Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,459
[panting]
2
00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:05,377
Ah, for shit's sake, you again?
3
00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:06,824
Really, you forgot what
happened on
4
00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,919
last week's episode?
It was seven days ago.
5
00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,904
Drop the drink and get yourself
to a fucking meeting,
6
00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,544
you loser.
7
00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,116
I'm busting my ass to get you
out of this shit hole.
8
00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,302
My work here's not done.
9
00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,054
I-I need a few more days.
10
00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,788
[Fiona] You don't think
I should bail him out?
11
00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,415
[Ford] If he skips town,
you lose all your money.
12
00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,520
Could be put to better use.
13
00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:24,939
- How?
- I don't know.
14
00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,419
Invest in another
apartment building.
15
00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:29,151
Buy a café, yoga studio.
16
00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,257
Why don't you come stay with me
for a couple of days?
17
00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,362
That'd be cool.
18
00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,551
[Brad] You spend all your
time hanging out with that
19
00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:34,575
10-year-old girl.
20
00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,720
She doesn't have anybody else.
21
00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,985
Call DCFS, bro.
22
00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,365
Shit ain't your problem.
23
00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,572
[Debbie] Eighteen dollars?
I make fifteen.
24
00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,874
[Jacob] Well, you're a girl.
Way of the world, Jugs
25
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,560
[Kev] V, why they got
so much energy now?
26
00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:45,628
Go get it.
27
00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,203
[Veronica] So well-behaved.
28
00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,254
[Kev] Pre-school.
29
00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,209
What are your plans for after
graduation, Corporal?
30
00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,302
Sir?
31
00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,822
Cadet lieutenants have
traditionally gone on
32
00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:55,846
to service academies.
33
00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:56,931
West Point?
34
00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:59,390
Get a congressman
or senator's recommendation.
35
00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,808
You really think I could, Sir?
36
00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,385
There's an epidemic
at our school.
37
00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,165
[Dr. Rosenbaum] Four people
have tested positive
38
00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,772
for virulent strains
of multiple STDs.
39
00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,225
- I slept with Frank.
- So did I.
40
00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,062
- [woman] I slept with Frank.
- [woman] Frank.
41
00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:16,108
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
42
00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:20,070
♪♪♪♪♪♪
43
00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:23,247
♪♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪♪
44
00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,497
♪♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪♪
45
00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,580
♪♪ You were beaming
once before ♪♪
46
00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:33,838
♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
47
00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,341
♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
48
00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,720
♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
49
00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,801
♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
50
00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:47,514
♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
51
00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:52,649
♪♪♪♪♪♪
52
00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,649
♪♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪♪
53
00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,736
♪♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪♪
54
00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,993
♪♪ You were willing
once before ♪♪
55
00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:08,417
♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
56
00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:11,746
♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
57
00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,254
♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
58
00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:17,131
♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
59
00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:21,055
♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
60
00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,931
Good morning,
my day-drinking brethren.
61
00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,479
- How's everyone this morning?
- We were good.
62
00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,852
You smell like actual shit,
Frank.
63
00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:34,106
Uh, rye whiskey, V.
Leave the bottle.
64
00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:36,153
Can't pay with cans, Frank.
65
00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,572
Why not? There's gotta be
20 bucks in there.
66
00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,321
[Veronica]
And that's our recycling.
67
00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,743
I just put those out.
68
00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,537
Right, and now
I'm recycling them.
69
00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:46,705
No.
70
00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:50,035
Uh, run a tab?
For old times' sake?
71
00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,209
[laughing]
72
00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,387
Oh, damn, I just peed
myself a little.
73
00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,465
Guys, can you spot me?
74
00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,515
We fucking hate you, Frank.
75
00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,478
V.
76
00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,185
Can I have the keg tray?
At least let me drink that.
77
00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:18,567
You wanna slurp warm, day-old
beer runoff from a keg tray?
78
00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,614
Wow, lowering the bar, Frank.
79
00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,844
- Disgusting, Frank.
- Every day.
80
00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:25,327
When options are few,
the wise man adapts.
81
00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:28,202
Fine. One pity beer.
One.
82
00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,374
[Hughie] You tight on cash,
huh, Frank?
83
00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,168
[Frank]
Tighter than a Mormon virgin.
84
00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,042
I know how you can make
some quick dough,
85
00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,373
if you're interested.
86
00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,503
I don't do blowies anymore,
Hughie.
87
00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,380
This lady's paying five bucks
88
00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,383
for every "Ruiz for Congress"
sign you steal from a yard.
89
00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,055
You bring the signs
over to the alley
90
00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,930
behind Wyman's headquarters,
she gives you cash.
91
00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,885
For stolen signs?
What's the catch?
92
00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,808
Just get paid to steal.
93
00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,226
All right, thanks.
94
00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,385
[Lip] What's with the uniform,
GI Joe?
95
00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,761
I thought you were off
for the summer.
96
00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,526
Yeah, aren't you supposed
to be "at rest"?
97
00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,577
At ease.
And there is no ease
98
00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,906
for a soldier
who's West Point bound.
99
00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,411
Debs, can you pass me the milk?
100
00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,787
[Carl] Debs.
101
00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,002
Eighty cents.
102
00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,328
That's how much women make
on the dollar compared to men.
103
00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,715
[Debbie] And if you're a woman
of color, 65 cents.
104
00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,168
This is a sexist
shit nugget of a country.
105
00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,470
- Don't you forget that.
- [Kev] Oh, Debs!
106
00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,969
Thank God you're not working.
Hey, I need a favor.
107
00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,550
I gotta take V to
this nursery school tour.
108
00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,205
Can you watch the girls
for like an hour?
109
00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,515
They can't come.
Thanks.
110
00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,767
Why are you speaking to me?
111
00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,973
- 'Cause you're Debbie.
- [Debbie] No.
112
00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,980
Why are you speaking
to the only woman in the room,
113
00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,436
Kevin Ball?
114
00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,862
Why is childcare
a woman's job?
115
00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,155
Let me tell you why.
116
00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,233
Did you know that
the average American man
117
00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:48,946
works about 17.5 hours a week
doing unpaid home labor?
118
00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,452
Cooking, cleaning.
While women, however,
119
00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,079
spend about 28.4 hours a week.
120
00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,855
[Debbie] Now, considering the
fact that the average American
121
00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:59,247
makes $26.82 an hour,
that's $40,000 a year
122
00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,707
that women are not getting paid
123
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,043
to cook, clean,
and wipe baby asses.
124
00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,387
- So you can't do it?
- [scoffs]
125
00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,304
Come on, Franny, let's oppose
patriarchal oppression.
126
00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,134
Yeah!
127
00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,470
[sighs]
128
00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:16,021
Lip, just an hour, man.
Please.
129
00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,168
- [Lip] No.
- Just one hour.
130
00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,045
I can't. I would. I gotta head
to a meeting before work.
131
00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,903
- I'm sorry.
- Carl! My man.
132
00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,481
Yeah, sorry, I got a parley
with a superior at 0900.
133
00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,743
[Xan] I can do it.
I don't have school.
134
00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,698
Amazing!
Thank you so much.
135
00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:33,952
Here's their diaper bag.
136
00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,414
Who are you, again?
137
00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,587
This is Xan, she's staying
with us for a while.
138
00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,790
Are you sure? I mean,
that's really nice of you.
139
00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,383
- You're paying, right?
- Bless you, Xanadu.
140
00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,297
- You're good? Sure?
- Yeah.
141
00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,924
- All right.
- I gotta get going.
142
00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,325
- [Lip] Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, Lip,
143
00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,409
I'm already late for school.
Take me?
144
00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,890
Yeah, I got you.
145
00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:53,513
- [Xan] Oh, Hi!
- [overlapping chatter]
146
00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,248
There you go, Bud.
Hey, Xan, text me, all right?
147
00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,854
- Yeah.
- Okay.
148
00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,982
Mm.
149
00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,074
[clears throat]
150
00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,868
Hey.
You know Max Whitford?
151
00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,123
The guy from the bus benches?
152
00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,145
Yeah, he's the number one
commercial real estate agent
153
00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,205
in Chicago.
154
00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,037
So says bench boy.
155
00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,374
He sold Miles that place
over on 26th street. Why?
156
00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,299
I got a meeting with him today.
157
00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,343
I'm gonna start looking
at commercial properties.
