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[Dennis Coffey's "Scorpio"]
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[school bell rings]
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♪
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- Locker sweep day.
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- Unleash hell, Ralph Durbin.
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- [whistling]
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- You should look scared.
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♪
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- Firecrackers.
Detention.
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♪
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Metal compasses?
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Hand over the math knives,
Wolverine.
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Ah!
both: Oh!
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- Ugh.
- [groans]
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- Ew.
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♪
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- Hey!
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Give me the vape, Kasperak!
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♪
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[vape clatters]
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[breathing heavily]
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♪
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[stammers]
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Detention.
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[sighs]
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- Kristina Yamaguchi, these
hallways get longer every year.
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- [sighs]
- Son of a...
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[intriguing music]
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[sighs]
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"Berry Crunch"?
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♪
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Ooh.
Oh, that's nice.
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[Ramones'"Listen to My Heart"]
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- One, two, three, four!
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- ♪ Next time,I'll listen to my heart ♪
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♪ Next time,well, I'll be smart ♪
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♪
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- I thought teachers
were smart.
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You just hold up an item,
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and you go, "What picture
does this look like?"
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And then you put it in there.
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- [imitates whoosh]
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- Oh.
[clicks tongue]
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- Um, "Oops."
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[chuckles] You missed.
- [laughs] Yeah.
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Yep, that's all right, though.
Somebody always gets them.
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- Yeah, I get them!
Me!
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- What?
No!
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Hans, I thought you did, uh,
leaves and windows,
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and Dale did toilets and trash.
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Huh.
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Okay, well, seems as if
I owe you one of these.
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[tense music]
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[chuckles]
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♪
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- [grunts]
Go to sleep.
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Go to sleep.
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Go to sleep.
Shh.
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- All right, everybody,
mouth holes shut.
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Ear holes open.
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This morning,
I received a very lovely letter
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on this, uh, very graphic,
naked-angel-baby stationery.
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♪
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes, Anthony.
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These angel buns herald
for you.
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- [sighs]
- "Dear Mr. Griffin,
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"I'm writing to thank you
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"for all the after-hours
biology tutoring
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"you are providing
for my grandson.
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"Anthony is truly blessed
to have you shepherd him
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"on his journey,
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while the sweet Baby Jesus
carries you both."
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It goes on like this
for pages.
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Oh, there's a part here
where, um,
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she thanks Jesus for saving the
baby on "Days of Our Lives."
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And then it ends with a recipe
for turkey chili.
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- I'm sorry.
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Are you teaching
Anthony biology?
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- Well, zam zaddy,
if cash is what you need...
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Kaspy would love to get down
on a private tutoring sesh.
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- Ugh.
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Heather, give me a hot one.
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- Yeah.
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[clears throat]
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"If Marcus was a shoe,
he'd be an Ugg."
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class: Ooh!
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- So I'd get to hug
Rachael Ray's feet all day?
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Well, yummo.
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[all groaning]
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- No, listen, I'm not teaching
biology to anybody, okay?
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It appears that Anthony
has been using my good name
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to lie to his own grandma...
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which means your finally
learning something from me.
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I mean, you spend so much time
kowtowing to your grandmas
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and your piano teachers
and your orthodontists.
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I mean, don't you realize
these people are all idiots?
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- My orthodontist
won "Jeopardy!"
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- Mine too.
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- Uh, well, that's got to be
the same person. I mean...
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All right, Anthony, tell us.
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What classic
teenage hooliganism
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are you getting up to behind
your grandma's back, huh?
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- I'd rather not say.
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- All secrets are safe
with us, Anthony,
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e.g., I use women's
antiperspirant.
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- I have a parasitic twin.
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It's just a mass
of teeth and hair really.
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It's in a jar at home.
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That felt pretty vulnerable,
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and I'd love
if someone looked at me.
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[tense music]
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Please.
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Dan?
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- I can't, man.
I just can't.
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- All right, Anthony.
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What are you pulling over
on old Granny Angelbutts, huh?
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♪
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No?
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Oh, well, then
the game is afoot.
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- Yummo.
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[all groaning]
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- What are you
talking about?
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- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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It's time to dine.
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[microwave door closes]
Mmm.
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[buttons beeping]
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[investigative music]
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- Pow.
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- Excuse me, Dave.
What's this?
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- Oh.
[laughs]
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Bonjour Mouse?
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Mrs. Harper's gonna sew his
little beret back on for me.
