All language subtitles for The.Fifth.Element.1997.2160p.GBR.BluRay.HEVC.TrueHD.7.1.Atmos-AdBlue

Aziz.

Aziz!

Aziz! Light!

"Aziz! Light!"

Good.

We start again.

When the three planets are in eclipse,
the black hole, like a door, is opened.

Evil comes, spreading terror and chaos.

See the snake, Billy. The ultimate evil.

Make sure you get the snake.
- Yes, I've got your snakes.

I've got all the snakes. So when is
this snake act supposed to occur?

Well, uh, if this is the five...

and this is the one...

Every 5,000 years.

So I've got some time, then...

Ah, you bring them water. Good boy.

I will take it to them.
Go with God. Be safe from evil.

You see here these different peoples,
or symbols of people,

gathering the four elements of life...

water, fire, earth, air...

around a fifth one.

A fifth... element.

Forgive me, Lord.
They already know too much.

Ah, Father. How are you today?

Well, Billy. You have glasses?
- Of course.

I'm so glad to see you.
It's the most extraordinary thing.

It's the greatest find in history.

Yes, you must be parched.

Huh? What? Oh, yes. I'm sorry.

I mean, it's like a battle plan...

Here the good, here the evil,

and here... a weapon against evil.

I'm going to be famous.

Then... then let us... let us toast your fame.

Oh, yeah. To fame.

Salute!

You can't drink a toast with water.

Billy, in my sack, the grappa.
- Yes.

This, I don't understand.
But this... this could be something...

prehistoric, maybe. I don't know...

They're here.

This man...

this perfect being...

I know this is the key. I know it.

This divine light they talk about...

what is divine light?

Aziz, light!

Much better. Thank you, Aziz.

My lord.

Father, this is the most
unbelievable thing I have ever seen.

Don't you think?

Uh, a-a-are you German?

Lord, I know he was
about to discover everything,

but there is no worry. I was there in time.

Priest, you and those before you
have served us well.

But war is coming.
Stones not safe on Earth any more.

This... is really amazing.

The fifth element.

Take the stones.

My lord, if you take the weapon,
we will be defenceless when the evil returns.

In 300 years,

when evil returns,

so shall we.

Oh, Professor.

Professor...

Oh! D-D-D-Don't move!

I... I have a gun!
- Billy.

Please understand. They are our friends.

Friends? Father, they've killed
the Professor. They're monsters.

I'll explain everything. Billy...

You're with them?
- Billy, look at me, I am your friend.

No, Father.
- Billy, look at me!

Please, put the gun down.

No.
- Billy, don't...

Hurry! The wall is closing!

Here is your mission now.

Pass your knowledge to the next priest
as it was passed on to you.

I-I-I will do as you command, but please hurry!
You still have time!

Time not important. Only life important.

I will fulfil my mission!

You can count on me!

I will pass the knowledge until you return!

Deploy inner ship stabilisers.
- Power to passengers, check.

Oxygen indicators showing stable.

Anything yet?
- No, sir.

Not even a temperature?
- The thermoanalysers have jammed.

One of them shows a million degrees,
the others, minus 5,000.

Let's see it.

It's taking shape.

Send out a probe.

Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the Federated Territories.

On air with General Staedert
in 30 seconds.

Oh, I, uh, I saved a seat for you, Father.

President on the line, sir.
- We're in position, Mr. President.

I have to address the supreme council
in ten minutes. Just the facts, General.

There are no results from the
chemical and molecular analyses as yet.

All the calibres are overshot.
We're initiating the thermo-nucleatic imaging.

So, you don't know what this is.

Not yet. But it's getting bigger.
- Recommendation?

My philosophy is shoot first
and ask questions later.

I don't like uninvited guests.

All right, Staedert...
- Mr. President.

Yes?

'Priest Vito Cornelius,
expert in astro-phenomena.'

I-I... have a different theory
to offer you, sir.

You have 20 seconds.

Imagine for a moment that this...
thing is not anything that can be identified

because it prefers not to be.

Wherever there is life it brings death.

Because it is evil, absolute evil.

One more reason to shoot first.
- Evil begets evil, Mr. President.

Shooting will only make it stronger.

Probe will attain its objective
in five seconds.

Growth rate is at 27%.

Your theory's interesting, Father,
but we don't have time to go into that right now.

Time is of no importance, Mr. President.
Only life is important.

You're right.
That's exactly what we're gonna do.

We're gonna protect the life
of some 200 billion of my fellow citizens.

General, you may fire when ready.

Up-front loading of a 120 zr missile.
Marker lights on the objective.

Its structure has just solidified.
- I think it's anticipating the attack.

Anticipation denotes intelligence.

The most terrible intelligence imaginable,
Mr. President.

120's loaded.

The ship is in combat formation.
Missiles are loaded, Mr. President.

Staedert?
-'Yes, sir?'

I have a doubt.
- I don't, Mr. President.

Staedert, what happened?
Staedert, can you hear me?

What happened, Staedert?

'Did you destroy it?'
- I'm about to, sir.

The planet has increased in diameter by 200%.
- It's moving towards the ship.

What... what do we have
that's bigger than 2407

Nothing, sir.

Staedert, do you hear me? Get out of there!

I don't want an incident.
Do you hear me, Staedert?

Get out of there.
Can you hear me, Staedert?

Listen! This is the President!
That's an order!

'Do you understand?

'Get out of there! Staedert! Answer me!'
- God.

Hmm.

'Four a day!

I'm tryin'.

'To quit is my goal.'

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! I'm up!

God!

All right! I'm up! God!

Yeah. Yeah. Yes?

'Hey, dog breath. Finger here"

Hi, sweetie.
- I love you too, Major.

"You haven't called me that since basic training.'
- I was talking to the cat.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.
You still prefer your cat to the real thing.'

At least the cat comes back.
- 'You still pining for that two-timing slut?

'Forget about her, man, there are
a million women out there.'

I don't want a million women. I just want one.

The perfect one.

'Don't exist, Major.'

Yeah, I know.

Ugh! I just found a picture of you.

'Oh, how do I look?"
- Like shit.

'Must be an old picture.

'Listen, you gotta bring me your hack
for a six month overhaul"

Negative.
- 'ASAP

I don't need one.

'Hey, you forgetting who sat
next to you for a thousand missions?

'I know how you drive.'

Finger, I drive a cab now,
not a space fighter.

