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hey Dad what's this that would be a

trail marked by hikers twice the route

oh I forgot a novelized me a car and how

long till we get to the car hey don't

worry

I got built-in GPS come on what is that

a hiker probably screaming it's correct

and it's dirty well does it work okay is

there anything on it

let me see to rewind it a little if you

have to what do you think I'm doing

come on come on what's on it videos on

but it's flickering in and out am I

gonna have to come over

show me something

so why is it they're going to do this in

North Carolina aren't there enough

what's in Delaware I was hiking down

here a couple years ago and it was a

pretty cool besides I figured we could

take a little R&R and Outer Banks

afterwards ah that must be the surprise

you didn't tell him I told him to pack

extra clothes I figured it could have

been a cool surprise we're gonna be

standing a folk Summer Place party boy

so don't get any wild ideas I I promise

I'll be on my best behavior okay you

both reviewed the copies of the script

right yes yeah seems like you got some

stuff out of order though yeah sometimes

that's how it works on a shooting

schedule yeah right I think I get it

my necks plain to him again he doesn't

maybe later I figure we need to take

advantage of the good daylight hours

with some cell phones

okay mr. survivalist get us started

how about to buckle up so we don't start

off in trouble with them all come on who

we need set up footage or at the very

least blooper altitudes blooper outtakes

come on I thought this was like a

serious documentary I'm just trying to

lighten the mood a little well whatever

I'm sorry mood thing I'm not used to

being up at zero dark just about your

bedtime isn't it mr. party I'm a night

out man what do you want from me it's

genetic come on Tim fill us in on what

we're about to get ourselves into we're

gonna be living off the land for the

next 55 hours we're gonna film the best

survival documentary ever where are we

headed

hey keep that thing off me I he's the

star well why aren't you back you're

doing this you're the tech guy you know

I get carsick in the backseat it's a

thing do you want me do you want to do

an intro a life yeah but I think we've

lost a handle on things

we can just do it on the way back you're

the boss I'm gonna shoot this next

highway sign we can edit it and go for

the intro on the ride back yes so when

are we stopping for lunch

are you serious you just finished

breakfast you remember we're supposed to

be roughing it right yeah we're not

exactly

top good

I can't wait to see what I get into with

these guys

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hey you guys filming imap - you shut

that off may we speak to the owner

please wait sir we're filming a survival

documentary nearby and we just wanted to

get a couple shots of life in the area

is that okay you guys mind if these kids

shoot a documentary or a movie

we'll speak up suit your movie thanks

sir it's Lord thanks Lloyd

we'll get him to sign a release later

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I thought there was gonna be like a lot

of weird folks here these people seem

t really Nick I'm just saying I was

expecting some sort of like freak show

thing do not and talk these people what

what you say which they don't look like

people you want to mess with man that's

all okay relax

come on that's right mister nature

survivalist want to make those guys just

come ever and go on that's it the woods

there whatever us us don't you - I was

thinking the same thing

oh really you would take this thing

while we wait wait wait wait wait

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dad come look at this I'm gonna get a

close-up

okay Romeo time to go interview some of

the locals my friends from century this

is Rebecca

hi nice nice easy - what's up what's up

with the camera we're filming a

documentary one okay yeah actually

speaking of which

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are you coming here take this

