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Palu, 2 September 2020

Grade 6 Students Welcome "Welcome to Hell"

- This year will be a terrible year - how do you know that?

Upss, it could happen

very painful

We were kings last year

The whole school is under the control of grade 5 students

- Nobody likes us this year - yes, that's right

I'm going to stay away from this, I'm fine, I'm gonna have a mustache

- I don't see it. - No.

Not

No one will attack me

Did you see the girl there?

He would torture me every chance he got

Wait a minute, isn't that your sister?

Yes

At least you have your own room, but my grandfather stole mine

Hey, does your grandpa live with you? When did it happen?

After he got into trouble at the supermarket

Can I help you, sir?

You can help me find Maria

Mariah's gone, we're turning to self-service now

Much faster and more efficient. You will definitely like it

So the price will be cheap because I did this myself?

We have cheap sales every day, sir

- Every day? - Yes, Sir

- Move, let me pass. - No problem

Please scan your item

I'm talking to a robot

Please scan your item

I just did

Let's see if this works

Please scan your item

You are so boring

Please scan your item

Yes, right

Sir! Sir!

Sir, I want you to stop

- Sir, let me help you - My leg hurts! Get away from me

come on, sir

get out of the way! I'm an old sergeant, get away from me

- I can do judo. - Go on

Leave the poor man

Your store is bad

where are you going? Stop

Well, you wanna mess with me

Is this all you have? Hey, stop. This hurts

Hey girl, there's no need to come. I told you I'm fine

What happened to the mailbox?

Some fool broke it

Dammit

Dad, are you driving again? You lost your driver's license, remember?

No, I didn't lose it but forgot to update

Now, I have to take another test drive, this is ridiculous

I've been driving for over 50 years, what do you do, you want me to stop?

I'm going in

You can't keep doing this

Don't worry, I'm not going to that damn shop again

No, I mean your situation, I have to leave everything

And I drive two hours at a time, to check on you

I didn't ask you to come

No, not you, but cop Dad, I wanted to come here for you

Maybe now is the time... to think about us

No, I'm not going anywhere... I'm building this house

I will die in this house! And you want me not to be home

What if you move into our house?

What are you talking about? family gather like fish, will smell bad after 3 days

we will kill each other, it won't work, sorry

Father

I miss him too

Nothing will change if I move from my house to yours

Oh, God

Maybe we can pass it up together

Yes maybe, but you don't have a room in your house, where would you put me?

In the attic? will not!

don't complicate things. this is the only option

Father! If this is really the only option, then there is no choice at all

"Choice" is to choose between two things, independent of one thing

Not another option, I sleep in the park and the bear will eat me

Don't go overboard, Peter

your two sisters already share one room

Sara, she really told me this

- No, I know he's handling it, but - it's Christmas time here

Happiness and joy - Wait a minute. Shhh!

Shhh!

Shhh!

Shhh!

Hey how are you? Shhh!

There's no bathroom in the attic, and you can't climb those stairs

The basement, is the basement

Hey - what?

My shoes. I'm wearing a new rope

Peter, do you need help getting on?

Go, this is still my room

No longer

Get away! Go

Peter, I know that's not a good idea, but we are family

We have to sacrifice for each other

Sometimes it's a big sacrifice

Listen, my dear, the attic is bigger than your room

And when he gets here, it will be your room

No, I won't. Attic is still an attic for storing things

forgotten, like our old TVs and daddy static bikes

Right

What?... I'm still wearing it. Listen, consider this a fresh start, okay?

We'll clean everything up and maybe put on a nice wallpaper.

Clean your turtle tank

she likes it this way because it gives her privacy

Are you still like this, honey?

Yes

Grandfather

"Grandfather has arrived, grandfather is everywhere."

How beautiful is to come. "He will remain here forever

Remember, don't bother your grandfather, he has to stay where he is first

There's plenty of time to talk to him at dinner, okay?

- I won't be here. - What?

What? I'm going to study with Russell

Education is still education, right? Does that mean something else?

Not father, education remains education, and mother allows

Grandfather

Jenny

Don't drop him

oh ..

Hey, grandpa - Hey, honey

- Hey Ed. - Hey Artie

Where is your brother?

Peter?

Peter?

Peter!

Come on, help your grandfather carry the bag

All right, I'll take this - I'll take care of it

Okay, I'll lift this bag

He called me Artie again

Please Arthur, it's not easy for him

Hey, grandpa

Hey, this is it. Look at you.

Look at you. You grow faster than grass.

Nice sneakers

Thank you, do you like your room?

- Yes, it looks good. - Sure, because it's good.

because it's the best room in this house.

I know, son. Look, I don't want this to happen either

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices in the family

Right, you are right

Sometimes you never get asked

It's like the two of us

Be careful with these floorboards as they are not flat

I'll remember, thank you, son

Goodbye, grandpa

You can visit me in the attic any time

It's a creepy place, full of spiders and mice

- Peter! - I am not doing anything

this is us

Have you been mugged, mate?

