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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,356 --> 00:00:51,687 This is ground control. 2 00:00:51,758 --> 00:00:55,694 Citation Zebra-Bravo is landing on runway 3-0, right. 3 00:00:55,862 --> 00:00:58,763 Police and security to full alert immediately. 4 00:01:38,838 --> 00:01:42,103 Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch. 5 00:01:42,175 --> 00:01:44,666 You little rascal, running away like that. 6 00:01:45,411 --> 00:01:48,972 Are you seeing how he is running around? He is programmed to be doing that. 7 00:01:49,048 --> 00:01:52,711 This, this is a highly sophisticated robot for $19.95, no tax. 8 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:53,683 Please note. 9 00:01:53,753 --> 00:01:56,847 Uncle, are you wanting to buy? There's no obligation. 10 00:01:56,923 --> 00:01:57,981 You can just look. 11 00:01:58,057 --> 00:02:01,049 Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch. 12 00:02:01,127 --> 00:02:03,322 The ultimate Swiss craftsmanship. 13 00:02:03,897 --> 00:02:06,559 You see these fine chronometers on sale at Tiffany's... 14 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:07,930 ...for $1,700. 15 00:02:08,134 --> 00:02:09,294 I deal in volume. 16 00:02:09,369 --> 00:02:12,429 My special price to you today, $39.95. 17 00:02:12,705 --> 00:02:14,832 How you gonna beat that? 18 00:02:14,908 --> 00:02:17,706 You gonna beat that? How are you gonna beat that? 19 00:02:17,944 --> 00:02:19,707 How's your line moving, pal? 20 00:02:19,879 --> 00:02:22,712 They are not selling like pancakes, that is for certain. 21 00:02:22,782 --> 00:02:25,876 Maybe I should be selling them door-to-door? 22 00:02:26,419 --> 00:02:29,786 Door-to-door? In this town? You just fall off the banana boat... 23 00:02:29,856 --> 00:02:30,845 ...or what? 24 00:02:30,924 --> 00:02:33,017 I do not travel with bananas, sir. 25 00:02:33,092 --> 00:02:37,620 I've been kicking around here for two days' time already. 26 00:02:37,764 --> 00:02:38,958 Really? 27 00:02:42,202 --> 00:02:45,000 -Interested in upgrading your image? -Up my image? 28 00:02:45,071 --> 00:02:48,040 I am gonna let you have half of my inventory. 29 00:02:48,107 --> 00:02:49,904 What would you say to that? 30 00:05:00,239 --> 00:05:01,706 Look at that! 31 00:05:08,514 --> 00:05:11,677 Wait, Mr. Slater, look. You haven't seen this. 32 00:05:12,151 --> 00:05:14,984 You haven't seen this before. Check it out. 33 00:05:15,521 --> 00:05:19,013 Look, see, they're hands. They clap. 34 00:05:19,459 --> 00:05:23,418 -I know it will sell. -Sandy, we don't sell novelty items here. 35 00:05:23,629 --> 00:05:26,223 Now, how many chances am I supposed to give you? 36 00:05:26,299 --> 00:05:27,960 I told you I want high-tech... 37 00:05:28,034 --> 00:05:29,296 ...and I want it now. 38 00:05:29,369 --> 00:05:32,133 For Christmas, not Easter, got it? 39 00:05:32,972 --> 00:05:34,564 Yes, sir. High-tech. 40 00:05:35,508 --> 00:05:37,339 I'll can the hat and keep looking. 41 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:41,744 And if you don't mind, Miss Banatoni, some of us are trying to work. 42 00:05:42,849 --> 00:05:44,111 That's better. 43 00:05:47,019 --> 00:05:49,317 Silence is better than Little Richard? 44 00:05:55,828 --> 00:05:58,991 I can let you have these rock-bottom wholesale. You'll clean up. 45 00:05:59,065 --> 00:06:01,124 That's nice, but I'm occupying myself-- 46 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,691 But the toy robot business, it's pathetic. 47 00:06:03,770 --> 00:06:06,261 They're not gonna move. Not in this town. 48 00:06:06,339 --> 00:06:07,897 Excuse me, is this yours? 49 00:06:08,941 --> 00:06:11,603 Yes. It is called Number Five. 50 00:06:11,811 --> 00:06:13,870 It rolled past my office. Listen-- 51 00:06:13,946 --> 00:06:16,710 Excuse me. My friend and I were taking a meeting here. 52 00:06:16,783 --> 00:06:18,114 Who are you? 53 00:06:18,184 --> 00:06:20,118 Sandy Banatoni, Assistant Buyer... 54 00:06:20,186 --> 00:06:22,677 ...Simpson's Toy Department. Okay? 55 00:06:22,889 --> 00:06:23,981 -Listen.... -Hello. 56 00:06:24,056 --> 00:06:25,717 -These are great toys. -Thank you. 57 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:28,317 My boss loves it. Where did you get them? 58 00:06:28,394 --> 00:06:30,259 Well, I am making them. 59 00:06:30,329 --> 00:06:34,129 I am Ben Jahrvi, Titanic Toy Corporation. 60 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:35,693 Like the ship. 61 00:06:35,768 --> 00:06:38,498 Sorry, I haven't heard of you. Where are you located? 62 00:06:38,571 --> 00:06:41,699 Actually, I am based in that vehicle right over yonder. 63 00:06:41,841 --> 00:06:45,038 Oh, no. I mean, where's your assembly plant? Your offices? 64 00:06:45,111 --> 00:06:48,103 Well, you are also there. That's also my home. 65 00:06:49,148 --> 00:06:52,549 You mean, you make these yourself? In there? 66 00:06:52,919 --> 00:06:56,320 Yes, you see robotics is the only livelihood I am knowing. 67 00:06:56,389 --> 00:06:58,084 Are you wanting to purchase one? 68 00:06:58,157 --> 00:07:00,148 You see the hands, they bend like that. 69 00:07:00,226 --> 00:07:02,888 We deal in volume. I couldn't possibly order... 70 00:07:02,962 --> 00:07:04,554 ...less than 1,000. 71 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:05,961 -1,000? -1,000. 72 00:07:06,032 --> 00:07:08,159 1,000? We could do 1,000. 73 00:07:08,234 --> 00:07:10,964 No perspiration, if the per unit price is attractive. 74 00:07:11,037 --> 00:07:13,005 What? Who are "we"? 75 00:07:13,072 --> 00:07:15,836 We could go maybe, $50 apiece? 76 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:18,035 Oh, no, I am only charging $19.95. 77 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:22,069 A day, to rent. If you want to buy them wholesale... 78 00:07:22,148 --> 00:07:23,809 ...we could live with $50 apiece. 79 00:07:23,883 --> 00:07:25,009 Okay, maybe. 80 00:07:25,084 --> 00:07:28,349 But seriously, I mean, how long before you could deliver that many? 81 00:07:28,421 --> 00:07:31,151 You just want a rough estimate of how long.... 82 00:07:31,257 --> 00:07:33,020 Yes. 1,000 robots, well-- 83 00:07:33,092 --> 00:07:36,220 This is a ballpark figure, you know. We'll round it off. 84 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:40,123 They could be ready for delivery in the middle of October. 85 00:07:40,199 --> 00:07:40,961 Really? 86 00:07:41,033 --> 00:07:42,125 1993. 87 00:07:42,535 --> 00:07:43,695 Rolex! 88 00:07:44,203 --> 00:07:45,602 Get a Rolex watch. 89 00:07:46,572 --> 00:07:49,439 Look, I'm sorry for wasting your time. 90 00:07:49,642 --> 00:07:51,906 We're in two different worlds here. 91 00:07:51,978 --> 00:07:54,947 I mean, I'd have to have them in, like, 30 days. 92 00:07:55,014 --> 00:07:56,242 30 days? 93 00:07:56,449 --> 00:07:57,609 I'm sorry. 94 00:07:57,683 --> 00:07:59,082 Well, wait a minute. 95 00:07:59,151 --> 00:08:02,712 You know, he meant with our current facilities, but we... 96 00:08:02,788 --> 00:08:04,619 ...could expand our operation. 97 00:08:04,690 --> 00:08:07,659 You know, we can get more personnel, a larger factory. 98 00:08:07,727 --> 00:08:10,161 Once we get a cash advance, we'd be in high gear. 99 00:08:10,229 --> 00:08:12,220 You are saying this "we" word, sir. 100 00:08:12,298 --> 00:08:14,232 My boss wouldn't give a cash advance. 101 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:17,064 All right, for Simpson's we'll forego the cash advance. 102 00:08:17,303 --> 00:08:18,634 How does this sound? 103 00:08:18,704 --> 00:08:21,400 We will show up at your door October 15 this year... 104 00:08:21,474 --> 00:08:24,102 ...with 1,000 of these. You guarantee to buy them? 105 00:08:24,176 --> 00:08:25,609 $50 apiece, COD? 106 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:28,711 Okay. 107 00:08:28,781 --> 00:08:30,510 Get your lawyers on the paperwork. 108 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:32,847 -We got a deal. -We got a deal. Thank you. 109 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:34,784 -Thanks. -We are making a deal. 110 00:08:34,854 --> 00:08:37,254 This is most pleasant deal. Pleasing. 111 00:08:37,523 --> 00:08:39,684 I'm studying with fever to become citizen... 112 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:42,353 ...of your country 'tis of thee. Yes, sir. 113 00:08:42,428 --> 00:08:44,760 You are appreciating my robots? 114 00:08:45,498 --> 00:08:48,626 -Did you ask me a question? -Benny, merchandise is running away. 115 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:51,169 -Get back here, you are grounded! -'Bye now. 116 00:08:51,237 --> 00:08:54,035 I'm going to take your batteries out. Bad boys. 117 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:55,734 First things first. 118 00:08:55,808 --> 00:08:57,503 Before the first thing is a question: 119 00:08:57,577 --> 00:08:59,442 Who are you and what is your name? 120 00:08:59,512 --> 00:09:01,742 Fred Ritter. I'm in the entrepreneur business. 121 00:09:01,814 --> 00:09:04,374 I ask financial questions like, "where's your capital?" 122 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:06,042 Washington, DC. 123 00:09:06,752 --> 00:09:08,447 Right. Simple words. 124 00:09:08,654 --> 00:09:11,646 How will you build all those robots by yourself with no money? 125 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:15,353 I am thinking I will contact my friends Newton and Stephanie in Montana. 126 00:09:15,428 --> 00:09:17,055 Perhaps they can help me financially. 127 00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:18,892 Montana? You got friends here. 128 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:21,365 I got you your big break. Tell me what you need. 129 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:34,837 Oscar, step aside. 130 00:09:51,163 --> 00:09:53,154 Mr. De Ruyter, may I have a word with you? 131 00:09:53,232 --> 00:09:56,963 Mr. De Ruyter, welcome to the US, and welcome to First Federal Trust. 132 00:09:57,036 --> 00:09:59,800 It's an honor for all of us at the bank, and I'd like-- 133 00:09:59,872 --> 00:10:01,863 Might we step inside, please? 134 00:10:01,941 --> 00:10:03,568 Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. 135 00:10:17,623 --> 00:10:19,181 Madson steel alloy. 136 00:10:19,358 --> 00:10:21,019 -A-450. -Well, of course. 137 00:10:21,127 --> 00:10:25,063 Built by Heimdall. Completely custom. I must say we're really... 138 00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:27,061 ...quite proud of it. 139 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:45,009 Gentlemen, the Vanderveer Collection. 140 00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:52,016 We'll keep them here until one day before the exhibition is to open... 141 00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:53,718 ...at the museum. 142 00:10:57,196 --> 00:11:01,690 Of course, during the day we'll have a special detail of six armed guards. 143 00:11:02,301 --> 00:11:06,032 At night, they'll be augmented by 12 strategically placed... 144 00:11:06,572 --> 00:11:08,096 ...security personnel. 145 00:11:08,174 --> 00:11:10,904 -Excellent. -I'm glad you approve. 146 00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:16,642 You already owe a substantial sum, Fred. 147 00:11:16,716 --> 00:11:19,276 -It's due in 30 days. -Mr. Arnold, I'm aware of that. 148 00:11:19,351 --> 00:11:21,444 But it takes money to make money. 149 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,785 And this is a sure thing. With this, I am guaranteed in the black. 150 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:27,724 And your money, your interest is in your pocket, in full. 151 00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:29,761 On time, no bullshit. 152 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:34,356 And this time, I have great collateral: 55 Rolex watches. 153 00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:37,492 You know the name, now own the watch. 154 00:11:39,472 --> 00:11:43,704 I know the name, Fred. And your body is your collateral. 155 00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,175 Now... 156 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,407 ...this doesn't change our original contract. 157 00:11:50,483 --> 00:11:51,415 Absolutely not. 158 00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:53,679 -You still owe me everything. -Absolutely. 159 00:11:53,986 --> 00:11:55,112 In 30 days. 160 00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:56,388 30 days. 161 00:11:58,824 --> 00:12:01,759 This is it. Your new factory, rented just for you. 162 00:12:01,861 --> 00:12:03,829 Oh, baprai! Right here? 163 00:12:04,563 --> 00:12:06,963 This is why I am studying to become citizen... 164 00:12:07,032 --> 00:12:08,465 ...of your great country. 165 00:12:08,534 --> 00:12:12,368 In one day's time only, a man can go from a mean street corner... 166 00:12:12,471 --> 00:12:15,372 ...like this one, to a skyscraping building like that one. 167 00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:17,636 What are you talking about? Not the bank. 168 00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:19,075 180, over here. 169 00:12:22,014 --> 00:12:26,348 Mid-town, centrally located. Been here since 1902. 170 00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:27,814 Beautiful, huh? 171 00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:30,185 An historic building. Come on. 172 00:12:35,561 --> 00:12:37,119 It's unbelievable, isn't it? 173 00:12:37,196 --> 00:12:40,996 They're tearing it down soon, so I sweet-talked them into a short lease. 174 00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:44,194 -Really? -Got it for a song. It'll work though, right? 175 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:47,171 I mean, it's got everything we need. It's got... 176 00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:49,466 ...walls and windows. 177 00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:53,411 Phone service. All the square footage you could ask for. 178 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:54,407 Arey. 179 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,948 Benny, I'd like you to meet your production staff. 180 00:12:57,016 --> 00:12:59,541 They're fast learners, they're hard workers. 181 00:12:59,618 --> 00:13:01,142 Minimum wage. 182 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,016 Here's your budget for tools and parts and all that. 183 00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:06,523 I promised our staff a three-course dinner. 184 00:13:06,592 --> 00:13:08,958 Got my favorite table reserved at McDonald's. 185 00:13:09,028 --> 00:13:10,359 Excuse me. 186 00:13:12,231 --> 00:13:14,597 How are you obtaining this financial funding? 187 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:17,067 A little muscle, a whole lot of hustle. 188 00:13:17,269 --> 00:13:18,668 Everybody get a watch? 189 00:13:18,737 --> 00:13:20,500 I got a watch. 190 00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:24,065 -You like McNuggets? -Who is he? 191 00:13:24,243 --> 00:13:25,505 Trust me. 192 00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:39,118 I don't believe it. 193 00:13:39,225 --> 00:13:39,692 Well, this is just great! 194 00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:42,786 Well, this is just great! 195 00:13:42,895 --> 00:13:45,420 Who the hell are they? Nobody's supposed to be here. 196 00:13:45,497 --> 00:13:46,691 Slow down, Saunders. 197 00:13:46,765 --> 00:13:48,858 I knew I should have stayed away from this. 198 00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:49,798 So leave! 199 00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:53,396 Go back to your two-bit computer scam you were doing so good. 200 00:13:53,472 --> 00:13:54,370 All right. 201 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,739 -How much time do we need? -You gotta be kidding. 