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♪ There's a man
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♪ Do you see
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♪ And he looks just
like you and me
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♪ Didn't you know
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♪ Everything he got don't show
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♪ There's a cop
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♪ Do you see
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♪ And he looks like
every cop on the street
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♪ You will discover
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♪ You can't judge
this cop by his cover
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♪ He's a super snooper
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♪ Really super trooper
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♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw
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♪ He's a super snooper
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♪ Really super trooper
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♪ A wonder cop a roller
the side of the law
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♪ There's a stir
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♪ On the floor
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♪ Super snooper open the door
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♪ Didn't you know
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♪ Everything he got don't show
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♪ He's a super snooper
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♪ Really super trooper
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♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw
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♪ He's a super snooper
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♪ Really super trooper
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♪ Super snooper
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♪ Super super super
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♪ Super snooper
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♪ Super super super
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♪ He's a super snooper
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♪ Really super trooper
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♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw.
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In just about a quarter
of an hour's time,
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ex-police officer David Steed
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is to be submitted
to the supreme test.
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This will make the fourth time
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the state has tried
to execute him.
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He's been sentenced to death
for the murder of his friend,
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colleague and superior
officer, Sergeant Willy Dunlop.
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Never before in the
history of this country
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has a man survived three
attempts to execute him.
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First time was the gas chamber.
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But Dave breathed in the cyanide
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like it was pure,
pollution-free mountain air.
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The second attempt by the state
to have Dave meet his maker
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was by hanging, but
when Dave dropped,
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you guessed it, the rope broke.
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Then it was the firing squad.
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But inexplicably, not one single
bullet even scratched Dave.
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Now he's gonna get the chair.
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I'd like to see the son of
a bitch get out of that!
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Now he's gonna fry!
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Yeah?
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Oh.
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It's for you, boss.
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Hello Rosy.
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It's all arranged.
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Don't worry, nothing
can go wrong this time.
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All right, I'll
talk to you later.
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You ask my husband, he
knows all about these things.
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Right Leopold?
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Leopold hardly says
a word these days,
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he's so depressed.
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He's against the death penalty.
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How about you, sir?
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How do you feel?
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I'm sure glad I'm
not in his place.
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I know he ain't
feeling too good.
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Sorry lady, no visitors today.
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But I have an invitation
signed by the governor.
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Hey, I don't care if it
was signed by the president,
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the warden said not let in
any complimentary passes.
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But don't you recognize me?
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I'm Rosy Labouche!
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The condemned man
and I were close.
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Real close.
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Lady, if you were the
condemned man himself
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I couldn't let you in.
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Well could you at least see
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that he receives these flowers?
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Perhaps they could arrange them
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in front of the electric
chair, so he could see them?
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I want David to
be thinking of me
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when they throw the switch.
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I'll see what I can do.
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Oh, you are so kind!
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Thank you so much.
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Hi Jackson.
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Dave, that's the 14th
plate of beans you've eaten!
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Would you like
something to drink?
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You know, regulations say
you can have champagne
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if you want it.
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Champagne?
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Gives me gas.
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Well can I get
you something else?
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Yeah, more beans.
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More beans?
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Uh huh.
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Could you make it a
zookie beans this time?
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Zookie beans?
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I never heard of them,
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but I guess I can get the
cook to rustle some up.
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Great, I'll have 'em for lunch.
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Lunch?
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Hey man, they're
coming for you now.
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By the time lunchtime
rolls around,
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you're gonna be having
dinner with honky number one.
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You may go.
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There's no need to make
your confessions, my son.
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What Earthly sins could
you have committed
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since we last took
this walk together
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the day before yesterday?
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Well, how about
gluttony, Father?
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I absolve you.
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Now come along, my son.
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When all this first began,
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I never dreamt it
would end this way.
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I had just come out
of the police academy
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and received my first
solo assignment.
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It seems like only yesterday.
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As you know, red
plutonium will re-enter
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the Earth's atmosphere and
will plunge and plummet
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with pinpoint precision
to a pre-determined place
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on the Earth's surface.
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The purpose of red
plutonium's mission
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is to test the
top-secret device,
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detecting minerals
below the moon's crust.
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Now gentlemen, the site selected
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for this momentous experiment
is namely Creektown,
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or as the Indians
call it, Poboke.
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Whose inhabitants, by the way,
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have proved themselves to be
patriotic, true blue Americans,
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and are here to share with
us this historic moment.
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Sergeant Dunlop
had ordered me to proceed
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to Creektown to collect the fine
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for non-payment of
a parking ticket.
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Even though the village was
in the middle of a swamp
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and I had to leave my
wheels on dry ground,
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I was hell-bent on carrying
out my mission no matter what.
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This is headquarters
calling Officer Speed.
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Headquarters calling
Officer Speed.
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Come in, Officer Speed.
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This is Sergeant Dunlop
calling Officer Speed.
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Officer Speed, do you read me?
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Over.
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Oh that was good
thinking, Sergeant.
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Sending him across the Glades
to Creektown on the very day.
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NASA's having their top-secret
experiments out there.
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That's really smart.
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Well how was I to
know that, Chief?
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I mean, you yourself just
said it was top-secret!
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What would have happened to
the population of Creektown
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had the citizens not
been evacuated in time?
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Well, probably nothing.
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The explosion of red plutonium
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will bombard the Earth's surface
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with a barrage of
harmless red amoeba rays,
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which will have the
effect of floroscoping
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whatever lies underground.
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Mr. Jim Polaka?
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Mr. Jim Polaka?
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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This is Officer Speed
calling headquarters.
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Hey, Sergeant Dunlop.
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It's Dave!
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It's him!
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He's coming through
our short wave!
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We can hear him, but
he can't hear us.
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It's a freak reception.
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Speed!
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Speed, you dumb rookie!
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Get back here right away!
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You're gonna get
yourself killed!
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Get back to headquarters,
do you hear me?
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This is urgent!
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Hey, it's really
peaceful out here.
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You know what, Sarge?
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I'm gonna enter his domicile
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and tack the ticket
to his totem pole.
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All systems.
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Assignment completed,
over and out.
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Hey fella.
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Hey fella.
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Could you move over?
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Scat!
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Scat!
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Git, git!
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Oh, that poor kid.
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He wasn't much of a
rookie in his class,
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but he did die in
the line of duty,
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trying to collect on
a traffic violation.
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That poor kid.
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Little late to be
feeling sorry, isn't it?
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I'll tell you what.
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If it scares you that much,
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I've got just the job to
take it off your mind,
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Officer Dunlop.
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Come on, Sergeant!
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The Sarge!
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Hey, Sarge!
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I could hardly believe it.
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I got the cover back into place
just by thinking about it.
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But then I realized
something incredible,
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something extraordinary
had happened to me.
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To start with, we'll
forget all that baloney
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you told the Chief.
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As far as I'm concerned, you
never went to that creek.
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But I did go, Sarge.
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Then how come you never
noticed all that hell
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that was breaking
loose around you?
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I did.
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It was this huge explosion.
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Louder than I can
do with my bubble.
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Your what?
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Listen, don't give
me that bubble stuff!
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Not even an ant could have
survived in that explosion!
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Why are you getting so mad?
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Sounds like you're
sorry I'm still alive.
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Well what do you expect?
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If a man gets caught in the
middle of an atomic blast,
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the least he could
do is drop dead!
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But I told you, Sarge.
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Everything turned bright red,
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there was this roaring sound,
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next thing I knew, I came
to under a mountain of sand.
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A mountain of sand.
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That's a good one.
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That's a revolting habit,
and it's against regulations!
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And what's more, it
turns my stomach!
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What does?
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Chewing gum.
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Any turkey that chews
gum and blows bubbles
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is really at the
top of my list, boy.
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Right there you gotta put it?
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Oh, you dope.
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Sorry Sarge.
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I mean, no offense.
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I'm one of Rosy
Labouche's greatest fans.
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I've seen all of her movies.
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Even the silent ones.
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What do you mean,
even the silent ones?
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She's young enough to make
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that Cheryl Ladd
and Farrah Fawcett
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look like a couple
of plain Janes.
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You're really crazy
about her, eh Sarge?
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Sure I'm crazy about her,
I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Did I ever tell you about the
time I held her in my arms?
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That was a long time
ago, in Hollywood.
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I was working as a stuntman
on one of her films.
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Oh boy, that's an experience
I'll never forget.
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Watch it, Sarge!
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What the hell are you
trying to do, kill us?
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I didn't want you
to hit the elephants.
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What elephants?
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Those.
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How did you know those elephants
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were gonna cross in front of us?
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I didn't see them.
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That means you didn't either.
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I don't know.
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Intuition.
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Oh yeah?
265
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:08,285
So who's gonna cross in
front of us now, huh?
266
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:11,998
Come on, give us a
flash of that intuition.
267
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,458
Come on!
268
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,508
I can't.
269
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:29,558
Elephants yes, nuns no, huh?
270
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:31,684
Aw.
271
00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:12,058
Be right back.
272
00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:22,151
Hi Uncle Willy.
273
00:18:22,152 --> 00:18:23,819
With Dave again, huh?
274
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:28,158
Hello, never mind about
Dave and give me my lunch.
275
00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:45,716
Hey!
276
00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:22,878
♪ Super snooper
277
00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:26,465
♪ Super super super.
278
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,466
Okay, see you later.
279
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,510
Okay, bye.
280
00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:04,920
No longer any
doubt, I had super powers.
281
00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:08,299
But they would come and
go for no apparent reason.
282
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,634
I wanted to talk
to Sarge about it,
283
00:20:10,635 --> 00:20:12,887
but I couldn't get
a word in edgewise.
284
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:15,764
He wouldn't stop talking
about Rosy Labouche.
285
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,057
And there was another time
286
00:20:17,058 --> 00:20:19,477
I was playing the
Russian centurion.
287
00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:21,020
Russian centurion?
288
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:24,356
No no, Roman centurion.
289
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,649
Oh, yeah.
290
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,276
And I was supposed
to dive in the water
291
00:20:27,277 --> 00:20:30,196
to save her from a whole
bunch of crocodiles, right?
292
00:20:30,197 --> 00:20:32,406
Well I had all this
armor plate on me,
293
00:20:32,407 --> 00:20:35,159
and I sank right down to
the bottom like a stone.
294
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,702
Yeah, what happened?
295
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,537
Well I nearly drowned.
296
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,500
Yes sir, those
were the days, boy.
297
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:43,959
Answer the radio.
298
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,545
What? There's
nobody calling us.
299
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,506
This is
headquarters calling car 40.
300
00:20:48,507 --> 00:20:51,467
Headquarters calling
car 40, come in car 40.
301
00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:52,511
Intuition.
302
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,889
This is car 40,
come in Tiger Lilly.
303
00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,891
Head over to 11474th Street,
304
00:20:58,892 --> 00:21:01,018
we have a robbery in
progress on the 20th floor
305
00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:02,561
of the offices of
Johnson & Johnson,
306
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,396
that's right across from
the Daily Herald building.
307
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,024
We're on our way!
308
00:21:09,236 --> 00:21:11,111
You know, you and this intuition
309
00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:14,407
are starting to get
on my nerves, kid.
310
00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:21,081
Don't move!
311
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,082
Nobody move!
312
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,291
Get over here!
313
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:26,419
Come on, get 'em up!
314
00:21:33,385 --> 00:21:34,552
Oh hi Sarge!
315
00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:36,220
Silvius, what's up?
316
00:21:36,221 --> 00:21:37,346
Oh, I don't know nothing.
317
00:21:37,347 --> 00:21:38,765
What's going on?
318
00:21:48,191 --> 00:21:49,942
They've blocked them all.
319
00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:52,444
Now we gotta climb all that way.
320
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,445
Come on!
321
00:21:56,324 --> 00:21:57,200
Hurry up!
322
00:21:57,201 --> 00:21:59,119
Let's get out of here!
323
00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:07,919
We're almost there, come on!
324
00:22:19,848 --> 00:22:21,141
Only five more.
325
00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:35,446
Wait a minute, Sarge.
326
00:22:35,447 --> 00:22:36,447
There.
327
00:22:40,911 --> 00:22:44,079
Here's what we're gonna
use, the old charge system.
328
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,623
What's a charge system?
329
00:22:45,624 --> 00:22:48,209
It never fails, the
old charge system.
330
00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:52,421
You charge the door and I'll
cover you from the back here.
331
00:22:52,422 --> 00:22:53,298
Okay?
332
00:22:53,299 --> 00:22:54,840
I charge the door?
333
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,468
You charge the door, I'm
gonna cover you from back here.
334
00:22:57,469 --> 00:22:59,513
Good thinking, Sarge.
335
00:23:01,223 --> 00:23:05,726
Check the door and
see if anybody's coming.
336
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,274
♪ Super snooper.
337
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:13,860
Beautiful!
338
00:23:19,074 --> 00:23:20,825
Fantastic, beautiful!
339
00:23:20,826 --> 00:23:24,411
It brings tears to my eyes
to see a trick like that.
340
00:23:24,412 --> 00:23:25,539
Oh, really?
341
00:23:32,796 --> 00:23:34,131
Grab his gun.
342
00:23:36,174 --> 00:23:37,466
I say.
343
00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:39,260
Somebody better
get an ambulance.
344
00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:42,305
That boy's gonna
be hurt awful bad.
