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♪
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(gasping)
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(bell ringing)
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(sizzling)
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And that's what's supposed to happen.
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So, um--
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Uh, class is over.
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It's just, uh--
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Read chapters-- uh--
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There's no, uh, there's no homework.
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Get out!
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Hurry, please!
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(neon zapping)
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So, every item confiscated by Lounsberry
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goes to the vault.
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The vault is a solid steel bank case,
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one foot thick on each side.
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The lock is a four-digit combo.
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That only locks between 3:00PM and 4:00PM?
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No.
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You can unlock it at any time.
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Now. Now, the vault is located
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inside the principal's office,
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and there's two points of entry.
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One is the air duct that enters into the closet.
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The other is the front door.
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The air duct has a drop of 15 feet,
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which means getting back up in it is a no-go.
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The door is a double cylinder knob,
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which means you need the key to enter and to exit.
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But there are lasers in his office
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that'll burn a hole in you!
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No.
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There's no lasers in there.
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But he does have a guard dog of a secretary.
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She's in the office till 5:00.
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And then the motion sensors go off in the halls?
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Actually, yeah.
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There are motion sensors.
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I forgot about the motion sensors.
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So how do we do this?
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Sounds like we need a blind man's handshake,
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a triple hashtag,
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the biggest Ring Around the Rosie ever attempted,
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and a handful of Tic Tacs.
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Tic Tacs? For Hulk.
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He's been breathing his terrible breath on me all plotting.
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(muffled laughing)
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I'm sorry.
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My stomach acidic levels are high
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causing some gastroesophageal reflux.
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But here's the important question-
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which Ocean's 11 character are we?
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Hmm.
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You're obviously Brad Pitt,
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the silent, dangerous one that's always eating.
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I'll be the mastermind leader.
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'Cause a girl can't be an evil mastermind?
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First off, I don't look at the world through that lens,
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and I obviously hold rank as bad apple in the group.
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And of course, my striking resemblance to George Clooney.
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Whatever lets you sleep at night.
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Can I be Don Cheadle with the English accent?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Sure. Yes!
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There are only two people that have keys
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to Lounsberry's office-
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Lounsberry and Caretaker Jay.
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Jay naps by the portables until quittin' time.
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Joy, it's your job to get a mould of his key
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using imprint putty that Hulk made
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out of glue and liquid starch.
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I'm on it.
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Yeah.
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(keys clinking)
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Huh?
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Raign: Joy will deliver the imprint to Hulk.
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Hulk will scan it and print a new key
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using the school's 3D printer.
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Then he'll access the school's security cameras.
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Hulk will be our eyes in the sky.
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(in English accent)
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I don't care! Just do it.
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And what about the vault combination?
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That's the easiest part.
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(drone beeping)
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(sighing)
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I can't believe this. (chuckling)
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Karen?
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I'll put this with the rest.
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Mess with me, will you?
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'Aight, geezers. We's is all set.
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Commence priority package.
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(whistling)
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(thudding)
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Lounsberry: (muffled) Huh. Who is this from?
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Karen: The board of education.
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Oh. May as well burn it.
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Bre Well, how are we gonna get everybody
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out of the office before 5:00?
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Harry Haskell.
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The Ping-Pong champ?
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♪
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♪ Our biggest and boldest ever ♪
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♪
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♪
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♪ I'm losin' my mind, oh! ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ Tell me you like it ♪
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Reigning champ Harry Haskell
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lost All City this year by one point to Louis Bink.
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On his way home, Louis forgot his paddles in the change room.
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Harry Haskell smashed them in rage.
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However,
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upon closer examination, he noticed a smell.
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The smell of benzene.
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Lord above!
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Benzene glue under the paddle
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gives Louis a faster spinner by almost 30%!
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Social media blew up,
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demanding Bink renounce his championship.
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Parents fought, principals got involved,
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and finally the Board of Ed had to step in.
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Without proof that they were Bink's paddles,
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they would have to redo the championship.
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What's that have to do with anything?
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The rematch is today.
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The who's who of education is going to be there.
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There is no way Lounsberry and the school staff
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are going to miss it.
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Do you think David Suzuki's gonna come?
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Joy: I think he has better things to do.
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(bell chiming over PA)
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(sighing)
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Karen over PA: The Ping-Pong championship rematch
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begins in a few minutes.
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Please make your way to the gym.
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(bored sighing)
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(computer beeping)
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(in English accent)
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Yo, the bald eagle has flew the coop, mate.
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What?
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Would you stop doing that terrible accent?
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No one can understand you.
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You're all clear!
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(breathing heavily) Oh.
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Okay, give me the combo.
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All right. 1, 2,
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3, 5.
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(lock clicking)
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It's not here.
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Oh, wait. Behind you-
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it's on the desk!
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(exhales sharply)
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No, no, no, no! My drone!
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Don't worry, homebrew.
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You'll get it back at the end of the year.
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End of the year?
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(snapping noise)
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Guys?
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I think we have a problem.
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Joy: It broke off.
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I can print another key.
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There's no time.
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Pass me a piece of gum.
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I'm goin' in.
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He's takin' the air duct!
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(rattling from closet)
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Someone call for a rescue?
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Don't flatter yourself.
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What I can't do is get this piece of key out.
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Hmm.
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Science.
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Sure, sure, Bill Nye.
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Lounsberry: (muffled) Karen, I'll be in my office.
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(sighing) Well, that was a terrible match.
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Your boy, Harry, sucks.
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That game is gone.
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(sighing) I thought for a moment
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this school might have some glory left.
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But, like Bink's paddle,
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it was barely held together.
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(chuckling)
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(sighing)
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Please, make yourself at home.
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Oh, yes.
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Actually just need you to sign those forms
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and then I'll be on my way.
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(sighing)
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Here!
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Ram J Ram
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officially now own Alexander Graham Bell Middle School.
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(exhaling)
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You know, you don't have to leave.
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I could actually get you a great deal on a condo unit
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when we take this building down this summer.
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(gasping)
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(suspense music playing)
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Boss! Harry Haskell just won!
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But the Edison students are tearing the gym apart.
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It's a madhouse!
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I love a riot.
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Guys, they're gone. Get out now.
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Let's get outta here.
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We made it.
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(panting)
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(in accent) Nice bit wit' the gum n' keys.
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Pure bees and honey.
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I thought you guys were goners.
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What's wrong?
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They're closing down the school forever in three weeks.
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Wait- what?
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How?
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They're tearing it down to build condos.
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So what? This place could use a little sprucing up.
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Wait- does this mean
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we're all gonna get split up next year?
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(piano music playing)
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♪
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(door creaking)
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(neon zapping)
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♪
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