202 00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:00,444 We're not past the utility lines yet. 203 00:14:00,512 --> 00:14:02,480 The soil density is lower than I thought. 204 00:14:02,548 --> 00:14:04,539 We'll have to shore every five feet. 205 00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:07,017 There's no way we'll get to the jewels before-- 206 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:08,417 How much time? 207 00:14:25,671 --> 00:14:28,265 If we have to stop digging for more than five days... 208 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,035 ...we'll never make it in time. 209 00:14:30,109 --> 00:14:34,239 We have to get them out of here, or we can kiss those diamonds good-bye. 210 00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:36,741 Benny, where did you get the idea for this? 211 00:14:36,815 --> 00:14:37,474 No. 212 00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:39,540 Split conductor cable, remember? 213 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:42,416 Before I arrived in this city, I was working in Oregon... 214 00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:43,750 ...for Nova Robotics. 215 00:14:43,822 --> 00:14:46,552 My friend Newton Crosby and I designed and built... 216 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,252 ...the real Number Five robot. 217 00:14:48,327 --> 00:14:51,660 Unfortunately, the military got hold of him and decided to use him... 218 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:53,823 ...as a weapon of death and destruction. 219 00:14:53,899 --> 00:14:55,890 You were making these things for real? 220 00:14:55,968 --> 00:14:58,402 And now you're making toys for a living? 221 00:14:59,038 --> 00:15:02,496 Well, the real Number Five, he malfunctioned and.... 222 00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:06,337 Well, let us just say that we were separated from our jobs. 223 00:15:06,912 --> 00:15:09,380 When you complete this robot, we will have 25. 224 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:10,938 Voila, my man. 225 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,581 Number 25. 226 00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:18,290 24. 227 00:15:20,526 --> 00:15:25,361 Excuse me, sir, but we are not open to the public. Hello. Can l-- 228 00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:29,397 Hey, come on now, guys! 229 00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:32,800 You're jumping the gun here. Arnold said I got 29 more days. 230 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,634 Hey, watch the silk! 231 00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:37,638 Come on, let's do it! 232 00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:42,141 No, sir, please don't touch that! 233 00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:47,211 No, please don't leave! 234 00:15:48,854 --> 00:15:52,153 Don't forget the circuit tester. 235 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:54,191 Not the circuit tester! 236 00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:56,818 Oh, now, Fred, get up! You're chicken? 237 00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:08,500 You must learn to defend yourself. 238 00:16:08,574 --> 00:16:11,236 But who would do this to struggling business persons... 239 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:12,174 ...like us? 240 00:16:12,244 --> 00:16:15,441 -I thought it was somebody I knew. -No, wait, sir! 241 00:16:16,048 --> 00:16:18,209 Now we are un-employers. 242 00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:21,514 We still have the robot parts and the van. 243 00:16:21,587 --> 00:16:22,986 I'll get a new staff together. 244 00:16:23,055 --> 00:16:26,218 But we have no more money. And now we're having no equipment. 245 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:29,783 To assemble robots with our naked hands would be slower than... 246 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,921 ...than moles' asses in January. 247 00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:36,834 Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here. 248 00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:38,665 We gotta come up with something! 249 00:16:38,737 --> 00:16:40,705 Not possible. We're the type of people... 250 00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:43,105 ...who have everything going against us. 251 00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:45,302 Look. How about this? How about we... 252 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:48,540 ...go to the lady at Simpson's and we beg for an advance? 253 00:16:48,614 --> 00:16:52,380 I mean, we go in there and we grovel. We look really pathetic. 254 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:56,152 Mountain Lion Air Freight. We got a delivery for you. 255 00:16:57,356 --> 00:16:58,618 Oh, yeah? 256 00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:02,122 We've had enough deliveries for one day, pal. 257 00:17:02,294 --> 00:17:04,285 Mr. Benjamin Jarvee, right? 258 00:17:04,396 --> 00:17:05,385 Jahrvi. 259 00:17:05,464 --> 00:17:07,625 We should leave it out here or what? 260 00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:09,530 Leave it out there. 261 00:17:23,615 --> 00:17:25,742 It's for you. Who even knows you're here? 262 00:17:25,818 --> 00:17:28,810 I have only told my friends in Montana. 263 00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:36,187 I've never seen that happen before. 264 00:17:36,695 --> 00:17:38,526 What the hell is this crap? 265 00:17:39,598 --> 00:17:42,123 Who is caring? This crap is moving! 266 00:17:57,749 --> 00:17:59,216 Hello, bozos! 267 00:17:59,885 --> 00:18:03,013 Benjamin! Come here. Give me a hug. 268 00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:05,090 It's so good to see you! 269 00:18:05,324 --> 00:18:06,256 Number Five! 270 00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:09,453 For you, from Stephanie. All-natural granola brownies. 271 00:18:09,795 --> 00:18:11,422 No preservatives or additives. 272 00:18:11,497 --> 00:18:13,556 That's the real one! The real Number Two! 273 00:18:13,632 --> 00:18:15,361 Number Five! 274 00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:17,425 Please, call me Johnny Five. 275 00:18:17,503 --> 00:18:19,869 Johnny? You have taken name for yourself? 276 00:18:19,938 --> 00:18:23,704 I choose many things for myself, but did not choose travelling in a box. 277 00:18:24,009 --> 00:18:27,103 I choose to fly tourist class, but they say I'm cargo. 278 00:18:27,246 --> 00:18:29,840 No movie, no magazine, no bag of peanuts. 279 00:18:29,915 --> 00:18:32,645 What are you doing here? I am not understanding. 280 00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:33,773 Listen. 281 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,818 " Dear Ben, we decided that the only way we could help... 282 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:39,482 " ...was to send Number Five. 283 00:18:39,558 --> 00:18:41,822 " He can build your robots, but you know how... 284 00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:45,057 " ...crazy he is for input, so keep an eye on him. Good luck. 285 00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:46,688 " Love, Stephanie and Newton." 286 00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:50,257 Benjamin, this is your home, domicile, flophouse? 287 00:18:50,702 --> 00:18:54,103 Fred, Lady Luck, she is sitting in our laps today. 288 00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:57,198 She is? I thought you said this thing misfunctioned on you. 289 00:18:57,276 --> 00:18:59,437 That's a falsity. What really happened was... 290 00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:02,639 ...we were working on him and suddenly he was struck by lightning. 291 00:19:02,714 --> 00:19:04,739 And from this moment on... 292 00:19:05,117 --> 00:19:08,450 ...he has a mind of his own. So the government tried to destroy him. 293 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,956 So he ran away. So now he is living with my friend in Montana... 294 00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:14,584 ...in a cabin, in the woods, incognito. 295 00:19:15,327 --> 00:19:16,351 Input! 296 00:19:16,595 --> 00:19:18,586 Hound of the Baskervilles. 297 00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:25,970 I think the chauffeur did it. 298 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,069 He did. 299 00:19:31,276 --> 00:19:34,541 Listen very carefully. I am thinking we should not tell him... 300 00:19:34,613 --> 00:19:36,547 ...he is in major metropolitan area. 301 00:19:36,615 --> 00:19:39,209 If he is discovering he is in a city full of input... 302 00:19:39,284 --> 00:19:41,013 ...he will go insanely crazy. 303 00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:42,986 You mean this thing runs by itself? 304 00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:47,082 Thing? An object without life, a personal possession? Incorrect. 305 00:19:47,259 --> 00:19:48,954 Johnny Five not a thing. 306 00:19:49,027 --> 00:19:52,656 Right. What I mean, is it remote-controlled, or what? 307 00:19:53,332 --> 00:19:56,665 Well, you would not believe me. 308 00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:58,396 Number Five? 309 00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:00,268 Johnny Five. 310 00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,497 Johnny is a very cute name. 311 00:20:02,574 --> 00:20:04,599 -I like it. -Come here. Come on. 312 00:20:04,676 --> 00:20:06,200 This is my friend, Fred. 313 00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:07,176 Hello, Fred. 314 00:20:07,246 --> 00:20:09,146 -No, over here. -Right. Sorry. 315 00:20:09,214 --> 00:20:12,047 Perhaps Fred would like a demonstration of just how... 316 00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:14,347 ...you'll help us out of this predicament... 317 00:20:14,419 --> 00:20:15,909 ...we are stuck inside of. 318 00:20:15,988 --> 00:20:18,183 -Here, please assemble. -Sure. 319 00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:20,054 Okay, check diagram, right. 320 00:20:20,492 --> 00:20:24,326 Okay, find tread assembly, right. 321 00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:27,656 Attach serve linkage to motor and solder there. 322 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:30,668 Insert tab A into slot B. Put that down there... 323 00:20:30,736 --> 00:20:33,637 ...and don't forget the nernies. Okay... 324 00:20:33,905 --> 00:20:37,432 ...and back to this, and that lower boom, and attach the screws here... 325 00:20:37,509 --> 00:20:41,172 ...and tighten A and B, and tighten C, D. Put the neck assembly down... 326 00:20:41,246 --> 00:20:45,012 ...to split wire connectors, and attach at points X and Y.... 327 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,244 It's me! Isn't that special? 328 00:20:47,352 --> 00:20:50,446 We're home free! It could build them all, right? 329 00:20:55,227 --> 00:20:56,626 What is it? 330 00:21:00,165 --> 00:21:03,066 And now, the next set of parts.... 331 00:21:12,744 --> 00:21:14,974 Completed Number 74, Benjamin. 332 00:21:15,881 --> 00:21:17,143 Benjamin? 333 00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:20,685 The government is divided into three trees. 334 00:21:21,787 --> 00:21:23,186 Branches. 335 00:21:24,089 --> 00:21:27,786 We'll return to Tarzan the Fearless after these messages. 336 00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:31,123 Like I said, it's the all-new Radio Shack stereo... 337 00:21:31,196 --> 00:21:35,189 ...and just look at these prices! I admit it... 338 00:21:35,267 --> 00:21:38,259 ...I need therapy. But till I'm cured, you can save big! 339 00:21:38,337 --> 00:21:41,829 So, come on, take advantage of Manic Mike's emotional problems. 340 00:21:41,907 --> 00:21:45,673 I just got to sell! I can't help it. Look at me. I'm in a panic. 341 00:21:45,744 --> 00:21:48,440 I'm frantic and I'm manic! 342 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:50,445 Wow, nutso. 343 00:21:50,882 --> 00:21:52,349 Interesting human. 344 00:21:58,123 --> 00:22:00,091 It's incredible! 345 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:03,886 They have got a robot doing all the work for them. 346 00:22:03,995 --> 00:22:06,156 Operating completely unsupervised. 347 00:22:06,231 --> 00:22:09,029 A totally mobile, independent robotics system! 348 00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:11,194 Saunders, are they moving out or not? 349 00:22:11,269 --> 00:22:12,463 Are you kidding? 350 00:22:12,537 --> 00:22:15,097 What we smashed is worth nothing compared to that. 351 00:22:15,173 --> 00:22:17,903 These guys must be loaded. Why are they in that building? 352 00:22:17,976 --> 00:22:19,500 They probably bought it. 353 00:22:19,578 --> 00:22:21,978 Okay, so we get rid of the robot. 354 00:22:27,652 --> 00:22:31,349 Benjamin? Wake up call. 355 00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:40,890 Up and at 'em, Benjamin. Time for recharging. 356 00:22:40,999 --> 00:22:42,432 Good morning. 357 00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:44,901 You have an alternative power supply? 358 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:47,530 Lithium-argon liquid battery. Good for 500 hours. 359 00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:49,870 Improvement on your design. Got the bugs out. 360 00:22:49,941 --> 00:22:52,842 Yes, and I'm proud of you. You removed your laser weapon. 361 00:22:52,911 --> 00:22:56,540 Weapon is to kill, disassemble, make dead. Unacceptable. 362 00:22:56,681 --> 00:22:59,616 You have made many modifications upon your person. 363 00:22:59,684 --> 00:23:02,653 You have come a long way from a Defense Department prototype. 364 00:23:02,721 --> 00:23:06,623 You betcha! It's the all-new Johnny Five. Just look at these items! 365 00:23:06,725 --> 00:23:08,989 Increased memory, 500 megabytes on-line. 366 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:11,927 I come with a utility pack and gadgets for outdoor living. 367 00:23:11,997 --> 00:23:14,363 Lots of Greenpeace stickers and even a Nike swoosh! 368 00:23:14,433 --> 00:23:16,526 If you act now, I'll throw in for free... 369 00:23:16,601 --> 00:23:19,434 ...my all-new multi-frequency remote control! 370 00:23:26,611 --> 00:23:28,306 You're a crazy man, huh? 371 00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,474 There's a guy trying to sleep up here. 372 00:23:32,551 --> 00:23:34,382 "I can't help it. I'm in a panic. 373 00:23:34,453 --> 00:23:38,321 "I'm frantic and I'm manic!" 374 00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:41,985 Fred, it is time to wake up. The early bird gets worms. 375 00:23:42,427 --> 00:23:44,258 What is the time being? 376 00:23:44,329 --> 00:23:46,695 -8:37 a.m. And 17 seconds. -Oh, my God. 377 00:23:47,299 --> 00:23:50,166 I'm supposed to go to Simpson's to sign the papers. 378 00:23:50,268 --> 00:23:53,203 Benjamin! I'll go with you. I'd love more input. 379 00:23:53,305 --> 00:23:55,034 Oh no, Johnny Five, you... 380 00:23:55,106 --> 00:23:57,939 ...must wait here. You stay here. 381 00:23:58,009 --> 00:24:00,603 There is nothing outside. It's very boring out there. 382 00:24:00,679 --> 00:24:02,340 Everything you need is here. 383 00:24:02,414 --> 00:24:03,676 I'll be back soon. 384 00:24:03,748 --> 00:24:06,376 It is very boring out there. No input. 385 00:24:06,451 --> 00:24:08,248 Boring. 386 00:24:08,487 --> 00:24:11,479 Dubious. Hard to believe. 387 00:24:11,556 --> 00:24:14,684 -Excuse me. -Hi. Mr. Jarvee, right? 388 00:24:14,759 --> 00:24:17,592 Jahrvi, but you can call me B-E-N. I spell it Ben. 389 00:24:17,662 --> 00:24:19,527 Ben, hi. So, how's it going? 390 00:24:19,598 --> 00:24:21,088 Great. 391 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,027 This is for you. 392 00:24:23,101 --> 00:24:24,693 -Ben, it looks great. -Thank you. 393 00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:27,067 This looks even better than your prototype. 