345
00:23:47,686 --> 00:23:49,854
Don't move or you'll
end up like your buddy.
346
00:23:49,855 --> 00:23:53,400
Watch the door, there
might be more cops.
347
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,743
Hey Sarge, it's over.
348
00:24:04,619 --> 00:24:05,495
Huh?
349
00:24:05,495 --> 00:24:06,495
Yeah.
350
00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:23,846
Boy, somebody up
there sure likes you.
351
00:24:23,847 --> 00:24:26,098
If it hadn't been for
that platform down there,
352
00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:31,103
you'd have been splattered
all over that sidewalk.
353
00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:33,689
But what took you so
long to get back up here!
354
00:24:33,690 --> 00:24:35,107
Forget it Sarge.
355
00:24:35,108 --> 00:24:37,943
If I told you, you
wouldn't believe me anyway.
356
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:40,530
All right, get 'em up there!
357
00:24:46,661 --> 00:24:48,412
What are you so happy about?
358
00:24:48,413 --> 00:24:51,165
I'm happy about the way
we busted up that robbery.
359
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,584
If you stick with me,
we're gonna go places.
360
00:24:56,087 --> 00:24:57,713
What now?
361
00:24:57,714 --> 00:25:00,382
There's illegal gambling
going on in that truck!
362
00:25:00,383 --> 00:25:01,383
Gambling?
363
00:25:13,605 --> 00:25:14,606
Put 'em up!
364
00:25:17,692 --> 00:25:19,319
All right, get out!
365
00:25:22,739 --> 00:25:24,115
Police, open up!
366
00:25:30,163 --> 00:25:33,166
Nobody move,
you're under arrest.
367
00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:36,043
I called headquarters.
368
00:25:36,044 --> 00:25:38,838
Hey kid, next time you
get a tip-off like this,
369
00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:41,132
tell me before
you act, will you?
370
00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:42,424
It wasn't a tip-off.
371
00:25:42,425 --> 00:25:43,634
I looked at the
side of the truck...
372
00:25:43,635 --> 00:25:45,136
Look, I don't wanna know.
373
00:25:45,137 --> 00:25:46,762
I'm just your superior officer.
374
00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:48,764
From now on, you don't
think, you don't act,
375
00:25:48,765 --> 00:25:51,934
you don't speak until you get
it from me, you understand?
376
00:25:51,935 --> 00:25:54,020
Get your hands up there!
377
00:26:13,290 --> 00:26:14,707
Come on, let's go!
378
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,333
All right!
379
00:26:16,334 --> 00:26:18,627
Dave, you're not even
watching the game!
380
00:26:18,628 --> 00:26:20,546
Aw I know, I bet
you're thinking about
381
00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:23,799
racing around in your car and
catching crooks, aren't you?
382
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,134
No.
383
00:26:25,135 --> 00:26:28,472
Well then what are
you thinking about?
384
00:26:31,558 --> 00:26:32,850
Well.
385
00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:34,643
I was just thinking
how much I'd like
386
00:26:34,644 --> 00:26:36,187
to be alone with you right now.
387
00:26:36,188 --> 00:26:37,855
In this crowd?
388
00:26:37,856 --> 00:26:38,856
Sure.
389
00:26:57,751 --> 00:26:58,919
What crowd?
390
00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:24,276
Look, there's a little
job I gotta take care of,
391
00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:25,487
be right back.
392
00:28:28,633 --> 00:28:31,344
You're under arrest, Scardella.
393
00:28:42,522 --> 00:28:44,899
I don't know how you did it.
394
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:48,360
We've been after Scardella
for over two years.
395
00:28:48,361 --> 00:28:52,699
I still don't see how you
spotted him in all that crowd.
396
00:28:53,909 --> 00:28:56,994
Well Sarge, I wanted
to be alone with Evelyn,
397
00:28:56,995 --> 00:28:59,580
even though I know
you don't approve.
398
00:28:59,581 --> 00:29:01,957
So I had everyone disappear.
399
00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:05,002
And there we were,
Evelyn, Scardella and me.
400
00:29:05,003 --> 00:29:07,338
You had everybody disappear?
401
00:29:07,339 --> 00:29:09,089
You want me to believe that?
402
00:29:09,090 --> 00:29:10,216
It's the truth.
403
00:29:10,217 --> 00:29:11,383
Now look, you!
404
00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:13,427
You stop this
nonsense or so help me
405
00:29:13,428 --> 00:29:16,931
you're gonna be driving a
garbage truck, you got it?
406
00:29:16,932 --> 00:29:17,808
Got it.
407
00:29:17,808 --> 00:29:18,808
Good!
408
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,520
Disappear.
409
00:29:38,662 --> 00:29:39,912
You just hit a driver.
410
00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:42,206
Wait a minute,
where are you going?
411
00:29:42,207 --> 00:29:43,415
Hold it right there.
412
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,416
Hey!
413
00:29:46,753 --> 00:29:48,171
Drop your gun!
414
00:29:49,256 --> 00:29:51,716
For God's sake, shoot him!
415
00:30:09,901 --> 00:30:12,361
Get back, get out
of here all of you.
416
00:30:12,362 --> 00:30:14,572
Hold it right there.
417
00:30:14,573 --> 00:30:15,781
Stop!
418
00:30:15,782 --> 00:30:17,826
Relax, the game's over.
419
00:30:31,006 --> 00:30:32,006
Shit!
420
00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:34,968
Hold it!
421
00:30:34,969 --> 00:30:36,635
Drop the gun.
422
00:30:36,636 --> 00:30:37,636
Hold it!
423
00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:42,391
First thing tomorrow morning,
424
00:30:42,392 --> 00:30:44,810
you go back to the firing range.
425
00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:47,396
You never even hit him once.
426
00:30:47,397 --> 00:30:49,483
Let me have those cuffs.
427
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,902
Get 'em up there!
428
00:30:52,903 --> 00:30:54,403
Come on, back there.
429
00:30:54,404 --> 00:30:55,404
Come on!
430
00:30:57,866 --> 00:31:01,327
Poor Sarge, how
could I tell him the truth?
431
00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:04,580
♪ Super snooper
432
00:31:04,581 --> 00:31:07,958
♪ Super super super
433
00:31:10,837 --> 00:31:13,088
What made you suspect
that there was a robbery
434
00:31:13,089 --> 00:31:15,007
taking place here,
Officer Dunlop?
435
00:31:15,008 --> 00:31:16,801
Oh well, my partner and I,
436
00:31:16,802 --> 00:31:18,928
we were passing by
the supermarket,
437
00:31:18,929 --> 00:31:20,930
and well, the first
thing you know,
438
00:31:20,931 --> 00:31:24,266
well we spotted the suspect
sitting in a getaway car,
439
00:31:24,267 --> 00:31:25,434
and well...
440
00:31:25,435 --> 00:31:26,811
Thank you Chief.
441
00:31:26,812 --> 00:31:30,147
Anything you would care
to add, Officer Speed?
442
00:31:30,148 --> 00:31:31,190
Not really.
443
00:31:31,191 --> 00:31:33,108
Sergeant Dunlop has said it all.
444
00:31:33,109 --> 00:31:35,694
I'm just fortunate to be
teamed with such a man.
445
00:31:35,695 --> 00:31:39,323
Chief, you must
be awfully proud of these men.
446
00:31:39,324 --> 00:31:42,743
Well I'll tell you, it all
comes from years of dedication,
447
00:31:42,744 --> 00:31:46,330
hard work, and a city
that I've lived in.
448
00:31:46,331 --> 00:31:47,290
Paradise?
449
00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:48,916
Yes boss.
450
00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:52,586
Those two cops are getting
too big for their britches.
451
00:31:52,587 --> 00:31:53,587
Why worry?
452
00:31:53,588 --> 00:31:55,464
They can't pin anything on you.
453
00:31:55,465 --> 00:31:58,759
What you do is legal
and above the board.
454
00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:03,264
You got the richest fishing
business in the golf course.
455
00:32:03,265 --> 00:32:05,057
Yeah.
456
00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:08,853
Call the Barracuda, I
want a partner's report.
457
00:32:08,854 --> 00:32:11,982
Sandy, Mr. Torpedo's
on the phone.
458
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,947
Yeah, hello, boss?
459
00:32:19,948 --> 00:32:22,700
Yeah, everything's
going like clockwork.
460
00:32:22,701 --> 00:32:24,827
Yeah, we're shipping out
a hundred brands worth
461
00:32:24,828 --> 00:32:27,581
of George Washingtons right now.
462
00:32:31,293 --> 00:32:32,835
Hey, Sarge!
463
00:32:32,836 --> 00:32:35,921
It says here that your Rosy
Labouche is making a comeback.
464
00:32:35,922 --> 00:32:36,964
Did you know that?
465
00:32:36,965 --> 00:32:38,174
Sure I knew that.
466
00:32:38,175 --> 00:32:40,719
I know everything about Rosy.
467
00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:45,055
Like a cup of coffee?
468
00:32:45,056 --> 00:32:46,850
Yeah, black please.
469
00:33:13,668 --> 00:33:15,544
Hey, Sarge, I did it!
470
00:33:15,545 --> 00:33:17,129
Did what?
471
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:20,841
I had the cup fly over to
me just by thinking about it!
472
00:33:20,842 --> 00:33:22,092
Yeah Sarge!
473
00:33:22,093 --> 00:33:23,677
Look, I wanna
tell you something.
474
00:33:23,678 --> 00:33:25,846
You cannot go around
telling people
475
00:33:25,847 --> 00:33:27,890
that you have cups
flying into your hand!
476
00:33:27,891 --> 00:33:29,683
That you can look through
walls and see elephants.
477
00:33:29,684 --> 00:33:30,644
Sarge.
478
00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:31,894
You understand me?
479
00:33:31,895 --> 00:33:33,896
Hey Sarge, that truck.
480
00:33:33,897 --> 00:33:36,398
It's carrying counterfeit bills.
481
00:33:36,399 --> 00:33:37,275
What?
482
00:33:37,276 --> 00:33:38,484
How do you know?
483
00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:41,154
Well, I saw through the side.
484
00:33:43,198 --> 00:33:46,992
Come on, we're gonna
go take a look, come on!
485
00:33:49,913 --> 00:33:52,331
Open up this truck, come on!
486
00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:53,666
Okay, man.
487
00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:55,334
All right, let's go,
open it up back here.
488
00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:56,585
You want me to open it up?
489
00:33:56,586 --> 00:33:58,130
Just open it up.
490
00:33:59,464 --> 00:34:01,633
What do you got in there?
491
00:34:05,137 --> 00:34:06,137
Fish.
492
00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:23,989
All right, close it down.
493
00:34:26,992 --> 00:34:27,992
Go ahead, beat it.
494
00:34:27,993 --> 00:34:29,119
Okay, okay.
495
00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:47,720
Counterfeit bills.
496
00:34:47,721 --> 00:34:49,889
All I saw in there were fish!
497
00:34:49,890 --> 00:34:52,308
Now I'm not saying they
weren't counterfeit fish.
498
00:34:52,309 --> 00:34:55,644
But even if they were,
there's no law against it!
499
00:34:55,645 --> 00:34:56,688
Or is there?
500
00:35:07,282 --> 00:35:10,409
Dave, I've been thinking
about the stadium.
501
00:35:10,410 --> 00:35:12,495
You know, I mush have
been really crazy
502
00:35:12,496 --> 00:35:14,538
to think that
everyone disappeared.
503
00:35:14,539 --> 00:35:16,582
You're not crazy, Evelyn.
504
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,834
Everyone did disappear.
505
00:35:18,835 --> 00:35:20,504
Oh come on, Dave.
506
00:35:21,379 --> 00:35:22,379
Evelyn.
507
00:35:24,007 --> 00:35:26,468
I have to tell you something.
508
00:35:27,928 --> 00:35:31,388
I'm, well, how can I put this.
509
00:35:31,389 --> 00:35:33,475
I'm not normal any more.
510
00:35:34,476 --> 00:35:35,851
I'm different.
511
00:35:35,852 --> 00:35:37,311
Dave.
512
00:35:37,312 --> 00:35:42,233
Oh come on Evelyn, not
that kind of different.
513
00:35:42,234 --> 00:35:45,361
You see, ever since
I went to Creektown
514
00:35:45,362 --> 00:35:47,363
and got caught in
that explosion,
515
00:35:47,364 --> 00:35:49,824
something happened inside me.
516
00:35:49,825 --> 00:35:51,325
It's like,
517
00:35:51,326 --> 00:35:54,870
it's like a part of me over
which I have no control,
518
00:35:54,871 --> 00:35:57,748
was suddenly switched on.
519
00:35:57,749 --> 00:36:00,042
Dave darling, I
won't pretend I know
520
00:36:00,043 --> 00:36:01,877
what you're talking about,
521
00:36:01,878 --> 00:36:04,088
but why don't we
discuss that later?
522
00:36:04,089 --> 00:36:06,173
And I'll go put
on my bathing suit
523
00:36:06,174 --> 00:36:07,508
and let's go in the water.
524
00:36:07,509 --> 00:36:09,844
You go ahead, I can't swim.
525
00:36:09,845 --> 00:36:12,680
I grew up in the
mountains, remember?
526
00:36:12,681 --> 00:36:14,682
Well, don't worry about it.
527
00:36:14,683 --> 00:36:15,933
I'll teach you.