158
00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,797
[Fiona] Ian's bail money is
burning a hole in my pocket,
159
00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,975
so I'm gonna spend my equity
on buying another property.
160
00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,471
Commercial real estate?
161
00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,057
Yeah, you were the one
who told me to invest.
162
00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,504
I meant maybe buy another
building, some apartments.
163
00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,315
Those things are mini-malls.
164
00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,823
And mini-malls
are out of my league?
165
00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,072
Max Whitford's just gonna
try and fuck you, trust me.
166
00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,016
Well, I can handle men
trying to fuck me.
167
00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,656
I've been doing that
since I was nine.
168
00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,284
[Ford] Commercial real estate
carries more risk.
169
00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,743
[exhales deeply]
170
00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,829
I did pretty great flipping
that laundromat.
171
00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,210
I just don't think
it's for you.
172
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,302
Who's it for then?
173
00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,950
It's for people who were
born on third base
174
00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,135
and think they hit a triple.
175
00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,059
Oh, so I have to be an
un-fuckable trust fund baby
176
00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,478
to get anywhere in life,
that's what you're saying?
177
00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,850
You know what?
Forget it.
178
00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,432
Don't worry about it.
179
00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,522
I turned a profit on not one,
but two properties.
180
00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,944
I know you did.
181
00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,023
- And you'll do great.
- Mm-hmm.
182
00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,075
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
183
00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:38,202
♪♪♪♪♪♪
184
00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,371
So what are you guys in for?
185
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,333
Stole a first grader's
Black Amex.
186
00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,043
Didn't share
my breakfast sushi.
187
00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,969
Cool.
188
00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,139
Liam, come in, please.
189
00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:59,014
♪♪♪♪♪♪
190
00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,561
[sighs]
191
00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,767
Are you familiar
with the saying
192
00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,101
"sins of the father"?
193
00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,608
Think I've heard it at home.
194
00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:14,193
Your father made a lot
of Hopkins parents very...
195
00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,904
unhappy,
and where there's unhappiness,
196
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,207
there's often anger
and retribution.
197
00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,456
The Committee for Diversity
and Advancement
198
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,664
who fund your scholarship,
they have made some demands
199
00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,124
and, well,
200
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,961
we've loved having you here,
son.
201
00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,638
Why are you speaking
in past tense?
202
00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,387
We see this as
an opportunity for you.
203
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,263
With the step up that
we have given you,
204
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,595
you can soar now, little bird.
205
00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,813
I'm getting kicked out?
206
00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,599
Yeah.
207
00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:51,358
♪♪♪♪♪♪
208
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,741
Are you lost, honey?
209
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,533
Cadet Lieutenant
Carl Gallagher.
210
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,364
I'm here to see
Congressman Ubberman, ma'am.
211
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,620
Why?
212
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,453
I seek the honor of his
recommendation for West Point.
213
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,208
Are you a constituent?
214
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,334
Ma'am?
215
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,090
You live around here?
216
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,385
Okay, sweetheart,
I'll tell you how this works.
217
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,008
First, you set up
an appointment,
218
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,637
and the first avail we have
is in nine weeks.
219
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,678
And you come back with your
transcripts and your vitae...
220
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,104
My what?
221
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,898
Your athletic and your
academic achievements.
222
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,317
You know, publications, awards,
223
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,985
and your exceptional record
224
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,340
of your volunteer work
in this community.
225
00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:34,900
Volunteer work?
226
00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,911
You have to work for free
to get into West Point?
227
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,033
Thought you just had to wanna
kill some towel heads.
228
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,307
The 100 hours of community
service I did
229
00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,331
after juvie count?
230
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,952
Court-ordered?
231
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,834
No.
[clears throat]
232
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,411
Here is a list of our
233
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,543
accredited volunteer
organizations.
234
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,169
Maybe start there.
235
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,838
Any of them pay?
236
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,642
When we speak of marriage,
what do we speak of?
237
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,054
Well, you could
turn to the Bible,
238
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,935
see what they have to say.
239
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:12,689
We could try Ephesians 5:25.
240
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,021
"For a man shall love his wife
241
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,856
the way Christ
loved the church.
242
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,533
He gave up his life for her."
243
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,407
But that's not very
applicable to us, is it?
244
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,240
Well, when I see these
245
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,667
beautiful couples
standing before me today,
246
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,086
living under the terms of our
newly-negotiated deal,
247
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:35,132
one of mutual consent
and reduced aggression,
248
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:40,054
I see a true union, a union
that defies categorization.
249
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,052
So, Bob and Hobart,
250
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,259
Sameer and EJ,
251
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,968
Gary and Turkish,
252
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,519
do you come to
this courtyard today
253
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,597
purely to exchange vows?
254
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:50,932
[all] I do.
255
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,812
Let's start with you,
Bob and Hobart.
256
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,188
[guard] Gallagher.
257
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,354
You made bail.
258
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,565
- What?
- You're out of here.
259
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,095
[Ian] No, there's been
a mistake, all right?
260
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,888
I'm in the middle of vows.
My work here is not done.
261
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,557
- I am not leaving.
- Move it, come on, come on.
262
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,368
- No.
- Don't touch Father Gallagher!
263
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,914
[Hobart] We protect him.
264
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,993
Let him finish!
265
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,702
I don't wanna go!
266
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,753
So wait, are they
married or not?
267
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,456
Say they're married, Gallagher.
268
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,258
By the power vested in me
269
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,178
and the great
state of Illinois...
270
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,630
- [door slams]
- [man] Crazy.
271
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,762
[girls screeching, barking]
272
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,431
Girls are still doing that
screechy dog thing, huh?
273
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,311
- [chuckles]
- [girls] Whee.
274
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,109
Look, Zehra,
it's Gemma and Amy.
275
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,239
Oh, I think she's still
a little afraid of them.
276
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,574
[Reshma]
You their new sitter?
277
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,026
Yeah.
278
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,744
[Reshma] Yeah, baby,
we can do the slide.
279
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,615
Nice to meet you.
280
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,417
[girls screeching]
281
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,667
[Reshma] What're you doing
with my wallet?
282
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,052
Are you stealing from me?
283
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,800
Uh, n... no.
284
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,257
Hey! Give me my wallet back!
285
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,842
♪♪ upbeat pop music ♪♪
286
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,496
What the hell are you doing?
You can't just leave
287
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,261
the girls here.
288
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,851
♪♪ I love my leather
more than ever before ♪♪
289
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,483
♪♪ I picked it up off
some beauty queen's floor ♪♪
290
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,008
[man] What do you think
you're doing?
291
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,989
[Frank] No, these are,
uh, defective.
292
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,660
The signs are defective, and,
uh, they've ordered a recall,
293
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,829
the FDA.
The ink
294
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,077
was, um, choking hazard,
295
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,204
so they're going to
be returned.
296
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,037
[man]
That's my sign, asshole!
297
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,087
No, I... I'm gonna
bring them back.
298
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,094
- [man] Yeah, sure, you will.
- I'll return them.
299
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,384
♪♪♪♪♪♪
300
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,678
So, how old are
your princesses?
301
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,050
Uh, four years old.
302
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,473
Well, our program
has thrice been awarded
303
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,927
the Stamp of Excellence by
Good Parenting magazine.
304
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,137
Follow me this way.
305
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,402
[Kev] Holy shit,
are those bunnies real?
306
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,024
Oui, oui.
307
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,279
Each child gets his or her own
bunny at Beaucoup.
308
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,826
We try to surround the children
with soft textures,
309
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,912
like in the womb.
310
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,996
Oh. Wombs are soft.
311
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,448
[Clover] [clears throat]
312
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,205
[Clover]
[speaking Mandarin]
313
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,252
Very good, Clover.
314
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,376
I think you are
a future surgeon too.
315
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,879
I'm proud of you.
[chuckles]
316
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,301
[sighs]
317
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,470
Mandarin Immersion today.
318
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,925
So what do you think?
319
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,386
This is where I wanna go
when I die.
320
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,639
[Gayle]
Here is our applications packet
321
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,521
with beaucoup info
about Beaucoup.
322
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,817
What's this, uh,
number here?
323
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,860
Is that a year in the future?
324
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,563
No, that's our tuition.
325
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,028
- For a year?
- For the month.
326
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,279
For a month?
327
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,361
Uh, that's three times
our mortgage.
