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♪ I already feel ♪
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♪ Like doing it again, honey ♪
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♪ I just want to stay high ♪
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♪ I just wanna stay high ♪
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♪ I just wanna stay high ♪
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♪ With you ♪
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[Olive] Oh, my gosh, Mum, look at this!
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[man] And coming through
to the master bedroom.
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It's south-facing.
Is it just the three of you?
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For now.
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Oh, cool. There's a half-bedroom next door
that'd make a perfect little nursery.
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Or a study.
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Or a glam room.
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Or a pet room or a panic room.
Is it always this hot?
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Mum, it's got the best loo I've ever seen!
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I would have two sinks.
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Oh, those are his-and-hers sinks.
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But I'd make them gender-neutral.
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What makes you think
you're getting the master bedroom?
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'Cause I got here first and I called it.
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Well, where will Evan and I sleep?
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Separately. Come on, Evan.
Let's find you a room.
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[Olive] This is the one.
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[Evan] Wow, perfect.
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It's got no windows,
so I can sleep in on the weekends.
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-Cozy.
-Loads of places to plug in your phone.
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-This is a utility room.
-Is this where you want me to sleep?
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That's completely up to you,
but I think it ticks all your boxes.
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That's what I'm hearing.
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Is this the bedroom you had in mind, Evan?
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No, I imagined it to be blue.
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But otherwise it's not far off.
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Yeah, it's a beautiful house.
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And if you're expanding your family,
this neighborhood is full of older mums.
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[Bev] You are not seriously
thinking about keeping it?
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My Papa Don't Preach window is closed.
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Look at me.
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I'm not sure I could line up
next to a bunch of teenagers
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and ask for an abortion
with a straight face.
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Will you tell Evan what's happened?
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We just put an offer on a house.
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Not ideal timing for, "Oh, sorry, babe.
I can't help lift boxes
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while I'm still deciding
whether or not to stay pregnant by my ex."
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You sure it wasn't a false positive?
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I took three pregnancy tests this morning.
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Well, you got what you wanted.
Both your kids have got the same dad.
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You're in a happy relationship with Evan.
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Evan proved me wrong.
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Evan is a hero who swooped in
when I needed him the most.
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I love him more than ever.
I wanna have his babies.
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Plus, I'm hardly even pregnant.
It's just cells.
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So, ethically,
it'll be like chopping down a tree.
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A tree?
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'Cause a tree is like...
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alive, but is it?
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Listen.
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The doctor said that it was gonna be tough
for you to conceive,
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so this might be like a miracle.
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What if the miracle
is that I snapped out of a bad decision
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before it added 18 years
to my Shep sentence?
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Couldn't you just tell Evan that it's his,
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then have, like, ten more,
like Eddie Murphy?
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By then, it's not even news, is it?
It's just admin.
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Paternity fraud! No.
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Plus he'd figure it out
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when the baby insisted on cutting
its own umbilical cord
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'cause it didn't believe
in Western medicine.
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Olive needs this baby.
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So what do I do?
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I didn't need a baby. This whole time,
I needed a fucking therapist.
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Bev, why would I double down
on the stupidest shit I've ever done?
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[Olive] I know you said no makeup
for the wedding,
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but I found a YouTube tutorial
that showed me how to do this.
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Is it okay?
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[Bev] Oh, babes.
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Was it a Drag Race challenge
you were watching?
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[Celtic rock music plays]
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[Shep] Hey!
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-Look whose wedding it is!
-[cheers and chatter]
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All right! How's it going?
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Ladies! Whoa-oh-oh!
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[laughs] Gorgeous.
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Go on, give us a twirl.
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Ooh, yeah!
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Lads, great to see ya! Come on in.
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How's it going? You're very welcome.
Let's get a photo!
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Yeah!
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You know it! You know it!
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Oh, yeah, give us one of them.
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Have a good time, guys. Let's get wrecked!
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[classical music plays]
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Well, I've just won the award for the man
with the two most beautiful escorts.
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-Christ, do I sound like Hugh Hefner?
-I draw the line at calling you Daddy.
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I mean, um...
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[hesitates] You know what I mean.
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[Evan] Ooh, proper stuff.
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Well, here's to Cheryl
and the end of Shep's home-brew cider--
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Cheers.
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Oh, your nose is bleeding.
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Oh, that's weird. Um...
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Never usually happens.
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I guess it's 'cause I'm at this shitshow
wedding and I'm stressed about the house.
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Hey, don't be. It's a buyer's market.
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If you don't wanna be here,
I can bring the car around.
