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Previously, on "Girlfriends'
Guide to Divorce"...
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Sherry and I are getting a divorce.
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- Sorry.
- Bald Eagle is Albert.
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- I slept with your Albert.
- Are you gonna keep seeing him?
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- I don't know.
- But you like him.
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- There's something there.
- Boyfriend, huh?
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- Yeah, so?
- Sounds kind of nice.
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- I'm selling my house.
- Downsizing is brilliant.
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We got two offers on the house.
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Does that mean we're
moving to the beach?
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- Yup.
- Thank you so much for seeing
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us, Cameron, we're really
big fans of your product.
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You know, we're pretty
psyched about our new
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- VinoLyte product.
- All the other advertisers
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that we met today, added up,
still do not equal one Cameron.
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I do have some thoughts on content.
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- The deal's off.
- Paul's leaving Legal Aid.
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He's running for a seat on City Council.
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I'm gonna need help on my campaign.
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My dad had a stroke. I love you.
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And that is why I think that
Dad should live with me.
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I just want to help
him with his recovery
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and then just see where we are.
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- My mom died.
- What happened?
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She had a heart attack.
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I can't deal with the
business right now, you know?
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I need you to take it. I trust you.
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I got it, Abby, don't
worry about anything here.
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I so wish we weren't beholden
to the douche nozzles
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- of this world and their money.
- Maybe we don't have to be.
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What if we shook things up completely?
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Okay...
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Right...
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Thanks, Mom.
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Um...
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Ooh.
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Careful there, you're gonna
cut your fingers off.
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Thank you. You are right.
I just have so many work emails.
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It's like, I've been
gone a couple of weeks,
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but it feels like months?
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Are you excited to go back today?
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Yes. Very.
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And a little stressed, you know, I mean,
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Barbara's great,
but a brand-new site like this,
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it's a two-person job, for sure.
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Lilly, will you please
go to the guesthouse
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and check on Grandpa,
because I don't know if he's up.
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It's way past his feeding time, and...
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- He's not in there.
- Are you sure?
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- I thought he was in here.
- Oh, God.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Where were you?
- Oh, it's a beautiful morning.
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- Thought I'd stretch my legs.
- Yeah?
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- Mm-hmm.
- You remember what the doctor
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said, that you can't be
exerting yourself too much?
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How am I gonna win Olympic gold
if I miss my morning walk?
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Well, you'll have to settle for bronze.
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- Now, go sit down...
- Well, that's not good...
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Your breakfast is almost ready.
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- Okay. Hi, kids.
- Morning, Gramps.
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Mm. So.
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What's the gossip in the
McCarthy household here, huh?
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School. Nothing. It's boring.
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- Here you go, Dad.
- Not this green goo again.
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- Eww!
- That's avocado,
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and it is brain food,
and it has been studied,
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and it does wonders for
brain healing, so doctors
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recommend you have it every day.
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Well, doctors also recommend
that I take my medication,
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which I'm doing every day,
and it's working fine.
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- Come on, let me whip up a treat.
- No, Dad.
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No, no, I used to make those
eggs in a hole, remember?
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- You loved it!
- Sit. You cannot
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whip anything up in your condition.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Fine.
- Good.
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- I'll eat my brain food.
- Great.
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Lilly, you're gonna take
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Charlie to school today, right?
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Dad, I'm gonna come home
at lunch and I'm gonna
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- check on you.
- Okay.
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I'm just gonna get it all done.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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You sure you're gonna be all right?
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I'm fine. It's time for you
to get back into real life.
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- Your business. Go.
- Okay.
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- Now!
- Okay!
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Come on. Do it. Make money. Oh, yeah.
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- Drive safely. Don't die.
- I won't die.
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- I love you.
- Don't worry about me.
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- All right?
- Bye!
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- Bye, Mom.
- What is this you're eating?
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- No. Ah!
- There we go.
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- Synced and corrected by AngMeng -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Oh!
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Did you book that space at the Modahaus
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for the donor breakfast next week?
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Really?
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That's what you were
thinking about just now?
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Yeah. Didn't you know?
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I have to think about my
campaign to postpone my orgasm.
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Really?
So that's for my pleasure?
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Hey, you have no idea the
amount of bureaucratic red tape
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I have to concentrate on to
last five minutes with you.
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Okay.
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Well, then, at the risk of
causing premature ejaculation,
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the fundraiser's all taken care of,
and Darren has padded
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the guest list with the deepest
pockets that he could find.
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I'm sure they're expecting
to keep me in their pocket.
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Imagine their faces when they
realize I'm using the money
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to actually keep my campaign promises.
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- Novel, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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What do you do when your
opponent starts dredging up
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your dark past?
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Hmm? Running all these attack ads?
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It's a City Council race.
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Also, I'm super clean.
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Squeaky clean.
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Latino edition.
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You've never done anything
that you're ashamed of?
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Look, I've been planning this
career move for a long time.
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So, staying on the straight and narrow.
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What? What?
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Nothing, you're just such a puritan.
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- A puritan?
- It's annoying.
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- What?
- Slash inspiring.
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You're inspiring.
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You don't know me that well.
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I know you well enough.
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- Ah. Come on!
- Aw, Mom!
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Oh. Oh!
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Sh... oh! Sh... welcome home!
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Yay!
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What's going on?
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Mwah! Oh, sweetie!
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Oh, I'm sorry I'm early.
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I think my cab driver was
going for a personal best.
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That's okay, as long as he
got you here in one piece.
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My gosh, I missed you so much.
You have no idea.
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Look at you.
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Oh, my gosh, you're taller than me.
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I've been taller than you
since the fifth grade.
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That is true. That is true.
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Okay, you have some unpacking to do.
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And I have to put in some
bakery time, but I have
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a whole night planned for us,
so a little dinner,
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- and a little walk on the beach...
- Oh, my gosh...
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- Yeah, a little catch-up time.
- I'm so excited
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to hear about what's been
happening back here with you.
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Well, you know.
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Uh, same old, same old. Really boring.
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Yeah.
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So you had a nice last couple
of days at the mountain school?
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Yeah, they threw us a huge party,
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- and look at these pictures...
- Pictures!
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That I loaded onto Insta.
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Isn't that pretty?
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No you have to press the
"Input" button, Dad.
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It's the... it's right in
the middle of the remote.
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Oh, that's the Blu-ray remote.
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No, you have to use the white
remote, which is on the...
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Uh, sorry, Dad.
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Read a book, and I will call you back.
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Hi, there. Welcome to Lady Parts.
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- Can I help you?
- Uh...
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- Yes?
- Abby!
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- Babs. Oh, my God.
- I'm so glad you're back.
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Yeah, me too.
I missed this place so much.
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- You have no idea...
- Parker! She's here.
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- Abby!
- Parker.
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Your hair. You changed your hair.
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- Just a cut. You like?
- Oh, I love it.
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It's just, you know,
different. It's different.
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Like so many other things here.
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- The logo...
- I know. Fancy, huh?
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Parker got a friend to
do it on the cheap.
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- Wow.
- How's your dad doing?
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He's better. He is on the mend.
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Doctors feel good about it, so...
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- That's awesome.
- So great to hear.
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Oh, I'm so rude. Sorry.
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Abby, meet Laina, our new assistant.
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- Oh, hi. Hi there.
- I need you.
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- Um...
- I feel like such a doof, Abby.
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- I should have known it was you.
- That's all right.
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Um, how would she know?
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- We have an assistant. Wow.
- She's been here a week.
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And we will get you back up to speed.
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After you, my lady.
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Okay.
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- So exciting.
- It is exciting.
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- A return in lavender.
- Yes, a lavender explosion.
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Oh, did you move that
call with Christina
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about the maternity leave piece?
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I'm still trying to get a hold of her.
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- Would you like 2:00 or 4:00?
- Let's do 5:00.
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Make sure Abby's all
caught up and ready.
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- Are you good with 5:00?
- Um... I love 5:00.
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Barbara, almost done with
the layout on the new
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work life page design...
Do you have a minute?
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All right, I'll be right there.
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- Um...
- So, you cool?
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- So cool.
- Okay.
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I will check in on you soon.
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- Great to have you back.
