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I’M TREVOR NOAH.
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TODAY IS THURSDAY, THE 1ST OF
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OCTOBER -- THAT’S RIGHT, WE MADE
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IT TO OCTOBER, PEOPLE!
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WHOO!
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ONE MORE MONTH AND WE’RE ALL
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DEAD.
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AND IF YOU’RE STARTING TO THINK
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ABOUT YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME FOR
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THIS YEAR, JUST REMEMBER, IT’S
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2020, SO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO
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SCARE PEOPLE, TRY GOING AS
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SOMETHING TRULY TERRIFYING, LIKE
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A GUY WITH HIS MASK BELOW HIS
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NOSE.
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AAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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ANYWAY ON TONIGHT’S SHOW,
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WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL
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DONALD TRUMP’S DEBATE OUTBURSTS,
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RONNY CHIENG EXPLORES THE
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LATEST IN CORONAVIRUS FESTIVAL
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WEAR, AND WE TALK TO THE ONE AND
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ONLY MARIAH CAREY.
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SO LET’S DO THIS, PEOPLE!
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WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW."
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FROM TREVOR’S COUCH IN
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FROM TREVOR’S COUCH IN
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NEW YORK CITY TO YOUR COUCH
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SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, THIS IS
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"THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING
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SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH.
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♪
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Trevor: LET’S KICK CAN IT
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OFF WITH SUBWAY, THE MOST
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POPULAR PLACE TO EAT AFTER
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LOSING A CUSTODY BATTLE.
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WHILE AMERICA MAY LOVE SUBWAY,
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LOOKS LIKE SOME OTHER COUNTRIES
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ARE HAVING A HARD TIME
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SWALLOWING IT.
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SUBWAY ONE OF THE MOST
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RECOGNIZABLE SANDWICH SHOPS WAS
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TOLD IT’S NOT EVEN SERVING
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BREAD, AT LEAST ACCORDING TO
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IRELAND IRELAND SUPREME COURT.
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THE SUPREME COURT SAID THE
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SANDWICHES LIKE THE MEATBALL SUB
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DOESN’T HAVE BREAD BECAUSE IT’S
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COO SUGAR RI.
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IRELAND AWRVES A ZERO TAX RATE
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FOR CERTAIN FOODS LIKE REGULAR
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BREAD IF IT MEETS CERTAIN
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REQUIREMENTS.
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Trevor: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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ACCORDING TO IRELAND’S SUPREME
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COURT, SUBWAY BREAD IS NOT
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ACTUALLY BREAD BECAUSE IT’S TOO
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SUGARRY AND I AM WILLING TO BET
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SUBWAY IS HAPPY TO HAVE THIS BE
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THEIR BIG CONTROVERSY.
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YEP, OUR BREAD IS TOO SWEET.
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THAT’S THE SCANDAL YOU SHOULD
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THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU THINK
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ABSUBWAY.
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MAKE IT THE SOP SEARCH RESULT
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FOR SUBWAY SCANDAL.
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WE DESERVE IT!
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SWEET BREAD!
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THAT’S OUR THING!
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SHOWS YOU IRELAND AND AMERICA
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ARE DEALING WITH VERY DIFFERENT
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ISSUES RIGHT NOW.
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AMERICA’S SUPREME COURT IS ON
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THE BRINK OF STRIKING DOWN
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HEALTHCARE AND ABORTION RIGHTS
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AND IRELAND SUPREME COURT IS,
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LIKE, THIS BREAD, IT’S A WEE BIT
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SWEET.
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I’LL HAVE TO LOOK INTO IT.
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DID I MIX THE FLOUR WITH THE
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SUGAR?
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THREE CUPS OF SUGAR AS OPPOSED
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TO FLOUR?
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DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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MOVING ON TO NEWS FROM THE
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ANIMAL KINGDOM.
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IF YOU ARE BRINGING KIDS TO THE
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ZOO, YOU MAY NEED TO COVER THEIR
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EARS AT THE THE PARROT EXHIBIT.
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FOUL MOUTHED PARROTS AT THE
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ZOO BIG IN TROUBLE FOR SWEARING
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AT PEOPLE.
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FIVE AFRICAN PARROTS WERE
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DONATED TO THE LINCOLN WILDLIFE
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PARK IN THE SAME WEEK.
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THE BIRDS QUARANTINED TOGETHER
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BUT STAFF SAID THE PARENTS WERE
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SWEARING AND CUSSING AT EACH
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OTHER AND VISITORS WHO STARRED
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CUSSING BACK.
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THE ZOO REMOVED THE PAR LOTS
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ROTS FROM PUBLIC VIEW.
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Trevor: THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
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PARROTS JUST REPEAT WHAT THEY
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HEAR, SO IF THEY’RE CURSING,
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IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT.
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IT’S THE ZOOKEEPER’S FAULT FOR
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LETTING THEM WATCH THE
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
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BY THE WAY, WE HEAR THE PARROTS
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CURSING BECAUSE THEY CAN LEARN
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ENGLISH.
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YOU REALIZE OTHER ANIMALS ARE
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CURSING ALL THE TIME, TOO,
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RIGHT?
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THEY’RE ALL LOCKED IN PRISON.
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THAT’S WHAT A ZOO IS, AND THEY
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DIDN’T EVEN CHIT CRIMES.
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EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A LION ROAR,
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IT’S ANOTHER ONE GOING I WANT MY
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(~BLEEP~)!
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IT’S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!
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WHY IS THE ZOO REMOVING THE
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PARROTS?
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ARE YOU INSANE?
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THIS SOUNDS BY FAR LIKE THE BEST
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ZOO YOU CAN GO INTO.
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YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN SEE A BIRD
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THAT DOESN’T CURSE?
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LITERALLY ANYWHERE.
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I GET YOU WANT TO SHIELD THE
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CHILDREN FROM IT, MAKE IT AN
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ADULTS PART OF THE ZOO.
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DO YOU REMEMBER PRESIDENT OBAMA,
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YEAH, IS NICE GUY AMERICA WAS
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WITH BEFORE SHE GOT CATFISHED?
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WELL FOR PEOPLE WHO MISSED THE
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44th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
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STATES, HERE’S A WAY YOU CAN
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KEEP A LITTLE PIECE OF HIM WITH
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YOU AT ALL TIMES.
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RARE ITEMS THAT BELONG TO
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BRACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA ARE
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GOING ON THE AUCTION BLOCK.
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THE PRESIDENT’S NUMBER 23 HIGH
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SCHOOL BASKETBALL GURSY AND THE
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SCHOOL’S 179 YEAR BOOK ARE
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EXPECTED TO FETCH UP TO
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$200,000.
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ALSO FOR SALE A VINTAGE BLACK
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COCKTAIL DRESS MICHELLE OBAMA
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WORE TO A CHARITY FUND RAISER IN
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2010.
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THIS IS BELIEVED TO BE THE ONLY
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GOWN OF HEARSE EVER TO BE
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OFFERED IN AN AUCTION.
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IT IS EXPECTED TO SELL FOR UP TO
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$70,000.
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THE SEPARATE AUCTIONS TAKE PLACE
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IN DECEMBER.
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THE AUCTION HOUSE SAYS THE
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OBAMAS DID NOT PUT THE ITEMS UP
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FOR SALE.
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Trevor: DOES THIS NO SEEM
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SHADY?
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AN AUCTION OF OBAMA MEMORY
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PEELIA BUT THE OBAMAS WERE NOT
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INVOLVED?
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DOES OBAMA EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS?
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ARE THEY, LIKE -- AND THE NEXT
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ITEM UP FOR BIDDING, BARACK
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OBAMA’S WALLET.
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AND HE’S WATCHING AT HOME LIKE,
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WHAT THE HELL?
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FOR REAL, I THINK IT’S PRETTY
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BALLSY SELLING OBAMA’S STUFF
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WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.
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THE MAN HAS DRONED PEOPLE FOR
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LESS.
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YOU ARE TAKING CHANCES.
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SOME OF THE ITEMS DOESN’T MAKE
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SENSE.
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WHY DOES ANYBODY WANT OBAMA’S
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OLD BASKETBALL JERSEY.
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HE WASN’T IN THE N.B.A.
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LIKE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
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FOR LeBRON’S HISTORY TEST.
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THAT’S NOT WHY HE’S FAMOUS.
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BUT HAVING OBAMA’S YEAR BOOK
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MIGHT BE COOL.
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IT MIGHT BE A NICE CHANGE OF
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PACE TO LOOK THROUGH A
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PRESIDENT’S YEAR BOOK FOR FUN
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INSTEAD OF EVIDENCE.
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PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY BIG
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MONEY FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF AND
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IF A YEAR BOOK AND OLD CLOTHES
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WILL SELL FOR $200,000, MAN, THE
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OBAMAS SHOULD JUST JUMP IN.
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THEY SHOULD HAVE A YARD SALE,
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THEY’D MAKE A KILLING.
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BARACK SHOULD BE OUT IN THE
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YARD, THIS CORD HAS BEEN IN THE
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FAMILY SINCE 2007 AND I’M ONLY
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ASKING $0,000 FOR IT.
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IT WORKS BUT YOU HAVE TO WIGGLE
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THE THING AND IT STARTS
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CHARGING.
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SOMETIMES IT SHOCKS, BUT THAT’S
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LIFE.
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MOVING ON TO COVID 19.
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THE VIRUS HARDER TO GET RID OF
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THAN A Facebook ACCOUNT.
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EVERY DAY, WE’RE LEARNING MORE
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AND MORE ABOUT THE VIRUS AND WHO
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IS MOST AT RISK.
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AND WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE
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ELDERLY AND PEOPLE WITH HEALTH
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CONDITIONS.
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BUT NOW THERE’S A NEW RISK
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FACTOR YOU PROBABLY HADN’T
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THOUGHT OF.