328
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,243
Oh, dear.
Yes, these numbers can seem
329
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,869
a little bit high,
330
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:58,373
but it's
pretty standard in Chicago.
331
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,874
Are there scholarships?
332
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,500
Not at Beaucoup.
333
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,548
[Gayle] Why don't
I recommend you somewhere
334
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,672
that's a little more
budget-friendly.
335
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,800
Okay?
336
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,926
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
337
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:18,936
♪♪♪♪♪♪
338
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,234
Hello, everyone!
My name is Debbie Gallagher,
339
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,733
and I am a proud welder
with a vagina,
340
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,565
and I will stand for
the wage gap no longer.
341
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,446
I am here to look for strong,
independent women
342
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,823
who will stand up with me
and say no.
343
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,405
We need equal pay.
344
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,240
We need to unite, ladies.
345
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,792
We need to stick together,
ladies.
346
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,870
We...
347
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,296
Uh, excuse me, sir, where are
all the female employees?
348
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,377
Buying pantsuits.
349
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,363
- [man] At the women's march.
- [man] Sewing pussy hats.
350
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,423
[man] Leanin' in!
351
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,713
[man] I wish they'd lean over.
352
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,177
Nice, nice, misogynistic dick.
353
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,724
♪♪♪♪♪♪
354
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,803
[Jason]
All right, um,
355
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,726
so my name's Jason,
356
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,317
and... I'm an alcoholic
and an addict.
357
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,066
- Hey, Jason.
- Hi, Jason.
358
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,675
[Jason] Sorry for having
a kid with me.
359
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,699
I didn't have anywhere else
to take her.
360
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,072
Her mom got busted
six days ago.
361
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,994
And I keep trying to take her
to a shelter,
362
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,323
but shelters don't let men
with babies in,
363
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,749
so,
364
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,201
a lot of hard nights
in the car.
365
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,664
Uh, I was sober four days
last week.
366
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,545
Blew it two days ago.
Blacked out.
367
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,501
Woke up to her screaming.
368
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,513
What I really want
is a fucking hit.
369
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,182
But I came here, so...
370
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,101
[man] Thanks for sharing,
Jason.
371
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,644
Anyone else?
372
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,935
Okay,
that's our time for today.
373
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,400
- [clears throat]
- All right, see ya.
374
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,945
[clears throat]
375
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,941
Wanna hit Patsy's
for pie before work?
376
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,698
It's kind of early
for pie, no?
377
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,366
It's never too early.
378
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,989
Besides,
they have breakfast pie.
379
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,359
- It's called "apple."
- [scoffs]
380
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,042
Hey, uh, thanks for your share,
man.
381
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,619
Was it okay?
382
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,500
I... I mean, it's weird telling
everybody your shit.
383
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,425
Yeah, no, you did good.
Just, uh, keep coming back.
384
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,093
Hey, actually,
can I ask you something?
385
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,921
Uh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
386
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,382
I don't know how this is
supposed to go. I...
387
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,469
Feels like I'm asking you out
on a date or something.
388
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,553
I need a sponsor.
389
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,229
Wondering if you...
390
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,932
you'd be up to sponsoring me.
391
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,392
Me?
392
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,524
No, man, I'm... I'm the last guy
you'd want to sponsor you.
393
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,196
But, uh,
394
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,023
you know, maybe ask Marshall.
395
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,449
[Jason]
The guy with the walker?
396
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,992
[Lip] Yeah.
397
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,242
[snickers] I need somebody
born after 1990.
398
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,120
I mean, these people are
all fucking dinosaurs.
399
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,417
No offense.
400
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,665
None taken, shithead.
401
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,417
[Jason] I feel like I could
talk to you.
402
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,674
Yeah, let me think about it,
all right?
403
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,138
What?
404
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,099
[Brad]
Let me think about it?
405
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,730
It's unity, service,
and recovery, man.
406
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,281
Service.
That guy needs you.
407
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,825
I got enough people
that need me.
408
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,534
[scoffs]
Boo-hoo-hoo.
409
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,578
You're loved and in demand.
410
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,665
[cell phone buzzes]
411
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,536
Excuse me.
412
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,793
Hello?
413
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,337
Yeah.
414
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,794
Shit, okay.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
415
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,342
All right.
Yeah, I'll catch you later!
416
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,742
[Charmaine] So Congressman
Ubberman's office
417
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,349
sent you over?
Where's that form?
418
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,017
Oh.
[chuckles]
419
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,061
Couple of routine questions.
420
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,934
Why do you wanna be a mentor?
421
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,481
I don't.
422
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,693
Then, why are you here?
423
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,021
I have to volunteer somewhere.
424
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:59,030
What academic subjects could
you tutor your mentee in?
425
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,287
None.
426
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,326
Special skills?
427
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,783
Steady hand with a knife,
ma'am.
428
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,163
Like to cut things
and watch 'em bleed.
429
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,506
I think I might know
a place for you,
430
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,256
and... [chuckles]
I guarantee you
431
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:20,089
they are in desperate need
of volunteers.
432
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,718
Here.
433
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,266
Soothing Horizon?
434
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,347
Sounds like a nail salon.
435
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,807
It's not.
436
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,314
Hi, I'm here, but I'm not here.
I'm super late.
437
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,364
- I just need shoes.
- Okay.
438
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,238
[footsteps thump]
439
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,240
[TV playing indistinctly]
440
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,118
[Fiona] Hey, whose shit
is this in my closet?
441
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,743
Mine.
442
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,208
What'd you do
with that box of shoes?
443
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,912
I need those red heels
for my meeting.
444
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,167
[Fiona] [scoffs]
445
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,089
Oh, yeah, Gallaghers,
that's great,
446
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:59,591
just ram 'em under the stairs
under some wet, moldy towels.
447
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,467
Thank you very much.
448
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,675
Why aren't you in school?
449
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,850
I got expelled.
450
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,104
Why?
451
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,305
Frank.
452
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,143
What did he do?
453
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,149
[Liam] All the moms.
454
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,147
He gave them venereal diseases.
455
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,772
And they kicked you out?
456
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,572
[TV continues indistinctly]
457
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,405
Get in my car now.
Come on.
458
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,286
- [Liam] Ugh, okay.
- [Fiona] Come on.
459
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,253
♪♪ jazzy music ♪♪
460
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:38,380
♪♪♪♪♪♪
461
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,129
♪♪ What makes a man?
What breaks a man? ♪♪
462
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,304
♪♪ Tell me what to do... ♪♪
463
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,472
- Oh.
- Hey.
464
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,425
Sorry, just surprised.
465
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,761
We don't see a lot of your type
collecting signs.
466
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,265
How many you got there?
467
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,723
Twenty-two.
468
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,685
Nice gig you got here,
fencing signs.
469
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,565
[chuckles]
I'm the campaign manager.
470
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,066
Jesus.
471
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,148
How do I become
a campaign manager?
472
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,154
Hard to break in.
Lot of hustle.
473
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,703
Took me a decade of policy law,
and an MBA from Yale.
474
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,996
Here you go.
475
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,450
One ten, plus an extra ten
bucks for your discretion.
476
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,661
I could be a lot
more discreet for 20.
477
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,500
It's the going rate for
nondisclosure
478
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,206
on the South Side.
479
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,836
Okay.
Here.
480
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,168
Thanks again.
481
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,424
Well, wait, what blocks
still have signs?
482
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,346
I could have another 50
by end of business.
483
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,722
Oh, we'd rather give the work
to the diversity hires.
484
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,598
You understand.
485
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:31,688
[Bailey]
Vote Wyman!
486
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:36,730
♪♪♪♪♪♪
487
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:41,147
♪♪♪♪♪♪
488
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:45,572
Yo, Kev, I'm so sorry, man.
Hey, you girls all right?
489
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,742
They're all right.
490
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,036
Hi, hey, ma'am.
491
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,975
Are you the one responsible
for that little hood rat
492
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:50,999
who stole my wallet?
493
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,683
Yeah, look,
I... I'm so sorry about that.
494
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,752
Um, how much did she take?
I... I can pay you back.
495
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,037
She took
the whole damn wallet.
496
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,039
Eighty bucks, my ID,
my credit cards.
497
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,652
Okay, all right,
we can take care of that.
498
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:04,169
Uh, here you go, there's 80,
and, uh, I'll find it for you.