'OK, so tell me. How many points
you got left on your licence?

"Major, how many points?'

At least 50.

'You gotta learn
how to lie better. See you tonight.'

'Welcome to Paradise.'

'Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.
This is Ruby Rhod, your main man!

'Live at five, the winner
of the super green Gemini croquet contest!

"The winner will go with me
for two days to Fhloston Paradise,

'so tune into Radio Cosmos!'

Don't watch it all day, sweetie.
It'll rot your brain.

'...For a perfect world.'

Gimme the cash.
- Been here long?

Long enough. Come on, gimme the cash.

Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium.

Neurocharged assault model.
- Yeah. Yeah!

Good thing for me it's not loaded.

Wh-What do you mean,
it's not loaded?

Well, you have to push
that little yellow button to load it.

Take your time.
- Oh, God...!

You want me to...

OK.

There you go.

Gimme the cash!

That's a very dangerous gun.

Maybe you'd better let me
hang on to this one for ya, huh?

You don't mind?
- No.

You sure?
- No. Take it. I-I don't need it!

That's a very nice hat.

You like it? Ohh, God!

Shit.

'Please enter your licence.'
- Yes, yes, just a minute.

'Welcome onboard, Mr. Dallas.

Morning. Sleep well?
- 'Use level ten"

I had a horrible nightmare.

'Propulsion 2x4.'

"You have five points left on your licence.'

Ah, thank you for reminding me.

'Have a nice day.'

Why not?

You have 48 hours.

That's the length of time it needs
to adapt itself to our living conditions.

And then?
- And then it will be too late.

The goal of this thing is not
to fight over money or power...

but to exterminate life. All forms of life.

So what you're telling me, Father,
there's nothing that can stop this?

There is only one thing.

'The Mondoshawan have in their
possession the only weapon to defeat evil.'

Four elements, gathered around a fifth.

The Supreme Being, the ultimate warrior.

Created to protect life.

Together they produce
what the ancients called the light of creation,

able to bring life
to the farthest reaches of the universe.

But if evil stands there...

Then what?
- Then light turns to dark,

life to death, forever.

Sir, a Mondoshawan spaceship
is requesting permission to enter our territory.

Give it permission,
with my warmest regards.

Thank you.

'Permission granted.'

Show time.

We are lost.

Aknot, we are connected to Earth.

Mr. Zorg's office.
- 'It's Aknot.'

I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.

'The mission is accomplished.

"You'll have what you asked for in a few hours.'

Good. I'll meet you at my factory.

The attack was launched
by two unregistered warships.

Close all borders and declare
a state of general alert.

Contact the Mondoshawans,
we owe them an explanation.

300 years of waiting for nothing.

Father, you should go home and rest.
- No!

The Mondoshawan. I'm their contact.
They will come for me.

Father, this is government business now.
I will keep you informed.

The rescue team has reported
from the Mondoshawan crash site.

Any survivors?
- Only one.

Is that what you call a survivor?
- A few cells are still alive. It's more than I need.

Have you at least identified it?
- We tried, but the computer went off the charts.

Human beings have 40 DNA memo groups,
enough for any species to perpetuate itself.

This has 200,000 memo groups.

Sounds like a freak of nature to me.
- Yeah! Can't wait to meet him.

You OK, General? Over here.

Excuse me.

General, I wanna show you something.
This is a normal human DNA chain, OK?

You, me, anybody, right? Watch this.

The compositional elements
of his DNA chain are the same as ours.

There's simply more of them, tightly packed
with infinite genetic knowledge,

almost like this being was engineered.

Is there any danger?

No, no, no.
We put it through the cellular hygiene detector.

The cell is, for lack of a better word, perfect.

OK, go ahead.

But Mr. Perfect better be polite,
or I'll turn him into cat food.

Activate it.

Tissue processing.

Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.

This is the last phase. The cells
are bombarded by slightly greasy solar atoms,

which forces the body to react to protect itself.
That means growing skin.

Wonderful...

Reconstruction complete.

Remove the shield.

I told you. Perfect.

Thermal bandages.

I'd, uh, like to take a few pictures...

...for the archives.

What's she saying?
- I don't know. Activate the phonic detector.

Is, uh, is that thing solid?

Unbreakable.
- Good.

Mlarta!

If you want out, you're going to have
to learn to develop those communication skills.

General alert!

What about the alarm? Security!

Perfect.

Ladder on 18.

Two men with me.
The rest in the main ventilation.

This way.

OK, lady, stay calm. This is the police.

There's nowhere else to go,

so you're gonna slowly turn around
and put your hands on the floor.

Do you understand me?

She doesn't.

I think we need a flying unit here.

'This is the police.

"This is the police.
We are processing your identification.

'Please put your arms up
and follow our instructions.'

She has no file.

She dove off!

"You just had an accident!"

Yes, I know I just had an accident,
you daffy bastard!

'You have one point left on your licence.'
- Yeah! Look out! No! Left!

God, I can't believe it. Shit.

Any survivors?

Hi.

You OK?

Boom!

"Boom". Yeah. I understand "Boom".

Ba-dah boom!

Big. Yeah. Big ba-dah boom.

Big. Ba-dah big boom.

Big boom.
- Yeah. Big ba-dah boom.

Ba-dah boom.

Big boom. Big ba-dah boom.

You're lucky you're not dead.

'This is a police control.

'Please keep your hands on the wheel.

'You have an unauthorised
passenger in your vehicle.

'We are going to arrest her"

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sorry, honey. Looks like this is your ride.

Open the door.

Akta.
- Better do what they say.

Akta.

Sorry.

P-please... h-help.

I've only got one point left on my licence,
and I need that to get back to the garage

and get the cab a six-month
overhaul. You understand?

Can you please open the passenger door.

Pl... pl-ease...

help.

I can't.

'I repeat, can you please
open your passenger door.'

Yeah, yeah, sure. Why not?

Thank you for your cooperation.

Help.

Finger's gonna kill me.

Hey!

Emergency! Emergency!

'One point has been removed from...'
- Yes, I know!

'...your licence...'

This is so stupid.

'Pursue yellow cab, level 10.'
- Unit 47. We're on the way...

As soon as we finish lunch.

Two golden menus.
- Thank you.

I'm too old, too tired and too hungry
to go chasin' some hot rodder.

Thank you so much.

And I'm definitely too thirsty.