- Great to be back.
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Oh, yay.
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Looks great. Submit it.
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Thanks.
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- Hey.
- How's it going?
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I know it's a lot.
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It's a lot of awesomeness, though.
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You did a
really great job, Barbara.
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There's just one little thing:
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I've been looking over the budget?
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Straight to the exciting stuff.
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Yes, we're a little in the red, but,
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the press we've been
getting lately has been...
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Right, yeah, the whole "All
female advertisers" thing.
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I read about that in the
"Business Weekly" article.
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- Wow.
- It's cool, right?
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I mean, there were a lot
of great quotes in there.
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I loved "Lady Parts:
where all the parts are 100% lady."
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Thank you. Hit me in the moment.
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Well, it's a great concept,
it's just a little bit
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bold for a start-up.
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I'm looking at these numbers,
and I'm really
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missing Cameron and
that VinoLyte account.
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I hear that, but the
all-female advertiser thing
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has really got people energized.
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It's exciting, you know,
not to be beholden to
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- men, and male companies...
- Right.
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All female voices in our writers,
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and our employees, and it's noisy.
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- And it's getting us buzz.
- Buzz. Love. Great.
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Yes, but when is it gonna
reap financial dividends?
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We're a 21st-century feminist website
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breaking new feminist ground.
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We'll get more advertisers.
I promise you.
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Okay.
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Yes. We will see what happens.
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Thank you.
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- This is the frontrunner.
- Look at that.
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- I know.
- Wow.
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I love it. Look at that beautiful light.
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Oh, this is an insane loft,
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and Venice is where it's happening.
247
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- What's happening?
- Everything.
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I'm so proud of Phoebe.
She's downsizing.
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You're taking control of your life.
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No, it's great. It's great I cannot wait
251
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to get out of the house,
it's just this escrow
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has been exhausting,
it's like a big Band-Aid
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that needs to be ripped off,
the Band-Aid being my old life,
254
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and my new life being
this raw, oozing scab.
255
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- Eww.
- Yeah, I know.
256
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But it's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
257
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- The estate sale is happening.
- Mm.
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Everything must go. You have to come.
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I will buy anything you want
as long as you donate...
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- Yes, I'm gonna donate...
- That's a little beneath you.
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This is important.
Getting Paul elected is an
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opportunity to affect real change.
263
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He genuinely cares about this city,
and he has the brains
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and the political savvy to get through
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all that legislative gridlock.
266
00:10:36,466 --> 00:10:38,600
- Wow.
- What?
267
00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:42,304
- Delia Banai's in love.
- Oh, puh-lease.
268
00:10:42,339 --> 00:10:43,939
Forget legislative gridlock,
I'm just impressed
269
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he pushed through your
emotional gridlock.
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You see what I did there,
with the gridlock?
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- I did. That was impressive.
- You're very clever.
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Winning Delia's heart by a landslide.
273
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Let's just say he's leading in
the polls by double digits.
274
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Okay, enough. Money. Donations.
275
00:11:01,692 --> 00:11:04,326
Barbara donated, official
endorsement, now it's your turn.
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- You two.
- You're relentless.
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00:11:05,929 --> 00:11:08,296
- Please make your checks out...
- Jesus!
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Campaign, and ask your
friends to donate.
279
00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:15,203
I don't have any more friends.
You guys are exhausting enough.
280
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,639
I could ask Albert.
281
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Should I ask him to donate?
282
00:11:19,543 --> 00:11:21,543
Well, I'm shameless now, so sure.
283
00:11:21,578 --> 00:11:24,813
While he's donating, maybe can
bring him to the estate sale.
284
00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:26,815
Okay, that would be a little awkward.
285
00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:28,550
Oh, come on. We're all friends now.
286
00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:30,919
He hasn't met Barbara.
He hasn't met Abby.
287
00:11:30,954 --> 00:11:34,189
Speaking of a Band-Aid
getting ripped off...
288
00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:37,192
Well, talk about an open scab.
289
00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:39,261
I'm kidding. It's fine.
It's fine. I'm fine.
290
00:11:39,296 --> 00:11:41,730
Okay, well, how about Zooey?
Do they get along?
291
00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:44,532
- Get along? She just got here.
- So?
292
00:11:44,568 --> 00:11:47,402
So, my love life has
been a parade of horrors
293
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,738
to the kid, and I don't
want to freak her out.
294
00:11:49,773 --> 00:11:50,939
She know you're seeing someone?
295
00:11:50,974 --> 00:11:52,507
I will tell her
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when I drop her off at college.
297
00:11:54,444 --> 00:11:56,578
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
298
00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:58,847
Okay, weed is legal here in California,
299
00:11:58,882 --> 00:12:00,882
so I'm pretty sure this
bakery is killing it.
300
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Add a zero.
301
00:12:04,621 --> 00:12:07,522
Well?
302
00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,257
I'm scared to give you mine.
303
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,693
You, Lilly-bell,
you were only 12,
304
00:12:11,728 --> 00:12:13,795
and you got so angry at your father,
305
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:16,631
'cause you accused him
of changing his score
306
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:19,034
- to a hole-in-one, right?
- Yeah.
307
00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:21,803
- He did cheat.
- No!
308
00:12:21,838 --> 00:12:23,805
Dad didn't cheat you're
just bad at mini-golf...
309
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,540
- Well...
- Okay, let me just say that
310
00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:27,375
both those things can be
true at the same time.
311
00:12:28,812 --> 00:12:31,046
Dina used to always take your side.
312
00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:32,881
You two would gang up on poor Jake.
313
00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:35,016
I almost felt sorry for him.
314
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,356
Daddy...
315
00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:45,327
You miss Grandma?
316
00:12:45,362 --> 00:12:47,495
Yeah, I do. Very much, I do.
317
00:12:47,531 --> 00:12:49,798
Yeah.
318
00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:53,468
Hey, why don't we go back to
that mini-golf place, huh?
319
00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:56,071
Let's do that. And how about tonight?
320
00:12:56,106 --> 00:12:57,706
- Tonight? No, it's late.
- Yeah!
321
00:12:57,741 --> 00:12:59,574
- It's late.
- No, no. Come on. Come on.
322
00:12:59,609 --> 00:13:01,576
I've been pent up here all day.
323
00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,478
What do you say, kids,
I'll get you some ice cream, and...
324
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:05,413
- Ice cream, yeah!
- Ice cream? Okay.
325
00:13:05,449 --> 00:13:07,282
First of all, Dad,
you're lactose intolerant,
326
00:13:07,317 --> 00:13:09,484
and second of all, I have a
lot of things to catch up on
327
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,753
for work, and then we can just
find a better time to do all...
328
00:13:11,788 --> 00:13:13,822
No, no, I'll just take 'em, then.
You just work. You work.
329
00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:15,924
No, the doctor said you can't drive.
330
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:18,493
What, because of my condition?
I'm just fine, all right?
331
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:19,928
- No...
- I'm perfectly capable of...
332
00:13:19,963 --> 00:13:21,529
- I can drive us...
- Honey...
333
00:13:21,565 --> 00:13:24,466
I can drive. Your mother...
334
00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:26,334
She's just being overly cautious.
335
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,603
That's very generous of you,
but I'm not gonna let you be
336
00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:30,438
responsible for Grandpa,
and that's just too much
337
00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:31,973
- to put on you.
- I'm right here, Abby.
338
00:13:32,008 --> 00:13:34,509
You don't need to talk around
me like I'm some child.
339
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,611
You can't drive. The doctor said that...
340
00:13:36,646 --> 00:13:38,813
I don't care what the damn doctor said!
341
00:13:57,996 --> 00:13:59,996
Hey.
342
00:14:06,104 --> 00:14:07,737
- Kids okay?
- They're okay.
343
00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:09,539
They're a little freaked.
344
00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,941
Worried about you.
345
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,781
You can't do that, Dad.
346
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,913
- I know.
- You can't lash out like that.
347
00:14:16,948 --> 00:14:19,549
Not in front of the kids,
or this won't work.
348
00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:23,586
It's not working.
349
00:14:23,622 --> 00:14:26,589
I feel like an invalid.
