All language subtitles for Girlfriends Guide to Divorce 4x04

Previously on "Girlfriends'
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- Bald Eagle is Albert.
- Are you gonna keep seeing him?

I don't know. There's something there.

I mean, I'd be lying if
I said there wasn't.

You were right, this is our thing.

But if we decide to settle,
it'll be our decision.

You do know that as long
as most of your money

is tied up in this place,
you are not liquid.

Stroke, not stake.

My dad had a stroke.

Hard to know exactly what the damage is.

But there's going to be damage?

- Almost certainly.
- I met someone.

It's complicated.
I already broke up with him,

but I still feel him, you know.

I decided to move forward

with our little bald friend.

I gave you room to make
the right decision

and you blew it.

Wow! The truth comes out.

Mom. Mom?

My mom died. She had a heart attack.

I mean...

Miss McCarthy, it's your dad.

- You're awake.
- Where's mom?

I'm sorry, Rabbi,
but this list my mother made

for her own funeral is so specific

I mean, Blackberry Manischewitz.
Is that still even a thing?

Oh, it is a thing.

And it'll mess you up hard.
I am telling you.

- Really?
- Thanks for the tip.

- Why don't you sit down, Abby?
- I'm fine standing, thank you.

Abby, this list should
not be a source of agita.

That's not what your
mother would have wanted.

Okay, yes, that is what
she would have wanted,

but okay, I mean,
some of these things are like...

They're not even possible.

She wanted Jake to play "Let
it Shine" on the piano.

I thought she hated Jake.

So did I, but apparently,
she loved his piano playing.

Or she thought it sucked

and she just wants to
humiliate him one more time

from beyond the grave.

I'm gonna go with option "B."

I think that's fantastic.
I love that idea.

You know what? Jake can't
even come so, you know.

By the way, by the way,

this is an actual grocery
list for Zabar's.

Zabar's delivers now.

Across the country in 24 hours?

The funeral's tomorrow.

- Oh.
- Abby. Abby.

You know what? Let's shake it out, okay?

- I just want you to breathe...
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

- And I want you to let it go.
- I'm gonna be fine.

Please stop shaking me. Please.

Okay. You know what?
We all hold on to what serves us.

But, Abby, this list is important.

Well, so is finishing my eulogy

and so is picking my father
up from the hospital.

Honoring the wishes of the departed,

the Torah does not screw
around with that shit.

But don't just give up.

Don't let some writing
on a piece of paper

dictate your emotions. Let it guide you.

Let Dina guide you.

Okay? You've got this.

Okay, I'll try.

I will do it.

- There you go.
- Yeah.

'Cause, Abby, you are a warrior.

I'm a warrior.

That list is your bitch.

Where are you going?

I have an appointment with my bathtub.

It has been a beast
of a day, believe me,

and I need to practice
a little self-care.

But you've got your girlfriends here,

and I will see you tomorrow.
Bye, everyone.

- Bye, Rabbi.
- Bye, Rabbi.

Bye.

Well, turns out death is stressful.

We got this. The guests
have been invited.

The coffin is picked.

Babs has already ordered the
flowers for the reception.

She's doing her part
from L.A. We're good.

And what about the seating? Have we...

Chairs are done. Boom.

I'm concerned we're not gonna
get those chairs right.

Does the Torah have any specifics

on the particular plastic...

Or brand of folding chair?

Yeah, I'm surprised my
mother didn't specify.

She wants the exact chair that
she sat on at my bat mitzvah.

Your mother's quite the character.

Yeah, she was.

Anyway, we need a piano player.

Yes, we do. It would have
been nice if Jake were here.

Yeah, it would have been helpful

to have him here with the kids.

But you know, he's filming
and whatever. It's a mess.

Ow!

Look, this thing is sweet!

Oh, how retro.

Yeah, it's Max's.

Half this house is a
shrine to Max's childhood.

Did you see all of the
baseball trophies in the den?

Mm-hmm.

This is a Slinky.

This is what us kids played
with in the Paleolithic era.

It was even before my time.

What are you, Jurassic?

Where's your sister, bun-bun?

She's up in her room. She's really sad.

Yeah, well, she misses grandma.

Grandma's gonna be a ghost now, right?

Mm, yeah. Absolutely.

Does that mean she's
gonna come to our house

- and haunt us?
- No.

And if she did, it would be,
you know, like, not the scary kind.

She'd probably just come back
to question our choices.