394 00:24:27,138 --> 00:24:29,902 You can mass produce at this quality and still meet... 395 00:24:29,975 --> 00:24:31,237 ...our deadline? 396 00:24:31,309 --> 00:24:32,105 Yes. 397 00:24:32,177 --> 00:24:34,839 Great. Why don't you go down and see my secretary... 398 00:24:34,913 --> 00:24:36,540 ...about signing the papers? 399 00:24:36,615 --> 00:24:38,014 I don't know why. 400 00:24:38,517 --> 00:24:41,486 -No, I mean, you should go-- -I mean, yes. 401 00:24:41,553 --> 00:24:45,489 Okay. Good, well, so good luck with the rest of them and... 402 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:47,387 ...we'll be in touch. 403 00:24:51,796 --> 00:24:55,892 " Please won't you be my neighbor?" 404 00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,195 Hi, neighbor. 405 00:24:57,369 --> 00:25:00,395 I've been thinking about you, and I thought you... 406 00:25:00,505 --> 00:25:03,201 ...might like to see Hisher Boot-trunk. 407 00:25:04,209 --> 00:25:06,541 Hisher is a ventriloquist's dummy. 408 00:25:06,678 --> 00:25:09,306 He isn't alive. I'm alive. 409 00:25:09,414 --> 00:25:11,439 I'm a human being like you. 410 00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:15,347 Hisher is made of papier-mache and wood... 411 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,952 ...and except for pretend, Hisher doesn't have feelings. 412 00:25:20,725 --> 00:25:22,317 I have feelings. 413 00:25:23,862 --> 00:25:25,921 I have skin and bones.... 414 00:25:26,598 --> 00:25:29,726 Hey, gently with the shirt. That's my Bisana. 415 00:25:30,268 --> 00:25:34,466 It's a $190 shirt. I got it for $45.50 off the truck. 416 00:25:36,508 --> 00:25:38,533 You want to hand me the Labatts? 417 00:25:38,944 --> 00:25:40,002 Sure. 418 00:25:40,345 --> 00:25:42,779 I wouldn't want you to strain yourself. 419 00:25:42,914 --> 00:25:44,905 Can you say "thank you"? 420 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:48,845 Why don't you see if you can hunt up some more of those cashew nuts? 421 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,512 There's somebody at the door. 422 00:25:50,589 --> 00:25:53,387 Wash his socks, iron his shirts.... 423 00:25:54,192 --> 00:25:56,558 Just like animals in a jungle, I swear to God. 424 00:25:56,628 --> 00:26:00,120 The people in this city, it's like back-to-the-trees time. 425 00:26:00,432 --> 00:26:01,421 City? 426 00:26:02,267 --> 00:26:03,894 I am in a city? 427 00:26:04,102 --> 00:26:05,501 I didn't say that. 428 00:26:05,837 --> 00:26:08,067 This is actually no place at all. 429 00:26:09,374 --> 00:26:11,001 You shouldn't waste your time. 430 00:26:11,076 --> 00:26:13,271 There's really nothing to see out there. 431 00:26:13,345 --> 00:26:16,906 I mean, well, you can see for yourself. It's pretty dull, actually. 432 00:26:20,118 --> 00:26:22,712 It's not much of a place to see, really, is it? 433 00:26:22,787 --> 00:26:24,414 Major metropolis! 434 00:26:24,956 --> 00:26:26,947 Come on, now. We got toys to make. 435 00:26:27,025 --> 00:26:29,118 Was not told I was in a city. Why? 436 00:26:29,194 --> 00:26:30,752 Look, just get back to work! 437 00:26:30,829 --> 00:26:32,228 You're ordering me? 438 00:26:32,297 --> 00:26:35,266 I'm not Slave-O-Matic. I'm Johnny Five. I'm alive. 439 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:38,461 And my Aunt Bertha is a toaster oven. Come on, get to work! 440 00:26:38,536 --> 00:26:40,663 I've never seen a city. Time for sightseeing. 441 00:26:40,739 --> 00:26:42,866 Sightseeing? You don't need to sightsee. 442 00:26:42,941 --> 00:26:43,999 Excuse me. 443 00:26:55,787 --> 00:26:59,723 Input. Megabytes of input. 444 00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:02,158 Watch your toes. 445 00:27:02,293 --> 00:27:05,353 Look at this place. It's amazing! 446 00:27:07,165 --> 00:27:10,100 It's like Montana, only vertical. 447 00:27:12,537 --> 00:27:17,770 Buildings, skyscrapers, urban habitats. I am impressed. 448 00:27:21,846 --> 00:27:23,313 Mobile human. 449 00:27:26,551 --> 00:27:28,576 Woman carrying a dead animal. 450 00:27:29,954 --> 00:27:31,387 Outdoor plumbing. 451 00:27:33,525 --> 00:27:34,719 Oh, my. 452 00:27:36,728 --> 00:27:38,127 Must be Candid Camera! 453 00:27:38,196 --> 00:27:40,460 It must take batteries or something, you know? 454 00:27:40,532 --> 00:27:41,328 Hot dogs! 455 00:27:41,399 --> 00:27:44,232 Pork snouts, nitrates, red dye number five. 456 00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:50,507 Hello, there, pedestrians, city dwellers, young urban professionals. 457 00:27:50,742 --> 00:27:52,710 Nice place you got here. 458 00:27:54,946 --> 00:27:56,573 Human porcupines. 459 00:27:58,717 --> 00:27:59,706 Smile! 460 00:28:01,653 --> 00:28:03,518 What's going on? 461 00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:08,392 Keep your eye on it. 462 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:11,520 Okay, red to black, red to black. Red card. 463 00:28:11,596 --> 00:28:13,928 Everybody can play, okay? Winners all the time. 464 00:28:13,998 --> 00:28:17,092 Here we go. Red to black, red to black. Red card. 465 00:28:17,168 --> 00:28:20,160 -Okay, pick that card up. -That one. I win. 466 00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:24,638 What the hell am I looking at here? 467 00:28:24,709 --> 00:28:25,937 Look, it's a droid. 468 00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:27,978 Kiss off, you bug-eyed geek. Come on! 469 00:28:28,046 --> 00:28:30,480 -I did not win? -Who's running this thing? 470 00:28:30,548 --> 00:28:33,711 Get this ugly mother out of my face! 471 00:28:34,719 --> 00:28:37,153 Well, excuse me for living. 472 00:28:37,822 --> 00:28:41,622 Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face! 473 00:28:41,893 --> 00:28:45,659 Los Locos kick your balls into outer space! 474 00:28:46,097 --> 00:28:48,622 That thing ain't gonna work on this lock, sucker. 475 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:52,033 Push on the window. Push, man! 476 00:28:53,104 --> 00:28:54,628 I'll unlock it. 477 00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:56,707 It's a droid! 478 00:28:56,775 --> 00:28:59,608 -Is he a cop, man? -No, man, I seen that shit before. 479 00:28:59,677 --> 00:29:04,410 I seen it too. It's a Mitsubishi! 480 00:29:04,616 --> 00:29:07,278 Not Mitsubishi. I'm Johnny Five. 481 00:29:07,585 --> 00:29:09,018 He's talking, man. 482 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:14,221 Sure, they all do that, man. Hey, what are you doing here? 483 00:29:14,492 --> 00:29:17,325 I'm sightseeing, but many people are angry. 484 00:29:17,462 --> 00:29:18,258 Why? 485 00:29:18,329 --> 00:29:20,854 Is that your car, man? You're looking out for it? 486 00:29:20,932 --> 00:29:21,796 No. 487 00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:22,695 Come on. 488 00:29:22,767 --> 00:29:25,292 -Are you angry, too? -No, man. 489 00:29:25,370 --> 00:29:29,067 I want to be your friend. Listen, you can open any car you want? 490 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,264 Sure. 491 00:29:30,408 --> 00:29:32,706 You want to help us out? 492 00:29:33,411 --> 00:29:36,380 We got this big job, you know, where we go around looking... 493 00:29:36,447 --> 00:29:39,507 ...for old car stereos that need to be, like, polished up... 494 00:29:39,584 --> 00:29:42,382 ...and repaired and stuff, and that's what we do. 495 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,819 And then we put them back in the cars and everybody is happy. 496 00:29:45,957 --> 00:29:50,587 We work for the Department of Car Stereo Repair, right? 497 00:29:51,029 --> 00:29:53,327 And we're really overworked. 498 00:29:53,398 --> 00:29:56,629 We got too many cars to do today. See all those cars? 499 00:29:57,635 --> 00:30:01,366 We have to do all those cars or we don't even get to go home... 500 00:30:01,739 --> 00:30:05,004 ...to see our families and little babies and stuff. 501 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,508 -Is it doing it? -I don't see nothing. 502 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:13,448 I think it split, man. 503 00:30:16,855 --> 00:30:19,915 I got radios! I got stereos! I got tape decks and CDs! 504 00:30:19,991 --> 00:30:22,482 Everything you need for car systems at low prices! 505 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,858 "I can't help it. Look at me. I'm in a panic. 506 00:30:24,929 --> 00:30:26,829 "I'm frantic and I'm... 507 00:30:26,998 --> 00:30:28,829 "...manic!" 508 00:30:30,368 --> 00:30:32,199 Arriba! 509 00:30:47,118 --> 00:30:50,986 Arriba! Andale! Hola, dude. 510 00:30:51,222 --> 00:30:53,690 Check it out, man. Pretty nice, eh? 511 00:30:54,626 --> 00:30:57,527 Por favor, need assistance to find Benjamin and Frederick. 512 00:30:57,595 --> 00:31:00,962 135 West Lafayette Boulevard. Usted comprende amigo? 513 00:31:01,065 --> 00:31:04,432 That's right across the street. 514 00:31:04,936 --> 00:31:06,426 Muchas gracias. 515 00:31:06,671 --> 00:31:09,936 What is this, some type of stunt? A joke? 516 00:31:10,074 --> 00:31:11,666 No humor is involved. 517 00:31:11,843 --> 00:31:14,437 Collecting mucho input. Urban input. 518 00:31:14,512 --> 00:31:16,139 Be careful! 519 00:31:16,281 --> 00:31:19,682 Be careful. You really should cross at the crosswalk. 520 00:31:19,984 --> 00:31:22,009 -You lost Number Johnny Five? -Hold it. 521 00:31:22,086 --> 00:31:24,452 You stop backing up, you untrustworthy person. 522 00:31:24,522 --> 00:31:25,511 Now, get up! 523 00:31:25,590 --> 00:31:28,058 I did not lose him, first of all. He just ran out. 524 00:31:28,126 --> 00:31:28,956 He went ape. 525 00:31:29,027 --> 00:31:31,359 My friends trusted me and I lowered them down. 526 00:31:31,429 --> 00:31:33,192 -Your friends? -This is a major screw-up! 527 00:31:33,264 --> 00:31:36,700 Your friends? What about me? What about this business? 528 00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:38,028 Excuse me. I... 529 00:31:38,102 --> 00:31:41,037 ...I found this machine across the street. 530 00:31:41,506 --> 00:31:42,837 Number Johnny Five! 531 00:31:42,941 --> 00:31:45,569 Am I not telling you not to go outside of the doors? 532 00:31:45,643 --> 00:31:49,977 Outside of doors is city. Awesome input. You did not tell me. 533 00:31:50,181 --> 00:31:53,048 You have been vandalized all over yourself. 534 00:31:53,117 --> 00:31:56,177 No, decorations. Multicolored petroleum by-products. 535 00:31:56,321 --> 00:31:59,552 Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face! 536 00:31:59,724 --> 00:32:03,091 Los Locos kick your balls into outer space! 537 00:32:03,161 --> 00:32:04,628 Number Johnny Five! 538 00:32:04,829 --> 00:32:06,456 Come on. I will clean you up. 539 00:32:06,597 --> 00:32:08,963 If you had a mouth, I'd wash it out with soap. 540 00:32:09,033 --> 00:32:10,000 But, I.... 541 00:32:10,068 --> 00:32:12,502 You really saved our bacon there. Thanks a lot. 542 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:15,368 That thing is remarkable! Is it yours? 543 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,568 Yes, there's only one of them and we've got it. 544 00:32:18,643 --> 00:32:21,669 We're using it to build this fine line of quality toys. 545 00:32:21,879 --> 00:32:24,143 -Hey, that's very nice. -Isn't that cute? 546 00:32:24,215 --> 00:32:26,342 My name is Oscar Baldwin. 547 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:27,611 I work at the bank. 548 00:32:27,685 --> 00:32:30,245 I thought this building had been vacated. 549 00:32:30,922 --> 00:32:34,050 Maybe you'd like to join the Neighborhood Merchants Association. 550 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:34,750 Well-- 551 00:32:34,826 --> 00:32:37,090 I happen to be the Membership Committee chairman. 552 00:32:37,161 --> 00:32:39,823 We're on a short-term lease. We'll be gone in a month. 553 00:32:39,897 --> 00:32:42,422 You have removed 57 car stereos? 554 00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:44,229 From automobiles? 555 00:32:44,302 --> 00:32:45,030 What? 556 00:32:45,103 --> 00:32:46,764 You were out ripping stuff off? 557 00:32:46,838 --> 00:32:49,671 Not ripping, unscrewing. I helped my friends: 558 00:32:49,741 --> 00:32:52,107 The Department of Car Stereo Repair. 559 00:32:52,310 --> 00:32:54,608 Dummy, you were boosting car stereos! 560 00:32:54,679 --> 00:32:56,840 It was stealing, okay? You were stealing! 561 00:32:56,914 --> 00:32:58,848 -You got fingerprints? -No, he doesn't. 562 00:32:58,916 --> 00:33:01,976 Stealing? To take property without permission, unlawfully? 563 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,845 But they said it's their job. They'll put them back! 564 00:33:04,922 --> 00:33:07,720 No, they scammed you, see? They tricked your ass. 565 00:33:07,792 --> 00:33:10,283 I've got more brains in my nostril than he's got... 566 00:33:10,361 --> 00:33:11,988 ...in his whole erector set. 567 00:33:12,063 --> 00:33:15,521 I was tricked? Flimflammed? Hornswoggled? 568 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,661 You see, this is not the countryside. This is the city-side. 569 00:33:20,038 --> 00:33:23,269 There are many people here, and people, they are very complicated. 570 00:33:23,341 --> 00:33:25,707 I know. I've spent my entire lifetime as one... 571 00:33:25,777 --> 00:33:27,938 ...and still I do not understand them. 572 00:33:28,012 --> 00:33:30,446 Now, please, will you stay inside? 573 00:33:30,948 --> 00:33:31,880 Okay. 574 00:33:31,983 --> 00:33:33,109 Okay, thank you. 575 00:33:40,158 --> 00:33:43,355 -Let's go, Saunders. -God, I think I'm allergic to this stuff. 576 00:33:43,428 --> 00:33:44,656 Come on. 577 00:33:44,829 --> 00:33:46,660 The key is in the ignition. 578 00:33:47,198 --> 00:33:49,166 -Get it! The key! -I got it! 579 00:33:50,968 --> 00:33:54,768 "Dear Stephanie, the toys are almost done. The city is nice... 580 00:33:54,872 --> 00:33:57,306 "...but people here get angry easily. 581 00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:01,368 "Maybe they need more fiber in their diet. Or maybe it's just me. 582 00:34:02,246 --> 00:34:03,372 "Love, Johnny. 583 00:34:03,448 --> 00:34:06,542 "P.S. Enclosed is something called a chilidog." 584 00:34:10,121 --> 00:34:11,213 Masks? 585 00:34:11,422 --> 00:34:15,756 Disguises? Excuse me, gentlemen. Our showroom closes at 6:00. 586 00:34:16,961 --> 00:34:18,929 Let's get that craphead. 587 00:34:22,266 --> 00:34:24,166 Have a seat, gentlemen. 588 00:34:24,836 --> 00:34:28,272 Why are you angry? Why try to disassemble Johnny Five? 589 00:34:29,774 --> 00:34:31,139 Bad humans! 590 00:34:34,145 --> 00:34:38,138 Please allow me to demonstrate the law of centrifugal force. 591 00:34:38,749 --> 00:34:41,081 Please return your seatbacks and tray tables... 592 00:34:41,152 --> 00:34:44,986 ...to their full, upright positions in preparation for landing. 593 00:34:45,256 --> 00:34:47,952 "Robot ejects prowlers. Film at 11 p.m." 594 00:34:57,835 --> 00:34:59,564 To the moon, Alice. 595 00:35:00,671 --> 00:35:03,037 Who are these masked men and what do they want? 596 00:35:03,107 --> 00:35:05,632 Does everybody get treated this way? 597 00:35:06,043 --> 00:35:07,908 Now we have to get a security system. 598 00:35:07,979 --> 00:35:09,970 Security system? Sure. 599 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,717 " R-E-S-P-E-C-T 600 00:35:14,085 --> 00:35:15,643 "That is what I'd like for me 601 00:35:15,987 --> 00:35:18,319 -"R-E-S-P-E-C-T" -Lower your volume. 602 00:35:18,389 --> 00:35:20,914 I cannot hear myself forgetting what I am studying. 603 00:35:20,992 --> 00:35:25,053 It makes me unable even to remember the name of Warren G. Harding. 604 00:35:25,696 --> 00:35:26,924 Harding? 605 00:35:28,299 --> 00:35:29,493 Johnny. 606 00:35:29,934 --> 00:35:31,162 Hi, Oscar. 607 00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:34,665 I thought this would interest you. 608 00:35:34,739 --> 00:35:37,207 -Sightseeing tips! -Lots of input. 