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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:06,395 Futurama is brought to you by Molten Boron. 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,398 Nobody doesn 't like Molten Boron! 3 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,836 The Problem with Popplers 4 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,833 I hate the Moochers. They offer you a drink... 5 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,674 ...but their wallet's always in the other pants... 6 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,956 ...which they borrowed from me! 7 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,195 Dinner ready? 8 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,789 The Moochers cleaned out our pantry. 9 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,953 All they left was baking soda and capers. And here it is! 10 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,557 Great. We're two days from Earth with no food. 11 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:07,515 Fight to the death. I'll cook the loser. Work his gut. I like it tender. 12 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:12,635 Maybe that planet has a drive-thru! Burger Jerk, Fishy Joe's or Chiseler. 13 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,593 No, we're a billion miles from nowhere. 14 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,479 It probably only has a Howard Johnson's. 15 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:27,279 A type-M planet, so it should at least have Rodden berries. 16 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,029 I'm good at foraging. I found mushrooms on my bathmat. 17 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,198 I found some rocks! You eat rocks, right? 18 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,868 Not even sautéed in a little mud? 19 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,594 Look! A ditch full of fried shrimp! 20 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:44,231 Are you blind? Looks more like a hole full of fried prawns. 21 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:52,349 This thing on my wrist says they're not poisonous. 22 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,757 Well, how are they? 23 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:06,075 They're great! They're like sex! Except I'm having them! 24 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,396 These would go great with rocks! 25 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:09,868 Look! Here's more! 26 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,992 - The planet's full of them! - I'll take a few. 27 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,273 - No! A whole Bender-ful! - Only what we need. Stuff the ship! 28 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,432 Planet Express ship, you are cleared to land. 29 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:27,959 Roger! 30 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,954 Oh, man! I'm inhaling these things! 31 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,152 You guys scored some primo stuff here! 32 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,559 They're tastier than a penguin nest. What do you call them? 33 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,833 - No name yet. - They're tasty. What about Tasty-cles? 34 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,078 - Not that. - Why not? 35 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,915 It sounds like frozen mountain oysters on a stick. 36 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,156 You know, Test-cicles. 37 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,949 The only names not yet trademarked are... 38 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,991 ...Popplers and Zittzers. 39 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,873 - We'll call them "Popplers"! - Yeah. Why not? 40 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,513 - You picked it. - Swish! 41 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,355 Call them what you want. I call them a free meal. 42 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,676 Slow down there, Sigmund! 43 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,753 I can't stand poor people getting free food. 44 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,956 We gotta sell these things! 45 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,191 - Good idea! - Bender's a genius! 46 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:30,554 - Business is great. - Great's okay. Amazing would be great! 47 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,078 Don't push! There's hot dogs for everyone! 48 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,753 Where do you want those rat droppings you ordered? 49 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,556 You're not the guy who delivers the rat droppings! 50 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,150 Popplers? Never heard of them! 51 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,753 Eat it or beat it! 52 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,355 These are great! 53 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:00,957 Boys, this is your lucky day! I'm Joe Gillman. 54 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,558 - You're a guy who eats at Fishy Joe's? - Hell, no! I am Fishy Joe! 55 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,349 I've got a fast-food franchise on every planet. 56 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,874 Except McPluto. 57 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,595 I wanted to write you about the in-store kiddie parks. 58 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:19,755 - The slides won't support a robot. - Not interested. But these are great! 59 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,752 - How much? - $ 1 a dozen. 60 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,992 You'll never make money. Supply them to me... 61 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:29,950 ...and I'll sell them for $2 a dozen. I'll even pay you $ 1 a dozen. 62 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,357 I'll be rich! You too, but that doesn't excite me. 63 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,549 How do we sign? 64 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,392 Pop a Poppler at Fishy Joe's 65 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,795 It's a mystery Where they're from no one knows 66 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,350 Pick them, lick them, chew them, Stick them, if you won 't sue 67 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,079 Shove one up your nose 68 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,156 I can't pay. 69 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,352 That's the second billboard this week! 70 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,479 Sorry. I was distracted by those protesters outside. 71 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,798 Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property! 