Take this. Take that.

Go away.

Hello! Abby.

You made it.

You're here. Thank God.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh.

You're so scruffy and... and skinny.

I'm sorry, Mom?

Is my mom still here?

All right, come say hi to your uncle.

Uncle Max!

Hey, Charles. You've gotten so big.

- Uncle Max.
- Yeah?

Mom says that grandma's
ghost is gonna come back

and question our choices.

That... that... that sounds
extremely accurate.

- Hey.
- I'm so sorry.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Hi.

You look svelte.

If you got stuck in a
Berlin airport like I was...

I couldn't get a flight out. I'm so...

No, I get it. You're here now.
That's all that matters.

I stopped off to see dad.

Yeah.

They're discharging him today.

Yes, can you go get him actually?

I have so much stuff, you know,
with funeral prep and...

Oh, no, no. I was... I
was gonna take a nap.

I'm pretty jet-lagged.

- Yeah, yes, of course.
- Thank you.

I will... I will get him.

How'd he seem to you?

- Out of it.
- Yeah.

I'm not sure he's fully
grasping what's happened.

Yeah, I know. It's hard
to see him like that.

But the doctors say that he'll
recover most of his memories.

So, you know, we'll see.

Okay, photos for the service.

Mom was very specific.

- Well...
- Ladies, you all have the list.

- Yes, we have the list.
- We got it.

It'll wish it never met us broads.

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Yeah! I win!

No, no, not piano lessons.

No, a piano player. Do you perform?

- No, I won.
- I won.

Will you guys please keep it down?

I won. No, I won.

Yes. Well, do you know anybody?

Hey, you wanna race next?

Oh, Auntie Delia doesn't like to race.

She likes to watch and judge.

Well, Auntie Jo likes
to jump in feet first.

That's why she falls down the stairs

and gets hurt so often.

You fell down stairs? Cool.

Yeah, but I got right back up.

Okay, thank you.

- Any luck?
- No.

But thank you so much
for your help, guys.

Oh, we were just babysitting,

and by "we", I mean me and Charlie.

I'm supposed to be the baby?

- You're quick.
- You're hilarious.

What is going on between you two?

You have been so weird
the last few days.

I don't know whatever shit is
happening between you two,

but you need to bury it.

- At least for Abby.
- Is that the piano player?

No, but I will... I'll be right back.

Hi, how are you?

Speaking of weird, what kind of
mystery calls is she making?

She won't say. Mystery man maybe.

Anyway, look, she's right.
Abby's going through it.

The least we can do is not let
this Albert shit bubble up.

I'll keep it in if you will.

Okay, fine.

Let's go through Dina's list,
see what we can come up with.

- Let's play race cars instead.
- Let's go.

- The list.
- The list.

What time period are we looking for?

1975 to 1977.

According to the list,
those were her hot years.

She said that?

- Yes, she did.
- Hot.

Okay.

That's so mom.

Oh, look at Mom and Dad in this photo.

They were really into each other, huh?

Okay, less nostalgia, more searching.

Look, I'm sorry.
Okay, funeral drill sergeant.

How's it all going?

Oh, photo hunting, Phoebs, it's tough.

Any luck with the piano player search?

No, but just... just chill.

- We have it all under control.
- Okay.

Yeah. Oh, well, that one's amazing.

Oh, yeah! Yeah, Universal Studios.

- I loved that trip.
- Abby doesn't look very happy.

Yeah, well, that's because
that was all about Max.

I had to miss Carla Nabors'
slumber party to do that.

Oh, please. You hated Carla.

I did not hate Carla.

Don't... don't play that whole game.

What game?

The whole Mom and Dad love
me more thing you do.

That's not a thing I do.

The country may be fact-proof,

but in this house,
we like to acknowledge fact.

Phoebe, I hope you're hearing this.

And if you are, I hope you take my side.

Okay, I'm very thirsty.

Anybody want anything?

- No, I'm good.
- Okay.

Ginger ale would be great for me.

Well then, ginger ale it is.

Oh, Lil, hey. How are you holding up?

Okay. How are you?

Oh.

Grief, huh?

It's just five little letters,

but they pack a big wallop.

Yeah, I don't know what
I'm talking about either,

but I'm here for you, you know,

if you want to talk about
Grandma or about...

you know, how you're dealing...

Do you want to talk about Grandma?

You keep worrying about
me and asking me to talk,

but she was your mom.