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- So that's
your stuffed mouse?
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- Yepper.
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My parents brought it back
from Nova Scotia
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in the late '80s.
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- Dave, get out.
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- But my Birds Eye
steamed veggie medley's
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in the microwave.
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- Get out!
- The lady said, "Get out!"
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- I'll fork you!
- Out, Dave.
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- All right.
Boy, howdy.
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- Out.
- [exhales deeply]
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- Now, you know
I love clowning on Dave,
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but why are we mad
at him, again?
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- Remember the clinic gave me
a photo of my donor as a child?
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♪
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- Oh!
- Bonjour Mouse.
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- Wha--
[laughs]
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Girl, I need you
to stop immediately,
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'cause it sounds like
you're saying
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that Geology Dave
is your baby's daddy.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Don't say that.
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Uh, I'm sure that a lot of
people have hand-sewn mice
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from 1980s Nova Scotia.
- Yeah.
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- I don't want my baby
to be a doofus.
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- Oh, it won't.
- [whines]
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- No.
- It's gonna be okay.
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- [imitates trumpet fanfare]
A royal request!
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Might I have my veggies?
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- See? Do you see
what I'm talking about?
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- It seems as though
they are overcooked.
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- Dave, get out!
- Yep.
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- Dang.
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Aah!
- Start squeaking, geek.
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Where'd you get the juice
for your fruit flute?
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Come on!
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Who puts the berry tang
in your smoke thang?
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- I'm sorry,
I don't know these words.
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- [grunts]
- [grunts]
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- Stop playing dumb.
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Where'd you get the vape?
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[tense music]
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[investigative music]
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- [whispering]
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
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I feel like we're too close.
Let's drop back a little.
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- Sorry, this is my first time
stalking a child.
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- Yeah.
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♪
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- Oh, my God.
[door closes]
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Is sweet baby Anthony
doing drugs?
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[door closes]
Go.
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♪
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's way worse than that.
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[crowd cheering]
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- Neanderthal gymnastics.
[bell dings]
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[crowd cheering and shouting]
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- Yeah!
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all:
One, two, three!
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- That's it!
[cheering]
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[bell dinging]
- [screams]
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- Here is your winner,
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Delilah Doom!
[cheering]
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And now it is time
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for the TTSW main event!
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[cheering]
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Making his way to the ring,
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Tennessee Ronnie Log!
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[cheers and applause]
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- Yeah, who wants
to log in, baby?
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[rock music plays]
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Yeah.
Ha ha.
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Yeah!
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Aah!
Ha ha.
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♪
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- [gasps, laughs]
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♪
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- You know, you--you
can't take that home, right?
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- He gave it to me.
- It's got bugs in it.
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- But he gave it to me.
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- And his opponent,
the King of Diamonds,
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Deznel Midnight!
[cheers and applause]
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[trumpet fanfare plays]
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♪
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- Oh.
Anthony's the star of the show.
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♪
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Is that Hans?
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The janitor?
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[booing and cheering]
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- Loyal subjects of Toledo,
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your King of Diamonds
is here tonight
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to do two things--
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kKick some booty
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and meet some cuties.
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[laughing and shouting]
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I'm gonna pummel this here
cretin before me!
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Take him back
to the woods from--
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Oh.
Okay, Donna.
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Oh, thank you.
Uh, quick announcement.
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"The annual parish coat drive
ends this Wednesday.
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"Let's b-b-b-body-slam
homelessness
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"with a new
or gently used coat.
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"Donation bin
is located outside
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Pastor J-J-Jeff's office."
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crowd:
Footstool! Footstool!
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- Time for me to put
my royal feet up.
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crowd: Footstool! Footstool!
Footstool! Footstool!
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Footstool! Footstool!
Footstool...
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[cheering]
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- This is bad.
- Yeah.
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He's not a wrestler.
He's a--he's a prop.
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crowd:
Footstool, Footstool...
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[dramatic music]
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[school bell rings]
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- I already told them
everything.
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No need for a grand speech
about how stupid wrestling is.
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Okay?
- Okay.
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[laughs]
But it is stupid.
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It's so stupid.
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It's all costumes
and over-the-top characters
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and melodrama, it's--
- Yes.
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It is everything I am.
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- [chuckles]
Look...
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if you guys
are ever gonna use me
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to, like, live a secret life,
260
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,283
then it's got to be
for something badass, you know?
261
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,353
Not being a footstool
for a high-school janitor.
