Original subtitles

Lord!

Festuuuussss!

Slave troll, get me my sword!

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[ cackles ]

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[ helpy grunting ]

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[ horse neighs ]

[ helpy screeches ]

Lord festus, the sadist of camphor!

Ha ha, I think I'm gone learn ya real good!

'bout me being the most credible dang threat you ever did see!

Those are big words coming from a big head.

But I'll show you what a real credible threat looks like,

When we are face to face!

It looks like me!

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Tigtone: ? we ready for ?

? me him do war ?

[ laughs evilly ]

Tigtone: ? battle called ?

? death wants us home ?

Partner up!

? weapons prepared ?

? weapons bared ?

? many will die, or so we hope ?

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? charge we must ?

? charge with might ?

[ tigtone and helpy screaming in slow-motion ]

? for that is how ?

? to start a fight ?

[ screams ]

[ battle cries ]

This gon' be the sadist night of my life.

[ battle cries ]

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Huh?

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[ screams ]

[ battle cries ]

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Aah!

[ panting ]

[ muffled grunting, blows landing ]

[ grunting stops ]

Festus, you half-naked coward!

[ laughs ] you mean half-naked,

Credible threat!

Allow me to "innerduce" my half-troll, half-me son,

Festroll!

[ growls ]

This is the end of the line... your blood line!

[ growls ]

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Get in there, hit 'im!

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[ growls ] [ cackles ]

Tigtone, I think festroll wants a snack.

Snack?

Yes, how about a little helpy!

[ helpy laughing ]

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[ swallows, belches ]

[ stomach gurgling ]

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[ screaming ]

Congratulations!

It's a helpy! Gross!

You killed my only one!

[ cackles ]

After all these years of us fighting,

It's finally personal.

You brought a sword?

To a fist fight?

Yer right, tigtone.

Here, hold this. Aah!

Let's do this the ol' fashion way.

With honor... And dignity.

[ both grunting ]

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[ both screaming ]

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[ panting ]

That wasn't so hard, now, was it?

Why, tigtone?

All I've ever done to you, I've done to you!

Please, have mercy on me.

You are no credible threat...

Oh, you are a bad credible threat.

[ laughs ]

No!

[ cackles ]

You shoulda kilt me every time ya had the chance, tigtone!

[ laughs ]

Not so back, festus.

What'n the hell'er you doin' alive?!

[ helpy grunting ]

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Don't come no closer... [stammering]

...Or the troll gets it.

Do what he says!

He's crazy.

Aah! Two can play that fun game!

Don't worry about me, tigtone!

Take the shot!

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[ chokes ]

Aw, dang! Called my bluff!

Aah!

Good use of me again, tigtone!

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[ gasps ] [ cackles evilly ]

Show yourself!

Okee-dokee!

Too many o' me, and one o' you!

[ laughs evilly ]

- Hoo! - Aah!

Don't listen to him, listen to me!

Aah!

Look't how confused you are, tigtone!

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[ animalistic growl ]

[ both yelling ]

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I just love slowly pullin' sharp things outta me,

Don't you?

Mmm.

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Well played.

Time to wash this down with a refreshing vial

Of healing potion!

Ooh! Gimme that stuff!

[ screaming ]

[ scream fading ]

[ grunts ]

[ cackling ]

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The potion is mine!

Not so fast!

[ both screaming ]

I got it!

[ screams ]

[ both screaming ]

[ shuddering ]

[ breathing heavily ]

[ thunder crashing ]

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Helpy know they drown.

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Whoa!

[ both panting ]

Yes! Get it, tigtone!

Crawl towards it!

We could both really use some a' this here healing potion, huh?

But why ruin perfectly good pain?

[ cackling ] no.

Tigtone, wake up!

Wake up!

Tigtone is dead!

I can't contain myself!

I gotta celebrate!

Gimme my sword!

[ cackling ]

[ crying ] no.

[ crash ]

[ continues cackling ]

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[ growls ] [ gasps ]

Tigtone?!

That's the first thing you've said all day.

[ gasps ]

[ both screaming ]

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[ smashing ]

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[ festus laughs ]

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[ both screaming ]

[ explosion ]

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I never had no reason to kill you before, tigtone...

But I do now!

Finally... [panting]

...A credible threat.

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[ grunting weakly ]

[ grunting weakly ]

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[ thud ]

Aah!

[ groans ]

[ straining weakly ]

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? the magic inside you ?

? deep down inside, you know ?

? you knew it all along ?

? and when the time came to ?

? fight right against wrong, you stayed strong ?

? and used the magic inside you ?

[ laughs ]

[ both grunting ]

I'm getting to old for this sh...

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