Yeah, I know that.

So do you want to talk?

No. No.

Not yet.

Thank you, though, sweetie.

Okay.

Oh, God, Abby, there you are.

Okay, well, do you want the good
news or the bad news first?

Just tell me both.

Okay, so Zabar's won't deliver on time.

- Yeah.
- But we found a market

that's, like, 20 minutes away,
and they have a deli

and they serve Jew food and they
have Blackberry Manischewitz.

- So...
- Love it.

- Jo and I can go.
- Yeah. Teamwork.

Team working.

So Max liked this photograph.
He thinks it's '77.

He went to take a nap so I just
thought I'd clear it with you.

- I know.
- I don't know.

It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.

I need to get out of this house.

I am so stir crazy.
Someone grab the list.

Let's go shopping.

Okay. Well, I've got the list.

We're going shopping. L'chaim.

Ooh, you found the
Blackberry Manischewitz.

Yep, two cases.

Look what I found.

Oh, the braided candles.

Another Jewish item

that literally has nothing
to do with funerals

- on her list.
- Yeah.

Oh, and Delia called. She found...

She found a bunch of blue shawls.

- Great.
- Not sky blue,

per your mother's exact instructions...

- I can't even...
- But sky adjacent.

Leave it to my mother to
insist on dressing everybody

for her own funeral.

Oh, God, I'm sick of that.
I'm sick of this.

Tell me about you, please.

Me, I'm good. I'm good.

- Seriously, that's it?
- Yeah.

Normally, I can't get you to
shut up about your stuff,

and now, when I need you to
distract me from my dead mom,

you've got nothing?

That's putting me on the spot.

What about the guy, the boxing guy?

- Bald Eagle.
- Yeah.

That was, like, in a weird, funky place.

Well, not anymore. We're dating.

- What?
- Jo!

- Yeah.
- That's amazing.

- I know, weird.
- So you're getting to know him.

- Yeah.
- So what's he like?

He's... he's very cool.

He has sort of a spotted
history romantically.

- Right.
- Bad decisions, whatever.

Don't we all?

And he's working his shit out.

What does he do?

He's an attorney.

He's a tax attorney.

- Taxes.
- Yeah.

Wow, your love life
sounds very exciting.

Well, you have no idea.

I thought you'd be more excited.

I think it's an amazing offer,

but you convinced me to
take Christede to trial,

make sure justice is done.

If this settlement offer holds,

that's some pretty serious justice.

Plus, you and I are both swamped.
There's a lot going on.

It wouldn't be the worst
thing to wrap up this case.

Well, I thought you wanted
to make your name on this.

Yeah, I also want what's
best for our clients.

You okay?

Yes.

It's a strong result.

Why don't we just sleep on it, hmm?

- Make 'em sweat.
- Sounds great.

My condolences to your friend.

Just let me know when you get back.

All right.

Okay, we have got the smoked salmon,

- the arugula.
- Great.

I didn't find all the ingredients

- for the Kegel.
- Kugel.

Whatever. Potato, "potahto."

- What is wrong with you?
- What?

- What is wrong with you?
- Oh, I just got off the phone

with Paul. Christede's
lawyers want to settle.

Well, that's great news, right?

- We're considering all options.
- Great.

Guys, I'm getting shopping hives.
Can we just wrap it up?

We're almost there. Hold your roll.

Well, that is the most Jewish cart

I've ever seen in my life.

Thank you. I had so much help
from my consultant, Delia,

- right here.
- I had to take a work call.

- It was Paul.
- Ooh, Paul.

Yeah, colleagues with benefits,

just how I like it.

I like to get to know
someone before, you know,

jumping in and getting
into something serious.

A model of good judgment, this one.

It's so crazy that you and Delia

are both dating attorneys, isn't it?

Oh, my God, Jo, I thought you
weren't gonna say anything

- to Abby.
- What are you talking about?

About what?

- Nothing.
- No, tell me what it is.

I don't think it's important.

It is important.

- I want to know.
- Oh, no, you wanna know?

- I am screwing Bald Eagle.
- Right.

- Mm-hmm.
- Bald Eagle is Albert.

Ergo I'm screwing Albert.
There, all caught up.

Everyone's all caught up.

- Oh.
- Albert?

- How'd that even happen?
- Oh, my God.

- It's shocking, huh?
- Shocking?

It is shocking.

What just came out of your mouth?