You treat me like I can't
350
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,659
do anything, like I can't
make my own choices.
351
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,861
Well, you're sick. You're...
352
00:14:31,897 --> 00:14:34,330
Recovering. You have to trust me.
353
00:14:34,366 --> 00:14:36,299
I am just trying to take care of you.
354
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,101
I know you are, honey,
and I love you for it,
355
00:14:38,136 --> 00:14:40,303
But I can't drive.
356
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,672
I can't even take a walk by myself.
357
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:46,776
No, honey, it doesn't feel
like my life anymore.
358
00:14:46,811 --> 00:14:48,978
Look, there's been a lot of change,
359
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,948
and it happened really fast,
and it's just gonna
360
00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:55,785
take us a beat to get back to normal.
361
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,352
Normal.
362
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,490
I don't even know what that is anymore.
363
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,525
Well, you'll find it.
364
00:15:02,561 --> 00:15:03,960
We'll find it.
365
00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:05,995
We're gonna get it back.
366
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,830
And I can, you know,
367
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,700
I can loosen up a little bit.
368
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,702
- You? Really?
- Okay.
369
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,138
Hmm?
370
00:15:15,173 --> 00:15:16,706
You really are your mother's daughter...
371
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,863
Okay, well, no need to lob insults here.
372
00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:34,057
That right there? I don't know, baby.
373
00:15:34,092 --> 00:15:35,658
I don't even know where
that was in her house.
374
00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:37,527
- They're so big.
- Okay, thank you.
375
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,896
Thank you. Thank you, table,
376
00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:43,833
for hosting so many great meals,
377
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:46,736
and thank you for bringing my family
378
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,572
closer on some nights.
379
00:15:49,608 --> 00:15:51,407
Thank you.
380
00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:54,844
That table doesn't ever
actually talk back, does it?
381
00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:57,080
No. No, it doesn't talk back.
382
00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:59,983
I am using the KonMari Method.
383
00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:02,518
You're supposed to
thank your possessions
384
00:16:02,554 --> 00:16:05,888
for their service before
you say "Farewell."
385
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,557
Because you wouldn't want
to sell people stuff
386
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,525
- that had low self-esteem?
- No.
387
00:16:09,561 --> 00:16:11,494
Because I am trying to make downsizing
388
00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:13,062
a positive experience.
389
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,031
This much change has been
really hard on the kids.
390
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:16,499
- Thanks. Bye.
- Bye.
391
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,501
Yeah, they look really traumatized.
392
00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,770
Yeah, well, not right now.
It's fun right now.
393
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,573
- Love this, Phoebs.
- Oh.
394
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:26,676
- So soft.
- Oh, it's so soft on your feet.
395
00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:29,445
I feel the connection
396
00:16:29,481 --> 00:16:31,114
- between you two.
- Is that what you're feeling?
397
00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:33,683
- Yes, that is what I'm feeling.
- I feel Phoebe
398
00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:35,551
thanking this rug for
emptying your bank account.
399
00:16:35,587 --> 00:16:37,053
Stop it, it's not that much money.
400
00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:38,888
- Not that much...
- Yeah, well.
401
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:40,556
If I wanted a lesson on penny pinching,
402
00:16:40,592 --> 00:16:42,191
- I'd talk to Abby.
- Oh, no.
403
00:16:42,227 --> 00:16:43,860
Are you guys having financial problems?
404
00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:46,763
No, Abby's just a stickler for details.
405
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,431
It's like she has a
spreadsheet for a brain.
406
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,133
Yeah, well, that's part of her charm.
407
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:51,934
Um, I have to go.
408
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,636
Someone is circling the
Castlewood chandelier,
409
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:57,573
but look around. Good luck. Have fun.
410
00:16:57,609 --> 00:17:00,443
Mm, seems like that, uh, spreadsheet
411
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,911
is getting under your skin.
412
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:04,547
Oh, my God. Yesterday was so stressful.
413
00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:06,482
It's like she was back five
minutes, and questioning
414
00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:08,084
every decision I had made.
415
00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,952
Well, maybe you should
give her some time, babe.
416
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,088
- She needs to adjust.
- You're right.
417
00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:13,589
Oh, my God, I'm just
bitching and moaning,
418
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:14,891
and the woman just lost her mom,
419
00:17:14,926 --> 00:17:16,726
and has all the issues with her dad...
420
00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:19,095
Well, just know that you
can bitch and moan to me
421
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:21,464
all you want, I will never judge you.
422
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,933
I know you won't.
423
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,568
However, if you buy that rug,
424
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:26,969
I will judge the hell out of you.
425
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,604
That thing is ugly.
426
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,573
Shh, you're gonna hurt its feelings.
427
00:17:30,608 --> 00:17:32,475
Sorry.
428
00:17:57,669 --> 00:18:00,803
Hi, um, it's Abby McCarthy.
429
00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:02,872
From Lady Parts, yeah.
430
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,297
Yeah, well, I bet you're surprised.
431
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:06,898
_
432
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,016
There you go.
433
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,818
Mm.
434
00:18:15,854 --> 00:18:18,521
There she goes.
435
00:18:20,325 --> 00:18:22,725
You didn't say "Thank
you" to that dress.
436
00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:24,660
Every man who's ever
seen me in that dress
437
00:18:24,696 --> 00:18:26,696
has thanked it enough.
438
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,765
And now it's gone.
439
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,034
Anyways, did you find anything you like?
440
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:35,738
Maybe I will take this beauty.
441
00:18:35,774 --> 00:18:38,541
Oh, yes, I bought this
442
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:42,145
in a wild Manhattan
shopping spree weekend,
443
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:45,548
and it was... not this price.
444
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,049
Um, who changed the tags?
445
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,152
Well, a lot of people
were looking at it,
446
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:50,887
and no one was buying it.
447
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,889
And you said, "Everything must go."
448
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,325
Yes, I did, but not us,
to the poorhouse.
449
00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:00,930
- That's better.
- Oh, Phoebe, it is used.
450
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,832
- It's not even last season.
- You know what?
451
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:05,034
As an official supporter of
Paul Cordero for city council,
452
00:19:05,069 --> 00:19:07,370
I have every right to change that price.
453
00:19:07,405 --> 00:19:10,173
Capitalism.
454
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,175
Hey!
455
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,577
- Ooh, cute.
- Abby!
456
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,912
- Hi.
- I thought you were supposed
457
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,147
- to be working.
- I was. I did.
458
00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:20,716
I got like a few hours in. Hi.
459
00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:22,885
- Everything good?
- Everything is great.
460
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:24,787
- Hey, kids.
- Hi, Abby.
461
00:19:24,823 --> 00:19:27,723
Good job. Um, yes. It really helped.
462
00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:29,725
It's just being in the
office, by myself,
463
00:19:29,761 --> 00:19:32,628
on a Saturday, it was so helpful.
464
00:19:32,664 --> 00:19:34,931
I just feel like I'm
getting my bearings.
465
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,766
- Okay, that's great to hear.
- Yeah.
466
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,368
- Back in the swing of things.
- Yes. Full swing.
467
00:19:39,404 --> 00:19:41,404
And I never even checked in with my dad,
468
00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:43,973
and he texted me, told me
he already took his pills
469
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,875
without my reminding him. Yay!
470
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,977
Okay.
471
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:51,214
Oh, my God, is that who I think it is?
472
00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:54,150
Uh, Abby, Barbara,
473
00:19:54,185 --> 00:19:57,253
this is Albert.
474
00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:58,921
- Hi.
- Hi.
475
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,156
- Albert, awesome to meet you.
- Hi.
476
00:20:00,191 --> 00:20:02,091
- Hi, hi, hi.
- Thank you.
477
00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:05,628
Ladies, it's great to finally
put faces to the names.
478
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,097
Same.
479
00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:10,266
Delia, hi.
480
00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:11,634
Hi, Albert.
481
00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:15,071
Well, this is painful.
482
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:17,073
This is worst than my last root canal.
483
00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:19,308
What's painful, just because
half the women standing here
484
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:22,178
have seen my naked ass?
Why would that be awkward?
485
00:20:22,213 --> 00:20:23,679
Abby.
486
00:20:23,715 --> 00:20:25,414
- Hello.
