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♪ Dom dom dom dom dom Dom be dooby ♪
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♪ Dom dom dom dom dom Dom be dooby ♪
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♪ Dom dom dom dom dom Dom be dooby dom ♪
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♪ Wah wah wah wah ♪
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♪ Well, I love, love you, darlin' ♪
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♪ Come and go with me ♪
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♪ Come go with me Way beyond the sea ♪
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♪ I need you darlin'
So come go with me ♪
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♪ Dom be dooby dom Come come come come ♪
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♪ Come into my heart Tell me, darlin' ♪
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Are you tipping my dancing?
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- Yeah.
- I'm not a stripper,
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but, obviously, I will keep this.
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In the '50s, you could
buy a house with that.
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Get in character.
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What's the point of being
a dancing waitress
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if there's no one here to see me?
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I enjoyed it!
The homeless guy who used the bathroom,
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he was really enthusiastic about you.
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If I'm ever gonna get the chance
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to dance at the lunch rush,
I've gotta up my game.
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Have you thought about doing warm-ups?
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Look at the hat guy's doin'.
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Oh, my God. That's Neel.
He gets all the best shifts.
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- I'm sorry. One sec.
- I heard he just bought a Kia.
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That's a big deal for a waiter.
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I just got the biggest
e-mail of my life.
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I am now the proud owner
of a Black Longnose Tang Fish!
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I don't know how
you care about fish this much.
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People who like the band Phish,
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they don't care this much about Phish.
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This fish is super rare.
It's only legal in Florida.
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I spent my entire
aquatic budget for the year,
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and now it's mine. All I
gotta do is go pick him up
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from a really shady foot spa on Fairfax.
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OK, well, that sounds illegal,
and I want no part of it,
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but I will say this,
as your best friend,
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well, your only friend, so
your best friend by default,
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I really hope this is the fish
that fills your void.
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- We are all rooting for you.
- God, I hope so.
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And by "we all," I do mean
just me, but... hi.
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Like all the sailfin tangs,
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the longnose is a great
addition to any tank.
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So... yeah. It's pretty cool stuff.
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That's, like, too cool.
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- Kick ball change.
- Easy, dude!
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This isn't exactly street legal.
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Oh, my God.
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Those are the shoes Neel wears.
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I mean, Sedaka, Patrick Harris, Diamond?
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You can't just hit me
with a "Neal" and expect me
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- to know who you're talking about.
- Neel! From the diner?
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Did you know he was on screen
for six seconds
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in "Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights"?
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I need those shoes.
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Please don't make me go in the store.
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It looks like one of those places
where teenagers spend $100
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just to buy a hat
that says "Dirtbag" on it.
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Oh, hell yes.
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Oh, this is a skater place?
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I'm really scared of skater boys,
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so I'm gonna grab the shoes,
and we'll just get outta here.
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Yo, is that a fish in a bucket?
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I ain't tryin' to have
pets in the store, man.
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Unless it's that YouTube
skateboardin' dog.
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That lil' bitch rips!
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This is an emotional support
animal. I have papers.
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Oh, I mean, this is like
some chicken and egg shit,
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but do you think
your emotional trauma might be
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because you're walkin' around
with a fish in a bucket?
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Have you thought that maybe
you're not that cool...?
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What's that? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you!
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This is what you live and die by? This?
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♪ Phat-Phat-Phat-Phat Chew Phat Chew ♪
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- That's my name.
- ♪ Phat Chew ♪
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Really original to have your
name be "Fat" and a DJ.
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Fatboy Slim did that already.
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I having trouble hearing
the haters right now!
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You're a laptop DJ in a shoe store!
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Not impressed!
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OK, Benji, be honest. How do I look?
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Do I look like a cool basketball guy?
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Am I a Globetrotter?
I mean, I don't know, tell me.
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Yeah, Esther, you look like
a dude who's seven feet tall
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- and can spin a basketball on his nose.
- I'm getting them!
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Heads up, anemics!
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!
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Ooh!
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Oh, my God, my tang!
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Yo, that's my bad.
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Do you have any idea
how rare this fish is?
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It's completely legal, but you
could've done some serious damage!
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Look at him. He looks dazed.
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He could be concussed.
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Seems like he's just chillin'.
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OK. I need to speak to the owner
of this place right now.
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Oh, gosh, OK, sir. Um, I'll
get him for you right now.
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- Thank you.
- Found him!
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It's me! Whoo!