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SCIENTISTS SAY PEOPLE WHO
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INHERITED GENES IN NEANDERTHAL
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ANCESTORS MAY BE MORE ACCEPTABLE
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TO A SEVERE CASE OF COVID 19.
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EUROPEAN STUDY LINKS A HIGH RISK
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OF HOP ZIGS AND RESPIRATORY
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FAILURE TO A CLUSTER OF GENES
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ASSOCIATED WITH THE
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NEANDERTHALS.
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THOSE GENES ARE FOUND IN ABOUT
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16% OF EUROPEAN POPULATION.
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HALF THE POPULATION IN SOUTH
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ASIA IS NOW NONEXISTENT IN
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AFRICA AND EAST ASIA.
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RESEARCHERS ARE NOT SURE WHY THE
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CORONAVIRUS IS IMPACTING THESE
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GENE TIDES AND SAY MORE STUDIES
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ARE NECESSARY.
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Trevor: YO, YO, YO, THAT IS
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CRAZY.
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PEOPLE WITH NEANDERTHAL GENES
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ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE AFFECTED
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BY CORONAVIRUS?
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HONESTLY, THIS IS KIND OF
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EMBARRASSING BECAUSE, NOW, IF
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YOU GET COVID, ITS YOUR GREAT,
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GREAT, GREAT ANCESTOR SMASHED A
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CAVE MAN.
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HOW COULD YOU, NANA?
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IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME BACK
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THEN.
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HE HAD FIRE.
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I WAS COLD.
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HE ASKED ME TO COME OVER FOR
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CAVE ART AND CHILL.
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SHEHE WAS SO SWEET.
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THIS WAS SURPRISING TO ME.
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I DIDN’T KNOW EUROPEANS HAD
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NEANDERTHAL GENES.
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THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR AFRICANS
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BECAUSE THEY HAVE NONE.
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SOME ’TUDE IS WALK AROUND UGANDA
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SAYING, OOOH, WHO ARE THE
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SAVAGES NOW?
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HERE’S LOOKING AT YOU!
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YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING
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WHETHER YOU HAVE NEANDERTHAL
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GENES.
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THERE’S AN EASY WAY TO TELL.
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IF THERE’S A GUY BEHIND YOU THAT
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LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY AND ONE IN
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FRONT OF YOU THAT LOOKS LIKE A
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HUMAN THEN YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A
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NEANDERTHAL.
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IT’S SCIENCE.
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I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.
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WHILE THERE’S A LOT TO LEARN
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ABOUT THIS DISEASE, THERE ARE
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THINGS SCIENTISTS ARE SURE ABOUT
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WASHING YOUR HANDS HELPS AND
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DON’T SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN
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UNSANITARY ENCLOSED SPACES WITH
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LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE.
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UNFORTUNATELY, SOME PEOPLE DON’T
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LIKE LISTENING TO SCIENTISTS.
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THE WHITE HOUSE BLOCKED A NEW
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ORDER FROM THE C.D.C. TO KEEP
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CRUISE SHIPS DOCKED TILL MID
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FEBRUARY.
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THE SHIPS WILL BE ALLOWED TO
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SALE AFTER OCTOBER 31.
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THE C.D.C. SAY THERE HAVE BEEN
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RECENT OUTBREAKS OF THE VIRUS ON
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CRUISE SHIPS OVERSEAS SAYING
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CRUISES CONTINUE TO HELP SPREAD
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THE VIRUS EVEN WHEN SHIPS SAIL
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AT REDUCED CAPACITY.
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ACCORDING TO AXIOS, PUBLIC
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HEALTH OFFICIALS PRIVATELY
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COMPLAINED THE THWARTING OF THE
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CRUISE SHIP BAN IS POLITICALLY
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MOTIVATED BECAUSE THE INDUSTRY
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IS BIG IN FLORIDA WHERE THE
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ELECTION IS STATISTICALLY TIED.
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Trevor: CORONA WILL BE
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ROLLING AROUND THE SHIP LIKE JAY
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Z IN A PIMPING VIDEO.
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IT FEELS LIKE TRUMP IS TRYING TO
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GET PEOPLE INFECTED.
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CRUISES ARE LEGAL AGAIN AND FROM
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NOW ON EVERYONE HAS TO COVER
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THEIR SNEEZES WITH ANOTHER
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PERSON’S MOUTH.
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I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS,
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THIS IS CLEARLY A POLITICALLY
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MOTIVATED DECISION BY DONALD
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TRUMP BUT THERE MUST BE A SAFER
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WAY FOR HIM TO WIN IS SUPPORT OF
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FLORIDA VOTERS.
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WHY NOT GIVE THE MEDAL OF HONOR
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TO PIT BULL OR TAX CREDITS TO
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ANYONE WITH EXPOSED ASS CHEEKS?
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I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE
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WANTS TO GO ON A CRUISE DURING
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CORONA.
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IT’S LIKE BOARDING THE TITANIC
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KNOWING IT’S GOING TO SINK.
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THE CAPTAIN, I’M GOING TO STEER
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THIS INTO AN ICEBERG.
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I DON’T CARE, I JUST WANT TO
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MEET LEONARDO DICAPRIO.
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CRUISE LINES ARE PLAYING CHESS
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BECAUSE THEY KNOW CORONA CAN’T
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HURT YOU IF FOOD POISONING FROM
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THE SEAFOOD BUFFET KILLS YOU
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FIRST.
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DOESN’T MAKE SENSE FOR ANYBODY
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LIVING IN AMERICA TO GET ON A
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CRUISE SHIP NOW.
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THIS COUNTRY HAS A CRAZY HIGH
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INFECTION RATE.
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WE’RE ALL OVEREATING, NOBODY’S
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SLEEPING WELL AND WE’RE TRAPPED
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IN OUR HOMES MOST OF THE DAY.
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THIS IS A CRUISE, PEOPLE.
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YOU’RE GETTING THE EXPERIENCE
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FOR FREE.
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FINALLY, POLITICAL NEWS -- AFTER
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THE FIASCO THAT WAS THE FIRST
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, AMERICANS
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EVERYWHERE SPOKE UP TO SAY,
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PLEASE!
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WE CANNOT GO THROUGH SOMETHING
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LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN.
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AND NOW THE COMMISSION THAT RUNS
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THE DEBATES IS TAKING ACTION.
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THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
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COMMISSION IS PROMISING RULE
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CHANGES AFTER TUESDAY’S FACEOFF
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IN CLEVELAND.
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THIS COMES AMID THE FALLOUT FROM
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THE FIRST MEETING BETWEEN
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PRESIDENT TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN
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THAT WAS FILLED WITH INSULTS AND
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LOTS OF INTERRUPTIONS.
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THOSE CHANGES COULD INCLUDE
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TURNING OFF THE MICROPHONE OF
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THE CANDIDATE NOT ANSWERING THE
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QUESTION AND THEN GIVING THE
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MODERATOR THE ABILITY TO MUTE
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MICROPHONES AS NEEDED.
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Trevor: OKAY, OKAY.
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CUTTING OFF TRUMP’S MIKE MIGHT
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BE A GOOD IDEA BUT THEY
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SHOULDN’T HAVE TOLD HIM ABOUT IT
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IN ADVANCE.
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BECAUSE KNOWING TRUMP, NOW HE’S
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JUST GOING TO BRING HIS OWN MIC
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AND A PORTABLE SPEAKER LIKE
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THOSE GUYS ON THE SUBWAY.
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THIS NEXT QUESTION IS FOR JOE
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BIDEN -- SHOW "TIME," FOLKS!
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IT’S SHOW "TIME"!
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SHOW "TIME"!
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I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO
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WORK BECAUSE EVEN WITHOUT A
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MICROPHONE TRUMP CAN STILL FIND
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A WAY TO BE A DISTRACTION
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WITHOUT TALKING.
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IN 2016 HE MADE THE RIDICULOUS
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FACES.
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HE LURKED IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE
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A T REX IN A SUIT.
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WHO COULD FORGET HIS
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INTERPRETIVE RIBBON DANCING.
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THIS MAN KNOWS HOW TO STEAL
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FOCUS.
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THEY SHOULD LIVE HIS MIC ON THE
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SAME WAY THEY SHOULDN’T BAN HIS
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TWITTER ACCOUNT.
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I DON’T WANT ANYONE MAKING
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DONALD TRUMP SEEM MORE SANE THAN
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HE IS.
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LET AMERICA SEE WHO DONALD TRUMP
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IS.
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OPEN THE MIC!
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LOOK, WE’LL FIND OUT SOON WHAT
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THE BIG CHANGES ARE GOING TO BE
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BUT ONE OF THEM HAS ALREADY BEEN
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ANNOUNCED AND I DON’T KNOW GUYS,
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MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE WE MADE IT
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BUT IT LOOKS VERY PROMISING.
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THIS GUY --
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THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
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COMMISSION HAS HEARD YOUR
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CONCERNS ABOUT HOW THE LAST
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WENT.
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FEWER INTERRUPTIONS.
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I’M APPEALING TO YOU, SIR, TO DO
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THAT.
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WELL, AND HIM, TOO.
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THAT’S WHY WE’VE MADE SMALL
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TWEAKS TO THE PROCESS.
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THE NEXT DEBATE WILL FEATURE
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STRICTER TIME LIMITS, MORE
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MODERATOR CONTROLS, AND THE
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PRESIDENT WILL BE REQUIRED TO
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WEAR A MUZZLE.
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HE GOT THROWN OUT OF THE
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MILITARY AND DIDN’T HAVE A JOB
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UNTIL YOU BECAME VICE PRESIDENT.
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THIS HAS 15 POUNDS OF
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REINFORCED CONCRETE TO REDUCE
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DISRUPTIVE INTERRUPTIONS.
