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Hello! Welcome to Top Gear.
We're back, everybody!
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And, as you can see, things are
a little bit different.
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For starters, BBC One.
We're in the big leagues now.
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But we've gone bigger,
we've gone roomier,
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we've gone full Glastonbury. Let's
be honest, jamming 6oO people
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into an aircraft hangar,
not such a good idea at the moment.
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So, we picked up our studio
and moved it outside.
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Yes, we have.
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Look at our audience, they've all
come in their very own cars,
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and there's some absolute
beauties out there.
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We've got our very own Top Gear
drive-in, everybody!
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Let's hear the honkers!
Honk those horns!
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That is loud!
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Enough!
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Sounds like downtown Mumbai,
doesn't it?
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No wonder the neighbours hate us.
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Don't worry, we've still been up
to our usual mischief.
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Doing stupid stuff in cars.
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I n the case of you two,
mostly crashing cars.
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Not talking about that just yet.
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Here's what we've got lined
up this series.
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New Sensation
by INXS
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Here we go!
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1t doesn't get much better than this.
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♪ Live, baby, live... ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Now that the day is over... ♪
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Paddy, it's electric!
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We're going to get electrocuted!
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You are such a wally!
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Whoa!
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♪ In perfect moments... ♪
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Woohoo!
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The thing is an absolute missile!
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This is what hire cars are for.
Whoa!
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♪ Sleep, baby, sleep... ♪
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We're supposed to be looking
after these!
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It's a tough little bugger, this.
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♪ And the sun comes... ♪
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Why do they call it the wall of death?
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What the...!
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No, no, no, no!
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Come on, Honda.
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I've been left for dead
by a comedian and a cricketer!
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I am flying!
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I can't push my foot any further!
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I'm giving it beans!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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How did they get this through
health and safety?
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I think it's a BBC One thing.
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Bit more leeway with the old
health and safety.
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It's a prototype!
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♪ New sensation... ♪
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All that coming up
over the next five weeks.
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But, first, cast your mind back
to the start of 2o2o, before
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Covid -19, before social distancing,
a time of wonder, a time of joy.
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A time where you could
get your hands on a toilet roll.
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A different time, Pad,
the good old days
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before joe Wicks and all the lunges.
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Nobody needs that in the morning.
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We were trying to figure out
how do we kick off our first
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show on BBC One?
I mean, it's BBC One, lads.
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We could have gone anywhere,
driven anything.
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Supercars on the Italian Riviera,
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classic muscle cars
around the Wild West.
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But the producer decided
we should start out by tackling...
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company cars. Brilliant.
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Fantastic. So, they lined up
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three of the most exciting
new company cars
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and told us to meet them...
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in Bolton.
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A thorough test of three
new company cars.
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Yes, for once,
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we had a proper,
grown-up bit of work to do.
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And, better still...
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the producers had laid on
three of the absolute best
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in the business for us
to get to grips with.
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The all-electric Tesla Model 3
long - range...
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the hybrid - powered BMW 330e,
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and the hybrid - powered Volvo S60.
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The only question was...
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what were they doing in Bolton?
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Welcome to Fantasy Island!
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You never told me it was so grand.
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So, this place, home to many
an iconic TV show.
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Give you a clue...
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Crimewatch?
By order of the Peaky Blinders.
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Peaky Blinders. I got that, Paddy.
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It was just the accent
I was struggling with.
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Ey up! There's a challenge here.
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Shall we have a look?
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"Welcome to Bolton!"
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"Twinned with Le 'mons',
famed for its..."
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Stop, stop, stop. Le "mon".
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There's no S on Le Mans.
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"Welcome to Bolton, twins with..."
Twins? Welcome to Bolton?
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"Twinned with Le Mans, famed
for its 24-hour endurance race.
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"You will now compete
in your own endurance test.
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"24 hours without
leaving your company cars."
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In Bolton?
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24 hours in the car...
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In Bolton.
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So, the immediate question is...
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Did you have a poo this morning?
No. Did you? No.
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I know what I want out of these.
Go on, then.
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This is all right, S60 Volvo.
Comfort. Volvo, it's 24 hours!
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Take it.
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I've already driven one of these
and it's got the most
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uncomfortable driver's seat of all
time, so I'm going to have this one.
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So, I'm stuck with the most
important car of the decade.
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Come on, let me show you the sights!
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I still don't know where we poo.
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CAR CHiMES
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Start.
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CAR CHiMES
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This is going to be a long 24 hours.
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It won't start!
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What a weapon!
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I can't start it. Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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The Oracle!
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This man was born in a tin of WD-40.
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I 'm embarrassed for him.
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His first toy was a clutch.
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We're on. Oh, he's started it.
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So, our 24-hour challenge...
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began.
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Through the famous arches
and we're off!
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And while Harris and his Beemer
were off to a rocky start...
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Oh, don't you start.
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I had picked myself a belter.
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Well it's smooth, this.
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Oh! Heated steering wheel
how good is that?
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Heated seats.
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These 24 hours
are going to fly by in this car.
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I spend a lot of my life
sitting in a car, so the thought
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of spending 24 hours in a car
isn't actually that horrific.
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And I've got a couple of things
going for me here.
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I think this might be
the roomiest car of the three.
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I also have the bladder of
a large camel.
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I think I'm in good shape.
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Whoa, that's lively!
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Just come out of that junction,
put your foot down,
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and this thing, blimey!
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I 'm finding that in the Volvo
as well which I didn't expect.
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It's a sign of the changing times
that I'm in the BMW, the one people
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assume would be the fastest,
and it's comfortably the slowest.
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What bhp is that BMW?
288. That is mad, isn't it?
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The Tesla 3 is 500 bhp!
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I 've got 400 in a hybrid Volvo.
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That's crazy!
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N ice Tesla, mate!
Thank you.
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"Nice Tesla, mate."
That's the youth talking.
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Can't believe the weather. I thought
it was always miserable up here.
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It's beautiful! It's balmy.
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God's country, Chris.
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That'd be Lancashire, not Greater
Manchester. This is Lancashire.
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The boundary's moved. it was
Lancashire but not any more, Paddy.
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You don't just move a boundary.
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It's the Red Rose county!
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It's Greater Manchester!
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Google it on your massive iPad
in your Tesla!
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I am a Boltonian
and I'm a proud Lancast-arian.
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Lancast-arian!
Unfortunately, you're a Manc.
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Bollocks!
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Sadly, Flintoff had gone too far
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because, with plenty of time to
kill McGuinness now insisted
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on showing us what a proper local
he was with a guided tour.
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Right, are we ready?
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This pub, the Griffin, lads,
my mother used to work
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behind the bar in here, and it was
known as the roughest pub in Bolton.
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Many a man I've seen lose
a tooth in there.
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Happy days.
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Oh, now, this is where
I used to work, down here.
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I was a semiskilled fitter,
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and it was at a plant machinery
place called Vibroplant.
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Here it is!
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I 've stopped to look at
a boarded-up window, Chris.
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Is this the extent of the tour?
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And this place here used to be
called Tilcon,
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this concrete plant.
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I 'm not bothered!
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I swapped a Vauxhall Cavalier
for a Montego with a guy who was
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a manager here called Ken.
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He had a home-made tattoo
on his chest of Bruce Lee.
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But life in Bolton wasn't all
pub fights, industrial units,
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and chest tattoos.
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Oh, no. I 'd saved
the best till last.
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This is it, boys,
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the street I grew up on, Auburn Street.
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Here we go!
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Whoa! Number 26 Auburn Street!
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Man!
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This house here with
the white door was where
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I was brought up from being a baby.
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It's a council house, it was back then,
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but, as the years went on,
we moved out of the council house
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and moved to
a housing association house.
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And I'm going to take you now to
when we started living the dream.
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And that's here. Number 3o.
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That's where we started
living the dream.
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To be honest, I can't believe
they've not got a blue plaque up.
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But, you know... Fred. Yes, Chris?
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Do you think Pad could do
this one on his own?
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My darling brother! How are you,
brother? Good to see you, man.
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How are you, man?
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Look at this. I love you, bro.
We grew up together, didntt we?
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We grew up together. Yeah, and his
mum used to shout t' Patrick! t'
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And everybody would run
home as well. Good to see you, man.
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I'm made up I've seen you. No, no...
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Much as I hate to admit it,
it's quite joyous watching Paddy
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come home because they love him here.
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I can't believe I'm seeing you.
How's the family? OK? Oh, yeah.
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At least they love him somewhere.
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With the McGuinness
mystery tour concluded,
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and, if nothing else, a useful
chunk of the day used up,
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it was time to get back to
the practicalities of our challenge.
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Has anyone else got one of these
Shewees in the car? A what?
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Could you repeat that,
please?
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Yeah, I 'm just looking at mine
now but...
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how does that help you
with a number two?
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Oh, yeah, might be tricky
squeezing that down a pipe.