609 00:35:37,275 --> 00:35:38,902 Oscar, thank you. 610 00:35:41,913 --> 00:35:43,813 And I'll read it again later. 611 00:35:43,981 --> 00:35:45,881 -I found one for you. -Great. 612 00:35:46,784 --> 00:35:48,046 -Got it? -Yep. 613 00:35:50,855 --> 00:35:51,844 Hello, there. 614 00:35:52,256 --> 00:35:54,884 I just thought I'd drop off that application for you. 615 00:35:54,959 --> 00:35:56,950 Thanks. I'll get to it right away. 616 00:35:57,028 --> 00:35:58,461 What's he doing, anyway? 617 00:35:58,529 --> 00:36:00,759 Making homemade contraption to protect my friends. 618 00:36:00,831 --> 00:36:03,129 Let me ask you something. How does that thing work? 619 00:36:03,201 --> 00:36:04,964 Do you run it by remote control? 620 00:36:05,036 --> 00:36:06,560 No, you just talk to it. 621 00:36:06,637 --> 00:36:08,161 Absolutely amazing. 622 00:36:08,272 --> 00:36:11,435 I know about computers and we'd expect to pay no less than... 623 00:36:11,509 --> 00:36:13,636 ...$500,000 for something like him. 624 00:36:13,711 --> 00:36:15,201 Johnny Five total value: 625 00:36:15,279 --> 00:36:19,181 $11,002,076.17. 626 00:36:19,884 --> 00:36:23,786 $11,000,000, you see? And well worth it! 627 00:36:24,155 --> 00:36:28,615 Capable of doing anything, and a marvellous personality to boot. 628 00:36:28,893 --> 00:36:30,884 Thank you, Oscar. Adios. 629 00:36:31,963 --> 00:36:36,923 I like Oscar. He's friendly. And he treats me with "R-E-S-P-E-C-T." 630 00:36:37,068 --> 00:36:38,968 "Sock it to me, sock it to me" 631 00:36:39,036 --> 00:36:41,129 Amendment 2, right to have bare arms-- 632 00:36:41,205 --> 00:36:43,298 -All right, what's the deal here? -What? 633 00:36:43,374 --> 00:36:46,400 I'm talking about a robot worth $11,000,000 bucks? 634 00:36:46,644 --> 00:36:47,338 So? 635 00:36:47,411 --> 00:36:48,708 So, Benny: 636 00:36:48,813 --> 00:36:52,044 Why are we killing ourselves making toys for a lousy $50,000? 637 00:36:52,116 --> 00:36:55,552 -Why don't we sell the big one? -What? This is not possible. 638 00:36:55,653 --> 00:36:57,678 For very personal reasons. 639 00:36:57,955 --> 00:37:00,924 Number Johnny Five cannot be sold in any way howsoever. 640 00:37:00,992 --> 00:37:03,688 Am I making myself completely transparent to you? 641 00:37:03,761 --> 00:37:05,820 Transparent as hell. 642 00:37:05,896 --> 00:37:10,663 Out of all the partners I could have picked, I get the one that doesn't wanna be rich. 643 00:37:12,803 --> 00:37:17,069 Of course, if everybody was rich, then everybody would have a Bisana. 644 00:37:17,908 --> 00:37:20,877 Benny, grab your jacket. I'm taking you to lunch. 645 00:37:21,012 --> 00:37:23,480 -I've been thinking about Sandy. -You have? 646 00:37:23,547 --> 00:37:25,640 And how she's got your jeans steaming. 647 00:37:25,716 --> 00:37:27,149 -That's not true. -Listen. 648 00:37:27,218 --> 00:37:29,550 It's a surprise, the kind of guys they go for. 649 00:37:29,787 --> 00:37:32,381 You'd think it'd be someone like me, right? No hope. 650 00:37:32,456 --> 00:37:34,651 It always some guy just like you. I swear. 651 00:37:34,725 --> 00:37:37,193 But she isn't recognizing me when she is seeing me. 652 00:37:37,261 --> 00:37:38,728 Hey, I'm telling you. 653 00:37:38,796 --> 00:37:41,424 You know what you gotta do? You gotta break it up... 654 00:37:41,499 --> 00:37:44,059 ...with a little small talk, you know? Small talk? 655 00:37:44,135 --> 00:37:46,365 You start out by talking about the weather. 656 00:37:46,437 --> 00:37:49,736 Then you move on to complimenting her shoes or her earrings. 657 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,707 Then you move onto something more personal, you know? 658 00:37:52,777 --> 00:37:56,508 Tell her you find yourself fascinated by her hypnotic blue eyes. 659 00:37:56,714 --> 00:37:58,944 I paid yesterday. Bill is picking it up today. 660 00:37:59,016 --> 00:38:00,984 -Who? -Hey, Bill. How you doing? 661 00:38:01,052 --> 00:38:03,043 Good game. Great game. 662 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,145 -Hi, Bill. -Fine young athlete. 663 00:38:05,222 --> 00:38:06,211 I'm with him. 664 00:38:06,290 --> 00:38:08,383 Hypnotic blue eyes. 665 00:38:08,459 --> 00:38:09,756 That sounds good. 666 00:38:09,827 --> 00:38:11,692 That sounds good. You're on a roll. 667 00:38:11,762 --> 00:38:13,195 -Yes. -You know what I'd do? 668 00:38:13,264 --> 00:38:14,856 -What? -I'd go see Sandy today. 669 00:38:14,932 --> 00:38:16,126 -Today? -Absolutely. 670 00:38:16,334 --> 00:38:19,394 Right after lunch. I'm not that hungry myself. 671 00:38:19,503 --> 00:38:22,666 I can go take care of the store. You go for the groceries. 672 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:25,174 -I'll cover for you. Go for it. -You think so? 673 00:38:25,242 --> 00:38:26,334 Absolutely. 674 00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:29,140 Thank you, Fred. Sandy Banatoni. 675 00:38:29,947 --> 00:38:33,075 Come on, J. Five. I got some people that are dying to meet you. 676 00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:36,586 Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me? 677 00:38:36,654 --> 00:38:37,780 Call me "craphead"? 678 00:38:37,855 --> 00:38:41,154 They like you. Craphead is a compliment. 679 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:46,692 Check it out! Major input! 680 00:38:46,797 --> 00:38:49,664 Frederick, wait here. I'll be right back after these words. 681 00:38:49,734 --> 00:38:51,793 Input, input! 682 00:38:51,969 --> 00:38:52,993 No! 683 00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:57,664 Input! 684 00:38:57,775 --> 00:38:58,867 Watch out! 685 00:38:59,744 --> 00:39:03,111 Input! Treasure Island, Origin of the Species. 686 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:06,343 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex. 687 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,909 Five? 688 00:39:15,092 --> 00:39:15,956 More! 689 00:39:18,896 --> 00:39:20,124 Fabulous! 690 00:39:20,197 --> 00:39:23,530 That was good. I like that one. That one, too. 691 00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:26,593 Boring. The movie was better. 692 00:39:27,171 --> 00:39:28,866 These two are wonderful. 693 00:39:30,241 --> 00:39:33,108 Five, what are you doing? You're gonna get us busted here! 694 00:39:33,177 --> 00:39:36,613 Frederick, I must read these two books very carefully. 695 00:39:39,850 --> 00:39:43,513 Two excellent books. May I have these, craphead? 696 00:39:44,922 --> 00:39:46,514 Five! Come on, we gotta go. 697 00:39:46,590 --> 00:39:49,525 -But, Fred, l-- -Do you see those two guys down there? 698 00:39:49,593 --> 00:39:51,925 They wanna take your books away. 699 00:39:54,765 --> 00:39:56,096 Nice going, ace. 700 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,791 -Read any good books lately? -Yes. I covered many great subjects. 701 00:39:59,870 --> 00:40:02,395 Philosophy, art, religion, aerobics. 702 00:40:02,506 --> 00:40:04,497 But, Frederick, there are so many more. 703 00:40:04,575 --> 00:40:06,202 I could be done in 35 minutes. 704 00:40:06,277 --> 00:40:07,744 -Can't we just-- -Give me a break. 705 00:40:07,812 --> 00:40:10,076 -I got you some input, didn't I? -But, l-- 706 00:40:10,147 --> 00:40:11,739 Now you do something for me! 707 00:40:11,816 --> 00:40:13,909 -Okay. -And watch the shirt. 708 00:40:13,984 --> 00:40:15,474 -Silk. -Damn right. 709 00:40:15,553 --> 00:40:18,716 From the Bombyx mori moth caterpillar, or silkworm. 710 00:40:18,789 --> 00:40:21,622 I don't care! Come on, we're gonna be late. 711 00:40:30,868 --> 00:40:33,428 This is far too risky. I mean, broad daylight. 712 00:40:33,504 --> 00:40:36,166 All of them are gone. It's the only chance we'll get. 713 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:39,038 We'll be out of here in under two minutes. 714 00:40:44,949 --> 00:40:48,646 I used to do this for a living. It'll be a controlled fire. 715 00:41:01,732 --> 00:41:03,859 Ladies and gentlemen, please... 716 00:41:03,934 --> 00:41:06,061 ...direct your attention to the persons... 717 00:41:06,136 --> 00:41:08,570 ...attempting illegal entry here at 135... 718 00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:11,130 ...West Lafayette Boulevard. They are criminals... 719 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:13,108 ...thugs, bad dudes, desperados. 720 00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:16,475 So get the police, the Lone Ranger, Dirty Harry, Mean Joe Green... 721 00:41:16,547 --> 00:41:18,947 ...the Green Berets, the Green Hornet. 722 00:41:21,418 --> 00:41:22,680 No, it can't be. 723 00:41:22,753 --> 00:41:26,154 The Nova project was scrapped and the robots were destroyed. 724 00:41:26,223 --> 00:41:28,316 I'm telling you, it's a Nova robot. 725 00:41:29,093 --> 00:41:31,027 Follow the red card. Winners all the time. 726 00:41:31,095 --> 00:41:33,256 Everybody is a winner. Follow the red card. 727 00:41:33,330 --> 00:41:34,228 Red to black. 728 00:41:34,298 --> 00:41:36,493 Follow the red card, not the black card. 729 00:41:36,567 --> 00:41:39,161 Here it is. Step right up. Take a chance. Place a bet. 730 00:41:39,236 --> 00:41:41,796 It's just that me and Ben Jahrvi, we've got-- 731 00:41:41,872 --> 00:41:42,998 Ben Jahrvi? 732 00:41:43,774 --> 00:41:46,834 Ben Jahrvi, wasn't he with Nova Robotics? 733 00:41:46,911 --> 00:41:48,708 He was Newton Crosby's partner. 734 00:41:48,846 --> 00:41:50,643 Whatever happened to those guys? 735 00:41:50,714 --> 00:41:53,444 They were supposed to be such hotshot engineers. 736 00:41:54,118 --> 00:41:55,779 Incredible adaptability. 737 00:41:55,853 --> 00:41:58,219 It's a breakthrough in artificial intelligence. 738 00:41:58,289 --> 00:42:00,484 -Hi. -Very impressive, Mr.-- 739 00:42:00,558 --> 00:42:02,617 Ritter, Fred Ritter. Nice to meet you. 740 00:42:02,693 --> 00:42:05,218 Ritter, huh? You say it's not remote controlled... 741 00:42:05,296 --> 00:42:06,786 ...but how can you get... 742 00:42:06,864 --> 00:42:08,991 ...such a range of abilities? 743 00:42:09,567 --> 00:42:12,127 Corporate secrets which I will explain in detail... 744 00:42:12,202 --> 00:42:15,638 ...once we have a sale. That is, if you're interested. 745 00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:18,408 Well, yes, of course, we are interested. 746 00:42:18,509 --> 00:42:21,740 Sale. Contract by which ownership of property is transferred. 747 00:42:21,812 --> 00:42:23,837 What property is for sale? 748 00:42:24,214 --> 00:42:25,875 Well, you, I hope. 749 00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:28,350 Fred wants to sell me? 750 00:42:28,786 --> 00:42:32,153 -Come on, it's just a figure of speech. -Am not property, Frederick. 751 00:42:32,222 --> 00:42:35,919 One whose person is under control of another as master, is a slave. 752 00:42:35,993 --> 00:42:38,484 That's all we need, a robot who's into equal rights. 753 00:42:38,562 --> 00:42:42,123 Five, if you blow this, I'll pull your head off. I swear to God I will. 754 00:42:42,199 --> 00:42:45,259 But they cannot purchase me. Cannot. I am alive! 755 00:42:45,402 --> 00:42:49,099 I am endowed by my creator with certain inalienable rights! 756 00:42:55,145 --> 00:42:58,512 Falling 32 feet per second. Unacceptable. 757 00:42:59,984 --> 00:43:03,147 Better hurry before I make a big hit on Broadway. 758 00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:15,360 Steady, watch the trim. 759 00:43:19,470 --> 00:43:21,199 It's great up here. 760 00:43:21,639 --> 00:43:23,664 No problems. 761 00:43:25,042 --> 00:43:26,839 Look up there. 762 00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:30,573 -What is that? Look at that thing! -Some kind of a bird! 763 00:43:30,648 --> 00:43:32,548 No, it's a hang glider! 764 00:43:32,616 --> 00:43:34,413 I wish I were a bird. 765 00:43:34,718 --> 00:43:37,016 Me, Chrome-Breasted Input Eater. 766 00:43:38,555 --> 00:43:42,150 Dream on, Johnny. Landing area, 6:00. 767 00:43:42,926 --> 00:43:45,019 Beginning final approach. 768 00:43:54,471 --> 00:43:55,961 What's this? 769 00:43:58,142 --> 00:44:01,339 Aesthetic input. Sculpture. Modern art. 770 00:44:06,950 --> 00:44:08,611 An early Brancusi? 771 00:44:08,919 --> 00:44:13,151 Please, darling, it is a Hankoff. It's gaunt, angular... 772 00:44:13,857 --> 00:44:15,290 ...repulsive. 773 00:44:33,977 --> 00:44:37,276 What do you think, Mr. Slater? We can call it Funny Fingers. 774 00:44:37,715 --> 00:44:39,012 Sandy.... 775 00:44:39,116 --> 00:44:41,516 Now, you've been with us how long? Two months? 776 00:44:41,585 --> 00:44:44,486 You still haven't found one item I'd consider carrying. 777 00:44:44,555 --> 00:44:46,216 The robots, sir. I found those. 778 00:44:46,290 --> 00:44:48,952 Where are they? You're dealing with a street hustler. 779 00:44:49,026 --> 00:44:51,893 -Come on, Sandy. Get with it! -He's not street hustler. 780 00:44:51,962 --> 00:44:54,954 He's a robotics engineer. He worked for the government. 781 00:44:55,899 --> 00:44:58,766 He's very businesslike. A total professional. 782 00:45:00,904 --> 00:45:02,098 Pardon. 783 00:45:03,841 --> 00:45:05,308 Delivery boy. 784 00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:10,408 -That was my boss. -Sorry. 785 00:45:10,481 --> 00:45:13,109 Listen, Ben. What's going on with those robots? 786 00:45:13,183 --> 00:45:15,242 We're getting close to the deadline. 787 00:45:15,319 --> 00:45:17,787 Well, we are manufacturing them like gangbangers. 788 00:45:17,855 --> 00:45:19,447 Busters. Gangbusters. 789 00:45:19,623 --> 00:45:20,612 Busters. 790 00:45:21,158 --> 00:45:23,490 Okay, good. Totally professional. 791 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,221 I knew I could count on you. 792 00:45:25,362 --> 00:45:27,057 I can count on you, can't I? 793 00:45:27,131 --> 00:45:30,066 Sandy, that pogo stick guy is waiting for you upstairs. 794 00:45:31,902 --> 00:45:35,736 I gotta run. Contact me as soon as the complete shipment is ready. 795 00:45:35,806 --> 00:45:38,866 Hold this. Thank you. Sandy? 796 00:45:39,743 --> 00:45:41,005 Excuse me. 797 00:45:41,078 --> 00:45:43,945 It is time to tell you something which is very important. 798 00:45:44,014 --> 00:45:45,777 I have a need to explain. 799 00:45:47,084 --> 00:45:49,882 Oh, God. There's a problem, isn't there? 800 00:45:50,154 --> 00:45:53,055 You won't be able to make the robots on time? 801 00:45:53,190 --> 00:45:54,782 I knew it. 802 00:45:55,559 --> 00:45:57,618 Slater tells us, "Don't take chances." 803 00:45:57,694 --> 00:46:00,094 So I don't. Then I take a chance and then.... 804 00:46:00,164 --> 00:46:02,132 -He'll fire me. -No, everything is okay. 805 00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:04,667 This is not my current discussion of topic. 806 00:46:06,236 --> 00:46:07,635 Ben, then, what is? 807 00:46:09,540 --> 00:46:10,734 Well.... 808 00:46:11,441 --> 00:46:14,274 I am wishing to say there is a... 809 00:46:14,511 --> 00:46:17,071 ...great deal of weather today. 810 00:46:19,850 --> 00:46:23,377 I say, you know, you have attractive shoes and earrings. 811 00:46:24,221 --> 00:46:25,313 Thank you. 812 00:46:25,622 --> 00:46:28,853 I am fascinated by your hypnotic blue eyes. 813 00:46:29,793 --> 00:46:31,226 I mean, brown. 814 00:46:31,295 --> 00:46:32,592 They're brown. 815 00:46:32,896 --> 00:46:35,956 -Ben-- -It is a small talk, chat-chit to... 816 00:46:36,033 --> 00:46:38,092 ...to increase the relationship with-- 817 00:46:38,168 --> 00:46:41,626 Ben, you don't have to make small talk. 818 00:46:41,705 --> 00:46:44,299 We're already in business. What you have to make... 819 00:46:44,374 --> 00:46:46,604 ...are those damn little robots, you know? 820 00:46:46,677 --> 00:46:50,204 And I really got to run, so why don't you go back to work, okay? 821 00:46:50,747 --> 00:46:53,477 I shall be damn sure telling you when the robots are... 822 00:46:53,550 --> 00:46:56,075 ...to be completed. To damn to be sure. 823 00:46:56,153 --> 00:46:58,314 Gaya yaar, sub kharaab, hogaya. 