No, it's a takeover

Even worse, I can't complain about this

But you're really complaining, Peter

I mean at home because he's old, and we all love him

Friend, you cannot let the enemy take your place

You must fight and defend your rights.

I have no right

Everyone has rights to, uh...... like something

You have to achieve your happiness, it's in the constitution

Yeah, it would be great if I lived in North America

But it seems 153 Burlington Street is in North Korea

Did your parents know this when they bought the house?

What?

I can't stand this, Peter

I'll ask for my room back, or there will be war

What does "there is war" mean?

Did he attack his grandfather?

Secret attack, Emma

You see, he couldn't deal with it the normal way because his grandfather was Strong,

big and experienced, whereas Peter is weak, small and silly.

You're a bad friend

Hey, Stephen

Mom said don't forget to wear your sandals when you shower in gym class

That's not cool, Lisa.

My sister had fungus on her leg, it was disgusting and very contagious

Contagious?

disgusting

Only six fingers were affected

That's a lot of fingers, brother

Hey, Grandpa - Hey, honey

Do you wanna play? I got the "reindeer race"

I have "Santa Claus world". I have 1, 2, 3 Christmas trees

Maybe, but not right now, okay?

Wanna watch the movie I have "Frosty the Snowman".

I don't think so. Okay, dear! Maybe tomorrow

Okay

What's wrong with grandpa?

Why? What happened?

He doesn't want to do anything

She just stared out the window, but... nothing but the tree

The tree that Dad wants to cut, but don't let him use the saw

Your dad can use the chainsaw any time, honey, okay?

He just decided to wait until he got your mother's approval

Grandpa is fine, just tired

He thought a lot about your grandmother. Everything is alright

Okay

Get away from me

I hate my life

Oh come on!

Ouch

.Declaration of war "

In human history... when someone

steal someone else's bedroom. "There is no choice but to go to war

You have 24 hours to return it to me.

Or face the consequences. "Secret Soldier

Beautiful handwriting

Bad? Not all. You know this is change, so...

who are you talking to?

Uh, with Jerry, I'll be over with.

I really like it but I can't

Because I'm stuck here

Hey Jerry, it's me Sally

Hey!

He's not stuck here. - What are you doing?

I can take him to the office. see you later.

Goodbye, Jerry

So, are you going to be my mom now?

Make me a cake and maybe put a note on it?

Do you want notes? You may not like what's written on it

I'll see him later. I won't do it now

You haven't seen Jerry in years

Now that you're close to his house, that would be nice.

I can't and I don't want to. I still have business. I have to take care of that

I had to keep the light switch in my room because Artie put it upside down.

You did

eat it. We'll be gone in 10 minutes.

Okay, Mom

How are you, grandpa? Sleep well?

I fell asleep, thank you. Don't you have a newspaper at home?

Yes, here.

This is it.

I can't read this

Make it bigger. So.

Yes

Jenn...

How can he live? He didn't eat anything.

I do not know. You're going to be late, Peter

OK! so? No bad dreams?

I? Not

Insomnia? Not

I only saw eight words on the entire screen

Don't you want to talk to me?

Now all is lost! What have I done? How...

Peter, let's go!

If you want to talk about something later, we can do it

Well, have a nice day

He never talked about it?

Not a word! Great game

I don't understand you, Pete... I mean, I do

Does war start with observation?

Maybe he hasn't actually read it

He read it, it opened on his desk

Maybe he forgot to read it, parents always do

It happened to you, Steve

Sorry, something like this might happen

What is the purpose of this? You lose the element of surprise

The attack should have been sudden

There's pepper in your bag - he knows

Yes

Hey, Stephen

Oh, oh no

You left your braces in Mom's car.

Looks like chocolate

At least I hope so.

See you for dinner

Yes, it's chocolate

Are you making progress there, Arthur?

Not bad, if you like Big Funds

Big Funds who built this company

Yes it is

Are you sure this is a Walmart profile?

Walmart? I thought this was Kay Mart

No, this is Wal-Mart

Oh my God, I'm sorry. My thoughts have been drifting recently

My father-in-law moved in with us... recently, so

I don't know, he seems to judge me

He thinks I work for a bad company

don't care about .. and worries

Its employees.

I hope you have fun.

How do I go home again?

Well, you can walk. Or you can take this.

I already have a cell phone.

This isn't a phone, and I don't even know what it is. Just take it

Well, this is a car service called Left

If you need to go home, skip this and someone will come get you

Without paying money, or even talking to anyone

Scroll up

Goodbye, dad

Okay

Greetings to Jerry. - yes.

Hash, is this all yours? It's like a student's dream house

Are you kidding? College students can't afford this

A pool table alone, it costs 6 thousand dollars

Is all of this used?

Of course

What do you want to do first? Play billiards? Gym or football?

And what is it

This is' Uniwheel. Very nice

can you drive it?

Of course

epic

You have to see me

Wow!

