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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,258 --> 00:00:02,664 Previously on "Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce"... 2 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:04,438 My girlfriend loves your broad shoulders, a 3 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:06,041 but they're blocking her view of the game. 4 00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:09,397 Well, tell your friend to just... 2-8's mom. 5 00:00:09,422 --> 00:00:11,422 He was a pro player for the Kansas City Royals. 6 00:00:11,458 --> 00:00:12,824 Heard he's getting a divorce. 7 00:00:12,859 --> 00:00:14,470 - Do you need help? - Didn't think you were 8 00:00:14,494 --> 00:00:15,793 the type to like to get dirty. 9 00:00:15,829 --> 00:00:17,757 - Romance. - Romance. 10 00:00:17,782 --> 00:00:20,365 You should write a romance novel. 11 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,811 I don't know if the gallery is still... 12 00:00:21,835 --> 00:00:24,235 Still hiring? Always. 13 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:25,625 Let's give it a shot, Phoebe. 14 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,023 So you hired me for my connections? 15 00:00:27,048 --> 00:00:29,741 Tap that Rolodex. Get me some buyers. 16 00:00:29,776 --> 00:00:32,276 Did you send Gordon those pictures? Tell me the truth. 17 00:00:32,312 --> 00:00:33,622 I thought he had the right to know. 18 00:00:33,646 --> 00:00:36,179 You ruined my life, Albert. 19 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,182 You ruined Gordon's life. 20 00:00:38,218 --> 00:00:39,751 I have a lot of money saved. 21 00:00:39,786 --> 00:00:41,352 That's gonna go surprisingly fast 22 00:00:41,388 --> 00:00:42,887 when you have nothing coming in 23 00:00:42,922 --> 00:00:45,148 and so much going out. 24 00:00:45,173 --> 00:00:46,824 I'm here and I am ready to get help. 25 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:48,234 For Zooey. 26 00:00:50,563 --> 00:00:52,210 What are you doing here? 27 00:00:52,866 --> 00:00:55,500 _ 28 00:00:55,535 --> 00:00:58,269 _ 29 00:01:07,914 --> 00:01:10,314 - Palm Springs! - Yeah! 30 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:12,789 - Hello, hot guys. - Boy toys ahoy. 31 00:01:13,437 --> 00:01:14,729 Welcome to Whitley 32 00:01:14,754 --> 00:01:18,823 Ugh, we just got here after five hours of traffic. 33 00:01:18,858 --> 00:01:21,893 I hope the hotel is great because I am in traffic hell. 34 00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:24,529 Yeah, it's fine. It's a hotel. 35 00:01:24,564 --> 00:01:26,297 Are you kidding? It's fan-freakin'-tastic. 36 00:01:26,332 --> 00:01:27,710 We're being greeted by a fleet of footmen. 37 00:01:27,734 --> 00:01:29,311 Yeah, well, it would take a fleet to carry 38 00:01:29,335 --> 00:01:31,669 Phoebe's suitcases. What did you bring? 39 00:01:31,704 --> 00:01:33,616 We're only gonna be in Palm Springs for two days. 40 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,908 Pucci for poolside, cashmere for the campfire pit. 41 00:01:36,943 --> 00:01:39,844 The Whitley is all about gratuitous wardrobe changes. 42 00:01:39,879 --> 00:01:42,180 I thought this weekend was all about work, Pheebes. 43 00:01:42,215 --> 00:01:44,582 If I'm gonna nab fancy clients for the gallery, 44 00:01:44,617 --> 00:01:45,828 I've gotta look like the million bucks 45 00:01:45,852 --> 00:01:47,117 I want them to spend. 46 00:01:47,142 --> 00:01:49,662 - Ma'am, where do you want this? - Over there. Great. 47 00:01:49,687 --> 00:01:51,656 - Is that your luggage? - Yeah. 48 00:01:51,691 --> 00:01:53,702 Frumpkis left my suitcase at rehab when he busted out. 49 00:01:53,726 --> 00:01:56,461 - The crazy mofo. - I thought he was doing better. 50 00:01:56,496 --> 00:01:59,730 Oh, if you call his, like, phony clean routine better. 51 00:01:59,766 --> 00:02:01,866 Apparently he's "healed" after two weeks of juicing. 52 00:02:02,578 --> 00:02:05,068 - Why are we not moving? - Ha. 53 00:02:05,093 --> 00:02:07,371 He should try kohlrabi. It's very cleansing. 54 00:02:07,407 --> 00:02:09,701 I'm glad you're getting out of the house, though. 55 00:02:09,726 --> 00:02:10,908 You know? You need a break. 56 00:02:10,944 --> 00:02:13,644 - Who's watching Zooey? - Captain 12Step... 57 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,713 and my neighbor, but don't worry, 58 00:02:15,748 --> 00:02:17,582 - I got a back-up plan. - Yeah. 59 00:02:17,617 --> 00:02:19,462 Hey, Abs, I can't believe you're still on the road. 60 00:02:19,486 --> 00:02:20,585 Nightmare, huh? 61 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:24,773 Actually, I think I am here. 62 00:02:28,394 --> 00:02:31,395 The Bakersfield Motor Lodge. 63 00:02:31,431 --> 00:02:33,515 Oh, there's Tanner! I'm gonna go say, hi. 64 00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:34,351 Okay. 65 00:02:34,376 --> 00:02:36,507 Abby, there are men everywhere. 66 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:39,437 Baseball in Bakersfield, it's a close second. 67 00:02:39,472 --> 00:02:41,305 I still can't believe you made regional's. 68 00:02:41,341 --> 00:02:43,341 Tell the little weirdo I said, "Congrats." 69 00:02:43,376 --> 00:02:44,420 Ugh, more like "condolences." 70 00:02:44,444 --> 00:02:45,877 - Shh! - What? 71 00:02:45,912 --> 00:02:47,389 She can't hear me. She's in Bakersfield. 72 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:48,958 Her phone is probably melting as we speak. 73 00:02:48,982 --> 00:02:51,415 Yeah, I'm just a stranger in a strange land. 74 00:02:51,451 --> 00:02:54,418 That is all, but I am actually gonna give the, um... 75 00:02:54,454 --> 00:02:56,854 The whole romance novel thing a... a go. 76 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,935 Gonna set it in the baseball world 77 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,626 which is actually kinda... Kinda hot. 78 00:03:01,661 --> 00:03:04,962 - Baseball? - Oh, my, Abby McCarthy, 79 00:03:04,998 --> 00:03:06,597 are you gettin' a thing for the coach? 80 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:13,326 Abby? Hello? 81 00:03:14,171 --> 00:03:15,573 - Abby. - Are you still there? 82 00:03:15,608 --> 00:03:18,543 I-I... What? No, sorry, I just, um... 83 00:03:18,578 --> 00:03:20,912 Coach is really good writing material, so... 84 00:03:20,947 --> 00:03:23,581 - All right, wish me luck! - Good luck. 85 00:03:23,616 --> 00:03:24,749 - God. - Oh, no. 86 00:03:24,784 --> 00:03:27,685 Poor Abby. Ooh. Pobre cita. 87 00:03:29,989 --> 00:03:32,323 Oh, this place is perfection. 88 00:03:32,358 --> 00:03:34,592 Oh, my God, look at the boy buffet. 89 00:03:34,627 --> 00:03:35,871 I don't really know if it's my taste. 90 00:03:35,895 --> 00:03:37,495 I mean, the men match the furniture. 91 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:40,295 Oh, Delia, just enjoy... the Whitley whimsy. 92 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,699 It's fun. It's light. 93 00:03:41,734 --> 00:03:43,734 Just purge your psyche from the L.A. psychodrama. 94 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:45,937 Shag yourself a stag and move on to chapter next. 95 00:03:45,972 --> 00:03:47,257 Yes! 96 00:03:51,444 --> 00:03:53,953 Well, hello. What brings you boys here? 97 00:03:54,414 --> 00:03:55,742 Cher. 98 00:03:56,916 --> 00:03:58,516 Wa... Come again? 99 00:03:58,551 --> 00:03:59,828 As soon as we heard she was performing... 100 00:03:59,852 --> 00:04:01,652 Hello, ticket broker on speed dial. 101 00:04:01,688 --> 00:04:03,754 I think every guest at this hotel 102 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:05,367 - is here to see her. - So you're saying every guest 103 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:07,391 here is a fa... a fa... a fan? 104 00:04:07,427 --> 00:04:09,493 - Yeah. - Oh, my goodness. 105 00:04:09,529 --> 00:04:10,695 - Okay. - Wow. 106 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:13,335 - I knew they looked too groomed. - Yeah. 107 00:04:13,766 --> 00:04:16,033 Sorry, ma'am, but your credit card has been declined. 108 00:04:16,453 --> 00:04:17,969 Declined? That's not possible. 109 00:04:18,004 --> 00:04:19,531 It's probably a security thing. 110 00:04:19,556 --> 00:04:20,914 No, the card is over the limit. 111 00:04:21,741 --> 00:04:24,675 Okay, I have the money, it's just that my account 112 00:04:24,711 --> 00:04:26,944 hasn't had the usual infusion, 113 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,679 um, and we had some unforeseen expenses. 114 00:04:28,715 --> 00:04:30,092 A sleeping bag and some tents and some... 115 00:04:30,116 --> 00:04:32,289 I'm sorry, but I need to help the next guest. 116 00:04:32,685 --> 00:04:34,352 You're welcome to speak to the manager, 117 00:04:34,387 --> 00:04:36,062 but we can't check you in. 118 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:40,758 Shit. 119 00:04:40,793 --> 00:04:42,493 - Thank you. - Wonderful. 