824 00:47:07,130 --> 00:47:09,428 Maybe a new wardrobe would help. 825 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,390 60 regular. 826 00:47:14,304 --> 00:47:17,137 Great fit! Fashion statement. 827 00:47:19,409 --> 00:47:22,435 Mixing in with all the other living bipeds. 828 00:47:22,913 --> 00:47:25,711 I'm just like you except I'm from out of town. 829 00:47:28,852 --> 00:47:30,319 They're buying it. 830 00:47:36,927 --> 00:47:40,454 Beautiful architecture. Edifice, Romanesque. 831 00:48:05,422 --> 00:48:08,186 Can someone direct me to the answers, please? 832 00:48:15,299 --> 00:48:17,790 Maybe that's where the answers are. 833 00:48:21,939 --> 00:48:23,201 Hello? 834 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,073 Yes, my child? 835 00:48:25,242 --> 00:48:27,176 Hello. Need input. 836 00:48:27,277 --> 00:48:29,837 Input? Well, that's what I'm here for, son. 837 00:48:29,947 --> 00:48:33,041 People dislike me. Call me droid, ugly mother. 838 00:48:33,116 --> 00:48:36,017 My goodness. Well, I've been called a few names myself. 839 00:48:36,086 --> 00:48:39,317 I understand it. It always hurt. We all want to be liked. 840 00:48:39,389 --> 00:48:42,324 The truth is, it doesn't matter what people think of you. 841 00:48:42,392 --> 00:48:43,222 It doesn't? 842 00:48:43,293 --> 00:48:46,194 No. What matters is what you do, how you live... 843 00:48:46,363 --> 00:48:50,424 ...what the Lord thinks about you. We're all equal before Him. 844 00:48:50,801 --> 00:48:53,964 All equal? Oh, but I'm different. I'm a-- 845 00:48:54,471 --> 00:48:56,905 No, you're not. No matter what you've done... 846 00:48:56,974 --> 00:49:01,468 ...you are as deserving as anyone else. You possess the immortal soul. 847 00:49:01,745 --> 00:49:03,474 That makes you equal. 848 00:49:03,814 --> 00:49:08,547 Soul? Yes, input from Bible, Koran, Upanishads. 849 00:49:08,785 --> 00:49:11,913 Well, I lean towards the Bible myself. 850 00:49:12,089 --> 00:49:14,057 I possess immortal soul? 851 00:49:14,257 --> 00:49:17,249 Of course you do, my son. You're human, right? 852 00:49:17,461 --> 00:49:20,555 No, I'm a machine, but I am alive. 853 00:49:22,799 --> 00:49:26,098 Now, this is confession! You don't play games in the house of God! 854 00:49:26,169 --> 00:49:28,501 Not games. Have questions. Need answers. 855 00:49:28,572 --> 00:49:31,302 Then come to confession yourself. Don't send a machine! 856 00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:33,468 You can't confess by remote control. 857 00:49:33,543 --> 00:49:35,534 Now, out! Get out! 858 00:49:43,687 --> 00:49:45,848 Look at that thing over there. 859 00:49:46,223 --> 00:49:49,090 You think that's the who's-it that trashed the bookstore? 860 00:49:49,159 --> 00:49:51,559 How many of these could there be? 861 00:49:55,866 --> 00:49:57,766 All right. Fun's over. 862 00:49:57,834 --> 00:50:00,769 Police officer, can you answer questions for me? 863 00:50:00,837 --> 00:50:01,997 Just the facts. 864 00:50:02,072 --> 00:50:04,233 Whoever's running this, this is the police. 865 00:50:04,307 --> 00:50:06,002 -Come on out now. -But I am out. 866 00:50:06,076 --> 00:50:07,100 Here I am. 867 00:50:07,177 --> 00:50:10,669 Listen up, now! We got complaints on this thing. 868 00:50:10,781 --> 00:50:12,749 Complaints? I did something wrong? 869 00:50:12,816 --> 00:50:14,147 All right. 870 00:50:15,886 --> 00:50:17,353 This is your last chance. 871 00:50:17,421 --> 00:50:20,754 Either you come out now or we're impounding this piece of equip-- 872 00:50:20,824 --> 00:50:23,258 But I am not equipment. 873 00:50:23,326 --> 00:50:26,489 Am passerby, man on street, average Joe. 874 00:50:26,696 --> 00:50:28,129 Is this thing for real? 875 00:50:28,198 --> 00:50:31,599 Sure. I'm just on my way to pick up the kids and my wife. 876 00:50:31,668 --> 00:50:34,068 My wife, Morgan Fairchild. 877 00:50:34,171 --> 00:50:36,298 That's the ticket. 878 00:50:37,307 --> 00:50:38,934 You will book me, Danno? 879 00:50:39,009 --> 00:50:43,571 I will make your day? Do not pass go? I'm underage, you know. 880 00:50:45,215 --> 00:50:46,978 Okay, hold it there. 881 00:50:49,453 --> 00:50:50,283 Mug shots? 882 00:50:50,353 --> 00:50:53,686 -The chief said to get a photo record. -What are we supposed to do? 883 00:50:53,757 --> 00:50:56,487 Jail is for human beings. They may be scum of the earth... 884 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,187 ...but they're human beings. 885 00:50:58,261 --> 00:51:01,822 But I am alive. Read my lip lights. "I think, therefore I am." 886 00:51:02,332 --> 00:51:03,993 Take it down to Stolen Goods. 887 00:51:04,067 --> 00:51:06,399 I am not stolen goods. 888 00:51:06,503 --> 00:51:07,265 Out! 889 00:51:07,337 --> 00:51:09,168 Oh, but hath not a robot eyes? 890 00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,265 Hath not a robot hands, organs, dimensions, senses... 891 00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:15,867 ...affections, passions? If you prick us, do we not bleed? 892 00:51:15,946 --> 00:51:17,971 Battery fluid, maybe. 893 00:51:18,281 --> 00:51:20,841 Let me get this straight. 894 00:51:21,051 --> 00:51:23,986 You tried to sell Number Johnny Five? 895 00:51:24,221 --> 00:51:27,952 Yes, but it fell through. 896 00:51:29,126 --> 00:51:31,959 So, where is he now? 897 00:51:33,530 --> 00:51:35,691 I lost him. 898 00:51:35,999 --> 00:51:36,966 I see. 899 00:51:37,033 --> 00:51:39,558 So, you lost him? Oh, well. 900 00:51:39,636 --> 00:51:41,729 Saala gandu! Lundia! 901 00:51:41,805 --> 00:51:43,568 Take it easy! I just misplaced him. 902 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,971 Like car keys, sunglasses-- 903 00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:47,305 How are you misplacing a 700-pound car key? 904 00:51:47,377 --> 00:51:49,777 -Don't come any closer. -You coward! 905 00:51:50,113 --> 00:51:52,240 You snake in the glass! 906 00:51:53,884 --> 00:51:54,976 Damn it! 907 00:51:55,152 --> 00:51:57,746 -Benjamin Jarvee? -Jahrvi! 908 00:51:58,989 --> 00:52:00,149 Hello. 909 00:52:21,378 --> 00:52:23,107 Stolen goods warehouse? 910 00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:25,978 He is looking to you like a household appliance? 911 00:52:26,316 --> 00:52:28,045 Number Johnny Five! 912 00:52:28,652 --> 00:52:31,382 Are you operational? Say something to me. 913 00:52:31,755 --> 00:52:35,088 Hubcaps, corn dog, soul. 914 00:52:36,159 --> 00:52:37,626 What is this? 915 00:52:38,161 --> 00:52:39,628 He is delicate equipment. 916 00:52:39,696 --> 00:52:43,097 A completely unique, self-mobile microcomputer robotics system. 917 00:52:43,166 --> 00:52:45,396 We thought it was that. 918 00:52:48,672 --> 00:52:51,505 -Okay, Johnny Five, you're free to go. -Okay. 919 00:52:54,010 --> 00:52:56,535 What are these foolish clothings you are wearing? 920 00:52:56,613 --> 00:52:59,741 Attempt to look human, fit in, belong. 921 00:53:00,383 --> 00:53:01,850 Unsuccessful. 922 00:53:16,967 --> 00:53:19,458 When people look at you, they see a machine... 923 00:53:19,536 --> 00:53:21,834 ...so they are treating you like a machine. 924 00:53:21,905 --> 00:53:25,705 But this causes strange feeling, emotion. It's not good. 925 00:53:25,809 --> 00:53:27,538 What emotion is this? 926 00:53:27,611 --> 00:53:30,102 Feels like desert, wasteland. 927 00:53:30,313 --> 00:53:32,804 Can you explain a little more explicitly, please? 928 00:53:32,882 --> 00:53:35,976 Unpleasant, hollow, cold. 929 00:53:36,519 --> 00:53:37,884 Is it loneliness? 930 00:53:38,021 --> 00:53:43,425 Loneliness, solitude. Yes! I have read about this in many books. 931 00:53:43,827 --> 00:53:47,263 Francis Bacon said, "A crowd is not company... 932 00:53:47,397 --> 00:53:50,264 "...and faces are but a gallery of pictures." 933 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:53,393 Well, you are hitting the nail right between the eyes. 934 00:53:53,703 --> 00:53:55,864 Anyway, you should become accustomed... 935 00:53:55,939 --> 00:53:59,204 ...to this feeling because this is the way life is being usually. 936 00:53:59,276 --> 00:54:02,302 Since I am leaving India, I, too, am having much loneliness... 937 00:54:02,379 --> 00:54:03,607 ...in this lifetime. 938 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,843 You are having loneliness, too? But you're human. 939 00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:09,214 Yes. Humans are everywhere, this is true. 940 00:54:09,286 --> 00:54:11,720 But for two of these humans to get together... 941 00:54:11,788 --> 00:54:14,848 ...to not to be lonely, it is very well-- 942 00:54:15,225 --> 00:54:16,249 Complicated? 943 00:54:16,326 --> 00:54:19,625 Correct. Because out of all these humans, there is only one... 944 00:54:19,696 --> 00:54:21,960 ...that I'm wanting to be the yin for my yang. 945 00:54:22,032 --> 00:54:23,465 Which one human? 946 00:54:25,502 --> 00:54:27,902 Sandy Banatoni, the human. 947 00:54:29,572 --> 00:54:33,133 Every time I am being near her, the sweat in the palms... 948 00:54:33,910 --> 00:54:36,174 ...the duckbumps, I am so-- 949 00:54:36,613 --> 00:54:38,046 Like a sweaty duck. 950 00:54:38,114 --> 00:54:40,810 No. Afraid. 951 00:54:42,319 --> 00:54:45,914 -Afraid to be rejected. -Rejection makes you lonely? 952 00:54:45,989 --> 00:54:46,956 Yes. 953 00:54:47,957 --> 00:54:50,653 You see, we have much in common. 954 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:54,321 You are lonely because no one is believing you are alive and... 955 00:54:54,564 --> 00:54:59,331 ...I am lonely because Sandy Banatoni is not knowing I am alive. 956 00:55:00,103 --> 00:55:02,264 But, Benjamin, I can help you. 957 00:55:02,339 --> 00:55:05,706 No, I am completely un-helpable. I cannot be a... 958 00:55:05,775 --> 00:55:08,107 ...a fast-talking, socially-type person. 959 00:55:08,178 --> 00:55:10,703 But in the bookstore, I scanned many megabytes... 960 00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:14,238 ...on male-female relationships, courtship and dating rituals... 961 00:55:14,317 --> 00:55:16,877 ...romance novels, poetry. 962 00:55:16,953 --> 00:55:19,444 I could give you input. 963 00:55:19,756 --> 00:55:22,554 Number Johnny Five, you would be doing this for me? 964 00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:24,820 Well, yes. You're my friend. 965 00:55:25,362 --> 00:55:28,889 That's wonderful! If you're even just helping me to... 966 00:55:29,165 --> 00:55:32,396 ...speak to Sandy, I am jumping with joy. 967 00:55:32,469 --> 00:55:36,929 -Well, give me five, hombre. -Yes, and give me the three. 968 00:55:39,509 --> 00:55:42,444 -We catch fish fresh everyday. -No, those fish are old. 969 00:55:42,812 --> 00:55:46,441 Look, you have no background in this field at all. 970 00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:49,677 There is no way to get that robot to do what we want. 971 00:55:49,753 --> 00:55:53,086 Sounds like a good idea to me. We sure as hell can't get rid of it. 972 00:55:53,156 --> 00:55:55,420 We can't even get into the damn building. 973 00:55:55,492 --> 00:55:57,892 Why shouldn't we get the robot to help us out? 974 00:55:57,961 --> 00:56:01,727 It's a computer. It probably has custom operating systems-- 975 00:56:02,065 --> 00:56:05,262 Hey, you're the expert. The jewels go to the museum in two days. 976 00:56:05,335 --> 00:56:08,702 We're flat out of time, buddy. So what's your brilliant plan? 977 00:56:08,905 --> 00:56:11,305 Exactly. There is no other plan. 978 00:56:11,674 --> 00:56:15,440 This will be our only opportunity. Now, you two just keep... 979 00:56:15,512 --> 00:56:18,447 ...that Indian fellow and his partner out of that building. 980 00:56:18,515 --> 00:56:20,881 Let me deal with the robot. 981 00:56:21,084 --> 00:56:24,076 You have selected an appropriate location for my date? 982 00:56:24,154 --> 00:56:28,454 Yes, right on Sandy's way home. Also remembered another great book: 983 00:56:28,525 --> 00:56:31,255 Dating Dos and Don'ts for Modern Teens. 984 00:56:35,498 --> 00:56:37,625 Are you able to hear me? 985 00:56:38,301 --> 00:56:39,996 Are you able to hear me? 986 00:56:40,136 --> 00:56:41,763 10-4, good buddy. 987 00:56:42,172 --> 00:56:44,072 Mane ghabarat thaychhe. 988 00:56:46,109 --> 00:56:48,839 And with a wave of my magic antenna... 989 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,411 ...presto! 990 00:56:53,283 --> 00:56:54,648 Go. Now! 991 00:56:54,818 --> 00:56:57,446 -Do it! -Okay. Lord Rama.... 992 00:57:00,957 --> 00:57:04,449 Ignition system has fouled up somehow. Sorry, folks. 993 00:57:08,097 --> 00:57:09,155 Ben? 994 00:57:10,867 --> 00:57:14,496 There's Sandy. What a coincidence you are here. 995 00:57:14,804 --> 00:57:17,534 This is so weird. I was just thinking about you... 996 00:57:17,607 --> 00:57:19,040 ...and now here you are. 997 00:57:19,108 --> 00:57:20,905 " Say there, Sandy... 998 00:57:20,977 --> 00:57:23,844 "...isn't that a swell dress you're wearing tonight?" 999 00:57:24,881 --> 00:57:26,075 Thanks. 1000 00:57:26,816 --> 00:57:29,216 "If it is okay with your Mom and Pop... 1001 00:57:29,586 --> 00:57:32,817 "...would you like to go to a malt shop for a cheeseburger?" 1002 00:57:35,358 --> 00:57:37,690 Sure. Why not? 1003 00:57:38,862 --> 00:57:39,988 Malt shop? 1004 00:57:40,096 --> 00:57:42,656 Well, Hungarian malts. Very good. 1005 00:57:42,932 --> 00:57:44,126 Oh, no. 1006 00:57:44,367 --> 00:57:45,834 It's a better view. 1007 00:57:50,139 --> 00:57:52,630 Isn't it strange we should be meeting like this? 1008 00:57:52,709 --> 00:57:55,303 Meet, closeness, proximity, yes. 1009 00:57:56,279 --> 00:58:00,579 "The goal of two ones who share proximity on a physical plane... 1010 00:58:00,683 --> 00:58:04,414 "...is to achieve a double oneness on the metaphysical plane." 1011 00:58:04,687 --> 00:58:08,384 Ben, don't go weird on me. Just tell me you are making the robots... 1012 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:10,619 ...and everything is really okay, right? 1013 00:58:10,693 --> 00:58:14,720 "Say, doll, this mug's got more moves than you got curves. 1014 00:58:15,098 --> 00:58:17,259 "I cracked that case hours ago." 1015 00:58:17,467 --> 00:58:20,903 Does that mean you're done? On time? Like I wanted? 1016 00:58:21,004 --> 00:58:22,198 Yes. 1017 00:58:22,272 --> 00:58:23,330 Definitely. 1018 00:58:23,406 --> 00:58:24,896 Great! 1019 00:58:25,542 --> 00:58:28,943 I'll arrange to have them picked up tomorrow. This is terrific. 1020 00:58:29,078 --> 00:58:30,511 I know they're gonna sell. 1021 00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:32,480 I have a good feeling about this. 1022 00:58:32,549 --> 00:58:34,346 You know, this is great for me, too. 1023 00:58:34,417 --> 00:58:36,647 I mean, especially at this stage in my career. 1024 00:58:36,719 --> 00:58:38,710 Stage. That's a good one. 1025 00:58:39,188 --> 00:58:42,817 I am thinking "all the world's a stage." 1026 00:58:44,694 --> 00:58:47,458 "All the world's a stage." 1027 00:58:47,931 --> 00:58:49,398 Get off! 1028 00:58:49,465 --> 00:58:50,989 You know Shakespeare? 1029 00:58:51,234 --> 00:58:53,065 "Are you troubled by irregularity?" 1030 00:58:54,070 --> 00:58:57,198 -" Just two tablets brings natural...." -Get off, Sylvester! 1031 00:58:57,273 --> 00:58:59,400 Garfield! Do I look like a mouse? 1032 00:58:59,676 --> 00:59:02,975 "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken." 1033 00:59:04,714 --> 00:59:05,874 Ben.... 1034 00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:09,112 You're not doing any drugs, are you? I mean-- 1035 00:59:09,185 --> 00:59:10,516 Oh, no.... 1036 00:59:12,388 --> 00:59:13,047 Run! 1037 00:59:13,122 --> 00:59:15,750 I knew this guy once who started talking like you... 1038 00:59:15,825 --> 00:59:17,690 ...right before he decided he was God. 1039 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,522 God! 1040 00:59:18,595 --> 00:59:19,459 God? 1041 00:59:19,963 --> 00:59:23,126 -Jehovah, Krishna, Lord of Lords.... -I think he needs coffee. 1042 00:59:23,199 --> 00:59:25,394 Garcon. Deux expressos, s'il vous plait. 