Hey, Jerry Sorry, I didn't know you had a guest

This is my old friend Ed

- Ed, I'm Danny. - Hey, Danny

Nice to meet you, so we're going for a walk?

Yes

Good, because my masseuse Tommy, told me I took a thousand steps this week

she will call me for coffee

You know what I mean by "coffee".

coffee?

yes, coffee

Good morning Miss

Hi, friend

Those yoga pants really excite me

How did it happen?

What? They think I'm cute.

Yes, "cute", old man is kind. They thought they still had a chance

Hey, I have a plan

I got a great pension. Two more years and I can ski for free.

Ski?

No, don't do that. Hey, good morning

.How are you? Beautiful

Good, next time tell me how much you retire?

Just skiing for free

How are you at your daughter's house, Ed?

she gave me a room, my grandson is not happy about it.

He sent me this yesterday

"... return,... no choice,... consequence".

wow! What is your opinion?

None at all.

Are you going to let this happen? You must respond to this

yes you must

This aggression requires counterattack. Semper fi.

Are you serving in the Navy?

Not me. I mean...

He's just a kid, he'll get used to it like me

I'm his grandfather, he won't do anything

What are you talking about? You have to do something

The one who stole other people's rooms. will never be able to sleep well

Peter? Hey peter!

Grandpa, is that you?

Yes, it's me and you know it. Do you know what time it is?

time to sleep?

It's the middle of the night. Come on, that's not funny. I do not like

I don't like anyone messing around with me, especially if it's my grandson

This is not a joke, this is war

You cannot fight against your family, you should fight against enemies, and I am not your enemy

You received a declaration of war. Why don't you say anything?

Because I hope it's just a joke

This isn't a joke. You stole something from me and I want to get it back

well, get back to sleep. I understand

But now it's all over.

See you tomorrow morning, which will start soon

Grandfather? I love you

I love you too, son

But the war continues.

Hey, grandpa

Hey, Jenny - Can I come in?

Of course why not?

Because Peter won't let me in

I always sneak into the room when he's not around

Come on, come on in

Do you need help?

Nothing, I'm just curious

Do you know my birthday is coming up?

Yes I know

Yes, I just wanted to be sure

What is that?

Those are Marbles

Can I ask?

Sure, but you promised to take care of him, that's very special

You're not a witch

People always say it's miraculous, but it's not

No, I'm not saying it's magic

But this is special. Come over here

Did you know that your grandfather used to build houses?

yes, before I was born

It's true, before you were born, but

When building a house, you have to start digging first.

And for some reason, you will be able to find the Marbles

because it rolls everywhere and is easily lost.

every construction I dig, I can get hold of

A few marbles, guess what to do with that?

What?

Save. So if you... count all the marbles

You will know how many houses I have built

That's a lot of houses

I've been working for a long time

But why don't you work now?

Because I'm retired

What is retirement?

That is when you finish work and do other things

Your grandmother and I have lots of plans

But, sometimes reality is different than you think.

Can I have Marbles now?

Yes

Careful slip, be careful

Are you all right, grandpa?

Yes, I'm just taking a short break here

Can I still have Marbles?

Take what you want

No, no, no

What's the sound up there?

Grandpa lost the marble

Come to my room now.

You called me? Yes, please. Close the door

Sit

So, you know the jar with all my clang?

Not. How do I know what you got there

in your room...? It was mine.

That's good, really funny

Everybody likes to have fun, kid. I think we're done

You have to tell my parents we switched rooms, and it's over

Do you really want war? Because I want to fight

It's not like a video game

if I win, everyone will get hurt

I just want what's mine. - Do you wanna play in the fire?

I want to play

Well. And what are the rules of all?

What?

we need rules about what is allowed and what is not.

I have no rules in war. - Yes, you must...

"First rule: no additional damage

civilians or their property

Meaning, it shouldn't harm your parents or sister.

I agree.

Second rule: Don't talk about it

This is a war between two men, only between you and me, no one betrays the other

I agree.

Okay, sign it!

Okay, your wish came true, secret warrior

good, old soldier

From now on, you better be careful

Forests, where large and small animals live

Accompanied by strange animals in the same place at the same time

The game is called Deliverance, as a rule, eat or be eaten

Whoever strikes first lives for the next day

And whoever sleeps, they will be eaten alive

Well

..What is this

What is this thing?

"Fast drying foam"

I will kill this kid. Don't mess with me, kid

Do you think you're smart?

You're playing with fire, my friend

You will regret it, I promise

Take this hit

No one should know this

I don't know what you're talking about

You're fine, grandpa

Thank you, dear. You are a good teacher

Why is your face so red?

I do not know

Maybe I'm allergic to something in this house

I'm going to "shaving cream".

I mean, school

Peter, is this your book folder?

Sure, thank you

Have fun at school, I love you

Hey, Pete, how's your war being unnecessary?

Not good, I stayed up all night, couldn't sleep

Because of diarrhea?

What? No, because of my grandfather

Does your grandfather have diarrhea?

