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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:29,541 WEDDING UNPLANNED 2 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:33,500 These guys are all shacked up. The party sucks. 3 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:35,625 No. It's perfect. 4 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:37,166 What's that? 5 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:38,625 Proximity marketing. 6 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:41,750 It's spot-on our clientele and we paid to get in. 7 00:01:41,916 --> 00:01:44,916 "You Only Have One Most Beautiful Day"? Who did this? 8 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:47,458 - Me. I think it looks pro. - If you say. 9 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:49,041 The printer's a crook! 10 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:51,333 We don't need... 11 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,708 I always said, beware of midgets! 12 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,791 The shorter the babe, the more demonic. 13 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:57,250 She's closer to hell. 14 00:01:57,416 --> 00:01:58,333 Load of crap! 15 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,250 Do you tell your shrink that? 16 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:01,500 It's not crap! 17 00:02:01,791 --> 00:02:05,583 And the prettier they are, the crazier. It's scientific. 18 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,791 Look here. The vertical line is the Insanity Axis. 19 00:02:08,958 --> 00:02:11,208 All babes are nuts. It goes from 5 to 10. 20 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:15,541 The horizontal line is the Beauty Axis. Zero to 10. 21 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:18,375 But we don't hit on dogs, so we start at 5. 22 00:02:18,541 --> 00:02:20,625 And this is the Madness Index. 23 00:02:20,791 --> 00:02:23,208 You want a Beauty Rating of 5 to 8, 24 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,500 to reach a Madness Index of 7. 25 00:02:25,666 --> 00:02:28,666 They're pretty and crazy, but within reason. 26 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,958 That's the "Hit Zone." 27 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:32,833 A Beauty Index above 8? 28 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,250 They're very beautiful but very crazy. 29 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:38,416 Actresses, strippers, girls with daddy hang-ups... 30 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,416 It's the "Danger Zone"! 31 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:43,583 - And pretty and not crazy? - Unicorns. 32 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,916 - How's that? - They don't exist. 33 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,625 You see, that's a 4 who thinks she's a 9. 34 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,291 Come on! 35 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,250 No, I'm good. 36 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:21,125 I'll be back. 37 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:22,500 Oh, I see. 38 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,250 See you later, pal. 39 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:34,000 Looking for this? 40 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:35,625 Yes. Thank you. 41 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:37,458 You're welcome. 42 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:39,416 Looks like we're from the same family. 43 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,833 Superman. Wonder Woman. 44 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,958 Actually, no. Superman's cousin is Supergirl. 45 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,791 Wonder Woman is an Amazon. No direct relation. 46 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,833 Cool. Glad to hear it. 47 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,666 It could've been awkward. 48 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,375 - This one's on me. - No, I have to go. 49 00:03:55,541 --> 00:03:57,333 I'm not asking you. 50 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:00,875 - Just one. - Ok, one. 51 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,458 Maybe two. 52 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:19,916 Thinking of marriage? Our agency takes care of everything. 53 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:26,125 - Let me try it on. - Come here. 54 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,500 You're so pretty! 55 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:30,791 Hey there, you like me? 56 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:35,000 Thinking of marriage? "The Big Day" organizes everything. 57 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:41,958 That's better! 58 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:45,083 I'm not going to eat you. 59 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,458 I'm leaving. 60 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:54,833 Cool. 61 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:01,041 Come here, I have a secret for you. 62 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,208 We said one shot. One. 63 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:11,708 Relax. 64 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:16,916 - No, this is no good. - It's no good? 65 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,583 - Yes, it's very good but... - But what? 66 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,208 - There's a frog watching us. - Where? 67 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:36,708 Over here! 68 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,625 It was super... man. 69 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,875 Right, the costume. 70 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,625 It was wonder-ful... 71 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:01,916 woman. 72 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:04,625 You know, the costume. Wonder Woman. 73 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,583 I know, lousy joke. 74 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,666 No, it was lousy. 75 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:11,375 See you maybe? 76 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:14,000 Sure, maybe. 77 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,708 You don't want my number? 78 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:20,500 Yeah sure, you have a number? Of course you do. 79 00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:22,333 I'll give it to you. 80 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,791 But only because you insist. 81 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:27,083 I even have a card. 82 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:30,208 My pleasure, Juliette. 83 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,500 Pleased to meet you... 84 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:34,291 Mathias. My name is Mathias. 85 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:36,333 Pleased to meet you, Mathias. 86 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,750 Thank you. 87 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,916 France Info, it's 8:45 am... 88 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,666 I'm fed up! 89 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:05,625 I'm not your cleaning lady! 90 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:09,666 Mom! Answer me when I talk to you! 91 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:11,041 Shit! 92 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,083 Mom? 93 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:26,875 - Mom! - Yes, sweetie? 94 00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:28,625 What're you doing? 95 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,583 I was thinking. 96 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:33,583 Did you drink again? 97 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:35,291 Not at all. 98 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,000 I can't leave you alone one evening! 99 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:41,250 Next weekend, you'll work with me! 100 00:07:41,416 --> 00:07:42,750 - What'll I do? - Anything! 101 00:07:42,916 --> 00:07:44,041 Hurry, you have a 10 am appointment. 102 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,750 I'm ready. 103 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,416 First you wash up. 104 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:54,541 I told you not to bring friends home. 105 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:58,125 He's not a friend. He's a neighbor. 106 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 - He lives in the building? - Outside the building. 107 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:04,916 No. 108 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:07,333 You brought home a bum? 109 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:09,291 The poor man. 110 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:11,250 He's a sweetheart. 111 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:15,625 So I told him: "Come spend the night at my daughter's place. 112 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,166 - There's lots of room." - Oh yeah? 113 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,583 And he came. There you go. 114 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,375 You said that to him? 115 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,500 You get rid of him, 116 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:28,458 you wash up, and get to the shrink's on time. 117 00:08:31,332 --> 00:08:33,625 You can stay, pet, she's gone. 118 00:08:35,332 --> 00:08:36,416 THE BIG DAY 119 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:39,207 - Hi, Lucie. - Morning good, Juliette. 120 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:41,375 Some coffee to start you up? 121 00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:44,208 - Why? - To boost you. Give you some pops! 122 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:45,625 I'm fine, thanks. 123 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,208 Her accent kills me. 124 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,958 This can't go on. The Durand-Martinez wedding... 125 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:53,250 - We got a honeymoon postcard. - Damn well should! 126 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,166 Vintage champagne upgrade: free of charge. 127 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,625 Ice cream cart: free. 128 00:08:58,791 --> 00:09:00,208 I swear, you're so tight. 129 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,041 - No, I'm not. - You kidding? 130 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,208 You turned down a 2nd pair of glasses for 1 euro. 131 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:09,083 Our job is to find clients who pay, not make friends! 132 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,166 You should get laid. 133 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,875 - What's that got... - I'm serious. 134 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:16,583 When was the last time? 135 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,833 You're young, you're hot, but you want love. 136 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,541 What you really need is a nice hard cock... 137 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:24,458 Juliette, my son! 138 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:28,500 - What's he doing here? - Teachers' strike. 139 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:30,625 - How nice. - Yeah. 140 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,625 We get to babysit. 141 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:34,458 Keep playing, sweetie. 142 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,833 Oh, honey. 143 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,541 Did you get in late? 144 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,083 Yeah, kind of. 145 00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:49,333 I bet you had an awful time with Ben. 146 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,208 I knew it! He insisted that you stay again. 147 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,541 You wanted to go, but you were stuck. 148 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:56,000 That's it. 149 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,166 You're too nice. 150 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,083 I had a great evening. 151 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:04,208 We laughed so hard with the girls. And boy did we drink! 152 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:06,125 Indecent. 153 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:08,333 I'm all puffy this morning. 154 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:09,416 No. 155 00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:11,250 - You look fine. - This side. 156 00:10:11,416 --> 00:10:14,000 - How are the girls? - Great. 157 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,625 Except poor Sarah. She has tendinitis. 158 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,916 At least three months without Swedish gym classes! 159 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,208 That's tough. 160 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:25,541 Franck is taking her to Florence for a romantic weekend as consolation. 161 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,833 Isn't that sweet? 162 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,291 Yeah, it's sweet. 163 00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:34,625 - You want to go to Florence too? - I didn't say that. 164 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:38,083 It's just that we don't do much together anymore. 165 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,375 We just went to the Maldives and New York. 166 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,958 I don't mean that. I'm talking about projects as a couple. 167 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:48,625 You went "pfff." 168 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:49,916 I didn't go "pfff." 169 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,291 You just went "pfff." 170 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,625 You looked away and went "pfff." 171 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:57,083 It's like telling me I'm a pain in the ass. 172 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:02,166 Want me to take this to the cleaner's? 173 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,125 Sure, thanks. 174 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:11,583 Who's Juliette? 175 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:14,666 Who? 176 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,041 "Ju" what? 177 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,041 - How do you know her? - I don't know. 178 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,958 - Her card's in your pocket. - I don't know her. 179 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,416 You have her card and you don't know her? 180 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,541 Maybe it got there accidentally. 181 00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:27,958 Accidentally? You don't say? 182 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,750 Accidentally? Meaning? 