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(boy laughing)

Boy: What you got in here, Gordo?

Is this, uh, abstract expressionism?

You know it's supposed to be my dad!

It's not even fired yet!

Oh, your dad. Yeah.

For your mom's sake, I sure hope your dad doesn't look like this.

You think you're so cool because you don't try at anything.

But you're really just a lazy loser!

Wow. Name-calling.

Gordon, I thought you were better than that.

Think fast.

(exhaling in exasperation)

You knew I wouldn't catch it!

Um, at least it isn't fired yet.

Think of it as a second chance.

Miss Marner!

(slamming)

Huh. Don't make no sense.

This vent is cleaner than a bar of my ma's soap.

Who cares? Happy hour's till five.

Let's get out of here.

It's, you know, the hour to be, uh, happy.

You're horrible, Jay. And your mother's soap

is anything but clean, so there.

It is sparkling clean.

It is not clean. Yeah. Once, I saw it

just clean oil right off the driveway.

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Hey. Give me that before you fall over it.

Get your appendages off!

This is very delicate machinery.

I built a replacement scissor arm

for the centrifugal governor.

Great.

You brought extra bearings, right?

Yes, of course I did!

Whoa. Easy there, Hulk.

It's just... I have things to fix,

and all you do is wreck everything.

Yeez. Someone mistime their eggs this morning or...?

C'mon. Just playing with you.

Well, I don't want to play with you!

You lazy loser!

Raign: Um, Hulk?

What's going on?

He's not one of us,

and he never will be.

I saw what you did today.

I did a lot of things today.

You know what I'm talking about.

Turning Gordon's 3D clay model 2D?

Does that ring any bells?

(Joy laughing)

It's not funny.

It sounds kind of funny.

I didn't mean to wreck it.

I just wanted to mock it.

It's not my fault he can't catch.

Of course he can't catch.

He's an academic.

Okay. That's very close-minded.

He's a bully.

That's all you'll ever be is a bully who wrecks everything.

Also close-minded.

Okay. Whatever Brett did was definitely wrong.

And Gordon is kind of a jerk.

Well, I'm not working with this jerk.

Okay, that's-- Well, it looks like, right now,

I'm not the only jerk. Why don't you just shut up?

(door opening, knocking on door)

Woman: Hello?

Is anyone home?

Raign: Oh, no.

Oh! Oh.

Raign, Joey, Norman, Brad.

It's Brett. Brett.

Brett. I knew that.

I knew that.

May I join you?

You know, I've never been to detention before.

Can you believe that?

Feels dangerous. (chuckling)

Well, I'm here because I want to talk to you guys.

You know, I've been very upset

since all this trouble started.

I can't sleep.

My tossing and turning has kept my cats up.

They've become hostile.

Very... hostile.

Whoo! But I'm not going to let any of you

slip away on my watch.

So! Who is going to 'fess up...

about what's... been... going... on?

Yeah. (laughing)

I had a feeling this might happen.

So I have decided to do some team-building exercises

to enhance our communication

and our trust.

We will start with a very easy game,

something that encapsulates all of these things.

We are going to tell a story

one word at a time,

using our listening skills and our teamwork, okay?

I'll start.

(clearing her throat)

This...

Exercise.

Is.

Dumb!

And dumber?

That-- (clearing her throat)

That's not... it.

But fear not, because I brought props!

Ah!

Now, you're going to put this on,

Bra...ett.

Brett. Hmm!

So, you're going to put this on.

Yeah, sure.

I'd rather not see this, anyway.

Now, we're going to guide him

from one side of the room to the other

without hitting any landmines!

Ready?

Go, Brad!

Okay, okay, slow.

To the left. To the left.

Raign: Your left.

Joy: No, no, no, no.

You're good. Keep going.

Right! Hard right!

Girls: No!

Miss Marner: Ooh! (gasping)

(laughing)

What?

He didn't hit a landmine!