499
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,365
I'll get it back to you,
all right?
500
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,676
I promise.
Um...
501
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,722
Hey, did you see which way
the... the girl went or...
502
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,519
Not my problem.
Tell that girl
503
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,644
if I see her in the park again,
I'm calling the cops.
504
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,691
What about Briar Lane Academy?
505
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,398
- Mm, where's that one?
- Skokie.
506
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,233
How're you gonna get up there
every day?
507
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,305
Those schools are for kids
with nannies and drivers.
508
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,662
You gotta find a school
way closer to home.
509
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,239
Or just go to Dyett.
510
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,869
[Liam]
I can't go to public school.
511
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,996
- Why not?
- Hopkins made me soft.
512
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,669
I have manners now.
I eat paté.
513
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,463
I put apricot oil
on my cuticles.
514
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,211
Well, there's three weeks
of school left,
515
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,301
- and you gotta go somewhere.
- [cell phone chimes]
516
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,011
Max Whitford says
he's gonna be late.
517
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,304
Classic power move.
518
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,633
Can't we just see if
Briar Lane Academy has a spot?
519
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,719
Maybe they provide
transportation?
520
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,100
[Fiona] Fine, here,
put the number in.
521
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,649
[line rings]
522
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,101
[woman] Admissions.
523
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,857
Hi, there, I was calling to see
524
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,688
whether you might have room
in your...
525
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,364
[woman]
Ethnicity of the student?
526
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,077
Black.
527
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,777
[woman]
Sorry, we already have one.
528
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,328
[Fiona]
One what?
529
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,326
[woman] Black student.
Thanks for calling.
530
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,873
[hangs up]
531
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:20,041
[sighs]
Sorry.
532
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,890
I'll take you over
to public school tomorrow.
533
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,925
But today I have to impress
this Whitford guy.
534
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,127
Real estate agents always
have something better
535
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,883
than whatever it is
they're showing you.
536
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,807
You just have to convince them
that you deserve to see it.
537
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,724
He's also got fiduciary duty.
538
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,975
We covered that in Ethics.
And if you wanna impress him,
539
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,351
use the word "artisanal" a lot.
540
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,148
It's how fancy people say good.
541
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,602
Artisanal cheese.
Artisanal soap.
542
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,028
Wow, where did you learn
all this?
543
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,026
Artisanal private school.
544
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:48,948
Artisanal.
545
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,947
♪♪ upbeat music ♪♪
546
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,781
♪♪♪♪♪♪
547
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,286
[Diego] Can I help you, sir?
548
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,993
Yeah, I... I need to speak
to the campaign manager.
549
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,919
It's a... it's
a matter of some urgency.
550
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,919
He's at a fundraiser, but I'm
the operations manager, Diego.
551
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,217
All right,
Operations Manager Diego,
552
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,011
are you aware there are
two whole city blocks
553
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,588
with no Ruiz signs on them?
554
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,514
Oh, I know, it's a problem.
555
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,370
Crooked Eleanor Wyman
pays the homeless to do it.
556
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,636
- I mean, it's deplorable.
- It's despicable.
557
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,971
She's evil.
558
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,683
Well, luckily, I have, uh, some
experience in erecting signs.
559
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,813
Maybe I could go around
and replace them for you.
560
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,590
- What do you guys pay?
- Five bucks a sign.
561
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,230
But, um, we try to hire
local people.
562
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:32,113
Hey, I'm as local as they come.
South Side, born and bred.
563
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,194
Uh, local Hispanic people.
[chuckles]
564
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,450
I am Hispanic.
Frank Rodriguez.
565
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,747
- Rodriguez?
- Yeah.
566
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,325
My dad was, uh, Irish,
but, uh,
567
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,285
mamacita was Mexican.
568
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,166
I'm a big, fat chimichanga.
569
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,464
Hey, I'm gonna
take 22 of these.
570
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,337
Do you guys pay in advance?
571
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,988
You're gonna have to meet us at
the debate afterwards
572
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,628
to get paid.
That's where Alejandro,
573
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,304
the campaign manager, is.
574
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,803
All righty, then.
575
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,259
Got it.
576
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,265
- Go Wyman!
- You mean Ruiz.
577
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,721
What?
578
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,055
Go Ruiz.
579
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,391
Right.
Arriba, arriba.
580
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:07,068
[chuckles]
581
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,029
[Geneva]
[voice echoing] Ian.
582
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,781
Ian, oh, my God.
583
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,612
[giggles]
584
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,286
Oh, my God.
[laughs]
585
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,870
Oh, my God, can you believe it?
586
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,081
We raised every dime ourselves.
587
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,006
- We?
- Your disciples.
588
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,210
We crowdsourced your bail
to get you out.
589
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,364
I wasn't really done in there,
though.
590
00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:33,799
Those guys need me.
591
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,302
Oh, my God, so much exciting
stuff has happened.
592
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,384
We have sponsorship now.
593
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,811
We're in 45 states,
1 mil strong on Insta.
594
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,184
We're getting some of those
conversion facilities
595
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,936
closed down.
Got money
596
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,983
and pro bono lawyers
working on it.
597
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,904
Got you a defense attorney.
[exhales deeply]
598
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,277
Okay, I'm sorry,
I'm talking so fast.
599
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,903
I'm just...
600
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,530
I'm really happy to see you.
601
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,573
You ready to face your public?
602
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,121
Come on.
603
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,793
Come on!
604
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,541
They've been waiting for hours.
605
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,003
Here he is.
Gay Jesus!
606
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:14,131
[uproarious cheering]
607
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:24,516
My name is Debbie Gallagher and
I am a welder with a vagina,
608
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,643
and I am here to stand up
to patriarchy!
609
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,351
I am looking for any and all
female employees...
610
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,405
- [man] Show us your pussy!
- To stand up with me,
611
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,945
and say no!
612
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,217
We need to stick
together, ladies.
613
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,011
- [man] Sup, double Ds?
- We will not be silent!
614
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,778
Ow, you fucking dickhead.
You almost hit my kid.
615
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,113
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, yo,
lady, you gotta go.
616
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,351
- You distracting my men.
- They're a bunch of pig fucks.
617
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,082
[man] We see boobs!
618
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,609
I am not leaving
until I get to speak
619
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,910
to one of your
female employees.
620
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,044
There aren't any.
621
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,491
You don't have
one female employee?
622
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,881
No.
623
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,172
So get your smelly cunt
out of here.
624
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,174
[man] [guffaws]
625
00:25:57,264 --> 00:26:00,132
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
626
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,890
Yeah, well, I just think
it's a little tacky
627
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,893
to be doing business
at a funeral, David.
628
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,544
[Max] All right, well,
you can tell him to come back
629
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,230
with 740 firm
or he can go fuck himself.
630
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:12,986
Right.
631
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:16,236
Sorry about that,
I'm just slammed today.
632
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,659
What can I say?
Abundance, it's a real thing.
633
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,111
So, what do you think?
634
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:23,413
It's got good bones, but I'm
really looking for
635
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:28,039
something more upscale.
More, uh, artisanal.
636
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:31,121
[Max] Uh, I see.
[chuckles]
637
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,174
I think we know
someone in common.
638
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,296
Ford Kellogg?
639
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,753
Uh... oh, God, the Irish guy?
640
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,383
You're friends with him?
641
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,760
Oh, no, not really.
642
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,512
I just know him a little
from around.
643
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,559
Yeah, my boy Tobey hired him
on a remodel.
644
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,638
Nightmare.
That joker
645
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,491
took six months longer
than he said he would.
646
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,142
Charged three times more,
and threw a temper tantrum
647
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,319
about taking out
some fucking wainscoting.
648
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,942
Anyway, need a wood guy,
just call me.
649
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,524
Okay, I appreciate that.
650
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,535
So it's, uh, 540 firm,
651
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,783
and I've got another offer
on the table, so...
652
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,538
What do you think the rental
increase per square foot
653
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,952
is gonna be year to year,
with gentrification?
654
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,501
At least 20%.
Maybe more.
655
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,924
Really?
Huh.
656
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,502
Aren't things
actually leveling off,
657
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,883
down a few percentage points
last quarter?
658
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,512
[Fiona] CBD heading towards
an equilibrium?
659
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,137
Sorry to interrupt.
660
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,720
Fiona, gotta get you to your
next closing by 1:00.