262
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,989
- He may be a janitor in here,
but in the ring,
263
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,191
he's a legend.
264
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,193
Hans is doing me a favor
by taking me on as his protégé.
265
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,262
- [chuckles]
Okay, so what's the plan?
266
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,366
- I want to be the baddest
daddy to ever walk that aisle.
267
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,968
[dramatic music]
268
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,003
I want long hair.
269
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,772
I want to always look
kind of wet.
270
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:39,973
[bell dings]
271
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,375
I want crowds of thousands
to chant my name.
272
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,145
Luther Phoenix:
Bird of Pain.
273
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,813
Ka-kaw!
274
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,382
- Call me Danny Zuko,
'cause I just got chills,
275
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,117
and they are multiplying.
276
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,153
- Better shape up, Anthony.
277
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,788
- Okay, well, where was
278
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,790
Luther Phoenix: Bird of Pain
Ka-kaw last night?
279
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,159
- Hans thinks it's stupid.
280
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,960
- The guy's clearly all ego.
281
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,829
Just come up
with a name that, like,
282
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,297
complements
his King of Diamonds persona.
283
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,000
You know,
something like Aces Wild.
284
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,102
Oh, whoa!
285
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,804
Aces Wild.
286
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,172
Yeah.
287
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,840
[chuckles]
Ah, man.
288
00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,408
Look at that.
I nailed it on my first try.
289
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,912
- Uh, why would an ace be wild?
It's the best card.
290
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,280
- Mm, well, don't do that.
291
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,882
- Maybe we spend
a little more time on it.
292
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,117
- Uh...
293
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,086
- Perhaps Tony Flamingo,
The Two of Hearts
294
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,220
would pique his interest.
295
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,889
He may be wearing
a glamorous feather boa,
296
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,825
but his legs
are lethal weapons.
297
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,826
Ha!
298
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,096
- Mm, I like it.
299
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,897
- Tony Flamingo.
300
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,166
Mm, yeah, well, okay.
We tried.
301
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,334
You know, but it looks like
302
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,136
ain't nothing ever gonna beat
Aces Wild.
303
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,238
- Okay.
304
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,040
- Okay.
305
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,110
So you two read thoroughly
through my donor's profile.
306
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,311
- Yes, and there's no way
307
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,046
that Dave's a 1/8 Colombian
marble sculptor.
308
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,114
- [sighs]
309
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,315
- The dude wears
infinity scarves.
310
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,950
I think you're fine, okay?
- Okay.
311
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,451
- You're donor said he plays
the flamenco guitar.
312
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,186
I mean, this is not Dave.
313
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,022
- Okay, well, just keep it
subtle, ladies, all right?
314
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,056
Oh, here he comes.
Here he comes.
315
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,157
- Okay.
316
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,358
- Dave!
Hey, bud.
317
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,327
You know, why don't you
come and eat with us?
318
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,195
- We saved you
a spot right there.
319
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,064
- O...kay.
Cool.
320
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,034
Oh, shoot.
The dang microwave's broken?
321
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,201
I brought
a Healthy Boy Kale Gnocchi.
322
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,070
Now I can't eat it.
- So whiny.
323
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,271
I cannot. I can't.
- Oh, God.
324
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,472
- [laughs]
325
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,941
So what's the scoopin',
Mary Poopins?
326
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,943
[chuckles]
- I'm not gonna make it.
327
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:27,380
- Um, what's scoopin' is that
I'm taking a sculpture class.
328
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,216
Have you ever sculpted
anything, Dave?
329
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,985
- Oh, yeah.
I'm a marble sculptor.
330
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,987
Yeah, in fact,
just this morning,
331
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,056
I was in the studio
gluing marbles together.
332
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,359
Uh, three white ones
make a snowman sculpture.
333
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,895
Five green ones,
334
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,363
that's a pretty cool
caterpillar.
335
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,198
Six green ones in a clump--
336
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,367
now you're looking at
a pile of peas.
337
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,369
- No.
No, no, no.
338
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,137
I mean, marble sculpting
is supposed be, like,
339
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,505
chiseling stone.
340
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,375
You did a preschool craft.
[laughter]
341
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,411
- Would a preschooler be able
to do this, Stefanie?
342
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:02,248
Yep, yep, yep.
[marble clatters]
343
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,350
Dropped it.
344
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,118
- Just curious, Dave--
345
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:08,021
can you play this guitar?