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-[scoffs] If only.
-[sighs] Yeah.
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Olive, let's go find your dad.
He'll be excited to see you.
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I don't blame him.
I'd be excited to see me, too.
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I look completely fire.
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[Evan laughs]
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[Shep laughs]
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[Olive] Daddy!
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[soulful music plays]
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Daddy!
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♪ I've never been religious ♪
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♪ Instead, my mama showered me in kisses ♪
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♪ Thirteen with a big dream ♪
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♪ And Daddy said I could be anything... ♪
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[Shep chuckles]
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[Evan] What's Jane doing here?
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Millie met up with Olive at Cheryl's,
and you know Jane.
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She won't rest until she's friends
with every living person on Earth.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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♪ That right there is a sickness ♪
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♪ Keep it to yourself ♪
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♪ Mother and Father ♪
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♪ I wanna make you proud ♪
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♪ Brothers and sisters... ♪
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Holy fudge.
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All right. Bye.
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Katherine's been drinking alcohol
all afternoon.
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Oh, man, staying sober at weddings
must be tough for you.
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Oh, sobriety's not tough for me.
It's a gift!
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Now, I did have a tipple here and there
during my pregnancy
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and, thankfully, it did Millie no harm,
but she shouldn't take chances.
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What you on about?
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Flush cheeks, swollen face,
fuller breasts.
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Katherine's pregnant.
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And I found three positive tests
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when I was sorting through the recycling
for her earlier.
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Are you phone hacking as well?
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She's not.
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Aha!
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She's told you, hasn't she?
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Jane, I swear to God,
you don't wanna go near this one.
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But I owe it to my friend
to offer my hand in sobriety.
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-I mean, she's obviously got a problem.
-Well, you're not wrong there.
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Oh.
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It's Shep's baby, isn't it?
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Whatever you think you know...
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no one actually needs to know.
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Clear?
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[girls giggle]
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My mum says
that he's Cheryl's cousin's son.
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And he's the ring bearer.
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And his dad once used
a company credit card to buy a hot tub
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and he got in trouble.
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How does your mum know that?
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My mum knows everything about everybody.
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-Well, I'm going to marry him.
-Ooh!
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-[sing-song] Olive has a boyfriend!
-Stop that.
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My mum told me another secret.
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But I shouldn't say.
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-Go on, tell me.
-I'm not allowed.
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But if you blow him a kiss...
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I'll tell you.
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[they giggle]
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Hey, Even!
Well, isn't this all very mature?
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Congratulations, Shep.
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I'm just surprised to see you
participating in this cultural institution
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recognized by both church and state.
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How dare you?
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Christianity is a facade
used by conservatives
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to pursue their global ambitions,
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and my marriage to Cheryl is for love.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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It's just cool to know that a marriage
license is a public government record.
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-What?
-You're back on the grid.
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Congratulations, dipshit.
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Being in the middle of you two
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gives me the same feeling as walking in
on my grandmother on the toilet.
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[she laughs]
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[glasses clink]
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[harmonizing]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
but especially the ladies...
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♪ Hey, girls ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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The ceremony's about to begin.
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That's no disrespect to his baby's mother.
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I've been told she's here,
and that's a bit pathetic.
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-And it's a bit awkward.
-It's fine, Gareth.
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Oh, hey, Kath.
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I hope this day
brings you the closure you need, babe.
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I'm here with my boyfriend, moron.
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Okay.
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Let's take this party inside, yeah?
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[cheers and applause]
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Are you sure
you wouldn't rather wait in the car?
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I've got half a can of lemonade,
a packet of crisps?
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No! These are the things
I have to do for my family.
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It can't always be like this, with us
living together, you pulling us away.
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-Not at all! I just hate confrontation.
-[Bev] Katherine!
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-Oi!
-Oh, can you give me a minute?
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Have an hour.
I've got heaps of friends here,
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so it's gonna be fine.
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[quietly] Listen,
we've got a slight situation. Jane knows.
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Jane knows?
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Oh, fuck. How?
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[groans] Jane with information
is like the sea receding before a tsunami.
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We've got about 30 minutes to get Evan
off the coastline before she crashes.
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She loves it.
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You've gotta get him out of here.
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Thanks.
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["Somewhere Over The Rainbow" plays]
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[music ends]
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[pop music begins]
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Tru-Sé in the house!
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The comeback is real!
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Let's go!
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For one night only, Shep and Cheryl.
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Tru-Sé, one time!