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Lads, just a thought, if we're
spending 24 hours in these cars,
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we're going to need supplies.
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Any thoughts on where to go, Pad?
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Yeah, I have got the place.
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And that place is...
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Bolton Market.
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Purveyors of everything you might
need for 24 hours in your car.
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Oh, bedding, there, I can see it.
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Have you got bedding? plenty, mate!
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Lovely! Right, firstly,
what togs do you do?
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18 and *** and 15.
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Give us a 15 and two pillows.
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That'll keep you warm, won't it?
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15 tog. 15 tog. Bounce-back soft
pillows. Bounce-back soft!
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Get them in the back.
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Can I get two pillows and a duvet?
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Thank you.
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Can you get me two pillows and a duvet?
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Look at that, that's service!
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The white tiger, the leopard,
give Chris Harris the unicorn.
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Oh, Paddy, can I have the unicorn?
Fred will have the unicorn.
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Paddy! Yeah?
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Bog roll.
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Stocked up with everything we needed...
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next, it was time
for a spot of lunch...
248
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Margaret!
249
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From one of Bolton's finest eateries.
250
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:44,027
Good to see you!
251
00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:47,797
Can we have a lightly battered
and mushy peas for Fred,
252
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:49,717
and a couple of pickled eggs for Chris?
253
00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:50,747
Right.
254
00:13:52,388 --> 00:13:53,737
This is good.
255
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:57,388
I tell you, I'm enjoying
not getting out of the car.
256
00:13:57,388 --> 00:14:00,187
I am, but I 've got
a bit of an issue now, Paddy.
257
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,277
I might have to try the
Shewee at an opportune moment.
258
00:14:05,357 --> 00:14:07,717
And you see, that is
the beauty of Bolton.
259
00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:11,737
Whatever you need,
she's got you covered.
260
00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:16,508
I ncluding a tranquil spot
on the outskirts of town,
261
00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:19,037
should you need a bit of privacy.
262
00:14:19,037 --> 00:14:22,667
Where are we going now?
Lovers' Lane.
263
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,437
Is that its official title
or something you gave it?
264
00:14:25,437 --> 00:14:28,227
You don't want to know its official
title, not on the BBC.
265
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,597
Tell you what, Fred... Yeah?
266
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:35,017
This Greater Manchester place
is lovely.
267
00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:39,467
You can see its capital right over
there in the distance to the right.
268
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,027
Actual Manchester.
269
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:44,027
You've got Greater Manchester
and now if you turn around
270
00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:46,907
and look the other way,
you'll see God's Country, Preston.
271
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:50,187
This is Lancashire.
272
00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:54,547
And this...
273
00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:56,227
is Lovers' Lane.
274
00:14:56,227 --> 00:15:00,977
Here we go, boys. Teenage dreams
were made up here.
275
00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:02,737
The mind boggles.
276
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,538
I am going in, lads, I 'm going in!
277
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:10,547
LiQUID TRiCKLES
278
00:15:10,547 --> 00:15:12,077
I 'm doing it, I 'm doing it!
279
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,837
How is it? Oh... heaven.
280
00:15:14,837 --> 00:15:16,107
Oh...
281
00:15:17,597 --> 00:15:19,388
Oh... i 've missed it!
282
00:15:20,737 --> 00:15:22,157
No!
283
00:15:23,268 --> 00:15:24,877
I 've done it all over my pants.
284
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,687
No, no, don't.
285
00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:31,107
Oh, no, no, you dirty...
286
00:15:31,107 --> 00:15:32,737
You can't touch the floor.
287
00:15:32,737 --> 00:15:35,487
I 'm not touching t'floor,
I want to get some sun on me pants.
288
00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:38,298
How bad is it? For Christ's sake!
289
00:15:38,298 --> 00:15:41,027
Who did this? it started leaking.
290
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,497
I'm not a doctor...
My windscreen wipers are on!
291
00:15:43,497 --> 00:15:45,337
Fred! No!
292
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:50,967
Now, at this point...
I don't know what to do!
293
00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:54,817
The producers decided
that our company car review
294
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:57,288
had started to wander off-course.
295
00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:00,418
Get off, you dirty git!
296
00:16:02,937 --> 00:16:06,288
So, they told us to head straight
to a nearby racetrack
297
00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:07,497
for a proper test.
298
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:11,987
And insisted that, on the way,
we - to use their words -
299
00:16:11,987 --> 00:16:14,257
grow up and talk about the cars.
300
00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:22,837
OK, this thing doesn't feel like
a BMW to me. I am a huge BMW fan.
301
00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:24,197
When I get in them,
302
00:16:24,197 --> 00:16:27,707
I feel the BMW DNA because
they feel like drivers' cars.
303
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,518
But, in going hybrid,
304
00:16:30,518 --> 00:16:34,347
it feels like this 3 series
has slightly lost its way.
305
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:39,518
The steering's very light,
the cabin's unfamiliar.
306
00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:43,677
And, I have to say, after the Tesla,
does look complicated and dated.
307
00:16:43,677 --> 00:16:46,247
And there's nothing
really special about it.
308
00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:50,757
As tested,
this is a nick under ♪5o, ooo.
309
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:56,557
And for about the same money,
you could have the S6o.
310
00:16:56,557 --> 00:17:00,907
Not on♪ are its heated seats great
for drying out the odd spillage...
311
00:17:00,907 --> 00:17:05,047
it's a♪o quicker and more
powerful than Harris' Beemer.
312
00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:09,557
But, because it's a Vo♪o,
it doesn't shout about it.
313
00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:14,057
There's no big spoilers, there's no
big whee♪ and flared arches.
314
00:17:14,057 --> 00:17:18,207
Vo♪o tend to do their own
relaxed, Scandinavian thing.
315
00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:21,247
It's comfortable, it's safe.
It's solid.
316
00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:23,327
Which is all well and good.
317
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:26,288
But if you're looking for something
to really surprise you,
318
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,777
the Model 3...
319
00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:32,197
is the one you want.
320
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,807
I've been in the car
a good few hours now,
321
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,607
and I've got to tell you...
322
00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:40,677
I really like it.
323
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,997
It's SO quick,
324
00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:45,917
lovely to drive, comfortable,
325
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:49,967
the range has held up well -
322 miles on a full charge.
326
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:53,557
If I was a salesperson travelling
up and down the motorways
327
00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:57,557
of the U K, this car would be
a no-brainer for me.
328
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:04,877
With the producers appeased
by some proper road testing
329
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:08,247
and already well over
seven hours into our challenge,
330
00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:11,117
soon we arrived at the
Three Sisters go-kart track,
331
00:18:11,117 --> 00:18:15,427
ready to take on a serious
company car test.
332
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:19,197
Thank you.
333
00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:21,737
Challenge, boys.
334
00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:24,398
"Time for a team-building exercise.
335
00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:26,687
"To see how your company cars
handle company,
336
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:29,677
"you will see who can do the fastest
lap of the track...
337
00:18:30,997 --> 00:18:34,497
"with your colleagues on board."
Oh, we're in together. That's nice.
338
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:39,477
Not really because the rules
of our 24-hour challenge stated
339
00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:42,577
we couldn't set foot
outside of our cars.
340
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:47,477
It meant for this test, first,
we'd have to clamber between them.
341
00:18:47,477 --> 00:18:49,077
There's wee on those!
342
00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:51,037
Fred! No!
343
00:18:51,037 --> 00:18:53,337
I 'm in! Have you got your helmet?
344
00:18:53,337 --> 00:18:54,907
I 've got my helmet.
345
00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:59,117
Oh, God.
346
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,317
Oh, tell you what,
it's good to have a stretch.
347
00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:04,597
HE GROANS WiTH SATiSFACTioN
348
00:19:04,597 --> 00:19:06,687
Oi, oi, oi! don't do that!
You'll go through it!
349
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:10,837
I'm just going to put my foot
on your car. Do not move.
350
00:19:10,837 --> 00:19:12,557
Move off, go on. Wait, wait, wait.
351
00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,507
Now, go on.
352
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,787
That's it...
353
00:19:20,677 --> 00:19:22,557
You've got the central...
354
00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:24,837
Open the door, you clown!
355
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,967
I'm in. Hello, Paddy.
Nice of you to join.
356
00:19:31,507 --> 00:19:35,517
So, two laps each of Three Sisters'
tight, challenging circuit,
357
00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:39,997
and first to lay down the company
car benchmark was the 33oe.
358
00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:42,557
Get off!
359
00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:45,797
it's team bonding, this.
360
00:19:45,797 --> 00:19:48,158
I 've not done anything!
361
00:19:48,158 --> 00:19:50,408
Stop being jumpy. Right, just...
362
00:19:50,408 --> 00:19:52,997
What? Right, stop that!
363
00:19:52,997 --> 00:19:55,637
Are you ready? Yes. Three...
364
00:19:55,637 --> 00:19:57,767
two, one, go! Go, go, go!