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Are you telling me
that in the nonsense reality
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of this store, you're owner and the DJ?
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Yeah. I'm multi-hyph, bitch.
Count them hyphens.
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- I can't believe how much I hate you.
- Count them hyphens!
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♪ How can you mend a broken heart ♪
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Damn, Neel, you've got the goods.
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Hey, Esther, the lunch rush
starts in about 15 minutes,
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so maybe a little less watch-y,
a little more wipe-y.
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Got it. I'm so sorry, Annette.
I just got lost in Neel's hips.
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I get it, OK? But there's a ketchup
smudge on the table you just wiped.
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So please do better.
This isn't a Johnny Rockets, OK?
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It's a Jimmy Fifties.
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Neel, hi. I'm so sorry to bother you.
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- I'm a big fan.
- Thank you.
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Um, do you have any advice
you could give
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to someone like me
who's tryin' to break in?
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Of course, I'm happy to help.
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My best piece of advice is,
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"Dance like no one is watching." Eh?
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Really? No one is
watching me, so that's great.
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Listen, um, rumor is
that there's an opening
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at the flagship in Ana-heim.
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Ana-heim? Is that the same as "Anaheim"?
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Yeah. That's what I said. Ana-heim.
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The big show? You think I...
I could... do the big show?
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Oh, no. I mean, when I get it,
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it could open up a spot for you here.
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But until then, I need you
right where you are.
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I can't dance on those tables
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if you don't wipe them down
so well. We're symbiotic.
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You know that means so much to me.
And I just want you to know
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that you are way more symbiotic
than me. Obviously.
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Sure, but... Symbiotic,
we're... Thank you.
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Esther, OK, I saw your little
yak sesh back there with Neel.
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Not cool, OK? Know your place.
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- Do not mingle with the A-listers.
- Got it.
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Also, the world's saddest boy
in table seven needs some help.
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Please get to it.
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Benji, Neel is so down-to-earth.
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He is exactly the same off the
table as he is on the table.
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I mean, as a performer, he's impressive,
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but I've been waiting for 45
minutes for French fries.
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- Oh. -Attention, Jimmy
Fifties diners!
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I heard it through the grapevine
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that little Caleb is our
Chuck Berry birthday boy!
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He-he-he, yea-ah!
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Oh! Ha ha!
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I hear it!
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Oh, my God. He's gonna do
the birthday table jump.
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This is huge.
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Happy birthday, little boy.
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Your mom's cold-feeding you trans fats.
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Oh, my gosh, Neel!
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Oh, why!
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Why! Why!
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Oh, my God. I was on puddle duty.
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Is this my fault?
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I'm in pain!
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- Are you gonna call 911?
- We're not allowed to!
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They didn't invent 911 until 1968.
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Someone, ring the police!
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Maybe it's not your fault Neel fell.
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He could have weak ankles, like me.
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I've been doing yoga for,
like, ten years,
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and I still fall during standing bow.
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I'm a monster. I literally
destroyed something beautiful.
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- What have I become? -I think you're
being really hard on yourself.
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Let's try to calm down.
Oh! Let's feed Pootie.
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That calms me down!
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I named my tang "Pootie."
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What's going on?
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Pootie's dead!
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Pootie, as you are cremated,
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may your ashes return into the
salted waters that gave you to us.
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♪ Amazing grace How sweet the sound ♪
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Your life was cut tragically short.
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Your potential stolen
by a guy who looks like
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an entire Urban Outfitters
threw up on him.
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♪ But now... am found ♪
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And so, Pootie, farewell.
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You're in God's tank now.
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♪ Jolly good fellow... ♪
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Could you say a little something
for what I did to Neel?
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Just kinda make sure I'm covered.
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Neel is a dancing waiter
who hurt his shoulder.
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I'm currently mourning
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one of the most sought-after
saltwater fish on the planet.
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I mean, if I go in and tell the truth,
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people will eventually
forgive me, right?
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Tonya Harding is, like, a hero now.
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I'm not saying my story is movie-worthy.
That'd be crazy, right?
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If they, like, saw this story
and then made a movie about it.
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Esther, life is meaningless chaos.
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You gotta just grab whatever joy you can
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before the things you love
die right in front of you.
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Oh. Good to know.
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Do I set this to, like, "boil,"
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'cause it's not even cremated.
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Phat Chew! Phat Chew!
The one and only Phat Chew!
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You killed my tang, dude!
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That fish cost $1400
and you gotta pay for it!
