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Someone saying something.
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Is it my birthday then?
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No.
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Well then how come!
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I know, I know.
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It is wonderful!
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I got a payback.
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I got a payback.
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Leo?
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Who do we owe now?
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long, overdue.
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Should have paid up years ago.
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Truck-full of me.
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And me's gonna...
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Well...
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Wait.
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and see...
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What do we put first?
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Ha...
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Ha! Again.
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Hi Pa?
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What's that?
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It's...
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Gonna be...
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a...
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Happiness Machine.
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Can I have?
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Now it's the Happiness Machine.
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Yes.
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So...
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You don't look very happy?
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So, what's this...
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about some sort of contraption
you're working and
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in your labarotary kind
of Frankenstein.
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Bad news travels fast.
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So?
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First of all it's not a contraption.
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It's a machine.
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Second, its not my laboratory,
it's my workshop.
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Third, it's not count Frankenstein,
it's barren Frankenstein.
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And fourth so..
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I hereby give you the big
mouth of the year award.
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So this contrapt...
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This machine.
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Happiness.
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A machine to make happy.
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Good times.
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Joy tomorrow morning
and next week.
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Work tomorrow morning.
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and all next week.
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Ah, the presentation can wait.
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I'm going to take a vacation.
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And work...on 'Happiness'.
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When did it all these happen?
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Dark.
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Sunrise. I don't know.
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I got up.
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I looked out and I never
saw so much before.
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I...what's the word?
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Hyperventilated. That's it.
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Filled up. Exploded.
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I had to do something or go crazy.
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I had to say 'you're right'.
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So...
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Happiness, Lena.
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Happiness.
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Hey, Mr. Peekaboo.
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Why are you staring
from outside? Come in.
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Lena,
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Are you pleased, delighted,
joyful, contented?
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Do you feel lucky, fortunate
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Are things clever and fitting
successful and suitable for you?
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Read that again.
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You are not contended,
delighted, joyful?
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Leo, cows are contented.
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Babies, old folks in second
childhood are delighted.
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And as for
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Joyful?
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Look how I laugh ironing
your shirts?
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Next month, we'll take off, get away.
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Next week you will be asking me-what makes
my heart beat all night.
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Who knows...
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Or what's marriage?
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Don't ask.
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Eat, sleep-breathe Leo.
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Oh! Good grief.
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Oh, look what you've done.
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Happiness.
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Shall I tell you what it is Leo?
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Happiness is not bread for
dinner but charcoal.
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Come back Leo.
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See my smile.
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What should happiness look like?
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Feel like?
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Taste like?
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Yes.
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Sure.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Happiness.
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Should be-
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Ha ha ha.
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You brat!
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Sh..Children stop it.
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Hey kids,
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Who is that man out there?
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It's papa mom.
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Oh...
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It used to be our dad.
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Who said I'm not?
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Ah...
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Hey.
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Kids, be careful.
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So, any queens?
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Go fish.
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The Happiness Machine is done!
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Finished.
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Complete.
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Why am I in bed so late?
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Stay there or I'll give you such a hit.
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What's this?
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It used to be breakfast.
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Then it could have been lunch.
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Now, it's a dog's dinner.
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What's that?
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It can't be.
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The Happiness Machine?
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Happiness?
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Leo, you haven't spoken to your
children in two weeks.
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You've lost 10 pounds, I've lost 15.
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Leave off the clock you're building
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You'll never find a cuckoo
big enough to go in it.
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Mom!
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Dad!
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Yes, add me trash removal.
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I need a pick up today.
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No.
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11 Elm Street.
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Auffman.
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10' clock? Yes, that'll be fine.
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O, yes a big truck.
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Thank you, see you then.
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Ba bye.
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You mean I've got two hours to
prove to you that my Happiness Machine
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is the most wonderful idea of all time?
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One hour fifty eight minutes.
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and counting.
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Get in.
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Does it go up or down?
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Sideways.
