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[indistinct chatter]

[rattling]

["I Feel Just Like a Child" by Devendra Banhart playing]

[woman speaking Spanish]

♪ Well, I feel just like a child ♪

♪ Yeah, I feel just like a child ♪

♪ Well, I feel just like a child ♪

♪ Well, I feel just like a child ♪

♪ From my womb to my tomb I guess I'll always be a child ♪

♪ Well, some people try And treat me like a man ♪

♪ Yeah, some people try And treat me like a man ♪

♪ Well, I guess They just don't understand ♪

♪ Yeah, some people try And treat me like a man ♪

♪ They think I know shit ♪

♪ But that's just it, I'm a child ♪

♪ Dada ♪

♪ Well, I need you To tell me what to wear ♪

♪ Yeah, I need you To help me comb my hair ♪

♪ Yeah, I need you To help me tie my shoes ♪

♪ Yeah, I need you To come keep me amused ♪

♪ From my cave to my grave I guess I'll always be a child ♪

♪ Well, I need you To help me reach the door ♪

♪ And I need you to walk me to the store ♪

[alarm chiming on cell phone]

-[man groans] -[alarm continues chiming]

-[man groans softly] -[woman moans]

-[man] Five more minutes. -[groans]

[alarm stops]

[woman moans softly]

-Morning, Badger. -[Badger groans]

-Hi, baby. -Morning, love.

Get up, honey.

[Badger groans]

[wife grunts] Where's Badger?

That's too bad. I was meaning to make him some green chilaquiles…

with some delicious motuleño eggs.

-[moans] -[Badger groans loudly, chuckles]

But I guess I'll have to invite Mila instead.

[tapping keys]

Although I also wanted to give you

some morning kisses…

[Badger groans]

…some little love bites on my Badger's neck.

-[Badger moans] -[wife exhales heavily]

But, oh well. I think today's not the day. [groans]

-[Badger grunts, chuckles] -No!

[laughing] No, don't tickle me!

-No, love, no! Please. -What?

Today is my meeting. Come on, let's go.

-No, wait. -What?

-[Badger moans] -[kissing]

[Badger grunts]

[both breathing heavily]

-[baby cries] -[woman 1] I don't know what else to do.

-Calm down, baby. -[woman 2 hushes]

-[Badger] Honey. -Hmm?

-Do you remember Valentina Reina? -I do. She's the Inmujeres director.

-Yes? -[wife] Yes, of course.

-She's pregnant. -Again?

That's wonderful, right?

[baby continues crying]

Doesn't she have like 26 children already?

-Four. -I couldn't even handle one kid.

-It's a matter of getting organized. -[wife] That's not true.

Yes, plus, you women come equipped with the maternity chip.

Yeah, right.

-Yes. -Yes, just like that woman back there.

-Honey… -[wife] Look at her, she has it.

-Hey… -Please, just look at her.

What if it's not the flu but one of those murderous viruses?

-[woman 2] You mean "mutant"? -No, murderous viruses.

-No. Bety. -You don't have it, baby.

Just imagine that multiplied by four.

Poor woman needs someone to save her.

-I'll save her. Watch. -[wife] What? No. I didn't mean that.

See what a good dad I'll be.

-No, no, no… -Hi!

-Love, let me be. -Alejandro!

-Oh! I'm sorry. This is embarrassing. -[baby continues crying]

What a cute baby! What's his name?

Alaia.

-[Alejandro] Alaia, it's a girl! -Oh, Alejandro!

[Alejandro] May I?

-I'm good with babies. -Do you have an ID?

You could be a kidnapper.

-A criminal or something. -I have my license. Will that do?

-Relax already. -Calm down. We're joking.

[Alejandro] Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes, it's OK.

[baby fusses quietly]

[Alejandro shushing]

-There, there. -It's because he's calm, you see?

[Bety chuckles]

[upbeat music playing]

-Oh, here. This is your coffee. -Thanks.

How can you drink it with no sugar?

No, Laurita!

Laurita, no. What did we agree on? Those are untouchable, sacred.

-I was just dusting them off. -No, what for?

Look, this is a 1982 limited edition.

All right, should I clean it or not?

-No, don't. What for? -OK.

Thanks, Laurita. So nice of you.

-Excuse me. -[Alejandro] Go ahead.

-What's up, dude? -[Alejandro] What's up, man?

Not so good.

Mussolini won't stop nagging. She wants the campaign proposal ASAP.

I know, dude.

I even had a nightmare about her.

Yes. I dreamed I was in my Blue Period

in this really avant-garde commercial,

and suddenly, Mussolini came to me very angry and bit me.

That's when I woke up.

Yes, I woke up all scared.

It must be horrible being her, huh?

I mean, not being loved by anyone, not loving anyone.

With all her life revolving around that dog of hers. [scoffs]

Why do you think she didn't have kids? She didn't want to or--

Look, some women aren't willing to sacrifice their beauty and talent

and become forgotten, you see?

What?

They feel the world can't do without their superior intelligence.

How can I put it? Yes, the world needs them.

Sure, yes, like Ceci, my wife.

-She doesn't want any kids, like Sylvia. -[man] Mm-hmm.

We've talked about her a lot. We admire her…

-Stop, stop. -Oh, Sylvia! Didn't see you there.

-We were just talking about-- -Too much chatter, right?

[man] Eh…

The project will be formally presented soon.

I need you to focus, Alejandro.

-Yes, perfect. -And you, Rafa?

If you want us to renew your visa,

remind me why we hired you, OK?

OK.

[Ceci] Undoubtedly, the most solid project

is micro-hydropower plants in Chiapas.

It requires a 50-million-dollar investment with a 12 to 14% yield.

But the best part

is the positive impact we'll generate in the surrounding areas.

We won't affect the ecosystem,

we won't be burning fossil fuels,

but we'll be generating jobs while producing clean energy.

All that will position us as a socially responsible company.

Sounds good. Now all we need is to find out about the legal requirements.

I checked. They are granting permits.

The local government is interested in private investment.

Great. When you've thought of an investor, we'll talk about it.

Well, I've contacted a few potential partners in the US.

They're interested in funding this.

Well, with Ceci in charge,

us partners can simply go play golf.

Or tennis, so you don't waste that much water.

[chuckling] Tennis!

Hey, this is a major investment for our clients.

I mean, I won't go to the board

without a clear, serious, and verified analysis

on the region's political, economic, social, and taxation setting.

Actually, Guillermo, I was meaning to tell you,

I sent you all a mail this morning

with a report on everything you're asking for.

Well, I have to go.

[upbeat music playing]

-[Alejandro] So? -[Rafa] I love it, man!

-You do? -[woman chuckles]

-For real? -[woman] Uh-uh.

Oh, no. This is really embarrassing, Rafa.

It's the same commercial we've seen all our lives.

-Oh. -You guys really don't get it.

Wait, what are you talking about?

-It has a very feminist message. -[women scoff]

What? It's saying women can be anything they want to be and also mothers.

-To me, this is super revolutionary. -Right?

Listen, you feminist fellas.

It would be really revolutionary

if there was a man in the commercial.

A male taking care of his children and the housework.

[sighs] Aren't you cute? I'll see you later.

-Totally radical. -She's got a point.

[footsteps approach]

Whoo!

-Let's get out of here. -No, we're not going anywhere.

We need to give this all we've got. I'm not letting Guillermo

do some stupid stunt and kill my project. No way.

[man and Ceci sigh]

Are we staying late?

-[computer chimes] -I am.

[man] You should work less.

This isn't life. [clicks tongue]

What more productive thing could you be doing?

Drinking a beer, sister!

Home-brewed, Mexican.

So that the beer industry can continue giving thousands of jobs

to thousands of Mexicans, thus boosting the nation's economy.

-You earned it. Go get some beers. -[man] Whoo!

[groans]

[upbeat music playing]

Bam! Someone just got knocked up with the double-six tile.

-Yes! -[woman] Rafael!

What? I was about to play it.

Listen, getting pregnant is not the end of the world, huh?

It's just the end of sex, of romantic vacations, of savings…

We could give our kids away.

No, love, I'd never. We should raffle them off.

[both chuckle]

Oh, dude, you couldn't spend a day away from your children.

Four dark beers.

-Alicia! -Thanks.

I almost forgot. I brought some clothes my kids outgrew for your baby.

Great, thanks a lot.

-Alicia, how old is Alan? -One.

A year? That's awesome.

I can't wait to have a baby.

[woman] You should!

-Oh, sorry, Alicia. -Yes.

I want one, but Ceci doesn't.

How is she? We haven't seen her in ages.

-She's great. You know, always working. -[woman] Hmm.

If she worked less, our family could become bigger, but, you know.

And why is it you want a baby?

What do you mean, "why"? To love him. To play with him.

-To watch Star Wars together, right? -[man chuckles]

Not to forget support him, raise him, feed him…

-What a party pooper! -Yes, hey.

There's always room for one more.

Do you want anything else?

No. Thank you.

-[group] Thanks. -My pleasure.

Are you OK, man?

-[Alejandro] Yes, why? -Ah.

-Nothing. -Well, I give up.

-[woman] Mm. -[man sighs]

It's declined, but it's not the card. The signal has been off.

-Do you want me to try again? -Yes, please.

[card machine beeping]

Alicia, how old are you?

Eighteen.

Eighteen?

Well, almost 18. But don't tell anyone, or I'll get fired.

No, I wouldn't. I won't tell anyone.

[card machine whirring and beeping]

How do you take care of your baby?

I mean, who helps you?

[ominous music plays]

[Alan gurgles]

Alicia, you can't leave him in the kitchen. He could get burned.

Oh, Alan, I can never count on you, huh?