Look out!

Whoa...

We got lucky.

If they don't chase ya after a mile,
they don't chase ya.

Maybe it's two miles.

Hang on.

Look, lady, I only speak two languages:
English and bad English.

Run an ID.

Now don't get me wrong,
I'm all for conversation,

but maybe you could just
shut up for a minute!

He's got a scan block.
- Means he's a car thief. Blast him!

I don't know what you did
to piss these guys off...

but they are really pissed off. Hold on!

I think we're safe for a while.

You wanna play it soft, we'll play it soft.

You wanna play it hard, let's play it hard.

If we make it to the fog, we'll be all right...

If we make the fog.

How do they expect us
to find anything in this shit?

We'll just wait here till things quiet down,
if you don't mind.

Hey?

Shit.

You OK?

Priest...

You don't need a priest,
you just need a doctor.

Vito... Cornelius.

What?
- Priest.

Yes?

I'm, uh, looking for a priest.

Weddings are one floor down, my son.
Congratulations.

She's not my bride, she's my fare.

She wants Vito Cornelius.
Phone book said he lived here.

Yes, that's me,
but I don't know who she is.

Nobody knows who she is.
No file, no ID, nothing.

She's got a tattoo on this arm here.

T-ta-tattoo...?

It's... the... F-F-F...

Fifth...

Element.

Finger's gonna kill me.

Hey! Wake up.

Who are you?
- I brought the girl. Remember?

The redhead.

She just dropped in on me.
Started speaking this bizarre language.

It's not bizarre, it's the divine language,

the ancient language.
- OK.

Spoken throughout the universe
before time was time. He...

He's a she...?

You noticed that, huh?
- Yes.

It's a miracle.
- It's a miracle she's not dead.

We've not a moment to lose.
Wake her up - but gently.

This woman is mankind's
most precious possession.

Sh-sh-she is perfect.

Oh...!

Perfect.

Have to be dignified.

Hey, lady. Wake up.

You're right. I shouldn't have done that.

It was wrong but he said wake you gently.
- Seno akta gamat!

You're right. You're right.
- Seno akta gamat.

I thought you might
remember me from the cab.

Remember? "Ba-dah boom"?

Big ba-dah boom?
- "Boom"?

Boom. Big ba-dah boom.
In the cab? Here, look.

I drive a cab. This is me.

Korben Dallas.

Korben. You understand?

Here. Take it. Go ahead.

You can call me
when you learn to speak English.

Mm-hmm. Ah! Ah!

Just kidding.

And what is your name?

You...?

Korben.

Good. That's...
That whole thing's your name, huh?

Do you have a, uh, a... shorter name?

Not "Yadayadayadayada-oooh". Shorter.

Me, Korben Dallas.

Leeloo.

Leeloo.

Korben. Leeloo. Leeloo. Korben.

Look, it's... Oh...!

Are you sure she's a supreme being?
- Absolutely sure.

Old friends! OK. Good...

Yeah, you're right.
Could you ask if I could have the gun back?

What's your name?
- Korben Dallas.

Thank you, Mr. Dallas, for all your help,
you've been so kind.

But now the girl needs some rest.
She's been on a long trip.

Yes, I was there when she landed...

W-W-Wait, Father.

She said something I didn't understand.
What does "Akta gamat" mean?

Uh, "Never without my permission".

That's what I thought.

I shouldn't have kissed her.

Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I forgot your food.

How about some nice Thai food
to apologise?

Yeah, yeah, hold on. What?

'Hey, buddy, I'm waitin' all day here.'
- Finger.

"Where is the cab?'
- Car's runnin' fine. Purring like a kitten.

"Fine"? I know you, Dallas.
"Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.

'C'mon, you can tell your old buddy
Finger what happened.'

Listen...
- 'You dinged the goddamn fender again!'

Finger, I was on my way to see you
and a big fare fell in my lap.

One of these really big fares
you just can't resist.

"Oh. How big?'

Five-nine... blue eyes...

long legs, great skin.

You know... Perfect.

'Uh-huh. I see. And this, uh, "perfect” fare,
she got a name?'

Yeah. Leeloo.

What's she doing?

Learning our history,
the last 5,000 years that she's missed.

She's been asleep for
quite a while, you know.

I know she's been through a lot,
but we don't have much time.

Yes, you're right.

Chick-en good.

Chick-en.

Um...

I'm really sorry to interrupt you, but...

the case, with the stones...

Where is it?
- San agamat chay bet envolet.

Stolen?!
- Mm-hm.

Who in God's name would do such a thing?

Excuse me, sir. The council is worried
about the economy heating up.

They wondered
if it'd be possible to fire 500,000.

Maybe from one of those smaller
companies, where no-one would notice?

Like one of the cab companies?

Fire one million.
- But 500,000...

One million. Fine, sir.

Sorry to have disturbed you.

It's uh... it's for the supreme, uh...
- Yes, yes.

Oh! Sorry. Uh...
I, uh, didn't know your size.

And I, uh, found you this make-up box.
OK? You just put it like that...

Danko.

Yes, there was a man with a limp...

Came here about a month ago
asking about the stones.

He said he was an art dealer.

Domo danko.
- What was his name?

Oh, I'm so bad with names.

They really made her...
- Perfect. I know.

Cornelius...

What did she say?

'She says
she knows exactly where they are.'

My dear Aknot, how about those
two little planes that you borrowed?

Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face.

It doesn't suit you. Take it off.

Much better.
Never be ashamed of who you are.

You're warriors. Be proud.

So what if the federal government
scatters your people to the wind?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Your time for revenge is at hand.

Voila, the ZF-1.

It's light, handle's adjustable for easy carrying,
good for righties and lefties,

breaks down into four parts,

undetectable by X-ray, ideal
for quick and discreet interventions.

Titanium recharger,
3,000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300.

And with the replay button,
another Zorg invention, it's even easier.

One shot...

and replay sends every following shot
to the same location.

And to finish the job,
all the Zorg oldies but goldies.

Rocket launcher.

Arrow launcher
with exploding or poisonous gas heads.

Very practical. Our famous net launcher.

The always-efficient flamethrower.

My favourite.

And for the grand finale -

the all-new ice cube system.

Four full crates delivered right on time.

And what about you, my dear Aknot?
Did you bring me what I asked you for?

Yes.

Magnificent.

Listen...

This case... is empty.