- It's disappointing.
- You said it was fine.

- Oh, I did not say...
- That happened.

- You gave your blessing.
- I didn't give you my blessing.

- You said it was up to me.
- That is not what I said.

Stop it! Jesus, we're in public.

God!

Albert?

Where's my bun-bun?

Dad, hi.

You must be so happy to
be out of the hospital.

Oh, no, no, no. I wanted to move in.

I was getting quite comfortable there.

Oh.

- Hi.
- What have we here?

A gathering of beauties here.

Now, I always like it when
you had your friends over.

Well, you remember when they
visited you in the hospital.

You know Jo, and that's Phoebe,
and that's Delia.

- Hi.
- Mr. McCarthy,

it's so nice to see you.

Oh, I'm so glad you're...

Okay, ease up. Ease up, Jo.

Yes, yes, ease up.

- You have a lovely home.
- You do.

And we are so sorry for your loss.

What loss, dear?

No loss.

We're just happy you're better.

Oh.

- We're gonna go.
- Yes.

Maybe open up a couple
bottles of Manischewitz.

Just two, please.
I need them for tomorrow.

Okay.

Yes.

I said okay, Ford.

Agreed. Sorry.

Uhm...

Tell the kids I love 'em.

- Hey, sorry.
- That's okay. How's Ford?

He's fine. Feels terrible
that he couldn't be here.

The job right now and
traveling with kids is...

Yeah, well, Jake has stuff, too, so...

Yeah, that's... that's
not the same thing.

Wow, okay.

No. Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean it...

I didn't... I'm sorry.

I mean, Jake is the
father of my children,

and he has actually technically
known mom longer than Ford has,

So... well, knew mom, past tense.

Ab, you're right. You are right.

I'm sorry.

You... have you seen dad?

He seems better, much better.

Well, physically.

Mentally, he just...

He can't hold onto anything.

The funeral tomorrow
might be interesting.

Well, I'm jealous, you know.

Blissful ignorance sounds
very appealing right now.

Let's just get through tomorrow.

Mm-hmm.

All I'm saying is that when
Albert screws up your life

and breaks your heart,
don't come crying to me.

Okay, and when I get married to the guy,

I'll make sure you're off
the bridesmaids list.

Oh, you're getting married now?

Oh, that is gonna be quite the union.

- Like you and Gordon?
- Oh, my gosh, stop it.

No, Phoebe. Is that what
we're doing right now,

we're commenting on each
other's personal lives now?

- Guess so.
- Which one of your train wrecks

shall we start with first,
Pancho, Scott, or Frumpkis?

Oh, my God, could you please
stop with the Albert fight?

Good luck with that.

I think it's great that
everyone's taking it so lightly.

We're not taking it lightly.

Will you please shut up?
I am burying my mother tomorrow!

Okay, I'm sorry.

We are all sorry,

but, Abby, the kids are right inside.

I know that, Phoebe.
You know who else is inside?

My dad who doesn't even understand that

his wife is dead.

And you know who isn't there? Jake.

Jake who has known my
mother for 20 years

because he has to direct
a stupid vampire show

in stupid Canada and we're
not even together anymore,

so no obligation.

Just "Good luck burying your
mom" by myself, no support.

Abby, we're trying to support you.

No, you are fighting over Albert.

No, I am not fighting over anybody.

Yet!

- No, no.
- But you are probably next,

because he is just working
his way through this group.

No way.

I'm going to bed. I'm so exhausted.

This day could not be over soon enough,

and tomorrow is gonna be worse.

So I just need you to go to your hotel

and get your shit together.

You're all I fricking have.

_

How's this?

Oh, it looks nice.

Such a beautiful picture of her.

Oh, Lil.

I'm gonna go find Charlie.

I think he's in the main house.

Okay.

Hey, Abs.

Hi.

This place looks great.

Thank you.

Look, about my outburst last night, I...

We were just selfish.

Today's about your mom.
No more mention of the "A" word.

Okay.

I have to go talk to the
rabbi for just a second.

Oh, go ahead. Sorry, I'll be right back.

Excuse me, Rabbi.

Abby.

Hi. Sorry to interrupt.

No, it's okay. Are you ready for today?

Yes. I'm happy to report

that we got most of the
things that were on the list.

I mean, the smoked salmon is
not really up to Zabar's level,

but it is salmon and it is smoked.

We could not find a piano player,

but we literally bought every
single Jewish ritualistic...