Not! No diarrhea

I did everything you said yesterday. I succeeded many times

This morning I put hot sauce in the coffee

Until now nothing happened

Man, your grandfather could be working with psychological surgery

Psychological warfare.

Or maybe, he just grew up.

Peter? When it's finished, maybe you can read your article about summer vacation?

Yes, of course

"My Summer Vacation" by Peter Decker.

This summer is the best summer I've ever had

I've been cycling a lot and haven't... showered

So much so, that I smelled like a monkey's rump

Continue reading, Peter continue

..I don't want to, this is not mine

Read on

While on vacation, I learned how to freeze farts in a sack

I didn't write this

Sit down. Meet me after class ends

Psychological surgery

Amateur.

What's going on here?

Nothing, nothing... it's just

I just gave him vocabulary practice

Oh really?

Vocabulary

Russell, go, Mia, stay.

What about the rules, boys can't enter the house when no one is here?

My God, Mom, don't be like that. We didn't do anything

I was your age too.

I know, but I didn't do anything. - Really?

Because of what?

... You really said it

Say it!

Those vocabulary exercises are paying off, honey

What the hell?

If you don't want trouble, it's better not to look for trouble

He got me

He put tape on the door

As if I couldn't see him from a mile away

Beginner - Put tape on the door

masking tape on the door

Come back, guys, I'm gonna start hitting

Okay, back off

We have to get through this hole

Good idea - Yes

I was wondering how Grandpa played golf.

My shoes!

Guys, I thought your grandfather must be a ninja

My sneakers

The first time you did this?

Unfortunately no

Are you, spy or something?

No, I'm just trying to beat my grandson

We are in the middle of a war for the bedroom

I just moved to my daughter's house, so

No, don't say anything, no one will force me to testify against you

You won't say anything

You need help

No, I'll try again

Come on, what do I do now?

No, I won't help you now. because, you will never learn

You probably like this, right?

Look, you did it

A car like the Volkswagen model - 1974

We have one like that, do you remember?

We replaced the clutch that broke

How could I forget, you once dropped a flywheel on my toes

It's your fault,... I really am not a good boy

Doesn't anyone want to see anything else, maybe?

Like "Netflix"?

Weather channel?

Home shopping channel?

We're watching the movie "How Greenwich." He stole Christmas day

Yes

I'm going to Skyler's house

What? now?

Yes, I want to study

Do you want me to go to college or not?

Goodbye

He's going to see Russell, I know that

What? It's none of my business

Come on, you still have to say it

Okay

My advice is not to fight with him about his girlfriend

Because it took you two years to do that

Yes, when I first started dating Artie

That's not true, I don't remember - but I do, it was terrible

I'm at home all the time

Yes, you were at home talking to your mother, and you never talking to me

Is it right? Yes

Sorry, dad - don't apologize, it's my fault

I don't think he's good enough for you until I realized it

that's not the point. You said he was good enough for you.

But we are doing well now

Because I stopped acting stupid

But I will never forget these two years

I like! I appreciate it, Ed

You're welcome, Artie, I mean, I'm serious

... but it has nothing to do with your career

What? Father!

I'm not denying Artie, I'm just worried about people whose dreams are specific

Just a little slip, you'll never be happy, that's all

Oh really? I think that person tends to have a guaranteed income

Which later enabled him to accept his elderly father-in-law.

And his name is Arthur

Come on honey, it's time for bed, let's go

Goodnight dear

Good night

I hope you stop being stupid

Sorry

I can't put everything back in its place, because it's been taken

All nails Now I sleep on the floor

This is ridiculous

Yes

Man, you have to admit that you're... no smarter than your grandfather

Billy, the evil snake.

thank you

Stephen, I found your dog chewing your panties again

These are not my pants

"Is it true?" It says "Captain Steve"

Get out of my room!

Captain Steve.

Apparently, it is not difficult

Hey, thanks my girl

okay, you can go. You helped me, thank you

Who is he talking to?

I know what you can do, Peter. - What is it?

You can benefit from your mental energy... the mind that consumes it

About your stupid tricks with grandpa so you don't get low marks in math

Who cares about math? This is real life

Said the man who built the virtual castle in the video game

Petersberg is not a castle, it's a palace

After three years of construction, it is almost complete

And delusions

Not

Then check if the lights will come back on again

No, no

Every beginner knows this

What was this?

'Grandpa Biscuits'

do you understand

Do you have money?

You don't have to count it, mate

I believe, Pete

This isn't funny, Peter

Don't bite me

Do what you want, just go

I'll get out of here

You don't mind if you eat it, Eddie

Stay there, stay there!

What is that?

It's an emergency chain.

What? as they appear on TV commercials?

You want me to wear this? Not at all, I won't!

You know, you can wear it under your shirt and no one will see it

very good

Dad, if you don't want to wear it for you, do it for me

But I don't need this - really?

I don't need this

Because Arthur was watching... you're acting weird

Oh really?

"For information, I'm not saying" Strange

I said, confused

Confused?