What do you mean, empty?

Empty. The opposite of full.

This case is supposed to be full!

Anyone care to explain?

The guardians gave the stones
to someone they could trust...

...wh-who took another route?

She's supposed to
contact this person in a hotel...

...and she's looking for the address. Easy.

Dot.

It's planet Fhloston, in the Angel constellation.

We're saved.

I'm screwed.

You asked for a case,
we brought you a case.

A case with four stones in it!

Not one or two or three but four!
Four stones!

What the hell am I supposed to do
with an empty case?

We are warriors, not merchants.

But you can still count!
Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers.

Four stones, four crates.
Zero stones, zero crates!

Pack everything up! We're outta here!

We risked our lives.

I believe a little compensation is in order.

Oh. So you are merchants after all.

Leave 'em one crate... for the cause.

I don't like warriors.
Too narrow-minded, no subtlety.

And worse, they fight for hopeless causes.

Honour! Honour's killed millions of people,
hasn't saved a single one.

Tell you what I do like, though.
A killer. A dyed-in-the-wool Killer.

Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.

Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1,

would've immediately asked about
the little red button on the bottom.

Bring me the priest.

I got it, everything about Fhloston Paradise
and the blueprint of the hotel.

Good work, my son.
Now we've just got to get there.

It's not going to be easy.
There's a big charity ball on Fhloston tomorrow.

The flights are full for months, and with all the
celebrities, the hotel will guarded like a fortress.

There must be a way.

I'll get it.

Weddings?

Not really. Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you.

M-Mr. Who?
- Mr. Zorg.

'Jean-Baptiste... Emmanuel... Zorg.'

It's nice to see you again, Father.

Ah! I remember you now.

The so-called art dealer.

I'm glad you got your memory back...
"cause you're gonna need it.

Where are the stones?

I don't know. And even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell somebody like you.

Why? What's wrong with me?

I try to serve life...

but you only seem to want to destroy it.

Aw, Father... you're so wrong.
Let me explain.

Life, which you so nobly serve, comes
from destruction, disorder and chaos.

Take this empty glass.
Here it is, peaceful, serene, boring.

But if it is...

destroyed...

Look at all these little things. So busy now.
Notice how each one is useful.

What a lovely ballet ensues,
so full of form and colour.

Now, think about all those people
that created them.

Technicians, engineers. Hundreds of people
who will be able to feed their children tonight

so those children
can grow up big and strong

and have little teeny-weeny
children of their own,

and so on and so forth,
thus adding to the great chain... of life.

'Water. Fruit.'

You see, Father, by creating a little destruction...

'A cherry.'
- ...I'm, in fact, encouraging life.

In reality, you and I
are in the same business.

Cheers.

Where's the robot to pat you on the back?
Or the engineer?

Or-Or the children, maybe?

You see now how all your so-called power
counts for absolutely nothing,

how your entire empire of destruction
comes crashing down,

all because of one... little... cherry.

Y-You saved my life.

And in return I'll spare yours...

for now.

You're a monster, Zorg.

I know.

Torture who you have to.
The President, I don't care.

Just bring me those stones.

You have one hour.

It's gobbling up all the
communications satellites in the galaxy.

Why in the hell is it eating up all the satellites?

We're working on it, Mr. President.

I managed to contact the Mondoshawan,

they deplore the incident,
but accept our apologies.

Were the stones in the wreckage?

The stones weren't aboard the ship.
- What do you mean?

The Mondoshawan
never fully trusted the human race,

so they gave up the stones
to someone they do trust.

'Her name is Plavalaguna. She's a diva.'

And she's going to sing at a
charity ball on Fhloston Paradise

in a few hours.
She has the stones with her.

The Mondoshawans have accepted our offer
to send someone to get the stones.

Excellent.

I want this operation
to be as discreet as possible.

No troops, no big operation.
I want your best man to go undercover.

I have the perfect one.

You got a message.
- Yeah.

Gonna open it? Could be important.
- Like the last two I got were important.

First one was from my wife
telling me she was leaving.

The second was from my lawyer
telling me he was leaving with my wife.

That is bad luck.

But grandfather say,
"It never rain every day".

This is good news. Guarantee.

I bet you lunch.

OK.

Come on.

You are fired!

Oh... I'm sorry.

Well...

at least I won lunch.

Good philosophy. See good in bad. I like.

Hello.
- 'Korben, sweetheart.

"You got broken fingers?
You can't punch my number?'

Hi, Mom.

'17 messages. And don't tell me
your machine is broken again.

'Those things are good for 1000 years.'

Mr. Kim, you should go.
This is gonna take a minute.

'...Your white pussycat,
who you obviously love more than me.'

Goodbye, Mr. Dallas.

Ah, fortune for you.
- 'Oh, Christ! I'll never be a grandmother.'

Bring you good luck.
- Yeah, sure.

'Korben, you know how my poor body's failing me.
You have to take me on this trip.'

Ma, what are you talking about?

'Oh, I get it.
You wanna make your only mother beg!'

No, I don't wanna make you beg.
All' I want is an explanation.

Look, I just got in. I just smashed my cab,
I lost my job, I got mugged.

Besides that, everything's peachy.
Thanks for asking.

Now will you just settle down and
explain this to me calmly?

'Oh, so you don't know you won a trip,

'to Fhloston Paradise for two, for 10 days.

'And I suppose you're going
to leave me on the lunar surface

'to freeze my ass off.'

If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it.

Somebody would've notified me.

"Korben, they've been blaring your name
out on the radio for the last hour, you big ape!'

Ma, I'll call you back.

General Munro.
How nice to see you in the 5,000 block.

Nice apartment, Major.
Looks like you settled into a wonderful life.

Heard you lost your job.

Oh, you heard that, huh?

Well, don't worry. I'll get another job.

Don't bother. We have one for you.

Major Dallas, you've been selected
for a mission of the utmost importance.

What mission?
- Save the world.

You leave immediately
for Fhloston Paradise.

Retrieve four stones from the diva Plavalaguna

and bring them back with the
utmost discretion possible. Any questions?

Yeah - why me?
I retired six months ago, remember?

Three reasons. One:

as a member of
the army elite special forces

you're expert in the use of all equipment
needed for this mission.

Two: of all the members of your unit,
you're the most highly decorated.

And the third one?

Of all the members of your unit,
you're the only one left alive.