72 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,080 You can't own property, man! 73 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,999 I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie! 74 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,719 What do you want? 75 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,151 We're with Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment! 76 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,673 Popplers are living creatures. Stop harvesting them for food! 77 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:52,316 - Or what? - Or we'll boycott Fishy Joe's! 78 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,988 You're vegetarians. Who cares? 79 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,349 Shut up! 80 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,915 Animals eat animals. It's nature. 81 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,749 No, it isn't. We taught a lion to eat tofu. 82 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:09,272 The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain... 83 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:13,155 - Okay, we won't eat you! - I'll go get some more bricks. 84 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,953 I wish you'd throw out these old Popplers. 85 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,476 They're getting big and scaly. There's one left. 86 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,354 Mama! 87 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,476 Stop! Stop eating Popplers! 88 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,398 - Why? - My booze! 89 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,956 Popplers are intelligent! This one called me mama! 90 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,755 Congratulations! I assume Amy is the father? 91 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,439 Popplers can't talk. 92 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,679 She's hallucinating from lack of Popplers. Eat some now! 93 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,917 - No! - I said eat! Come on, mangia! 94 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,353 - Sorry, babies. - Maybe you should lie down. 95 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,357 Yes, listen to the father. 96 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,951 I'm telling you it spoke to me. Come on, little Poppler. Say mama? 97 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,150 Hearing one talk doesn't mean it's intelligent. 98 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:16,354 - Parrots talk and we eat them, right? - Maybe it learned as a parlor trick. 99 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,551 - Like Fry. - Like Fry! Like Fry! 100 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:23,754 There's one way, and only one way, to determine if an animal is intelligent. 101 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,632 Dissect its brain. 102 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,718 No! Mama! Stop Grandpa! 103 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,799 Enough chitchat! Restrain the specimen! 104 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,958 - Good. - Give me some of that special sauce. 105 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,153 Stop eating Popplers! They can talk! 106 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,755 Don't stop to talk! Eat Popplers! 107 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,754 - Cut it out! - Take a coupon! Cut it out! 108 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:04,718 I won't let you enter! Popplers are as intelligent as you or me! 109 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:05,909 You, maybe. 110 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,911 Hear me, hear me! 111 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,951 Stop eating Popplers! 112 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:19,955 Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce, tangy sweet and sour sauce! 113 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,237 Stop eating the fiesta Popplers salad! 114 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,318 Stop taking advantage of the cheaper 12-pack! 115 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:34,192 Stop enjoying Popplers on the patio, in the car or on the boat. 116 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,954 Wherever good times are had... 117 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,393 Tonight on Date Night. 118 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,757 Popplers. Eating them. Is it all right? 119 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,953 With us, the CEO of Fishy Joe's, Mr. "Fishy" Joseph Gillman. 120 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,470 Noted anti-eating activist, Free Waterfall, Junior. 121 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:59,195 And the Popplers discoverer, Captain Taronga Leela. 122 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,358 - Taronga? - That's her name, Philip. 123 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:05,472 Is it wrong to eat intelligent animals? 124 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:09,195 Absolutely not. No one's here to make that claim. 125 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,799 - I am. - Me too. 126 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:15,192 We're talking about a snack low in fat and high in profit. 127 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,476 You're crazy, man. He is crazy. 128 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:21,229 - There isn 't evidence of intelligence. - Shut up, shut up. 129 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:27,231 - Not true. This one talks. Say mama. - Ca-ca. 130 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,714 We'll bleep that. 131 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,195 I'm not saying eating meat is wrong. 132 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,000 - No one's here to make that claim. - I am! 133 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,556 - Eating smart animals is different. - Shut up, shut up. 134 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,399 Don 't force your tired philosophy on us. 135 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,956 The reason we don 't eat people is the lousy taste. 136 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,515 You're nuts. Shut up. Let me talk. 137 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,676 - You shut up. - No, you shut up. 138 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:53,670 Popplers are no smarter than any other animal I've served, cats included. 139 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:58,675 - Ca-ca head. Mean, old ca-ca head. - Sir, I'm making a point. 140 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:03,954 If these gutter-mouths are so smart, why don 't they defend themselves? 141 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,798 - Stop it! - I call murder on that! 142 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,759 I'm willing to grant it's murder. The real issue is... 143 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,156 ... who 's gonna stop me? 144 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,756 We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties. 145 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,355 And crap like I've never seen! 146 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:35,549 People of Earth, I am Lure of the planet Omicron Persei Eight. 