528
00:36:15,934 --> 00:36:16,934
Okay.
529
00:37:05,525 --> 00:37:06,775
Hey kids!
530
00:37:06,776 --> 00:37:09,446
Don't worry, I'll
get it for you.
531
00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,955
Whoa, he's walking on water!
532
00:37:33,804 --> 00:37:34,804
David!
533
00:37:37,432 --> 00:37:38,683
Help!
534
00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:42,394
Help!
535
00:37:45,774 --> 00:37:47,275
It's all right.
536
00:37:50,278 --> 00:37:51,278
Wow.
537
00:37:54,241 --> 00:37:56,909
Come on, come on Dave.
538
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,958
We're almost there.
539
00:38:03,959 --> 00:38:06,044
I can't, I can't swim!
540
00:38:06,962 --> 00:38:07,838
David?
541
00:38:07,838 --> 00:38:08,838
Oh my God.
542
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,556
Hey, why don't you
give him mouth to mouth?
543
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:20,267
Yeah, okay, great.
544
00:39:12,986 --> 00:39:14,612
Hi Sarge, what's up?
545
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,489
How did you know it was me?
546
00:39:16,490 --> 00:39:18,824
No no, don't tell
me, let me guess.
547
00:39:18,825 --> 00:39:21,494
Listen you, I want you
over here right away
548
00:39:21,495 --> 00:39:24,413
so you can tell the Chief
exactly what you been telling me
549
00:39:24,414 --> 00:39:27,208
about all that super
power stuff, you got it?
550
00:39:27,209 --> 00:39:31,545
And you got five minutes to
get here, you understand?
551
00:39:31,546 --> 00:39:32,755
Five minutes, Sergeant?
552
00:39:32,756 --> 00:39:35,758
He lives on the
other side of town.
553
00:39:35,759 --> 00:39:38,011
Reporting for duty, sir.
554
00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,263
You see that, Chief?
555
00:39:41,264 --> 00:39:42,640
You see that?
556
00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:44,475
Those are the cute little tricks
557
00:39:44,476 --> 00:39:46,519
I gotta put up with
every single day!
558
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,561
Well I've had it!
559
00:39:47,562 --> 00:39:49,021
I've had it right up to here!
560
00:39:49,022 --> 00:39:51,023
But Sergeant, you're
the one who gave him
561
00:39:51,024 --> 00:39:52,775
only five minutes to get here.
562
00:39:52,776 --> 00:39:55,027
Well then he's got
an answering service,
563
00:39:55,028 --> 00:39:56,529
that's what he's got!
564
00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:59,240
That's not true, Sarge.
565
00:39:59,241 --> 00:40:00,282
At ease, Sergeant.
566
00:40:00,283 --> 00:40:01,367
At ease.
567
00:40:01,368 --> 00:40:02,952
You know, Officer Speed,
568
00:40:02,953 --> 00:40:06,455
I've always enjoyed a
good practical joke too.
569
00:40:06,456 --> 00:40:10,084
Well I've been known in my
day to play a couple myself.
570
00:40:10,085 --> 00:40:11,710
I'll never forget one time,
571
00:40:11,711 --> 00:40:14,004
right after I came
out of police college,
572
00:40:14,005 --> 00:40:16,340
I painted myself
green head to toe
573
00:40:16,341 --> 00:40:20,553
to pretend to be a Martian!
574
00:40:20,554 --> 00:40:21,720
Yeah, that's right.
575
00:40:21,721 --> 00:40:23,472
But he had be almost believing
576
00:40:23,473 --> 00:40:26,809
that he fell 20 floors
without hurting himself!
577
00:40:26,810 --> 00:40:29,478
Oh, that doesn't
sound possible to me.
578
00:40:29,479 --> 00:40:32,398
It doesn't sound possible?
579
00:40:32,399 --> 00:40:33,399
Huh.
580
00:40:35,819 --> 00:40:38,029
Let me show you something.
581
00:40:45,871 --> 00:40:47,080
Be right back.
582
00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:54,212
♪ Super snooper.
583
00:41:01,178 --> 00:41:02,554
What happened?
584
00:41:06,475 --> 00:41:07,600
Call an ambulance.
585
00:41:07,601 --> 00:41:09,143
Yes sir.
586
00:41:09,144 --> 00:41:13,231
Don't touch him, wait
'til the medic gets here.
587
00:41:14,524 --> 00:41:16,401
What, what, what...
588
00:41:21,573 --> 00:41:23,115
As you can see from this X-ray
589
00:41:23,116 --> 00:41:25,785
taken right after his
admission this morning,
590
00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:28,245
there isn't an unbroken
bone in his body!
591
00:41:28,246 --> 00:41:30,832
Beats me how he's still alive.
592
00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:32,958
Sarge.
593
00:41:32,959 --> 00:41:34,960
Yeah kid, what is it?
594
00:41:34,961 --> 00:41:38,672
I don't want, I don't want
Evelyn to see me this way.
595
00:41:38,673 --> 00:41:39,549
Oh okay.
596
00:41:39,549 --> 00:41:40,509
All right.
597
00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:41,675
What did he say?
598
00:41:41,676 --> 00:41:43,260
Nothing, nothing.
599
00:41:43,261 --> 00:41:45,471
Listen honey, why don't
we wait outside over here.
600
00:41:45,472 --> 00:41:47,139
There's really
nothing we can do,
601
00:41:47,140 --> 00:41:49,016
and we might as well get out.
602
00:41:49,017 --> 00:41:52,186
We took other X-rays after
we put him in his cast.
603
00:41:52,187 --> 00:41:54,271
They should be ready soon.
604
00:41:54,272 --> 00:41:58,234
But I'm afraid that, well even
if the bone's set correctly,
605
00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:02,572
the internal damage is too
extensive to encourage optimism.
606
00:42:03,532 --> 00:42:05,242
If you'll excuse me.
607
00:42:10,664 --> 00:42:13,791
Why did you
do it, Officer Speed?
608
00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:16,502
Were you that
unhappy on the force?
609
00:42:16,503 --> 00:42:17,337
Chief.
610
00:42:17,338 --> 00:42:18,587
What?
611
00:42:18,588 --> 00:42:19,589
The door.
612
00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,767
What about the door?
613
00:42:37,482 --> 00:42:39,233
It's a miracle, it's a miracle!
614
00:42:39,234 --> 00:42:42,403
Look, we took another set
of X-rays of Officer Speed.
615
00:42:42,404 --> 00:42:44,321
The bones are completely healed!
616
00:42:44,322 --> 00:42:45,739
It's a miracle!
617
00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:47,116
Dave!
618
00:42:47,117 --> 00:42:48,909
Dave, it's a miracle!
619
00:42:48,910 --> 00:42:50,454
The doctor said...
620
00:42:51,496 --> 00:42:52,496
Dave?
621
00:42:53,498 --> 00:42:54,498
Dave!
622
00:42:58,712 --> 00:42:59,712
Dave.
623
00:43:04,009 --> 00:43:05,509
Oh Dave.
624
00:43:05,510 --> 00:43:07,678
Oh sorry Chief.
625
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:08,679
Chief?
626
00:43:23,945 --> 00:43:27,490
I'd been looking
for Silvius all day.
627
00:43:27,491 --> 00:43:30,367
He was the only person
who had seen my two falls.
628
00:43:30,368 --> 00:43:31,660
I had a hunch he could explain
629
00:43:31,661 --> 00:43:34,456
what went wrong the second time.
630
00:43:41,046 --> 00:43:44,173
Step right up, ladies and
gentlemen, see the elephant.
631
00:43:44,174 --> 00:43:45,050
One please.
632
00:43:45,050 --> 00:43:45,884
Seven.
633
00:43:45,885 --> 00:43:47,343
Thank you, 750 pounds.
634
00:43:47,344 --> 00:43:49,011
Alive, ladies and gentlemen,
635
00:43:49,012 --> 00:43:50,095
thank you very much.
636
00:43:50,096 --> 00:43:51,680
You always work here?
637
00:43:51,681 --> 00:43:54,683
I guess if you call peddling
tickets all day long working,
638
00:43:54,684 --> 00:43:55,976
yeah I am, why?
639
00:43:55,977 --> 00:43:58,687
I'm looking for an
old guy named Silvius.
640
00:43:58,688 --> 00:44:00,773
I heard he worked
here a couple times.
641
00:44:00,774 --> 00:44:02,442
What's it to you?
642
00:44:05,153 --> 00:44:07,196
Oh yeah, Silvius, I know him.
643
00:44:07,197 --> 00:44:10,241
He's a ventriloquist,
really a great talent.
644
00:44:10,242 --> 00:44:11,867
You wanna know something?
645
00:44:11,868 --> 00:44:15,246
He can actually make a doggy
talk like a human being.
646
00:44:15,247 --> 00:44:17,623
I think he's had it a
little rough lately.
647
00:44:17,624 --> 00:44:19,208
What do you mean?
648
00:44:19,209 --> 00:44:21,293
Well, for the last year, I
haven't seen him around here.
649
00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:22,628
That's quite a while.
650
00:44:22,629 --> 00:44:25,881
I think he owes somebody
some money or something.
651
00:44:25,882 --> 00:44:27,633
You got any idea where he lives?
652
00:44:27,634 --> 00:44:29,510
Well last time I
heard, he was living
653
00:44:29,511 --> 00:44:32,555
over on River Road,
in an old shack,
654
00:44:32,556 --> 00:44:34,808
selling dogs or something.
655
00:44:36,143 --> 00:44:37,309
Thanks.
656
00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:38,561
Hey mister.
657
00:44:38,562 --> 00:44:40,729
I didn't think
nothing at the time,
658
00:44:40,730 --> 00:44:43,691
but a little while ago there
were three guys over here,
659
00:44:43,692 --> 00:44:44,733
asking about him.
660
00:44:44,734 --> 00:44:46,235
What did you tell them?
661
00:44:46,236 --> 00:44:48,362
Same thing I told you.
662
00:44:48,363 --> 00:44:49,656
Thanks again.
663
00:44:50,615 --> 00:44:52,616
That's all right.
664
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,724
Hey Silvius!
665
00:45:16,725 --> 00:45:17,851
Anybody home?
666
00:45:19,769 --> 00:45:20,769
Silvius?
667
00:45:34,618 --> 00:45:35,494
Hey boy.
668
00:45:35,495 --> 00:45:36,577
Want a biscuit?
669
00:45:36,578 --> 00:45:37,704
There you go.
670
00:45:39,498 --> 00:45:41,165
Hey Silvius.
671
00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:42,166
Hello?
672
00:46:52,362 --> 00:46:53,196
Silvius!
673
00:46:53,197 --> 00:46:55,281
Hey Silvius, you here?
674
00:46:55,282 --> 00:46:56,741
Search the joint.
675
00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:03,122
What are we looking
for, Paradise?
676
00:47:03,123 --> 00:47:07,293
30,000 that Mr. Torpedo paid
for the talking chihuahua.
677
00:47:07,294 --> 00:47:09,253
Chihauhaus don't talk!
678
00:47:09,254 --> 00:47:11,672
That's why the boss
wants to get rid of it,
679
00:47:11,673 --> 00:47:15,427
and why he wants to
get rid of Silvius too.
680
00:47:22,726 --> 00:47:24,310
Find anything?
681
00:47:24,311 --> 00:47:25,728
Nothing, Paradise.
682
00:47:25,729 --> 00:47:27,647
Check in the closet.
683
00:47:29,774 --> 00:47:30,650
Hi.
684
00:47:30,651 --> 00:47:31,942
Hi.
685
00:47:31,943 --> 00:47:35,739
There's a guy in there,
but he isn't Silvius.
686
00:47:39,201 --> 00:47:40,201
Hi.
687
00:47:41,328 --> 00:47:42,620
Who are you?
688
00:47:42,621 --> 00:47:45,623
I know who I am, and
I know who you are.
689
00:47:45,624 --> 00:47:47,833
But do you know who he is?
690
00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:51,420
Hey, Paradise, I think
I've seen this guy on TV,
691
00:47:51,421 --> 00:47:56,133
but I can't remember whether
he's a singer or an evangelist.
692
00:47:56,134 --> 00:47:57,843
I don't care what he is.
693
00:47:57,844 --> 00:48:02,181
What are you doing here,
and where is Silvius?
694
00:48:02,182 --> 00:48:03,641
Beats me.
695
00:48:03,642 --> 00:48:06,435
But even if I knew, I
wouldn't tell you three jerks.
696
00:48:06,436 --> 00:48:07,728
What did he say?
697
00:48:07,729 --> 00:48:11,065
He said that we're
three jerks, Paradise.
698
00:48:11,066 --> 00:48:12,066
Uh, yeah.
699
00:48:15,529 --> 00:48:16,613
He's yours.
700
00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:28,375
Two goes with the
guitar, then it's my turn.
701
00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:40,386
This is it.
702
00:48:42,305 --> 00:48:44,265
That's good, huh?
703
00:48:44,266 --> 00:48:46,475
You're the tops, Paradise!
704
00:48:48,687 --> 00:48:49,687
Come on.
705
00:48:51,648 --> 00:48:53,859
He won't be back so soon.
706
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,279
Hey, you guys going?
707
00:48:59,614 --> 00:49:02,825
I've gotta have a
chance to get even.
708
00:49:02,826 --> 00:49:04,994
Should I get the
guitar, Paradise?