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WE’VE ALSO HEARD YOUR CONCERNS
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ABOUT THE LACK OF FACT CHECKING
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WHICH IS WHY THIS MUZZLE COMES
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EQUIPPED WITH A SENSOR WHICH
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RELEASES HELIUM GAS IF IT
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DETECTS FALSEHOOD.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE A FRAUD
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LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN.
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AND WILL ACTIVATE A VOICE
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FILTER THAT MAKES DONALD TRUMP
SOUND MORE PRESIDENTIAL.
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SOUND MORE PRESIDENTIAL.
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IN MANY CASES RADICAL LEFT.
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( OBAMA VOICE) THERE IS NOT A
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LIBERAL AMERICA AND A
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CONSERVATIVE AMERICA THERE IS A
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
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THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
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MUZZLE, THE NEXT BEST THING TO
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HAVING A NORMAL PRESIDENT
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Trevor: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
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QUICK BREAK.
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WHEN WE COME BACK, RONNY CHIENG
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WILL TRY ON THE SUIT THAT STOPS
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CORONAVIRUS.
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AND THEN MARIAH CAREY IS ON THE
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SHOW.
DON’T GO AWAY.
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SHOW.
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EVER SINCE THE CORONA PANDEMIC
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BEGAN, WE’VE HEARD THAT LIFE
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WON’T RETURN TO NORMAL UNTIL
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THERE’S A VACCINE.
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BUT THERE’S A NEW INVENTION THAT
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NIGHT GET US BACK TO LIFE MUCH
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SOONER, AND OUR VERY OWN RONNY
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CHIENG WENT TO CHECK IT OUT
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I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY
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THIS BUT AFTER FIVE MONTHS OF
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QUARANTINE I’M ACTUALLY STARTING
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TO MISS SEEING PEOPLE AND GOING
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PLACES.
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I MISS GOING TO SANTA CON AND
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OUR SUBWAY RIDES.
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MY FIGHT CLUB AND OF COURSE MY
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ILLEGAL STRIP CLUB.
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I MISS EVERYTHING.
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RECENTLY A TECH COMPANY IN
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LOS ANGELES RELEASED A PLAN FOR
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WHAT THEY THINK COULD SOLVE THIS
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PROBLEM.
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IT’S CALLED THE MICRASHELL
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FUTURE SUIT.
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I WANTED TO TALK TO THE GENIUS
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SCIENTIST WHO DEVELOPED THIS
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TECHNOLOGY.
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AND, YES, HE’S ALSO A DEEJAY AND
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’EM D.M. PRODUCER WHO WOULD ONLY
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TALK TO ME IF I DRESSED COOL
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IT HAS AN AIR TANK THAT GOES
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THROUGH A HIGH EFFICIENCY FILTER
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THAT PROVIDES A SAFE WAY OF
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BREATHING
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YOU MADE A BREATHABLE HEAD
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CONDOM
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YES.
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THIS COULD BE GO TO A CONCERT.
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THIS COULD BE GO TO A RACE.
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YOUNG PEOPLE IS NOT CARINGT THAT
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00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:02,281
MUCH ABOUT SAFETY.
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SO UNLESS YOU MAKE IT COOL,
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NOBODY IS GOING TO WEAR IT.
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FUN AND SEX APPEAL NEEDS TO BE
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VERY IMPORTANT WITH OUR SAFETY
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THIS IS LIKE P.P. EVIL
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COACHELLA
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EXACTLY
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THIS IS PERFECT.
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HAS SPEAKERS, A MICROPHONE TO
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HELP YOU COMMUNICATE WITH
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FRIENDS AND A LIGHTING SYSTEM TO
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HELP YOU EXPRESS YOUR MOODS FROM
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TOTALLY FADED TO LIT A. F.M.
520
00:15:27,779 --> 00:15:29,248
THAT’S NOT ALL
521
00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:32,457
YOU HAVE A CANISTER AND CAN
522
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,984
FILL IT WITH DRINK OR VAPE
523
00:15:34,985 --> 00:15:37,372
SO YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO
524
00:15:37,374 --> 00:15:38,004
VAPE IN THIS THING?
525
00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:38,804
YES
526
00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:41,043
I DON’T EVEN VAPE BUT THAT
527
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:42,776
LOOKS COOL AS HELL.
528
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,248
THERE’S ANOTHER DISINE FEATURE.
529
00:15:44,282 --> 00:15:45,926
THE SUIT ONLY COMES TO WAIST
530
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,845
LEVEL BUT WHY?
531
00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:48,577
IT’S A SUIT THAT ALLOWS YOU
532
00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:49,343
TO HAVE SEX
533
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,765
YOU’RE TELLING ME SOMEONE
534
00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,524
WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
535
00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:53,781
IF I WEAR THAT SUIT?
536
00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:55,293
I WOULD THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE
537
00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:57,117
WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
538
00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:58,166
ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS SUIT
539
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,212
OKAY, SOLD.
540
00:15:59,247 --> 00:16:01,855
BUT THERE IS ONE CONCERN, HOW
541
00:16:01,889 --> 00:16:05,974
WOULD IT WORK FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE
542
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,926
TOO COOL TO GO TO E.D.M. RAVES?
543
00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:11,644
WHERE ELSE CAN I WEAR THE SUIT,
544
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:12,024
YOGA?
545
00:16:12,025 --> 00:16:12,598
YES
546
00:16:12,599 --> 00:16:13,244
BLACK FRIDAY SALE
547
00:16:13,245 --> 00:16:13,925
YES
548
00:16:13,927 --> 00:16:15,084
A COVID PARTY
549
00:16:15,086 --> 00:16:15,940
YES
550
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,266
A CAPPELLA GROUP PRACTICE?
551
00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:18,318
WE SPIT A LOT
552
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,198
YOU COULD, YES
553
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,380
LIKE MY A CAPPELLA GROUP, THE
554
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:24,485
SUIT SOUNDED ALMOST TOO GOOD
555
00:16:24,487 --> 00:16:25,625
( SINGING )
556
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:27,107
COULD THIS ACTUALLY WORK?
557
00:16:27,108 --> 00:16:29,712
I HAD TO TRY FOR MYSELF AND SEE
558
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,627
IF PEOPLE ON THE STREETS OF
559
00:16:31,628 --> 00:16:32,622
NEW YORK WOULD EMBRACE THIS
560
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:33,090
INNOVATION.
561
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:34,460
NO, I WOULD NOT.
562
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:34,760
NO.
563
00:16:34,795 --> 00:16:35,361
NO.
564
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,670
I THINK THIS IS A HARD NO.
565
00:16:36,671 --> 00:16:37,314
NO.
566
00:16:37,315 --> 00:16:38,211
WHY NOT?
567
00:16:38,245 --> 00:16:39,743
IT LOOKS STUPID.
568
00:16:39,777 --> 00:16:41,723
IT’S NOT, LIKE, CUTE.
569
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:42,885
IT LOOKS STUPID.
570
00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:45,332
WHAT ABOUT THIS MAKES YOU NOT
571
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,193
WANT TO DANCE IN IT?
572
00:16:47,228 --> 00:16:48,966
YOUR FACE NOW THE.
573
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:49,949
IT’S PERFECTLY FINE.
574
00:16:49,951 --> 00:16:52,859
I’M SURE IT IS.
575
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,260
YOU WOULD WEAR THIS?
576
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:55,678
YES.
577
00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:57,377
GO SWIMMING IN THIS?
578
00:16:57,412 --> 00:16:58,531
YES.
579
00:16:58,532 --> 00:16:59,582
SEX IN THIS?
580
00:16:59,616 --> 00:17:00,080
NO.
581
00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:01,394
WOULD YOU HAVE SEX IN THIS
582
00:17:01,428 --> 00:17:01,774
SUIT?
583
00:17:01,775 --> 00:17:03,149
NO.
584
00:17:03,183 --> 00:17:04,998
YEAH, PROBABLY NOT.
585
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:07,338
I’M MARRIED.
586
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:11,396
YEAH, BUTT IT MIGHT BE FUN.
587
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,815
( LAUGHTER )
588
00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:15,671
I’LL FINALLY SETTLE DOWN AND
589
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:17,791
GET MARRIED SO WE’LL NOT HAVE TO
590
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:18,865
WEAR THE SUIT.
591
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,661
YOU WOULD RATHER GET MARRIED
592
00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:21,986
THAN WEAR THE SUIT TO HAVE SEX.
593
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:22,969
YES.
594
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:24,887
THIS PROTECTS YOU AGAINST THE
595
00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:25,418
VIRUS?
596
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,983
IS IT TOTALLY SAFE?
597
00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:28,751
THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION AND I
598
00:17:28,752 --> 00:17:30,314
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE FOUND THAT
599
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,875
OUT BEFORE I PUT THIS ON.
600
00:17:31,909 --> 00:17:33,997
I DECIDED TO TALK TO A SCIENCE
601
00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:36,354
NERD WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT
602
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,740
STUFF.
603
00:17:37,774 --> 00:17:39,187
EPIDEMIOLOGIST SASKIA.
604
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,780
WHEN I FIRST SAW IT, I
605
00:17:42,781 --> 00:17:44,250
THOUGHT IT WAS A HALLOWEEN
606
00:17:44,252 --> 00:17:45,150
COSTUME.
607
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,392
IT’S BEING LABELED AS PERSONAL
608
00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:48,955
PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT OR P.P.E.
609
00:17:48,989 --> 00:17:50,430
AND THAT’S PRETTY MUCH
610
00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:51,274
EVERYTHING IT’S NOT.
611
00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:53,007
COULD YOU STATE YOUR
612
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,088
EDUCATION AND HOW MANY E.D.M.
613
00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:55,219
CONCERTS YOU HAVE BEEN.
