All language subtitles for save.yourselve

Neil degrasse Tyson:
That universe.

Because we look this way,

we see about the same number of galaxies
this way as that way, as that way.

It kind of looks like
we're at the center,

and they're all
receding from us.

So, hey,
we're at the center there.

You know, but now...
We're smarter than this now.

We say, "we're not gonna fall
for that," okay?

We've fallen for that one nine times already.
We're not gonna fall for this again.

Interviewer: You mean somebody's
sitting there in the corner thinking,

"every time we make ourselves the
star of the show, we're wrong"?

Tyson: So, we're not gonna
make that mistake again.

So, you then apply Einstein's general
theory of relativity, and it says,

"if you live in an expanding universe,
in this fabric of space and time,

"no matter where you are, it will
look like you're at the center.”

Interviewer: So, what? There is no center?
Tyson: Yes.

Interviewer: Every center is an illusion?
Tyson: Yes.

Tyson: That's how we could look like we're
at the center of the actual universe,

even though we're not,

because everybody sees the same
signature of the expansion.

Now, there's an even stronger
argument than the numerics.

Let's look
at the ingredients of...

No. Jack: What?

No, no, no, no. No, no.
What's happening?

Oh, my god, this is bad.

Wait, is it North Korea?

All my tabs. What?

My tabs!

My tabs, my Internet tabs.
They're gone.

Jesus, su.
Did you use my computer?

What are we talking about?

"Adventures in sourdough,

"seven tips
from seven master bakers."

Alexa, pause.

I mean,
your computer was closer.

I was making the bread. Jack!

Alexa, play.
Just for future reference...

Alexa, pause.
I keep my tabs organized.

In this case, all of the flights

I lined up for Stephanie,
which you just obliterated.

Su, how hard is it to just
aggregate all the flights?

I'm sorry.

This is my job, Jack.
It's important.

Alexa, play.

Alexa, stop.

You know, in the world,
in this city,

there are so many things
that are more important.

Okay. What's an important thing?

There's so many.

Name one thing.

Um...

Uh, food wastage.
Great, very good.

In New York alone, a quarter
of the food is wasted.

And it's not just the wasting.

It's the food scraps that get
trapped under other garbage,

and that creates methane.

That's why I always
make the exact...

Done already?
She changed her mind.

I love you.

That's nice.

Did you mean to say,
"I'm sorry"?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

What are you sorry for?

For the thing that you
want me to apologize for.

"Su, I'm sorry for
turning on your computer

"and not restoring all your tabs

"before I started new
bullshit tabs of my own."

Hmm. Yeah, that's it.

Are you listening? Okay, okay.

I am so sorry, soup,

for deleting all of your tabs,
which are very well organized

and I know are very important
to you for work.

A kiss here, please.

That's five bucks.

How long do we have
before the party?

Why? What do you wanna do
before the party?

What... I...

I think you know.

What are we doing?

It's the groom-to-be. Sorry.

Oh, Kylie had a baby.

Ah.

Woman: Andromeda's
a big wide-open galaxy

nothing in it for me

"cept my heart that's lazy

runnin' from my own life now

I'm really turnin' some time

lookin" up to the sky for

something I may never find

stop calling

it's time to

if you think you can save me

I dare you to try

stegosauruses are further from t.
Rexes than t. Rexes are from humans.

Okay, so humans have been around

for 200,000 years, give or take.

Mmm-hmm.

But then dinosaurs, right...
T. Rexes specifically.

They were 65 million years ago, right?
That's 65 million years. Bam.

We're taking it back
100 million years before that,

that's when stegosauruses
were popping off.

We're only, uh, dust bags.

You know, it's like our
individual lives are meaningless,

if you think about it.

But only if you think about it.

Well, you know,
a fun fact about dinosaurs

is they were actually
very small.

Mexico City! That's so hip.

I know.

Ah! Are you so excited?

We're so excited.

We're doing, like, a whole
low-footprint wedding thing.

So nothing disposable,
no plastic straws.

Get that out. Oh, hi.

Oh, and Cal's parents
are flying in

a 12-piece New Orleans
brass band, honey.

Twelve-piece. What?

Yeah. My goodness.

We didn't want to do
the whole mariachi thing

'cause it felt a little
too much like appropriation.

Hey.

Hey!

Stop.

Is that Raph?

There's this volcano there though,
it's called the Managua volcano.

Oh, my god. It sits in the
middle of this expansive lake,

which creates
these offshore winds,

which produces
these gigantic waves.

They're like glass sculptures of waves.
It's awesome.

So it's perfect for this thing
I'm prototyping.

Tubular. Yeah, what
are you prototyping?

Uh... it's, uh, 3D-printed
surfboards made out of algae.

You know, the bad kind? It's
terrorizing the ecosystem out there.

So we're finding
another use for it.

We're borrowing inspiration
from whale tails.

Wow. That's incredible.

I would love to do
something like that.

You know, like,
something tangible.

You can.

Well, yeah,
but we have jobs and...

Raph was an investment banker.

The lost decade, yeah.

Whoa.

How did you get out of that?

I just quit. You know?

I mean, it was changing
the chemistry of my brain.

I was full of a very
slow-burning rage for some time.

I think I have that.

Man, Nicaragua, huh?

Living the dream.

Well, you know, I'm back
and forth quite a bit.

I've been restoring my
grandfather's cabin upstate,

and it's almost done, and...

Actually, this is perfect.

Y'all should enjoy it.
You should go up there.

It's always in need
of inhabitants.

Uh... l mean...

That would be great. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, only if you want
us to do that. So generous.

If you want. Yeah. Great.
We like that type of stuff.

Oh. Jack, I almost forgot. I got
you something in patagonia.

Me? Yeah.

My god, it's a rock.

It's a crystal.
It's a crystal, yeah.

I thought of you when I saw it.

I know it's kind of kooky, but if
you are feeling stressed or angry,

just hold it in your hand,
and it really helps.

Cool. Yeah.

Thanks, Raph. You're welcome.

I want to start
a community garden.

I want to get some dirt
under my fingernails.