183 00:11:31,916 --> 00:11:33,083 Be more precise. 184 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,958 - Like this, all by itself? - Yes. 185 00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:39,791 - Mathias, be serious. - Did I write anything on it? 186 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,083 Nothing at all. 187 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:45,625 Unless it's on a very illegible spot. Like the tiny edges. 188 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:46,625 But no. 189 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:49,708 - So how do you know her? - Maybe it's a girl... 190 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:52,083 She's a wedding planner. 191 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,250 And? 192 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:56,125 She plans weddings. 193 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,375 Oh my God. 194 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,458 A wedding planner? 195 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,500 We're getting married? 196 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,916 That's why you didn't want me to see the card? 197 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,625 And I ruined your surprise! 198 00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:20,875 Darling, yes, I do! 199 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,208 I do! 200 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,041 We're getting married! 201 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,083 How wonderful. 202 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,708 - I have to call Daddy right now. - You sure? 203 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,875 No, wait... 204 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:36,708 Oh shit. 205 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:42,750 You never cheated on her before. You're freaking out. 206 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:45,083 You're in the "Guilty Zone." 207 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:49,208 A normal guy gets a bouquet of flowers, or a bottle of perfume. 208 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,333 Maybe a purse! He doesn't propose. 209 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,125 What'll you do next time? 210 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,875 Sign a 25-year home loan? Have a baby? 211 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,833 There won't be a next time. 212 00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:00,666 It won't happen again. I love her. 213 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,416 You really are a lobster. 214 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,875 A lobster? 215 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:07,625 Yes. 216 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,958 Scientifically, lobsters are the most faithful crustaceans. 217 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,833 - Total fucking bores. - Thanks. 218 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,416 We had to move on. 219 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,291 I know her family. Her dad's great. 220 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,916 It's been 5 years. 221 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:24,083 So you jump from the jail yard into the dungeon. 222 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:25,625 Smart move. 223 00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:28,333 It's about the Wimbledon Hotel design. 224 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,750 I said I wasn't free. 225 00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:33,166 - They made a better offer. - No. 226 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,583 As you like. 227 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,416 Ben... 228 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,125 I want you as best man. 229 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,083 Will the uptight blond be there? 230 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,458 Anna? Yeah. 231 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,375 I'm happy for you, dude. 232 00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:51,000 I'll take the other chick too. You won't be seeing her again? 233 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,958 That's where it gets complicated. 234 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,250 Ready? The Ricci-Djian wedding. 235 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:59,166 We'll skip the installation and go to page 3. 236 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,875 Hello, Juliette? It's Mathias. 237 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:07,583 - Who? - Superman. 238 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,250 Hey, Super... How are you? 239 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,666 I'm in a meeting, can I call you back? 240 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,833 Sure, call me back. Really. 241 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,333 - Don't forget, ok? - I won't. 242 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,208 Beginner's mistake. He called in under 48 hours. 243 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:23,500 Besides, tonight I'm seeing William. My English cutie. 244 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,500 Ok, back to business. 245 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,666 1:45 pm, the crew arrives. 246 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,375 2:00 pm on the dot, makeup. 247 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,416 2:30 pm, 248 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,416 David carries on with hair. 249 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,708 3:00 pm, photo shoot. The groom will be stressed. 250 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:40,791 I'm so stressed. 251 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:42,458 Bring a gold reflector. 252 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,166 The bride's good profile is her right. 253 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:51,583 Lucie, you keep the parents out of my way for a good 2 hours. 254 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:55,583 Yoo-hoo! 255 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,291 We're having poverty with the seating plan. I'm all mixed up! 256 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,833 Names are missing! 257 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,250 It can't be true. 258 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:05,416 Meanwhile, Clarisse will help the bride relax. 259 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,750 And I'll brief the rest of the crew. 260 00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:12,333 I want you on top of things: smiling, dynamic and perfectly on tune. 261 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,416 One wrong move and you're fired. 262 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,500 Him again! 263 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:17,958 4:00 pm, 264 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,791 the bride enters the church. 265 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,125 4:45 pm, end of the religious ceremony. 266 00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,458 You may now kiss the bride. 267 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,250 5:00 pm, my mother starts off the musical finale. 268 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,000 - What's she doing? - No idea. 269 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,750 Go on. 270 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,375 Go on! 271 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,083 The music, goddammit. 272 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,666 Sorry, honey. The musical finale... 273 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,166 It's coming! 274 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:25,083 Hurry up! 275 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,166 - Are you drunk? - No. 276 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,250 You have a bottle in your purse? 277 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:37,208 Let me see your purse! 278 00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:39,625 That's enough, let me see. 279 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,666 Stop it! 280 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,041 Watch out! 281 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,791 Look at me! Look at me! 282 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:54,208 Oh no! 283 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,125 Look at me! Look at me! 284 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,915 Nothing's wrong! You're fine! 285 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,790 Everything's fine. 286 00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:14,333 THE WORST WEDDING EVER 287 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,208 One million views and our 3rd cancellation. 288 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:23,083 And the bride's father refuses to pay up. 289 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,083 Chill. 290 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,583 40,000 up the ass! 291 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,666 I'm done with your mom! Damn you! 292 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:30,000 You bring along your retarded kid. 293 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,541 My son is not retarded! 294 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,583 He's 10 and still believes in Santa. 295 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,541 Did Santa die? 296 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,750 Doesn't the kid ever go to school? 297 00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:41,041 - Your appointment is here. - Which one? 298 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:44,916 Hi. 299 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,500 Shit, he's in love. 300 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,791 Hello. 301 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,541 Please say nothing. 302 00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:50,708 About what? 303 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,416 Alexia wanted me to make the surprise bigger. 304 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,958 What surprise? 305 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,291 Surprise! 306 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,875 I bet you didn't expect to see me. 307 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,291 It must be 15 years. Can you believe it? 308 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,625 Isn't this wild! 309 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,166 Yeah, wild. 310 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:12,500 He didn't know I knew you when you discussed the wedding. 311 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:14,500 What wedding? 312 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:15,833 Ours, of course! 313 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,958 The one you're organizing. 314 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,666 Fabulous! Have a seat. 315 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,833 Lucie, can you take care of Thomas? 316 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,916 She's all shaken up. 317 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,208 You hide things from me? 318 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,666 People hide things from me too. 319 00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:42,208 And I bet people hide things from you! 320 00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:45,291 - Everyone hides things. - Surprise! 321 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,958 And what a surprise! 322 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,333 Juliette and I were best friends when we were little. 323 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,458 Oh really? 324 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:52,458 Remember? 325 00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:56,625 Yes. 326 00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:01,125 How could anyone forget that biatch Alexia Dufour? 327 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:06,500 Alexia. 328 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:08,166 She was top of the class, 329 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:12,083 had the latest Creeks fountain pen and the prettiest house. 330 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,291 And she had real freckles. 331 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,708 Freckles were the fad. 332 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,583 And she had real braces. That was the fad too. 333 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,583 That's pretty. 334 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,208 That's how I became the laughing stock of the A-Girls. 335 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:34,083 The A-Girls were girls whose names ended in "A." 336 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,375 Alexia. 337 00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:36,666 Anna. 338 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,000 Johanna. 339 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,083 And that slut Sara. 340 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,416 Juliette stop wriggling around. 341 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,416 How do you say in English: 342 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,250 "I'm fine, thank you." 343 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,708 Give me your parent-teacher notebook. 344 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,916 Silence! 345 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,750 That's not how a little girl from Neuilly talks. 346 00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:09,833 Good thing she has the stomach flu. She's so fat. 347 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,208 And that's how, thanks to Alexia, 348 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:15,541 I was lucky enough to be baptized "The Fatty." 349 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:20,875 The boys refused to play kiss-tag with the Fatty. 350 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,291 The Fatty wasn't invited to birthday parties. 351 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,916 No one played on the trampoline with the Fatty. 352 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,916 Everyone said "no" to the Fatty. 353 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,583 And when I say everyone... 354 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,416 I mean everyone. 355 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:40,916 We looked at your site. We want the same thing, only better. 356 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,041 - It's impossible. - We want a château... 357 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,708 We're super full. 358 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,250 - Of what? - Everything. 359 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:51,458 Juliette warned me she was busy. Maybe she can recommend someone? 