120 00:04:44,731 --> 00:04:46,864 Okey-dokey, um, all right, 121 00:04:46,899 --> 00:04:48,566 Delia, can I stow my bags in your room? 122 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:51,702 Mine's not ready yet. Turns out that housekeeping 123 00:04:51,738 --> 00:04:53,604 is not on the ball at hipster heaven. 124 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,417 - Who would've thought? - Yeah, well, it's no problem. 125 00:04:55,441 --> 00:04:59,523 Turns out I'm going to be sleeping in my room alone. 126 00:05:01,476 --> 00:05:04,048 - What did I miss? - Cher's in town. 127 00:05:04,398 --> 00:05:05,983 - Okay. - 'Nuff said. 128 00:05:06,019 --> 00:05:08,886 Well, sexual identity is fluid. 129 00:05:08,921 --> 00:05:10,507 It's true. 130 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,623 - They're very gay. - They are. 131 00:05:12,659 --> 00:05:14,203 Not all of 'em. 132 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,093 Gordon is here. 133 00:05:22,702 --> 00:05:24,635 Okay. Okay. Guess what? 134 00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:26,515 I'm gonna race you to the room. We're gonna race to the room. 135 00:05:26,539 --> 00:05:27,905 - Mini bar. - Focus. 136 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:29,907 - Hey. Hey, let's go. - Come on. Mini bar. 137 00:05:29,942 --> 00:05:34,734 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 138 00:05:53,966 --> 00:05:55,523 Hey! 139 00:05:55,802 --> 00:05:57,046 Hey. 140 00:05:57,328 --> 00:05:59,970 There's no bellboy at the Bakersfield Motor Lodge. 141 00:06:00,006 --> 00:06:01,872 - Yeah. - Oh! Wow. 142 00:06:01,908 --> 00:06:03,507 Let me help you. I got it. 143 00:06:03,543 --> 00:06:04,653 - No, I'm good. I'm good. - I got it. 144 00:06:04,677 --> 00:06:05,754 I can handle it on my own. 145 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:08,437 Okay. Okay, Coach. 146 00:06:08,781 --> 00:06:10,023 Good talk. 147 00:06:10,523 --> 00:06:13,484 Look, I know you're in the middle of a divorce. 148 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:15,853 I have been there. It's so hard. 149 00:06:16,179 --> 00:06:19,468 So if you ever need, like, a friendly ear... 150 00:06:19,759 --> 00:06:22,867 I have an ear to lend. 151 00:06:24,995 --> 00:06:27,529 Charlie should carry his own bag. 152 00:06:36,142 --> 00:06:38,609 - What is he doing here? - I don't know, Mamma. 153 00:06:38,644 --> 00:06:41,265 - It's just bad luck. - Maybe he's an FOC. 154 00:06:41,714 --> 00:06:43,492 A friend of Cher? You wanna leave? We can leave. 155 00:06:43,516 --> 00:06:44,682 Of course I wanna leave. 156 00:06:44,717 --> 00:06:46,061 Of all the hotels in Southern California 157 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:48,719 I have to come to the one with gay men and Gordon? 158 00:06:48,755 --> 00:06:50,521 If we leave now... 159 00:06:50,556 --> 00:06:52,668 that means I can surprise Frumpkis with a sneak attack. 160 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:54,825 See if the mouse is drunk while the cat's away. 161 00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:56,594 Hm? Pheeb? 162 00:06:56,629 --> 00:06:58,140 I mean, we'd have to give up our room, 163 00:06:58,164 --> 00:06:59,663 but, I mean, I'm fine with that. 164 00:06:59,699 --> 00:07:02,600 I don't wanna leave. I wanna stay... 165 00:07:02,635 --> 00:07:04,168 - Okay. - All right. 166 00:07:04,203 --> 00:07:06,704 - And talk to him. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 167 00:07:06,739 --> 00:07:07,950 - That's a bad idea. - What are the odds 168 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:09,940 us both being in the same hotel? 169 00:07:09,976 --> 00:07:11,754 How many times have I tried to reach him since the wedding? 170 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:13,188 He's never returned my text or emails... 171 00:07:13,212 --> 00:07:14,823 He caulked the door. That means you got to walk away. 172 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:17,548 But you can't plan on being buried side-by-side 173 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:19,617 in the family plot and then just never speak 174 00:07:19,652 --> 00:07:21,519 to the guy again for the rest of your life. 175 00:07:21,554 --> 00:07:23,437 Oh, yeah, you totally can. 176 00:07:24,703 --> 00:07:26,358 What if he's here with another woman? 177 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:29,960 That would make the relationship conversation 178 00:07:29,996 --> 00:07:32,351 - a little awkward. - Bunny boiler territory, honey. 179 00:07:32,376 --> 00:07:34,632 - Yeah. - I wish Abby was here. 180 00:07:38,971 --> 00:07:41,839 Well I am here... to fill the Abby vacuum. 181 00:07:41,874 --> 00:07:44,842 Screw Gordon and whatever bitch he rode in on. 182 00:07:44,877 --> 00:07:46,944 We are staying here and we are having a good time. 183 00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:49,313 - Unless you wanna go. - No! 184 00:07:49,601 --> 00:07:51,148 I can do this. 185 00:07:51,184 --> 00:07:53,718 I'm not giving up my weekend with you guys. 186 00:07:53,961 --> 00:07:55,335 Let's cocktail! 187 00:07:56,453 --> 00:07:58,320 Baseball ready always. Here we go. 188 00:08:00,157 --> 00:08:03,892 - Oh, come on. - Abby, you're here! 189 00:08:03,928 --> 00:08:05,732 Welcome. - Cheers. 190 00:08:05,757 --> 00:08:07,930 Hi. Wow, this is amazing. 191 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,205 Yeah, the game's on the field, 192 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:11,166 but the action is in the bleachers. 193 00:08:11,202 --> 00:08:14,236 - Can I hydrate you? - Ooh, cocktails. 194 00:08:14,271 --> 00:08:16,939 Yes, you can never be too hydrated. 195 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,992 Let's go, 2-1! 196 00:08:20,177 --> 00:08:22,144 - Oh! - Yes! 197 00:08:22,179 --> 00:08:25,214 - Ball! - Oh, come on, Blue! 198 00:08:25,249 --> 00:08:26,906 Blue! 199 00:08:30,039 --> 00:08:32,678 Why is the coach so tightly wound? 200 00:08:32,703 --> 00:08:35,381 He's so gruff. - More lately. 201 00:08:35,406 --> 00:08:37,106 He's going through some divorce stuff. 202 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:38,585 Yeah. Poor guy. 203 00:08:40,148 --> 00:08:41,890 He's a mess. 204 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,613 I mean, I know you're a free woman and everything, 205 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,615 - but... - Oh, no! God, no. 206 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,618 I-I literally wrote the book on divorce, 207 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,787 so... I'm not gonna pee where I play. 208 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,255 - Okay. - No drama here. 209 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:54,765 Not a drama Mama. 210 00:08:55,984 --> 00:08:57,560 Ball four. Take your base. 211 00:08:59,775 --> 00:09:02,373 Hey, Blue, is this your cell phone? 212 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,600 'Cause it's got three missed calls! 213 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,909 Wh... He's looking at us. 214 00:09:13,945 --> 00:09:16,779 Oh, that's just because he thinks if we heckle Blue 215 00:09:16,814 --> 00:09:18,614 then we're gonna get worse calls. 216 00:09:18,649 --> 00:09:20,349 - Oh, come on. - Yeah. 217 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,221 Now we know why there's only one "eye" in umpire! 218 00:09:27,592 --> 00:09:30,192 Can I pet your seeing eye dog after the game? 219 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,829 Win the battle, kid! 220 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:37,533 Oh, come on, 21, even your balls look great! 221 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:43,472 2-8's Mom! Sit down! 222 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,272 Sorry. 223 00:09:46,477 --> 00:09:49,812 I meant that all of his... pitches looked like strikes. 224 00:09:49,847 --> 00:09:52,748 Yeah, well... 225 00:09:52,783 --> 00:09:54,383 - Ha! - Oh! 226 00:09:54,418 --> 00:09:57,152 - Checkmate! - Oh! Someone's feeling better. 227 00:09:57,188 --> 00:10:00,623 - Oh, yeah. Take that! - Whoo! 228 00:10:00,658 --> 00:10:02,358 This is me not dwelling. Right here. 229 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:05,261 Oh, here they come in all their glory. 230 00:10:05,296 --> 00:10:07,763 - Delia, Jo, this is David... - Hi. 231 00:10:07,798 --> 00:10:10,332 - And Seth and Pancho. - Hello! 232 00:10:10,368 --> 00:10:13,402 Gorgeous gentlemen and a special hola to Pancho. 233 00:10:13,437 --> 00:10:15,437 So you working hard or hardly working? 234 00:10:15,757 --> 00:10:17,940 Working. Don Draper style. So that was a quick match. 