You check your messages?
- No, I've had enough good news for one day.

Might be important.

You're a winner!
- You've won a trip to Fhloston Paradise.

Here are your tickets.

You rigged the contest?
- Uh-huh.

Congratulations.

Couldn't be more discreet?
- Old tricks are the best tricks, eh?

Major Iceborg
will accompany you as your wife.

I am not going.
- Why not?

Excuse me.

Who is it? Who is it?

Um, my wife.

You remarried?
- Yes. No.

I just met this girl but I'm gonna marry her,
I love her, but she hates the military.

She knows that the military
ruined my last marriage

and she can't have anything to do with it.

If she sees you she's gonna kill me.
- Major. Major.

You gotta hide!

We'd love to help, but where can we hide?

Major, we don't have time for this.

It's just for one minute.

You have no idea
how much you're helping me.

I'll be a happily married...
- Major. Major. Major!

The three of us won't fit in there.
- Sure you will.

Major! Ow, my foot!

Major! Major!

Apipoulai.

I'm really sorry to resort
to these methods, Mr. Wallace...

Dallas.
- Uh, Dallas.

But we heard of your good luck on the radio
and we need your tickets for Fhloston.

Is this the way priests
usually take vacations?

We're not going on a vacation,
we're on a mission.

What kind of mission?

We have to save the world, my son.

You're gonna, uh, save the world?

Yes!

Down there. Down there.

Come with me.

'This is a police control.

'This is not an exercise.'

Get in!

Just stay here for one minute.
I promise, everything'll be fine.

'This is a police control.'

Don't touch anything.
- 'This is not an exercise.

'Can you please spread your legs
and place your hands in the yellow circles.'

What are you doing?

I'm gonna save your ass
so you can save the world.

I think this is the door.
There's no name or number.

Let's see it.

Sir, are you classified as human?
- Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

I found him.

'Mr. Korben Dallas?'

Sir, can you put your hands
on the yellow circles, please?

Smoke you!

Wrong answer.

"The police control is now terminating.'

"Thank you for your cooperation.
Have a nice day.'

OK, we got the guy.
Wasn't easy but we bagged him.

'Thanks for the tip.'
- Glad to be of help, my friend.

The guard's been arrested
for uranium smuggling.

Everything's going as planned.

All I have to do now is
go to the airport, take his place,

and I'll be in Fhloston
in less than four hours.

Don't come back without the stones.

Check the stairs.

Korben Dallas. We got him.
- Perfect.

Akanit, take command.

Go to Fhloston and get the stones.

If Zorg really wants them,
he'll have to negotiate.

Revenge is at hand.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I forgot about the autowash.

There's an autowash in that shower.

I'm so sorry.
- "O-to-wash".

Autowash, yes, in the shower.
- Autowash.

You know, it's funny,
I've met you twice today,

and both times,
you've ended up in my arms.

It's my lucky day.

L-L-L-Lucky-y-y-y.

Yeah.

Did you hear something?

Cornelius.

Oh! Oh! Are you...?

Autowash.

I'm so sorry.

I don't need your help.
- Sorry.

Want a cup of coffee?
- Yes, please.

Autowash.

Coffee's not really my speciality.

You must drink a lot of coffee
being a priest, huh?

Argh!

I know, I know! I'm not proud
of what I did! I had no choice!

I'll take the mission.

'The New York
International Airport apologises...'

Did you get them?

Yeah, I got 'em.

'...for the work interruption
by our refuse disposal personnel.'

"Leeloo Dallas".
- Multi-pass.

"Korben David Dallas". Perfect.

No, I can't possibly be your husband.
I'm too old.

David is... in great shape.

He'll protect you.
Now, please, go to the diva,

collect the stones
and meet me at the temple.

Now. Yes?

OK.

'Final call
for Fhloston Paradise at gate 26...

Last call for Fhloston Paradise.
Hurry up.

Uh... Uh... Uh... The t-tickets.
- Thank you.

ID, Please.
- I-I-I'm sorry. Uh...

There.
- In here?

'Thank you.'

Mr. Dallas?
- Uh... Yeah.

Congratulations on winning the contest.

Oh, right. OK.
- Sorry for the mess.

The mess?
- The garbage.

Oh, right...

Whoo! Made it.

I was so afraid
I wasn't going to make this flight.

So I sent... David to pick up
my boarding pass.

But now David has to go. Thank you. Bye.

I am Korben Dallas.

'Please report infractions
to the space port authority.'

And, uh, this is?

Leeloo Dallas multi-pass.

Yeah.
- Multi-pass.

She knows it's a multi-pass.
Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.

We're newlyweds. Just met.
You know how it is.

Bumped into each other, sparks happened...
- Multi-pass.

She knows it's a multi-pass!
Yeah, anyway, we're in love.

I know she's made to be strong.

She's also so fragile, so human.
You know what I mean?

Do you want some more?
- Yeah.

Make that two.
- David... David?! Where's Leeloo?

She's on the plane with Mr. Dallas.
- What?

I'm sorry, Father.
I thought he was gonna kill me.

But this is not possible.
... This is not possible.

You want some more?
- This is all my fault.

It is my mission.
I should have never given it to you.

I know.

Here's the key to the temple.
- Oh, no!

Prepare for our arrival.
I go to face my destiny. Yes.

I don't want to go to Egypt!

'Thank you.'
- Dallas...? Korben Dallas?

Yeah, that's me.
- Um, just a minute, please.

It will take just one more minute.

We'll be right back.

Oh, Mr. Dallas! Oh, um...
We really need you right now.

Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live,
and he needs you for an interview.

Miss?
- Multi-pass.

Tell Aknot plan A flopped. Go to plan B.

OK.

Aliens ahead. Spread out.

Backup unit, zone 18.

Come on, keep moving.

Mr. Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.

It's a great honour to be on his talk show.

Ruby Rhod!
- He's so green.

Yes, I'm sure you're very excited,

but I'm on my vacation,
I don't want to be bothered.

I'd prefer to remain anonymous.

Korben Dallas! Here he is!

The winner of the Gemini Croquet contest.

This boy is fuelled like fire.

So start melting, ladies,
"cause the boy is hotter than hot!

He's hot, hot, hot!

Right size, right build, right head, right on.

Right on, right on!
And he's got something to say...

To those 50 billion pairs of ears out there.

Pop it, D-man.

Uh, hi.
- Unbelievable!

