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RANSOM: The Cerritos is
in orbit around Beta III.
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Back in the day,
these guys worshipped
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a violent god
called Landru, who suppressed
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their creativity
and made them kill each othe,
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until Kirk figured out
it was actually a computer.
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Get this.
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At some point,
these knuckleheads went
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back to worshipping Landru.
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Captain Freeman has been
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setting them straight
all morning.
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I can't believe you all started
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re-worshipping
the dang computer.
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Well, Landru's very persuasive.
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LANDRU:
Consume the intruders!
Obey Landru!
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Hey, don't make me paradox you
into destroying yourself.
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LANDRU:
Landru apologizes.
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(groans) This is literally
the exact thing
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Captain Kirk taught you.
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Maybe write it down this time?
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Cerritos, two to beam up.
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Well, I like purging people
during the red hour.
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I'm going to keep doing it.
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Dude, there is
no more red hour, okay?
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-Let it go.
-But I just bought a new scythe.
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Ugh, Landru.
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I know, it's always weird
revisiting planets
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-from the TOS era.
-TOS?
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It's what I call the 2260s.
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Stands for "those old
scientists"-- you know, Spock,
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Scotty, those guys.
Seems like they were stumbling
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on crazy new aliens
every week back then.
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Nothing against
second contact missions,
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but the Cerritos
should be popping in
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on those legacy civilizations
before they unravel.
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Yeah, but "popping in" is
against regulation.
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We would need specific orders.
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I just hate seeing a perfectly
good society get destroyed
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by a Gamester of Triskelion
or whatever,
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because Starfleet has a policy
of some intervention.
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-Set coordinates
for Starbase 77.
-Sorry, Captain,
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but we still have crew
on Beta III.
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I didn't authorize that.
Who is it?
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Art supplies!
Get your art supplies!
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We got paints,
we got brushes,
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we got a spiky, pencil,
twirl-around thingy.
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Boost your creativity!
Express yourself!
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Stop praying to a computer!
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Hoo boy,
incoming lecture in five,
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four...
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Who wants crayons?
Here you go, kid.
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Way better than the red hour.
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Since when
do you break protocol?
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I'm just tired of you getting
to do all the good stuff
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while I stick to the rules.
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RANSOM:
Ensign Boimler? Do you read?
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Whoa-ho-ho,
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look at Brad Boimler
being cool for once.
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(gasps) Wait, is this
because of my teachings?
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Okay, you don't teach.
You just instigate chaos.
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Exactly-- helpful,
character-building chaos.
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RANSOM:
I can hear you, can you hear me?
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MARINER: Aw, Boims!
I thought you were gonna
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get stuck
in middle management,
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like this pathetic
little fly in amber, like--
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-Oh, like Ransom!
-I am not a little fly in amber!
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What did it, huh?
My constant mockery?
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My non-stop prodding?
My downright-dangerous hazing?
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No, no. Look.
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If you have to know,
I found out about your secret.
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You mean never eating after
7:00? it's a miracle, right?
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-I mean, it does work,
you should try it.
-Captain Freeman is your mom.
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Yeah, I don't, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Oh, come on, Mariner.
The captain's your mom.
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Your dad's an admiral.
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You're basically
Starfleet royalty.
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How cool is that?
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Shut the (bleep) up right now,
Boimler.
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-Shut your (bleep) mouth.
-This is a good thing!
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Now we can both do some good
and you'll just, you know,
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keep us out of trouble
with your mom--
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-What?! No that is not how--
-I just don't understand
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-why it's such a secret.
I'd be telling everyone.
-Move!
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Dude, I do not want people
knowing my mom is my mom!
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Okay, okay.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
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I'm being serious! Shut up!
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So, uh, does Captain Mommy
give you,
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uh, sweet little captain kisses?
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(smooching)
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(screaming)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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-Plasma ring scan is complete,
Captain Dayton.
-Oh, yeah.
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I loved the Rubidoux ,
but nothing beats
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a brand new ship-- hey!
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Who peeled this film
off the weapons panel?!
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Come on, guys!
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I want the Solvang to be
perfect for as long as possible.
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Hey! Take those shoes
off right now!
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What?
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-Aah! What the hell was that?!