360 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,125 - Sure. - No. 361 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,166 You can't do that. 362 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:59,125 What were the chances of us running into each other? 363 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,125 I'm super happy to see you. 364 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,000 It's a sign. It's destiny. 365 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:04,875 Of course it is! 366 00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:06,291 Destiny! 367 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,625 We'll ask your mom. 368 00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:10,500 She has a real knack for freeing up slots. 369 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,208 All we need is an advance. 370 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,750 Sure. How much? 5 or 10,000? 371 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:15,833 10,000 is fine. 372 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,583 Excuse us a second. 373 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,708 - Hurry up. - We'll be right back. 374 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,458 What are you doing? You want us to look like beggars? 375 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,541 Put on airs if you want, 376 00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,541 I'm trying to keep us afloat after your mother's bullshit. Ok? 377 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:31,125 We're flat broke. 378 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,291 What if we started by setting a date? 379 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,958 - Sure. - Isn't this fast? 380 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:40,375 For the advance, a wire transfer is easiest. 381 00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,666 We want a château in Provence to be close to Daddy. 382 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:45,833 Great surprise. 383 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,000 I called. You wouldn't answer. 384 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:50,083 - So what's the plan? - What plan? 385 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,458 - The plan! - Which plan? 386 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:55,583 I'm not marrying my ex-best-friend and my latest fuck-buddy! 387 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,708 I'm really sorry. 388 00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,625 The other night was a mistake. It's not me. 389 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,166 I promise, it was you. Very nice too. 390 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:04,750 - Really? - Yes. 391 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:06,916 Look, I love Alexia. 392 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:10,208 This is going a bit faster than I expected. 393 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,875 But like she said, it's a sign. Destiny. I'm a lobster. 394 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:16,750 A lobster? 395 00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:19,083 Hurray for destiny. 396 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,125 My job is making people happy. 397 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:23,250 If you're happy, I'm happy. 398 00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:28,125 Some coffee? 399 00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:29,500 Thank you. 400 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:36,958 I'm coming. 401 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:41,708 Planning a wedding with your babe and your mistress? 402 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:42,791 You're my hero. 403 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:44,333 She's not my mistress. 404 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,916 - You know that Alexia knows? - How's that? 405 00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:49,875 They're all the same. They won't admit they know. 406 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:53,458 If she finds out, she'd slit my throat and drink my blood. 407 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,416 That's exactly what'll happen. 408 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,708 You're not ready for the "Bullshitter Zone." 409 00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,041 And don't let your stress show. 410 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,625 It'll be your downfall. 411 00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:04,500 You're happy! Smile, you're getting married! 412 00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:05,583 Good luck, pal. 413 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,458 - Goodbye, Ben. - Bye. 414 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,083 You see Juliette? 415 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:10,666 - Who? - Juliette. 416 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:11,666 No. 417 00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:16,208 Clarisse, get off my case. Appearances count. 418 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:18,875 This chick farts and her hair falls in place. 419 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:22,333 You spent 3,000 whoppers on a Carolina Ritz coat! 420 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:26,375 I'll wear it once, return it and get refunded. You taught me that. 421 00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:28,291 Juliette! 422 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,500 You look great! I love the coat! 423 00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:34,041 Oh, right. It's been in the back of my closet for years. 424 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,875 Your collar was crooked. 425 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:39,875 You ok? 426 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:42,916 Great! I'm happy, I'm getting married. 427 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,708 Maybe we should hurry. 428 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,375 Don't worry, they won't leave without us. 429 00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:50,333 Shit. 430 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,416 So tell me about you. 431 00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:59,416 We've had no time to catch up. I know nothing! 432 00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:02,208 - You're not on Instagram. - I don't have time. 433 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:03,708 You have several odd jobs? 434 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:05,875 No. 435 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,208 Are you married? A boyfriend? 436 00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,583 Nope. No boyfriends for me. 437 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,708 Are you a lesbian? 438 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,583 Why would I be? 439 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,625 I don't know, you're not bad-looking now. 440 00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:22,583 Guys must come on to you. 441 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:27,916 You, for example. As a guy, what do you think? 442 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,666 She's not bad, right? 443 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:32,916 Yes, yes. 444 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,166 You wouldn't say no! 445 00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:40,041 I can find a woman "not bad," I mean pretty, without wanting sex. 446 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:43,250 See that? If only all guys could be like him. 447 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,375 You said it. 448 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,750 I'll get some coffee. 449 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,916 - Tea with lemon? - And hot milk. 450 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,208 But not too hot. 451 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:52,250 A Coke. 452 00:24:52,416 --> 00:24:53,250 Diet? 453 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:54,791 No, a plain old Coke. 454 00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:56,375 - The red can? - Yes. 455 00:24:56,541 --> 00:24:57,416 I'll be back. 456 00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,166 It has tons of sugar. 457 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:05,708 Have a good day. 458 00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:14,000 Ticket, please. 459 00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:15,875 It's over there with the young ladies. 460 00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,083 Superman! 461 00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:20,958 And Wonder Woman! 462 00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:24,625 Please, don't. I'm in a very complicated situation. 463 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:27,000 My future wife is with Wonder Woman. 464 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,416 Who's not my wife. 465 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:33,375 And so... it'd be cool if I could count on your discretion. 466 00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:35,916 You know, male solidarity. 467 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,250 Ok. Give me a kiss. 468 00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:41,916 Excuse me? 469 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,625 A kiss or I spill the beans. 470 00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:55,083 I want a château for sure. 471 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,833 - You listening to me? - Yes. 472 00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:02,958 I'd like a crown. 473 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,291 And a cape for Mathias. 474 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,916 A big cape. 475 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:11,500 You alright? 476 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,291 Just fine. 477 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,333 Great. 478 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:16,333 Was the bar closed? 479 00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:19,666 Yes. 480 00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:51,375 This château has a lovely terrace for the wedding reception. 481 00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:53,875 - There's enough room for... - No way. 482 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,416 This one dates back to 1860... 483 00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:00,541 No way! 484 00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:18,250 It's so pretty here! 485 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,500 Look over there. 486 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,583 I love it! 487 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:31,500 But it's too big. 488 00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:34,250 The kids will run around screaming. 489 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:37,666 I don't want a château after all. It's commonplace. 490 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,958 You can drive. 491 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,041 What about a hot-air balloon? 492 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,125 A submarine? 493 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:50,833 A 100-year-old tree? 494 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,375 What? A 100-year-old tree? 495 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:56,041 A creek or a cave in the Gorges du Verdon? 496 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:57,500 How about that? 497 00:27:57,666 --> 00:27:59,875 A creek is a great idea, honey. 498 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,041 Remember the Gorges du Verdon? 499 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:04,916 I seem to remember being there. 500 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:07,208 I couldn't sit down for 3 days! 501 00:28:09,666 --> 00:28:12,333 - We did a lot of canoeing. - I see. 502 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,958 It's a real workout. 503 00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:18,958 I was wondering, Mathias. Do you prefer carriages or canoes? 504 00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:24,000 Canoes. Stronger sensations. 505 00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:28,833 But I want a secluded spot with no tourists. 506 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,375 Obviously. 507 00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:32,083 No dickheads. 508 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:37,625 Daddy! 509 00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:43,208 How's the little lady of my life? 510 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:46,000 - Juliette? - Hello. 511 00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:49,166 Look how she's grown! You look just like your mother. 512 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,250 Mathias! 513 00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:53,416 Say there, did you put on a few pounds? 514 00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:57,708 It's your daughter's fault, she's a gourmet cook. And the wine! 515 00:28:57,875 --> 00:28:59,958 But I'll still beat you at tennis. 516 00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:02,916 We couldn't finish our last match, I had to stop. 517 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:05,625 - Because of the heat. - That's right. 518 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:07,708 Once you hit a certain age... 519 00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:09,291 you should be careful. 520 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,000 How old are you? 65 or 70? 521 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,458 62. 522 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:14,250 It's the gray. 523 00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:17,541 I might have gray hair, but I'm not losing it. 524 00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:20,166 Alexia tells me everything. 525 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:25,208 I'm not losing my hair, it's always been like this. 526 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,916 Gérard, it's the way my hair grows. 527 00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:32,666 Daddy, if you knew how he asked for my hand. 528 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:34,166 Right Mathias? 529 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,375 How about a drink to celebrate? 530 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:15,333 "My Prince will come, but Daddy will always be my King." 531 00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:25,833 That's stupid. Princes and daddies don't exist. 532 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:42,333 All top-notch wines handed down from my grandfather. 533 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:45,333 And I mean top-notch! Petrus 1929. 534 00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:48,000 Cheval Blanc 1966. 535 00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:50,958 Angelus 1958. 536 00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:53,916 Must be worth a fortune. 