fine and follow me whatever she's pretty

cute what could she possibly see in you

not a relative so let cut

hey Lloyd going on this my sis I

mentioned the filmmaker Sean yeah we're

making a film playing the whole

documentary game trust me now managers

been picked up

hey guys I think I'm a caller tonight

yeah we'll be fine

see you in the morning of course one

well it would certainly appear that we

are all set here

so I think I'm going to go over there

and make news

take care oh is this give me the camera

remember John Oh gets the honey

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well I guess that's a wrap

you and your friends go on in the woods

to make a documentary yes we are sir may

I ask your name hey pretty lady

come sit down

is it okay if I film you sir yeah pops

don't care hi I'm Mike

do you mind if I film you course not

they tell me I look like Christopher

Lloyd I can see the resemblance

and you would to film the wild man here

we go again it depends on the story he

tells says how much he's had to drink go

ahead tell her how many times you don't

want to get any of all cranked up on

that because really question is what not

who so you've seen it too I've seen all

sorts things generally from the bottom

of my beer glass oh you and your friends

you should stick to the pants all right

pop I think it's time to go

sir have you seen it too

and you stick to the pairs now you

remember to stick to the path

dammit

forgot my do searches honey get the good

shit dude yeah the good shit suppose

just a wild animal killing its prey

don't worry it's okay shit let me have

that camera all right you all ready

let's go

bhishan I wonder this

I'll drop backside Nick and you can go

through your spiel on the trails and

stuff all right Nick why don't we cut

and we'll take it a few yards down the

trail

whoa

Oh what you never seen a sign before

hey you gonna be a dick the whole time

oh my god Wildlife Refuge oh I'll get

the protected area okay let's go even a

novice can use the Sun to track

direction once you establish directions

east north south and west relax you need

to get a big stick keep rolling this

work this work good get a stick make

sure you're in a clear area it's

actually really good it's perfect can't

stick down once I get another hole here

I make sure that this big just deep

enough in there as you can as you can

see the stick has cast a shadow you let

me find a rock once you get your shadow

do rods there's one here's another

two rocks first rock place at the top of

the shadow after that we're late and I

really need a break

Nick we're shooting oh one I heard

something okay what is it be cool

everybody we should report those guys

and you want to remember the number from

that notice um you know what we don't

worry about it don't worry about it

you're going don't worry about trying to

call anybody we won't have a signal out

here anyways cut now that we have our

framework let's build our shelter

what there's a problem what's wrong

I got piss now cut you ready yeah action

now that we've selected a wide base tree

like this this is your base we take the

other three trees and we'll place them

in an equally spaced apart in a lock

leaning position against the tree this

is your shelter you want to look for

trees and branches that have leaves

intact because that would be for your

walls and your ceiling and your roof

also you want to look for branches that

have as much foliage on them as possible

you can leave one or two spots open as

long as you're protected from the

elements

now that we have our shelter let's build

our fire hi that was a great team I'm

fine if you want to do it that way

just for a second time I kind of wanted

method that's kind of basic place it

sounds like the best birch let's go with

it sure I'll do it however you want no

no that's right

and if you don't mind afterwards

we'll look at it and shoot another

method if it's not enough work for you

yeah cool that since you're already

rolling Nick action here's what you'll

need to such a fire cinder kindling and

fuel if you have glasses you're in luck

as long as such a fire while the Sun is

still up your tinder is basically bark

that you can pull from a tree that's

easily break a ball that you can shred

you can use dry leaves also your

kindling is small sticks like branches

little pieces of wood that you can use

to once you get your fire going and your

fuel this is what's gonna keep it

burning statue a large piece of the wood

what's wrong

oh no oh no do you think maybe we can

look at a rewrite or something maybe

just not flown for you no not really I

just don't like the approach maybe if we

take a break

eat some lunch and look at every right

after sure sure fine look at it later

together okay yeah lunch when is that

cut

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what do you think of the revised script

I like it I mean you have to make the

delivery so it's whatever feels

comfortable to you

guys you know what why don't we try to

get some different shot I like what I'm

gonna get some shots from that Ridge you

see that right there we've been kind of

shooting straight scenes it's pretty

unbelievably yeah okay go ahead go ahead

set up your shop frame and let us know

when you're ready you got it

Oh

camera caught something

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it was a bear Shonda that was no bear