1043 00:59:26,636 --> 00:59:28,228 French now? 1044 00:59:29,105 --> 00:59:31,596 Every time I meet you, I think to myself: 1045 00:59:31,841 --> 00:59:33,570 Is he naturally this... 1046 00:59:33,910 --> 00:59:35,207 ...eccentric? 1047 00:59:36,179 --> 00:59:39,410 -Or is this just an act, or what? -Move those balloons! 1048 00:59:40,850 --> 00:59:42,841 What are you really like? 1049 00:59:45,388 --> 00:59:47,413 I see, no answer to that one. 1050 00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:50,392 -Why are guys like that? -Go on! 1051 00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:52,928 I've never been able to figure it out. 1052 00:59:53,730 --> 00:59:55,925 All the guys I ever met were the same way. 1053 00:59:58,601 --> 00:59:59,625 Me? 1054 01:00:01,804 --> 01:00:02,896 Yes, you! 1055 01:00:04,774 --> 01:00:05,638 Okay. 1056 01:00:05,975 --> 01:00:07,135 Andale! Arriba! 1057 01:00:07,210 --> 01:00:09,542 Guys just smile. 1058 01:00:11,781 --> 01:00:14,249 " Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro." 1059 01:00:14,484 --> 01:00:17,112 Wait, I know a little Spanish. 1060 01:00:17,353 --> 01:00:18,718 Oh, no. 1061 01:00:18,788 --> 01:00:20,016 My mother... 1062 01:00:20,857 --> 01:00:21,983 ...sleeps... 1063 01:00:22,925 --> 01:00:24,620 ...with your dog? 1064 01:00:25,228 --> 01:00:26,525 Oh, no! 1065 01:00:27,597 --> 01:00:31,761 Well, that's an expression in my country, where... 1066 01:00:31,834 --> 01:00:34,200 ...sometimes we are speaking Spanish. 1067 01:00:34,871 --> 01:00:37,863 It does not mean that your mother is sleeping with my dog. 1068 01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:38,838 Oh, no. 1069 01:00:38,908 --> 01:00:41,274 It means the people that she's sleeping with... 1070 01:00:41,344 --> 01:00:42,675 ...they are like dogs. 1071 01:00:42,912 --> 01:00:44,277 I mean that they are.... 1072 01:00:44,347 --> 01:00:46,212 No. What a moron. 1073 01:00:46,482 --> 01:00:47,881 I think I'd better go. 1074 01:00:47,950 --> 01:00:50,214 Oh, no. Maaf karna. I am-- 1075 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,610 Please, I am sorry. 1076 01:00:52,689 --> 01:00:55,214 I am confessing to you now, Sandy. 1077 01:00:56,225 --> 01:01:00,628 Everything that I have been saying has been coming to you, not from me... 1078 01:01:00,997 --> 01:01:04,558 ...but from my friend who has been controlling remotely the sign. 1079 01:01:12,341 --> 01:01:14,775 You mean, you've had someone prompting you? 1080 01:01:14,844 --> 01:01:18,439 Yes. Please, I must escape this embarrassment. 1081 01:01:18,648 --> 01:01:20,445 Don't. No, wait. 1082 01:01:20,683 --> 01:01:22,583 Sit. Please, sit down. 1083 01:01:23,519 --> 01:01:27,478 Do you mean that you're interested in me personally? 1084 01:01:28,091 --> 01:01:29,023 Yes. 1085 01:01:33,029 --> 01:01:35,122 So, that's what's been going on. 1086 01:01:35,364 --> 01:01:37,457 You've been trying so hard. 1087 01:01:41,037 --> 01:01:42,800 Ben, the expense alone.... 1088 01:01:42,872 --> 01:01:47,138 I am wanting so much to be able to speak to you with my tongue untied. 1089 01:01:48,277 --> 01:01:49,835 It's really sweet. 1090 01:01:52,081 --> 01:01:53,878 You could have just told me. 1091 01:01:57,186 --> 01:02:01,145 So, what do we talk about now? 1092 01:02:01,924 --> 01:02:03,858 Well, do you like music? 1093 01:02:03,993 --> 01:02:06,826 No. Don't tell me, please. 1094 01:02:06,929 --> 01:02:10,626 This one is Bo Diddley! Performed by Mr. Diddley himself! 1095 01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:11,724 What year? 1096 01:02:11,801 --> 01:02:13,325 -Nineteen... -...fifty... 1097 01:02:13,402 --> 01:02:14,767 ...fifty-five! 1098 01:02:14,837 --> 01:02:16,304 That's great. 1099 01:02:19,809 --> 01:02:22,505 I think this Mr. Diddley did more for this country... 1100 01:02:22,578 --> 01:02:25,172 ...than Warren G. Hardon. Harding. 1101 01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:29,479 It's okay, Ben. 1102 01:02:31,587 --> 01:02:34,249 Oh, my, how time is fun when you're having flies. 1103 01:02:34,323 --> 01:02:36,086 I know an all-night rock-and-roll place. 1104 01:02:36,159 --> 01:02:37,820 An after-hours club. You up for it? 1105 01:02:37,894 --> 01:02:40,488 Yes, I am in all directions for it. Most definitely. 1106 01:02:40,663 --> 01:02:41,652 We need a cab. 1107 01:02:41,731 --> 01:02:44,564 No, I will get it. Allow me, sir.... Ma'am. Pardon me. 1108 01:02:44,634 --> 01:02:45,965 Hello, taxi! 1109 01:02:46,035 --> 01:02:48,697 God, you can't even get a cab in this city. 1110 01:02:49,338 --> 01:02:52,603 Au contraire, mi amiga. Did I startle you? 1111 01:02:52,675 --> 01:02:54,609 -What is that? -What is what? 1112 01:02:54,677 --> 01:02:55,439 That! 1113 01:02:55,511 --> 01:02:58,446 There are 2,312 taxicabs in this city. 1114 01:02:58,514 --> 01:03:02,006 There's one now. Hey, taxi! Cab! 1115 01:03:03,019 --> 01:03:05,487 Oh, yeah? Bull's-eye! 1116 01:03:10,827 --> 01:03:14,092 Ben, what the hell is that? It looks like a giant one of your toys. 1117 01:03:14,163 --> 01:03:17,064 Oh, but-- Yes, it does, doesn't it? 1118 01:03:17,934 --> 01:03:20,960 Will you please tell me what that thing is? 1119 01:03:22,305 --> 01:03:23,932 Thank you for stopping. 1120 01:03:26,409 --> 01:03:27,876 -Please. -Excuse me. 1121 01:03:30,513 --> 01:03:32,208 Number Johnny Five. 1122 01:03:33,883 --> 01:03:35,544 Thank you, friend. 1123 01:03:38,054 --> 01:03:40,284 -Now, you go back home. -Okay. 1124 01:03:52,401 --> 01:03:55,268 Okay, all loaded. 1,000 toy robots. 1125 01:03:56,038 --> 01:03:57,699 Is that it, Robby? 1126 01:03:59,175 --> 01:04:01,109 You enjoying Planet Earth? 1127 01:04:01,277 --> 01:04:02,369 What? 1128 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,507 Take me to your leader. 1129 01:04:05,581 --> 01:04:06,980 What's this? 1130 01:04:08,584 --> 01:04:10,677 This is XL-7, over and out. 1131 01:04:18,394 --> 01:04:19,827 Oh, Oscar! 1132 01:04:19,896 --> 01:04:22,091 Hola, dude! What's happening? 1133 01:04:31,007 --> 01:04:34,738 Number Johnny Five, the date was... 1134 01:04:36,879 --> 01:04:38,608 ...such a success. 1135 01:04:39,982 --> 01:04:41,381 We talked. 1136 01:04:42,585 --> 01:04:43,950 We danced. 1137 01:04:44,353 --> 01:04:46,753 We drank champagne. 1138 01:04:46,923 --> 01:04:47,787 Well... 1139 01:04:47,857 --> 01:04:50,155 ...she sure came through with the money. 1140 01:04:50,226 --> 01:04:52,786 Benny, our first big score. Look at that. 1141 01:04:52,862 --> 01:04:54,693 Half those zeroes are yours. 1142 01:04:56,632 --> 01:05:00,090 Come on, you gonna hold a grudge all your life? Be happy! 1143 01:05:00,303 --> 01:05:02,271 We're finally making it! 1144 01:05:02,371 --> 01:05:05,135 No! No way! 1145 01:05:05,207 --> 01:05:07,004 Who are you guys anyway? 1146 01:05:09,278 --> 01:05:11,371 -Five? -Number Johnny Five? 1147 01:05:11,781 --> 01:05:15,444 Oscar, you're such a friendly guy. I always enjoy talking to you. 1148 01:05:15,518 --> 01:05:18,316 Well, I've always enjoyed talking to you. 1149 01:05:19,055 --> 01:05:21,023 But you know something, Johnny? 1150 01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:24,457 I'm worried about our friends, Benjamin and Frederick. 1151 01:05:24,593 --> 01:05:27,221 Frederick is not my friend. 1152 01:05:28,264 --> 01:05:31,165 Well, to be perfectly honest, I never liked him either. 1153 01:05:31,233 --> 01:05:33,633 -But Benjamin is our friend, right? -True-blue. 1154 01:05:33,703 --> 01:05:35,967 Now, with all the break-ins, the vandalism... 1155 01:05:36,038 --> 01:05:38,063 ...the sudden attacks by those thugs... 1156 01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:40,938 ...you and I have to make sure Benjamin is safe. 1157 01:05:41,110 --> 01:05:41,838 Okay. 1158 01:05:41,911 --> 01:05:45,608 Now, across the street out there is a little secret room... 1159 01:05:45,715 --> 01:05:49,048 ...that I happen to know about and it's a perfect hiding place. 1160 01:05:49,118 --> 01:05:51,985 And I thought Benjamin could use an escape tunnel... 1161 01:05:52,054 --> 01:05:54,852 ...to that room in case those villains come back. 1162 01:05:54,924 --> 01:05:57,188 I worked it out in intricate detail. 1163 01:05:57,259 --> 01:05:59,750 It's taken me a long time, let me tell you. 1164 01:05:59,829 --> 01:06:02,889 Borrowing the blueprints, purchasing equipment. 1165 01:06:03,265 --> 01:06:05,358 Here, let me show you. 1166 01:06:08,237 --> 01:06:09,568 Get in there! 1167 01:06:13,976 --> 01:06:15,238 Oh, dear! 1168 01:06:15,411 --> 01:06:17,902 I get it. Industrial espionage. 1169 01:06:18,247 --> 01:06:20,772 We got a hot toy, so the big boys want it, right? 1170 01:06:20,850 --> 01:06:23,717 Relax, get comfortable. You're gonna be here for a while. 1171 01:06:23,786 --> 01:06:25,879 Somebody will let you out Monday morning. 1172 01:06:26,389 --> 01:06:28,186 You screw around with Johnny Five... 1173 01:06:28,257 --> 01:06:30,885 ...he's gonna knock you into the next ZIP code, pal. 1174 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,588 The robot is working for us now, pal. 1175 01:06:33,996 --> 01:06:37,090 When he's finished, we'll turn him into aluminium siding. 1176 01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:38,428 No, sir, please! 1177 01:06:39,468 --> 01:06:40,833 Now I wonder... 1178 01:06:41,871 --> 01:06:43,634 ...if you would help me... 1179 01:06:45,174 --> 01:06:47,039 ...finish my hiding place... 1180 01:06:48,477 --> 01:06:51,173 ...for our friend Benjamin. 1181 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:55,211 Certainly, Oscar. I'd detach my right arm for Benjamin. 1182 01:06:55,284 --> 01:06:58,651 And my left arm. Or both arms. Oh, wait. 1183 01:06:58,988 --> 01:07:02,048 Subterranean excavation requires many permits. 1184 01:07:02,124 --> 01:07:04,888 Department of Water, telephone company, city planners-- 1185 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,552 I have them, every single one. 1186 01:07:06,629 --> 01:07:07,721 Okay. 1187 01:07:10,332 --> 01:07:11,629 Low bridge. 1188 01:07:12,701 --> 01:07:14,566 This place is a mess. 1189 01:07:26,415 --> 01:07:29,578 I'm sorry I tried to sell your goddamned robot. 1190 01:07:29,652 --> 01:07:33,019 Okay? It was a dirty trick. I'm a jerk. I'm a sleazeball. 1191 01:07:33,089 --> 01:07:34,386 You're getting warmer. 1192 01:07:34,457 --> 01:07:37,187 It's just that when you owe as much money as I do... 1193 01:07:37,259 --> 01:07:38,783 ...it puts you under pressure. 1194 01:07:38,861 --> 01:07:41,523 And who would be foolish enough to loan money to you? 1195 01:07:41,597 --> 01:07:43,827 Don't rub it in. I had to go to a shark. 1196 01:07:43,899 --> 01:07:46,390 Now you're expecting me to believe that you... 1197 01:07:46,469 --> 01:07:48,266 ...you borrowed money from a fish. 1198 01:07:48,337 --> 01:07:49,736 A loan shark. 1199 01:07:49,839 --> 01:07:51,807 If you don't pay them back right away... 1200 01:07:51,874 --> 01:07:54,843 ...they start removing popular parts of your anatomy. 1201 01:07:55,411 --> 01:07:59,108 And this shark money, it is what you have used to help me? 1202 01:07:59,215 --> 01:08:02,742 I did it to help us. Give us our big break, you know? 1203 01:08:04,954 --> 01:08:07,821 You are risking your popular body parts to... 1204 01:08:09,158 --> 01:08:11,183 -...to start our business? -Yes. 1205 01:08:11,427 --> 01:08:14,885 Only, then I got greedy. I mean, come on... 1206 01:08:14,997 --> 01:08:18,455 ...a robot worth $11,000,000. I couldn't stand it. 1207 01:08:19,602 --> 01:08:21,399 I should have known it wouldn't work. 1208 01:08:21,470 --> 01:08:23,529 That thing ran me all over to hell and gone... 1209 01:08:23,606 --> 01:08:25,233 ...which I deserve, I admit. 1210 01:08:26,442 --> 01:08:27,932 How do you control it, though? 1211 01:08:28,010 --> 01:08:30,410 Really, Benny, that thing doesn't work so good. 1212 01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:33,380 Well, there is something in which I have not told you also. 1213 01:08:33,449 --> 01:08:36,179 The reason it is so difficult to control is because... 1214 01:08:36,252 --> 01:08:39,085 -...it is just like you and I. -What are you talking about? 1215 01:08:39,155 --> 01:08:42,955 I mean, it is making a lot of mistakes because it is alive. 1216 01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:45,520 Alive? 1217 01:08:45,594 --> 01:08:48,563 I know what it's like for Benjamin working long hours... 1218 01:08:48,631 --> 01:08:50,826 ...for very little compensation. 1219 01:08:50,933 --> 01:08:54,664 I work all day with other people's money. Look, but don't touch. 1220 01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:58,499 Don't make mistakes. They treat me like a machine. 1221 01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,399 Like a machine? 1222 01:09:01,577 --> 01:09:04,876 This gives you bad emotion, loneliness, unhappiness. 1223 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,674 Oscar, come here. 1224 01:09:09,118 --> 01:09:10,585 I understand. 1225 01:09:12,188 --> 01:09:15,351 So those two dickheads out there, if they smash Johnny Five up... 1226 01:09:15,424 --> 01:09:17,858 ...would they shut him down or something? 1227 01:09:17,927 --> 01:09:21,226 -He'll be dead? -Lf he is losing his power, yes. 1228 01:09:21,530 --> 01:09:23,589 That's it. We gotta get out of here. 1229 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:27,196 All right, the two of us together. We can take it. 1230 01:09:27,269 --> 01:09:29,032 One shot. Mind over matter. Ready? 1231 01:09:29,104 --> 01:09:30,036 -Ready. -On three? 1232 01:09:30,105 --> 01:09:32,403 One, two, three. 1233 01:09:37,513 --> 01:09:41,210 My mind is not getting over that matter. That is for certain. 1234 01:09:42,518 --> 01:09:44,918 Oh, good golly! I just remembered. 1235 01:09:45,020 --> 01:09:47,511 I'm now missing my second date with Sandy. 1236 01:09:47,590 --> 01:09:48,887 Oh, no. 1237 01:10:09,311 --> 01:10:11,245 Squid. I need squid. 1238 01:10:12,314 --> 01:10:15,112 Wait a minute, they screwed up! 1239 01:10:15,284 --> 01:10:16,273 -What? -Look! 1240 01:10:16,352 --> 01:10:18,786 "Doo Wah's Chinese Restaurant and Deli." 1241 01:10:18,854 --> 01:10:22,346 There is the address right there! We know where we are! 1242 01:10:22,424 --> 01:10:24,119 Oh, such excellent luck. 1243 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,056 But to whom are we to tell this earth-quaking news? 1244 01:10:27,129 --> 01:10:27,959 Right. 1245 01:10:28,797 --> 01:10:30,856 It doesn't help us save Number Johnny Five. 1246 01:10:30,933 --> 01:10:33,561 We may be too late already. We've been here for hours. 1247 01:10:33,636 --> 01:10:36,537 It is unfortunate we're not carrying a telephone with us. 1248 01:10:36,605 --> 01:10:40,041 -Well, I left mine in the Mercedes. -No, I am speaking seriously. 1249 01:10:40,109 --> 01:10:43,567 There is a telephone line here. I can wire in the telephone easily. 1250 01:10:43,646 --> 01:10:45,841 Hey, Benny, can't you use that? 1251 01:10:45,914 --> 01:10:48,075 I mean you're a high-tech kind of a guy. 1252 01:10:48,284 --> 01:10:52,050 Can't you make something? Send them Morse code or something? 1253 01:11:00,562 --> 01:11:04,498 "Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar Digging ten feet below 1254 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,296 "Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar" 1255 01:11:08,370 --> 01:11:09,860 Juicy Fruit... 1256 01:11:10,639 --> 01:11:12,834 ...to hold the wire in place. 1257 01:11:22,084 --> 01:11:25,542 9-1-1. Oh, Bagwhan, please. 1258 01:11:26,088 --> 01:11:28,056 Ringing! It is ringing. 1259 01:11:28,490 --> 01:11:29,650 Ringing again. 1260 01:11:29,725 --> 01:11:33,286 And someone has picked up. Now quickly, tell me the code. 1261 01:11:35,397 --> 01:11:36,489 This Morse code. 1262 01:11:36,565 --> 01:11:38,328 -I don't know it! -What do you mean? 1263 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,662 I thought you knew that stuff. 