661
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,981
[giggles]
Who's this little guy?
662
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,024
[Fiona]
This is my intern, Liam.
663
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,111
He's a prodigy.
Anyway,
664
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,481
nice to meet you,
Mr...?
665
00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,234
Whitford.
666
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,064
Here.
667
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,025
Hey, you know what?
668
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,576
You seem savvy.
669
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,266
Why don't you let me show you
something else?
670
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,783
I got another property just off
Malcolm X, not even listed yet.
671
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,789
What do you say,
can you push your 1:00?
672
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:54,121
♪♪ smooth funk music ♪♪
673
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,921
♪♪♪♪♪♪
674
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,419
Okay, just this once.
675
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,842
Fantastic.
I'll text you the address.
676
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:03,421
♪♪♪♪♪♪
677
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,677
- [man] Look who's back!
- I'm bringing 'em back.
678
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,383
[man] What the hell
are you doing now?
679
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,595
I'm bringing 'em back, asshole,
just like I said I would.
680
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,772
See?
I'm bringing 'em.
681
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,099
[Frank] Here they are.
682
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,193
[man] I didn't ask
for that sign!
683
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,560
[Frank] Brand new, see?
684
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:17,939
They were defective.
685
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,521
[man] I don't want
any more signs!
686
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,523
It was defective.
687
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,654
What are you, an idiot?
Jesus.
688
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,077
[man] Who you calling
an idiot?
689
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,326
[bell rings]
690
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,748
[dogs squealing, barking]
691
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,586
Can I help you?
692
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:42,339
Yeah, heard you guys might be
in need of some volunteers.
693
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:44,386
You wanna volunteer?
Here?
694
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,136
Yes, sir. I'm in need of some
documented community service.
695
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,426
Trying to get into West Point.
696
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,220
Well, great.
Military boy, huh?
697
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,680
Yeah, strong stomach.
Perfect.
698
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:56,107
How much can you bench, son?
'Cause these sons of bitches
699
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,354
can get heavy.
700
00:28:57,444 --> 00:29:00,061
Uh, what is it exactly
you guys are doing here?
701
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,487
Well, come on back,
I'll show you.
702
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,530
[dogs whining]
703
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,529
[dog panting]
704
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,407
Got a, uh, 15-year-old
Rottweiler in there
705
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,955
and a pair of
16-year-old Mastiffs.
706
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,407
Should be done in a second.
707
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,501
Done?
708
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,202
Yeah. Only takes three
or four minutes,
709
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,754
if you get the, uh, hose
on the tailpipe right.
710
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,378
[engine humming]
711
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,252
You're killing dogs?
712
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:28,010
Yeah. That's the service
we offer the community, son.
713
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:32,765
Euthanasia for elderly,
and, uh, terminally ill dogs.
714
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,846
I'm a retired vet.
715
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,104
Had my own practice
for, uh, 38 years.
716
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,776
And I got sick of seeing these
poor people around here
717
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,855
shooting their own dogs in the
street when they got old,
718
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,817
toss 'em in dumpsters
and drop 'em off the bridge
719
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,493
with a... with a cinderblock
tied to their paw.
720
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:52,947
And all because they
couldn't afford the $150
721
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,782
to put 'em down at the vet's.
722
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,118
Well, now they can call
Soothing Horizon.
723
00:29:57,212 --> 00:30:00,922
We pick 'em up, bring 'em here,
and let 'em go peaceful.
724
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,294
In a gas chamber?
725
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,716
Yep.
726
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,839
♪♪♪♪♪♪
727
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,670
Uh...
728
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,630
Banjo and Lucky are dead.
729
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:11,091
[dog whimpers, thumps]
730
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:14,222
Skippy too.
Come on, grab a leg.
731
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,599
♪♪♪♪♪♪
732
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,100
Did you see his face
733
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,227
when I called out
his 20% lie?
734
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,106
He was like,
"Ah, damn!"
735
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:25,154
God, we crushed it back there.
736
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,651
Did you find
another private school?
737
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,735
No, but there are
57 private schools in Chicago.
738
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,535
One must need a token.
739
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,932
And stop fidgeting
with your hair.
740
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,868
It reads weak.
741
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,325
♪♪ foreboding rock music ♪♪
742
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,160
[Ruiz] Two hundred grand...
743
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,836
Campaign Manager Alejan...
744
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,192
[Ruiz] Speaking engagement at
the Black Corporate Officers
745
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,583
of America Conference.
And where did my opponent...
746
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,794
- [Ruiz]...put that money?
- Are you Alejandro?
747
00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,130
Right in her pocket.
748
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:52,201
[Wyman] If by "pocket" Isaac
Ruiz means my campaign...
749
00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,625
- [Wyman]...then yes...
- Alejandro?
750
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,301
- No.
- [Wyman]...I am guilty.
751
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,682
Guilty of trying to represent
my constituents
752
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,605
by staying in office.
753
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,150
And Isaac Ruiz is one to talk.
He's a Republican businessman.
754
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:07,025
Took a $500,000 donation
from the Mexican Youth
755
00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:10,654
Soccer Organization and then
announced massive plans
756
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:14,704
to turn our baseball fields
into turf soccer fields.
757
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,123
Hey, what... what's
going on here?
758
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,825
[man] It's the
Ruiz/Wyman debate.
759
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:22,378
They are the congressional
candidates from this district.
760
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,750
Congress, huh?
761
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,298
...to turn this
condemned eyesore
762
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:30,470
into an LGBTQ Latino Center
of South Side.
763
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,887
[cheers and applause]
764
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,242
[Ruiz] What about
the hardworking
765
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,383
African-American citizens
766
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,560
who want a Martin Luther King
African Art Center
767
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:38,807
in that brewery?
768
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,310
Hey, um...
769
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,732
you Alejandro?
770
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:45,105
Uh, yes.
Uh, sir, uh, sorry.
771
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,798
- Contributions are over there.
- No, no, no.
772
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,656
I... I wanna get paid.
I, uh... I put up signs.
773
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,484
A hundred and ten dollars.
774
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,364
So, uh...
[clears throat]
775
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:58,744
You must be
Frank Rodriguez?
776
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,291
In the flesh.
777
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,331
Thank you, mi amigo.
778
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:06,460
[cheers and applause]
779
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,804
Here at Basic we have
a strict "no nothing" policy.
780
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:16,382
No acting up, no crying,
and no snitching.
781
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,809
What happens at Basic
stays at Basic.
782
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,729
[woman] That toilet's not gonna
clean itself, little missy.
783
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:22,851
Get down in there.
784
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,648
[Rita] Come on, keep coming.
785
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:28,524
Through here.
786
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,024
♪♪ downtrodden rock music ♪♪
787
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,357
This is our infant area.
788
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,285
And out here is
where we hold our older kids.
789
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,864
We call it
the Imagination Area.
790
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,791
[truck honks]
791
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,210
Where are the toys?
792
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,661
Bunnies?
793
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,996
See, that's just it.
You use your imagination.
794
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,706
You imagine toys.
795
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,632
♪♪♪♪♪♪
796
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,253
[Max] So...
[clears throat]
797
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,222
- Doesn't look like much.
- Yet.
798
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,220
But this is
a killer opportunity.
799
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,097
Trust me, everything
on this block
800
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,930
is gonna quadruple in value
in the next five years.
801
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,811
You could put in a cold slab
ice cream store there.
802
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:08,393
A yoga studio.
Pilates.
803
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,773
Sky's the limit.
804
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:11,274
Why quadruple?
805
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:12,633
There's a new project coming
in down the street.
806
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,239
Not announced yet.
807
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,034
The nursing home rumor is true?
808
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,911
Yeah.
809
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,330
We're putting in another Sunset
Brook Senior Care Center.
810
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,497
[Fiona] Wow.
811
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,450
[Max] Nobody wants to change
parental diapers.
812
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:25,625
It's sad, right?
813
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:28,204
Lack of gratitude
for our most vulnerable.
814
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,205
Anyways, there's a Whole Foods
coming in down the street.
815
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,546
Serving this up to you
in a silver platter.
816
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,217
Any way to get in
on the Sunset Brook deal?
817
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,469
[chuckles] No, no, I'm sorry.
I'm way oversubscribed
818
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:40,995
on that as it is.
I mean, I had to fight
819
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,601
to get my own money into it.
820
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:45,020
But this is the opportunity
right here.