that was not a bear or any other mammal

that we know of sure didn't look like a

bear to me man it was running upright on

its back legs I saw a bear when you was

a kid at dessert turn that shit off

we're not filming this okay you know

come on no keep filming from this point

on that camera should be recording as

much as possible

don't you think you're making a little

more out of this than it is you think or

do you know for sure tell me if you know

for sure I'll drop it of course I can't

say for sure so you saw that movement

over there too even before we looked in

the film yeah I saw something you break

anything just my ass all right so did

you both see it we saw something but we

don't know what we saw well I I saw a

hairy man-like creature he was tall and

muscular it was a bear just the bear

okay

that was no bear man come on I caught a

glimpse of it before I slid down that

hill it's on film you just saw it man it

was big hairy and mad no just a glimpse

huh it was a big glimpse come on she

wants all the same thing I did

so what so what I didn't mean it like

that but it's probably just a bear why

why just a bear look I'm with Sean and

we saw a wild man of the woods did you

just call it why would you know it's me

Abe mentioned it who's a man I met at

the bar after you left he seemed a

little drunk but whatever so some old

drunk I told you a Bigfoot story I don't

know it could have just been a Carolina

twang Oh a Bigfoot story I don't believe

this

are you two coming wait what if we

actually have stumbled across a

legendary creature like a Bigfoot or a

skunk ape or this wild man of the woods

yeah well man get it quick what if we

actually could capture it on film you

would be the greatest survivalist to

ever lead an expedition that discovered

the Wildman yeah but it's perfect I know

it could just be a bear or it could be

as unlikely as you think the wild name

and you'd be the greatest camera guy on

the planet yes sir just survive a

documentary and turn this into some

expedition for some legendary wood

dwelling creature that an old trunk

coach who may exist yeah well

okay let's go find it all right

wait wait right hurry we're gonna lose

it well I should probably change the bed

whoa

something's definitely been here what is

it

fur or hair of some sort here here and

up there damn that's like gotta be like

over seven feet tall

relax man bears are known to stand on

their hind legs when they want to mark a

tree I just don't see any marks on this

one probably scared it off when you took

that tumble didn't even have time to

market no do you know what kind of

furnace I can't say for sure but from

the looks of it it's it's probably just

you know this humor me here kids let's

just say that it is female one or two

cubs we come across this thing we're in

trouble

you don't get it there's a wild animals

if we come across it and it feels

threatened it can and it will kill us we

can run from it I mean we'll probably

see it before it sees us no no bears are

fast you me and the fastest man on the

planet can't outrun a bear a pissed-off

bear at that

no animals don't practice the same

hygiene as we do oh we should probably

go now whoa watch out for that scat scat

what's skin dad is animal shit it's like

mine looks like a big swirl it smells

well what what is it that look on your

face besides the smell and already

filling you guys it's fear of these wild

theories it's not a bear then what is it

I can't say for sure it went that way

let's go before we lose the trail that's

not a good idea it's on Shawn keep

filming

we'll catch up I'm right behind you yep

what the hell Nick you should have

changed the dollar price Sean come on

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hey Sean we probably should wait up for

him I mean after all I know you

imagination is running wild right now

but this is serious business

hey wait Sean look at me fine

why do you have to be so wrong I'm sorry

I really am

I don't think you guys understand how

serious this is go on whatever animal

we're tracking it's a dangerous one

we're not equipped to have a

confrontation with it

the garbin Ives and the Gator acts that

we have those are close-range combat

weapons they're no good against a bear

or a creature Sean all right we really

can't argue with him there thanks Nick

okay you're calling the shots

maybe I am letting this whole expedition

get me a little wound up against my

better judgment we'll keep tracking this

thing but if things get hairy then it's

really Nick sorry

but do you think it's messed up or weird

we're gonna head back to the Jeep I'm

gonna get the hell out of here

agreed great all right I'll take the

lead on this one your memory serves me

correct to rain changes up here so we

have to stay close to each other it's

easy to lose sight of each other out

here we still have a little bit of

sunlight left so we can track this thing

until dusk so what's gonna happen when

we catch it on film filming as long as

possible long enough to at least be able

to identify it for the creature that it

is I don't know if I want you to be

disappointed or not are you scared

damn right I am

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Deb where were you I was a little behind