1264 01:11:39,735 --> 01:11:40,963 No. This is a fine-- 1265 01:11:41,036 --> 01:11:43,903 What kind of a genius are you if you don't know it? 1266 01:11:43,972 --> 01:11:45,940 How am I supposed to know Morse code? 1267 01:11:46,008 --> 01:11:48,602 -I can't believe you-- -Oh, dear. 1268 01:11:48,677 --> 01:11:49,666 What is that? 1269 01:11:49,745 --> 01:11:53,442 -The Beach Boys, 1964, "Help Me, Rolla." -Rhonda. 1270 01:11:53,515 --> 01:11:56,712 I'm studying popular music, so I can increase my relationships... 1271 01:11:56,785 --> 01:12:00,778 ...and communications with Sandy, who I'll probably never be seeing again. 1272 01:12:00,856 --> 01:12:04,383 Wait a minute. Fred has this weird idea. 1273 01:12:06,261 --> 01:12:08,559 "I don't know why 1274 01:12:08,630 --> 01:12:11,861 "But I'm feeling so sad 1275 01:12:13,736 --> 01:12:18,002 "I long to try something I've...." 1276 01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,404 -Is this gonna work? -Yes. I think she will understand. 1277 01:12:21,477 --> 01:12:23,945 She's very knowledgeable in this field. 1278 01:12:24,913 --> 01:12:27,040 -Does she have an answering machine? -Yes. 1279 01:12:27,116 --> 01:12:29,016 Greetings. Hello, I'm Sandy Banatoni. 1280 01:12:29,084 --> 01:12:31,552 I'm not here, but leave message at sound of tone. 1281 01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:33,485 I'll get back on you when I return. 1282 01:12:33,555 --> 01:12:35,716 But please wait for a beeping beep. Beep. 1283 01:12:35,791 --> 01:12:37,224 -Yes. Right. -First one. 1284 01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:40,887 "Help me, Rhonda Help, help me, Rhonda" 1285 01:12:41,029 --> 01:12:44,294 "Oh, where can you be?" 1286 01:12:45,601 --> 01:12:48,866 "7-8-7, 8-8-9-7-4." 1287 01:12:49,304 --> 01:12:52,933 "Camptown robots sing this song Doo-dah, doo-dah 1288 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:56,340 "Think this tunnel's five-miles long Oh, Doo-Dah-Day 1289 01:12:56,578 --> 01:12:59,342 "Gonna dig all night, gonna"-- 1290 01:13:00,849 --> 01:13:04,683 Madson steel alloy. A-450. I'll dig around it. 1291 01:13:04,987 --> 01:13:05,612 No! 1292 01:13:05,687 --> 01:13:07,211 No, it's okay. 1293 01:13:08,791 --> 01:13:12,750 Oh, yes. This is the secret room. 1294 01:13:12,828 --> 01:13:15,524 I had planned to make an entrance with a cutting torch... 1295 01:13:15,597 --> 01:13:18,293 ...but perhaps you have a faster way? 1296 01:13:19,535 --> 01:13:21,264 -Entrance. Portal. -Right. 1297 01:13:21,336 --> 01:13:22,598 -A hole. -Yes! 1298 01:13:30,813 --> 01:13:32,337 Hey, good morning out there. 1299 01:13:32,414 --> 01:13:34,814 You're tuned to Daddy-O's Patio with Stacks o' Wax... 1300 01:13:34,883 --> 01:13:36,817 ...and golden-oldie, platter-chatter, too. 1301 01:13:36,885 --> 01:13:40,048 And we've got lots more on tap. Little Anthony and the Im-- 1302 01:13:44,626 --> 01:13:46,025 What the hell? 1303 01:13:53,335 --> 01:13:55,064 Wait a minute. Ben? 1304 01:14:02,945 --> 01:14:06,278 Stand back, please. My plasma cutter is dangerous to humans. 1305 01:14:19,294 --> 01:14:21,319 Yes, turn here. I think. 1306 01:14:21,630 --> 01:14:25,964 "They say the neon lights are bright On Broadway" 1307 01:14:26,034 --> 01:14:28,229 Broadway. It's gotta be it. Keep going. 1308 01:14:28,303 --> 01:14:31,363 Excuse me, but if you are worried for your friend to be safe... 1309 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:32,634 ...why not call the police? 1310 01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:33,868 I called them. 1311 01:14:33,942 --> 01:14:35,534 They said technically, he's missing. 1312 01:14:35,611 --> 01:14:37,078 If he's just missing... 1313 01:14:37,145 --> 01:14:40,046 ...he must be missing 24 hours before he's officially missing. 1314 01:14:40,115 --> 01:14:41,605 But something's wrong. 1315 01:14:41,683 --> 01:14:42,479 I just know it. 1316 01:14:42,551 --> 01:14:45,520 We are at Broadway. Is it a left or right that I would hang? 1317 01:14:45,587 --> 01:14:46,679 Wait. 1318 01:14:51,727 --> 01:14:54,787 "You can always go Downtown" 1319 01:14:54,863 --> 01:14:56,626 Downtown! Take a left! 1320 01:14:56,732 --> 01:14:59,633 Hurry up, please! We may not have much time. 1321 01:15:00,168 --> 01:15:01,999 Okay, Ben. 1322 01:15:02,070 --> 01:15:03,799 Broadway's a long street. 1323 01:15:05,741 --> 01:15:08,107 "Sixteen Candles" 1324 01:15:08,176 --> 01:15:09,643 Tony Romeo and the Crests. 1325 01:15:09,711 --> 01:15:10,973 Sixteenth Street! 1326 01:15:11,046 --> 01:15:14,504 That's it. Sixteenth Street! Go! Hurry! 1327 01:15:14,783 --> 01:15:17,843 Can't you go any faster? If you get a ticket, I'll pay for it. 1328 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:21,356 -Move, lady! -Okay, rockin' baby. Sixteenth Street. 1329 01:15:21,423 --> 01:15:22,481 Next song, please. 1330 01:15:22,558 --> 01:15:23,957 Where did you learn this stuff? 1331 01:15:24,026 --> 01:15:27,655 Leningrad. Black market. Everything from Abba to ZZ Top. 1332 01:15:31,066 --> 01:15:32,533 What is this? 1333 01:15:32,634 --> 01:15:33,999 You have not known this one? 1334 01:15:34,069 --> 01:15:35,798 Otis Redding. Dock of the Bay. 1335 01:15:35,871 --> 01:15:37,304 Dock of the Bay! 1336 01:15:37,372 --> 01:15:40,239 Of course! Dock of the Bay! Good! Go towards the docks! 1337 01:15:40,309 --> 01:15:41,241 Okey-dokey. 1338 01:15:51,019 --> 01:15:53,419 "Lucy, I'm home!" 1339 01:15:53,722 --> 01:15:55,087 Oh, my God! 1340 01:15:59,628 --> 01:16:01,357 You're incredible! 1341 01:16:02,097 --> 01:16:04,463 This is the room, the hiding place for Benjamin. 1342 01:16:04,533 --> 01:16:05,966 Isn't it wonderful? 1343 01:16:06,301 --> 01:16:10,499 Oscar? Hiding place is bank vault. Heimdall bank vault. 1344 01:16:11,106 --> 01:16:13,597 Well, yes, of course. 1345 01:16:14,176 --> 01:16:16,144 That's the whole idea, see? 1346 01:16:16,278 --> 01:16:18,769 What could be safer than a safe? 1347 01:16:19,014 --> 01:16:21,608 -But isn't that-- -We need to do just one more thing. 1348 01:16:21,683 --> 01:16:24,208 We need to clear out all my old junk here. 1349 01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:26,348 Open this box. 1350 01:16:26,421 --> 01:16:30,983 But Oscar, cutting hole in bank vault is not damage? Vandalism? 1351 01:16:31,393 --> 01:16:34,294 Don't be ridiculous. I own this vault. 1352 01:16:34,529 --> 01:16:37,089 You can't vandalize something if it's already yours. 1353 01:16:37,165 --> 01:16:38,564 Come on! 1354 01:16:38,634 --> 01:16:40,226 Well, all right. 1355 01:16:48,443 --> 01:16:49,637 Hold this. 1356 01:17:01,089 --> 01:17:03,023 -Now open this. -Okay. 1357 01:17:13,802 --> 01:17:15,133 Precious stones. 1358 01:17:15,337 --> 01:17:18,636 Diamonds. The Vanderveer Collection. 1359 01:17:20,008 --> 01:17:21,873 This is your old junk? 1360 01:17:22,744 --> 01:17:23,802 Yep. 1361 01:17:24,079 --> 01:17:25,410 Excuse me. 1362 01:17:26,548 --> 01:17:28,846 -Oscar owns the Vanderveer Collection? -Yes! 1363 01:17:28,917 --> 01:17:30,350 What? Oscar! 1364 01:17:30,552 --> 01:17:31,450 Louie, Louie! 1365 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:35,581 Nah, no, it's doo-doo something. "Da-Doo-Run-Run" 1366 01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:39,359 Doo Wah Diddy! Yes! 1367 01:17:41,363 --> 01:17:43,422 What the hell's a "Doo Wah Diddy"? 1368 01:17:56,445 --> 01:17:58,572 "The warmth in your heart... 1369 01:17:59,214 --> 01:18:02,479 "...makes others happy." 1370 01:18:03,018 --> 01:18:04,713 I still like this one. 1371 01:18:04,853 --> 01:18:06,548 "Opportunity is waiting. 1372 01:18:06,722 --> 01:18:09,088 "You need but to open the door." 1373 01:18:11,059 --> 01:18:12,617 Arm yourself. 1374 01:18:17,699 --> 01:18:18,563 Hi. 1375 01:18:18,633 --> 01:18:22,228 It's coming and it's smarter than I thought. Get ready! 1376 01:18:22,304 --> 01:18:24,534 I'm telling you, we should take the robot, too! 1377 01:18:24,606 --> 01:18:25,903 Don't be absurd! 1378 01:18:25,974 --> 01:18:28,738 But Oscar, taking jewels without permission is stealing! 1379 01:18:28,810 --> 01:18:30,778 Boosting. Ripping off-- 1380 01:18:36,918 --> 01:18:39,944 -You missed him! -It's half busted. We'll finish it off. 1381 01:18:40,021 --> 01:18:42,546 You idiots! You don't even know what you're chasing. 1382 01:18:42,624 --> 01:18:45,422 -Artificial intelligence automat-- -Will you shut up! 1383 01:19:08,483 --> 01:19:10,212 Help! Police! 1384 01:19:11,219 --> 01:19:14,711 Must find policeman! Constable! Gendarme! 1385 01:19:17,159 --> 01:19:19,184 Hurry up! We've gotta get him. 1386 01:19:20,195 --> 01:19:22,823 Police station! Which way? 1387 01:19:27,302 --> 01:19:30,135 -Look out! -Stand back! 1388 01:19:40,982 --> 01:19:42,210 Where is he? 1389 01:19:50,058 --> 01:19:52,288 You have some explaining to do, young man. 1390 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,385 -Do something! -Oscar, enlighten me. 1391 01:19:54,462 --> 01:19:56,987 Why try to disassemble Johnny Five? 1392 01:19:57,265 --> 01:20:01,395 -"Act-ay ared-scay." -Is your speech program scrambled? 1393 01:20:01,503 --> 01:20:03,266 -What? -"Act-ay ared-scay." 1394 01:20:03,338 --> 01:20:06,068 "Et-gay ehind-bay im-hay!" 1395 01:20:06,274 --> 01:20:08,265 "Et-gay ehind-bay im-hay!" 1396 01:20:08,410 --> 01:20:11,902 Oh, right. I'm scared. We'd better go. 1397 01:20:12,047 --> 01:20:14,106 Oh, shit. I'm scared. 1398 01:20:14,182 --> 01:20:15,979 Let's get out of here. 1399 01:20:16,084 --> 01:20:20,487 Oscar, I do not understand this input. What language are you speaking, Oscar? 1400 01:20:30,532 --> 01:20:32,625 Hey, no! No, wait! 1401 01:20:36,137 --> 01:20:37,661 Wreck it! 1402 01:20:38,206 --> 01:20:41,004 Don't you get it? It's a witness that can identify us! 1403 01:20:41,076 --> 01:20:42,737 No! Stop! Please! 1404 01:20:42,911 --> 01:20:44,538 Not just machine! 1405 01:20:44,913 --> 01:20:47,643 Not disassemble! Am alive! Can die! 1406 01:20:47,716 --> 01:20:49,411 Smash the damn thing! 1407 01:20:49,484 --> 01:20:52,214 No! Please! I'm alive! 1408 01:20:53,088 --> 01:20:54,715 No, stop! 1409 01:20:55,023 --> 01:20:56,752 No, do not kill me! 1410 01:21:00,161 --> 01:21:02,561 -No! -It's still moving! Get it! 1411 01:21:02,631 --> 01:21:05,099 Hit it! 1412 01:21:05,166 --> 01:21:06,030 No! 1413 01:21:07,836 --> 01:21:08,825 Rip it apart! 1414 01:21:10,438 --> 01:21:12,633 Hit it! Finish it off! 1415 01:21:17,479 --> 01:21:20,277 What the hell? Come back here! 1416 01:21:30,191 --> 01:21:31,715 Hey, come back here! 1417 01:21:39,768 --> 01:21:41,668 That's it! Good! 1418 01:21:47,342 --> 01:21:48,468 Look out! 1419 01:21:56,084 --> 01:21:58,382 Hey, those things can kill you! 1420 01:22:03,892 --> 01:22:04,950 Get up! 1421 01:22:37,692 --> 01:22:39,284 Come on. 1422 01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:42,729 Number Johnny Five! Johnny? 1423 01:22:43,531 --> 01:22:45,829 Fred, check outside. 1424 01:22:47,235 --> 01:22:48,634 Where is he? 1425 01:22:48,937 --> 01:22:51,872 A secret, sliding descending staircase. 1426 01:22:52,807 --> 01:22:53,933 Johnny Five? 1427 01:22:54,209 --> 01:22:56,609 -Number Johnny Five? -Freeze! Hands in the air! 1428 01:22:56,678 --> 01:22:59,476 -Hands over your head! -What is the meaning of.... 1429 01:22:59,547 --> 01:23:00,809 I said, don't move! 1430 01:23:00,882 --> 01:23:03,282 Stand apart, now! Do it now. I said, now! 1431 01:24:24,532 --> 01:24:26,056 Have you seen a robot? 1432 01:24:26,134 --> 01:24:29,069 About this big. Looks like a metal grasshopper. 1433 01:24:29,337 --> 01:24:31,464 No grasshoppers today? 1434 01:25:46,948 --> 01:25:48,643 J. Five! 1435 01:25:48,983 --> 01:25:50,314 Hey! Stop! 1436 01:25:58,393 --> 01:26:01,453 Oh, God! What did they do to you? 1437 01:26:34,729 --> 01:26:36,856 I can't. 1438 01:26:37,131 --> 01:26:38,996 The cops have got him. 1439 01:26:53,248 --> 01:26:55,648 Me? Fix? 1440 01:26:57,552 --> 01:26:59,383 How? With what? 1441 01:27:17,939 --> 01:27:19,065 The purple? 1442 01:27:19,140 --> 01:27:21,631 The purple wires? Twist them back together? 1443 01:27:23,244 --> 01:27:26,145 "Lo-hel," bozo. Hello, "zo-bo." 1444 01:27:27,215 --> 01:27:28,682 Hello, bozo. 1445 01:27:29,784 --> 01:27:31,308 Thank God, are you okay now? 1446 01:27:31,386 --> 01:27:34,253 No, backup power "ing-go." Going. 1447 01:27:34,922 --> 01:27:36,856 Can't you just plug it into the wall? 1448 01:27:36,924 --> 01:27:40,416 Main "wer-po," power circuits are severed. 1449 01:27:40,528 --> 01:27:43,725 Must "nnect-reco," reconnect main battery. 1450 01:27:43,798 --> 01:27:46,767 "Pen-o," open. Quick, like a bunny. 1451 01:27:48,202 --> 01:27:51,899 -Oh God! You're bleeding! -Yes, battery fluid. 1452 01:27:53,741 --> 01:27:57,370 Oh, no, Fred. Not your "shilk sirt." Silk shirt. 1453 01:27:57,779 --> 01:28:00,043 -Bombyx mori moth caterpillar. -Forget it. 1454 01:28:00,114 --> 01:28:02,412 I think I got you bandaged. You gonna be okay now? 1455 01:28:02,483 --> 01:28:03,108 No. 1456 01:28:03,184 --> 01:28:06,620 Must repair wiring to memory. My memory is me. 1457 01:28:06,954 --> 01:28:11,323 If it loses power, I die, expire, "buck the kicket." 1458 01:28:13,895 --> 01:28:16,295 Just tell me what to do. 1459 01:28:16,731 --> 01:28:19,461 First get soldering iron, iron, iron.... 1460 01:28:21,069 --> 01:28:22,696 -Thank you. -This is it, right? 1461 01:28:22,770 --> 01:28:24,635 -No. -No, that's not it. 1462 01:28:31,145 --> 01:28:34,273 I can't do this. I'm no good at this stuff. 1463 01:28:34,349 --> 01:28:37,477 15 minutes you have to get good. 1464 01:28:38,419 --> 01:28:39,078 What? 1465 01:28:39,153 --> 01:28:41,986 Plenty of time. 1466 01:28:42,056 --> 01:28:44,923 Time, in a sort of runic rhyme-- 1467 01:28:45,026 --> 01:28:47,494 All right, don't lose it. 1468 01:28:47,562 --> 01:28:50,258 Just tell me, step by step. 1469 01:28:51,632 --> 01:28:54,260 We were nowhere near that tunnel. 1470 01:28:54,335 --> 01:28:56,735 I was spending the night with a friend... 1471 01:28:56,804 --> 01:28:59,329 -...in a Chinese refrigerator. -It's true! Smell him! 1472 01:29:06,147 --> 01:29:07,910 Hurry, Fred! 1473 01:29:23,297 --> 01:29:25,231 Backup power is going. 1474 01:29:29,604 --> 01:29:31,196 Hurry! Quickly! 1475 01:29:32,073 --> 01:29:32,971 Jesus! 1476 01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:36,407 Christ. Lived from 1 to 33 AD. 1477 01:29:36,511 --> 01:29:37,910 Okay, those are in now. 1478 01:29:37,979 --> 01:29:39,742 This should be it. Right? 1479 01:29:39,814 --> 01:29:41,042 Hope so. 1480 01:29:41,449 --> 01:29:43,542 Okay. Here we go! 1481 01:29:43,618 --> 01:29:46,246 Hello, baby! 1482 01:29:47,155 --> 01:29:49,089 Told you you could do it. 1483 01:29:49,290 --> 01:29:50,484 Thanks. 1484 01:29:51,392 --> 01:29:55,055 Okay, ace? If I get your arm working, you can do the rest yourself, right? 1485 01:29:55,129 --> 01:29:56,460 "Kay-o, Derf." 1486 01:29:56,764 --> 01:29:57,856 Fred. 1487 01:29:58,032 --> 01:29:59,932 That's what I said. "Derf." 1488 01:30:11,679 --> 01:30:13,146 Why'd you get dinosaurs? 1489 01:30:13,214 --> 01:30:16,206 They were on sale at Woolworth's. Oscar said it didn't matter. 1490 01:30:16,284 --> 01:30:17,615 It doesn't matter. 1491 01:30:17,752 --> 01:30:19,879 This'll get us through customs just fine. 1492 01:30:19,954 --> 01:30:22,889 Our gift to the Brazilian National Orphanage. 1493 01:30:23,424 --> 01:30:25,449 Oscar? That shlup? 1494 01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:27,287 I can't believe it. 1495 01:30:27,795 --> 01:30:29,422 How you doing? Feeling better? 1496 01:30:29,497 --> 01:30:32,955 Approximately 70 present, president, percent repaired. 1497 01:30:33,534 --> 01:30:37,129 Derf, why did Racso lie to me? Try to disassemble me? 1498 01:30:37,505 --> 01:30:39,803 Rasc.... Oh, Oscar! 1499 01:30:39,907 --> 01:30:43,775 Well, the jewels, man. They must be worth, well, who knows? 1500 01:30:44,011 --> 01:30:48,846 37,862,000 "lar-dols." I thought my friend he was. 1501 01:30:49,317 --> 01:30:51,751 Am naive, gullible, schlemiel. 1502 01:30:52,220 --> 01:30:55,155 Lesson Number One: You can't trust anybody. 