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[raps] ♪ Baby, when I saw you
Queuing in that white jumpsuit ♪
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♪ Girl, I knew you were an angel ♪
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♪ Supernatural, not religious ♪
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♪ Comin' into my life
You give me love and understanding ♪
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♪ Guess what, baby?
You're my soulmate ♪
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♪ Right now, I'mma make you my wife
Wife! ♪
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[sings] ♪ I was feeling so lost
And lonely ♪
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♪ In the corner with nobody to hold me ♪
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♪ Until you came into my life
And showed me ♪
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♪ What true love can be ♪
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♪ Girl, I knew it
From the moment I saw ya ♪
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♪ All I wanna do is everything for ya ♪
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♪ I never really knew love
Before you gave it all to me ♪
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♪ I was caught in the middle ♪
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♪ Between never and forever ♪
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♪ But you made it all better
With one touch ♪
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♪ I was falling apart... ♪
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This is one of the worst things
I've ever seen.
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Yeah. But look how much
Olive's enjoying it.
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♪ Till you gave me your good, good love ♪
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♪ Your good, good love ♪
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♪ Stay here right by my side ♪
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♪ Stay every day and every night ♪
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♪ Until you give me your good, good love ♪
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♪ Your good, good love ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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[whistles and applause]
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[Cheryl laughs]
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[applause continues]
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[joyful music plays]
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♪ This will be ♪
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♪ Everlasting love... ♪
253
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-[applause and cheers]
-Shep Knight, my knight!
254
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,520
[mouths]
255
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,640
[cheers and applause continue]
256
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:23,720
[mouths]
257
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,640
[mouths]
258
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,720
[Olive] Mum!
259
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,080
There you are!
Oh, you did so well, I--
260
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,640
You're having my baby sister?
261
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,560
Well, we discussed
that I would try to have a baby.
262
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,480
And now you're pregnant.
263
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,880
How do you know that?
264
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,560
I know people, Mum. They tell me things.
265
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,320
-Jane!
-Why didn't you tell me first?
266
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,240
-Olive, I only just found out.
-Well, I'm so happy.
267
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,160
We're finally getting everything
we wanted.
268
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,160
You, me and our baby.
269
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,120
[sighs]
270
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,440
You're right.
271
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,920
It is what we wanted.
272
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Our baby.
273
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,480
I'm excited, too.
274
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,680
Now I'll have someone to look after you
in your fifties.
275
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,160
In my what? Olive, my fifties?
276
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,840
Fifty's like 20, but with money.
277
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,360
[Shep] Ladies and gentlemen,
look what Shep got!
278
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[cheers and applause]
279
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♪ All you people, can't you see
Can't you see ♪
280
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:41,440
♪ How your love's affecting our reality? ♪
281
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:45,720
♪ Every time we're down
You can make it right ♪
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♪ And that makes you larger than life ♪
283
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,320
♪ All right ♪
284
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:59,840
♪ Lookin' at the crowd
And I see your body sway, come on ♪
285
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:00,800
[Cheryl whoops]
286
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,880
[Shep cheers]
287
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,040
[crowd cheer]
288
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,600
♪ Wishin' I could thank you
In a different way... ♪
289
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,080
-[chatter]
-[faint pop music plays]
290
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,360
[Shep] Oi, you.
291
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,560
What's going on over there?
292
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,040
Well, despite my best efforts, it appears
your daughter's heteronormative.
293
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,720
-What do you want?
-I want the abolishment
294
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,120
of the UK firearms regulations
and the monarchy,
295
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,320
new episodes of M*A*S*H--
296
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,840
Shut up! Shut up! Why are you
addressing me now in this moment?
297
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,720
I leave for Zimbabwe tomorrow.
298
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,080
Dressed as a rhino?
299
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,480
With CherBear. We're gonna see the Falls.
300
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,200
I bet you £100 you can't go over them
in a barrel without dying.
301
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,560
[scoffs] You're on.
302
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,720
Listen, it's a 32-day trip
and I'm waiting to tell Olive,
303
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,640
to avoid a big dramatic scene
or, you know, she'll be in hysterics.
304
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,520
She doesn't give a shit about us
or our whereabouts these days.
305
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,240
Well, she's gonna take it pretty bad.
306
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,400
I'm gonna call her every day
and make absolutely sure--
307
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,600
[shouts] Olive!
Your dad's leaving for a month.
308
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,440
-Okay, get me a present!
-[Katherine] See?
309
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,320
Shit. I wasn't expecting that.
310
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,320
How do you think I feel?
311
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,440
Like a fat slag?
312
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,400
-Evan and I are buying a house.
-What, in Amityville?
313
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,200
Sheppy, there you are! Katherine!