235 00:10:17,975 --> 00:10:19,775 - Who won? - This sinister legal mind 236 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,810 - right here. - I force majeured her King, yo. 237 00:10:21,846 --> 00:10:23,579 Mm-hmm. 238 00:10:23,614 --> 00:10:27,115 Oh, no, if I don't get to check my texts on my phone... 239 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:29,385 What? 240 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,867 - Oh, my God, Jo. - What?! 241 00:10:34,558 --> 00:10:37,893 - Is that Frumpkis? - My ex. Straight outta rehab. 242 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,840 - Oh, you're horrible. - So you're spying on him? 243 00:10:39,864 --> 00:10:42,531 Oh, I prefer "surveilling." I have a couple of, uh, 244 00:10:42,566 --> 00:10:45,668 security cameras at my place and the bakery. 245 00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:48,470 And live streaming right here on my phone. 246 00:10:48,506 --> 00:10:50,939 That is so messed up. 247 00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:52,948 - I love it so much. - You're fantastic. 248 00:10:52,977 --> 00:10:55,911 Well, my kid is there so I'm monitoring his every move. 249 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:59,682 If he screws up, wham-o, cut him off at the knees, baby. 250 00:10:59,717 --> 00:11:01,884 It looks like he's just working at the bakery, Jo. 251 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:04,820 Oh, no, to the untrained eye, but watch, 252 00:11:04,855 --> 00:11:07,256 look at that. Okay? What's that? 253 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,925 He looks like a lab monkey failing a test. 254 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,328 I am alerted. I see you. 255 00:11:12,363 --> 00:11:15,297 - You are dark. - Can I be your new best friend? 256 00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:19,635 All right, now, 2-5! 257 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:21,036 This is you, baby! 258 00:11:21,072 --> 00:11:23,405 It's your time! Be a hitter, now! 259 00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:25,808 - We need you now! - Come on, we are only down 260 00:11:25,843 --> 00:11:27,676 by two, we can still pull this out. 261 00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:30,045 But there's two outs. God, I have to pee so bad. 262 00:11:30,081 --> 00:11:32,448 Oh, the Porta-a-Pottys are in the parking lot over there. 263 00:11:33,918 --> 00:11:35,951 - Big hit, baby! - All right, let's go, Diego! 264 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:39,265 - Bring it home, Diego! - Load it down Diego! 265 00:11:40,558 --> 00:11:42,291 Oh! 266 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,827 Go! Go! You're scoring! You're scoring! 267 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:46,695 Let's go, 2-5! Let's go! 268 00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:48,030 All the way! All the way! 269 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,635 Yeah! 270 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,738 - Out! - What? No! 271 00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:57,072 What?! 272 00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:58,707 No, no, you can't make that call. 273 00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:00,609 How's their team paying you? Cash or check? 274 00:12:00,644 --> 00:12:03,445 You cannot be serious! That call is garbage! 275 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,047 Stand down or I'm ejecting you! 276 00:12:05,082 --> 00:12:07,549 It's physically impossible. The player slides in, 277 00:12:07,585 --> 00:12:09,284 the catcher tags him on the thigh. 278 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,919 His foot is already on the plate! 279 00:12:10,955 --> 00:12:12,688 That's not baseball, that's anatomy! 280 00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:15,491 Come on! Are you serious, Blue? 281 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,085 - Oh, my God. - Make the tag. 282 00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:21,330 Make the tag and show me how that's physically possible! 283 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:24,967 He's doing an instant replay. This is insane! 284 00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:27,636 - That is garbage! - Oh, God, I-I gotta go. 285 00:12:27,671 --> 00:12:28,765 Okay. 286 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,451 Denny's down the street. Denny's down the street. 287 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,934 Coach... Mike... Brady. Mike. 288 00:12:58,969 --> 00:13:01,139 2-8's mom, what are you... 289 00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:02,371 Sorry, this is not a habit. 290 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,440 I just, um... I had a little bit too much 291 00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,726 of Linda's bug juice and then the Port-a-Potty smelled so... 292 00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:08,730 So you went for a nature pee in the parking lot? 293 00:13:09,113 --> 00:13:11,380 Well, I just couldn't tear myself away from that... 294 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,081 Watching me make a spectacle of myself. 295 00:13:13,304 --> 00:13:14,850 No, that's not what I said. 296 00:13:14,885 --> 00:13:16,210 And getting ejected from the game. 297 00:13:17,273 --> 00:13:20,155 - You got ejected from the game? - Yeah, thanks for that. 298 00:13:20,802 --> 00:13:22,834 - Wait. You're blaming me? - If you weren't up there 299 00:13:22,859 --> 00:13:25,053 - talking dirty and heckling... - I wasn't talking dirty! 300 00:13:25,078 --> 00:13:26,092 We might've gotten some decent calls and I wouldn't 301 00:13:26,117 --> 00:13:27,359 - have lost my shit. - I wasn't talking dirty! 302 00:13:27,384 --> 00:13:30,566 I'm sorry, but I thought... Blue was being a real tool! 303 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,479 He was! But I don't need you making the umpire 304 00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:34,351 all hot and bothered. 305 00:13:38,075 --> 00:13:40,843 Oh, the umpire was all hot and bothered? 306 00:13:40,878 --> 00:13:42,140 Yeah. 307 00:13:46,153 --> 00:13:47,819 I'm sorry. 308 00:13:54,725 --> 00:13:56,710 Oh, hey, will you sign that, Phoebe, I'll get you later? 309 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:57,851 Yeah. 310 00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:05,992 We don't have four-digit numbers on the property. 311 00:14:06,837 --> 00:14:09,571 - Did you mean 184? - Mm. 312 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:12,841 Yes, I meant 184! I just... hard lemonade 313 00:14:12,877 --> 00:14:14,476 just got me loopy. It just... anyways, 314 00:14:14,512 --> 00:14:15,589 it probably happens all the time. 315 00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:17,079 - We should go. - Yes. 316 00:14:17,114 --> 00:14:18,981 - No! You guys are so much fun! - I know! 317 00:14:19,016 --> 00:14:20,460 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Come to the concert. 318 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,117 The concierge can still get tickets! 319 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,486 - That is a yes! - Okay! 320 00:14:24,522 --> 00:14:26,218 It is sunny with a chance of... 321 00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:33,095 Oh, my God. He is here on business. 322 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:36,999 Good for Gordon. Let's go. 323 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,568 - Let's go! - Studs, we gotta motor. 324 00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:42,638 No, you know what? It is a sign. 325 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,740 Us both being here at the same hotel. 326 00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:46,710 I can't avoid him all weekend. 327 00:14:47,878 --> 00:14:49,187 See you guys soon. 328 00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:54,814 Excellent. Thank you. I'll see you soon. 329 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,684 Gordon. 330 00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:04,654 Hi. 331 00:15:06,623 --> 00:15:08,730 - Delia. - Hey, isn't this crazy? 332 00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:10,967 Both of us just... 333 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,238 Anyway, uh, this isn't really a big hotel 334 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:18,217 and I was thinking that we could maybe 335 00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:20,225 get together and talk. 336 00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:23,920 I've been wanting to, since, um... 337 00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:26,114 what happened. 