[chuckles awkwardly]

-Hello! Oh, come. -[Alan cries]

Here, let me grab him for a while. It's OK now.

Oh, no. [shushes]

[Alicia chuckles]

You're good with babies.

-I am, right? -[Alicia] Yeah.

I have some sort of chip, right?

-[machine beeps] -There it is.

-Here's your card. -Thank you.

Look.

Here's a tip for you.

-[Alan fussing] -Why so much?

Well, for you to buy something for Alan.

It's OK. [shushes]

Thank you.

No problem.

Listen, if you need some help taking care of him… call me.

Here's my number.

Just call me, OK?

-OK. -Bye, Alan! [kisses]

Take care.

-Say bye. -Bye.

-[Alicia] Goodbye! -Bye-bye.

-See you. -Bye, bye, bye, bye! Bye!

[Alan crying]

[Alicia sighs]

See that?

-[baby giggling, babbling on phone] -[Alejandro chuckles]

[alarm chiming on cell phone]

-Good morning, honey. -[Ceci moans, sighs]

-Good morning, love. Good morning. -[Alejandro groans]

God, you look so pretty when you wake up.

-That's not true. -[Alejandro] Mm-hmm.

-[alarm stops] -Especially after working late last night.

I love you just the way you are, baggy-eyed and all.

And I love you just like this, sleepy and handsome.

[both moan]

[Alejandro inhales sharply, exhales deeply]

-Hey… -Hmm?

-[sighs deeply] -What if we have a baby?

[both chuckle]

What if we don't? [laughs]

-Oh, come on! -No.

A tiny one. Fat and chubby to cuddle and bite.

[Ceci] No, not to bite.

-OK, so you can breastfeed him then. -No, no breastfeeding either.

Besides, we're perfect just the way we are, love.

-We've discussed this. -When?

Oy!

-[shower running] -I don't remember ever discussing it.

[indistinct chatter]

[knocking, door opens]

Come on in, Cecilia. Have a seat.

[Ceci] Yes.

Tell me, Mr. Gonzalo.

Great job. Congratulations. The hydroelectric project's been approved.

[inhales sharply]

[chuckles]

Thank you. Thank you so much!

I'm glad you're happy. You deserve it.

Thank you.

[Gonzalo] Cecilia…

Do you know why I had no kids?

You wouldn't have been able to create this company

if you'd spent the seed money on tuition?

-[chuckling] No. -[Ceci] Mm.

No, my wife and I couldn't have kids, and I've regretted it all my life.

-I'm sorry. -[Gonzalo] That said…

-Yes. -I want you to listen to me.

Think your answer through.

Yes.

I'll retire soon.

And I have no kids to inherit my business.

Maybe you could help me find the right person

to pass on the torch.

I mean, sure, I'll help you.

-I'll give you some names. -[chuckling] No.

No?

And you, Cecilia?

What about you?

Where do you see yourself in five years?

[suspenseful music plays]

[whooshing, twinkling]

I…

I see myself…

right there, Mr. Gonzalo.

Wonderful.

Then we have a lot to talk about.

-Yes. -Consider this a formal proposal.

We'll work out the details later.

-[giggling] -We have a video conference at 3:00.

[Gonzalo] Excellent timing, Guillermo.

I was just talking to Cecilia about her taking my place.

-[Ceci] Mm-hmm. -And, yes.

She's interested.

Great!

Well now, Ceci, huh?

You'll know what express business trips are about.

[chuckling] Yes, I've taken plenty.

Hey, and you'd be willing to move to another country if necessary?

-Yes, of course. -OK, we'll talk about this later.

I just wanted to see if she was interested.

-Thank you. -Well, great.

All we need is the board's approval in the next meeting.

Cecilia's results will convince them.

Yes, they will.

[in English] Shall we?

-[Ceci sighs] -[Gonzalo in Spanish] Let's go.

Thank you.

So, you made your choice.

[empowering music playing]

[door opens]

[Alejandro] Darling.

[Ceci] Oh, honey!

[Alejandro grunts, moans]

I have something to tell you.

-[Ceci moans] -[chuckles, moans]

Mm. Oh, yummy.

-Honey? -What?

I can't stop thinking.

-About what? -I want a baby. [chuckles]

-Oh, Alex! -What?

I want an apartment in Manhattan,

a million dollars, and world peace.

No, I'm serious.

So am I.

Terrible timing.

Whenever I want to talk about this, it's never a good time.

No, especially not now.

You and I agreed on having a baby someday.

We did talk about maybe, one day, having one,

but not right now, not in the short term.

Oh, right.

It's better to wait for you to be 40.

Spend all our money on fertility treatments.

-Hope for a healthy baby. -Unnecessary roughness.

Hey, sorry, but right now--

Honey, I'm still very young. I have lots of plans.

A baby? Right now?

No way. I have too much on my plate.

[Alex] I'd help you.

It's not about helping, it's about wanting.

-Exactly, I want to! -[Ceci] But I don't.

[Alex] OK, why not?

[sighs] Honey…

please don't pressure me.

You know how hard I've worked to meet my goals.

I'm meeting them.

Do you get it?

Ouch, so…

I'm not part of your plans?

Well, don't make this about you.

No, I mean it.

I think you're spending too much time on your work and too little on us.

-No. -Yes.

-I don't think so. -I do.

Well, I don't!

I think I'm spending the right amount of time on us.

-The right amount? -Exactly.

Besides, with or without kids, I won't stop working.

-OK. -[Ceci] OK.

Want to have dinner now?

I'm not hungry, thanks.

[footsteps fade]

[Ceci groans]

[woman] This one's for the company partner.

-Whoo! -It's not official yet.

Yes, but you're the coolest. You'll get the position.

-What does Alex say about this? -Can you believe I haven't told him yet?

Why?

Because he's obsessed with wanting to be a dad.

-That's great news! -No, it's not good news at all.

He's like a stubborn baby whining about it.

"Mom, can you get me a puppy? I swear I'll pick up its poop!"

-[woman snickers] -And in the end, moms end up doing it all.

I think the world is overpopulated, and no one should ever have kids, ever.

-[inhales sharply] -Whoa, what are you trying to tell me?

Well, it's too late for you. You can't give it back.

-But this baby, and that's it. -Your turn?

Well, to be honest,

I don't think having a family and devoting your life

to raising good people is so bad for the world.

For instance, you produce great bread, and I produce great children.

Yes, but I'm not the wife of the croissant or the mother of cupcakes, for example.

Am I the croissant's wife?

No, you're Fernando's wife.

You're an asshole if you see me as Fernando's wife.

I couldn't care less. I'm living the life I always wanted.

That's exactly it.

You're a mom and have a family because it's what you've always wanted.

But not me.

Getting married wasn't even part of my vision, you know.

I married Alex because that's what he wanted,

and today, on our third anniversary, I couldn't be happier.

But… [sighs]

…I don't know if I want kids.

You never want to have kids?

I don't know.

[faucet running]

Hello, honey.

-Hi, baby. -[Ceci] Mm.

Ay…

Can we talk now?

-Yes. -[groans]

[Alex moans]

But open your gift first.

-What? -[sighs]

Happy anniversary! Come on, open it.

-Happy anniversary, my love! -Yeah.

You got me something!

No, I made it myself.

-No. -Yes, look.

OK, one, two, three.

No way! It's amazing!

Really? You like it?

It's amazing, honey. How can you be so handsome and talented?

[both moan]

-[inhales sharply] -[Alex chuckles]

Can you forgive me?

-What for? -I didn't get you anything.

-Oh, don't worry about it. -I forgot.

Well, you can take me to dinner some other time or something.

[Alex chuckles]

I may have left you a teeny surprise downstairs.

What? [chuckles]

[door opens]

[Ceci giggling in distance]

[bike bell rings]

[Ceci] I feel like the corniest couple in Mexico on these matching bikes.

I'll race you.

-They were on sale, right, love? -Of course, honey.

[Alex] Here, honey.

[Ceci chuckles]

-It has booze. -Perfect.

[both] Mm.

-Hey, love-- -Hey, Badger…

-[chuckles] What? -No, you go first.

-No, you go. -No.

-Go, go. -No, you go first.

OK.

-No, I'll go first. -What-- [chuckles]

OK, go.

-Well, I've been thinking. -What?

That bike would look great with a baby seat on it, right?

-Oh, honey! -What?

Why can't you understand?

I'm not ready, hon.

-You don't need to be ready. -[scoffs]

You women have a natural talent that triggers when you become mothers.

That's the most sexist thing you've said since we met.

-The most. -How? No, listen--

It's as if I thought you have to like soccer because you're a man.

-Well, I do like soccer. -That's not…

-What team does Chicharito play for? -Well…

-Winchester. -No.

-Rochester? -No, Manchester, and that was ages ago.

-Well, I almost got it. -No.

I've been trying to tell you something for days, but you won't let me.

Well, I want to be a dad, but you don't let me.

[sighs]

-Badger, why do you want to fight? -No, no.

-[Ceci] Darling, it's our anniversary. -I know. I don't want to fight.

-[Ceci] So? -I want a baby with your smile.

-You can't blame me for that. -Look at my smile.

OK, fine, I'll shut up.

OK. [sighs]

Mr. Gonzalo offered to make me a partner in the company.

What? Why didn't you tell me?

Because you didn't let me, with all the baby talk.

-Honey, that's great. Congratulations! -Ay!

[Alex moans]

Thanks. Though it does entail some changes.

Wait, no. What changes?

-Well, I'll be at work more hours. -[Alex] Hmm.

-I'll be traveling. -[Alex] Mm.

And if they make me partner,

they'll announce it at the Valle convention.

-OK. -It'll be great. You're coming, right?

-Well, I don't know-- -Dressed up.

-What? -Formal wear.

