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(kids talking indistinctly)

(creaking)

We found it!

We've found it! We've found it!

Oh, my God! We found it!

Captain's log, cosmic--

No! No, no, no, we can't publicize yet.

We have to register this with the historical society

to get credited for it. (Principal speaking

indistinctly)

(exhaling)

Cover the door!

(doorknob rattling)

What's wrong?

(doorknob rattling)

It's locked.

You know, it's not good to lock kids in a room.

It's a bit of a fire hazard.

I... (clearing throat)

I didn't lock them in.

Ah.

(exhaling)

(groaning)

Oh!

(keys clattering)

What the...

(exhaling)

You got ghosts in these walls or something?

Hey, P to the L!

You know I told you to get that door fixed.

A little low-viscosity lubricant on that handle would help.

You can borrow mine.

Hmm.

Something's not right here.

What could you possibly mean, Principal Lounsberry?

Mr. Austin.

Reading, are we?

Let's take a look.

Oh!

The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz.

Maybe we're a good influence on Brett.

Or, maybe you're hiding something.

Perhaps you can enlighten me with the plot of the book?

Ah, there's nothing I love more

than watching kids get in trouble.

(Crunching)

Well, uh...

The book is about how Duddy's obsession with power and money

make him a terrible person

because the teachers in his life failed him

by projecting their own shortcomings.

Wow!

Check out the big brain on Brett.

Good answer, Mr. Austin.

And I will gift you with the opportunity

to continue reading in detention tomorrow.

For now, get out of here.

I relish the opportunity.

Go, go, go!

That kid schooled you.

Girl on P.A. system: Hello, student body.

After yesterday's lab explosion,

voluntary lab safety class is being held in room 202

over today's lunch period.

Hope to see you there.

(beeping)

(knocking sound)

Uh, that's R-E-A-G-E-N-T.

And we're going to be adding the catalyst --

that's C-A-T-A-L-Y-S-T, tricky Y --

and we're going to be adding the two together,

and you're going to witness a simple reaction. Okay?

My assistant here, thank you so much.

Voice: Help, help!

Help!

Help!

And so, now just observe what you're seeing here--

Oh, my goodness.

Whoa, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Uh, that is not supposed to be happening.

All right, okay, okay.

(explosion)

(teacher shouting)

(screaming)

I got this.

No, you don't!

(door opening)

I'll set an alarm for the end of detention.

How far down do you think it goes?

Are you scared of getting stuck?

You should be scared of being stuck--

in school forever!

Valedictorians first.

After you, ignoramus!

What is that?

Trichlorophenol oxalate.

Homemade glow sticks!

All: Oh!

Dude, you're clutch!

I'm not sure how I'm a mechanical device

that engages and disengages power transmission.

Oh! I get it!

I'm the clutch mechanism.

Thank you, Mr. Brett.

Yeah, anytime.

Anytime.

Firm grip.

Okay, bombs away.

That's not... too deep.

I'll go first.

No, you won't.

You can stay up here and practice your observing skills.

One step, two step.

Ouch, watch it!

Sorry, Joy.

Nah, my fault.

What is this place?

It's nothing!

I told you to stay upstairs!

So I wouldn't be witness to your failure?

What failure?

That you just discovered some old boiler room

that the school closed down 80 years ago.

This adventure was a dud.

The only dud is the one standing in front of me.

Guys, look at this.

Rusted pipes, so what?

Yeah, but why do they go into the wall,

and not up to the school?

They head somewhere beyond the wall.

Guys, I think I found something.

It's a door!

Let's push it open.

I got this.

Not with those spaghetti arms.

Both: Guys!

Let's all apply unified force.

(all groaning)

(screaming)

Ugh!

How does an 80-year-old man push that open every single day?

First of all, Bell died in his 70s,

but the troglodyte is right.

There has to be a smarter way.

Is there something with moving parts?

Like the card catalogue upstairs?

That's it.

What? The furnace door?

No, on the furnace.

I recognize that symbol from the book.

Who has the book?

I guess we forgot the super-secret book upstairs.

It was in my knapsack.

If you had listened to me and stayed upstairs,

you could have finally been useful!

If that makes you this upset,

then I think you have a serious anger management problem.

(whispering) I recommend professional help.

My anger is purely situational!

Okay, you're both children.

Technically, we're all children.

What the...

Oh, guys!

Guys, I found it!

"I give thee a group of three,

"The first immobile will al --"

(alarm beeping)

What was that?

That was my alarm. Detention's over.

Detention is over?!

Guys, get up here quick!

Let me up first!

Ow, ow!

Shoo!

Oh. Hi!

Raign, what are you doing?

I, uh, I need to speak with you, sir.

Okay, well then, let me in.

Uh, privately.

(sighing) Can this wait?

It really can't.

I've done something really bad.

(sighing) I'm listening.

You remember my sister Ace, right?

Of course, she won every award we had.

I need to confess something I did to her.

Okay.

Ace's favourite food is a tuna melt.

So, she was studying for her midterms,

except she wasn't.

She was being a little punk, but of course, Mom didn't notice

because everybody loves Ace!

Anyways, Mom made me make her a snack

because she was so busy.

So, I made her a tuna melt.

Except it wasn't tuna, it was cat food.

And how is this a concern of the school?

Uh, it's been a weight on my conscience.

Okay, I think that this is a family issue,

and you should really tell your parents.

She could have a bacterial infection, or --

Heh!

-- sal-salmonella.

(kids talking indistinctly in detention room)

What's going on in there?

Uh, nothing, nothing.

The people revolted and cut off her head.

What? Why?

Because she wanted them to enjoy some cake?

Pfft, French people.

(laughing)

Detention's over.

♪ Let them eat cake ♪

♪ Let them eat cake ♪

♪ Let them eat cake ♪

♪ Let them eat cake ♪

♪ Don't want no crumbs, don't want no flan ♪

♪ I eating nothing coming off a pan ♪

♪ Hey, yeah ♪

♪ Qu'ils mangent de la brioche ♪

♪ Let them eat cake ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Let them eat cake ♪

♪ De la brioche ♪

♪ Hey, let them eat cake ♪

♪ Whoop ♪

♪ Let them eat cake, yeah ♪