338 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,594 Yeah, I'm here for the Indian Wells Tournament. 339 00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,833 - We're working on a partnership. - Oh. Wow. 340 00:15:29,858 --> 00:15:31,553 I don't think I'll have the time. 341 00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:33,300 Yeah, well, I didn't mean now. I meant maybe later. 342 00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:34,923 You know, we could... make the time. 343 00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,825 There was just so much left unsaid... 344 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,104 Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't think I'm gonna have the time. 345 00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:40,095 It's a real busy weekend. - Oh. 346 00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:41,249 A... 347 00:15:56,131 --> 00:16:00,177 Okay, just... you gotta just put him outta your mind. 348 00:16:00,202 --> 00:16:01,668 Sweat him out. Sweat out the Gordon! 349 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:03,715 Oh, God, you should've seen the way he looked at me. 350 00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:06,506 It was like I had Ebola. Like I had emotional Ebola. 351 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,019 Enough. Just... You know what? 352 00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,643 You gotta bring out your Cher tonight. 353 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,078 - Embrace it. - I'll try. 354 00:16:11,113 --> 00:16:12,108 Can we just talk about something else? 355 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:12,990 Just anything else. - Yes! 356 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,382 Oh! Oh, my gosh! Frumpcam update. 357 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,417 That liar gets up in the middle of the night 358 00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:20,053 and pees seven times. Seven times! 359 00:16:20,089 --> 00:16:22,489 If that's not a sign for saucin' I don't know what is. 360 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,202 It's all about my kid. I'm worried about her, you know? 361 00:16:24,226 --> 00:16:25,403 With all this stuff that's going on... 362 00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:27,060 Don't worry. She's gonna be fine. 363 00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:29,062 She's a tough kid. Hey, embrace your Cher tonight. 364 00:16:29,098 --> 00:16:31,098 - Right? - Okay. Okay, fine. 365 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,277 What happened with Phoebe 366 00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:33,633 - this morning? - I don't know. 367 00:16:33,669 --> 00:16:34,746 No, I don't know. She's sleeping I think. 368 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:35,770 Okay. 369 00:16:44,359 --> 00:16:45,459 Oh! 370 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,077 Ohh. 371 00:16:54,342 --> 00:16:56,723 Okay, that was probably 372 00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:59,139 the best thing I have seen since I got here. 373 00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:02,262 - I mean, maybe since ever. - Glad to be amusing. 374 00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:03,830 The way you sprang outta there. 375 00:17:03,866 --> 00:17:06,066 It was like leaping across the lawn. 376 00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:08,335 It was like post-modern Martha Graham. 377 00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,608 - Thank you. - Yeah, you lost your... 378 00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:12,256 strappy sandals. 379 00:17:13,086 --> 00:17:14,886 Oh, Joie Renee. I love her. 380 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:17,240 I'm... I'm Phoebe. 381 00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:18,990 Gemma. 382 00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:20,943 Gemma Sacco? 383 00:17:21,817 --> 00:17:23,951 I am. No escaping it. 384 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,443 The legacy is everywhere. Thanks, Dad. 385 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,129 - So, uh, you married? - Uh... 386 00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:30,635 It's usually the husband who gets the hammock. 387 00:17:30,659 --> 00:17:32,292 Yes, I am not here with my husband. 388 00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:33,811 I'm here with my friends. 389 00:17:34,396 --> 00:17:35,695 - Got it. - Mm-hmm. 390 00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:36,858 How long you been married? 391 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:40,029 Two months. 392 00:17:40,054 --> 00:17:41,921 That's not... That's not why I'm here. 393 00:17:41,946 --> 00:17:44,256 JD, my husband, is amazing. 394 00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:46,959 I, uh, just needed to get out of L.A. 395 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,408 It can be a little stifling. 396 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,776 This is a great place to chill. 397 00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:52,445 - It's only 102 in the shade. - I know. 398 00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:54,381 - I know. - So you here for the concert? 399 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:59,386 No! No, um, I am a consultant for Damien Fields Gallery 400 00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:01,420 so I'm just here to see some collectors. 401 00:18:02,256 --> 00:18:05,892 Well, I am a collector, but we can talk about that later 402 00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:07,761 because right now I am collecting you. 403 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,541 You must come to the concert with us tonight. 404 00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:11,865 - I don't have tickets. - You don't need tickets. 405 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,334 - We have laminates. - Um... okay. 406 00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:16,603 Um, it's fine. Yeah, don't need that. 407 00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:24,911 Wow, this place is like a pawn shop for showgirls. 408 00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:26,842 Oh, what Eagle Scout gave his life for this? 409 00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,115 Whoo. 410 00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:31,751 Hey, Abs, how goes it? 411 00:18:31,787 --> 00:18:34,454 Great. It was an 8:00am game, 412 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:37,424 got mercied, now I'm about to hit up 413 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:41,361 the local superstore for some Zappo stain remover. 414 00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:43,496 Which is seemingly the only product on Earth 415 00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:45,404 toxic enough to clean baseball pants. 416 00:18:45,456 --> 00:18:47,423 It'll probably also give me insta-cancer. 417 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:49,131 Hm, that's one way out. 418 00:18:49,156 --> 00:18:51,905 Wow, Delia, you're not having fun? 419 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:54,522 Well, Gordon's actually here this weekend. 420 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,713 Gordon Beech?! 421 00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:57,506 No! 422 00:18:57,741 --> 00:18:59,340 We're not gonna talk about this. 423 00:18:59,365 --> 00:19:01,031 We're going to the Cher concert. 424 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,193 We're gonna have ourselves a wonderful time. 425 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,826 All right, my little "Half-Breed"? 426 00:19:05,851 --> 00:19:07,654 Was Cher even Native American? 427 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,190 Cherilyn Sarkisian sounds Armenian to me. 428 00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:12,045 Hm, I don't know if I'm on my game enough to go. 429 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,897 Full headdress? 430 00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:16,263 - You look amazing! - Thanks. 431 00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:20,400 Holy "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"! 432 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:23,428 - Phoebe, that is beyond! - Wait! Wait! I wanna see! 433 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,809 Guys, turn it around! 434 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:29,409 Wow! Oh, my God! Is that a Bob Mackie? 