-No, wait, how formal? -Well, a sharp suit.

Sharp? [chuckles]

OK.

-Sharp! -Love, I need your support.

My love, together, from here to China.

[upbeat music playing]

[Ceci moans]

[horns honking]

-Hi. -[Alicia] Hi.

What are you doing here?

Hey, remember you said you'd help me keep an eye on him?

-Well, I did, but I have to go-- -I have an emergency.

I need you to take care of him for me.

Three days.

-What? Three days? No, wait. -[Alicia] Yes.

-You promised, remember? -[Alex] No.

-Say hi! -Hi, Alan.

Well, yes. But I can't.

-I'm swamped. -[Alicia] Alex, please.

I swear, you're my only option.

OK, but is everything all right?

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. All good, but I can't explain right now.

I have to go. It'll only be three days.

-I brought his clothes. -OK, yes. Well, all right.

[Alicia] Thanks a lot. Really, thank you.

-No, wait-- -I promise it'll only be three days.

Only three days. You've got this.

[Alan gurgles]

Hi. Hey…

-[gurgling] -Where should I hide you now?

[surreptitious music plays]

[giggling]

[muffled giggling, squealing]

Hello.

[Alan grizzling]

-[woman] What? No coffee today? -[Alex] Sorry, no coffee today.

Hello, hello.

-Hi, hi. -Are you moving or what?

-What? No, just some papers I need. -To work?

-Yes. -Why the big box?

-Well, you know. -It moved.

What? No, it didn't.

-It moved, dude! -No, no. I didn't see anything.

-What's in there? -[Alex] Shut up!

-Sit! -[Rafa] What is it?

-No. Hey, don't! -[Alan giggles]

What is this?

What else? A baby.

Is it yours?

How could it be mine?

-It's Alicia's, the waitress. -[Rafa] Oh.

-She asked me to babysit three days. Oh! -[Sylvia] OK now!

Do you know how many e-mails I've received about this project?

Exactly. Zero.

The deadline is at 12:00.

So, get to work.

-OK? -OK.

-[Sylvia] OK. -Yeah.

[Rafa] Uh…

[Alan squeals]

Oh!

[Rafa exhales slowly]

What?

What are you going to do?

What do you mean?

Take care of him for three days, and, well…

Oh, Ceci's going to kill me. I don't know what I was thinking.

No, you clearly weren't thinking.

Well, what did you want me to do?

Alicia came by, dropped the baby, and left.

[Alan babbling]

Well, I believe all a baby really needs

is to be loved, right?

Plus, Ceci should understand.

Actually, maybe this is what she needs,

to have a baby around and stop being afraid, right?

[Alan squeals]

[both babble like babies]

[babbling continues]

-[Alan squeals] -[whispering] Come on. Help me.

-I'll turn up the music. -[clicks tongue] Yeah. Good idea.

-Really turn it up. -Yes, yes.

I'll put some music on.

-We're all falling asleep here. -[Alan giggles]

[Alex babbles, shushes]

[upbeat jazz music playing on radio]

[Alan babbles]

Hey, guys, what's up?

-Didn't the plumber come yesterday? -[woman 1] He did.

No, this smell is too intense. My eyes are itchy.

I'll go get Laurita.

[woman 1] Thanks.

[woman 2] And who turned up the music?

I told you, stupid. The stench is unbearable.

-It smells like a suer. -A sewer!

That's what I meant. It's killing me!

[Alan squeals]

[both babble like babies]

-Do something, man. -What?

I don't know, anything.

Alicia only gave me clothes. She didn't give me diapers.

-[Alan giggles] -[both babble like babies]

-I know! Take this. -[phone chimes]

Look. Go to the pharmacy and get some diapers.

-[Alan grizzles] -[both babble like babies]

-I'll see you in the toilets. -Yes.

-[Alan giggles] -[Alex babbles]

-Hi. How are you? -Hi. Good, and you?

Good.

You cut your hair, didn't you?

No, I'm wearing my ponytail in the front. I'll give them to you.

-Hey, a new organic lubricant came in-- -No. Uh, I need something else.

-[pharmacist 1] What? -Uh…

[whispers] Diapers.

Diapers? [gasps]

You bought bad condoms.

-Yes, you know-- -No! No, no. No, no. [chuckles]

-[pharmacist 1] Are they for you? -No, they're for a friend.

Oh, right. You need adult diapers.

No, wait, I can explain. A friend of mine has a baby.

Oh, OK. What size do you need?

I don't know. Baby size.

[chuckles] How old is the baby?

[Rafa] How should I know? It's a baby. Just a baby.

Oh, I see.

You get people pregnant.

And you don't even know how old the kids are. [chuckles]

-Ma'am. -[pharmacist 2] Don't call me ma'am.

Hey, do the math. Hmm?

When did you sleep with the mom?

Add nine months to that date.

And then add the months that have gone by until today.

That's how old your kid is, OK?

[scoffs]

-I'm sure these will work. -[Rafa] Yes, I'm sure.

[surreptitious music plays]

I can't believe this. For fuck's sake!

OUT OF ORDER

[line ringing]

Alex. It's out of order, asshole.

What?

Don't be an ass, I put it there. Wait, I'll open it.

-There. Come on. -[Rafa retches]

No, this is disgusting, bro. It looks like dulce de leche!

Hand me the wipes. This isn't cleaning him.

No, what wipes? I only got diapers, bro.

[Alex] You didn't get wipes?

Dude, you ask for diapers, I get you diapers.

-OK, hand me a diaper. -[Alan gurgles]

-Wait. There. -Here.

Here you go. No, no!

-Take it! -This is disgusting, dude! [retches]

-Come here. No, what? Rafa. -What?

These diapers are for newborns. What's this?

I don't know, bro. You never told me. I'm clueless. Yuck!

-He's eating his poop! -No, Alan, not the poop!

-No, wait. The poop! There you go. -[Rafa retches]

-Don't let him eat it. -Bring bigger diapers! [pants]

No. No, no, no, no!

A woman?

-Taking your place? -[Gonzalo] Mm-hmm.

-Do you think she can do it? -[chuckles]

That her husband will let her?

Before you know it, she'll come in with a belly…

[in English] …this big…

[in Spanish] …and leave us hanging.

[chuckling] No, Guillermo, no.

Cecilia is not the kind that drops her job.

She's a focused woman.

Plus, her vision will come in handy for the company.

You're the majority shareholder.

Me?

I wouldn't leave it all to a girl.

They're very emotional. Just think about it.

Think about it?

Honey?

-Honey! -[keys jangle]

Come.

She isn't home yet. Come. Hey?

Look.

This room…

is yours for now, OK?

You'll stay here.

This is a very delicate moment, OK?

I need you to help me.

Don't make any noise

until I tell Ceci everything.

OK? OK, great.

-[phone chimes] -[Alan gurgles]

[exhales sharply] She's home.

Stay here. I'll be right back.

[Alan grizzles]

[jazz music playing on radio]

-Hi, honey. -[Ceci chuckles]

-[Ceci] Why is the music so loud? -It's great.

[Ceci] Mm-hmm.

-From 1 to 10, how much do you love me? -Well, right now? Around 8.

But you could turn it into a ten.

[ominous music plays]

[clattering]

Well, speaking of earning and losing points…

-[Ceci] Yep? -You'd forgive me, no matter what, right?

Oh, what did you do, Badger?

-[Alex] Uh… -[Ceci] Uh?

Nothing.

-[Ceci] Yeah. -[quietly] I brought a baby.

What?

Honey, turn down the volume. I can barely hear you.

No, no, I love this part.

[distant bang]

I think I left the computer on.

I'll be right back. Wait for me.

OK.

[clanging]

[grizzling]

[Alex] No! No! What did you do?

What did you do? No! Wait, she doesn't know yet.

OK, come on. Come here.

Here, come here.

-[Alan whines] -[Alex] Sit here.

There you go. Look.

[grunts] Here.

Quantum Theory, read it.

Stay still here, please. OK?

With Snoopy.

-There. I haven't told her yet. -[grizzling]

Hold on. You said you'd help me. Please, OK?

[Alan squeals]

-[door opens, closes] -[Alan babbling]

-Ready, I'm back. -Mm-hmm.

-Yes. -Honey--

-What? -Look…

[volume decreases]

-I believe it's import-- -[volume increases]

[Ceci grunts]

-[radio switches off] -No!

I want to talk about our family situation.

That's great.

Now that you mention this family thing.

[Ceci] Mm-hmm?

-I don't know how to tell you this. -[Ceci] Mm-hmm?

But… we have a tiny one here.

[Ceci] Hmm?

A tiny problem.

There's no food in the house. We have to go to the market, honey.

-All we have is radish. -I know, honey.

I swear I'd love to have time to buy groceries and be the perfect wife,

but I have so much work that I simply can't be.

-No, honey, you're perfect. -I'm not.

Yes. When the time comes, you'll be a great mother.

No, listen.

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

-[Alex] What? -What if I were infertile?

-What? -Would I no longer be the perfect wife?

-No, not at all. -[Ceci] OK.

-You'd still be perfect. -[Ceci] Mm.

Yes, we could adopt a baby, and problem solved.

And what if I never ever wanted kids,

not adopted, not biological, not any kind?

Well, I think that would be selfish.

-You'd be thinking of yourself. -[scoffs]

-No! [chuckles] -[Alex] Not us.

No! Besides, we're all traumatized because of our parents.

I don't want to traumatize a baby, can't you see?

You, for example, hate your mom.

-I don't hate my mom. -I mean, you do.

-No, I don't. -You do, a bit.

No, I mean, I would've loved for her to be at my school festivals,

my graduation, my professional exam, or our wedding, but she didn't make it.

Because she was working.