Did you see Raph's hands?

Were they dirty?

No, they were,
like, worn, you know?

Yeah.

I want to be vegetarian again.

Yeah.

It really just makes you
rethink all your life choices.

Mine?

No, no, like a collective you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I want to
be better people.

Like a collective people?

No, like us. Like the two of us.

Oh, yeah. No, that's
what I'm talking about.

Woman: As she knows me

are you with me now?

Ah

Are you with me now?

Thank you.

Yeah, we're disconnecting.

Yeah.

Yeah, reconnecting with
each other, I suppose.

Hi, Stephanie. This is su.

I think so.

I'm sorry to bother you
on the weekend.

I just wanted
to make sure you, um...

Yeah.

Got my e-mail.

I wanted to talk to you about
maybe taking this week off.

Well, I have about five...
It's in the e-mail.

Or seven clients... and I
sent you a dropbox link...

Who may need maintenance while I'm gone.
Of anything you might need.

Honestly, I don't think so. Yeah,
I just hope it's all okay.

Um...

Thank you. Bye.

Yeah, so, just pull up
pizzabythedozen.Com.

Yeah, let me know
when you get there.

That's it.

Yeah.

So, they want the users to be able to
star and unstar posts, which is...

I'm fired.

Hey, hang on a sec, dyl.

What?

I mean, can you call her back?

Can you talk to her about this?

Hey, I mean, we...
We don't have to do this.

No.

This is good.

This is a good thing.
It's a good thing.

Are you sure?

Yeah. It's good.

Okay.

Hey, dyl.

I just plucked
a gray nipple hair.

Whoo.

Ooh. New notebook?

Yeah. I'm rethinking my whole life,
so I thought I'd get a freshy.

This will be great, su.

And it's only for one week.

We'll just get away

and let our brain chemistry
sort itself out.

Yeah.

It'll be great.

Yeah.

Jack: I'm proud of us.

You put the big soap
into the little soap

Jack: Big soap

little soap

you put the big soap
into the little soap

you got confirmation
from Raph, right?

Yep. Key is in the garlic braid.
Whatever that is.

I almost forgot my starter.

Su: You're bringing that?

Yeah, it has to be fed.

Okay.

You got everything, right?

Yeah. It's not the end of the
world if we forget something.

Woman: Everyone I
know is with me in a dream

I know that they're not...

Su: Ooh. Chicken,
chicken, chicken.

Full hearts and your eyes on the
prize and I'll keep it all inside

Booch!

I forgot to tell my mom.

That's what
the voicemail is for.

She'll hear the voicemail,
and she'll know what's up.

She's gonna freak about my job.

So she can freak in a week.

Yeah. Okay, ready?

Yes.

Thank you.

Okay. Okay.

One, two, three.

Hello, this is Jack. And su.

And we are going off-line
for one whole week,

but we will be back June 9th.

Su: So if you need us,
um, too bad.

We will have no phones
and no laptops.

Jack: And we're not checking our e-mail
either, guys. And we are not kidding, so...

Su: Bye, world. Jack: Bye.

Jack: Wow. Is this it?

Su: Yeah.

Jack: Jeez.

Su: It's so nice.

Oh, wow.

The air 1s so clean.

This is nice. This is so nice.

This is the best thing
we've ever done.

Jack: Nice.

Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

What?

Alexa, play Whitney Houston.

What are you doing? Shh.

Siri, play Whitney Houston.

Okay, Google, read Moby-dick.

I looked up some hikes last night
and put them in my notebook.

Jack: You're a genius.

Okay. Let's go.

Go without me.

Whoa. Look at these ants. They're
in a tug-of-war over this crumb.

There's more.

Whoa.

There's a whole line of 'em.

Whoa.

Wow.

They are really going at it.

What? I like ants.

It's funny.

They think this crumb
is so important.

Little do they know,
there are two giant humans

standing right next to them that
could crush them at any moment.

Must be hunting season.

Jack: Man, it really is
beautiful out here though.

We should go build a fire.

Okay. Yeah?

Um...

Jack, I was thinking we could
try something this week.

Okay.

I was thinking about

the things that we're
trying to achieve,

so I wrote this stuff down.

Um...

Okay, wait. What is this?

What is this?
Let me see. Let me see.

"How to be a better 'we.'

"tips for achieving
authenticity in life and love."

What? Yeah.

Is this a list
from the Internet?

Well, yeah, but I handwrote it.

Su. Well, the printer
wasn't working.

Sul! I just...

I just wanted
to have a starting point

for this week to be productive.

"How to be a better 'we." Hmm.

Okay. No, no. Here we go.

"Begin to see yourselves as more

"than what you have allowed yourself
to believe that you can be."

"Begin to see yourselves as more"...
Yeah, it's...

We're not afraid of what we can't do.
We're actually afraid of what we can do.

It's about individual power.

Just read the full description.

You just read the headlines. Read
the description. You might like it.

Su, the whole point of this was
to disconnect from the Internet,

and you brought
the Internet with us.

What is this hippie crap?

You have a crystal
in your pocket.

I like the crystal.

I like the way that
it feels in my hand.

Hey, su, come on.

You don't have to be
responsible for every moment.

I'm sure it's fine.

Well,

must be some bad wood.

Okay.

Next time.

The frogs are croakin'.

Mmm-hmm.

Thank you. Mmm.

You can see the whole
dome of the universe.

Hmm. Whoa!

Did you see that?
A shooting star.

Yeah.

Wow!

Oh! Jack: Oh, my god.

Su: Another one.

Wow. Whoa!

Jack: What? Wow.

Is it normal?

Maybe it's a meteor shower.

I saw this once in Vermont.
I was high on acid.

The urge to take out my phone
right now

is very strong.

I've been wanting to YouTube how to
make a trap to catch a rabbit so bad.

But I'm exercising self-control.

You wanna murder a rabbit?

You wanna see it die?

No, I... no.

I want to learn how to
humanely trap a rabbit.

Who are you?

Jack: Whoa.

Su: Whats...

Did that one hit the earth?

Oh, no.