- Hi.
487
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:27,750
- Hi, sweetheart.
- Mwah! Mwah!
488
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:29,719
- Albert.
- Hey, Phoebe.
489
00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:32,121
Wow, what did I miss?
490
00:20:32,156 --> 00:20:34,290
Can I just say, now that I'm
seeing you two together,
491
00:20:34,325 --> 00:20:37,960
it just feels right... you're like
two puzzle pieces that just fit.
492
00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:41,931
Thank you, Delia.
493
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:43,766
Well, we got that shit out of the way.
494
00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:45,668
Oh, my God.
495
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,137
- Well, let's, uh, let's browse.
- Okay.
496
00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:49,805
- Shall we?
- We're gonna browse.
497
00:20:49,841 --> 00:20:51,140
- We're gonna browse.
- Okay.
498
00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:53,876
Browse away.
499
00:20:53,912 --> 00:20:55,344
- Well done, Delia.
- Mm-hmm.
500
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,946
- Seriously classy.
- Thanks.
501
00:20:56,981 --> 00:20:58,481
That was really cathartic.
502
00:20:58,516 --> 00:21:01,150
Feels like all the Albert
stuff's in the rearview.
503
00:21:01,185 --> 00:21:03,152
Ooh. BRB.
504
00:21:03,187 --> 00:21:05,154
- I'm gonna browse.
- Okay.
505
00:21:05,189 --> 00:21:08,057
- Because I see sparkly things...
- I thought that went well.
506
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:11,794
Yeah, yeah, you didn't spout
horns and burn them alive.
507
00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:14,830
So I'd say you're really
winning hearts and minds.
508
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,967
I wish it was that easy with my kid.
509
00:21:18,002 --> 00:21:20,303
Hey, it's no big deal,
we tell her when you're ready.
510
00:21:20,338 --> 00:21:22,872
I'm so ready, just...
511
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,807
I don't want to jolt her.
512
00:21:24,842 --> 00:21:27,076
The last guy I was with was a
sex addict who fled the country,
513
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:30,246
and now her dad is drying
out in New Mexico.
514
00:21:30,281 --> 00:21:32,048
I'm a real winner magnet.
515
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,217
- Or was.
- Yeah, and what's my vice?
516
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:38,254
You don't have a vice. You're perfect.
517
00:21:38,289 --> 00:21:40,756
I just wish she knew it.
518
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:43,893
Well, maybe we can ease her in.
519
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,829
I'm listening.
520
00:21:46,864 --> 00:21:48,731
Well, the wraparound part is nice,
521
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,933
and you always look so
cute... what's the matter?
522
00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:53,269
- What's happening?
- Hey.
523
00:21:53,304 --> 00:21:56,038
I didn't say good-bye.
524
00:21:56,074 --> 00:21:58,407
To the chair? It's inanimate.
525
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,242
I know. I know it's inanimate.
526
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,878
It's just, it is the
first thing that I bought
527
00:22:02,914 --> 00:22:05,181
when I got married,
and I had never spent
528
00:22:05,216 --> 00:22:09,085
so much money in my life, and I...
529
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,188
I thought I was into
something new, that I...
530
00:22:12,223 --> 00:22:14,223
I didn't have to worry anymore.
531
00:22:14,258 --> 00:22:15,925
Well, you are into something new,
532
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,461
again, and it's gonna be great.
533
00:22:18,496 --> 00:22:21,797
- Yeah. You are right.
- Yeah.
534
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,466
Yeah, I just...
535
00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:25,801
I just didn't think that
536
00:22:25,837 --> 00:22:28,571
getting rid of everything
would be so hard.
537
00:22:28,606 --> 00:22:31,240
- Mm.
- But...
538
00:22:31,275 --> 00:22:34,043
Downsizing is the right thing to do.
539
00:22:34,078 --> 00:22:36,112
- Mm-hmm.
- Phoebe, you haven't sold
540
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,247
your calendar yet, have you?
541
00:22:38,282 --> 00:22:40,383
I don't even have a calendar.
What are you talking about?
542
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:42,118
- No one has...
- Because jot down a reminder
543
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,920
to watch Kathie Lee
and Hoda on Thursday.
544
00:22:44,956 --> 00:22:47,089
Oh, my God, are we...
545
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:49,558
That was one of the producers,
and not a big deal,
546
00:22:49,594 --> 00:22:51,227
but K and H are Lady Parts readers,
547
00:22:51,262 --> 00:22:53,262
and they want us on this week.
548
00:22:53,297 --> 00:22:55,264
- Aw.
- Oh, my God, Barbra!
549
00:22:55,299 --> 00:22:57,433
That is so exciting! Yes!
550
00:22:57,468 --> 00:22:59,935
Yay! both: Yay!
551
00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:01,937
We're gonna be on TV.
We're gonna be on TV.
552
00:23:01,973 --> 00:23:03,873
? With Kathie Lee and Hoda ?
553
00:23:03,908 --> 00:23:05,941
? Kathie Lee and Hoda,
Kathie Lee and Hoda ?
554
00:23:09,843 --> 00:23:12,410
I mean, let's face it:
we all drive in Los Angeles.
555
00:23:12,445 --> 00:23:14,946
We know how frustrating
it can be, right?
556
00:23:14,981 --> 00:23:18,416
And not only am I proposing an
expansion of the rail and bus
557
00:23:18,451 --> 00:23:21,252
service to get more drivers
off the road, but I plan
558
00:23:21,288 --> 00:23:23,321
to introduce less
confusing parking signs.
559
00:23:23,356 --> 00:23:25,323
I mean, what is the point of
getting someplace ten minutes
560
00:23:25,358 --> 00:23:27,125
earlier if you're just gonna
spend 20 minutes deciphering
561
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,960
hieroglyphics to avoid
getting a parking ticket?
562
00:23:28,995 --> 00:23:31,129
- Right?
- What? Am I right?
563
00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:33,164
Guys, excuse us. Thank you so much.
564
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,133
Please treat yourself to some
refreshments, all right?
565
00:23:35,168 --> 00:23:37,435
Thank you, Paul.
566
00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,470
- Too much?
- No, you're killing it.
567
00:23:39,506 --> 00:23:41,272
This is perfect.
568
00:23:41,308 --> 00:23:42,907
I kind of want to take our
show on the road, you know?
569
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:44,976
Sell tickets, popcorn?
570
00:23:45,011 --> 00:23:46,511
But look, I want to introduce
you to a few more people, okay?
571
00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:49,013
Okay.
572
00:23:49,049 --> 00:23:50,081
Sherry.
573
00:23:50,116 --> 00:23:51,916
This is Sherry Wilcox.
574
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,251
She contributes to a lot of non-profits
575
00:23:53,286 --> 00:23:54,786
for underprivileged youth.
576
00:23:54,821 --> 00:23:56,854
- Sherry, this is...
- Delia.
577
00:23:56,890 --> 00:23:58,523
- We've met.
- Oh.
578
00:23:58,558 --> 00:24:00,325
She actually works with
my ex-husband, Albert.
579
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,093
It's nice to see you again, Sherry.
580
00:24:02,128 --> 00:24:04,095
Well, great. No need for introductions.
581
00:24:12,472 --> 00:24:16,274
- Thank you for your loyalty.
- Have a nice day.
582
00:24:16,309 --> 00:24:20,345
Puerto Rican Puma? Is that you?
583
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:22,947
- Bald Eagle, what's going on?
- That's right.
584
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,617
- Hi, how are you?
- I'm great.
585
00:24:25,652 --> 00:24:28,019
I'll be darned... Zooey,
this is my sparring partner
586
00:24:28,054 --> 00:24:29,554
from Tao of Rex, you remember?
587
00:24:29,589 --> 00:24:31,889
- Yeah, the boxing thing.
- The boxing thing.
588
00:24:31,925 --> 00:24:34,292
That's exactly right.
589
00:24:34,327 --> 00:24:37,862
Your mom is a firecracker.
590
00:24:37,897 --> 00:24:40,064
In the ring. In the ring.
591
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:42,300
Zooey, it is really nice to meet you.
592
00:24:42,335 --> 00:24:44,135
Yeah, you too.