709
00:49:04,995 --> 00:49:06,036
Don't get it.
710
00:49:06,037 --> 00:49:07,247
This is yours.
711
00:49:19,384 --> 00:49:22,386
I think you should let me
get the guitar, Paradise!
712
00:49:22,387 --> 00:49:23,430
It's okay.
713
00:50:46,721 --> 00:50:48,264
I told you,
714
00:50:48,265 --> 00:50:49,974
you should have let me
get the guitar, Paradise.
715
00:50:49,975 --> 00:50:52,519
Yeah, that's the best idea.
716
00:51:18,837 --> 00:51:21,423
Hey, go find a fire hydrant.
717
00:51:23,049 --> 00:51:24,593
Now be good, boys.
718
00:51:31,641 --> 00:51:33,767
Now here's a
flash for all you movie buffs.
719
00:51:33,768 --> 00:51:35,603
Famous film star Rosy Labouche
720
00:51:35,604 --> 00:51:38,355
will be arriving in our
fair city at four o'clock.
721
00:51:40,650 --> 00:51:43,819
Miss Labouche will be appearing
every night this week.
722
00:51:43,820 --> 00:51:45,112
Hey fellas.
723
00:51:45,113 --> 00:51:46,363
Yes boss!
724
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:49,909
Go to the airport
and pick her up.
725
00:51:49,910 --> 00:51:53,662
Did ya, did ya find the
old man with the dogs yet?
726
00:51:53,663 --> 00:51:54,539
No boss, we...
727
00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:56,040
Well find him!
728
00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:59,293
You know he and I got
some unfinished business!
729
00:52:00,587 --> 00:52:03,214
You know I got the
nervous stomach.
730
00:52:03,215 --> 00:52:04,840
You know that, don't you?
731
00:52:04,841 --> 00:52:06,425
Now go on, get outta here.
732
00:52:06,426 --> 00:52:08,677
Where you going? The back door!
733
00:52:08,678 --> 00:52:09,805
Sorry boss.
734
00:52:13,350 --> 00:52:15,351
How come you our
assignment changed
735
00:52:15,352 --> 00:52:17,520
to the sea plane
base today, Sarge?
736
00:52:17,521 --> 00:52:19,814
Well boy, I'll
tell you something.
737
00:52:19,815 --> 00:52:22,525
There are some people
who only fall in love
738
00:52:22,526 --> 00:52:24,026
one time in their life.
739
00:52:24,027 --> 00:52:26,195
I'm one of those lucky people.
740
00:52:26,196 --> 00:52:28,948
What the heck does that mean?
741
00:52:28,949 --> 00:52:31,535
Never mind, you'll find out.
742
00:52:36,206 --> 00:52:37,206
Hey.
743
00:52:40,252 --> 00:52:42,711
Those goons belong
to Tony Torpedo.
744
00:52:42,712 --> 00:52:45,589
They must have come
down to pick her up.
745
00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:46,632
Pick who up?
746
00:52:46,633 --> 00:52:48,467
Rosy Labouche, you dope.
747
00:52:48,468 --> 00:52:49,802
Oh.
748
00:52:49,803 --> 00:52:52,721
If only I could talk
to her, just once.
749
00:52:52,722 --> 00:52:54,014
Talk to her?
750
00:52:54,015 --> 00:52:56,308
What about that time you
held her in your arms?
751
00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:58,978
Well I, I, I just
helped her down
752
00:52:58,979 --> 00:53:01,731
from the stagecoach, that's all.
753
00:53:05,819 --> 00:53:06,862
Thank you.
754
00:53:09,322 --> 00:53:10,948
Hey, here she comes.
755
00:53:10,949 --> 00:53:12,075
Yeah. Yeah.
756
00:53:23,003 --> 00:53:24,462
Oh!
757
00:53:24,463 --> 00:53:26,214
Isn't she beautiful?
758
00:53:27,549 --> 00:53:30,801
Oh, if only I could talk to her.
759
00:53:30,802 --> 00:53:33,305
Sarge, I'll fix it for you.
760
00:53:34,556 --> 00:53:35,515
No!
761
00:53:35,516 --> 00:53:37,349
No no no, you stay out of this!
762
00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:39,435
Don't worry, no superpowers.
763
00:53:39,436 --> 00:53:43,106
Just take the patrol
car over to arrivals.
764
00:53:45,025 --> 00:53:47,777
Hey, that's the guy we
met at Silvius' house.
765
00:53:47,778 --> 00:53:48,903
Yes.
766
00:53:48,904 --> 00:53:50,488
That's all we need.
767
00:53:50,489 --> 00:53:51,489
Let's go.
768
00:53:54,117 --> 00:53:56,912
Your driver's license, please.
769
00:53:58,205 --> 00:54:00,372
Please Officer,
we're in a hurry.
770
00:54:00,373 --> 00:54:02,374
We've got to pick up the lady.
771
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:04,168
Registration, please.
772
00:54:04,169 --> 00:54:06,505
Give me the registration.
773
00:54:14,638 --> 00:54:16,180
What's the matter?
774
00:54:16,181 --> 00:54:17,181
My fingers!
775
00:54:17,182 --> 00:54:18,141
What about your fingers?
776
00:54:18,142 --> 00:54:20,559
They're stuck in this door!
777
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,977
Oh yeah.
778
00:54:21,978 --> 00:54:23,813
You ought to be more careful.
779
00:54:23,814 --> 00:54:25,564
Get out of the car, all of you.
780
00:54:25,565 --> 00:54:27,943
Let's have a roadside test.
781
00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:36,283
Miss Labouche,
it's good to see you in town.
782
00:54:36,284 --> 00:54:37,535
Well thank you very much, yes,
783
00:54:37,536 --> 00:54:38,661
it's good to be here.
784
00:54:45,794 --> 00:54:47,671
Hold out your arms.
785
00:54:54,052 --> 00:54:55,679
Lift your left leg.
786
00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:58,765
I said your left leg!
787
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,354
Now play angels.
788
00:55:05,355 --> 00:55:06,647
Play angels?
789
00:55:06,648 --> 00:55:08,524
Yeah, you know, flag your wings.
790
00:55:08,525 --> 00:55:09,359
Like this?
791
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,442
Right.
792
00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:11,443
Faster.
793
00:55:15,991 --> 00:55:16,991
Faster.
794
00:55:23,540 --> 00:55:25,959
Forget it, you'll never fly.
795
00:55:26,877 --> 00:55:28,587
Uh uh uh, your arms!
796
00:55:30,881 --> 00:55:32,632
Kick your right leg.
797
00:55:35,385 --> 00:55:36,385
Left.
798
00:55:38,096 --> 00:55:39,096
Right.
799
00:55:40,515 --> 00:55:42,057
Left.
800
00:55:42,058 --> 00:55:43,142
Right.
801
00:55:43,143 --> 00:55:44,310
Left.
802
00:55:44,311 --> 00:55:45,311
Right.
803
00:55:46,563 --> 00:55:48,189
Left, right.
804
00:55:48,190 --> 00:55:49,691
Good, keep it up.
805
00:56:03,997 --> 00:56:04,998
Thank you.
806
00:56:07,626 --> 00:56:11,378
Pardon me, but, may I
be of help, Miss Labouche?
807
00:56:11,379 --> 00:56:13,380
Oh, you know my name, Sergeant.
808
00:56:13,381 --> 00:56:14,423
Everybody does.
809
00:56:14,424 --> 00:56:16,091
You may not remember me,
810
00:56:16,092 --> 00:56:18,093
but I worked in a
few of your films!
811
00:56:18,094 --> 00:56:20,221
And I'll never forget it.
812
00:56:20,222 --> 00:56:21,263
Sergeant.
813
00:56:21,264 --> 00:56:22,224
Yes!
814
00:56:22,225 --> 00:56:23,516
Would you do me a favor?
815
00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:25,392
Anything, just ask.
816
00:56:25,393 --> 00:56:27,937
I must be in my hotel
within 10 minutes.
817
00:56:27,938 --> 00:56:30,898
I'm expecting a very
important phone call.
818
00:56:30,899 --> 00:56:35,277
I would consider it an
honor if I could take you!
819
00:56:35,278 --> 00:56:36,278
My bags.
820
00:56:37,030 --> 00:56:39,657
Are you married, Sergeant?
821
00:56:39,658 --> 00:56:40,866
Uh, I, I,
822
00:56:40,867 --> 00:56:42,910
I've always been
dedicated to my work,
823
00:56:42,911 --> 00:56:44,495
and to my mother.
824
00:56:44,496 --> 00:56:46,872
But then I got into
motion pictures,
825
00:56:46,873 --> 00:56:49,167
oh watch your scarf ma'am,
826
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:52,795
and then I got into work there,
827
00:56:52,796 --> 00:56:55,631
and I was never
much of an actor,
828
00:56:55,632 --> 00:56:59,802
but I always liked to do
a lot of stunts, you see.
829
00:56:59,803 --> 00:57:03,181
So I got into stunt
work for a while...
830
00:57:05,725 --> 00:57:07,309
Okay, that's enough.
831
00:57:07,310 --> 00:57:11,314
Let's double check your
reflexes, move over here.
832
00:57:12,607 --> 00:57:14,108
Okay.
833
00:57:14,109 --> 00:57:17,027
Now you hit him, and you
make sure you duck real fast.
834
00:57:17,028 --> 00:57:18,237
I gotta hit him?
835
00:57:18,238 --> 00:57:20,448
You duck real fast.
836
00:57:20,449 --> 00:57:22,992
Now you hit him, and
you duck real fast.
837
00:57:22,993 --> 00:57:25,786
Now you hit him, and
you duck real fast.
838
00:57:25,787 --> 00:57:26,746
Great.
839
00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:28,664
Now all together, come on.
840
00:57:28,665 --> 00:57:29,915
Right, left.
841
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:31,167
Right, left.
842
00:57:31,168 --> 00:57:32,918
Right, left.
843
00:57:32,919 --> 00:57:34,670
Right, left.
844
00:57:34,671 --> 00:57:35,755
Right, left.
845
00:57:37,549 --> 00:57:38,592
Right, left.
846
00:57:40,177 --> 00:57:41,177
That's it.
847
00:57:42,804 --> 00:57:45,014
Okay, you passed the test.
848
00:57:45,015 --> 00:57:46,766
Get back in the car.
849
00:57:55,817 --> 00:57:57,319
Okay, you can go.
850
00:58:02,532 --> 00:58:03,700
Your license.
851
00:58:20,884 --> 00:58:23,719
I'm gonna report you
for reckless driving,
852
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,554
and damage to private property.
853
00:58:25,555 --> 00:58:27,306
Licence please.
854
00:58:27,307 --> 00:58:30,059
What were you thinking
about, Sergeant?
855
00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:34,230
What possessed you to use
your patrol car as a taxi?
856
00:58:34,231 --> 00:58:35,981
Well it was an emergency, Chief.
857
00:58:35,982 --> 00:58:38,151
I was just doing my duty.
858
00:58:39,361 --> 00:58:41,403
Your duty is to catch criminals,
859
00:58:41,404 --> 00:58:43,031
not play Boy Scout!
860
00:58:45,951 --> 00:58:47,368
Look at this desk.
861
00:58:47,369 --> 00:58:49,453
Covered with complaints.
862
00:58:49,454 --> 00:58:51,372
Do you know this
city's been overtaken
863
00:58:51,373 --> 00:58:53,958
with a rash of tarnished green?
864
00:58:53,959 --> 00:58:55,126
What?
865
00:58:55,127 --> 00:58:56,419
Look at this.
866
00:58:57,921 --> 00:59:01,758
10,000 of these have been
picked up in the past week.
867
00:59:04,678 --> 00:59:06,178
Who picked 'em up?
868
00:59:06,179 --> 00:59:07,388
Who found 'em?
869
00:59:07,389 --> 00:59:08,515
Who lost 'em?
870
00:59:09,766 --> 00:59:12,560
They're counterfiet, dummy.
871
00:59:12,561 --> 00:59:14,770
It's no wonder the
people take them,
872
00:59:14,771 --> 00:59:19,108
when not even police sergeants
can tell the difference.
873
00:59:19,109 --> 00:59:22,737
Who questions a lousy
dollar bill, anyway?
874
00:59:24,656 --> 00:59:28,118
The guy who thought
this up is a genius.
875
00:59:29,578 --> 00:59:33,498
I want you and Officer
Speed to bring him in.
876
00:59:36,668 --> 00:59:39,795
Put this on, Mama
Loves Money, next race.
877
00:59:39,796 --> 00:59:40,880
All right.
878
00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:42,923
I think I just spotted Silvius.
879
00:59:42,924 --> 00:59:46,177
Stick to him like a
piece of honey, Paradise.
880
00:59:46,178 --> 00:59:47,387
Right, boss.
881
00:59:50,348 --> 00:59:53,477
And there goes Speedy.
882
01:00:08,408 --> 01:00:09,284
Who's there?
883
01:00:09,285 --> 01:00:10,868
Who's the donut waving?
884
01:00:10,869 --> 01:00:12,161
How should I know?
885
01:00:12,162 --> 01:00:13,746
I don't mix with
people like that.
886
01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:15,498
Are you here because of Rosy?
887
01:00:15,499 --> 01:00:17,041
Are you kidding?