Father, is it so hard to believe that we are worried

You may not want to use it

You're right about that, because I don't want to wear it either

Look, that'll put my mind at ease, so I know

when you press the button. You will get the help you want

I beg you

I beg you

Nice necklace, grandpa

Be careful, my friend

How do you find it?

Yes, I couldn't reach him online and was worried

My life's work is being destroyed

It became a pile of rubble

It's destroyed, Petersberg

I've built it for more than a third of my life

In fact, three-twelfth is exactly 25 percent,

that's less than a third of your life

This is an accurate calculation

It's okay, man

Do you see this?

"We have to talk."

I was right, the little one slowly came to his senses.

Are you willing to use words?

I promise

Why do we have to do this?

When having peace talks, you need a neutral mediator

If not, we will end up arguing

This is stupid!

I need five minutes to finish this sitting in a chair, I'm not going to get up again.

Grandpa promised. Now you have to promise.

Okay, I promise

Well, now, I admit, hostilities have started

Grow stronger than imagined

Don't mess with other people's computers

That's not good!

It's allowed in war, son

War, I just want my room back

don't scream

I didn't scream, he screamed

Apologize to Grandpa.

No, it's okay honey

I love you grandpa- I love you too

Stop - stop what?

What's going on here? Nothing happened here

You must be neutral!

I don't even know what that means

You can't pretend that you love him more than me

But I love him more than you, because he gave me biscuits

Well, it sounds worse than it really is... that's right, I gave him the cake

but Before this negotiation date is determined

Chocolate chips. my favorite

Me too

Okay, that's enough. Peace talks were canceled

don't scream

Fuck everyone!

You can't say "Fuck"!

Peter

Can I have the second biscuit now?

Peter, take it easy, will you? You're right, the biscuit order was wrong, maybe

This might affect moderators, I realize now. that's kind of inappropriate

Somewhat inappropriate?

Well, fair, you... have a preconceived opinion about

Negotiations, you don't want to give a chance for peace talks

And why should I? You destroyed Petersburg

This is what I was trying to warn when it all started

War is not a game, Peter

Just kids, idiots, and generals... think so, war hurts

Wars injure, kill, cause misery, and we must end this immediately

How?

How about one last competition and the winner gets everything

what kind of competition?

I don't know, you can choose

I will do whatever you want to make it all over

What do I want? - Whatever you want.

Okay

This isn't a date, we only need the fourth player on the team

it must be a woman, and I don't know anyone else

Let me clarify, you want me to help your team beat your grandson's team

Because you can't find a solution to living together in the same house?

You can say it like that.

I agree, because my granddaughter drives me crazy sometimes

Crushed, we will die

Bullying tactics, that's all, Danny.

Don't show them that you are afraid, because that makes them strong

They look like baby dinosaurs

Jill, dinosaur

Do you remember how to play dodgeball?

Was there a dodgeball in this century?

There's a smart ass, I know that.

Just remember, don't aim for the head

even on the testicles, it is forbidden to point to the penis

Hey, hear what he said

Do you have tape, old man? Because you're gonna lose your testicles and get out of here

Big chat with little kids, do you want to change diapers?

do you want too?

- Men! - You dare say that.

You'd love to live in the attic, Grandpa

You will see it soon, son

- Let's get started - let's get started

Yes

Hello

Save your life!

attack

Why did I agree to do this?

A man falls

Hey, we said don't shoot!

Unfortunately, it slipped out of my hand

In this round, the junior team: points

Senior team: zero

There's a buzz in my ear. This is barbaric

Shut up, Danny, be strong. - Who is this again?

Get together, you guys

Looks like they're too fast for us

we play our way if we want to win, am I right?

Yes yes

Well, I have an idea

Second round, to your place

Take the ball!

attack

Yes, now you're in trouble

outward, you're in front and you're third

Come on, show me your best shot

Yes, this is not Mr. Headze!

It's on the testicles

right, the ball slipped out of my hand

The second game is over, both teams are tied. One last game, the winner will win all of them

Are you okay? stand up

To your place

What did he do?

Danny!

You're an animal

Yes! Who is this house for?

Our house - our home

Yes

Let's do it

Jerry! What happened?

I broke something

Yes, he's quite loud

Hey old man, are you all right?

Of course it's okay, you idiot

hoax

Hey, come out

shocking!

You're misunderstanding, I'm glad

Sorry, Danny

How are you, son?

Yes, come out

What?

This is not fair

Yes, that doesn't count, because the kid throws the ball like a girl

What's the matter, Diane? It's an injury from our class. Are you playing against your opponent now?

You three, get out!

Sorry, Grandpa, Peter. I'll get you out

Hey, what happened to the women's collaboration?

Sorry, girl

Are you okay?

This is so stupid

Yes, you're out of the game

- Come on, Ed - yes

- Come on, Peter, you can - get rid of that

- Prepare your room. - Come on

- Finish it, Ed. - Yeah, come on Ed

What are you waiting for? Come on, I have a birthday party at 8

The results are balanced

No way, tied up

What? I literally caught the ball before he could catch it

I caught the ball first

- Really? He caught earlier - He dropped it

I didn't drop anything. His fingers are weak

You see? His fingers are weak

He's old, his fingers don't work

But I have one working finger

Okay, that's enough. Game over. Come home! All of you, seriously

I won - Yes! Are you kidding?