And right now, I have so much work, I don't even have time for myself.

Well, we need to spend more time together.

Yes.

Do our homework.

And think about the baby thing.

[clicks tongue] Homework?

-Yes. [sighs] -[Alex] Hmm.

Have kids?

No.

Why?

Oh, honey.

A baby would be the worst thing that could happen to me right now.

-Really? -The worst thing.

-The worst? -The worst.

[Alan babbles]

A cat.

[Ceci inhales sharply]

How do you know?

Well, because it meowed, right?

-Oh, no. -Yes.

-[Ceci] Mm. -What?

[clears throat] I can feel my throat closing up.

-You see? It is a cat. -[Ceci] Mm.

Yes. We know how it affects you.

-[Ceci] This is awful. -Stay here. Wait for me. I'll check.

-OK? -[Ceci] Oh, no, a cat! Oh!

Baby!

[door closes]

[Alex] Come. Come with me. We're leaving.

[Ceci] Badger?

[tense music plays]

[Ceci] Badger?

-[squeals] -It is a cat.

-No! -Yes, I've got it cornered on the couch.

-Oy. -Yes, go to the room.

[Ceci] Yes, OK.

-Close the door. -Yes. Then what?

-I'll let you know. Shut the door. -OK.

-[distant clattering] -Honey, is everything OK?

I'm getting it out! I'll let you know!

OK!

Be careful!

[distant clattering]

Oh, this is awful.

-[doorbell rings] -I hate cats.

Say, "Hi, Rafa. Can we come in?"

No.

-[Alex] Yes. -No.

-Yes. -[Rafa] No.

-You can't leave us on the street. -Not now.

-[Alex] What do you mean? -I can't.

Let me in.

-No, listen. -[Alex] I'll explain.

-[Alex] I hid him from Ceci, and then… -[Rafa] No…

[woman] Hi.

[Alex] Hello.

[Rafa] Lorena, Alex.

-The Cookie Monster. -How cute. Is it yours?

-Yes, it's his. -No, it's his.

-What? -Accept it.

-No. -Is it yours, Rafa?

-[Alex] Yes. -[Rafa] I swear it's not.

Why do you say it's his?

-No… -You know him.

-When he has a date, I'm stuck with him. -I can explain.

-I'll explain everything. -Really? Go on, explain.

You know what?

You don't owe me an explanation. I don't get it, and you two should talk.

-[Alex] Sorry. -I'll go.

Wait, I don't know him. I don't even know his name!

You're awful.

Yes, you're awful, denying your own baby.

I can't believe it.

Wait, I'll see you at the pool party tomorrow, huh?

[Lorena] Yes, sure.

[in English] Pool party?

[in Spanish] Yes, asshole. Pool party! Pool party!

Did you see how hot she was?

-Yes, but we need a bed. -[Alan gurgles]

-[ringtone plays] -Here, take this.

Ay. Ay, ay, ay.

CECI HONEY - 5 MISSED CALLS

-What? -Ceci. Here, grab him.

-Take him. -Anything else?

Say, "Please, Uncle Rafa." All right?

[Alan gurgles, giggles]

-[continues giggling] -[Rafa groans]

Hey, what happened? I'm waiting for you.

[Alex] Hi, honey.

Sorry, I was on another call.

-I have a work emergency. -[Ceci] Uh-huh.

I'll have to stay all night working with Rafa.

OK, you're right. Work is work.

-So, what happened in the end? -With what?

Well, with the cat.

Oh, the cat?

I left the cat at a vet's.

-With a very nice and patient doctor. -[Alan screaming]

Go to sleep already.

Holy shit. What did you give him, Red Bull?

Chocolate.

-Oh, that was stupid, Alejandro. -[Alan wailing]

We should turn the TV on for him.

What? No, you know I don't like sleeping with the TV on.

But you can sleep with this tantrum?

I mean, do you have selective hearing, asshole?

I need my rest. I mean, I live off my ideas, Alejandro,

and if I don't get rest, I can't come up with good ideas.

-[wailing continues] -Oh, aren't you the sensitive type?

-[Alex grunts] -Ah!

If I don't get any sleep, no one will, bro.

What are you doing?

Turn the lights off and stop yelling, or he'll never fall sleep.

Yell? Does it seem like I'm yelling, Alejandro?

Yes, it seems to me you're making mountains out of molehills.

I'm glad you mentioned mountains. I've climbed mountains for this kid.

And you've done nothing. You don't help me.

What? I don't help you?

Who went to the store for his bottle?

His what?

His bottle, jackass. And it was cold, huh? [coughs]

Yes, I was changing his diaper.

Who bought the diapers?

You. But I paid for them.

No, wait. Providing for a child doesn't make you a dad, bro.

You haven't cleaned a single poop!

And you weren't humiliated at the pharmacy!

You didn't lose the hottest chick who ever existed on Tinder.

I did everything for you. What have you done for me?

You've done nothing for me. Nothing!

Look, the jug is empty.

It has no water, and you can't bother to fill it up.

Why don't you fill it up? Fill it up!

All right.

I'll fill the water jug.

Huh?

[Rafa sobs]

-Unbelievable. -Take care of him.

-Yes. -Don't let him see you cry.

-No. -[Alan exclaims]

[Alan squeals]

I'm sorry. I know it's not your fault.

It's that asshole's fault.

It's that… Well, enough. Hey!

Hey!

What is it?

Listen, do you know where you'll hide him tomorrow?

You can't hide him for three days at the office in a box with holes.

You can find a better hiding place, don't you think?

What hiding place?

Leave it to me.

But first, fill my jug. Don't be an ass.

All the way to the top.

-Go to sleep, come on. -[door closes]

-[Alex] Hi. Morning. -[Rafa] Good morning.

How's it going?

Hello, Erica.

Jackie, I'm sorry, no coffee today either.

[Jackie] Yes, it's OK.

[grunts]

Jeez, what a hassle.

[Sylvia] What's that?

A proposal of material samples for ecological packaging.

Yes, for the diapers campaign.

At least the packaging is ecological this way, right?

You wanted me to prove why it was worth paying for my visa, right?

[dog whines]

-[high-pitched ringing] -[heart beating]

Excellent.

It seems you aren't worthless after all.

But I want an impeccable presentation first thing Monday morning.

Yes, of course.

And if you make me lose this client, Alejandro,

I'll cut your productivity bonus.

-[slicing] -[Alex chuckles]

-Yes. -[Sylvia] OK?

OK.

-[Sylvia] OK. -OK.

-Man, we did it! -[both exclaim]

Hey, what a great proposal, huh?

-I loved it. Look, it's great. -[Alex] It was Rafa's idea. You know him.

[Jackie] Let's see. Wow!

-The baskets are awesome. -They are, right?

Let's see. Did you rip off the craftsmen?

-No. -On the contrary, this is to support them.

-Want some coffee? -The diapers would go here?

-Yes, sure. -[Rafa] Yes, well…

-Amazing. -[Alex] Different, huh?

You know how much I love crafts. I always support craftsmen.

-Want some breakfast? -Cocoa?

-No! -[Jackie gasps]

[Alan exclaims]

-I knew you were up to something! -[Alex] Shh!

What is this?

Is it for the campaign or what?

Uh…

How about we go in the kitchen and we let you in on it?

OK, see you there.

-[Alex] Yes. -Great.

-OK. -Come on.

Are you totally insane?

If Mussolini finds out you brought a baby to the office, she'll fire you.

Remember what happened to Amanda when she breastfed in reception.

-Sylvia hates kids. -And every living thing.

-[Alan giggles] -[Alex grunts]

-[Rafa] No. -No, we need you to help us.

[scoffs] Me?

-Yes, hide it. -Come on!

Please, Jackie, you're the only one who can help us.

It's only for a day. His mom is picking him up tomorrow.

-Jackie, please. -[Jackie groans]

OK, OK. OK, OK, OK.

But we have to let the whole office in on this.

[Alex] How?

I know.

I'll send an encrypted message.

[funky music playing]

BABY IN THE OFFICE. WHISTLE IF YOU SEE MUSSOLINI COMING! EDIBLE MESSAGE - DESTROY

-[Alan giggles] -[staff] Aww!

[staff cooing]

[Alan giggles]

You're the small hope of the world.

Oh, yes. You like it? You do? Hey.

Being a father is really my thing.

Huh? But you haven't done anything.

[Alex] How so?

A dad isn't born a dad. He becomes one. So, earn that title.

Hey, but I'm doing everything right, aren't I?

Aren't I doing everything right? Hey, jackass.

I asked you something!

What? I don't know what you're talking about, bro.

I'm with a hot girl on Tinder, hold on.

You do know you'll end up alone, fat,

with dyed hair, chasing young women, don't you?

No. Not fat.

[Laurita whistles]

-[staff shushing] -[Alex grunts]

Yes, yes.

-[Sylvia] What is this? -[woman] I need a signature.

[Sylvia] I know, but the meeting isn't now. What's going on?

-[dog whines] -Get away. You'll stress out my dog.

Oh, honey, it's OK.

[imitates radio static] The Gestapo left. All clear.

-[beeping] -[shushes]

[phone chimes]

[Gonzalo] As you know,

our international partners will come in two weeks

to the annual meeting at Valle de Bravo.

Yes.

And instead of me presenting the projects…

[Ceci] Mm-hmm.

…I would like you to do it

so they see you in action.

Yes, of course. Yes, yes.

Mr. Gonzalo, thanks for the opportunity. I won't let you down.

You've earned it, Cecilia.

You've earned it.

-[gasps] -[Gonzalo chuckles]

Oh… one more thing.

If you make it, you'll have to go live in Hong Kong for a year

to take care of the new office.

Our main clients are there,

and you have to be near them during the transition.