147 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,031 Turn down the TV, Indunda. 148 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,912 Dear Lord, they're back! 149 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,395 - We're doomed! - Doomed! 150 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,351 Doomed! 151 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:52,793 The creatures you call Popplers come from a nursery planet in our sector. 152 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,838 You monsters have been eating our babies! 153 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,273 We demand justice! 154 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,798 As you ate our children, so shall you be eaten by us! 155 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,589 We'll begin with the firemen, then the math teachers... 156 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,753 ... and so on in that fashion until everyone is eaten. 157 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,951 Transmission over! 158 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,759 Well, that went okay. 159 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:27,750 When you know you can 't scratch, that's when you really have to. 160 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,119 Oh, yeah! That feels a lot better... What? It's still on? 161 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,155 I speak for all of Earth... 162 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,477 ...when I mourn the loss of the Omicronian young. 163 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,950 We share your pain. 164 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,757 If we could undo the damage... 165 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,309 It'd be great with quack-a-mole. 166 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,080 Stop eating our young! And it's guacamole! 167 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,157 All right. I'm putting them away. 168 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,438 What is it you want? 169 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,959 We demand... 170 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,709 ...to eat one human for each Omicronian that was eaten! 171 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,354 Fair enough. How many is that? 172 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,955 It's 198 billion, sir. 173 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:19,756 Very well. You will provide us with 198 billion humans. 174 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,150 - And small fries. - Lure! 175 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,470 All right. Cottage cheese. 176 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,553 Sir? There aren't that many human beings. 177 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,553 A thought: There aren't that many humans. 178 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,832 We'll wait while you shore up the numbers. 179 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,600 Well, 198 billion babies in a few weeks. 180 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,276 We'll need super-virile men scoring 'round the clock. 181 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,956 I'll do my part. Kif? Clear my schedule. 182 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,279 Just wipe out humanity. Get it over with. 183 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,757 - It's the waiting I can't stand. - That's stupid. 184 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,672 Fellow earthlings, we've reached an agreement. 185 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,394 Using the twin guns of grace and tact... 186 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:10,156 ...I blasted our worthless enemies with a fair compromise. 187 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:15,031 - They won't eat everyone. - I filled up on nuts negotiating. 188 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,789 Instead, they'll eat only one human of their choice. 189 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,470 We'll eat the first earthling who ate our offspring. 190 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:26,952 Here is the culprit, as photographed by our nanny-cam satellite. 191 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:32,270 She must be sacrificed, but the rest of you shall be spared! 192 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,791 Boo! Boo! 193 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,154 Tonight, the world watches in horror... 194 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,591 ...as an earthling is eaten alive on network TV. 195 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:00,630 This scene of unimaginable carnage is brought to you by Fishy Joe's! 196 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,155 Try our new Extreme Walrus Juice! 197 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,953 One hundred percent fresh-squeezed walrus! Ride the walrus! 198 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,754 Ladies and gentlemen! 199 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,919 The Omicronians! 200 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,551 Greetings, Earth morsels! 201 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,316 - You suck! - Get a job! 202 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,558 I'll miss you, Leela. 203 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,399 You're just a carbon-based life form... 204 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,832 ...but I'll always think of you as a big pile of titanium. 205 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:36,796 Bender means you're really brave, smart, beautiful and a great friend. 206 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,554 Just like titanium. 207 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,554 What a load! I was the one trying to save the Popplers! 208 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,480 You ate them like the fat hog you are! 209 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,757 And you were stepping on them for fun! 210 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:56,638 - You should be in here! - Someone's acting awfully aluminum. 211 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,475 My sweet, I've come to save you. I have a devious plan. 212 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,877 Great. Captain Moron has a plan. 213 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,071 Tell it to Wingus and Dingus. 214 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,632 Wingus? Dingus? We're going to give the aliens the old switcheroo. 215 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,756 I found a giant, hideous ape that looks exactly like Leela. 216 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,709 It doesn't look anything like me! The hair's all wrong. 