[chuckles]
346
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,123
- Oh, well, I mean,
I dabble, but...
347
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,926
A little dab will do ya.
[laughs]
348
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,994
[strumming]
349
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:19,265
[vocalizing oddly]
350
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,234
♪ Barcelona
351
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,269
♪
352
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,939
- Get out, Dave!
Out now.
353
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,207
- You know who actually taught
me that song?
354
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,508
It wasmi abuelita
from Colombia.
355
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,010
both: Get out!
- Scram!
356
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,978
- Yep, all right.
Just gonna grab this...
357
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,414
Mm, I'll get it later.
- [groans]
358
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,350
I am unmoored.
I can't.
359
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,553
- Okay, listen, I know
the evidence is devastating,
360
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,389
but the only way
you're gonna find out
361
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,224
if you're having
Dave's dumb baby
362
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,292
is to see a photo of him as a
toddler and compare it to this.
363
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,461
[investigative music]
364
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,231
We're going
to Morenci tonight, honeys.
365
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,400
- Mama just got totake the edge off.
366
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,135
Mama got to get normal.
367
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,570
[door closes,
footsteps approaching]
368
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,472
- [sighs]
Hey, Helen.
369
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,374
- [inhales deeply]
- I forgot to...
370
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,144
thank you for...
371
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,113
a good day and wish you
a pleasant evening.
372
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,548
[sniffs]
Hmm.
373
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,453
Aren't you gonna tell me
374
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,355
to sleep like a cricket
in a mitten?
375
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,290
- Mm-hmm.
376
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,126
- No?
Hmm.
377
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,495
Oh, hey, you know, uh,
378
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,597
probably never gonna hang
this up.
379
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:28,001
I think I'm gonna
throw this poster out.
380
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,070
[dramatic music]
381
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,604
Any objections?
382
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,341
- No!
[whimpers]
383
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,476
[cries]
It's a miracle of life.
384
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,244
- You're vaping, Helen?
385
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,413
- It's Berry Crunch, Ralph,
386
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,216
and for two or three minutes,
it makes me feel like a god.
387
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:46,186
[tense music]
388
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,154
- Come with me.
389
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,156
- [whines, sighs]
390
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,092
♪
391
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,526
[whines]
392
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,562
♪
393
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,197
[cheers and applause]
394
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,299
- Mm.
395
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,401
- Permission to speak,
Your Majesty.
396
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,503
- Make it quick, Footstool.
397
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,205
- I think I'm ready to become
398
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,374
the legendary Deznel Midnight's
right-hand man.
399
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,643
King of Diamonds,
meet your new partner--
400
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,014
Tony Flamingo,
The Two of Hearts.
401
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,618
- I fed you like a baby bird
for months,
402
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,422
just regurgitating and
regurgitating my knowledge,
403
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,258
and now you're coming
for my throne?
404
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,193
You look ridiculous.
405
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,532
- But Mr. Griffin
thinks I'm ready.
406
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,435
- That's who's spitting
in your mouth now?
407
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,338
The man who can't even
properly dispose of an apple?
408
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,407
You put
your footstool costume on.
409
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,209
You're lucky I still want
to put my feet up on you.
410
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,212
[somber music]
411
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,314
♪
412
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,288
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
413
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,489
- Timber.
414
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,726
all: Timber, timber,
timber, timber!
415
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,463
Timber, timber,
timber, timber!
416
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,532
[cheers and applause]
417
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,535
all: One, two, three!
[bell dings]
418
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,203
Winner!
- Yes!
419
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,605
This is the best day
of my life!
420
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,241
- Introducing to you first,
421
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,743
he is the King of Diamonds--
422
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,579
Deznel Midnight!
423
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,548
[trumpet fanfare plays]
424
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,483
[cheers and booing]
425
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,618
- Okay, all right,
here we go, Anthony.
426
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,622
♪
427
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,525
- You're in my kingdom now,
428
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,429
and I say off with his head.
429
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,597
[laughs]
430
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:41,334
[cheering]
431
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,236
[laughs]
432
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,238
Donna.
433
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,508
♪
434
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,211
By royal decree,
435
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,381
I declare that I'm gonna--
436
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,617
Donna, I asked you
if you had anything.
437
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,253
Uh, church announcement.
438
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,522
"The Wilson family thanks you
for your sympathy
439
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,657
"and asks that
in lieu of flowers,
440
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,361
you send," what I assume is
supposed to say "casserole."