Will that be a problem?

No problem.

[Ceci exclaims]

[hums excitedly]

[exhales]

No, no. Wait. It's Hong Kong.

He'll obviously love the idea.

-Cutie-- -[Rafa shushes]

-He fell asleep. -Yes. [shushes]

-[ringtone plays] -[Alex] Jeez, Ceci. Yikes.

Shh. Hello, honey.

Honey, listen, I've been thinking a lot about our future.

And there's something I want to tell you that will change our lives forever.

Wow, sounds great. Tell me.

No. No, no. You know what?

I'd rather tell you later when you come home,

but you won't believe it.

We have to celebrate this, OK?

OK, yes, sure. We'll celebrate when I get home.

But I'll be home…

late.

Oh, Badger. That's OK, love.

I'll fix you a surprise you'll love.

You and me together, from here to China, honey.

[Alex] From here to China, honey. I love you!

You have to take this kid home right now.

I think so too.

I feel Ceci is going to tell me she wants to be a mother.

She sounded very convinced. The time has come.

["The Time of Our Lives" by The Venice Connection playing]

-♪ You got the beat… ♪ -[Alex speaking indistinctly]

[door opens]

-[Alan gurgles] -[Alex] Yes, you'll see. It's really cool.

Here's the switch, so you know where it is.

And this is…

Ay, oof!

And that baby?

Uh… Alan, Ceci. Ceci, Alan.

Whose baby is it?

It's Alicia's, the Cortés Lounge waitress, remember?

Where's his mom?

I don't know. She asked me to take him for three days.

What?

-Three? -Yes.

What?

Why are you reacting like this?

What, are you allergic to babies like you are to cats?

What?

Oh-oh!

Oh-oh-oh!

Was this the cat?

Uh…

You've had him here since yesterday and didn't tell me? Oh!

You said the worst thing that could happen to you

was having a baby, so I took him so you wouldn't freak out.

Of course I'd freak out, just like right now.

But if you had told me first,

instead of showing up with a kid out of the blue…

I'd probably have reacted differently.

[sighs]

[Alan gurgles]

Alan, help me out here.

-Honey… -[Ceci inhales sharply]

-What? -[Alan gurgles]

Alan says you look beautiful when you're mad.

[Ceci] It's not funny.

OK, um…

Why…

Why… did she leave him with you?

-Hmm? -Well…

And why didn't you ask me if it was OK

for you to bring a kid home for three days, honey?

-You just don't care about me. -What? No.

Uh…

Look, I think the baby is tired,

so I'll put him to sleep, and I'll be back so we can talk, OK?

-[Alan whines] -[Alex] I'll be right back.

Hey, I'm waiting for you, huh?

[chuckles] Don't even think…

[peaceful instrumental music playing]

[inhales sharply]

[sighs]

[door closes]

[Alex shushes]

Mm. Smells delicious.

Is there any for me?

Mm.

[shushes, grunts]

-I'm still waiting for your explanation. -Oh, right. Hush! He's asleep.

Don't shush me.

Don't shush me.

OK.

-[grunts] -What are you doing?

-What? Giving him milk. -No.

Cold? Are you crazy?

[Alex grunts]

Thanks.

-OK, I'll explain. -Uh-huh?

The thing is, his mom had an emergency.

-She had no one to help her. -Mm-hmm.

And why didn't you tell me?

Because I thought you wouldn't be on board.

-[chuckles] -[Alex] And I couldn't say no to her.

Look, don't worry.

She'll pick him up today, and we'll go back to normal. OK?

-Today? -[Alex] Yes, today.

Nothing, bro. She didn't say a word.

But she left something for you.

Really? Hey, careful.

-Here it is. -[Alex] Let's see.

Let's see. Look.

Look, this is for you.

Huh?

Hey, Mike.

-What if something happened to her? -No, she's done this before.

She'd call to say she had the flu and disappear for a week.

-[Alan babbles] -[Alex sighs]

[man] Good night.

-[Rafa] Bye, Iker. -Bye, take care.

-Jeez! -[Jackie] He's asleep.

-Really? -Yes.

-Great. -I have to go.

-[Alex] Get some rest. -[Jackie] You too.

Hey, I'd stay, but I have a date.

[Alex] Yes.

Listen, did you find the guy at the bar? Could you talk to him?

Yes, he says Alicia didn't go to work, and no one knows a thing about her.

I've been calling her, but it goes straight to voicemail.

[Rafa] So, you're telling me,

that among all the selfless mothers in the world,

and there's millions of them, lots of them

that fight for their kids, they sacrifice everything for them,

you chose to help the only one that abandons hers?

Rafa, thanks, but that's the last thing I need to hear.

-Have a good night. -You too.

I left some soup in the kitchen.

I ordered an ointment for diaper rash from the pharmacy,

and Karime will lend us her diaper bag. And that's all I'll do to help you.

-OK. -Ah…

I sent you a link to a tutorial on how to bathe babies.

By the way, the most important thing.

My event in Valle is in a few days, and you promised you'd be there.

Yes.

Alan, honey pie, none of this is your fault.

Good night, baby.

-Honey. -Oh, what?

Thank you.

I promise you I'll find Alicia and give her my baby.

-What? -I mean, her baby.

-Her baby. -Her baby, right.

-Sleep tight. -OK.

Alan is wondering if you could give us a goodnight kiss.

-[Ceci] No, no kisses. -Come on.

Good night, roommate.

Come on. Let's have some fun. [exclaims playfully]

Wow.

[Mike] From what she told me,

she's from San Luis Potosí.

It seems her parents are very Catholic,

so they made her have the kid.

But she ran away from home because…

besides being very Catholic, they're quite the alcoholics.

What an irony, huh? Coming all this way to serve other drunks.

No offense, man.

None taken.

Do you know anything about his dad?

[sighs] She never spoke of him.

-[clicks tongue] Ugly story, very ugly. -[Alan sneezes]

Bless you.

Well, look.

This is a copy of her ID.

Who knows if it'll help you. It's fake, but it has an address.

Well, good luck. Good luck, pal.

And if you hear from her, let me know.

[funky music playing]

Tell me, Alan,

hey,

do these streets seem familiar?

[Alex] Good morning.

[indistinct chattering]

Is this the place? Do you live here?

Hello, ma'am.

Yes? How can I help you?

-[Alex] Does Alicia live here? -[sighs]

Uh, no, I don't know her.

No! Ma'am.

Ma'am, please.

Ma'am!

[sighs] Come on in.

Come. Come on.

Yes, it's here.

Take a seat.

Thanks.

Hello.

I came to give the baby back to Alicia.

Well, as I told you, I don't know her.

She's playing the fool.

Hmm?

[woman] Well, I do know her.

She rents here, and once in a while, I take care of the kid,

but please don't leave him with me. I already have many kids.

Oh, really?

And where are they? At school?

No, they're working.

I have to stay here, or else my mom could wander off.

[Alex] Ah.

OK, so whenever you see Alicia or talk to her,

tell her this baby is her responsibility,

that she can't just leave him with a stranger.

And she can't mess with the stranger's life like that. Here.

-Take him. -[Alan squeals]

Oh, no.

It's just that…

some thugs around here wanted to take her kid away.

I think that's why she left him with you.

Oh, you know, they sometimes lease them to have them beg for money on the streets.

But we'll figure it out.

-[Alan coughs] -[shushes]

-[Alan cries] -[landlady shushes]

[Alex grunts]

[sighs] He finally fell asleep.

[Ceci sighs]

So?

I was very clear to the lady who rents her the room.

I told her there's no way we can spend more time with the baby.

So why is the kid still here?

Some child exploiters want to take him.

Someone has to protect him.

Child exploiters?

[Alex] Mm-hmm.

[Alex sighs]

Yes, he deserves a family that loves him and takes care of him.

-Right? -Yes.

Of course he does.

The right thing to do is give him to the DIF so he gets adopted.

To the DIF?

I mean, that's all I can think of.

It has social workers that could take care of him.

Neither you nor I are ready to take care of a baby.

I am.

What?

I think we should wait a couple of weeks in case Alicia comes back.

-No. -We'll take care of him in the meantime.

No, no.

We have to…

What you have to do

is call the police

and let them know there's a missing girl and an abandoned child.

And please do it before my big event in Valle. [sighs]

[Alex sighs]

Honey, do you understand

how important this is to me?

I'll be the first woman to have a position like this at the firm.

And after that, we'll move to Hong Kong,

pack our bags,

look for an apartment.

Hong Kong?

For real?

I was offered to be in charge of the office there.

And when did you tell me this?

For the record, I asked you

before I told them I was in.

You said it, "Together, from here to China."

[scoffs] You took it quite literally.

Hong Kong, really?

Honey, Hong Kong… is my dream.

[Alex sighs]

Look…

we can take the kid in… for a few days until you tell the police.

Hmm?

But after that, our lives have to go back to normal,

don't you agree?

[sighs] OK.

Can you promise me you'll solve this like a grown adult?

[in English] Pinkie promise.

[chuckles]

Pinkie promise.

[chuckles]

[in Spanish] So, if my wife asks me why I'm here,

I'm going to tell her that I'm working as a spy?

Private investigator.

-Rafa. -What?

Do you think being disguised is necessary? I mean…

Do you think I'm improvising, bro?

Everything's under control. Chill.

Just chill.

Look, you know what?

Say whatever you want, but promise me you won't budge.

And as soon as you see Alicia, call me, OK?

Yeah.

Ay.

Ay, ay, ay.

-Rafa. -[Rafa] Hmm?

I don't think this guy should look like a dealer.

He'll get us in trouble.

Say something.

Come, let's go.

[Alex] Hey, you don't want to read?