888
01:00:17,042 --> 01:00:20,544
On my day off, I become
a connoisseur of the dog.
889
01:00:20,545 --> 01:00:22,171
In order to make enough money
890
01:00:22,172 --> 01:00:25,049
to pay taxes so that
you can guard me.
891
01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:27,885
Although why I bothered
today, I don't know.
892
01:00:27,886 --> 01:00:29,470
Man's best friend.
893
01:00:29,471 --> 01:00:31,514
Well wait a minute, Sarge,
you sure you wanna do that?
894
01:00:31,515 --> 01:00:32,390
Why not?
895
01:00:32,391 --> 01:00:35,184
'Cause he's gonna win.
896
01:00:35,185 --> 01:00:36,769
Ha!
897
01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:40,398
That dog couldn't win even
if the rabbit carried him!
898
01:00:48,031 --> 01:00:49,031
Come on!
899
01:00:54,287 --> 01:00:56,914
He's passing, he's moving.
900
01:00:56,915 --> 01:00:58,208
Look at him go!
901
01:01:00,377 --> 01:01:02,462
He's fifth, he's fourth!
902
01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:07,967
He's first!
903
01:01:12,055 --> 01:01:13,097
He did it!
904
01:01:13,098 --> 01:01:14,057
He did it!
905
01:01:14,058 --> 01:01:15,724
I'm going up to get my winnings!
906
01:01:15,725 --> 01:01:16,725
16 to one!
907
01:01:17,894 --> 01:01:20,689
♪ Super snooper.
908
01:01:22,357 --> 01:01:25,360
Can I have another
please, honey.
909
01:01:32,868 --> 01:01:34,286
Keep the change.
910
01:01:44,796 --> 01:01:46,380
Silvius!
911
01:01:46,381 --> 01:01:48,382
I've been looking all over for
you, I have to talk to you.
912
01:01:48,383 --> 01:01:51,094
Sorry, I don't have time now.
913
01:02:32,928 --> 01:02:34,929
Hey fellas, are
you by any chance
914
01:02:34,930 --> 01:02:37,890
chasing that nice old
man in the station wagon?
915
01:02:37,891 --> 01:02:38,767
Who, us?
916
01:02:38,768 --> 01:02:40,017
Yeah, you!
917
01:02:40,018 --> 01:02:41,811
Oh no, we are just
out for a drive.
918
01:02:41,812 --> 01:02:42,687
Oh good.
919
01:02:42,688 --> 01:02:43,979
Well, drive carefully,
920
01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:46,941
'cause the lives you
save might be your own.
921
01:02:46,942 --> 01:02:48,067
Have a nice day!
922
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,027
Thank you.
923
01:02:49,028 --> 01:02:51,488
Hey, look where you're going!
924
01:02:59,538 --> 01:03:02,331
Hey Silvius, I've
got to talk to you.
925
01:03:02,332 --> 01:03:03,833
Do you have time now?
926
01:03:03,834 --> 01:03:05,334
Sure I have time now.
927
01:03:05,335 --> 01:03:07,294
What do you know
about my superpowers?
928
01:03:07,295 --> 01:03:08,671
Why do they come and go?
929
01:03:08,672 --> 01:03:10,256
You mean you don't know?
930
01:03:10,257 --> 01:03:12,424
No, if I did I wouldn't
need to talk to you.
931
01:03:12,425 --> 01:03:14,051
Well you see, an act like yours,
932
01:03:14,052 --> 01:03:16,095
it sometimes only takes
one dumb little thing
933
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:18,055
to destroy your concentration.
934
01:03:18,056 --> 01:03:21,184
A place, a person,
a color, a noise.
935
01:03:51,214 --> 01:03:52,549
You lost him?
936
01:03:54,468 --> 01:03:57,387
You let a little
old man get away?
937
01:03:59,598 --> 01:04:02,016
But boss, it was that cop.
938
01:04:02,017 --> 01:04:02,976
What cop?
939
01:04:02,977 --> 01:04:04,268
What are you talking about?
940
01:04:04,269 --> 01:04:05,769
It was the one who is the friend
941
01:04:05,770 --> 01:04:08,564
of the friend of your friend,
I mean, Madame Labouche.
942
01:04:08,565 --> 01:04:10,816
The idiot means Dave Speed.
943
01:04:10,817 --> 01:04:12,777
He's the partner
of the chubby cop
944
01:04:12,778 --> 01:04:14,612
who's madly in love with me.
945
01:04:14,613 --> 01:04:17,323
I'm not interested
in love stories!
946
01:04:17,324 --> 01:04:19,658
I'm interested in an old man!
947
01:04:19,659 --> 01:04:20,951
You've got to find him,
948
01:04:20,952 --> 01:04:23,078
and I want him found,
do you understand?
949
01:04:23,079 --> 01:04:25,956
Why do you always
tell me these things
950
01:04:25,957 --> 01:04:27,709
when I start to eat!
951
01:04:41,807 --> 01:04:42,807
Dave?
952
01:04:43,642 --> 01:04:44,683
Dave?
953
01:04:44,684 --> 01:04:46,186
Dave, we're here.
954
01:04:50,774 --> 01:04:51,774
Hey Dave!
955
01:04:53,902 --> 01:04:55,569
That's really weird.
956
01:04:55,570 --> 01:04:57,613
I wonder where he could be.
957
01:04:57,614 --> 01:04:59,698
Well wherever he is, he's late.
958
01:04:59,699 --> 01:05:02,451
Wrong, Sarge, you're late.
959
01:05:02,452 --> 01:05:04,203
Well, you're...
960
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,746
Floating.
961
01:05:05,747 --> 01:05:10,126
Now tell me you don't
believe he has superpowers.
962
01:05:10,127 --> 01:05:12,461
Come down from there!
963
01:05:12,462 --> 01:05:14,088
Why don't you come up here?
964
01:05:14,089 --> 01:05:14,965
It's fun.
965
01:05:14,966 --> 01:05:16,757
Are you crazy?
966
01:05:16,758 --> 01:05:18,300
Okay.
967
01:05:18,301 --> 01:05:20,386
Evelyn, did you bring
what I asked you to bring?
968
01:05:20,387 --> 01:05:21,637
Sure did.
969
01:05:21,638 --> 01:05:23,222
Get the hell down from up there,
970
01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:24,432
now come down!
971
01:05:27,310 --> 01:05:29,728
You could have waited
'til I was ready.
972
01:05:29,729 --> 01:05:30,980
I'm sorry Dave.
973
01:05:30,981 --> 01:05:32,106
That's all right.
974
01:05:32,107 --> 01:05:34,151
Now put it away please.
975
01:05:36,236 --> 01:05:37,570
Right.
976
01:05:37,571 --> 01:05:39,071
Ready Sarge?
977
01:05:39,072 --> 01:05:40,072
Watch.
978
01:05:51,543 --> 01:05:55,004
See?
979
01:05:55,005 --> 01:05:56,046
Okay Evelyn.
980
01:05:56,047 --> 01:05:58,340
Please show it to me again.
981
01:05:58,341 --> 01:05:59,592
Wait!
982
01:05:59,593 --> 01:06:00,759
Now.
983
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,760
Okay.
984
01:06:07,058 --> 01:06:08,350
Thanks.
985
01:06:08,351 --> 01:06:11,103
I finally found out why
my powers come and go.
986
01:06:11,104 --> 01:06:13,355
It's the color red.
987
01:06:13,356 --> 01:06:14,316
Red?
988
01:06:14,317 --> 01:06:15,858
What are you talking about?
989
01:06:15,859 --> 01:06:19,279
Whenever I see red,
I lose my powers.
990
01:06:20,447 --> 01:06:22,531
Let me try and
explain it to you.
991
01:06:22,532 --> 01:06:26,285
A plutonic explosion caused
the blinding red light
992
01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:28,037
that gave me the superpowers.
993
01:06:28,038 --> 01:06:30,581
But the same color red
also takes them away
994
01:06:30,582 --> 01:06:31,749
whenever I see it.
995
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:33,334
Get it Sarge?
996
01:06:33,335 --> 01:06:36,962
Two forces, equal but
opposite, equal zero.
997
01:06:36,963 --> 01:06:38,631
Remember the nuns?
998
01:06:38,632 --> 01:06:42,259
And, and, and when I
jumped out the window?
999
01:06:42,260 --> 01:06:43,803
And the stadium.
1000
01:06:43,804 --> 01:06:45,513
Right, and the fish truck.
1001
01:06:45,514 --> 01:06:47,556
Oh yeah, the fish truck.
1002
01:06:47,557 --> 01:06:49,225
I sure remember that.
1003
01:06:49,226 --> 01:06:51,477
You really made me
look like a schtook.
1004
01:06:51,478 --> 01:06:53,062
Sarge.
1005
01:06:53,063 --> 01:06:55,689
The inside of the
truck was all red.
1006
01:06:55,690 --> 01:06:58,901
That's why I couldn't see
the phony bills any longer.
1007
01:06:58,902 --> 01:07:00,444
You the trying to tell me
1008
01:07:00,445 --> 01:07:03,155
that the money was
inside the fish?
1009
01:07:03,156 --> 01:07:04,282
You got it.
1010
01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:07,327
You got it.
1011
01:07:08,411 --> 01:07:09,703
Now, can you remember
1012
01:07:09,704 --> 01:07:12,331
what was written on
the side of the truck?
1013
01:07:12,332 --> 01:07:14,959
Yeah, Torpedo Fish Company.
1014
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,794
Right, that's our man.
1015
01:07:16,795 --> 01:07:18,587
Torpedo, get it?
1016
01:07:18,588 --> 01:07:20,339
No, I don't get it.
1017
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:23,884
What do you want me
to do, arrest the guy?
1018
01:07:23,885 --> 01:07:26,637
Can you imagine what the
judge and jury would think
1019
01:07:26,638 --> 01:07:28,764
if you stood up
in court and say,
1020
01:07:28,765 --> 01:07:32,059
I realized those counterfeit
bills were inside the fish,
1021
01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:34,770
'cause I looked through
the side of the truck.
1022
01:07:34,771 --> 01:07:36,522
Why, they'd lock you up!
1023
01:07:36,523 --> 01:07:37,399
But Sarge.
1024
01:07:37,399 --> 01:07:38,275
Come on!
1025
01:07:38,276 --> 01:07:39,692
You need positive proof,
1026
01:07:39,693 --> 01:07:41,360
and I know where to get it!
1027
01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:44,447
Will you quit thinking I'm nuts?
1028
01:07:44,448 --> 01:07:47,074
Don't you realize a
man's thoughts are his own,
1029
01:07:47,075 --> 01:07:50,954
his own private thoughts,
so stop butting in!
1030
01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:56,459
I've never seen him so mad.
1031
01:07:56,460 --> 01:07:58,878
You should spend time
in the car with him.
1032
01:07:58,879 --> 01:08:00,296
It's not all his fault.
1033
01:08:00,297 --> 01:08:01,297
Why not?
1034
01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:04,049
Dave, something's not right.
1035
01:08:04,050 --> 01:08:06,886
Evelyn, what's the matter?
1036
01:08:06,887 --> 01:08:09,305
Well, it's your superpowers.
1037
01:08:09,306 --> 01:08:11,307
I mean, I don't
know if I'll ever
1038
01:08:11,308 --> 01:08:14,143
be able to get used to them.
1039
01:08:14,144 --> 01:08:17,981
I love you, but I want
you the way you were.
1040
01:08:19,065 --> 01:08:20,525
Come on Evelyn.
1041
01:08:21,443 --> 01:08:23,068
Be positive.
1042
01:08:23,069 --> 01:08:26,363
Look, I can wash
dishes, do the laundry,
1043
01:08:26,364 --> 01:08:30,702
make the bed, chop vegetables,
just by thinking about it.
1044
01:08:31,703 --> 01:08:33,662
Imagine, you're going to marry
1045
01:08:33,663 --> 01:08:35,956
a walking, talking
domestic appliance.
1046
01:08:35,957 --> 01:08:37,750
Batteries included.
1047
01:08:37,751 --> 01:08:38,668
Oh, terrific.
1048
01:08:38,669 --> 01:08:40,586
A human Cuisinart.
1049
01:08:40,587 --> 01:08:44,799
When you wanna be serious,
you can find me at home.
1050
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:45,800
Freeze.
1051
01:08:52,682 --> 01:08:55,059
Evelyn, I've got
these superpowers
1052
01:08:55,060 --> 01:08:57,394
and there's nothing
I can do about it.
1053
01:08:57,395 --> 01:08:59,939
And you know something?
1054
01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:01,190
I like them.
1055
01:09:01,191 --> 01:09:03,818
And I think you'll
grow to like them too.
1056
01:09:03,819 --> 01:09:05,361
Look, I love you Evelyn,
1057
01:09:05,362 --> 01:09:09,533
and we are going to get married
whether you like it or not.
1058
01:09:25,799 --> 01:09:26,633
All right.
1059
01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:28,218
Now you can relax.
1060
01:09:33,515 --> 01:09:35,891
That same evening, I
got a list of places
1061
01:09:35,892 --> 01:09:37,726
where the phony
bills had turned up,
1062
01:09:37,727 --> 01:09:39,979
and set out to
find positive proof
1063
01:09:39,980 --> 01:09:43,817
that would point the
finger at Tony Torpedo.