314
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,360
I've been dying to find you
to explain why I haven't got a delivery.
315
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,920
Don't worry about that, Cheryl.
316
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,040
Obviously, it's my wedding day
so I had to swallow it.
317
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,440
Seven years bad luck, otherwise.
318
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,560
Not a superstition that exists. Guys...
319
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,840
mainly Cheryl...
320
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,040
thank you so much for all your help,
I really appreciate it,
321
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,720
but Evan and I are gonna give things
a proper go as a family.
322
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,360
Oh, my God, that's amazing!
Congratulations.
323
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,240
He's gorgeous. Can I give you some advice
as a married woman?
324
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,320
No.
325
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,560
Honesty is the key
to a Tru-Sé relationship.
326
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,720
Sheppy and I, we laid out all our flaws,
we confessed to all our mistakes
327
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,360
and we wholeheartedly
accepted one another.
328
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,480
Thanks for the advice.
Congratulations, Cheryl.
329
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,800
-[Cheryl] Thank you.
-Not you.
330
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,680
Peace. Come on, babe.
331
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,600
God! Jane, from up there,
I saw Millie sneaking some vodka.
332
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,080
What? Millie!
333
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,360
Sorry, this is the wrong place
and the wrong time,
334
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,880
but I didn't want you to hear it
from Jane. Okay...
335
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,080
I need to tell you something...
336
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,640
and it's huge.
337
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,280
And I'm gonna be fully honest,
from now on.
338
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,640
I love you and I want to be a family.
339
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:36,560
Me too.
340
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,360
But before we got back together...
341
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,200
I got pregnant.
342
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,160
Am pregnant, by Shep.
343
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,960
I don't want any more secrets between us.
344
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,480
-Shep?
-[cheering]
345
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,600
Shep?
346
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,440
-Shep? [hesitates]
-I'm sorry.
347
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,680
I was gonna tell you,
but I didn't wanna ruin the night,
348
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,520
and Olive's so happy.
349
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,800
Do I feature in your list of people you
were morally obliged to discuss this with,
350
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,640
or do I lose out to the dogs?
351
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,840
This happened
when I thought you weren't coming back.
352
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,440
Evan, people are complicated,
they screw up.
353
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,600
And if you love each other enough, then
you can work on this stuff, as a couple.
354
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,480
A couple is two, not one.
355
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,360
I never get a say in this relationship.
356
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,640
And you don't get to file this
under screwing up.
357
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,280
That's for people
who forget an anniversary, not...
358
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,560
Not for people who conceal a baby.
359
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,480
I feel really badly about it, though.
360
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,880
Do you? Yeah, well, so do I.
361
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,800
We should go.
362
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,960
[upbeat music plays]
363
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,240
[Shep] Whoa. [grunts]
364
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,000
-[balloons pop]
-[music stops]
365
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,040
[crowd murmurs]
366
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,040
What sort of a dentist
punches a fella in the teeth? Jesus!
367
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,080
[Evan] Get up.
I know a guy who can fix 'em.
368
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,480
-Uh, Olive, Olive, your dad is just--
-Your dad's a bad person.
369
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,400
Evan!
370
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,520
No more lying, right?
371
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,720
Your dad hurt your mother a lot.
372
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,600
And, whatever he did,
he broke something inside of her head.
373
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,520
-No, he didn't.
-They hate each other!
374
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,320
Don't you?
375
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,320
Tell her! They pretend,
but your mum can't stand your dad,
376
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,720
because he's a loser
who forgets your birthday.
377
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,120
[crowd murmurs]
378
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,200
[Evan] Go on, tell her.
379
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:22,160
Olive. I was wrong if I ever made you
believe that your dad or I was perfect.
380
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,000
We love you a lot, but we respect you too.
381
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,440
-Okay?
-Okay.
382
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,400
That's why I'm telling you honestly...
383
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,920
Dr. Evan is a dickhead.
384
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,480
He is?
385
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,400
Yeah.
386
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,200
You don't decide what we tell her.
387
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,520
We're her parents, not you.
388
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,640
I've done some fucked-up stuff to you.
389
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,440
By accident.
390
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,720
But you just hurt my child on purpose!
391
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,240
And so you truly need to fuck off.
392
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,160
Congratulations, Katherine, you...
393
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,200
You got your chaos back.
394
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,000
Sorry, Olive.
395
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,360
[Cheryl] Excuse me, what's going on?
396
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,160
-What was that all about?
-Mum's pregnant.
397
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,280
And I'm guessing that you're on the ground
because you're the baby's dad.