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Bro, seriously, I ain't givin'
you money for a dead fish!
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Yes, you are. You killed my tang, dude.
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Do you have any idea
how hilarious it sounds
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every single time you say that? "Tang."
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Do the right thing.
You have a half pipe in here.
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You've gotta have liability insurance.
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For the last time, man, no.
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You need to take your fish
problems somewhere else.
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This is a place of business
and bein' dope as hell.
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Business and bein' dope as hell!
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Know what isn't dope as hell?
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Murdering people's beloved...
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Really?!
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That's really good. Nice detail.
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I don't give a shit.
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Cool, cool. Neither did Basquiat.
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What's your name, man?
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Stainz. With a "Z."
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Oh. Yeah, you really put
your own spin on it.
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Hey, Stainz, how would you like to make
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a little extra cash for your vandalism?
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I mean, I was gonna rob you, but...
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I guess I'm down to collab.
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I'm glad we segued out of robbery
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into something artistic.
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So, is it illegal to watch
someone do a graffiti?
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Like, am I an accessory
to a graffiti right now?
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No one says "graffiti," Dad.
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I'm done.
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- You're done?
- Where's my cash?
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Well, traditionally, a tang
fish has a black oval body
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and blue pectoral fins, so we're gonna
have to do another pass at this
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and maybe add in some more detail.
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That would've been better
if you would've told me that
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before I started. You
literally just said "a fish."
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Well, I had "tang" in mind.
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Do you hear that? Oh, my God.
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00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,196
Dude, just take it. Run! Five-O, dude!
242
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,538
What's the code
for the Big Bopper Bibimbap?
243
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,415
- It's "5-1-5."
- Neel?
244
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,167
- Yeah.
- What are you doing here?
245
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,793
You should be at home resting.
246
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,587
Not with my medical bills.
247
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,173
But the restaurant is letting me
pick up some extra shifts, so...
248
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,924
Sure, it's still nice to be bringing
249
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,303
the kids joy, though,
by bussing their tables.
250
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,889
Listen, could you be a dear
and help me get these lemon wedges?
251
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,308
I've been trying for 15 minutes, so...
252
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,768
OK, Neel, there's something
that I have to talk to you...
253
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,770
- Neel! Come on.
- Yeah?
254
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,856
There's lemons everywhere, OK?
255
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,984
Less blab-y, more bus-y.
256
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,360
- I got it.
- OK.
257
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,112
You. I'm gonna need you to move
258
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,532
to the lunch rush shift, OK?
You're taking Neel's spot.
259
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,784
Wait, you want me
to work the lunch rush?
260
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,828
- Yeah.
- This is like when Sutton Foster
261
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,955
was the understudy
and then she became the lead
262
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,999
and ended up winning the Tony.
I never even dreamed
263
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,710
or obsessed and imagined
that this could happen to me.
264
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,045
Well, it's temporary, OK?
265
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,339
So just do the best you can
to not blow it.
266
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,925
You won't regret this,
Annette. I will kill it.
267
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:01,220
K.
268
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,723
Neel, I want you to know
that every single step
269
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,808
I take out there is gonna be for you.
270
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,178
That's very sweet of you.
271
00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:11,230
But can you seriously help me
with these lemons?
272
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,088
I can't, I have to go call my parents.
273
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,156
Wow, so you're, like, the star now.
274
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:25,577
Yeah! And Neel is.... He's doing good.
275
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,955
Check it out! Pootie has been avenged.
276
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,415
I'm pretty much what would
happen if John Wick was Banksy.
277
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,502
Benji, you did graffiti?
Are you high on a drug?
278
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,629
Is it Xanax? I've heard about Xanax.
279
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:39,758
Yo, Chad, you really do
murder tang, bro!
280
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,219
OK, so, my tag is being misconstrued
281
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,971
as a pretty immature sex joke,
282
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,014
but the point is, revenge achieved.
283
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,891
Why did you sign it "Phat Chew"?
284
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,893
Isn't that the guy
that you really don't like?
285
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,604
Oh, whassup! Man, y'all gonna
make this bigger
286
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,274
than that "Ermahgerd" girl.
She's still mad funny.
287
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,484
Pootie would not have approved of this.
288
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,237
Oh, and don't forget, if you tag
"@Supertrill" on the 'grams,
289
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,864
I'll give you 10% off all purchases.
290
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:08,245
Profiting off the vandalism I paid a
guy to make with my parents' money.