365
00:20:00,687 --> 00:20:02,487
Oh, he's having a go!
366
00:20:02,487 --> 00:20:04,847
We will crash!
We will... We will crash!
367
00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:09,557
Trying to get you comfy!
We will crash!
368
00:20:09,557 --> 00:20:11,517
Somewhere to put your head!
369
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:14,047
Lads, we will crash if you do that.
370
00:20:15,687 --> 00:20:17,507
What are you doing?
371
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:20,557
I'm going to have to make
him safe. Get that, lad.
372
00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:23,327
I am going to trump, mate,
what BLEEP are you doing?
373
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:28,077
Oh, you pressed
the stopwatch as wel♪ Paddy.
374
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:30,007
The stopwatch has stopped.
375
00:20:31,077 --> 00:20:32,867
Start again, Chris.
376
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,797
Right, stop it.
377
00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:38,437
Why are you doing that to me?
This is team bonding!
378
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,677
It's not me, it's him in the back.
379
00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:43,207
You put a duvet in front of my face!
380
00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:49,437
Once the board meeting... wrapped
up... it was time for another go.
381
00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:54,168
Have a minute, Chris, you're
a racing driver. Three, two, one...
382
00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:55,687
Go.
383
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:01,717
Put your window up, Paddy!
Put your window up!
384
00:21:05,327 --> 00:21:08,847
Why have you got your window down?
Put your...!
385
00:21:10,087 --> 00:21:11,877
Me blanket's gone!
386
00:21:11,877 --> 00:21:13,717
Oi, that's my duvet for tonight!
387
00:21:13,717 --> 00:21:15,927
Your pillow's been sucked out the back!
388
00:21:15,927 --> 00:21:17,607
Oh, no!
389
00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:19,927
Oh, no!
390
00:21:19,927 --> 00:21:22,637
Oh, my word! We've lost the duvet!
391
00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:24,717
Come on, Chris!
392
00:21:26,157 --> 00:21:29,057
You two are a pair... You are...
Go on, Harris!
393
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,597
Now be carefu♪ there
might be a duvet on the track!
394
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,168
Hold on, there's another pillow!
That's my pillow!
395
00:21:39,727 --> 00:21:41,867
That is my pillow!
396
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,687
Give it a go, this is the turn!
397
00:21:43,687 --> 00:21:45,807
Oh, God!
398
00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:47,487
Geez! I mean, quite frankly, how are
399
00:21:47,487 --> 00:21:49,367
we supposed to do a business meeting...
400
00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:51,727
This is team bonding.
..when you're driving like that?
401
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,207
Why are you driving like a berk?
402
00:21:54,207 --> 00:21:57,727
What was the time? ':4'. Dead.
403
00:21:57,727 --> 00:21:59,687
Lovely time, Christopher.
404
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,727
I'm speechless at your behaviour,
you two.
405
00:22:01,727 --> 00:22:03,807
PADDY BURPS What?
406
00:22:03,807 --> 00:22:07,367
With the benchmark set,
despite my imbecile colleagues,
407
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:10,527
next to take the wheel was Flintoff.
408
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:13,408
What's going on? He's going
out the roof, isn't he? Oh...
409
00:22:13,408 --> 00:22:15,447
Yeah, and no bagging.
410
00:22:15,447 --> 00:22:18,847
So you're really going out the
roof, are you, Fred? No, not now!
411
00:22:24,207 --> 00:22:27,057
Oh, that's not nice!
I can't get out!
412
00:22:27,057 --> 00:22:28,727
That's not nice!
413
00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:41,217
And with another important
board meeting concluded...
414
00:22:41,217 --> 00:22:45,207
I can't handle this!
Oh, I'm crying here!
415
00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:48,207
We eventually
clambered aboard the Volvo.
416
00:22:48,207 --> 00:22:52,877
Where it was time to see what
Flintoff could do with 4oO horsepower.
417
00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,247
Hold out, Paddy,
the rug's coming off. Oh, no!
418
00:22:57,247 --> 00:22:59,837
Oh, no, no, no! No-one needs that.
419
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:04,028
Flintoff, don't crash, all right?
Three, two, one...
420
00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:06,087
Go. Here we go.
421
00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:08,967
Ooh, right, don't overcook it
here because the next one,
422
00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:10,957
you've got to... Right. Ooh...
423
00:23:12,527 --> 00:23:14,677
It's got some dough, hasn't it?
424
00:23:14,677 --> 00:23:17,497
That's too fast, be carefu ♪
be careful. Easy, Chris.
425
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,637
This is quicker than mine,
this is fast!
426
00:23:24,927 --> 00:23:27,048
Don't overcook this one.
What's wrong?
427
00:23:28,497 --> 00:23:30,887
Look at the brakes.
He's not even hit 'em!
428
00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:34,927
Oh, God! Oh, God! We're over.
429
00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:37,377
Use the track! Use the track!
430
00:23:37,377 --> 00:23:39,597
Hold on, Fred...!
431
00:23:39,597 --> 00:23:41,527
Chris, stop it, you're...
432
00:23:41,527 --> 00:23:44,007
Chris, you're making me...
I'm going to have to have a drink.
433
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,377
Oh, my God! What are you doing?
I'm covered in piss 'n' Coke now!
434
00:23:47,377 --> 00:23:50,847
Piss 'n' Coke,
it's like being in the '9os again.
435
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,847
I want this to end!
I want this to end!
436
00:23:53,847 --> 00:23:55,957
The Coke's running down my back!
437
00:23:58,447 --> 00:24:01,367
Slow down, Fred, that's way too quick!
438
00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:02,807
Oh, no!
439
00:24:04,038 --> 00:24:05,097
Oh, no, here we go!
440
00:24:05,097 --> 00:24:08,367
Oh, my God! He's caught it.
441
00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:10,217
Fred. What? That is massive damage.
442
00:24:14,727 --> 00:24:16,017
And over the line.
443
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:19,407
I don't think we're buying a Volvo.
444
00:24:19,407 --> 00:24:22,887
It's all right. It's right, that.
That's fine.
445
00:24:22,887 --> 00:24:24,807
It definitely wasn't.
446
00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:27,887
Not only had Flintoff finished
a full five seconds slower
447
00:24:27,887 --> 00:24:30,317
than my much less powerful BMW...
448
00:24:30,317 --> 00:24:31,807
I can't get in. I'm stuck.
449
00:24:34,527 --> 00:24:36,527
He'd spent the extra time
450
00:24:36,527 --> 00:24:39,577
completely trashing
a whole side of his S6o.
451
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,367
That's push out, that.
452
00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:45,298
All of which meant
the boardroom door was now
453
00:24:45,298 --> 00:24:48,567
well and truly open
for McGuinness and his Tesla.
454
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,207
Three, two, one, go!
455
00:24:57,857 --> 00:24:59,847
Easy, Paddy.
456
00:24:59,847 --> 00:25:03,017
Paddy, too fast, too fast,
too fast! Shut up.
457
00:25:03,017 --> 00:25:05,087
I don't like this at all.
Me neither.
458
00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:08,647
Has he got any idea...?
It's too fast, this car, for you.
459
00:25:08,647 --> 00:25:10,407
He's too fast!
460
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,577
You're going to be
going so fast at the end.
461
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:15,767
You've got to brake. Shut up!
462
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,038
Brake, brake, brake, brake! Not yet.
463
00:25:24,168 --> 00:25:26,217
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
464
00:25:26,217 --> 00:25:29,127
TYRES SCREECH There we go.
465
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:35,737
Bloody hell fire, Paddy.
This is a good lap. This is quick.
466
00:25:35,737 --> 00:25:38,457
Oh, you're off here.
467
00:25:38,457 --> 00:25:42,527
Don't worry. I am worried, Paddy.
Don't tell me not to worry!
468
00:25:42,527 --> 00:25:43,587
I 'm very worried!
469
00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:46,967
And brake hard, brake hard!
470
00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:49,407
All right, lads!
Lads, it's all right!
471
00:25:51,407 --> 00:25:54,298
This is fast. I reckon this is
going to be the winning one.
472
00:25:58,737 --> 00:26:01,127
There we are.
473
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,197
What was that, Fred?
Oh, it was horrible.
474
00:26:05,487 --> 00:26:08,727
Geez, that's a fast car.
But it handles as wel♪ doesn't it?
475
00:26:08,727 --> 00:26:12,407
It comes out the corners incredibly well.
What did you get, Chris? 1:41.
476
00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:15,847
4' dead. You got ':4'.'9.
477
00:26:17,737 --> 00:26:19,687
Two tenths off, Paddy! So close!
478
00:26:19,687 --> 00:26:21,887
Not bad for a stand - up comedian,
I'll give you that.
479
00:26:21,887 --> 00:26:24,178
Oh, my God, get off.
480
00:26:24,178 --> 00:26:26,178
We're going to a business meeting now.