What? No more.

What?

It was just you get...

You always get your sleep
visions when you drink,

and we're in a new place.

Yeah, but I want more.

What's happening?

Get out!

Get out of here!

Oh, my god, Jackie,
nothing's there.

Get out of here!
Get out of here!

Su: You're asleep.

No, I'm not. I'm not asleep.

Yes, you are. You're asleep.

No, I'm not a spider man.

Oh, okay.
Spider covered in spiders.

It's okay, just...

You're okay.

Man covered in spider string.

It's okay. Trying to eat me.

Yeah.

Oh. Uh... oh.

What? My sandal.

Okay.

So now we'll close our eyes

and just feel each other.

Oh. Okay.

No, not feel me up.

Feel with your brain.
Brain. Sorry.

Well, with your eyes closed,

you can really hear
all of nature's sounds.

Shh. Yes. Shh.

Shh.

Okay, open.

So calm.

Yeah. What a gift.

Yeah.

What do you think
your gifts are?

What? I was just wondering, um,

'cause I was thinking about
my gifts the other day...

Wait, no, su,
I know what this is.

My gifts are
I'm good with animals,

I'm a great listener,

I'm fast.

Have you been doing
an Internet list

this entire time?

Su, that's the opposite
of authentic.

Well, you're being
the opposite of open-minded.

Oh. Well, I think
that you're doing it wrong.

You've just replaced your phone

with a notebook.

I just think, su, that you
need to learn how to relax.

Whoo!

This is relaxing!

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go bake a loaf
of bread and eat it!

On!

Jack!

Wait!

God.

Okay.

"Focus on the present moment."

That's what you've been saying.

"Practice listening
to your body."

Gross.

Su: "Goon an
adventure together."

Jack: That sounds
like a tinder profile.

Su: "Acknowledge your gifts.

"Practice gratitude.

"Do things for others."

I don't really think
we should be using the list

ds a weapon.

Why won't you just do the gifts?

Can you think of a thing
you're gifted at?

Jack.

Jack.

What is that?

Has this been here
the whole time?

The pouffe? Yeah.

I don't know. Probably.

Su: I don't think people
are going around

putting pouffes
in people's cabins.

Jack!

Can you focus on your
gifts for one second?

I floss

and parents love me.

Su: Let's do "be honest about
something you've never told anyone."

Well, you know what?

I just think that honesty's
best in small doses

spread out over a lifetime.

Okay, well, Jack,

I feel like I never get
much from you

outside the regular Jack stuff.

What is wrong with
the regular Jack stuff?

Well, I mean deeper stuff, Jack.

Can you pass me the body wash?

Yeah, which one?
It's the little green.

Here you go. Ooh.

What about this one?

What are you really afraid of?

Uh, I guess

that I'm afraid of my own blood

coursing through my body.

Okay. Well,

I'm afraid of our lives
getting stagnant.

Why are you making up
problems that don't exist?

I think they do exist.

I'm not like you. I can't just

sit around waiting
for life to happen to me.

I want to achieve something
this week, okay?

I lost my job for this week.

Can you pass me the face wash?

Which one is the face wash?
It's the orange one.

Jack, acquaint yourself
with the soaps.

None of them are labeled.

We should be doubling
down on our work,

not running away
from everything.

You know what's authentic?

What? A paycheck with benefits

and having a goddamn
savings account.

So you know,
that I have 37,000...

Your bitcoin
does not count, Jack.

I'm 30. My mom had three kids

by the time she was my age.

You're 34. What are you doing?

No way.

Woman on voicemail: Ethanol.

Su's mom on voicemail: Ethanol? What?

Su's mom: They're attracted
to ethanol?

What is it? Is that a drink?

No, just the Sherry.

Woman: It's here.
I'll get it. Hang...

Su's mom: Hi, surina.
Are you watching this?

Those rats in New York?
They're not rats.

They're not rats, su.

They're talking about it
on fox & friends.

Jeez, mom.

Su's mom: Hi, su. When did
you decide to go away?

Okay, let's do this.

What? Turn on our phones?

What? No, definitely not.

I wanna do the list.

Oh. Yeah.

I thought about
my one honesty thing

that I've never
told anyone before.

Really?
Yeah, and I agree with you.

Like, we should be
productive about this week

and stop fucking around.

Okay. I don't want there
to be any secrets

between us, su.

Jack, I'm sorry...
Just... I refu...

Before you say anything,
can I just, um, say

what I have prepared?

Yeah, sorry. Go ahead.

Thank you.

I don't know how to be a man.

Okay.

You know how my dad
is really great at man stuff?

Like, he can catch a fish

and get the hook out
of a fish's mouth

when it's still wobbling
on the ground,

and then gut it and then
feed it to the whole family.

My brothers, they
picked up on that stuff,

and they all know
basic plumbing.

And it's like, I don't know

how to get the hook out
of a fish's mouth,

and I don't know
anything about plumbing.

Jack, you're good at...
No, just... I'm trying to...

And um...

Look, I know that that's
all bullshit masculinity,

and I never wanted to be
that type of guy anyway.

So I sort of hid behind
this idea of a modern man

so I wouldn't have to do
that type of guy stuff,

but I'm not good
at the new stuff either.

Yeah, I can cook. I can cook.

But I can't tell
if a bathroom is dirty,

and I am such a bad listener.

And, like, I know that when
you want to talk about stuff

and get honest,
I just shut down,

and I retreat inward,
and I get so silent,

but that's just because

I hate the sound
of my own voice.

It is so pathetic.

God, that felt so good. You go.

What?

Yeah. It doesn't have
to be big like mine.

It could be
a small confession or...

It feels so good
to get it off your chest.

I think you should go.

Um...

A confession? Yeah.

I mean, we both
have to do it, right?

Yeah, of course.

I just can't think
of anything right now.

What's like the last thing

that you weren't completely
honest with me about?

The last thing?
Yeah, the last thing.

The last thing...

Anything, honestly. Big, small.

I mean, it could be
so fucked up.

I eat my contacts.

What?

Every two weeks,
I eat my contacts.