- You lost, I'm sorry. - What are you talking about?

I caught the ball before you

Is there a bar in this place?

What is that?

Pictures only

It doesn't look like what I call a box

Yes

Don't get me wrong, this is interesting. I like it

Is this for work?

No, the city's offer... to expand the library

So, I thought I was going to make a design

But do you know something? They will definitely choose a large corporate design

Well, you won't make it unless you try

Do you know who said this?

Not

Wayne Gritsky. Best Hockey Player of all time

I was just about to say that.

Big?

The biggest.

Still not a sports fan? not

Okay

- Over here! - Ready to calm down!

Just lie there, sir.

- What do you want from me? - Calm down, sir!

- We will save your life, sir. - Hold on tight!

- Slow down - get this thing off me

- So, we hope. - What's this, you idiot?

Don't worry, sir, you're in good hands

Get rid of this thing or you will die

The patient refuses. We need a stabilizer

- You don't need a stabilizer. - Slow down, relax, sir

I hate this test

I think that's great

Get in the car

Thanks, but I thought I was going to take the bus home with my friends

Come on, get in the car

Goodbye

Is that your friend?

This is Chuck, you don't need to know about him

Where are we going?

To Lake Claire, a beautiful place. You will love it

You know I'm 12 years old, right?

I still have a future

I can be president one day

Or the first person to travel to Mars

shocking!

Get out of the car

You know, my mom was waiting for us to come for dinner

Maybe I should call him and tell him where we are

Don't bother, let's bring dinner

I rented this a few hours ago

I thought maybe we could go fishing together

What do you think about this?

That's amazing

I mean, this isn't going to be fun

you will enjoy

I think I caught fish

Pull. Could be a big fish

It's big

Beautiful, come on. This is not a fish, this is a whale

He fought back

We're going to have dinner tonight

- I'll give you new bait. - Okay

Well, throw the bait

Great fun

Thank you, this is fun

Yeah, that's what happens when you let go of grudges, okay?

How is the hunt?

Extraordinary. I caught a good fish

Good, that's probably because

There aren't many people fishing here. It's illegal

What? What?

You can ask the guard. He will come now

Throw fish - Why do I throw fish?

Discard the fish

- Why? - Throw away

The ice box

Forget the ice box

You two broke the law!

He's after us

Hey, he's after us

- What are you doing? - I'll call Chuck

Did he go. What kind of friend is that?

"Friend? He's the driver" Lyft. I do not know him

Stop! If you don't, you're in trouble

Hang in there, we're going to land

Come on

Why didn't you say, fishing is forbidden here?

Because you wanted to rent a boat

Stop!

That's cool. - Yes

But breaking the law is wrong, you know that, right?

Yes I know

Stop right here, Chuck. I want to show you something, Pete

This house is for sale. I built it

They change the color, I don't like it, what do you think?

I like

Maybe you are right

You know, over the years, when I wasn't in a good mood

Come and see that

I saw people living in the houses I built, with families

They live their life, so I feel better

Are you feeling better now?

Hey, do you wanna know a secret?

- Let's go

People who build homes... invest in their businesses

Like the artists with their paintings

Oh really?

Sure, but it's always hidden

Some wrote their names, and some hid them

Newspaper with the date of the house finished under the floorboards.

Others put poetry at the base of the toilet before installing it

And you, what are you doing?

I always ask one of my men to take a picture of me and your grandmother.

And then I hid the picture on the wall by the fireplace

So, the picture of me and your grandmother is inside the walls of this part of town

No one knows this but you

Now you know

That is cool

You will become a true fisherman.

Maybe next time we'll find a lake where fishing is allowed

Lake full of big fish

Yes, fat fish - yes, and aggressive

Grandfather? Yes, Pete?

Thank you for fishing with me

You're welcome, and I enjoy it. Let's do this as often as possible

Yes, of course

See you for dinner

very nice. You made fun of me

You really teased me. You will die

Sad

Something happens

No, not anymore

Sorry, something like that happened

I'm going to put this Santa hat right here

Have you finished writing this yet?

I'm writing it right now

Come enjoy Jenny's birthday. Great fun, birthday party

Very nice. Very nice

Do you like him?

Love it

Sorry, is that available? You can sit down

Thank you for coming with me. I can't do all this on my own

Karl and I have had many adventures together

I will miss you, old soldier

How do you know

He fell asleep, while parachuting

You look good, brother

Did you come here alone?

that's my husband

I can take you home

What is this ..?

Sorry

damn

What is this ..?

Sorry about that, Carl

I don't know this guy

So grandpa, how was the funeral yesterday?

Exquisite. Thank you for asking

what about you. Did something interesting happen at school?