481
00:26:26,178 --> 00:26:27,847
And we're not going in the Volvo.
482
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,967
Who's going to hire us
if we turn up in a crashed car?
483
00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:33,257
Will you stop it, please?
484
00:26:33,257 --> 00:26:35,097
The man from Vo♪o's just over there.
485
00:26:37,207 --> 00:26:40,308
So, our first proper
company car test was over,
486
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:44,557
and while Harris and his Beemer
had just beaten my Tesla to the win,
487
00:26:44,557 --> 00:26:48,767
it's fair to say team Volvo
had had a bumpy ride.
488
00:26:48,767 --> 00:26:50,247
I feel bad about that.
489
00:26:50,247 --> 00:26:52,657
I feel bad for that.
It's too good a car for that.
490
00:26:54,097 --> 00:26:57,327
On the plus side, though,
Flintoff's trousers had dried out...
491
00:26:58,377 --> 00:27:00,607
Oh, that's better.
492
00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:02,337
And after his success on the track,
493
00:27:02,337 --> 00:27:05,337
Harris was just starting
to warm to his car.
494
00:27:06,487 --> 00:27:08,887
- Kind of.
- What can I help you with?
495
00:27:08,887 --> 00:27:12,977
What you can do is just
be quiet for ever.
496
00:27:16,127 --> 00:27:20,737
We were closing in on the ha♪way
mark of our 24-hour challenge.
497
00:27:20,737 --> 00:27:23,407
And, keen to keep up
the serious company car testing,
498
00:27:23,407 --> 00:27:28,127
at a nearby petrol station,
the producers told us to fill up
499
00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:32,217
to see what our busy day
on the road had cost us.
500
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,847
Oh!
501
00:27:33,847 --> 00:27:37,207
This would be a lot easier
if I could touch the floor.
502
00:27:37,207 --> 00:27:40,657
We're in. It's a waiting game now.
503
00:27:40,657 --> 00:27:43,807
Have you finished? Yeah.
504
00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:46,267
17 quid. '7?
505
00:27:47,997 --> 00:27:49,667
I 've put in... ♪'9.28.
506
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,207
Can't argue with it.
507
00:27:51,207 --> 00:27:55,287
Of course, this is the point
where normally the electric car
508
00:27:55,287 --> 00:27:58,337
comes a cropper.
How long is this going to take?
509
00:27:58,337 --> 00:28:03,058
Probably about 25 minutes.
Are you pulling my leg?
510
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,497
It's always going to be
the cheapest to fill up.
511
00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:09,178
It's just that waiting for it to
charge has always been
512
00:28:09,178 --> 00:28:12,058
unbelievably dull.
513
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,817
I'm getting thoroughly bored now.
514
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:17,857
Having said that, this is a Tesla.
515
00:28:17,857 --> 00:28:21,487
Hang on, lads. I've found something.
516
00:28:21,487 --> 00:28:25,017
I've found a karaoke machine in my car.
517
00:28:25,017 --> 00:28:29,158
Hey, Paddy. I 'm a♪ays up
for karaoke. Climb through, get in.
518
00:28:31,087 --> 00:28:32,908
All right.
519
00:28:32,908 --> 00:28:33,987
Here we go.
520
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:39,928
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey!
521
00:28:41,497 --> 00:28:43,627
♪ Oooh...
522
00:28:44,908 --> 00:28:47,097
♪ Whoa!
523
00:28:47,097 --> 00:28:49,257
♪ Don't you
524
00:28:49,257 --> 00:28:51,317
♪ Forget about me
525
00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:55,267
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't... ♪
526
00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,217
Now we're living!
527
00:28:57,217 --> 00:28:59,198
Paddy, I 'm just going to
say one thing.
528
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:04,407
I 'm going to buy one of these
cars on the strength of that!
529
00:29:04,407 --> 00:29:07,457
Do you want a singsong? Do you want
to sing along to the karaoke?
530
00:29:07,457 --> 00:29:09,567
Come and get yourse♪ around the car!
531
00:29:11,287 --> 00:29:13,457
♪ Reaching out... ♪
532
00:29:13,457 --> 00:29:14,727
Everybody get ready!
533
00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:17,317
♪ Touching me
534
00:29:17,317 --> 00:29:19,517
♪ Touching you... ♪
535
00:29:19,517 --> 00:29:22,178
Everybody!
536
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:24,967
♪ Sweet Caroline
537
00:29:24,967 --> 00:29:26,928
♪ Do, do, do
538
00:29:26,928 --> 00:29:30,257
♪ Good times never seemed so good
539
00:29:30,257 --> 00:29:32,077
♪ So good! So good! So good!
540
00:29:33,567 --> 00:29:36,537
♪ I 've been inclined... ♪
541
00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:44,567
♪ To believe
they never would, no, no... ♪
542
00:29:46,527 --> 00:29:48,717
Oh, dear, Paddy, what are we doing?
543
00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:51,407
A karaoke machine in a car.
544
00:29:51,407 --> 00:29:53,767
All that's missing
is a fruit machine in the boot
545
00:29:53,767 --> 00:29:55,367
and I'm going nowhere.
546
00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:57,847
And also, as wel ♪
how weird was that having people
547
00:29:57,847 --> 00:29:59,048
so close to you in the car.
548
00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:00,997
That was literally
the start of this year, that.
549
00:30:00,997 --> 00:30:02,928
Some things never change, though.
550
00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:06,918
Ha♪way through the first show of a
new series, Flintoff's had a crash.
551
00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:09,847
I blame you two putting me off.
I'm trying to drive, and you're,
552
00:30:09,847 --> 00:30:12,928
"Oh, mind the tyres, mind
the tyres!" just let me drive!
553
00:30:12,928 --> 00:30:15,257
The trouble is, you didn't
mind the tyres, you hit 'em.
554
00:30:15,257 --> 00:30:17,287
No, I kissed them.
555
00:30:17,287 --> 00:30:19,897
Why would you put them there
if you're not meant to use them?
556
00:30:19,897 --> 00:30:23,847
Just nip back on. All right,
I admit it, it's not a good start.
557
00:30:23,847 --> 00:30:27,657
Half hour in on BBC One, I 've
dented a car, I've wet my pants...
558
00:30:29,357 --> 00:30:33,327
At this rate, they're going to send
us back to BBC Two, aren't they?
559
00:30:33,327 --> 00:30:34,928
Geez!
560
00:30:34,928 --> 00:30:37,327
Now, there's a new
top-of-the-range Ferrari out,
561
00:30:37,327 --> 00:30:39,757
and frankly, there was
Only one person for the job.
562
00:30:39,757 --> 00:30:42,077
Someone who just loves driving.
563
00:30:42,077 --> 00:30:46,127
Someone who will stop at nothing
to get behind the wheel.
564
00:30:46,127 --> 00:30:48,557
Sadly, Dominic Cummings
wasn't available.
565
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:52,697
Too soon. Too soon.
566
00:30:53,717 --> 00:30:56,527
So we sent Chris Harris instead.
How's your eyesight?
567
00:30:56,527 --> 00:30:57,808
Is it all right?
568
00:31:01,367 --> 00:31:03,567
OPERA Si NGi NG
569
00:31:14,487 --> 00:31:17,287
This is the Ferrari SF9o.
570
00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:24,197
At ♪4oO, ooo, it isn't the most
expensive Ferrari ever made,
571
00:31:24,197 --> 00:31:26,897
but it is definitely
the most complicated.
572
00:31:29,537 --> 00:31:34,277
Because as well as the four-litre,
twin-turbo V8 you'd expect,
573
00:31:34,277 --> 00:31:38,077
it also has no fewer than
three electric motors
574
00:31:38,077 --> 00:31:39,967
and four-wheel drive.
575
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,777
They've put it all to good use, though,
576
00:31:45,777 --> 00:31:49,207
because the SF 9o packs
a frankly staggering...
577
00:31:50,727 --> 00:31:53,337
1, ooo horsepower.
578
00:32:00,207 --> 00:32:03,417
1, ooo horsepower.
Think about that for a minute.
579
00:32:04,497 --> 00:32:06,337
1, ooo.
580
00:32:06,337 --> 00:32:07,938
I never thought I 'd see the day.
581
00:32:11,207 --> 00:32:13,928
What we have here is nothing less
than the fastest,
582
00:32:13,928 --> 00:32:16,727
most powerful Ferrari road car
ever made.
583
00:32:21,297 --> 00:32:23,857
The thing is an absolute missile.
584
00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:29,177
The gear changes are just
whip, snap, gone.
585
00:32:29,177 --> 00:32:30,938
O-60 in 2.5 seconds.
586
00:32:32,058 --> 00:32:35,527
From a standing start, seven seconds
later it's doing 130 mph.
587
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:43,697
Top speed,
a totally irrelevant 211 mph.
588
00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:46,647
Dear me.
Get your head round that lot.
589
00:32:50,727 --> 00:32:53,877
And while you're at it,
get your head around this lot.