Wither, ladies. He'll set the world on fire.

Here, from 5 to 7, you'll know
everything about the D-man.

His dreams, his desires,

his most intimates of intimates.

And from what I'm looking at,
intimate is this stud-muffin's middle name.

So tell me, my man...
you nervous in the service?

Uh, not really.

Freeze those knees, my chickadees.
The Korben's in the place and he's on the case.

Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince...

of Fhloston Paradise!

The hotel of 1,001 follies,
lollies and lick 'em lollies.

A magic fountain flow
of nonstop wine, women

and hootchy-kootchy-coo!

All night long!

♪ All night long, all night

Oooooh!

Start licking stamps, girlies, 'cause this guy's
gonna have you writing home to mama.

Right here from 5 to 7,
I'll be your voice, your tongue.

I'll be on the trail of the sexiest man
of the year. D-man. Your man...

...my man.

Oh...!

'End of transmission.'

'OK, Ruby.
See you tomorrow at 5.

How was it?
- Oh!

Wow!
- Absolutely...

So green!
- Green like what?

Oh...
- Crystal green, crystal green.

Any green you like!

Emerald green.
- Like, tree green.

Bzzz! BZZZZZZ!

ZZZZ! ZZZZZ!

Korben, sweetheart. What was that?

It was bad! It had nothing!
No fire, no energy, no nothing!

I have a show to run here,
and it must pop, pop, pop!

So tomorrow from 5 to 7,

will you please act like you have more
than a two-word vocabulary?

It must be green, OK? OK?

Can I talk to you for one friggin'...

I didn't come here to play
pumba on the radio.

So tomorrow, from 5 to 7,
you're gonna give yourself a hand. Green?

Super green.

Dallas? Korben Dallas?

That's me.

I only have one Korben Dallas on my list
and he's already checked in. OK?

That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.

Sorry, sir. Our boarding is finished.
- Hey!

Wait, wait, wait! Wait!

Hey, hey, hey!
I need to talk to someone.

I don't believe this!

"This is not an exercise.
This is a police control.'

I'm sorry.
- 'Put your hands in the yellow circles.'

There's been a mistake.

To make your flight as short as possible,

our flight attendants are switching on
the sleep regulator

which will regulate
your sleeping during the flight.

Thank you.

Hi.

Oh, you speak English now?
- Yes, I learn.

Good.

Leeloo, we are not on vacation.

I'm on a very important mission
for some very important people.

If I hadn't come to get you,
you'd be in big trouble.

Do you understand "big trouble"?
- Yes.

You no trouble.

Me... Fifth element.

Supreme being.

Me... protect... you.

Hmm?

Sleep.

Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.
- No, wait...!

Sleep regulator operative
in zone one, Captain.

Thank you. Zone two,
are you operative? Zone two?

Everything's ready, Captain. Mr. Rhod!

What?

You're going to have to assume
your individual position.

I don't want one position!
I want all positions!

Oh, Mr. Rhod!

Parasites in the landing gear.
- Ground, you copy?

Got it. Front gear.

Give me some heat, man!
We need some heat here, man.

Give us some heat!

Some heat over here, man!

Good shit, man.
Put the heat over here, man!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Come, come, come.
Gimme that. Gimme that.

Take that!

Oh! Mr. Rhod! Oh!

You can call me Ruby.

Fuelled and ready to go.

Yep.
- I'll buy you one, man.

Have you taken off already?

I'm not on the plane.

What?
- The real Dallas took my place.

'I don't understand.'
- Are you making fun of me?

Nah, nah, nah. I swear, I swear!

I never felt this way before.
We have a human...

Really?
- Yeah!

Believe me, there's no other way
of getting on this plane.

Ground is clear.
- Roger. Ready for liftoff.

Confirmed.

Not now. No, please. Please, don't... oh!

Power pressure?
- Primed.

Protection?
- Confirmed.

Power increase?
- Ten seconds.

I am...

a little... disappointed.

Five.
- And if there is one thing I do not like...

Three.
- ..It is to be...

Two.
- ...disappointed.

One.

Sorry, sir.
This will never happen again.

I know.
- Liftoff.

Landing gear secure.
- Roger. Check list for light speed.

Sir, we're finally getting something.

It's sending radio wavelengths.

What does it want with radio waves?
- Maybe it wants to make a call.

Zorg's office.

I told you, I do not want to be disturbed.

I know you don't want to be disturbed
unless it's Mr. Shadow, and it's Mr. Shadow.

'It's Shadow again.'

Zorg here.
- 'Am I disturbing you?"

No, no, no. No, I was just...

Where are you?

'Not far now.'

Good... Good, good.

'How are the stones?'

Fine, fine. Ju-Just fine. I'll have the, uh...

I'll have the four stones
you asked for any time now

but-but it wasn't easy.

My costs have tripled.

'Money is of...

'no importance.

'I want...

'the... stones.'

The stones... will be here.

...I'll see to it personally.

'I will be among you... soon.'

We lost it.
- We lost the signal.

Damn!

"Ladies and gentlemen,
we are descending to Fhloston Paradise.

"The local time is 3:20pm.

"Our temperature is currently
85 degrees Fahrenheit.

'We do hope you enjoyed your flight
and hope to see you again soon.'

'Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Paradise.'

Excuse me. Thank you.
Excuse me, please.

Wow.

Parasites in main ventilation.

Again? Don't worry, I'll get 'em.

Arghh!

Have we arrived yet?
- Yeah.

Oh, good.

We have 12 swimming pools
and two on the rooftop.

Restaurants are between levels two and ten.

Fhloston has 400 beaches,
all accessible until 5pm.

Then, the airship goes higher,
to offer you a better view with your dinner.

Is the diva here yet?
- Not yet.

Are there any tickets left
for this opera? I'm a really big fan.

You have a seat reserved, front row.

Next to Ruby Rhod!

He's so talented, don't you think?
I just love him. He's so sexy.

Anyway, he has your ticket for the show
and he'll be here in 20 minutes.

Do you know where I can
get something to wear?

Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas.
- Thank you.

Hello?

"You miserable bastard!
I never should have pushed you out!'

Ma?
- 'l was in labour for days,

'and this is how you repay me?
I should've just gotten a robot.'

Come on, Ma.
-'Don't "Come on, Ma" me.

'I should be there, not you.
I need a tan! I need a cocktail!'

"Plava... Plava..."