-We're being fired upon.
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-Raise shield, red alert.
-Get us out of here!
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Shields at ten percent.
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Direct hit to main engines.
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-(alarm sounding)
-Warp! Now!
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Ah! I can't believe I get
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to be orientation liaison
for a new recruit.
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I am going
to show her so many ropes.
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Hello? Rutherford?
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Sorry. Just trying
to adjust this little thingy
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on my implant's
attitude selector.
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Crazy about Mariner
and the captain, right?
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Oh, man, Captain Freeman Day
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is gonna be super awkward
this year.
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-(both yell)
-There's the shuttle!
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Huh. Look at this new button!
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Optimistic mode?
This is going to be great!
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But... sexy mode? Mmm.
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Don't mind if I do.
(laughs)
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(English accent):
'Ello. Chim chimurri.
What's all this then?
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(whirring, trilling)
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Aw, it's beautiful!
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Oh, there she is--
the little robot exocomp!
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Oh, my gosh. Hi.
Are you Ensign Tendi?
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Oh, my gosh. Yes, I am!
And I'm so happy you're here!
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I'm happy to be here!
(laughs) This is so exciting!
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Ooh-wee! Howdy there.
Now I'm talking like a cowboy.
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-That was a weird thing to say!
-It sure was!
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Ugh. Why did we ever keep this
a secret in the first place?
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Ugh! I just wanted to fly
under the radar!
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And I didn't want anyone to know
the most demerited officer
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in the fleet was my daughter.
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Well, Wesley Crusher worked
with his mom.
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Maybe
everybody'll be cool about it.
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Captain, captain's daughter...
Uh, I mean Mariner.
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Oh, what is it, Jack?
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Captain,
I'm putting together a list
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of candidates
for the Sacramento promotion.
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I'd love your input.
May I just say
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I am very sorry
if I ever treated you
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with anything other
than admiration.
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Oh, shut up, Ransom!
You're such a suck-up!
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From now on, I'll make sure
to give you special attention.
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No! Be as hard on her
as you always are!
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-Yeah, be hard on me!
-I'm only hard on you
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when you make me hard! I mean,
I'm-I'm not hard right now!
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I mean, I could... I could
get hard, if I wanted to,
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but I'm not hard right now.
I'm so sorry! You're both great!
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Ugh!
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I heard
she's the captain's daughter.
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(indistinct whispering)
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Hey, Mariner,
I'm Lieutenant Levy.
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We went on a date last year.
I don't know if you recall.
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Yeah, Steve, I remember.
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You said
Wolf 359 was an inside job.
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(laughing): It totally was.
So, hey, I was wondering,
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could give this
to your mom for me?
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It's just a few ideas I threw
together on how to decorate
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-the captain's yacht.
-Fine. Whatever.
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You're the best.
Thanks, Mariner.
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Changelings aren't real.
The Dominion War didn't happen!
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-Hey, Mariner!
Okay, can you just?
-(groaning)
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-Oh, okay, little closer.
-Hey, don't log that, all right?
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-I don't want
to see that up on the... Oh!
-Hey!
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This is a service corridor,
not a social club, Ensign.
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Sorry, Doc. Won't happen again.
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You think
your mom would be okay
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with me and Shaxs making
a little love connection?
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I'd love to snag that Bajoran
beefsteak with my coital hooks.
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Captain, we've received
a partial distress call
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from the Solvang.
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I guess Captain Dayton's
still getting used
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to the controls in her new ship.
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Sir, the signal originated
in the Kalla system.
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Well, there isn't anything
distressing there.
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The Titan is also within range.
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No. Let them know
that we have it. (laughs)
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Dayton's going to hate
that we came running
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to her rescue because
someone leaned on a button.
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-(grunting)
-Oh, this sucks.
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Yo, yo, Mariner!
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I was just crossing
through the, um, lower decks,
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and I replicated you
some hand pies.
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Hand... What is a hand pie?
You know what? No thank you.
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-Ooh, key lime? Mmm. Mmm.
-I won't be able
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to do any of my usual
sneaky Robin Hood stuff
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now that everybody's
paying attention to me.
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Yesterday, he literally
didn't know my name.
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He called me "Jen."
Who here is named "Jen"?!