When I change to a new pair,

I eat the old ones.

Your contact lenses?

Yeah.

Why?

I don't know. Ll've had
contacts forever,

and I didn't always do that.

I just wanted
to eat them one night.

And now I can't stop.

Su, this is so bad.

Yeah, it's actually something
I'm really scared of,

'cause, like,
that can't be good for...

Whoa! What the hell?

What?

A critter just flew by so fast.

A critter? What, like a...
Like a fox or a squirrel?

I guess like a hedgehog.

What does a hedgehog look like?

You know like when
Sonic the hedgehog

is in his small,
little ball going so fast?

Did it look like a rat?

No, it was too big and too fast.

Jesus.

I'm sure it's fine.

Give me that one. Okay.

Thank you so much.
You're so sneaky.

Come on, hey, come on, now.

Okay.

I don't feel like looking
at my phone at all right now.

Maybe we should just
move out of New York.

Uh-huh. Get a plot
of land somewhere.

Sure. Start a restaurant.

I wonder how much
land up here costs.

You wanna buy property?

Yeah, or we could do it
in Brooklyn, you know.

Maybe that adds
to gentrification.

I don't know. Okay, so upstate.

Yeah, we'll do upstate.

Who knows? Maybe in a year

we start thinking
about having kids.

Yeah, maybe in a year

we could start actively trying.

Yeah. Like you said,
we'll just start thinking

about having kids.

My baby's drunk.

That's not true. I just have
a little bit of a buzz on.

I'm so sorry.

I did not want to do this.

Unbelievable. I'm so sorry, su.

I did not
envision this happening.

I actually wanted you to win.

Did you?

I did.

Okay, what is this?

Just all this talk
about the future is...

Jack: Oh, okay.

Mortgage.

Oh, my god. Yeah.

401k.

College fund.

Jack: Let's have sex
on the unfinished puzzle.

Su: Say something
about the stock market.

Jack: Collateralized
debt obligation.

Su: Not that. Jack: Not that?

Mmm. What is it?

Get out of here!

You leave us alone.

It's okay. Who is it?

What is it?

Jack: It's a lion. Su: Mmm-hmm.

Okay.

There's a lion looking at me!

Su: No, it's okay. It's okay.

Just come back to sleep.
Come back to...

You stay away
from my girlfriend!

Oh, that's very nice.

You leave us alone.

That's really manly. Thank you.

There's a lion in our room.

Yes. Yeah.

There's a lion trying to eat me.

Trying to eat my girlfriend.

Mmm.

I'm feeling pretty good
about stuff.

Su: Can you make breakfast?

Like one of your
really good breakfasts?

Jack: Mmm.

You want a really
good one now, huh?

Yeah. Yeah?

Okay. I got you, soup.

Yes!

We did a really good job
with that puzzle.

Wait, what the fuck?

What?

What happened to my starter?

Did you bake it all yesterday?

Did I bake it all? What?

No, I've been cultivating
this for six months.

Did I bake it all?
I would never. Jesus.

Are there raccoons around here?

Did we drink all the whiskey?

No, there's plenty left.

Did we spill it?

God.

Jack: I can't believe these
little fuckers ate it all!

Jesus! They licked it clean.

You know what? Maybe Blake still
has some of the offspring.

Oh, I fucking bet
he didn't feed it.

God.

My starter. What...

Jack: What does that?

Is there ethanol
in sourdough starter?

What are you talking about?

Su?

Hey.

Did you move the pouffe?

No. Do you want me
to move it back by...

No, no, no. Don't touch it.

Jack: Okay.

Su: I think maybe...

That's not just a pouffe.

Yeah, I guess I don't really
know what a pouffe is.

What? It's like an ottoman.

Like a furry footstool.

Okay, I thought maybe it was
more like a decorative pouffe.

What's a decorative pouffe?
What do you mean?

I do not know.

Jack: Okay,
what do you think it is?

I don't know.

Okay. Yeah, just...

Su: No.

No. Jesus.

Okay.

Oh, my god.
What the fuck was that?

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

No, seriously, what was that?

That was not like
a normal animal.

I need to tell you something,

and you have to promise
not to be mad at me.

What? Wait, what? Su?

Let me secure everything.

Jack: Secure everything?
What is happening?

God.

Su, what is happening?

Oh, my god.

Su? Su? Okay. Uh-huh?

Hi. Hi.

What is happening? Okay.

So, yesterday I was mad,

and then, then...

My mom, she was
talking about these rats.

Your mom? And I thought it was
the usual crap because...

What are you talking about?

I turned my phone on.

What?

I know, but it was
just for a second.

Listen... you broke the pact.

Okay, yeah. I know.

But, Jack, listen to me.
And you lied to me.

Well, technically,
I just omitted information.

Jack: That is the same.
Okay, Jack.

There were these
voicemails from my mom.

I thought she was just
talking about, like,

fox news or whatever,

but she kept saying that these
rats were taking over the city

and, like, something
about ethanol.

And it's just... what?

I don't know. I didn't
listen to all of it.

But isn't it just a little weird

we see this freaky little
creature all of a sudden,

and then the whiskey
and the sourdough?

That's ethanol stuff, right?

What are you saying?

I don't know,

but we need to turn
our phones back on.

We have to find out. No! No, su.

No.

Okay, you're right.
Yeah, let's get back online.

Okay, okay, okay. Okay

Jack: Okay su: Oh.

Ohl

Thank you.

Whoa. What?

I got three more voicemails now

and a bunch of texts.

What about you? No signal.

Come on. Oh, yeah.

I don't have a signal either.

God, no messages. Nothing.

What? It's just if...

If you would have told me
yesterday, then maybe

I'd have all my
messages too, su.

Okay, whatever. It's just...

What, um, what do
your messages say?

Okay. Francis.

"Where are you guys?
Are you seeing this?

"They're infesting all the bars.

"Brooklyn is fucked.

"Let us know that
you guys are okay, okay?"

What the fuck?

Oh. Kate.

"Everyone's assembling
at yankee stadium.

"Wait, no. Don't go there.
It's been destroyed."