you guys won the hell do you call that

after the conversation that we just had

it was Chanukah it was scared what if he

cornered it what

perception is everything the animal

thinks that it's cornered and in

actuality it's not still gonna attack

stop stop look yeah look I like you guys

but I ain't breaking my neck for nobody

okay done all right Frank what you saw

it too

you saw it right yes I

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what looks like he's pretty fast you

think

that was pretty crazy though right no

you were crazy do you chase it soon

are you I'm looking at the camera I'm

just doing everything oh my gosh

guys it was just the deer all right we

startled the deer what's wrong

it wasn't us that stalled it there was

something up ahead what are you talking

about man

if we started it would have ran away

from us not towards us worried should I

keep filming I mean my arm and shoulder

just took a pretty heavy it from that

fall cut give me the camera

we'll continue filming one more further

along we have gone a bit of ways without

seeing anything

please stop something we'll go with long

if Dennis says we go no it's dead isn't

it dead all right

damn dude mystery solved I guess you

were right all along

careful dad

what do you think happened to

hey what are you doing Christ it's still

warm one yeah that's exactly what that

means oh it died very recently oh yeah

fucking kill you you think this bear has

no fucking yet no shit lift it apart

like that yeah I don't know maybe tried

to climb the tree to get away from never

there you can see there's there's

there's Clark that's that's missing from

the tree damn what's wrong I'm not

digging that look on your face man he

does that look again is that man dead

what is it I can't wrap my head around

it

but what are you thinking just

monitoring the scrapes it's still moist

okay so who this climb right

the claw marks are oh they're horizontal

it's the Bears lemon tree claw marks

will be vertical it's as if he was

trying to hold on to keep itself on

being pulled you are pulling my cat stop

I am let's keep moving

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all right this is too far are you

filming

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it's late we need to get some rest it's

been a very very long day somebody like

stay awake and be like a look at

Rebecca I could really use your company

tonight

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did you hear that

the whole thing didn't you see please

of course I'm gonna go out there all

right away we probably won't even get

Johnny come on

- Bacchus people are buying in a

straight line from there

it's practically pitch dark out here we

could probably see the light of the

campfire but half a mile or so just keep

checking every now

I'm sorry Tommy

shot

I'm all good we can still see the

campfires look over there

right I saw something what

Hey look nice what we do Bettina they

were glowing eyes off in the distance

glowing resetting the light into the

eyes

my eyes illuminated at night when

shuttle I enjoyed like such an idiot

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whatever that smell is it's not human it