Get the case in!

Hello, Miss Diva. I'm Fog.
Welcome to the, uh... I am, uh...

...security. Welcome to the... tall.

Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Sure.

What's your name?
- Uh, Fog.

Miss Plavalaguna wants you to know
how glad she is you're here.

She will give you what you've
come to get after the concert. Stay here.

"You're listening to Radio Cosmos,
and it is now 5pm.'

Helm to 108.
- Yes, sir.

Helm 108!
- Helm to 108.

'Time to join Ruby Rhod
and Korben Dallas,

'the lucky winner
of the Gemini Croquet contest.

'Coming at ya live from Fhloston...'

Paradise! Ruby Rhod
at your service for two hours

with lusty Korben and the manager
of this super green hotel.

And Miss Gemini Croquet,

in person, with 8,000 other lucksters here

to enjoy the privilege of the
unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna.

Bzzzz!

And now we enter what must be the most
beautiful concert hall in all the universe.

A perfect replica of the old opera house.

But who cares?

To my right, a row of ministers.
More sinisters than ministers.

To my left, Baby Ray,
star of stage and screen.

He's not gonna get much
out of this concert, he's stone deaf!

To who?

And here we have Roy von Bacon,
King of Laser Ball.

The Emperor of Kodar Japhet
and his lovely daughter.

"I love to sing!"
she recently confessed to me.

By the way, I have a recording
of her talented voice.

I'll play the rest of the song after the concert

because right now, it's time
for Korben to say the word of the day.

So tell me, my man,
you happy here in the big world?

Thrilled.

And now...

Champagne!

Commerciall Commercial!

'Break for 30 seconds.'

Bzzz!

Show time.

Commander, I have a ship in trouble
requesting permission to dock for repairs.

Put him in the docking garage,
inform security.

Sir.

'Permission granted for one hour.'
- More than I need.

Yes?

Champagne for the diva.

I'll take it.

I found it!

Get her!

It was an ambush!

If it's war they want, it's war they'll get!

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo! My compliments, little lady.

Thanks for doing the dirty work.
I couldn't have done a better job myself.

Hand over the stones.

Nobody move! I'm taking over the ship!

Hands up!

Ruby! Ruby!

Ruby!

I know this music.

Let's change the beat.

Ladies and gentlemen, something's happening here.
I think we're being attacked.

'I don't know who they are,
but they're everywhere!

"They're warriors, and they're ugly!

"They got big teeth, big foreheads,
and big ears, and they stink!”

Mangalores.

The government sent me to help you.
Just stay calm.

- If somebody hears this, come and get me.
- I'm in the first row.

You must give her the stones.
- Who?

The fifth element.

The supreme being sent to Earth
to save the universe.

Leeloo?
- Yes.

But she's more fragile than she seems.

She needs your help.

And your love.

Or... she will die.

No, no. Stay with me.
- Help!

If you want something done,
do it yourself. Yep!

Come on, honey. You can't die.

Wake up! Where are the stones?

What?
- Where are the stones?

The stones...

They're not here...!

The stones, where are they?

In me.

What? What?

Oh, my God! Korben! Another one coming!

I think we should go! Korben.
- Give me a minute.

Hey, you! I said you!

I'm not with him!
- Where's the other?

I said one minute. Ruby, hold this gun.

W-What you want me to do?
- Put your hand on it.

Got it?
- What do I do?

If it moves, squeeze the trigger.
- I don't feel right, Korben.

"The stones are in me".

I got a headache. Korben, this ain't me.

Ruby...

Sorry, sorry!

Sorry, huh? Think he's gonna be OK?

Oh, my God, Korben! Another one coming.

Aw, shit! Three coming, Korben!

Listen, you guard this with your life
or you're gonna look like this guy. You green?

Green.

'Super green?'
- 'Super green.'

Is that your idea of a discreet operation?

Don't worry, sir.
I know my man. He'll calm things down.

OK!

Move! Move!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Ladies and gentlemen,
this... this is amazing.

Let me do it.

Oh, my God! It's Korben, my man.
Korben Dallas is in trouble.

Hey, Ray!

The gun!

Gimme the gun! The gun!

I'm gonna go and try to see if I...

can see something a little closer.

Yes, the gun. Yeah.

Thanks, Ray...

Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I'm not armed!

Get up!
- You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot.

I'm not armed.

Oh, my God.

I'm on vacation. It's a... Don't shoot me,
please. I'm on a vacation.

I won a... contest.

Gemini croquettes to Fhloston Paradise.

Down!

Wait a minute...
- Get down!

He's trying to say something me.
- Get down!

OK.

Sorry, my man!

Korben? Korben? Where are you, man?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Korben!

They're coming. Korben, they're coming.

Korben!

Don't move.
- What?

W-W-W-What you doing?

Count to ten.

Korben, was that a bomb?
- Shut up and count!

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine...

Ten.

...am... very disappointed!

Korben, my man, what are you looking for?

Control room.

This is it.
- I'll be over here...

Let's go!

Quiet! Quiet!

You in charge?
- Yeah.

How many of 'em are out there?
- I-I don't know.

Let's count.

Seven on the left, five on the right.

Four on the right, two on the left.

We need to find the leader.
Mangalores won't fight without the leader.

One more shot,
and we start killing hostages.

That's the leader.

Send someone to negotiate.

I-I-I-I... I've never negotiated.

You mind if I try?

No, no. Sure, sure, sure.

We're sending somebody in to negotiate.

Anybody else wanna negotiate?

Wh-Where did he learn
to negotiate like that?

I wonder.

There's Ruby!
- I thought he was dead!

Master!

It was nothing.
It was... just a helping hand.

Ladies and gentlemen,
it's Ruby Rhod, still alive...

Ow!

What's wrong with you? It hurts!

Wow! Zoom!

Korben, I realise that you
must be pretty mad at me.

But I am fighting for a noble cause.

You're trying to save the world.
I remember.

Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo, Father.

Leeloo's in trouble?
- When is Leeloo not in trouble?

Where is that?
- The diva suite.

Leeloo?

Leeloo, hang on.

How the hell do you
get yourself in these positions?

Come on.

I'm here. It's all right. Everything's OK now.

We got the stones, all right?
Just take it easy.

My man. My man.

What's this thing with all these numbers?

It's... It's... It's a... It's a...