Em. "Can I come over?
Julian is dwad."

Oh, dead.

"I don't know what to do."

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god. Julian.

What do the voicemails say?

Uh... yeah. Right.

Su's mom on voicemail: Hi, su.
When did you decide fo go away?

You didn't tell me that.

They're saying
these big rats from Brazil

have gotten into New York

and are causing a lot of damage.

Very dangerous, su!
Anyway, listen.

Can you please have a think
about Thanksgiving?

Because the flights are gonna
start getting expensive, okay?

Bye! Oh, my god. It's
fucking June, mom.

Okay. Next one.

Su's mom: Hi, surina.
Are you watching this?

Those rats in New York,
they're not rats!

They're not rats, su.

They're talking about it
on fox & friends.

Unbelievable.
They're some kind of alien.

Would you believe it?

Extraterrestrials all over the world.
Aliens?

Gene saw one in his backyard. Shit.
I didn't listen to this part.

Hang on. Carol's calling me.

I'll call you back. Bye, bye.

That's it. That's the end.

I mean, we're toast. Aliens, su.

Su: Jack, just stop it.
There's more.

Woman: Ethanol.
Su's mom: What? Ethanol?

Woman: They're attracted
to ethanol.

Su's mom: They're attracted
to ethanol?

What is it? Is that a drink?

Woman: No, just the Sherry.
It's here. I'll get it.

Hang on, hang on.

Surina, hello? Are you there?

Pick up if you're there.
Pick up.

Okay, I love you.

I'm going to Carol's. Bye.

I just ignored her.

I didn't even...

I just thought she was like
a crazy person.

I didn't even try to...

Hey, hey. I'm sure it's okay.

That's the last voicemail
I have from her.

Okay, and who are the other
voicemails from?

Um, Raph.

Your mom... okay, play them.
Play them.

Okay.

Raph on voicemail:
Sorry, making a smoothie.

Listen, shit's getting weird
here in New York,

so I'm gonna come
up there to the cabin

and chill with you guys
till this thing rides out.

Sorry to crash your vibe. Peace.

When is that message from?

Um, yesterday at 1:30 P.M.

Fuck!

Okay, next one, next one.

Jack's mom on voicemail: Hey, su. I'm
trying to get in touch with Jack,

and so we tried you,
but it sounds like

you two have the same
ridiculous voicemail.

Anyway, we just wanted
to let you know

that we loaded up the boat,

and we're gonna be
out on the water

until all of this blows over.

Now, dad has stored up
six weeks of canned food,

so don't worry about us.
All right?

He's got everything
under control.

Listen, if you get this
in the next hour,

we can come pick you up
at any port. All right?

Hope you get this. Bye.

What time's that from?

5:35 P.M. yesterday.

Fuck. Okay.

Yeah. Uh...

Okay. All right.

Raph on voicemail: I'm probably
just leaving a message

for two dead people right now.

We're all gonna die anyway.

So, I'm coming.

My grandfather's gun is
in a chest in the basement.

The code is...
70, when penicillin was invented.

Have it ready for me.
Get away from it!

No, it'll close up. Su: Okay.

We could've got out.

Su: Okay, well, maybe we're
getting ahead of ourselves here.

Aliens, su!

I'm sorry,
but you had ample time

to tell me about this yesterday,

and we could have escaped.

We could be on a fucking
boat right now.

Okay, well, what are we
even doing here?

It's like, your friend's cabin.

I didn't know there were gonna be aliens
on planet earth. There's aliens inside...

Jack: Let's not argue.
It's not helpful to argue.

You are arguing. I'm just
trying to voice my opinion,

and you were starting
to argue with me.

Okay, fine.
Let's just both shut up.

Yeah, you're right. Okay.

Yes, just chill and...

Let's just think
about this for a second.

Okay.

I think we should go into
town, try to get cell service,

and then we'll call your parents
and meet them by the water.

Okay.

Don't you think it would be safer if
we stayed here and, you know, hide?

Okay, okay, okay.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

What, the car won't start?
Come on!

It's out of gas.

We just put $30 into the tank.

This is an emergency alert.

Take shelter
and stay tuned for updates.

God.

Is there ethanol in gas?

I don't know these things, su.

No, windows up. Windows up!
Definitely do not get out of the car!

Oh, my god.

Okay. Su, I need you to be a little bit
more focused on safety right now, okay?

Jack, it drank the gas.

Oh, god. Oh, my god.

Okay.

Okay. Yeah, so, I guess
that we just stay put, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Yes. Uh-huh.

Uh, we have about three
days' worth of food.

It seems like the place that people
would want to escape to, yeah? So...

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Rar

food,

shelter,

and we have a gun
in the basement.

No, no, no, no, no, su.

Okay? No, I'm not adding
a gun to the situation.

There's already enough
danger as it is. No gun.

I can't, I cannot do that.
Can't do that.

Jack. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.

Jack, I know. Trust me, I know.
The presence of a gun.

Having a gun in the home increases the
probability of one of us being shot.

I hate guns too.
The statistics...

If I so much as pick up a gun,

I'm more likely to shoot you
than anything else in the house.

I know, Jack.
I know the statistics.

You're 11 times more likely to kill
yourself than any external threat.

Exactly.

No guns.

No gun.

It's just that we might need
to use the gun. No, no.

No, no, no.

Like if

aliens are coming toward us,

a gun might stop them.

Okay.

We're gun people.

No. We are gun people now.

Raph: My grandfather's gun is
in the chest in the basement.

The code is...
70, when penicillin was invented.

Have it ready for me.

Man: Get away from it!
No, it'll close up.

It sounded like 19707 um...

Orlike 1770.

17777

18707

what was penicillin
the cure for?

Yeah, I'm just gonna start at 1700.
Okay, that's great. Thank you.

I just hope my mom's okay.
I wish I could call her.

Su, you can't just think
about, yeah, right.

1704.

And the thing about, that's,
you know, 'cause, I mean...

When you have parents... what?

Just, um, I can't...
I can't do the code and talk.

Yeah. There we go. Move over.

