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Whoa, Tina, you all right there, girl?
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Should we unplug her
and plug her back in?
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Does anyone know if she's
still under warranty?
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Not to be insensitive,
but should we drag her
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into a soundproof closet
and just get on with our day?
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Or let's at least walk ahead of her.
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Or maybe we should put her ahead of us
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- so people know we're coming.
- Okay, coming through.
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Move. Move!
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So, Teddy, you got
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any big Valentine's Day
plans tomorrow night?
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Oh, yeah. I'm finally gonna
check out that show Law & Order.
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I DVR'd 400 episodes.
Gonna try to catch up.
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Oh! A night of romantic murder.
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No, don't say anything! No spoilers.
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Well, Bob and I have
big, big, big plans.
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We went on Kissin' Koupons,
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that site that's like a
Groupon site for couples.
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We got each other fun experiences.
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Yeah, I got us a limo ride.
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Bob! It was supposed to be a surprise.
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- It was?
-Yes. And I'm still not telling you what I got you.
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I know how to play.
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Some news. Tina's completely broken.
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Says you. I like new Tina.
You know what you're getting.
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- You know, it's consistent.
- Tina?
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Tina, honey, what's wrong?
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Tina?
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O-Okay, we're gonna have
to figure this out later.
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Kids, take your sister
upstairs and do... something.
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Tina, talk to Mommy.
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Tina, if you tell us what's going on,
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- maybe we can help.
- Okay.
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Okay, everyone, I made some calls.
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- I found out what happened.
- What is it?
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I guess Jimmy Jr. has been
hanging out with Becky Krespe.
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- Becky whosit?
- Becky Krespe.
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She just got her braces off,
and now she's Miss Thang.
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Right. And since tomorrow's
Valentine's Day...
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Ugh.
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Tina's probably worried
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that Jimmy Jr. Won't be her valentine.
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- Aw, honey, is that it?
- Uh... uh-huh...
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It's gonna be okay.
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There's a lot of other fish in the sea.
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And not little dumb
guppies like Jimmy Jr.
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Big, handsome sharks with
big shark muscles. Rrr!
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And crabs with abs.
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Louise, go pull down
your sister's covers.
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Let's get this girl to bed.
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It'll all look better in the morning.
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- It's only 7:15!
- Do it!
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O-Okay. Bob, get her up.
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Come on, help me. Come on. Get her up.
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- No. - Gene, help your
father, help your father.
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Grab the head.
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Aw, it's too floppity!
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I'm afraid it's gotten worse.
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Worse? How is that even possible?
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Tina, what's going on?
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Use your words, honey. Look at me.
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This morning, Zeke texted
Tammy who texted Jocelyn
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who accidentally texted me,
even though she meant to text
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her cousin Tina who lives
in Clearwater, Florida,
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that Jimmy did ask Becky
to be his valentine,
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and she said yes, and they're
going on a date tonight,
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and it's Valentine's
Day and my life is over!
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Time of death: 9:15 a.m.
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Time of breath: powerful!
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- Sorry.
- No, I love it!
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I miss Tina's bones. I
didn't even know I liked them.
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I never got to say good-bye.
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The worst thing is, this whole time,
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she's been sitting on the remote.
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Tina? Tina bean-a?
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It's me. It's Mommy.
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- Hi, Mom.
- It lives!
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You remember how you
were gonna babysit tonight
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so Dad and I can go
out for Valentine's Day?
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Linda, don't say "Valentine's Day."
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Uh, s-sorry, sorry. I-I
meant regular February day
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that means nothing, stupid February day.
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Uh, I-I don't think we can go
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on our amazing Kissing
Koupon Valentine's Day.
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Sorry.
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- Bob, don't say "Valentine's."
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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- Oh, God, now I'm saying it.
Now I said it. - Sorry. Sorry.
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Yes! I finally know what
I want to be when I grow up:
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that limo!