-[crying] -Well, all right. OK, enough.

We won't read. No books for now.

Let's have some fun. We'll have some fun, yes.

Let's have some fun.

[imitates car noises]

[Ceci in English] Yes, we are completely optimistic

about this marvelous project.

So, gentlemen,

thank you so much for your attention.

I look forward to seeing you next week in Valle de Bravo.

-Excellent. -Perfect.

-[in Spanish] Good job. -Let's go.

-G-10! -What?

-You did great. -Oh, no, I didn't.

I mean, you've got some balls.

No, Alan.

-Will you look at that? You're a mess. -[babbles]

Oh, OK, come.

Oh, look at your hands. Oh, no, not my face.

[Alex] Jackie,

can you call the client and ask him if he's fine with the references?

We'd have a head start for today's meeting.

I'll send you the client's number.

[tires screech]

-What's wrong with you? -[Alex] Sorry!

Alan, are you OK? Forgive me.

I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.

[Alan giggles]

We need a baby car seat for you.

-All clear. She's gone. -[Alan squeals]

[Jackie coos, giggles]

And she has a meeting south of town, so she won't be back until late.

-Oh! -[Alex coos]

-We are free of Mussolini, cutie. -[Alex] Wow.

-Take a stroll with Aunt Jackie. -You're a free baby.

-Let's go for a stroll. -[ringtone plays]

-Hello. What's up, Charlie? -[Charlie] Are you coming for dominoes?

It's Friday already?

-Yes. -I didn't even notice.

[Charlie scoffs]

I don't think so. I have to take care of the baby.

[chuckles] You still have it?

Yes.

Bring him to our place. We have a babysitter tonight.

No, we'd be heading home late.

If it's cold, he might get sick, and it makes me feel guilty.

Excuse me, am I speaking with Alejandro Álvarez?

-[chuckles] Stop it, bro. -[phone beeps]

Hey, wait, a call is coming in.

-Wait, don't hang up. -[Charlie] I'll be right here.

-Hello? -[spy] Alex?

-Yes. -The baby's mom is back.

-She's back? -She's here.

-Great news! -Should I wait?

-Yes, of course. I'm on my way. -See you in a while.

-[cell phone clicks] -Bro, I might make it tonight.

-[Charlie] Great. We'll be here. -Call you later.

-Cool. Bye. -Bye.

[Jackie coos indistinctly] Oh, is that bread yummy?

Is it very yummy?

It's yummy, huh?

[Jackie chitters]

[Ceci on phone] Hello?

-Honey, guess what? -What?

-Alicia is back. -Really?

I'm on my way to give her the baby back. Everything will go back to normal.

Thanks, honey, I knew you'd sort it out. How are you?

Good. Good, honey.

Yes, now we can focus on your plans.

Our plans, darling. Our plans.

Right, right, our plans.

-Yes. -I love you! I love you!

-I love you. -See you later. Bye!

[Alan babbles]

[Alan squeals]

Are you absolutely sure she's in there?

She just got in when I called you. She hasn't come out.

-OK. -[Alan babbles]

Thanks.

-Thanks, spy. Good job. -Good luck with that.

Yes, come on.

We're giving you back, huh?

We're home now.

-Alicia. -[Alan giggles]

Where were you?

Hi, ma'am.

Good afternoon.

[door closes]

I'll leave you to it.

I'll go with my mom.

[sighs] Baby, forgive me.

I love you a lot.

Look, Alicia…

I don't know where you were, but you can't disappear like that.

You can't forget you have a responsibility the size of Alan.

-I mean, you're his mom-- -I was undergoing cancer treatment.

-What? -[Alicia] Cancer treatment.

I have a tumor in my head.

The doctor says there's not much left to do.

What? Are you sure?

Did they do the blood work, scans, and all?

Yes. Yes, they did a lot of tests on me there.

[exhales sharply]

Uh… Ah.

I don't know what to say.

I mean…

[Alan babbles]

What do you need?

-How can I help? -[Alan continues babbling]

Adopt him.

-Me? -[Alicia] Mm-hmm.

No, how?

No. No, wait, Alicia. You don't even know me that well.

I do. I've seen you plenty of times at the restaurant.

You're always nice to others and treat everyone with kindness.

And since you've met Alan, you've been really good to him.

When you said you wanted a kid, I thought it was a sign from heaven.

[chuckles]

As soon as I got out of the hospital, I looked into how to do it.

You just have to sign a couple of papers. That's it.

-I mean-- -[Alicia] Please, don't say no.

You're the best thing that could happen to Alan. [sniffles]

[Alex] Ay…

[exhales sharply]

[sighs]

[Alan babbles]

Alicia, I really love Alan. I'm very fond of him, but…

I mean, I have a wife.

I… I can't make this choice on my own.

Plus, this adoption thing is complicated.

No, look.

Uh, I left San Luis without registering the baby.

So we can register him as yours, and that's it.

[exhales deeply] Uh…

I don't know. I…

What you're asking me to do is difficult.

Yes. [chuckles, sniffles]

Yes, you're right.

I was silly to think my kid could have a better life than mine.

No, no, wait. That's not what I meant.

Look. This is what we'll do.

I'll take you to another doctor, to an oncologist

who will give us a second opinion. OK?

He'll probably find the solution.

Don't worry. I won't leave you two alone.

You'll be OK and so will your baby. OK?

The only thing is, you have to take care of Alan right now.

You are his mother.

He wants to be with you. He missed you.

-All right? Call me if you need anything. -[Alicia sighs]

Are you OK?

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

[chuckles] Thanks a lot, OK?

OK. Are you sure you are OK?

[Alicia] Mm-hmm.

OK. Good.

I'll stay on top of things.

-Call me if you need anything. -[Alicia] Mm.

OK. Bye, Alan.

-Bye. -[bottle clatters]

-His bottle. -[Alicia] Ah.

[sniffles] I see. I'll get it.

[thuds]

Ma'am! Ma'am!

Alicia passed out! Ma'am!

-[softly] Alicia, Alicia. -[landlady] Oh!

[echoing] Poor girl. This happens all the time.

-What do you mean? -She'll be fine in a while.

-Alicia? -I'll go get alcohol.

-Yes, go. -[clock ticking]

[high-pitched ringing]

[timer dings]

-Suit? -[Ceci] Uh-huh.

I think I've never seen him in a suit, other than your wedding.

[Ceci] Of course not. He hates them.

But just look at this beauty he'll wear in Valle.

He'll look all handsome, oh… [kisses]

-You seem pretty happy. -Yes.

What happened with the kid?

Problem solved.

The mother is back, finally.

I started looking at apartments in Hong Kong today.

-They're incredible. Want to see them? -[woman] Of course. Show me.

-Nice. Wow. -Look at the view.

[Ceci] Look at this one. It's half a block away

from the most important comic book gallery in Asia.

-Alex will be thrilled. -That's cool.

Alicia, I'm serious, you're not alone.

We have an extra room here where you two could live.

[Alicia] What? I couldn't.

[Alex] Don't worry.

You and your baby will have everything you need, OK?

Cecilia will have to understand.

[Alex sighs]

I'll be right back.

[Alex] No.

Honey, please, listen.

-[Ceci] Listen to what? -Well…

You just invited two people to live at my house.

Again, not even asking me, as if they were your family and I wasn't.

Well, if you're my family, you're not being too understanding.

I get that your intentions are good, but this is not how things are done.

What's all that, "Cecilia will have to understand"?

[Alex] Well, yes.

-We can help them. -How much longer will you play the hero?

Or are you planning on bringing them to Hong Kong?

When did you ask me if I wanted to go to Hong Kong?

-I asked-- -[Alex] No, you assumed.

-No. -[Alex] Yes.

-No. -[Alex] What will I do in Hong Kong?

-Be your prince consort or what? -I thought you'd like it.

You're only thinking about your dreams, about what you want, your job.

-No-- -It's all about what you want.

What about me? What about my dreams, what I want?

You should think about me too. You should think about us.

You should give me a child.

[Alan cries in distance]

I should give you a child?

I'm only worth something as a woman if I give you a child?

[Alex breathing shakily]

Why did we get married?

Why are we together?

If we're never having a baby…

this makes no sense.

["I'm Not the Only One" by Nine One One playing]

Your suit.

[door slams]

[woman 1] You obviously won't forgive him, right?

Come on, talk to him. Talk, but not out of anger.

You were angry before.

-With a cool head. -What would they say?

He told her what he thinks.

-[woman 1] No… -He sees her as a baby machine.

He doesn't think of her that way.

You've been together seven years. He's not like that.

[woman 2] He's a chauvinist.

-Yes, he's a bit of a chauvinist. -No.

We say stupid things when we're angry.

Those stupid things come from somewhere, Karime.

He didn't just come up with it. It came from somewhere.

So, you really think I'm the croissant's wife?

No, don't fight now.

Are you the croissant's wife or not?

-You think that of me? -OK, sorry.

People do see you like that, as "the wife of" or "the mother of."

-That's how it is. -[Karime] Honestly…

[ringtone playing]

[Ceci grunts, exhales]

Hear him out, girl.

Listen to him.

Hear him out. No one ever died from listening to someone.

Yes. OK, yes.

And let him explain what, ma'am?

All men are the same.

The kid is probably his.

-No, no way. You think? -[Karime] No way.

-Let's see, no. -Listen, ma'am, it happened to me.

This is like a Band-Aid. You must rip it off once and for all.

[Karime] Pili, don't!

-[woman] No! What did you do? -[Ceci] No! No!

Pili, oh my God!

Ma'am, you can buy yourself a new cell phone any day.

-Feel empowered, be independent. -[Karime gasps]

You own your destiny.

-You don't need a man in your life, ma'am. -Pili, rice. Put it in rice, please.