435 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:31,311 I don't know. It doesn't have a label. 436 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,029 - Oh. - What's it going for? 437 00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:35,715 $3,800. 438 00:19:35,751 --> 00:19:36,850 - Oh, my God. - I know. 439 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,592 - Phoebe. - Oh, boy. 440 00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:41,006 Phoebe! 441 00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:43,001 You know what? Before you say anything, 442 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:45,625 I am not courting Gemma Sacco in a macram� bikini. 443 00:19:45,661 --> 00:19:47,427 - It's not happening. - Who? 444 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:49,796 Phoebe hooked up with the daughter of Ralph Sacco. 445 00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:51,318 Australian billionaire. 446 00:19:51,343 --> 00:19:54,344 She's a full-time party girl. Big-time art collector. 447 00:19:54,369 --> 00:19:58,582 And if I nab her I am gonna make this back times ten. 448 00:19:58,607 --> 00:19:59,984 Well, I'm glad I'm down the "Moonstruck" route. 449 00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:02,242 A hell of a lot cheaper. What's going on, kiddo? 450 00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:03,877 - The guys are losing? - Yeah. Oh, yeah, 451 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,512 but it's still pool play, you know? 452 00:20:05,547 --> 00:20:08,348 Mike gets really worked up which is so sexy. 453 00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:09,549 Oh, my God. Help me. 454 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,285 Oh, no, this is for R&D only. 455 00:20:12,321 --> 00:20:14,688 - For the book. - I know. 456 00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:17,147 I know. - And no one-on-ones! 457 00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:19,359 Yeah, and I'm gonna stop imbibing 458 00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:20,990 because it just makes me too loose. 459 00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:25,632 These baseball moms are monster partiers. 460 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,154 All their sport bottles are filled with booze. 461 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,529 Oh, my God, Frumpkis. 462 00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:32,850 Booze in the water bottle. Booze in the water bottle. 463 00:20:32,874 --> 00:20:34,519 - Stop. Jo, stop. - Water bottle! The booze. 464 00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,710 Enough, Frumpkis apologists. I'm going in. 465 00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:38,345 Abby, I gotta go. Oh, my God. 466 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,546 I gotta call him. 467 00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:41,281 - No. - Snap out of it! 468 00:20:41,316 --> 00:20:42,560 Thank you so much. I needed that. 469 00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,695 - Sorry. You okay? - It's fine. 470 00:20:43,719 --> 00:20:45,652 It's fine. I-I needed that. 471 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,691 I mean, it's very cute and it's only $11. 472 00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:54,861 I think it's the more sensible way to go, don't you think? 473 00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,441 I never knew a bathing suit made of crocheted twine 474 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,042 could be called sensible, but I have to agree. 475 00:20:58,066 --> 00:20:59,066 - Right? - Yeah. 476 00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:00,701 All right, I changed my mind. 477 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,693 I'm gonna return this dress and I'm gonna get... 478 00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:04,326 this bikini. 479 00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:06,404 I'm sorry. All sales are final. 480 00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:08,691 I just bought it. 481 00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:10,356 I mean, I haven't even left the store yet. 482 00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:14,347 Just give me my check back. 483 00:21:14,383 --> 00:21:15,593 I've already put it through the register. 484 00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:18,551 I don't care. I want my money back. 485 00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:20,687 I cannot spend $3,800 on a dress. 486 00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:23,490 - Pheebs, it's cool. - No, it is not "cool." 487 00:21:23,525 --> 00:21:25,692 None of this is cool. I am sick of it. 488 00:21:25,727 --> 00:21:28,428 I have been downsizing and cutting back 489 00:21:28,463 --> 00:21:30,397 and none of it matters. 490 00:21:30,432 --> 00:21:32,766 I fired the arborist and now my beautiful, 491 00:21:32,801 --> 00:21:34,803 majestic oak tree is going to die, 492 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,337 I fired the weekend nanny, but Anouk would still rather 493 00:21:37,372 --> 00:21:38,805 hang out with her than with me 494 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,506 and I still cannot pay for a room at The Whitley! 495 00:21:41,531 --> 00:21:45,545 - You don't have a room? - No. My card was declined. 496 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:47,020 I can't believe you didn't tell us. 497 00:21:47,048 --> 00:21:48,559 - Where did you sleep? - In a hammock. It was fine. 498 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,983 - My God. - Oh, Phoebe. 499 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,751 It's fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 500 00:21:51,787 --> 00:21:54,721 Just don't feel bad for me. I just needed to vent. 501 00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:04,397 _ 502 00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:10,211 Hey, Jo, how's the desert? 503 00:22:10,327 --> 00:22:13,194 Spare me the banter, Se�or Smoothie. 504 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:15,730 - I'm on to you. - On to what? 505 00:22:15,766 --> 00:22:17,666 Sneaking booze in your water bottle. 506 00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:19,834 You been sucking on it like Zooey when she figured out 507 00:22:19,870 --> 00:22:22,037 what my boobs were for. 508 00:22:22,072 --> 00:22:24,239 Are you spying on me? 509 00:22:24,274 --> 00:22:26,074 That's not the point, okay? 510 00:22:26,109 --> 00:22:27,909 The point is your a weak-livered lying 511 00:22:27,945 --> 00:22:29,978 son-of-a-bitch who's still saucin'. 512 00:22:33,216 --> 00:22:35,623 You looking at me right now? Hm? 513 00:22:36,019 --> 00:22:38,453 Wha... 514 00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:40,121 Hey, what the eff, psycho? 515 00:22:40,157 --> 00:22:41,823 Those cookies are five bucks each! 516 00:22:41,858 --> 00:22:43,458 You are the psycho! 517 00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:45,522 Hey, uh, Ethan, get over here. 518 00:22:45,762 --> 00:22:47,362 - Drink this. - Hey, inappropriate. 519 00:22:47,397 --> 00:22:49,358 - He is underage. - Exactly! 520 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:56,438 It's water. A little backwash-y. 521 00:22:56,473 --> 00:22:58,340 Thanks. And thank you, Jo, 522 00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:00,175 for the vote of confidence. 523 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:02,210 What do you want from me? I mean, Zooey's there, 524 00:23:02,245 --> 00:23:03,979 and you're not exactly Manny Poppins 525 00:23:04,014 --> 00:23:06,025 and it's been two weeks since you busted out of rehab. 526 00:23:06,049 --> 00:23:08,249 It's not Alcatraz! 527 00:23:08,285 --> 00:23:10,318 I just signed myself out! 528 00:23:10,354 --> 00:23:12,912 Mom, give him a break. He's fine. 529 00:23:12,937 --> 00:23:15,357 I have a ton of pre-calc studying 530 00:23:15,392 --> 00:23:17,359 and I can't focus if I have to block out 531 00:23:17,394 --> 00:23:19,260 - all the fighting. - Fighting? 532 00:23:19,296 --> 00:23:21,296 We're not fighting. Yes, we are! 533 00:23:21,889 --> 00:23:24,299 Jo, you have reason not to trust me, 534 00:23:24,615 --> 00:23:27,302 but you have got to at least try! 535 00:23:27,337 --> 00:23:29,771 And look at yourself out there 536 00:23:29,806 --> 00:23:32,207 in your desert paradise while you're watching me 537 00:23:32,242 --> 00:23:34,326 on your phone? It's kinda sad. 538 00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:54,998 There's a washer here. 539 00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:58,303 I know you have some things to clean. 