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Oh... my... God!
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- I know what we have to do!
- What?
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Me and Louise are gonna
take Tina out in the limo
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for a girls' night out to cheer her up!
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- Oh, great idea.
- Yeah, and you and Gene
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are gonna do the thing I bought.
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Oh. I... Wait. Why...
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Well, we could just stay here.
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And waste my Kissin' Koupon?
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Are you crazy? It's only for tonight.
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- Uh...
- Come on, Bob.
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Tina needs this.
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Tina needs a girls' night.
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A real girls' night.
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And we're gonna get in that
limo and give it to her, right?
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Yeah! Let's do that thing
where I get in a limo.
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- Yeah!
- Okay, fine.
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Gene, will you do me the
honor of being my date tonight?
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Yes! Just make sure you wait
three days to call me afterwards
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so you don't seem too
desperate to be my dad.
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Okay, girls, get your miniskirts on.
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The li-mom-sine leaves in five!
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Okay, Tina? Does that sound fun? Right?
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I guess.
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Girls' night out! All right!
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Hi. We're your riders for tonight.
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Hi. Hello. Uh, I'm your
driver. Call me Nat.
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They didn't tell me I was driving
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three real-life princesses
for Valentine's Day.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, Nat, ix-nay on the
Valentine's Day talk, okay?
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Yeah. My sister got dumped by a jerk,
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and her puberty operating
system is crashing.
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- Uh-oh. No bueno.
- Yeah, so we're taking
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my little lonely heart
for a fun girls' night out,
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and we're not gonna talk
about boyfriends or love
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or Valen-you-know-what,
okay?
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Copy that. Loud and clear, sir.
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Wow! This is nice!
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Nat, let's get this baby started
and take her up to about 120?
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Okay, excuse me, little
bunny girl? -Yeah?
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You can't stand up in the sunroof
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- while we're driving.
- Well, what about...
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What about Big, the film
starring Thomas Hanks?
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It's called "movie magic."
You want to know what happens
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when real people drive around
hanging out of a sunroof?
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- Yeah.
- Decapitation. It happens all the time.
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There was a huge uptick in them
right after that film came out,
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but you didn't hear
anything about it, I'm sure.
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- Right? Right?
- I mean, I... I didn't hear anything.
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Yeah, not a word.
Government covered it up.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Thomas Hanks himself got
paid a bunch of hush money.
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- How much?
- Around $12,000.
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- That all checks out.
- All right, so where to?
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Sad girl, you wanna go run over
this kid who dumped you or what?
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- No.
- That sounds like a good plan.
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No, we're not running anyone over.
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But you know what always
makes people feel better
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after they get their hearts broken?
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- Lizards.
- No!
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Throwing a tub of baked
beans at a meter maid.
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No! Makeovers.
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Pretty sure the right
answer was lizards, Mom.
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What do you think, Tina? Makeovers?
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- Sure.
- She loves it!
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But we should probably get
a bunch of baked beans just in case.
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Uh, what do you think
this is for, little miss?
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Ah, I knew I'd find my real mom someday.
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Okay, so your mom wrote,
"Go down to the wharf,
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"turn left at the
cheese-on-a-stick booth,
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look up and you'll see it."
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- Is it that bird?
- Maybe.
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Do you think it's that drunk clown?
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I... I wish.
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I'd love to push him over.
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- Hup! Hup!
- Oh. Oh, no. Oh, God.
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Just to warn you, I
ate the perfectly wrong things
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for this activity.
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Welcome, couples.
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Get ready for the night of your life.
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I'm Tim Flanagan, and
this is my brother Jerry.
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You may be asking yourselves,
"Can I really do trapeze?"
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Well, look at me. I got
30, 40 extra pounds on me.
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I got diabetes, major depression,
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a weird skin thing on
my foot, you name it.
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Point is, if I can
trapeze, you can trapeze.