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Because if it was a bomb,
the alarms would go off,

because all these hotels
have bomb detectors. Right?

"This is a Type-A alert.

'For security reasons,
the hotel must be evacuated.

'Proceed calmly to the lifeboats...'
- Stay calm!

"...In the main hallways...'
- Please, stay calm!

Stay calm!

Korben, my man.
You know how to stop this, right?

Korben?

"Two minutes to complete evacuation"

Get back!
- Evacuation! Evacuation!

Sorry, sir, you can't stay here.
There's a bomb in the hotel.

I know.

We goin' to die!

Get in. Get in.

'One minute to total evacuation.'

This way.

'45 seconds.

Get her strapped in.

Korben, you know how to fly this thing?

Just like driving a cab.

How do we get out the door?

'15 seconds.

'Ten, nine, eight,

'seven,

'six,

five...'

For the honour.

Oh, no.

You should hold on.

Like driving a cab.

Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now 7pm. Time for the news.

See you tomorrow for a new adventure.

'End of transmission.'

That's the best show I ever did.

Mr. President, Major Dallas
has the five elements on board

and the priest is guiding them
directly to the temple.

We're saved.

The diva said that I should take care of you.

Humans act so strange.

What do you mean?

Everything you create is used to destroy.

Yeah. We call it human nature.

You learn about that on your screen?

I'm not finished yet. I'm up to "V".

"V" is good. Some very good words in "V".

Like what?

Valiant.

Vulnerable.

Very beautiful.

Oh, of course, Munro!

Mr. President.
- Yes, now what?

We have a problem.

What do you mean, advancing?

It's not only advancing,
it's moving at incredible speed.

We're having trouble following it.

And do you have any idea
where it's heading?

Korben, there's a general
on the, uh... phone.

I'll give you to the President.

Major Dallas, I first would like
to salute a warrior.

'You're a shining example of this army...'
- Mr. President...

any idea when you'll get to the point?

OK. There's a ball of fire 1,200 miles
in diameter heading straight for Earth

and we have no idea how to stop it.
That's the problem.

How much time do we have?

If its speed remains constant,
an hour and 57 minutes.

I'll call you back in two hours.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

They just landed in the desert.

Good job, David.

Put her in the centre.
- Where? Here?

You got it figured out, Father?
- Uh, th-this one... sh-should be fire.

You don't know how all this works?

Theoretically, yes.
- Theoretically?

I know the four stones should go around,
the fifth element should be in the middle,

and then the weapon
against evil should work.

You've never seen this work before.
- No.

Every weapon has a manual.
I'm sure this has one too.

That's it! Match up the symbols. Go! Go!

Wind.
- Huh?

My man, what you doin'?

What?
- What you doin'?

Tryin' to keep you in the DJ business.

Fire.

Done.
- So what happens now?

So now we have to open them.

And you know how to do that, right?
- Theoretically?

No.
- No.

Leeloo, wake up, honey. Wake up.

You have to help us.
Leeloo, how do you open these stones?

Wind blows.

Fire burns.

Yes, I know all that.
But how do you open these stones?

Rain...

f-f-falls.

What?

Leeloo. Leeloo!

What does it mean?
- I... I think that, um...

Maybe it's a charade, a game or somethin'.

If we don't get these stones open
in five minutes, we're all dead.

Dead?
- Yes, dead.

Too late.

We've lost contact with them.

Three minutes.

I think mine is broken.
Why I gotta get the broke one?

We're never gonna make it.

Korben. Korben, it moved!

What'd you do?
- Nothing!

We gonna die!
- Shut up!

Calm down.
Just show me what you did, step by step.

I was just standing there,
I put my hands on the top, like this,

and I said, um, "We're not gonna make it".

And that's it?

Well, wha...

Korben, my man...

Wind.

She said, "Wind... Wind blows".

Everyone take a stone.

Water for water, fire for fire,
earth for earth. Go, now!

Uh, earth...

Open the other one.
- OK.

K-K-Korben?

Korben, my man? I have no fire.

I-I-I have no matches.

I-I-I stopped smokin'. Father, you smoke?

You got some matches? Matches?
We need some fire!

We're all gonna die!

Don't breathe.

Fire.

One minute.

Let's go. Leeloo, wake up.

It's time for you to work now.

Protect life... until death.

No! Leeloo! Leeloo! Listen to me.

Listen! I know you're very tired.

I'll take you on a vacation
when we're done, I swear.

A real vacation, just you and me.

But if you don't do something
right now, we'll all die.

What's the use of saving life
when you see what you do with it?

It'll be entering
the atmosphere in 40 seconds.

Leeloo, you're right. But there are
some very nice things worth saving.

Some beautiful things. Beautiful things.

Like love?

Yes. Yes. Love. That's good.
That's a good example.

Love is worth saving.

But I don't know love.

...don't know love.

I was built to protect, not to love.

So there's no use for me other than this.

No, no, you're wrong. You're wrong.

I need you.

I need you very much.

Why?

Because... Because...

Tell her, Korben.

Tell me. Please.

Do you need me?

Because...

Tell me.

Tell me.
- Because I...

Because I love you.

I love you.

Ten, nine,

eight, seven, six,

five, four, three,

two, one.

'Scanner imaging has confirmed
the dark planet dead"

The planet seems to have stopped
62 miles from impact.

Yes!

What's wrong with you?
What you screamin' for?

Every five minutes there's
a bomb or something!

I'm leavin'! Bzzzz!

Mr. President, let me introduce you to
Professor MacTilburgh, who runs the centre.

It's an honour to receive you, Mr. President.
- Where are my two heroes?

They were so tired from their ordeal,
we put them in the reactor this morning.

I have 19 more meetings
after this one, Professor.

Yeah... I'm sorry.
Let me see if they're revived.

Thank you.

We go live in one minute, Mr. President.

Uh, they're...

...not ready. Uh...

They need... five more minutes.

You have 20 seconds.
- No, ma'am. No, I tried.

Who's that?

Some woman,
claims to be Korben's mother.

Well, give it here!

Mrs. Dallas, this is the President.

On behalf of the Federation,
I would like to...

'Oh please, that doesn't even sound like him!

'The President's an idiot
and you don't sound like an idiot.

'If you don't wanna talk to your mother,
just avoid me like usual.

'I'll just throw myself in traffic!

'I'll just saran wrap myself to the bed and
pretend I'm childless, is that what you want?'

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