537 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:55,791 Yes. 538 00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:59,500 But I don't like to say how much, it sounds pretentious. 539 00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:01,125 That's wise. 540 00:31:03,041 --> 00:31:04,250 600,000 euros. 541 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:07,041 I see! And when will you drink them? 542 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,500 Not right away. 543 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,458 I've been waiting for years. 544 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:12,333 Dinner's ready. Can you help? 545 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,791 Sure. 546 00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:16,500 Thank you. 547 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,125 That top is from H&M. 548 00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,083 I don't know, I remove labels. 549 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,333 H&M is on my blog. 550 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:28,916 I love it, but only one piece at a time. Otherwise it looks cheap. 551 00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:32,250 How cool, a blog. Is that a profession? 552 00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:33,250 Of course. 553 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:36,291 How many clients do you have a year? 554 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,041 I don't count. 555 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:43,000 I have over 32,000 followers. Can you imagine the stress? 556 00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,166 Mathias knows, don't you? 557 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:48,791 One fashion faux-pas 558 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:51,083 and every press agent drops you. 559 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,166 It's a high-risk profession. 560 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,375 Totally. Imagine if I lost my phone. 561 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,375 - It's all over! - You see? 562 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:01,041 Mathias, are you in fashion too? 563 00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:04,208 No, I fool around with old pieces of furniture. 564 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:07,541 Fool around! He's an extraordinary craftsman. 565 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,333 Everyone in the world wants his work. 566 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,083 You're exaggerating. 567 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:13,750 You should come over. 568 00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:15,166 Shouldn't she? 569 00:32:17,791 --> 00:32:19,708 - We'll see. - He made everything. 570 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:22,041 Oh, it's Ben. 571 00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:23,625 What's up? 572 00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:25,958 "Have you fucked again?" 573 00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:28,625 Who's he talking about? 574 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:34,291 You, I mean us. Of course. 575 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:36,958 I told him sex was rare recently. 576 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,750 I gave you a blowjob last night. 577 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:47,333 Gérard, some wine to wash it down? 578 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,666 Sorry. 579 00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:57,500 I'm done, you can come in. 580 00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:12,666 Dental hygiene is important. 581 00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:15,333 You a dentist too? 582 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,208 I wanted to say... 583 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,208 I know the situation... 584 00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:28,166 isn't easy for you. 585 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:33,541 - But I wanted to apologize. - Don't worry, it's cool. 586 00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:35,291 Good night. 587 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:41,916 Oh shit. Juliette! 588 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,541 The handle! 589 00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,333 - Juliette! - Good night. 590 00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:49,458 Open the door, dammit. I need the handle! 591 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:57,708 Juliette, I said I'm sorry. 592 00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:07,166 - "The Big Day." - It's Juliette, is Clarisse there? 593 00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:09,458 - We said white! - No gray! 594 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,875 - Call me once you've agreed? - We agree! 595 00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:14,166 Gray-white. It's not as gay. 596 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:17,791 We wouldn't want people to know you're gay at our wedding. 597 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,791 We want suits for our babies too. 598 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,041 Custom-made to fit their personalities. 599 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,958 Stop it with that ball! 600 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,833 We'd like to marry them too. 601 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,833 - They're straight. - Oh yeah? 602 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,708 You'll cut us a deal, right? 603 00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:33,958 I'll think it over. 604 00:34:34,125 --> 00:34:36,000 - Have a good day! - Thank you. 605 00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,333 Goodbye. 606 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:38,916 It's Juliette. 607 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:43,083 The two fags are penny-pinchers. We need dough. 608 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:46,208 So I want you to sell your pals the whole shebang! 609 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:50,041 The ice cream stand, ponies for the kids, mariachis... 610 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:53,208 Ok, but I need directions to the marvelous creek. 611 00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:54,708 I can't find it. 612 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:58,291 You have an iPhone? You have a GPS? Deal with it. 613 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,333 This way. 614 00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:04,083 It's this way. 615 00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:06,416 It's this way. 616 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:07,833 This way. 617 00:35:08,791 --> 00:35:10,458 No, it's this way. 618 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,916 Say, Juliette, would we happen to be lost? 619 00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:18,375 Maybe. 620 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:23,000 There's no network here. 621 00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:36,666 - Mathias, a snake! - Oh shit. 622 00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:38,750 - Do something! - Ok, hang on. 623 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,666 Hurry up. 624 00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:00,166 Shit, it's hot. 625 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:04,791 Thanks. 626 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,208 Here. Take this and this... 627 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:23,208 Shit! 628 00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:27,583 You alright? 629 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,791 Great. 630 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:39,166 Here we are! 631 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,250 Falconers' Creek. 632 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,125 I knew it was here. 633 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:48,208 It's stunning. This is the spot, there's no doubt. 634 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,625 It's gorgeous. 635 00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:53,000 Signed and sealed! 636 00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,750 The water is fantastic. 637 00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,541 You like it? 638 00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:00,750 Yes. But there's a problem. 639 00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:02,125 What? 640 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:05,416 How am I supposed to get here in a wedding gown? 641 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,708 I was going to get there. 642 00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:14,500 The guests could arrive from over here in decorated boats. 643 00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:17,333 And you'll come from here, in another boat. 644 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:18,541 Like everyone else? 645 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:22,666 No, not like everyone else. We'll find something more spectacular. 646 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,541 On jet skis? 647 00:37:26,666 --> 00:37:27,666 Water skis? 648 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,458 No. 649 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:30,833 On horseback! 650 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,416 No way. 651 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,541 A canoe with mariachis? 652 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,250 Paragliders! 653 00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:39,833 But of course! That's a great idea. We love flying. 654 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,416 We could take off from two cliffs and meet here. Amazing! 655 00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:44,875 In a wedding gown? 656 00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:45,750 Sure. 657 00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:47,541 And you have licenses? 658 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:52,458 Of course we do. You've never flown? 659 00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:55,000 I've jumped plenty of times. 660 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:56,666 There we go. 661 00:37:57,250 --> 00:37:59,666 We'll need to check the wind direction. 662 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,916 - Maybe do a trial run? - Absolutely. 663 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:04,833 No problem, I'll book it. We're moving along. 664 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,083 The creek, paragliders, it's fab! 665 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,583 Next stop! 666 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,666 Oh shit, a snake! A snake! 667 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,583 Juliette! 668 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,416 It's a branch. 669 00:38:16,625 --> 00:38:19,666 Silly me, I thought it was a snake. 670 00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:28,125 I'm so sorry. 671 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,291 Maybe it's still ok. 672 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:36,083 Thousands of followers are orphans. 673 00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:40,333 I'll delete your contacts. 674 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,958 And you have 128 Go! I can post even more photos. 675 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:45,250 Thanks, Juliette. 676 00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:46,875 You're welcome. 677 00:38:47,791 --> 00:38:50,291 Hey, Gabriel. It's Juliette. How are you? 678 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,791 We'll be a bit early. Do you mind? 679 00:38:57,291 --> 00:38:58,958 No, tonight I can't. 680 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,875 I'm with clients. 681 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,083 See you right away. 682 00:39:08,291 --> 00:39:11,666 - This wine is fantastic, Gabriel. - It's one of our best. 683 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:13,666 Cheers. 684 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,333 Pumpkin! 685 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,708 We love this wine! 686 00:39:22,916 --> 00:39:23,916 Not bad. 687 00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:26,291 I don't usually hit on dogs. 688 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,666 I'm talking about the wine. 689 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:31,916 Yeah, it's not bad. 690 00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,833 It'll be perfect for the lunch. 691 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,166 It needs to be decanted. 692 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,458 You know about wine too. 693 00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:41,583 You're the guy who knows everything. 694 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:42,708 Yes, everything. 695 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:46,041 Except how to make your hair grow back. 696 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,125 That was low. 697 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:51,625 I'm not losing it. I've always had a receding hairline. 698 00:39:51,791 --> 00:39:52,916 Yeah, yeah. 699 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,708 It's a taboo subject. Taboo. 700 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:58,291 Ok, I'll shut up. No problem. 701 00:39:58,458 --> 00:39:59,875 It's preferable. 702 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:04,958 So, about the wedding. 703 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,666 The meal, the wine... 704 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:10,833 What else? I didn't see your parents on the list. 705 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:13,083 They won't be there. 706 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,208 No one from your family? 707 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:16,375 No. 708 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:19,125 Alexia's family is my family. 709 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:22,333 That's great. 710 00:40:22,791 --> 00:40:24,250 Her dad's the best. 711 00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:26,458 Yes. 712 00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:28,000 She's lucky. 713 00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,041 Where's your dad? 714 00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:33,666 That's a good question. 715 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,083 Cheers. 716 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,833 Your account is already in use. 717 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:07,791 Mom, it's me. 718 00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:10,166 What are you doing on my Facebook page? 719 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:11,625 Looking for a man. 720 00:41:11,791 --> 00:41:13,333 With my photo? 721 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,166 Of course. It's easier. 