smells familiar

is there dead animal serious that will

not make the cut in editing just say now

what is it I don't know I don't have a

good feeling about this anymore will we

we haven't seen anything that doesn't

make anything better does it you want to

call it quits

shawn johnson he really does care about

you

he's not going to quit on you or don't

have to be the one who haha it's the

pork something we've come so far if we

call it quits now we always have that

what is hanging over our heads

for the rest of our lives

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this is not funny anymore

this is not funny

just fix up the camp okay are you

serious there's more than one set of

eyes out there no way let's get out of

here tonight nothing in the dark we

can't navigate in the dark we have to

wait till daylight black man relax it's

just a sound man it sounds at forest man

messing with the big city kids huh come

on bear huh it ain't funny you backwards

hell bellies you take it take your

ticket I don't it ain't funny

ya Hillbillies out here let's see what

the big city chicks

shine out here y'all want to find it I'm

sorry got some deep woods insects Dorji

happening anybody you know why didn't it

just the surround of the fourth dot the

forest man I'm telling you right now

spoke and they're just fucking with you

out of Taylor someone relax

they don't know the tensions loses food

supplies to shreds oh by the way

something noises

this shit ain't funny

Oh God

I'm gonna go to sleep well

why do you make it out you scared

how about you turn that camera off I

hope you set up your tent

you need to get some rest hey good

morning how long you been up

you okay you've been awake all night

having him

we should get going if you want to find

a fresh trail wait you still want to

move forward aren't you curious

of course I am but last night you didn't

seem too anxious to keep going it's

daylight now we should be fine

we should get Nick up looking neat as we

walk after we pack our things okay but

look sorry I freaked out last night

shit just right just really good going

I'm gonna talk some trail markers around

some trees around the camp I don't think

you should be filming right now besides

we'll need both hands okay go ahead next

me yeah go ahead

oh we were walking along and we found

this it appears to be some sort of a

pile of branches very constantly what

bedding this was made by someone for

more than likely something how long has

it been here not long into the branches

are still moist I'd say eight hours tops

oh there's that smell look it's right

over there more that far

race it way down on those branches what

just do it

why me forget

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looks just like the recliner yeah it

looks very comfortable man hand me the

camera Shawn what hand me the camera

it was watching us whatever made this

bed I can't believe it

stems write whatever was lying here was

watching us or I wanted to keep an eye

on us

I can't believe at a hundred yards back

with someone bashed in traps fuck that

man all right look in bears do this

stack pattern is to deliberate bears are

smart but they lack one thing to make a

pattern like this what's that

opposable thumbs

well shit just got real what your shoes

what do you want to do I'm scared

shitless right now but I think it's the

Wildman wanted to harm us or or worse we

wouldn't be having this discussion right

now right so we all agree so we're all

thinking the same but so this wild man

of the woods is for real

trying to seem that way this this is

huge

just think three u of D grabs

discovering this legendary creature

let's say we do track it and get some

better footage of what we already have

dead what

what's your new fame right not so fast

we don't know how far to thinking travel

and I'm not sure exactly where we are

not to mention an unnecessary attention

we'll bring to this pristine habitat Oh

all you were ever thinking about Nature

Boy we got we got preserve this we got

plum serve that I got new screaming my

friend the one

so I think we should try to cash in on a

little something extra while we can

we're getting a little ahead of

ourselves we don't even have enough

footage to show anybody anything that's

convincing

come here Nick take this against my

better judgment we'll keep moving if we

are where I think we are there should be

a stream up ahead beyond that point

there should be a couple hiking trails

that are pretty well-traveled wait but

if there's a high human traffic area

wouldn't the wild man avoid it yeah I

think that's what he's counting on

and here we are at that nearby river

only took us what three hours and

hundred insect bites to get here

why did you even turn that on we haven't

seen anything in hours every expedition

momentous live arranging crossing okay

let's fill up our water canteens I'll

give you each a couple tablets make the

water potable safe to drink

are you sure you're the magic pill you

make this water see you're not magic

pills and the answer is yes so we're

gonna need to build a bridge across the

stinger it will be okay dude do you ever

be serious come look at this what do you

got look at the size of it look here's

the other foot damn what would you say

that is I'm 19

more like a 24

no bear can make a footprint like that

right done yeah that's right how can we

preserve them you can't I can mark off

the area if a heavy rain comes due but

I'm gonna get back get wiped out door if

they can the mighty Mississippi right

here swells up we've got it on tape

that's not enough well what are the

hooks videos out there the scientific

community would rip this to shreds with

just this video damn look how do you

think how long do you think it is if I

had to guess I'd say seven and a half

feet or so maybe more well that explains

a few other things you probably came out

of the stream over here there's all

rocks over there we probably won't find

any footprints look here's some fur it

definitely came this way

dumb what's wrong everything okay

maybe maybe

whatever came into our campsite didn't

take our food why maybe it doesn't like

our type of food

none of this whatever okay you mean the

wild man I don't think it wanted us to

leave what are you saying

if it came and took our food we would

have dropped the expedition and went

back to wherever we came from you're

assuming it's human with that type of

thought deduction human life I've been

telling you guys all right we are

tracking the wild man I think you got it

backwards you're a wild man he's been

tracking us bingo

hey what the fuck was that what the fuck

was that

I can't do we can't go back there the

wild man is there

Oh

you were right I was only thinking about

me

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thinking about becoming famous rich it's