Abby. Abby, you know what,

don't worry about any
of that stuff, okay?

We made it. We're here.

Yes, we are here,

but you said that this was important

for my mom and for, you know, God.

Ah, I thought you needed
something to focus on.

I mean, you were about to explode

like a bit of a "heads up,
fire in the hole"

kind of situation.

My mother died.

Yes, but the Talmudic
teachings tell us, Abby,

that death is as much about
comforting the living

as it is about respecting the dead.

And in a way,
Dina's list was more for you

than it was for her.

Yeah, just let me know what happens.

Okay, thank you.

You all right?

Yeah.

Did Abby send you to get me?

I know I should be on chair duty.

No, just me.

I know she can be, um...

intense.

But she loves the shit out of you.

I hope Anouk and Luco have that
relationship when they grow up.

How are Anouk and Luco doing

with the... the divorce?

Oh.

Yeah, I heard. I'm so sorry, Phoebs.

No, it's okay.

It's just marriage number
three in the books.

I don't know.

The kids are okay.

I'm trying to give them more stability.

Hmm.

My childhood was a roller coaster.

There was a lot of upheavals.
Tough on my brother and I.

Hey.

You have a brother?

- Mm.
- Sorry, did I know that?

No. Tony.

I don't really talk about him much.

He got into a lot of bad stuff

and didn't make it out.

I'm sorry to hear that.

You must miss him.

Sometimes.

But honestly, it's...

simpler not having him in my life.

I know how that sounds.

Anyways,

you and Abby are lucky
to have each other.

That's all.

My name is Abby,

and Dina was my mom.

She is my mom.

Lily?

I'm sorry.

Honey, hi. Come over here.

You just gotta think about the
fun times you had with her

and, you know, how much she loved you,

how you made her a grandma.

Ethan and I broke up.

What?

Before Grandma died, we had a fight.

And when she did,
I texted him and he was like,

"Condolences, whatever."

Shabbat shalom.

Havah nagilah.

Could you just stop with the Jewish?

I'm adding some color. What do you care?

I don't care. Do what you want.

You always do.

Okay, what's the deal?

Between me and Albert...

Please don't say the "A" word.

I thought you guys were past that shit.

You're happy now. You've moved on.

You're with Paul now.

This isn't about Paul or Albert. Hello.

Of course it's about Albert.

No, it's not. It's about you and us.

The speed with which you
just tossed that aside.

The speed? I've tormented
myself over this.

Oh, come on. It took
you like a day, tops.

Oh, my God, take it. Relax.

I didn't know I was making a choice.

You said it was fine and
then you pulled the rug

from under me.

Okay, now make a choice.

Me, your friend,

or the guy who hurt your
friend very, very deeply.

He's not the same guy with me.

He's very different.
He's a very different person.

Bullshit. People don't change.

Once an asshole, always an asshole.

So what, that's the truth with me?

Is that what's going on?

'Cause I'm trying to change.

And I'm thinking, "Wow,
I can be happy with someone,"

which I haven't felt
in a really long time.

And you know what you're doing?

You're making me feel like I
don't deserve to be happy.

That's one sexy woman, huh?

Am I right, everyone?

Wow.

Okay, Dad.

So are we more worried
about him now or less?

Let's just get through today.

Hi. Nice to see you.

Let me get your jacket, okay?

Abby, we'd like to get started.

Yes, please. Thank you.

Okay.

Okay, everybody, let us begin.

I'd like to start with a passage

for the blessing of the mourners.

Those who are worn out and
crushed by this mourning,

let your hearts consider this.

This is the path that has existed

from the time of creation

and will exist forever.

She was also a devoted grandmother.

I remember when Lilly was born

and my mom held her in her
arms for the first time

and said to me...

By the way, I was still
in my hospital bed

and hadn't even been
stitched back up yet.

She said, "Abby",

"sweetie, you're a mother.

Maybe now you'll get what
it was like for me."

But you know, her saying that is...

It's a little self-involved.

Looking back.

Oh, God.

Um...

I loved my mom a lot.

I loved her a lot.

But everybody here knows.

I mean, we all know she could
be a real pain in the ass.

I mean, she made a list

for the things that she wanted here.

It was a long list, and it was, like,

okay, we couldn't get the piano player.

But she wanted Jake to
sing a song, which...

Gosh, she was so controlling.

I mean, okay, like,
she hated flying, you know.