1064
01:10:27,819 --> 01:10:30,280
Ball in the corner pocket.
1065
01:10:35,994 --> 01:10:38,413
Two ball in the side pocket.
1066
01:10:47,047 --> 01:10:49,132
14 in the corner pocket.
1067
01:11:03,814 --> 01:11:04,980
14 in the corner.
1068
01:11:04,981 --> 01:11:06,732
Hey, sir.
1069
01:11:06,733 --> 01:11:07,692
Sir?
1070
01:11:07,693 --> 01:11:10,195
Hey, knock it off, will you?
1071
01:11:12,030 --> 01:11:13,572
What do you want?
1072
01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:16,075
Sorry but, I'm looking
for the owner of this place.
1073
01:11:16,076 --> 01:11:17,076
Well you found him.
1074
01:11:17,077 --> 01:11:18,203
Now get lost!
1075
01:11:21,081 --> 01:11:24,292
I got five bucks
riding on this ball.
1076
01:11:26,628 --> 01:11:29,673
Five more says
you won't make it.
1077
01:11:30,882 --> 01:11:33,551
Make it 10 and you've got a bet.
1078
01:11:33,552 --> 01:11:34,427
10?
1079
01:11:34,428 --> 01:11:35,637
Wait a minute.
1080
01:11:39,516 --> 01:11:40,724
All right, you're on.
1081
01:11:40,725 --> 01:11:45,063
Okay, it's your money, sucker.
1082
01:12:00,954 --> 01:12:02,663
Hey, I won.
1083
01:12:02,664 --> 01:12:03,873
Yeah!
1084
01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:07,751
What are you laughing about?
1085
01:12:07,752 --> 01:12:11,213
Yeah, you shouldn't laugh
at somebody else's misfortune.
1086
01:12:11,214 --> 01:12:12,756
I know how you feel, mister.
1087
01:12:12,757 --> 01:12:14,216
Can we settle now?
1088
01:12:14,217 --> 01:12:15,259
You do, huh?
1089
01:12:15,260 --> 01:12:16,470
Yeah, come on.
1090
01:12:20,348 --> 01:12:21,391
Dumb luck.
1091
01:12:31,234 --> 01:12:32,110
Here we go.
1092
01:12:32,111 --> 01:12:34,029
One, two, three, four,
1093
01:12:35,405 --> 01:12:37,991
five, six, seven, eight, nine,
1094
01:12:40,327 --> 01:12:41,577
10 on the head.
1095
01:12:41,578 --> 01:12:43,621
10 good American bucks, kid.
1096
01:12:43,622 --> 01:12:44,789
Enjoy yourself.
1097
01:12:44,790 --> 01:12:45,790
Thanks.
1098
01:12:48,710 --> 01:12:50,044
Where's the john?
1099
01:12:50,045 --> 01:12:51,630
It's back there.
1100
01:12:55,842 --> 01:12:57,092
Hey, it's locked.
1101
01:12:57,093 --> 01:12:58,761
What the hell do
you mean it's locked?
1102
01:12:58,762 --> 01:13:00,179
That thing is always open.
1103
01:13:00,180 --> 01:13:01,180
You try it.
1104
01:13:01,181 --> 01:13:03,725
Ah, wait a minute, will ya?
1105
01:13:06,019 --> 01:13:07,019
Hey!
1106
01:13:10,816 --> 01:13:12,358
Let's stop fooling around.
1107
01:13:12,359 --> 01:13:14,277
You're in bad trouble.
1108
01:13:17,989 --> 01:13:20,534
Yeah, 10 good American bucks.
1109
01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:33,087
Hey, these are really
going down the drain.
1110
01:13:33,088 --> 01:13:34,380
You're laundering phony bills,
1111
01:13:34,381 --> 01:13:36,882
and I want a piece
of the action, Clyde.
1112
01:13:36,883 --> 01:13:38,175
All right.
1113
01:13:38,176 --> 01:13:42,138
500 a week and I'll
stay off your back.
1114
01:13:42,139 --> 01:13:45,307
Nothing smaller than a five.
1115
01:13:45,308 --> 01:13:47,143
I understand.
1116
01:13:47,144 --> 01:13:49,437
Cops are all alike.
1117
01:13:49,438 --> 01:13:50,646
Here.
1118
01:13:50,647 --> 01:13:52,022
You can tell Torpedo,
1119
01:13:52,023 --> 01:13:55,068
the time has come
to share the pie.
1120
01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:31,938
♪ Tell me when will you say yes
1121
01:14:37,194 --> 01:14:39,278
♪ Tell me
1122
01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:42,824
♪ Cuando, cuando, cuando
1123
01:14:45,660 --> 01:14:49,539
♪ We can share a love divine
1124
01:14:54,419 --> 01:14:58,757
♪ Please don't
make me wait again
1125
01:15:03,303 --> 01:15:07,515
♪ When will you say yes.
1126
01:15:07,516 --> 01:15:10,434
Well, do you want to
hear my plan or don't you?
1127
01:15:10,435 --> 01:15:12,228
Oh, sure.
1128
01:15:12,229 --> 01:15:16,398
Phase one, convince the
underworld that I'm a crooked cop.
1129
01:15:16,399 --> 01:15:19,528
Phase two, catch
Torpedo in the act.
1130
01:15:20,737 --> 01:15:22,029
Marvelous.
1131
01:15:22,030 --> 01:15:23,906
Just marvelous.
1132
01:15:23,907 --> 01:15:25,491
Thanks.
1133
01:15:25,492 --> 01:15:28,410
I appreciate you liking it.
1134
01:15:28,411 --> 01:15:29,287
Like it?
1135
01:15:29,287 --> 01:15:30,287
I love it!
1136
01:16:04,865 --> 01:16:07,324
Why don't you ask
her to dance, huh?
1137
01:16:07,325 --> 01:16:08,659
Are you crazy?
1138
01:16:08,660 --> 01:16:09,702
We're on duty!
1139
01:16:09,703 --> 01:16:10,662
So what?
1140
01:16:10,663 --> 01:16:12,079
If the Chief finds out about it,
1141
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,498
then tell him you were
questioning a witness.
1142
01:16:14,499 --> 01:16:17,209
Dancing on duty is a violation
1143
01:16:17,210 --> 01:16:19,463
of police code 42 slash B.
1144
01:16:20,672 --> 01:16:23,966
Oh Sarge, you are a
credit to the force.
1145
01:16:23,967 --> 01:16:27,261
Besides, I don't
know how to dance.
1146
01:16:27,262 --> 01:16:28,972
Sarge, look at me.
1147
01:16:31,433 --> 01:16:34,895
You're going to dance
like Fred Astaire.
1148
01:16:36,062 --> 01:16:37,647
Like Fred Astaire.
1149
01:16:42,319 --> 01:16:45,739
I'm going to dance
like Fred Astaire.
1150
01:16:57,334 --> 01:17:01,463
Now here's someone who
really wants to dance.
1151
01:17:04,049 --> 01:17:06,176
Shall we dance, Sergeant?
1152
01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:08,470
I'd love to.
1153
01:17:21,650 --> 01:17:24,068
Ah, you dance divinely.
1154
01:17:24,069 --> 01:17:27,364
I'm just trying
to keep up with you.
1155
01:17:28,573 --> 01:17:29,865
Oh I know, you've
come to tell me
1156
01:17:29,866 --> 01:17:31,200
that your boss wants to see me
1157
01:17:31,201 --> 01:17:32,868
and I'm to follow
you to his office.
1158
01:17:32,869 --> 01:17:35,663
I come to tell you that
the boss wants to see you.
1159
01:17:35,664 --> 01:17:39,041
And that you have to
follow me to his office.
1160
01:17:39,042 --> 01:17:40,001
Hey wait a moment.
1161
01:17:40,002 --> 01:17:41,961
Didn't you just tell me that?
1162
01:17:41,962 --> 01:17:43,504
Did I?
1163
01:17:43,505 --> 01:17:44,631
Oh, let's go.
1164
01:17:49,636 --> 01:17:51,095
Hey man.
1165
01:17:51,096 --> 01:17:53,681
How come you always throw 12?
1166
01:17:53,682 --> 01:17:56,058
Because Torpedo's men
are impossible to beat.
1167
01:17:56,059 --> 01:17:57,519
Throw me another.
1168
01:17:59,479 --> 01:18:02,398
Hey, that's hard to beat.
1169
01:18:02,399 --> 01:18:04,859
It's impossible to beat.
1170
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:06,026
No kidding.
1171
01:18:06,027 --> 01:18:07,069
May I try?
1172
01:18:07,070 --> 01:18:08,238
Be my guest.
1173
01:18:09,281 --> 01:18:11,283
Let's roll 'em again.
1174
01:18:12,576 --> 01:18:14,034
Eenie meenie minie mo.
1175
01:18:14,035 --> 01:18:15,744
Catch a tiger by his toe.
1176
01:18:15,745 --> 01:18:17,998
If he hollers, let him go.
1177
01:18:22,043 --> 01:18:24,086
Now that's hard to beat.
1178
01:18:24,087 --> 01:18:25,588
Take the money and run.
1179
01:18:25,589 --> 01:18:27,214
Come on.
1180
01:18:27,215 --> 01:18:28,258
Thank you.
1181
01:18:31,011 --> 01:18:34,513
You see, he has
these superpowers.
1182
01:18:34,514 --> 01:18:36,557
He can do anything he wants,
1183
01:18:36,558 --> 01:18:39,810
and make other
people do the same.
1184
01:18:39,811 --> 01:18:43,481
You make him sound like
something out of a comic strip.
1185
01:18:43,482 --> 01:18:45,107
Oh no no.
1186
01:18:45,108 --> 01:18:46,776
Oh no.
1187
01:18:46,777 --> 01:18:49,737
He's just as human as we are.
1188
01:18:49,738 --> 01:18:50,780
Oh?
1189
01:18:50,781 --> 01:18:52,239
The only thing is that,
1190
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,284
every time he sees red,
1191
01:18:57,245 --> 01:18:59,456
he loses his superpowers.
1192
01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:01,666
Oh, really?
1193
01:19:08,673 --> 01:19:12,427
So you're police
officer Davey Speed, huh?
1194
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,683
You've been making a lot
of noise around town.
1195
01:19:19,684 --> 01:19:23,396
I think it's about time
you and I sat down.
1196
01:19:26,191 --> 01:19:28,944
♪ Super snooper
1197
01:19:30,362 --> 01:19:33,490
♪ Super super super.
1198
01:19:34,574 --> 01:19:37,076
You lousy flat-footed smartass.
1199
01:19:37,077 --> 01:19:38,911
Ain't fooling me!
1200
01:19:38,912 --> 01:19:41,413
I know you're pretending
to be a corrupt cop
1201
01:19:41,414 --> 01:19:42,998
because you hope I'll admit
1202
01:19:42,999 --> 01:19:46,210
to putting out a
contract on old Silvius.
1203
01:19:46,211 --> 01:19:49,421
Sure I had that no
good bum killed.
1204
01:19:49,422 --> 01:19:51,632
But you think I'm
gonna tell you?
1205
01:19:51,633 --> 01:19:52,883
No.
1206
01:19:52,884 --> 01:19:54,593
Forget it, I ain't
got rocks in my head,
1207
01:19:54,594 --> 01:19:56,762
and there's no way I'm
ever gonna tell you
1208
01:19:56,763 --> 01:19:59,306
where I print those
phony one-doller bills
1209
01:19:59,307 --> 01:20:01,267
my men pass out on the streets.
1210
01:20:01,268 --> 01:20:02,268
Boss!
1211
01:20:02,269 --> 01:20:03,561
And you'll never find out
1212
01:20:03,562 --> 01:20:05,604
that the press is set
up in my fishing boat,
1213
01:20:05,605 --> 01:20:08,983
the Barracuda, which is
anchored in the Gulf!
1214
01:20:08,984 --> 01:20:10,693
You know why?
1215
01:20:10,694 --> 01:20:12,278
Why?
1216
01:20:12,279 --> 01:20:16,615
Because there's no
cop smarter than I am.
1217
01:20:22,581 --> 01:20:24,165
Hey flat foot.
1218
01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:27,877
I bet you can't guess how we
transport those phony bills
1219
01:20:27,878 --> 01:20:30,630
from the boat to the drop zones.
1220
01:20:33,550 --> 01:20:35,218
Well, let me see.
1221
01:20:36,428 --> 01:20:38,054
Sewn into the fish.
1222
01:20:39,556 --> 01:20:43,477
Sewn into the bellies of the
fish your boat catches, right?
1223
01:20:44,936 --> 01:20:48,815
Thank you, Mr. Torpedo,
that's all I wanted to know.
1224
01:20:56,907 --> 01:20:57,948
Hey look!
1225
01:20:57,949 --> 01:21:00,368
There she is, the Barracuda.
1226
01:21:04,039 --> 01:21:05,499
Looks deserted.
1227
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:07,708
Don't be too sure.
1228
01:21:07,709 --> 01:21:10,294
I wish you could fly this thing
1229
01:21:10,295 --> 01:21:12,838
so I could go down
and take a look.
1230
01:21:12,839 --> 01:21:14,507
Well I'll go down.
1231
01:21:14,508 --> 01:21:15,883
You?
1232
01:21:15,884 --> 01:21:18,052
I don't think that's
a good idea, Sarge.
1233
01:21:18,053 --> 01:21:19,303
Why not?