What's going on?

-[gasps] Why? -I'm sorry. I didn't see it coming.

Sorry.

If the rice doesn't help, I'll buy you one.

Hey, you missed out on what Pili said.

Fucking guru! You own your life.

[chuckles] Who cares about the phone?

[voicemail] Leave a message after the tone.

-[voicemail beeps] -[Alex sighs]

Ceci, this is the 39th message I've left you.

Know what? Now I think about it, I should be the one who's offended.

Because you're getting rid of me too easily.

You're treating me as if I was a criminal.

I already apologized.

I love you.

Call me.

Look, I don't know much about these things,

but it seems to me, when you are a dad, you have to sacrifice many things.

Maybe you have to sacrifice Ceci for the kid.

I don't understand her attitude. The thing is…

[Rafa] If you came to me with a kid,

I swear my reaction would be way worse.

Because it's simply not for me.

And maybe it isn't for Ceci either.

She hasn't let me explain anything.

Huh. But you need something else, like…

Haven't you thought about reuniting with your mom after all this time?

Think about it.

[Alex sighs]

[doorbell rings]

[woman] I'm coming!

Hello.

Hi.

Can we come in?

-Yes, of course. Come on in, please. -Thanks.

-[woman] Come in. -Thanks.

-Yes. -[Alan babbles]

[woman] And this baby?

Is he my grandchild?

What's your name, love?

His name is Alan.

And no, he's not your grandchild.

But he could be.

What?

It's a long story.

Do you have time for me or do you have something more important to do?

[chuckles softly] Want some coffee?

[Alex] Look, Mom, maybe you won't understand me

because you were never a very present or attached mother…

[mom sighs]

Well, I do suppose you'll take Ceci's side--

Look, listen.

I know you experienced the situation as if I had abandoned you or left you.

I'm sorry.

Well, I experienced it that way because that's how it was.

My only childhood memory of you is you with a suitcase.

I was a flight attendant.

I had to be wherever my job needed me.

But you couldn't be where I needed you. You didn't even make it to my wedding.

[sighs] Son, I raised you on my own.

I did the best I could. You never wanted for anything.

I wanted you.

[mom] Look,

I don't know what will happen with Ceci, but…

I am your mom.

I want to be with you through this.

Let me help you.

Hmm?

[Alex sighs]

They have to kiss, neither of them is really an actor--

Well, how do you feel? What did you think about?

Did you sleep on it? What have you considered?

Karime, you are super awkward.

-You're the awkward one here. -Um… well…

I've made a decision.

I won't be with a man who thinks I'm selfish.

-[woman] Yeah. Yes. -Yes.

And who's always asking me to work less.

-[woman] Exactly. -Exactly!

And who thinks my worth as a woman depends on me being a mom.

-Right, girl! -[Ceci] Right.

-Fuck him. I'm with you. -Yes.

-I'm the architect of my own destiny. -[woman] Right, who needs him?

-No one! -[Karime] Wait, let's see.

-The hell with him! -[woman] Fuck him!

[Karime] Ceci, you are the architect of your own destiny.

-But I also believe that you-- -Oh, Karime, what now?

She already made her choice. She's happy. What do you think?

-[Ceci] Yes, what do you think? -I don't think anything.

I have no opinion, OK?

I have no opinion, no beliefs. I don't even have thoughts.

I have no brain. My baby ate it.

-[chuckling] What? -[Ceci chuckles]

What did you say?

-My baby ate it. -[continues chuckling] You're so silly.

[cell phone chiming]

I'll be right back.

[Alan giggles]

CECI HONEY

OK now.

Enough.

[sniffles]

Ceci.

-[Ceci sighs] -I'm glad to see you here.

-[sniffles] What is it, Guillermo? -Hey…

[Ceci] Yes.

I checked out your project.

It's good.

It's very well done.

-Thank you. -Congratulations.

Thanks.

Hey, and, well, you do know…

that if you let me help you a bit, you'd do much better, right?

I could introduce you to my suppliers.

And I can make the final figure work.

No, no, thank you, but I'm not interested.

-Are you OK? -[Ceci] Yes, I'm OK.

You seem a little stressed.

Here's a piece of advice.

Don't let your personal life interfere with your job.

I mean, mostly if you are…

A woman.

You're a candidate to be a partner, darling.

[Ceci] Ah.

If the other partners notice this,

they could second-guess you.

-It's a tip. -Thanks.

Asshole.

[sighs]

[tapping keys]

[line ringing]

-Hi. You're finally calling me back. -[Ceci] Alejandro.

I'm just calling to tell you I'll drop by tomorrow at 12:00

to pick up my stuff.

I don't want you to be there. I don't want to see you.

Don't make this harder for me.

-But… -[dial tone beeps]

["Mansong" by Juan Pable Vega playing]

[sighs deeply]

[sighs]

♪ Tienes la manía De mostrar tu mal humor ♪

♪ Con un silencio absurdo ♪

♪ Luego me reprochas En la próxima ocasión ♪

♪ Lo usas como escudo ♪

♪ Tienes la manía de provocar mi orgullo ♪

♪ Y pierdo el control… ♪

-[sighs] -♪ Y hará falta de odiarte un poco ♪

♪ Para amarte un poco más… ♪

[indistinct announcement over PA]

[group chatting indistinctly]

[mom] I don't know what you think, but the adoption paperwork is long.

I have an extra room in my apartment.

It seems you'll sell your apartment,

so you could come live with me.

We'll help Alex take care of the baby,

and I'll take care of you.

-Really? -Thanks, Mom.

Of course. I'm happy to help.

Thanks.

Did you know disposable diapers produce 900,000 tons of trash a year?

I think you should start considering wearing cloth diapers, Alan.

Stop. What's wrong with you?

Leave him alone. He's just a baby. Poor thing.

[Jackie] He'll learn little by little. Babies understand.

[Alex] Yes, but little by little. You'll traumatize him--

[Sylvia] What's going on here?

What is this doing in my office?

I want an explanation right now.

It's just a baby.

Alejandro,

you really seem to want to get fired.

You missed your own campaign's presentation.

You skipped work yesterday and the day before.

I'm not only cutting your productivity bonus, but also--

Hey, I sent you an e-mail explaining I had family issues to resolve.

Didn't you get it?

This is an office.

Family problems don't get solved here.

Look, I had to take care of this baby.

He's going through very rough times. But I've delivered all my work.

I mean, Rafa has been covering for me at the meetings.

I've been there via Skype.

I've been working from home.

Sylvia, please. You should be more tolerant.

-[dog whimpers] -[staff gasps]

[muttering indistinctly]

Tolerant?

I'll have to ask you to go.

[staff groans, gasps]

[Sylvia] Anyone else have anything to say?

-Sylvia-- -No, wait, don't say anything.

[Alan babbles]

[Alex] Let's go, come on.

-What about your stuff? -[dog whimpers]

-[Alex sighs] -[Alan babbles]

Sylvia.

If someone had loved you when you were zero to six years old,

you'd be a better person.

[Alan babbles]

[phone rings]

[Alex] Let's go.

-Be good. Get in your box. -[Sylvia] Get to work!

[Sylvia huffs]

And to think we were all babies once.

[chuckles] God knows what happens later

that makes us complicated and causes us to hurt each other.

It takes a lot to reconcile.

I owe this baby so much.

What's up?

[knocking on door]

What do you want?

Sylvia, I'm here to apologize.

[Sylvia] Take a seat.

Thanks.

[dog growls]

Listen, Sylvia…

I want to apologize for what I told you.

Sometimes, when I get angry, I say things I don't mean.

I'm sorry.

Is that it?

Yes.

OK.

I do know everything you guys say behind my back.

Oh, Sylvia…

Look, since I don't work here anymore,

I'd like to tell you,

I don't know, to be a little less harsh.

Yes, more flexible.

We all have a personal life.

And work usually has a motivation.

And that motivation is family.

I suppose you have a motivation of your own, right?

-Yes, Yecapixtla. -[Yecapixtla whimpers]

Oh, look. Yes.

They say dogs are like family, huh?

I'm sure Yecapixtla, um,

values everything you do for her, and she's deeply thankful to you--

[Sylvia] One…

if I was loved or not as a child, that's none of your business.

[sighs] Sylvia, I know. Forgive me--

Two, If I'm strict, harsh, or whatever the hell I want to be,

that's also not your problem.

OK, yes.

[Sylvia] Three…

your work is impeccable.

I'll reconsider giving you your job back

because you're being up front with me.

OK. Yes.

Life isn't easy, Alex.

You don't always have the life you want

but the life you've been given.

[woman] Well, I don't agree.

You can choose the life you want

because you have a choice. I mean, we all go through stuff,

but in the end, what matters is what you do with it, right?

Is Rafa coming?

-What, didn't he tell you? -[woman] What?

He's going out with a girl from Tinder for the third time.

For the third time?

-Yes. -Another 20-year-old girl.

No, this one is 43 and has a kid.

-Wow! -[Alex] Mm-hmm.

Great. I thought he'd never grow up.

Hey, some of us take more time, but we do change.

Though it would be more fun if you didn't lose people in the process.

-Cecilia is a great girl, huh? -[Alex] Hmm.

-She truly loves you. -You think so?

After all I said?

I know you messed up, but I think you can fix it.

If you proved to her

she doesn't have to give up her life for you to be a dad…

I mean, it's hard.

And you'll need a huge support system,

but you can at least count on us.

[Charlie] Of course.

Thanks. But I don't know.

I would've loved to be there when she got promoted.

-[woman] When? -Today.

-What? Her event? -What the hell are you doing here?

She's being made a partner. Why are you here?

Nothing, respecting her decision to never see me ever again.