722 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:17,000 Mom, stop it right now. 723 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:20,166 Hang on, I just received a sweet little message. 724 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,750 I'm going to answer. 725 00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:23,291 What's a disco stick? 726 00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:25,416 What? Stop it right now! 727 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:27,416 Go on, dude, go! 728 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:30,833 Did you invite friends over? 729 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,250 Not at all. 730 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,208 No, I'm at a friend's place. 731 00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:38,750 See you, bye! 732 00:41:52,291 --> 00:41:53,958 Gabriel, it's Juliette. 733 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,500 I'm coming. 734 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:03,291 Darling... 735 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,583 Would you play tennis with Daddy? 736 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,791 Pretty please! 737 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:11,375 Ok, fine. 738 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:13,958 Thank you. 739 00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:17,250 And could you let him win? 740 00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:18,708 I don't believe it. 741 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:20,666 Just a few games. 742 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,208 - Just a few little games! - No way. 743 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,000 - Pretty please, do it for me. - I won't be bribed. 744 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:28,458 For your little wife. 745 00:42:28,625 --> 00:42:30,208 - Come on. - You're a pain. 746 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:31,958 - I know. - The All-Time Pain. 747 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:33,625 - Will you? - Yes. 748 00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,791 Thank you, darling. 749 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,083 - Don't you think he's sexy? - Uh-huh. 750 00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:09,875 Paragliding is booked at 2 pm. 751 00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:12,458 We lucked out, they had an available slot. 752 00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:13,458 Go, Daddy! 753 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:19,083 Warm up. 754 00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:21,125 It's only normal. 755 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:24,375 Right, Mathias? Warm up, straight in the net! 756 00:43:24,791 --> 00:43:26,875 - Let's cheer for Daddy. - No, you go. 757 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:28,333 I'm working. 758 00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:29,458 Go, Daddy! 759 00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,625 Watch out, this will be a fast one. 760 00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:35,416 Give me a "D"! Give me an "A"! Give me two "Ds"! 761 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,875 Give me a "Y"! Daddy! 762 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:41,333 Oh man, I'm K.O. 763 00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:43,833 It doesn't show too much. 764 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:46,625 What doesn't show? 765 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,125 Here, look. 766 00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:55,458 Are you fucking kidding me! 767 00:43:55,791 --> 00:43:58,625 My two front teeth are broken and it doesn't show? 768 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:01,583 I look like I got turkey slapped by Iron Man! 769 00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,833 We'll go back to Paris. 770 00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:07,708 I'll go back. You stay here. 771 00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,541 You can't go all alone. 772 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:10,916 I'll come with you. 773 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:13,416 Daddy, I'm not 4 years old. 774 00:44:13,583 --> 00:44:17,291 I'll go to Paris and you and Juliette test the paragliders. 775 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:18,666 Don't be silly. 776 00:44:18,833 --> 00:44:21,583 What? Are you afraid? I thought you'd done it before. 777 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:22,583 Yes, but... 778 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:25,375 Then there you go. It's settled. 779 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:37,083 - It's beautiful. - Yeah. 780 00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:38,666 Very beautiful. 781 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,166 And uh... 782 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,500 What's the altitude? 783 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,666 Around 3,000 feet. 784 00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:47,666 Holy shit. 785 00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:50,375 Not getting ready? 786 00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:54,625 - You've never flown. - Yes, I have. 787 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,375 Good. 788 00:44:56,541 --> 00:45:00,250 The big accidents are with people who've never flown. 789 00:45:01,041 --> 00:45:04,083 The ones who pretend they have. 790 00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:08,791 Upshot of the story? They faint in midair and crash into the cliff. 791 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:10,250 Oh yeah? 792 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,458 It's a clean death. No pain. 793 00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:15,166 They crash without feeling a thing. 794 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,583 That's cool. 795 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,958 As you know, the key is aerology. 796 00:45:19,125 --> 00:45:21,333 - Aerobiology, I know. - No, Aerology. 797 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,625 That's what I said. 798 00:45:22,791 --> 00:45:25,458 If you know the troposphere and stratosphere, 799 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:26,875 everything's cool. 800 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:29,458 - But that's not news to you. - No. 801 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,000 You know, I was thinking. 802 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,291 I actually really like it up here. 803 00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:46,833 So actually, I'm not going to jump. 804 00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:49,916 The correct term is "fly." 805 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,291 I'm not going to fly. 806 00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:53,833 I'll just enjoy the fabulous view. 807 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,833 Uh-huh. 808 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,291 - It's great. - Even better from above. 809 00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:59,541 I'll think about my life. 810 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:00,875 Introspection time? 811 00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:01,958 Good idea. 812 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:04,458 - I'll sit here quietly. - No, no. 813 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:07,041 - Can you get up, please? - Sure. 814 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:10,875 I like it here! I swear I do! 815 00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:13,416 I love it here! 816 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:18,083 I want to go back! 817 00:46:18,250 --> 00:46:20,333 I want to go back to the cliff! 818 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,583 Mathias! 819 00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:31,208 I can't hear you. 820 00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:33,291 Take me back! 821 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,708 I want to go home! 822 00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:40,125 Take me back! 823 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:42,750 Open your eyes! 824 00:46:43,375 --> 00:46:44,250 Look at that. 825 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,750 - You feel better now? - Of course. 826 00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:53,375 I'm used to it. 827 00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:54,666 You don't say? 828 00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:56,500 Let's have some fun! 829 00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:58,333 Stop it! You're crazy! 830 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:03,208 Oh my God! 831 00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:19,916 Wasn't that fun? 832 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:21,458 You bastard! 833 00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:23,875 You tried to kill me! 834 00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:28,625 Get this goddamn thing off me. 835 00:47:28,791 --> 00:47:30,375 Give me one second. 836 00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:32,000 Shit. 837 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,916 - I'm leaving! - You can't, you're tied up. 838 00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:38,000 Leave me alone. 839 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,583 You're free. 840 00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:44,750 Juliette. 841 00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:46,333 Go to hell! 842 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,000 Well, I say. 843 00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:51,458 What? 844 00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:54,083 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 845 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,041 What's wrong? 846 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:59,833 How far would you go to impress Alexia? 847 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,791 A new coat, a few white lies... 848 00:48:03,666 --> 00:48:05,791 But jumping off a cliff? Hats off. 849 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:10,958 You have a call. 850 00:48:14,041 --> 00:48:15,291 And so do I. 851 00:48:18,916 --> 00:48:20,250 Hello there, sir. 852 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:21,958 How are you, sweetie? 853 00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:24,791 I have the price of a new car in my mouth. 854 00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:26,750 And you, the big leap? 855 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,000 It was great. 856 00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:29,291 No, I can't. 857 00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:31,583 Because I'm working. 858 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:33,500 Are you sure? Come on! 859 00:48:33,666 --> 00:48:35,333 No really, I can't. 860 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:37,958 Juliette's not driving you mad? 861 00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:43,250 No, I'll survive. You know me. 862 00:48:43,916 --> 00:48:46,291 Where are you? I hear noise. 863 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:49,833 - We went out for a drink. - Oh, yeah? 864 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,791 That's great. 865 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,416 Can I call you back later? 866 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:56,958 Ok, see you soon. 867 00:48:57,916 --> 00:48:59,250 I love you too. 868 00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:02,916 It was Alexia. 869 00:49:03,958 --> 00:49:05,291 It was Gabriel. 870 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,500 - You ok? - Yes, of course. 871 00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:15,083 You look a bit cold. 872 00:49:15,708 --> 00:49:17,166 A little bit, yes. 873 00:49:26,958 --> 00:49:28,125 Thanks. 874 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,208 Cheers. 875 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,041 To your first flight. 876 00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:38,125 I've jumped before. 877 00:49:39,041 --> 00:49:40,791 With your little footsies. 878 00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:49,250 - Come on... - Shhh. 879 00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:50,625 Don't "shhh" me. 880 00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:52,958 Let's steal a bottle. 881 00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:55,000 - Of wine? No way. - Come on. 882 00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:56,625 - Why not? - He counts them. 883 00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:58,291 - I swear. - Who cares? 884 00:49:58,458 --> 00:50:00,541 Besides, the mojitos did me in. 885 00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:02,625 - Want some water? - I'm going to bed. 886 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,166 Good night. 887 00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:09,291 Oh shit! 888 00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:14,250 Damn. 889 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:20,125 - You're all wet! - So are you. 890 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:22,333 Hush, he'll hear us. 891 00:50:29,541 --> 00:50:30,541 No, it's ok. 892 00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:51,375 Is someone there? 893 00:50:53,041 --> 00:50:54,125 Shit! 894 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,333 Come here! 895 00:50:57,875 --> 00:50:59,166 It won't shut! 896 00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:01,041 - No! - It's cool. 897 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:11,875 - What did you do? - I don't know. 898 00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:13,541 What did you do! 899 00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:03,666 Thanks for coming so quickly, boys. 900 00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:07,291 It's crazy, robbing little old men. 901 00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:11,666 You two didn't hear anything? 902 00:52:12,541 --> 00:52:14,333 You sure sleep soundly. 903 00:52:14,625 --> 00:52:16,250 You still have pillow marks. 904 00:52:18,708 --> 00:52:21,916 Look, in my misfortune I was lucky. 905 00:52:22,083 --> 00:52:24,083 The best bottle is unharmed. 906 00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,750 - Wonderful. - Cool. 907 00:52:42,541 --> 00:52:45,791 What about you? Anything planned for today? 908 00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:47,458 We're going home. 909 00:52:47,916 --> 00:52:50,291 We changed our tickets to leave earlier. 910 00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:52,333 And so we're leaving earlier. 911 00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:55,333 Moreover, it's time to get going. 912 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,083 See you! 913 00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:58,583 See you. 914 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,250 - We can talk. - It can't happen again. 915 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:17,250 You're not that irresistible. 