540 00:24:02,239 --> 00:24:05,140 I actually do have to clean these pants 541 00:24:05,175 --> 00:24:08,033 because Charlie seems obsessed with sliding. 542 00:24:08,084 --> 00:24:11,759 Yeah, my idiotic slide did a number on these. 543 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,526 Oh, no, don't put them in the dryer like that. 544 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:16,103 You'll just... The heat will seal in the dirt. 545 00:24:18,155 --> 00:24:19,954 Laundry was never my department. 546 00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:21,447 It was my ex's. 547 00:24:21,825 --> 00:24:24,859 Yeah, well, friend-to-friend, 548 00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:27,495 um, that is part of the deal. You start to realize 549 00:24:27,531 --> 00:24:29,712 how much you outsourced to your spouse. 550 00:24:29,879 --> 00:24:31,853 It's humbling, but it gets better. 551 00:24:33,709 --> 00:24:35,259 It's got to. 552 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,084 Give them to me. Let me scrub them. 553 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,405 Sorry for earlier. 554 00:24:52,462 --> 00:24:54,456 For the spitting or the blaming? 555 00:24:54,491 --> 00:24:56,291 It's fine. 556 00:24:56,326 --> 00:24:58,927 It's fine. I accept. It's rough all around. 557 00:24:58,962 --> 00:25:01,283 My kid is hitting 0-14. 558 00:25:01,822 --> 00:25:04,759 Well, maybe you just need to loosen up a little bit. 559 00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:08,736 You wanna get a drink? 560 00:25:09,832 --> 00:25:11,415 - Oh, I... - From the vending machine. 561 00:25:12,109 --> 00:25:15,611 - Oh... what? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 562 00:25:15,636 --> 00:25:17,512 You drink soda? I'm shocked. 563 00:25:17,547 --> 00:25:20,348 I'm sure there's like a... kale flavor or something. 564 00:25:20,383 --> 00:25:22,298 Oh, definitely. Small-batch root beer. 565 00:25:22,323 --> 00:25:24,052 Yeah. 566 00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:25,854 I don't even know why I'm laughing. 567 00:25:25,889 --> 00:25:28,356 Yeah, it wasn't that funny. 568 00:25:42,873 --> 00:25:44,839 Ooh, Hoo, wee! 569 00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:46,307 Shall we talk about our plans? 570 00:25:46,343 --> 00:25:47,842 I'm all ears, Cher. 571 00:25:47,878 --> 00:25:49,188 Oh, I don't know about that, Sonny. 572 00:25:49,212 --> 00:25:50,979 Maybe all nose. 573 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,950 Oh, there's Gemma. I gotta bounce. 574 00:25:55,986 --> 00:25:57,063 But I will see you at the show. 575 00:25:57,087 --> 00:25:59,621 - Wait. - It's work. 576 00:26:01,465 --> 00:26:03,191 Unbelievable. 577 00:26:03,226 --> 00:26:07,128 Alas, looks like Pancho's bagging. 578 00:26:07,164 --> 00:26:09,264 He got a break-up Snapchat from this guy 579 00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:12,233 he thought The One so he's not up for a big "Camp Out." 580 00:26:12,269 --> 00:26:14,369 - Oh. - You know what? 581 00:26:14,404 --> 00:26:16,671 I'm gonna find Pancho. I'll stay with him. 582 00:26:16,706 --> 00:26:18,573 - What? - I just... I can't. 583 00:26:18,608 --> 00:26:21,176 I can't keep it up anymore. You can scalp my ticket. 584 00:26:21,211 --> 00:26:22,989 I don't think you should use that word in that outfit, 585 00:26:23,013 --> 00:26:25,446 but I'm fine staying here. We can just... 586 00:26:25,482 --> 00:26:27,549 hang at the hotel, play a little Cher-aoke. 587 00:26:27,584 --> 00:26:29,050 Jo, I appreciate it, but, no. 588 00:26:29,085 --> 00:26:30,618 This is the first time you've looked up 589 00:26:30,654 --> 00:26:32,220 from the Frumpcam since we got here. 590 00:26:32,255 --> 00:26:33,955 I gotta keep an eye on that train-wreck. 591 00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:35,434 - He's parked at my house. - Yeah, it's a mess. 592 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,058 Which is exactly why when you leave, 593 00:26:37,093 --> 00:26:38,693 you have to leave. So when you get back 594 00:26:38,728 --> 00:26:40,495 you can deal with the mishugas at home. 595 00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:43,264 Oy. Since when did you learn Yiddish? 596 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,410 I'm a lawyer. You pick it up. 597 00:26:44,434 --> 00:26:46,574 Go. Have a blast. 598 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,303 Fellas? 599 00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:50,972 - Shall we? - Let's do this. 600 00:26:53,076 --> 00:26:54,520 What was your department in your marriage? 601 00:26:54,544 --> 00:26:57,679 Taxes... and Costco is my bitch. 602 00:26:57,714 --> 00:26:59,380 Oh. I just... You know what? 603 00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:01,382 Shopping in bulk for a lifetime supply 604 00:27:01,418 --> 00:27:03,484 of granola bars just doesn't make sense to me. 605 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,087 I always end up spending $400 more than I need to. 606 00:27:06,122 --> 00:27:08,223 'Cause you get distracted by shiny things. 607 00:27:08,258 --> 00:27:10,225 - Yes, I do. - Not me. I'm a pro. 608 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:13,494 D'Artagnan ABF bone-in rib-eye 609 00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:15,463 19 pounds for $300. 610 00:27:15,498 --> 00:27:19,334 And 29 bucks for 1.75 liters of Kirkland Vodka. 611 00:27:19,369 --> 00:27:21,636 Beats all the top shelf brands in blind taste tests. 612 00:27:21,671 --> 00:27:25,373 Wow, this is super-impressive. That is all good to know. 613 00:27:25,408 --> 00:27:27,008 - Yeah. - You know, I can finish 614 00:27:27,043 --> 00:27:29,410 this laundry for you if you wanna go... 615 00:27:29,446 --> 00:27:31,646 - Go where? - Go... I... 616 00:27:31,681 --> 00:27:33,092 Downstairs with all the other parents. 617 00:27:33,116 --> 00:27:34,153 Have a real drink. 618 00:27:34,178 --> 00:27:36,451 You're like a rock star to those guys. 619 00:27:36,486 --> 00:27:38,253 After two losses I'm not. 620 00:27:38,288 --> 00:27:40,622 Believe me, they're down by the pool 621 00:27:40,657 --> 00:27:42,363 shit talking me as we speak. 622 00:27:42,659 --> 00:27:44,621 That hurts your feelings? 623 00:27:45,161 --> 00:27:46,661 Better to stay above the fray. 624 00:27:46,696 --> 00:27:49,764 I have to draw a hard line between parents and coach. 625 00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:51,403 - Otherwise it's... - Anarchy. 626 00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:53,195 Yeah, I get that. 627 00:27:53,403 --> 00:27:55,637 - Really? - Yeah, it just seems like 628 00:27:55,672 --> 00:27:57,238 baseball's all hard lines. 629 00:27:57,274 --> 00:27:59,641 It's line-ups and line drives 630 00:27:59,676 --> 00:28:02,577 and baselines telling you what's fair 631 00:28:02,612 --> 00:28:05,179 - and what's foul and... - Right. 632 00:28:08,418 --> 00:28:10,912 There's a line in here, too. 633 00:28:11,421 --> 00:28:14,222 Yes and I am... I'm glad you... 634 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,391 brought that up because if I'm reading things right, 635 00:28:16,426 --> 00:28:19,227 there's like a... vibe between us, 636 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:22,787 but... I get it. 637 00:28:22,812 --> 00:28:24,084 Hard line. 638 00:28:24,601 --> 00:28:26,746 Just with everything going on in your life... and mine, too, 639 00:28:26,770 --> 00:28:28,503 it's... you know, not to mention the kids 640 00:28:28,538 --> 00:28:31,076 and the team. We... We can't... 641 00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:32,865 Cross the line. 642 00:29:12,598 --> 00:29:13,897 Okay, wait. 643 00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:15,565 Wait, what's the matter? Are you okay? 644 00:29:15,601 --> 00:29:17,834 Yeah, I just don't want to pee where I play. 645 00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:19,703 Oh, charming. 646 00:29:19,738 --> 00:29:22,539 And I think you already did. Literally. 647 00:29:22,574 --> 00:29:26,308 I know. I know, but we're just gonna hold up at third. 648 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,266 I'm making the call on this one. 649 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:30,658 I can't get over that slide. What was the coach thinking? 650 00:29:30,683 --> 00:29:32,983 - I know, right? - I'll meet you by the pool. 651 00:29:33,018 --> 00:29:34,551 I'm gonna get some ice. 652 00:29:48,191 --> 00:29:50,316 This cherry is full of sorrow. 653 00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:52,579 Mm. Give me that cherry. 654 00:29:52,604 --> 00:29:54,404 Whoo! 655 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,040 See ya later, sorrow! 