593
00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:46,004
So what brings you to
this neck of the woods?
594
00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:48,139
- Oh, um, business meeting.
- Mm-hmm.
595
00:24:48,174 --> 00:24:50,141
- This is crazy.
- Yeah.
596
00:24:50,176 --> 00:24:52,343
I mean, I never get to the west side.
597
00:24:52,379 --> 00:24:54,879
- It's a small world.
- Yeah, you own this place?
598
00:24:54,914 --> 00:24:56,914
I do, I do. I'm sure I've told you that.
599
00:24:56,950 --> 00:24:59,183
At least that much. No?
600
00:24:59,219 --> 00:25:00,652
- I'm sure you have.
- Yes, yes.
601
00:25:00,687 --> 00:25:02,487
- Yeah.
- Listen, we're, uh,
602
00:25:02,522 --> 00:25:04,589
we're about to take a break
and have some breakfast.
603
00:25:04,624 --> 00:25:06,424
- You care to join us?
- You know, as a matter of fact,
604
00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:08,993
I could really go for
some breakfast right now.
605
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,328
- Okay, okay.
- That would be great.
606
00:25:10,363 --> 00:25:12,063
Zooey? You cool with that?
607
00:25:12,098 --> 00:25:13,231
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah. Okay.
608
00:25:13,266 --> 00:25:16,301
Let's go to the patio. Come on.
609
00:25:19,706 --> 00:25:22,540
It's just a TV interview.
It's no biggie.
610
00:25:22,575 --> 00:25:24,242
- It's gonna be great.
- It's our first
611
00:25:24,277 --> 00:25:27,345
live national TV interview.
612
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,347
Okay, ladies, we are on in two.
613
00:25:29,382 --> 00:25:32,183
- Two what? Minutes? Seconds?
- Minutes.
614
00:25:32,218 --> 00:25:34,185
Breathe.
615
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:36,254
You remember my last interview.
616
00:25:36,289 --> 00:25:39,023
Epic meltdown. Froze on
camera. Ring any bells?
617
00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:40,958
That's not gonna happen
this time, and I've done
618
00:25:40,994 --> 00:25:42,694
this show before,
so I can take the lead.
619
00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:46,197
You can just jump in
when you feel it, okay?
620
00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:50,435
Whoa! Watch out!
621
00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:53,538
Cheater! No fair! You started first!
622
00:25:55,608 --> 00:25:58,443
Hi. Um, hello?
623
00:25:58,478 --> 00:26:00,978
- Whoa!
- Hello?
624
00:26:01,014 --> 00:26:03,047
- Hi, Laura.
- Hi.
625
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,615
Ah!
626
00:26:04,651 --> 00:26:06,217
- Just checking in.
- Yeah.
627
00:26:06,252 --> 00:26:07,618
Looks like you're almost cleared out.
628
00:26:07,654 --> 00:26:10,121
Yeah, the estate sale was a success.
629
00:26:10,156 --> 00:26:12,390
- Makes moving a lot easier.
- Yeah.
630
00:26:12,425 --> 00:26:15,393
Well, I just have a few more
closing papers for you to sign...
631
00:26:15,428 --> 00:26:17,095
- Okay.
- Here. Oh, and, um,
632
00:26:17,130 --> 00:26:18,663
just FYI, one little tweak.
633
00:26:18,698 --> 00:26:20,665
Mr. Muller would like you
to pay for the repairs
634
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:24,569
to the chimney before you go.
635
00:26:24,604 --> 00:26:26,237
That wasn't part of the agreement.
636
00:26:26,272 --> 00:26:28,573
No, it's just an amendment.
It's totally normal.
637
00:26:28,608 --> 00:26:30,608
- Happens all the time.
- Uh-huh.
638
00:26:30,643 --> 00:26:33,444
Are you okay, Phoebe?
639
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,413
Yeah, sure.
640
00:26:35,448 --> 00:26:38,249
Except that the buyer is pulling
this at the last minute because
641
00:26:38,284 --> 00:26:40,284
he doesn't think I'll refuse
642
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,253
if half my stuff is in a moving van.
643
00:26:42,288 --> 00:26:44,088
Well, I really don't think he's trying...
644
00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:46,591
If I don't agree to this,
it invalidates the whole thing.
645
00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:48,259
Right?
646
00:26:48,294 --> 00:26:50,027
Well, technically,
we haven't closed yet...
647
00:26:50,063 --> 00:26:51,295
Well, then the deal's off.
648
00:26:51,331 --> 00:26:52,597
- Excuse me?
- The deal's off.
649
00:26:52,632 --> 00:26:54,265
It's a buyer's market, right?
650
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,434
I mean, he can push
around another homeowner.
651
00:26:56,469 --> 00:26:57,735
- Guys?
- Yeah?
652
00:26:57,745 --> 00:26:59,103
I am so sorry.
653
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,272
Will you move that back to the bedroom?
654
00:27:01,307 --> 00:27:03,408
That's weird, but I'm
gonna pay you anyway,
655
00:27:03,443 --> 00:27:06,110
so just move that back. Thank you.
656
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:07,512
- So Phoebe...
- You know what, Laura?
657
00:27:07,547 --> 00:27:10,281
I will be in touch. Thank you.
658
00:27:10,316 --> 00:27:12,450
Okay, you'll be... you'll call...
659
00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:18,489
So, how do you plan on dealing
660
00:27:18,525 --> 00:27:20,124
with the city's graffiti problem?
661
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,793
- Hmm.
- Well, that's a great question.
662
00:27:21,828 --> 00:27:24,228
I mean, that has been a
big problem as of late.
663
00:27:24,264 --> 00:27:26,364
Everybody thinks they're
Banksy all of a sudden.
664
00:27:26,399 --> 00:27:27,632
Yeah, some people don't have respect
665
00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:29,300
for what doesn't belong to them.
666
00:27:29,335 --> 00:27:30,668
Yeah, most of these crimes tend to be
667
00:27:30,703 --> 00:27:32,136
committed by underprivileged boys...
668
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,005
Well, no, let's not stereotype.
669
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,475
In my experience, there's been
older, over privileged women
670
00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:40,011
that are just as incorrigible.
671
00:27:40,046 --> 00:27:43,181
And there seems to be a
higher degree of recidivism
672
00:27:43,216 --> 00:27:45,149
when it comes to the
particular type of crime...
673
00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:47,218
Well, some people just
don't learn their lessons.
674
00:27:47,253 --> 00:27:50,822
Even after they're caught,
they just keep messing around.
675
00:27:50,857 --> 00:27:54,325
In their own backyards, at work,
676
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:57,562
- throwing around their cans...
- Sherry, it was my
677
00:27:57,597 --> 00:27:59,664
understanding that the
graffiti in your neighborhood
678
00:27:59,699 --> 00:28:01,365
was cleared up.
679
00:28:01,401 --> 00:28:03,367
You moved on from that property anyways.
680
00:28:03,403 --> 00:28:04,836
Doesn't mean I forgot.
681
00:28:04,871 --> 00:28:07,672
Graffiti tends to stick with you.
682
00:28:07,707 --> 00:28:09,707
Hmm.
683
00:28:09,742 --> 00:28:13,110
Um, I think that my proposed
684
00:28:13,146 --> 00:28:15,213
youth outreach program
will provide the kids
685
00:28:15,248 --> 00:28:18,516
with a healthy recreational
alternative to vandalism.
686
00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:20,218
Well, there you go.
687
00:28:20,253 --> 00:28:21,519
Maybe we should move
on to another issue.
688
00:28:21,554 --> 00:28:25,223
Good idea. How about prostitution?
689
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:29,694
I love that!
690
00:28:29,729 --> 00:28:31,696
Showing up at her door like
it's a rom-com or something.
691
00:28:31,731 --> 00:28:34,098
I love when they show up at the door.
692
00:28:34,133 --> 00:28:35,800
Everybody loves that.
693
00:28:35,835 --> 00:28:37,869
Yeah, I was just so inspired,
you know, and I knew
694
00:28:37,904 --> 00:28:39,770
that Barbara was the only person
that I could do this site with,
695
00:28:39,806 --> 00:28:41,806
and I just wanted to
tell her right away.