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Ugh. You are so right. He was
clearly kissing your butt.
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It's not like
he had a prewritten letter
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of recommendation which would
save you so much time
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since all you had
to do is sign it.
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-Oh, Boimler, not you!
-Ransom's picking someone
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to promote to the Sacramento.
I need an edge!
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Dude, I thought
you were done being lame!
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Yeah, but it's the Sac.
That's a huge career boost!
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And didn't you say you'd get me
in a captain's chair?
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Mariner!
Looking good, girlfriend!
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Get phased, Lundy.
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Wait. No one would know me
on the Sacramento.
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I'd be a nobody again,
like you!
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I'm not a nobody. I...
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Maybe I should apply
to the Sacramento.
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I don't know.
They might be looking
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for someone a little less
criminally insubordinate.
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Good call. I'd better start
adjusting my attitude, sir.
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-Ew. Don't call me "sir."
-Yes, sir.
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-Don't.
-You technically
outrank me, sir.
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-BOIMLER: What are you doing?
Stop it.
-Is that an order?
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-BOIMLER: Yes. I mean, no.
-Permission to go
to my station, sir?
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-You have a station?
-Ha-ha! Good one, sir. Mm-hmm.
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Nobody's gonna fall for that.
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-(yelps)
-I want to give Mariner
a present!
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That's a processing hub,
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and that's a pattern-buffer
maintenance hatch.
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So, hey, um, do you want me
to call you "Exocomp,"
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or do you have
an alpha-numeric name,
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like TT30311?
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(scoffs) No.
I didn't want to sound robotic.
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I wanted to be called
something normal,
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so I analyzed
all Federation languages
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and calculated
a mathematically perfect name.
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-What is it?
-Peanut Hamper.
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Peanut Hamper?
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I love it!
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♪ ♪
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Heading
to Commander Ransom's office?
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-Cut it out.
-Cut what out, sir?
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I'm heading there as well,
to explain
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why I should be promoted
over to the Sacramento.
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You know,
Ransom's not just some meathead.
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He's gonna see
right through you.
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Boimler,
your record is spotless.
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It's freaky.
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Thank you, sir.
There is more on the back.
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00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,735
On the other hand, Mariner is
the captain's daughter.
237
00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:11,986
Mm, sort of stuck
between a rock
238
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,195
and a kiss-ass place,
aren't we, sir?
239
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,905
(groans)
Boimler, you're so promotable,
240
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,907
but I live to serve the captain.
241
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,784
(frustrated grunt)
I can't think until I work out.
242
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,202
You've been lifting
this whole time.
243
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,245
Get out of here!
244
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,040
I'm trying to think...!
245
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,792
Ooh!
246
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,336
(chuckles):
Hmm, dilithium.
247
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,879
It's better than I thought.
248
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,214
Dang it!
Aw, shoot. Ooh, ooh.
249
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,717
(chuckles): Sorry.
Ensign Klutz reporting for duty.
250
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,719
Ah, Peanut Hamper is such
an innocent little robot.
251
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,721
I got to make sure
she doesn't get overwhelmed
252
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,723
during our shift, you know,
since she doesn't have
253
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,266
-any hands.
-With you watching out for her,
254
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,935
-I'm sure she'll do great.
-Whoa. Are you mad at me?
255
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,772
I just think that Dr. T'ana's
going to be mean, and...
256
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,774
(yawns): I'm not.
I'm just trying to click
257
00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:53,402
this attitude button
until I get back to normal.
258
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,029
Just make sure
you treat Peanut Hamper
259
00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,281
the same as you would
anyone else. (gasps)
260
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,033
-TENDI: But she's
not like anyone else.
-(giggles) Oopsy-daisy.
261
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,243
She's been trying to pick
those tubes up this whole time.
262
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,038
-How's she supposed to do
medical stuff?
-Oh! Dang it!
263
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,122
T'ANA: All right,
here comes the messy part.
264
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,417
Any slight error here
can result in instant death.
265
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,128
Um, Dr. T'ana, just a heads-up
that Peanut Hamper might have
266
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,048
-a little bit of trouble with...
-(low buzzing)
267
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,801
Oh. Oh, wow.