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We'll be learning tonight's routine
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on the low trapeze over those mats.
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And then moving to the high trapeze,
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complete with costumes and music.
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I know what you're thinking:
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"Will I really be ready for all that?"
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Well, in 45 minutes, your
answer will probably be, "Sure."
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Questions?
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- You, mustache.
- Uh, hi. Yes.
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I-I'm here with my son,
because, well, it's a long story,
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but he's only 11...
Can we still do this?
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It's totally okay if the answer is no.
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Oh, trapeze is fun
and safe for all ages.
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Except children under ten...
They can't participate.
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Yay! I'm swinging with my dad!
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Damn, one year off.
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Uh, excuse me,
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but have you three gorgeous
gals seen my clients?
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It's us! Look at Tina!
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Isn't she breathtaking? Aw, look at her.
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I'm looking at her, and I
literally cannot breathe.
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And with you,
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- what was the thought process?
- Nightmares.
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Love it. Now, I know
what we ought to do.
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We ought to figure out where
this kid is that messed you up.
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- What'd you say his name is?
- Jimmy Jr.
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Yeah, terrible name. I hate
him because of his name.
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We find out where he is,
and then we go down there,
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and you say, "Hey, look
at what you're missing,"
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and then you throw a drink
or a smoke bomb on him.
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- Um...
- Yes!
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No, no. Nat, um, I
appreciate your input,
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but what we need is some good
old-fashioned cheer-'em-ups.
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Let's crank up some girl power jams
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- and limo it out of here!
- You're the boss!
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Whoo! Pickles!
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- Hey, no sunroof!
- Oh. Sorry. Comin' in.
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Whee!
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♪ This is a girl power jam ♪
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♪ We're all girls, no mans ♪
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♪ Girl power, girl plus
power makes girl power! ♪
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♪ This is a girl power jam ♪
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♪ We're all girls, no mans. ♪
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I'm not giving up yet, Tina.
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Okay.
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All right, let's get
some sugar in this booger
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and cheer her up.
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What do you mean you
don't have anything?
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It's Valentine's Day, and you
don't have a reservation, ma'am.
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Oh, come on. My little girl
got her heart broken and she...
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- Linda. Linda. Linda.
- Oh, uh, wha... where's that... ?
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Come over. I got us a table.
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- Nat?
- Follow my voice. Can you see me?
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- Hey, it's Nat!
- Follow my voice!
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Follow. Follow. Follow. Follow.
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- Nat, how'd you do it?
- I know the owner.
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Saved his life... After
I hit him with my car.
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Now, should we get the mega-misu
flight or the ultra-mega?
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Ah, man, Nat, you sit next to me, 'Kay?
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And I mean forever.
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- Oh, God.
- I know, I know, it's a long way down.
240
00:09:20,148 --> 00:09:22,882
But if you fall, this harness
thing'll catch you, no problem.
241
00:09:22,918 --> 00:09:24,452
Nobody's died on this.
242
00:09:24,477 --> 00:09:26,886
Well, except for one
guy, but that was 'cause
243
00:09:26,922 --> 00:09:28,778
someone dropped a sword
out of a hot air balloon.
244
00:09:28,803 --> 00:09:31,098
Totally unrelated. We weren't liable.
245
00:09:31,145 --> 00:09:32,945
- Hi, Dad!
- Hi, Gene.
246
00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:35,681
All right, I'm gonna let you go
now, and you're gonna swing out.
247
00:09:35,716 --> 00:09:37,583
- Hup, hup!
- Hup, hup!
248
00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:41,854
Okay, good job on the swinging.
249
00:09:41,889 --> 00:09:43,656
Eh, it's all right.
250
00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:46,625
Now, get those legs up! Hup, hup!
251
00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:48,827
Oh, my God. So high up.
252
00:09:48,863 --> 00:09:50,629
Beautiful. Now release your arms.
253
00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,765
- Hup, hup!
- Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God...