1234
01:21:19,304 --> 01:21:20,805
What's the matter,
you think I'm too old?
1235
01:21:20,806 --> 01:21:23,015
Come on, get us over
that old bathtub
1236
01:21:23,016 --> 01:21:24,433
over there, I'll show ya.
1237
01:21:24,434 --> 01:21:26,103
Anything you say.
1238
01:21:38,824 --> 01:21:39,699
All right?
1239
01:21:39,699 --> 01:21:40,699
Okay.
1240
01:21:45,956 --> 01:21:47,374
Now listen you.
1241
01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:50,794
You take care of Evelyn.
1242
01:21:51,962 --> 01:21:55,340
I used to get more
when I was a stuntman.
1243
01:22:51,646 --> 01:22:54,857
I'm gonna go down below
and take a look, okay?
1244
01:22:54,858 --> 01:22:59,196
Okay Sarge, go down in
the hole of it, anywhere.
1245
01:23:10,248 --> 01:23:11,665
Hey Dave, you read me?
1246
01:23:11,666 --> 01:23:12,708
Loud and clear.
1247
01:23:12,709 --> 01:23:14,251
What's happening down there?
1248
01:23:14,252 --> 01:23:16,128
Think Torpedo's
been pulling your leg.
1249
01:23:16,129 --> 01:23:17,838
There's not a soul on board.
1250
01:23:17,839 --> 01:23:19,965
No printing press, nothing!
1251
01:23:19,966 --> 01:23:22,635
Search again,
it's gotta be there.
1252
01:23:22,636 --> 01:23:23,636
Okay.
1253
01:23:24,679 --> 01:23:28,058
But I tell you there's
nothing down here.
1254
01:24:06,596 --> 01:24:07,596
Aha.
1255
01:24:14,104 --> 01:24:17,440
Dave, listen Dave, I found it!
1256
01:24:17,441 --> 01:24:18,316
I found it!
1257
01:24:18,316 --> 01:24:19,192
You hear me, Dave?
1258
01:24:19,193 --> 01:24:20,193
I found it.
1259
01:24:20,194 --> 01:24:21,235
It's a counterfeiter's dream.
1260
01:24:21,236 --> 01:24:23,320
Phony bills, plates, press.
1261
01:24:25,532 --> 01:24:29,368
We got enough evidence here
to put Torpedo away for life,
1262
01:24:29,369 --> 01:24:30,661
I'm telling you!
1263
01:24:30,662 --> 01:24:32,872
Now go back to town
and get some help.
1264
01:24:32,873 --> 01:24:34,748
I'll be waiting for you, baby!
1265
01:24:34,749 --> 01:24:37,418
Okay Sarge, I'll be
back before you know it.
1266
01:24:37,419 --> 01:24:38,419
Bye.
1267
01:25:07,199 --> 01:25:08,200
Hurry up!
1268
01:25:10,494 --> 01:25:11,577
Come on, come on!
1269
01:25:11,578 --> 01:25:12,578
Hello, hello?
1270
01:25:12,579 --> 01:25:14,079
We're sinking the Barracuda.
1271
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:15,706
We caught one of the
cops sneaking around.
1272
01:25:15,707 --> 01:25:17,708
We're gonna leave him on board
so he goes down with her.
1273
01:25:17,709 --> 01:25:19,251
Over and out.
1274
01:25:19,252 --> 01:25:20,294
Let's move!
1275
01:25:20,295 --> 01:25:21,879
Move it, move it!
1276
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:25,883
We don't have a lot of time
before the boat goes down.
1277
01:25:25,884 --> 01:25:28,220
Everybody, off of the boat!
1278
01:25:49,491 --> 01:25:50,367
Hey!
1279
01:25:50,368 --> 01:25:53,120
Hey!
1280
01:26:56,016 --> 01:26:59,602
Officer Speed, what
have you done with him?
1281
01:26:59,603 --> 01:27:00,853
Done with who, Chief?
1282
01:27:00,854 --> 01:27:02,354
Sergeant Dunlop.
1283
01:27:02,355 --> 01:27:03,355
Oh, Sarge.
1284
01:27:03,356 --> 01:27:04,940
He's on the Barracuda.
1285
01:27:04,941 --> 01:27:06,984
I told you so over the radio.
1286
01:27:06,985 --> 01:27:10,154
That's where Tony Torpedo's
been printing the phony bills.
1287
01:27:10,155 --> 01:27:11,572
Why don't you ask her?
1288
01:27:11,573 --> 01:27:13,949
She can tell you a
lot more than I can.
1289
01:27:13,950 --> 01:27:16,702
Chief, I've told
you everything I know.
1290
01:27:16,703 --> 01:27:19,330
Last night at the
Mocambo I overheard
1291
01:27:19,331 --> 01:27:23,334
that man try to extort protection
money from Mr. Torpedo.
1292
01:27:23,335 --> 01:27:27,129
He's a corrupt cop, and
Sergeant Dunlop found out.
1293
01:27:27,130 --> 01:27:29,381
That's why he had to kill him.
1294
01:27:29,382 --> 01:27:32,802
After all Chief, he couldn't
afford to let him talk.
1295
01:27:32,803 --> 01:27:33,969
That ridiculous!
1296
01:27:33,970 --> 01:27:35,554
She's lying.
1297
01:27:35,555 --> 01:27:38,099
Why don't you send a patrol
out to check on the Barracuda?
1298
01:27:38,100 --> 01:27:40,476
You'll find Sarge there
sitting on the evidence.
1299
01:27:40,477 --> 01:27:43,687
We just ad a report from
the Coast Guard, Chief.
1300
01:27:43,688 --> 01:27:46,023
There's no boat within
a 50-mile radius
1301
01:27:46,024 --> 01:27:50,195
of the coordinates given
to us by Officer Speed.
1302
01:27:51,780 --> 01:27:55,324
You're under arrest for
the first-degree murder
1303
01:27:55,325 --> 01:27:58,370
of police sergeants
William Dunlop.
1304
01:27:59,830 --> 01:28:03,040
There's nothing worse
than a corrupt cop, Speed.
1305
01:28:03,041 --> 01:28:05,669
Take him away and lock him up.
1306
01:28:14,136 --> 01:28:15,511
And that, my friends,
1307
01:28:15,512 --> 01:28:17,555
is how I ended up on Death Row.
1308
01:28:17,556 --> 01:28:21,267
Rosy Labouche made sure I
couldn't use my superpowers,
1309
01:28:21,268 --> 01:28:23,602
and she always arranged
to have something red
1310
01:28:23,603 --> 01:28:26,313
clearly visible any
place I was taken.
1311
01:28:26,314 --> 01:28:28,232
The only thing that
saved me so far
1312
01:28:28,233 --> 01:28:31,152
is that they haven't
allowed Rosy to be present
1313
01:28:31,153 --> 01:28:34,156
each time they
tried to execute me.
1314
01:28:51,256 --> 01:28:52,215
Warden.
1315
01:28:52,216 --> 01:28:54,091
Where did the flowers come from?
1316
01:28:54,092 --> 01:28:56,635
Well they're from Rosy
Labouche, the film star.
1317
01:28:56,636 --> 01:28:58,263
I'll read the card.
1318
01:29:01,141 --> 01:29:02,141
Today.
1319
01:29:03,518 --> 01:29:08,189
May the red of these flowers
bring the warmth you deserve.
1320
01:29:08,190 --> 01:29:09,732
Rosy.
1321
01:29:09,733 --> 01:29:12,943
You must be very proud to have
a friend like Rosy Labouche.
1322
01:29:12,944 --> 01:29:15,488
May I keep this as a souvenir?
1323
01:29:15,489 --> 01:29:16,364
Oh sure.
1324
01:29:16,365 --> 01:29:17,656
Thank you.
1325
01:29:17,657 --> 01:29:18,908
I'm allowed on last wish, right?
1326
01:29:18,909 --> 01:29:20,117
Oh, of course.
1327
01:29:20,118 --> 01:29:22,454
I'd like, um, bubble gum.
1328
01:29:23,371 --> 01:29:24,498
Bubble gum.
1329
01:29:27,793 --> 01:29:30,127
Could you please
put it in my pocket?
1330
01:29:30,128 --> 01:29:31,797
I'll have it later.
1331
01:29:36,218 --> 01:29:37,218
Thanks.
1332
01:29:39,429 --> 01:29:40,429
Father?
1333
01:29:41,473 --> 01:29:43,224
I want you to have
those flowers,
1334
01:29:43,225 --> 01:29:45,727
for the altar in your church.
1335
01:30:43,118 --> 01:30:44,910
We should check
out all sea traffic
1336
01:30:44,911 --> 01:30:48,290
within 50 miles of
the shore, ten fore.
1337
01:33:00,380 --> 01:33:01,256
Jesus!
1338
01:33:01,257 --> 01:33:02,882
♪ He's a super snooper
1339
01:33:02,883 --> 01:33:05,050
♪ Really super trooper
1340
01:33:05,051 --> 01:33:08,220
♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw
1341
01:33:08,221 --> 01:33:10,014
♪ He's a super snooper
1342
01:33:10,015 --> 01:33:11,807
♪ Really super trooper.
1343
01:33:11,808 --> 01:33:13,058
Come on you old bear.
1344
01:33:13,059 --> 01:33:15,270
Your hibernation is over.
1345
01:33:33,955 --> 01:33:35,831
♪ He's a super snooper
1346
01:33:35,832 --> 01:33:38,250
♪ Really super trooper
1347
01:33:38,251 --> 01:33:42,589
♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw.
1348
01:33:44,341 --> 01:33:46,675
Well you finally showed up.
1349
01:33:46,676 --> 01:33:48,260
Where the hell have you been?
1350
01:33:48,261 --> 01:33:50,514
Well, it's a long story.
1351
01:33:54,768 --> 01:33:56,853
What the hell is this?
1352
01:33:59,189 --> 01:34:00,607
It smells like...
1353
01:34:04,277 --> 01:34:07,613
Hell, it tastes
like chewing gum!
1354
01:34:07,614 --> 01:34:11,618
Whatever you say Sarge,
you're always right.
1355
01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:20,209
Take it easy Sarge.
1356
01:34:20,210 --> 01:34:24,046
Just stay in the same
place, you'll be fine!
1357
01:34:24,047 --> 01:34:25,297
We're flying!
1358
01:34:25,298 --> 01:34:26,298
Relax!
1359
01:34:27,425 --> 01:34:30,261
Now listen, there's a
lot I have to tell you,
1360
01:34:30,262 --> 01:34:33,013
after I left you
on the Barracuda.
1361
01:34:33,014 --> 01:34:37,352
♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw.
1362
01:34:39,354 --> 01:34:40,272
Rosy?
1363
01:34:40,273 --> 01:34:42,273
What's the hurry?
1364
01:34:42,274 --> 01:34:43,983
What's the rush?
1365
01:34:43,984 --> 01:34:46,485
Both the cops are dead.
1366
01:34:46,486 --> 01:34:47,736
Dunlop is.
1367
01:34:47,737 --> 01:34:49,989
But I'm not so sure about Speed.
1368
01:34:49,990 --> 01:34:52,241
He's gonna show up
sooner or later,
1369
01:34:52,242 --> 01:34:54,493
and I don't wanna be
around when he does.
1370
01:34:54,494 --> 01:34:56,287
Don't wanna be around, huh?
1371
01:34:56,288 --> 01:34:58,456
Well, where are we going?
1372
01:34:58,457 --> 01:35:00,958
Somewhere where a millionairess
1373
01:35:00,959 --> 01:35:03,836
can live in style and peace.
1374
01:35:03,837 --> 01:35:04,837
Cuba.
1375
01:35:06,631 --> 01:35:07,840
Cuba?
1376
01:35:07,841 --> 01:35:09,133
Cuba, huh?
1377
01:35:09,134 --> 01:35:12,595
You know, I can't even
speak the language!
1378
01:35:12,596 --> 01:35:14,638
That's why we're going.
1379
01:35:14,639 --> 01:35:16,182
We bring you this
special news report
1380
01:35:16,183 --> 01:35:18,768
following up on our leads about
the jailbreak of Dave Speed.
1381
01:35:18,769 --> 01:35:22,396
Earlier today, a large
balloon erupted from the sea
1382
01:35:22,397 --> 01:35:25,441
heading towards outer space
with two men attached.
1383
01:35:25,442 --> 01:35:27,109
Mr. Belushi here was
fishing out of the Gulf
1384
01:35:27,110 --> 01:35:28,152
and saw the event.
1385
01:35:28,153 --> 01:35:30,613
Are these the two men?
1386
01:35:30,614 --> 01:35:31,490
Yes, yes!
1387
01:35:31,491 --> 01:35:32,740
Those are the two men!
1388
01:35:32,741 --> 01:35:33,617
Those are?
1389
01:35:33,618 --> 01:35:35,201
Yes, yes!
1390
01:35:35,202 --> 01:35:36,744
Ladies and gentlemen,
the two men he pointed out
1391
01:35:36,745 --> 01:35:39,121
are Dave Speed and the
late Sergeant Willy Dunlop.
1392
01:35:39,122 --> 01:35:40,748
We'll be back with
further developments
1393
01:35:40,749 --> 01:35:45,128
on this most unusual event
as soon as they happen.
1394
01:35:46,713 --> 01:35:47,755
Understand now, Sarge?
