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(coughing) All right, you know the drill.

I must admit, you got me pretty good this time.

Helium was a nice touch.

(in high-pitch voice:) I agree.

(all laughing)

Oh my God.

Okay, guys, new plan--

we only have two weeks left to find Bell's hidden lab.

If it even exists.

Remember how we don't actually know that?

It exists.

When we find Bell's hidden lab that does exist,

the school will become a heritage site;

they can't tear it down.

Not gonna lie,

a big part of me kind of does want

to see the school bulldozed.

Does not even a tiny part of you guys want to see that?

Not really.

My mom says if the school closes down, I'll be going to Pittsley.

Eww. Eww.

Huh? Oh.

Pittsley's the pits.

Oh. Who knew?

I mean, eww.

Do you want to be split up?

(sighing)

No, I don't.

Then who's in on our new plan?

All: One, two, three, ATV!

Do you guys think this is just someone messing with us?

Like, someone just dug random tunnels that lead to nowhere?

All: No!

Jeez. Okay.

I like this tunnel. The Edison bulbs are a nice touch.

So in.

Hey, what's that?

Is something in there?

It looks like a ping pong ball.

We found Harry Haskell's long lost ping pong ball!

What a discovery!

Yeah! Whoo!

Guys, guys, look.

Joy: It's an owl!

Joy, can you find that owl in the book?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, here. I found it, I found it. Look.

"The ancient Greeks

"raised the globe using one tool.

"Here, you'll find five, hidden in plain sight,"

"but what is the golden rule?"

All: Hmm.

Owls are a symbol of wisdom in Greek mythology.

See, I don't know. Kind of looks like the OVO owl to me.

Hey!

Maybe Drake's been down here, hanging with Harry Haskell.

♪ Started in detention, now we're here ♪

♪ Started in detention ♪

♪ Now, the whole team's here ♪

♪ You guys at home, getting grades ♪

Are you done?

It's for Athena-- goddess of wisdom.

But where are the items?

Why does Bell make us do riddles?!

Riddles are designed to make you feel dumb.

(sighing)

Come on, Brett.

Bre Uh...

Bingo-bango.

More... bango than bingo.

A magnifying glass, rope, paperclip, match,

and an elastic band?

Maybe you can clip that to the end of the rope,

and then... (making popping sound)

...pop that little sucker right out.

I don't know.

That ping pong ball is pretty fitted to that pipe.

But it's worth a try.

It's like Operation.

If Operation were impossible and not supremely easy.

This isn't physically possible.

Shouldn't we be trying to use only one item, like the Greeks?

What if the magnifying glass is the crucial tool?

I have a whole collection at home--

Coddington magnifier, a Hastings triplet, oh and I--

Yeah, we get it, Sherlock. Joy: What about your glasses?

Oh, they don't really magnify,

so much as... focus.

Do you have, like, the world's weakest prescription?

Yes.

I... gotta go. Bye!

Are these fake?

Okay, okay, they're fake.

But why?

You want to be a nerd?

Joy: Hey.

What?

I love nerds now.

The truth is...

yes, I am a wanna-be nerd,

in the sense that I used to be...

a jock.

(Brett laughing)

Yeah, right.

Just listen! (sighing)

(sighing) It's a long and awful story.

Things were a lot different

before I moved here two years go.

♪

You could say my family are sports obsessed.

My mom played football,

my dad played soccer-- the other football.

My sister plays everything

and she's great at, well, everything.

And then, there's me.

I'm not a natural athlete,

but it meant so much to them, I tried.

I really tried,

and the more I did, the more I sucked.

Hey, squirt.

All right, here you go. Drink up.

This intensity's gonna give you that extra boost

to nab the big W.

Okay, your name, our name...

is gonna be swinging from those rafters one day.

I'll try, Mom.

It's not just about trying, sweetie.

It's about doing. You have to see yourself win.

Come on, close your eyes.

Okay, that's it.

Now, see the win.

Feel the win.

All: Be the win.

Be the win. Be the win.

Raign: They put so much pressure on me.

I didn't know what to do,

so I just kept chugging as much of that energy drink as I could.

(gulping)

Hey, champ!

Okay, we'll see you out there.

But remember,

see, feel, be the win.

Yeah? Yeah!

All right! Westbrook winners!

Westbrook, Westbrook!

Westbrook! Westbrook! Westbrook!

♪

(shouting inaudibly)

♪

(cheering inaudibly)

(shouting inaudibly)

Raign: I was so nervous

that I forgot it was the 800 metre race.

And when the gun went off...

well...

Mrs. Westbrook: Be the win. Be the win.

(gun firing)

♪

(cheering inaudibly)

...I ran,

I ran as fast as I've ever run in my entire life combined.

Whoo!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Come on!

What is she doing?

Win it! Yeah!

Okay. Yeah, okay.

Go, baby!

I'm winning! I am winning!

Yeah! Yeah!

(cheering inaudibly)

(shouting inaudibly)

(shouting inaudibly)

And that's about the time where I started to feel something...

...something very bad.

Wait, come on.

No, no! Mind over matter, honey! Mind over matter!

Oh!

Coach: Oh! Oh!

I'm so sorry.

Raign, what the...?

(screaming)

Oh my God! I'm so sorry!

Raign, honey, what are you doing?

I gotta go. I have to finish this race.

No, no, no, no, no. Honey, you don't have to finish.

I have to. I have to finish the race.

No, no, no, no, no. You don't have to finish.

No, come on. You've already done enough. Let's get off the track.

Be the win. Be the-- (retching)

Coach: Oh, no.

And that was the worst day of my life

and the day I decided to put my jock days behind me.

Wow.

Cool?

It sounds like that drink was your (unclear).

So? You're a phony.

Hey, how about a little support?

Sounds like if you can't be the best,

you just lie.

I'm not proud of lying, but when I moved here,

I just wanted to start fresh with you guys.

And pretend to be someone else?

Joy!

Lay off.

I'm sorry you went through that.

Bre Yeah.

It was the weirdest and grossest thing I've ever heard.

But also pretty awesome.

I'm kind of conflicted.

Thanks.

(alarm beeping)

Oh, we gotta go.

Come on, we gotta go.

Guys, guys, guys!

Joy: Let's go!

I just told you I can't run!

(Brett groaning) Come on!

We can do this! Be the win! Just don't barf on me.

(Raign screaming)

Brett...

Oh.

So nice of you to join us.

Bre Yeah.

Uh, we-- we were just, um, you know--

Cleaning the bathroom.

Enough!

I don't want to hear it.

I've had enough of your... shenanigans.

(chuckling) Shenanigans...

What? It's a funny word?

Like, hogwash or Tupperware.

Mr. Austin, please!

I told you there is no hidden lab

and that those tunnels were off limits.

And so, for your persistent lying and troublemaking,

I hope you enjoy the rest of the school year at home

'cause you've all earned yourself a two week suspension!

All: No!

Yes! Whoo! Early summer break!

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

I mean, that's bad.

♪