So, let's not speculate.

Right.

What do we know?
What do we not know?

Okay, what do we know?
What do we know?

Well, we know that there are
aliens on planet earth.

Jesus Christ.

And we know that they look like
tiny, furry, little footstools,

and that New York
has been evacuated,

which means that other cities
have been evacuated as well.

Look, we can't think about this in
terms of movies that we've seen

because these are aliens from
another planet, not earth.

So, it doesn't really make sense
to be talking in terms of wants

because those are really
earth-based behaviors.

Okay, wait. We have
to start somewhere.

I don't think so. I think
we should start nowhere.

I'm gonna start looking for
more stuff to make weapons.

Wait, are you leaving this room?

Yeah, I think there's more
weapony stuff in the basement.

But, okay, just be careful.

The pouffe is so fast
and sneaky.

Right. Those are earth-based
attributes, but, yeah, okay.

What the hell was that?
I dropped a flashlight.

What are you doing?
I don't know. I don't know.

I'm just...

God.

Can we not split up again?
It's just too scary.

Yeah, sorry.

Um, I got tape,
flashlight, a broom,

and I think
we should use the wine.

Use the wine?

Yeah, as, like,
a distraction bomb.

What?

Okay, so, the pouffe is coming towards us.
We have the wine.

We throw it very far away.
It shatters.

The pouffe goes right
towards the wine.

That's not a bad idea.

It's pretty clever.

Thanks, yeah. I mean...

Just...

The hinges aren't on.

Looks like it could just...

Oh. Bingo.

Oh. Yes.

We should test it.

What are you doing?
Oh. Just protecting my ears.

I think you should too.

Just shoot the gun.

Okay.

God, this trigger's hard to...

Su: Oh!

Jack, are you...

Yeah. Oh.

Is there any in my hair?

Uh, no, I think. Yeah. Cool.

I think you're good.
How about on my body?

You're good. Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

I hid the bullets, too,
in a separate place.

Regardless of everything else,

I'm glad we're on the
same page about guns.

I'm starving.

Me too.

We should probably
ration though, right?

Yeah.

We should make go bags in case we
have to leave really suddenly.

Right. Yeah, like passports
and birth certificates.

Yeah, we don't have those. Okay, yeah.
Go bags. That's a good idea. Okay.

Um, we have spaghetti squash,
microgreens, lamb chops, leftover quinoa.

Would it have killed us to have
gotten some nonperishables?

Okay, three, two, one.

Gol

hey! Hey. Hey.

Aw, crap. Su: Oh, fuck!

Shit! Hey.

On the, hup.

Hup!

Get the ice!

It won't close! It won't close!
It's okay. Let's go.

All right. I'm here with the banana
bag, the duffel, the backpack.

Good.

Twenty-three seconds. Not bad.

This seems like a lot of
stuff to carry on the run.

Su: Okay, okay.

Sean Connery. Jack: Mmm-hmm.

What time are you
going to wimbledon?

Oh. Uh...

Oh, uh...

I don't know.

I was thinking about "ten-ish."

That's a good one.

Okay, Sean Connery. Mmm.

What did Sean Connery say to
the hostage who had a beard?

Mmm.

I don't know.

"I came here to 'shave' you."

Is anyone going to "shave" us?

Or are we gonna have
to "shave" ourselves?

If it's as bad as it seems,
everything's gonna be different.

Maybe I can be a part of the
team that rebuilds the Internet.

Jackie.

Yeah?

We don't have any skills.

Are you scared?

A little bit.

Me too.

A little bit.

You should go to sleep
for a bit.

Mmm-mmm.
And abandon you? No way.

I'm not even tired yet,
seriously.

I'll wake you up when I'm tired,
and then you can keep watch.

I love you, Jackie.

I know they don't
look like us, Jack.

But who's to say they won't
take better care of this place?

Get out of here!

Jack, it's okay.

It's okay.

Pouffe on the couch!

You stay away from us!

There's a pouffe on the couch!

What's happening?
Jack, we need to go.

I need a minute. Jack, we need
to get out of here. Jack!

Run, Jack.

Okay. Let's go!

Gol

okay. Okay. Come on. Come on.

Wait, that was the pouffe,
wasn't it?

Yeah, it was. It was. Nol

barn! Barn! Barn! Barn!

Jack: My god.

My god, I just woke up!

Okay. Okay.

Oh, my god. Okay. Okay.

Keys?

Keys. Keys.

Carl

yeah.

Car! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Keys here.

No hole!

No hole! No hole! No hole.

You have to put the clutch in.

Ah! It's stick shift? It's stick.
You can't drive a stick?

” Can you?

My boyfriend in college taught
me once, but it was once.

I don't know. I'm not very good.

I don't know! Okay.

Oh, my god. Yeah.

All right.

Put the clutch in.
Turn the engine...

Okay?

Whoa

right. You have to
keep the clutch in.

Go, go, go, go. Su, su!

Come on, come on.

Go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go!
I'm going, I'm going!

Jack: Okay. Oh. Okay.

Come on, su.
A little bit faster.

Okay, this is as fast as it goes.
All right. Great.

I'm going. I'm going.
I'm going. I'm going.

Wait. The go bags.

Jack: Goddamn it! The go bags.

We can do this. Twenty-three seconds.
We got this.

Su, the pouffe is in the cabin.

Right. Okay, but let's just
forget the fridge stuff.

Then we don't have to
go in the cabin.

We have the go bags by the door with the
essentials. That's all we need. Okay?

Okay. Okay. Okay. So,
I'm gonna reverse.

You're gonna actually go to
the woodpile and get the ax.

I'm gonna go into the cabin,
get the grab bags by the door.

We'll meet back in the car
and we'll reverse.

Reverse, go to the woodpile, go back to the
door, get the go bags, get outside together.

Are you listening or are you repeating?
Go to the ax...

Just one more time. Get the ax and, I'm
so sorry. What is it? One more time.

Okay. I'll get the door.

Su! Sul! What?

No, stop, stop.
Pouffe on the roof!

What? Pouffe on the roof!