268
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,095
Peanut Hamper, this is
some of the best micro-suturing
269
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,721
I've ever seen.
270
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,973
I downloaded all your journal
articles. I learned a lot.
271
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,059
Oh, I-I could help you
With that leg if you want.
272
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,727
Tendi, hang back.
I don't want you to get
273
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,896
in Peanut Hamper's way.
Ooh. What did you just do there?
274
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,189
It's a new skin graft technique
I've been developing.
275
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:33,275
-It uses half the skin.
-Oh, can you show me
how to do it?
276
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,403
-TENDI: Can I... can I see?
-Yeah, look at that right there.
277
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,363
See how the flesh
just folds together?
278
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,906
T'ANA:
(bleep)-A I do!
279
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,950
Wow. Doc is really taking
to Peanut Hamper.
280
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,285
Hey, don't worry. I'm sure
you'll still have a lot to do.
281
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,329
I mean, for example, you know,
we could start working on me,
282
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,997
getting me back up on my feet.
283
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,082
Worry? I'm her liaison.
284
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,419
Peanut Hamper fitting in is
my greatest victory!
285
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,129
Meld that flesh, girl!
286
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,005
Melding away!
(giggles)
287
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,342
Ah. "Tips for Remaining
Starfleet Uniform Compliant."
288
00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,552
The Starfleet Manual?
Who are you kidding?
289
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,011
It is so messed up
that you're trying
290
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,430
to cheat me out of a promotion.
291
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,181
How am I cheating?
You're always
292
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,266
telling me to be like this.
293
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,184
I meant to actually try
sometimes!
294
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,979
-Not to profit off of nepotism.
-Nobody would know
Freeman's my mom
295
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,856
if you hadn't ratted me out,
296
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,816
so why don't you go ahead
and blame yourself?
297
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,985
-No! I blame you!
-And I blame you right back!
298
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,279
♪ ♪
299
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:19,280
Red alert.
300
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,281
Shields up.
301
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,782
(grunting)
302
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,242
(explosion)
303
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,997
Collision alert. Impacts
on Decks Three, 15 and 20.
304
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,916
-My God! Is that the Solvang?
-RANSOM: I'm not reading
any life signs.
305
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,002
The whole crew,
they've been wiped out.
306
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,507
They're harvesting the wreckage!
307
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:41,635
Evasive maneuvers.
308
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,185
-Shields at 50%.
-Send out a distress call,
309
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,978
-all frequencies.
-They're jamming communications.
310
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,609
SHAXS: Captain, they've
latched onto the port nacelle
311
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,068
with some sort of mining arm.
312
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,404
-Go to warp. Get us out of here!
-No! Shut down engines.
313
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,198
But we'll be sitting ducks.
314
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,532
Dayton would have thought
the same thing,
315
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,118
and look what happened to them.
Shut it down!
316
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,038
(all yelling)
317
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,304
(both gasp)
318
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,056
MARINER:
Mom!
319
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,224
I-I'm okay.
320
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,392
Auxiliary power back online.
321
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,396
Ha-ha-ha! I thought
the Enterprise was strong.
322
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,482
We are strong.
323
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,734
This isn't the Enterprise.
This is the Cerritos.
324
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:42,238
We thought you were
the Enterprise.
325
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,490
Pakleds?
What the hell do you want?
326
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:48,285
We want your ship pieces
to add to our ship pieces,
327
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,871
so that we have
all the ship pieces!
328
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,457
Look, just stop this senseless
attack, and let's discuss...
329
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,793
JACKABOG:
No!
330
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,294
No.
331
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,879
We are strong!
332
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,756
We will cut your ship apart!
333
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,758
(groans)
This doesn't make any sense.
334
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,468
The Pakleds aren't
this powerful.
335
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,428
I thought
they were kind of a joke.
336
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,721
Yeah, you guys aren't wrong.
337
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,806
Pakleds would fake
distress calls
338
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,558
so they could steal technology
339
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,393
from anyone who showed up
to help, but I'm detecting
340
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,687
weapons from over
30 different species.
341
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,939
Ah, looks like
they're not a joke anymore.
342
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,286
(screaming)
343
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,747
-They're phasering the hull!
-Carving us up like
a First Contact Day salmon.