614
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:57,702
I HAVE A MASTERS IN HEALTH
615
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,535
AND INFECTIOUS EPIDEMIOLOGY, A
616
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,300
MASTERS IN NATIONAL SECURITY AND
617
00:18:01,301 --> 00:18:02,669
POLICY AND A Ph.D. IN
618
00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:04,176
ENVIRONMENTAL DEFENSE AND NOT
619
00:18:04,177 --> 00:18:06,026
BEEN TO ANY E.D.M. CONCERTS.
620
00:18:06,027 --> 00:18:08,175
SO YOU’RE NOT AN EXPERT IN
621
00:18:08,176 --> 00:18:09,541
ANY OF THIS, REALLY.
622
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:10,852
ON PAPER IT’S AWESOME.
623
00:18:10,887 --> 00:18:12,046
IT PROTECTS YOU AGAINST
624
00:18:12,081 --> 00:18:13,618
CORONAVIRUS, YOU CAN DRINK IN
625
00:18:13,619 --> 00:18:15,805
IT, IT HAS SPEAKERS AND YOU CAN
626
00:18:15,806 --> 00:18:17,177
HAVE UNSAFE SEX SAFELY.
627
00:18:17,212 --> 00:18:19,044
WHY ARE YOU HATING ON THIS?
628
00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:20,978
THIS IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF
629
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,149
BEING INNOVATIVE TO DO UNSAFE
630
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,977
THINGS LIKE A CONCERT.
631
00:18:25,011 --> 00:18:27,065
BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT’S A FILTER
632
00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:28,850
IT’S SAYING IS PROTECTING YOU
633
00:18:28,885 --> 00:18:30,513
HASN’T BEEN APPROVED WHICH MEANS
634
00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:31,745
YOU DON’T KNOW IF IT’S WORKING
635
00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:32,161
EFFECTIVELY.
636
00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:35,504
IF THE SUIT DOESN’T WORK, HOW
637
00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:37,055
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY LIVE
638
00:18:37,089 --> 00:18:37,304
EVENTS?
639
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:39,230
WE NEED TO STAY HOME.
640
00:18:39,231 --> 00:18:40,883
THE FASTER WE CAN GET NUMBERS TO
641
00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:42,343
PROBLEM, HOPEFULLY THE THINGS
642
00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:44,039
WILL BE NORMAL.
643
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,804
PROBABLY WON’T BE TILL 2021.
644
00:18:46,838 --> 00:18:49,366
OR WE GET THESE FUNKY TRAN
645
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,645
SUITS AND PARTY NOW.
646
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,909
I DON’T THINK THAT’S GOING TO
647
00:18:51,943 --> 00:18:52,340
HAPPEN.
648
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,658
SHE LEFT ME IN SERIOUS
649
00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:54,060
DOUBTS.
650
00:18:54,062 --> 00:18:56,130
IF THE SUIT MIGHT NOT PROTECT
651
00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:58,821
ME, WAS IT EVEN WORTH GOING OUT
652
00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:01,412
TO A CROWDED EVENT, LISTENING TO
653
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:03,304
TERRIBLE MUSIC AND INHALING
654
00:19:03,306 --> 00:19:04,425
TOXIC CHEMICALS?
655
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:05,666
I WANTED MIGUEL’S REACTION.
656
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,707
IT’S GOOD TO BE CRUETICLE BUT
657
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:08,823
YOU NEED TO BE CRITICAL AND
658
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,437
CONSTRUCTIVE.
659
00:19:09,471 --> 00:19:12,839
SO AT LEAST WE ARE TRYING TO
660
00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:14,621
FIGURE OUT THE SITUATION RATHER
661
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,558
THAN JUST STAYING ON OUR COUCH
WATCHING TV.
662
00:19:16,591 --> 00:19:17,837
WATCHING TV.
663
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:22,826
IT’S AN AMBITIOUS PRODUCT.
664
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:26,585
I CAN SEE MY GROARMT WEARING
665
00:19:26,619 --> 00:19:26,981
THIS.
666
00:19:27,015 --> 00:19:29,074
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
667
00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:31,153
WEAR IT TO PROTECT YOUR GRANDMA
668
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:32,252
AT LIVE EVENTS.
669
00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:34,112
SHE’S PRETTY DOPE.
670
00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:35,612
IS SHE AVAILABLE.
671
00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:37,272
UH I CAN’T TELL YOU.
672
00:19:37,273 --> 00:19:39,047
SEND ME HER PHOTO AND I WILL
673
00:19:39,048 --> 00:19:39,764
CONSIDER YOUR OFFER.
674
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,354
I WILL THINK ABOUT THAT.
675
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,366
THE FUTURE SUIT ISN’T ABOUT
676
00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:46,199
AIR FILTER CERTIFICATIONS,
677
00:19:46,201 --> 00:19:47,971
EXHAUST FAN MECHANISMS AND
678
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:49,559
DISINFECTION PROCESSES, IT’S A
679
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,515
DREAM FOR A FUTURE IN WHICH
680
00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,168
HUMANS CAN BE TOGETHER AS ONE
681
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:55,921
AGAIN LIVING OUR LIVES TO THE
682
00:19:55,923 --> 00:19:57,721
FULLEST AND DOING THE THINGS WE
683
00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:02,832
REALLY LOVE WITHOUT BEING
684
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:03,355
AFRAID.
685
00:20:03,389 --> 00:20:05,146
( COUGHING )
686
00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:06,416
Trevor: THANK YOU.
687
00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:08,014
TIME FOR A SHORT BREAK.
688
00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:10,239
WHEN WE COME BACK, I’LL SPEAK TO
689
00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:11,215
THE WOMAN WHO BROUGHT US
690
00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:11,507
CHRISTMAS.
691
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,080
MARIAH CAREY, PEOPLE.
DON’T GO AWAY.
692
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,221
EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH THE
693
00:20:19,222 --> 00:20:21,120
BEST-SELLING FEMALE ARTIST OF
694
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:23,192
ALL TIME, MARIAH CAREY.
695
00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:25,713
WE TALKED ABOUT HER INCREDIBLE
696
00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:27,581
CAREER, HER NEW MEMOIR, AND SO
697
00:20:27,615 --> 00:20:28,807
MUCH MORE.
698
00:20:28,842 --> 00:20:30,616
CHECK IT OUT.
699
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:33,666
MARIAH CAREY, WELCOME TO "THE
700
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,854
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW.
701
00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:35,885
( LAUGHTER )
702
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,240
THANK YOU.
703
00:20:37,274 --> 00:20:39,084
I’M GLAD TO BE HERE.
704
00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:41,499
Trevor: I HAVE TO SAY,
705
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,666
GROWING UP AS ONE OF YOUR FANS,
706
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,568
I DID NOT THINK THAT ANYTHING
707
00:20:45,602 --> 00:20:48,830
COULD MAKE ME A BIGGER FAN THAN
708
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,010
I ALREADY WAS, BUT YOUR MEMOIR
709
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,573
HAS -- THE BEST DESCRIPTION I
710
00:20:52,607 --> 00:20:54,459
HEARD FROM A FRIEND SAID IT THE
711
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:58,280
BEST WAY, SHE SAID, IT TURNS YOU
712
00:20:58,282 --> 00:21:00,529
FROM A FAN INTO AN INSTANT LAMB
713
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:02,495
BECAUSE WE’VE ALL GROWN UP WITH
714
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,828
MARIAH CAREY, MARIAH CAREY HAS
715
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,477
SUNG THE SOUND TRACK TO OUR
716
00:21:05,511 --> 00:21:07,314
LIVES, WHETHER IT’S FALLING IN
717
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,377
LOVE, HAVING OUR HEARTS BROKEN,
718
00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:10,767
CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS, YOU ARE
719
00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:12,603
SYNONYMOUS WITH THE LIVES THAT
720
00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:14,094
WE’VE LIVED, BUT YOU TAKE FOR
721
00:21:14,128 --> 00:21:15,680
GRANTED THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE
722
00:21:15,681 --> 00:21:17,386
DON’T KNOW YOU, AND YOU’VE
723
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:18,762
WRITTEN A BOOK NOW AFTER 30
724
00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:19,876
YEARS IN THE INDUSTRY.
725
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:22,124
THE FIRST QUESTION IS WHY NOW?
726
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:24,165
WHY WOULD YOU BEAR SOMETHING SO
727
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:27,225
VULNERABLE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
728
00:21:27,259 --> 00:21:28,207
OF BEING SHIELDED?
729
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:29,862
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I HAVE
730
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:31,454
BEEN WANTING TO WORK ON -- I
731
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,858
HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS BOOK
732
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,460
FOR THREE YEARS, YOU KNOW,
733
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,912
SOLIDLY FOR THREE YEARS, AND
734
00:21:36,914 --> 00:21:41,058
PRIOR TO THAT, I WANTED TO START
735
00:21:41,059 --> 00:21:43,007
WORKING ON IT WHEN I WAS
736
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:44,357
PREGNANT TEN YEARS AGO.
737
00:21:44,391 --> 00:21:46,197
AT THE TIME I THOUGHT IT REALLY
738
00:21:46,198 --> 00:21:47,518
HAPPENED THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED
739
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,297
TO HAPPEN.
740
00:21:49,298 --> 00:21:51,191
I COLLABORATED WITH MIKALAH
741
00:21:51,225 --> 00:21:53,695
ANGELA DAVIS WHO IS ONE OF MY
742
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,725
CLOSE FRIENDS AND I THINK WE GET
743
00:21:55,727 --> 00:21:57,468
EACH OTHER ON A VERY SPECIFIC
744
00:21:57,469 --> 00:21:58,955
LEVEL AND MANY LEVELS.