821
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,731
So, interested?
822
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:48,978
In Sunset Brook I am.
823
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,523
Listen, I gotta get to a drinks
thing at Fig & Cherry,
824
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,383
but if either of the properties
I showed you interest you,
825
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,407
just give me a call.
826
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,991
Unless you wanna come along
for drinks.
827
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,536
Drinks could turn into dinner,
it could turn into...
828
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,738
maybe more.
829
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,664
You should really let me in
on this Sunset Brook deal.
830
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,961
I got cash in hand.
I know the neighborhood.
831
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,959
Drinks?
Yay, nay?
832
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,008
I think I already have a thing,
don't I?
833
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,460
Dinner with investors.
834
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,045
We needed to leave
five minutes ago.
835
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,380
[Fiona]
Well, nice to meet you.
836
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,056
Absolutely,
let's stay in touch.
837
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:23,885
I'll see you, Lance.
Stay fresh.
838
00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:27,350
[Liam]
What a douchebag.
839
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,897
[Fiona] Beyond.
840
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,101
[engine starts,
rap music plays on stereo]
841
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,662
[car honks]
842
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,458
[Lip] Hey!
843
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,790
Hey.
844
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,294
Xan, stop!
845
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,423
Xan.
846
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:01,468
Xan.
847
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,049
Come here.
Come here.
848
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:04,903
- You stop trying to hit me.
- Get off of me.
849
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,810
I'm not going back
to DCFS.
850
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,512
What are you talking...
[grunts]
851
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,607
Fuck!
852
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:10,932
Would you stop?
853
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:16,446
I didn't call DCFS, dumbass.
I'm on your side.
854
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,693
Jesus Christ.
855
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,274
The hell's going on with you?
856
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,237
Can't leave toddlers
in the park, Xan.
857
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:25,766
The lady was gonna
call the cops on me.
858
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,282
Yeah, well, why were you
stealing from her?
859
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,119
I would've given you the money.
860
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,834
What'd you need
the money for anyway?
861
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,591
My mom.
862
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,382
Your mom's around?
863
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,680
No, but she has a P.O. box
864
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,679
at the mailbox place
around the corner.
865
00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,510
That's where she gets
her SNAP benefits,
866
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,563
so I try to leave a little
money in there for her when I can.
867
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,901
You can't be doing that shit,
all right?
868
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:07,614
All right, my mom, she was
always disappearing, okay?
869
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,949
Always asking me for money,
but you can't do it.
870
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,330
She doesn't ask me.
871
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,877
♪♪ gentle guitar music ♪♪
872
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,421
Okay.
873
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:21,128
♪♪♪♪♪♪
874
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:23,429
Listen, I'm gonna put some
money in your mom's P.O. box,
875
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,801
all right?
876
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,053
But you cannot do this again.
877
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,011
M'kay.
878
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:32,517
All right.
879
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,690
♪♪♪♪♪♪
880
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,109
[exhales deeply]
881
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:40,154
♪♪♪♪♪♪
882
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,572
Where's that lady's wallet,
huh?
883
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,069
She's pissed as shit.
884
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:44,904
In a dumpster on Ellis.
885
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,822
♪♪♪♪♪♪
886
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:52,454
- Where are you going?
- Dumpster diving.
887
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,623
Coming?
888
00:36:56,047 --> 00:37:00,838
♪♪♪♪♪♪
889
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,418
[Frances]
And then the puppy said,
890
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,003
"Let's be friends, Kitty."
891
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:05,633
And Kitty felt afraid,
892
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,262
because cats are
supposed to be scared of dogs.
893
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,559
But Kitty decided to be brave
894
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:14,639
because dogs and cats
can be best friends.
895
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:17,771
[applause]
896
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,605
- Great puppet show, Sister.
- [Frances] Thank you.
897
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,939
The children help make the
puppets out of donated clothes
898
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,234
- and milk cartons.
- [Kev] Mm!
899
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,693
Teaches creativity
and recycling.
900
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:31,076
Mm! Let's cut to the chase,
Sister.
901
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,577
How much?
902
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,227
Well, we try to keep
tuition affordable,
903
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,084
so we only charge $150 a week,
904
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,788
but we do need
your child to be baptized.
905
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,544
Is your little one baptized?
906
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,714
- 100%.
- Baptized.
907
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,293
Dunked in the water.
We're very religious.
908
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,424
We pray every night
and we put those dirty crosses
909
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,550
on our faces.
910
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,302
He means on Ash Wednesday.
911
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,536
[Kev]
Sometimes Thursdays too.
912
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,301
We are down with the Christ.
913
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,222
Then the one spot we have open
is all yours,
914
00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:57,477
Mr. and Mrs. Ball.
915
00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,105
Sorry, did you say one spot?
916
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,936
[Frances]
Yes, you're in luck.
917
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,989
Little Emily-Jo joined her
parents on their Sudan mission.
918
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:10,452
♪♪ upbeat rock music ♪♪
919
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,952
[cheering,
overlapping chatter]
920
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,374
[man] Ian, we love you!
921
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:20,296
♪♪♪♪♪♪
922
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,758
[indistinct shouting]
923
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:29,839
♪♪♪♪♪♪
924
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,175
Are you okay?
925
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,807
Yeah.
Just used to being in lock up.
926
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,889
[chuckles]
Right.
927
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,065
- Who are all these people?
- They're the movement.
928
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,313
This is Jo, Beth,
Sara, Monte, and Kimby,
929
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:43,564
our Senior Council.
930
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,095
Let's get you to
the conference room.
931
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,318
We told them only
one selfie per person.
932
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:48,740
- Selfies?
- Our donors.
933
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,989
If you give 1K or more, you get
a step and repeat
934
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,786
- with Gay Jesus.
- Wait. Geneva, donors?
935
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,283
[Geneva] For your bail.
936
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:57,538
It's exciting, isn't it?
How much we've grown.
937
00:38:57,627 --> 00:39:00,415
Because of you,
thanks to you.
938
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,121
Oh, give 'em the index cards.
939
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,026
[Geneva] Monte wrote
a statement for you.
940
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:07,634
He used to work in publicity
for Leo Burnett.
941
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,679
"My harrowing
and abusive time in jail"?
942
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,347
Good, right?
943
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,924
Prison was inspiring.
944
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,975
Well, just emphasize your
oppression as a gay man
945
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,928
and the daily violence
you endured.
946
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,438
What is this?
947
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,086
Oh, that's all the van
torchings we've done.
948
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,851
We're doing more tomorrow
in your honor.
949
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:25,152
Why?
950
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:28,527
It's become a symbol of freeing
kids from oppression.
951
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,154
Oh. [chuckles]
We got you this to wear.
952
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:33,604
[exhales deeply] It'll make a
great picture for the website.
953
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,698
- Am I allowed to take a piss?
- Sure, yeah, of course.
954
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,784
It... it's around the corner,
just make it quick.
955
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,710
Press conference starts in ten.
956
00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:42,832
[door slams]
957
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:47,007
♪♪♪♪♪♪
958
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:57,848
♪♪♪♪♪♪
959
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,314
♪♪ Watch us disappear ♪♪
960
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,767
♪♪ Back into the ether ♪♪
961
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:07,399
♪♪♪♪♪♪
962
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,855
One point seven million.
963
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,156
You hear that?
964
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,655
And the Sunset Brook up in
Evanston sold two years
965
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,704
after initial acquisition
with a $2 million profit.
966
00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:19,031
That piece of shit
is sitting on a golden egg,
967
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,162
and he's trying to unload
that dump on me
968
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,914
that hasn't been renovated
since the '80s
969
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:25,747
and has been on the market
since... I... when, Liam?
970
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,457
February. Asking price went
down on Looper yesterday.
971
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,588
- Unbelievable.
- 'Cause he's a dick.
972
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:31,678
[Ford] I told you that.
973
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,504
The nursing home offering
is still online.
974
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:35,385
It says there's five
partnership spots left.
975
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:38,388
♪♪ funky music ♪♪
976
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,561
♪♪♪♪♪♪
977
00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,354
[Fiona]
Oh, he's a fucking liar.
978
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,585
He's putting the whole thing
together and he wrote me off
979
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,225
as dollar store trash?
980
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,561
'Cause he's a dick.
I told you that.
981
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:51,363
Can you stop reminding me
that you were right?