less than we do

stay close I'm right on your ice Sean

baby we're for help you know maybe he

distracted it if you let it away from us

so we could get away or maybe he's

looking for us you know I hope so

we also have to consider don't even

think that we have to think about all

the possibilities all right we might be

at him trying to survive on all him

you sure hope so heard his backpacks got

the flares the compass and emergency

supplies every flu

okay okay okay

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Shawn we need to get out of here okay

Shannon I'm sorry you're gonna have to

quit in your place come on I'm hungry

and cold

yeah I know I need to we gotta keep

moving oh shit

I'm worried we're needs to it's 1000

what kind of really sure are we dealing

around looking this wild man is coming

to home and we heard pipe the hard front

welcome let's go just about just

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okay all right

[Laughter]

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what what what what what we talked about

this I mean you played you put him drunk

right that's what I'm saying

maybe what

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and you waited too now to share them

right now all right

rings all right now fucking music come

on tell me you wouldn't have done the

exactly right you tell me what the fuck

are we done in with the fuck I wouldn't

have done Sean

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you stay all tired if you want who's you

please are you going I'm going to find a

place get some sweeper and stay alive

like dad it's helpful in the morning

fucking crazy

yeah first thing we need to do get back

and tell the cops we can do right now

well let's go let's get out of here now

well what what we're like like a six

seven mile hike Mooji I mean in a

darkness come on it's suicide

the white man could ambush us that crazy

do you really think we're better off

here we're just like sitting ducks

okay fine okay we're just we're gonna

get right up at the crack of dawn and

yeah I'm pretty sure I could definitely

get a spectacle before it's done you're

pretty sure well I mean but then the

camera we can look back at the footage

rewind it to find landmarks and stuff we

can get our way back to the ship there

are lots of gaps in filming I'm sure

we'll get lost

and I'm sure the woods would look a lot

different coming from the opposite

direction I don't know what to tell you

look between the video and and the

markers that dem left moving it back

more gonna be okay

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where are you going find a sharp pointy

spit or something oh and by the way I

mean I'm guessing you're thinking it's

but seriously no fire tonight nothing

why not

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why make it any easier shot

means giving us pretty decent light

especially in this little clearing you

got going on I mean seriously no I I say

I say we're talking and I say

okay plus the place

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back

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I am so sorry

I wish your sweetheart I fucking ass

not designating you a little point is

that

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[Laughter]

and you okay we looked were you you're

not where were you

I'm glad to take a dump okay are you

okay okay which was fun okay

keep your hands here

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I'm not even really sure where I am that

way that's where I'm heading come on the

pack I'm safe now

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survive

maybe this footage will

I repeat myself again take that stuff

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stop making noise palm trees Mentos

trees with the count for you

screams crack ain't no lights when I

push the button

I can't with these pump things on

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we hired in a mother shorty flier there

no other miss Papa stop frontin gotta

put me on a something swag or juicy

mommy wanna do it just like a groupie my

life is like a movie

mr. Smith feed boys said that she knew

this thing's busted it ain't no good let

it go already

yeah this thing's done I'll come and

don't rush me you're always rushing me I

know what I'm doing got a battle D'Amato

go hard enough yeah my friend yo girls

just heat it all their shots of Picardy

getting naughty to the morning roll

allow pitting you down here we going in

freak

Pikachu and your girlfriend boats out of

Chile - what about the other one

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what keep close to the trails this time

cuz we've been this King Street y'all

all out when the Army's out

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come on come on what's on it videos on

but it's flickering in and out am I

gonna have to come over

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you