656 00:29:57,076 --> 00:30:00,644 Oh, God, this moonshine is kicking my ass. 657 00:30:00,679 --> 00:30:02,179 Mm. 658 00:30:04,483 --> 00:30:06,817 Of course he shows up 659 00:30:06,852 --> 00:30:09,519 when I'm Sloppy Suzie. 660 00:30:09,555 --> 00:30:11,488 - Is that him? - Uh-huh. 661 00:30:11,523 --> 00:30:13,730 Muy hunky. 662 00:30:14,727 --> 00:30:17,894 Muy. He loved me so much 663 00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:20,897 and I had to do everything I could to hurt him. 664 00:30:21,136 --> 00:30:22,466 Did you love him? 665 00:30:22,769 --> 00:30:25,519 I did. I do. 666 00:30:26,254 --> 00:30:28,472 So what are you doing here? 667 00:30:28,507 --> 00:30:30,907 Go to him and make amends. 668 00:30:30,943 --> 00:30:33,730 Prostrate yourself and beg for forgiveness. 669 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,408 Mm-hmm. Oh! 670 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:46,691 Hi, Gordon. 671 00:30:48,494 --> 00:30:50,460 I have something to say to... 672 00:30:50,496 --> 00:30:52,162 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! 673 00:30:52,197 --> 00:30:54,631 I didn't mean to make you spill your Louis Quatorze. 674 00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:55,877 I know how much you love that stuff. 675 00:30:55,901 --> 00:30:56,978 It's all right. I got it. I got it. 676 00:30:57,002 --> 00:30:58,235 Yeah, I know you've got it. 677 00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:00,070 You just got everything all figured out. 678 00:31:00,105 --> 00:31:02,806 Just... Come on. 679 00:31:02,841 --> 00:31:05,208 We're just never gonna talk to each other again? 680 00:31:05,244 --> 00:31:06,988 Is that how you wanna play it? 681 00:31:07,988 --> 00:31:09,813 - Listen, Delia... - No, I'm not listening! 682 00:31:09,848 --> 00:31:12,015 I'm talking! Look, I know I hurt you. 683 00:31:12,051 --> 00:31:14,151 I know that I screwed up... royally. 684 00:31:14,186 --> 00:31:16,720 And I regret it more than I can say, 685 00:31:16,886 --> 00:31:19,222 but you can't just act like we never existed. 686 00:31:19,488 --> 00:31:21,892 It's not logical. It's not acceptable. 687 00:31:21,942 --> 00:31:23,754 We're adults. 688 00:31:26,879 --> 00:31:28,318 You know you look ridiculous. 689 00:31:28,343 --> 00:31:30,944 Yeah, well, these pigtails are giving me a migraine. 690 00:31:31,804 --> 00:31:33,970 Um... I'll just go. 691 00:31:34,006 --> 00:31:35,246 Wait. 692 00:31:36,097 --> 00:31:38,809 You're right. Maybe we should have a conversation. 693 00:31:38,844 --> 00:31:40,977 Can you do breakfast tomorrow? 694 00:31:41,013 --> 00:31:42,339 8:00? 695 00:31:42,681 --> 00:31:44,144 I can. 696 00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:47,113 Okay. 697 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:49,894 - Delia... - Yeah? 698 00:31:50,823 --> 00:31:53,857 Cher wishes she ever looked as good as you. 699 00:32:02,901 --> 00:32:04,868 Oh! Water break. 700 00:32:04,903 --> 00:32:08,138 Oh, yeah. Oh, my! 701 00:32:08,173 --> 00:32:10,006 - I'm good. - Okay. 702 00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:12,109 - I have a question for you. - Mm-hmm. 703 00:32:12,144 --> 00:32:14,177 Are you, uh... 704 00:32:14,213 --> 00:32:15,812 - More bi than gay. - Ah. 705 00:32:15,848 --> 00:32:17,881 - Yeah. - Less of a victory for me. 706 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:20,083 But potentially a more intriguing lay. 707 00:32:20,119 --> 00:32:21,318 Oh, yeah. 708 00:32:21,761 --> 00:32:23,920 Shall I... show you my straight side now? 709 00:32:23,956 --> 00:32:26,990 Oh, definitely. Definitely. 710 00:32:27,025 --> 00:32:29,074 In one second. 711 00:32:29,695 --> 00:32:31,728 Just one second. 712 00:32:31,763 --> 00:32:33,730 Look at my kid studying like an angel. 713 00:32:33,765 --> 00:32:35,165 Now let's search for the ex. 714 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:39,019 Oh, that is a boner killer. 715 00:32:43,075 --> 00:32:44,975 You're right. You know what? 716 00:32:45,339 --> 00:32:47,644 I am not going there. Okay. 717 00:32:47,679 --> 00:32:49,646 - I'm wrong. Where were we? - Come here. 718 00:32:49,681 --> 00:32:50,925 I'm here at the straight side. 719 00:32:50,949 --> 00:32:52,916 Oh, the straight side of life, baby! 720 00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:54,762 - Yeah, that's right. - The straight side of life. 721 00:32:54,786 --> 00:32:55,752 Okay. 722 00:33:10,269 --> 00:33:12,903 Hey, Mamma. 723 00:33:12,938 --> 00:33:14,338 Wow, look what the cat dragged in. 724 00:33:14,373 --> 00:33:16,806 Must have been quite the party marathon last night. 725 00:33:16,842 --> 00:33:18,019 I was wondering what happened to you. 726 00:33:18,043 --> 00:33:21,344 Ohh... I had an all-nighter. 727 00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:24,881 It was so great. We hung out backstage. 728 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:27,817 I had cashew brittle with Moby! 729 00:33:27,853 --> 00:33:31,621 And then we take Gemma's limo to Pechanga and played slots. 730 00:33:31,657 --> 00:33:33,657 I don't remember the last time I rolled so VIP. 731 00:33:33,692 --> 00:33:35,058 - Ever. - Hm. 732 00:33:35,093 --> 00:33:36,993 - Glad you had fun. - Oh, well, I'm sorry 733 00:33:37,029 --> 00:33:39,829 I didn't see you guys. You're up and at 'em early. 734 00:33:39,865 --> 00:33:41,433 Yeah. 735 00:33:42,683 --> 00:33:44,701 I, um... 736 00:33:44,736 --> 00:33:46,303 - bumped into Gordon. - Whoa. 737 00:33:46,338 --> 00:33:48,004 Now I got breakfast this morning, 738 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,373 but I need to bike off last night's moonshine overdose 739 00:33:50,409 --> 00:33:53,043 so I don't slur like a hung-over hillbilly. 740 00:33:53,078 --> 00:33:54,344 Wow. Gordon. That's major. 741 00:33:54,379 --> 00:33:55,924 I'll tell you about it on the ride home. 742 00:33:55,948 --> 00:33:57,914 Oh, I'm actually, um... I am going to 743 00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,379 fly with Gemma in her helicopter. 744 00:34:01,787 --> 00:34:03,253 It's 30 minutes to L.A. 745 00:34:03,288 --> 00:34:05,449 It's quite the quality of life upgrade. 746 00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:08,658 Okay, what are you doing, Phoebe? 747 00:34:08,694 --> 00:34:10,227 What do you mean, "What am I doing"? 748 00:34:10,262 --> 00:34:12,329 - Yeah, you know what I mean. - No. 749 00:34:12,364 --> 00:34:14,965 Look, I know that you are freaked out about money. 750 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,133 I totally get that, but, well, you still live better 751 00:34:17,169 --> 00:34:19,050 than most of the rest of the world. 752 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,738 I know that. What's your point? 753 00:34:21,773 --> 00:34:24,407 You don't need to roll VIP everywhere. 754 00:34:24,443 --> 00:34:26,743 You don't need Gemma. You just think you do. 755 00:34:26,778 --> 00:34:28,211 And, you know, when you go somewhere 756 00:34:28,247 --> 00:34:29,757 in your friends' minivan, you should really go home 757 00:34:29,781 --> 00:34:31,488 in your friend' minivan. I... 758 00:34:34,974 --> 00:34:36,199 See ya. 759 00:34:41,226 --> 00:34:43,226 That book better be dedicated to me. 760 00:34:45,230 --> 00:34:47,931 - Hey. - Hey. 761 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:52,202 I've been, um... I keep thinking about 762 00:34:52,237 --> 00:34:55,138 how we made that laundry room so steamy. 763 00:34:55,173 --> 00:34:57,407 Yeah, me, too. Disaster. 764 00:34:58,443 --> 00:34:59,976 - What? - The rain delay. 765 00:35:00,012 --> 00:35:02,045 Balls are too slippery to pitch, too heavy to hit. 766 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,359 We're actually winning this one and now the momentum's gone. 767 00:35:04,383 --> 00:35:05,777 All bets are off. 768 00:35:06,084 --> 00:35:08,722 Well, you can't control the weather. 769 00:35:09,777 --> 00:35:11,980 We could have controlled ourselves. 770 00:35:13,433 --> 00:35:15,258 I did control myself. 771 00:35:15,294 --> 00:35:17,727 I'm the one that told us to stop at third, remember? 772 00:35:17,763 --> 00:35:19,407 I'm superstitious. Once I'm thinking a thing, 773 00:35:19,431 --> 00:35:21,164 I can't Un-think it. 774 00:35:21,199 --> 00:35:24,386 Well, what is it exactly that you can't unthink? 775 00:35:25,304 --> 00:35:26,970 We shouldn't have crossed the line... 776 00:35:27,370 --> 00:35:30,120 and... it can't happen again. 777 00:35:32,844 --> 00:35:34,386 So we made it rain? 778 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,550 Okay... 779 00:35:37,783 --> 00:35:39,816 First of all, you invited me to cross that line 780 00:35:39,851 --> 00:35:41,351 and what, now we're cursed? 781 00:35:41,386 --> 00:35:44,154 - Jesus. - Appreciate it if you could 782 00:35:44,189 --> 00:35:46,100 change your face right now or everyone's gonna know 783 00:35:46,124 --> 00:35:48,825 we're not discussing how your kid missed the bunt sign. 784 00:35:51,394 --> 00:35:52,886 Thank you. 785 00:36:04,876 --> 00:36:08,058 Oh, shit! Screw you, dick breath! 