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The legend of Alexander Graham Bell's lab,

it's true!

And with priceless artifacts,

I'm going to be as rich as a cartoon duck!

(laughing)

Wait.

The door is sealed shut.

Now, we're all gonna die.

Me and these stupid kids.

These stupid genius kids.

And surprise!

I hate kids!

Get me out of here!

Okay, that's fine.

(murmuring indistinctly)

Okay, that guy's crazy, but he's right.

And there's no reception.

Okay, this is bad.

He's probably gonna try to eat us.

I'll eat you, Bart Simpson.

Try it, and I'll karate chop your throat!

(smashing)

Enough!

Sorry.

There has to be a way to figure this out.

We did the thing that no one else could do.

We found Bell's hidden lab, together.

You guys are my best friends.

Except that weird guy.

You're weird.

Listen...

No, you listen!

I know you're our newest friend,

and you can be kind of a jerk sometimes --

No, seriously, listen.

(water dripping)

What's that sound?

It's coming from there.

(knocking)

I think it's hollow.

What is that?

A stone tube.

Underground?

With water?

Of course!

All: It's a well!

It's a swimming pool!

Right, a well.

I mean, that makes more sense, considering.

This is the well that kid fell down,

the one Marner told us about.

Oh, yeah, when she called Brett a drain on society.

She never called me that.

It was insinuated.

You're insinuated.

Hold on!

Whoa, she's got a chair again!

(Raign screaming)

Let's see where this goes.

(grunting, groaning)

There's something blocking the top.

It's like a metal plate.

Oh! A metal plate.

I know exactly where we are.

There's only one place in the school that has a metal plate.

Hello, everyone.

I want you to know I'm taking your concerns very seriously,

but what makes you think the kids are in the school?

Jayadi, hit the replay.

We have a tracking app on Joy's phone.

They said we were paranoid.

Who's paranoid now, I ask you?

Look, I don't understand why they're doing overtime,

and it's in the school at night.

It's not like they're practicing for the game.

Everyone here knows that this school is not legendary

for its athletes, you know what I mean?

You're right.

This school isn't legendary for its athletes.

I know where they are.

We'll have to call the fire department,

but the good news is they're all together.

How is that good news?

'Cause it mean they're safe.

We are in so much danger right now!

Do you think this is what my parents meant

when they said "too smart for my own good"?

Do you guys think the air is good?

The ventilation's cut off.

Wait, what?

(panting)

Yes, we are.

We're running out of air!

Mm, no, we're not going to run out of air for a few days,

but the carbon dioxide that we're releasing

will most likely kill us first.

(sighing)

I got to get oxygen into these beautiful lungs.

Oh, the smell of that hydrogen peroxide, it's making me sick.

Hydrogen peroxide?

(sniffing)

My god, he's right!

That bottle that Brett broke, is there any more of them?

Yeah, there's a whole bunch over here.

Okay, quick!

Find some soap and a catalyst.

Okay.

Sodium iodide!

Great! We've got everything we need

to create an elephant toothpaste explosion!

except ten times bigger.

Okay, okay.

How is foam gonna bust through a bronze plate?

With a lot of pressure.

First, we add the chemicals, soap, and then the catalyst.

Kaboom, we're free.

Or kaboom, we fill this place with soap

and we suffocate.

Okay, not helping!

Let's do this.

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(soap boiling)

(clattering)

Yes! Arrrgh!

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No, no, no, no, no.

You guys build your own damn fort.

We're trying to save your life, too.

Fine, but just do not touch me.

Okay.

Quick!

Okay, Hulk, you're up.

It's nice knowing you guys.

Not so much you, Bruno.

Here we go.

(rumbling)

Oh!

I told you we were going to die.

Guys?

Wait, wait.

(glass breaking)

Oh!

It's okay, it's okay.

Whoa.

Is it -- is it an earthquake?

Oh!

Whoa!

(clanging)

Ahh!

(parents shouting)

Raign: Hey, it's us!

Get us out of here!

It's okay, kids. We're coming.

Dad!

It's me!

It's me, Bruno!

Send me down a ladder, quick!

Ahh!

(spitting)

Or a rope, a rope is fine.

Just send the rope! Send a rope!

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Lift the banner higher, Marcus.

Please, so everyone can see it!

Mr. Austin.

What are you doing here?

Just thought I'd take part in a school activity for once.

Well, you shouldn't be here.

You... should be up there.

Brett.

As we all know,

these four reckless students broke the rules,

incurred thousands of dollars in damages,

and destroyed the mental health

of some of our most cherished faculty.

But in the name of science and discovery,

they broke those rules

to answer one of this town's greatest mysteries,

and are officially credited

with the discovery of Alexander Graham Bell's hidden laboratory,

commemorated by this banner!

Our baby's name's on that damn banner!

(cheering) We're number one!

We're number one!

You must be very proud of your daughter.

We're the proudest.

Wait, who's that guy?

(parents cheering)

That's my dad.

Lounsberry: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Ahem.

Alexander Graham Bell Middle School is heretofore designated,

and therefore protected as a heritage site.

And I am forever grateful.

(cheering and clapping)

He would be so proud.

(indistinct chatter)

Victory lap!

Victory lap, baby!

(cheering)

I still can't believe we found the secret lab.

We saved the school.

People think we're cool.

Uh...

Yeah, they do.

Yeah, but going back to school for the next few years

are going to be pretty boring without the adventure.

I'm not so sure about that.

What do you mean?

I found this in Bell's hidden lab.

It's a map to Ignatius Cockshutt's lost fortune.

What? He was one of the richest men in town.

All the parks were named after him.

Do you guys want to find actual money?

Can I see that? Uh!

Oh, so now you want to be part of my treasure hunt?

I say we take a vote.

Oh, please!

You wouldn't have even found that

if I didn't let you be our friend.

Oh, you let me? Yeah!

I thought you guys were over this.

Just -- Oh, oh!

Oh, my God, you're so annoying!

Whoa!

(continue talking indistinctly)

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