291
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,915
This Phat Chew's the lowest
piece of shit possible.
292
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,668
I... Really?
293
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:18,046
Oh, it's 10% off, and I love coupons.
294
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,633
Also, the lighting is so good!
295
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,476
- He posted again!
- What's up, Chew Tang Clan!
296
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,395
Hey, I just wanna thank y'all so much
297
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,648
for supportin' my store,
and comin' to check out my art.
298
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,026
That's me, right there. Phat Chew!
299
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,028
That's it. I gotta play
by street rules now.
300
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,696
Do you know street rules?
301
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,073
You look like you only know
cul-de-sac rules.
302
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,950
Maybe Old Benji didn't know
street rules,
303
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,606
but Old Benji died with Pootie.
You're lookin' at Street Benji.
304
00:13:50,617 --> 00:13:52,112
And when ya take Street Benji's tag,
305
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,125
he comes right back at ya
and tags harder.
306
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,377
Hey, Stainz. I wanted to inquire,
307
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,548
would you be interested in doing
some more vandalism for me?
308
00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:05,552
♪ When will the sun come out ♪
309
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,889
♪ And dry these tears ♪
310
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,477
Sorry, folks. Th... That was my fault.
311
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,938
I got it. I got it. I have to learn.
312
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,494
Hey, gorgeous. You look amazing.
313
00:14:24,505 --> 00:14:25,989
And I don't want to freak you out,
314
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,075
but, um, I just found out
315
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,785
that Doug Hester is coming tonight.
316
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,412
Shut up. Doug Hester?
317
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,997
- Yup.
- From Anaheim?
318
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,083
I mean, he's the godfather
319
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,043
of nostalgia-based themed restaurants.
320
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,712
Oh, I know. And word on the street is,
321
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,922
he's looking for new talent.
322
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,634
Anaheim Garden Walk?
323
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,010
That's Disney-adjacent.
324
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,137
It's the flagship.
325
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,765
I mean, I guess I can't
stay in Hollywood forever.
326
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,684
- No.
- When Anaheim Garden Walk calls,
327
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,728
you pick up the phone.
328
00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,649
You know what? Jimmy
Fifties, if he did exist,
329
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,902
would be very, very proud of you.
330
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,991
I know I'm proud of you.
331
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,453
You heard. Doug Hester. Anaheim.
332
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,789
Ana-heim. Don't worry.
333
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,083
Whatever happens today is your destiny.
334
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,585
It's the world giving back
what you put into it.
335
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,797
I mean, you've earned this,
haven't you, Esther?
336
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,632
- I... Neel?
- Yeah?
337
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,552
I...
338
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,597
I'm finished with my shake. Thank you.
339
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,095
Wait, no, I... I think
I changed my mind.
340
00:15:37,106 --> 00:15:39,857
Bro, I don't got all day, OK?
Just tell me what you want me to paint.
341
00:15:39,868 --> 00:15:42,548
Just trying to get into a flow here.
I want it to be minimalist,
342
00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:44,568
but I also want it to say,
"Stole a fish,
343
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,027
said a tag was his that wasn't,"
344
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,829
but it can't read
as an accidental sex joke.
345
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,240
Man, let's just draw a big dick
on here and call it a day.
346
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,034
Again, Stainz, you've been
heard, and you've been rejected.
347
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,995
Hey, what the hell y'all doin'?
348
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,956
Oh! Skrt skrt,
what'd y'all do to my art?
349
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,001
It's mine! You can't just take other
people's art and pretend it's yours.
350
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,036
Uh, I'm a DJ. That's exactly
what I do, bruh.
351
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,381
- You're a shoe salesman.
- Well, if I'm a shoe salesman,
352
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,176
I'm a artistic one. And that's my art.
353
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,136
I painted this, so y'all are both wack.
354
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,512
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
355
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,140
Ain't no intellectual property
in the modern age.
356
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,435
My store, my wall, my art.
357
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,604
You're an idiot. That's
my paint on that wall.
358
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,938
Not yours! Your fish didn't die!
359
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,535
OK, who's the vandal?
360
00:16:26,981 --> 00:16:28,727
- This guy, officer.
- His name's Stainz!
361
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,822
With a "Z"! That's "S" as in "Sarah,"
362
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,491
"T" as in "Terrarium,"
"A" as in "Applegate,"
363
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,760
- "I" as in "Igloo"...
- Him, officer. It was all him.