1503 01:30:55,389 --> 01:30:57,482 I trust you, now. 1504 01:30:57,725 --> 01:31:00,387 Well, you shouldn't. I wouldn't trust me. 1505 01:31:00,461 --> 01:31:02,395 I tried to cash in on you, too. 1506 01:31:02,463 --> 01:31:04,556 Humans are so "pli-comp-cated." 1507 01:31:05,032 --> 01:31:06,260 Well, come on, buddy. 1508 01:31:06,334 --> 01:31:09,792 Don't take it so hard. Welcome to life in the big city. 1509 01:31:10,605 --> 01:31:13,438 Oscar suckered me and I'm the big con man. 1510 01:31:13,508 --> 01:31:17,205 He locked up me and Benny in a room full of frozen Chinese squids. 1511 01:31:17,278 --> 01:31:21,442 He locked you up? He did not smash, crush, dent, mangle you? 1512 01:31:22,550 --> 01:31:24,575 No. He just wanted us out of the way. 1513 01:31:24,652 --> 01:31:27,120 Sure. Kidnap the humans... 1514 01:31:27,355 --> 01:31:29,823 ...destroy the machine! 1515 01:31:45,907 --> 01:31:47,340 All right! 1516 01:31:48,276 --> 01:31:49,675 Let's party! 1517 01:31:51,846 --> 01:31:53,780 Hey, take it easy. You're okay now. 1518 01:31:53,848 --> 01:31:57,284 Am not human, but am a life form. Have soul. 1519 01:31:57,351 --> 01:31:58,909 But he me killed to try. 1520 01:31:58,986 --> 01:32:00,954 Wait a minute. What are you gonna do? 1521 01:32:01,022 --> 01:32:03,286 Pursue, capture, incarcerate! 1522 01:32:03,357 --> 01:32:05,848 Come on, now, man. These are serious guys. 1523 01:32:05,927 --> 01:32:09,226 You're not in top form and your backup battery's used up. 1524 01:32:09,297 --> 01:32:12,596 I'm okay. Just a few Bugs Bunny to work out. 1525 01:32:12,667 --> 01:32:15,932 In-out, in.... Perfectly functionality. 1526 01:32:16,070 --> 01:32:19,301 Sure, listen to yourself! You can't even talk straight! 1527 01:32:19,373 --> 01:32:21,398 A life form's gotta do... 1528 01:32:21,475 --> 01:32:24,569 ...what a life form's gotta do. Stand aside. 1529 01:32:31,786 --> 01:32:33,481 Hey! How did you get in? 1530 01:32:33,554 --> 01:32:35,044 Hey, life form! Cool it! 1531 01:32:35,122 --> 01:32:37,852 What is that? How much you want for it? 1532 01:32:38,225 --> 01:32:41,160 This is a hell of a way to treat a future American citizen. 1533 01:32:41,228 --> 01:32:41,956 You know that? 1534 01:32:42,029 --> 01:32:43,121 Please, someone let-- 1535 01:32:43,197 --> 01:32:44,528 Excuse me. Listen to me. 1536 01:32:44,599 --> 01:32:47,159 -A life is hanging on a tightrope. -Just got a 10-31. 1537 01:32:47,234 --> 01:32:50,294 -Guy was ripped off by a robot. -This is America? 1538 01:32:50,371 --> 01:32:51,338 You! 1539 01:32:51,405 --> 01:32:52,565 This is ridiculous! 1540 01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:53,106 Hello. 1541 01:32:53,341 --> 01:32:56,469 They broke my alarm, but I didn't hear noise, and then they-- 1542 01:32:56,577 --> 01:32:59,273 Excuse me. You are Maniac Mike who spotted the robot? 1543 01:32:59,347 --> 01:33:00,439 Come with me. Pardon me. 1544 01:33:00,514 --> 01:33:02,243 -I gotta do this. -This is important. 1545 01:33:02,316 --> 01:33:05,012 -Would you do that for me? -Come on in the car. 1546 01:33:06,253 --> 01:33:08,881 -Back to the scene of the crime. -Hey! This is crazy. 1547 01:33:08,956 --> 01:33:11,424 You're never gonna find 'em. They're long gone. 1548 01:33:11,492 --> 01:33:15,451 Find them, I will. Activating spectro-analyzer. 1549 01:33:17,098 --> 01:33:21,592 Vehicle tire tracks. Goodyear radials, 215-75-15. 1550 01:33:21,736 --> 01:33:22,725 Hop on, Derf. 1551 01:33:22,803 --> 01:33:25,863 You mean, you can see their tire tracks? You can follow them? 1552 01:33:25,940 --> 01:33:30,343 Piece of corn. Can of cake. "Suck doup." 1553 01:33:38,719 --> 01:33:40,778 Oh, no. Fluid. 1554 01:33:41,555 --> 01:33:42,579 He is leaking. 1555 01:33:42,657 --> 01:33:45,285 Hydraulic fluid? Brake fluid? Lighter fluid? 1556 01:33:45,359 --> 01:33:47,691 Mr. Manic, you are not knowing your fluids. 1557 01:33:47,762 --> 01:33:50,822 This is battery fluid. He is bleeding to death. 1558 01:33:54,902 --> 01:33:55,664 Here. 1559 01:33:55,736 --> 01:33:56,532 Parked. 1560 01:33:56,604 --> 01:33:57,468 Gone. 1561 01:33:58,039 --> 01:33:59,563 That way. 1562 01:34:10,885 --> 01:34:13,854 Don't worry. My cousin was a Harley-Davidson. 1563 01:34:15,389 --> 01:34:17,823 There! Chrysler LeBaron, late model. 1564 01:34:18,025 --> 01:34:20,391 That's them? You did it. We got 'em! 1565 01:34:20,828 --> 01:34:23,695 Headed south on Central Avenue, a man riding a motorcycle... 1566 01:34:23,764 --> 01:34:26,858 ...that looks like a robot? 6-Charlie, do you copy? 1567 01:34:26,934 --> 01:34:29,129 That is him! That is Number Johnny Five! 1568 01:34:29,203 --> 01:34:32,036 This is Charlie-6. 6-Charlie, we're on it. 1569 01:34:35,643 --> 01:34:37,270 I don't believe it. 1570 01:34:39,447 --> 01:34:41,677 No! We gotta lose that thing! 1571 01:34:45,352 --> 01:34:46,216 You jerk! 1572 01:34:46,287 --> 01:34:49,256 -We're never gonna catch 'em now. -Check this out, baby. 1573 01:34:49,323 --> 01:34:50,187 What? 1574 01:34:51,759 --> 01:34:54,250 -No, that's not a good idea. -Trust me. 1575 01:34:54,328 --> 01:34:58,788 Short cut. As the crow flies. Have seen utility maps in the bookstore. 1576 01:34:58,999 --> 01:35:01,524 We're on 59th, headed east. No sign of the suspect-- 1577 01:35:01,602 --> 01:35:03,797 We are not seeing the hide nor the head of them! 1578 01:35:03,871 --> 01:35:06,305 -I am requesting a helicopter immediately! -Ben? 1579 01:35:06,373 --> 01:35:07,397 4-10! 1580 01:35:08,175 --> 01:35:10,473 Do you know what I'm standing in? 1581 01:35:10,544 --> 01:35:13,012 Suspect vehicle turning east on Lakeshore. 1582 01:35:13,114 --> 01:35:13,944 Wait! 1583 01:35:18,552 --> 01:35:20,816 -What the hell? -Go around them! 1584 01:35:23,691 --> 01:35:24,680 Look out! 1585 01:35:27,862 --> 01:35:29,659 It's all right. We lost them now. 1586 01:35:29,730 --> 01:35:31,857 I'm telling you, you underestimate him. 1587 01:35:31,932 --> 01:35:33,126 He's gonna find us. 1588 01:35:35,069 --> 01:35:36,502 Do you see them? 1589 01:35:36,604 --> 01:35:37,696 Quiet. 1590 01:35:37,772 --> 01:35:40,798 Quiet? Do you know what just floated past me? 1591 01:35:40,975 --> 01:35:42,875 Vehicle is low on fuel. 1592 01:35:43,277 --> 01:35:45,040 What? No, it isn't. 1593 01:35:45,112 --> 01:35:46,340 Door is open. 1594 01:35:46,413 --> 01:35:48,813 And you're going nowhere, bozos! 1595 01:35:52,286 --> 01:35:54,652 -What's going on? -What are you doing now? 1596 01:35:54,922 --> 01:35:56,150 Pumping iron. 1597 01:35:56,290 --> 01:35:57,689 Is the car moving? 1598 01:36:02,263 --> 01:36:05,061 Prepare for launch. All systems are go. 1599 01:36:05,332 --> 01:36:06,321 It's not that. 1600 01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:07,526 The valves? 1601 01:36:09,203 --> 01:36:10,602 We have lift-off. 1602 01:36:21,148 --> 01:36:22,080 What happened? 1603 01:36:22,149 --> 01:36:23,776 Let's get them out. 1604 01:36:24,552 --> 01:36:26,986 Easy. Wait a minute. Are you okay? 1605 01:36:28,289 --> 01:36:29,984 Hey, you. 1606 01:36:30,157 --> 01:36:32,387 Here's Johnny! 1607 01:36:32,626 --> 01:36:34,253 Here. Give me that. 1608 01:36:34,895 --> 01:36:37,830 Okay, jerk off. You're gonna get recycled. 1609 01:36:38,199 --> 01:36:41,657 Oh, yeah? Well, recycle this, you meshuggenah schmuck! 1610 01:36:41,869 --> 01:36:44,030 Get out of my face, you ugly mother! 1611 01:36:44,104 --> 01:36:46,538 Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro. 1612 01:36:46,874 --> 01:36:49,172 Come on, you bug-eyed geek! 1613 01:36:49,310 --> 01:36:51,073 Do you feel lucky, punk? 1614 01:36:51,245 --> 01:36:53,213 6-Charlie, this sounds like your baby. 1615 01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:56,215 We have a 10-34 between two men and a forklift? 1616 01:36:56,283 --> 01:36:59,446 What is a 10-34? Why does he not speak English? 1617 01:37:04,992 --> 01:37:06,687 Where you going, Speedy? 1618 01:37:08,395 --> 01:37:10,886 Watch it, dink! You're out of your league. 1619 01:37:11,265 --> 01:37:14,564 Dr. Ruth says, "Violence is an expression... 1620 01:37:14,735 --> 01:37:16,635 "...of sexual frustration." 1621 01:37:16,804 --> 01:37:21,400 Saunders, you bastard, help me! "Eep-kay im-hay usy-bay!" 1622 01:37:21,475 --> 01:37:22,442 Hey, you! 1623 01:37:22,543 --> 01:37:24,135 You got water-cooled tubes? 1624 01:37:24,211 --> 01:37:26,179 -What? -I got an error message for you! 1625 01:37:26,247 --> 01:37:27,680 I'll scramble your RAM! 1626 01:37:27,748 --> 01:37:30,774 Oh, like, I'm really scared. You know, for sure. 1627 01:37:34,655 --> 01:37:37,249 Yes, J. Five! 1628 01:37:38,926 --> 01:37:40,188 You rang? 1629 01:37:42,897 --> 01:37:45,365 "Ew-scray ou-yay, ozo-bay." 1630 01:37:51,705 --> 01:37:53,297 Well, okay, pilgrim... 1631 01:37:53,374 --> 01:37:55,171 ...it's roundup time. 1632 01:37:59,780 --> 01:38:01,407 Five? 1633 01:38:01,482 --> 01:38:03,609 Excuse me. Could you put your arms down? 1634 01:38:03,684 --> 01:38:04,378 Sure. 1635 01:38:04,451 --> 01:38:06,419 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1636 01:38:12,493 --> 01:38:13,892 Five! 1637 01:38:14,895 --> 01:38:16,055 Oscar! 1638 01:38:24,738 --> 01:38:26,638 It's a dead end, Oscar. 1639 01:38:27,908 --> 01:38:29,273 Give it up! 1640 01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:41,988 -Stop! -So long, sucker. 1641 01:38:49,096 --> 01:38:51,326 Oh, yeah? Watch this. 1642 01:38:52,633 --> 01:38:54,931 Rats. Can't lock on frequency. 1643 01:38:55,669 --> 01:38:58,604 Okay, Oscar. I'll pass you off at the head. 1644 01:38:59,506 --> 01:39:01,030 Hey, tough guy-- 1645 01:39:05,279 --> 01:39:06,143 Ben! 1646 01:39:06,814 --> 01:39:07,803 Ben! 1647 01:39:09,717 --> 01:39:12,948 Where is he? He is leaking! He'll run out of power and he'll die! 1648 01:40:02,169 --> 01:40:04,364 No, Oscar! 1649 01:40:12,012 --> 01:40:14,105 Forget it. You can't swim! 1650 01:40:39,506 --> 01:40:43,067 Elevation! Altitude! Come on! 1651 01:40:47,014 --> 01:40:49,881 Oscar, you will not get away. 1652 01:40:50,150 --> 01:40:52,584 I am really pissed off! 1653 01:41:12,206 --> 01:41:13,195 No! 1654 01:41:13,974 --> 01:41:15,134 No! 1655 01:41:16,477 --> 01:41:19,412 Me, Johnny. You, busted. 1656 01:41:23,550 --> 01:41:25,313 Oh, no! 1657 01:41:38,665 --> 01:41:41,828 What are you? Punishment from God? 1658 01:41:52,946 --> 01:41:56,712 -J. Five! -Number Johnny Five, are you okay? 1659 01:42:00,053 --> 01:42:02,715 Get out of my way! 1660 01:42:02,789 --> 01:42:04,848 -Please, officer. -Benjamin. 1661 01:42:05,425 --> 01:42:06,790 Number Johnny Five? 1662 01:42:07,394 --> 01:42:09,658 What is wrong? Where is your auxiliary power? 1663 01:42:09,730 --> 01:42:11,288 -What? -His auxiliary power! 1664 01:42:11,365 --> 01:42:12,593 -Backup battery? -Yes! 1665 01:42:12,666 --> 01:42:15,829 -It's dead! -He used it up already! Goddamn it! 1666 01:42:15,903 --> 01:42:17,734 I knew he wasn't up to this. 1667 01:42:23,477 --> 01:42:25,206 Number Johnny Five. 1668 01:42:29,316 --> 01:42:30,078 You! 1669 01:42:30,150 --> 01:42:33,085 Medical person, pay attention to your job! Come here! 1670 01:42:33,153 --> 01:42:33,881 Quickly! 1671 01:42:34,087 --> 01:42:36,681 -Give me the defibrillator! -Ben, what are you doing? 1672 01:42:36,757 --> 01:42:38,019 Give it to me! 1673 01:42:38,592 --> 01:42:39,923 Good-bye... 1674 01:42:41,295 --> 01:42:42,956 ...Benjamin. 1675 01:42:46,800 --> 01:42:47,562 No! 1676 01:42:49,336 --> 01:42:51,167 Listen, you nutcase! Give me that! 1677 01:42:51,238 --> 01:42:52,762 Do not be touching me, sir. 1678 01:42:52,839 --> 01:42:55,569 Turn the power on to its top-most capacity. 1679 01:42:55,676 --> 01:42:58,110 -Get back! -Look out! 1680 01:43:00,948 --> 01:43:03,644 Number Johnny Five. Come on, Johnny Five. 1681 01:43:05,686 --> 01:43:08,382 Come on, Johnny Five! 1682 01:43:08,455 --> 01:43:09,547 Come on! 1683 01:43:15,395 --> 01:43:16,419 Please! 1684 01:43:16,496 --> 01:43:17,724 Come on! 1685 01:43:42,089 --> 01:43:43,852 Please say something. 1686 01:43:48,228 --> 01:43:50,719 Benjamin. 1687 01:43:52,132 --> 01:43:53,531 My friend. 1688 01:43:54,568 --> 01:43:55,933 Oh, my God. 1689 01:43:56,570 --> 01:44:00,267 Number Johnny Five. Are you completely operational? 1690 01:44:00,674 --> 01:44:02,403 100 percent intact? 1691 01:44:02,643 --> 01:44:04,907 Perfectly, "kay-o." 1692 01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:10,145 Keep that power on or I'll beat the living headlights out of you! 1693 01:44:10,217 --> 01:44:12,549 But I've got such a headache. 1694 01:44:13,654 --> 01:44:16,452 Number Johnny Five, you had me so worried. 1695 01:44:16,556 --> 01:44:17,386 Pardon me. 1696 01:44:38,078 --> 01:44:41,343 See this guy? I know him. I know him. Fast reader. 1697 01:44:41,415 --> 01:44:44,316 Close personal friend of mine. Comes by here all the time. 1698 01:44:44,384 --> 01:44:46,978 You talk about speed-reading, he can really read. 1699 01:44:48,388 --> 01:44:51,118 You want my toys? Everybody wants my toys. 1700 01:44:51,191 --> 01:44:53,182 Fred, will you hurry up? We'll be late. 1701 01:44:53,260 --> 01:44:55,125 You want 5,000, you got 5,000. 1702 01:44:55,195 --> 01:44:57,493 You just gotta wait six months like everybody else. 1703 01:44:57,564 --> 01:45:00,499 I got three shifts working on them now. Not a lot I can do. 1704 01:45:00,567 --> 01:45:02,728 Okay, I'll get back to you. 1705 01:45:03,603 --> 01:45:07,300 I've been a salesman all my life. I finally got something that sells! 1706 01:45:07,374 --> 01:45:08,966 What about this new slogan: 1707 01:45:09,042 --> 01:45:12,034 "Johnny Five. You know the name, now own the toy." 1708 01:45:12,112 --> 01:45:15,240 -What do you think? -I think we ought to get in the car. 1709 01:45:17,584 --> 01:45:19,211 I solemnly swear... 1710 01:45:19,353 --> 01:45:20,945 I solemnly swear... 1711 01:45:21,021 --> 01:45:24,479 ...that I will support and defend the Constitution and the laws... 1712 01:45:24,558 --> 01:45:28,085 ...that I will support and defend the Constitution and the laws... 1713 01:45:28,161 --> 01:45:30,186 ...of the United States of America... 1714 01:45:30,263 --> 01:45:32,390 ...of the United States of America... 1715 01:45:32,466 --> 01:45:33,660 ...against all.... 1716 01:45:33,734 --> 01:45:34,962 -Hurry up! -Coming. 1717 01:45:35,369 --> 01:45:38,463 ...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... 1718 01:45:38,538 --> 01:45:41,735 ...and that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same... 1719 01:45:41,808 --> 01:45:44,800 ...and that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same... 1720 01:45:44,878 --> 01:45:47,210 ...and that I take this obligation freely... 1721 01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:50,181 ...and that I take this obligation freely... 1722 01:45:50,250 --> 01:45:53,617 ...without any mental reservation, or purpose of evasion... 1723 01:45:53,954 --> 01:45:57,651 ...without any mental reservation, or purpose of evasion... 1724 01:46:00,527 --> 01:46:02,427 ...so help me God. 1725 01:46:02,529 --> 01:46:04,190 ...so help me God. 1726 01:46:04,398 --> 01:46:06,628 Congratulations to you all. 1727 01:46:06,700 --> 01:46:10,363 And finally, it is my unique honor officially... 1728 01:46:10,470 --> 01:46:13,303 ...to recognize our first robotic citizen. 1729 01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:17,037 By this ceremony, the United States government decrees... 1730 01:46:17,144 --> 01:46:19,806 ...that he shall have the same rights and privileges... 1731 01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:22,075 ...as any other citizen in this nation. 1732 01:46:22,315 --> 01:46:24,783 My special congratulations to you... 1733 01:46:24,851 --> 01:46:26,751 ...Mr. Johnny Five. 1734 01:46:27,454 --> 01:46:29,183 All right! 1735 01:46:30,123 --> 01:46:32,591 -Thank you. -Congratulations, Johnny. 1736 01:46:32,659 --> 01:46:33,751 Thank you very much. 1737 01:46:33,827 --> 01:46:35,488 -Hi, Fred. -And you. 1738 01:46:39,032 --> 01:46:41,466 Kissing, osculation, hot chotchkies. 1739 01:46:41,635 --> 01:46:42,761 My partner! 1740 01:46:42,903 --> 01:46:45,133 Mr. Five, tell us how you feel. 1741 01:46:45,205 --> 01:46:48,106 How do I feel? I feel alive!130975