254
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,933
Don't barf, don't barf,
don't barf, don't barf...
255
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,535
We're doing it, Dad!
256
00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:59,338
- We're flying!
- I hate it!
257
00:09:59,373 --> 00:10:02,107
Now grab hands! Hup, hup!
258
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:05,678
- Great job!
- And... let go! Hup!
259
00:10:05,713 --> 00:10:08,681
Hup! Hup! Hup!
260
00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:10,282
I can't!
261
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,617
Hup, please?
262
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,985
Gene, I think we have to let go.
263
00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:15,788
- No way! You let go! But don't!
- I w... I won't.
264
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,957
Guys, please either
let go and swing back
265
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,893
or release your legs and drop.
266
00:10:20,928 --> 00:10:23,028
We have six other couples
to get through tonight.
267
00:10:24,565 --> 00:10:26,799
Uh, I-I think we're
gonna need a minute!
268
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:31,136
So, my little Tina-misu, how are
you doing? You feeling better?
269
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,005
I'm full.
270
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,973
- Full of sadness.
- Oh.
271
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,875
I don't want to beat a dead horse,
272
00:10:36,911 --> 00:10:38,711
but we could get a dead horse.
273
00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:41,814
And we don't put it in the kid's
bed... he'd be expecting that...
274
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,016
We put it in his backpack
under his homework.
275
00:10:44,051 --> 00:10:46,085
He reaches in, all proud
he did his homework,
276
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,853
and bam! Dead horse.
277
00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:49,755
- It's the perfect plan. Let's
get the check. - All right.
278
00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:51,557
Wow. You guys just said "dead horse,"
279
00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:53,659
like, five times, and
Tina didn't even react.
280
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,694
This is bad. I don't get it, honey.
281
00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,830
You're always on and off with Jimmy Jr.
282
00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,531
Why is this time so hard?
283
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,934
It's not just that we're off right now,
284
00:11:01,969 --> 00:11:03,936
or even that he has another valentine.
285
00:11:03,971 --> 00:11:06,071
It's... it's... He...
286
00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:07,740
I made him a special picture
frame for Valentine's Day
287
00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:09,742
with a picture of us in
it, but then he hung it
288
00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,410
in his locker with a
picture of Becky in it!
289
00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:12,499
- He what?!
- He what?!
290
00:11:12,523 --> 00:11:13,380
That son of a bitch!
291
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,881
Well, that's it. I think
it's time we do Nat's plan.
292
00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:17,549
Okay, I'll call my guy.
293
00:11:17,585 --> 00:11:20,386
It's Valentine's Day so he might
be pretty low on dead horses,
294
00:11:20,421 --> 00:11:22,721
but I'll see what he has
in the raccoon family.
295
00:11:22,757 --> 00:11:25,257
No, no, we're not gonna do
anything with dead horses,
296
00:11:25,292 --> 00:11:27,926
or anything violent, but
we are gonna make sure
297
00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:29,895
his date with Becky doesn't go so great.
298
00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:31,296
Let's do it.
299
00:11:31,332 --> 00:11:33,432
It's time for little JJ to pay pay.
300
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,567
Hear, hear! Now, who has ghillie suits,
301
00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,002
and who needs ghillie suits?
302
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:40,916
All right, first things first.
303
00:11:40,941 --> 00:11:43,208
We need to find out where
this little Rom-ee-no is at.
304
00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:46,044
- Right, right.- And once we
do, and this is just a pitch...
305
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,080
We can all pitch stuff if we want...
306
00:11:48,115 --> 00:11:50,582
What if we hit 'em
with one of these guys?
307
00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:52,017
- What is that?
- A stink bomb.
308
00:11:52,052 --> 00:11:53,685
I got a whole glove
compartment full of 'em.
309
00:11:53,721 --> 00:11:55,287
I throw 'em at white guys, pigeons,
310
00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:57,055
people I've dated etcetera.