982
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,729
He try to sleep
with you as well?
983
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,901
Yes, he tried to sleep with me.
984
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,951
No, he didn't take me
seriously.
985
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,325
And yes,
you were completely right.
986
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:01,247
And he's not gonna get away
with it.
987
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,246
Sunset Brook is
coming to my neighborhood.
988
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,749
It's coming to my backyard.
It's gonna print money.
989
00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:08,080
[Fiona] And I want in.
Come on, Liam.
990
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:10,040
Where are we going?
991
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:13,548
To take what's ours.
992
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:16,551
[dogs barking in the distance]
993
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:20,260
Don't worry, Sergeant,
he won't feel any pain.
994
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:22,060
The injection doesn't hurt.
995
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,935
And he'll be buried in a grassy
field down by the lake.
996
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,505
[Jordan] That's a great
comfort to me.
997
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,400
Thank you.
I love Biscuit.
998
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,444
[Ralph] Of course you do.
And he loves you.
999
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,443
When you're ready,
we'll begin.
1000
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,617
Put the music on.
1001
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:40,287
[Ralph]
And, uh, toss some rose pedals.
1002
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:41,454
Not all of them.
1003
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,498
Save some for the others.
1004
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,450
[gentle choral music
playing on stereo]
1005
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:48,504
There's my boy.
There's my good boy.
1006
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:51,878
God, he's a service dog?
1007
00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:55,757
Yep, General Biscuit's been
with me since Afghanistan.
1008
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,338
I lost an eye.
1009
00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,924
I gained a best friend.
1010
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,055
[sniffles,
pats Biscuit]
1011
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,886
Thick and thin, eh, buddy?
1012
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:07,307
♪♪ Lord be with you ♪♪
1013
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,394
♪♪ Till we meet again ♪♪
1014
00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:13,274
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1015
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,821
[rock music
playing on stereo]
1016
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:17,445
Over there, all right?
Yo.
1017
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,152
So where the hell was she?
1018
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:22,329
Oh, it's a long story.
Sorry I'm so late.
1019
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,452
I'll work tonight,
make up for it.
1020
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,958
Don't worry about it.
1021
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,162
[Lip] Hey, could you, uh,
toss me the torque wrench?
1022
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:30,291
Yeah.
1023
00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,298
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1024
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,716
Thanks.
1025
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:39,300
What's up?
1026
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:44,305
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1027
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,684
I wanna tell you something.
As a friend.
1028
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:49,185
Are you coming out to me, man?
1029
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,689
You should sponsor
that guy with the baby.
1030
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:54,780
[chuckles]
Fuck.
1031
00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,864
It's the next stage in your
sobriety, you're ready.
1032
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,235
[exhales deeply]
1033
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,368
What am I supposed to say
to that guy, Brad, huh?
1034
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:03,446
"You can do it"?
1035
00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:06,907
- I can barely do it myself.
- Then so say that to him.
1036
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,414
Look, you've already been
a sponsor without knowing it.
1037
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,791
Look what you did for Youens,
and for me.
1038
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,622
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1039
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,676
I got enough shit to be
stressed about, all right?
1040
00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:17,380
Lip.
1041
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,587
Helping another AA member is
a hell of a lot better
1042
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,014
for your sobriety than chasing
after a kid who's not yours.
1043
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,468
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1044
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:28,349
Gallaghers don't sponsor.
We get sponsored.
1045
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,439
It's in our DNA.
1046
00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,481
Well, maybe you're
more than your DNA.
1047
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,604
At least I think you are.
1048
00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:36,732
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1049
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,198
I gotta take a leak.
You take 'em in there
1050
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:41,650
and, uh, give 'em some treats
1051
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:44,327
and, uh, make 'em feel real
comfy and then get started.
1052
00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:46,655
Uh, you know,
maybe we could wait a second.
1053
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,042
Wait for what?
1054
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:52,086
I mean, let 'em die naturally.
They're practically dead.
1055
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,914
Plus Biscuit's a vet.
Deserves better.
1056
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:56,873
I couldn't agree with you more,
son,
1057
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,755
but I'm a not-for-profit.
1058
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,178
I get 20, 25 dogs
through here a week.
1059
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:05,178
That's a lot of dog food,
doggy diapers, medications.
1060
00:44:05,268 --> 00:44:08,807
Some of them need a senior
diet, and that's twice as much.
1061
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,934
So, uh, get started.
Chop chop.
1062
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,404
- [knocking on door]
- [Debbie] It's open!
1063
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,233
I'll be right down, Farhad.
1064
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:26,036
[Alex] Hello?
Looking for Debbie Gallagher.
1065
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,489
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1066
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,768
[Alex] Can I talk
to you a minute?
1067
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,499
No. How did you find me?
1068
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,999
You told everyone in Chicago
your name is Debbie Gallagher
1069
00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:36,000
and you're a welder
with a vagina.
1070
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,860
- [Alex] Not hard to find.
- What do you want?
1071
00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:40,467
- I'm gonna be late.
- I lied to you this morning.
1072
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,840
There is another woman
on my site.
1073
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,216
Who?
1074
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,889
Me.
1075
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,221
[chuckles]
You're a woman?
1076
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,303
I don't wanna get paid
1/3 of what the dudes make.
1077
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:52,437
It's bullshit.
1078
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,856
[Alex] My last job I was
the best electrician on site.
1079
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,461
Foreman paid me 1/3
of what the guys got.
1080
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:58,351
Now, I got a good gig,
1081
00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:01,359
but you saw how Neanderthal
them jokers can be.
1082
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:02,610
I'm in the lion's den.
1083
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,363
I had to pull
a Boys Don't Cry.
1084
00:45:05,453 --> 00:45:07,661
Wow. That's hardcore.
1085
00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:10,615
You can't tell. My foreman's
a piece of dog shit.
1086
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,542
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
1087
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,369
Oh, sorry, I don't mean
stare at you.
1088
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:17,125
You just really look
like a dude.
1089
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,708
Yeah, yeah, I... I know.
[chuckles]
1090
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,760
Ah, shit, I gotta go.
I'm gonna be late for work.
1091
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:27,089
Yeah.
Um...
1092
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,327
[Alex]
what time do you get off?
1093
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:30,434
Maybe you wanna
grab a beer later,
1094
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:31,680
topple the patriarchy?
1095
00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,387
Hell yeah.
I'm off at 9:00.
1096
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:36,315
All right, then, it's a...
it's a date.
1097
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:41,441
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1098
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,902
[overlapping chatter]
1099
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,469
[Max]...Because I don't know
if anybody's
1100
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,075
gonna be there to pick me up.
1101
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:49,278
You still got five limited
partnerships available
1102
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,284
on that Sunset Brook lot.
1103
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,786
[Fiona]
So what the hell, Whitford?
1104
00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,084
Do you think
I'm not smart enough?
1105
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,378
Or you just like
making women feel like
1106
00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:00,547
they need to fuck you
to join an LLC?
1107
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,833
Um...
1108
00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:05,961
This is Fiona Gallagher.
She's... she's very passionate
1109
00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:07,512
about real estate.
1110
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,201
I know the neighborhood.
I know the people.
1111
00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:11,262
I know the old people you're
gonna put in diapers.
1112
00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:12,746
I know the permits.
I know the people
1113
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,306
that stamp the permits.
1114
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,639
I know that block
like the back of my hand.
1115
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,558
I got 50K in my pocket
and I want in.
1116
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:21,981
You'd need 100 to play.
1117
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,234
Then I got 100 in my pocket.
1118
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:27,987
So what do you say?
1119
00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:31,319
Am I in?
Or am I out?
1120
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:32,871
'Cause if I'm in,
I'll leave.
1121
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,244
But if I'm not,
1122
00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:37,951
I'm gonna keep standing here.
1123
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:42,084
And I'm gonna eat every one
of your goddamn breadsticks.
1124
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:44,382
[dance music
playing on stereo]
1125
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:47,134
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1126
00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,806
Let me ask you fine gentlemen,
1127
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,475
which of these congressional
candidates look like you?
1128
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:58,055
That's a gay Latino man and
a semi-hot black woman, Frank.
1129
00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:01,938
Exactly. American men
used to control everything.
1130
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:04,771
Look at a history book.
We used to be the leading men.
1131
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,730
Now, we're marginalized.