So she would just sit on the plane

and she would squeeze her eyes shut

and she would grip the armrests

and I would be like,
"Mom, what's happening?"

And she would say, "Shh, shh."

I am keeping the plane
up with my prayers."

She did that.
Don't you remember?

And that's... that's me.

I... I...

I inherited those bees in my brain

that tell me that if I could
just do everything perfectly

then I could keep the
plane from crashing.

You know, I destroyed
my marriage publicly

and thought I could still
give family advice.

And I slept with a prostitute,

and then I think it
won't affect my career.

Oh, shit, she's going
down the rabbit hole.

But whatever, we all have our things.

If she would've just calmed down,

if... and then I could've calmed down.

You know,

maybe I could be better at being happy.

My mother was very good at being happy.

My father, I mean,

he knew all of my mother's quirks,

and he... he loved her anyway,

and that's the thing that

as crazy as my mother is...

As crazy as my mother was,

she knew she was loved.

And that's the gift.

That is the gift.

Mazel tov.

Hey, Daddy. Oh, good,
I'm glad you're eating.

Mm. Not bad.

- Salmon's a little dry.
- Yeah?

Maybe you should go
to Zabar's next time.

Your mother loves Zabar's.

Okay.

Dad, I'm gonna be right back, okay?

- Okay, go have fun.
- Yeah.

It's a party.

Yeah.

Hey.

- Mom, look, it's Coach.
- Yeah, I know.

I can see that. That's
very cool that he's here.

Will you go find your sister
and tell her that she needs to

come down and eat something?

Come on.

Wow, you here, that is just so

Mike of you.

It means a lot.

I'm sorry about your mom, Abs.

Oh, thank you.

How did you...

Barbara called.

She wishes she could be here.

Yeah, I know. She's stuck in L.A.

Trying to keep our business
from crumbling so...

Congratulations on that, by the way.

"Lady Parts," I'm enjoying.

Yes, probably since puberty.

I got a million of 'em.

Oh, my God, my eulogy.
It turned into a me-logy.

I can't believe I said all that,

like, in front of my kids and... Jesus.

Most eulogies are a load of horse shit.

At least yours was memorable.

Memorable, that's...
That's very generous.

I think the actual scripted line is

"it wasn't that bad."

Did... did you give Dad his medication?

No. I thought you were on top of that.

I'm hosting a funeral.

Sorry. Mike, this is my brother, Max.

Max, this is my... my friend, Mike.

Sorry for your loss.

Thanks. Thank you, Abby's friend, Mike.

Where... where did you put his pills?

You gave them to Dad last.

They're in the bathroom
upstairs next to my old room.

Okay.

Sorry about that.

It's just been a stressful
day for all of us.

You don't have to explain.

I have so much that I need
to take care of right now.

Oh, yeah. Go do your thing.

Okay.

Nice meeting you.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Well, Abby's eulogy was...

It was a slight parade of horrors.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Hey, I didn't mean to
imply earlier that...

Drop it. We both said our piece.

Okay, but you do...

deserve to be happy.

You guys.

Is that Mike Brady?

- The one and only.
- Uh-huh.

Have they spoken?

- Does Abby know?
- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they were talking earlier,
then I don't know

where Abby went.
Where have you been hiding?

I haven't been hiding.
I've just been on the phone.

Okay, what is the phone call about?
Can you tell us that?

No. 'Cause I don't feel like
being judged right now.

- What are you talking about?
- What would make you think

- we'd judge you?
- Come on.

With Ralf and the whole custody thing,
you guys were the worst.

Phoebe, we were just being honest.

Spill it. It's us.

I'm selling my house.

Yep, I called my realtor a few days ago

and she had a few potential buyers

and rushed it and we had an open house,

and it went really well.

I know. I know.
Flaky Phoebe, moving too fast.

Uprooting the kids, and no,
I don't have a house to live in.

But I'm thinking about
renting in Venice.

I think it'd be a really good idea...

Okay, enough, enough, enough, enough.

I think you're making a great decision.

I think it's really brave.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Downsizing is brilliant.

- And Venice is great for kids.
- It really is.

Thank you for your stamp of approval.

Where is the Manischewitz?
I need some alcohol.

- Thank you so much.
- How are you doing?

Mm.

I'm still recovering from my eulogy.

- No, it was great.
- Oh, it was...

Oh, come on, it was embarrassing,

and then Mike was there.

I think it's so sweet that he showed up.