745
00:21:58,989 --> 00:22:02,011
BUT IT JUST FELT LIKE THE RIGHT
746
00:22:02,046 --> 00:22:03,973
TIME BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT IS,
747
00:22:04,007 --> 00:22:05,234
IT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE IT’S
748
00:22:05,235 --> 00:22:07,207
HAPPENING AND IT WAS MEANT TO
749
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,672
HAPPEN AND IT WAS A CATHARTIC
750
00:22:08,707 --> 00:22:10,238
EXPERIENCE AND, AGAIN, THAT’S
751
00:22:10,239 --> 00:22:11,848
WHY I TOOK SO LONG.
752
00:22:11,882 --> 00:22:13,326
I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE MORE
753
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:13,769
TIME.
754
00:22:13,771 --> 00:22:15,627
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU’RE WORKING ON
755
00:22:15,628 --> 00:22:17,037
SOMETHING, YOU WANT IT PERFECTED
756
00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:18,462
AND YOU DON’T HAVE THE DEADLINES
757
00:22:18,497 --> 00:22:20,528
AND THERE IT IS.
758
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:22,863
BUT THE AUDIO BOOK HAS BEEN MY
759
00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:24,622
FAVORITE PART OF THE PROCESS,
760
00:22:24,656 --> 00:22:26,013
WEAVING IN THE LYRICS AND THE
761
00:22:26,014 --> 00:22:27,425
MELODIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
762
00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:31,209
SO IT IS A VULNERABLE PLACE TO
763
00:22:31,244 --> 00:22:34,975
BE BUT IN A WAY IT’S FREEING
764
00:22:35,009 --> 00:22:37,013
BECAUSE THEY JUST REFER TO PAGE
765
00:22:37,047 --> 00:22:38,219
123 OR WHATEVER.
766
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,557
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
767
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,092
Trevor: FOR MANY PEOPLE
768
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,527
WHEN THEY READ THIS BOOK,
769
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,929
THEY’RE GOING TO LEARN THINGS
770
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,520
ABOUT MARIAH CAREY THAT THEY
771
00:22:45,554 --> 00:22:47,195
NEVER WOULD HAVE FATHOMED, YOU
772
00:22:47,229 --> 00:22:49,077
KNOW, BECAUSE YOU POPPED INTO SO
773
00:22:49,078 --> 00:22:50,648
MANY OF OUR LIVES AS THIS
774
00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,108
PERFECTLY MAN CUED HUMAN BEING
775
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:54,304
WHERE EVERYTHING WAS IN PLACE
776
00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:56,663
AND PERFECT IN THE MUSIC VIDEO,
777
00:22:56,664 --> 00:22:59,100
BUT YOU’VE LIVED A TOUGH LIFE,
778
00:22:59,134 --> 00:23:00,373
YOU’VE OVERCOME, YOU’VE DEFIED
779
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,222
THE ODDS AND ONE OF THE THINGS I
780
00:23:02,223 --> 00:23:03,629
DON’T THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE
781
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:05,582
REALIZE ABOUT YOU IS YOU ARE A
782
00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,619
MASTER AT YOUR CRAFT, NOT JUST
783
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,421
BUT SINGING, BUT 19 NUMBER ONE
784
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,398
HITS AND 18 OF THOSE WERE
785
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,281
WRITTEN BY YOURS TRULY.
786
00:23:13,316 --> 00:23:15,235
YES, AND THANK YOU FOR
787
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,216
ACKNOWLEDGING THAT.
788
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:17,697
THAT’S BEEN A THING.
789
00:23:17,698 --> 00:23:19,625
MY TRUE FANS KNOW THAT AND I
790
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:21,302
THINK THAT’S BEEN -- I KNOW
791
00:23:21,337 --> 00:23:22,754
THAT’S BEEN WHY OUR CONNECTION
792
00:23:22,788 --> 00:23:24,633
IS SO STRONG AND, YOU KNOW, THAT
793
00:23:24,635 --> 00:23:25,580
AND OTHER REASONS, BECAUSE
794
00:23:25,581 --> 00:23:27,799
THEY’RE RELATING TO THE WORDS
795
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:29,728
THAT ARE VERY PERSONAL, NOT
796
00:23:29,729 --> 00:23:31,094
NECESSARILY THE BIG SONGS THAT
797
00:23:31,095 --> 00:23:32,968
EVERYBODY -- THAT MOST PEOPLE
798
00:23:32,969 --> 00:23:35,628
KNOW BUT LIKE THE DEEP CUTS AND
799
00:23:35,663 --> 00:23:37,126
THE ONES THAT ARE FEATURED MORE
800
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,280
PROMINENTLY IN THE BOOK WHERE
801
00:23:39,281 --> 00:23:41,294
THE LYRICS ARE WOVEN INTO THE
802
00:23:41,329 --> 00:23:43,952
STORY OR YOU WILL GO, OH, THAT’S
803
00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:45,188
WHAT THAT MEANT WHEN SHE WROTE
804
00:23:45,189 --> 00:23:45,722
THAT.
805
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:48,404
YOU KNOW, SO THE FANS KNOW, BUT
806
00:23:48,439 --> 00:23:50,392
THE CASUAL LISTENERS OR PEOPLE
807
00:23:50,393 --> 00:23:52,138
THAT ARE JUST, LIKE, YEAH, I’VE
808
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,489
HEARD HER SING OR WHATEVER.
809
00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:54,998
THEY DON’T KNOW, I DON’T KNOW
810
00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:56,441
THAT THEY’LL EVER KNOW.
811
00:23:56,442 --> 00:23:59,369
MAYBE IF THEY CARE TO KNOW AND
812
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,239
THEY’RE WATCHING THIS, THEY’LL
813
00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:02,545
PAY ATTENTION IN A DIFFERENT
814
00:24:02,546 --> 00:24:02,997
WAY.
815
00:24:03,031 --> 00:24:04,735
BOP IT’S BEEN MY RELEASE.
816
00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:06,843
SO WRITING THIS BOOK AND WORKING
817
00:24:06,844 --> 00:24:09,136
ON THE AUDIO BOOK AND WEAVING
818
00:24:09,137 --> 00:24:10,723
SINGING AND MUSIC IN WITH THE
819
00:24:10,724 --> 00:24:12,262
STORIES, BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY
820
00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:14,704
IT’S WRITTEN, YOU KNOW, SO IT
821
00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,343
WAS REALLY A GREAT CREATIVE
822
00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:18,291
EXPERIENCE FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO
823
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:19,769
COMBINE THOSE THINGS I LOVE SO
824
00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:20,000
MUCH.
825
00:24:20,034 --> 00:24:21,462
OBVIOUSLY, WITH THESE VERY
826
00:24:21,463 --> 00:24:22,143
PERSONAL STORIES.
827
00:24:22,177 --> 00:24:24,323
Trevor: WHEN YOU LOOK AT
828
00:24:24,357 --> 00:24:26,530
THE STORIES THAT YOU’VE SHARED,
829
00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:28,133
THERE’S NO DENYING, MARIAH, THAT
830
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:30,870
THEY’RE SO PERSONAL, SOME OF
831
00:24:30,871 --> 00:24:32,716
THEM ARE TRULY, TRULY, TRULY
832
00:24:32,718 --> 00:24:34,222
HEARTBREAKING, AND I FELT ALMOST
833
00:24:34,256 --> 00:24:35,822
GUILTY NOT KNOWING THIS ABYOU
834
00:24:35,857 --> 00:24:37,148
AND CLAIMING TO BE A FAN, YOU
835
00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:37,585
KNOW.
836
00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:41,139
YOU READ THE STORIES AND YOU GO,
837
00:24:41,141 --> 00:24:43,177
MAN, I DIDN’T KNOW MARIAH WAS
838
00:24:43,178 --> 00:24:44,392
EXPERIENCING THIS.
839
00:24:44,426 --> 00:24:45,977
YOU JUST KNOW MARIAH CAREY
840
00:24:46,012 --> 00:24:47,532
THROUGH SONGS OR A MEME OR A
841
00:24:47,566 --> 00:24:48,426
CHRISTMAS SHOW.
842
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:50,548
BUT WHEN WE GO BACK TO MARIAH
843
00:24:50,582 --> 00:24:52,655
CAREY GROWING UP IN HER LIFE,
844
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,449
YOU MEET A YOUNG GIRL WHO IS IN
845
00:24:55,483 --> 00:24:57,361
A WORLD WHERE SHE’S TOLD THAT
846
00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:58,361
SHE DOESN’T BELONG.
847
00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:00,626
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT SHE IS NOT
848
00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:03,765
BLACK ENOUGH, SOME PEOPLE SAY
849
00:25:03,766 --> 00:25:06,857
SHE IS NOT WHITE AT ALL, AND,
850
00:25:06,858 --> 00:25:08,210
SO, SHE EXPERIENCES RACISM
851
00:25:08,244 --> 00:25:09,179
SPECIFICALLY GROWING UP AS A
852
00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:09,912
CHILD.
853
00:25:09,913 --> 00:25:12,936
ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL STORY IS
854
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,034
WHERE YOU SHARE GOING TO A KIDS’
855
00:25:15,068 --> 00:25:16,823
PARTY AND ALL THEY DID WAS LOCK
856
00:25:16,857 --> 00:25:20,459
YOU UP IN A ROOM AND START
857
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:22,866
CALLING YOU THE N-WORD.
858
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,941
THAT TRAUMA, WHEN YOU WERE
859
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:26,688
SHARING IT, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
860
00:25:26,722 --> 00:25:28,874
HOW DID YOU DEAL WITH THAT AND
861
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,637
HOW DUD YOU ALMOST, YOU KNOW,
862
00:25:30,638 --> 00:25:32,431
PUT THAT IN THE BACK OF YOUR
863
00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:33,722
MIND AND LIFE WHILE YOU WERE
864
00:25:33,723 --> 00:25:35,334
ENTERTAINING THE REST OF US IN
865
00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:35,929
THE WORLD?