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How do I know that it is
not an elevator down to hell?
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Wait.
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You'll see.
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Or a rocket that shoots
me through the roof.
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Sit, Lena.
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I'm suffocating.
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You're just imagining.
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What did you do with the seat there?
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You don't need one.
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You see the buttons?
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Mm..yes, so many.
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Hardly any.
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Press for lights, sound,
music, space, time, memories.
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Future.
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And what if I want out?
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Open the door, jump.
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How far when I fall?
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Near Lena, not far.
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Goodbye.
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Papa, No!
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Command.
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Command?
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Go.
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Papa?
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Listen.
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Is Mama all right?
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All right. She's fine.
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Come close, here.
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O! Paris!
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London!
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The pyramids!
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The Sphinx.
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The Sphinx!
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You hear kids?
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Ya.
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I'm smelling lilacs.
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The Blue Danube.
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I'm dancing!
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Dancing!
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What a wife!
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What a mother!
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Dad, make it stop.
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She's crying.
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No, no, no, no, no.
She can't be!
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Laughing, maybe.
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She's crying papa.
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Let me out.
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Love, yes.
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maybe...
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Like a baby.
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Let me out.
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Leo, let me out.
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Let me out.
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Oh!
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Oh...Leo.
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It's the saddest thing.
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First, there was Paris.
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What's wrong with Paris?
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Well you got up me thinking.
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Paris.
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So, suddenly I wanna...
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be in Paris and I'm not.
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Like almost this good?
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No.
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No, sitting there is not real.
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You had me dancing.
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While I haven't danced in years.
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Tomorrow night, we'll dance.
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Leo, you forgot.
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Some hour, some day, we
have to climb out of that machine.
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And go back to dirty dishes.
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Sure, while when there
the sunset lasts forever.
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The air always smells good.
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And the temperature
is-is perfect.
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But outside Leo,
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The children wait for lunch.
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And let's be frank Leo.
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Who wants a sunset
that lasts forever?
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Who wants perfect temperature?
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After a while, who would notice?
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People are like that Leo.
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Did you forget?
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Did I?
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You should never have made
quick things go slow...
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and stay around.
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And you brought
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Far away places to our backyard...
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where they don't belong.
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Well, they just tell you
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You'll never travel Lena Auffman.
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Paris, you'll never see.
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Rome, you'll never visit.
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But I always knew that Leo.
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So, why tell me?
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Make do.
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Make do.
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So, what now?
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That's not for me to say.
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All I know Leo,
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Is as long as this thing is here,
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I'll wanna come out.
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And so we'll wanna come out.
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Like he did last night.
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And against our judgement,
will sit in it.
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And look at all those far away places.
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And each time
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will cry.
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And will be no
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fit family.
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Auffman?
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Yes, No.
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11 Elm?
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Yes,
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No.
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Is that it?
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Yes.
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No.
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You wanna us take it away?
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Yes, No.
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Children.
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Let's go.
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Tomato.
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Tomahto.
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That's all.
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Come on.
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Papa?
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So?
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Is that a sunset?
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Yes.
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That is a sunset.
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Good.
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I don't understand.
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How could I be so wrong!
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Papa!!
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It's going.
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I know.
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Look!
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Papa!
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Machine.
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Yes
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The Machine.
294
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It's on fire.
295
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,081
It's burning.
296
00:20:23,081 --> 00:20:24,081
Leo?
297
00:20:24,105 --> 00:20:25,414
Dad, call the Fire Department.
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No.
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00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:29,170
In a minute.
300
00:20:56,697 --> 00:20:59,097
How long you're gonna
stay out here?
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You stay Leo.
302
00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:06,279
Look in all the windows.
303
00:21:13,534 --> 00:21:15,645
And then tell me what
we've got here.
304
00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:46,535
So, is that a sunset?
305
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Beautiful, son.
306
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Do you know what we've
got here Lena?
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A Happiness Machine.
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00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:15,296
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