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Oh, it's lovely.
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Just lovely.
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A lot of girls cry when they see
themselves in a wedding dress.
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Every little girl's dream.
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Or nightmare. You know.
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If you're fat.
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Hello.
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Do you do girls?
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It says here "Yes" to anal,
GFE, school uniform;
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"No" to scats, stags and water sports.
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- You've got nothing against girls.
- What's the set-up?
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Threesome.
The client wants two girls.
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- Who's the other one?
- I haven't booked one yet.
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- What about Rachel?
- No, she's in Marbella.
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- Tanya?
- She's going to see Les Mis.
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Again? How many times is that?
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Who knows? It's a sickness.
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And what's the client like that
one of us isn't enough?
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It's Ashok.
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Ashok?
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Every-second-Wednesday-since-
I- started Ashok?
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The very same. Sometimes, two
heads are better than one.
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I'll find someone and call you back.
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It's not that I don't like
going down on girls.
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It's just that I never really
enjoy going out with them.
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You're supposed to be helping me find a suit.
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I know. Can you undo this?
I'm trapped.
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So? What do you think?
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When is it again?
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8th March.
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1979?
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You look like you've just stepped out
of my parent's wedding photo.
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- Jesus.
- Excuse me.
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It's bad luck to see the bride in
her gown before the big day.
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It's all right. She's not the bride.
She's just here to help.
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I told my best friend that I'm a
prostitute. He hasn't said a thing.
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We're both acting like everything's
fine but, of course, it's not.
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So, the night your sister had a baby -
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I can't believe I'm asking!
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Were you working as a prostitute?
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Were you doing that when we
were still seeing each other?
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No! No.
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And you have, like... er...
What is it? A madam?
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An agent. Yeah. She's the filter.
She always knows where I am.
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Is it even legal?
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Me? Yeah.
But her. Not exactly.
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Why do you do it?
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Would you believe me if
I said I enjoyed it?
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You know I like sex.
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So what is it you're doing tonight?
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It's a threesome.
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Me and another girl from the agency.
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- Who's the...?
- It's Ashok. He's lovely.
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- Lovely?
- Yeah. He's lovely.
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He's my oldest client.
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He's like my friend.
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How did you even get into it?
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Hello?
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It's all arranged.
You'll be working with Naomi.
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- Who's Naomi?
- She's new.
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I poached her from Brompton Escorts.
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She's flying off the shelves.
If you know what I mean.
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The room is booked from eight so
you two can get to know each other.
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- And it's that hotel close to -
- Ashok's office. I know.
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Well, he'll be there by nine.
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Lucky boy.
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I'm sending him the creme de la creme.
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Do you want to go and look
at some more suits?
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I should go.
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- Yeah. How much...?
- No, it's all right. I'll pay.
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- I've got it.
- No, it's fine.
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- See you later.
- Yeah. I'll give you a call.
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How did you even get into it?
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A couple of years ago
I met a man in a bar
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UHe was a perfect one night stand.
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Funny. Charming. Great in bed.
And no expectations.
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And he even gave me
my cab fare home.
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Or so I thought.
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And just like that, without realising,
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I'd been paid for sex.
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Would I have taken the money if
it had been offered up front?
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Maybe.
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I don't really know.
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Either way, I did take it
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and I'm still taking it.
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Today, a threesome with another escort.
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I'm hardly a girl's girl
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but I will go gay for pay.
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Hello.
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So... Ashok.
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What's he like?
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He's sweet.
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Quite handsome.
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Athletic. Clever.
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Kind of geeky.
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Gentle. Very polite.
And he always smells nice.
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I was actually wondering whether
he prefers anal or vanilla.
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So, what's he into?
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Naughty school girls?
Nurse and matron?
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Mother Superior or novice nun?
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Well, this is his first
threesome. I think so.
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So maybe just generic stuff.
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- Girls soaping each other's breasts.
- Holiday Inn porn.
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Or maybe...
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.. we should make something up.
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- Like what?
- How about good cop, bad cop?
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Ah. I'll put you down for good cop, then.
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This is all quite fun.
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You know. What normal girls do.
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Oh, I forgot to ask.
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Do you shave or wax?
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Wax.
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Good. I get stubble rash.
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Hey, don't look so scared.
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Just getting into character.
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Hello.
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One, two, three...
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Are we nearly there yet?
I'm getting wanker's claw.
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Relax a bit.
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I need to pee. Can you take over?
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OK.
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- You're quite the athlete.
- You're quite flexible yourself.
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Thanks.
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I wish I could say it was down to Yoga.
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What?
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You two. Debriefing.
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But I suppose put two nurses or two teachers
or whatever together in a room
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and they're gonna talk about work.
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I'm glad you think of us as
a caring profession.