590
00:32:56,217 --> 00:32:58,207
The braking system is the most advanced
591
00:32:58,207 --> 00:33:00,337
and complicated of any road car.
592
00:33:00,337 --> 00:33:03,167
It's fly-by-wire, so there's
no physical connection between
593
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:07,367
the pedal and what's happening, and
that in your brain is disconcerting.
594
00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:12,577
The steering...
It's electric as well.
595
00:33:12,577 --> 00:33:16,058
But the systems are so clever
on this car that it brings it
596
00:33:16,058 --> 00:33:20,487
together into a believable,
enjoyable driving experience.
597
00:33:22,427 --> 00:33:25,867
But perhaps the most remarkable
thing about this very clever
598
00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:28,787
Ferrari is that it can also do this.
599
00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:46,237
This is the first Ferrari you can
drive on electric power alone.
600
00:33:48,137 --> 00:33:51,417
It's bizarre. All I can hear
is a bit of tyre noise,
601
00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:53,877
and the fans going off to keep me cool.
602
00:33:53,877 --> 00:33:57,247
Now, to be absolutely clear,
in this mode,
603
00:33:57,247 --> 00:34:00,167
the SF 9o won't be worrying any Teslas.
604
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,617
7o, 8o...
605
00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:07,058
Yeah. That's flat out.
606
00:34:08,497 --> 00:34:13,697
Especially as its pure
electric range is just 15 miles.
607
00:34:15,857 --> 00:34:19,137
And once you've used them up, you've
either got to start the engine
608
00:34:19,137 --> 00:34:24,567
again to recharge the battery,
or stop and plug it into a wall.
609
00:34:27,697 --> 00:34:30,577
It's a nice party trick,
but apart from making you feel a bit
610
00:34:30,577 --> 00:34:35,177
smug, in reality,
15 miles of range is a bit useless.
611
00:34:36,287 --> 00:34:38,217
And, speaking of useless...
612
00:34:39,287 --> 00:34:41,017
No.
613
00:34:41,017 --> 00:34:42,097
No.
614
00:34:42,097 --> 00:34:43,257
No.
615
00:34:43,257 --> 00:34:44,297
No.
616
00:34:45,607 --> 00:34:47,787
That's your only luggage space.
617
00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:50,938
Everything you need for a weekend
away has to go in there.
618
00:34:52,417 --> 00:34:53,857
It's less than ideal.
619
00:35:00,087 --> 00:35:03,068
Forget boot space
and gimmicky electric drive, though.
620
00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,818
This is a Ferrari.
621
00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:10,688
And what really matters is whether,
through all its technology
622
00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:14,457
and clever driving modes,
the SF9o still ultimately
623
00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:18,698
feels like a Ferrari should
when you start to push it.
624
00:35:20,177 --> 00:35:22,227
OK. So I'm starting in CT off.
625
00:35:23,967 --> 00:35:26,447
So now I've got traction
control that allows
626
00:35:26,447 --> 00:35:29,047
a bit of slip at the rear.
Let's see what happens.
627
00:35:32,337 --> 00:35:33,808
Look at that!
628
00:35:33,808 --> 00:35:35,447
That's not me.
629
00:35:35,447 --> 00:35:37,497
I've just got my foot
buried on the throttle,
630
00:35:37,497 --> 00:35:38,938
and it's holding it there for me.
631
00:35:49,327 --> 00:35:50,977
It's clever.
632
00:35:50,977 --> 00:35:52,417
It's clever.
633
00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,887
Is it enjoyable? I'm not quite sure.
634
00:35:54,887 --> 00:35:58,057
I'm more in awe of it than dining
out on how it feels at the moment.
635
00:36:05,017 --> 00:36:10,137
The way that it'll hold a drift, the
button should be called drift mode.
636
00:36:10,137 --> 00:36:11,457
It's doing it all for me.
637
00:36:14,537 --> 00:36:17,087
So, we know it'll make you
feel like a driving god with
638
00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:20,157
the electronic assistance switched on.
639
00:36:20,157 --> 00:36:22,577
The question now is...
640
00:36:22,577 --> 00:36:26,387
what's a 1, ooo horsepower hybrid
like to handle
641
00:36:26,387 --> 00:36:28,337
with it all switched off?
642
00:36:32,747 --> 00:36:33,967
Right, here we go, then.
643
00:36:35,537 --> 00:36:38,877
We're going to go through to
you're on your own mode. ESC off.
644
00:36:45,657 --> 00:36:47,027
Whoa!
645
00:36:47,027 --> 00:36:48,297
OK.
646
00:36:51,177 --> 00:36:53,247
Oh, there's a lot going on here.
647
00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:58,127
What's happening is, I'm having to
try and predict the way
648
00:36:58,127 --> 00:37:01,688
the computers are going to split
the power front to rear.
649
00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,467
Too much steering angle
and it robs power,
650
00:37:03,467 --> 00:37:06,127
too little steering angle
and it goes straight on.
651
00:37:07,777 --> 00:37:09,417
Oh, good Lord, yeah.
652
00:37:10,507 --> 00:37:12,767
You've got to be on your
A-game in this thing.
653
00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:20,457
There we go. There we go!
654
00:37:20,457 --> 00:37:22,577
Oh, that felt good!
655
00:37:22,577 --> 00:37:24,047
Yes, baby!
656
00:37:33,227 --> 00:37:34,457
Woohoo!
657
00:37:35,948 --> 00:37:37,377
Whoa!
658
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,617
You know what?
659
00:37:40,617 --> 00:37:43,577
Normally in a Ferrari, I get in it
and I just turn everything off,
660
00:37:43,577 --> 00:37:47,387
because then it's just me
and the machine and my input.
661
00:37:47,387 --> 00:37:50,337
But for the first time ever...
662
00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:51,767
I'm coming back one.
663
00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:53,818
I want the computer helping me
in this bad boy,
664
00:37:53,818 --> 00:37:55,457
because I think I need it.
665
00:38:00,307 --> 00:38:03,818
Ferrari calls the SF9o its flagship.
666
00:38:04,837 --> 00:38:08,007
Its mission statement
for the next decade.
667
00:38:09,027 --> 00:38:12,587
But if the blueprint for what
Ferraris of the future should be
668
00:38:12,587 --> 00:38:16,137
is a car that puts technology
before the driver,
669
00:38:16,137 --> 00:38:19,467
then I'm not sure
that's the future I want.
670
00:38:24,057 --> 00:38:27,187
It seems that they got so hung
up on making the SF9o the fastest,
671
00:38:27,187 --> 00:38:30,977
the cleverest, the newest, that they
forgot what was really important.
672
00:38:36,337 --> 00:38:38,948
Yes, it's a
stunning technical achievement.
673
00:38:38,948 --> 00:38:41,187
But I'm not sure
it's a great driver's car.
674
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,137
I'm not sure it's a great Ferrari.
675
00:38:56,017 --> 00:38:58,427
OK? Very.
676
00:39:01,147 --> 00:39:03,547
Paddy, I never thought
I 'd see the day.
677
00:39:03,547 --> 00:39:08,107
The great Chris Harris,
racing driver, supercar tamer,
678
00:39:08,107 --> 00:39:10,217
having to dial it back a bit, eh?
679
00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:13,847
That Ferrari SF9o a little bit
too spicy for you, Chris?
680
00:39:13,847 --> 00:39:17,067
Ah... You tasted the vindaloo
and went for a korma. Shocking.
681
00:39:17,067 --> 00:39:18,828
Look, it wasn't too fast and scary,
682
00:39:18,828 --> 00:39:22,187
just the calibration was a bit
inconsistent. How about this, then?
683
00:39:22,187 --> 00:39:24,698
We finish filming, and Ferrari
produces another car and goes,
684
00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:25,987
"Try this."
685
00:39:25,987 --> 00:39:29,907
And it fixes all the problems.
But you can't buy it.
686
00:39:29,907 --> 00:39:32,677
You can't buy that car? What's even
the point of having it? I dunno.
687
00:39:32,677 --> 00:39:35,257
That's Ferrari. It's just Ferrari
being Ferrari.
688
00:39:35,257 --> 00:39:37,698
Wel♪ never mind that, because what
I want to know is how fast
689
00:39:37,698 --> 00:39:39,857
would the SF9o go round our track?
690
00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:42,617
Wel♪ earlier today, we sent
the Stig out to set a lap time.
691
00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:43,907
Have a look at this.
692
00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:47,977
1, ooo horsepower of Ferrari SF9o.
693
00:39:47,977 --> 00:39:49,757
This is the Assetto Fiorano kit.
694
00:39:49,757 --> 00:39:53,677
That's 4o grand more, already
over the 4oO grand list price.
695
00:39:53,677 --> 00:39:56,137
That looked speeded up to me.
That looked ridiculous.
696
00:39:56,137 --> 00:39:59,907
It does o-100 mph in 4.5 seconds.