Well, he's technically correct

but not helpful at all.

Bre Know what? Screw this.

It's not like you guys are here for me, anyway.

(chuckling) Okay.

Now, I know none of you three want to end up like him.

Brett's not that bad.

He just needs to apply himself.

Miss Marner: What he needs to do

is apply himself to community college.

(laughing)

Am I right?

Hulk: Yeah.

Maybe he's like that because nobody believes

he can be any different.

We are all responsible for our own behaviour, Joy.

Exactly. Now, who's ready for another exercise?

(kids groaning)

This little guy is!

Come on, little man.

Come on!

He's fun.

Pfft. Lazy loser.

Show you who's the loser!

I don't need your team.

I'm on my own team. It's team Brett.

There's only one guy on that team.

That guy, that guy is a hero.

His name... is Brad.

Brett! Dang it!

(groaning)

Okay. Uh...

so... what is a nutritional governor?

Okay. I think we've got smarts covered.

Now, what other attributes do you guys have

that we could combine to make the ultimate team member?

Um, leadership? (Miss Marner gasping)

Leadership.

I love that.

Anything else?

Uh, level-headed?

Miss Marner: Mm-hmm.

Highest intelligence.

What? What? No.

Miss Marner: We're trying to

combine our attributes

to show that we're stronger together,

and you think it's appropriate to say you are the smartest?

I've got the highest grades.

Miss Marner: Okay. Um, well,

what's another attribute?

Literally say anything else.

Judge-y? Impatient?

Moody? Know-it-all? Hey!

Miss Marner: Okay, okay, that's enough.

Now, let's give our team member a name.

What about Brett?

What? He's literally none of those things.

Are you sure about that?

Miss Marner: You know what?

Let's call her Molly

after my least violent cat.

Norman, do you agree?

My name's Hulk.

Miss Marner: Norman, your parents

gave you such a great name!

My parents gave me this name!

Hulk, no, no...

Hey, I'll bet your cats are hostile.

(scoffing) You tell them to go to community college, too?

Pfft. (chuckling)

Darn it!

(groaning)

Team broke down.

Miss Marner: I have no idea

why he is so attached

to that ironic nickname.

Because it's not ironic.

Joy.

I don't follow.

When his dad was dying,

his mom gave him the name Hulk.

She said he was the strongest person she knew.

Miss Marner: Oh.

I see.

Sorry about earlier.

Guess I just got kind of... jealous.

Gordon get to see his dad all the time.

Mine's always away at work, out of town.

Not that that's the same as what you're going through.

Is that pin your dad's?

You know you're right?

All I ever do is break things.

I broke your scissor arm.

I always keep spares, anyway.

Maybe you deserve another crack at it.

(chuckling)

Another crack?

What is this?

The...

Custodians...

Left... It...

Open...

Oh, you listened.

Oh, you kids are good eggs. (chuckling)

But seriously, you guys got to be careful.

Did you hear that, long time ago,

a boy fell down a well near this school?

And this happened well before I was born,

or I was in my mom's stomach.

I'm not quite sure of the timeline.

But either way, that well is still somewhere around here.

So watch out.

Okay. Well, I got about 30 minutes

until my paddleboard yoga class.

I still think there's a couple minutes left of detention.

So maybe we can just sit and reflect.

We're all over it.

But thank you, Miss Marner. Really.

Oh. No problem. (chuckling)

Okay. Okay.

(door closing)

All: Whoa.

(both laughing)

Hulk: So, you adapted

the centrifugal gov--

Bre Yeah.

And you changed the bearings?

Bre I did.

What about the--

Raign and Joy: He did it!

Okay. Let's spark it up! All right.

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(bursting into flames)

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After you.

(beeping) (girls gasping)

Oh.

Saved by the idio-phone.

I mean bell.

(Joy and Raign laughing) Get it?

Yeah, good one. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not one of you guys.

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