311
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,391
Now, Tina, did you ever put
a tracking device on Jimmy?
312
00:11:59,426 --> 00:12:02,127
Sew it into the back of his neck
while he was unconscious, or... ?
313
00:12:02,162 --> 00:12:03,528
Uh, um, no.
314
00:12:03,564 --> 00:12:05,297
- Tina! Ugh!
- I'm sorry.
315
00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:07,099
Damn it! That's okay. That's okay!
316
00:12:07,134 --> 00:12:08,633
- Sorry.
- And you have no idea
317
00:12:08,669 --> 00:12:10,302
where he might be taking Becky tonight?
318
00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,737
I don't know. I don't know!
319
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,405
Ooh, ooh, what about this Becky girl?
320
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,974
Could she be a spy? Maybe
some sort of a Cylon?
321
00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:17,709
Where would she want to eat dinner?
322
00:12:17,745 --> 00:12:20,412
- Leave that to me. Nat, phone.
- You got it, boss.
323
00:12:20,447 --> 00:12:22,080
Tina, dial Tammy.
324
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,615
Hey, Tammy, it's Louise Belcher.
325
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,250
- I need Becky Krespe's number.
- What for?
326
00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:26,918
To do something mean.
327
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,321
That's hilarious! Okay, it's 201...
328
00:12:29,356 --> 00:12:31,231
Hi. Has Becky left for her date yet?
329
00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:33,474
She hasn't? Okay, great.
330
00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:35,220
No, I don't want to talk
to her. She hates me. Bye!
331
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,688
Okay, she hasn't left yet,
332
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,623
so if we book it over
there, we can follow.
333
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:39,983
Tina, do you know where she lives?
334
00:12:40,008 --> 00:12:42,827
712 Forest Lane, blue house with
a little flamingo on the lawn.
335
00:12:42,852 --> 00:12:44,896
- Wow. Stalk much?
- Yes. Like, a lot.
336
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,631
Good girl. Let's roll.
337
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,867
Oh, you know what?
338
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,703
I think it's maybe faster to
just get out and go around.
339
00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:53,572
Nope. I pushed in more and I'm stuck.
340
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,007
Little help here, gals?
341
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,009
Oh, no, no, no, no!
342
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,044
Okay, yeah, that helps.
343
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,479
My bra unhooked.
344
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,314
Oh, I landed on my hand grenade.
345
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,915
- Hand grenade?
- No one freak out.
346
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,602
The guy who sold it to me said
it was inactive. Let's see.
347
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,998
Yup, we're good.
348
00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:10,989
Gene, we can't stay up here forever.
349
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:12,391
Maybe we could.
350
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,693
I could still have a
very fulfilling life.
351
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,595
Okay, look, on the count of three,
352
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,330
we both let go with our hands.
353
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,998
I don't think I can.
354
00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,067
What if instead we let go with our legs?
355
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,435
No! Not our legs!
356
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,237
Guys, you got to let go!
357
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,939
We know, Jerry! Just
let me talk to my son!
358
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,674
We thought you were doing that.
359
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:31,043
What have you been doing?
360
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,577
We've been busy!
361
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:34,079
Gene, we have harnesses on,
362
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,515
so we'll fall down, but very gently.
363
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,383
Okay, okay, let's do it.
364
00:13:38,419 --> 00:13:40,052
All right, on the count of three.
365
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,220
- Hundred. - Gene, you
have to trust me, okay?
366
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,222
Look at my face. I am your dad.
367
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,191
I will not let anything
bad happen to you.
368
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,261
- We are going to be fine.
- Okay. I trust you, Dad.
369
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,110
You guys have a very
beautiful relationship.
370
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:52,931
Now, hup!
371
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:56,191
Ready? One... two... three.
372
00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:01,039
- You didn't let go!
- I know!
373
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:02,441
Are you kidding me?
374
00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:03,909
Come on!