Get your head round that.
697
00:39:59,907 --> 00:40:01,828
OK, it's already looking very fast.
698
00:40:01,828 --> 00:40:04,747
It's on the Michelin Cup R tyre,
really, really fast, sticky tyre.
699
00:40:04,747 --> 00:40:06,427
You're looking for great things.
700
00:40:06,427 --> 00:40:08,787
A little bit of oversteer
going into Chicago there.
701
00:40:08,787 --> 00:40:11,141
Beautifully held by the Stig.
702
00:40:11,141 --> 00:40:14,361
I mean, the speed out of Chicago,
this thing is all about numbers,
703
00:40:14,361 --> 00:40:17,891
about just breaking your body
down with sheer force.
704
00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:22,021
Braking stability very
good into Hammerhead, look at this.
705
00:40:22,021 --> 00:40:24,181
Takes the left one,
what's the right change like?
706
00:40:24,181 --> 00:40:26,251
Oh, it's just flat, isn't it?
Absolutely flat.
707
00:40:26,251 --> 00:40:28,701
Flatter than
Paddy McGuinness' stand - up crowd.
708
00:40:28,701 --> 00:40:30,421
Look at the exit there.
709
00:40:30,421 --> 00:40:32,611
Again, it's putting power down,
four-wheel drive,
710
00:40:32,611 --> 00:40:35,741
electric motors at the front,
single electric motor at the back.
711
00:40:35,741 --> 00:40:38,251
This is one of the few cars that
the Stig's had to brake through
712
00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:39,461
the Follow-Through.
713
00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:41,861
Normally it's flat out,
but he had to brake there.
714
00:40:41,861 --> 00:40:43,951
Look at the speed he's carried.
715
00:40:43,951 --> 00:40:46,891
It's outrageous.
The thing's a rocket sled.
716
00:40:46,891 --> 00:40:50,171
Second -to-last, the most difficult
corner on the circuit.
717
00:40:50,171 --> 00:40:52,701
Oh, he's really nailed that.
Fantastic line.
718
00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:55,861
Nibble of grass there through Gambon
and over the line.
719
00:40:55,861 --> 00:40:58,891
I didn't have long to speak,
it was so fast. Wow.
720
00:40:59,981 --> 00:41:03,011
That was quick. It actually looked
faster on the tape. What do you reckon?
721
00:41:03,011 --> 00:41:05,811
Look up there, we've got
the Porsche 9" GT2 RS up there.
722
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,672
I think you can forget
anything down here.
723
00:41:07,672 --> 00:41:11,371
It's the GT2 RS and north
we're looking at. It was so quick.
724
00:41:11,371 --> 00:41:15,033
All right, wel♪ I 've got the time
here, Chris. And I can tell you...
725
00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:18,633
the Ferrari SF9o...
726
00:41:18,633 --> 00:41:20,473
looking at the board...
727
00:41:20,473 --> 00:41:22,203
went round in...
728
00:41:22,203 --> 00:41:27,883
one minute ".3... What?!
..which is the fastest ever!
729
00:41:27,883 --> 00:41:29,443
Oh!
730
00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:33,003
For a car to go that much
faster by that margin is unheard -of.
731
00:41:33,003 --> 00:41:34,763
The thing is a monster.
732
00:41:34,763 --> 00:41:37,263
And this is the start of the next
ten years for them,
733
00:41:37,263 --> 00:41:38,623
so just watch out.
734
00:41:38,623 --> 00:41:41,554
That is an absolute rocket.
735
00:41:41,554 --> 00:41:42,804
Right.
736
00:41:42,804 --> 00:41:45,783
Next on the boardroom agenda
is part two of our company car
737
00:41:45,783 --> 00:41:47,913
adventure where, as you'll remember,
738
00:41:47,913 --> 00:41:50,903
we were ha♪way through
spending 24 hours in our cars.
739
00:41:50,903 --> 00:41:52,053
Back to the north!
740
00:41:56,653 --> 00:41:59,993
With the prospect of a long
night in our company cars stretching
741
00:41:59,993 --> 00:42:05,453
ahead of us, the producers had
kindly lined up another test.
742
00:42:07,963 --> 00:42:11,713
This time, telling us to head to the
top of a specially closed -off
743
00:42:11,713 --> 00:42:16,564
and tantalisingly empty
multistorey car park.
744
00:42:17,923 --> 00:42:20,674
The plot thickens.
745
00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:22,333
What is afoot here?
746
00:42:25,453 --> 00:42:28,283
I've always wanted to behave
badly in a car park.
747
00:42:28,283 --> 00:42:30,913
I hope it just involves that.
748
00:42:30,913 --> 00:42:32,893
We've got a challenge
on this cone here.
749
00:42:37,633 --> 00:42:40,373
"You will now test the performance
of your company cars with
750
00:42:40,373 --> 00:42:44,093
"the Top Gear
Mu♪istorey Car Park Hill Climb.
751
00:42:44,093 --> 00:42:47,293
"Start at the entrance,
get to the top as quick as you can."
752
00:42:47,293 --> 00:42:50,273
That's right up your street, Harris.
Look how happy he is!
753
00:42:50,273 --> 00:42:53,023
Like the simplest recipes,
it's the finest.
754
00:42:53,023 --> 00:42:55,733
Paddy, the good news is,
you're up first in your Tesla.
755
00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:57,943
Get down the bottom, son,
I'll see you in a minute.
756
00:42:57,943 --> 00:42:59,383
Certainly will!
757
00:43:01,743 --> 00:43:04,824
Yes, because any good company
car needs to be
758
00:43:04,824 --> 00:43:06,913
nimble around the car park.
759
00:43:06,913 --> 00:43:10,383
We'd now see which of ours was best
in a sprint up all ten
760
00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:12,913
floors of Wigan's Mitigate multistorey.
761
00:43:14,283 --> 00:43:15,773
1 n three...
762
00:43:15,773 --> 00:43:17,073
two...
763
00:43:18,093 --> 00:43:19,633
one... Go!
764
00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:21,353
Whoa!
765
00:43:24,714 --> 00:43:26,623
I think that thing is almost too fast.
766
00:43:30,073 --> 00:43:31,913
Whoa!
767
00:43:31,913 --> 00:43:33,383
I think it'll be terrifying.
768
00:43:33,383 --> 00:43:36,503
Night-time and a bit of tiredness
doubles the horsepower.
769
00:43:45,343 --> 00:43:46,863
Oh!
770
00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:49,173
He's coming.
771
00:43:49,173 --> 00:43:52,213
That left off will get less grip
as he comes up. Listen to that.
772
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,123
It's an understeer fest.
773
00:43:54,123 --> 00:43:55,684
Oh, water!
774
00:43:57,673 --> 00:43:59,023
A bit greasy.
775
00:44:06,123 --> 00:44:08,053
Oh, my word. Chequered flag!
776
00:44:09,863 --> 00:44:12,694
Bloody hell. That was fast.
777
00:44:12,694 --> 00:44:15,893
How was that?
That was quick with a capital F.
778
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:19,153
The time was one minute...
779
00:44:20,564 --> 00:44:22,413
point five. What?
780
00:44:22,413 --> 00:44:25,073
I was expecting...
I wanted a sub-6o seconds.
781
00:44:25,073 --> 00:44:27,513
I'm a little bit disappointed.
782
00:44:29,103 --> 00:44:30,433
With the Tesla laying down
783
00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:33,043
what fe♪ like an unbeatable
fast benchmark...
784
00:44:34,283 --> 00:44:38,613
This is just mind - bending.
It just goes, bip-boop-bip-boop!
785
00:44:38,613 --> 00:44:41,083
Like that up against the window!
786
00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:43,643
Next it was time
for Harris and his Beemer
787
00:44:43,643 --> 00:44:48,333
to go and put a big old tick
on the bucket list.
788
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,564
Here we go, Chris.
Three, two, one, go!
789
00:44:53,714 --> 00:44:55,783
Here we go.
I have always wanted to do this.
790
00:44:59,073 --> 00:45:01,963
Now, we'll definitely
hear him skidding.
791
00:45:05,283 --> 00:45:08,714
Wow! Oversteer in a car park!
Yes, baby.
792
00:45:14,694 --> 00:45:16,993
Can you hear him? Skiddy.
793
00:45:20,303 --> 00:45:23,743
Come on, BMW! She's sliding.
794
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:29,652
Ha♪ a minute gone.
795
00:45:31,201 --> 00:45:33,211
He said this is a dream of his.
796
00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:35,957
Wow!
797
00:45:37,548 --> 00:45:40,558
I don't think his dream was
getting beat by you in it, though.
798
00:45:41,707 --> 00:45:42,957
Oh! Oh!
799
00:45:46,227 --> 00:45:47,917
Oh! Oh! Oh!
800
00:45:49,837 --> 00:45:51,147
That was fun.
801
00:45:52,397 --> 00:45:55,627
A life goal achieved.