696
00:28:41,841 --> 00:28:43,708
You know, I didn't want to wait.
I wanted to see her that night.
697
00:28:43,743 --> 00:28:45,409
I get it. That is so great. You two.
698
00:28:45,445 --> 00:28:47,545
I mean, this completely
shows on the website.
699
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:50,481
We love Lady Parts around here.
Kath and I read it...
700
00:28:50,517 --> 00:28:52,383
- All the time.
- All the time.
701
00:28:52,418 --> 00:28:54,385
- Thank you. Wow.
- Sure.
702
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:56,821
So let's talk now about
this bold initiative
703
00:28:56,856 --> 00:28:59,557
the two of you have launched.
704
00:28:59,592 --> 00:29:03,394
Um... uh, initiative? I...
705
00:29:03,429 --> 00:29:05,263
You know the one,
only female-run companies
706
00:29:05,298 --> 00:29:06,831
advertising on your site?
707
00:29:06,866 --> 00:29:08,566
I mean, we heard about that,
and we thought,
708
00:29:08,601 --> 00:29:10,234
wow, that's some really exciting stuff.
709
00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:11,736
Really exciting, but kind of scary too.
710
00:29:11,771 --> 00:29:13,504
- Yeah.
- But tell us more.
711
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:16,267
What made you ladies
want to take that leap?
712
00:29:17,877 --> 00:29:19,810
- Ladies?
- Abby?
713
00:29:19,846 --> 00:29:21,412
Are... are you all right?
714
00:29:21,447 --> 00:29:23,447
Abby? Are you there?
715
00:29:25,033 --> 00:29:27,935
Are we having some technical
difficulties over there?
716
00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,470
- No, Kathie Lee, we're here.
- Sorry.
717
00:29:29,505 --> 00:29:31,472
- Our...
- Sorry.
718
00:29:31,507 --> 00:29:34,975
The all-female advertiser thing,
719
00:29:35,011 --> 00:29:38,779
it just felt right for our brand,
a way to stand out from...
720
00:29:38,814 --> 00:29:40,614
That's not the only way we stand out.
721
00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:43,450
You know, we try to find a
new angle on women's issues...
722
00:29:43,486 --> 00:29:45,519
Hang on a second: you guys
are making a real statement.
723
00:29:45,554 --> 00:29:47,721
Totally, I mean a man
comes up to your door,
724
00:29:47,757 --> 00:29:49,423
what are you gonna do,
tell him to take a hike?
725
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:51,992
- Yeah, get out of here, dude.
- Bye.
726
00:29:52,028 --> 00:29:55,496
Well, we'd do it nicely, but yes.
727
00:29:55,531 --> 00:29:57,631
It's something we're trying on,
you know, to see if it fits.
728
00:29:57,667 --> 00:30:00,067
But if a product came along
that appealed to our readers,
729
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:02,670
we would totally consider it,
we would be open
730
00:30:02,705 --> 00:30:04,571
to talking to them,
no matter who ran the company...
731
00:30:04,607 --> 00:30:07,174
Actually, as a feminist
website, we're trying
732
00:30:07,209 --> 00:30:10,644
to make a statement about the
male-dominated business world.
733
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,048
- A culture that tends to...
- I'm a feminist.
734
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,850
I am a lifelong feminist, and I believe
735
00:30:16,886 --> 00:30:19,086
that feminism is about bringing together
736
00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:22,389
enlightened people of
like mind, men and women,
737
00:30:22,425 --> 00:30:25,392
all races, all creeds,
all working together
738
00:30:25,428 --> 00:30:27,494
to advance a feminist agenda.
739
00:30:27,530 --> 00:30:30,664
Abby, I hear you, but I have
a different perspective.
740
00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,866
- Different perspective?
- Uh-oh.
741
00:30:32,902 --> 00:30:35,102
For me, we've gotten to a point where
742
00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:36,937
we can't accept the status quo.
743
00:30:36,972 --> 00:30:39,940
There is a culture of
misogyny that is insidious,
744
00:30:39,975 --> 00:30:42,609
and we need to fight that aggressively.
745
00:30:42,645 --> 00:30:44,078
- Yeah.
- Our all-female advertiser
746
00:30:44,113 --> 00:30:46,046
initiative, yeah, it's a risk,
747
00:30:46,082 --> 00:30:49,183
but we're Lady Parts,
and we're willing to go for it.
748
00:30:49,218 --> 00:30:50,617
- Go for it!
- Yes!
749
00:30:50,653 --> 00:30:52,553
- This is a rallying cry.
- It is.
750
00:30:52,588 --> 00:30:54,188
So, come on ladies. Start businesses.
751
00:30:54,223 --> 00:30:55,723
- Yes.
- Start taking risks.
752
00:30:55,758 --> 00:30:56,890
- Yes!
- Go!
753
00:30:56,926 --> 00:30:58,726
- Take control.
- Yes!
754
00:30:58,761 --> 00:31:00,961
And when you do,
we'll be here to support you.
755
00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:02,629
- Wow!
- Yes!
756
00:31:02,665 --> 00:31:05,132
Wow, Barbara, I think
I'm gonna start crying.
757
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:08,635
I am too, but I can't because
I had my tear ducts removed.
758
00:31:08,671 --> 00:31:12,039
Did I? I've had so much work done.
759
00:31:12,074 --> 00:31:15,242
Anyway, hey everybody,
Barbara Sawyer and Abby McCarthy,
760
00:31:15,277 --> 00:31:17,077
we love you guys, love Lady Parts.
761
00:31:17,113 --> 00:31:18,946
And launching a feminist rallying cry.
762
00:31:18,981 --> 00:31:21,148
- You go, girls.
- Thanks, ladies.
763
00:31:21,183 --> 00:31:22,750
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
764
00:31:22,785 --> 00:31:26,987
Boy, do they need a drink.
765
00:31:27,022 --> 00:31:29,490
And we're out.
766
00:31:29,525 --> 00:31:32,059
All right, guys. That's it.
767
00:31:33,696 --> 00:31:36,130
Barbara?
768
00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,607
I need a hand with this thing.
769
00:31:46,642 --> 00:31:48,609
Okay, yeah. This goes upstairs, right?
770
00:31:48,644 --> 00:31:50,177
Yeah.
771
00:31:50,212 --> 00:31:51,945
- Mom?
- Yeah?
772
00:31:51,981 --> 00:31:53,180
The movers are carrying
our stuff the wrong way.
773
00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:55,015
I know.
774
00:31:55,050 --> 00:31:56,617
I've got good news.
775
00:31:56,652 --> 00:31:58,986
- We don't have to move.
- What? Why?
776
00:31:59,021 --> 00:32:00,754
Because the deal didn't go through.
777
00:32:00,790 --> 00:32:02,790
But that means that
you get to stay here.
778
00:32:02,825 --> 00:32:04,758
Where all of your friends are,
and your favorite grocery store,
779
00:32:04,794 --> 00:32:06,293
- and the school that you love.
- Mom.
780
00:32:06,328 --> 00:32:07,995
- Yeah?
- We've moving to the west side.
781
00:32:08,030 --> 00:32:11,265
Not Alaska.
782
00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:13,934
What's this about?
783
00:32:13,969 --> 00:32:16,637
Just this house, it's...
784
00:32:16,672 --> 00:32:19,473
Not everyone gets to grow up
in a big nice house like this.
785
00:32:19,508 --> 00:32:22,876
And I didn't have nice things and stuff.
786
00:32:22,912 --> 00:32:24,711
I just want you to have
your stuff and all of your
787
00:32:24,747 --> 00:32:27,548
nice clothes, and your room, and...
788
00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:30,717
So, will our tablets work in Venice?
789
00:32:30,753 --> 00:32:33,253
- Of course they will, moron.
- Anouk, stop.
790
00:32:33,289 --> 00:32:35,689
Yes, your tablets will work in Venice.
791
00:32:40,896 --> 00:32:44,031
It's okay, mom. We're gonna be fine.
792
00:32:44,066 --> 00:32:46,033
Don't be a freak.
793
00:32:51,173 --> 00:32:53,674
So your mother left me with two bruises,
794
00:32:53,709 --> 00:32:55,976
one under each eye. Now, one is fine.