375
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:07,479
I panicked! I couldn't do it!
376
00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:12,951
It's the Pestos. Get down!
377
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,487
There he is, Little Jimmy Jerk-o.
378
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,857
Look at him walking around
with his evil stupid legs.
379
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,831
Nat, follow that car.
380
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,399
You got it, T.
381
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,403
- Aah! You're gonna hit 'em!
- Sorry, sorry.
382
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,671
I got excited.
383
00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:38,677
Ugh. They're having
heart-shaped enchiladas?
384
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,145
It's worse than I thought.
385
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,147
All right, all right, I'm
gonna pull around back.
386
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,682
We'll Goodfellas it through the kitchen,
387
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,150
and then boom! Date over.
388
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,985
You think they'll let us in the back?
389
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:50,188
Oh, yeah. One of the
busboys is my sensei.
390
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,759
All right, this is a bad angle.
391
00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:56,495
On my signal, we're
gonna casually stroll over
392
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,130
to the ladies' room and regroup.
393
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,699
- Okay, what's the signal?
- "Woof meow. Woof meow."
394
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,801
Of course. That makes sense.
395
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,704
Woof meow! Woof meow!
396
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,472
Thanks for coming out with me, Becky.
397
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:09,841
You look... you look really
great with your braces off.
398
00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:12,511
Thanks, Jimmy. It's really
exciting to eat caramels again.
399
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:15,380
- And I can finally understand
what you're saying. - What?
400
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,564
Okay, we're go for phase two.
401
00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:18,950
Tina, you know what you're doing?
402
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,386
Yup. I sneak up as close
as I can get to that table
403
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,821
and drop these eight stink bombs.
404
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,956
Uh, maybe we only need,
like, three stink bombs.
405
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,491
Better give me the other ones.
406
00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:28,026
Okay, I drop these three stink bombs,
407
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,828
smell up the joint and
slip out the back door.
408
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,463
Righty-tighty, Tina.
409
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,331
We'll be right behind you,
and we'll meet you out back.
410
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,001
Hands in, everyone. Girl power on 16.
411
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,838
One, two, three, four, five, six...
412
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,840
- Okay, okay. 16!
- Let her finish, Mom!
413
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,642
- Let her finish! -
Girl... girl power. -Seven.
414
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,410
- Eight. - Okay.
- Keep going, Nat.
415
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,878
- Keep going. - Nine, ten...
- Okay, okay. Six...
416
00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:48,413
- Ten.
- Let her finish!
417
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,081
- Okay! - Keep
going, Nat. -16.
418
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,550
Girl power!
419
00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:53,685
This is the most fun I've ever had.
420
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,858
Okay, here goes nothing.
421
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,868
I can't do it.
422
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,370
What? Huh? Oh.
423
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,838
Tina?
424
00:16:13,874 --> 00:16:15,340
- Tina Belcher?
- Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr., Becky.
425
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,841
Am I on fire? No? Cool.
426
00:16:16,877 --> 00:16:18,543
What brings you guys here this evening?
427
00:16:20,973 --> 00:16:23,641
Tina, what are you doing
here? Did you follow us?
428
00:16:23,676 --> 00:16:26,610
What? No. I-I don't even know who
that limo around back belongs to.
429
00:16:28,347 --> 00:16:30,314
Anyway, how's the enchilada?
430
00:16:30,349 --> 00:16:32,550
Does it taste like, um, uh... a heart?
431
00:16:32,585 --> 00:16:34,852
- Tina, are you okay?
- Yeah, what's going on?
432
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:37,688
Fine. You caught me.
I-I followed you here.
433
00:16:37,723 --> 00:16:39,690
- Oh, no.
- I got to get out there and save her.
434
00:16:39,725 --> 00:16:42,660
Wait, wait. I think she's
got this, maybe. Let her try.