344
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,792
No engines, no weapons, fighting
an enemy we don't understand.
345
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,669
We're out of options!
346
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,463
Then I need someone
to make me some.
347
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,799
Me? What am I supposed to do?
I-I don't know these guys.
348
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,259
Do what you do best.
349
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,261
I need a dangerous,
half-baked solution
350
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,514
that breaks Starfleet codes
and totally pisses me off.
351
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,475
-(alert blaring)
-That's an order.
352
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,562
-Boimler, what kind of computer
systems do the Pakleds use?
-They steal components
353
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,771
from other cultures,
which means their code base
354
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,815
-would have to be wide open.
-You catch that, Rutherford?
355
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:03,485
We need a virus that takes
advantage of a trusting system!
356
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,446
MARINER: Exactly.
Wait, why are you so chipper?
357
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,697
Implant stuff!
358
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,532
They've got us outgunned,
and they know it.
359
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,491
But they're taking their time.
360
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,660
If we can plant a virus
in their system,
361
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,705
-we can cripple their ship.
-Who here could whip up
a code like that?
362
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,374
They'd have to be some sort
of morally bankrupt genius.
363
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,336
Ha-ha! Computer, start program
Rutherford Training Beta 2.5.
364
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,338
Can I teach you a lesson?
365
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,382
(chuckles) Badgey! I need you
to code a virus for me.
366
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,843
Hmm, to do that, I would need
you to disable safety protocols.
367
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,386
(chuckles)
Wait.
368
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,347
You're not gonna try
to kill me again, are you?
369
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,681
Ha-ha! I'm Badgey!
370
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,350
(chuckles nervously)
Uh, fine.
371
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,393
Computer,
disable safety protocols.
372
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,480
Oh, yeah!
There we go.
373
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,564
Hello, Father.
374
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,441
I've already created
three viruses
375
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,526
that would disable
Pakled technology.
376
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,694
You were monitoring comms?
377
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,696
Oh, I'm always monitoring comms.
378
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,658
-The packet needs
to be input manually.
-Ho-ho-ho!
379
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,951
-Somebody's gonna have
to board their ship!
-You know it!
380
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,663
Intruders beaming in!
381
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,873
Very slowly beaming in.
382
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,541
We've got to go!
383
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,714
We have to get to the armory!
384
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,883
Looks like we'll have to repel
them the old-fashioned way.
385
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:11,595
Setting my fists to stun
and my kicks to kill.
386
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,097
(grunts)
387
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,726
Uh, guys, right here. Yep.
Great stuff in that one.
388
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,938
-All the way in back there?
-How much contraband
have you hidden on my ship?
389
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,690
I don't know. A lot.
390
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,858
♪ ♪
391
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,863
(shouting)
392
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,534
(grunting)
393
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:35,869
Side roll. Side roll.
394
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,037
Double hand punch!
395
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,747
(grunting)
396
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,749
(shouts)
397
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,710
-Pakled!
-Mariner,
in case we don't make it...
398
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,544
We're making it.
399
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,087
I wasn't mad
that you were stealing
400
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,088
the Sacramento promotion.
401
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,423
I apply for those all the time.
402
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,465
-Nothing ever comes of it.
-(groans)
403
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,967
-What? Then why were
you freaking out?
-(grunts)
404
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,928
Because you would have gotten
it. And I'd-I'd miss you, okay?
405
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,514
-You're my best friend.
-Oh, haven't you shared
enough secrets today?
406
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,057
Just shut up!
407
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,767
-(Freeman grunting)
-Pakled!
408
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,477
(groaning)
409
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,438
(cackling)
410
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,273
(grunts)
Mom!
411
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,740
Ransom, get our backs!
412
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:13,866
Way ahead of you!
(grunts)
413
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:14,950
My head!
414
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,786
(yowls, clears threat)
Sorry.
415
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,830
I mean get the captain
to the biobed, quick, quick!
416
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,915
(groans)
Did we save the Cerritos?
417
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,083
Working on it.
418
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,043
Ooh, I got it.
One illegal virus.
419
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,962
(singsongy): But someone has
to take it to the ship.
420
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,630
But who's small enough
to go undetected?
421
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,132
Yeah, and who could survive
in space without a ship?
