agi,

851

the red wine, Chateau Mouton Rothschild.

852

This is a gift from me for the guest tonight.

853

What a pity. I have swore to abstain from wine last month.

854

May I know why you made such an unwise

855

decision which goes against human instinct?

856

Because she looks really scary when she's drunk.

857

What did you say?

858

I'm saying the truth.

859

Get up, can't you see?

860

Come, be careful. The head should be here. Go away.

861

Quick.

862

Be careful.

863

Be careful of the head.

864

Are you okay?

865

I told you she's scary when she's drunk.

866

Go away. You guys are so careless.

867

Why can't you position her head properly?

- Just drunk after two glasses.

868

But she's really bold.

869

An Qinghui, tidy your room. Let Xiaofei sleep in there tonight.

870

- My room?

- That's right.

871

Just let her sleep on the sofa.

872

Okay then. She can sleep on this sofa

873

and I will sleep on that sofa. I will protect her during the night.

874

Are you drunk? Go back and sleep in your own house.

875

Don't be too hasty in wooing after girls.

876

Hey, sis. You are right.

877

Look at her. Her figure and face

878

meet all my requirements.

879

She has brains as well. Very well suited for me.

880

Then you have to be more serious.

881

I know.

882

Mom, what does he mean?

883

You are the one who introduce them to each other. In the future when they get married,

884

you have to say a few words on the stage.

885

- You can't do this.

- That's right. I think it won't do too.

886

Why not?

887

Because Uncle...

888

Uncle, you don't like mature women, right? She's old.

889

That's right. It seems like she's thirty years old.

890

Thirty? Still alright.

891

She's a mature woman who doesn't look old.

892

She's what I'm looking for.

893

But...

894

She likes talented men.

895

I don't have anything but talent.

896

Time was slower in the past.

897

Carriage, horse, and mail did not reach fast.

898

You need your lifetime to just love the person who is right.

899

No wonder when I was reciting "Slower Days in the Past" by Mu Xin,

900

the gaze she gave me was full of admiration.

901

The gaze was full of sparkle.

902

Did you see that? He's talented. He knows everything in the universe.

903

This really won't do.

904

What's wrong with you? Why do you keep protesting?

905

It's not as though he's snatching your girlfriend. Why are you objecting to it?

906

- Because she has a boyfriend.

- What?

907

That's right.

908

Sorry. I forgot to ask the most important question.

909

You should know.

910

She's prettier than a female celebrity, and a director.

911

How is it possible that she doesn't have a boyfriend?

912

Sister, if there's nothing else, I'm leaving now.

913

- Brother-in-law, I'm leaving.

- Leaving now?

914

What do you have for me?

915

Why?

916

Because I love it.

917

Are you preventing the possibility that you would forget me?

918

That's why you are putting your most loved possession with me,

919

so that even if you forgot about me, you'd not forget that your most loved possession is here with me.

920

You have so much weird thoughts.

921

I will only be away for 2 months of filming. How will I forget you?

922

Didn't you say there are many pretty ladies there?

923

Yes.

924

But I love the you that's not beautiful.

925

I'm not beautiful?

926

So in your eyes, I'm not beautiful?

927

I...

928

What's wrong?

929

Have I hurt you?

930

Don't make this kind of joke with me.

931

Okay, sorry.

932

Anyway, focused on your filming.

933

I will focus on thinking about you.

934

Remember to call me every day to report that you are safe and sound.

935

Let me know that you are doing well.

936

Don't worry. I will hope for the day

937

which we can be together and be open about it.

938

I'll do my filming well and be serious about it.

939

This movie will be a huge success.

940

Then without any guilt and regrets,

941

I can then end the past and be the real me.

942

Subtitles and Timing By The Dearest Team @ Viki

943

This Saturday is Shampoo's birthday.

[Finish doing the birthday present]

944

Are you free to attend an old friend's wedding banquet with me?

945

I wish you and your wife a happy and lasting marriage.

946

Luo Xiaofei, I am free.

947

- What's up?

- I'm looking for someone.

948

Thirty.

949

I don't have the means to be courageous.

950

I must be rational and select carefully.

951

♫ I prefer ♫

952

♫ To learn how to face a lonely journey by myself ♫

953

♫ And not wanting to see you squandering your youth ♫

954

♫ In the people who trapped you ♫

955

♫ In the memories of time please remember me ♫

956

♫ Don't hesitate to run towards him ♫

957

♫ Don't go back. Don't go back. ♫

958

♫ Don't stay. Don't stay. ♫

959

♫ He is not me, I am not demanding ♫

960

♫ To grow old with you ♫

961

♫ For your happiness, It's my reason for letting you go ♫

962

♫ You don't need to know my sincere heart ♫

963

♫ You don't need to know I will miss you, too ♫

964

♫ I forward my blessings to you ♫

965

♫ Dry every tear ♫

966

♫ This way my past existence It has a meaning ♫