435
00:16:42,695 --> 00:16:44,495
Becky, the truth is, I-I came here
436
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:46,762
to stink-bomb the
restaurant and ruin your date
437
00:16:46,787 --> 00:16:48,967
because I was really sad
and jealous that you got
438
00:16:48,992 --> 00:16:51,001
to go out with Jimmy Jr. on
Valentine's Day instead of me.
439
00:16:51,037 --> 00:16:52,503
And that Jimmy Jr. Put your picture
440
00:16:52,538 --> 00:16:54,138
in the frame I made for him.
441
00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:57,700
- Wait. What? - Yeah,
it's a good-size frame.
442
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,492
The picture fit really well.
443
00:16:59,527 --> 00:17:02,066
But the fact is I... I
don't want to be this person.
444
00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:03,950
And, Becky, you seem really nice.
445
00:17:03,975 --> 00:17:05,582
And all you did was get your braces off,
446
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,450
probably because your
orthodontist said it was time.
447
00:17:07,475 --> 00:17:09,275
- It was.
- And you accepted an invitation
448
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:12,145
to this really, really nice restaurant
449
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:14,447
with this Wagstaff bad boy,
which anyone would have done.
450
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:16,516
You didn't do anything
to hurt me on purpose,
451
00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:18,418
and I won't do anything to hurt you.
452
00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:20,186
You don't deserve to
have your date ruined.
453
00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:21,954
Thanks, Tina. You seem nice, too.
454
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:24,023
Also, you have some
guacamole on your boob.
455
00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,758
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
456
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,677
- No. Other boob.
- Oh. Oh, uh, okay.
457
00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:29,667
No. Other boob.
458
00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:31,770
Oh. What, this one?
459
00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:33,872
- It's under... it's underneath.
- Could you give me a chip?
460
00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:35,764
I'll-I'll let you guys
get back to your date now.
461
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,987
Well, actually, Becky, um,
this isn't really working out.
462
00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:40,345
- What?
- What?
463
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,813
Yeah, I-I was gonna wait
464
00:17:41,848 --> 00:17:43,214
until we got our
heart-shaped flaming flan,
465
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,849
but I think we should break up.
466
00:17:44,885 --> 00:17:47,852
There just isn't anything... here.
467
00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:49,687
- Are you joking?
- Probably not.
468
00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,389
He does this stuff, like, a lot.
469
00:17:51,425 --> 00:17:55,255
I mean, I-I will, if you
insist, I will hang for the flan.
470
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,327
Oh.
471
00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,564
Wow.
472
00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,500
Oh, my God, did he just break up
with Becky, too? That little...
473
00:18:02,536 --> 00:18:04,002
Valen-twerp!
474
00:18:04,037 --> 00:18:05,633
Time for a stink bomb from a hot mom!
475
00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:07,396
Wait, uh, wait! Give me one, woman.
476
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:10,034
Tina, woof meow! Woof meow!
477
00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:12,844
Oh, no! Becky, come with me!
478
00:18:12,879 --> 00:18:14,728
No, this isn't gonna work.
479
00:18:14,753 --> 00:18:16,085
We're the same size. Let's run.
480
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,350
Wait, Tina, come back.
481
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,947
I-I'll date you instead,
uh, um, if you want.
482
00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:22,649
Ew!
483
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,317
I'll smell you in hell.
484
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:27,487
Uh, wait. Wait. Who... who are you?
485
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:30,824
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
486
00:18:35,163 --> 00:18:38,531
Guys, it's been over an hour!
487
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,734
I'm worried about your bodies!
488
00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:42,969
Gene, I'm sorry. I-I...
489
00:18:43,004 --> 00:18:44,871
Oh, I can't get my legs off this thing.
490
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,573
Do-do you just want me to drop you?
491
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:49,676
No! We do this together
or we don't do it at all!
492
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,690
Okay. Just... just going to
go against all my instincts
493
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,482
and plummet to the ground
while holding my child.