Please! How many times have I told you

I never want to see you again when I'm mad?

Twice a week!

Right.

Go! She's the love of your life, isn't she?

-Yes. -[woman] Then don't give up.

-The suit! -[woman] OK.

-Could you watch Alan? -[woman] Sure.

-You've got this. -[woman] Of course.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

Siri, call Ceci.

[Siri] This is what I found about Lexi.

No, call Ceci!

Siri, call Ceci!

[Siri] The number for Cici, Acapulco--

You're useless!

["Baby Me Vuelves Loco" by Guadalupe Plata playing]

♪ Baby, me vuelves loco… ♪

Hey. Are you nervous?

[Ceci] Yes, no. Well, a little.

-You're prepared for this. -You're the fucking boss.

Oh, I'm forgetting it!

[woman] Easy.

I feel like I'm missing something.

Earrings, you need earrings.

No, no…

It's not just the earrings.

♪ Baby, me vuelves loco… ♪

Thanks, buddy.

The keys, sir.

[grunts] Oh, sorry.

Today is my day. I won't let anyone mess with it.

[woman] Exactly.

-Not Guillermo, not Alejandro, no one. -[woman] Yes, girl!

Don't even think about Alejandro. He screwed up.

Well, he didn't screw up that bad. I'm sure he'd love to be here.

-He deserved to be heard. -Kari, bad timing.

The last thing Cecilia needs to hear is about Alejandro.

-You brought him up… -Think…

Hey, hey! Why don't you go save your seats instead?

They could beat you to it.

-Right? -Aren't they already assigned?

-Kari, let's go. -They told me when I came in.

-They said, "Are you a friend of…" -[woman] Yes, I know.

OK.

Today's my day.

Sorry.

Hello.

Excuse me, Cecilia Méndez's room?

-I can't give you the guests' information. -Please! It's urgent.

Really, you don't know…?

Mila! Karime!

Mila!

-[Karime gasps] -[Alex] Where's Ceci?

Where is she?

-Really? -Dude…

Room 206.

OK. Thanks.

-Like a Julia Roberts movie. -[Mila chuckles]

♪ ¡Me vuelves loco! ♪

[panting] Hi.

-No. -[Alex] Honey.

-No, no. -Honey, please. Give me a minute.

Just one. After that, if you want me to, I'll leave.

Please.

One minute.

[Alex] OK.

-OK. -[sighs]

[breathing heavily] Forgive me for all the stupid things I said.

I married you because I love you.

Because I want to spend my whole life with you.

With or without kids?

With or without kids.

But, please, let me explain.

I didn't plan all this.

Alicia, Alan's mom…

has late-stage cancer.

And she has no one to take care of her or the baby.

And I couldn't give the baby to the DIF or to an orphanage.

Sometimes, they reach 18 without being adopted.

When I went to give Alan back,

Alicia fainted.

-[Ceci] What? -I was there. I didn't know what to do.

That's why I took them home. I couldn't just leave them there.

And… And why didn't you ever tell me all of this?

I don't know. I didn't know how. I… I'm sorry.

You know I want to be a dad.

And life is giving me this opportunity.

I don't want to force you into anything or cut your wings,

but look…

What would happen if I was a dad

without forcing you to be a mom?

Would you still be with me?

But how?

Well…

I'd work from home.

I'd take care of Alan 100%.

Of course, under your rules.

Just let me be a dad.

[Ceci sighs]

Honey, I never stopped you from that.

I just asked you to wait.

Alex, I love you.

I want you to fulfill your dreams, but what about everything else?

What about Hong Kong?

-What about-- -Hong Kong.

I'd wait for you for as long as you needed.

[Ceci sighs]

Look, if you want, we can sort this out later.

Right now, your event is what matters.

-OK? -Yes.

Can I stay?

I want to see you shine.

I want to clap for you.

I'm very proud of you.

I put the sharp, fancy suit on. [chuckles]

[Ceci sobs]

[Alex breathes deeply]

-I love you. -And I love you.

[uplifting music playing]

[chuckles, sniffles]

You look so handsome.

[Alex] You look stunning.

[Alex sighs]

-Come on. -Should we?

Let's go, yes.

-Go on, hurry. -[Ceci chuckles]

-Mario, perfect. Take care of this. -Thanks.

Mr. Gonzalo.

-Alejandro, nice to see you. -You too.

-Ready, Ceci? -You bet.

-All right, come on. -[ringtone plays]

[Alex] Hello?

What is it, Mom?

No, I didn't pick up because I was on the highway and had no signal.

What?

OK, I'll call you back.

-Honey. -[Ceci] What happened?

They're taking Alicia to the hospital.

I don't know what will happen, but I have to sign some documents.

-If not, they'll take Alan. -No, no. Go.

-[Alex] What? -Go.

-No, but-- -You must be there, go!

-What about you? I don't want to fail you. -Honey, wait, uh…

I'll fix this.

Mr. Gonzalo.

My husband and I have a family emergency.

Can I please be the first one to do my presentation

so I can go with him? Please.

Of course, Ceci, you've got it. Let me tell Mario.

-Mario-- -Sorry, Ceci.

The first domestic problem comes your way, and you abandon ship?

-Don't do this to us. -Didn't you hear?

Cecilia has a family emergency,

and anyone responsible and committed to their family

is there when needed.

[Ceci] Thank you.

This is like her final exam before the rest of the partners.

This is important for her too, Gonzalo.

No, Guillermo, this is merely a formality to let everyone feel included.

The paperwork for Cecilia to take my place has already been done.

All we need is for her to sign the deed of incorporation.

-[Guillermo] What? -[Gonzalo] Mario!

-What does that mean? -She's the boss.

-Yes? What? -[Karime chuckles]

[Ceci] Did you know?

[Mario] Of course, girl.

Here it is.

[Ceci] Yes, of course.

Take this.

-[Ceci] Yes. -[Alex] Wow.

[pen scratches]

[Gonzalo] Excellent.

Mr. Gonzalo, thank you. Thank you for everything.

Here, keep it.

-No. -Yes, yes.

Go on, solve whatever it is you have to. Go on.

-Thank you. Thanks a lot. -Perfect.

-Congratulations, honey. -[group laughs]

-[Ceci] Let's go. -Let's go.

-[Ceci] No. -What?

-[Ceci] Love, give me a second. -OK.

-Wait for me. -Yes.

[sighs] Guillermo.

Is your CV up to date?

-Always. -[Ceci] Great.

Because, as the new partner,

I will not allow a corrupt, misogynistic creep like you in my company.

So, you can start sending your CV to other companies.

Mr. Gonzalo, thanks for everything.

-Go on. Resolve your issue. -[Guillermo laughs]

You see how you give a woman a bit of power and she goes crazy?

What's wrong with her?

What are you going to do?

You won't let her get her way.

Gonzalo, you're not thinking with your head, man.

[chuckling] No, Guillermo.

I'm not the boss anymore.

Although you see me here…

suited up, I'm actually in the Bahamas drinking margaritas with my wife,

in my bathing suit, sunbathing.

Wow, it's wonderful!

Excuse me.

A toast to Cecilia.

[indistinct chattering]

[monitor beeping]

[Alex sighs]

You're still here.

Yes, of course.

-We're still here. -We're here.

Want anything? I'll go downstairs to see how Alan and my mom are.

-Some water. -[Alex] OK.

-You, honey? -No.

-Nothing? -Well, bring me some coffee.

OK.

-Thanks, love. -Yes.

[Ceci sighs]

[door opens, closes]

Hey, I didn't tell you before…

[gentle music playing]

…but I'll take good care of Alan.

I'll play a lot with him and I'll love him a lot…

while you get better. Hmm?

Thank you so much.

[Ceci] Thank you.

Tell him I love him, OK?

I'll tell him every day.

[chuckles, sniffles] And so will you.

[Alicia sighs deeply]

2002–2020 LOVING MOTHER

[kisses]

-["TQM" playing] -♪ Úsame cuando tu estado de ánimo ♪

♪ No esté muy bien ♪

♪ Llévame por todos lados Y cuando estés mejor, olvídame ♪

♪ Dile a todas tus amigas… ♪

Can you believe Sylvia's opening a breastfeeding spot in the office?

-No. -Yes!

Wow.

Well, she also got sad when I said I was leaving the agency.

-[Ceci] Why? What did you say? -I told her the truth.

That I'd go back to work on animation, but from home,

in order to take care of my baby.

Well, I also said I'd send her postcards

and dumplings from Hong Kong.

-[Ceci] Honey. -Yes.

Please don't joke about this. I mean it.

I can't stand thinking about all the time we'll be apart.

Don't joke about this.

If you'll take us, we'll go with you.

[Ceci] Alex, stop it!

Really, honey, it's not funny. I mean it.

From here to China.

[squeals]

What?

-[gasps] They say Hong Kong! -Yes, of course they do.

-Shall we? -Yes!

[squeals, grunts excitedly]

[Alex chuckles]

We're going to Hong Kong, Alan!

-[shushes] -[muffled giggling]

-Alan, we're all going to Hong Kong! -We're all going.

-We're all going to Hong Kong! -Yes, we are.

-I love you. -I love you too.

["TQM" by Little Jesus feat. Elsa y Elmar & Ximena Sariñana continues playing]

♪ Estoy tratando de ocultarlo ♪

♪ Que no puedo controlarlo ♪

♪ Me controla a mí No me deja ver lo simple que puede ser ♪

♪ Todo el tiempo estoy pensando ♪

♪ En el peor de los casos ♪

♪ Y a veces no me puedo contener ♪

♪ Dime, ¿qué debo hacer? ♪

♪ Solo te quiero Para que me digas lo que ya sé de mí ♪

[vocalizing]

[dramatic music playing]