866
00:25:35,930 --> 00:25:37,892
WELL, IT IS ONE OF THOSE
867
00:25:37,926 --> 00:25:39,391
THINGS THAT I REALLY DIDN’T
868
00:25:39,425 --> 00:25:42,462
SPEAK ABOUT TO MOST PEOPLE
869
00:25:42,463 --> 00:25:44,300
BECAUSE, IN CASUAL CONVERSATION
870
00:25:44,301 --> 00:25:46,529
OR IN AN INTERVIEW FORMAT WHERE,
871
00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:48,568
YOU KNOW, YOU’VE GOT TO GET TO A
872
00:25:48,603 --> 00:25:50,468
LOT OF SUBJECTS AND YOU’RE
873
00:25:50,469 --> 00:25:52,392
TALKING ABOUT AN ALBUM OR
874
00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:53,973
WHATEVER, MOST LIKELY, I’M NOT
875
00:25:54,007 --> 00:25:55,816
GOING TO DIG INTO MY 12-YEAR-OLD
876
00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:57,792
PAST AND BE, LIKE, BY THE WAY,
877
00:25:57,794 --> 00:25:58,859
LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
878
00:25:58,861 --> 00:25:59,526
Trevor: RIGHT.
879
00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:02,374
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
880
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:04,462
AND I DID PUSH THAT PARTICULAR
881
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,944
INCIDENT DOWN TO THE POINT
882
00:26:05,946 --> 00:26:08,606
WHERE, WHEN WE WERE WORKING ON
883
00:26:08,607 --> 00:26:10,647
THE BOOK, I DIDN’T EVEN WEB
884
00:26:10,682 --> 00:26:11,687
REMEMBER THAT STORY UNTIL
885
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,942
FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD.
886
00:26:12,976 --> 00:26:14,947
IT WASN’T LIKE LET ME TELL YOU
887
00:26:14,981 --> 00:26:16,245
THIS FIRST STORY.
888
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,424
LIKE, I REALLY STARTED A LOT
889
00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:20,175
WITH MY ANCESTORS AND KIND OF
890
00:26:20,176 --> 00:26:21,627
EXPLORING DIFFERENT ASPECTS OF
891
00:26:21,629 --> 00:26:24,530
WHAT THEY WENT THROUGH, AND THE
892
00:26:24,564 --> 00:26:26,146
DIVERSITY THERE, THAT’S KIND OF
893
00:26:26,147 --> 00:26:27,641
LIKE SHOCKING TO MOST PEOPLE
894
00:26:27,676 --> 00:26:29,196
BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE THE
895
00:26:29,197 --> 00:26:30,920
PHYSICAL BOOK, THE PICTURES IN
896
00:26:30,921 --> 00:26:32,535
THE BOOK, PEOPLE GET IT A LITTLE
897
00:26:32,536 --> 00:26:34,572
BIT MORE, AND I KNOW YOU
898
00:26:34,607 --> 00:26:35,730
UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING.
899
00:26:35,764 --> 00:26:38,307
IT REALLY -- YOU KNOW, IT
900
00:26:38,308 --> 00:26:39,907
BECOMES A THING WHERE IT’S,
901
00:26:39,909 --> 00:26:41,727
LIKE, OH I GET IT NOW.
902
00:26:41,728 --> 00:26:43,060
BUT YOU’RE, LIKE, WELL, WHAT THE
903
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:44,781
HELL DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING
904
00:26:44,782 --> 00:26:45,884
ABOUT THIS WHOLE TIME?
905
00:26:45,885 --> 00:26:47,485
BUT, YOU KNOW, AGAIN, NOT
906
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,865
EVERYBODY PAYS ATTENTION.
907
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:51,191
BUT, YES, THAT WAS A VERY
908
00:26:51,226 --> 00:26:52,012
HARROWING EXPERIENCE.
909
00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:55,362
I DON’T KNOW THAT I EVER FELT
910
00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:57,044
THE NEED TO TALK TO ANYBODY
911
00:26:57,045 --> 00:26:58,524
ABOUT IT BECAUSE I DON’T FEEL
912
00:26:58,525 --> 00:27:00,782
LIKE I’M THE ONLY PERSON IN THE
913
00:27:00,783 --> 00:27:02,254
WORLD THAT EVER WENT THROUGH
914
00:27:02,256 --> 00:27:04,007
SOMETHING TRUE MACK, BUT THAT
915
00:27:04,009 --> 00:27:06,035
WAS VERY SPECIFIC, AND I THINK
916
00:27:06,070 --> 00:27:08,532
THE REASON WHY MOST PEOPLE
917
00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:10,900
WOULDN’T EXPECT IT IS BECAUSE, I
918
00:27:10,901 --> 00:27:13,076
DON’T KNOW, BECAUSE TO HAVE THE
919
00:27:13,077 --> 00:27:14,166
RACIAL AMBIGUITY, BECAUSE OF
920
00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:14,544
WHATEVER.
921
00:27:14,546 --> 00:27:16,944
BUT I DIDN’T ALWAYS HAVE MY HAIR
922
00:27:16,945 --> 00:27:18,407
DONE AND MAKEUP AND CLOTHES AND
923
00:27:18,442 --> 00:27:19,724
NICE THINGS, YOU KNOW.
924
00:27:19,758 --> 00:27:22,825
I CAME FROM A PLACE WHERE I
925
00:27:22,859 --> 00:27:24,239
LIVED IN PREDOMINANTLY WHITE
926
00:27:24,273 --> 00:27:25,557
NEIGHBORHOODS WITH PEOPLE THAT
927
00:27:25,558 --> 00:27:27,581
HAD NICE HOUSES AND I’M NOT EVEN
928
00:27:27,615 --> 00:27:29,060
GOING TO SAY THEY WERE
929
00:27:29,094 --> 00:27:30,387
PREDOMINANTLY WHITE, THEY WERE
930
00:27:30,388 --> 00:27:34,222
ALL WHITE AND, YOU KNOW, THERE I
WAS, TO MOST OF THEM, I HATE TO
931
00:27:34,256 --> 00:27:37,181
WAS, TO MOST OF THEM, I HATE TO
932
00:27:37,215 --> 00:27:40,912
USE THIS WORD, A MONGREL.
933
00:27:40,913 --> 00:27:43,248
SO THEY DIDN’T HAVE A HIGH
934
00:27:43,282 --> 00:27:45,038
OPINION OF ME FOR THAT REASON.
935
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,237
Trevor: THAT’S WHAT I THINK
936
00:27:47,238 --> 00:27:49,765
MAKES THIS BOOK SO AMAZING, TO
937
00:27:49,766 --> 00:27:51,684
BE HONEST, IS IT REALLY SHOWS US
938
00:27:51,719 --> 00:27:53,986
MARIAH CAREY AS A HUMAN BEING.
939
00:27:53,988 --> 00:27:56,068
I LAUGHED IN THE BOOK AND THERE
940
00:27:56,069 --> 00:27:58,430
ARE MOMENTS WHERE I’M CRYING.
941
00:27:58,432 --> 00:28:00,365
THERE ARE MOMENTS WHEN I WAS
942
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,754
SHOCKED AT HOW MUCH COMEDY YOU
943
00:28:01,788 --> 00:28:03,119
HAVE IN YOUR LIFE.
944
00:28:03,121 --> 00:28:04,660
YOU USE HUMOR TO DEAL WITH
945
00:28:04,694 --> 00:28:05,766
REALLY SAD SITUATIONS.
946
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,371
I CAN RELATE TO THAT.
947
00:28:07,372 --> 00:28:09,340
HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING MARIAH
948
00:28:09,341 --> 00:28:11,111
CAREY THE COMEDIENNE FROM US?
949
00:28:11,112 --> 00:28:13,868
IS THERE A BIG PART OF YOUR LIFE
950
00:28:13,869 --> 00:28:15,781
THAT IS EITHER DEDICATED OR
951
00:28:15,815 --> 00:28:16,897
SOOTHED BY LAUGHTER?
952
00:28:16,932 --> 00:28:18,707
BECAUSE I FELT LIKE THAT IN THE
953
00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:19,879
BOOK.
954
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,704
ABSOLUTELY, YES.
955
00:28:21,738 --> 00:28:24,927
I DEFINITELY GO TO THE PLACE OF
956
00:28:24,961 --> 00:28:27,683
HUMOR AS OPPOSED TO, LIKE, OH
957
00:28:27,684 --> 00:28:29,522
I’M SO SAD, I’M CRYING AND
958
00:28:29,556 --> 00:28:30,028
DEPRESSED.
959
00:28:30,062 --> 00:28:31,997
YOU KNOW, THAT’S WHY LABELS ON
960
00:28:32,031 --> 00:28:33,869
PEOPLE AND, YOU KNOW, OH, YOU’RE
961
00:28:33,904 --> 00:28:35,402
THIS AND YOU’RE THAT, WHATEVER,
962
00:28:35,403 --> 00:28:36,991
I DON’T -- IT’S HARD.
963
00:28:36,992 --> 00:28:38,718
YOU KNOW THAT IT’S DIFFICULT.
964
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,769
I DON’T HAVE TO TELL YOU.
965
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:41,736
Trevor: RIGHT.