It didn't drink the gas.
I don't see it. Is it clear?

Jack: I don't know.

Is it good?
I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Ohl

here. Gotcha.

Let's go.

Okay.

Do you see any?

Oh! Oh!

What was that? It doesn't matter.
Let's just keep going.

Okay. Okay. Yeah? Okay.

Hey-yo! Oh, god!

Jack: I'm not an expert, but don't you
think that we should be switching gears?

Damn it. I slept in my contacts.

Wow, you didn't eat 'em?

Still no service?

No, no service.

Hey, hey.
Hey, wait, what is that?

Oh, oh, oh.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Oh, no.

Wow.

Oh, god, it's a pouffe.

Oh, shit. Oh, no.

It sucked out the gas!
It sucked out the gas.

It's a fluffer! Shoot it!

Holy shit.

It's going right through it!

It's going straight through it.

Man: Alice!

Oh, my god!

No, no, no. No, no, no.

Jack: No, no, no.

Oh! Shit, su.

Oh, my god. Okay. Okay.
Reverse. Reverse.

Come on. Oh, god. Okay.

Ah! I can't get it!

Jack, what are you doing?

Su: Jack!

Holy shit.

Ohl

Holy shit.

It worked. It worked.

Holy shit.

Ohl

oh. Oh, god.

It's in my mouth.

Did it just pouffe us?

Oh!

Ohl

is it gone?

Yeah, drive. Hmm?

Jesus, that's a lot of blood.
Fuck.

What was that?

That's a baby.

That's definitely a
crying baby in the truck.

Okay, what if it wasn't a baby? What
if it was, like, a bird or something?

Under normal circumstances, you know, I
would help the baby out. You know I would.

I just think that right now we should
be just full-blown selfish, yeah?

Jack, we can't be the people who left
the crying baby in the truck though.

Well, maybe
we didn't hear it, right?

What if we just drove by and we
didn't even hear it, the baby?

Shit!

Oh, god. Aw, shit.

Shit, it's a baby.

Should we just take it
or should we leave a note?

Well, I'd like to get the fuck
out of here as fast as possible.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay, okay.

Hi.

Okay, we're gonna
get you out of here.

Yes, we are. I got you.

Can you help me
with the seat belt?

You're okay.

It's okay.
Just, like, it's stuck.

I don't know why. Okay.

Aw. What the hell?

Should we, wait. Actually
should we just get him out?

Su: Not worry about
the whole thing?

Jack: I'm trying to get
the whole thing out.

Su: Okay, just take him out. Just take
him out. Jack: Is this a button or not?

Su: That's how you should do it.
Let me look for something.

Jack: Why would it look like a
button if it's not a button?

It's like military grade.
Why would you make it...

I don't know.
It's stuck. What...

It's a diesel, isn't it?

A lady! Uh...

I'm gonna take the car, okay?

Okay, no, no, no...

There's six more bullets
left in this gun.

Please don't take the car.
Please don't do this!

We don't know what we're doing!
You can't leave us here!

What about the baby?

It's not my baby.

Wait.

What is happening?

We're fucked.

I mean, we were fucked.

And now we have no car
and a fucking baby.

Where did she come from?
The woods?

The go bags, Jack. Yeah.
What the fuck just happened?

I knew if we had the gun,
we would still have the car.

Su, if we had a gun, she would have
shot us and then stolen the car.

Ohl

is he okay?

Of course he's not okay.

His parents are dead,
and he's stuck with us, Jack.

You're okay.

You're okay, little guy.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

Okay, let's just grab their shit

and let's go.

Okay. Where?

I don't know.
The woods, the other way.

Okay, yeah. Shit.

Okay, come on. Still no service.

Okay, let's stay away
from houses and cars. Hi.

Okay, but hurry up because I think
we're kind of in a hot zone here.

The car probably still
smells like ethanol. Bingo.

Jack: I feel like I can
still smell the pouffe.

My birth control was in the car.

Goddamn it.

If we don't get rescued in the next
three days, I'm going to get my period.

Is that how that works?

Instant noodles, electrolytes,

epinephrine.

Huh. There's a birth certificate
for this little guy.

Oh, my god.

What? What is it?

Nol!

Baby Jack?

Baby Jack.

We have two Jacks.

On.

Oh. I think baby Jack
shat himself.

On.

Do you know how to do it?

Uh, I guess so.

Yeah. I mean,
it's not cricket science.

Cricket?

Rocket science. Yeah.

I changed my nephew
a couple of times.

He peed on me once, so, I
learned my lesson there.

You gotta keep your head back.

Just put him on the ground or...

Changing mat.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Hi. There.

Hi, baby Jack. Hi.

Okay, baby Jack.

Okay. There we go.

Oh. What we got here?
A little snappy-snappies?

Yeah.

Oh, okay. Here we are.

Oh. Oh. You got
a little frown on, huh?

You little frowny guy.

Can you grab his legs?
This is a two-person job.

Sure. Yeah.

Oh! Okay. There we go.

Whoa.

Litterbug.

Jack: Oh.

I think I need to sit down.

Okay.

Here we go.

There we go.

You're really pretty.

I guess I feel pretty.

I can't see you very well,

but I would say you look strong.

Yeah.

I feel strong.

Good.

I mean, this is what
we should have done all along.

Had a baby, live in the wild and free.
Yeah. Baby.

No burden of a job or society.

Yeah!

Now we have...

Now we have a son. What?

What? What did you say?

Do you want to meet
the officiant?

Su, this is reverend tree.
Reverend tree, su.

He's marrying us.

We're getting married?
Yeah, we are.

We're getting married? Yes.

Let us promise to always listen to
each other's thoughts and feelings

and to never lie.

Especially when
it pertains to aliens.

Okay. And let's just get jobs
and contribute to society.

Let's rebuild the country.

Just give me one second.

Of course. Take your time.

I don't need an answer
right now.

That's when I told the guy,

"if you come around here
another time,

"you better shove that up your
ass, try to sell me a coconut."

Su, we have two... su, what is this?
Su, su, su!

Jack.

Jack.

Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack.

Come snug me. Jack.

I'm gonna save you.

Oh, I...

I got it. I got it.

Wait now.

Is that string cheese?
Don't fight me.

I'm not fighting.
I like that stuff.

"Remove... blue."

One,

two...

Three.

Hmm.

Ohl

su!

God. Su, su.

Su.

Su. What?

We've been drugged. Something happened.
What's happening?

What, you're stabbing me?
No, no. The pouffe.

It pouffed us. We just gotta go.

It's not very safe out
right now, okay? Oh, no.

I lost a contact.
It's not in my eye.

Oh, shit. Goddamn it.

All my other contacts
are in the goddamn car.

Hey. Whatever happened
to your glasses?

I didn't like the way they looked,
so I threw them in the garbage.

Okay. Well, can you see at all?

Through one eye.

Still no service.

Su. What?

Where's baby Jack?

Uh...

Jack!

Jack! I mean, he was here,
and then I was here.

And then he went...
We lost the baby.

Of course we lost the baby.

I don't think he could've
gotten far, all right?

Yeah. Sure. We can't even take care
of ourselves, let alone a baby.

We should've just left him in the car
for someone more capable to find him.

Jack, we're idiots.

We should be dead instead
of baby Jack's parents.

Su, I think you're just having a hard
time right now because we were poisoned.

No. The world is fucked!

And we should
stop pretending it's not.

Okay, maybe if we just be
quiet, we can hear him.

Okay?

We're gonna die out here!

Su, su, su, su, su, su.
No, no, no.

We're not dying.
Hey, we're not dying.

We're not dying.

Let's just try to focus on
one thing, finding the baby.

Yeah? Focus with me.

Okay?

Baby Jack!

Pouffe.

Su: Is it looking at us
or is it looking at him?

Okay.

On the count of three,

you grab the knife,
and I'll grab the wine.

One...

Now!

Jack!

Jack.

Su, the wine.

Okay.

Come on, su. Come here.

Jack!

Jack!

I'm alive. I'm alive.
Oh, my god.

Okay.

Jack. Jack.

Let go!

Get it off! What the fuck?

You okay?

No way.

Oh! It's okay.

Oh, baby, I know.

It's okay.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I think so.

I mean, it almost killed me,
but I think so.

You stepped between me
and the pouffe.

Yeah. You shielded me.

Well, you savagely murdered that
pouffe when it was attacking me.

I really... I didn't like it.

I really didn't want to.
I don't like killing things.

Yeah.

Oh. Sorry. I can't stop shaking.

It's okay.

I'm shaking too. Jesus.

We're chock-full
of epinephrine right now.

I think we're
close to the trail.

I think we should just
keep going up that hill.

What, do you love me
or something?

What... what is epinephrine?

I don't know.

Is that the lookout?

It really is a hice view, huh?

Here.

We were here
just a few days ago.

Three days ago.

I don't even know
who I am anymore.

Oh, I don't think it matters

who we are anymore.

Yeah?

Right?

Yeah?

Oh, there's a thingy.

Wait, su, there's
something over there.

Was that there before?

Su: Huh.

What is that?

Ah, um...

Just looking. Su?

I'm just looking. Su.

What is she doing?

Yeah, what's she doing?

Okay, we're touching it.

I can't.

There's like a...

Like a force field.

Great. Well, maybe we don't touch it.
You know, it's not safe.

What's safe now, Jack?

Okay.

Let's touch the thing.

Cool.

Jack: Is it a communication
tower or something?

Look, it just keeps going
down into the ground.

Phone? Phone!

It's me. It's me. Phone!

Phone!

Yes! Yeah?

Yes, come on. No!
Oh, my god. Who is it?

What is it? It won't pick up.
It's totally busted.

It won't answer.
Check yours. Check yours.

Yeah. It's on.

Ah! We gotta have signal.

Oh, my god. Yeah, so many texts.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Holy shit.

Oh, my god.

Okay, go to CNN.

Okay. All right.

Man:
I'm standing in the center...

What is it?

Of what used to be Johannesburg.

What? What is that?

Go to Twitter.

What? This isn't real.

What is happening?

This can't be real.

Go to Facebook.

Fuck. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Jack: Oh, my god.

No. Oh, shit.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Jack: We're in a pouffe trap.

We're in a fucking pouffe trap!

Jack. Wait. Su, su, the phone.

Oh, my god, yes. Wait, let me call...
My mom?

No, I don't wanna worry her.
911.

911.

Okay.

Speaker, speaker! Speaker.

Automated voice:
You have called 911.

Due to high call volumes...
Shit!

We are unable to answer
your call right now.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Okay, this is surina raji...
And Jack wyndham.

Residents of
greenpoint, Brooklyn.

Yeah, hi. We're currently...

We're somewhere
near pine bush, New York.

And we have a baby.
We found him, baby Jack.

And we're in a pod.

It's some alien trap of some
sort, and we can't get out!

Oh! And we're going up.

We're going up. Su.

We're going up.
Uh, we're moving up now.

Okay. Su?

Um, so, yeah. If you get
this, call us back at 917...

You have been disconnected.

Okay.

Su: Oh, shit.

Jack: We're in...
We're in the sky, su.

Shh. It's okay.

Jack: Hey. It's okay.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Everything's fine. I'm sorry.

Mmm-hmm. It's okay.

Are you having trouble
breathing?

Yeah.

Okay.

Ohl

oh! Oxygen.

On.

Are we saved?

Man: Innocent love

I need someone somewhere

I need somewhere to come down

I need some way
to make you smile

innocent love

I need someone somewhere

I need somewhere to come down

I need some way
to make you smile

we're not happy
till we're running away

clouds in your eyes

with nothing
but the foggiest day

One of a kind

I need to keep you here

I need to picture you still

I need to clear the fog

one of a kind

I need to keep you here

I need to picture you still

I need to clear the fog

we're not happy
till we're running away

clouds in your eyes

with nothing
but the foggiest day

clouds in your eyes

we're not happy
till we're running away

clouds in your eyes

with nothing
but the foggiest day