786 00:36:10,582 --> 00:36:13,283 Jesus Christ. 787 00:36:16,455 --> 00:36:18,269 What's the problem, Officer? 788 00:36:18,294 --> 00:36:19,793 Have you been drinking, ma'am? 789 00:36:19,925 --> 00:36:22,525 Drinking? 790 00:36:22,754 --> 00:36:25,462 It is 6:30 in the morning. 791 00:36:25,497 --> 00:36:28,231 Sunday morning. Have you been drinking? 792 00:36:28,266 --> 00:36:30,658 Have you consumed any alcohol in the last 24 hours? 793 00:36:30,683 --> 00:36:33,970 Okay, relax, I'm on a bike. If you haven't noticed. 794 00:36:34,005 --> 00:36:35,939 I did notice, but if you've been drinking, 795 00:36:35,974 --> 00:36:37,173 it's a CUI. 796 00:36:37,209 --> 00:36:39,168 Cycling Under the Influence. 797 00:36:40,379 --> 00:36:42,490 I'm gonna have to ask you to take a breathalyzer test. 798 00:36:42,514 --> 00:36:45,348 I'm a lawyer. 799 00:36:49,254 --> 00:36:50,453 You have to be kidding me. 800 00:36:50,489 --> 00:36:52,566 Do I look like I'm kidding? 801 00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:05,757 Thank you for bailing me out. 802 00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:10,590 This is so humiliating. 803 00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:12,570 They just gave me one call and I didn't want you to think 804 00:37:12,594 --> 00:37:14,861 that... I bailed on you for breakfast. 805 00:37:14,897 --> 00:37:17,057 I didn't even think a CUI was a thing. 806 00:37:17,082 --> 00:37:19,682 Yeah, well, me, too. It's so stupid. 807 00:37:19,718 --> 00:37:22,261 I'm really sorry for this. 808 00:37:23,144 --> 00:37:26,111 And I'm really sorry... about breakfast. 809 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,933 I'm really sorry about what I did... 810 00:37:32,927 --> 00:37:34,183 with Albert. 811 00:37:37,202 --> 00:37:38,768 It wasn't because I didn't love you, 812 00:37:38,803 --> 00:37:41,638 it was because I did and I never stopped wanting you, 813 00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:44,007 I just didn't want to be married. 814 00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:46,542 And I acted out instead of talking to you. 815 00:37:46,578 --> 00:37:49,178 Maybe if I communicated with you, we wouldn't have ended up... 816 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:50,882 That's... That's all I need to hear. 817 00:37:53,788 --> 00:37:55,576 I accept your apology. 818 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:59,442 I believe you never meant to hurt me... 819 00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,530 But you did. 820 00:38:04,162 --> 00:38:05,686 You KO'd me. 821 00:38:06,765 --> 00:38:09,155 And whatever shred of faith in love I still have... 822 00:38:09,668 --> 00:38:12,155 is not enough to go another round with you. 823 00:38:13,402 --> 00:38:15,155 I could never trust you. 824 00:38:17,014 --> 00:38:18,538 I'm not angry, 825 00:38:19,344 --> 00:38:21,132 I'm just ready to move on. 826 00:38:21,946 --> 00:38:23,515 But, Gordon... 827 00:38:24,216 --> 00:38:26,631 last night... The way that you looked at me. 828 00:38:26,918 --> 00:38:29,252 - It really seemed... - I do. 829 00:38:29,287 --> 00:38:30,780 I always will. 830 00:38:31,823 --> 00:38:33,556 It just doesn't matter anymore. 831 00:38:33,591 --> 00:38:35,136 - Of course it does... - No, it doesn't. 832 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,260 If you're truly sorry, don't call me. 833 00:38:37,388 --> 00:38:39,545 And if we should run into each other, 834 00:38:40,395 --> 00:38:41,858 just keep moving. 835 00:39:00,318 --> 00:39:03,219 Hello, beautiful, happy people. 836 00:39:03,254 --> 00:39:04,887 Hi. Can I hand you this? 837 00:39:04,923 --> 00:39:06,255 - Hey. - Hi. 838 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:08,091 What's up, girl? 839 00:39:08,126 --> 00:39:11,257 Not much, just a beautiful day to be up in the sky. 840 00:39:12,929 --> 00:39:14,662 Oh, sweets, I totally spaced. 841 00:39:14,799 --> 00:39:17,166 The helo only holds eight, so we're full. 842 00:39:17,202 --> 00:39:19,850 We already got seven plus Chow-Chow. 843 00:39:21,039 --> 00:39:23,179 - Oh. - Hey, Phoebe, 844 00:39:24,175 --> 00:39:26,186 could you hand me one of those waters for Chow? 845 00:39:26,911 --> 00:39:28,155 Yeah. 846 00:39:28,713 --> 00:39:31,314 Okay, so wheels up. And note to self, 847 00:39:31,349 --> 00:39:34,117 - get a bigger helicopter, bitch. - Yeah. 848 00:39:34,142 --> 00:39:35,397 Cool. 849 00:39:38,656 --> 00:39:41,257 Um... Okay, thanks. 850 00:39:57,075 --> 00:39:59,842 Oh, my God, I thought you guys were never gonna come. 851 00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:03,112 Did you guys go shopping at the outlets 852 00:40:03,148 --> 00:40:06,416 - before picking me up from jail?! - We did not go shopping. 853 00:40:06,451 --> 00:40:08,818 We just picked up things from stores. 854 00:40:08,853 --> 00:40:12,688 Yes, we went shopping, but we did get stuff on the way. 855 00:40:12,724 --> 00:40:14,186 We got you something. 856 00:40:14,426 --> 00:40:16,826 - It's a Hermes, baby. - Oh, my God, Phoebe, 857 00:40:16,861 --> 00:40:18,038 - you shouldn't... - I didn't spend money. 858 00:40:18,062 --> 00:40:19,362 I swiped it. See? 859 00:40:19,397 --> 00:40:20,830 - What? - Good luck with that. 860 00:40:20,865 --> 00:40:22,198 I'm not gonna make a habit of it, 861 00:40:22,233 --> 00:40:24,033 - I just needed a dopamine hit. - Okay, Winona. 862 00:40:24,068 --> 00:40:25,968 Sorry you didn't have breakfast with Gordon. 863 00:40:26,004 --> 00:40:27,370 Yeah, well, I didn't get waffles, 864 00:40:27,405 --> 00:40:30,006 but I got 20,000 calories worth of closure. 865 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:32,074 - Hm. - Hey... 866 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:33,976 aren't you supposed to be on a chopper? 867 00:40:34,012 --> 00:40:36,045 You know what? There is more legroom 868 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,047 in a minivan and, besides, Gemma is... 869 00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:42,015 _ 870 00:40:42,754 --> 00:40:45,154 - Gemma wants to meet me in L.A. - Okay, Jo, 871 00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:46,834 - how'd it go last night? - Oh, let's just say 872 00:40:46,858 --> 00:40:49,125 we played a little "I Got You Babe" 873 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,760 - in my bed. - Ew. 874 00:40:50,795 --> 00:40:51,761 Oh, yeah. 875 00:40:59,737 --> 00:41:01,904 Good job. That's awesome. 876 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:04,207 So this W means we go to Super Regional's next weekend? 877 00:41:04,242 --> 00:41:07,009 Yeah, in Santa Clarita. We get to do it all over again. 878 00:41:07,045 --> 00:41:09,378 - Yes! - Oh, wait! Hold! Charlie wait! 879 00:41:09,414 --> 00:41:10,890 Go get your bag. 880 00:41:13,885 --> 00:41:15,785 - Do you mind? - Oh, sure. 881 00:41:16,921 --> 00:41:18,387 So you realize 882 00:41:18,423 --> 00:41:20,507 we went from a major slump 883 00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:22,304 to a huge win today. 884 00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:25,461 - Booyah. - So maybe last night 885 00:41:25,497 --> 00:41:27,763 was good luck. You know what that means. 886 00:41:31,002 --> 00:41:32,749 Oh, please. 887 00:41:32,774 --> 00:41:34,240 Well, we'd have to do it again. 888 00:41:34,372 --> 00:41:36,015 For the team. 889 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,975 You know what? Don't give me the little 890 00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:40,754 sparkly eye thing. I knew this was a mistake. 891 00:41:40,778 --> 00:41:41,922 I don't know what I'm doing here. 892 00:41:41,946 --> 00:41:43,421 I got a little spooked. Okay? 893 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,450 And I haven't... whatever that was 894 00:41:47,485 --> 00:41:48,718 in a long time. 895 00:41:51,335 --> 00:41:53,489 - Okay. - But I like you, Abby. 896 00:41:55,026 --> 00:41:56,718 And I don't like many people, 897 00:41:57,262 --> 00:41:59,395 Yeah. 898 00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:01,264 That I believe, but, uh, 899 00:42:01,299 --> 00:42:02,832 maybe we should just leave it at... 900 00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:04,433 "We'll always have Bakersfield." 901 00:42:04,469 --> 00:42:07,203 Yeah, but you'd miss out on the double load dryer 902 00:42:07,238 --> 00:42:09,694 at the Santa Clarita Days Inn. 903 00:42:10,585 --> 00:42:12,308 You know you just called me Abby. 904 00:42:12,343 --> 00:42:14,616 Like, three sentences back. 905 00:42:15,718 --> 00:42:17,819 Lucky you. 906 00:42:23,024 --> 00:42:25,499 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 66498

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