795
00:32:56,011 --> 00:32:57,711
You look tough, right?
796
00:32:57,746 --> 00:32:59,346
Two makes you look like
you're wearing eye shadow.
797
00:32:59,381 --> 00:33:02,015
- Or like a raccoon.
- Or like... exactly.
798
00:33:02,051 --> 00:33:04,184
Like a raccoon. You know, that's better.
799
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:06,019
I'm gonna use that next time.
800
00:33:06,055 --> 00:33:08,255
Puma, your kid is sharp.
801
00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:09,990
Yeah, sharp as a tack.
802
00:33:10,025 --> 00:33:12,659
But Bald Eagle here,
he's my toughest competitor.
803
00:33:12,695 --> 00:33:16,163
He really challenges me,
keeps me on my toes.
804
00:33:16,198 --> 00:33:19,600
Hey, right back at you.
805
00:33:19,635 --> 00:33:21,735
Anyway, if you will excuse me,
806
00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:23,837
I am gonna hit the little
Bald Eagle's room.
807
00:33:26,976 --> 00:33:28,242
He's a nice guy, huh?
808
00:33:28,277 --> 00:33:30,711
FYI, he's totally into you.
809
00:33:30,746 --> 00:33:31,945
- Really?
- Yeah.
810
00:33:31,981 --> 00:33:33,580
He's falling all over you.
811
00:33:33,616 --> 00:33:36,250
Wow. What do you think about that?
812
00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:37,751
- Of him?
- Mm-hmm?
813
00:33:37,786 --> 00:33:40,053
For you? Serious?
814
00:33:40,089 --> 00:33:41,788
- You don't like him?
- He's a little...
815
00:33:41,824 --> 00:33:44,591
Needy and desperate. He's really weird.
816
00:33:44,627 --> 00:33:45,893
- Weird?
- Yeah.
817
00:33:45,928 --> 00:33:47,594
- Weird how?
- I don't know.
818
00:33:47,630 --> 00:33:49,363
- I just get a vibe.
- He's great to spar with.
819
00:33:49,398 --> 00:33:51,031
Yeah, I can definitely
see why you'd want
820
00:33:51,066 --> 00:33:54,234
to punch that guy in the face.
821
00:33:54,270 --> 00:33:56,069
Ooh!
822
00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:57,905
Isn't it a little
too early to celebrate?
823
00:33:57,940 --> 00:34:00,274
What? No way.
824
00:34:00,309 --> 00:34:03,911
Okay, so...
825
00:34:03,946 --> 00:34:05,112
How did we do?
826
00:34:05,147 --> 00:34:06,880
Uh, well, not too shabby.
827
00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,715
Pretty much everyone
there cut us a check.
828
00:34:08,751 --> 00:34:10,157
Except for Sherry.
829
00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:13,954
Well, maybe she is looking for someone
830
00:34:13,989 --> 00:34:15,422
who's a little tougher on spray paint.
831
00:34:18,027 --> 00:34:19,760
What?
832
00:34:19,795 --> 00:34:21,228
You and her.
833
00:34:21,263 --> 00:34:22,429
There was some shit there.
834
00:34:22,464 --> 00:34:24,097
- Yeah?
- Come on...
835
00:34:24,133 --> 00:34:25,933
Oh, yeah, well, maybe I noticed.
836
00:34:25,968 --> 00:34:28,007
I tend to rub people the
wrong way sometimes.
837
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:34,675
Well, we wound up making a
lot more than we expected.
838
00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:37,344
But now, I'd like to make a toast.
839
00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:39,179
For being by my side.
840
00:34:39,214 --> 00:34:42,950
I think we make a really damn good team.
841
00:34:42,985 --> 00:34:47,220
Wait, maybe there is a reason
that Sherry opted out.
842
00:34:50,893 --> 00:34:53,794
- Thank you.
- Fantastic.
843
00:34:53,829 --> 00:34:55,929
All right, keep counting those
hits and keep me posted.
844
00:34:55,965 --> 00:34:58,131
Thanks.
845
00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:01,168
So, that was Laina, and apparently,
846
00:35:01,203 --> 00:35:04,004
my moment just now, already going viral.
847
00:35:04,039 --> 00:35:06,306
That's great.
This all-female advertising
848
00:35:06,342 --> 00:35:08,308
thing better work because
you just tied us to it.
849
00:35:08,344 --> 00:35:11,178
- Are you serious right now?
- I am just concerned
850
00:35:11,213 --> 00:35:14,681
- that this is not sustainable.
- No, you're worried
851
00:35:14,717 --> 00:35:16,383
that the site is going to be successful
852
00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:18,952
and it won't be because of
something you thought of.
853
00:35:18,988 --> 00:35:22,055
- Wait, what? That is not even...
- They wanted to talk about
854
00:35:22,091 --> 00:35:25,125
my idea, and you couldn't handle it,
855
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,228
- so you undermined me.
- Barbara, that's ridiculous.
856
00:35:28,263 --> 00:35:29,963
- Is it?
- Yes.
857
00:35:29,999 --> 00:35:32,833
- I'm not so sure.
- We have a fiduciary
858
00:35:32,868 --> 00:35:35,168
responsibility to our investors.
859
00:35:35,204 --> 00:35:38,171
This is not about my idea or your idea...
860
00:35:38,207 --> 00:35:40,173
Please, Abby,
you've been shitting on this
861
00:35:40,209 --> 00:35:42,409
- since you got back.
- No, I have been supporting it,
862
00:35:42,444 --> 00:35:44,511
trying to keep our lines
of communication open
863
00:35:44,546 --> 00:35:47,180
with potential advertisers
just in case...
864
00:35:47,216 --> 00:35:49,916
In case I failed. Got it.
865
00:35:49,952 --> 00:35:51,752
And what the hell do you mean,
"Keeping the lines
866
00:35:51,787 --> 00:35:53,220
of communication open"?
867
00:35:53,255 --> 00:35:54,855
Who have you been communicating with?
868
00:35:54,890 --> 00:35:57,090
With other advertisers.
869
00:35:57,126 --> 00:35:58,992
You know, maintaining relationships.
870
00:35:59,028 --> 00:36:01,094
Oh, my God.
871
00:36:01,130 --> 00:36:03,764
You called Cameron, didn't you?
872
00:36:03,799 --> 00:36:05,832
Yes.
873
00:36:05,868 --> 00:36:07,734
I didn't make any promises to him.
874
00:36:07,770 --> 00:36:10,737
I had coffee with him,
and he is not that bad.
875
00:36:10,773 --> 00:36:14,341
- You wrote him off too fast...
- You are unbelievable...
876
00:36:14,376 --> 00:36:18,545
Cameron and VinoLyte
are a massive business.
877
00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:20,313
- Mm-hmm.
- And I have been trying
878
00:36:20,349 --> 00:36:22,115
to clean up the mess you made
879
00:36:22,151 --> 00:36:23,950
and the damage you did
when you kicked him out.
880
00:36:23,986 --> 00:36:25,852
I know that you're going through a lot,
881
00:36:25,888 --> 00:36:28,855
but you trusted me to
oversee everything,
882
00:36:28,891 --> 00:36:31,358
- and this new direction...
- Is not what I had in mind
883
00:36:31,393 --> 00:36:33,527
when I conceived of this site.
884
00:36:33,562 --> 00:36:35,962
I had no idea that I would be managing
885
00:36:35,998 --> 00:36:39,566
this aggressive militant
feminist manifesto!
886
00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:41,902
- Militant?
- This was not my vision!
887
00:36:41,937 --> 00:36:44,905
This isn't about you anymore!
888
00:36:44,940 --> 00:36:47,441
Or your vision. This is about the site.
889
00:36:47,476 --> 00:36:49,576
Which is a real thing in the real world,
890
00:36:49,611 --> 00:36:52,245
and this is what it's becoming.
891
00:36:52,281 --> 00:36:54,214
So you can get on board,
892
00:36:54,249 --> 00:36:56,149
- or you can...
- Or I can what?
893
00:36:56,185 --> 00:36:59,286
Or you can get out of the way.