1395
01:35:47,756 --> 01:35:48,756
Yeah!
1396
01:35:48,757 --> 01:35:51,343
Now will you please get me down?
1397
01:35:52,928 --> 01:35:53,969
Will you let go!
1398
01:35:53,970 --> 01:35:55,930
What do you want from me?
1399
01:35:55,931 --> 01:35:58,474
You're gonna be our
passport out of here, baby.
1400
01:35:58,475 --> 01:36:00,017
With you as hostage,
1401
01:36:00,018 --> 01:36:02,812
Speed wouldn't dare try any
of his superpower tricks.
1402
01:36:02,813 --> 01:36:04,063
Did you get the plane?
1403
01:36:04,064 --> 01:36:05,439
Oh yes, Madame.
1404
01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:07,024
We had to get rid of the pilot.
1405
01:36:07,025 --> 01:36:10,069
You had to get rid of the pilot!
1406
01:36:10,070 --> 01:36:10,946
Yeah.
1407
01:36:10,947 --> 01:36:12,863
Who's gonna fly it?
1408
01:36:12,864 --> 01:36:13,740
Who?
1409
01:36:13,740 --> 01:36:14,616
I am.
1410
01:36:14,616 --> 01:36:15,492
Who?
1411
01:36:15,492 --> 01:36:16,368
I am!
1412
01:36:16,369 --> 01:36:17,911
Come on, let's go!
1413
01:36:19,329 --> 01:36:20,205
Hey boss.
1414
01:36:20,206 --> 01:36:21,957
Over my dead body!
1415
01:36:23,166 --> 01:36:25,543
Hey boss, take
a look over there.
1416
01:36:25,544 --> 01:36:26,586
There, look!
1417
01:36:28,171 --> 01:36:29,338
So it's a balloon!
1418
01:36:29,339 --> 01:36:33,092
Come on, you're
wasting time, let's go!
1419
01:36:33,093 --> 01:36:34,093
Hey look!
1420
01:36:47,274 --> 01:36:49,984
Rosy and Torpedo are
making a getaway.
1421
01:36:49,985 --> 01:36:51,193
They've got Evelyn!
1422
01:36:51,194 --> 01:36:52,988
They've got Evelyn?
1423
01:37:07,127 --> 01:37:08,712
We gotta stop 'em!
1424
01:37:15,469 --> 01:37:17,678
You'll never get away with
this, they'll catch you!
1425
01:37:17,679 --> 01:37:19,221
Eh, shut up.
1426
01:37:19,222 --> 01:37:21,640
They'll put you in jail
and throw the key away!
1427
01:37:21,641 --> 01:37:22,641
Shut up!
1428
01:37:26,146 --> 01:37:28,147
You stay here
Sarge, I'll stop them.
1429
01:37:28,148 --> 01:37:29,398
Stay here, where you going?
1430
01:37:29,399 --> 01:37:31,026
To catch a plane!
1431
01:37:35,363 --> 01:37:37,323
Whoa, what's happening?
1432
01:37:37,324 --> 01:37:40,243
Relax, it's just an air pocket.
1433
01:37:47,083 --> 01:37:48,584
Oh, oh!
1434
01:37:48,585 --> 01:37:49,585
Dave!
1435
01:37:54,633 --> 01:37:56,884
♪ He's a super snooper
1436
01:37:56,885 --> 01:37:59,136
♪ Really super trooper
1437
01:37:59,137 --> 01:38:02,223
♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw.
1438
01:38:02,224 --> 01:38:04,433
Calling all cars,
calling all cars.
1439
01:38:04,434 --> 01:38:06,018
This is Officer Dave Speed.
1440
01:38:06,019 --> 01:38:07,520
Sergeant Dunlop's alive.
1441
01:38:07,521 --> 01:38:10,022
We're putting an
end to the gang.
1442
01:38:10,023 --> 01:38:14,026
Arriving at sea plane
base any minute.
1443
01:38:14,027 --> 01:38:15,027
Hey Chief.
1444
01:38:16,321 --> 01:38:19,698
If this operation is a success,
we'll re-elect the governor.
1445
01:38:19,699 --> 01:38:20,699
Over.
1446
01:38:27,457 --> 01:38:29,750
♪ He's a super snooper
1447
01:38:29,751 --> 01:38:32,044
♪ Really super trooper
1448
01:38:32,045 --> 01:38:35,464
♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw
1449
01:38:35,465 --> 01:38:37,341
♪ He's a super snooper
1450
01:38:37,342 --> 01:38:40,720
♪ Really super trooper.
1451
01:38:59,781 --> 01:39:02,492
I can't, I can't control her.
1452
01:39:17,632 --> 01:39:19,925
♪ Super
1453
01:39:19,926 --> 01:39:23,054
♪ Super super super
1454
01:39:24,097 --> 01:39:25,681
♪ He's a super snooper
1455
01:39:25,682 --> 01:39:27,433
♪ Really super trooper
1456
01:39:27,434 --> 01:39:30,728
♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw
1457
01:39:30,729 --> 01:39:32,605
♪ He's a super snooper
1458
01:39:32,606 --> 01:39:34,899
♪ Really super trooper.
1459
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:36,609
You've stopped the aircraft!
1460
01:39:36,610 --> 01:39:37,902
Why?
1461
01:39:37,903 --> 01:39:38,862
Oh what do mean, what
am I stopping here for,
1462
01:39:38,863 --> 01:39:41,198
the controls are out, dummy!
1463
01:39:42,115 --> 01:39:43,657
♪ He's a super snooper
1464
01:39:43,658 --> 01:39:47,037
♪ Really super trooper
1465
01:39:49,289 --> 01:39:51,123
♪ He's a super snooper
1466
01:39:51,124 --> 01:39:53,292
♪ Really super trooper
1467
01:39:53,293 --> 01:39:57,631
♪ A wonder cop a roller
the side of the law
1468
01:40:22,072 --> 01:40:24,323
All right, everybody
out of the plane!
1469
01:40:24,324 --> 01:40:25,783
Get out of there!
1470
01:40:25,784 --> 01:40:27,076
Keep your hands up!
1471
01:40:27,077 --> 01:40:29,036
Am I glad to see you guys!
1472
01:40:29,037 --> 01:40:31,914
Am I glad, hey,
what are you doing?
1473
01:40:31,915 --> 01:40:32,791
David!
1474
01:40:32,792 --> 01:40:34,125
Evelyn!
1475
01:40:34,126 --> 01:40:35,459
Oh David.
1476
01:40:35,460 --> 01:40:37,044
Oh, I was so scared.
1477
01:40:37,045 --> 01:40:38,337
Oh, Evelyn.
1478
01:40:38,338 --> 01:40:40,965
Sorry I put you
through all that.
1479
01:40:40,966 --> 01:40:42,383
Well how did you do it?
1480
01:40:42,384 --> 01:40:43,843
You know, my superpowers.
1481
01:40:43,844 --> 01:40:45,845
My greatest role.
1482
01:40:45,846 --> 01:40:47,139
What an ending.
1483
01:40:51,685 --> 01:40:53,061
Officer Speed.
1484
01:40:54,563 --> 01:40:55,604
Congratulations.
1485
01:40:55,605 --> 01:40:56,856
Thank you Chief.
1486
01:40:56,857 --> 01:40:58,524
Boy, that was a
fine piece of work.
1487
01:40:58,525 --> 01:41:01,152
I knew you were innocent
right from the beginning.
1488
01:41:01,153 --> 01:41:02,695
Of course you did, Chief.
1489
01:41:02,696 --> 01:41:05,489
I always knew that
Rosy Labouche and Torpedo
1490
01:41:05,490 --> 01:41:07,074
were the real culprits.
1491
01:41:07,075 --> 01:41:10,454
You said that Sergeant
Dunlop is alive.
1492
01:41:11,663 --> 01:41:12,706
Where is he?
1493
01:41:16,084 --> 01:41:17,419
On the balloon?
1494
01:41:19,921 --> 01:41:21,464
Dave!
1495
01:41:24,217 --> 01:41:26,802
Hey, you're not
the only one baby,
1496
01:41:26,803 --> 01:41:28,220
look at me!
1497
01:41:28,221 --> 01:41:29,097
Shh!
1498
01:41:29,098 --> 01:41:30,640
This is the Sarge!
1499
01:41:33,393 --> 01:41:37,731
I'm sitting on top of
the world, don't you dare.
1500
01:41:39,191 --> 01:41:41,067
Dave, I'm coming down.
1501
01:41:42,277 --> 01:41:45,946
You gotta get me baby,
you gotta get me.
1502
01:41:45,947 --> 01:41:47,156
Come on!
1503
01:41:47,157 --> 01:41:48,157
No!
1504
01:41:51,787 --> 01:41:53,162
David, look out,
1505
01:41:53,163 --> 01:41:55,414
you have something
red around your leg!
1506
01:41:55,415 --> 01:41:56,500
Here we go!
1507
01:42:16,311 --> 01:42:18,021
Dave, Uncle Willy!
1508
01:42:27,489 --> 01:42:30,991
We can all be proud
of Officer Dave Speed.
1509
01:42:30,992 --> 01:42:33,619
He died in a
valiant, vain attempt
1510
01:42:33,620 --> 01:42:35,996
to save the life of his friend
1511
01:42:35,997 --> 01:42:39,875
and superior officer,
Sergeant William Dunlop.
1512
01:42:39,876 --> 01:42:42,628
We'll remember them
with honor and pride.
1513
01:42:42,629 --> 01:42:44,463
Excuse me Chief,
there's a call for you.
1514
01:42:44,464 --> 01:42:45,756
This is hardly the moment.
1515
01:42:45,757 --> 01:42:48,259
Have you no respect
for the valiant dead?
1516
01:42:48,260 --> 01:42:50,428
I really think you
should take this call, sir.
1517
01:42:50,429 --> 01:42:52,388
It's uh, long distance.
1518
01:42:52,389 --> 01:42:53,389
Ah, fine.
1519
01:42:54,599 --> 01:42:55,599
What?
1520
01:42:56,685 --> 01:42:57,768
What?
1521
01:42:57,769 --> 01:42:58,769
Who?
1522
01:42:59,855 --> 01:43:03,274
Is this some kind
of a sick joke?
1523
01:43:12,659 --> 01:43:13,909
That's right Chief!
1524
01:43:13,910 --> 01:43:16,704
That's right, we're fine!
1525
01:43:16,705 --> 01:43:18,165
Yeah, we're okay!
1526
01:43:20,750 --> 01:43:22,001
Yeah, what?
1527
01:43:22,002 --> 01:43:24,044
Where are we calling from?
1528
01:43:24,045 --> 01:43:25,921
Um, just a minute.
1529
01:43:25,922 --> 01:43:28,175
Where are we calling from?
1530
01:43:37,851 --> 01:43:39,019
That's right.
1531
01:43:41,146 --> 01:43:42,855
Dave, Uncle Willy?
1532
01:43:42,856 --> 01:43:44,398
Hello Evelyn, how are you?
1533
01:43:44,399 --> 01:43:45,816
Dave is here, just a minute.
1534
01:43:45,817 --> 01:43:46,942
Evelyn.
1535
01:43:46,943 --> 01:43:48,611
Hello Evelyn, how are you?
1536
01:43:48,612 --> 01:43:50,070
Oh, we're fine.
1537
01:43:50,071 --> 01:43:53,033
That is, thanks
to my superpowers.
1538
01:43:54,993 --> 01:43:56,410
Let's get married.
1539
01:43:56,411 --> 01:43:59,706
I know you'll learn
to live with them.
1540
01:44:02,375 --> 01:44:06,253
David Speed,
will you have this woman
1541
01:44:06,254 --> 01:44:08,798
to be your lawfully wedded wife,
1542
01:44:08,799 --> 01:44:10,884
until death do you part?
1543
01:44:12,302 --> 01:44:13,803
I will.
1544
01:44:13,804 --> 01:44:15,805
Evelyn Dunlop,
will you have this man
1545
01:44:15,806 --> 01:44:18,390
to be your lawfully
wedded husband?
1546
01:44:18,391 --> 01:44:19,683
I will.
1547
01:44:19,684 --> 01:44:20,976
By the powers vested in me,
1548
01:44:20,977 --> 01:44:22,895
I pronounce you
husband and wife.
1549
01:44:22,896 --> 01:44:25,356
You may now kiss the bride.
1550
01:44:25,357 --> 01:44:29,777
♪ Everything he does don't show
1551
01:44:29,778 --> 01:44:33,155
♪ There's a cop, do you see
1552
01:44:33,156 --> 01:44:37,118
♪ And he looks like
every cop on the street
1553
01:44:37,119 --> 01:44:39,662
♪ You will discover
1554
01:44:39,663 --> 01:44:44,000
♪ You can't judge
a cop by it cover
1555
01:44:44,876 --> 01:44:46,877
♪ He's a super snooper
1556
01:44:46,878 --> 01:44:49,171
♪ Really super trooper
1557
01:44:49,172 --> 01:44:52,466
♪ A wonder cop a one
like you never saw
1558
01:44:52,467 --> 01:44:54,176
♪ He's a super snooper
1559
01:44:54,177 --> 01:44:56,262
♪ Really super trooper
1560
01:44:56,263 --> 01:45:00,600
♪ A wonder cop a roller
the side of the law
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