217 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:26,272 Don't worry. Kif is an expert stylist as you can plainly see. 218 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:40,352 This might actually work. Omicronians have trouble telling people apart. 219 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,552 True. They thought Kif was the statesman... 220 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,792 ...and I, a jabbering mental patient. Right, Kif? 221 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,560 Please, I'm creating! 222 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,389 Voilà! 223 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,750 - That's Leela! - I'm seeing double! 224 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,593 I grow hungry! Bring on the one called Leela. 225 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,400 - That comes with salad or soup. - Salad. 226 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,875 - Ranch or vinaigrette? - Vinaigrette. 227 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,350 Balsamic or raspberry? 228 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,516 What's going on here? 229 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,032 It's very strange. 230 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,151 People of Earth... 231 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,792 - I get it. - I understand. 232 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,510 Yes, this is the one. Definitely. 233 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,076 I recognize her slumping posture and hairy knuckles. 234 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,356 Would you like some human with your salt? 235 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:01,796 This is it. If the aliens fall for Zapp's ploy, the Earth will be saved. 236 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,072 Brought to you by Fishy Joe's. Ride the walrus. 237 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,870 Wait! Stop! It's a trick! That's not Leela! 238 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,791 What? I'm losing the crowd! 239 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:22,353 It's an orangutan, one of Mother Earth's most precious creatures. 240 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,791 Why'd you open your bong hole, you smelly hippie? 241 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,515 You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman for an attractive monkey? 242 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,234 You must have smoked some bad granola. 243 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:42,355 The one called Smelly Hippie is right! This is a monkey! 244 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,195 Yes. Definitely. 245 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,112 Where is the real female? 246 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,788 - I'll never tell. - Where is she? 247 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,156 I'll get her for you. 248 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,952 This may hurt our chances of consummating our relationship again. 249 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,948 - Go consummate yourself. - Stop talking! You're getting cold! 250 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,115 Please! I just paid off my car! 251 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,754 - No! - I can't look! 252 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:21,798 People of Earth, I am Jurr of the planet Omicron Persei Eight. 253 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,349 Could you lower this thing for me? 254 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,235 Now then, if Leela gets eaten, I get eaten. 255 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,679 Little one, get out of there! I'm going to count to Blorks! 256 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,150 But elder one... 257 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,555 Hear me out! There are many good reasons to eat! 258 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:48,072 Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man! 259 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,317 But not revenge. Are we no better than they? 260 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,590 Besides, Leela's my friend. 261 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,071 - She's your friend? - Yeah, I am! 262 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:01,233 Leela's garbled words have opened my eyes! 263 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,997 Okay, that's a start. It's very earth-friendly. 264 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,550 Now everyone join hands. Join hands, please. 265 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,958 I'd like to lead you all in some swaying. Pay attention. 266 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,912 I said do it! 267 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,159 - Is he your friend too? - No. 268 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,356 This is not happening. 269 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,150 I think there was something funny in that hippie. 270 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:36,638 Thank you, Jurr. I hope you'll always think of me as your mom. 271 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,355 When my species grows up, we eat our moms. 272 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,993 People of Earth... That hippie's starting to kick in. 273 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:50,394 We've all learned an important lesson today. I realize now that... 274 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,076 Dude, my hands are huge! 275 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,750 They can touch anything but themselves. 276 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,349 - Oh, wait... - Let's go. 277 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,151 Whoa, I feel like I'm flying. 278 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:30,357 A toast to Leela. She showed us it's wrong to eat certain things. 279 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,198 - Here! - Let's get drunk! 280 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,915 - Thanks, guys. Pass the veal, please? - Here you go. 281 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,953 Let me get some of that suckling pig. 282 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,158 Who wants dolphin? 283 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,715 But dolphins are intelligent. 284 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,196 No, this one blew his money on lottery tickets. 285 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,318 - Good. - Pass the blowhole. 286 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,478 - Fluke, please. - Quit hogging the bottle-nose! 287 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,951 Toss me the speech center of the brain! 288 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,589 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 289 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,749 [ENGLISH] 24018

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