Original subtitles

Tigtone and helpy: [ groaning loudly ]

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[ groaning continues ]

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Tigtone: Dear journal, day 47 lost at sea.

I have retrieved the pearl of christexxa,

But we've run out of food.

This may be my last entry, unless...

Helpy!

Why are you looking at me like that?

You're made out of meat.

Let's eat one of your arms.

Well, I do regenerate.

Oh, you're right. [ chuckles ]

Then no harm done.

Yes, no harm done.

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Oh, this is disgusting.

Oh!

Oh, but it's the -- it's the only way we'll survive.

[ coughs ]

Helpy, look!

Do your body parts always do that?

Nope. That's new.

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I just had an interesting idea!

Oh, ah!

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Great use of me, tigtone!

Helpy, look!

It is the uncharted island where we found the pearl.

Why didn't we come back here sooner, I wonder?

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Why don't I know how my body works?

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[ all grunting ]

[ gasps ] ugh.

[ laughter ]

Helpy, you never cease to disgust me.

What?

By the gods, it is them, our gods!

Legend has it that many 47 days ago,

Our society began when the pearl of christexxa was discovered.

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When tigtone slice'th'ed...

[ amulet tinks ]

And scatter'ith'ed the limbs of helpy...

And stole'id the pearl...

Helpy, make yourself useful and hold this.

...Which released its magic...

[ energy pulses ]

And give'ith'ed us life!

See? This is all your fault, helpy.

My fault?

Give me that pearl!

We have long hoped this day would one day come.

Prepare the preparations!

[ both grunting ]

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We honor our creator gods.

Let us feast!

[ both munching ]

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What's behind that wall?

It's suspicious and fortified and over there.

Oh, that?

Mm, that's nothing to worry about.

Eat more.

It's good for you.

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[ monster snarling ]

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[ indistinct chanting ]

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[ slow-motion grunting ]

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[ slow-motion chanting ]

[ slow-motion grunt ]

There's something strange about these body parts, helpy.

Think about it: Too much feasting,

Ceremonial dancing, being nice.

Drumming. That's right, drumming.

Helpy, they're going to sacrifice us.

Let's kill them all.

Wait, I have a better plan.

I will kill them all!

[ plays flute ]

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[ gasps ] the gods are favoring us with music!

Everyone, dance now!

[ indistinct chittering ]

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[ laughs ]

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance!

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Dance, dance, dance.

Keep dancing!

[ chittering ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

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Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

[ both laugh ]

Why? Why?

That'll teach you to try to sacrifice me!

And helpy!

We were throwing you a real feast,

And you murdered everyone.

[ both laugh ]

How will we keep the beast in captivity now?

[ laughing ]

[ laughing continues ]

Now to enjoy a nice, quiet feast for two.

[ both munching ]

[ monster growls ]

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You must be the beast I keep hearing about.

[ grunts, laughs ]

Me hurty!

Now me tell you why and how I come to be.

Me come from helpy brain.

Oh, the pain of life!

[ groans ]

Me different.

Me know life is pain.

Me always hurty.

Hurty so much all the time.

Life is hurty.

Hurty is life.

Ugh, I cannot take it anymore!

[ grunting ]

Everyone, lock him up!

All me ever want is live normal life.

You creators of hurty.

Now me hurt you!

Maybe you'd prefer some dance music.

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You not trick me.

Me have brain.

Hmm.

Of course! To the jungle, helpy.

We're running away?

I'm running at a plan.

Me hurty all the time!

Aah!

So what's the plan, tigtone?

I think you know how, helpy.

[ grunts ]

[ growls ]

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[ growls ]

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[ snarling ]

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Hurty, come and get me, tigtone!

[ trees rustling ]

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[ grunts ]

Trap? Me hurty, not trappy.

Now, helpy.

Whoa!

You didn't tell me what now, tigtone.

Eat its brain, helpy.

What? That's your plan?

Eat it!

I don't want to. Eat!

Eat its brain, helpy.

No. Eat the brain.

Why can't you eat it?

[ menacing voice ] eat!

Eat its brain, helpy.

I don't want to.

It's the only way.

You are right.

There is no other way.

[ munching ]

No, helpy!

No eat hurty.

[ normal voice ] you're doing it, helpy.

Good job. Alright.

Hurty is dying.

Go, helpy, go!

Impressive.

Hurt going away.

Really, really good.

You're so talented.

Eat me.

Not hurty no more.

Me happy.

[ chime! ]

[ munching continues ]

Yes, helpy, I guess that inside all of us,

There is a little hurty.

But I ate all the hurty brains.

[ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

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Ah.

The island sure is beautiful, though, isn't it?

We'll see about that.

[ intestine squishes, bone snaps ]

Yeah!

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You're right, helpy.

It is beautiful.

[ slurping ]

Ah.

[ waves crashing ]

[ inhales, exhales deeply ]

Ah, yes, tigtone's island.

Chirp.

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