916 00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:20,541 Very funny. I've screwed up ever since I met you. 917 00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:23,041 - It has to stop. - I never asked to see you. 918 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:25,041 You didn't give me your card? 919 00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:29,041 I didn't know you were cheating on your chick! 920 00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:33,666 Or that you'd propose like a coward to avoid getting caught? 921 00:53:33,833 --> 00:53:38,458 Or that you'd come to my office to organize your wedding! 922 00:53:42,166 --> 00:53:43,583 - Juliette! - Go to hell! 923 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:45,250 You have my suitcase. 924 00:53:51,791 --> 00:53:52,958 Thanks. 925 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,291 Carolina Ritz, Rue Saint-Martin, please. 926 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:15,666 That's good. 927 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,083 - Hello, Mom? - Yes, sweetie. 928 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:31,500 Where are you? 929 00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:33,583 On my way to the shrink's. 930 00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:37,208 Do you want me to come get you or can you get home alone? 931 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:40,791 You're a darling, but don't bother. I'll take the metro. 932 00:54:41,833 --> 00:54:43,958 - Are you sure? - Of course, sweetie. 933 00:54:44,291 --> 00:54:45,916 You're so good to me. 934 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,166 It's only normal. 935 00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:48,416 See you at home? 936 00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:50,666 I didn't hear what you said? 937 00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:52,000 I'll see you at home. 938 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:53,625 Can you hear me? 939 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,708 I hear you. Hang on a sec. 940 00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:57,833 Stop here. I'll be right back. 941 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:02,083 I'm curious, what exactly do you talk about with the shrink? 942 00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:04,750 With my shrink? Oh, everything. 943 00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:07,166 For example? 944 00:55:08,291 --> 00:55:10,541 Sweetie, it's confidential. 945 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:13,500 I just got there so I have to hang up. 946 00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:15,000 Love you. 947 00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:20,500 My daughter is worse than the Gestapo! She's always on my ass. 948 00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:22,375 More than you think. 949 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:24,500 - Juliette! - Mom. 950 00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:25,583 Gentlemen. 951 00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:27,500 I see. 952 00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:31,041 You lied. You're not in a taxi. 953 00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:32,541 Bravo. 954 00:55:33,041 --> 00:55:34,500 You disappoint me. 955 00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:37,333 Lying to your mother is not very nice. 956 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,875 - We'll leave you two alone. - It's better. 957 00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:41,458 Yes, I think so. 958 00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:45,041 I bust my ass paying for a shrink and you play hooky? 959 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,541 It's useless. 960 00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:49,166 It's to recover your driver's license and job! 961 00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:51,875 - I'm done driving a taxi. - And why is that? 962 00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:54,875 Because if you drive a taxi, you can't drink. 963 00:55:55,041 --> 00:55:58,666 So you drink and I get to support you for the rest of my life? 964 00:55:59,916 --> 00:56:01,416 I'll die before you. 965 00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:05,125 - You're going right now. - Stop telling me what to do! 966 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:06,708 Damn you. 967 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:13,833 Stay with your friend. 968 00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:15,666 Your best friend. 969 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,208 And be grateful. 970 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,791 Because Dad left all three of us. 971 00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:23,250 You, me, and your fucking bottle. 972 00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:35,416 I took advantage to set them straight. 973 00:56:35,583 --> 00:56:36,750 It looks nice. 974 00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:38,583 Kind of like Juliette. 975 00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:40,250 - No? - Uh-huh. 976 00:56:41,541 --> 00:56:43,333 And these are only temporary. 977 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,500 Mine were kind of crooked. Like a rodent. 978 00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:47,791 Don't you think? 979 00:56:47,958 --> 00:56:49,041 Uh-huh. 980 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:50,625 You don't give a shit. 981 00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:53,375 That's not true. 982 00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:55,416 You're right, it's much better. 983 00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:58,083 I'm a superficial airhead, is that it? 984 00:56:58,416 --> 00:56:59,625 Not with those teeth. 985 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:02,916 I missed you. 986 00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:07,416 Are you ok? 987 00:57:08,541 --> 00:57:09,583 Of course. 988 00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:18,833 I'm lying to Alexia. 989 00:57:19,416 --> 00:57:21,250 I'm treating Juliette like shit. 990 00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:23,291 - Will you see her again? - No. 991 00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:26,125 - So you're canceling the wedding? - No. 992 00:57:26,291 --> 00:57:28,708 - Then you'll see her again. - Are you dumb? 993 00:57:28,875 --> 00:57:30,291 I'll change wedding planners. 994 00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:34,333 You're crazy! Alexia will catch on for sure. 995 00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:37,791 For starters, you tone down the good looks. 996 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,958 It'll stop the other babe from jumping on you. 997 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,541 After that, prepare to stand by Alexia. 998 00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:46,666 How's she going to feel after 2 or 3 pregnancies? 999 00:57:46,833 --> 00:57:48,708 Life will be a struggle against fat! 1000 00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,791 Her inevitable physical decline will demand support. 1001 00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:54,250 You're totally nuts. We're not there yet. 1002 00:57:54,416 --> 00:57:56,375 You're exactly there, dude. 1003 00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:59,708 The next step, if you don't get caught before... 1004 00:57:59,875 --> 00:58:01,416 is the "Baby Zone." 1005 00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:05,750 Should one of her girlfriends get pregnant, you're really done for. 1006 00:58:06,791 --> 00:58:09,791 I don't know, it's too... 1007 00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,083 See what I mean? 1008 00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:14,166 No? 1009 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:17,041 - Of course. - It's too much. 1010 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:20,500 And I'm sorry, it's not white. It's plaster colored. 1011 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,583 Wedding gowns are so commonplace. 1012 00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:28,541 - No? - Yes. 1013 00:58:29,041 --> 00:58:31,083 But you'll regret not having one. 1014 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,708 I promise you. 1015 00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:35,375 Add something original. A fun accessory. 1016 00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:38,000 And you ask the guests to do the same. 1017 00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:39,916 A kind of dress code. 1018 00:58:41,666 --> 00:58:44,125 Did anything happen with you and Mathias? 1019 00:58:44,541 --> 00:58:45,916 Like what? 1020 00:58:47,416 --> 00:58:49,500 I don't know. He's acting so funny. 1021 00:58:49,791 --> 00:58:51,833 - Something's off. - No, no. 1022 00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:56,708 He loves and adores you. He talks about you all the time. 1023 00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:58,416 Really? 1024 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:00,166 Yes. 1025 00:59:00,333 --> 00:59:03,708 Because as a wedding planner, you should know. 1026 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:06,500 Guys are wimps. They freak out. 1027 00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:10,291 So before getting married, they sleep with any old slut. 1028 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,666 You see? 1029 00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:14,750 But Mathias isn't like that. 1030 00:59:17,375 --> 00:59:20,041 No. Mathias isn't like that. 1031 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,833 I'm glad we met again. 1032 00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:29,250 Me too. 1033 00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:31,500 We should go out one night. 1034 00:59:32,041 --> 00:59:34,791 A girl's night out. A sushi party. 1035 00:59:35,416 --> 00:59:36,416 Sure. 1036 00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:38,625 But if there is a slut... 1037 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,875 they'll pay for it dearly. 1038 00:59:41,916 --> 00:59:43,458 You're with me, right? 1039 00:59:43,916 --> 00:59:45,208 Of course. 1040 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,041 I want to change dresses. 1041 00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:50,708 - Now. - Right away. 1042 00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:53,041 Where's the salesgirl? 1043 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:59,041 You're very beautiful. 1044 01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:02,666 Thank you. 1045 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:12,041 It was a wonderful day. Thank you. Alexia. 1046 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:34,458 We said no orange. 1047 01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:37,125 It's not orange, it's reduced carrot juice. 1048 01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:40,541 Not orange-the-fruit. Orange-the-color. Too 70's. 1049 01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:41,916 It's no good. 1050 01:00:42,541 --> 01:00:43,708 Yoo-hoo! 1051 01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:46,125 Yoo-hoo. 1052 01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:51,291 There's a slut. 1053 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:54,500 It's fantastic here! 1054 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:01,875 Delicious. 1055 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:05,208 But it could use a little carrot-flavored something. 1056 01:01:06,541 --> 01:01:08,208 Except we said no orange. 1057 01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:10,250 I said carrot, not orange. 1058 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000 I recall you saying "no orange." 1059 01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:15,333 "We" said. You agreed at the time. 1060 01:01:15,833 --> 01:01:16,875 Most likely. 1061 01:01:20,541 --> 01:01:22,416 Johanna confirmed for tomorrow. 1062 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:25,750 The girls are bringing their photos for the slideshow. 1063 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,250 Were you able to get some of yours? 1064 01:01:28,541 --> 01:01:30,083 Ben must have souvenirs. 1065 01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:32,333 All those orgies, all those girls. 1066 01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,000 Not nostalgic? 1067 01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:35,416 You're acting weird. 1068 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:36,958 I'm weird? 1069 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,500 - You're the one who's weird. - Why? 1070 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:41,666 That's for you to tell me. 1071 01:01:41,833 --> 01:01:43,750 Isn't he acting weird, Juliette? 1072 01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:50,250 Maybe. Should I pick you up tomorrow? 1073 01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:54,000 No, thanks. She's pregnant so I'll go over early to help her. 1074 01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,583 Pregnant with a baby? 1075 01:01:55,916 --> 01:01:57,416 No, a coupé convertible. 1076 01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:00,625 That's enough. What's her name? 1077 01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:02,500 - Who? - The goddammed slut. 1078 01:02:02,958 --> 01:02:04,958 You're out of your mind. 1079 01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,666 Even Juliette agrees with me. 1080 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:08,791 Juliette agrees? 1081 01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:11,750 It's true, you're acting weird. 1082 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:15,416 - You don't wonder why? - No. 1083 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,333 No. Yes, yes! 1084 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:18,833 I do know. 1085 01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:20,958 It's the... 1086 01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:22,083 the stress! 1087 01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:23,083 That's it. 1088 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,208 Wedding stress is making him weird. 1089 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:26,208 Right. 1090 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:28,041 Are you standing up for him? 1091 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:29,625 No. 1092 01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:32,000 Maybe it's you? 1093 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:36,208 What were you doing while I suffered at the dentist's? 1094 01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:37,583 Time for dessert! 1095 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:40,333 - Calm down, what's wrong? - I'm perfectly calm. 1096 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:42,083 You're getting paranoid. 1097 01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:44,000 Paranoid my ass. 1098 01:02:44,291 --> 01:02:46,083 How long has it been going on? 1099 01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:49,958 What are you talking about? 1100 01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,208 Nothing's going on. 1101 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:53,625 I'm coming. 