441
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,263
"Casserole" has two S's, Donna.
442
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,332
"Let's b-b-b-body slam
443
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,534
this memorial service."
444
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,503
[cheers and applause]
My royal hounds are barking!
445
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,338
Where is my footstool?
446
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,541
crowd: Footstool! Footstool!
Footstool! Footstool!
447
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,810
- Where is that peasant?
448
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,246
Come forth!
- Give me this!
449
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,281
Ah, shut up.
450
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,683
Anthony's not
a footstool, okay?
451
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,485
He's better than this.
He's better than you.
452
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,554
You know what?
He's better than all you!
453
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,456
[booing]
454
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,791
- You suck.
- You suck.
455
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,560
- And you're all just
a bunch of cousin-kissin',
456
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,495
river-swimmin',
457
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,432
Code Red-drinkin',
Walmart-shoppin',
458
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,800
Rascal-scootin',
459
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,568
Natural Light-funnelin'
460
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,337
garbage monsters!
461
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,571
[booing]
- You suck!
462
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,740
- Hey, who the hell are you?
463
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,842
- I'm Aces Wild!
464
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,412
[laughter]
465
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,448
- That name sucks, dude.
- The name is good.
466
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,816
The name is solid.
467
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,784
You can not like me,
but don't say the name is bad,
468
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,486
because the name itself--
- [grunting]
469
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,488
You don't belong here.
Get out of my kingdom!
470
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,656
- Give me this, give me this,
give me--just--
471
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,724
Aah, aah!
472
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,393
- Go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
473
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,729
[laughs]
Come on.
474
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,731
There's no tickling
in wrestling.
475
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,333
- I don't watch wrestling.
- Come on, J.G.!
476
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,534
- You want to tickle, huh?
How about that?
477
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,602
- [laughing]
- How about that?
478
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,870
How about that?
- Are they tickling each other?
479
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,472
- [grunts]
How about that?
480
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,307
Yeah!
481
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,708
[laughs, smooches]
482
00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:30,510
[laughing]
483
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,479
[cheers and applause]
484
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,481
- Throw yourself
down the stairs.
485
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,749
You're killing yourself slowly
with this crud,
486
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,384
so just get it over with.
487
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,286
- The worst I can do
is break an ankle, sir.
488
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,755
- Well, every time
you take a hit of this,
489
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,391
you break an ankle
in your lungs.
490
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,326
- I don't want to break
my lung ankles, sir.
491
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,460
- Oh, you don't
want to break them?
492
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,762
Well, you're still doing it,
aren't you?
493
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,897
You're doing it!
Look at me.
494
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,499
You're vaping Berry Crunch.
495
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,767
- [cries]
496
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,368
[dramatic music]
497
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,569
Okay.
498
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,304
- What?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
499
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,639
Oh, my God.
500
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,441
No, I didn't--I didn't actually
want you to do that.
501
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,575
- Oh.
- That was...
502
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,778
supposed to scare you.
- Oh, you did.
503
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,546
You did.
No more Berry Crunch.
504
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,749
I promise.
You scared me straight.
505
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:14,387
I mean, I'm still gay as a
tiger in a trundle bed, but...
506
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,622
Whoo!
507
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,490
No more cereal smoke.
Mm-mm.
508
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,325
Thank you, Ralph, sir.
509
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,561
Thank you.
510
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,530
[booing and shouting]
- [laughs]
511
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,665
- You suck!
You suck!
512
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:26,866
[dramatic music plays]
513
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,437
[thunder booms]
514
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,938
♪
515
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,941
- I was once
a lowly footstool
516
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,810
who dreamed
he could be a flamingo
517
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,812
that soared above the heavens.
518
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,648
My dreams were thrown
in the trash by you,
519
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,616
Deznel Midnight!
520
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,953
But from the ashes of filth,
521
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,656
I am reborn!
522
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,458
Behold!
523
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,792
I am Trash Phoenix,
524
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,961
and I am here
to take your throne,
525
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,863
King of Diamonds!
[cheers and applause]
526
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,665
[Big Freedia's"Almost Famous"]
527
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,967
- ♪ Come on now, come on now
528
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:02,736
♪ Come on now
529
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,804
- You're beautiful!
- Trash Phoenix!
530
00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,906
- You don't scare me.
531
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,876
[dramatic music]
532
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:15,615
♪
533
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,951
[investigative music]
534
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,820
- How did you know the key
was in that rock?