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I do, though. I read that
book you gave me.
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And?
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384 pages of misery. And the world's
smallest type face but beautiful.
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Really beautiful.
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I cried like a girl.
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What time is it? I should get home.
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- It's quarter to ten.
- Is that all?
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It didn't last long.
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Oh, don't worry. A job shared
is usually a job halved.
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So for you two, that means half the
work for double the money.
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I'm sorry. Are you auditing us?
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- No!
- Good.
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Thank you for a wonderful evening.
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- And thank you
- You're welcome.
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The pleasure was half mine.
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That was fun.
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Would you... erm... like to
hang out sometime?
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- Does it involve shagging?
- No.
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Does it involve eating Hagen Dazs
and watching Pretty Woman?
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- Christ. No.
- Then yes.
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What's your number?
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No, fuck that.
What's your name?
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Hannah.
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What's yours?
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Naomi.
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Hello?
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Hello. What are you up to now?
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Best present a client ever gave you?
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Hm. Mini convertible.
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Worst present a client ever gave you?
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- A hotel sewing kit.
- What?
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Can you believe that?
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Just cos it's not ringing
doesn't mean it's broken.
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- Boyfriend?
- Friend.
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He's not taking it that brilliantly. The whole
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"I'm not a legal secretary" thing.
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Hm. I still find it harder telling girls.
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They might give you a feminist polemic.
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What they're really thinking is you're
gonna steal their man.
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Girls bug me.
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Me too.
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Half the time they're right.
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I've never really got the whole female
friendship thing.
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With Naomi, we can talk about men and...
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sex. And work. Because, for us,
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they're all the same thing.
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I go in there to get my cervix scraped.
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- Scraped?!
- .. and you walk out with a bloody party bag!
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It wasn't much of a party bag.
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No fairy cakes. No hats. Just...
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Balloons.
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Did you leave them with anything?
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Ooh, there was a lovely speculum
swab set I had my eye on.
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But in the end, I just
took the condoms.
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And some pens. Come on.
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Let's go. Before you make
me take them back.
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I've got a new client for you.
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28. Works for an auction house.
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Sounds like a Pathe News reel.
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Quite junior now but got prospects.
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Well, so he tells me.
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I'm shagging him, Stephanie,
not settling down with him.
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- When is it?
- Next Wednesday.
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Well, it depends. Wednesday's
my regular with Ashok.
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Actually, Ashok is with Naomi this week.
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What?
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Ashok is with Naomi this week.
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Can you do the auctioneer or not?
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- Not.
- Fine.
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Call me when you've learnt to share.
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The end of the affair was
written from the beginning.
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He's a man who pays women for sex.
I'm the whore.
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At some point his tastes
were bound to change.
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So why am I so upset?
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Because who can I call to say
I had a bad day at work?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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I'm good. Yeah.
How are you?
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Yeah. Good.
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Good.
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Actually, I'm shit.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What's the matter?
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I lent someone a book and I don't
think I'm gonna get it back.
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I wish I had your problems.
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Will you come round?
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You looked good in that wedding dress.
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I can't remember if I said that.
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I don't think I did.
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Did you find a suit?
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No. They were all as shit as 1979.
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So I'm gonna wear a kilt.
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- Since when were you Scottish?
- My mum's granddad or something.
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I love that about posh English.
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Always trying to pass themselves off as
Scottish or Welsh
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without even being to Scotland.
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Hellish place.
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I've missed you.
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I missed you too.
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While you were off playing with fanny.
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I'm sorry about that.
The other day.
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It's just something huge
about you I didn't know.
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You're my best mate.
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You're the only girl I've shagged
who still likes me.
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Except for Vanessa.
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Yeah. Except for Vanessa.
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We go out and...
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we have dinner and we get pissed.
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And we go running and we
used to sleep together.
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Am I ever going to be able to
talk to you about this?
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I dunno. Try.
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Even if I act like a cock about it,
I'd want you to try.
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I need to ask you something.
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It's a favour. You don't have
to if you don't want to.
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You're not gonna ask me to have
sex with you and Vanessa?
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What? No.
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Others may pay hundreds for you but
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I had you when all it took was half a
lager and a couple of Marlboro Lights.
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Will you be my best man?
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I slept with somebody and
now he won't leave.
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I don't normally do this kind of thing.
257
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Can't you just tell him his time is up?
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Thank you. I didn't charge him.
That's the problem.
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You're not really a legal
secretary, are you?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
261
00:21:09,787 --> 00:21:11,235
Look, just go!
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Some girls are too sensitive
for this kind of work.
263
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,156
You need to get some perspective, Han.
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See how normal people live.
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- Normal people?
- You know what I mean.
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- Yeah, that sounds dead exciting.
- Can't you just take a break?
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Did you hear me? I said go!
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