I don't really care about the time.
802
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:57,408
Oh, you don't care about the time?
803
00:45:57,408 --> 00:46:01,678
Chris, Paddy went round in ': OO.5.
804
00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:07,347
You went round in ': o2.'3.
805
00:46:08,668 --> 00:46:12,047
Very happy with that, boys.
That was superb. He's not.
806
00:46:12,047 --> 00:46:16,997
That was as much fun as I've had all
day long, and it's been a funny day.
807
00:46:16,997 --> 00:46:19,497
Right, you're up next, cooker.
808
00:46:19,497 --> 00:46:23,597
As Captain Crash lined up to
take his shot at the Tesla, the big
809
00:46:23,597 --> 00:46:28,207
question now was, just how much
of the Volvo would reach the finish?
810
00:46:30,377 --> 00:46:33,347
Are you in position, Eddie Skid?
811
00:46:33,347 --> 00:46:36,077
I am, mate.
I just want to get to the top.
812
00:46:36,077 --> 00:46:37,867
OK. Three...
813
00:46:39,117 --> 00:46:40,217
two, one, go!
814
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,967
Foot down. Brake, brake, brake!
815
00:46:51,817 --> 00:46:53,127
Anything can happen here.
816
00:46:56,327 --> 00:46:59,558
You wait. When you see a floor
collapse, he's taken a pillar out. Yeah.
817
00:47:00,997 --> 00:47:04,237
I don't want to put
any more dents in this car.
818
00:47:06,067 --> 00:47:07,917
Go, go, go!
819
00:47:09,678 --> 00:47:11,077
Wait till you hear it.
820
00:47:11,077 --> 00:47:14,137
Oh, God, have you pressed go on the
stopwatch? You've got the stopwatch.
821
00:47:14,137 --> 00:47:16,937
I haven't got it. I've not got it.
822
00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:19,658
I'm going as hard as I can.
823
00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:24,247
I said to you, I'm handing
over to you to send him off.
824
00:47:24,247 --> 00:47:26,057
Wel♪ I haven't got the stopwatch.
825
00:47:27,668 --> 00:47:29,197
Wel♪ who's got it, then?
826
00:47:32,027 --> 00:47:33,067
Go, go, go, go on!
827
00:47:41,017 --> 00:47:43,647
Do you want to tell him, or me?
828
00:47:43,647 --> 00:47:44,767
Do you want to tell him?
829
00:47:46,418 --> 00:47:48,617
Er, Fred? All right, lads?
830
00:47:52,558 --> 00:47:55,308
Er, do you want the good news
or the bad news?
831
00:47:55,308 --> 00:47:57,027
The good news is I'm here.
832
00:47:57,027 --> 00:47:59,057
Well the good news is,
yeah, you're here,
833
00:47:59,057 --> 00:48:01,657
and looked nice
and tidy at the top there.
834
00:48:03,977 --> 00:48:05,227
You want the bad news?
835
00:48:07,767 --> 00:48:09,867
What is it?
836
00:48:09,867 --> 00:48:11,467
He's not got the stopwatch.
837
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:16,857
He told me when you were up here,
he said, "Who's got the stopwatch?"
838
00:48:16,857 --> 00:48:18,747
I said, "You, you started the race."
839
00:48:18,747 --> 00:48:21,627
Why did he start it, then? I said
go, I thought he had the stopwatch.
840
00:48:21,627 --> 00:48:26,538
But we don't have a stopwatch. Oh,
I've got the stopwatch! He's got it!
841
00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,124
58 seconds.
842
00:48:29,124 --> 00:48:30,164
58 seconds.
843
00:48:32,275 --> 00:48:34,155
No, but listen!
844
00:48:34,155 --> 00:48:37,566
I'm happy that I've got this
car up in one piece.
845
00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:40,635
I think sending me again
would be reckless.
846
00:48:41,945 --> 00:48:46,485
I just see it, there's no more
dents in my car, it's a win.
847
00:48:46,485 --> 00:48:48,755
Quite right.
848
00:48:48,755 --> 00:48:51,566
And with the Volvo
spared another beating
849
00:48:51,566 --> 00:48:54,595
and the Tesla taking
multistorey hill climb gold...
850
00:48:56,355 --> 00:48:57,675
back on the road,
851
00:48:57,675 --> 00:49:01,336
all that thorough testing
was catching up with us.
852
00:49:02,735 --> 00:49:05,945
Lads, I think we're around at about
15 hours we've been in the car.
853
00:49:09,745 --> 00:49:13,245
I'm rooted. Can we go
and find somewhere to stay, please?
854
00:49:13,245 --> 00:49:14,745
Oh, yes, we could.
855
00:49:14,745 --> 00:49:18,125
Because back in the majestic
town of Bolton,
856
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:24,025
in Lancashire, I 'd called in a few
favours and lined up just the place.
857
00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,005
There she blows, lads.
858
00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:29,175
Plenty of room. Nice and secure.
859
00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:31,975
They've even left the lights on for us.
860
00:49:31,975 --> 00:49:34,695
That's a football stadium.
861
00:49:34,695 --> 00:49:35,885
Correct.
862
00:49:39,665 --> 00:49:42,336
The home of Bolton Wanderers.
863
00:49:42,336 --> 00:49:45,285
Look at this! Oh, ho, ho, ho!
864
00:49:53,645 --> 00:49:56,955
The real theatre of dreams.
865
00:49:56,955 --> 00:49:59,245
Or nightmares.
866
00:49:59,245 --> 00:50:02,725
Once we'd parked up in the world's
most brightly lit lay-by...
867
00:50:03,925 --> 00:50:06,155
Time to get snuggled, lads.
868
00:50:06,155 --> 00:50:08,795
All we could do was try to get comfy.
869
00:50:11,316 --> 00:50:12,855
Roll it out!
870
00:50:14,795 --> 00:50:16,925
This Tesla is unbelievable.
871
00:50:16,925 --> 00:50:21,436
I have got a full-size
double bed in the back.
872
00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:23,316
And while six-foot-four Flintoff
873
00:50:23,316 --> 00:50:27,115
was somehow posting himself
into his own boot,
874
00:50:27,115 --> 00:50:28,845
McGuinness's bedtime routine
875
00:50:28,845 --> 00:50:32,316
turned to tweaking the ambience
in his Tesla.
876
00:50:32,316 --> 00:50:37,925
Unbelievable. The things it's
got on this thing. Pad? Yeah?
877
00:50:37,925 --> 00:50:42,245
I'm snuggled in, but it's basically broad
daylight and it's about half past 12...
878
00:50:47,075 --> 00:50:48,725
What has just happened?
879
00:50:48,725 --> 00:50:51,165
You'll have to say that again,
something just happened,
880
00:50:51,165 --> 00:50:53,365
something mad in my car.
881
00:50:53,365 --> 00:50:55,675
It's half past 12 and it's broad
daylight.
882
00:50:57,316 --> 00:50:59,165
Hang on. Give me a sec.
883
00:51:02,475 --> 00:51:03,755
Dougie!
884
00:51:05,215 --> 00:51:06,655
Dougie!
885
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,795
No lighty!
886
00:51:13,645 --> 00:51:15,935
There they go. Lovely stuff.
887
00:51:18,525 --> 00:51:20,395
Oh...
888
00:51:20,395 --> 00:51:21,925
Get in the back now.
889
00:51:23,105 --> 00:51:24,235
Oh, wonderful stuff.
890
00:51:43,446 --> 00:51:47,925
Now, the Tesla is perfectly
fine for a night away.
891
00:51:47,925 --> 00:51:51,115
But I 'd be doing a disservice to
Bolton if I didn't also
892
00:51:51,115 --> 00:51:57,196
mention that the Wanderers Stadium
has a very nicely equipped hotel.
893
00:52:07,005 --> 00:52:08,475
Stroke of genius.
894
00:52:34,045 --> 00:52:36,645
It's not the comfiest, this,
but it's all right.
895
00:52:43,125 --> 00:52:44,395
It's half two in the morning.
896
00:53:03,975 --> 00:53:05,245
OK.
897
00:53:23,525 --> 00:53:24,685
Fred?
898
00:53:25,965 --> 00:53:28,316
Yeah? How did you sleep?
899
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:32,365
Yeah... Yeah.
900
00:53:32,365 --> 00:53:33,456
Is McGuinness up?
901
00:53:35,005 --> 00:53:37,605
Yes, I am here. Um...
902
00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:40,085
I've got to say,
the Tesla surprised me all day,
903
00:53:40,085 --> 00:53:44,965
and all night it surprised me.
Toasty and warm, loads of room.
904
00:53:46,085 --> 00:53:47,965
It's the way forward, this car.
905
00:53:51,845 --> 00:53:53,105
How long we got left?
906
00:53:55,295 --> 00:53:58,336
Just over half an hour, boys.