535
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:22,789
- Well, it was the only rock
with a price tag on it.
536
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,990
- [sighs]
537
00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:26,726
My baby gonna be stupid.
538
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,827
- Yo.
Over here.
539
00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:30,764
- Oh, it's him.
540
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,665
- [sighs]
- I'm carrying a Dave.
541
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,467
How am I gonna love it?
542
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:35,568
- You're not.
543
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,437
- Hey.
None of us will.
544
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,905
[door opens]
- Oh.
545
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,807
[inaudible whispering]
- I guess I left the door open.
546
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,642
[women whispering frantically]
[door closes]
547
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,611
- Oh, thanks for driving, babe.
548
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,013
That whiskey-glazed chicken
gets me tipsy every time.
549
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,715
- [laughs] I know.
- [laughs] Aah!
550
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,816
- Aah!
- [gasps]
551
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,017
- God!
552
00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:52,886
Mary, Stef, Michelle,
what--why are you here?
553
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,821
- You know the burglars?
554
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,856
- I'm having
your husband's baby.
555
00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,758
- What?
- Not again.
556
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,427
No, I did not cheat on you.
- [sighs]
557
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,561
- I...
558
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,565
I swear on the Baby Jesus.
559
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,434
- Dave was her donor.
560
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,968
She accidentally picked him
from a clinic.
561
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,904
They gave her this photo.
562
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,772
- A photo of my brother, John?
563
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:13,940
♪
564
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,975
- Of your whom?
565
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,578
- His handsome, tall,
tech entrepreneur brother,
566
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,913
who speaks four languages.
567
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,049
- Who is also in jail
for insider trading.
568
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,752
- Oh.
Oh, thank God.
569
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,754
[laughter]
It's not a Dave.
570
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,922
- Congratulations.
571
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,791
- Okay, thank you, Lord.
It is not a Dave.
572
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,593
[laughter]
573
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,829
- He's in jail.
574
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,530
[bell dings]
575
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,466
- Okay, here we go.
576
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,535
[cheers and applause]
577
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:46,473
- Let's see what you got,
Trash Phoenix.
578
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,074
Still look like a footstool
to me.
579
00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:50,577
Aah!
580
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,079
[both grunting]
581
00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,081
- [winces]
- Come on, Anthony.
582
00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:56,649
- Come on, Anthony!
583
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:57,984
- Aah!
584
00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:01,654
crowd: Phoenix, Phoenix,
Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix,
585
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,957
Phoenix, Phoenix,
Phoenix, Phoenix!
586
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,692
- Do you hear that?
- Hmm?
587
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,093
- The crowd's going crazy.
They love you.
588
00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:08,828
[cheers and applause]
- Ka-kaw!
589
00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:10,663
Ka-kaw!
590
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:11,998
- Let's give the people
what they want.
591
00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:13,066
You're going over.
592
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,035
Cha Cha Slide,
one stomp this time.
593
00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:18,638
[cheers and applause]
594
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:20,640
- Come on, Whitlock!
595
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,075
Ka-kaw!
- Go, Anthony!
596
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,644
[heroic music]
597
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,713
- Test of strength.
598
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,716
♪
599
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:30,850
[both grunt]
600
00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,585
Come on!
601
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,821
Now I'm Tom Cruise,
and you're Oprah.
602
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,756
Aah!
- [groans]
603
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,793
- [laughs]
- [moans]
604
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:40,794
- Come on, Anthony.
- Get out of it.
605
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:43,596
- Now find your inner Cruise,
and I'm Oprah.
606
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,098
- [grunts]
I'm Oprah.
607
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,733
- What?
Aah!
608
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,034
- Come on, Oprah!
609
00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:50,603
crowd:
Anthony, Anthony...
610
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:51,938
- [moaning]
611
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,140
- [grunts]
612
00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:55,942
- Ka-kaw!
613
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,979
♪
614
00:23:00,013 --> 00:23:02,082
crowd: Ooh!
- [laughs]
615
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,918
all:
One, two, three!
616
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,854
[cheers and applause]
- Yes!
617
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,122
- Ka-kaw!
618
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:12,926
- Here is your winner,
Trash Phoenix!
619
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:16,096
- Oh, my God, we won
a sports-adjacent contest.
620
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:19,766
[cheers and applause]
621
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,635
♪
622
00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:27,640
[school bell rings]
623
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:30,944
[warm music]
624
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,613
- Deznel.
- Aces.
625
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:39,853
♪
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