422
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,134
Someone who can travel
with the program safely stored
423
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,802
in her hard drive.
(gasps)
424
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,137
ALL:
Peanut Hamper!
425
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,472
You can load the code
into their ship
426
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,514
using your robotic abilities.
427
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,974
Oh, my gosh, Peanut Hamper,
428
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,642
you're gonna save the day!
429
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,604
Eh, I'm gonna pass.
430
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,481
I-I'm sorry, what?
431
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,024
All that stuff sounded
way too scary.
432
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,442
What about
"the needs of the many"?
433
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,152
I joined Starfleet
to piss off my dad,
434
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,653
not to be a virus bomb.
435
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,572
Peanut Hamper,
this is not cool!
436
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,157
-We're all going to die!
-Peanut Hamper!
437
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,034
There are so many lives
at stake!
438
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,994
You know what? I'm just going
to beam myself out
439
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,621
of this whole sitch.
440
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,997
Sucks to be organic.
441
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,000
Enjoy having all your guts
fly out or whatever!
442
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,086
You know what?
Peanut Hamper is a stupid name!
443
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,009
-That little (bleep).
-(gasps)
444
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,012
Oh, my gosh. I'm back! I just
clicked myself back to normal.
445
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,931
Let me just upload this. Whoa!
446
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,849
Ugh, feels like
an ice cream headache.
447
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,810
(grunts) Okay. Now I just need
to get on that ship.
448
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,478
Wait, no! I-It's too dangerous.
449
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,854
You must be
in a heroic bravery mode
450
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,606
or something.
Keep clicking your button.
451
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,899
L-Let me click it.
Click-click your button.
452
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,567
No, Tendi, this is normal me.
453
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,694
-I've got this.
-And I've got you.
454
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,072
Rutherford!
455
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,865
(grunting)
456
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,537
You know
I can run on my own.
457
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,747
(both grunt)
458
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,210
(exclaims, laughs)
459
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,589
-(Shaxs laughing)
-(Rutherford screaming)
460
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:58,053
This is the best day of my life!
461
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,848
-Eat this!
-No, no, no, no, no!
462
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,933
(both panting)
463
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,856
Linked up. Come on, come on.
464
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,149
-(grunting, laughs)
-(indistinct shouting)
465
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,280
Virus downloaded.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, y...
466
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,906
Download slowing to a crawl?
467
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,242
-Wait, why?
-Sorry, but no virus
468
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,578
until after these guys kill you.
469
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,788
-What? Why?
-Because you snapped my neck!
470
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,789
-What's the holdup?
-RUTHERFORD: Damn it, Badgey,
471
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,250
we don't have time for this,
okay? Do it now!
472
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,793
You want me to disable
their systems?
473
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,128
Fine. I'll do it...
474
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,754
explosively!
475
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,882
(gasps)
He's gonna blow us up!
476
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,258
Not if I have something
to scream about it.
477
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,427
(both grunting)
478
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,098
Stop it! He's mine!
479
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,811
Hang in there, baby bear!
480
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,439
(shouts)
481
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,609
(straining)
482
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,361
-Ah, there we go.
-(laughs)
483
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,034
(alarm blaring)
484
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,703
BOIMLER:
Ah, they did it!
They got clear of the blast.
485
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,288
Bringing main power
back on line.
486
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,833
All invaders have been...
(grunts)
487
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,168
neutralized.
488
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,670
FREEMAN:
As soon as the engines
489
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,339
are back on line,
get us the hell out of here.
490
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,133
And hey, don't get
too comfortable in my chair.
491
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,343
(chuckles)
Yes, sir.
492
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,178
No, no, no, no,
there's more of them!
493
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,679
(Boimler screams)
494
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,225
We have you now, Enterprise.
495
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,191
(metal creaking)
496
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,699
(grunts)
All hands to escape pods.
497
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,825
Prepare to abandon ship.
498
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,577
Wait. Incoming ship?
499
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,914
It's the Titan!
500
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,965
Oh, no! It's another Enterprise.
501
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,554
Red alert! A Pakled party,
and I wasn't invited?
502
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,640
(exhales) It's about time
you showed up, Will.
503
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,308
Mariner? This makes us even.