1102 01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:57,000 I have to go. My mother pulled one of her tricks. 1103 01:02:57,916 --> 01:03:00,166 Alexia, if anything had happened... 1104 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:03,541 we wouldn't be here discussing carrots and oranges. 1105 01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:04,916 Thank you. 1106 01:03:08,666 --> 01:03:12,166 Your mother was caught in possession of cannabis. 1107 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:17,125 She declared that her daughter, Juliette Orlinski, that is you, 1108 01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:19,458 procured it for her. Is this correct? 1109 01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:21,375 Yes, of course. 1110 01:03:21,541 --> 01:03:25,541 I also supply her with her crack pipe, her coke and her box wine. 1111 01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:28,541 Yes, she was drunk when we brought her in. 1112 01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:31,291 I think she still is. 1113 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:36,416 My daughter's gonna take me far away from your ugly face. 1114 01:03:37,666 --> 01:03:39,875 I can't cope. What are we looking at? 1115 01:03:40,041 --> 01:03:43,791 A killer headache and a nice big fine. She said you'd pay. 1116 01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:47,791 Oh yeah? Well, keep her here for as long as possible. 1117 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:50,625 My Juliette and me are gonna split. 1118 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:53,333 Juliette. 1119 01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:57,250 Did she leave? 1120 01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,000 Yeah, she left. 1121 01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:05,291 Hey, dude. 1122 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:07,625 What's wrong? You get caught? 1123 01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:09,416 Almost. Alexia and I fought. 1124 01:04:09,583 --> 01:04:10,416 Oh shit. 1125 01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:12,500 - Her girlfriend is pregnant. - Oh shit! 1126 01:04:12,666 --> 01:04:14,416 She wants a 2-bedroom apartment now. 1127 01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:15,750 Oh shit. 1128 01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:19,000 - Cool hair-do. - It's my weekend. 1129 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:21,375 Lola, come say hello to Uncle Mat. 1130 01:04:21,541 --> 01:04:22,666 Hello, Uncle Mat. 1131 01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:24,458 Hello, Lola. 1132 01:04:24,791 --> 01:04:26,916 We need to talk so what'll you do? 1133 01:04:27,083 --> 01:04:30,041 - Wash the dishes and straighten up. - That's my girl. 1134 01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:32,291 Go on. You see my new TV? 1135 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:35,083 Just like seeing the game live. 1136 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:36,750 I've thought it over. 1137 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:38,708 You can still make it right. 1138 01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:41,208 You're smack in the "Player Zone." 1139 01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:44,041 "Player Zone"? Where do you get this crap? 1140 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:45,208 It's not crap. 1141 01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:47,916 In a nutshell, look. 1142 01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,666 15 years old. 30 years old. 1143 01:04:53,666 --> 01:04:57,291 Girls. From age 15 to 30, their sensual power only increases. 1144 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:59,833 They have tight asses and firm breasts. 1145 01:05:00,916 --> 01:05:03,291 After 30, their decline starts. 1146 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,458 It's cellulite vs. young hotties. 1147 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:09,541 The red marker is us dudes. We're the opposite. 1148 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:12,375 We start low: puberty, zits, no dough. 1149 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:15,333 We get burned by guys 30 and over with careers. 1150 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:18,666 But when we hit 30, we enter the "Player Zone." 1151 01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:20,750 And it lasts 20 years, dude. 1152 01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:23,000 Chicks like Alexia, they know this. 1153 01:05:23,166 --> 01:05:26,208 So they want to trap us in the "Marriage Zone" where... 1154 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:27,708 Knock it off. 1155 01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:29,833 Can't you see I'm down? 1156 01:05:30,583 --> 01:05:32,708 It's because you're assfucked. 1157 01:05:35,166 --> 01:05:36,500 You're assfucked. 1158 01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:38,250 You're assfucked. 1159 01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:41,875 What do you mean? 1160 01:05:42,583 --> 01:05:44,375 You're asphyxiated by Alexia. 1161 01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:47,750 Ah, I get it. Assfuck. Asphyxiate. 1162 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,458 What did you do? 1163 01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:53,708 My plasma screen! 1164 01:05:53,875 --> 01:05:56,333 I love you, Daddy. 1165 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,666 Sorry. 1166 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,583 Wait for me! 1167 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,416 Wait for me! 1168 01:07:14,708 --> 01:07:17,708 Hot damn. The A-Girls sure have aged. 1169 01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:30,750 Juliette! 1170 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,125 You've changed so much! 1171 01:07:33,291 --> 01:07:35,166 You're beautiful now. 1172 01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:37,333 Take a selfie. 1173 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:38,583 No, thanks. 1174 01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,583 You're living in your parents' home? 1175 01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:41,916 It was simpler. 1176 01:07:42,083 --> 01:07:43,916 - Want a drink? - Yes, please. 1177 01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:49,125 I'm sorry about yesterday. I don't know what came over me. 1178 01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:51,583 I guess the wedding stresses me too. 1179 01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:53,916 Besides, you're not Mathias' type. 1180 01:07:54,833 --> 01:07:56,583 - Is she? - No way. 1181 01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,083 Don't take it badly. 1182 01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:03,250 You'll see, we found tons of pictures. 1183 01:08:03,916 --> 01:08:07,000 You're the most beautiful baby in the whole world. 1184 01:08:11,791 --> 01:08:13,416 You're in top form! 1185 01:08:13,666 --> 01:08:16,791 Not really. The nanny was late, I had to babysit. 1186 01:08:16,957 --> 01:08:19,416 Just awful. Thank God she slept. 1187 01:08:19,582 --> 01:08:20,832 Can you imagine moms without nannies? 1188 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,416 Or husbands? 1189 01:08:22,582 --> 01:08:25,250 I don't know how they do it. What a nightmare! 1190 01:08:28,457 --> 01:08:30,666 How do single moms do it? 1191 01:08:37,332 --> 01:08:38,582 Sweetheart! 1192 01:08:39,707 --> 01:08:43,457 Go put on the pretty dress we bought. It's almost 4 o'clock. 1193 01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:47,207 - Your girlfriends will be here soon. - No, they're not coming. 1194 01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:50,125 I didn't give them the invitations. 1195 01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:51,707 Why not? 1196 01:08:51,875 --> 01:08:55,166 I don't want them to see that we're poor. 1197 01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:06,250 I think you can go now. 1198 01:09:26,207 --> 01:09:28,625 Alexia, please bring some ice cubes. 1199 01:09:28,791 --> 01:09:31,125 We need help for the bachelorette party. 1200 01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:32,625 We have zero ideas. 1201 01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:35,541 I'll find something. I'll go through the photos. 1202 01:09:35,707 --> 01:09:37,541 You're not staying for lunch? 1203 01:09:37,957 --> 01:09:39,791 I have a package to pick up. 1204 01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:57,041 Thank you for your welcome. 1205 01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,375 See you soon. 1206 01:10:01,166 --> 01:10:02,583 - You ok? - I'm fine. And you? 1207 01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:03,750 I'm good. 1208 01:10:07,541 --> 01:10:10,166 I've told you not to ask friends over. 1209 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,083 This isn't the Salvation Army. 1210 01:10:17,166 --> 01:10:18,708 I'm Marie. 1211 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:20,625 Juliette's big sister. 1212 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:22,625 My pleasure. 1213 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:25,916 Hi, how are you? 1214 01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:30,791 I brought you the photos. 1215 01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:34,708 Great. I'll be able to finish the slide show. 1216 01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:35,916 Great. 1217 01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,375 You have time for coffee? 1218 01:10:39,541 --> 01:10:41,375 Or a non-Diet Coke? 1219 01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:42,708 Sure. 1220 01:10:43,375 --> 01:10:46,416 But we have coffee here. And non-Diet Coke. 1221 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:50,666 That's ok. I'll go put on my shoes. 1222 01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:51,833 Good idea. 1223 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,625 Are you sure? It's a pity. 1224 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:54,916 Have a good day. 1225 01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:56,583 - Goodbye. - Mom, that's enough. 1226 01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:58,250 Be seeing you. 1227 01:10:58,416 --> 01:10:59,666 I'll wait here. 1228 01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:01,416 See you soon! 1229 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:04,500 - Look how cute. - Nice part in the hair. 1230 01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,750 You almost look like a sweet guy. 1231 01:11:07,166 --> 01:11:08,375 The smile is forced. 1232 01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:10,125 Is that Ben? 1233 01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:14,416 Was that the school play? Check out that look! 1234 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:20,500 Not that one. 1235 01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:22,958 It's fabulous. 1236 01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:24,500 Pretty please! 1237 01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:26,625 And it's gone! 1238 01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:28,583 I bet there are others. 1239 01:11:29,291 --> 01:11:30,166 You want it? 1240 01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:32,166 - Want me to sign it for you? - Yes. 1241 01:11:33,083 --> 01:11:36,166 It's you? It's not your sister or your female cousin? 1242 01:11:37,041 --> 01:11:39,166 - It's you? - Yes, I confess. 1243 01:11:41,291 --> 01:11:42,958 That's you and Alexia. 1244 01:11:43,583 --> 01:11:44,833 You and Alexia. 1245 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,208 You and Alex... 1246 01:11:48,041 --> 01:11:50,208 That was my choirboy period. 1247 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,250 This is my place. 1248 01:12:19,416 --> 01:12:21,625 - I know. - I know you know. 1249 01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,000 Goodnight. 1250 01:12:32,375 --> 01:12:34,375 I'm sorry, this is bullshit. 1251 01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:50,666 Sorry, good evening. 1252 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,083 Sorry. 1253 01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:02,125 I can't stop thinking about you. It's unbearable. 1254 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,625 I try to get you off my mind, but I can't even delete your SMS. 1255 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,708 And what did it say? 1256 01:13:09,916 --> 01:13:11,416 It's absurd. 1257 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,791 You sent me the address for my fitting. 1258 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:19,416 When the phone rings, I hope it's you. 1259 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:21,416 Every brunette I see, it's you. 1260 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:23,458 Wait a minute. 1261 01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:28,708 So it's not bullshit. 1262 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:32,666 What's going on between us is not bullshit. 1263 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:39,041 It's just bad timing. 1264 01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:05,208 How about a derby for him? 1265 01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:09,291 - Wouldn't you love a derby, sweets? - Yes, you'd like that. 1266 01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:11,541 Juliette, what's this? 1267 01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:14,291 You're not doing Mathias and Alexia's wedding? 1268 01:14:14,458 --> 01:14:16,250 Are you crazy? It's tomorrow. 1269 01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:17,708 It's too hard for me. 1270 01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:19,666 We need this wedding! 1271 01:14:19,875 --> 01:14:22,666 I won't lose money again because of you. 1272 01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,625 We have employees. And I have a kid to feed. 1273 01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:28,416 You have a meeting for the menus with Lucie. 1274 01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:30,541 I'll take care of the suits. 1275 01:14:31,875 --> 01:14:34,375 So we are doing this wedding. 1276 01:14:34,541 --> 01:14:37,750 You do it alone. Lucie or my mother will help you. 1277 01:14:37,916 --> 01:14:38,833 But I can't. 1278 01:14:39,541 --> 01:14:41,166 What's she doing here? 1279 01:14:41,625 --> 01:14:43,375 We said no more of her. 1280 01:14:45,708 --> 01:14:46,833 Or my son! 1281 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,208 I play by the rules. 1282 01:14:48,375 --> 01:14:51,166 My son is waiting downstairs like a good boy. 1283 01:14:53,916 --> 01:14:55,166 I'm coming, sweetie! 1284 01:14:55,875 --> 01:14:57,750 I think this agency is reliable. 1285 01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:00,041 And you should too. 1286 01:15:00,416 --> 01:15:02,583 We're leaving. She's not hurting anyone. 1287 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,916 These dogs are a pain. 1288 01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:08,041 - I really like the derby. - I love it. 1289 01:15:18,291 --> 01:15:19,791 I'll drop her off. 1290 01:15:20,541 --> 01:15:22,250 Mom, we're leaving. 1291 01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:25,666 We're going to the shrink's right now. 1292 01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:30,958 - Juliette, we're waiting for you. - How are you? 1293 01:15:31,375 --> 01:15:32,875 Is there a problem? 