So sweet

and... and amazing and confusing.

It's so confusing, but I can't
even think about that right now,

because my daughter is upstairs

crying about her boyfriend.

My father thinks he's at my bat mitzvah.

My brother is behaving like a baby.

The salmon is so dry.

Hey, Abby, chill. You're fine.
You're getting through it.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

I thought you didn't
get the piano player.

I didn't get a piano player.

? This little light of mine ?

? I'm gonna let it shine ?

ALL: ? This little light of mine ?

? I'm gonna let it shine ?

? This little light of mine ?

? Let it shine, let it shine ?

- ? Let it shine ?
- ? Ooh ?

? Let it shine ?

Everybody come and join us.

ALL: ? This little light of mine ?

? I'm gonna let it shine ?

? This little light of mine ?

? I'm gonna let it shine ?

? This little light of mine ?

What's happening?

ALL: ? Let it shine, let it shine ?

? Let it shine ?

One more time, everyone!

ALL: ? This little light of mine ?

? I'm gonna let it shine ?

? This little light of mine ?

? I'm gonna let it shine ?

? This little light of mine ?

? I'm gonna let it shine ?

? Let it shine, let it shine ?

? Let it shine ?

? Let it shine, let it shine ?

? Let it shine ?

You guys have been amazing.

Are you sure we shouldn't
delay our flight?happen.

- Help you clean up?
- No.

We can stick around.

Off to L.A. with you guys.
I'm sick of you.

Bye, Abby.

- I love you.
- I love you, too. So much.

Okay, bye.

Hey. Do not tell me you are cleaning.

I will not tell you because I am done.

Oh, really?

No, no, I'm gonna get it. I'm fine.

What? No, I got it. I got it, I got it.

No, I...

How are you holding up?

I'm good. I just said
good-bye to my friends.

They all had to catch a flight.

I do, too, in a couple hours.

It is so nice to see you here.

In the flesh, Mike Brady.

- Yep.
- It's weird.

Especially after I...
You know, how it ended.

Hey, hey, no need to go over all that.

Not what matters right now.

- Yeah. No.
- What you're going through,

it's rough.

I lost my dad six years ago,

and my mom had dementia
before she passed.

Mike, I had no idea.

Your dad seems like he
has a recovery ahead.

Have you and your brother talked
about what's gonna happen next?

No, we're just trying
to get through today.

I hear that, but a little advice.

Don't wait. Talk to your brother.

Caring for a parent can be a lot.

- Insurance issues, money.
- Yes.

Thank you. Thank you for the advice.

Hey, Coach, wanna go play catch?

Coach is not actually here
on official coach duties.

You know what? I can play catch.
I got a little time.

Awesome!

Nice. All right, well,
don't touch those.

I will get those. I'm just
gonna go check on my dad.

All right.

Well, it's official.

We settled our class
action. $16 million.

- Holy shit.
- That's a lot of shekels.

Yeah, minus our fees

and divided between 19 families,

yeah, that's still a lot.

Delia, you gotta be thrilled.

You don't look thrilled.

Paul's leaving Legal Aid.

He's running for a seat on city council.

Now that this case is over,

I just feel like we're over.

You know, whatever we are anyway.

It's not like we have that
much in common anyway.

He's been helping people all
his life, and let's face it,

I'm still the same ruthless,
cold-hearted bitch.

Delia, you're a bad ass crusader.

Yeah, well, I'm trying.

Change is a bitch, right?

Yeah.

Paul made me want to be a better man.

Mm.

I love that movie.

Yeah, once he's moved on...

You know what? Screw him.

It's his loss.

Oh, that's really generous of you,

considering how I've been acting.

Healthy reaction.

I mean, I'm only screwing the
guy who blew up your wedding.

You seem like you make him
want to be a better man.

It's big of you, De.

You've got a freebie on
any of my exes, baby.

Frumpkis, Scott, go at it, sister.

Whatever you want.

Not my type.

Maybe I'll give Frumpkis a whirl.

Oh, he should be so God damn lucky.

Hey.

I just put Dad down for a nap.

Words I thought would never
come out of my mouth.

It's sobering.

Max, we need to have a
serious talk about Dad,

- what's next.
- Completely exhausted.

You're exhausted?
Who organized this entire day?

We need to talk about Dad.

He can't live here by himself.
He can't be alone.

He needs help. He needs someone to...

So what, we... we throw him in a home?