494
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:56,883
Bob, I'm gonna count to three,
495
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,551
and if you don't release your legs,
496
00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:01,554
I'm gonna charge you for a
second trapeze experience.
497
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,757
- The full price.
- We'll pay double!
498
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:06,526
- Gene, no!
- One, two...
499
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:09,362
- Full price, Bob!
- No, no, no! No, I'm...
500
00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:11,384
Okay, I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
501
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,400
Why am I doing it this way?
502
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:17,670
Aw, it hurts so much!
503
00:19:17,706 --> 00:19:20,607
Dad, release your Krakens!
504
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:23,243
I'm trying, Gene!
505
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,047
That was amazing!
506
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,716
And they let us keep our unitards.
507
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,217
There's an important lesson in there
508
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,286
about peeing in stuff you want to keep.
509
00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:34,888
I feel so alive!
510
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,890
Me, too. I feel like
I could do anything.
511
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,859
- Should we just go home
and watch TV? -Yes.
512
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:41,127
I love you, Dad.
513
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:43,096
I love you, too, pal.
514
00:19:43,131 --> 00:19:44,764
Becky,
515
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,900
I'm sorry I ruined
your date with Jimmy Jr.
516
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,902
You didn't. He did.
Should've been a red flag
517
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,538
when he picked me up three hours
late and he called me Betsy.
518
00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:53,139
You know, Valentine's
Day is way more fun
519
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,975
when you spend it with
people you really love,
520
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,410
like your mom and your
sister and your limo driver.
521
00:19:57,445 --> 00:19:59,712
And a girl from your school
you don't know that well.
522
00:19:59,748 --> 00:20:02,415
Boys come and go, but your girls
will always be there for you.
523
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,651
That's right. Yes, they will, sister.
524
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:07,619
I mean, you know, sometimes
women are awful to other women,
525
00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:10,323
but not us, and not
tonight, baby! Not tonight!
526
00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:12,671
- We doin' this, ladies?
- Let's do it!
527
00:20:12,696 --> 00:20:14,329
Okay, I want you to repeat after me,
528
00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:16,197
and I'm taping it on my phone. Ready?
529
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,860
- I...
- I...
530
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,264
Will not sue you if I get decapitated.
531
00:20:20,289 --> 00:20:23,511
Will not sue you if I get decapitated.
532
00:20:23,536 --> 00:20:25,643
- Let's eat some bugs!
- Yeah.
533
00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:30,478
Suck on this, Thomas Hanks!
534
00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:33,148
Who's big now, baby? Oh, my face!
535
00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:35,150
♪ This is a girl power jam ♪
536
00:20:35,185 --> 00:20:37,192
♪ We're all girls, no mans ♪
537
00:20:37,218 --> 00:20:39,351
♪ Going to salons and getting glam ♪
538
00:20:39,386 --> 00:20:41,720
♪ Dancing in a fountain
and getting wet ♪
539
00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:44,123
♪ Bothering some
fish with no regrets ♪
540
00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:46,425
♪ Eating up some treats
with our mom and friends ♪
541
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,727
♪ Hoping that this
night never ends ♪
542
00:20:48,762 --> 00:20:51,063
♪ This is a girl power jam ♪
543
00:20:51,098 --> 00:20:53,398
♪ We're all girls, no mans ♪
544
00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:55,534
♪ Girl power on 16! ♪
545
00:20:55,569 --> 00:20:58,137
♪ One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten ♪
546
00:20:58,172 --> 00:21:00,139
- ♪ 11, 12... ♪
- ♪ Let her finish ♪
547
00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:02,307
- ♪ Let her finish ♪
- ♪ 13, 14, 15, 16 ♪
548
00:21:02,343 --> 00:21:03,909
♪ Girl power! ♪
549
00:21:03,944 --> 00:21:05,410
♪ We're all girls, no mans! ♪
550
00:21:05,446 --> 00:21:09,418
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