No, except for a large 8th grader whose face got sprayed, it was very hot

Oh really?

Yes

What happened?

A can of orange juice exploded on her face as she opened my bag

Very strange, right?

Hello buddy

Hello, dad

I'm gonna put this stuff up and help you light the ceiling light, Ed.

Thanks, Arthur. You said Arthur

You two are a cool team

Jenny's party is going to be so much fun

All we have to do is find Santa Claus in early September and everything will be fine

Don't worry, I know Santa personally, I'm taking over this

Thank you dad, that's very good

At least this is what I can do for Jenny

Mom, before you refuse, listen to me

Can I invite Russell to Jenny's birthday party?

- It is okay?

Why? Peter's friends can come

I thought I'd call Jerry and friends, if you don't mind

Yes, that's cool

how unfair you are about this?

I hate you

I don't wanna hear this

Peter?

Yes?

Listen, you know that in World War II, German and British troops

Stop fighting on Christmas Eve, to celebrate the holidays

Your sister's birthday party is a special occasion that you must celebrate

I think you're right

Okay, let's agree a temporary truce for Jenny

agree?

agree

Stop! You hurt me

looks fun

Oh yeah, that was fun

We also love to have fun

I forgot, I have to serve my sentence

Looks like you're alone now

I have a question, do you know my grandson Peter Decker?

I hope so

- To the trash. - What?

Don't hesitate, you have to do it, son

Come on, fat man

Who are you? Come on

Disciplinary committee

Don't bother Peter, okay?

Sorry, it's not your lucky day! throw him in the trash

no, no, no

disgusting

Get me out of here, hello?

Wow

Merry Christmas, sweetheart

Merry Christmas, Jennifer.

"Merry Christmas"

So lonely, too lonely

Billy, you agreed, he definitely won't do something

And if my grandfather does something, I'm ready

Do you see that chair over there? Yes

Santa's Workshop

I've set a trap

Someone will explode

Forget it, Steve

this feels weird

Let me fix it for you

Hi everyone, guess who's here?

Merry Christmas, Santa Claus has arrived

Yes, Santa

Do not be surprised. I have a gift for all of you

Toys, candy and whatever you want

Hey, that's not grandpa

Ed?

No thanks, I have to stay awake, just in case

The little guy won't do anything, you two have agreed

No, you can't trust these kids

Hey, grandpa

Hello nice party, right?

Sure, man, I thought you were going to play Santa

I? No, I'll leave this to the professionals

Jerry has been playing Santa since he retired. Is that a problem, Pete?

Why is there a problem?

I am just asking

Can you get one of those sodas over there?

Thank you son

The kid is up to something. I can feel it.

Maybe it was just a coincidence

And what's your name?

Let me guess. 20 years ago it was not a name. right?

Peter? Dad, what's wrong?

Do you know where Mia is? she should help me

- No. - Come on, I need your help

Hey, grandpa. What happened to you? You're wet

Not all questions are answered, Peter

Do you want biscuits?

- No, I don't want to. - This is delicious

No, I really don't want biscuits

- I don't want to. - Are you sure?

I am sure

Can you put mustard... and ketchup on this sandwich?

give it to the guests before it gets cold?

OK daddy, I'm the front, you're the back

You're the boss here

I'm sorry, it wasn't on purpose

I swear, I didn't mean to do it

There is nothing you can do

Shit, the bottle must be too full

Father? The Christmas lights are fading again, can you check it?

I'll check it out

And Peter, can you check the castle guard's air compressor?

It should be a little airy in here

What do you want to do?

Grandfather

Father

Father

- Father - Yes

Are you okay?

I am fine. I found a quarter dollar here

Peter, we agree, no joke.

We made a deal, what happened?

What are you talking about?

Grandpa, I swear I didn't do it

Santa died

Yes, I did

It is not good

Danny, Ed

Do you see?

epic

Santa is coming

My hot dog!

- Jerry - Jerry Are you okay?

What happened?

Fire

Everyone back off. I'll take care of this

Dad, I'll get the hose

Well... the key has to be removed. "

"... Keep that out of my face! Oh, I'm blind

I will handle this

Grandpa, move

My Christmas tree!

My birthday cake!

What have we done?

no, no, no

Peter!

Hello mom

Mia? Russell?

Don't run, Russell

Nothing happens

Well, it's not my fault

Can anyone help me?

"Hospital"

It's a very deep scratch, Mr. Marino

Hey, you should have seen that tree

thank you

.What? No, I'll be fine

Trust me, you will be fine

Is there anyone who needs help or love?

Sally, please stop.

You almost died, father

It's true, you always exaggerate. It was an accident, that's all.

Accident? Yes

Don't you think I know nothing about "war", dad?

Or should I say "old soldier"?

it's nothing

What do you think?

Don't blame the kid, Sally. Please, it's all because of me

I'm all grown up. I should have known better

Hey, you

Sorry, it just got out of hand

I have money to make up for the losses

I will ask my friend to fix everything

It's not about home or money, dad

If you hate living with us too much, you should say!