907
00:53:59,425 --> 00:54:00,535
I have to say,
908
00:54:00,535 --> 00:54:04,045
this trip has confounded
all my expectations about the north.
909
00:54:04,045 --> 00:54:06,175
I love it.
The people have been lovely,
910
00:54:06,175 --> 00:54:08,635
and the weather appears to be
the same as St Tropez.
911
00:54:08,635 --> 00:54:11,115
Which is it next, Bristol or Preston?
912
00:54:12,845 --> 00:54:17,685
I think it's only right we should go
to Lancashire next. Preston.
913
00:54:17,685 --> 00:54:20,245
Boom!
914
00:54:22,775 --> 00:54:25,285
Bolton is Lancashire.
915
00:54:28,565 --> 00:54:33,405
So, the end of our 24-hour challenge
was in sight, and it's fair to
916
00:54:33,405 --> 00:54:38,456
say, as company cars go, all three
had proven remarkably good company.
917
00:54:44,165 --> 00:54:46,645
But, as the final few
minutes ticked away,
918
00:54:46,645 --> 00:54:50,255
the producers had one more
surprise in store.
919
00:54:53,525 --> 00:54:55,685
Challenge. Bit early.
920
00:54:56,885 --> 00:55:01,695
"Congratulations, nearly made it.
Just one more race.
921
00:55:01,695 --> 00:55:06,245
"I n your briefcases you will find
a high-protein Swedish breakfast
922
00:55:06,245 --> 00:55:09,326
"suitable for
the on-the-go businessman.
923
00:55:09,326 --> 00:55:12,285
"First to eat some wins."
924
00:55:12,285 --> 00:55:14,525
Some?
925
00:55:14,525 --> 00:55:17,525
Yep. Just one tiny mouthful.
926
00:55:17,525 --> 00:55:19,405
Oh, no!
927
00:55:19,405 --> 00:55:22,565
What do1 tell you, lads?
I've tried these things before.
928
00:55:22,565 --> 00:55:25,076
These are the most hideous
things you've ever...
929
00:55:25,076 --> 00:55:28,715
When you open this tin, just get ready.
930
00:55:28,715 --> 00:55:35,605
It's called Surstromming, or, to put
it simply, fermented Baltic herring.
931
00:55:41,365 --> 00:55:43,565
Whoa!
932
00:55:45,765 --> 00:55:46,845
Oh!
933
00:55:48,135 --> 00:55:49,565
Oh!
934
00:55:50,845 --> 00:55:55,765
I've literally pierced it,
and the smell... I'm out.
935
00:55:55,765 --> 00:55:58,445
Tin of sardines, lads.
I loved sardines when I were a kid.
936
00:55:58,445 --> 00:56:03,565
Sardines on toast, or pilchards in
tomato sauce, lovely. I'm going in.
937
00:56:04,715 --> 00:56:06,125
Oh...
938
00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:07,845
Oh, that's potent.
939
00:56:07,845 --> 00:56:09,255
Bleugh!
940
00:56:12,685 --> 00:56:13,725
The BLEEP!
941
00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:17,055
Gee...!
942
00:56:17,055 --> 00:56:19,005
Aargh!
943
00:56:19,005 --> 00:56:20,895
Get that out...
944
00:56:20,895 --> 00:56:21,925
of this car!
945
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:30,415
Argh...
946
00:56:35,245 --> 00:56:37,226
I can't stay in here.
947
00:56:37,226 --> 00:56:39,065
Stick your challenge!
948
00:56:39,065 --> 00:56:40,214
Argh!
949
00:56:41,884 --> 00:56:43,543
Oh...
950
00:56:43,543 --> 00:56:46,973
I can still smell it! I can't get
away from it! I'm going up there.
951
00:56:51,133 --> 00:56:53,133
I've stopped retching...
952
00:56:57,863 --> 00:57:03,623
Here, now, where I am... just
about getting away from the smell
953
00:57:03,623 --> 00:57:05,053
and I'm not exaggerating.
954
00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:08,423
Oh, it's set me back, that.
955
00:57:10,453 --> 00:57:11,853
I'm not giving up.
956
00:57:11,853 --> 00:57:15,543
It's my one chance to beat
Flintoff at one of these things.
957
00:57:15,543 --> 00:57:17,853
Oh...
958
00:57:17,853 --> 00:57:19,493
That is horrendous.
959
00:57:21,453 --> 00:57:22,903
Arrgh!
960
00:57:25,533 --> 00:57:29,273
I tell you what, the pitch looks
absolutely fantastic from up here.
961
00:57:29,273 --> 00:57:31,493
The pitch looks wonderfull lads!
962
00:57:34,094 --> 00:57:36,503
Inviting. I can't do it!
963
00:57:41,143 --> 00:57:44,423
Oh, hang on, I think Chris Harris is
being a little bit sick.
964
00:57:49,783 --> 00:57:53,453
I didn't even eat it and look
at the effect it's had on me.
965
00:57:53,453 --> 00:57:55,863
Wonderful stuff.
966
00:57:55,863 --> 00:58:01,198
And with the magnificent Wanderers
stadium now pretty much unusable...
967
00:58:03,237 --> 00:58:06,867
we reach the end of a very
thorough 24-hour company car test.
968
00:58:09,347 --> 00:58:11,707
I just need to go somewhere.
969
00:58:11,707 --> 00:58:14,627
Can you bags y me the trap next to you?
970
00:58:14,627 --> 00:58:16,247
1'll leave you some paper.
971
00:58:17,867 --> 00:58:20,557
There we go. That's that.
972
00:58:20,557 --> 00:58:22,068
Oh...
973
00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:27,517
That were evil.
974
00:58:30,277 --> 00:58:33,637
Horrible stuff.
The worst thing ever.
975
00:58:33,637 --> 00:58:35,917
Ever!
976
00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:39,117
How the hell you stayed in that car
with that, I will never know.
977
00:58:39,117 --> 00:58:42,277
It is horrendous. I can still smell
it. It was horrible.
978
00:58:42,277 --> 00:58:45,867
But now they've all been fumigated,
we need to decide
979
00:58:45,867 --> 00:58:48,767
which of these company cars was
the best, because,
980
00:58:48,767 --> 00:58:51,707
if you think about it, they've all
got their good bits and their bad bits.
981
00:58:51,707 --> 00:58:53,867
The BMW was the fastest
around the track,
982
00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,787
the Tesla was the fastest
up the multistorey car park,
983
00:58:56,787 --> 00:58:58,867
the Volvo was the best
after it crashed...
984
00:58:58,867 --> 00:59:01,277
Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
985
00:59:01,277 --> 00:59:05,677
You cheated. Prove it.
There's a video of you!
986
00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:09,677
You got out of your car
in the middle of the night
987
00:59:09,677 --> 00:59:11,117
and stayed in a hotel pad.
988
00:59:11,117 --> 00:59:13,517
And 1 reckon that's not
the first time you've been caught
989
00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:16,557
on CCTV creeping around Bolton! Hey?
990
00:59:16,557 --> 00:59:18,847
You've got a greatest hits
on there, Paddy!
991
00:59:20,707 --> 00:59:22,767
Good point, good point.
992
00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:25,357
No, the point is,
you're a bit of a cheat, Pad.
993
00:59:25,357 --> 00:59:28,997
Well I was a cheat with a flushing
toilet and a chocolate on my pillow.
994
00:59:28,997 --> 00:59:30,557
So, this is the way it works.
995
00:59:30,557 --> 00:59:32,677
You're disqualified
for getting out of your car.
996
00:59:32,677 --> 00:59:37,318
You're disqualified for crashing
your car. So the BMW is the winner!
997
00:59:37,318 --> 00:59:39,887
CHEERING No, no, no, no!
998
00:59:39,887 --> 00:59:42,437
So... 1s that the one you'd have?
999
00:59:42,437 --> 00:59:45,198
No, I 'd have the Model 3,
it's fantastic!
1000
00:59:45,198 --> 00:59:47,637
Same here,
just for the karaoke machine!
1001
00:59:49,198 --> 00:59:51,507
So what we're saying is,
if you want a company car,
1002
00:59:51,507 --> 00:59:53,277
choose the Tesla Model 3.
1003
00:59:53,277 --> 00:59:57,637
And if you want to spend 24 hours
stuck in one place, choose a hotel.
1004
00:59:57,637 --> 01:00:01,127
Quality consumer advice.
And just for the record, Paddy,
1005
01:00:01,127 --> 01:00:03,357
Bolton, Greater Manchester.
1006
01:00:03,357 --> 01:00:04,987
Lancashire! Nope!
1007
01:00:04,987 --> 01:00:07,567
Right, that's all until next week,
when the big lad
1008
01:00:07,567 --> 01:00:13,277
does 200 mph in a car, and we attempt
the Top Gear Wall of Death.
1009
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,948
Welcome to BBC One, everybody!
1010
01:00:15,948 --> 01:00:17,477
See you then, goodnight!
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