Well, that is a little harsh.

No, I was thinking that he
could live with one of us

- for a little while.
- Me. You mean me.

- I didn't say that.
- Come on, I know you, Abby.

Well, you're his favorite, so.

Oh, Jesus, that... that bullshit?

Come on, our entire childhood
revolved around you.

Oh, stop! Stop! Oh, God!

You are such a martyr. You are...

A martyr?

Yeah.

Hey, look, I can't...

I can't take care of him right now.

I can't take Dad, okay?

I've got a lot of stuff going
on in my life right now.

You've got a lot going on? Oh, come on.

My ex is in Vancouver.
I just started a new business.

Ford and I are splitting up.

What? Oh, my God.

My marriage is ending.

Max.

I'm... I'm heartbroken for you guys.

Oh, really? Really? You're not...

You're not happy?

Happy?

Why would you say that?

Oh, because this proves that
it's not just you, Abby.

We both failed.

We both got screwed up by Mom and Dad.

We both...

We both disappointed them.

Congratulations.

Turns out I'm just as messed up as you.

It was really nice of you

to change your flight.
You didn't have to do that.

Are you kidding?

I wasn't gonna leave you like that.

So what are you gonna do?

About my dad? I don't know.

You'll figure it out.

And I'm here if you need any advice.

Thank you.

I've missed you.

I think about you all the time,

and I wonder what you're doing

and how you're doing.

I'm doing okay.

One day at a time.

Signed the papers last week.

Oh, wow, so you're...

- Divorced.
- Hmm.

It's real now.

But you were right.

I was right?

It's a struggle,

and I'm struggling in it still.

- It's a crazy time.
- For both of us, huh?

Yeah.

Safe travels.

Okay.

To $16 million.

To helping a lot of people.

And to sticking it to that
mega-douche Christede.

Yeah, here's to that.

Whoo!

You know you're gonna get a lot
of press for this settlement.

It's not as much as a trial,
but it's really...

I do not want to talk about that.

Tonight, it's about
what we accomplished.

You okay?

Yes.

Mm-mm.

Just a little legal postpartum.

Meaning?

Well...

I'm gonna miss you around here.

Really?

Yeah, I think we make a really good...

team, you know, legally.

Professionally.

- Professionally.
- Yeah.

And I feel really comfortable...

Spending time together.

Yeah.

And I wish you the best

in your future venture.

Wow, you're acting
like this is good-bye.

- Isn't it?
- It doesn't have to be.

I'm gonna need help on my campaign.

That is really kind of you,

but I don't know
anything about politics.

Anyway, aren't you all staffed up?

I'm not talking about staff.

No?

I'm talking about you.

No title, just Delia.

Last night was...

You are an animal.

Well, you aren't
completely human yourself.

You know, I'm really glad
the two of you are okay now.

Oh, me too.

- You and De.
- Me too.

So what do you want to do today?

Want to go to the beach?
Want to walk around?

Do you want to lie around?

Be together, you and me, right here?

All day?

- All day.
- All day.

- How is it?
- Yummy.

Not bad.

Anouk, was that a compliment?

Wow. Okay, pretend I'm not here.

Mom, what are you doing?

What's happening right now?

You are gonna thank me when you grow up.

You two are very lucky
to have each other.

Don't ever forget that.

Okay.

- Can I have another pancake?
- Yeah, of course.

Hold on one second.

Hey, Laura. What's up?

What?

How many offers?

How much over asking?

Oh, my... no, that is amazing.

Okay, okay.

Thank you.

We got two offers on the house.

Does that mean we're
moving to the beach?

Yep, looks like it.

And that is why I think that
Dad should live with me.

Abby.

Wow, you...

That's a lot.

Well, it's not forever, you know.

I just want to help
him with his recovery

and then just see where we are.

And when we sell this house,

we can put that money towards his care.

You and Ford have a really
tough road ahead of you.

We'll get through it.

And I have a great divorce role model.

Yeah, well.

Hey, Daddy.

- Morning, Dad.
- Good morning, guys.

Hey, let me get you some breakfast.

No, I... let me get it.

No, no, sit down, please.

You cannot overdo it.

Oh, all right.

Um...

Dad, Max and I were talking

and we want to have a family meeting

to talk about how things are...

Are gonna be going forward.

Yeah, well, before that,

there's something you need to
know that's really important.

Okay.

I'm lactose intolerant.

Oh, Dad.

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