I'm not saying I hate living with you

To be precise, you will never tell us.

Yes, I never said it. Are we done now?

No, just forget it all

The point is when you come with us, you should realize

We love you and can change your mind about living alone

But that never happened

... you're more interested

For fun ..

- Are you all right, Grandpa? - Yes, grandpa is fine

Listen, honey, sorry about what happened at your birthday party

It's okay, I have something that might make you feel better

That's fine, but I gave it to you, remember?

Don't you want it?

I think you need it more, you can borrow it

This is your great deed, my dear

You can take him home immediately

Doctors just want to check the x-rays

We'll be in the waiting room

Can I see it now?

No, it will take a long time for the two of you to meet again

Will it be okay?

He will be fine. however, you and Mia will have a different story

The two of you will be subject to "house arrest" for the next six months

House Detention, what does that mean?

Housework plus room reservation

For 6 months

What? Yes

So there must be a lot, right?

I don't do half of what he did Peter, that's not fair.

Can I get "house arrest" too?

No, my dear

Russell!

Don't leave your place

What? Ma'am

Russell? For your good

Dad, can you! Russell

He says never leave your place

Leave me alone!

Come here, coward!

Over here

Well there it is, mom lost her mind, I'll be there

Hey, know your mom, she'll wake up

You didn't hit me, did you, Mrs. Decker?

Not

what is happening right now?

What's happening now is I won't lose two years with my daughter, Russell.

Come on, hold my hand before I change my mind

Come back tomorrow

Oh really?

Hurry up and buy work clothes

I have a big hole on the second floor. This needs to be fixed

Okay

How is the result?

Thank you mom

I didn't hurt him

Everything will be alright

Come on call your grandpa and go home

Excuse me, can you check if Mr. Marino can come home?

He goes. Really, I thought you were gone too

She says her brother will accompany her

Her brother?

Yes, his name is Chuck

Chuck

Who is Chuck?

Father?

Ed?

Grandfather! Grandfather!

Grandfather!

Father! Grandfather

Ma'am

I just called Jerry, he said he didn't see it

I shouldn't be too harsh

This is Peter's fault. He told my grandfather to leave

Hey Peter, take your room back, are you happy now?

Peter? Do you hear us?

I think I know where Grandpa is

I really like the stove

They don't build anything like this anymore

thank you

You know there are secrets inside these walls

"A house is sold"

Wait!

I started this, I want to finish it too

Hey Chuck

- Grandpa - Peter

What is going on? You left your room

This is your room, son. It is always like that

I've decided, I want you to have it.

I don't want you to leave, grandpa

We both know that the room will always be between us.

No, it can't be. Plus I love the attic

I don't know why I got mad at the old room

Honestly, Grandpa, you should come back

It's not that simple, son

I'll do it all, I'll give you all your marbles, I swear

Oh, Pete.

Grandpa, please. I feel ashamed of my behavior

I hope, I die

This is my fault

No, don't think short. We are both responsible

You only defend what is yours

Maybe that's how the war started and continued

Your enemy did something bad for you, and you did something worse for him

He took revenge and you took revenge

And things got worse

And at some point someone... throws a bomb

Is that what happens in war?

Hey, that's what happened

I never wanted to go to war

So glad you said that

And I hope you don't have to

Should I tell you something?

I enjoyed a crazy match against you

Oh really?

Yes, you helped me forget my sadness about your grandmother's death

You managed to prank me several times

Well, so are you

Yes

Please, go home, grandpa

Come close

"After 3 months"

Okay, Mr. Decker, you can sign here

You know, I wanna cut the tree myself

But my wife doesn't like chainsaws

You know, I can use the chainsaw any time I want

Hey, trust me, man... if you need anything

- You can call me at the office. - Yes

I mean, I can use the chainsaw any time I want

please, respect a little

It's just a saw. Did you just say something?

Hey Grandpa, I'm ready to go fishing

I forgot to say. I can't take you fishing today

Why? It's Saturday, we're always fishing, it's ours

I know, boy, it's our business, but I have business, I'll make it up to you later

How?

Go to the movies or maybe a new ice cream shop

Look, this is mine. I have to go! I'll make it up for you

Is everything okay?

It's just Peter

We have to go

"There's an extra scene at the end of the film."

Grandfather! Grandfather!

Hey, grandpa

You see?

No, it's better this way

too much?

Sorry

again

again

I see you, I like it. This stimulates blood circulation

Russell!

Maybe you can stop recording

Sorry, I have a problem with my throat

I want to be an opera singer

Are you moving

He is still alive

You will see this in the following scene

again

Do you need help? What can I do for you?

I can help you - yes

No, it doesn't do anything

Right - let's do it again

Let's go back to sleep

And is it really driving this?

Sure, it's fun

You have to spell it better

I served in the Navy?

No, I'm just saying

Put it over there

Hey, I don't want this, man

He thinks I work for a bunch of... bad companies

.. It does not care about care and concern

Okay, stop shooting

have passed

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