966
00:28:41,770 --> 00:28:44,386
BUT, I JUST MEAN THAT -- HOW
967
00:28:44,387 --> 00:28:47,367
DO I EXPRESS IT -- YEAH, I WOULD
968
00:28:47,401 --> 00:28:49,277
RATHER LAUGH THAN CRY, AND, SO,
969
00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:51,704
I APPRECIATE -- AND WE WERE
970
00:28:51,705 --> 00:28:54,767
TALKING ABOUT SON OF PATRICIA
971
00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:57,638
AND JUST YOU AS AN INCREDIBLE
972
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,853
COMEDIAN AND, YOU KNOW, SUCH A
973
00:28:59,854 --> 00:29:01,814
BRILLIANT PERSON BUT, ALSO, I
974
00:29:01,848 --> 00:29:03,213
APPRECIATE STANDUP AND I
975
00:29:03,214 --> 00:29:05,307
APPRECIATE, LIKE, WATCHING YOU
976
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,979
AND THE COMPLEXITIES THAT, YOU
977
00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:08,469
KNOW, I KNOW WE’RE SUPPOSED TO
978
00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:10,262
BE TALKING ABOUT MY BOOK BUT I
979
00:29:10,263 --> 00:29:11,980
HAVE TO SAY THAT OR I WOULD BE
980
00:29:11,981 --> 00:29:12,311
REMISS.
981
00:29:12,345 --> 00:29:14,111
Trevor: DON’T GO AWAY.
982
00:29:14,145 --> 00:29:16,058
AFTER THE BREAK, WE’LL HAVE MORE
WITH MARIAH CAREY.
983
00:29:19,311 --> 00:29:23,101
HERE’S MORE OF MY INTERVIEW WITH
984
00:29:23,135 --> 00:29:25,381
THE LEDGE DRY MARIAH CAREY.
985
00:29:25,382 --> 00:29:27,265
IT FEELS LIKE WE’RE GETTING A
986
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,732
LOT OF MARIAH CAREY NOW.
987
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,089
WE’RE GETTING THE BOOK, THE
988
00:29:30,090 --> 00:29:31,145
AUDIO BOOK AND THEN WE’RE
989
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,130
GETTING SOMETHING I THINK
990
00:29:32,131 --> 00:29:34,987
EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET WILL BE
991
00:29:35,021 --> 00:29:36,166
EXCITED BY AND THAT’S
992
00:29:36,168 --> 00:29:37,997
"RARITIES," A COLLECTION OF
993
00:29:37,999 --> 00:29:39,672
WHETHER IT’S UNRELEASED SONGS, B
994
00:29:39,673 --> 00:29:41,343
SIDES AND JUST FEELS LIKE AN
995
00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,767
EXTENSION OF THE BOOK BECAUSE IT
996
00:29:43,768 --> 00:29:45,989
FEELS LIKE A RAW PIECE OF MARIAH
997
00:29:45,991 --> 00:29:47,819
CAREY, YOU KNOW, MUSIC WE’VE
998
00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:48,832
NEVER HEARD, EXPRESSION WE’VE
999
00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:50,595
NEVER SEEN.
1000
00:29:50,630 --> 00:29:53,941
YOU’VE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE -- YOU
1001
00:29:53,942 --> 00:29:56,510
WILL TEAM UP WITH LAURYN HILL IN
1002
00:29:56,511 --> 00:30:00,655
ONE OF THE PROJECTS AND THAT IN
1003
00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:03,230
ITSELF IS LEGEND PLUS LEGEND IN
1004
00:30:03,231 --> 00:30:04,585
A TIME FOR PEOPLE PEOPLE WAS
1005
00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:05,390
GOLDEN.
1006
00:30:05,391 --> 00:30:07,863
TELL ME ABOUT "RARITIES" AND WHY
1007
00:30:07,865 --> 00:30:09,759
THIS WAS THE TIME TO PUT THAT
1008
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,800
OUT AND WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO
1009
00:30:10,834 --> 00:30:11,291
DO.
1010
00:30:11,325 --> 00:30:13,838
WELL, IT SO HAPPENED -- FIRST
1011
00:30:13,839 --> 00:30:15,399
OF ALL, THE SYNERGY WITH ALL OF
1012
00:30:15,433 --> 00:30:17,310
THIS HAS BEEN -- YOU KNOW, I
1013
00:30:17,312 --> 00:30:19,177
BELIEVE EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A
1014
00:30:19,178 --> 00:30:21,262
REASON, BUT IN THE BOOK, I TALK
1015
00:30:21,296 --> 00:30:23,110
ABOUT WINNING MY FIRST AWARD
1016
00:30:23,144 --> 00:30:25,763
WHEN I WAS 12, A LITTLE AWARD IN
1017
00:30:25,798 --> 00:30:27,897
A TALENT SHOW THAT MY MOTHER HAD
1018
00:30:27,931 --> 00:30:30,047
ENROLLED ME IN AGAINST ALL
1019
00:30:30,048 --> 00:30:35,038
ADULTS, AND I SANG THE SONG OUT
1020
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:39,104
HERE ON MY OWN BY IRENE CARA.
1021
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:42,081
WHEN I SANG IT AS A KID, I FELT
1022
00:30:42,115 --> 00:30:43,799
I WAS THERE ON MY OWN.
1023
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,128
BUT WE FOUND THE RECORDING THAT
1024
00:30:46,129 --> 00:30:47,378
I HAD DONE.
1025
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:49,642
I WAS GOING TO PUT IT ON AN
1026
00:30:49,677 --> 00:30:52,267
ALBUM, DIDN’T DO IT, AND I FOUND
1027
00:30:52,301 --> 00:30:54,457
IT IN MY VAULT.
1028
00:30:54,492 --> 00:30:57,848
THAT’S ON "THE RARITIES."
1029
00:30:57,882 --> 00:31:00,634
AND I HAD A SONG LULLABY
1030
00:31:00,669 --> 00:31:02,718
BIRDLAND, A SONG I SANG AS A
1031
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,314
KID, AND WE FOUND IT ON THE
1032
00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:07,787
RECORDING AND THAT’S ON THE
1033
00:31:07,789 --> 00:31:08,239
"RARITIES."
1034
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,423
BUT THE FACT THESE THINGS
1035
00:31:09,424 --> 00:31:11,043
HAPPENED AT THE SAME TIME IS
1036
00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,495
ANOTHER THING THAT BLOWS MY MIND
1037
00:31:12,529 --> 00:31:13,303
ABOUT LIFE.
1038
00:31:13,304 --> 00:31:16,416
Trevor: YOU’VE LIVED A
1039
00:31:16,451 --> 00:31:17,888
THOUSAND LIVES, MARIAH CAREY.
1040
00:31:17,889 --> 00:31:20,098
I THINK A LOT OF HUMAN BEINGS
1041
00:31:20,132 --> 00:31:21,667
WILL ENJOY THIS BOOK BECAUSE IT
1042
00:31:21,668 --> 00:31:22,832
IS A HUMAN STORY.
1043
00:31:22,867 --> 00:31:24,663
I THINK A LOT OF MOTHERS AND
1044
00:31:24,697 --> 00:31:25,999
DAUGHTERS WILL LOVE THIS BOOK
1045
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,337
BECAUSE IT TALKS ABOUT THOSE
1046
00:31:27,371 --> 00:31:28,288
CONNECTIONS AND HOW IMPORTANT
1047
00:31:28,322 --> 00:31:29,862
THEY ARE, HOW MUCH THEY NEED TO
1048
00:31:29,897 --> 00:31:30,563
BE CHERISHED.
1049
00:31:30,564 --> 00:31:32,776
I THINK ANY CHILD, ANY PARENT, I
1050
00:31:32,810 --> 00:31:35,033
THINK ANY LOVER OF MUSIC, YOU
1051
00:31:35,034 --> 00:31:36,863
KNOW, ANY BLACK PERSON, ANY
1052
00:31:36,864 --> 00:31:37,909
PERSON WHO STRUGGLES WITH
1053
00:31:37,910 --> 00:31:39,207
IDENTITY REGARDLESS OF RACE WILL
1054
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:40,576
LOVE THIS BOOK.
1055
00:31:40,577 --> 00:31:42,740
BEFORE I LET YOU GO, I MEAN, I
1056
00:31:42,774 --> 00:31:44,721
COULD TALK TO YOU FOREVER ON ALL
1057
00:31:44,755 --> 00:31:46,036
THESE THINGS BUT I GUESS THAT’S
1058
00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,371
WHY YOU HAVE THE BOOK.
1059
00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:49,307
BEFORE I LET YOU GO, I WOULD
1060
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,716
LOVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE
1061
00:31:51,717 --> 00:31:54,483
SONG THAT HAS BECOME THE
1062
00:31:54,484 --> 00:31:56,599
DEFINITION OF CHRISTMAS.
1063
00:31:56,601 --> 00:31:59,180
IT’S PRETTY INSANE TO HAVE A
1064
00:31:59,181 --> 00:32:02,837
SONG THAT IS ALMOST AS FAMOUS AS
1065
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:05,165
THE HOLIDAY ITSELF.
1066
00:32:05,199 --> 00:32:07,874
I REALLY WANTED THIS QUESTION AS
1067
00:32:07,876 --> 00:32:09,309
AN ENTERTAINER.
1068
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,638
WE ALL HEAR THAT SONG, IT’S
1069
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,033
CHRISTMASTIME.
1070
00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:14,278
DO YOU HEART AND SAY, OH, NO,
1071
00:32:14,312 --> 00:32:16,341
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT ME TO
1072
00:32:16,343 --> 00:32:18,415
SING IT, OR DO YOU STILL HAVE AS
1073
00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:19,462
MUCH JOY FROM THAT SONG AS WE
1074
00:32:19,463 --> 00:32:20,056
HAVE?
1075
00:32:20,057 --> 00:32:21,851
YOU KNOW, IT’S INTERESTING
1076
00:32:21,885 --> 00:32:23,917
BECAUSE IT GETS PLAYED A LOT AND
1077
00:32:23,918 --> 00:32:25,179
THERE ARE ALL DIFFERENT THINGS,
1078
00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:26,726
BUT IT’S THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
1079
00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:29,070
SONG I EVER WROTE.