1294 01:15:33,416 --> 01:15:34,791 In fact, uh... 1295 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:39,500 I can't come to your bachelorette party or finalize the wedding. 1296 01:15:39,666 --> 01:15:41,708 But Clarisse will take over. 1297 01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:42,750 But why? 1298 01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:44,541 Why? 1299 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,083 It's complicated. 1300 01:15:47,416 --> 01:15:50,958 It's because I can't leave my mother alone. 1301 01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:52,500 That's why? 1302 01:15:52,666 --> 01:15:54,500 She's more than welcome. 1303 01:15:54,666 --> 01:15:55,833 No, she can't. 1304 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:57,000 Yes, I can. 1305 01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:58,708 - No. - Yes, I can. 1306 01:15:58,875 --> 01:16:01,458 Hurry, we'll be late. She'll go with Clarisse. 1307 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:02,916 Can't I? 1308 01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:03,916 Juliette! 1309 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,291 ALEXIA'S BACHELORETTE PARTY 1310 01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:09,833 Destination: Southern France! 1311 01:16:10,125 --> 01:16:11,833 For your wedding! 1312 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:31,208 Go, Juliette! 1313 01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:35,916 You'll have to choose between the two. 1314 01:16:38,875 --> 01:16:40,333 I'll take both. 1315 01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:03,625 This-this-this... 1316 01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:04,750 This one's on me. 1317 01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:08,958 I'm not asking you. 1318 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:10,375 Not asking you... 1319 01:17:10,541 --> 01:17:11,666 Not asking you... 1320 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,833 Did you do coke? 1321 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,500 Are you crazy? You know I hate coke. 1322 01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:57,166 But I love the smell. 1323 01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:58,500 Want some? 1324 01:18:59,208 --> 01:19:00,541 He doesn't fit. 1325 01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:03,750 Shit, I can't get him in! 1326 01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:06,208 He doesn't fit. 1327 01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:50,750 This is it. 1328 01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:52,458 The Big Day. 1329 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:55,041 Yep. 1330 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,333 Thanks, Juliette. 1331 01:19:58,041 --> 01:20:00,375 - Thanks for everything. - Don't thank me. 1332 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:02,166 Why not? 1333 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:06,083 You went all out to organize a fabulous party for me. 1334 01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:08,000 It wasn't even in the contract. 1335 01:20:08,791 --> 01:20:10,416 It's my job, I promise you. 1336 01:20:13,208 --> 01:20:14,625 And you know... 1337 01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:18,416 as kids, we might've thought you were odd... 1338 01:20:20,208 --> 01:20:23,583 but you're the only one who's made it on her own. 1339 01:20:24,583 --> 01:20:28,083 Without clinging onto a father or a husband. 1340 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:32,833 You're not simply someone's daughter or wife. 1341 01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,791 You're you. And you're free. 1342 01:20:40,458 --> 01:20:42,375 We'd give anything to be you. 1343 01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:57,791 No way! 1344 01:20:58,250 --> 01:21:00,291 - Is that breakfast? - Yep. 1345 01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:09,750 I'm coming. 1346 01:21:12,208 --> 01:21:14,625 - Hello! - Good morning, ladies. 1347 01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:17,000 - This looks good! - It is good. 1348 01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:22,208 Hi, Daddy. 1349 01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:23,666 Hi, Gérard! 1350 01:21:24,416 --> 01:21:25,666 Hello, Gérard. 1351 01:21:26,166 --> 01:21:27,000 You alright? 1352 01:21:27,166 --> 01:21:28,541 Just fine. 1353 01:21:28,708 --> 01:21:30,041 Your hair is different. 1354 01:21:30,208 --> 01:21:32,541 I had it cut. Is it too short? 1355 01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,250 Not at all. 1356 01:21:34,625 --> 01:21:36,333 The color looks great. 1357 01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:51,375 Here you are, miss. 1358 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:52,666 Thank you. 1359 01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:55,208 Are you ok? 1360 01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:57,791 It's the stress. 1361 01:21:58,291 --> 01:22:00,458 Mom, stop that stupid game noise. 1362 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:03,125 Chill. You're busting my balls. 1363 01:22:03,291 --> 01:22:04,375 I'll play this. 1364 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:06,375 I want to see Alexia! 1365 01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:08,791 No, not right now. 1366 01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:10,833 - Really. - I'll take care of it. 1367 01:22:14,458 --> 01:22:16,416 Mathias, I said you can't go in. 1368 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:18,416 - Let me in. - What's going on? 1369 01:22:18,583 --> 01:22:19,875 I'm not getting married. 1370 01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:20,916 P.M.S.S. 1371 01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:22,416 What? 1372 01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:25,000 Pre-Marital Stress Syndrome. It's normal. 1373 01:22:25,166 --> 01:22:28,583 I'm not stressed, I need to see Alexia. We're calling it off. 1374 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:30,875 You don't dump the bride on the Big Day. 1375 01:22:31,041 --> 01:22:33,250 I think about you all the time. 1376 01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:35,458 We've done this scene. 1377 01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:39,125 I might be a lobster, but I've found my unicorn. 1378 01:22:39,291 --> 01:22:41,333 You've gone off the deep end. 1379 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:42,875 Alexia is a great girl. 1380 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:45,625 You can't do this. I can't. And you love her. 1381 01:22:45,791 --> 01:22:47,500 That's why I owe her the truth. 1382 01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:51,875 It's too late. It's bad timing, you said it. 1383 01:22:52,041 --> 01:22:54,250 We're about to change the timing. 1384 01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:57,750 Shit. 1385 01:23:00,625 --> 01:23:01,791 Where is she? 1386 01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,083 Where is she! 1387 01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:05,583 She didn't want you to see her dress. 1388 01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:07,083 You see, it's too late. 1389 01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:08,750 I'm calling her. 1390 01:23:11,666 --> 01:23:13,125 This can't be true! 1391 01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:16,208 I'll find a way. I'll see you there. 1392 01:23:16,875 --> 01:23:19,250 Shit! Goddamned new shoes! 1393 01:23:21,958 --> 01:23:23,500 He's uptight. 1394 01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:25,083 A little. 1395 01:23:39,041 --> 01:23:40,291 You know what? 1396 01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:42,666 This wedding screws up, I'm done. 1397 01:23:42,833 --> 01:23:46,625 I'll do like you, find a fuck buddy and enjoy life. 1398 01:23:47,166 --> 01:23:48,541 How you are ok? 1399 01:23:48,708 --> 01:23:51,166 You got screaming faces. Not too top-hop. 1400 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,500 There's a problem. 1401 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:53,500 Look! 1402 01:23:53,666 --> 01:23:55,708 So keep your mouth shut and smile. 1403 01:24:15,041 --> 01:24:16,250 Alexia! 1404 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:23,000 I need to talk to you. 1405 01:24:37,958 --> 01:24:39,125 We need to talk. 1406 01:24:39,291 --> 01:24:41,166 - We need to talk. - Later. 1407 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:48,250 Very well. 1408 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:51,500 We shall now pronounce the wedding vows. 1409 01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:54,666 Alexia Mélanie Fleur Dufour, 1410 01:24:55,041 --> 01:24:57,750 do you take Mathias Laurent to be your husband, 1411 01:24:58,166 --> 01:25:01,333 to love and to cherish, till death do you part? 1412 01:25:03,250 --> 01:25:04,375 No. 1413 01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:18,958 I'm sorry, but I can't get married. 1414 01:25:20,333 --> 01:25:22,916 Not for the wrong reasons. 1415 01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:25,750 Because I'm the right age, 1416 01:25:25,916 --> 01:25:29,875 or to be like all those girls who pretend 1417 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,666 they're fulfilled when they're not. 1418 01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:34,583 It's not me. 1419 01:25:35,291 --> 01:25:38,041 It's no longer me. I won't be happy. 1420 01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:41,708 I need to find happiness on my own. 1421 01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:43,500 I need to find myself. 1422 01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:48,916 I need time, to take an inner journey. 1423 01:25:49,083 --> 01:25:50,750 Do you understand? 1424 01:25:51,708 --> 01:25:53,708 My head is a mess. 1425 01:25:53,875 --> 01:25:56,458 It's... I'm in panic mode. 1426 01:25:57,625 --> 01:26:00,000 I need to become a woman, 1427 01:26:00,166 --> 01:26:02,250 before becoming someone's wife. 1428 01:26:02,875 --> 01:26:05,291 And I need to walk this path alone. 1429 01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:06,583 There. 1430 01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:11,250 Pumpkin? 1431 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:12,875 Knock-knock? 1432 01:26:13,666 --> 01:26:15,250 He's in shock. 1433 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:19,333 No, just surprised. Why didn't you tell me before? 1434 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:21,666 Because I wasn't sure. 1435 01:26:21,833 --> 01:26:23,625 And I didn't want to hurt you. 1436 01:26:23,791 --> 01:26:24,875 - Hurt me? - Yes. 1437 01:26:25,041 --> 01:26:26,958 You know what I've been through? 1438 01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:29,500 I can't sleep. I'm losing my hair, look! 1439 01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:30,500 Yeah, yeah. 1440 01:26:30,666 --> 01:26:32,625 You agree, I'm losing my hair? 1441 01:26:32,791 --> 01:26:35,791 Because I didn't want to hurt you like a bastard! 1442 01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:38,958 I'm lost. You were about to say "I do but I don't"? 1443 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:40,166 Don't you get it? 1444 01:26:40,333 --> 01:26:42,583 No, explain. I'm just an airhead! 1445 01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:44,583 I was going to say "no"! 1446 01:26:45,916 --> 01:26:47,375 I tried to talk to you, 1447 01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:49,791 but you were too focused on you to listen! 1448 01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:50,791 Could we... 1449 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:52,583 Shut up! 1450 01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:55,083 You asked for my hand! 1451 01:26:57,583 --> 01:26:59,500 Why did you go see Juliette? 1452 01:27:07,375 --> 01:27:08,333 No. 1453 01:27:09,041 --> 01:27:09,916 No. 1454 01:27:12,791 --> 01:27:15,208 Yep, he's fucking Juliette. 1455 01:27:17,166 --> 01:27:19,875 I'm not fucking her. I love her. 1456 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,500 And he got caught! 1457 01:27:24,416 --> 01:27:25,541 Children, please... 1458 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:27,875 Children... 1459 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,125 I don't know how to swim! 1460 01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:34,375 You're the slut? 1461 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:36,083 Good luck, Juliette. 1462 01:27:40,208 --> 01:27:41,583 Come on, let's go! 1463 01:27:43,208 --> 01:27:44,500 Where's my girl? 1464 01:27:44,666 --> 01:27:46,041 Where's my baby girl? 1465 01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:48,791 Hello. 1466 01:27:52,750 --> 01:27:54,166 She'll pay for this! 1467 01:27:54,333 --> 01:27:56,208 It's the "Chaos Zone." 1468 01:27:56,375 --> 01:27:58,958 Say there, what are you doing tonight? 1469 01:28:01,375 --> 01:28:02,916 Christ, what waste. 1470 01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:06,125 - Everything was so pretty. - Why are you sad? 1471 01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:09,208 You're a cutie-pie. It's not a waste, look. 1472 01:28:32,541 --> 01:28:33,958 Oh shit. 1473 01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:52,875 It didn't go so bad after all. 1474 01:28:53,041 --> 01:28:54,166 No. 1475 01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:59,375 Did you mean what you said down there? 1476 01:29:05,625 --> 01:29:06,875 Help! 1477 01:29:07,416 --> 01:29:08,666 Grab on here. 1478 01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:10,208 Here! 1479 01:29:10,791 --> 01:29:12,250 Shit, not my hair! 1480 01:29:12,416 --> 01:29:14,250 Come on, help me! 1481 01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:16,541 Shit! 1482 01:29:17,041 --> 01:29:18,041 Fuck! 1483 01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:19,750 My hair! 1484 01:29:24,125 --> 01:29:25,291 You feel a draft? 1485 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:28,208 Yes, it's the wind. 1486 01:29:28,666 --> 01:29:30,333 - Thanks. - No problem. 1487 01:29:31,458 --> 01:29:32,791 Come here. 1488 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:41,541 - What are you looking at? - You! 1489 01:29:46,541 --> 01:29:47,916 You're so handsome. 1490 01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:49,333 Like this. 1491 01:30:02,833 --> 01:30:05,041 I'm Marie. Juliette's big sister. 1492 01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:22,000 Cut, please. 1493 01:30:33,458 --> 01:30:34,666 Cut. 1494 01:30:38,916 --> 01:30:40,750 They killed my babies. 1495 01:30:48,666 --> 01:30:50,458 Now isn't that funny. 1496 01:31:07,750 --> 01:31:09,875 We want suits for our babies too. 1497 01:31:10,041 --> 01:31:12,791 Custom-made to fit their personalities. 1498 01:31:12,958 --> 01:31:14,458 Nothing faggy-looking. 1499 01:31:14,625 --> 01:31:17,375 They're straight. Black leather and studs. 1500 01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:30,083 You may now kiss the bride. 1501 01:31:43,041 --> 01:31:44,875 They'll pay for it dearly. 1502 01:31:51,083 --> 01:31:53,166 - Sushi, good idea. - You see? 1503 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:56,083 I don't have much free time but... 1504 01:31:57,666 --> 01:31:59,500 You'll free up a slot for me. 1505 01:32:37,125 --> 01:32:39,958 She's gonna take me far away from your ugly face. 1506 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:49,000 Subtitles: Julie Meyer 1507 01:33:49,166 --> 01:33:52,166 Subtitling: Eclair Media 100918