504
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,518
-(gasps) You know Riker?
-Yeah.
505
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,395
Who do you think hooks me up
with all my contraband?
506
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,897
Dude is flush with Romulan ale,
illeg...
507
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,857
-I'm sorry, what was that?
-(chuckles): Uh...
508
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,402
We're still at red alert.
Target those ships and fire!
509
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,779
We're talking about this later.
510
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,160
(Pakled groans)
511
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,454
Make us go.
512
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,873
Go, guys, go!
513
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,376
-BOIMLER: They're retreating!
Yes!
-(all cheering)
514
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,761
♪ ♪
515
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,309
FREEMAN:
No, no,
516
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,769
I don't want
any cosmetic changes
517
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,438
-to the Cerritos.
-Are you sure?
518
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,274
Because I could add some jazzy
reflective panels and big...
519
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,276
No. I hate it
when a ship gets repaired
520
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,862
and comes out looking
all Sovereign-class.
521
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,781
I want her to look
almost like she usually does.
522
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,783
TENDI:
All right,
523
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,368
we have a good one today.
524
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,747
Chapter 79: fluidic systems
and how to reroute them.
525
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,458
-(clears throat)
-(groans) Fluidics are so messy.
526
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,626
(gasps)
Rutherford, you're awake. Oh!
527
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,503
-I knew you'd be okay!
-What?
528
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,922
-What happened?
-You saved the Cerritos!
529
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,258
Oh, I did? Wow!
That's pretty cool.
530
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,302
-Are you my nurse?
-Nurse? (laughs)
531
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,429
No, they just have been
giving me time off
532
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,472
so I could sit with you.
533
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:29,806
Oh, sweet. Nice to meet you.
534
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,932
I'm Rutherford.
535
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,643
Oh, your implant.
536
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,480
I-It must have damaged
your long-term memory.
537
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,440
Do you remember me at all?
538
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,484
Well, no.
But don't take it personally.
539
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,235
I don't remember
what I don't remember.
540
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,612
(crying)
541
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,448
You know what this means, right?
542
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,743
We get to become best friends
all over again!
543
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,911
Okeydokey.
544
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,996
♪ ♪
545
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,958
We'll never forget
Lieutenant Shaxs' sacrifice.
546
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,961
He's with the Prophets now.
547
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,761
(sighs)
I can't even begin to imagine
548
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,679
-how I'm going to replace him.
-Well,
549
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,265
wherever he is, I'm sure
he's full-throat screaming
550
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,518
in someone's face
and ejecting a warp core.
551
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,520
I'd like to think you're right.
552
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,480
Ensign Beckett Mariner,
553
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,315
beamed down to Beta III
without authorization.
554
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,650
Oh, what, seriously?
555
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,318
Contraband hidden
throughout the ship.
556
00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:25,946
Illegal weapons,
illicit drugs, a tribble?
557
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,364
Yeah. That's for personal use.
558
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:28,740
I've got a whole year's worth
559
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,659
of your insubordinations
right here.
560
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,536
Well, without
those "insubordinations,"
561
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,913
-we'd all be dead right now.
-I know.
562
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:38,875
Did you know Starfleet considers
Beta III a known culture?
563
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,002
They had no idea
the Betans had regressed.
564
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,671
And the Pakleds? Well,
565
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,965
the Pakleds murdered
the entire crew of the Solvang
566
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,509
because everyone assumed
they were a joke.
567
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,802
Yeah, well, that's Starfleet.
568
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,554
Good at observing
and bad at maintaining.
569
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,889
You know, we can't just assume
people are gonna keep doing
570
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,850
the right thing
a generation down the road.
571
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,644
I agree. But as captain,
572
00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,522
I can't ignore protocol.
I'd lose my command.
573
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,023
You, on the other hand...
574
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,860
You see a problem,
you can solve it.
575
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,487
Wait, are you saying
work together for a change?
576
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,031
Might be useful to have a
captain on your side, you know?
577
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,868
Instead of up your ass.
What do you say?
578
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,579
Uh, I think we're both
getting thrown in the brig.
579
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,540
(chuckles)
Let's not tell your father.
580
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,966
Oh, that's Mariner.
We work with her. Mariner!