398
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,360
Are you all right, babes?
399
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,400
Ah, sure. Where I come from,
400
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,920
it's tradition to get punched in the face
on your wedding day. I'm grand. [grunts]
401
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,400
[Cheryl] Better than grand, darlin'.
402
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,280
You're gonna have a baby.
403
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,640
[gasps]
404
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,680
Congratulations, we did it!
405
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,440
Shepherd Knight, super sperm!
406
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,920
-[applause and cheers]
-[upbeat music resumes]
407
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,080
Okay?
408
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,000
Sorry.
409
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,800
♪ You gotta gimme
just a little of your love ♪
410
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,520
♪ Gimme just a little of your love ♪
411
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,680
[Shep sighs happily]
412
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,320
[music continues]
413
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,160
♪ I never felt nothing like that ♪
414
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,200
♪ Looking at you looking right back ♪
415
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,600
♪ You say nothing is ever
As good as it seems ♪
416
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,640
♪ Stop running your mouth like that ♪
417
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,760
♪ 'Cause you know
I'm gonna give it right back ♪
418
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,640
♪ You're so close now ♪
419
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,680
♪ So don't let me down ♪
420
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,720
♪ So don't let me down... ♪
421
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,320
[gentle music plays]
422
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,480
Excuse me.
423
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,040
Sorry if anyone feels like I did anything
to take attention away from the wedding.
424
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,040
I wanna dedicate this song
to my best friend, Olive.
425
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,280
♪ We don't even talk anymore ♪
426
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,240
-♪ Don't even know what we argue about ♪
-See what I have to put up with?
427
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,960
-Makes everything about herself.
-Shh.
428
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,440
♪ Ooh ♪
429
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,080
♪ I breastfed you in a toilet, girl ♪
430
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,080
♪ Until you were three or four ♪
431
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:01,840
♪ Too long to be breastfeeding
In this country, I know ♪
432
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,240
♪ But I don't care ♪
433
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,240
♪ You sleep in my bed every night ♪
434
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,400
♪ And I love coming home
To your sweet smile, baby ♪
435
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,640
♪ Because I love you, yeah, yeah ♪
436
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,120
[sniffs]
437
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,320
[voice breaks] I love you!
438
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,240
That was your mum?
439
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,560
She's slept in my room too long.
440
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,040
Time to move her out.
441
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,000
How about Merica?
442
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,680
Like America? Uh-uh.
443
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,120
-Seandré?
-No.
444
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,280
Do you like Kila?
445
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,600
I like tequila.
446
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:48,800
Duchess.
447
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,560
Ugh, you and your dad need to swear off
naming anything, forever.
448
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,120
Hey! Duchess is a brilliant,
creative name.
449
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,800
I can't help that I'm an artist.
450
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,640
-I thought you wanted to be an architect?
-That is art, Mum.
451
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,280
Well, art and science,
and... [conversation fades]
452
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:18,480
[electro-pop music plays]
453
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,800
[woman] What a lovely surprise.
454
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,000
-Yeah, it was.
-[Shep] All right.
455
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,320
-Oh!
-Got all the basics here.
456
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,400
Chili dog, extra cheese,
457
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,800
milk, full-fat,
458
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,800
three bananas, bacon sandwich,
and a strawberry jelly.
459
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,520
Uh, excuse me.
Strawberry jellies are for patients.
460
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,840
-Where did you get those?
-It's all right, I'm the father.
461
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,960
I mean, the father of that baby.
462
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,400
This baby, yeah, and that baby.
463
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,160
Oh, and the other girl that's in there.
464
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,960
I'm the father of them all.
465
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:51,800
Super sperm.
466
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,960
[baby cries]
467
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,240
♪ But still so near ♪
468
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:04,160
♪ The lights go on, the music dies ♪
469
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,800
♪ But you don't see me standing here ♪
470
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,600
♪ I just came to say goodbye ♪
471
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,400
♪ I'm in the corner ♪
472
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,640
♪ Watching you kiss her ♪
473
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,680
♪ Oh ♪
474
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,600
♪ I'm giving it my all ♪
475
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,920
♪ But I'm not the girl
You're taking home ♪
476
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,960
♪ Ooh ♪
477
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,240
♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪
478
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:37,160
♪ I keep dancing, oh yeah ♪
479
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,280
♪ I'm in the corner
Watching you kiss her ♪
480
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,640
♪ Oh ♪
481
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,400
♪ I'm right over here ♪
482
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,280
♪ Why can't you see me? ♪
483
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,600
♪ Oh ♪
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