364
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,458
It's a big night tonight.
Ah, we've got a busload
365
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,205
of German tourists
and two little league teams.
366
00:16:43,216 --> 00:16:45,670
Annette, we both know
there's only one customer
367
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,130
out there who matters tonight.
368
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,967
Mr. Anaheim himself, Doug Hester.
369
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,428
Table ten.
370
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,097
- You can feel his power.
- Yeah.
371
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,601
That man singlehandedly
brought the '50s to the '90s.
372
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:04,147
OK, listen up. This is your moment,
and I want you to take it.
373
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,524
And then afterwards,
374
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,318
table 20's asking
for more ranch dressing.
375
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,403
- Copy that.
- OK.
376
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,614
Attention, owner of the red hatchback
377
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,784
with the "Who saved who" bumper
sticker, your lights are on.
378
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,995
And while I have you, what are dreams?
379
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,331
Dreams are the small steps
we take every day
380
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,959
on the path to where we belong.
381
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,877
I'd like to dedicate
tonight's performance
382
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,922
to Buddy Holly, Richie
Valens, and my muse,
383
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,840
Olivia Newton-John Travolta.
384
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,467
Thank you.
385
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:36,137
And-a one, and-a two,
and a shooby doo...
386
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:42,894
♪ How can you mend a broken heart? ♪
387
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,105
Wait! Stop!
388
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,274
Listen, everyone, I love Esther.
389
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,985
And she is a serviceable dancer.
390
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,737
But she is hiding a terrible secret.
391
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,907
Wait. Neel, you know?
392
00:17:55,908 --> 00:18:00,745
I knew something was up, but only now,
did I just put the details together.
393
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,414
How can you live with yourself?
394
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,251
I'm so sorry, Neel. I was so
distracted, I left a puddle.
395
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,128
I had no idea you would fall.
396
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,796
This is because of you?!
397
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,812
Wait, let's back up. You go first?
398
00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:14,718
I was just gonna tell everybody that
you've been stealing milkshakes.
399
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,179
Katie! The tubs!
400
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:27,273
Ladies. Gentlemen. Mr. Doug Hester, GM.
401
00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:30,984
This woman has stolen the equivalent
402
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,570
of four 20-gallon tubs
403
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:37,866
of cookies 'n cream milkshake
from our beloved establishment.
404
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,327
She has not been paying
for those milkshakes?
405
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,412
You have, like, four a shift.
406
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,332
I was told drinks are
complimentary for staff.
407
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:49,544
Fountain drinks. Not dessert
and specialty beverages.
408
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,589
Oh. Oops?
409
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:57,761
You owe Jimmy Fifties
$1,275 and 84 cents.
410
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,929
I did the math.
411
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,223
I mean, Esther, you're obviously fired.
412
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,019
I...
413
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,020
What the heck, man?
414
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,273
I thought you said we were symbiotic.
415
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:16,029
I watched you steal my sneakers, my
moves, and all those milkshakes.
416
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:20,450
There was no way I was gonna let
you steal my spot in Ana-heim.
417
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,535
See ya, Esther.
418
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,955
You'll always be my favorite part
419
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,042
of "Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights."
420
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,796
Hey!
421
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,342
Oh, wow, look!
422
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,004
Stainz got hired
to make a mural downtown.
423
00:19:40,015 --> 00:19:41,805
I think I should reach out
to him with some ideas.
424
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,597
We kinda had a
Lennon/McCartney thing going.
425
00:19:43,608 --> 00:19:45,809
Can you explain that, but in "Beyoncé"?
426
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,478
I'm Beyoncé, and Stainz is
one of Destiny's other Children.
427
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:53,429
Which Childs? Kelly, Michelle,
LeToya, LaTavia, Farrah...?
428
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,361
Did you not hear the first part
of the story? Kelly, obviously.
429
00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,532
Oh, my God! I think I finally nailed it.
430
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,701
These taste exactly like
the cookies 'n cream shakes
431
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,078
- at Jimmy Fifties.
- Really?
432
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,250
Tastes like you poured milk
into a bag of cookies
433
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,312
- and shook it.
- OK, Mr. Judgey.
434
00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:14,371
You know what? Why don't we see
if the fish like it?
435
00:20:14,382 --> 00:20:16,172
You can't give fish milkshakes.
436
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,882
Pootie liked milkshakes.
437
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,009
You give Pootie milkshakes?
438
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,820
Wait, let's back up. You go first?
439
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,552
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