1132
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:10,067
I attended a congressional
debate this afternoon,
1133
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,948
and you know
what I experienced?
1134
00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,995
Reverse racism.
1135
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,040
It's all diverse gays
and vaginas now.
1136
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:19,243
The tide is changing,
gentlemen,
1137
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,876
and it's changing
too damn fast, am I right?
1138
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:26,003
[overlapping chatter]
1139
00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:29,882
[Frank]
Give me a beer.
1140
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,511
I'll tell you something else.
1141
00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:36,139
They're trying to take the Old
Blue Brewery away from us.
1142
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:40,723
They wanna convert it into
an LTGB-E-I-E-I-O,
1143
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:44,184
or a... a goddamn
African Art gallery?
1144
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,644
So?
1145
00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,695
We need a candidate of our own,
boys.
1146
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:50,399
A bright, shining
beacon of hope.
1147
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,735
We need someone who will
promote and protect
1148
00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:55,571
our values.
Someone who'll make sure
1149
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,951
our culture doesn't disappear.
1150
00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:01,706
Someone who sat on a barstool
and stared down the gun barrel
1151
00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:04,163
that is the working class
experience.
1152
00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,838
But who?
1153
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:09,801
What about Mo White?
1154
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:12,800
- He died.
- [Frank] He did? Are you sure?
1155
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,722
He did... somebody check.
Did he die?
1156
00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:17,517
Uh, says here he's alive,
just retired.
1157
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:21,313
Well, that's perfect.
Mo White is a genius idea.
1158
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:24,563
He was a true American
congressman.
1159
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:28,111
He loosened the liquor license
rules so that the Irish
1160
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:29,904
would have some place to drink.
1161
00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:31,635
- ♪♪ patriotic music ♪♪
- He helped rebuild Comiskey.
1162
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,992
He put in bocce
for our Italian brothers.
1163
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:36,661
- A... and... and horse-shoe pits.
- That's right.
1164
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,350
Didn't he keep
the Chris Columbus memorial
1165
00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,615
from being torn down?
1166
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,074
[Frank] You bet your
ass he did.
1167
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:43,000
Mo White is a friend
of the South Side.
1168
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:45,955
We gotta find Mo White
and write White in.
1169
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:48,791
[Frank] We need seed money
for his campaign.
1170
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,466
Ten bucks.
I'll go first.
1171
00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:52,294
Give me that.
Ten bucks.
1172
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:54,175
Everybody, ten bucks.
What do you say?
1173
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,597
Come on, yeah.
1174
00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:57,766
The fundraising
starts right now.
1175
00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:00,310
The campaign pot
is coming around.
1176
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:03,480
Hey, let's make Chicago
white again.
1177
00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:05,102
- [all] Yeah.
- [chuckles]
1178
00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:08,401
- Mo White, Mo White...
- [all chanting] Mo White...
1179
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:11,730
♪♪ patriotic music ♪♪
1180
00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:15,283
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1181
00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:18,453
I got it.
Mo White, Mo White.
1182
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:22,328
Yeah.
Mo White, Mo White, Mo White.
1183
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,660
[dogs howl, whimper]
1184
00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:26,369
[door opens and closes]
1185
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,000
[dogs barking]
1186
00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,970
[Carl] Yeah, I know this
isn't the Ritz-Carlton,
1187
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:33,043
but the Gallagher basement
beats the murder van, guys.
1188
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,720
I got you guys some water.
1189
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:39,220
I'm gonna do a Petco run.
Any requests?
1190
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,018
No? All right, well,
you guys just relax,
1191
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:45,142
take all the time you need,
just die naturally.
1192
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:46,723
All right?
Take care.
1193
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,433
[dogs whining]
1194
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,149
[dogs barking]
1195
00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,660
[grunts] Jesus Christ.
Ian.
1196
00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,408
- When'd you get out?
- Today.
1197
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,535
Welcome home.
You look good.
1198
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,116
Did you lean out in there?
1199
00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:08,996
So...
1200
00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,498
what'd I miss
around here?
1201
00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:14,338
You know,
same old, same old.
1202
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,390
Well, I gotta go pick up
like 80 pounds of kibble.
1203
00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:19,806
You know, catch up later?
1204
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,101
Yeah, yeah.
1205
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,678
Wait, who's the girl on my bed?
1206
00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:27,014
Uh, that's Xan,
Lip's kid.
1207
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,349
[door closes]
1208
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:31,650
So...
1209
00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:33,478
you're both going
to nursery school
1210
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,440
and you'll both have
on the exact same outfit,
1211
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:38,821
but you can't ever be in the
same room at the same time.
1212
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,028
Gemma, Daddy's gonna drop you
off at the back door.
1213
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,909
And Amy, Mommy's gonna drop you
off at the front door.
1214
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:45,602
[Veronica] And Amy,
if you're on the play ground
1215
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:46,626
that means you, Gemma,
1216
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,042
you gotta be in the classroom.
1217
00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:49,790
And Gemma, if you're in
the arts room,
1218
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,089
then Amy, you're gonna
have to hide in your cubby.
1219
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:54,461
And you're both named Amy now.
1220
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,966
There is no Gemma.
Gemma doesn't exist anymore.
1221
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,468
Only Amy.
And you're devout Catholics,
1222
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:03,676
so cross yourselves a lot,
like this.
1223
00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:05,385
- [giggles]
- Good.
1224
00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:06,970
Okay.
1225
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,226
This is going to be
1226
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,730
a super fun secret family game,
right?
1227
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,528
We love you Amy.
We love you, Fake Amy.
1228
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,152
We love you, Fake Amy.
1229
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:21,155
♪♪ solemn music ♪♪
1230
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:26,286
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1231
00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,497
[Lip]
Hey. How's it going, man?
1232
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:35,631
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1233
00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,254
I'm here.
1234
00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:38,835
Yeah.
1235
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,717
[Lip] Hey.
1236
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:44,136
Coming in?
1237
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:50,769
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1238
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,776
[baby crying]
1239
00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:06,325
[Lip] Hey, man, I tell you what.
Why don't we go in together?
1240
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,532
Huh?
1241
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,744
Uh, I'll sponsor you.
Come on.
1242
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,544
[baby crying]
1243
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,123
Come on, sweetie, come on.
Come on, you're okay.
1244
00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:18,879
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1245
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:22,087
We'll get some pie
after and talk.
1246
00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,381
I know a good place.
1247
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:25,932
I don't eat pie.
1248
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:28,093
Now you do.
1249
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:39,859
- Can I help you?
- [Frank] Mo White?
1250
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:40,948
Yeah.
1251
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,153
Yeah, who are you?
1252
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:46,195
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
1253
00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:49,747
Sir, your country needs you.
1254
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:52,701
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1255
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:53,956
Uh-huh?
1256
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,208
[Fiona] All right,
pick your poison.
1257
00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,335
- Grape or punch?
- [Liam] Punch.
1258
00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:01,213
♪♪ The world ♪♪
1259
00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,545
♪♪ Passed it on
to somebody else ♪♪
1260
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,255
We did it.
1261
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:06,806
[laughs]
1262
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:09,885
Gallagher finally
made it off first base.
1263
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,264
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1264
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:13,768
♪♪ Whoa ♪♪
1265
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:16,065
♪♪ Oh ♪♪
1266
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:20,862
♪♪ Taking bets
from Bangkok to France ♪♪
1267
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:23,736
♪♪ Why sit down
when you wanna da... ♪♪
1268
00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:35,585
[man] Hand.
1269
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:37,082
Chest.
1270
00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,708
Cock.
1271
00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:40,882
And fire.
1272
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,676
Chest.
And fire.
1273
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:46,755
Chest.
And fire.
1274
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:49,182
Chest.
Shoulder.
1275
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,894
[plays "Taps" on trumpet]
1276
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,437
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1277
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:56,435
[Lip] What the fuck?
It's 5:00 in the morning,
1278
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:57,811
Carl.
1279
00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,609
[Debbie] It's a goddamn dog,
Carl.
1280
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:02,904
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1281
00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:05,903
♪♪ rock music playing ♪♪
1282
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:11,034
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1283
00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,467
♪♪ We really had an attitude ♪♪
1284
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:27,136
♪♪ Since we quit our jobs ♪♪
1285
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,680
♪♪ How long
will the deal last? ♪♪
1286
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:34,011
♪♪♪♪♪♪
93422
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.