894
00:37:06,628 --> 00:37:07,728
Abby here.
895
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:13,133
Oh, my God.
896
00:37:13,168 --> 00:37:14,901
I'll be right there.
897
00:37:14,937 --> 00:37:16,470
- I have to go.
- Abby, is everything...
898
00:37:16,505 --> 00:37:18,138
I'll be right there.
899
00:37:20,761 --> 00:37:22,996
Well...
900
00:37:25,271 --> 00:37:28,702
Well, now I get why she hates you.
901
00:37:31,974 --> 00:37:34,432
And in full disclosure,
Gordon was a client
902
00:37:34,442 --> 00:37:36,109
when we started hooking up.
903
00:37:36,144 --> 00:37:39,812
So, there were a lot of transgressions.
904
00:37:39,848 --> 00:37:41,748
I'm not squeaky clean.
905
00:37:41,783 --> 00:37:44,751
What are you thinking?
906
00:37:52,193 --> 00:37:53,860
I'm not squeaky clean either.
907
00:37:53,895 --> 00:37:55,461
What?
908
00:37:55,497 --> 00:37:56,829
I thought you said you
were like Barack...
909
00:37:56,865 --> 00:37:59,032
Yeah, but Barack smoked pot.
910
00:37:59,067 --> 00:38:01,034
A lot of it.
911
00:38:01,069 --> 00:38:03,536
Me, I got busted for dealing it.
912
00:38:03,571 --> 00:38:05,471
In high school. I was a minor,
913
00:38:05,507 --> 00:38:07,106
so that was expunged.
914
00:38:07,142 --> 00:38:10,610
And I also had
915
00:38:10,645 --> 00:38:12,612
kind of a thing
916
00:38:12,647 --> 00:38:14,480
with my English professor in college.
917
00:38:14,516 --> 00:38:16,049
Yeah.
918
00:38:16,084 --> 00:38:18,451
And I think... pretty sure...
919
00:38:18,486 --> 00:38:22,955
Maybe she was married.
920
00:38:22,991 --> 00:38:25,525
Paul, I am really disappointed in you.
921
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,661
Yeah, I know, I am a big disappointment.
922
00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:31,597
I think that... screw our pasts.
923
00:38:31,633 --> 00:38:34,000
That's what I think.
924
00:38:34,035 --> 00:38:37,036
You're squeaky clean to me.
925
00:38:39,674 --> 00:38:41,507
Mm.
926
00:38:41,543 --> 00:38:43,976
Oh, you know, I just noticed that, uh,
927
00:38:44,012 --> 00:38:46,546
- your neighbor closed up shop.
- The record store.
928
00:38:46,581 --> 00:38:47,914
- Yeah.
- Last week, yeah.
929
00:38:47,949 --> 00:38:50,717
- Guess nobody's buying LPs.
- No one.
930
00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:52,552
That's too bad. It was a great place.
931
00:38:52,587 --> 00:38:53,886
I loved browsing through there.
932
00:38:53,922 --> 00:38:57,023
I thought you said you never come west.
933
00:38:57,058 --> 00:38:59,158
Oh, I don't think he
said that, I think he...
934
00:38:59,194 --> 00:39:01,060
You used to browse that record shop,
935
00:39:01,096 --> 00:39:02,729
but you never came in here?
936
00:39:02,764 --> 00:39:04,597
Didn't even know my
mom owned this place?
937
00:39:04,632 --> 00:39:07,734
- Oh...
- What is that, a coincidence?
938
00:39:10,205 --> 00:39:12,505
Are you stalking my mom? both: Stalking!
939
00:39:12,540 --> 00:39:14,574
No, no, no, no.
We're stalking each other.
940
00:39:14,609 --> 00:39:16,709
He's my boyfriend.
We're a couple, honey.
941
00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:19,078
Okay, we're a dating couple that dates.
942
00:39:19,114 --> 00:39:22,048
That's it. Okay. I said it. It's out.
943
00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:24,083
Why did you pretend before?
944
00:39:24,119 --> 00:39:25,752
- Pretend?
- No, no, no, no.
945
00:39:25,787 --> 00:39:27,920
It's not her fault. This was my idea.
946
00:39:27,956 --> 00:39:30,223
Look, you've been through
a lot lately, and
947
00:39:30,258 --> 00:39:32,592
your mom just wanted to
ease you into things.
948
00:39:32,627 --> 00:39:33,926
She wanted to give you a chance to get...
949
00:39:33,962 --> 00:39:35,628
- You mean lie to me?
- Lie? No!
950
00:39:35,663 --> 00:39:37,563
- Yeah, you did.
- No, no, no, no, no.
951
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:40,066
A lot. For no reason.
God, I've been back a week.
952
00:39:40,101 --> 00:39:41,768
You've been lying this whole time.
953
00:39:41,803 --> 00:39:44,103
- Zooey, Zooey, I...
- Is there anything else
954
00:39:44,139 --> 00:39:47,173
you want to tell me?
955
00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:50,977
Everything was so crazy before I left,
956
00:39:51,012 --> 00:39:53,112
but at least I knew what was going on.
957
00:39:53,148 --> 00:39:55,748
At least you were honest
with me, but now...
958
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:58,284
Fine, okay? He's working with Delia.
959
00:39:58,319 --> 00:40:00,119
- Jo...
- They used to schtup,
960
00:40:00,155 --> 00:40:02,121
behind Gordon's back,
and then he sent him photos,
961
00:40:02,157 --> 00:40:04,490
and he's the reason why
their wedding fell apart,
962
00:40:04,526 --> 00:40:06,826
but it's okay, because Delia
and I, we hashed it out
963
00:40:06,861 --> 00:40:08,895
at Abby's mom's funeral,
so it's all good.
964
00:40:08,930 --> 00:40:10,730
And, um, I broke your lamp.
965
00:40:10,765 --> 00:40:12,098
I broke that lamp that
you loved so much.
966
00:40:12,133 --> 00:40:13,833
The one that Grandma made for you,
967
00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:16,235
but I glued it back together,
so there's that.
968
00:40:16,271 --> 00:40:19,539
But I think that's everything.
969
00:40:21,009 --> 00:40:22,809
I have to go.
970
00:40:22,844 --> 00:40:24,877
Zooey...
971
00:40:26,781 --> 00:40:29,749
Oh, my God.
972
00:40:29,784 --> 00:40:32,718
Well, that went well.
973
00:40:34,656 --> 00:40:35,988
No, Laura, I understand.
974
00:40:36,024 --> 00:40:38,157
That was just crazy Phoebe.
975
00:40:38,193 --> 00:40:40,960
Yeah, no, it was just
real estate jitters.
976
00:40:40,995 --> 00:40:44,163
It happens all the time,
just... yes, I do, I do.
977
00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:49,001
I want to sell to the Mullers.
I think that they're great...
978
00:40:50,672 --> 00:40:52,538
No, I understand that they'd be pissed.
979
00:40:52,574 --> 00:40:55,775
I would be pissed too if that...
980
00:40:55,810 --> 00:40:59,712
Can you just talk to them and
just try to convince them
981
00:40:59,747 --> 00:41:01,280
that...
982
00:41:02,884 --> 00:41:06,185
I understand.
983
00:41:06,221 --> 00:41:07,787
Thank you.
984
00:41:13,595 --> 00:41:16,996
Shit.
985
00:41:17,031 --> 00:41:21,734
Oh, Jesus.
986
00:41:21,769 --> 00:41:23,236
Lilly, Charlie.
987
00:41:23,271 --> 00:41:25,204
Mom. Mom...
988
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,773
Oh, my gosh.
989
00:41:27,809 --> 00:41:29,976
Oh, my God.
990
00:41:36,384 --> 00:41:39,185
Oh, my God.
991
00:41:39,220 --> 00:41:41,179
I'm sorry.
992
00:41:43,291 --> 00:41:47,727
I was making eggs in
a hole, and I, uh...
993
00:41:49,264 --> 00:41:50,714
And I tried to...
994
00:41:55,203 --> 00:41:57,169
I'm sorry.
995
00:41:57,205 --> 00:41:58,738
Dad...
996
00:41:58,918 --> 00:42:01,536
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