581
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,427
-Over here! Hi.
-(grunts) Carol.
582
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,429
I guess those Cali class ships
583
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,014
can hold their own
longer than people say.
584
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,016
(chuckles)
Thanks for the assist, Captain.
585
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,727
No need to be so formal.
You know, I was her mentor.
586
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,437
Uh, yeah, well,
I remember it differently.
587
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,689
You were sort of my cha'DIch.
588
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,441
We used to get
in so much trouble.
589
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,401
-FREEMAN: "We"?
-(chuckles): Deanna,
590
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:49,446
can you introduce me
to any of your Betazoid friends?
591
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,615
Jack, I sense
you exaggerate your confidence
592
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,701
in order to mask
an ocean of insecurity.
593
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:57,454
Oh! Will they sense that, too?
I can make that work for me.
594
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,873
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
you made a dog?
595
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,875
Yeah, and it could fly.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
596
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,627
And another time,
we stole bunch of T-88s.
597
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,837
Aw, man! The scanners
with the purple stripe?
598
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,756
Those are amazing.
What else did we do?
599
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,716
I just wanted to say,
I was wrong.
600
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,426
I'm glad
we followed our guts today.
601
00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:12,761
You are my mentor.
602
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,554
(coughs)
Whatever, nerd. Come on,
603
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,431
we can hang
without me being your mentor.
604
00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:18,099
-I thought you wanted that.
-Eh, my target kind of moves.
605
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,977
Well, from now on, no more
being obsessed with rank.
606
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,647
Time to start appreciating
what I have right here.
607
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,649
Hey, you know what?
I like this new Boimler.
608
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,610
Good work today, Boomler. Ransom
says you're one of his best.
609
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,987
-(leg thuds)
-Thank you, Captain Riker, sir!
610
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,530
Hey, how about
you buy me a drink?
611
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,074
You know, since we're even?
Remember?
612
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,867
The thing with the aliens
where I saved your ass?
613
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,577
MARINER:
We are not even,
and we don't use money.
614
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,497
What's happened to you, man?
You used to be sharp.
615
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,457
Boimler,
you backstabbing little weasel!
616
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,668
Yeah, next time I see you,
I'm gonna kick your (bleep) ass.
617
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,670
I cannot believe
that you took a promotion
618
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,547
to the mother(bleep) Titan!
Call me.
619
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,007
Hey, Brad. We got to scoot.
(chuckles)
620
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,801
So get your boots
and strap 'em up,
621
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:53,969
'cause the captain wants us
622
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,971
to escort Commander Troi
to Tulgana IV.
623
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,639
Ooh, I hear
the Klingon district's intense.
624
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,975
There's a bar in Andoria Town
you guys would love.
625
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,726
Whoa, you've been there?
626
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,144
Yeah. I can show you around
if you want.
627
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,647
Dude, your PADD is blowing up.
Who is messaging you?
628
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,524
She's just an old friend.
She kind of got mad
629
00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,776
when I took the promotion here.
Eh, she'll get over it.
630
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,861
MARINER:
Boimler! You can't
keep ducking me forever.
631
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,530
It is a really small galaxy
out there.
632
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,657
Sooner or later, I'm gonna run
into you, and I'm gonna feed you
633
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,201
-to an Armus! You hear me?
-JEN: Hey, psycho, keep it down.
634
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,995
-We're trying to sleep.
-MARINER: Oh, shut up, Jen.
635
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,540
I'm sorry I'm late.
636
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:24,541
I was watching
the first Enterprise
637
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,459
on the holodeck.
You know, Archer and those guys?
638
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,670
What a story.
Those guys had a long road
639
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:29,921
getting from there to here.
640
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,548
Course set
for the Tulgana system, Captain.
641
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:32,549
Awaiting your command.
642
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,217
Ah, Tulgana IV.
643
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,177
You know,
they have a Little Risa.
644
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,722
Oh, so then should we take
the little horga'hn?
645
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,682
No. Let's take
the one we always use.
646
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,684
-(clears throat)
-Right. Give me warp
647
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,228
in the factor
of five, six, seven, eight.
648
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,564
TROI:
Oh, the jazz.
649
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,691
♪ ♪
650
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,155
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651
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:56,239
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