1080
00:32:29,104 --> 00:32:32,790
I TALK ABOUT IN THE BOOK HOW
1081
00:32:32,824 --> 00:32:34,576
CERTAIN PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY
1082
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:35,938
RUINED CHRISTMAS EVERY YEAR AND
1083
00:32:35,939 --> 00:32:37,444
I ALWAYS LOOKED FORWARD TO IT
1084
00:32:37,445 --> 00:32:39,567
AND I ALWAYS JUST WANTED TO HAVE
1085
00:32:39,568 --> 00:32:40,675
THE MOST FESTIVE, FUN HOLIDAY,
1086
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,289
AND IT JUST REPRESENTED SO MUCH
1087
00:32:43,323 --> 00:32:44,981
FOR ME, AND THEY ALWAYS SCREWED
1088
00:32:45,015 --> 00:32:45,836
IT UP.
1089
00:32:45,870 --> 00:32:48,193
AS AN ADULT, I WAS ALWAYS TRYING
1090
00:32:48,228 --> 00:32:49,089
TO RE-CREATE WHAT THAT
1091
00:32:49,123 --> 00:32:49,394
REPRESENTED.
1092
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:53,195
SO TO HAVE A SONG THAT I DO GET
1093
00:32:53,196 --> 00:32:55,330
TO HEAR EVERY YEAR -- I HAVE
1094
00:32:55,365 --> 00:32:56,948
THREE CHRISTMAS ALBUMS --
1095
00:32:56,949 --> 00:32:58,023
Trevor: RIGHT.
1096
00:32:58,057 --> 00:32:59,890
I’M FESTIVE.
1097
00:32:59,924 --> 00:33:02,777
I PUSH THROUGH SADNESS WITH
1098
00:33:02,779 --> 00:33:03,700
BEING FESTIVE.
1099
00:33:03,701 --> 00:33:05,753
ANYBODY WHO EVER TRIES TO RUIN
1100
00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:07,867
CHRISTMAS FOR ME WILL NOT BE A
1101
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:09,342
HAPPY PERSON HANGING OUT WITH ME
1102
00:33:09,343 --> 00:33:10,041
ON CHRISTMAS.
1103
00:33:10,042 --> 00:33:11,830
SO THE ANSWER IS I’M VERY
1104
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,638
THANKFUL THAT I WAS ABLE TO
1105
00:33:13,673 --> 00:33:15,498
WRITE THIS SONG, AND I DO STILL
1106
00:33:15,532 --> 00:33:17,467
LOVE IT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL
1107
00:33:17,468 --> 00:33:19,421
LIKE THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE AND
1108
00:33:19,423 --> 00:33:21,595
THAT’S MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR,
1109
00:33:21,596 --> 00:33:22,882
SO -- CALL ME FESTIVE.
1110
00:33:22,883 --> 00:33:25,103
( LAUGHTER )
1111
00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:26,616
Trevor: FESTIVE, MARIAH
1112
00:33:26,617 --> 00:33:26,918
CAREY.
1113
00:33:26,952 --> 00:33:28,232
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING ME
1114
00:33:28,234 --> 00:33:29,267
ON THE SHOW.
1115
00:33:29,269 --> 00:33:31,458
I HOPE YOU WILL JOIN ME AGAIN.
1116
00:33:31,492 --> 00:33:33,027
I HOPE EVERYBODY READS THE BOOK
1117
00:33:33,028 --> 00:33:35,464
TO GET WHATEVER THEY NEED FROM
1118
00:33:35,498 --> 00:33:37,888
IT, WHETHER IS JOY OF HEARING
1119
00:33:37,889 --> 00:33:39,861
YOU BREAK DOWN YOUR MUSIC AS
1120
00:33:39,863 --> 00:33:40,767
MASTER CRAFTSMAN, OR SHARING
1121
00:33:40,802 --> 00:33:41,808
YOUR EXPERIENCE ALSO.
1122
00:33:41,809 --> 00:33:43,707
I FEEL IT’S A LOVE LETTER TO
1123
00:33:43,741 --> 00:33:45,119
BLACK WE BELIEVE IN ALL WALKS OF
1124
00:33:45,154 --> 00:33:46,040
LIFE, WHETHER PRIVATE OR THE
1125
00:33:46,042 --> 00:33:46,969
MUSIC INDUSTRY.
1126
00:33:47,003 --> 00:33:49,502
I FEEL IT’S A TOUCHING TALE AND
1127
00:33:49,504 --> 00:33:50,879
ONE OF THE MOST VULNERABLE,
1128
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,752
BEAUTIFUL STORIES I’VE READ.
1129
00:33:51,786 --> 00:33:53,277
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING
1130
00:33:53,311 --> 00:33:54,327
WITH US AND JOINING ME ON THE
1131
00:33:54,328 --> 00:33:54,595
SHOW.
1132
00:33:54,596 --> 00:33:56,558
THANK YOU SO MUCH, TREVOR.
1133
00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:58,411
I ADORE YOU AND I REALLY WOULD
1134
00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:00,718
LOVE TO COME BACK AND TALK TO
1135
00:34:00,719 --> 00:34:02,390
YOU AT ANYTIME, ANY COVID --
1136
00:34:02,424 --> 00:34:04,381
WHAT DO WE CALL THIS ONE?
1137
00:34:04,415 --> 00:34:05,773
Trevor: WHEN WE’RE NOT
1138
00:34:05,774 --> 00:34:06,410
SOCIALLY DISTANCED.
1139
00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:06,964
I AGREE.
1140
00:34:06,998 --> 00:34:08,235
YES, YES.
1141
00:34:08,236 --> 00:34:08,825
THANK YOU.
1142
00:34:08,826 --> 00:34:10,200
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1143
00:34:10,201 --> 00:34:12,338
AND YOU’RE INCREDIBLE.
1144
00:34:12,339 --> 00:34:14,139
Trevor: THANK YOU VERY
1145
00:34:14,141 --> 00:34:15,035
MUCH.
1146
00:34:15,069 --> 00:34:17,812
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THAT,
1147
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:18,199
MARIAH.
1148
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,959
WE’LL TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT
WE’LL RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
1149
00:34:22,046 --> 00:34:23,374
IS BATTLING HORRIFIC WILDFIRES
1150
00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:24,876
THAT ARE DESTROYING MILLIONS OF
1151
00:34:24,877 --> 00:34:27,662
ACRES OF LAND AND DISPLACING
1152
00:34:27,696 --> 00:34:28,563
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
1153
00:34:28,564 --> 00:34:30,282
CLIMATE CHANGE HAS BEEN A KEY
1154
00:34:30,284 --> 00:34:31,694
FACTOR IN INCREASING THE RISK
1155
00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:33,099
AND EXTENT OF THESE CONDITIONS.
1156
00:34:33,101 --> 00:34:34,714
AND ONE ORGANIZATION THAT HAS
1157
00:34:34,748 --> 00:34:36,709
BEEN WORKING TO FIND PRACTICAL
1158
00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:38,169
SOLUTIONS FOR CLIMATE CHANGE AND
1159
00:34:38,170 --> 00:34:39,061
OTHER ENVIRONMENTAL THREATS IS
1160
00:34:39,063 --> 00:34:39,638
THE ENVIRONMENTAL DEFENSE FUND.
1161
00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:40,621
IF YOU CAN HELP THEM AND WOULD
1162
00:34:40,622 --> 00:34:41,948
LIKE TO JOIN IN THEIR CAUSE,
1163
00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:42,820
PLEASE VISIT THE LINK BELOW AND
1164
00:34:42,822 --> 00:34:43,506
DONATE WHAT YOU CAN.
1165
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,067
UNTIL NEXT TIME-- STAY SAFE OUT
1166
00:34:45,068 --> 00:34:46,277
THERE, WEAR A MASK, AND IF
1167
00:34:46,312 --> 00:34:48,422
YOU’RE ONE OF MY NEANDERTHAL
1168
00:34:48,456 --> 00:34:51,622
VIEWERS --
1169
00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:52,455
(CAVEMAN GROAN)
1170
00:34:52,456 --> 00:34:56,479
NOW, HERE IT IS -- YOUR MOMENT
1171
00:34:56,514 --> 00:34:57,370
OF ZEN.
1172
00:34:57,404 --> 00:34:59,595
♪
♪
1173
00:34:59,596 --> 00:35:01,283
♪
1174
00:35:01,284 --> 00:35:07,926
BROTHER, YOU WERE THE GUY WHO
1175
00:35:07,927 --> 00:35:10,609
WENT ON TWITTER TALKING ABOUT MY
1176
00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:12,786
NAKED ASS BUT YOU WON’T TELL HIM
1177
00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,153
WHEN HE’S BEING AN ASS.
1178
00:35:14,188 --> 00:35:16,438
TO WATCH YOU GUYS STAND BY AND
1179
00:35:16,472 --> 00:35:18,041
GROW YOUR BEARD LIKE A WISE MAN
1180
00:35:18,076 --> 00:35:20,197
INSTEAD OF TELLING THE PRESIDENT
1181
00:35:20,199 --> 00:35:22,729
TO GET ON IT IS A PROBLEM.
1182
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:23,678
YOU AFRAID OF HIM?
1183
00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:24,545
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE
1184
00:35:24,546 --> 00:35:24,986
PRESIDENT.
1185
00:35:24,987 --> 00:35:26,499
MY BROTHER’S NOT THE PRESIDENT.
1186
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,010
I’M TALKING ABOUT THE PRESIDENT.
1187
00:35:28,045 --> 00:35:29,977
THE ONE WHO CALLED YOU A LIAR.
1188
00:35:30,011 --> 00:35:32,928
THE ONE WHO SAID YOUR WIFE WAS
UGLY, THAT GUY.
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